Doug Loves Movies - Kate Micucci, Arden Myrin and Gareth Reynolds guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug. I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies. It's Thursday, April 28th, which means
this is a bonus app.
My
guests today give me a big old
bonus.
You know,
how many years do I have to be at this where
I can write a decent transition
into who the guests are?
Give it up, everybody.
By that, I mean sit quietly wherever you are. For Kate Micucci,
Art Marine, and Gareth Reynolds. Hello!
Hello! Oh my god, so much energy.
So many different places on this planet.
We've got two people in Los Angeles, one or three if you include me,
and then one in
Australia.
But we'll get to that in a second.
Let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically.
First of all, it's been too long.
Kate Micucci is back.
Hello, Kate.
Hey, Doug.
Thank you so much for having me.
I feel like it's been almost two years.
Has it been?
Probably has been, right?
Yeah, I think it was just like maybe beginning of the pandemic or something
I might have, you know, asked you a couple of times
You know, I don't like to pester people too much
I think you definitely did
I just wasn't able to
But thank you for having me today
I'm really happy to be here
Thank you for being here today
Have you been up to anything that you can talk about?
I mostly just have been doing a lot of zoom in from my house and I have a
two-year-old now. So running around, we went to a bounce class today,
but as far as like, you know, fun work stuff, I did a cool thing.
I just don't know if I'm allowed to talk about it.
Yeah. See, that's what happens. It might be too soon.
Yeah. So I'm really excited for when
that comes out but um in the meantime i'm just um hanging out in laurel canyon i mean i would
love to go to a bounce class because those dryer sheets i'm confused by exactly what they're going
to accomplish and what you know lots of questions um also joining us get the fresh air scent in the actual sheet?
I have no idea.
I don't know, but thank goodness for those things.
If I ever went to college, I would use a lot of them at the end of toilet paper rolls or paper towel rolls.
And then you smoke through it.
But I only experienced it once or twice
when I was visiting a college
where I shouldn't have been
smoking with college students anyway.
Also joining us,
who's, I'm going to say,
welcome back
from her bougie garage.
Do you like this, Arden? I'm giving you like a big build like your intro i got so
excited you heard me sound excited so big you could hear my excitement you heard me go when
you said bougie garage like i felt so seen uh arden marina is here hey arden hi doug how are you
i'm doing good this is uh this is a sweet lineup that we've put together today.
This is such a dream lineup. I'm obsessed with this lineup.
I have to thank you for your help because you were sort of a go-between between me and Gareth
because he's in Australia and I had contacted him initially via DM and it is an issue getting back to me.
And he'd said, no, I can't do the show tomorrow.
And of course, let's talk to him about it now.
Hey, Gareth Reynolds.
Hi, Doug.
It's me from Twitter.
Yeah.
Co-host of the dollop.
Yes.
Regular.
What do you call it?
Panelists, I guess. on Will You Accept This Rose?
Yes. Yes. He's Dracula.
And Douglas Movie's first timer. Yes.
Great to be here. I'm excited. It sums it all up. And you're in Australia.
And Arden gave us,
you know, did that thing where she put us both in the same
text so we both instantly had each
other's phone number, which made
things a lot easier. It's a big step
but I enjoyed it.
I think people really are fascinated by
the behind-the-scenes booking situations
that I get into.
They see how crazy it gets.
It's nuts.
I'm Gareth's booking manager for podcasts.
Yeah, I'm his, I manage the schedule for the podcast.
The money's going to roll in soon, Arden.
I can't wait.
I'm really hanging my retirement on.
I cannot wait.
Keep waiting.
So I know Kate Micucci's been on the Will You Accept This Rose podcast,
which is about all the Bachelor franchise and spinoffs and dating shows in general.
But, Kate, have you dipped on that since having a child?
Like, it seems like not a really fun show to watch with your kid.
No.
In fact, I never watched it until the pandemic started.
So it's the opposite.
I've been.
When I first met my husband, he was like, I've been, uh, my, when I first met
my husband, he was like, I have to tell you, I watched the bachelor and I was like, oh, I just
never really paid attention to that show. That's cool. And then he would always watch it and I
would just be doing something else. And then once the pandemic happened, I couldn't help but watch
it. And then I was like, oh, now I get it. And, um, and it's interesting because it's been, uh,
you know, I, i think you guys are always
like no it's gonna get cooler when they can actually be out in the world because i was
used to watching like we're only in this one hotel um so so yeah the last season was more
interesting because they actually went places and even though this season itself even though
he was a boring bachelor those last two episodes oh my god we're like as tense as the finale of the sopranos i mean
that rose ceremony was so tense crying in the epically room oh my god doug i didn't get to
hear your thoughts on it i mean it was a disaster you know it's uh it's just such a spectacular ending that those two people are together and
seem happy.
I know.
After all of that.
So,
so public,
the whole thing that happened.
Anyway.
So listen to Arden's podcast.
If you're,
if any of this is interesting you right now,
because I'm here to talk about
movies. I'm very
focused
but I do love that we all
are part of
Bachelor Nation and all the ups
and downs that
occur over there. I tried to get
Wells Adams to make
his first Love's Movies appearance
and he said I'm thinking about going to Australia.
What?
Yeah, that's his excuse for not doing it.
He's not even going.
He's just thinking about it.
Yeah, he can't possibly.
It's on his brain.
Final question.
Are you and Kate, did you start The Bachelor
at the same time?
Did you have the same first season?
Because you were a pandemic baby too, Doug.
No, I did some stuff with you in person before didn't i or did i i started on the show in was claire your which
was your first season you ever watched uh tasha that was pando yeah that was pando that was mine
too crap wow you guys all started you're all that's too. You all started at the same time.
I love it.
Today's Doug Loves Movies was really meant to be.
Doug went to that resort a couple of times
after watching it.
Oh yeah.
I'm a La Quinta fan
in a huge way
because
Frank Capra
used to write screenplays there,
you know,
used to have a cottage or whatever you call those individual homes.
And, you know, he could have written a,
it's a wonderful life in the same spot where, you know, Claire,
Claire, you know,
she was good on the show after two hours.
Probably, no, he probably lived in the one with the private jacuzzi,
I would imagine.
And so that's probably where... Didn't somebody dry hump in the fountain?
That's probably where he wrote that scene,
where that person later...
I think the horny Canadian that got engaged to Katie
in her realtor blazer dresses, think they like humped in the fountain where it's a wonderful
life was born also there's a whole there's a whole section of the uh la quinta and when you hear
la quinta you think la quinta hotels the chain but no this is a waldorf astoria astoria uh hilton property called la quinta in the city of la quinta which
is adjacent to palm springs yeah and um so it's just it's a it's been a long time celebrity hang
like celebrities will just go out there it's stay there and uh uh greta garbo there's a whole section of the place that's just preserved in her name where she lived for a long time.
When she, you know, decided to just sort of disappear from the world, that's where she was, was at La Quinta.
So just this movie history, plus it's just a nice outdoor resort in a very generally very warm spot.
So it's always, you know, real comfortable.
in a very generally very warm spot so it's always you know real comfortable and uh but also now add to that that it's you know a couple seasons of the bachelor
and uh you know i mean next uh next stop paradise is all i'm trying to say
yes because that place has been the same joint. I guess they moved
from one to another, but
it kept the same name or something.
We got to go. Padgett went. We got to
go. We should make a group
trip down there. Help me in. I would love to go.
Would you really? We should really go. Let's go.
Totally go. Okay, great.
I want to get in that hump fountain.
Give that a ride.
Now you're talking about La Quinta. La Quinta's a hump fountain, give that a ride now you're talking about laquita now like
he does a hump fountain but there's been other i'm gonna hump if there's a fountain i'm in it
that's there's a there's a lot of hump hot tubs in uh they got hump tubs yeah there's hump tubs
a lot of them near the near the palapas yeah say all hot tubs are hump tubs is that oh yeah yeah
i think that's fair doug is gonna request
to stay in the boom boom room when we go down there that's the last room i want to stay in
because where riley sucked cream off of what's her name sandy toes yeah that's doug's room i want one
of the rooms without walls or floors. I don't want anything.
Airborne?
I just want to jump on to...
All of it.
Now I'm getting really aggressed out.
So let's play some games.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do that.
We're already so far behind on schedule.
We're going to take a quick commercial break,
and when we come back,
I've got a couple fun games for us to play
and we'll do that after this
we'll be right back
we are back and
let's play
some games
yeah
I played a game last week that was such
a big hit and by that I mean
you know I enjoyed doing it
and so i'm just
imagining all the listeners loved it uh so i'm excited to play it again no sam this time uh sam
levine was uh here last time and he laughed so hard when i said the game is called The Little Search Engine That Could.
It's a solid title, but he lost his mind.
It's a great title.
Oh, thank you.
For this edition of The Little Search Engine That Could, I typed the word big into the search engine on IMDb
and then I wrote
down the top six movie
titles because it turns out there's a lot of TV
shows with the word big in the title.
I wrote down the top six
movie titles that came
up that are listed
in order of popularity.
This
edition of this game is called big hero six
also a great title uh you'll each get three tries to guess which big movies made the list we're
gonna go alphabetically starting with kate so name any movie that has the word big in the title and where it finishes
in this list of six will determine how many points you get.
If,
if the movie is in fact one of the six.
Well,
I feel very lucky that I'm going first.
Cause I'm just going to go with the movie.
You're just going to say big straight up.
Just in my opinion,
that would be the number one of all the big movies, but we'll see.
But I just love it so much.
And I wanted to be a toy designer for years because of that movie.
Interesting.
It does make toy design and look like a sweet gig.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like the job a child could do.
And then you get to have a really
cool loft with a trampoline inside.
You get to date Elizabeth Perkins.
As a grown woman.
It's endless. We were discussing
this just last week with Sam Levine
because he's a big fan
of that movie.
I just can't get over
what the mother has to go through that she
she thinks her kid is missing that entire time yeah yeah they try to they try to illustrate it
you know they try to give you an idea but they don't cut back to her a lot you know
they're not constantly showing her just in a white hot panic yeah what's happening
and the director's cut you you see her starting smoking and
drinking heavily,
lamenting montages.
And that knife that she chases him
around with when he tries to go home and say,
hey, it's me, Mom. She's
holding that all the time.
She sleeps with it,
actually.
It's like her Wilson.
Okay.
She just puts that under her crown pillow and feels safe.
That's right.
The sleep crown with Nosegap technology.
Sleep crown.
Nosegap technology.
Dream portal.
You got it in, champ.
Thank you.
I'm becoming a champion.
Thriving.
in champ thank you i'm becoming a champion thriving um speaking of champions kate mikuchi nails it right out of the gate with the number one is the movie big of course yeah yeah
i feel like that was just a very lucky thing that i went first you guys i'm sorry well you get six
points for your trouble and uh but that doesn't mean you're the winner.
Oh, I see.
That's right.
There's more.
Arden gets to pick one, and it could be worth five points.
I love points.
All the way down to one point.
I love it.
What big movie do you think will be on this list of popular big movies?
Thank you for asking, Doug.
I actually feel anxious and excited.
My cells are jingling.
I love games.
I'm going to go with Big Lebowski.
Okay.
We spoke on that one last week as well.
Sam O'Bien likes movies with big in the titles.
Great.
Both of them are just fantastic movies.
Amy Mann is in that movie,
which I think is super cool.
What does she play?
She's one of the nihilists.
I haven't seen it in so long. She's so cool.
She's whose toe it ends up being.
Wow.
When they claim that it's
on this toe.
I ate with her at Suplantation
once, which was a strange experience.
Speaking of toes.
I didn't think she would show up.
She asked what I was doing that day.
And I was like,
she's like the coolest person.
I like,
I like,
I couldn't believe it.
And I was like,
I'm going to soup plantation.
And then I looked at,
I started to panic.
She and her husband,
Michael Penn showed up and they were in
like edward gory like english morning jackets like morning coats and they were so confused by like
the potato bar and like the dollar bar and i'm like no it's endless you can get as much as you
want yeah you just can't leave i regret you can never leave she's still there she's still
yeah i couldn't believe she i regretted i was so ashamed
that that's where i was and she actually showed up and and i have no think i've had a meal with
her since i wonder if that's connected yeah probably she realized she made an error
i think we all have lots of those where we like kind of sort of got together
with somebody once just sort of almost on accident. Yeah. And you know,
it just doesn't stick sometimes just sort of like, well,
at least if we run into each other in the future, we'll have this one memory.
Yeah. Who have you had one meal with?
Oh gosh. That's the tough one. Just one meal?
Yeah, who did you have like one lunch and never again?
Oh, my God.
Does anybody else have an answer to that question?
I can't think of one.
Blanky, I know it's happened.
I know.
I'm better at maintaining relationships than that, I think.
I will put one of mine in the chat, but I'm not going to say that.
Oh, damn it.
Okay, but you can see.
Okay, wait. I had one lunch.
Nobody's ever used the chat
during this show. But you're going to see it.
Oh, my Lord, Arden.
I don't know if I spelled it right.
I'm so blind. I don't have my glasses on.
Nobody spelled it right.
I had one meal with Hugo's.
You don't have to be a neurosurgeon to spell it correctly.
That's right.
There you go. I've had one meal with that. You don't have to be a neurosurgeon to spell it correctly. That's right. There you go.
I've had one meal with that person.
That's hilarious.
I had one appearance on a talk show with that person.
And I did not end up saying much.
Okay.
So you can imagine how I feel about her.
You can imagine what my lunch was like.
No, my lunch was fine.
We had a lovely lunch.
It just didn't quite, you know.
Anyway, there you go.
Moving on.
My lunch was with her co-star in the show she was on.
So funny.
I'm just like, that would be one of my one lunches.
Okay, put it in the text.
I need to know which person it was.
Put it in the group chat.
A lunch list.
I'm waiting for it to come in all right well in the meantime i'll report this piece of information
arden gets three points for big lebowski because it's number four
right all right gareth you got a couple of opportunities here to get some decent points on the board.
Well, I feel I've been cursed by my name in many ways, but this no more than this,
because there's a big drop off in my big database.
And I just want to say the first two, great.
And I would have said them, but again, I'm cursed.
I would have to say, and this is
not nearly as big as those, but Big
Fish is the only one that really comes to mind.
I love that movie. It's your favorite movie.
Is that good? Okay.
Maybe you'll think more as the game
goes along. You know, you don't have
to score every round.
Thank you.
In this particular case,
you've done quite good because
it is number two.
How could that be?
How could that be?
I think that I feel badly
for the big Lebowski.
You know, it's just
that's also the order they're in.
It's the order they're
in today, you know?
Right, right, right.
Wow.
That does feel like a difference.
You know, especially like... Because Hugh and Gregor just got married,
so maybe people are talking about a horse
that would push the movie.
Is that kind of how it works?
I think so.
I think a little bit of that.
I think for some reason,
it just feels like it's in the zeitgeist right now.
Is there a commercial on TV that shows them
dancing on the piano, that scene?
The floor piano?
I feel like that was in a commercial or something.
Big seems like it will always be number one.
That feels fair.
I mean, it's also, you're saying,
name movies with Big in the title
and your work is done.
You only have to think of other words.
Yeah.
So, Gareth gets five points for that one so this is still anybody's game but yeah kate can really
secure her lead she's up next kate can you think of another big movie i i am drawing a blank so
bad that i'm just gonna have to say say, babe, big in the city.
That's just a real dumb joke because I can't think of anything.
He just got married, so that might help you.
The pig?
He married a TikTok dancer.
Yeah.
But Kate was making
a cute joke changing pig to
big, and
unfortunately, we'll have to play that game another day. Kay was making a cute joke changing pig to big.
Unfortunately,
we'll have to play that game another day.
Movies with pig in the title.
That's fun.
It might be just that one.
There might be a few more. Maybe piglet
had some sort of spin-off movie.
But
wait, what was your answer
I had nothing just babe
oh right just a joke
okay got it
you're still in the lead
give up and win that's a fun part of this
game Arden
I'm gonna go the big short
oh good one
thanks guys
looks like Arden came to play because that is, in fact, in the third slot.
Oh, I did.
I came to play.
I came to play.
So Arden jumps to the lead.
She's now got a total of seven points.
Oh, my God.
I needed that.
I needed that.
That was huge, Arden.
Big for you.
It was so big.
So big.
Big.
So big. Big. So big.
Gareth, what do you think with the remaining two titles?
If you get the one that's in the fifth slot, you will tie it up with Arden.
Oh, well, I can't imagine that this is one of them,
but it is, I think, the last one I can think of,
and that would be Big Trouble, Little China trouble in little china uh yes that's the one
no no this is a no this is this is my movie it's not as good big trouble slash little china
big trouble slash little china yeah i don't want to get a preposition word or anything
big trouble v little china Yeah, I don't want to get a preposition word or anything. Big Trouble V Little China.
Finally.
Okay, so unfortunately, that one did not make the list.
I did see it on the page. It does
come up eventually. Okay.
Because, of course, that is a
great example of a movie that was
big in the title.
But you're still going to get one more crack at it, maybe,
Gareth, depending on
what happens with Kate and with
Arden. Kate, in the
interim, in the amount of time
in between,
did you think of another serious
answer or another pun?
Oh, man, I wish I had
come up with another pun. I just thought this would be the end.
Hold on.
Is there?
No, that's a TV show.
I was going to say Little People, Big World, but that's a TV show.
My mom should be a movie.
She loved that show.
It's like Soup Plantation, the TV show.
Yeah, Amy Mann loves loves it but she won't
watch it with me because i met her at soup plantation is big hero six is that a movie
is that like i know you said it but is that an actual movie it is a movie and then i think now
it's also a series or gonna be another movie or something i love that bay love that Baymax character is really adorable.
You know, the big blow-up
robot guy that I think
Scott Adsit does the voice.
Oh. I can
picture it.
They make balloons of it at Disneyland
that you can buy.
And guess what?
See, that's the kind
of fun thing I like to do from time to time.
Gareth, say one of the answers
while I'm describing the game.
And that, in fact,
did come in in the fifth
slot.
I just left out.
Hero 6, yes. So she just
snagged two more points, gives her a total of
eight. Arden uh this one final point
will tie you you'll have a tie with kate which you know sounds you know good for your uh your record
big hero six two the big day out big day big hero six two Say just expressions and throw the word big in there.
None of those were correct.
I'll let you have all of those answers.
Big Dirty Dancing.
Yeah.
Big Ghost. Big Yeah. Big Ghost.
Big Ghost.
I want to go to that.
Big Pretty Woman.
Big Wong Fu.
They're both in lofts in New York City in the 80s.
Yeah.
We could combine them and it would actually maybe work.
That's right.
We're poor.
We're poor.
To young Tom Hanks
watches Patrick
Swayze. The ghost
of Patrick Swayze.
Big love.
Big love.
Try to tell Tom Hanks' mother that he's
still alive in New York City.
And then they go see Whoopi Goldberg.
Oh, good times.
I mean, I don't know why anyone would
hesitate to make a movie called Big Ghost.
It's such a fucking name.
It makes you already go,
what is it? Big Ghost.
Big Ghost.
I've never thought of ghost in terms of size ever.
I mean, I've
enjoyed this Big Ghost talk and we just had a
zoom crap out so like now we're back do you think a ghost did it they were mad like who
you calling a big ghost i mean that's the thing about big ghosts is they're sensitive about it
yeah they're like just want to be a regular size ghost they don't ever be like you're a big ghost
i have a story that totally ties into this. It's quick. You want to hear it?
Sure.
I do.
So I went to college at the school called Keystone College in Pennsylvania.
It was an art school and they had the ceramic studio.
And everyone always said that the ceramic studio was haunted by a ghost.
And one night a bunch of kids were in the studio because it was like open 24 hours.
And it was around like midnight.
And this guy, Aiden, said, hey, I bet that ghost has a big butt he said something else you know but can we swear on this
i don't know i bet yeah yeah this ghost that ghost had a big ass and then a bunch of clay fell from
the ceiling and landed on his head whoa wait a minute from the ceiling yeah people used to just
throw clay on the ceiling because they were dumb and it would just dry up there. And then just when he said it, clay fell on his head.
It was like, who you calling big ass?
How dare you?
I'm not a big ghost.
Oh my God, the big ghost didn't like us talking about it
and commenting on it and it shut it down, dude.
But anecdotally, ghosts,
I don't see why we should be scared of them.
I mean, I'm sure that he wasn't even hospitalized.
He was fine.
That's true.
It is fun to think about.
When people are like, this hotel's haunted,
I'm like, yeah, okay, what room?
Let's go. I think it'd be
fun.
Where I filmed in Massachusetts, I was in a haunted
inn, and my room was
haunted, and I was there for a haunted inn and my room was haunted.
And I was there for like a month and I had to just calm down.
But like it was like it was like I was the only room that they kept fixing the water.
I had no water.
I was like it's like they wanted me to be like it's dirty girl.
And then like.
Thirsty ghost.
I remember I finally went I went and showered in somebody else's room and I came back.
I was the only person not working.
And there was like a loud knocking on the door i thought like oh maybe people got
back from filming and i opened the door and like no one was in the end like nobody was there the
things like that kept happening it was exciting i loved that i've never experienced a ghost but
i really wanna oh i know i think it'd be cool be cool. Gareth, do you have an answer?
Yes. My guess
is, and it's a guess,
would be that there was a biggie
big movie, Biggie. So I think Biggie
about the Notorious B.I.G.
That would be my last guess.
Wasn't that movie called
something like Impossible? Well, if it is, it was something like Impossible or.
Well, if it is, it really screwed me.
Or something.
But yeah, I don't, that's not the answer I have.
And also, you know, I was just for fun, like we said,
the Adam Sandler comedy, Big Daddy.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
I think that thing's on T Daddy. Oh, yeah. Right.
I think that thing's on TBS like every other weekend.
Yeah. Yeah.
And that little Sprouse kid that was in it, he's like 35 now.
He's big.
He's in the news every once in a while, I guess, for some reason.
For being awesome?
So congratulations,
Kate. You won that game.
Wow. I really lucked into that one, you guys.
I'm happy for you, Kate.
You gamed well.
That's part of the game show world,
is that sometimes you get
asked something that you know the answer to,
and you get to go first.
But that means you get to go first in our next game,
which we will play right after this break.
We'll be right back.
We are back.
We're having so much fun talking about pillows and ghosts
and big ghost pillows.
And Kate gets to go first
in our second and final
game of the day. The game that determines
our winner today
overall.
We'll switch the order around, Gareth.
So it's going to go Kate.
She gets to go first, then you.
Okay.
You never know, Art.
Sometimes it works out
not having to go first because the game is called
Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
Love it.
I say a tagline from a motion picture.
It's like on the poster or in the trailer
or something.
The first person
gets to guess.
It'll be Arden.
I mean, Kate, sorry.
And then if Kate guesses wrong, then Gareth will get a crack at it.
And if he misses it, Arden will get a crack at it.
If somebody gets it, the next round, the person who's next gets to go first.
Copy.
So you never know where this thing is going to land. And I will tell you that all of the answers today together form some sort of, in my
brain, there's some sort of theme happening. It could be
extremely obvious or weird and confusing.
I love it. I love it.
Noted. I'm getting a pen to write them
down as we go
aren't you a regular
Sam Levine
true American psychopath
yes
okay
alright here we go
what movie do you think has
the odd
tagline rollicking romantics?
Exclamation point.
Wow.
Yeah.
Rollicking romantics.
Yeah.
Can you think of anything that's.
Oh, my God.
Rollicking and romantic.
Must love dogs.
Great guess.
Yeah.
Terrific guess. must love dogs great guests yeah terrific guests anytime anybody has any reason to bring up muscle dogs they should it's just a great expression but that is incorrect here i've got a fun sound effect I mean, I have no idea.
It can be very difficult.
I'm not a rollicking romantic.
I feel like you should know the answer to this.
I think I'm just going to be stuck on pause with this one.
So I may as well just bow out.
That's fair.
That's fair.
I won't even do the noise. No, I deserve
it. I deserve it.
Thank you, Doug.
Man, this is hard.
This is really... If anyone
had come up with this one, I would have been shocked.
I mean...
Tonally,
it feels like Dirty Rotten Scoundrels,
but that wasn't a romance. That was like...
You know, but that feels like, oh, they're rollicking. They're sort of,
you know, living the high life. I can't even, I,
Romancing the Stone? Big ghost. That's a great, great guess, but part of the reason that it's such a corny
tagline is because this film was from
1947.
It starred Cary Grant
and was the winner of the Best Original
Screenplay Oscar.
And it's called The Bachelor
and the Bobby Sox
Tour. Oh, it's my favorite
movie. And I love the theme!
Oh, that's great.
Oh, you think there's a theme, do you?
No.
No.
Kate gets to go first again.
This tagline is
all about
a little
Mississippi riverboat gal
who taught a sophisticated
bachelor all about love
wow that's not a short
tagline
no
that's all
tag tag tag
I probably can't even ask
no questions
just answers I probably can't even ask what, but Yeah, no questions Hmm
Just answers
I don't even know
The only, I'm just going to say showboat
I know it's wrong
Good guess, good guess
No
What was that sound?
Um
I have
Nothing again, i don't know
damn i mean it's like if only it was like a southern like not if only it wasn't the riverboat
i would yeah that's like like i would say like sweet home alabama or something like that
or like hope floats how about that that that? That's a great guess.
This is still an old ass
still old
movie. It's before they knew what
taglines really were, it sounds like.
It's more like they just described the
movie and threw it at the end.
And all about a little
Mississippi River girl who taught a sophisticated
bachelor all about love
is called Tammy and the
Bachelor. Wow.
Wow.
Debbie Reynolds.
She's a good casting choice for Mississippi
Riverboat Gal. It might be worth a
look because it's a tight 90 minutes.
I love that.
It's shorter than an episode of The Bachelor.
It's probably
streaming somewhere.
Okay, so you might be getting an idea where this is headed.
Yes.
Kate gets to go first again on this next one.
I feel confident that eventually somebody's going to get one right.
And that person will walk away with victory in their hands.
And that person will walk away with victory in their hands.
He's the world's greatest authority on love, dot, dot, dot.
And she has a few ideas of her own.
See, now I'm just trying to come up with titles that have Bachelor in it.
Like, I don't even know.
Is there a movie called Bachelor Pad?
Good guess.
Good guess.
Garrett?
Doug, I'm sorry.
Can I hear it one more time?
Not that it's going to help me in any way.
No, it's just fun to hear it.
He's the world's greatest authority on love, and she has a few ideas
of her own.
Exclamation point.
Who is she?
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Oh, that helps.
Yeah, I'm not there yet.
I'm trying to put these puzzle pieces
together, but give me the spring.
All right. I'm going to follow the format, and I'm going to put these puzzle pieces together, but give me the spring. All right.
I'm going to follow the format and I'm going to just make something up.
This is it.
The bachelor and the brain.
Nice.
Bachelor and the beast.
That's so funny.
That's good too.
You know what else to make a great title?
Bachelor in Paradise.
Oh, my God.
1961 starring Bob Hope and Lana Turner.
Oh, my Lord.
This is a real ass movie.
The song Bachelor in Paradise by Henry Mancini was nominated for best song at the Oscars.
Wow.
All right.
Bob Hope Floats, it could be.
Bob Hope Floats.
Lana Turner and
Hooch, whatever.
Kate,
it's back to you. All right.
I'm feeling like someone's going to get
this one. All right.
This is another long one.
It's even got periods.
It's three sentences long.
Wow.
1,000 brides, $100 million.
Jimmy Shannon is about to discover the true value of love.
Great tagline.
Wow.
Great tagline.
I want to watch it.
I mean, people are already like, Jimmy Shannon, that sounds
like an interesting guy.
I love Jimmy Shannon.
Jimmy Shannon is in this?
Seven brides for seven bachelors.
A thousand.
Terrific guess.
Very good guess.
What do you think it is?
I'll be inventing a movie, Doug, and it'll be called
The Last Bachelor.
Oh, great.
I don't know.
Arden.
Can I hear the tagline?
It's going to help.
1,000 brides.
100 million dollars.
I really want to see this. 100 million dollars I really want to see this
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100 100 100 100 Okay, here it is. Jimmy Shannon's Bachelor Poontang Adventure.
No, that is incorrect.
This was a film that starred Chris O'Donnell
and Renee Zellweger
and
Artie Lang
and Sarah Silverman, and it's called
The Bachelor. Oh, wow. It's right there. Iman. And it's called The Bachelor.
Oh, wow.
It's right there.
I can't believe it's so recent with that tag.
Was Artie Lang The Bachelor?
Chris O'Donnell is the guy.
I know, I know.
His dad is going to disown him if he didn't get married.
And he's worth $100 million.
Wow, that's a lot of money.
That's a lot.
I mean, you can't think of a more
boring treatment of a what sounds like a very crazy predicament yeah well it's not yeah jimmy
shannon so classic didn't deserve uh to be immortalized on screen all right back to you, Kate. Kidoke. Still anybody's game.
What movie had the tagline,
with bridesmaids like these, who needs enemies?
It's not.
And it has a bachelor in it?
Bridesmaids?
I've done weirder things in the past
but that is not the answer
alright
what do you think Gareth
I don't know if it's a movie but I would say
Bachelorette Party
okay
sounds like a spring is coming my way
I believe it is Bachelorette which i am in what
wow
leslie headland who wrote Russian Doll.
And it has Rebel Wilson and Isla Fisher and Lizzie Kaplan and Adam Scott.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's incredible.
Well, I'm like an asshole lady that works at like the bridal store.
Megan Norringer has a role in it, a brief role where she does this weird kind of cheerleader song kind of thing.
Yeah.
And when she used to be on Douglas movies from time to time,
I would have her do it like every time she remembered it.
Wow.
It's just ridiculous.
But congratulations, Arden.
That is like you finally figured out what was happening here.
And I guess we were helped by the fact that you're in the film in question.
I've seen that happen on Jeopardy where somebody was during the chat with
Candlebeak, dropped something about themselves.
And then later they know there's an answer where like clearly they knew it
because, you know know they already uh
were big on that subject or whatever i've got one more if you want to do it real quick i know kate
has to uh kate has to get going here in a second because she's she's got a very busy zoom schedule
but we'll just jump all this one for anybody who thinks they
know what the answer is a man's tradition every woman should know about.
A man's tradition every woman should know about.
That's how I should have read it.
Big.
Big bachelor.
Pardon? Bachelor party. Big bachelor. Arden.
Bachelor party.
That's the correct answer.
Arden.
Oh, yeah.
Are you in that one too, Arden?
I played the bachelor party.
Wow.
I knew I knew you.
That's right.
Arden, you did it.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much. Congratulations. Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.
You're our winner today.
But let's go to Kate with her plug so she can get out for this call and on to the next one.
Well, thanks.
I don't really have much to plug other than every day I've been putting a new drawing on my Instagram called playing with Makuchi.
And I've been keeping it up for over a month. And I'm going to keep going for as long as I can for years.
That's so fun.
Yeah.
That's so cool.
You'll probably keep it around until your child is old enough to understand
the title.
Exactly.
Well,
I'm sure that I believe I've seen a lot of your artwork over the years and
I've been privileged to give
some of it away on Doug Loves
Movies when we were doing them with
that's right I always draw something for
the for the prize yeah
yeah but thank you so much
for being here today Kate and we'll
talk to you soon this was a blast bye
everybody thanks bye Kate
bye Kate
alright well let's talk about her oh my god she's so unpleasant
what a delightful burst of energy it's so aggravating
could you ever say anything nate she's so lovely yeah it was like having uh you know
a character from ducktales Just a lot of happy enthusiasm.
Yeah.
And,
and now it's down to us.
Lujo too,
because I'm sure Gareth feels terrible right now.
I did not feel good.
Big loser.
Big loser.
It's weird how,
like I'm this,
I'm like,
when I play even the silliest little game of trivia or something,
if I lose, it really does hang over me for a little bit.
It'll stick.
It'll stick.
Yeah.
The drinking is going to start soon.
Oh, okay.
He's going to be moody until September.
That's right.
What would you like to plug here at the tail end of your first ever appearance,
which I think went very well in spite of the gameplay?
Well, thank you, Doug. and thank you again for having me uh you listen to the dollop podcast uh and then you
can follow me on social media at reynolds gareth and then uh i'm on tour so you can go to gareth
reynolds.com for all those dates awesome arden hi this is so exciting because you know we always invite uh the winner on each
episode to come back on the next show i love it and the next show we're doing is this sunday
afternoon at the avalon theater in hollywood as part of the netflix is a joke festival. Oh, that's so fun.
You'd have to be share the
stage with
Jeff Tate, Big
J. Oakerson and
Justin Long. Fun.
What time?
Are you in? You have to say yes
before I tell you.
I'm getting a
booster. In fact, let's leave it a let's leave
it a surprise whether or not if i if i if you tell me what time it is then then maybe because
i have something so if i'm available yes i'll tell you in the chat love it uh no we'll just
chat after we're done um but i would beden may or may not be there on Sunday.
I would love to be there.
But what else would you like to plug?
I'm doing a Netflix as a joke show at the Improv Lab this Saturday night in Los Angeles.
I think it starts at 7.
I have a bunch of shows I'm doing in L.A. and coming up in June in New York and Brooklyn.
like in LA and coming up in June in New York and Brooklyn.
I have a movie that's going to be at the Tribeca Film Festival called Space Oddity that has a bunch of screenings.
But most importantly, we start again July 12th.
It'll be the first episode to be up.
My podcast, Will You Accept These Rows?
Doug and Gareth and Kate are so funny on it.
Doug, I mean, truly, Doug, like to to hear him, like, love The Bachelor is such a joy.
If you love Doug and you want to hear him talk about The Bachelor, it's the funniest, most wonderful combo.
And then Gareth is on fire as our Dracula.
So that will start again in July.
And, yeah, and this was a crossover event, I think.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And that's right.
And all of my listeners, if you're listening on from my feed, you should check out.
There's so many fun back episodes with people from with Padgett.
I believe Rob Benedict's done a people from our podcast have done a whole bunch of Douglas movies.
Did Jerry do one?
Jerry's never done Douglass movies.
He got nervous, I think.
Yeah, it's, you know.
Gareth can tell you, it's not easy.
Oh, you're in the lion's den.
Oh, yeah. It's terrifying.
There's so many people, and it's such a fun
podcast, and if you love Doug on our podcast,
go check out all the rest of the
back catalogs. There's so many.
It's such a great it's like evergreen and it's so funny.
Well, thank you so much for that and for having me on your podcast, for doing my podcast.
Once again, Kate Micucci, Gareth Reynolds and Artie Marine.
At the end of every episode, I say the last line from a movie.
And sometimes I leave it a mystery.
And let the listeners try to guess where it is.
But sometimes it's just so obscure.
It's such a weird last line that I like to let people know what's happening.
So today I'll be closing with the last line from the aforementioned bachelor party.
And it's Tom Hanks character saying,
I don't do a Tom Hanks impression,
but just imagine Tom Hanks saying this final line.
Before I say the line,
I say,
as always,
Hey now,
Brad.
Now it's time for Doug to to watch another talky eyes above his viewing prowess makes him cocky there's no room in his heart for you