Doug Loves Movies - Kat Agee, Geoff Tate and Dale Cheesman guest
Episode Date: December 18, 2017Live from Hyena's Comedy Club in Dallas, Doug welcomes Kat Agee, Geoff Tate and Dale Cheesman to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at http...s://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seats
With 50-ounce and ruffler needles on his teeth
There's still not one that people say is Doug's mother Just rearranging a little bit.
I feel bad for the people
flush against the wall when we're sitting out here
and they stare at four butts
the whole time.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody!
My name is Doug,
and I love movies.
And this is Doug Loves Movies!
I love this.
There's one lady that threw in a,
and this is Doug Loves Movies.
You had to really pick up the tempo to fit it in.
We are back at one of my favorite places to do Doug Loves Movies,
Hyenas in Dallas, Texas!
It's Saturday, December 16, 2017, at 420-ish.
My question for this 420 matinee Is who here
Got too high and then forgot their name tag
At home
By the sound of a couple of those I think it's more like
Never made a name tag
And then forgot to bring it
But let's see the people who did bring name tags
What we're dealing
with here.
Oh no!
I'm going to have to remember to
periscope or videotape
the name tag
selection process today. This is pretty
amazing.
Lots of good ones. I. Robert
instead of I. Robot.
Three billboards outside of
Terri...
Terebing
Okay, Tereb
Incrandables
That sounds like a new
Cranberry snack
But your name's Randall
And you shoved it into Incredibles.
That's Incredi-randable.
Purdy woman?
Your last name's Purdy? Okay.
I think it's alright. I wouldn't say it was Purdy.
That one over there with the red
lights all around it can't read shit on there.
I can just see
all the red lights.
That's true of the blue one over there, too.
Looks just like
those things on the wall here in the club.
But you brought one with you.
Alright, thank you for bringing those, you guys.
Put them down for now. I'm gonna,
I'm seriously gonna get some footage of you guys
when those pop up again
later in the show.
Doug Plugs, Tate Crazy Nights continues tomorrow at LOL Comedy Club when those pop up again later in the show. Doug plugs,
Tate Crazy Nights continues tomorrow
at LOL Comedy Club
in San Antonio,
Monday at Cap City
in Austin,
Tuesday at Cobbs
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and Wednesday night
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You guys like
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Then I'm going to take a few days off
And Douglas Movies returns to San Diego
At the American Comedy Company
On Monday, December 26th
And the Holiday Taint Tour continues
With stand-up shows in Irvine
At the Improv on December 27th and 28th
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It's between Christmas and Halloween.
Halloween?
That's a big taint.
No, it's
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Yeah!
Well that was really robust
Very impressive Let's see what I brought For the prize bag Well, that was really robust.
Very impressive.
Let's see what I brought for the prize bag.
On a road trip like this where we're going from city to city,
what's in the bag is always a surprise to me as well because I just grab things as I find them and throw them in there.
This is a Christmas hat I've been wearing on the last couple episodes of the show.
If you've heard either of those and wondering how the joke looks when I say,
what does it look like when an elf graduates?
That's the joke. That's all it is.
Do I see a fellow elf out in the audience?
Nope, this is a baseball hat.
He turned around. I was like, nope.
Because I'd trade with somebody if they also had one,
but since you don't, I won't.
I'll keep mine.
I also have this new confetti gun
that I've been using on the show
during a moment of victory.
It shoots a very small, pathetic amount of confetti.
And it's pointless.
I brought one of the final ones,
a little red and white, Christmassy and green,
Christmassy pipe from Peacemaker.
And is this the best thing in here?
That's going to be disappointing.
Because it's a copy of Dallas Magazine.
You guys, you need to up your civic pride.
Read about Dallas.
I'm sure my guests brought some cool stuff, too.
I shouldn't have said, too.
My guests brought some cool stuff.
And then there's this junk that I brought.
Oh, shit!
Pipe down!
Hey, I've never used that expression that way before.
Well, there really is only a magazine and a pipe in this bag.
So apologies
for that immediately.
But today we have
an exciting opportunity that comes up on the show
from time to time.
And I love to do this when I know there's an audience full of people who are listeners and know how the games work and would make a great guest on the show.
So I'm going to pick three of you now to come up here and play a game.
And the winner of that game gets to stay and have a seat during the entire show with the other two guests.
So, yeah, so keep your name tag down
if you think you're going to be shy up here
or bad at trivia or not shy up here.
I want someone who's kind of shy.
All right, now, see, here's a perfect example.
This lady here says she knows everything about movies.
And we have to get her up here to make her look silly now.
Because she said she knows everything.
So come on up here.
Yeah.
I got to get a credit Randall Bowles up here.
Randall's got to come up here.
Because that will be easy for me to remember.
I like the guy that yelled,
I've got Tito's.
So come up here, dude.
And grab a microphone and a seat.
And we'll meet you all individually.
Let's get a look at this guy. Did you bring a name tag?
I wouldn't mind
seeing it.
I don't want some slacker who didn't bring a name tag
up here. We already saw yours
in credit, Randall. I'll show everybody.
Give them a nice...
Is that how you show everybody?
Oh, there you go.
Alright, so the guy yelling, I've got Tito's,
his name tag is Jay and Silent Rob Strike Back.
But you're obviously not Silent Rob.
You're yelling, I've got Tito's.
It's ironic, isn't it?
But he does have two little bottles of Tito's on there, and I love my Tito's.
What do you do when you're not yelling out, I've got Tito's?
It's pretty much that.
Put your mic all the way up to your stupid mouth.
That's pretty much all I do.
I'm going to be real abusive to Rob now.
I appreciate it. I appreciate the abuse.
So you're unemployed?
No.
I work in marketing.
Oh, okay.
I've got no follow-ups to that.
The Tito's line worked.
I've heard of it.
Thanks for being up here with your marketing genius, Rob.
Randall, tell us about yourself.
I am a salesman
for an industrial supplier.
Ooh.
What
does that mean?
Most people know me as the nut and bolt guy.
But I sell a bunch of shit.
Those are industrial supplies, nuts and bolts?
Yeah. Okay.
For like
aeroplanes
Maybe
Yeah, yeah
Cars
Alright
A lot of stuff
Alright, good job with the gigantic name tag
Is that my face or your face?
That's your face
Okay, good
I thought it was, but I didn't want to assume anything
We both have the
One day we'll learn how to shave look
And then we have What's your name, young lady? Kat want to assume anything. We both have the one day we'll learn how to shave look.
And then we have,
what's your name, young lady? Kat.
Kat? Yes. And why are you standing, Kat?
Oh?
You want to sit down? Huh? Oh, no.
You like standing? Yes.
Yes.
You're just happy to be out of the rain, aren't you, Kat?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get it? Her name's Kat?
Yep.
Wasn't that Catwoman movie with...
What's her name?
Wasn't that Halle Berry?
You guys know everything.
Wasn't that crazy how she just started doing cat things, like sleeping on
a shelf and being scared of rain?
It was so weird.
She's like, suddenly loves sushi.
It was funny.
And what's your name take, say, Cat?
Cat on a hot tin roof.
That is perfect.
Yep.
You didn't have to change anything, but you made the whole thing yourself, so you made
it all.
Oh, you did have to change this.
It's Kat with a K.
Yes.
Okay.
All right, Kat.
And you know everything.
Yes, I do.
All right.
I'm very confident.
Okay.
Because what we're going to do is we're going to play, you know the game Last Man Stanton?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's what we're going to play.
Yes.
We're going to play that to decide which one of you gets to stay up here.
And as always, people reached out to me on Twitter saying they have a great name for Last Man's Den,
and I selected one person from there.
J.M. Jonitz?
Close enough.
Jonitz?
How do you say it?
Jonitz. Jonitz? That's your last name? And your first? How do you say it? John Eats.
John Eats?
That's your last name?
And your first initials are J and M?
Yes, sir.
J-M John Eats?
Yeah.
Okay, so it's J-O-N-I-E-T-Z.
J-M-J-O-N-I-E-T-Z.
I'm just trying to get it right for the listeners to write to you if they don't like your suggestion.
I don't need to hear about it.
You don't have to tag me on it.
But since we're trying to select somebody
to play in the rest of the show,
and then we've got lots more show to go,
no matter what you say, dude,
what's the first J stand for?
Jacob.
Jacob.
Listen, Jacob.
These people are going to be forced to play
whatever name you give us.
Unless all three of them go,
I can't name a single movie that person was in.
So a lot of pressure here.
John Candy.
John Candy.
All right, that's an interesting one.
Since Kat knows everything, she goes last.
I'm going to start with Rob.
Give me a John Candy movie, Rob.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
Uh-huh.
I determined this year, I finally realized,
remembered that that's a Thanksgiving movie,
and so it's my favorite Thanksgiving movie.
Officially. It's official.
Randall?
Home Alone?
He does show up in Home Alone.
Some people are freaked out.
What?
That movie is about a boy.
Can you imagine they leave John Candy home alone,
he just eats everything and sits on the couch,
sleeps through the wet bandit's entire adventure?
Okay, Kat.
Okay, I'm going to go with the movie
The Only Film Film
that Michael Moore has made,
Canadian Bacon.
That is correct.
Yes.
I kind of think she's going to win.
I mean, I'm just looking forward to her fun facts
with each answer.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, what else do you got, Rob?
So, fun fact, this is a movie that was made.
It's a little flick called Cool Runnings.
Yeah.
Randall?
Spaceballs?
Yep.
Who doesn't love those?
I mean, that movie.
Kat?
Oh, Wagons East?
Whoa, okay. Okay. Cat Oh Wagons East Whoa okay
No facts with that one?
No I just know
That he's in it
Like I really don't
I've never seen it
I've seen the cover
I know that he's in it
So
Okay
Yeah
It's like with Matthew Perry
Or something
Yeah
It was one of the last movies
That John Candy made
Oh no that wasn't it
No that
There you go There's, no, that wasn't it.
There you go.
There's your fact.
No, that was... That was Chris Farley
and Matthew Perry
in a Wagons West
kind of scenario.
Lewis and Clark.
All right.
Rob?
All right.
I'm already running
kind of low now.
Yeah, that's what happens, dude.
And you don't have...
You're your lifeline,
so good luck.
I know.
Uncle Buck?
Yeah.
Randall?
What?
Uncle Buck was my last straw.
Oh, no, Randall.
For real?
This sucks.
Come on, think for a second.
He was that big guy. Super funny. Dead for a second. Who's that big guy?
Super funny.
Dead for a while now.
Don't confuse your mouth.
I keep thinking Chris Farley movies. I didn't do it.
Just name one. Maybe they were together.
It wasn't my idea to do a dead guy.
How about Home Alone 2, Lost in New York?
Yeah, I don't think he shows up in that one.
But thank you for playing, Randall.
Let's hear it for him.
All right.
One spoiled naughty child gone.
Two sweet smart children left.
Kat?
JFK.
Yeah, right?
That's the go-to whenever you can't
just for a movie that's got
a ton of people in it, and he is one
of the people in it.
For reals.
Yeah, pretty cool.
Back to you, Rob.
Alright, I told you she was gonna win What a braggart
Weird brag
I'm so smart, I know I'm not as smart as her
Alright, let's just name something that time period
Caddyshack Oh! All right, let's just name something that time period.
Caddyshack.
Oh!
There's been worse guesses that I've seen in this position.
But tell him what he's thinking of, Cat.
Oh.
I actually don't know that one.
I was going to guess Finex,
so I was going to guess Strange Brew. I don't know if he's in that.
Wait, you were already on your last...
You don't have any other titles?
I mean, you won. It's no big deal.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I was going to guess Strange Brew.
I don't know if he's in that.
Okay.
Really?
I've seen JFK.
Oh, she's seen JFK. Oh, she's seen JFK.
Yeah, it's on like Netflix.
We're in Dallas.
I just watched it.
Yeah, we're in Dallas.
Oh, yeah.
Did you know you're in Dallas?
Haven't you seen your movie, Che Guevara Does Dallas?
It's more of a, you know,
that's more of a hat joke
than anything.
It just looks like
something Che would wear.
All right, well,
thank you, Rob,
for the Tito's.
I appreciate it.
I know.
Get away from my Tito's.
What are you doing?
I'm taking both of them.
Do I want one?
That's the only way you got up here.
You had Tito's, she knows everything.
You see how the world works now?
Congratulations, Kat!
Thank you!
Thank you, everybody!
You did it!
Yes!
Alright, you want to come over here
and be next to me
because I think that'll be a better place
if you want to stand the whole time.
Because then we won't.
Everybody will be able to see.
Everybody. So yeah, just stand in front of your chair if you want. Okay, cool. Because then we won't Everybody will be able to see Everybody
So yeah just stand in front of your chair if you want
Okay cool
Fuck it I'm going to stand
Yes
Let's get them out here
They went head to head last night
And it was a very intense game
And with Kat here it's only going to heat up even more
Please give a big warm welcome
Almost forgot to do it Very intense game, and with Kat here, it's only going to heat up even more. Please give a big warm welcome.
Almost forgot to do it.
Give a warm welcome to Dale Cheeseman and Jeff Tate! So just get your chairs back as far against the wall as you can,
even if it means moving those fake packages.
They've got lots of fake Christmas presents up here.
I just want everybody to see as good as possible. How you doing, dude?
You almost unplugged that again?
Yeah, three times so far.
Oh, okay. Three times
since you got here today.
I was like, am I supposed to remember that
from a previous show or something?
But what does it do when you unplug it?
The lights on the packages?
Yeah, unplug it.
Don't worry about it, dude.
God, I went to see a show at Hyena's. It was hilarious,
but why weren't the packages
lit up?
That's what I want
in a comedy show.
It's lit up packages.
Let's meet them individually.
Dale Cheeseman is back.
What's going on, Dallas?
Good to be back here.
How's it going, dude?
It's going good.
I was here in Dallas last weekend
for a comedy show
and I did not know this town had this many comedy fans.
You know how crazy beneficial this podcast would have been
if I'd done it two weeks ago?
Nice to meet all of you.
You, since you're here now,
do you want to do your closer or something?
You guys have grocery bags? That was the closer.
It's a one-liner.
Conceptual.
Well, I don't know if any of you had time to listen to last night's
episode today, so
there's a major spoiler ahead here, because
last night
Dale and
Jeff went up against
a gentleman named Will Leonard in, where were we, Houston.
And when that dude won, he said, and I'll come back tomorrow night and play again.
And I was like, that sounds great.
And the crowd went crazy.
And then after the show, he goes, I was just kidding about that.
I can't.
I can't go to Dallas tomorrow.
But I was just kidding about that. I can't. I can't go to Dallas tomorrow.
But I was excited. It would have been fun to have him go head-to-head-to-head again.
But at least Dale and Jeff are going head-to-head.
Let's hear it for Jeff Tate, everybody!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow! That was nice. Wow. Wow.
That was nice.
Nice pick-me-up, everybody.
Thank you.
Very sorry.
Very sorry to the two of you.
I couldn't do anything about it.
You know how all these boxes are tied together on something, too?
Man, it's like it just keeps getting worse.
Well, they don't want anybody to run off with one of
these beautiful light-up boxes.
Nope.
You know, that's what...
Write a sleeper cell
in this war on Christmas.
Thank God
we can finally say that fucking word
again.
Do you mind sharing your last name with us, Kat?
It's Agee.
Agee?
Like Steve Agee and Mark Agee?
Yes.
Yes.
Cool.
Yep.
No relation, though?
No.
Okay.
Sadly.
Sadly?
Yeah.
Especially Steve Agee.
I think he's hilarious.
He's so great.
Yeah.
Mark's just okay.
Especially Steve Agee.
I think he's hilarious.
He's so great.
Yeah.
Mark's just okay.
I think Mark's been on a show here in Dallas.
I think he's from Dallas.
But Steve Agee hasn't been on a show in any city outside of L.A. because he doesn't fit in planes.
That's true, you guys.
He's a very big man. There'll be a lot of fun facts tonight, you guys He's a very big man
There will be a lot of fun facts tonight you guys
He always rents a car with a sunroof
That's the title of his one city tour
No bridges
Steve Agee
What's an underpass?
Alright, let's talk prize bag, Jeff
What'd you bring?
I brought
Oh, you guys are so excited
Already, you don't even know.
I got a copy of my yet-to-be-released album.
Yeah.
Exclusive to the prize bag.
And then if you don't win, don't worry.
You're not out altogether.
You can purchase them with money.
Do it quick before the tax plan hits
and the recession takes hold.
Spend that money with confidence.
Well, you still can.
Up front.
On one of those, it's very nice.
And right here I have,
I mean, this is official,
but it doesn't look it, but it is.
This is tickets for two
to come see me do stand-up
right around here on January 24th.
At this place.
What is that, a Monday?
No, it's a Wednesday.
Wednesday, January 24th.
We just made the deal backstage.
Jeff is going to be making a triumphant return.
His first time headlining here for One Night Only. Yeah. We just made the deal backstage. Jeff is going to be making a triumphant return.
His first time headlining here for One Night Only.
So sell it out just to prove to Dale that there are comedy fans in this town.
Prove me wrong, Dallas.
I bet him a dollar that you could.
And what do you got for the bag, Dale?
Well, I forgot.
I was going to bring Astro's gear because I thought that would have been funny.
Yeah, boo the champs.
But I forgot.
And so I brought a Calvin Hobbes book.
But I also forgot that back there.
That's back there somewhere. I'll get it later.
I would like you to go get it now, please. Oh, I have it.
I have his Calvin and Hobbes book.
That would be so funny if I don't really, but...
What did you bring, Kat?
Um?
Here.
Uh, yeah.
What?
Yeah, I don't know what it is either.
This lady in front just handed me this.
It says, for the prize bag.
It's a magazine called the Guioi Moi.
Guioi Moi.
What is it?
Oh, I don't know why I'm blaming.
Look behind the post-it note.
Oh, behind the post-it note?
How do you know about that?
We already looked that You looked
Oh it's
It's Kim Jong Il
Oh my god
That was smuggled out of North Korea
That's been in someone's butt
Is that like North Korea's version of The Economist?
Just every page is, it's great!
Why would you bring that to put in the prize pack?
What does that have to do with anything?
What's the name of the Calvin and Hobbes book, Dale?
Scientific Progress Goes Boink.
It's one of the best ones.
Hell yeah.
Listen to all those inner children clapping.
And I'm also going to put one Rob's Bottle of Tito's in there.
Well, I do kind of have something.
Oh, you do?
My fiance
in the audience, Brian E,
has a Jason mask. Is that
okay? Well, you don't want to give that away to him. What else does he have?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You have to keep that, man. Don't give out
your murder face.
Yeah, that would
suck if you're on your way to murder somebody. Like,
oh, damn it, I gave away my mask.
Forgot I did that.
Got drunk and gave away my murder mask.
It's just a clear mask.
He pulls that, oh, fuck, this is my at-home mask.
I brought my at-home mask with me.
Shit.
Yep.
If you like that kind of comedy, come back January...
24th.
Yeah, I wasn't sure.
I didn't want to say the wrong date.
But yeah, come back January 24th.
That's awesome.
What am I doing that night?
Maybe I'll come too.
All right. but yeah, come back January 24th. That's awesome. What am I doing that night? Maybe I'll come too. Alright, so
that's okay
that you don't have anything for the prize day because
we were surprised by it. I literally have
like half the eaten box of Everlasting
Gobstoppers.
That's not a badge.
That's not a badge.
At least it's movie related.
She's had it forever.
They're everlasting.
They were a gift from her
great grandmother.
He's really rummaging around
for them.
You got a whole bag.
I bet that's not even the best thing you have.
You're just working your way up from the...
There they are.
That's ridiculous.
Yes.
It's pretty good. I wouldn't even say half-eaten.
It's a good amount.
Yeah, you got like
most of eternity left in there.
Yeah, I'd say the prize bag is,
yeah, the person's a true winner.
Tonight.
Jeff, I know it's been, you know,
less than 24 hours since we were last on stage together
and I asked you this question,
but have you seen a movie since then?
I have.
Yeah, look at the shocked faces.
How'd you do it?
On my computer I watched a movie called Shifty
It is a British thriller
From a while ago
It stars that guy from
Nightcrawler and Rogue One
I don't want to say his name
Because I will not say it right
I think it's I don't want to say his name Because I will not say it right Riz Ahmed
I think it's Ahmed
Is the last name
I can say that part
Riz Ahmed
Oh he's also in Four Lions
Yeah
I mean this movie was great
I really liked it
It was a fun
Not fun, it's a drama
But it's cool, it's a drama.
But it's cool because it's British.
And I had the subtitles on,
so I felt like fancy, even though it's like,
I was like, look at me, I'm a real fucking film guy.
But they talk cool, different,
they use different slang and whatnot. And Right, everybody smokes.
I mean, it's cool.
I enjoyed it.
It's 85 minutes.
Are you trying to talk
for as long as that
about the movie?
I felt like you were asked
to do a filibuster
about Shifty.
That took as long as one holiday. Here's filibuster about Shifty. That took as long as one holiday.
Here's everything I know about Shifty.
And Shifty is spelled with a dollar sign, you guys,
instead of an S.
Yes, that's pretty fun.
Yeah.
A pound sign.
I mean, it's a dollar sign, but it's in England,
so they call them pounds.
They don't call them dollars.
But a pound sign. Right, but then's in England, so they call them pounds. They don't call them dollars. But a pound sign.
Right, but then wouldn't it be called Lifty?
Because the symbol for a pound looks like an L.
No, I know.
Now I'm confused as to...
This movie is a fucking trip.
You guys.
They're all over the place with their imagery.
Dale, did you get a chance to see a movie since yesterday?
Yes, Logan.
About 30 minutes of it. Still good.
Oh, you had seen it all before?
Yeah.
I didn't want to go on too long.
Watch part of it.
You jumped on Jeff Tate for just talking about the movie.
He was...
Which part did you...
Keep that as concise as possible.
Which part did you watch?
The part where he meets...
Where he realizes Laura has the same mutant powers he has.
That's one where they're both just killing all the...
Really starts to kick in at that part, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When it's not emotional
and, man, getting old sucks.
I like watching that little girl
just kill the shit out of people.
Thank God that sentence
ended that way.
I'm sure they all shit their pants when she kills them.
For sure.
We just don't see it because they got pants on.
There's like a little sound bite every time she kills someone.
They're just like, really, really, really, really?
Because they don't believe it.
She's like eight. Oh, my God.
Because they don't believe it.
She's like eight.
They're like also horrified
and confused.
How did you?
This doesn't...
Hold on. Rewind.
You can see Dale
here in Dallas if you have a time machine
Kat, what was the last movie you saw?
You're a great guest so far, by the way
Oh, thank you
I went to an event
At the Alamo Drafthouse on South Mar
In Dallas An event called Roomapalooza, where they screened The Room, then The Disaster Artist, and then their new film, Best Friends Slash Fiends.
But Greg Sestero himself was there, and we got to meet him, take pictures with him.
He provided his own commentary over The Room.
That was so priceless.
That was a once-in-a-lifetime experience, honestly.
Lots of cool insights into the room
that weren't even in the Disaster Artist book or the movies.
So it was really awesome.
He'd say stuff like, oh, this is where he tried to fuck me?
Uh, yeah. Uh, yeah.
Honestly, yeah.
Those two people
didn't even know they were in a movie.
He just started
screaming at a cab driver.
That sounds
really cool, except for the, was Best Friends
Fiends, was that kind of hard to sit through after those other two movies that are pretty fun?
Kind of.
I thought it was good, though, honestly, like in a weird way.
It was kind of like a David Lynch-esque kind of movie.
Yeah, it's more of a drama than, like, I mean, The Room was a comedy accidentally, but.
Yeah.
But this one doesn't sound as funny
in terms of, like, bad movie funny.
It just seems more...
Yeah, it's very kind of strange,
kind of out there, but it's worth seeing,
in my opinion.
All right.
Yeah, if you're a Tommy Wiseau completist...
Yes.
...you must see the trilogy.
Oh, yeah, they did say
I don't know if I'm giving anything away by saying this
but there's going to be a part two.
Of the Best Fiends thing?
Yes, it's going to come out I think next year
and they're going to hopefully get Greg
back next year to screen Best Friends
and Best Fiends and they're trying to get Tommy as well
to come. And they'll show all four of them.
Oh. Yeah, I'm in for that.
I'm in for that. I'm in for that.
I mean, marathons at the Draft House are fun
because they bring food right to your seat the whole time.
And drinks.
That's where I got addicted to Tito's.
Yeah, and that sounds like a really good time.
I love that they do shit like that.
I'm one of those people that still hasn't seen The Room.
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw The Disaster Artist, and I enjoyed it a great deal.
And so now my interest is more piqued to see The Room.
But I never saw it because I just don't seek out movies that are like,
let's laugh at how bad this is.
But it does seem like it's pretty entertaining based on what I've seen so far.
The side-by-side scenes at the end of Disaster Artist are really fun to watch.
If you like sitting in a theater and getting pelted by spoons.
Right, everybody throws spoons now.
Yeah. Which is just a
knockoff on a Rocky Horror that used to
throw rice
during the wedding scene. But then all the birds
would explode.
Yeah, I mean
that's the trouble. So many theaters are
full of birds.
And that's the trouble.
So many theaters are full of birds.
It was a real problem.
They had to start putting the rice in little baggies.
Which actually kind of hurt.
When you get hit in the face with one.
Yeah, yeah.
It made it more of a game.
All right. Well, that concludes the talk portion.
We got some games to play.
Let the games begin!
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Kat is playing for her fiance
yes sorry playing for her fiancé. And, uh... Yes.
Sorry. And it's
Friday the 13th.
What is it?
Vincent takes Manhattan.
Vincent takes Manhattan.
So your name's in there, too? Yes.
Alright. So you're playing for both of you.
Yes. Alright. We're gonna dominate.
Alright, let me see that thing for a second.
The name tag.
What happens if you lose?
Is it just off?
Yeah.
The whole thing is on the line. I mean, let's make this game interesting.
Why not?
Who are you playing for, Dale?
I'm playing for Melissa Plicity.
I tried to pick a sign that wasn't Star Wars,
and this was the one.
Angie put a lot of work.
She put Jeff Tate's face on it like ten times.
Doug's once.
Yeah, I'm Andy McDowell.
Hell yeah, you are, bud.
I didn't see this movie until like two years ago,
and I saw it randomly,
and I was like, where is this movie going?
At first I was like,
it's kind of boring, blah, blah, blah.
But then as soon as he started making the different clones,
I was just like, where is this movie fucking going?
This is insane. It was just like, where is this movie fucking going? This is insane.
It was just insane.
Well, I don't recommend downsizing to you
then. Yeah.
Because that's a where is this going movie as
well. She said, I saw it randomly
like you went to a Walgreens
and they were like, watch this movie.
It was when
Hastings was still around, the video
rental store.
I am not from here.
It's in Texas, so yeah.
I am not from your planet.
Now, Jeff, of the four candies that are attached to your name tag...
Five.
Sorry, five.
Sorry, my candy math was off.
The candy math man.
Which is your favorite?
Doug, I'm going to let you in on a secret.
Junior mints are my favorite.
In your pocket.
There were six on here, and I took the junior mints off already.
Oh, that's why I was bad at counting.
So Junior Mints are my favorite.
I love that movies love Doug are now the three different billboards in Ebbing, outside Ebbing.
And that's to Rebbing that made that.
The idea that Sam Rockwell's driving down that road, and then he sees Doug loves what the fuck
movie
Screech
Reverse. I think I'm playing her.
I think her name is Tara. Is it?
Your name is Teresa? Her name is Teresa, but she
made it Tara Bing
Missouri. Yeah.
It worked.
She says it worked.
I'd say of all the details
On that poster
Your name was not
The selling point
Jeff definitely went
For the Junior Mints
And for his own face
In the Woody Harrelson role
Or Rick Rockwell role
I guess
Yeah yeah
And I liked this movie a lot
I really enjoyed it
Yeah it's good
Yep
What's her name?
Frances McDormand seems like might be
the next winner of Best Actress
for that movie.
And Rockwell for Supporting Actor.
Yeah. Those are my early predictions.
Alright.
So now we know
who you're all playing for.
And I've got
a few good games lined up for us to play today.
And Dale and Jeff, of course,
would be very embarrassed
if they lose to
someone from the audience again.
I don't know. Not in this particular case.
You seem to know everything about movies.
Is that what I caught?
Yeah, I think so.
I only know most things about movies. Oh, okay. caught? Yeah, I like to think so. Okay, I only know
most things about movies.
Oh, okay.
So this could be
a problem.
I'm pretty sure
she does know.
She named all six
John Candy movies.
So I am,
I'll be honest,
a little nervous.
Jeff, were you back there
the whole time just going,
why aren't they saying Splash?
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm showing off summer rental
Great outdoors
Who's Harry Crumb right I got swagger
Yeah who is Harry Crumb
The Blues Brothers
Forever
This first game we're going to play is called
Live Die Repeat This first game we're going to play is called Live, Die, Repeat.
I'm going to say the title of a movie slowly.
And first person on stage, you can repeat back the full title of the movie that I'm saying.
Movie title that I'm saying. movie title that I'm saying,
that person will be the winner.
And please don't yell it out from the audience
if you know it, because that'll ruin it.
You guys ready? Any pre-guesses?
Star Wars, The Last Jedi.
JFK.
Can you imagine if I was like, Any pre-guesses? Star Wars, The Last Jedi. JFK.
Can you imagine if I was like,
okay, let's play Live, Die, or Feed?
Jay.
And Silent Bob Strike Back. Ah!
All right, here we go with the real one.
Well, I have a pre-guess.
Okay.
I have a pre-guess.
Back to the Future 3.
It's not a bad pre-guess.
It's a movie.
So you're on the right track. Okay.
So you're on the right track The
Disaster artist
Short and redemption
Jeff can't think of anything that begins with the
Oh yeah
The bridges of Madison County anything that begins with the? Oh, yeah.
The bridges of Madison County.
Man.
The man who knew too little.
The man. The man who knew too much.
The man. The man.
The man. The man.
With Eugene Levy.
Sam Jackson. The man. The man. The man. The man. With Eugene Levy. Yeah. Sam Jackson.
The man who.
The man who came to dinner.
The man who.
The man who wants some dinner.
The man who came to town.
The man in black.
The man who is.
The man who shot Liberty Valance.
The man who invented.
The man who invented Christmas.
That's it.
That took forever.
I don't really go for those political thrillers.
Yeah, I'm just glad
they were able to replace
Kevin Spacey with Christopher Plummer.
Boo!
Oh, wrong movie? Oh, all right.
All right, so Jeff gets to go first.
It's not unusual for this to happen.
Jeff usually wins the first game when he's out here.
So we'll see if you guys can turn the tide against him.
And we're going to play a round of Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
I'll say a tagline from a motion picture to Jeff.
If he can tell me the full correct title of that film, he gets a point. If he cannot, it will move to Jeff. If he can tell me the full correct title of that film,
he gets a point.
If he cannot, it'll move to Dale.
Let's go to Cat
and then to Dale for this first round.
Sorry, Dale.
I'm used to it.
I should wear an Everlast shirt so that y'all know I'm a punching bag.
Oh, man, he snuck your opener in, too.
There's no one who can open with anything other than
Let me explain my name
Dear Hyena's Comedy Club
May I please have another Cheetos and Soda
Sincerely, Doug Lowe's Movies
I'd love a bottle of water
or you know
Gatorade
do you like order like that
in a restaurant
just let the waiter
pick between water
or Gatorade
yeah yeah
I don't want them
either one of those
should work
I don't want to go
I don't want to go Gatorade
and then have them go
and then come back
and be like
we don't have Gatorade and I'd be like water then come back and be like, we don't have Gatorade.
But instead now
I just do both and be like, whichever one
this is first, this is second.
Saves me a step
usually. Usually it's faster, but there's
not a lot of back and forth about
the process.
I just got a phone call from Carlsbad, California
I don't know anyone in Carlsbad, California
I know that Legoland is there
Do you think Legoland called me?
Has it been a while since you've visited Legoland?
Maybe they're concerned
Okay, so Jeff, you get to go first Maybe they're concerned.
Okay, so Jeff, you get to go first.
And you get to tell me what you think this is a tagline for.
A new power is rising. Just tidying up over here
Jeff
Star Wars Episode 2
Attack of the Clones
Oh great guess
Nope
Thank you so much
Let's hear it for the entire
waitstaff here.
I mean, I just wrote that letter like
two or three minutes ago and I already have a drink.
That's how great
the U.S. Postal Service is.
Dale, would you like me to repeat
the tagline?
A new power is rising.
Um, yeah, that's right.
I guess, is Star Wars The Force Awakens?
Now, you know the answers were all Star Wars last night.
But we didn't do two of them, and I'm wondering if you were lazy and just carried over.
I think Kat's going to really take this one home.
What do you think it is, Kat?
I don't know.
I'm going to randomly guess
The Incredibles. I don't know.
The Incredibles?
Sure.
A new power is rising?
I don't know.
Okay.
The actual answer is The Lord of the Rings,
The Two Towers.
Yeah.
All right, we'll go back to Jeff again for this next one.
From the smallest beginnings
come the greatest legends.
The Lord of the Rings, The Fellows Lord of the Rings.
The Fellowship of the Ring.
No.
The Hobbit.
Dale?
I don't know what it is, but I know it's bad.
What?
Would you like to try, Dale?
I don't know if I do.
Those are the only words in the title.
The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit?
The Hobbit?
Okay, I'll accept that.
Kat?
The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey.
That is correct. That is correct.
Okay, Jeff gets to go first on this next one.
Sweet. Sweet.
Adventure.
Adventure doesn't come any bigger than this.
I'll give you a clue.
The words pee and wee are not in the title.
Oh, man.
Adventure does not come any bigger than this.
Let's go with... The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug Smaug
Dale
The Hobbit The Desolation of Smaug
Smaug
I think I get how this game is played Isolation of smog?
I think I get how this game is played.
Kat?
I know this is not, like,
following with The Hobbit, like, things,
but for some reason,
I think it's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
Oh!
No!
That's fun. No, that was from the movie Willow.
From 1988.
Yeah.
All right, we're back to Jeff again.
He already got one, so he's sitting pretty.
What movie has this tagline?
The defining chapter.
And the balls of that tagline.
This one, this chapter really
defines
all of it.
The Lord of the Rings,
The Return of the King.
Nope.
I had to look at it, though.
Made me look.
Dale?
Defining chapter.
The defining chapter.
The defining chapter.
chapter.
The defining chapter.
Star Wars Episode
6 Return of the Jedi?
No.
Alright.
Y'all could have
beaten Kat and been on this game too,
but you didn't, so let's
be a little less judgmental.
Kat, what do you think it is?
The defining chapter.
Defining chapter.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Star Wars Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back?
No.
Star Wars Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back?
No.
That was the tagline for The Hobbit.
The Battle
of the Five Armies.
I mean, think about it.
So defining.
It's ridiculous how
defined it was
after that.
Jeff, there's one more left This Christmas
The journey ends
Quick clue It's not to the center of the earth.
The Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King?
That is correct.
Willow kept throwing me off because that took me in a little person theme
and then all I could think of was tiptoes.
That's a great Gary Oldman movie
that I haven't seen
because I don't watch things that are bad.
Oh yeah, Matthew McConaughey from my hometown, Longview.
Longview, Texas.
Yeah, thank you for that.
We're proud of Matthew, so I just have to represent.
Do you think, Kat, do you think you could name more Matthew McConaughey movies than Jeff can?
Uh, maybe.
you could name more Matthew McConaughey movies than Jeff can?
Uh, maybe.
Dale,
sit this one out. I want... Oh, this is a great, I love this game I just came up with.
Doesn't count towards the prize bag or anything,
but I want Kat and Jeff to take turns naming Matthew McConaughey movies.
And when they both have run out, no lifelines or anything,
they just gotta go for it.
When they both run out,
if Dale can name one more...
Then he's the winner.
As long as you don't name the two I'm thinking of.
All right, so Kat, you threw down the challenge, sort of.
Yeah.
So bragging about your McConaughey knowledge.
McConaughey, hey, hey, hey.
So start us off
Any Matthew Conahay movie
Don't help from the audience please
This is going to be intense
Because he's in a lot of movies
And I'm going to make it go fast
Cat
Jeff
Dave's been confused
Cat
Contact Sahara Jeff. Dazed and confused. Kat. Contact.
What?
Contact.
Sahara.
Fool's goal.
Failure to launch.
The wedding planner.
How to lose a guy in ten days.
Dallas Meyerslund.
Bernie.
Interstellar.
Mud. Mud.
Oh my gosh.
I'm trying to think of one now and I can't.
I can't even remember the ones you guys just said.
Oh my God.
It's time to tap.
Oh, there's no, I cannot think of the title now.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to tap out.
Jeff, one more.
Yeah.
A Time to Kill.
All right, Jeff, another one?
Yeah, yeah, Killer Joe.
Okay.
Okay.
He's in that.
He's a fried chicken fan over there?
Yeah.
Oh, my God, that was fucking frightening.
That was gross.
Free State of Jones, surfer dude.
Right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, surfer dude.
Oh, he was a voice in some things, right?
Yeah, probably.
Oh, yeah, same.
The Hedge movies, he's in Frailty.
That's in Frailty.
All right, just Jeff, you guys, just Jeff.
Because once Jeff runs out, then we can see if Dale can...
I feel like Steve Harvey.
Spoiler alert.
Jeff's going to get a chance to steal.
Thunder.
It's just like, it just feels a lot weirder just doing it by yourself.
just feels a lot weirder just doing it by yourself.
It's like just saying
them in a row is harder than
playing the game, even with people taking them
from me.
Alright, are you out?
No, there's a fucking million more.
I know, but name another one.
Dale's going to take this from you
if you don't name the right ones.
No, he's not.
Dale, do you still have one?
Do you have one?
Yeah.
He's got one.
It's not impressive.
It's my first one, so...
Like, whoa, Dale's still in the game.
That's what I love about Last Man Standing
is people will write to me and they'll be going,
I was thinking of blank movie the whole time.
I'm like, good for you.
You thought of one?
Wow.
How do you do it?
Why do you leave the house?
Can't you just stay home and get rich?
Yes.
Is that it?
Yeah, that's it.
Go ahead, Dale.
Okay, Dale.
Sahara.
Okay, the Lincoln lawyer.
So quick to jump down my throat, Dallas.
So quick.
All right, well, that was great.
You win nothing.
Cool.
That was just for fun.
But who won the last game?
Was it Jeff again?
Yeah, Jeff won taglines.
So Jeff's going to go first, and then Dale, and then Kat
in a game to determine tonight's winner.
And it's going to be Ron Bennington's adjusted for inflation bill game.
Do you know how this works, Kat?
Yes, I do.
All right.
Don't have to explain it.
Does anybody in the audience know how it works?
Yeah?
Okay.
Here, dude.
It's simple.
I'm going to name an actor or actress.
They have to each try to name a movie
they think is in that person's top three
at the box office of all time
according to Box Office Mojo
adjusted for inflation.
If they can't think of one that's in the top three they don't
get any points number one is worth three points number two is worth two and number three is worth
one like i said jeff gets to go first then dale then kappa each of you will get a chance to go
first in one of the rounds and here's the craziest part of this. Is that I,
you know, we're traveling.
It's been nuts.
I did not prepare this
game.
But thanks to the internet,
we're still going to make this
happen. It's just going to be weird.
It'd be weird if I can't get a connection right now.
I'm going directly to Box Office Mojo.
And I'm just going to randomly pick people.
And we're going to see how you guys do.
Jeff.
Hello. Hello. Paul and we're going to see how you guys do Jeff hello what's in the top three after adjusting for inflation
for Tom Arnold
true lies True lies
What's he gonna say?
Dale?
The stupids?
The stupids?
One guy's a fan.
Just saying the movies I think deserve the biggest reward.
You don't have to write that down.
Oh, I didn't.
I wrote down the correct answers to read them back. I guess I could just
read them off the phone.
I'm not very smart.
But my phone is.
Kat?
I literally don't know another
movie he's in.
Well, let me help you out.
He was in Soul Plane.
Oh yeah, his name was Elvis Honky.
If you can tell me what his
name is for any of these other movies,
I will punch you in the face.
He was in
Undercover Blues. He was in Undercover Blues.
He was in Mr. 3000.
Yeah, right?
He was in Freddy's Dead, The Final Nightmare.
He was in Tyler Perry's Medea's Witness Protection.
Unbilled, of course.
He was in Witness Protection.
of course,
it was,
he was in witness protection.
Did any of those
help you to think
of what else
he might have been in?
Oh.
I mean,
honestly,
I mean,
I just,
I don't know,
out of all of those,
I would have said
maybe Soul Plane.
I don't know
any other movies
with him in it.
It's not a thing to be ashamed of
Yeah
He's a friend of the show
But you know
He's had an interesting career
I liked him in
He was really good in Hit and Run
I thought
And
Yeah
And
Yeah he hasn't been in the greatest movies
But
What are you going to do?
So you're just not going to not answer that one yeah okay he's number three is apparently he shows up in Austin Powers international man of mystery
oh yeah I don't know I don't remember that part and then he's in a motion picture called Nine Months with Hugh Grant.
Yeah.
And his number one, True Lies.
Three points for Jeff.
All right.
For this next round, Dale gets to go first.
for this next round, Dale gets to go first.
And Dale,
I would like you to name an actor or actress
who you think
you know.
Allison Janney.
Who?
Allison Janney.
Allison Janney?
Janney, yeah.
That's...
Your go-to for an actor or actress
you know is one whose name you don't know?
Let's see how I do.
Well, you know, Box Office Mojo doesn't list
every single actor and actress,
so there's a chance she won't even be in here,
but let me take a look.
Because now I'm interested.
Interested to know if she's been in enough box office hits to justify being on this list
uh yep she's in there dale you go first the films of alice and jannie the help
you're going with the help okay what do you think kat i'm trying to think of a movie she's been in I only know her from TV
Yeah, she's terrific in I, Tonya
Yeah
That's not helping at all
It's too soon of a movie to be
They can't adjust for inflation
For something that opened a week ago
She's a man
I think
What's that?
She's the man
A movie called
She's the man?
Yeah
Okay
Isn't that Amanda Bynes?
Yeah
Hell yeah it's a good pull good pull i know my janny and i didn't know that one
i mean i i tanya is in the hunt at number 16 on her list. Oh, wow.
So it's definitely, you know, going to move up the list pretty quickly, I'd imagine.
But, Jeff?
Man, I can only think of one movie she's in, and it's called The Way, Way Back.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's number nine on her list.
What was that one that...
She's the what?
I said the help.
She's the man.
I'm still trying to find She's the Man.
I can't find it on here.
I thought she was the mom.
Yeah, I guess.
I don't know if she's the mom and she's the man.
But if she is, it did really poorly
because she had to than 21 movies for her
And number three for her
She's in a movie called Juno
Juno that one
And she
Her number one movie of all time
Is she's a voice in Minions
Minions, yeah
But number two and worth two points the help
all right cat same deal you get to name an actor actress actress. Sorry. Wait a second.
Okay, go ahead.
My mouth was full.
Well, the best Kat could do, if she
names an actor or actress that she knows their
number one movie, she'll say that and she'll get
three points. So the best she could do, Jeff, is tie you.
So I'm definitely cheating here, but I'm not giving her full advantage.
Just a partial one for a chance for a tie.
I mean, in fairness, I would have picked Tom Arnold.
That's sort of why I picked him.
Who do you think you, well, who would you like to use, Kat, for this?
Who do you think you know their number one movie?
Harold Ramis.
What?
I love him.
He's one of my favorites. Alright, well let's see
if he's even in here because of course
he's a director, producer, writer
and then he acts and stuff.
Are you talking about him as an actor or just him
as anything? As an actor.
I don't think they're going to list his
movies as an actor because
he always plays pretty small parts
but I could be wrong.
I mean, he had big parts in...
I'm not going to say the names of them.
But let's see if they put him in here.
I'm interested now.
Get ready to have a backup ready to go, Kat,
if we can't do him.
I'm guessing it's going to be Rick Moranis.
I could do that. I could do that.
Okay, so Harold Ramos is in here
Yay
Okay so
Let me wait for it to
Oh shit
After adjusting for inflation
They list
Two movies
So two movies.
So,
it's just movies he was in,
and to be fair,
it's not movies he was in when he was young.
I don't know how they arrived at this list.
I'm just going gonna say it right now
Ghostbusters and Stripes are not options
What?
Yeah
Yeah I don't know
What the fuck is happening box office mojo
But they list two movies
So go ahead and guess which one
You think might be in those two Kat
Knocked Up
That's what you're going with? Knocked Up?
Yes
Okay Who's next? Those two, Kat. Knocked Up. That's what you're going with? Knocked Up? Yes.
Okay.
Who's next?
Which way are we going?
Jeff?
Probably to me.
I'll say Orange County.
Yeah.
Right?
That makes sense.
Nope. Dale?
No, I got nothing.
I had Knocked Up, and I felt...
It was like two movies, and I was the third choice, so...
Yeah.
What's up, Everlast?
He's great in Knocked Up.
I also liked him a lot.
He only has like one or two scenes,
but he's like Helen Hunt's mother, father.
He's her mother, father in As Good As It Gets.
Yeah, I think he's really good in that.
Or no, he's not her father.
He's a doctor that helps her.
But anyway, yeah, I don't know what's up
with why they only list two movies
for him, because he certainly had parts in a bunch of them.
And he's the voice of the moose outside
of
Wally World in The First Vacation.
Oh. Yeah.
He's all like, welcome to Wally World.
Number two, a movie called The Last
Kiss
from 2006. that guy over there thought of it apparently
and then the number one of only two movies that they list on my very reliable normally box office
mojo.com knocked up Knocked up! Yay!
All right, so that means that Jeff and Kat are in a tie.
So before we play the final round,
I would like to say thank you for being here.
To Dale Cheeseman.
I feel like a fool.
Dale.
There is a box of donuts.
Please.
Please take out a donut from that box and throw it as hard as you want
and whatever you want.
Wait, they're individually wrapped?
Yeah. Well, they're individually wrapped?
Yeah.
Well, I lost the game, but I gained an audience.
It's not donuts!
It's little Christmas tree
candies with googly eyes on them.
Whoa!
Oh!
Hard throw! hard throw No, I want to throw a chair
I put them right in people's hands
There you go, Cat's going to throw one
Okay, who really deserves one, though?
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, Dale.
Hit the side with the red lights on it.
Keep it low, keep it low.
One more try, one more try.
It's low ceiling, dude.
You gotta really whip it in there.
Yeah, I'm not like adjusting my height or anything.
I'm just praying to God every time I throw.
Nope.
See? That's someone's face that I just skipped a rock into. Jeff, you want to try one?
No, thank you.
What a great scan.
That guy has like nine of these now.
I tried.
It's hard with that low ceiling over there,
but also it's pretty fun to rock it into people's faces.
Apologies if anybody got hit.
All right.
We got to settle this thing.
We got 12 minutes.
We can do it.
It's a tie between
welding goggles and Chewbacca pants.
The listeners don't know which is which.
Kat, I've been wanting to compliment your Chewbacca pants all night.
Thank you.
But it seems like a rude thing to say to somebody in this day and age.
I like your big hairy pants.
Did you see this, Jeff?
Yeah, yeah. She got Chewbacca on her
pants. And other characters
too. It's the droids on this side.
Alright.
I didn't know what you meant when you said
Chewbacca.
Yeah, I got it.
January 24th, man.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
That's a threat.
We'll be back. We'll be back!
We will be back!
I am
Taserface!
Taserface!
Taserface Taser face Alright so
So here's what's gonna happen
People are just leaving
It's like
Right
Now you know hyenas
The bathrooms here
It's the best place in Dallas to take a shit
I know a lot of you when you're in public You just use the urinals or whatever here, it's the best place in Dallas to take a shit.
I know a lot of you, when you're in public, you just use the urinals or whatever, you just pee, but
seriously, go take a shit in there. It's amazing.
It's on TripAdvisor.
I did it.
It uses my location.
It geotagged me and was like, send me a notification.
BTdubs, did you know?
FYI, poop here.
Is it as good as I was saying it was, dude?
Yeah, he loved it.
Can you hear the show in there?
No?
Some comedy clubs will pump the comedy into the bathroom
so you can really relax.
Not missing a second of the comedy.
All right, so since it's just between Jeff and Kat,
Jeff will get to go first,
because it's his turn to go first,
for this tiebreaker.
Dale, pick up your microphone.
Because, Dale,
I'm going to give you a chance.
I know last night you didn't win,
and today you didn't win.
But today you're going to determine
the course of Tate Crazy Night's history
by picking an actor or actress
for the final tiebreaker round.
You get to decide.
You could go with something you think Kat knows a lot about
or something Jeff knows a lot about.
Whatever, however you want to play it.
Or you can just go straight up the middle.
I want to go with someone who has just a lot of...
A lot of credits?
Not a lot of credits, but just a lot of blockbuster, top selling.
We'll go with...
A lot of what?
Not top selling.
You know what I mean.
Made a lot of money.
Big movies.
Rich people.
Somebody with...
Somebody who's had a lot of big movies?
The richest of the rich. Rich people. Somebody's had a lot of big movies? The richest of the rich.
Let's all boo me for saying Tom Cruise.
Oh, no.
All right.
I was hoping you'd pick somebody a little bit more esoteric.
Tom Cruise has been in a lot of movies,
and I don't know Cat that well,
but I know Jeff well enough to know
that he's very aware of most of them.
So good luck to you, Cat.
Wait, is this Last Man Stanton
or the Adjusted for Inflation?
It's Adjusted for Inflation.
Yeah, so it doesn't matter how many they know,
just they've got to name the biggest one.
And you think Jeff won't know that?
I might not.
I don't know.
There's a lot.
You're right, though, Dale.
I was a little confused about what game we were playing.
Jeff, what do you think is top cruise Top cruise
I already fucked it up
God damn it
Let me just say it again
What is rain cruises
No
What is impossible cruise
No
So if I had to pick an actor
God damn it, you have to pick somebody else
That's so funny, I fucked that up So if I had to pick an actor... God damn it, you have to pick somebody else.
That's so funny, I fucked that up.
Do I get a guess?
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol.
You're welcome, Kat.
That's your guess?
No.
What would your guess be, honestly?
Be honest.
I was going to say Top Gun.
Yeah, see, I fucked it up, because that is number one.
All right.
How does the audience feel about Catherine Zeta-Jones?
Oh, I love it.
I love it.
Now, is Zeta her middle name or a part of her last name?
Because I've got to look it up alphabetically. Like Daniel Day-Lewis, he's in the D's.
But Catherine Zeta-Jones should be in the Z's then.
I hope she's in here.
Yeah, she is.
I know.
There's a guy over there who knows.
Alright, apologies for the
confusion. Jeff, what is
Catherine Zeta-Jones'
number one movie? Say it now
Top Gun
Alright Catherine Zeta-Jones
Her number one movie
Let me guess
I don't know
Ocean's Twelve.
Cat?
Chicago.
Chicago.
Coming in at
number two,
Traffic.
Yeah, that's where
she met Michael Douglas.
Coming in at number three,
Ocean's Twelve,
and her number one movie is Chicago Cats.
That is our winner! Kat is our winner!
She won the prizes for your fiance.
Y'all can still get married.
Congratulations.
He's like, thank God we got our gobstoppers back.
We didn't come here today to lose our gobstoppers.
They've been in their family for generations.
And now you can really say your fiancé knows everything about movies,
except for Tom Arnold and the Leaking Lawyer.
There's your mask back, dude, so go ahead and murder some more.
And pass me your name tags
Gentlemen
And give me some plugs
Dale Cheeseman
What's coming up for you?
We're doing a Christmas show
In Houston
On the 22nd
At the Secret Group
Get tickets at
The secret group
HTX.com
And I will be in Austin
On January 19th
Headlining
Kick Butt
Comedy
Or whatever it's called
Check it out 19th headlining kick-butt comedy or whatever it's called.
Check it out.
Oh, and here, last weekend.
Jeff, plug away.
All right.
I got a few more nights of this Crazy Nights thing happening I got an album coming out
On January 12th
You can pre-order it now on iTunes
I'll be in Go Bananas
In Cincinnati, Ohio January 4th
Through the 7th
And I will be January 24th
Here in Dallas
At Hyena's Do I have to go to Fort Worth or do people from Fort Worth drive over here? here in Dallas.
At Hyena's.
Do I have to go to Fort Worth or do people from Fort Worth drive over here?
Yeah, it's a whole thing.
Indeterminate.
You have to go to both.
Some people won't make the trip.
Okay, okay.
Some people are stubborn.
I'll try to work out both.
So 24th here, 26th in Houston
It's a secret group
January 27th in Lafayette, Louisiana
January 28th in Baton Rouge
Louisiana
And I'm on Instagram
I had Jeff Tate
G-E-O-F-F
Tate
I've actually
I've got a quick plug too
Okay Kat's got a plug
I'm a journalist and vlogger
And I'd urge you all to check out my channel on YouTube
Called Nerd Girlism
Nerd Girlism
Yes
Love it
And what are you doing tomorrow?
Can you go to San Antonio tomorrow?
I wish.
Okay, well, we'll have to pull some new stranger
into the show tomorrow in San Antonio.
And also, the next Douglas Movies in L.A.
is on June 2nd at 8 o'clock.
Not our normal time slot there.
June 2nd, yeah.
January 2nd.
Let's look ahead to June, you guys.
January 2nd at 8 o'clock, UCB Franklin.
Thank you to all of my guests, Jeff Tate, Dale Cheeseman.
And Kat Agee!
Kat Agee!
Don't forget that.
Don't forget your name tags.
And thank you to hyenas
and for all you guys for packing hyenas
as you always do.
Oh, we've got a question on the floor.
What? What's happening?
You're coming to the stage.
What's going on?
You just wanted me to see this?
It is kind of cool. It's my face
on, uh,
what was that movie called?
Bronson. Yeah,
Bronson. It's my face.
Yeah,
that is pretty cool.
Thanks, lady.
Holy shit, Jeff ate all of his Junior Mints during the show.
Anyway, thanks again, everybody.
And I'll try to come back soon.
You're the leaders. You're the leaders.
You're the leaders in the venue contest.
This is the most people.
Yeah.
There's 85 of you here.
And two of you are apparently
weed smokers based on these shitheads.
As always,
Texas cannabis laws
are a shithead.
And then it also says
on the same one, my cousin Kyle
who will listen to this is a shithead.
I don't know if I like this trend of people writing multiple shitheads.
And this is one big one right here.
Not being able to smoke while on probation is a shithead.