Doug Loves Movies - Kate Micucci, Aya Cash, Josh Gondelman, Ron Bennington and Gail Bennington guest

Episode Date: April 4, 2017

In another show from the Gramercy Theatre in NYC, Doug welcomes Kate Micucci, Aya Cash, Josh Gondelman, Ron Bennington and Gail Bennington to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...m/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, sweet and baby sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is I Love Movies. This is I Love Movies. Coming to you once again from the Gramercy Theater in New York City. Where rats eat the crickets.
Starting point is 00:01:01 This is night two of our stand here, and I'm just wondering if there's any chance at all that the name tags will be even better tonight than they were last night. And the answer is, oh, sweet Lord, yes. Look at these name tags. So many big ones, so many people sitting in an unfortunate seat behind a gigantic name tag. If we could get the house lights up just a little bit so I can see these
Starting point is 00:01:29 with my shitty eyes. We got Rob 8. You used to be Les Miserables. Right? Yeah, now you changed it up to Rob BB8. Good job, dude. You've got a BB8 in your head like BB8 is some sort of helmet.
Starting point is 00:01:47 I like it. We got... What's this? Kazam? Kazamtha? What is it? Kazamua? What's your name?
Starting point is 00:02:02 Oh, okay. What's your name? Oh, okay. You put a name I can't say into the word kazam. Good job. Kazamia. Close? What's that weird puppet thing over there?
Starting point is 00:02:22 Oh, you're holding a Totoro doll. I thought it matched your sleeve so it looked like it was a full-arm sock puppet. A full-arm sock puppet. La La Landru, and there's lots of
Starting point is 00:02:36 candy on there, just like there is out in Los Angeles. There's a lot of candy. I love just the angry Larry David portrait being held up over there. I think you might be at the wrong podcast.
Starting point is 00:02:54 But I like it. If donuts make their way to the stage, I would like that to be a target. If you don't mind getting chocolate all over Larry's face. Oh, there are donuts, so good luck to you.
Starting point is 00:03:12 Why does it say Loban instead of Logan? Because your name's Ben? Okay. I hope all your friends call you Loban from now on. Oh shit, here comes Loban. Big trouble in Little Richard. friends call you Loban from now on. Oh shit, here comes Loban. Big Trouble and Little Richard.
Starting point is 00:03:30 And there's a giant Little Richard hovering over me as Jack Burton. And I believe that is still Kim Cattrall as the girl in that movie. That's a good one. I bet you that one's going to get picked. And then there's a giant Steve Buscemi head.
Starting point is 00:03:46 It says the big Kazinsky Kazubsky? Kazubsky? Pardon me. Pardon me, Kazubsky. Nata Amelie. I like that one over there. Anyway, lots of great ones for my guests to choose from. Thank you for bringing them.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Moana, because your name's Anna? Anna. Okay, Moana. Oh, we have fun. Doug Pluggs, I'm going to be appearing on SiriusXM shows all this week and seeing a New York theater. shows all this week and seeing a New York theater. I'll be back in Los Angeles for Douglas movies at Meltdown Comics this Sunday, April
Starting point is 00:04:29 9th at 4.20. And then we're doing three at Meltdown Comics that week. We're doing Tuesday, April 11th at 9pm and Saturday, April 15th at 4.20. And also I'm doing stand-up at the San Jose Improv on Wednesday, April 12th.
Starting point is 00:04:45 Bringing your name tags to that. For all my dates and dates and links, go to DouglasMovies.com. That's DouglasMovies.com. Very nice. The prize bag tonight is not that impressive. not that impressive. I got a sippy cup from a play I saw that you might hear more about later in the show because someone that was in the play
Starting point is 00:05:12 is here tonight. I've said too much. I was on At Midnight and they give you this thing. It's a phone grip and stand that's got the At Midnight at symbol on it. I'll give you that because I got two of them now. So how many phone grips am I going to need?
Starting point is 00:05:29 I'm not one of those multiple phone people. And I'm not going to put grips on my burners. You right? When I'm working the corner, I'm not going to have an at-midnight grip attached to my... I brought a copy of my most recent album, which means it's a couple years old now, called Promotional Tool.
Starting point is 00:05:56 A really big-sized Douglas movie shirt, so that's perfect for anyone who sleeps. If you need something to sleep in. A guitar pick that I got somewhere along the way, probably Austin, Texas. That feels about right. And a Peacemaker pipe that's only been used once. Plus, plus all the stuff brought by my guests this evening. As you can see, just like last night, we've got five chairs on
Starting point is 00:06:26 stage for my guests. Yeah, just for you guys. Please give a big warm welcome to Josh Gondelman, Ron Bennington, Gail Bennington, Aya movies, and comedy on this stage all at once. Did I say radio? Yeah. You did? Oh, Aya, you dropped your backstage pass. We're going to have to throw you out
Starting point is 00:07:19 if you don't affix that to something. Wait, who loves me? Oh, no, that guy can come backstage. That's a shitty idea. Hey, stalker, here's some more access. I like to cultivate my stalkers. Yeah, so come by after the show. I'll be leaving at the front end.
Starting point is 00:07:38 She's going to run out the door at the end. You always threaten to never come back when you do this show. I do. All right. And then I come back when you do this show. I do. And then I come back. There's a potential she might never get to leave. Let's meet everybody individually starting with what I say is more of a newbie
Starting point is 00:07:57 than another newbie on the stage. And for reasons I'll explain in a minute. Josh Gondelman is here for the first time, everybody. Hello. Thank you. Very funny New York City based stand-up comedian.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Thank you. What program was it you just did a set on that I saw? Was it Conan? Conan. There you go. If you're listening to this podcast, pause it for a second and look him up and listen to a little bit of his comedy. Give the guy a chance.
Starting point is 00:08:31 People in this room, you're stacked against me and that's fine. Yeah, you might not think he's funny. You might be like, I don't know. But how are you going to do in the trivia part? Ooh, it's going to be rough. Oh, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:44 All right, well, you gotta start charming these people. Who wants my backstage pass? You can fight the guy who's coming to kidnap I.M. Now, this next guest I'd like to introduce has played a Doug Loves Movies game,
Starting point is 00:09:03 but is on a show that she co-hosts on Sirius XM called Bennington, and it is Gail Bennington, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much for having me. This is my first time on the stage, but I have been out in the audience before. You've seen the show. And actually, the last time I was here, you made me stand up and give a wave to everybody. You waved to everybody. Isn't that fun?
Starting point is 00:09:26 And then you complained that I didn't stand up, but I was. And that really hurt. And they're like, just stand up. And I'm like, I am. I am standing. All right, try to use your microphone voice. Well, that was a yell. I know, but the listeners aren't going to hear shit.
Starting point is 00:09:46 But thank you so much for being here. And how do you feel about competing in this contest of wits tonight against your father? I'm very excited. We've always been very competitive. I thought that maybe we were going to be on teams, family teams. Yeah, this could be a nice family feud type thing, if you want to do it that way. I apologize to that.
Starting point is 00:10:09 To Ron Bennington, everybody! Co-host of Bennington, I like to say it that way, because your daughter's right there. Right, sure. Thank you. Yeah, and then there's a sidekick as well, Chris Stanley. Yes, he's out there.
Starting point is 00:10:28 And he's in the house. Can he stand up and wave? I don't know if he's good at that sort of thing. He's not using the mic. Hey, dude. And we're also the only father-daughter Trump supporters. Yeah. So, uh...
Starting point is 00:10:44 It feels like Ron has listened to the show and learned how to really win over my crowd. Is that a bad thing? There was a guy once who decided it would be a good idea
Starting point is 00:10:54 to quiz my crowd on how many Trump supporters are there here tonight and no one applauded. And he really thought there'd be some. Yes, especially in New York City.
Starting point is 00:11:04 It's always a really conservative town. I choked on that one. That's okay. Yeah, I had trouble swallowing my laughter. So, Ron, how do people listen to the Bennington program? So Ron, how do people listen to the Bennington program? It's weekdays on Sirius XM. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:30 On the Raw Dog. Channel 99. Yeah. And what time does it start on the east coast? Noon in the east. And in the west, I believe, 9 o'clock. That'd be 9 a.m. No, I listen at 9 a.m. And for a comedian, then 9 a.m.,
Starting point is 00:11:45 the beginning of your show, beginning with the beginning of Do the Right Thing, and Samuel L. Jackson saying, you know, wake up, wake up, wake up. It's like always perfect because it's about
Starting point is 00:11:57 the right time of day for me. If you live in New York and you're waking up at noon, you should look into that. But for me, it's a morning show out on the West Coast and I love it. I love listening to you guys.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Thanks, buddy. Gail, when she gets introduced to the beginning show, she always goes, yo. And I love it. Alright, thank you for being here, you guys. Good luck fighting each other this evening. We're going to set up the ring and bring out the gloves in a little bit.
Starting point is 00:12:26 But first, let's say hi to Aya Cash! I'm dancing. Aya Cash and her backstage pass. Not even my husband gets that. Oh, I see what you meant. That's not what I was... That's a great new name for it.
Starting point is 00:12:55 I think Garfunkel Notes might be writing another song soon. But Aya, of course, is on the program You're the Worst on FXXXXX. And the next season, you start shooting it soon, so they'll probably see it a little bit later this year. Yeah, probably this fall. October-ish, maybe. September, October. Seems about right.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Those are the months of fall. Yeah. It's the nicest time of year for You're the Worst. October-ish maybe September, October Those are the months of fall November It's the nicest time of year for You're the Worst Oh isn't the weather great Let's watch You're the Worst And just change this shit And I saw your play You were in a play that just closed here
Starting point is 00:13:38 In New York so it's weird to even talk about it No it's the perfect It's the perfect time to promote a play Because no one can see it, so we can say how amazing it was. It was amazing. It was amazing. I think I know what it was about. I feel like I know what was happening.
Starting point is 00:13:54 But you played a dual role. You played two different parts in it. And the racing around backstage and all that stuff for two different parts, is that... How crazy was that? You know, it's parts. Is that, how crazy was that? You know, it's theater. Not that crazy.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Did you ever, like, run into something and get your head knocked off and have to run to the hospital and have your head put back on? No, no. I had to ride a bicycle on stage, though, badly, which is, I have a few bumps and bruises. You're just too good at it to do it badly? I'm just so talented at riding bikes
Starting point is 00:14:27 that it's very hard for me to pretend. Can I say a funny thing that you say in the play, but that's also sad and scary? Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about. The fence post thing? Oh, yeah. Could you, it's weird to ask you to do this,
Starting point is 00:14:46 but can you say it like you say it in the play? Nothing works like theater on the radio. I say, I fell on a fence post as a child, and it went up in me, and now I can't have children. And I laughed, and everyone else was like, what? No, it's a great theater company. It was Debate Society. And if you haven't ever seen their work, please do.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Awesome. Well, good job. And also joining us, and the two of you are also on the same TV series, but you just met tonight for the first time. Yeah, we just officially met. Yeah, it's Kate Micucci, everybody. Hi, everybody. Hi.
Starting point is 00:15:31 Yeah, it's a show, a Netflix show made by the great Joe Swanberg and it's going to come back for another season? Yep. I think we can say that much. I think we can say that. Oh, shit. I didn't mean to. No, I think that's been announced, right? I think somebody Instagrammed it. Why can't I ever remember what it's called?
Starting point is 00:15:50 It's called Easy. That's why. Holy shit. Random word. Check it out. I mean, I guess it fits for the show. It's a pretty chill show. Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 00:16:03 I really liked it. You know, because they're each anthology episodes, so it's like watching little mini-movies. I really loved watching it. Yeah, and Kate was in one, and I was in two or three. Two episodes. And it's
Starting point is 00:16:17 these characters sort of intertwine with each other, but not completely. And it sounds like a lot of them are going to be back for another season. Yeah. Sounds great. We'll see. going to be back for another season. Yeah. Sounds great. We'll see. It's a mystery at this point. All right.
Starting point is 00:16:28 But if you haven't seen it check it out. I really think it's a great show. All right, cool. And it's on Netflix. Yeah. Did I do an okay job
Starting point is 00:16:37 of saying that? Oh, yes. The first season's probably completely available right now. Yes. Yeah. All eight episodes.
Starting point is 00:16:42 Get ready. You've got to cram for the next season. A lot of story. A lot of story. A lot of story. It's like, are we going to open up a beer place of our own? Maybe. There's more to it than that.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Okay, and you're also I was excited when I found out the news about a week before the movie came out that you were also a voice in Lego Batman. You're also... I was excited when I found out the news about a week before the movie came out that you were also a voice in Lego Batman. You're Clayface. Yeah, it was pretty crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:13 I mean, I really... I had, like, one line and two grunts, maybe. But if you hear a, Hey, Batman, you need some help? That's me. But I got to be Clayface, which is like this character that's like a real iconic character. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:29 And I just was like, me? That's awesome. Okay. Crazy ass villain. Yeah. And Ricky got to be Poison Ivy, which is also a cool thing. Yeah. So Ricky learned home. They were to get together. They are Garfuckle and Oates. Yeah. We actually played here, I can't remember
Starting point is 00:17:46 how many years ago, but it's cool to be back here. Yeah, this is a great place. Yeah. It's cool that you two met because of you. Because of me. You came to one of my shows and met each other. And then all these years later, the three of us
Starting point is 00:18:03 are all villains in a Batman movie because the director is a fan of my podcast and has listened to all of us for years. He's the coolest guy. And he loves comedy, and it worked out great. Who are you again in it? I'm Bane. Which is like, when a guest is on the show and the subject comes up, people, you know, it's not completely known
Starting point is 00:18:33 that I was the voice in that movie. You know, you've got to stay for the end credits to find out. But whenever somebody on the panel mentions the movie, I go, who's your favorite villain? Then the whole audience starts laughing because they know they're probably not going to say Bane. When you went in to record,
Starting point is 00:18:51 did they have you do a lot of gun noises? Like pew, pew, pew, pew, pew? Yes, because there's no gunfire in the movie. Each character that shoots a gun makes that noise. And it was super fun to do it in the recording booth. But most of us don't have guns in the movie. Like Bane doesn't hold a gun makes that noise, and it was super fun to do it in the recording booth, but most of us don't have guns in the movie. Like, Bane doesn't hold a gun in the movie. So it's a complete waste that I went,
Starting point is 00:19:12 pew, pew, pew, pew! You almost had, like, an Italian accent with that pew, pew, pew, pew! I will pew you! Pew, pew, pew, pew. I will pew you. Pew, pew, pew, pew. But yeah, I like, I have to say, it was super fun. Let me reload. Pew.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Stop it. It's going to become, every week this show, every episode, this's going to be me Doing Bane material But yeah that was super neat That we were in there It was so exciting I just couldn't believe it really
Starting point is 00:19:55 And I got a Clayface Lego I have to build it yet The set I love Lego Yeah It really turned you around on it, right? It was a shitty toy until you were in their movie.
Starting point is 00:20:10 No, I always had Lego growing up. I have a Lego train, too. It's very quiet, which I love. I love that it's the quietest of train sets. What is it? Does it go on momentum? How does it not? How does it go around the track without noise? It's just electric, but
Starting point is 00:20:26 it's really quiet. Okay, I might have had one in my dorm room in college. Now I'm getting all hot talking about it. Hey-oh. Nothing like Lego. Alright.
Starting point is 00:20:45 Let's go All right. Let's go down the line and figure out what everybody brought for the prize bag, starting with Mr. Ron Bennington. I brought... This is signed DVD for Big Lebowski. And it's...
Starting point is 00:21:03 It's signed by the son of the man who did Sea Hunt. Oh, okay. That guy. If you remember Sea Hunt, his son was in the Big Lebowski as Jeffrey Lebowski and he signed this for us.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Where did he sign it? I don't know. Somewhere there's a little sticker. See the green thing? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, there it is. Yes. That's cool. Yes, it says,
Starting point is 00:21:33 he just wrote in here, never forget C-Hunt. My dad's show. But he wrote it, strangely enough, just the letter C. Right, so I don't know what that meant. I wish he had just wrote, I hate the fucking Eagles. Gail Bennington, what do you have for us?
Starting point is 00:21:57 I have... Oh, boy. Blue Velvet, signed by Isabella Rossellini. Wow. A DVD. You guys still have DVD players, right? That's still a thing? Everyone has a DVD. signed by Isabella Rossellini. Wow. A DVD. You guys still have DVD players, right? That's still a thing?
Starting point is 00:22:10 Everyone has a DVD player. And she signed it like it's basically a tattoo on Kyle MacLachlan's arm. Yes. Which he should really get. I think that would be good. And she ends it in a smiley face. Her signature. Probably on her bank notes as well.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Aya, what do you got for us? I like to overcompensate. So I bring a lot of little shit. Okay, I did a show called Oh Hello on Broadway. Yeah, that was mine. Which one of the two old men did you play?
Starting point is 00:22:41 My Broadway debut. I was a guest on Oh Hello. And I think they're going to do I think there's like a taping not of me, obviously, because who the fuck am I? But Matthew Broderick, I think, was the guest. And I think that's on HBO.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Oh, it might be eventually. I hope so. I hoped it was a show they recorded. I think they recorded it because it was really funny. Anyway, they give you a little gift bag at the end. So I have my Oh Hello hat. Oh, that is... You guys should fight for that. I have...
Starting point is 00:23:14 There's no joke on this. It's a very sad movie. This is Southern Rites, written and produced by my husband. It's a documentary. Sad. Yeah, I don't really want to go into race relations in the South. That really sells it.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Really makes people want to check it out. A racially charged murder trial in the South and recently integrated proms. That's what it's about. And then... Nothing sad and racially charged has ever happened in the South? No.
Starting point is 00:23:47 And then a weird egg I got in Japan and an empty mint box from You're the Worst that you can keep pot in. Okay, that's it. That's a bunch of great stuff. Do they get the bag also? No fucking way. I love this bag.
Starting point is 00:24:02 You want to hang on to the bag? Yeah. All right, so I'll transfer your stuff to my bag, and then you can keep your weird boob bag. It's got a bunch of boobies on it. Doug loves boobies. Doug, are you still doing side boob Sundays? No, I stopped,
Starting point is 00:24:22 because too many people were like, that's creepy. side boob Sundays? No, I stopped because too many people were like, that's creepy. Sure was fun while it lasted, though.
Starting point is 00:24:31 Josh Gondelman, what do you got for us? I brought, I have a comedy album that came out recently and it's, thank you. Yeah, I,
Starting point is 00:24:38 two people liked it and it's like, that's a sentiment about my general popularity. I haven't charmed you guys yet, but it's on cassette. That's fun. Yeah. That's a sentiment about my general popularity. I haven't charmed you guys yet, but it's on cassette. That's fun. That's super fun.
Starting point is 00:24:49 It's great that obsolete technology is much more beloved in this room than I am so far. But there's also a download card because I know what year it is. It's fun. It's me talking. It's called Physical Whisper
Starting point is 00:25:01 and I pose like Michael Bolton on the front. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Or a magician that thinks someone in the audience is going to say what the trick is. It's still in the hat. Shut up. Shh. Magic. And I really sold this weird egg from Japan short.
Starting point is 00:25:23 It's a keychain. So it's not just a weird egg. It's useful. Hi, Kate. Hey, Doug. What do you got? I went to Katz's Deli before. Oh, is it a sandwich?
Starting point is 00:25:40 No, but it is a bag that says Katz's Deli. Wait, your prize for the prize bag is a bag that says Katz's Deli. Wait, your prize for the prize bag is a bag? This is glorious. And you pulled it out of a different bag. He also really tried to sell me on the business card because there's a calendar on it.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Okay, I'll throw that in there in case somebody doesn't have a phone. A chocolate chip cookie from JetBlue. Oh. And I drew a cartoon and it's a little guy saying to his lady, do you love me as much as Doug loves movies? And she says, nope.
Starting point is 00:26:29 That's awesome. I've got to take a picture of that one. Okay, so all that's going in the prize bag. But before we determine a winner tonight, I just have a question that I'd like to ask all the panelists, starting with Mr. Ron Bennington. What was the last movie you saw? I think the last movie I saw was called
Starting point is 00:26:51 Everybody Wants Some, the last Richard Linklater film. You checked that out on some sort of home format? I did. I saw it on something called Netflix, where everybody else here has a show. I saw it on something called Netflix where everybody else here has a show but I'm still on the radio like it was 1930 Doug?
Starting point is 00:27:16 Did you like that movie? I'm nervous I was just trying hard to think of a great follow up question Did you like it? Yes, I enjoyed it very much. All right, good. It's a nice piece of nostalgia. And it's got far less hazing in it than Dazed and Confused.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yeah, it does. It's a happier movie. Well, you know, Dazed and Confused, that thing, I never understood the paddling, but then I talked to people in certain towns and they did say that some places in Texas that you're allowed to hit the new kids in school with a board.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Even when that movie was supposed to take place, I just couldn't imagine living in a town where children are running down the street and Ben Affleck is chasing them with a paddle. Yes. And he plays insane to me. That should take place in Dorchester. Ben was playing himself again.
Starting point is 00:28:15 It's his most believable role. Yes, it is. Yeah, he really sells it. He really looks like he wants to spank those children. Yeah. All right, Gail Bennington, what was the last movie you saw? Well, Doug, looks like he wants to spank those children. Alright, Gail Bennington, what was the last movie you saw? Well, Doug,
Starting point is 00:28:29 if you asked me that at 4.30pm today, it would be a different answer. But just before I got here, I re-watched the classic The Lost Boys. Which, you know, not only is it the last movie i've seen it's
Starting point is 00:28:48 probably the movie i've seen most in my life so i am like anytime it's on i have to watch it so from your childhood you were into it yes who drew you into it which characters did you like um michael's great i like michael um uh, I actually named my baby doll Michael. So my favorite baby doll was named Michael after Michael from The Lost Boys. I also, I was a big fan of the Corys and still am. You still buy them to this day?
Starting point is 00:29:19 To this day. Do you love how Corey Haim in his bedroom has a crazy sexy Rob Lowe poster on the closet door? Yeah. Subtle. Because his wardrobe didn't give it away. So they just wanted to make sure you knew. His preference.
Starting point is 00:29:40 Yeah, it's one where Rob Lowe's like lifting his shirt up to show his stomach. He's just showing his ass and like really arching. Yeah, really like one where Rob Lowe's, like, lifting his shirt up to show his stomach and holding his... He's just showing his ass and, like, really arching. Yeah, really, like, look at this. And he's like, I'm into comics and Rob Lowe. Yeah. But I think... My brother's a vampire and I want to fuck Rob Lowe. I'm a different kind of vampire.
Starting point is 00:30:04 But yeah, that movie does hold up, I think. It is a great deal of fun. Kiefer Sutherland, always menacing. Jamie Girtz. Right? Sexy Jamie Girtz. Probably the sexiest Jamie Girtz role. And yeah, I just love that roller coaster on the beach.
Starting point is 00:30:22 They give it a fake name, the town. Santa Carla. Yeah, I a fake name, the town. Santa Carla. Yeah, and I think it's in Santa Clara. Or Santa Clarita or something like that. And the sax player. The sax player in that. By the way, I should mention, I was really upset because I watched it on Sundance
Starting point is 00:30:37 and they completely skipped the saxophone scene with Tim Capello. And I was really upset because that's like 90% of the reason I was sticking around. I still believe. What was the last movie
Starting point is 00:30:55 you saw, Aya? I'm so intimidated by you naming all those actors' names already. Yeah, that's whatever movie you saw, you'd get ready
Starting point is 00:31:03 to name all the actors. If it was your husband's documentary, I want to know names. The last movie I saw was Kong, Skull Island. Yes. 3D. Oh. On 42nd Street.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Oh, so there was some yelling at the screen? Yeah, there was some talking. I went with my mother and my uncle who were in town, and I went between shows, and my mom got very huffy at the people next to us. She was like, excuse me, can you please stop talking? And my mother is not that kind of person. My mother is tattooed and fingerless gloves,
Starting point is 00:31:41 and she was yelling at these people. Because it's 42nd Street. Yeah. I think it's a safe zone for just talking shit for an entire movie. I think that's why you go to 42nd. I was kind of like, hey, we're on the last territory. I wish I had seen Get Out there. That would have been amazing. I mean, I'm sure people are yelling Get Out during Kong, you know,
Starting point is 00:32:03 because Kong's got his mouth open real wide. I don't know. And then your mom was like, I'm trying to enjoy Kong Skull Island here. It was really good. Oh, I loved it, yeah. The effects are amazing. Like, the fights between the monsters and stuff are really good. They got the kaiju down just right.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Josh? I watched, I caught the last 25 minutes of The Big Lebowski a couple nights ago. Much to my fiancé's chagrin as I quoted the worst person in the world. But the last movie I watched front to back intentionally was Moana, because I'm about to have nieces.
Starting point is 00:32:40 Yeah, I gotta catch up. Someone's pregnant with twins? No, I'm getting married soon. Oh, you're marrying into nieces. Existing nieces, yeah. I'm inheriting living nieces. Does that need to say that? It's definitely not.
Starting point is 00:32:57 Excuse me, I'm inheriting a living niece. I've got a special place where she's going to stay. I'll jump in on any excuse to do... I almost said Bane gum, Jane gum. All right. Do you have anything else to say about that movie? It was lovely and wholesome. Well, I should say, yeah anything else to say about that movie? it was lovely and wholesome well I should say
Starting point is 00:33:27 yeah anything to say it had a weird chicken in it right? oh yeah yeah yeah it was I was hoping they were going to keep
Starting point is 00:33:34 the chubby little guy but then the chicken came on the boat with her instead oh the pig yeah the pig yeah it was a pig and a chicken
Starting point is 00:33:40 for some reason chicken just steps up and goes on the journey pig's like, fuck it. I'm gonna tap out on this movie. Chicken's not a seafaring beast. No, that's why it was a weird chicken.
Starting point is 00:33:54 It didn't play tic-tac-toe once. What a waste of... No eggs or tic-tac-toe. Stupid chicken. Yeah, worst chicken I've ever seen. I mean, probably not the worst. Kate, the worst chicken I've ever seen. I mean, probably not the worst. Kate, what was the last movie you saw that had a chicken in it? Had a chicken in it?
Starting point is 00:34:10 Mm-hmm. Oh, I want to say Chicken Run. Is that right? Yeah. Did I get the point? Chicken Run starring Mel Gibson. Oh, right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Can you imagine, like, your kids, chicken run, chicken run. You put it in. It says Mel Gibson. Turn it off. You know, he was our speaker at my college graduation. Yeah. That's such a weird reaction. Just based on that reaction, I like how much you all like juice.
Starting point is 00:35:03 I feel very swaddled by this audience. So this was, what was it, like, it was a couple years before the incident? Yeah, because I went to a Catholic school, and he had just done the Jesus movie, and he did a lot of research. That's why they brought him around? Yeah. Because he made that horrible, violent movie? But I think some priests at the school had helped out with the research of the movie or something. Oh, okay. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:24 But a lot of people, once in a while, you know, you're sitting in the graduation and it's boring, and then people are like, freedom! You know, that was... That just kept happening. What was his... I would have totally painted my face blue
Starting point is 00:35:37 to go to that. But what... What... Do you remember any of his advice? No, I don't remember. I think I was zoning out, but he seemed very, I mean, it was, there was nothing I could say that was bad about it. It was really nice and kind of funny with the freedom, you know, being yelled.
Starting point is 00:35:57 But yeah, I don't know. It was before all this stuff happened. Yeah, but he didn't make any kind of impact on you. No, I was zoning out. It's like anything with school I mean I was almost out of there but still it's really hard to pay attention as you graduated did you go I'm getting too old for this shit
Starting point is 00:36:12 I was like I'm taking my Lego train set and running out of here well great work everybody I'm glad that you're all seeing movies. Oh, can I tell you what movie I saw? And liking them. What? That's what we didn't even talk about?
Starting point is 00:36:32 Well, I don't want to take up more time. I'll just tell you real quick. I finally saw The Jerk. That's a good one to knock off if you've never gotten around to it before. It's kind of funny watching it, going, oh, that, oh, and that, and that, oh, I've heard all of this movie. I just...
Starting point is 00:36:48 Out of order. I can't see cans of motor oil without thinking or saying out loud they hate these cans. I can't see a phone book without saying that's the kind of spontaneous publicity that makes people. Like, there's so many touch points
Starting point is 00:37:06 for me in that movie. I saw it so many times as a youngster. But for you now, it was a fun movie to watch? It was great. And also, one of the most famous ukulele songs ever is in it. And I had seen that, the clip of it, but then I was like, oh, to see it in the context
Starting point is 00:37:22 of the movie was really nice. I really like Bernadette peters a whole lot too yeah no she was great like he was dating her at the time yeah he knew what was up oh yeah she's terrific all right you guys thank you for including that thank you for including i almost i almost moved on that That's okay. We were talking about Chicken Run. That would have been... Yeah, and then we talked for a long time about that other thing. So...
Starting point is 00:37:51 See, I've got the answers written down. I don't have to recall shit. And that's why it's time for me to say, Let the games begin! Oh, there's a Moana over there That's a sign Yeah But each of my guests need to go select a name tag
Starting point is 00:38:13 Of a person that they'd like to play for Try to physically get it from them if you can And while you guys do that We're going to do this We'll be back after a brief message Hey you guys There's no ads in going to do this. We'll be back after a brief message. Hey, you guys. There's no ads in this episode.
Starting point is 00:38:51 I just wanted to take a moment to remind you to check out the Doug Loves Movies sp reading the reviews of Doug Loves Minis on the iTunes ratings and reviews page. Please, like the Uber drivers say, give me five stars and leave a little review or a comment or ask me a question because I read all that stuff on doug loves minis plus other stuff happens there uh check it out if you haven't yet or go back to it if you stopped or disregard this message entirely. Back to the show. All right, we're back, and all of my favorites got chosen. Oh, there's some, somebody slid some Dunkin' Donuts up on the stage. Well, let's start with Ron Bennington
Starting point is 00:39:37 and his beautiful portrait of the great Larry David. This is it right here. And it just says... Don't read what's on the back. Well, I just... One part I think I can read. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Can you read the name of it? It's, uh, Kurt, Your Enthusiasm. Oh, okay. He didn't want to ruin the front of the painting by drawing that on there. Right.
Starting point is 00:39:58 It's supposed to be a name tag, though. Yes. Beautiful likeness. It really is. It's accurate. Where's that guy? Where'd you get that thing? I got it online. You got it online? You just were shopping for Larry David
Starting point is 00:40:13 artwork? Really? Yeah. Okay. See the only person who you just look for for paintings of them or other people fascinate you? No, my search history is exclusively Larry David. You only search for Larry David things.
Starting point is 00:40:31 And that's a porn search. That's a porn search that he does. Didn't he have a movie about clearing your search engine or something? Clear History. Clear History, that's right. Good job. Thank you for being here, Kurt. Gail? I am playing for O'Reilly. Where art thou?
Starting point is 00:40:57 This is a person whose last name is O'Reilly? This is O'Reilly. I'm lucky you're there. O-O-O-O'Reilly. O'Reilly. I'm like, you're there. Oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly. O'Reilly Auto Parts. Seems like that might be kind of regional. The room wasn't unanimous on that one. I thought you were starting to freestyle.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Aya, what do you got? I have, well, since my stalker has Kate on his poster, and Kate took that, I have the big Kazubsky? Kazubsky! Yeah, see, I'm not such a fuck-up now, am I? I said it wrong too Alright, but it's a big
Starting point is 00:41:49 Bishemi head This is what I'll hide behind every time I get an answer wrong Are you one of those people, do you go like Alright, Josh. I'm playing for Moana, based on Moana. Do you have any nieces? Because I've got ice cream.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Always. It's melted. It's a pretty name tag. It's got lights around it. It's got my face in there. Great job, Moana. The chicken is in there, by the way. Yep, the chicken made the cut.
Starting point is 00:42:44 Is that the pig that's a cat? You change the pig to a cat? Good casting. Cat's also not a seafaring beast, though. Solid rewrite on Moana. That pig should have been a cat. But it's got a pig face still.
Starting point is 00:43:00 It's like the island of Dr. Moana. Points! Kate, tell us about your delicious name tag. If anyone's wondering who Aya's stalker is, it is La La Landrew. And we're all dancing. Yeah, and he's got Ross Marquand on there in a nice pretty red dress. Ross came by the show last night, so that might have been why he thought he'd be here tonight.
Starting point is 00:43:32 I'm in a green dress. Mark Wahlberg's in a blue dress because Mark comes on the show a lot. Chris Gathers, I don't think he's ever done the show, but I'd love to have him sometime. And then there you are, Kate, in the Emma Stone yellow dress. Yep, just dancing away. It's a good look. Thank you. And then there you are, Kate, in the Emma Stone yellow dress. Yep, just dancing away. Looks good on you. Thank you. And then there's a bunch
Starting point is 00:43:47 of Milky Ways. Or no, there's some Snickers too. So I guess there's just candy in the sky. Yeah. Yeah. It's sweet.
Starting point is 00:44:00 In all Milky Ways it would have made more sense that it's up in the sky. Oh yeah. But whatever. There'll be a snicker constellation someday. If the candy company has any say in it. And somebody threw up some donuts.
Starting point is 00:44:17 So at any point during the show tonight, if someone wins one of the games, then you can take one of the donuts and chuck it into the crowd. I mean, I assume there's donuts in here. Glazed? Glazed. Okay. I don't like a man yelling about glazing. Only glazed? All glazed ones.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Just glazed? So you know ahead. Wow. Okay. That was a joke for four people and they were all here. I'm so sorry. Oh, and shit, what's this that flew up here? It's a bunch of bags that say Residence in Marriott Central Park Courtyard Marriott.
Starting point is 00:45:05 All right. I hope those companies do well. After that amazing plug. Let's play some games. Let's do this. This first game we're going to play, as you all know, I love musicals. So this is called Doug Loves Musicals.
Starting point is 00:45:39 I will name the songs from a movie musical. the songs from a movie musical. It's only movie musicals about cows. Movies. Now I'll say the songs from, in no particular order,
Starting point is 00:46:00 from a movie musical. You guys guess as often as you like into your microphones. First person that names the movie correctly wins the game. I have a feeling this one's going to go fast. I didn't really think this one through. The first song is Oklahoma. Just kidding.
Starting point is 00:46:23 The first song I'm going to mention that's in this movie is The Old Landmark. Stars Point. I knew Ron would be hot with a guest, but that is not right. La La Land. No, they don't have a song called The Old Landmark. You're getting stalker boy.
Starting point is 00:46:42 The Old Landmark. Okay, here's the next one. Jailhouse Rock. Jailhouse Rock. Great guess, Ron. Thanks, Doug. Any other guesses? It's like Blue Hawaii or some Elvis thing
Starting point is 00:47:06 King Creole No Okay, the next song Cry Baby? No That was a nice try Or you're just calling names now It's Elvis-like, so
Starting point is 00:47:21 Okay, the next title is She Caught the Katie. Oh, this is the Blues Brothers. That is correct, Ron Bennington. Theme from Rawhide, Minnie the Moocher. Everybody needs somebody to love. Sweet Home Chicago,
Starting point is 00:47:41 the Blues Brothers. I was watching it on cable yesterday, got inspired, and then when I got here tonight, I was watching it on cable yesterday, got inspired. And then when I got here tonight, I was like, Ron Bennington's going to know this. We took three. So good job, dude. You did it. So that means you get to go first in our next game.
Starting point is 00:47:56 And that game, because you're here, is Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game. Wow. Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game. Let me explain to all the other panelists. I feel like we're starting at a deficit here. No, I think it's a pretty easy premise to
Starting point is 00:48:20 grasp, and then everyone would be equally good at it. It's just named after him. But he has no one-up over us. It was his idea. Doesn't mean he's good at it. I thought of Pinochle and I still have never learned.
Starting point is 00:48:36 That was you? I thought of it. I didn't. So, basically on the site Box Office Mojo is what I use to determine this. I'm going to name an actor and then each of you get a chance at it.
Starting point is 00:48:54 You each get to name one movie. It has to be a different one than someone else named. And that's why getting to go first is going to be beneficial to Ron. But then we will change who goes first each round. We'll go to Gail and then Aya and then Josh and Kate.
Starting point is 00:49:10 We'll play five rounds. If you name a movie that is number three on their list of biggest box office achievements. The first name is Chuck E. Cheese. And we're talking about his achievements. The first name is Chuck E. Cheese
Starting point is 00:49:25 and we're talking about his achievements. It's one point for if it's the third highest two points for second and three points for the first highest. There's no wrong answers.
Starting point is 00:49:40 There's only ones that are not correct. And I'll start with Ron on this first one. Everybody gets a guess. Tell me, Ron, after being adjusted for inflation, what do you think is one of the top three grossing movies in the history of Mr. Michael Cera?
Starting point is 00:50:01 Michael Cera. Oh, jeez. Yes. I will say just knowing his career the way that I do I've got to go with E.T. I think Okay, we're going with E.T.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Everybody went to that movie It's got to be top three going with E.T. Everybody went to that movie. It's got to be top three. You got to figure that if he was in E.T., it would be in his top three. Yeah. All right, Gail, what do you got for me?
Starting point is 00:50:38 I have a good guess. However, I don't know the title. Oh, boy. So instead of working that one out and then possibly giving someone else points, I will just say Juno. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Which was my second choice. That seems like a much easier title than whatever else it was you were thinking of. Aya, what's a Michael Cera movie? I was in the same boat. I was like, I can name the people involved, but it came to me super bad. Oh, super bad. That's what I was going to say boat. I was like, I can name the people involved, but it came to me. Super bad. Oh, super bad.
Starting point is 00:51:06 That's what I was going to say. Interesting. Josh? There is like a 50-50 chance I'm going to name a Jesse Eisenberg movie. It is down to the wire, but I'm going to say Scott Pilgrim versus The World.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Yes, you are. Good Josh. Thank you. Kate? I mean, that's, well, I was going to say, yep. What's left, right? I know, there's so many, and now I feel like I don't know, but I'll just say one I can think of,
Starting point is 00:51:41 and it's not the right answer, or should I just? Just say one that's got Michael Cera in it. This is the end. Okay. He's terrific in that. That counts. Okay, cool. All right.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Let's break it down. Coming in at number three for Mr. Michael Cera. Just pull it for him. If Ron gets this The fix is truly in I was looking down when everybody laughed I was like what am I saying wrong now Did I just say coming in
Starting point is 00:52:13 Number three for John Cena What did I fuck up now Number three Superman One point for Aya What did I fuck up now? Number three, Superman. One point for Aya. And then coming in at number two, he's one of our co-stars, Kate.
Starting point is 00:52:35 It's the Lego Batman movie. Yeah. But hey, good job on being in a movie that did so well. Right? And then number one is Juno! Yay! Three points for Gail. That was lucky.
Starting point is 00:52:52 See, sometimes... Yeah. I want to know what the one was a complicated title. Oh, Scott Pilgrim vs. World was too complicated? I was going to say, like, there's video games and the guy's in it and there's a girl and... All right. Scottie Pippin
Starting point is 00:53:05 versus the world. Alright. Everybody's still in this but we're going to start with Gail and we need you to pick one of the films of Miss Rosario Dawson. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Okay. I have a thought. And it is a movie. Should I just start working it out? That doesn't count, right? Yeah, you just don't want to give everyone else too many clues in case you don't come up with the right name eventually.
Starting point is 00:53:41 I'm going to go with Sin City. Okay. She was in that one. What would you like to pick, Aya? I don't know. Since Juno won last time, I'm going to go real early and go Kids.
Starting point is 00:54:00 She did have the kid in Juno. Unexpected indie hit. Yeah. Okay. Joshy? I'm really out to sea on this one. I'm like a chicken on a raft.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Well, let me help you out. She was in Unstoppable. She was in Rent. Neither of those made enough money to be in her top three. No, that didn't do it either. Gosh, I'm...
Starting point is 00:54:35 I mean, this sounds silly, but I'm going to go... I can't believe you guys haven't said it yet. I'm going to go with E.T. Oh, okay. I like that. It's just a good safety answer. I used to think it was that. It's just a good safety answer. I used to think it was more, you'd have a better chance with JFK because it's got so many people in it,
Starting point is 00:54:50 but E.T. could work. Elliot. She was so good. Yeah, that was her. Kate, do you have a Rosario Dawson movie? I'm going to go with the Lego Batman movie. Mario Dawson movie? I'm going to go with the Lego Batman movie.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Alright, Ron Bennington. I believe The children are our future? Yes. Some of them are. Some of them won't make it. Sad. Some of the children will die. They will be the opposite of our future.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yes. They will be absent. This is the Trump years. We're not all going to make it, folks. I'm going to say Sin City 2. Oh, okay. I think there's a subtitle. I've got this.
Starting point is 00:55:52 Sin City 2, Sinning at the Edge of the World. I like it. I like it. Bonus points. Yes. You come up with a better title, I will give it to you.
Starting point is 00:56:06 All right, so for Rosario Dawson, coming in at number three... Eagle Eye! Ah. Remember that one? Nope. I believe a young Shia LaBeouf might have been in that. Alright, coming in at number two... Great job, Kate.
Starting point is 00:56:26 The Lego Batman movie. Two points for Kate. And then Rosario Dawson's number one. It's a shocker. Men in Black 2. Men in Black at the edge of the world. Yes, Blacker. Blacker at the edge of the world. Yes, blacker.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Blacker at the end of the world. All right, Gail has three. Kate has two. Aya has one. And Ron and Josh could still do this. Good. Could still make this happen. The actor you have to start with,
Starting point is 00:57:05 Aya, is Adam Devine. Wow, that's a toss-up, but I'm sensing something here. So I'm going to say the Lego Batman movie. Okay, all right. If that's how you want to play it, that's fine. I have other ideas if we do a second round. Josh? Pitch perfect.
Starting point is 00:57:30 Okay. Kate? Is he in pitch perfect too? Thanks, audience. I like to say. And not at this point. Ron? I'm just hoping there's a Pitch Perfect 3.
Starting point is 00:57:56 They're making it. Coming soon. Gail? Adam Divine. Son of Divine. So so I'm gonna go with Hairspray 2 the remake I didn't know Divine had a son
Starting point is 00:58:16 or that Divine was Divine's last name let's wrap it up with coming in at number three, the original Pitch Perfect. So Josh is on the board with a point. And then number two for Mr. Adam Devine, the Lego Batman movie. So that's two more points for Aya.
Starting point is 00:58:47 And then coming in at number one, Pitch Perfect 2! So Kate now has five points. I just like when anybody wins. You're a real team player. I know, which sucks because this is an individual game. Alright, Josh,
Starting point is 00:59:12 you get to go first in this next one. Hell yeah. The films of Zach Galifianakis. Okay, so there's some gamesmanship afoot here. Because which Hangover made the most money? Okay, here's my thought process.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Can I suss it out? Hangover 1, giant movie. Everyone's like, that's great. Hangover 2, everybody went because they're like, love the Hangover. Gonna go see Hangover 2. Then Hangover 3 came out and we're like, we're on to you, The Hangovers. No thanks. So Hangover 2, that's what I'm going to use.
Starting point is 00:59:52 Okay. Kate? Hangover 1. Which is the title. Just The Hangover. Kate Rahn. Okay, Ron. Hangover 3. Pretty sure.
Starting point is 01:00:11 Pretty sure I got this one. They made a fourth one, right? No, Gail, they did not. Do you have anything else? For Zach? What else? Who else could he have been in? I mean, I have a feeling
Starting point is 01:00:30 that he was in Lego Batman. There it is. I guess you're just left with like due date? Between two burns when Obama was there. Oh, that's a good answer. That's a very good answer.
Starting point is 01:00:56 All right, this is exciting, you guys. The scores are really coming together for four of the players. coming together for four of the players. Because coming in at number three for Zach Galifianakis, the Lego Batman movie. Which puts Gale up to four points. And then coming in at number two,
Starting point is 01:01:25 The Hangover Part Two. So that gives Josh two more points. And I liked your thought. I liked the way you sussed it. I got too cute with it. This is a power game. But that first one is the one, the number one, The Hangover. I am in the right seat.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Alright, so... The John Stockton of this game. Wow. The John Stockton of this game. I don't get it. of this game. I don't get it. Just kind of a white guy who never won anything. Whoa!
Starting point is 01:02:13 I'm from Utah! Alright, this is the last round. We've got a tiebreaker ready to go if anyone manages to... No, that's not going to happen. But we will start with Kate.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Rafe Fiennes. The English patient? Is he in that? Yes He is in that Ron I believe Ralph Fiennes Was in
Starting point is 01:02:59 The third Hannibal movie Red Dragon? Yes. Red Dragon? Yes, Red Dragon. Exactly. Okay. Gale? I mean, I really loved his work in Lego Batman. Aria?
Starting point is 01:03:19 Fuck. I also loved his work in Lego Batman. I mean, he's really the actor whose name should not be spoken when you think about it Harry Potter Full title Oh god Harry Potter and his sorcery is real cool.
Starting point is 01:03:47 I'd give it to her. That's close. Okay, Josh? See, I always get my finds... Sorcerer's Stone? Shit, I don't know. Yeah, okay, Sorcerer's Stone. I always get my findses confused.
Starting point is 01:04:01 So I'm going to say, I do. And I'm going to say, this do. And I'm going to say this is either close or not at all. Schindler's List. Yeah, he's in that. But you get him and Joseph mixed up? Yeah. Okay. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:04:20 Alright. Coming in at number three for Ray Fiennes. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I said that. Coming in at number two, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Starting point is 01:04:36 And coming in at number one, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. I said those. I get points for all of them, right? This game was entirely designed to fuck over who would say Lego Batman for Ralph Fiennes.
Starting point is 01:04:53 It works for you once. You are like Bane. I didn't know who it would be. Hey, Batman. I treat all the citizens equally. Thank you. Yeah, so that means Kate ran away with it. Kate's our winner.
Starting point is 01:05:13 That is only... Okay, what am I supposed to do? Throw a donut? Yeah, just throw it in the crowd. Look out. Here we go. I was terrible at softball. Oh, that was nice.
Starting point is 01:05:25 Back row. Wow. That was fun. Let's measure that. Ron, I forgot to let you throw one. Do you want to throw one? No, that's... It gets your hands all sticky, that's for sure.
Starting point is 01:05:37 No, that's fine. Clayface over here, she's used to being sticky. Yeah. Do you want to eat, Ron? Oh, Aya wants to throw one? No, I want to eat one. Okay. You've got to get through this thing.
Starting point is 01:05:51 It's quite a long trip. We've got one more game to play. Eat one, throw one. Eat one, throw one. Eat one, throw one. You know the rules. Great motto. What a wise philosophy.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Can I get a t-shirt that says that? Eat half, throw half? Someone's going to clone you now. And it might be La La Landry. It was like watching you in a war movie and you had a grenade. Blazing Private Ryan. Are you doing okay? Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:43 That one came in hot. Spicy donut. Do you need a spit bucket? I've seen the floor of the Gramercy after they pull all the chairs away and I can't believe you guys eat them off of the floor. But good for you. Strong New Yorkers.
Starting point is 01:07:06 You can handle that shit. All right. This is a game called Last Man Stanton. May I indulge this nice Gramercy Theater to possibly bring me another Tito's and soda. And does anybody else need a drink? Is everybody good?
Starting point is 01:07:29 I could use a little water. Alright, can we get some water for Aya? And everyone else is good. Jesus, last night everyone was up here getting shit-faced. Tonight it's just me. It's like an AA meeting
Starting point is 01:07:45 up here tonight. Can't drink an Isis. So we're going to, this game is where we list off movies that would trigger an alcoholic. Cocktail! Leaving Las Vegas!
Starting point is 01:08:08 And, no, we're going to take turns naming the movies that an actor or actress that is a pre-selected audience member is going to tell us the name of someone for us to play in this game. Hopefully someone with a lot of credits who we haven't played before, or at least not too many times.
Starting point is 01:08:23 I like to play along on this one, but I can't win amongst all of you. Whoever lasts the longest is our winner. And you get one lifeline tonight. At one time, you can go to the person whose name tag you chose for assistance. Oh, and here are the drinks. And Andrew can prove his love for me by giving the wrong answer. prove his love for me by giving the wrong answer. Don't do it, Andrew. Well, that's why I suggest going to them early, even if you think you know a few.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Sometimes you want to get theirs out of the way because they may not know any when you get to the end. Right? I don't know. It's all dumb luck. Where is... Jesus! I don't know it's all dumb luck where is Jesus just got real all of a sudden yeah cause you know
Starting point is 01:09:13 you're either gonna know a bunch of films of this actor or you're not and you just gotta do your best hey man you eat some you throw some true it's very true It's very true. Somebody should open a subpar donut shop and call them throw nuts. And just get them and toss them at people
Starting point is 01:09:34 they think they're going to get a treat and it's fucking day old. Or how long do these Dunkin's take to go bad? They're probably good forever, right? How many? Three days? All right, I'm going to hang on to one and test that theory.
Starting point is 01:09:51 And eat that fucker in three days. All right, so where is the person on Twitter that goes by the underscore jut? J-U-T. Front row. Always the most enthusiastic people reaching
Starting point is 01:10:05 out to me on Twitter. What's your name, dude? Justin? That's why you're called the Jut on the Twitter? It's your nickname. You're nicknamed by somebody who couldn't handle saying Justin. Your brother when he was little.
Starting point is 01:10:23 I get it. My nieces called me Uncle Dunk until they were 32. What do your nieces call you? Oh, they don't know about me yet. All right, Josh gets to throw a donut. Wait, hold on. Should I bite it and throw it eye style?
Starting point is 01:10:57 Mazel tov. All right, here we go. What name do you have for us, Judd? Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake Gyllenhaal. This is going to go quick. Kate won that last game, so she gets to go first. Then we'll reverse the order.
Starting point is 01:11:23 We'll go to Josh next after her. What do you got for the films of Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal? I mentioned one just very recently. Very briefly ago. October Sky? Yes. Going back to the beginning. October Sky.
Starting point is 01:11:42 Yes. Going back to the beginning. Josh. Brokeback Mountain. Donnie Darko. Aya says Donnie Darko. Cult classic. Shh.
Starting point is 01:12:09 I know you're just all repeating the word classic, but I still don't want any answers to slip out of your holes. Aya? I just went, sweetie. Unless you have a follow-up. Name ten people that were in Dami Darko. Go. Drew Barrymore, Patrick Swayze. Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Start from the smallest parts. Gail? Nocturnal Animals. Ooh, nice one. Recent. Or as Adam Levine calls it, Nocturnal Animals, Mals, Mals. Ron? This film that celebrates our victory over Iraq in Desert Storm.
Starting point is 01:13:01 1990, I believe, too. Jarhead. Jarhead, that's right very good since I said it earlier might as well just get it out of the way the young man starred in Bubble Boy
Starting point is 01:13:17 Kate I would like to go out to my lifeline, please. Nice. It's a good time for it, I think. Light? Life. Life. Life.
Starting point is 01:13:32 In theaters now. Hot off the presses. Life. I see what's up. Cool. Josh. Oh. I will say
Starting point is 01:13:45 I said Brokeback Mountain last time so Nightcrawler yeah he's damn good in that one I think he's going to be in the movie of Sunday in the Park with George does that count he's doing it on Broadway currently
Starting point is 01:14:04 they're going to make a movie of that. Can I use my lifeline? He can really sing, too. Yeah, you saw it? No, but I saw the video of him singing and I want to go see it. Yeah, right? I might check that out this week. I was going to say Nightcrawler, so I need a lifeline.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Okay. Demolition. Yeah, Demolition. Yeah, I have not seen that. I like it. If you've run into it on cable, check it out. There's a lot of scenes of him smashing shit up with hammers and stuff. I remember Demolition Man. Starring Sandra Bullock.
Starting point is 01:14:41 I'm going to start throwing people out of here. Gail? I love a good boxing movie, so I'm going Southpaw. Southpaw. Southpaw. Oh, my goodness. Doug, even though I see my guy
Starting point is 01:15:01 going to his phone, I got to say going to his phone. I gotta say, I respect that. I'm gonna go to Jake Gyllenhaal's first film and his best film, City Slickers, where he played the son of Mr. Bill Crystal. William Crystal.
Starting point is 01:15:24 That's the first City Slickers? Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Okay. I'll take it. He bought it. Oh, shit. I'll take it he bought it um oh shit
Starting point is 01:15:48 he played a dude who got it on with a married Jennifer Aniston and the good girl yes in The Good Girl. Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:12 Kate? I may be completely wrong, but I'm just going to go for it. Yes. The Iron Giant? Wrong. Damn. Sorry, Andrew.
Starting point is 01:16:24 He wasn't the boy? No. What? What boy? Wasn't there a boy? Oh, the voice of the boy in the Iron Giant? I think they got a real boy. Oh.
Starting point is 01:16:37 Yeah, that would make sense. Picked him up at the same place where Josh got his nieces. That totally makes sense. You see any good boys looking for a giant? Uncle Moana's weird. Yeah, I don't
Starting point is 01:16:54 remember what this bit is anymore. I just know I'm a creep in it. I don't think the listeners will know who's doing that voice. Could be any of these ladies. You got an answer? I do.
Starting point is 01:17:11 I think Prince of Persia? Yes! Somebody's yelling out something. Oh, yeah, there's probably more to it. Full title? Yeah. Prince of Persia, it's based on a video game, yeah, there's probably more to it. Full title? Yeah. Prince of Persia, it's based on a video game, so no one saw it. I think it's his rank amongst the criminal community.
Starting point is 01:17:38 Is that the right way to describe it? Prince of Thieves or something? No, maybe not that. That's Aladdin, right? I want to help you so badly. I didn't know there were more words to it than that, but maybe there are. Prince of Persia.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Okay, so now I've got to find the subtitle. Oh, I can ask, you got this, Anna? Oh, you can go on your lifeline for this? Hit me. Prince of Persia, Sands of Time. Wow. I hope you looked that up. I never want to come up with that.
Starting point is 01:18:08 Be embarrassed if you didn't. I thought it was Prince of Persia's sweet, sweet abs, dude. All right, so we're back to Aya. Have you used your lifeline? Yeah, no, but I think I got this. Okay, good. Lego Batman. No, he's not in that.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Oh, it'd be so good if he was. Right? It would've been perfect. Yeah. All right. Gail? I still have a lifeline. Yeah, you do.
Starting point is 01:18:44 O'Reilly. Oh. Did you hear that? I didn't hear that. He said Everest. Everest. Everest. That's right.
Starting point is 01:18:54 Thank you, O'Reilly. Your lifeline picked the... Yes. Jutt. This Jutt picture is O'Reilly. Jutt is O'Reilly. Yeah, isn't that great when that works out that way?
Starting point is 01:19:05 A true fan has really been rewarded for his... I love that you guys are like, teacher, you forgot to give homework. I was hoping, like the whole time, when I saw him, I was like, oh shit, I'm in. I'm in. I just dropped a mug that said Jot
Starting point is 01:19:18 and then looked at a poster that said O'Reilly and I was like, fuck, Jot is O'Reilly. And like that, he was gone. Alright, Ron, how you doing down there? You're out already, right? No, no, no. I'm leaning towards City Slickers 2, the
Starting point is 01:19:40 search for Curly's gold, but I'm not sure if Mr. Gyllenhaal or his sister Maggie is in that. So I'm going to go to Kurt, my man, my lifeline,
Starting point is 01:19:57 the guy with the phone. What have you dug up, dude? Zodiac. Oh, yes. Zodiac. The search for Curly's gold. They never found that gold. No, they never found it.
Starting point is 01:20:18 They think he died from a heart attack. He left all those clues. Yes. Not too soon before or after the motion picture The Good Girl, Jake Gyllenhaal played a young man who
Starting point is 01:20:35 has an affair with an older married woman in an ocean picture. It's like he plays the same part in two different movies. It's crazy. It's called Lovely and Amazing. Slow build. My answer apparently wasn't
Starting point is 01:20:54 lovely or amazing to this audience, but it's just the truth. Kate, you're out. Yep. Josh? I'm about to be out. Okay. Unless Go out swinging. We all forgot that he was in
Starting point is 01:21:09 The Hurt Walker. Was he? No. No. Unless we all forgot. I love your love of saying yeah. Alright, thanks Josh for trying Thank you
Starting point is 01:21:26 Aya? I'm out, I'm very out It's down to Gail and Ron It is I didn't mean it to be this ugly Yes, and Jutt I've already used the O'Reilly factor Yeah So you gotta pull something else out I've already used the O'Reilly factor yeah
Starting point is 01:21:45 so you gotta pull something else out because Ron was the last one to say a correct answer I'm gonna go Zodiac 2 Still Searchin' still searchin' I would watch that I would totally check that out
Starting point is 01:22:04 do you have another one Ron just to rub it in yes I do I would watch that. I would totally check that out. Do you have another one, Ron, just to rub it in? Yes, I do. It's when Jake Gyllenhaal played a shy but horny young secretary who loved to be spanked. Secretary, ladies and gentlemen. That's right. He also played Batman's love interest in The Dark Knight.
Starting point is 01:22:35 What? His greatest role of all time, also being Maggie Gyllenhaal. He really pulled a fast one on us. And Peter Sarsgaard. And a couple slow ones on him. Sweet. All right.
Starting point is 01:22:54 Ron Bennington is our winner! Thank you. Ron, if you don't want to throw the donut, we could have Gail throw the donut, whatever you'd like. Here's what I'd like to do, because I happen to be really great at skipping rocks. And if everybody could just put their hands
Starting point is 01:23:16 on top of their heads. Oh, I like that. Let's treat it like our own. Hands on top of their heads and see if I can't skip this. Skip it across. I love it. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Oh! Right in the drink. Drain and clean that pond. You skip some, you drink some. Yes. Alright, so you were playing for Kurt, right, Ron?
Starting point is 01:23:43 Kurt. Come get your prizes, Kurt. Ron? Kurt. For my guy Kurt over there. Come get your prizes, Kurt. Kurt, come get everything. You deserve it. Come on up here. Just having that Larry David portrait Does that just open a lot of doors for you? All these stupid Marriott bags
Starting point is 01:24:18 You brought a bunch of them one other time before, right? Who's the Marriott bag guy? Yeah Thanks time before, right? Who's the Marriott bag guy? Yeah. Thanks. I was like, hopefully tonight when I go out after the show, I'll have lots of bags to carry around. No, it's very nice.
Starting point is 01:24:38 Do they contain gift cards so that we can stay at Marriott? No, just a bag. Yeah, just a bag for future prize bags, which I do appreciate because a lot of times I just bring it in a shitty laundry bag.
Starting point is 01:24:51 But my guests always bring such nice bags to put inside the bags that it always works out. Eat one, throw one. Eat one, throw one. They say imitation is the sincerest form
Starting point is 01:25:04 of flattery. But that's exactly what you sound like, dude. Kate McEwchie! Kate McEwchie! What do you got going on? What's going on? Why are you in New York? Any particular reason?
Starting point is 01:25:22 Just to see some Broadway. Oh, I love it. Yeah. What are you going to see? I'm going to go see Waitress starring Sara Bareilles and Dear Evan Hansen and then maybe Sunday in the Park with George or maybe Groundhog Day. I'm not sure. So many options. What about Hello
Starting point is 01:25:37 Dolly? Is that already going? It's got Bette Midler. It's like $2.50 a ticket. It's okay. It's worth it. It's Bette Midler and Go to the $2.50 a ticket. It's okay. It's worth it. It's Bette Midler and... Go to the what? The Public? Go to the Public. The Public is not Broadway theater.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Are you guys in a showdown right now? My brother used to work... You're in a prop shop at the Public? You know my brother? And did you make name tags? Yes! Let's see them. Prop shop.
Starting point is 01:26:04 They used to work with my brother. They better be good. He used to work with me. This is too much. Yeah, you take it back now, don't you? Oh, it is kind of cool. It's like an airplane safety card, but for the movie Airplane. We're usually well better equipped.
Starting point is 01:26:20 Yeah, okay, that's all right. You're probably also usually less drunk. We're all better equipped. That's what I do. I get drunk at my shows. That way I can spot the others. Can find my people. But anything to plug, Kate?
Starting point is 01:26:41 I'm in a movie coming out this summer called The Little Hours. I don't know the exact date, but it's John C. Reilly. Are you the title character? The Little. It's a really cool cast, and I get to play a nun. And it's John C. Reilly plays our priest, and Molly Shannon is in it, and Aubrey Plaza, Davey Franco. Is anybody good in it?
Starting point is 01:27:01 I don't know. Holy shit. That sounds awesome. It's going to be really fun. Is there a release date? I don't know. Holy shit. That sounds awesome. It's going to be really fun. Is there a release date? I don't know. Summertime. Okay.
Starting point is 01:27:12 What year? 2017. Okay. Josh Gondelman. Thanks for having me, Doug. It was a real pleasure. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being here.
Starting point is 01:27:30 How did they get that on there? Oh, I get it. That's like a late entry shithead. They augmented it? Yeah, they listened to what we were saying and then made their shithead. Pretty clever. Pretty clever, Moana. All right, what do you got to plug, Josh?
Starting point is 01:27:43 Oh, gosh. I guess watch last week tonight with John Oliver I'm just an enjoyer I ride right for the show just like a show I've been enjoying that show's amazing oh thank you and I do stand up around the city so if you are in New York City
Starting point is 01:28:04 go see him at the Comedy Cellar places like that very cool thanks a lot dude the stand go see him at the stand you can come see me at the stand what's that? I said come see me
Starting point is 01:28:18 oh he wants you to play there sure why do you live upstairs from it? Are you the props person? It's just, is it convenient for you, that club? Oh, you work there. All right. Hey, if everybody in the audience
Starting point is 01:28:34 could just yell out where you work, let's get this over with. Well, I'll try to come by every one of your places of business. Everybody plug something. Aya Cash, next season of You're the Worst sometime in the fall. Anything
Starting point is 01:28:51 else you want us to... Do you want to mention your husband's documentary again? I realized I didn't even say the name, which is sort of the point of a podcast. The last right? Southern Right. Southern Right. Yes. It was on HBO. It may still be, but you can watch it who did you point to?
Starting point is 01:29:09 the guy who won oh he's got a copy of it why don't you just be the distributor of this film and make sure everyone you've ever met sees it I think it's still on HBO and I also like Last Week Tonight
Starting point is 01:29:26 because that's about all I got to plug too. Very good. It's just comforting that John Oliver is willing to yell about Trump for 30 minutes once a week. I like it. Gail Bennington. Thank you so much for having me.
Starting point is 01:29:43 Great job tonight. What do you... Just tell us when people can hear your show Or if you have any live things coming up I know you guys do lots of fun live shows Yes, we're going to actually be At the Moon Tower Comedy Festival in Austin Nice So we're going to be doing our show Comedy 101
Starting point is 01:30:00 Out there And come check us out That sounds awesome. That's a fun place to do that. Ron, do you want to just say the same thing? No, I'll be appearing at the stand. Can't wait.
Starting point is 01:30:17 Always one-upping me back and forth. What does that say? What kind of train? Path train? Okay, okay, settle down. I guess I haven't been watching enough New York One while I'm here. One more time, everybody, for all of my terrific guests. Ron Bennington, Gail Bennington, Aya Cash, Josh Gondelman, and Kate Micucci.
Starting point is 01:30:52 As always, Mitch McConnell is a shithead. Emile Hirsch is a shithead. Ben Affleck with a paddle is a shithead I saved it because I feel like this would get the biggest reaction The guy who threw up on the path train Friday night is a shithead Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you.
Starting point is 01:31:29 Because Doug loves movies.

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