Doug Loves Movies - Josh Wolf, Geoff Tate and Samm Levine guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds
With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
But Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug.
And I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
I was just doing a little mic check.
Coming to you once again.
It's finally happening again.
And it's going to be a gas because we are back at Helium in St. Louis.
St. Louis!
St. Louis Galleria, tucked in back behind the Weber Grill restaurant.
And this mic feels sketchy to me,
but I think it's OK so far.
It's Saturday,
Ragnaroktober 7th,
2017,
and I feel like your name tag game
is going to be strong, St. Louis.
Oh, no!
Oh!
I got to remember to
record the selection process
this is pretty awesome
but right up front
Nate also
loves movies
has attached all of his
receipts from going to movies
these are all from this year?
just from all time?
five years but how many receipts are on there? These are all from this year? Just from all time? Five years.
But how many receipts are on there?
I loved how you were going to look and start counting.
Let me just double check.
What's the most recent one?
What's the most recent receipt?
Kingsman, the golden circle.
Yeah.
Nobody gets peed on at all.
I don't even know why they called it I don't know why they called it that.
But
thanks for doing that, Nate. Have I seen that
before?
You make all the little clay dudes.
So you just made one
of me.
Hanging on to all the receipts.
In a hoodie.
Some fucked up eyes.
Good job, Nate.
What else do we got over here?
We got Dustin Who.
What and loathing in Las Vegas?
Floyd?
Your name's Floyd?
Last name.
Magic Mike.
That was an easy one.
Baxter to the future took a little bit more effort and
congratulations to both of you for knowing that I enjoy Tito's vodka but
unfortunately I don't pick the name tag. Oh I have a strong feeling this Tom Petty
album cover is gonna get picked and you changed it from southern what to
southern Anthony? Southern accents to southern Anthony. All right it's uh
probably happened once or twice before,
but it's rather unusual.
Juralex Park?
Juralex Park.
Juralex.
I really thought I might be talking to someone named Juralex.
Burn after reading.
Is your first name R-E-I-D?
Read?
Okay, very good.
Lots of great ones, you guys.
Doc Mollywood.
It might be one of the biggest ones.
I think that wins for the biggest.
I don't know if that's going to count for anything.
Why didn't you make name tags?
Too busy getting tats? I get it.
All right.
Thanks for bringing those, you guys, and good luck to everybody.
Doug Plugs. I will be doing two
12 Guests of Christmas shows
in Los Angeles this year
and they're both on sale
as well as the two
at the Gramercy in New York City
and so go
snap those up because they should go quick
and all of my dates and deets are at Douglovesmovies.com.
That's Douglovesmovies.com!
Yeah!
Holy shit.
From the corrections department,
Willem Dafoe isn't in Rescue Dawn.
Or 8 Million Ways to Die but he is in
Nymphomaniac 2
and he is not a shithead
I just saw the Florida Project
and he's in that
he's very good
he seems like a very nice man
here's the stuff I brought
for the good old prize bag
somewhere somebody gave me a Star Wars pen.
Yeah, that's probably the best thing in here, actually.
I got a fortune cookie at P.F. Chang's.
I got a copy of my CD promotional tool.
This is kind of a little bit of a change of pace.
It's a T-shirt, not for Douglas Movies,
but it's a Getting Doug With High t-shirt.
Yeah.
Really small one, I think, so good luck with that.
A Peacemaker pipe that hasn't been used at all
because I brought two this trip.
I'm getting balls here.
And a blue card from Getting Doug With High.
Okay.
And a... Somebody came up to me the other night somewhere
and said, hey, do you want a bottle opener?
And I was like, okay.
And it's got the name of a beer company on it.
I'm not going to name the beer because they're not a sponsor.
Plus, what a weird way to decide to drink a beer.
Oh, I heard Doug say it.
Didn't recommend it. He just said that it
was on a...
Whatever that thing is.
A bottle opener. And I also got...
I grabbed up some of these to
give out in the weeks to come because I want people
to be able to get my stuff for free whenever
possible. A $10 gift
card to iTunes to...
You can buy anything you want with it.
You can buy the latest Juice Newton, but...
The latest?
There was this sketch
on SNL a long time
ago where it was about...
The mic just cut off
for a second, but I think we're good.
I think it's real sensitive, so
I can't... There's going to be no yelling today
on my part.
My guests can yell all they want
because they have corded microphones.
They only have...
What happened? Oh, they're just
thanking the waiter.
Waitress.
Sorry.
Sorry, nice lady.
But anyway, it was the whole thing about
how kids are addicted to video games,
the ones you pay for, the ones you put quarters into.
And there was a part of the bit where a man says to camera,
instead of spending money on video games,
you could buy a Juice Newton album.
And he pulls out a Juice Newton album.
So I always love to reference that,
but nobody knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
But all of that is in the prize bag,
plus stuff brought by my three...
We're talking three oldbies here, you guys.
And a lot of your guesses were correct
on your name tags, and also I probably leaked
some of the names as well.
And one of them is performing here this weekend, so
you figured he's gonna come by.
Please give a big, warm welcome
to
Josh Wolfe, Jeff Tate, and
Sam the Ma'am Levine,
a.k.a.
Lil
Logan!
Thank you.
Hey, guys. Hey, Doug. Hey, man. Oh, guys.
Hey, Doug.
Hey, man.
Oh, okay.
I thought we should probably have, like, a stool or something you guys could put stuff on, but that'd be great.
Yeah.
That'd be nice.
All right, let me see if I can go find one.
Here, hold this for a second, okay? Can I start?
Yeah.
Here, pick up your beer.
I was just going to take their time.
What's happening right now?
Jeff was doing a great bit that was all off mic.
Hey, Doug's not here.
I'm going to get off mic as well.
But yeah, I just went and grabbed you guys a stool.
It was easy.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, bud.
Fun stuff, though, Jeff.
You're gonna
have to try to rebound now, though.
Do so!
Do so!
Do so!
Let's say
hello to the fellas individually.
It's our losing-est contestant,
Josh Wolf, everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm curious, when did I get that title?
Oh, just between the three of you guys.
Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.
You've owned that title.
Yeah.
When it comes to these two.
Yeah.
I was listening to them
low-key compete in the green.
You were too.
They would mention movies
and be like,
well, you saw that one, right?
And they'd be like,
of course I saw that.
Did you see this?
And I'm like,
I have no fucking idea
what either one of you
are talking about.
Just polite conversation
about film.
Yeah.
But I'm excited.
Josh, they were talking
about Titanic.
Yeah.
You've heard of Titanic.
But I have to honestly tell you, I have never seen Titanic.
I've never seen...
Am I the only person who's never seen Titanic?
I was just taking a shot, but I thought there was a chance you'd never seen it.
No, no, I've never seen Titanic.
No, that's not my thing.
But I've seen Fight Club about 30 times.
But when we were talking about Titanic, it was weird that you were like,
what? What's that?
What do you mean? A boat?
Like, that made you feel dumb.
Was that a good rebound?
Was that your impersonation of me?
Yeah, it was spot on.
Sincerest form of flattery. Yeah, well. Well, let's say hello to of flattery.
Yeah, well.
Well, let's say hello to that flatterer.
It's Jeff Tate, everybody.
Hello.
I think you're even in the same seat you were in the last time we were here.
Yeah, yeah.
That leaves Josh's in the meltdown seat.
Could happen.
That's where it happened, right there.
Is it?
Yeah, right where you're sitting.
And how was that when it was happening right next to you?
It was bad.
I'm gonna rebound!
Yeah, it was really bad.
But we got through it,
and I think I'm, you know,
I'm even better friends now with Bert
than I was before that happened.
And we have more fun together now, too,
because we understand each other better.
I haven't spoken to him since. Sam, the man, Levine is here.
Thank you very much, St. Louis.
Thank you, St. Louis.
The littlest Logan of them all That's me
Not like that one picture
That was on Twitter
That literally 800 people
Tagged you and me in
Of that little kid dressed as Logan
Don't tell me you didn't see it
I did, it was sweet
That's the littlest Logan That Don't tell me you didn't see it. I did. It was sweet.
That's the littlest Logan.
That wasn't you?
Nah, it was me.
But like, you know, all you gotta do is shave strategically and you got a great Halloween costume.
Thanks, man. It's coming up, dude.
I did it years ago. I shaved my beard
into the Logan beard and
took a picture in a tank top.
Did you?
I really want to see
that picture.
That's his go-to
when he's sexting.
Yeah.
I'm going to tear you up, girl.
Yeah, yeah.
So I've sexted you.
I got you a gift, girl.
A set of... A set of knives. Okay, so I've sexed you. I got you a gift, girl. A set of...
A set of knives.
Okay, so...
Mm-hmm.
What is that in that bowl in front of Sam?
This one right here?
Yeah.
Spinach dip.
It's what?
Spinach dip.
Spinach dip.
Spinach dip.
That huge bowl?
Yeah.
What's in the other bowl?
Chips.
Okay, that's the bowl I meant.
I was like, that bowl's not that big, Doug.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Regular-sized bowl.
And you're like, that huge bowl?
I'm like, it's this fucking thing.
What do you mean?
Doug, those are generally called crocks in restaurants.
They call it a crock.
It's where you get your French onion soups and your spinach dips.
I just didn't know what was going on there, but I could use something to eat.
No, that's...
Do you want a crock of dip?
Sam Levine, thanks for coming all the way to St. Louis to join us today
It's my pleasure to be here
You've been here before?
I have been to the St. Louis before
I was here just about six weeks ago for that Eclipse business
Yeah, that's right, you guys owned that St. Louis
They don't applaud for it like that in New York. Nuh-uh.
Wait, so if you were standing in the right place, you could see the
arch and the eclipse at the same time?
To be quite honest with you, I don't think
so. I think you had to get a little further west of the city.
Oh, okay.
No?
Someone is calling you a liar!
You're a liar!
You're a liar!
I don't know, I watched it.
Tell the truth!
Alright, I did not watch it from the arch,
so I could not say definitively.
But the map that I was basing
my decisions off of
led me to believe I had to go west.
Young man.
Have you been inside the arch?
You know, I have not.
It's weird. Yeah.
There's like a Wonka Vader in there.
Because you can't go straight up or straight
down. No.
It's also one of those things
where you're like, I can't wait to get up the top. You get up the top
and you're like, alright, let's go.
You know, there's nothing like it.
I feel a little claustrophobic.
I thought the view would be
spectacular, but instead it's just weird.
Time to go.
It's like looking at the arch and being
in it.
If I get up to the top of the arch and there's not
a sign that tells me exactly where John
Hamm grew up, I'm going to be very upset.
I have
that information for you. Okay, cool.
Oh, you do know? No.
Does anyone know where his
childhood home is?
It's in Kirkwood? Where they make all the
vacuums.
All right, Jeff.
I'm going to give you one more.
Turn it into Mark Wahlberg.
You get one.
All right, so I got my typical questions for you guys,
starting with who wants to talk about their prize bag stuff first?
I will.
What'd you bring?
Well, as usual, I forgot to bring something.
Is that for reals?
Yeah.
You and I were even hanging out last night. Mm-hmm.
I know what I did last night.
Yeah, I know.
I'm well aware.
So.
I should have said something, but that probably wouldn't have worked anyway.
I have some silverware.
That's stainless steel, by the way.
Yeah, hey, listen, guys.
I have some
organic seaweed.
I have
some
I hate that
processed seaweed. It's sea salt flavor.
I really like it to be organic.
I have, that I found in the lobby of the hotel,
I don't even know what turmeric is,
but there's two boosts.
I also have some almond butter.
And just in case anybody's looking for shit to do in St. Louis.
Oh, pamphlets.
I have some pamphlets to Six Flags and...
The Magic House.
The Magic House, which was my nickname in high school.
And The Arch, just in case you wanted to go down there, dude.
Are you staying at like a vegan Airbnb?
Yeah.
That's exactly where I'm staying.
Who is that better than the vacuums thing?
Which one?
Who cares?
Your best answer is Harvey.
I really feel like this.
I nailed it.
And there you go.
Yeah, that's really.
I mean.
Somebody could live for a week on all this.
You won't enjoy it, but you'll stay alive.
It'll be a real fucking drag of a week.
But you won't die.
And that's
good. What do you got, Jeff?
I have a Stormtrooper bobblehead.
Do you know which one it is?
What do you mean? Like who is inside?
Maybe Finn is in it. Maybe it's one of these
guys.
I don't mean to point this out,
but that is a Cincinnati Reds bobblehead.
Yeah, I mean, that definitely sounds like an accident.
Like, the way you pointed that out
really felt non-intentional.
It's a storekeeper standing on a baseball.
Does that make any sense at all?
I mean, it is a Cincinnati Reds thing, but I've been to
St. Louis before, and they fucking, they
will, they hate everything.
Yeah. Like, when
you go, oh, it's a Cincinnati Reds thing, people
I would just assume people would boo, like
they don't realize that everybody hates baseball,
so you might as well at least be like,
hey, we could at least talk about baseball
instead of being like, my team has a different red
hat.
Can I say something?
No.
I don't think you answered his question at all.
He said, why is it standing on a baseball?
And then you said something completely different in return.
All right, Josh.
It's called Pivoting.
I feel like you are hectoring The Witness.
And I have The Nice Guys
novelization of the movie The Nice Guys.
It's about not Josh.
It's about two guys who aren't Josh Wolf.
I was going to read a line from the book,
but it bored me the second I started looking at it.
I saw the movie.
I don't need to have a guy write a book about the movie.
Well, I mean, I brought that from home.
I didn't get it in the green room.
Oh.
Shots fired.
Okay.
Sam, always the most thoughtful.
I don't know.
I certainly did not expect anyone to read or eat seaweed,
so I brought the entire first season of Amazon's Goliath on DVD.
You have one person clapping over there
Good luck in getting that
Do you have a name tag?
The guy who was clapping?
I thought that guy was clapping
Alright
The entire first season of Amazon's
Mad Dogs
Which I actually have seen and can
Highly recommend There's a big Sammy the seal is over there Mad Dogs, which I actually have seen and can highly recommend.
There's a big Sammy the Seal is over there.
And Doug, earlier this year, you and I were up at the Traverse City Film Festival, and
they included a DVD of a film I think called
That One Summer
starring Ernest Borgnine.
So I now give this to you.
Yeah, I gave mine
away too.
Went right into the prize bag.
Finally, because who does not want
this, a
beer koozie that was a
promotional item from the film Logan Lucky
that has the film's
logo on one side
and a picture of Daniel Craig in
a prison uniform on the other.
And
you will be the envy of all your
drinking buddies.
And those are my gifts for the prize.
Pass that bag down too.
We need that bag.
We need this flimsy bag to put all this stuff in.
So somebody's going to win all that stuff tonight.
I already saw the name tags.
You guys are going to have quite a difficult decision ahead of you today.
Lots of good ones out there.
I wonder if this cutlery is going to go straight through
this plastic bag. It's probably going to be pretty dangerous for whoever wins. Put this
bobble head right on top of it. All right. Josh, what was the last movie you saw?
Did you not think that question was coming this time?
Did you not think that question was coming this time?
No, I saw it too.
It's called... Well, did the last...
Because I forget, did I say it last time I was here?
Probably.
Still it?
It is still the last movie that I saw,
except in my hotel.
I'm sorry, that's not true.
I watched Captain America Civil War
because I was high as shit and wanted to go to sleep.
How long did it take?
Probably 37 minutes.
Long enough to get the quesadilla.
I was just waiting.
I was trying to wait.
You ever get in your hotel and you order food
and then you're just trying to stay awake for the quesadilla? I was just waiting. I was trying to wait. Do you ever get in your hotel and you order food and then you're just trying
to stay awake for the quesadilla?
They're not all comics, Josh.
Oh, yeah.
These are just regular people.
Regular people, right.
So you lead normal lives.
Okay.
So you don't wake up
with chicken wings
under your pillows?
That doesn't happen to you guys?
You guys ever accidentally
Uber Eats to your home address
because you forget to reset it
to whatever hotel you're in tonight
and then your food shows up and your brother calls you
because it's 12.30 in the morning and the door's knocking
and the dog's going crazy.
You guys don't do that?
Anyway, Civil War.
That's the last movie.
Yeah, yeah, Civil War.
Yeah, that's the answer to that question.
Okay. Okay. 37 minutes of Civil War. Yeah, that's the answer to that question. Okay.
37 minutes of Civil War.
Yeah.
So you didn't get to the part where they all fought each other.
No, I did not.
But I have seen the movie before.
That part's really good.
Yeah, I have seen the movie before, and I like the movie a lot.
Like I said, I was really just focusing on the quesadilla
and what it was going to take to stay awake for that.
Yeah.
And I did it, everybody, just in case anyone was curious.
Yep.
Did you have to pay for the movie?
Yeah.
I paid for the movie.
Don't know.
Don't know.
Yeah, because I guess since he's only waiting for food and then going to sleep, he didn't
want to pay for something that he had never seen before.
Yeah.
Because then you're going to have to pay for it twice.
No. Do you know how that movie works?
Do you want to watch the rest of it?
You press pause, and you wake up the next day,
and you watch Captain America Civil War
with what's left of your quesadilla.
Did you do that today?
No.
You did?
I did, yeah.
Well, why not say that I watched the rest of...
Why tell us about the First Part and leave us...
You watched the whole thing. You just finished it
today. A lot of holes in your story, Josh.
I guess that's true. I guess that's true.
I did watch because I thought... I think you slipped out
to murder someone.
And watching this movie
is your alibi.
Yeah, add no time.
I'll order food at the movie. I'll order
stuff in my room and then I'll go murder somebody and come back and get the stuff
and no one will know i left yeah no i did finish today and i listen i love i can watch superhero
movies over and over and over and over again just because it's easy to turn off my brain
and just enjoy what i'm looking at so i do that a lot yeah that's a fun one to do that i watched
it on planes a few times. Yeah, I have to.
That's how I sell all my stand-up shows, too.
Like, just come on down to my show.
It's easy.
You turn off your brain and just enjoy what you're looking at.
Yeah, just take it all in.
Drink it in, yeah.
Gulp.
That 100% would have worked better if I said it was about your shows,
but only because you're better looking.
And then when I leave it to me
to be the good-looking part of that bit,
it doesn't work.
No, that was all the humor was right there.
You nailed it.
So what did you see?
I think I know the answer.
A Blade Runner 2049.
Yeah.
How was it?
It was fantastic.
People are loving it.
It was great.
I really fucking loved it.
Are there boring parts?
No, not really, no.
Because it's two hours and 45 minutes long.
See, I didn't know that when I went in.
And I'm glad I didn't because I would not have seen it.
That is way too long to be at the movies for one movie.
But you told me you're planning to see it again.
I will see it again, and I might even see it in 3D
because it was gorgeous.
And usually 3D,
I don't want to put in the effort of sitting up straight
the whole time.
Do you have to sit up straight?
It doesn't work if you slouch?
It doesn't work?
Is that why 3D movies suck for me?
You have to have good posture? You have to keep the fucking glasses Does it work if you slouch? It doesn't work? No. Is that why 3D movies suck for me? Yeah, yeah.
You have to... You have to have good posture?
You have to keep the fucking glasses, like, level with the screen.
Have you ever worn glasses in your life?
Does it feel like you know how they work?
Hey, Eclipse guy, is that true or not?
No idea.
I say not true. No idea. I say not true.
No idea. He says not true. I'm with him.
How do you know what kind of car that guy has?
Who the fuck is that guy?
You
We only know about him
because he called you out for being wrong.
Why are you on his side now?
He's the voice of reason apparently.
Doug, I probably shouldn't do this show
with St. Louis anymore.
Maybe it's me.
Maybe I bring a weird energy or something.
Anyway, the movie was great.
And also, every movie with Harrison Ford in it
is amazing now that I know he's always stoned.
What?
What do you mean?
What I mean is, did you hear all the words I said?
Yeah.
That's what I mean.
How do you know he's always stoned?
That's what I mean.
How do you know he's always stoned?
It's like Hollywood gossip.
Everybody says that about him.
Okay, so you made fun of me, but you really don't know?
No, I do.
Like, I know how.
I just don't.
It was like somebody i
know was on that frank caliendo tv show which had the same one of the crew members was worked on
cowboys and aliens and apparently harrison ford just walks around chain smoking joints and then
stepping on him and then he's got somebody that picks him up and saves him and greg proofs told
that story on getting dug with high about how he had the same driver for Phantom Menace
that Harrison Ford had for Empire Strikes Back,
and he would just smoke weed the whole way
to the studios in London.
You're making it sound like there's drivers
whose only job is to escort people
that are in Star Wars films.
Those movies were made so far apart
and they had the same driver?
Now look whose story isn't holding up.
Hey, listen.
It sounds like
your beef is with Greg Proops. He's the one that
told that story. He wasn't in a
Star Wars movie.
Yeah, he was. He was in The Phantom Menace.
Star Wars Episode I, Phantom Menace.
You should probably see those films. You're stupid.
I mean, even if you see it,
you might not recognize him.
He's like a voice of an alien.
Oh, he's a voice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he had to do that thing where he sat there
with all the points of light or whatever on his face
with the other guy, Scott...
Pilgrim.
Yes.
Scott Pilgrim is the other voice.
Sam, what was the last movie you saw?
I also saw a Marvel film.
I finally saw Wonder Woman.
No, wait, that's DC.
Sorry, guys, not my genre.
Yeah, that was a close one.
You corrected yourself pretty quickly.
Oof.
Yeah.
You like it?
Yeah, it's an enjoyable film.
Again, not my genre.
Right, you prefer men?
I prefer my Wonder Woman to be...
You're like, why isn't this Wonder Man?
Yeah.
That'd be a great movie.
Like he wears the same outfit, but it's a dude.
Yep.
I'm sure Kelsey Grammer is already making that motherfucker.
Kelsey Grammer?
Yeah, he's one of those fucking right-wing men's right dumb fucks, right?
He's one of those shitheads.
I don't know.
I can't keep track of them anymore.
Seems like they get rich in Hollywood, and that turns them conservative.
James Woods is Wonder Man.
James Woods says he's retiring from film.
And what was...
He wants to concentrate on the weirdest copies.
In that same article, it was like, James Woods is retiring from film and selling his Rhode Island home.
I was like, wait a minute.
Do I not understand how show business works?
That's how they found out he's retiring, because in the listing for the home, it says the owner of the home is retiring.
Yeah, you have to tell people in Rhode Island if someone died, or if there's a a ghost or if you're just moving because you retired.
It's
Rhode Island real estate law, Sam.
That all makes sense now.
It does seem weird, though, that those
go back to back. He's retiring
and selling his home in Rhode Island.
That seems, none of them, they don't seem to match at all.
That is a non sequitur right there.
Did you have a house in Rhode Island?
He's getting rid of a lot of his houses so that he'll have money to sit around
and not be working anymore.
Defend himself against all those fucking lawsuits
or whatever.
Well, also, it does feel like he wants to get off the grid
because Amber Tamblyn came at him so hard.
Good for her.
Yeah, damn right.
If I met a 15-year-old Amber Tamblyn,
I'd ask her to go to Vegas.
I'd be like, Joan, hop in my ark.
She is famous, but I've never seen her
in anything, pretty much.
Because I haven't seen the Fantastic Pants movies.
The girls with the fantastic pants, what is that called?
Captain Underpants.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
The Sisterhood of the Ya-Ya Pants.
That's it.
I can't believe that never came up on Build a Title, by the way.
The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is...
I think it might have. Oh, I'm sure it
has at some point, right? Makes sense.
She was on a couple
episodes of Todd
Margaret, for obvious reasons.
Because she's married to Todd Margaret? Exactly.
I assume you saw that, no?
Nope. Okay.
I'm sure I've seen
her in something, and she's a good actress, but I
didn't watch that show because it was on Friday nights
and it was about religion.
Which one? Joan of Arcadia.
I bought that movie Be Cool
because then every time James Woods
tweets something terrible, I watch the first
two minutes because he dies.
I spent $10
so that I could calm myself down.
That is the most passive-agive aggressive shit I have ever heard
In my entire life
Hey Jeff let me help you out
He gets beat up pretty bad in Casino
Alright Casino
Writing it down
That's like the beginning of Death Becomes Her
When like disgusting Goldie Hawn
Is watching on Rewind
Meryl Streep's character getting strangled in that movie.
That's a very specific thing I just referenced.
And I understand that.
But for the four people at home listening,
they are howling right now.
One of those four had better be Goldie Hawn.
Yeah.
Okay, they're remaking it, by the way, Death Becomes Her.
But here, let me...
I got a quick question I'm going to ask Siri.
Hey, Siri.
She said hello.
Hello.
What movies does James Woods die in?
I found quite a number of James Woods movies.
Yeah, but which ones does he die in?
I found quite a number of movies matching Giant.
That's what Star Trek needed more of.
Their shit not working exactly right.
Like, you never saw the captain just going,
no, which ones does he die in?
Die!
You can only see him walk into those doors in outtakes.
But you know they can't always time it right.
All right. Alright. I got one more question
for you guys before we get to the next part
of the show and that is
it's the month of
October.
Yeah.
People love it.
Especially around here. You're like, oh, it's great.
Winter's almost here.
Can't wait to get that back again.
Getting in the last week into shorts
right here. Just like, I don't fucking care.
Yeah, it's not that
warm out really, but
they got the shorts and it's raining.
Josh,
do you enjoy
horror films on occasion? Yeah yeah I like them a lot
can you
recommend one
for
the Halloween season
cause people
you know
come at me
on the internet
saying Doug
I wanna watch
a scary movie
I'm like I don't know
well for me
what scares me the most
is any kind of
demon
exorcism
shit
that scares
yeah see
and I could give a fuck.
That stuff does not bother me
at all. What was that called? The Exorcism of
Emily Rose? Yeah, that's pretty...
A movie scared
the shit out of me.
So I would say that. I would also recommend that
I watched The Conjuring by myself at my
house the other night. Don't fucking do
that.
That was a really bad idea.
But for me, the exorcism of Emily Rose is the one.
Yeah, but also you have so many dolls in your living room
that that's probably why it was
extra creepy.
He lives in the house
from the conjuring. What did you say, Sally?
Yeah, yeah.
But I would say that. Who's Sally?
Sally's my main doll.
Sally from A Nightmare Before Christmas?
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah.
The demon stuff doesn't scare you?
No.
What stuff scares you?
Like The Exorcist is an effective movie because it's just so fucked up what's happening with
this little girl and the acting is so good and it's very dramatic, but I don't find it
scary.
So what kind of stuff?
And it's the scariest one that I can recall.
What scares you? Any of that stuff?
Well, I'm mostly just waiting to be grossed out all the time
when I'm watching these movies.
Or, like in the case of, if a horror movie comes out and it's PG-13,
I'm like, what's even going to happen that an adult man is going to be afraid of?
Right.
You know, what am I going to walk away
from this movie being scared about?
Which is so funny because I went to it kind of grudgingly
because I thought it was PG-13.
I just assumed because
it's such a gold mine to be
PG-13. That's what's so great about
this movie breaking all the records is it's
again, fuck you people that think you know
in Hollywood how things work.
An R-rated horror film can make a lot of money yeah hell yeah yeah the most money
of any R-rated horror film of all time at this point but I think what that
shows also is that people not only want to get scared but people value a story
and that movie had a story well that's what happened is like you know the
youngsters make horror movies the number one movie every weekend because on
Friday night it'll do great business
and then probably Saturday and
by the time word of mouth gets out or
new stuff opens the next weekend people move on
so they just in and out but it
like is so it's got so
much of value to it
mainly characters that you care about that are
interesting and funny. Yep I agree. You know
I agree. Most horror movies
it's all about the premise
and the people don't matter
at all.
And that's,
I get bored with that.
Well, that's why I don't like
those Saw movies
and things like that
because it doesn't really matter.
It doesn't matter who's getting
fucking tied up and tortured.
They're not an interesting person.
And then you gotta watch them get,
you know,
their brain hacksawed,
you know?
But that's why I don't care.
Did you guys see Saw?
I never saw Saw.
See Saw, Saw, Saw,
see Saw, Saw.
I saw Saw too. You didn't see Saw? I never saw Saw. See Saw, Saw, Saw, See Saw, Saw. I saw Saw too.
You didn't see Saw?
I never saw Saw, but I saw Saw too.
I would see Saw.
I saw Saw too three times.
Why?
That was just the next part of the bit.
Because three was after two
I think is why he said that
you should have said four words
you know all these jokes are
hacksaw rich
oh I've seen
what's the new saw called
it's called hacksaw or jigsaw
there you go
switchback
but in this one he just forces people to put together puzzles
it's like good luck with this mountain vista
dear helium comedy club of st louis may i have and also i gotta thank the helium comedy clubs Dear Helium Comedy Club of St. Louis,
may I have, and also,
I gotta thank the Helium Comedy Clubs
because they always paint the wall
so that I don't forget what city I'm in.
But, um...
In Portland, it's a drawing
of a guy on a bike getting hit by a car.
In Philadelphia, it's a guy driving a car hitting a guy on a bike.
In Buffalo.
It's just three frozen homeless people dead from exposure.
Yeah, go to Buffalo. Save them.
You're the ones who are just at the mall.
Jeff, I'm in the middle of composing a letter.
Dear Helium in St. Louis,
may I please have another tea
dose and soda thank you very much sincerely me not cute when people write say me at the end of
a letter adorable jeff horror movies you're stroking your beard like you might have a good
one for us oh i'd do that i don't i wasn... You'd do that anyway, but it was still fun to bring up. Here's one.
It's called Housebound.
It's from New Zealand,
and it's fucking great.
It's really fucking cool.
It's scary and weird and fun.
I saw it,
and I agree with you
that that's another case
where the characters are interesting.
I didn't like all the direct...
everywhere that it went,
but I watched the whole thing,
and I thought it was good.
Okay.
Yeah.
Housebound.
Can't sit through. Is it still on
Netflix?
I mean, I don't know. It's probably on
one of them. That's where I saw it. I saw it on
Netflix also. Okay.
Sam? I too
will go with a foreign film, a Japanese film
called Audition.
That's some fucked up shit right there.
That's some fucked up shit right there, yeah.
See, that's what I'm talking about. To me, the scariest
stuff is just when shit gets too fucked up.
There's this new Stephen King adaptation
that's on Netflix starring
Carla Gugino and
what's his name?
Bruce Greenwood.
Yes.
It is fucking violent as fuck.
Like, it is really
upsetting how violent it is.
I might be thinking of a different movie.
What are you guys talking about?
I thought Bruce Greenwood was the guy who sang Proud to be an American.
Yeah, he sang it right before he drove that bus full of school kids off the bridge in the suite hereafter.
But he goes, no, that's Lee Greenwood.
I go, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Bruce Greenwood does tend to play the president a lot.
He's played the president a few times.
And at the Q&A, when I saw Gerald's game at Fantastic Fest,
they had a Q&A where he was there.
And that came up, and he says he doesn't think he's going to play a president ever again.
He's decided he's had enough of it.
Did he sell his home in Rhode Island?
That's when you know he's serious, right there.
Yeah.
that's when you know he's serious right there
yeah
Sam
once you buy a house on Rhode Island
you'll know
I'm in
so those are your answers people
if you're looking for some scary movies on Netflix or elsewhere
those are some options
I'll ask again as the month continues
but right now, we have to
tell our good friend Bert Kreischer to turn off
the show, because it's
time to say, let the
games begin!
Name tags!
Step out of the shadows!
Yeah, there's a lot
of good ones today, guys.
And we don't have any ads for this show,
so we have to wait for you to figure this out people are yelling it's an excited crowd if we
get the house lights up a little bit that'd be good just keep it like it is. There we go. Yeah, that's nice.
I gotta get a shot of this.
Josh!
Pick me!
Come on, Josh!
You can do it, Josh!
Sam, show me yours here.
Oh, of course.
That makes sense.
Nice job, everybody.
I got a nice little video of that.
I'm going to post it on my Instagram.
All right, we're back.
We never went to commercial, but we're still back nonetheless.
Who are you playing for, Josh?
Should be right on there, yeah.
Brian J. Fox.
He's got the Teen Wolf.
Teen Wolf, and it's your face instead of Michael J. Fox.
Reboot.
Here we go.
I'd believe you in high school.
I think that's it. Is that you right there? Oh, it go. I'd believe you in high school.
Is that you right there?
Oh, it is. I'm the moon.
Whenever there's a full thug, you turn into a
turn into a wolf.
Yeah, there you go.
That'd be good. You should do a knockoff of that
for one of your album covers
or a tour or something.
Which reminds me, guys,
are you having a conversation over there?
I think you kind of are.
I hear words coming out of both of your mouths.
Have you ever been on stage when people are that
close to you talking and you're trying to do something?
Never happens, right?
We good?
I'm telling you, it's that it is this club. We good? Yeah.
I'm telling you, it's that...
It is this club.
What is that?
What are you doing?
Trying to talk to Josh.
You really look like you're about to scream about rebounding.
You really look like you're about to scream about rebounding.
Josh has a very special date coming up where he's going to tape a... I'm shooting a special.
A special.
In Boise on October 17th.
Yeah.
If anybody's listening in Boise.
I know we're far from Boise now, but I was just there.
Jeff was just there, and we had a marvelous time.
Yeah, and it's only $10 tickets if anybody's listening in Boise and all
the money goes to a local charity.
There you go. Very cool.
And it's at the Knitting Factory if you're listening.
There you go. People will figure it out.
Yeah, we'll plug it at the end too, but I just
wanted to get that out there. Thank you.
And I also just wanted to have a reason to yell at Jeff.
Who are you playing for?
Nate.
His name's Nate.
Yeah, he made an amazing board
with all of the receipts
from many movies he's seen over the years.
Holy shit.
But this is all, like,
he's got one of these over here.
Yeah, we discussed all of this already.
While I was in the back, remember?
Yeah, yeah.
You weren't in a soundproof booth.
But yeah, he made a little clay, Doug.
He used to make the entire whole cast of the shows
with like 12 people.
And good job, Nate.
It's pretty amazing.
But you're wearing a Tom Petty shirt, Jeff.
Yeah.
So do you know what you overlooked? I wearing a Tom Petty shirt, Jeff. Yeah. So do you know what you overlooked?
I overlooked that Tom Petty album right there.
Yeah, why didn't you pick that?
Because I already signed that album.
That's my signature on it.
When I looked at it, I didn't even question that there was writing all over it.
It was after Cheeseburger Gate.
It was after Cheeseburger Gate. It was after Cheeseburger Gate.
Were they hamburgers or cheeseburgers?
They were cheeseburgers.
Oh, so they probably tasted great on your way out that night.
Because a lot of people got one.
There's probably some still in the freezer.
Who are you playing for, Sam?
I'm playing for Ian Glorious Bastards.
Yeah.
And Ian was kind enough to include
something that looks like a jazz cigarette
that says,
for Doug and friends.
So I should probably hang on to this for you.
That's what was happening.
You guys were discussing that
and whether or not Jeff qualified as a friend.
whether or not Jeff qualified as a friend.
That would have been better.
I would have just taken the tape off of it and Sam was like,
I want to present it to Doug.
And then that's what he did.
That's what happens when you're in class.
You get caught by the teacher
when you're passing around a joint
trying to decide what to do with it.
I'm going to give this to you, though,
Doug. You can decide who your friends are.
Cool. I'll just hold onto it for you.
Thanks, friend.
That's nice. Thank you very much
for bringing that, and thank you, Sam, for
picking that name tag. My pleasure.
That's a win-win right there.
Okay, I
prepared some games,
and the first one that we're going to play
today is, it's always a surprise
to me,
Alex's, Jason's,
and Deb's IMDb game. Oh, boy!
Yeah.
Did someone say, oh boy?
Yeah, me.
Oh, that was you.
That was him into a microphone.
I was like, somebody's really loud out there.
That was you.
Yeah, makes sense.
Yep.
Yeah.
It's a fun one, Josh.
You know how it works.
I'll start naming somebody's best known for at the top of their IMDB page,
and you just buzz in
with your own name when you think you
know the answer.
I think you've made some pretty ballsy
plays in this game before.
It's really the only way.
Let's see how you do today.
It's also the first game of the show so you don't
have to, not too much pressure.
Kind of like a warm up.
Warm up your trivia brain.
I just want you to know I don't feel any pressure at all me neither by the way i do who's best known for starts with true lies
somebody's snapping their fingers back there
Somebody's snapping their fingers back there.
Josh.
Now, you know, I've tried to school you on buzzing in too early.
Is there something after True Lies?
Yeah, there's three more titles.
But you can still go ahead and guess.
I'm not even sure I remember the movie, but...
Hit the ground running.
You might want to try feeling some pressure.
I think I'm
going to go with...
Tom Arnold.
Was he in that movie?
He was in that movie, but it's also not the correct answer.
Jeff.
But nice try.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
That is correct.
Really?
I thought that was going to be Halloween for her.
Was she in Halloween?
Why are you doing this?
Now Jeff gets three more bonus points.
Oh, shit.
Halloween.
Trading places.
And Halloween 2.
Boniva?
No, it's Activia.
Oh, shit.
Boniva is Sally Field.
Oh, my bad.
You're thinking of the Activia convention
Where they decided what you are and aren't allowed to do
In war
I don't get it
Trading places and what else?
Halloween 2 and Halloween
Okay
They went with for their second one
Was Halloween the original
And then they went
Different than you Jeff Jeff, after that.
Fish Called Wanda.
Yeah, Fish.
And Freaky Friday.
Freaky Friday.
Uh-oh.
Is it on?
Did I turn it off?
Wait, it might have just been me.
Test, test.
Hang on.
We got backup.
Oh!
Hello, testing.
Just chuck it.
Put it in the prize bag.
That one year...
There was one year that
Don Rickles had a bad microphone
On Comic Relief one year
On HBO
It was like live everywhere
And a big deal
And he had a bad microphone
And a guy walked out
And gave him a fresh one
And he took the old one
And chucked it off stage
And said fetch
So fucking obnoxious and he took the old one and chucked it off stage and said, fetch.
So fucking obnoxious.
Okay, so... So Jeff got two points for his troubles there
and we got two more rounds
and a tiebreaker if needed.
Deep sigh out of the audience.
Who's top four starts with A Clockwork Orange?
Nobody's buzzing in.
Jeff.
What's happening?
You're buzzing in this early?
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to say
Donald Pleasance.
No.
He's not in that movie. He's not in that movie.
He's not in that movie. Sorry.
The second title
is Halloween
from 2017.
Nobody saw
that one.
Wait, this is 2017.
There is
a Halloween movie that came out this year?
Pardon me, 2007.
Thank God.
Okay, the third title, Easy A.
Come on, Josh, you know this.
I know that was my nickname in high school
Alright fine Sam
Malcolm McDowell
That is correct
I'm so glad I didn't chime in
Because you know what I was going to say
I thought his name was Roddy McDowell
Oh no very different accent
But I think he did something with Herbie Hancock
I think I might have got that wrong
Was Roddy McDowell a person
Yes he was was in all the
Planet of the Apes, most of the Planet of the Apes movies,
the first series. And he was
an actor ever since he was a young boy.
And he murdered Herbie
Hancock. I get one more guess
though on Mel McDowell, right?
You got a chance for a bonus point that you are not
going to get.
Hate to be a downer, but there's
no way you're going to say this. Go.
Star Trek Generations.
Nope.
That's a really good guess. Apparently he's a
voice in Bolt.
Yep.
You were right. Yep, I know where your
weak spots are.
That is children's programming.
Not
one of my strong suits.
If children are watching something, he's not there.
I know.
He would rather have their undivided attention.
That's right.
Well, he's got to convince them he's Wolverine first.
You can't start distracting.
He's got to figure out how to get them all to his condominium in Rhode Island.
You can't scar children if they're not paying total attention.
Okay, so Jeff has one point, Sam has two, and our good friend Josh is also here.
I just have the one.
Jeff has two, Sam has one
No, Jeff has one, I have one
He lost one with his incorrect guess
No, he got in for correct answer
And then also got another one right
Out of the top four
So that's two points
Doesn't he lose a point by getting one wrong when he guessed?
Thank you
You're welcome
Hey, thanks a lot, Poindexter Poindexter? Thank you. You're welcome.
Hey, thanks a lot, Poindexter.
Poindexter?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I went way back for that one.
No, that's right.
I forgot to take off a point, so thank you.
You're welcome.
So it's a hot race.
Oof.
It's almost a three-way tie.
I'm only one behind.
I mean, that's why I have a gap. You're not very far behind at all.
But at the same time, I am.
You have a chance until you hear
the last bell. That's true.
Here we go. Okay. The first
title is a movie
called Circus Boy.
Alright.
The second movie is called
Head.
Wow.
Actually know that movie.
Circus Boy and Head.
Who was in both of those?
Who was in either of those? Who was in either of those?
I have some ideas.
And then the third title,
Halloween.
Halloween.
From 2017.
Seven.
And finally,
this is exciting, Josh,
you're going to get to watch a tiebreaker.
You're going to see it up close.
I know, it's so exciting.
Can you imagine getting to stay on the field
even though you're out in the competition?
It's like that final jeopardy. You just got to stay on the field even though you're out of the competition. It's like that final jeopardy.
You just gotta stand there.
That person who bets the only $100 they have,
yeah, I guess I'll bet $100.
The fourth title of this person's illustrious film career
is The Secret Files of Spy Dogs.
Oh. film career is The Secret Files of Spy Dogs.
That's right.
Sam. There's something called that.
All right, Sam.
Give it a shot. What do you say?
Who do you think it is, Sam?
Don't forget, it's negative one point. Oh, man.
I can't believe you buzzed in.
That's crazy.
What was I thinking?
Mike Nesmith.
No, you didn't really buzz in, though.
No, I did not.
Okay.
Jeff buzzed in by saying my name.
No, I know, but now you're proceeding to guess as if you really want to throw a guess out there.
Oh, I was just playing around because I know he's in the movie Head.
Right.
Because it stars the monkeys.
That's right.
And one of the monkeys, one of his early film roles was a circus boy.
Oh.
And then he later went on to appear in those other two movies.
Mickey Dolenz.
The other monkey.
I thought this was going to be Roddy McDowell
because he played monkeys.
At least you guessed a monkey.
You guys both guessed monkeys.
So Davy Jones is next.
That was a monkeys joke everybody.
That was a monkeys reference.
Some people. That was a monkey's joke, everybody. That was a monkey's reference, everybody.
He's right.
He's right.
That was more of a reference than a joke.
Which reminds me, come to my show later tonight.
Come see Josh Wolfe.
You might have heard of some of this shit already. A lot of references.
I'll be throwing a lot of encyclopedia references out tonight.
Some people might have thought you were referring to
Undersea Locker.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Wait, on Mickey Dolenz's IMDb,
it doesn't have the
TV series. Are you questioning me?
I'm asking, like, can you believe this?
It doesn't have Monkeys.
The Monkeys TV show is not listening.
That's wild.
The TV shows slip in there, but he got all movies
for some reason.
Great movies, too.
Escape from, I mean, what's it called?
Circus Boy.
Secret Files of Spy Dogs.
Wow.
I prefer Escape from the Spy Dogs.
Get away from those fucking spy dogs.
All right, Josh, take a breather.
You don't even, don't, take a breather. You don't even...
Don't you dare buzz in.
This is the tiebreaker.
Deciding between Jeff and Sam.
Who's best known for starts with
Halloween.
Which year?
Which year?
The original.
Sam.
Who is it, Sam?
Donald Pleasence.
That is correct.
Do you want to guess a few more Donald Pleasances?
Escape from New York.
Fantastic Voyage.
Oh, Clockwork Orange.
He's definitely not in Clockwork Orange.
That's John Savident is that actor's name you're thinking of.
No, it isn't.
It sure is.
Jeff isn't thinking of shit.
Jeff figured out that it was all people who have been in Halloween movies.
That's why he guessed Donald Pleasance.
He didn't know who's in Clockwork Orange.
Oh, okay.
Those are my only two actors. But David Prowse, who's inside the suit as Darth Vader, he's in Clockwork Orange.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
But that would have been even harder than the monkeys.
Or Mickey Dolenz, I should say.
But did you say four?
No, I only said three.
It doesn't matter, really.
You win anyway.
All right.
Are either of those on there?
Yeah, yeah.
Escape from New York's on there.
The Great Escape.
The Great Escape.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course. And then Halloween's on there. The Great Escape. The Great Escape. Yeah. And then
Halloween for the
return of Michael Myers.
Ah. They brought him back for that one
after the third part where it was all just
witches and shit.
Yeah.
And Donald Pleasance,
I even wrote it down because I love it
so much when he's talking
about Michael Myers.
Because he says, what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply evil.
Yeah, he's good.
All right.
All right, so Evil Eye Sam is our current winner,
so he gets to go first in a new game.
Oh, my God!
Love it or hate it, you guys are special.
You know, you're both going to get tweets from people saying,
lighten up a little bit on the show, have some fun.
I have to tell you, like, I've played that game before, the first one,
and I have never, usually I don't know anything,
but I've never known less than I knew today.
Yeah, I mean,
because you just don't pay attention,
you don't know who's in Halloween movies.
That's a really good jumping off point.
You got Tom Arnold right, buddy.
Yeah, I did! I mean, it wasn't the right answer,
but he was in that movie.
Thanks, Jeff, I appreciate that.
That's true. Tom Arnold is, in fact movie. Thanks, Jeff. I appreciate that. That's true.
Tom Arnold is, in fact, in True Lies.
All right.
This game is called Where in the World is Doug San Diego?
I'm going to name a city that I'm going to be appearing in soon.
And the first one of you that
names the movie that I wrote
down that takes place in that city...
But I thought I got to go first.
You do. I mean, in order.
But first one gets it.
But you each get a guess.
Unless somebody gets it, then we move on.
Just like whose tagline is it?
So you're going to name a city and then I have to guess
a film that takes place in that city.
Or was filmed there.
In total or partially.
Understood.
Very vague rules.
These are movies where
the characters have heard of this city.
And it's just a chance for me to plug some of my stuff that's coming up
I'm doing Douglas movies at the Variety Playhouse
in Atlanta, Georgia on October 15th at 4.20
Sam, what movie was shot that I wrote down here
partially or entirely in Atlanta?
Now, shot there, not takes place there Takes entirely in Atlanta. No, shot there,
not takes place there.
Takes place in Atlanta or was filmed in Atlanta.
Gone with the Wind.
Jeff?
Baby Driver.
Yeah, I would have wrote that down,
but that's crazy obvious.
Okay.
Filmed in Atlanta, and it's supposed to be Atlanta.
Josh?
I think Civil War was filmed in Atlanta.
So I'm going to say...
Captain America, Civil War?
Yeah, they're filming a lot of Marvel movies there.
A lot of the real Civil War was filmed in Atlanta, too.
Yeah, that's true. I feel like movies there. A lot of the real Civil War was filmed in Atlanta, too.
I feel like I should get extra credit for that.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
The movie that I
wrote down is Ride Along.
Damn it.
Which I saw, and I never knew that
it was supposed to be Atlanta. We were so close.
Whatever.
Alright, so you guys
get the idea. Sam gets to go again first
this time. Gets to
go first again. Douglas
Movies is coming to stand up live in
Phoenix, Arizona on Saturday, October
28th, also at 420.
That's part of a podcast festival there.
All Things Comedy.
You gonna be in town for that, Josh?
I am indeed.
What movie,
Sam, am I
thinking of? National Lampoon's Vacation.
Yep, they drive through there
because they see the Grand Canyon, don't they?
They do, but that's also where they have to
drop off the dead grandmother.
Spoiler!
You're driving me
to Phoenix.
Did you see the new Vacation? I did. I was cut out of it.
So you just
sat there crying the whole time? No, I knew I was
cut out of it. No, I mean, still, it'd be
sad. No, I was okay.
But you watched it? Yeah.
Does Grandma die in that? No. Oh. It's not a remake. It's I was okay. But you watched it? Yeah. Does Grandma die in that? No.
Oh.
It's not a remake. It's a different movie.
Oh, it's a reimagining with the same name
and the family going to an amusement
park across the country? But it's Rusty
Griswold grown up now.
Right, so it's definitely connected to the first
movie. It's the same characters. It's the same...
Well, it's the son grown up. Same family. Yeah.
It's his family now.
Jeff?
I don't think enough of them died
in the new vacation.
Oh, wait.
Phoenix?
I don't know any movies
that were filmed in... Tombstone.
That was filmed in Arizona or whatever.
I don't know.
It's a tough one.
It's not a hot spot
for filming as much as it is
for just being hot.
Like, why would you want to shoot
at 110 degrees?
It's a great question.
I have no idea
of any movie that was
filmed in Phoenix,
so I think that there was a documentary
where Evel Knievel tried to jump across the Grand Canyon.
So I'm going to say whatever the fuck that documentary was.
The Grand Canyon of Phoenix.
Yeah, I know that's down there near there, though.
I love the very first Evel Knievel movie
with George Hamilton. It's really entertaining. I love the very first Evel Knievel movie with George Hamilton
is really entertaining.
I like it a lot.
And as a little kid,
they show a scene
where young Evel Knievel
like coax somebody
to drive a car
over a spot
where he knew
that it was a sinkhole.
Yeah, I don't know
if that ever really happened.
But it's pretty fucking funny.
What do you think for a little kid to do but
that's how he got his nickname
I didn't write down what I think was the most obvious one
which is Psycho takes place in Phoenix
you know that's where she's from
and lives there and works there
and then she goes to the base motel
but then also
one of my favorite comedies
Used Cars.
Ah, sure. It takes place there
in the Phoenix area. So that's what
I wrote down. Sam, you're still
in control. Okay.
See what you can do with this one. Yep.
I'm doing stand-up
in New Orleans
at Cafe Istanbul
on Sunday, November 5th at 420.
That's such a big...
A film that takes place in or was shot in New Orleans.
I'm going to go with the most obvious.
Could be the one.
The Big Easy.
Nope.
All right.
Jeff.
I'm going to say what you should have wrote down.
Jack Reacheracher never go back
It's funny I saw the first
Jack Reacher and then I never went back
It's a poorly named sequel
You can't give the review
You can't give the reviewer a good burn
In the title
I'm going to say
We don't know if that's wrong
It was wrong I think part of it took place
Interview with a vampire
Yeah I think you're right about that
But the one I wrote down is
Maybe the most famous
Famously from New Orleans
A street car named Desire
One last one
Sam
Dallas Texas Is going to be the first One last one Sam Dallas, Texas
Is going to be the first
Not the first, but one of the nights
Saturday, December 16th
It's actually a 420 show
At Hyena's in Dallas
Part of Tate Crazy Nights
Eight Hanukkah shows
All featuring
Everybody's favorite Hanukkah character
Jeff Tate.
Wow.
I do better when it's not in St. Louis.
All right.
Doug, I'm going to say Dallas Buyers Club.
No. Jeff? No
Jeff
I'm gonna say
I know that
This is gonna sound so dumb
But if it's right I'm the best
Robocop
It was filmed in Dallas
Yeah supposed to be Detroit but filmed in Dallas
But filmed in Dallas yeah
Correct did not write it down.
Right.
Josh, North Dallas 40.
You could take this whole thing.
No, it's not North Dallas 40, it's JFK!
No!
No it's not North Dallas 40 It's JFK
No
It's been fun to have fun with that title
It's the assassinated president movie
Yay
I thought a lot of that was in New Orleans
New Orleans yeah that's what I think
Yeah right
Okay so that was a fun game
That we'll probably never play again
It's a good time though Okay, so that was a fun game that we'll probably never play again.
It was a good time, though.
And now, to determine our true winner today,
we're going to do a little thing called Last Man Stanton.
Now, here's how this is going to go, Josh.
The first name I get from the audience,
Josh and Josh alone,
and you guys don't make faces encouraging one way or the other,
gets to decide if it's a name he thinks he can be competitive with,
and if he doesn't, we'll add a second name.
But that could just bring you more trouble.
Because the second name is...
Then we're going with both of them.
Got it.
All right?
So I had some people reach out to me,
including Brandon Daniels.
Sounds like he's all the way in the back.
So he's good...
Yeah, okay, hi. Sounds like he's all the way in the back So he's good Yeah okay hi
We've got confirmation on Brandon
Yeah
Oh Kurt Russell
Holy shit
Oh no really
Listen
I'm gonna to say this.
I would not judge it on what I can be competitive with,
because I don't think I can be competitive with any of them
unless the guy is Josh Wolfe.
And you lost when we did.
Oh, no.
I lost when we did Scott Wolfe.
I lost.
Yes.
Yeah.
So Kurt Russell's fine.
Do you want to add a second one?
Do you want a second one? Yeah, let's add a second one. want to add a second one?
Yeah let's add a second one Where is
Mike E.G. Adams
Hey front row
See how it's done Brandon What do you got, Mike?
Simon Pegg.
Simon Pegg.
That is no help to Josh.
What a fucking dick move that was.
I mean, I honestly, this is true.
I don't think I could name one movie that Simon Pegg is in.
All right, well, fortunately, you got Kurt Russell.
Yeah.
And you've got One Lifeline, of course.
Okay.
And we start with Sam, and then we go to Jeff, and then to Josh.
And then I'll play.
I'll join in. Kurt Russell man that's
a super easy one for me yeah Sam overboard used cars that's fucking
sneaky
Escape from New York.
Oh.
These are some previously mentioned.
Escape from New York.
I'm going to go the Simon Pegg route and say
Shaun of the Dead.
Oh, that was the one.
Yeah.
As I say them, you'll recognize all of them.
I find that happens a lot when we do this.
When you say names, I'm like, oh, that's right.
He was in that one.
Of course.
Sam?
Hot fuzz.
Yeah.
Hot fudge?
Hot?
Yes.
Yes, hot fudge.
Who was in hot fudge?
Simon Pegg was in Hot Fudge.
Hot Fuzz.
Hot Fuzz.
But if you had told me he was in a movie called Hot Fudge,
I would have believed that too.
I think so, yeah.
You did.
We all believed that you would believe that
because we all saw you believe that.
That's exactly what happened, yeah.
Jeff, Big Trouble in Little China.
Yes.
Jack, Simon Pegg.
Yeah, Big Trouble in Little China.
I don't know why I'm abbreviating one syllable at the end.
You got one, Josh?
Yeah, I hope I remember this right.
You can go to your lifeline.
No, I'm not going to go to my lifeline.
I know it's either Kurt Russell or Jeff Bridges.
I always get Kurt Russell, Jeff Bridges, and Mike Douglas all mixed up.
But Mike Douglas? You know, notges, and Mike Douglas all mixed up.
Mike Douglas?
You know, not Michael, but Mike Douglas.
I know him pretty well.
I'm going to say Tombstone.
Yeah, what?
Is that wrong?
No, that's right. That's right, yeah.
Even they don't believe, even when I say a right answer, they're like, that's right. That's right, yeah. Even they don't believe,
even when I say a right answer,
they're like, that's wrong.
No, there's no way he could be right.
What was the Atuso lead character?
Well, seriously.
He played U.S. Marshal James Tombstone.
Yeah.
But you hear how quick they were to be like,
that's wrong.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
That's wrong probably.
You were already saying it before you guessed.
That's probably wrong.
I'm going to go ahead and finish off the Cornetto trilogy
by saying The World's End.
Yep.
Almost fucked up as an at world's end.
I know.
I was thinking that too.
Sam.
Let's go back draft.
Hot choice.
Hot choice.
Starring Simon Pegg.
You'll like it.
He's in all the hot movies.
Hot zone.
I'm going to go with
Breakdown.
Also a Tom Petty song.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lifeline
because I think this is right.
Okay.
And I think this is the name of a movie.
And I think you...
Is it Captain Ron?
Yeah.
I was honestly sitting here
thinking Captain Ron
right before you said it.
I couldn't decide if that was Jeff Bridges,
but I think that was it.
Wait, that's the one?
Yeah, that was the one where I couldn't make it out.
Wow.
Okay.
So,
let's go back a ways
on Kurt Russell.
And let's say
the Barefoot Executive.
Wow.
Pretty good, man.
Yeah, and that's not even all the way back for him I think he might have been in Circus Boy
I'll complete something we started a while ago
Escape from L.A.
Yeah
Jeff Tate in Escape from St. Louis.
Look at the arch.
It's the gateway to the west.
St. Louis is basically, come to St. Louis,
and then you know what? Keep going.
There's way more shit if you keep going.
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol
yeah
good one
well I'm gonna need a little more
we're gonna go to the end
what's up man
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
Kurt Russell is indeed in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2. Kurt Russell.
Kurt Russell is indeed in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2.
Yeah, Josh got one.
Thanks, you Eclipse guy.
I appreciate that very much.
But the name tag guy,
if you really wanted to help
Josh to go on to victory, well, first of all,
it's not going to happen.
But secondly,
you could have said,
maybe there's a movie that one of those guys was in
that has sequels,
and that would give him some ideas.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Because, you know, Simon Pegg, of course, is in Star Trek.
Huh?
He plays Scotty.
Really? Yeah.
I'm gonna have to check that out.
You know...
Yeah, Chris Pine is...
I bet you he's really good.
He's also in a movie
called Mission Impossible
Rogue Nation
He sure was
Jeff
Furious 7
Whoa
It's Kurt Russell
I'm going to take a guess here because I think this is him
Okay
It could be Jeff Bridges
Or it could be Michael Douglas
But one of them
When they were a kid was in Flipper
Yeah okay
I mean it's not going to help
He could do all three of those names
And none of those three were in Flipper
Yes they were One of those three was in Flipper. Yes, they were.
One of those three was in Flipper.
Google it. Which Flipper? The one with
Elijah Wood? No, like the 60s.
Like the early, early. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, there was a show called Sea Hunt that starred Lloyd Bridges
and Jeff Bridges. That's the one.
Flipper. That's the one.
Sorry, buddy.
By the way, when I pick people's name tags,
they must be like, fuck.
God damn it.
Not you. Somebody else.
He intentionally made one that's just for you.
Well, that's his fault, not mine.
Who else would pick it?
Like, this isn't going to get picked by anybody else.
I bet me and Sam could name more Kurt Russell movies
than Josh knows titles of movies in general.
How do I say this name right here?
Pauly?
No.
Pauly? Okay.
That's something for you guys to look forward to.
I'm going to go Star Trek Into Darkness.
Sam.
Mission Impossible 3.
Paul.
I'm already out.
Don't look at me.
Yeah, I know.
I was just going to see if you could give me some more water.
I was like, who's Paul?
What's happening?
Yeah, he was in Paul.
Star Trek Beyond.
What's the name of that one?
Oh, The Adventures of Tintin.
Oh, very nice.
What?
I should have sat on that one.
Is that?
You don't know about Adventures of Tintin?
I do not know. Co-written by Edgar Wright, directed by Steven Spielberg?
I've heard of those fellas.
Yep.
It's animated, so that's why Sam knew about it.
He was great.
Doug, can I tell you the God's honest truth?
The only reason I know about that movie
is I was on an episode of Doug Lo's movies with Simon
when he was on his press tour promoting that film.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Everybody put your hard hats on.
The names are dropping.
I literally named the host of this podcast
and one of the names of the actors of the game.
Those are still two fucking names.
Yeah, don't drag me into it.
Very well.
Very well.
That's the best dismissive
thing you can say to somebody.
Very well.
Listen, listen.
I once, I was on
Doug Loves Movies. That'll do, pig.
Yeah.
It's the same thing.
Jeff?
Star Wars, episode seven, The Force Awakens.
Yes.
I'm going to give you four portions.
Four portions.
Quarter portion.
Forty portions.
And then when she flies away and the Millennium Falcon
is like, that's my ship!
That's a thousand portions!
Josh, are you still in this game?
I am not. No, I am not, no.
I miss you.
You wanna name
a Jeff Bridges movie just for kicks?
Yeah.
He was in The Big Lebowski.
Yes, he was.
Good job.
It's funny we don't have more name tag cheating going on
where people just hold it up if they have a movie that the person's been in.
But I'm going to go with, we were talking about it today, I think, Jeff,
for Kurt Russell, Bone Tomahawk.
Bone Tomahawk.
I'll kick it back to something we were on before, The Fate of the Eight.
No?
Wait, what happened?
I think that's wrong.
Oh, is that the wrong title?
What's it called?
He called it, even I know that one,
he called it The Fate of the Eight.
Is it, what is it, Furious Eight?
Is that the right name?
Fate of the Furious?
Oh, I thought it was called Fate of the Eight.
What's happening, Jeff? Jeff, why are you telling him what the answer is? Oh, I thought it was called Fate of the Eight. What's happening, Jeff?
Jeff, why are you telling him what the answer is?
Because I feel sorry for him.
He's so stupid.
Wow.
Wow.
There was no way out of it.
I'm sorry.
He could go to his lifeline,
but now he doesn't need to.
He could just repeat what you just said.
Because you just leaned over and told him the correct answer.
Yeah, I was just spitballing before.
I'm pretty sure it's called The Fate of the Furious, sir.
There you go.
Well, listen, I'm sorry.
I just wanted it to go longer because while I'm up here doing this show,
it really feels like the best of times.
I knew that a title was going to be at the end of that sentence.
Oh, shit.
Well, when it comes to this game
and Josh Wolfe,
now you see him, now you don't.
I gotta be honest, after that close brush I had there,
I'm feeling pretty death-proof.
I am so confused right now.
People are just clapping after sentences. I'm like, what the fuck is confused right now. People are just clapping after sentences.
I'm like, what the fuck is happening right now?
Well, Josh, don't worry about it, man.
In about ten minutes, we'll all get sky high.
And as soon as I get sky high,
that's when I like to make an executive decision.
Yeah!
Really? And as soon as I get sky high, that's when I like to make an executive decision. Yeah! Wow.
Really?
I can't tell you, I have fucking no idea
why you all are so happy right now.
Josh, Josh.
I was like, what the fuck?
Dude, don't worry about it.
After the show, we'll tango and cash.
It'll be fine.
That one I know.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't make it into a sentence,
so whatever. Unlawful entry.
You could have, but I'm glad you didn't.
All the ones I came up with involved buttholes.
It wasn't like, it didn't seem
pleasant.
Words, words, words.
Stargate. We gotta wrap this up guys We do I have some I want to sit on
Where's my lifeline at?
Lifeline
John Carpenter's The Thing
Fucking awesome Paul
Good one
Jeff
I can't believe you didn't put We could have put that into every sentence Good one. Jeff?
I can't believe we could have put that into every sentence.
It's just called The Thing.
The Thing stopped working, so you had to get a new thing up there.
Mean Season.
All right.
Strongest man in the world.
The computer wore tennis shoes.
Wait, that gets applause,
but strongest man in the world doesn't?
He played the same character.
He was the same character in both.
Dexter Riley.
Oh, man.
There's only four of us,
but if there was more,
we could be the Hateful Eight.
That's the movie I thought you were trying to say earlier.
Oh, no.
Would have been less wrong somehow, though.
Yeah.
I don't know that I agree with that.
Mine rhymed.
It sounds like the kind of thing a studio exec would think they're a fucking genius coming up with.
Because it's the eighth movie.
All right, we've got to wrap this up,
so I'm going to tap.
Sam?
Oh, man, I wanted to save this one for later,
but I'll just say it now.
Super dad.
Super dad, yeah.
Jeff?
Oh, damn it.
Run, fat boy, run.
Is that your inner monologue?
That's how I get myself out of bed in the morning.
Oh, man.
Now it's the main season.
Yeah, it is.
Stargate.
Sam.
Wait, you already said Stargate.
I know, I was just joking.
I was just adding it as a joke.
Oh.
Didn't work.
Oh, you were tapping.
I see.
I'm out.
I see.
Because we got, show's over.
All right.
Show's over.
Move along.
I don't know.
I know there's literally one million that I have not said out loud,
but guys, trust me, this game is much tougher when you're up here
and you have to go to the bathroom for 45 minutes.
Wow, that's a massive shit you got going on.
Seriously, dude.
It's going to take you that long?
I don't want to derail.
I had a big cup of coffee.
I've got to go to the bathroom for 45 minutes.
I made some bad decisions
pre-show, Doug.
Well, when you're done, tell us about the
fate of your eight.
It'll be the fate of the deuce.
That's going to be the...
I can't remember.
There's one with a... Oh, anyway.
Can't say anything.
Are you out, Sam?
Wait, no.
Give me 15 seconds.
Okay.
Nine, eight, 15.
I'm not going to say them in order.
14, six, three, 12, 10.
This is very helpful.
Thank you.
10 2 11
1
Time up.
Sure.
Time's up.
Jeff? Dark blue.
That's the one I was thinking of.
I knew we'd win a cup. How many miles is it
to Graceland?
3,000 miles to Graceland.
Jeff Tate is our winner.
Alright, so the person that Jeff was playing,
I mean, yeah, Jeff was playing for,
where you at? Oh, right there. There's Nate.
Come get your stuff, Nate.
Well, yeah, your name tag's important, but I meant the prizes.
That's all right.
Be careful.
There you go.
Loose bags.
Sam, what do you got to plug?
Kevin Pollack's
chat show. I'm not on tomorrow
because I'm here.
We stream almost live every Sunday.
You can find it at youtube.com
slash kevinpollackschatshow. Download us on
iTunes, Earwolf. I'm at
samlevine with two Ms on Twitter and
Instagrams. There you go.
Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Jeff Tate, what's going on?
October 21st, I'm in Traverse City, Michigan.
October 22nd, I'm playing in Chicago
at a place called At North.
The first weekend in November,
I'm right outside Minneapolis
at a place called the Royal Comedy Theater.
And November 12th, I'm at Lexington Comedy Off-Broadway doing a
benefit show for
someone who... something.
Sounds like a worthy cause.
You're waiting to find out who's done what.
Yeah, where can I donate to that?
There'll be plenty of tragedy
between now and then to pick one.
Should I just give you a hundred bucks?
Sure
Will it get there?
It's probably for me
It's probably a benefit show for me
Okay
Thank you Jeff
Josh Wolfe, two more shows here tonight
Two shows tonight
And I want to offer anybody who came this afternoon
If you show your ticket to the door
Either my 7.30 or my 10 o'clock show
You guys can get in free with your ticket
Alright, so Anybody who wants to come back Bonus comedy either my 7.30 or my 10 o'clock show you guys can get in free with your ticket alright so
anybody who wants to come back
bonus comedy
and then my special
I film it if you're in Boise
October 17th I got two shows
7 and 10 at the Knitting Factory come check that out
and I do a podcast with Freddie Prinze Jr.
called Prinze and the Wolf
and that's a good time check it out on iTunes
and that's it man we gotta bring him out on iTunes. And that's it, man.
We got to bring him back on here sometime.
Yeah, absolutely. He loved it. It was fun when he was on.
Comedianjoshwolf.com for tour dates.
Yeah, alright.
Yeah.
I am
I'm back in Los Angeles for shows
tomorrow night and Monday and then
Kansas City Thursday and Friday.
Nice routing. night and Monday and then Kansas City Thursday and Friday nice routing
I really got this all figured out
thank you St. Louis for having us back
thank you to
Helium
it's been a gas
one more time for Josh Wolf Jeff Tate, Sam Thank you to Helium. It's been a gas.
One more time for Josh Wolf, Jeff Tate, Sam, the ma'am.
And as always, sometimes Pauly's kids are a shithead.
I hate when these get too political.
This next one's really harsh.
Folks who don't share the sidewalk are a shithead. or a shit head. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes are gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you
Cause Doug loves movies
Thank you!
Thanks you guys!
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie
Eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!