Doug Loves Movies - Kate Micucci, Aya Cash, Josh Gondelman, Ron Bennington and Gail Bennington guest
Episode Date: April 4, 2017In another show from the Gramercy Theatre in NYC, Doug welcomes Kate Micucci, Aya Cash, Josh Gondelman, Ron Bennington and Gail Bennington to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...m/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, sweet and baby sticky seeds
With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is I Love Movies. This is I Love Movies.
Coming to you once again from the Gramercy Theater in New York City.
Where rats eat the crickets.
This is night two of our stand here,
and I'm just wondering if there's any chance at all that the name tags will be even better tonight than they were last night.
And the answer is, oh, sweet Lord, yes.
Look at these name tags.
So many big ones, so many people sitting in an unfortunate seat
behind a gigantic name tag.
If we could get the house lights up just a little bit
so I can see these
with my shitty eyes.
We got Rob 8.
You used to be Les Miserables.
Right?
Yeah, now you changed it up
to Rob BB8.
Good job, dude. You've got a BB8 in your head
like BB8 is some sort of helmet.
I like it.
We got...
What's this?
Kazam?
Kazamtha?
What is it?
Kazamua?
What's your name?
Oh, okay.
What's your name?
Oh, okay.
You put a name I can't say into the word kazam.
Good job.
Kazamia.
Close?
What's that weird puppet thing over there?
Oh, you're holding
a Totoro doll. I thought
it matched your sleeve so it looked like it was a
full-arm sock
puppet.
A full-arm
sock puppet.
La La Landru, and there's lots of
candy on there, just like there
is out in Los Angeles.
There's a lot of candy.
I love just the angry
Larry David portrait
being held up over there.
I think you might be at the wrong
podcast.
But
I like it.
If donuts make their way
to the stage, I would like that to be a target.
If you don't mind
getting chocolate all over Larry's face.
Oh, there are donuts, so
good luck to you.
Why does it say
Loban instead of Logan? Because your name's
Ben? Okay.
I hope all your
friends call you Loban from now on.
Oh shit, here comes Loban.
Big trouble in Little Richard. friends call you Loban from now on. Oh shit, here comes Loban. Big Trouble
and Little Richard.
And there's a giant
Little Richard hovering over
me as Jack Burton.
And I believe that is still
Kim Cattrall as the girl in that movie.
That's a good one. I bet you that one's
going to get picked. And then there's a giant
Steve Buscemi head.
It says the big Kazinsky
Kazubsky?
Kazubsky? Pardon me.
Pardon me, Kazubsky.
Nata
Amelie. I like that one over there.
Anyway, lots of great ones for my guests to choose from.
Thank you for bringing them.
Moana, because your name's Anna?
Anna. Okay, Moana.
Oh, we have fun.
Doug Pluggs, I'm going to be appearing on SiriusXM shows all this week and seeing a New York theater.
shows all this week and seeing a New York theater.
I'll be back in Los Angeles for
Douglas movies at Meltdown
Comics this Sunday, April
9th at 4.20. And then we're doing
three at Meltdown Comics
that week. We're doing Tuesday, April
11th at 9pm and Saturday, April 15th
at 4.20. And
also I'm doing stand-up
at the San Jose Improv on
Wednesday, April 12th.
Bringing your name tags to that.
For all my dates and dates and links, go to DouglasMovies.com.
That's DouglasMovies.com.
Very nice.
The prize bag tonight is not that impressive.
not that impressive.
I got a sippy cup from a play I saw that you might hear more about
later in the show because someone that was in the play
is here tonight. I've said too much.
I was on
At Midnight and they give you this thing.
It's a phone grip and stand
that's got the At Midnight
at symbol on it.
I'll give you that because I got two of them now.
So how many phone grips am I going to need?
I'm not one of those multiple phone people.
And I'm not going to put grips on my burners.
You right?
When I'm working the corner,
I'm not going to have an at-midnight grip attached to my...
I brought a copy of my most recent album,
which means it's a couple years old now,
called Promotional Tool.
A really big-sized Douglas movie shirt,
so that's perfect for anyone who sleeps.
If you need something to sleep in.
A guitar pick that I got somewhere along the way, probably Austin, Texas.
That feels about right.
And a Peacemaker pipe that's only been used once.
Plus, plus all the stuff brought by my guests this evening.
As you can see, just like last night, we've got five chairs on
stage for my guests. Yeah, just for you guys. Please give a big warm welcome to Josh Gondelman,
Ron Bennington, Gail Bennington, Aya movies, and comedy
on this stage all at once.
Did I say radio?
Yeah.
You did?
Oh, Aya, you dropped your backstage pass.
We're going to have to throw you out
if you don't affix that to something.
Wait, who loves me?
Oh, no, that guy can come backstage.
That's a shitty idea.
Hey, stalker, here's some more access.
I like to cultivate my stalkers.
Yeah, so come by after the show.
I'll be leaving at the front end.
She's going to run out the door at the end.
You always threaten to never come back
when you do this show.
I do. All right. And then I come back when you do this show. I do.
And then I come back.
There's a potential she might never get to leave.
Let's meet everybody individually starting with what I say
is more of a newbie
than another newbie on the stage.
And for reasons I'll explain in a minute.
Josh Gondelman is here
for the first time, everybody.
Hello.
Thank you.
Very funny New York City
based stand-up comedian.
Thank you.
What program was it
you just did a set on that I saw?
Was it Conan? Conan.
There you go.
If you're listening to this podcast, pause it for a second and look him up
and listen to a little bit of his comedy.
Give the guy a chance.
People in this room, you're stacked against me
and that's fine.
Yeah, you might not think he's funny.
You might be like, I don't know.
But how are you going to do in the trivia part?
Ooh, it's going to be rough.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
All right, well, you gotta start charming
these people.
Who wants my backstage pass?
You can fight
the guy who's coming to kidnap I.M.
Now, this next guest
I'd like to introduce has played
a Doug Loves Movies game,
but is on a show that she co-hosts
on Sirius XM called Bennington, and it is Gail Bennington, everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for having me.
This is my first time on the stage, but I have been out in the audience before.
You've seen the show.
And actually, the last time I was here, you made me stand up and give a wave to everybody.
You waved to everybody. Isn't that fun?
And then you complained that I didn't stand up, but I was.
And that really hurt.
And they're like, just stand up.
And I'm like, I am.
I am standing.
All right, try to use your microphone voice.
Well, that was a yell.
I know, but the listeners aren't going to hear shit.
But thank you so much for being here.
And how do you feel about competing in this contest of wits tonight against your father?
I'm very excited.
We've always been very competitive.
I thought that maybe we were going to be on teams, family teams.
Yeah, this could be a nice family feud type thing,
if you want to do it that way.
I apologize to that.
To Ron Bennington, everybody!
Co-host of Bennington, I like to say it that way,
because your daughter's right there.
Right, sure.
Thank you.
Yeah, and then there's a sidekick as well,
Chris Stanley.
Yes, he's out there.
And he's in the house.
Can he stand up and wave?
I don't know if he's good at that sort of thing.
He's not using the mic.
Hey, dude.
And we're also the only father-daughter Trump supporters.
Yeah.
So, uh...
It feels like Ron
has listened to the show
and learned how to really
win over my crowd.
Is that a bad thing?
There was a guy once
who decided
it would be a good idea
to quiz my crowd on
how many Trump supporters
are there here tonight
and no one applauded.
And he really thought
there'd be some.
Yes, especially
in New York City.
It's always a really conservative town.
I choked on that one.
That's okay.
Yeah, I had trouble swallowing my laughter.
So, Ron, how do people listen to the Bennington program?
So Ron, how do people listen to the Bennington program?
It's weekdays on Sirius XM.
Yes.
On the Raw Dog.
Channel 99.
Yeah.
And what time does it start on the east coast?
Noon in the east.
And in the west, I believe, 9 o'clock. That'd be 9 a.m.
No, I listen at 9 a.m.
And for a comedian, then 9 a.m.,
the beginning of your show,
beginning with the beginning
of Do the Right Thing,
and Samuel L. Jackson saying,
you know,
wake up, wake up, wake up.
It's like always perfect
because it's about
the right time of day for me.
If you live in New York
and you're waking up at noon,
you should look into that.
But for me,
it's a morning show
out on the West Coast
and I love it. I love listening to you guys.
Thanks, buddy.
Gail, when she gets introduced to the beginning show,
she always goes, yo.
And I love it.
Alright, thank you for being here, you guys.
Good luck fighting each other this evening.
We're going to set up the ring
and bring out the gloves in a little bit.
But first, let's say hi to
Aya Cash!
I'm dancing.
Aya Cash and her backstage pass.
Not even my husband gets that.
Oh, I see what you meant.
That's not what I was...
That's a great new name for it.
I think Garfunkel Notes might be writing another song soon.
But Aya, of course, is on the program You're the Worst
on FXXXXX.
And the next season, you start shooting it soon, so they'll probably see it a little bit later this year.
Yeah, probably this fall.
October-ish, maybe.
September, October.
Seems about right.
Those are the months of fall.
Yeah. It's the nicest time of year for You're the Worst. October-ish maybe September, October Those are the months of fall November
It's the nicest time of year for You're the Worst
Oh isn't the weather great
Let's watch You're the Worst
And just change this shit
And I saw your play
You were in a play that just closed here
In New York so it's weird to even talk about it
No it's the perfect
It's the perfect time to promote a play
Because no one can see it, so we can say
how amazing it was. It was amazing.
It was amazing. I think
I know what it was about.
I feel like I know what was happening.
But you played a dual role.
You played two different parts in it.
And the racing around backstage and
all that stuff for two different parts,
is that... How crazy
was that? You know, it's parts. Is that, how crazy was that?
You know, it's theater.
Not that crazy.
Did you ever, like, run into something and get your head knocked off
and have to run to the hospital
and have your head put back on?
No, no.
I had to ride a bicycle on stage, though, badly,
which is, I have a few bumps and bruises.
You're just too good at it to do it badly?
I'm just so talented at riding bikes
that it's very hard for me to pretend.
Can I say a funny
thing that you say in the play,
but that's also sad and scary?
Yeah, I have no idea
what you're talking about. The fence post thing?
Oh, yeah.
Could you, it's weird to ask you to do this,
but can you say it like you say it in the play?
Nothing works like theater on the radio.
I say, I fell on a fence post as a child,
and it went up in me, and now I can't have children.
And I laughed, and everyone else was like, what?
No, it's a great theater company.
It was Debate Society.
And if you haven't ever seen their work, please do.
Awesome.
Well, good job.
And also joining us, and the two of you are also on the same TV series, but you just met
tonight for the first time.
Yeah, we just officially met.
Yeah, it's Kate Micucci, everybody.
Hi, everybody.
Hi.
Yeah, it's a show, a Netflix
show made by the great Joe Swanberg
and it's going to come
back for another season? Yep.
I think we can say that much. I think we can say that.
Oh, shit. I didn't mean to. No, I think
that's been announced, right? I think somebody Instagrammed it.
Why can't I ever remember what it's called?
It's called Easy.
That's why.
Holy shit.
Random word.
Check it out.
I mean, I guess it fits for the show.
It's a pretty chill show.
Yeah, I think so.
I really liked it.
You know, because they're
each anthology episodes, so
it's like watching little mini-movies.
I really loved watching it. Yeah, and Kate was
in one, and I was in two
or three. Two episodes.
And it's
these characters sort of intertwine with each
other, but not completely. And
it sounds like a lot of them are going to be back for another season.
Yeah. Sounds great. We'll see. going to be back for another season. Yeah.
Sounds great.
We'll see.
It's a mystery at this point.
All right.
But if you haven't seen it
check it out.
I really think
it's a great show.
All right, cool.
And it's on Netflix.
Yeah.
Did I do an okay job
of saying that?
Oh, yes.
The first season's
probably completely
available right now.
Yes.
Yeah.
All eight episodes.
Get ready.
You've got to cram
for the next season.
A lot of story. A lot of story.
A lot of story. It's like,
are we going to open up a beer place of our own?
Maybe.
There's more to it than that.
Okay, and
you're also
I was excited
when I found out the news about a week before the movie came out that you were also a voice in Lego Batman. You're also... I was excited when I found out the news
about a week before the movie came out
that you were also a voice in Lego Batman.
You're Clayface.
Yeah, it was pretty crazy.
I mean, I really...
I had, like, one line and two grunts, maybe.
But if you hear a,
Hey, Batman, you need some help?
That's me.
But I got to be Clayface, which is like
this character that's like a real iconic
character. Yeah.
And I just was like, me? That's awesome.
Okay. Crazy ass villain. Yeah.
And Ricky got to be Poison Ivy, which
is also a cool thing. Yeah.
So Ricky learned home. They were to get
together. They are Garfuckle and Oates.
Yeah. We actually
played here, I can't remember
how many years ago, but it's cool to be back here.
Yeah, this is a great place.
Yeah.
It's cool that you two met
because of you.
Because of me. You came to one of my shows and met each other.
And then
all these years later, the three of us
are all villains in a Batman movie
because the director is a fan of my podcast and has listened to all of us for years.
He's the coolest guy.
And he loves comedy, and it worked out great.
Who are you again in it?
I'm Bane.
Which is like, when a guest is on the show and the subject comes up,
people, you know, it's not completely known
that I was the voice in that movie.
You know, you've got to stay for the end credits
to find out.
But whenever somebody on the panel mentions
the movie, I go, who's your favorite villain?
Then the whole audience starts laughing
because they know they're probably not going to say Bane.
When you went in to record,
did they have you do a lot of gun noises?
Like pew, pew, pew, pew, pew?
Yes, because there's no gunfire in the movie.
Each character that shoots a gun makes that noise.
And it was super fun to do it in the recording booth.
But most of us don't have guns in the movie. Like Bane doesn't hold a gun makes that noise, and it was super fun to do it in the recording booth, but most of us don't have guns in the movie.
Like, Bane doesn't hold a gun in the movie.
So it's a complete waste that I went,
pew, pew, pew, pew!
You almost had, like, an Italian accent
with that pew, pew, pew, pew!
I will pew you!
Pew, pew, pew, pew. I will pew you. Pew, pew, pew, pew.
But yeah, I like, I have to say, it was super fun.
Let me reload.
Pew.
Stop it.
It's going to become, every week this show,
every episode, this's going to be me
Doing Bane material
But yeah that was super neat
That we were in there
It was so exciting
I just couldn't believe it really
And I got a Clayface Lego
I have to build it yet
The set
I love Lego
Yeah
It really turned you around on it, right?
It was a shitty toy
until you were in their movie.
No, I always had Lego growing up. I have a Lego
train, too. It's very quiet, which I
love. I love that it's the quietest
of train sets.
What is it? Does it go on momentum?
How does it not?
How does it go around the track without noise?
It's just electric, but
it's really quiet.
Okay, I might have had one
in my dorm room in college.
Now I'm getting all hot
talking about it.
Hey-oh.
Nothing like Lego.
Alright.
Let's go All right.
Let's go down the line and figure out what everybody brought
for the prize bag,
starting with Mr. Ron Bennington.
I brought...
This is signed DVD
for Big Lebowski.
And it's...
It's signed by the son of the man
who did Sea Hunt.
Oh, okay.
That guy.
If you remember Sea Hunt,
his son was in the Big Lebowski
as Jeffrey Lebowski
and he signed this for us.
Where did he sign it?
I don't know.
Somewhere there's a little sticker.
See the green thing? Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, there it is.
Yes.
That's cool.
Yes, it says,
he just wrote in here, never forget
C-Hunt.
My dad's show.
But he wrote it,
strangely enough, just the letter C.
Right, so I don't know what that meant.
I wish he had just wrote, I hate the fucking Eagles.
Gail Bennington, what do you have for us?
I have...
Oh, boy.
Blue Velvet, signed by Isabella Rossellini.
Wow.
A DVD. You guys still have DVD players, right? That's still a thing? Everyone has a DVD. signed by Isabella Rossellini. Wow.
A DVD.
You guys still have DVD players, right?
That's still a thing?
Everyone has a DVD player.
And she signed it like it's basically a tattoo on Kyle MacLachlan's arm.
Yes.
Which he should really get.
I think that would be good.
And she ends it in a smiley face.
Her signature.
Probably on her bank notes as well.
Aya, what do you got for us?
I like to overcompensate.
So I
bring a lot of little shit.
Okay, I did a show called
Oh Hello on Broadway.
Yeah, that was mine.
Which one of the two old men did you play?
My Broadway debut.
I was a guest on Oh Hello.
And I think they're going to do
I think there's like a taping
not of me, obviously, because
who the fuck am I? But Matthew
Broderick, I think, was the guest.
And I think that's on HBO.
Oh, it might be eventually. I hope so.
I hoped it was a show they recorded.
I think they recorded it because it was really funny.
Anyway, they give you a little gift bag at the end.
So I have my Oh Hello hat.
Oh, that is...
You guys should fight for that.
I have...
There's no joke on this.
It's a very sad movie.
This is Southern Rites, written and produced by my husband.
It's a documentary.
Sad.
Yeah, I don't really want to go into
race relations in the South.
That really sells it.
Really makes people want to check it out.
A racially charged murder trial in the South
and recently integrated proms.
That's what it's about.
And then...
Nothing sad and racially charged
has ever happened in the South?
No.
And then a weird egg I got in Japan
and an empty mint box from You're the Worst
that you can keep pot in.
Okay, that's it.
That's a bunch of great stuff.
Do they get the bag also?
No fucking way.
I love this bag.
You want to hang on to the bag?
Yeah.
All right, so I'll transfer your stuff to my bag,
and then you can keep your weird boob bag.
It's got a bunch of boobies on it.
Doug loves boobies.
Doug, are you still doing side boob Sundays?
No, I stopped,
because too many people were like,
that's creepy.
side boob Sundays?
No, I stopped because too many people
were like,
that's creepy.
Sure was fun
while it lasted, though.
Josh Gondelman,
what do you got for us?
I brought,
I have a comedy album
that came out recently
and it's,
thank you.
Yeah, I,
two people liked it
and it's like,
that's a sentiment
about my general popularity.
I haven't charmed you guys yet,
but it's on cassette. That's fun. Yeah. That's a sentiment about my general popularity. I haven't charmed you guys yet, but it's on cassette.
That's fun.
That's super fun.
It's great that obsolete technology
is much more beloved in this room
than I am so far.
But there's also a download card
because I know what year it is.
It's fun.
It's me talking.
It's called Physical Whisper
and I pose like Michael Bolton on the front.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
Or a magician that thinks someone in the audience is going to say what the trick is.
It's still in the hat.
Shut up.
Shh. Magic.
And I really sold this weird egg from Japan short.
It's a keychain.
So it's not just a weird egg.
It's useful.
Hi, Kate.
Hey, Doug.
What do you got?
I went to Katz's Deli before.
Oh, is it a sandwich?
No, but it is a bag that says Katz's Deli.
Wait, your prize for the prize bag is a bag that says Katz's Deli.
Wait, your prize for the prize bag is a bag?
This is glorious.
And you pulled it out
of a different bag.
He also really tried to sell me on the business card
because there's a calendar on it.
Okay, I'll throw that in there in case somebody doesn't have a phone.
A chocolate chip cookie from JetBlue.
Oh.
And I drew a cartoon
and it's a little guy
saying to his lady, do you love
me as much as Doug loves movies? And she says,
nope.
That's awesome.
I've got to take a picture of that one.
Okay, so all that's going in the prize bag.
But before we determine a winner tonight,
I just have a question that I'd like to ask all the panelists,
starting with Mr. Ron Bennington.
What was the last movie you saw?
I think the last movie I saw was called
Everybody Wants Some, the last Richard Linklater film.
You checked that out on some sort of home format?
I did. I saw it on something called Netflix,
where everybody else here has a show.
I saw it on something called Netflix where everybody else here has a show
but I'm still on the radio
like it was 1930
Doug?
Did you like that movie?
I'm nervous
I was just trying hard to think of a great follow up question
Did you like it?
Yes, I enjoyed it very much.
All right, good.
It's a nice piece of nostalgia.
And it's got far less hazing in it than Dazed and Confused.
Yeah, it does.
It's a happier movie.
Well, you know, Dazed and Confused,
that thing, I never understood the paddling,
but then I talked to people in certain towns
and they did say that some places in Texas
that you're allowed to hit the new kids in school
with a board.
Even when that movie was supposed to take place,
I just couldn't imagine living in a town
where children are running down the street
and Ben Affleck is chasing them with a paddle.
Yes.
And he plays insane to me.
That should take place in Dorchester.
Ben was playing himself again.
It's his most believable role.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, he really sells it.
He really looks like he wants to spank those children.
Yeah.
All right, Gail Bennington, what was the last movie you saw? Well, Doug, looks like he wants to spank those children. Alright,
Gail Bennington, what was the last movie you saw?
Well, Doug,
if you asked me that at 4.30pm
today, it would be a different
answer. But just before I got
here, I re-watched
the classic
The Lost Boys.
Which,
you know, not only is it the last movie i've seen it's
probably the movie i've seen most in my life so i am like anytime it's on i have to watch it so
from your childhood you were into it yes who drew you into it which characters did you like um
michael's great i like michael um uh, I actually named my baby doll Michael.
So my favorite baby doll was named Michael
after Michael from The Lost Boys.
I also, I was a big fan of the Corys
and still am.
You still buy them to this day?
To this day.
Do you love how Corey Haim in his bedroom
has a crazy sexy Rob Lowe poster on the closet door?
Yeah.
Subtle.
Because his wardrobe didn't give it away.
So they just wanted to make sure you knew.
His preference.
Yeah, it's one where Rob Lowe's like lifting his shirt up to show his stomach.
He's just showing his ass and like really arching. Yeah, really like one where Rob Lowe's, like, lifting his shirt up to show his stomach and holding his... He's just showing his ass and, like, really arching.
Yeah, really, like, look at this.
And he's like, I'm into comics and Rob Lowe.
Yeah.
But I think...
My brother's a vampire and I want to fuck Rob Lowe.
I'm a different kind of vampire.
But yeah, that movie does hold up, I think.
It is a great deal of fun.
Kiefer Sutherland, always menacing.
Jamie Girtz.
Right?
Sexy Jamie Girtz.
Probably the sexiest Jamie Girtz role.
And yeah, I just love that roller coaster on the beach.
They give it a fake name, the town.
Santa Carla. Yeah, I a fake name, the town. Santa Carla.
Yeah, and I think it's in Santa Clara.
Or Santa Clarita or something like that.
And the sax player.
The sax player in that.
By the way, I should mention,
I was really upset because I watched it on Sundance
and they completely skipped the saxophone scene
with Tim Capello.
And I was really upset
because that's like
90% of the reason
I was sticking around.
I still believe.
What was the last movie
you saw, Aya?
I'm so intimidated
by you naming
all those actors' names
already.
Yeah, that's whatever
movie you saw,
you'd get ready
to name all the actors.
If it was your husband's documentary,
I want to know names.
The last movie I
saw was Kong, Skull
Island. Yes.
3D. Oh.
On 42nd Street.
Oh, so there was some yelling at the
screen? Yeah, there was some talking.
I went with my mother and my uncle who were in town,
and I went between shows,
and my mom got very huffy at the people next to us.
She was like, excuse me, can you please stop talking?
And my mother is not that kind of person.
My mother is tattooed and fingerless gloves,
and she was yelling at these people.
Because it's 42nd Street.
Yeah.
I think it's a safe zone for just talking shit for an entire movie.
I think that's why you go to 42nd. I was kind of like, hey, we're on the last territory.
I wish I had seen Get Out there.
That would have been amazing.
I mean, I'm sure people are yelling Get Out during Kong, you know,
because Kong's got his mouth open real wide.
I don't know.
And then your mom was like, I'm trying to enjoy Kong Skull Island here.
It was really good.
Oh, I loved it, yeah.
The effects are amazing.
Like, the fights between the monsters and stuff are really good.
They got the kaiju down just right.
Josh?
I watched, I caught the last 25 minutes of
The Big Lebowski a couple nights ago.
Much to my fiancé's
chagrin as I quoted
the worst person in the world. But the last
movie I watched front to back intentionally was
Moana, because I'm about to have nieces.
Yeah, I gotta catch up.
Someone's pregnant with twins?
No, I'm getting married soon.
Oh, you're marrying into nieces.
Existing nieces, yeah.
I'm inheriting living nieces.
Does that need to say that?
It's definitely not.
Excuse me, I'm inheriting a living niece.
I've got a special place where she's going to stay.
I'll jump in on any excuse to do...
I almost said Bane gum, Jane gum.
All right.
Do you have anything else to say about that movie?
It was lovely and wholesome. Well, I should say, yeah anything else to say about that movie? it was lovely and wholesome
well I should say
yeah anything to say
it had a weird chicken
in it right?
oh yeah
yeah
yeah it was
I was hoping
they were going to keep
the chubby little guy
but then the chicken
came on the boat
with her instead
oh the pig
yeah the pig
yeah it was a pig
and a chicken
for some reason
chicken just steps up
and goes on the journey
pig's like, fuck it.
I'm gonna tap out on this movie.
Chicken's not a seafaring beast.
No, that's why it was a weird
chicken.
It didn't play tic-tac-toe once.
What a waste of... No eggs or tic-tac-toe.
Stupid chicken.
Yeah, worst chicken I've ever seen.
I mean, probably not the worst. Kate, the worst chicken I've ever seen.
I mean, probably not the worst.
Kate, what was the last movie you saw that had a chicken in it?
Had a chicken in it?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I want to say Chicken Run.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Did I get the point?
Chicken Run starring Mel Gibson.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
Can you imagine, like, your kids, chicken run, chicken run.
You put it in.
It says Mel Gibson.
Turn it off.
You know, he was our speaker at my college graduation.
Yeah.
That's such a weird reaction.
Just based on that reaction, I like how much you all like juice.
I feel very swaddled by this audience.
So this was, what was it, like, it was a couple years before the incident?
Yeah, because I went to a Catholic school, and he had just done the Jesus movie, and he did a lot of research. That's why they brought him around?
Yeah.
Because he made that horrible, violent movie?
But I think some priests at the school had helped out with the research of the movie or something.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
But a lot of people, once in a while,
you know, you're sitting in the graduation
and it's boring, and then people are like,
freedom!
You know, that was...
That just kept happening.
What was his...
I would have totally painted my face blue
to go to that.
But what...
What...
Do you remember any of his advice?
No, I don't remember.
I think I was zoning out, but he seemed very, I mean, it was, there was nothing I could
say that was bad about it.
It was really nice and kind of funny with the freedom, you know, being yelled.
But yeah, I don't know.
It was before all this stuff happened.
Yeah, but he didn't make any kind of impact on you.
No, I was zoning out.
It's like anything with school
I mean I was almost out of there but still
it's really hard to pay attention
as you graduated did you go I'm getting too old for this shit
I was like I'm taking my
Lego train set and running out of here
well great work everybody
I'm glad that you're
all seeing movies.
Oh, can I tell you what movie I saw?
And liking them.
What? That's what we didn't even talk about?
Well, I don't want to take up more time.
I'll just tell you real quick.
I finally saw The Jerk.
That's a good one to knock off
if you've never gotten around to it before.
It's kind of funny watching it,
going, oh, that, oh, and that, and that,
oh, I've heard all of this movie. I just...
Out of order. I can't see
cans of motor oil
without thinking or saying out loud
they hate these cans.
I can't
see a phone book without saying that's the kind of
spontaneous publicity that makes people.
Like, there's so many touch points
for me in that movie. I saw it so
many times as a youngster.
But for
you now, it was a fun movie to watch?
It was great. And also, one of the most famous
ukulele songs ever is in it.
And I had seen that, the clip
of it, but then I was like, oh, to see it in the context
of the movie was really nice.
I really like Bernadette peters a whole lot too
yeah no she was great like he was dating her at the time yeah he knew what was up oh yeah
she's terrific all right you guys thank you for including that
thank you for including i almost i almost moved on that That's okay. We were talking about Chicken Run.
That would have been...
Yeah, and then we talked for a long time about that other thing.
So...
See, I've got the answers written down.
I don't have to recall shit.
And that's why it's time for me to say,
Let the games begin!
Oh, there's a Moana over there
That's a sign
Yeah
But each of my guests need to go select a name tag
Of a person that they'd like to play for
Try to physically get it from them if you can
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All right, we're back,
and all of my favorites got chosen.
Oh, there's some, somebody slid some Dunkin' Donuts up on the stage.
Well, let's start with Ron Bennington
and his beautiful portrait
of the great Larry David.
This is it right here.
And it just says...
Don't read what's on the back.
Well, I just...
One part I think I can read.
Okay.
Can you read the name of it?
It's, uh,
Kurt, Your Enthusiasm.
Oh, okay.
He didn't want to ruin
the front of the painting
by drawing that on there.
Right.
It's supposed to be
a name tag, though.
Yes.
Beautiful likeness.
It really is. It's accurate.
Where's that guy? Where'd you get that thing?
I got it online.
You got it online? You just were shopping for Larry David
artwork?
Really?
Yeah. Okay.
See the only person who you
just look for for paintings of them
or other people fascinate you?
No, my search history is exclusively Larry David.
You only search for Larry David things.
And that's a porn search. That's a porn search that he does.
Didn't he have a movie about clearing your search engine or something?
Clear History.
Clear History, that's right. Good job.
Thank you for being here, Kurt.
Gail?
I am playing
for O'Reilly. Where art thou?
This is a person
whose last name is O'Reilly?
This is O'Reilly. I'm lucky you're there.
O-O-O-O'Reilly.
O'Reilly. I'm like, you're there. Oh, oh, oh, O'Reilly. O'Reilly Auto Parts.
Seems like that might be kind of regional.
The room wasn't unanimous on that one.
I thought you were starting to freestyle.
Aya, what do you got?
I have, well, since my stalker has Kate on his poster,
and Kate took that,
I have the big Kazubsky?
Kazubsky!
Yeah, see, I'm not such a fuck-up now, am I?
I said it wrong too
Alright, but it's a big
Bishemi head
This is what I'll hide behind every time
I get an answer wrong
Are you one of those people, do you go like
Alright, Josh.
I'm playing for Moana, based on Moana.
Do you have any nieces?
Because I've got ice cream.
Always.
It's melted.
It's a pretty name tag.
It's got lights around it.
It's got my face in there.
Great job, Moana.
The chicken is in there, by the way.
Yep, the chicken made the cut.
Is that the pig that's a cat?
You change the pig to a cat?
Good casting.
Cat's also
not a seafaring beast, though.
Solid rewrite on Moana.
That pig should have been a cat.
But it's got a pig face still.
It's like the island of Dr. Moana.
Points!
Kate, tell us about your delicious name tag.
If anyone's wondering who Aya's stalker is,
it is La La Landrew.
And we're all dancing.
Yeah, and he's got Ross Marquand on there in a nice pretty red dress.
Ross came by the show last night, so that might have been why he thought he'd be here tonight.
I'm in a green dress.
Mark Wahlberg's in a blue dress because Mark comes on the show a lot.
Chris Gathers, I don't think he's ever done the show, but I'd love to have him sometime.
And then there you are, Kate, in the Emma Stone yellow dress.
Yep, just dancing away. It's a good look. Thank you. And then there you are, Kate, in the Emma Stone yellow dress. Yep, just dancing away.
Looks good on you.
Thank you.
And then there's a bunch
of Milky Ways.
Or no,
there's some Snickers too.
So I guess there's just
candy in the sky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's sweet.
In all Milky Ways
it would have made more sense
that it's up in the sky.
Oh yeah.
But whatever.
There'll be a snicker constellation someday.
If the candy company has any say in it.
And somebody threw up some donuts.
So at any point during the show tonight, if someone wins one of the games,
then you can take one of the donuts and chuck it into the crowd.
I mean, I assume there's donuts in here.
Glazed? Glazed.
Okay.
I don't like a man yelling about glazing.
Only glazed?
All glazed ones.
Just glazed?
So you know ahead.
Wow. Okay.
That was a joke for four people and they were all here.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, and shit, what's this that flew up here?
It's a bunch of bags that say
Residence in Marriott Central Park Courtyard Marriott.
All right.
I hope those companies do well.
After that amazing plug.
Let's play some games.
Let's do this.
This first game we're going to play,
as you all know, I love musicals.
So this is called Doug Loves Musicals.
I will name the songs from a movie musical.
the songs from a movie musical.
It's only
movie musicals
about cows.
Movies.
Now I'll say the songs
from, in no particular order,
from a movie musical.
You guys guess as often as you like
into your microphones. First person that names the movie correctly
wins the game.
I have a feeling this one's going to go fast.
I didn't really think this one through.
The first song is Oklahoma.
Just kidding.
The first song I'm going to mention
that's in this movie is
The Old Landmark.
Stars Point.
I knew Ron would be hot with a guest, but that is not right.
La La Land.
No, they don't have a song called The Old Landmark.
You're getting stalker boy.
The Old Landmark.
Okay, here's the next one.
Jailhouse Rock.
Jailhouse Rock.
Great guess, Ron.
Thanks, Doug.
Any other guesses?
It's like Blue Hawaii or some Elvis thing
King Creole
No
Okay, the next song
Cry Baby?
No
That was a nice try
Or you're just calling names now
It's Elvis-like, so
Okay, the next title is
She Caught the Katie.
Oh, this is the Blues Brothers.
That is correct, Ron Bennington.
Theme from Rawhide,
Minnie the Moocher.
Everybody needs somebody to love.
Sweet Home Chicago,
the Blues Brothers.
I was watching it on cable yesterday,
got inspired, and then when I got here tonight, I was watching it on cable yesterday, got inspired.
And then when I got here tonight, I was like, Ron Bennington's going to know this.
We took three.
So good job, dude.
You did it.
So that means you get to go first in our next game.
And that game, because you're here, is Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game.
Wow.
Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game.
Let me explain to all the other panelists.
I feel like we're starting
at a deficit here.
No, I think it's a
pretty easy premise to
grasp, and then everyone would be equally
good at it. It's just named after him.
But he has no
one-up over us.
It was his idea. Doesn't mean
he's good at it.
I thought of Pinochle
and I still have never learned.
That was you?
I thought of it. I didn't.
So, basically
on the site
Box Office Mojo is what I use
to determine this.
I'm going to name an actor and then
each of you get a chance at it.
You each get to name one movie. It has to be
a different one than someone else named.
And that's why getting to go first
is going to be beneficial to Ron.
But then we will change
who goes first each round. We'll go to Gail
and then Aya and then
Josh and Kate.
We'll play five rounds.
If you name
a movie that is
number three
on their list of biggest
box office achievements.
The first name is Chuck E. Cheese. And we're talking about his achievements. The first name is
Chuck E. Cheese
and we're talking about
his achievements.
It's one point for
if it's the third highest
two points for second
and three points for
the first highest.
There's no wrong answers.
There's only ones
that are not correct.
And
I'll start with Ron on this first one.
Everybody gets a guess.
Tell me, Ron, after being adjusted for inflation,
what do you think is one of the top three grossing movies
in the history of Mr. Michael Cera?
Michael Cera.
Oh, jeez.
Yes.
I will say just knowing his career
the way that I do
I've got to go with E.T.
I think
Okay, we're going with E.T.
Everybody went to that movie
It's got to be top three going with E.T. Everybody went to that movie.
It's got to be top three.
You got to figure that if he was in E.T.,
it would be in his top three.
Yeah.
All right, Gail,
what do you got for me?
I have a good guess.
However,
I don't know the title.
Oh, boy.
So instead of working that one out
and then possibly giving someone else points,
I will just say Juno.
Okay.
Which was my second choice.
That seems like a much easier title
than whatever else it was you were thinking of.
Aya, what's a Michael Cera movie?
I was in the same boat.
I was like, I can name the people involved,
but it came to me super bad.
Oh, super bad. That's what I was going to say boat. I was like, I can name the people involved, but it came to me. Super bad. Oh, super bad.
That's what I was going to say.
Interesting.
Josh?
There is like a 50-50 chance
I'm going to name a Jesse Eisenberg movie.
It is down to the wire,
but I'm going to say
Scott Pilgrim versus The World.
Yes, you are.
Good Josh.
Thank you.
Kate?
I mean, that's, well, I was going to say, yep.
What's left, right?
I know, there's so many, and now I feel like I don't know,
but I'll just say one I can think of,
and it's not the right answer, or should I just?
Just say one that's got Michael Cera in it.
This is the end.
Okay.
He's terrific in that.
That counts.
Okay, cool.
All right.
Let's break it down.
Coming in at number three for Mr. Michael Cera.
Just pull it for him.
If Ron gets this
The fix is truly in
I was looking down when everybody laughed
I was like what am I saying wrong now
Did I just say coming in
Number three for John Cena
What did I fuck up now
Number three
Superman
One point for Aya What did I fuck up now? Number three, Superman.
One point for Aya.
And then coming in at number two,
he's one of our co-stars, Kate.
It's the Lego Batman movie.
Yeah.
But hey, good job on being in a movie that did so well.
Right?
And then number one is Juno!
Yay!
Three points for Gail.
That was lucky.
See, sometimes... Yeah.
I want to know what the one was a complicated title.
Oh, Scott Pilgrim vs. World was too complicated?
I was going to say, like,
there's video games and the guy's in it
and there's a girl and...
All right.
Scottie Pippin
versus the world.
Alright.
Everybody's still in this but we're going to start
with Gail
and we need you
to pick one of the films
of Miss Rosario Dawson.
Okay.
Okay.
I have a thought.
And it is a movie.
Should I just start working it out?
That doesn't count, right?
Yeah, you just don't want to give
everyone else too many clues
in case you don't come up with the right name eventually.
I'm going to go with Sin City.
Okay.
She was in that one.
What would you like to pick, Aya?
I don't know. Since
Juno won last time, I'm going to go
real early and go
Kids.
She did have the kid
in Juno.
Unexpected indie hit.
Yeah.
Okay.
Joshy?
I'm really out to sea on this one.
I'm like a chicken on a raft.
Well, let me help you out.
She was in Unstoppable.
She was in Rent.
Neither of those made
enough money
to be in her top three.
No, that didn't do it either.
Gosh, I'm...
I mean, this sounds silly, but I'm
going to go... I can't believe you guys haven't said it yet.
I'm going to go with E.T.
Oh, okay. I like that. It's just a good
safety answer. I used to think it was that. It's just a good safety answer.
I used to think it was more,
you'd have a better chance with JFK
because it's got so many people in it,
but E.T. could work.
Elliot.
She was so good.
Yeah, that was her.
Kate, do you have a Rosario Dawson movie?
I'm going to go with the Lego Batman movie.
Mario Dawson movie?
I'm going to go with the Lego Batman movie.
Alright, Ron Bennington.
I believe The children are our future?
Yes.
Some of them are.
Some of them won't make it.
Sad.
Some of the children will die.
They will be the opposite of our future.
Yes. They will be absent.
This is the Trump years. We're not all
going to make it, folks.
I'm
going to say
Sin City 2.
Oh, okay. I think there's a subtitle.
I've got this.
Sin City 2,
Sinning at the Edge of the World.
I like it.
I like it.
Bonus points.
Yes.
You come up with a better title,
I will give it to you.
All right, so for Rosario Dawson, coming in at number three...
Eagle Eye!
Ah.
Remember that one?
Nope.
I believe a young Shia LaBeouf might have been in that.
Alright, coming in at number two...
Great job, Kate.
The Lego Batman movie.
Two points for Kate.
And then Rosario Dawson's number one.
It's a shocker.
Men in Black 2.
Men in Black at the edge of the world.
Yes, Blacker.
Blacker at the edge of the world. Yes, blacker.
Blacker at the end of the world.
All right, Gail has three.
Kate has two.
Aya has one.
And Ron and Josh could still do this.
Good.
Could still make this happen.
The actor you have to start with,
Aya, is Adam Devine.
Wow, that's a toss-up, but I'm sensing something here.
So I'm going to say the Lego Batman movie.
Okay, all right.
If that's how you want to play it, that's fine.
I have other ideas if we do a second round.
Josh?
Pitch perfect.
Okay.
Kate?
Is he in pitch perfect too?
Thanks, audience.
I like to say.
And not at this point.
Ron?
I'm just hoping there's a Pitch Perfect 3.
They're making it.
Coming soon.
Gail?
Adam Divine.
Son of Divine. So so I'm gonna go with
Hairspray 2
the remake
I didn't know Divine had a son
or that Divine was Divine's last name
let's wrap it up with
coming in at number three,
the original Pitch Perfect.
So Josh is on the board with a point.
And then number two for Mr. Adam Devine,
the Lego Batman movie.
So that's two more points for Aya.
And then coming in at number one,
Pitch Perfect 2!
So Kate now has five points.
I just like when anybody wins.
You're a real team player.
I know, which sucks
because this is an individual game.
Alright, Josh,
you get to go first in this next one.
Hell yeah.
The films
of
Zach Galifianakis.
Okay, so there's some gamesmanship afoot here.
Because which Hangover made the most money?
Okay, here's my thought process.
Can I suss it out?
Hangover 1, giant movie.
Everyone's like, that's great.
Hangover 2, everybody went because they're like, love the Hangover.
Gonna go see Hangover 2.
Then Hangover 3 came out and we're like, we're on to you, The Hangovers.
No thanks.
So Hangover 2, that's what I'm going to use.
Okay.
Kate?
Hangover 1.
Which is the title.
Just The Hangover.
Kate Rahn. Okay, Ron.
Hangover 3.
Pretty sure.
Pretty sure I got this one.
They made a fourth one, right?
No, Gail, they did not.
Do you have anything else?
For Zach?
What else?
Who else could he have been in?
I mean, I have a feeling
that he was in
Lego Batman.
There it is.
I guess you're just left
with like due date?
Between two burns when Obama was there.
Oh, that's a good answer.
That's a very good answer.
All right, this is exciting, you guys.
The scores are really coming together
for four of the players.
coming together for four of the players.
Because coming in at number three for Zach Galifianakis,
the Lego Batman movie.
Which puts Gale up to four points.
And then coming in at number two,
The Hangover Part Two.
So that gives Josh two more points.
And I liked your thought.
I liked the way you sussed it.
I got too cute with it.
This is a power game.
But that first one is the one, the number one, The Hangover.
I am in the right seat.
Alright, so... The John Stockton of this game.
Wow.
The John Stockton of this game.
I don't get it.
of this game.
I don't get it.
Just kind of a white guy who never won anything.
Whoa!
I'm from Utah!
Alright,
this is the last round.
We've got a tiebreaker
ready to go
if anyone manages to...
No, that's not going to happen.
But we will start with Kate.
Rafe Fiennes.
The English patient?
Is he in that?
Yes He is in that
Ron
I believe
Ralph Fiennes
Was in
The third Hannibal movie
Red Dragon? Yes. Red Dragon?
Yes, Red Dragon.
Exactly.
Okay.
Gale?
I mean, I really loved his work in Lego Batman.
Aria?
Fuck.
I also loved his work in Lego Batman.
I mean, he's really the actor whose name should not be spoken when you think about it
Harry Potter
Full title
Oh god
Harry Potter and his sorcery
is real cool.
I'd give it to her.
That's close.
Okay, Josh?
See, I always get my finds...
Sorcerer's Stone?
Shit, I don't know.
Yeah, okay, Sorcerer's Stone.
I always get my findses confused.
So I'm going to say, I do.
And I'm going to say, this do. And I'm going to say
this is either close or
not at all. Schindler's List.
Yeah, he's in that.
But you get him and Joseph mixed up?
Yeah. Okay.
Fair enough.
Alright.
Coming in at number three
for Ray Fiennes.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
I said that.
Coming in
at number two,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
And coming in
at number one,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2.
I said those.
I get points for all of them, right?
This game was entirely designed to fuck over
who would say Lego Batman for
Ralph Fiennes.
It works for you once.
You are like Bane. I didn't know
who it would be.
Hey, Batman.
I treat all the citizens equally.
Thank you.
Yeah, so that means Kate ran away with it.
Kate's our winner.
That is only...
Okay, what am I supposed to do?
Throw a donut?
Yeah, just throw it in the crowd.
Look out.
Here we go.
I was terrible at softball.
Oh, that was nice.
Back row.
Wow.
That was fun.
Let's measure that.
Ron, I forgot to let you throw one.
Do you want to throw one?
No, that's...
It gets your hands all sticky, that's for sure.
No, that's fine.
Clayface over here, she's used to being sticky.
Yeah.
Do you want to eat, Ron?
Oh, Aya wants to throw one?
No, I want to eat one.
Okay.
You've got to get through this thing.
It's quite a long trip.
We've got one more game to play.
Eat one, throw one.
Eat one, throw one.
Eat one, throw one.
You know the rules.
Great motto.
What a wise philosophy.
Can I get a t-shirt that says that?
Eat half, throw half?
Someone's going to clone you now.
And it might be La La Landry.
It was like watching you in a war movie and you had a grenade.
Blazing Private Ryan.
Are you doing okay?
Okay.
That one came in hot.
Spicy donut.
Do you need a spit bucket?
I've seen the floor of the Gramercy
after they pull all the chairs away
and I can't believe you guys eat them off of the floor.
But good for you.
Strong New Yorkers.
You can handle that shit.
All right.
This is a game called Last Man Stanton.
May I indulge this nice Gramercy Theater
to possibly bring me another
Tito's and soda.
And does anybody else need a drink?
Is everybody good?
I could use a little water.
Alright, can we get
some water for Aya?
And everyone else is good.
Jesus, last night everyone was up here
getting shit-faced.
Tonight it's just me.
It's like an AA meeting
up here tonight.
Can't drink an Isis.
So we're going to,
this game is where we list off
movies that would trigger
an alcoholic.
Cocktail!
Leaving Las Vegas!
And, no, we're going to
take turns naming the movies that an actor
or actress that is a pre-selected
audience member is going to tell us the name
of someone for us
to play in this game. Hopefully someone with a lot of
credits who we haven't played
before, or at least not too many times.
I like to play along on this
one, but I can't win amongst all of you. Whoever lasts the longest is our winner. And you get one
lifeline tonight. At one time, you can go to the person whose name tag you chose for assistance.
Oh, and here are the drinks. And Andrew can prove his love for me by giving the wrong answer.
prove his love for me by giving the wrong answer.
Don't do it, Andrew.
Well, that's why I suggest going to them early, even if you think
you know a few.
Sometimes you want to get theirs out of the way
because they may not know any when you get to the end.
Right?
I don't know.
It's all dumb luck.
Where is... Jesus! I don't know it's all dumb luck where is Jesus
just got real all of a sudden
yeah cause you know
you're either gonna know a bunch of films of this actor
or you're not and you just gotta do your best
hey man you eat some you throw some
true
it's very true
It's very true.
Somebody should open a subpar donut shop and call them throw nuts.
And just get them and toss them at people
they think they're going to get a treat
and it's fucking day old.
Or how long do these
Dunkin's take to go bad?
They're probably good forever, right?
How many?
Three days?
All right, I'm going to hang on to one and test that theory.
And eat that
fucker in three days.
All right, so
where is the person on Twitter
that goes by the underscore
jut? J-U-T.
Front row.
Always the most enthusiastic people reaching
out to me on Twitter.
What's your name, dude?
Justin? That's why you're called the Jut on the
Twitter? It's your nickname.
You're nicknamed
by somebody who couldn't
handle saying Justin.
Your brother when he was little.
I get it.
My nieces called me Uncle Dunk
until they were 32.
What do your nieces call you?
Oh, they don't know about me yet.
All right, Josh gets to throw a donut.
Wait, hold on.
Should I bite it and throw it eye style?
Mazel tov.
All right, here we go.
What name do you have for us, Judd?
Jake Gyllenhaal.
Jake Gyllenhaal.
This is going to go quick.
Kate won that last game, so she gets to go first.
Then we'll reverse the order.
We'll go to Josh next after her.
What do you got for the films of Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal?
I mentioned one just very recently.
Very briefly ago.
October Sky?
Yes.
Going back to the beginning.
October Sky.
Yes.
Going back to the beginning.
Josh.
Brokeback Mountain.
Donnie Darko.
Aya says Donnie Darko.
Cult classic.
Shh.
I know you're just all repeating the word classic,
but I still don't want any answers to slip out of your holes.
Aya?
I just went, sweetie.
Unless you have a follow-up.
Name ten people that were in Dami Darko.
Go.
Drew Barrymore, Patrick Swayze. Okay.
Start from the smallest parts.
Gail?
Nocturnal Animals.
Ooh, nice one.
Recent.
Or as Adam Levine calls it, Nocturnal Animals, Mals, Mals.
Ron?
This film that celebrates our victory over Iraq in Desert Storm.
1990, I believe, too.
Jarhead.
Jarhead, that's right
very good
since I said it earlier
might as well just get it out of the way
the young man starred
in Bubble Boy
Kate
I would like to go out to my lifeline, please.
Nice.
It's a good time for it, I think.
Light?
Life.
Life.
Life.
In theaters now.
Hot off the presses.
Life.
I see what's up.
Cool.
Josh.
Oh.
I will say
I said Brokeback Mountain last time
so Nightcrawler
yeah
he's damn good in that one I think
he's going to be
in the movie of Sunday in the Park with George
does that count
he's doing it on Broadway currently
they're going to make a movie of that.
Can I use my lifeline?
He can really sing, too.
Yeah, you saw it? No, but I saw
the video of him singing and I want to go see it.
Yeah, right? I might check that out
this week. I was going to say Nightcrawler,
so I need a lifeline.
Okay. Demolition.
Yeah, Demolition.
Yeah, I have not seen that.
I like it.
If you've run into it on cable, check it out.
There's a lot of scenes of him smashing shit up with hammers and stuff.
I remember Demolition Man.
Starring Sandra Bullock.
I'm going to start throwing people out of here.
Gail?
I love a good boxing movie,
so I'm going Southpaw.
Southpaw.
Southpaw.
Oh, my goodness.
Doug, even though I see my guy
going to his phone,
I got to say going to his phone.
I gotta say, I respect that.
I'm gonna go to Jake Gyllenhaal's first film and his best film,
City Slickers,
where he played the son
of Mr. Bill Crystal.
William Crystal.
That's the first City Slickers?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
Okay.
I'll take it.
He bought it.
Oh, shit. I'll take it he bought it um oh shit
he
played a dude
who got it on
with a married
Jennifer Aniston
and the good
girl
yes in The Good Girl. Yes.
Kate?
I may be completely wrong,
but I'm just going to go for it.
Yes.
The Iron Giant?
Wrong.
Damn.
Sorry, Andrew.
He wasn't the boy?
No.
What?
What boy?
Wasn't there a boy?
Oh, the voice of the boy in the Iron Giant?
I think they got a real boy.
Oh.
Yeah, that would make sense.
Picked him up at the same place where Josh got his nieces.
That totally makes sense.
You see any good boys
looking for a giant?
Uncle Moana's
weird.
Yeah, I don't
remember what this bit is anymore.
I just know I'm
a creep in it.
I don't think the listeners
will know who's doing that voice.
Could be any of these ladies.
You got an answer?
I do.
I think Prince of Persia?
Yes!
Somebody's yelling out something.
Oh, yeah, there's probably more to it.
Full title?
Yeah. Prince of Persia, it's based on a video game, yeah, there's probably more to it. Full title? Yeah.
Prince of Persia, it's based on a video game, so no one saw it.
I think it's his rank amongst the criminal community.
Is that the right way to describe it?
Prince of Thieves or something?
No, maybe not that.
That's Aladdin, right?
I want to help you so badly.
I didn't know there were more words to it
than that, but maybe there are.
Prince of Persia.
Okay, so now I've got to find the subtitle.
Oh, I can ask, you got this, Anna?
Oh, you can go on your lifeline for this?
Hit me.
Prince of Persia, Sands of Time.
Wow.
I hope you looked that up.
I never want to come up with that.
Be embarrassed if you didn't.
I thought it was Prince of Persia's sweet, sweet abs, dude.
All right, so we're back to Aya.
Have you used your lifeline?
Yeah, no, but I think I got this.
Okay, good.
Lego Batman.
No, he's not in that.
Oh, it'd be so good if he was.
Right?
It would've been perfect.
Yeah.
All right.
Gail?
I still have a lifeline.
Yeah, you do.
O'Reilly.
Oh.
Did you hear that?
I didn't hear that.
He said Everest.
Everest.
Everest.
That's right.
Thank you, O'Reilly.
Your lifeline picked the...
Yes.
Jutt.
This Jutt picture is O'Reilly.
Jutt is O'Reilly.
Yeah, isn't that great
when that works out that way?
A true fan has really been rewarded for his...
I love that you guys are like,
teacher, you forgot to give homework.
I was hoping, like the whole time,
when I saw him, I was like,
oh shit, I'm in.
I'm in.
I just dropped a mug that said Jot
and then looked at a poster that said O'Reilly
and I was like, fuck, Jot is O'Reilly.
And like that, he was gone.
Alright, Ron, how you doing down there?
You're out already, right?
No, no, no.
I'm leaning towards
City Slickers 2, the
search for Curly's gold,
but
I'm not sure
if Mr. Gyllenhaal
or his sister Maggie
is in that.
So I'm going to go to Kurt,
my man, my lifeline,
the guy with the phone.
What have you dug up, dude?
Zodiac.
Oh, yes.
Zodiac.
The search for Curly's gold.
They never found that gold.
No, they never found it.
They think he died from a heart attack.
He left all those clues.
Yes.
Not too soon before
or after the motion picture
The Good Girl,
Jake Gyllenhaal played a young
man who
has an affair with an
older married woman
in an ocean picture.
It's like he plays
the same part in two different movies. It's crazy.
It's called Lovely and Amazing.
Slow build.
My answer apparently wasn't
lovely or amazing
to this audience, but it's just the truth.
Kate,
you're out. Yep.
Josh? I'm about to be out.
Okay. Unless
Go out swinging. We all forgot
that he was in
The Hurt Walker.
Was he? No.
No.
Unless we all forgot.
I love your love of
saying yeah.
Alright, thanks Josh for trying
Thank you
Aya?
I'm out, I'm very out
It's down to Gail and Ron
It is
I didn't mean it to be this ugly
Yes, and Jutt
I've already used the O'Reilly factor
Yeah So you gotta pull something else out I've already used the O'Reilly factor yeah
so you gotta pull something else out because
Ron was the last one to say
a correct answer
I'm gonna go
Zodiac 2 Still Searchin'
still searchin'
I would watch that
I would totally check that out
do you have another one Ron just to rub it in yes I do I would watch that. I would totally check that out.
Do you have another one, Ron, just to rub it in?
Yes, I do.
It's when Jake Gyllenhaal played a shy but horny young secretary who loved to be spanked.
Secretary, ladies and gentlemen.
That's right.
He also played Batman's love interest
in The Dark Knight.
What?
His greatest role of all time,
also being Maggie Gyllenhaal.
He really pulled a fast one on us.
And Peter Sarsgaard.
And a couple slow ones on him.
Sweet.
All right.
Ron Bennington is our winner!
Thank you.
Ron, if you don't want to throw the donut,
we could have Gail throw the donut,
whatever you'd like.
Here's what I'd like to do,
because I happen to be really great at skipping rocks.
And if everybody could just put their hands
on top of their heads.
Oh, I like that.
Let's treat it like our own.
Hands on top of their heads
and see if I can't skip this.
Skip it across.
I love it.
Here we go.
Oh!
Right in the drink.
Drain and clean that pond.
You skip some,
you drink some.
Yes.
Alright, so
you were playing for Kurt, right, Ron?
Kurt.
Come get your prizes, Kurt. Ron? Kurt. For my guy Kurt over there.
Come get your prizes, Kurt.
Kurt, come get everything.
You deserve it.
Come on up here.
Just having that Larry David portrait Does that just open a lot of doors for you?
All these stupid Marriott bags
You brought a bunch of them one other time before, right?
Who's the Marriott bag guy?
Yeah
Thanks time before, right? Who's the Marriott bag guy? Yeah.
Thanks.
I was like, hopefully tonight when I go out after the show, I'll have
lots of bags to carry around.
No, it's very nice.
Do they contain gift cards so that we can
stay at Marriott?
No, just a bag.
Yeah, just a bag for future prize bags,
which I do appreciate
because a lot of times
I just bring it
in a shitty laundry bag.
But my guests always
bring such nice bags
to put inside the bags
that it always works out.
Eat one, throw one.
Eat one, throw one.
They say imitation
is the sincerest form
of flattery.
But that's exactly what you sound like, dude.
Kate McEwchie!
Kate McEwchie!
What do you got going on?
What's going on?
Why are you in New York?
Any particular reason?
Just to see some Broadway.
Oh, I love it. Yeah.
What are you going to see? I'm going to go see Waitress
starring Sara Bareilles
and Dear Evan Hansen
and then maybe Sunday in the Park with
George or maybe Groundhog Day. I'm not sure.
So many options. What about Hello
Dolly? Is that already going?
It's got Bette Midler. It's like $2.50
a ticket. It's okay. It's worth it.
It's Bette Midler and Go to the $2.50 a ticket. It's okay. It's worth it. It's Bette Midler and...
Go to the what?
The Public?
Go to the Public.
The Public is not Broadway theater.
Are you guys in a showdown right now?
My brother used to work...
You're in a prop shop at the Public?
You know my brother?
And did you make name tags?
Yes!
Let's see them.
Prop shop.
They used to work with my brother.
They better be good.
He used to work with me.
This is too much.
Yeah, you take it back now, don't you?
Oh, it is kind of cool.
It's like an airplane safety card, but for the movie Airplane.
We're usually well better equipped.
Yeah, okay, that's all right.
You're probably also usually less drunk.
We're all better equipped.
That's what I do.
I get drunk at my shows.
That way I can spot the others.
Can find my people.
But anything to plug, Kate?
I'm in a movie coming out this summer called The Little Hours.
I don't know the exact date,
but it's John C. Reilly. Are you the title character?
The Little.
It's a really cool cast, and I get to play a nun.
And it's John C. Reilly plays our priest, and Molly Shannon is in it,
and Aubrey Plaza, Davey Franco.
Is anybody good in it?
I don't know.
Holy shit.
That sounds awesome.
It's going to be really fun. Is there a release date? I don't know. Holy shit. That sounds awesome. It's going to be really fun.
Is there a release date?
I don't know.
Summertime.
Okay.
What year?
2017.
Okay.
Josh Gondelman.
Thanks for having me, Doug.
It was a real pleasure.
Thank you for being here.
Thank you for being here.
How did they get that on there?
Oh, I get it.
That's like a late entry shithead.
They augmented it?
Yeah, they listened to what we were saying and then made their shithead.
Pretty clever.
Pretty clever, Moana.
All right, what do you got to plug, Josh?
Oh, gosh.
I guess watch last week tonight with John Oliver I'm just an enjoyer
I ride right for the show
just like a show I've been enjoying
that show's amazing
oh thank you
and I do stand up around the city
so if you are in New York City
go see him at the Comedy Cellar
places like that
very cool thanks a lot dude
the stand
go see him at the stand
you can come see me at the stand
what's that?
I said come see me
oh he wants you to play there
sure
why do you live upstairs from it?
Are you the props person?
It's just, is it convenient for you, that club?
Oh, you work there.
All right.
Hey, if everybody in the audience
could just yell out where you work,
let's get this over with.
Well, I'll try to come by
every one of your places of business.
Everybody plug something.
Aya Cash,
next season of You're the
Worst sometime in the fall. Anything
else you want us to...
Do you want to mention your husband's documentary again?
I realized I didn't even say the
name, which is sort of the point of a podcast.
The last right? Southern Right.
Southern Right. Yes. It was on HBO.
It may still be, but you can watch it
who did you point to?
the guy who won
oh he's got a copy of it
why don't you just be the distributor
of this film and make sure
everyone you've ever met sees it
I think it's still on HBO
and I also
like Last Week Tonight
because that's about all I got to plug too.
Very good.
It's just comforting that John Oliver
is willing to yell about Trump
for 30 minutes once a week.
I like it.
Gail Bennington.
Thank you so much for having me.
Great job tonight.
What do you... Just tell us when people can hear your show
Or if you have any live things coming up
I know you guys do lots of fun live shows
Yes, we're going to actually be
At the Moon Tower Comedy Festival in Austin
Nice
So we're going to be doing our show Comedy 101
Out there
And come check us out
That sounds awesome.
That's a fun place to do that.
Ron, do you want to just say the same thing?
No, I'll be appearing
at the stand.
Can't wait.
Always one-upping
me back and forth.
What does that say? What kind of train?
Path train?
Okay, okay, settle down.
I guess I haven't been watching enough New York One while I'm here.
One more time, everybody, for all of my terrific guests.
Ron Bennington, Gail Bennington, Aya Cash, Josh Gondelman, and Kate Micucci.
As always, Mitch McConnell is a shithead.
Emile Hirsch is a shithead.
Ben Affleck with a paddle is a shithead
I saved it because I feel like this would get the biggest reaction
The guy who threw up on the path train Friday night is a shithead
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you.
Because Doug loves movies.