Doug Loves Movies - Katlyn Carlson, Julia Mattison, Seth Herzog and Joel Waggoner guest

Episode Date: June 25, 2019

Live from the Gramercy Theatre in New York City, Doug welcomes Katlyn Carlson, Julia Mattison, Seth Herzog and Joel Waggoner to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies o...n Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers screaming maybe sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! We got one extra stool. No one died. It's just a little miscommunication is all. But we'll scoot this one over a little bit. No one will notice.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name's Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from one of my favorite places to do Doug Loves Movies! Coming to you once again from one of my favorite places to do Doug Loves Movies, the Gramercy Theater in New York City! Always so much fun
Starting point is 00:01:20 to do the show here. So many great name tags every time. And it's Monday, June, oh, what was that? It's Monday, June 24th, 2019. And I've hinted for weeks that tonight's show would have a theme that it would be based around musicals because Doug loves musicals. So the first question I have to ask you guys is did we make any
Starting point is 00:01:51 musical themed name tags or others are... Jay and Silent Rob Strike Back is still a legit, but I don't know why you led with that when you got Les Mizzle Rob right there. That fits the theme and also is one of the freakiest name tags I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:02:13 If anybody doesn't remember this one, check this shit out. There's Rob. There's Rob as Cosette. Can you do a few bars of Castle in the Cloud? Okay. Fair deal. Congratulations, Rob. The knitting never stops with you, does it?
Starting point is 00:02:38 What's your Twitter name, Katie? K8? K80 Freeman. K80 Freeman. Is this something you would make for people if they wanted to buy one? No? They could buy that one? Okay. She knitted a leg lamp from A Christmas Story.
Starting point is 00:02:59 It's not as scary as some of the other ones you've done, like the face hugger, but it's still super duper impressive. Oh, Saturday night, Steven. Steven? Steven? Your name is Steven? That's not true. What's another musical one?
Starting point is 00:03:20 Do we have any other musical ones? Where, where, where? Oh, oh, oh. La La Landrew. Good job. Good job, Landrew. I do like the Jordan in real life, though, because instead of Steve Carell's face on a bunch
Starting point is 00:03:35 of pancakes, it's my face on a bunch of pancakes. And that poster's always grossed me out. I'm like, who would put their fucking ear in pancake syrup and butter? That is so, so nasty. Alright, well good job everybody and thank you for bringing so many
Starting point is 00:03:51 name tags. I know I sprung the musical's theme on some of you. You probably weren't, you're probably maybe expecting an all Rambo episode or something. Doug plugs, tomorrow night, Doug Loves Movies is back in Los Angeles at the UCB Theater Franklin
Starting point is 00:04:07 location. This Saturday, June 29th, DLM is at the Improv in Pittsburgh at the extra special time of 2 p.m. Yeah, let's get it over with early, you guys. Why the fuck around?
Starting point is 00:04:23 Just waiting until 8 o'clock at night shit. I'm tired of it. And I'm excited to say that Douglas movies will be part of DCM. That's the Del Close Marathon. Normally done here in New York, but now it's out in Los Angeles this year. I know. Sorry. Probably shouldn't have brought it up here.
Starting point is 00:04:40 But it'll be at the UCP Theater out in L.A. And I'm excited to be a part of that. For all my dates and deets and links, go to DougLovesMovies.com! That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah! Hooray!
Starting point is 00:04:56 Shh! Shh! Shh! I mean, seriously, you guys. Anyone, raise your hand if you've never been to this show or heard of this show, like you're here tonight. Are you like, what kind of cult did I just stumble into? What are these, what is happening?
Starting point is 00:05:20 It's like Rocky Horror Picture Show, but it's a movie nobody's ever seen. And yet people all know what to yell out. Exciting news, though. So excited. I mean, that's what I wrote down, so that's what I'm going to... That's how I'm going to play it.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Because I follow the script. And I wrote down right here that 12 Guests at Christmas is coming back here to the Gramercy on Sunday, December 1st. And tickets are going to go on sale for everyone that's here tonight. As soon as the show's over,
Starting point is 00:06:01 you can just get in line outside and avoid the... I think it's almost like $9 in ticketing fees that you can skip if you just buy it right here at the box office after the show tonight. For everybody else, it'll be on sale tomorrow at noon, and they'll have to
Starting point is 00:06:18 pay those ticketing... I probably should be mentioning that to the listeners. Should have just kept that between me and you guys, that those prices are so high. Like, I've been keeping it down, because if you sell tickets for 15, then the service charge is four.
Starting point is 00:06:42 So these cost 19 tonight, right? And I've been holding at that for a while but as soon as you creep over that amount then the service fees get higher and I don't think that's fair. But whatever. We've had a really nice long run here
Starting point is 00:06:59 and if you can't afford to come anymore thank you for all the times that you did come. And now you have more time for your knitting. Leg lamp. That doesn't really light up, does it? Oh, god damn it.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Wait, you don't even need to plug it in? Look at that shit I mean seriously we should put that up on your wherever you sell stuff and get get it highest bidder going on that cuz that is a nice there's a nice item I mean whatever I'm sure one of my guests and I will pick that as their name tag. It's what always happens. Will they be able to keep it? Sure, she says. How long did it take you to make it?
Starting point is 00:07:54 Five months. Five months. Nobody's ever worked for five months on something and then given it to Jeff Tate. He's not here tonight. That was his stool. I just got tired of hearing all the chanting, so I was like, you're out. Yeah, don't do it.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Don't do it. I can't wait to tell him, even when you're not there, the't do it. Don't do it. I can't wait to tell them. Even when you're not there, the chant breaks out. Okay, what else did I want to talk to you guys about? Oh, dugouts. A dugout to everyone who purchased Live from Washington, D.C., Douglas Movies Premium episode. I hope that you all enjoyed it. brought a prize bag and i'd share
Starting point is 00:08:49 with you its contents now the prize bag says infinite cbd on it yeah so that's that's a cool bag that you can keep for stuff oh and also a water bottle that says infinite CBD. I didn't bring you guys any CBD. But, I mean, what's the rules on that? I don't even know. It's legal? Okay, well, next time I'll bring a shit ton of it. Got a Doug Loves Movies T-shirt, Doug Loves Movies sticker,
Starting point is 00:09:19 and then this is special for tonight. I mean, I don't know if the winner's going to appreciate this or not. But I'm going to give you... The winner is going to get the playbill from all six Broadway shows that I saw this week. All My Son's closing today. Beetlejuice will be around forever.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Chicago has been around forever. Burn This closes in a week or two. Hadestown, that's here to stay. And so, of course, is Tootsie. Tootsie and Beetlejuice are the only ones based on movies. You weren't that into Tootsie? Okay. Did you like Jeff, his roommate?
Starting point is 00:10:03 Yeah, he was my favorite. But anyway, there's lots to like about Tootsie, and I don't know why I have to defend it because of you. You are so miserable, Rob. You really live up to your name tag. Oh, and also, each one of those shows, I got two copies. I still have one for me to keep,
Starting point is 00:10:32 but I'm putting all these in the bag tonight. And I'd like you to now please help me in welcoming to the stage, give it up, four. You'll see why I paused there. This is a tricky one. Caitlin Carlson, Joel Wagner,
Starting point is 00:10:54 Julia Madison, and Seth Herzog! Yeah, high stool, baby. Hi, guys. Hello. We've got, as I like to say, two old bees and two new bees. Old bees. Old bees, yeah. Buzz buzz.
Starting point is 00:11:27 And I like to introduce you all individually, starting with the lady all the way on the other end. It's her first time on the show. Give it up, everybody, for Caitlin Carlson. Hello. Hi. Created the role of Chloe in Be More Chill right here on Broadway.
Starting point is 00:11:50 And way before that. You've been playing that part for years. Yeah, when the show first premiered in 2015 in Red Bank, New Jersey at Two River Theater. Yeah, you know, the show kind of died back then and it was revived last summer and now we're on Broadway until August 11th, so come fucking see us.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Yeah, they don't swear at you like that when you come to the show. They keep it all amongst the characters. I'm really fucking sorry. Just yelling F-bombs at people. But so much fun, and yeah, it's going until August 11th. And our friend George Salazar, Michael in the bathroom... Oh, yeah, it's going until August 11th and our friend George Salazar
Starting point is 00:12:26 Michael in the bathroom couldn't make it tonight because he's in the bathroom. Oh, he's in the bathroom. It's fun trying to get Broadway people to do a show on their night off because everybody's got so many things that they have to do
Starting point is 00:12:42 in that one night and many of them are benefits. You know, singing at an event of some kind. Yeah, so you've all been through that except Seth, maybe not. But... I've seen some theater. Let's say hello
Starting point is 00:12:57 to Caitlin's right. It's Joel Wagner, everybody. Hi. This isn't a benefit? I thought this was a benefit. No. I only go to benefits on my night off. I might be dying, so we could call it a benefit.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I'm dying slowly, but Joel is now a cast member in Be More Chill for the next seven weeks. Yeah, yeah. Till like July 9th, I think. Yeah, nice. a cast member in Be More Chill for the next seven weeks. Woo! Yeah, yeah. Till like July 9th, I think, July 9th. Yeah, nice. So maybe not seven weeks. But July 9th
Starting point is 00:13:33 is when you'll be there till. So go, you know, I mean, go see it whenever, but that'd be great to see Joel in it. And you are, you're playing three parts in it?
Starting point is 00:13:42 Yeah, I play like six or seven or eight parts. But what are the big ones? What are the ones that... I play a dad. The depressed dad that's always in his underwear? Yes, the dad that's always in his underwear.
Starting point is 00:13:54 And the guy who plays my son is 31, and I am 34. So you can do the math there. And then I play a drama teacher. Typical. And then I play a drama teacher. Typical. And then Pride Week. And then I play like a dancing monster, you know, a scary stock boy, things like that. Does the dad have a name, or is it just Mustachio Dad?
Starting point is 00:14:22 Actually, when they put my mustache on me the first time, because I went on in the middle of the show, because the guy who normally plays it tore his calf muscle in the middle of the show. They didn't have my mustache on me the first time because I went on in the middle of the show because the guy who normally plays it tore his calf muscle in the middle of the show. They didn't have my mustache ready yet and so it was this giant like Monopoly guy mustache that covered my entire mouth
Starting point is 00:14:35 and it looked like the Lorax so I would say I sort of was the Lorax is the name of the dad. Otherwise Mr. Here is that character's name. Mr. Here, H-E-E-R-E, right? Yeah. Wow, he really took it down there for a second.
Starting point is 00:14:53 I've just never heard that name before. And then that spelling. It's creative. It's creative. That monster costume? Yeah. Don't you feel like Masked Singer stole the looks Yeah. Yeah. That monster costume? Yeah. Doesn't it remind you, don't you feel like Masked Singer
Starting point is 00:15:08 stole the looks of the monster character from Be More Chill? Yeah. Right? Yeah. It's got a very similar look to it. The one T-Pain wore on the show. You're right, there are no eyes.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Yeah. It's just one mouth that you look through. Big fuzzy weird thing. This is a great joke for all the people who have seen both the mess zinger and be more chill that group
Starting point is 00:15:29 of four people are going to love this the middle of that Venn diagram is very skinny yeah no it's really it's not
Starting point is 00:15:36 it's a diseased Venn diagram I mean VD is right there for the taking. No. Yes. No. Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:51 No. Also here, it's a, sorry to use the expression again, a hold B. It's Julia Madison, everybody. Hello. Happy to be here. And an old bee. Old bee, yeah. I guess actresses don't want that. That's not a great nickname for you. I prefer. I feel like I'm only playing old women these days, which is great because then I can just keep playing old women until I'm an old woman. And then you'll never know.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Yeah, you could fucking Abe Vigoda or Wilford Brimley that shit. They were playing old guys in their 30s. She's been 68 for 30 years. Yeah, exactly. I'm a mystery to everyone. I'm Maggie Smith. How old is she really, you know? And then Dakota Fanning comes in and plays young B. Yes,
Starting point is 00:16:39 she would. And then the goal is, as we discussed, playing a woman with dementia in a wheelchair on stage who stares and says nothing, which is a lot of plays and musicals these days. A lot of musicals. Oh, yeah, no musicals. It's only plays.
Starting point is 00:16:54 That would be really sad for a musical, I imagine. Maybe it could be beautiful. Notebooks coming out. That's true. That's going to be a musical. But there's no scenes of the young people. That's true.
Starting point is 00:17:12 It's just her trying to read the book. We had to cut those for time. Yeah. It's just a lot of songs that the singing is very phlegmy and the lyrics
Starting point is 00:17:22 are often forgotten. They just hum through parts of it. It's a tap show. It was the fifth of... You know, that kind of thing. Seth Herzog is here,
Starting point is 00:17:36 everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Earned it. Earned it. Thank you. You guys go out and see him every Tuesday night at his show here in town. But it's monthly.
Starting point is 00:17:49 It's monthly now? Sweet. My former weekly comedy show is monthly, and it's at the Chelsea Music Hall, which tomorrow night. It should come tomorrow night if you guys are looking for something fun. Chris Gethard and Dan Soder and myself. How big is that place? It holds about 200 people.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Nice. That's great. You guys should all come tomorrow night. All right. 9 p.m. Sounds bigger, though. Yeah, it sounds like it's as big as this, but it's like a nice basement theater. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Yeah. You don't call a basement theater a hall. That's what I'm saying. They're really trying to confuse everyone. Yeah. I think they're going somewhere that's fancy, but you're just handcuffed and you have to stay there for the night. That's really all that happens.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Tell them that I think they should call it the attic. Even though it's in the basement? Really, yes. Really fuck with expectations. The Chelsea Music Attic? I'm here for the attic downstairs. I actually kind of like it. Yeah. Now, since you've been on the show before, Seth,
Starting point is 00:18:45 you know that it's very important to bring an item. Yeah. Or two or three. Some people go crazy with it. Yeah, for the prize bag. What do you have for this visit? I have some fun stuff for the prize bag. Yeah, so you say.
Starting point is 00:18:59 We'll be the judge of that. We'll see how much fun. Wrapped up, even though it's plastic, wrapped in bubble wrap, a Stella Retoire Pilsner glass, if you like beer, or if you don't.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Yeah. It's not going to break. It's not going to break even if it's not in the bubble wrap. No, it wouldn't. It's just plastic. But now with the bubble wrap,
Starting point is 00:19:20 it won't even chip. No, nothing. Not a dent. No problem. It won't even scratch the paint on the side of the plastic. A couple other things I brought.
Starting point is 00:19:29 If you like literature and the Fonz, Henry Winkler wrote this fictional book called Alien Superstar, about an alien becomes a movie star. So you can enjoy Henry Winkler's book. When did he do that? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:45 That must have been... I'm going to say sometime after Happy Days but before Bear. Yeah, I'd say this is how he filled that lull in there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:55 I think that musical is in development. Yeah, yeah. Actually. Alien Superstar? I mean, this is YA or something though, right? It's for kids?
Starting point is 00:20:02 You mean like why are you asking? Also, this is YA or something, though, right? It's for kids? You mean, like, why are you asking? Also, this is a free, uncorrected proof. Yep. Not for sale. If I'm going to be honest with you, it has not come out yet. That is like a galley of a book that's coming out. Oh, it's a little preview of this.
Starting point is 00:20:22 It's a preview. So I'm not selling it. I'm handing it out. Yeah. I'm not breaking the law. Nope. So how was it? The book?
Starting point is 00:20:30 Yeah. Oh, I read every word before I picked it up from someone else and brought it here. It's amazing. It's so funny. It's about an alien superstar. Grandma Wrinkle. Yeah, Grandma's name is Wrinkle. She's already a hit.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Grandma Wrinkle and I had planned a new identity for me, knowing that when I got to Earth, I was going to have to look human. Sounds like he's already got the sounding human part down. But those are his thoughts in Alien, but they had to translate it. They translated it for the book? Henry Winkler Knows Alien? Henry Winkler Knows Alien. Oh, now with Winkler and Wrinkle,
Starting point is 00:21:15 I'm liking it even less now. I didn't like it from jump. He thought for four days on what the name should be. Winkler. Winkler. Winkler. Just doler. Winkler. Winkler. Just do a barely anagram. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Just drop, take that R off of there. For those of you. You move the R, that's right. Yeah, just move it around a little bit. Move it over by the W.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Who have, still have DVD players. Oh. For the four of you who still have DVD players. What are they going to get to watch? Amazon Studios screeners of Hannah,
Starting point is 00:21:48 TV show Hannah. You get episodes one through eight. Is that a good show? And five through eight. Wait, you don't even get the whole season? No. One through four and five through eight. And then you got to just figure out the rest.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Wait, no, that sounds like one through eight. That sounds like the whole thing. I don't know if it ends at eight. There might be ten episodes. Okay. All right, so that's it? That's all I got. All right, well, I mean, that's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Yeah, yeah. Do you want to ask me anything? Thank you. Thank you. Good stuff. Winkler, be proud. You want to talk about anything? Thank you. Thank you. Good stuff. Winkler, be proud. Do you want to talk about anything else? Nuh-uh.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Anything you want to plug? No, we got to, you know. All right. We'll do some plugs at the end. Okay. Movies I've seen or anything? Yeah, we'll get to that part. All right, okay.
Starting point is 00:22:44 What'd you bring for the prize, Meg Julia? Oh, I brought... I feel like a good... Have you guys seen Bathtubs Over Broadway yet? Has anyone seen that? Yes. Okay, you guys should watch it. It's on Netflix now.
Starting point is 00:22:56 It's neat. It's neat. It's about this guy who collects all these records of all these old industrial commercial musicals that no one's ever meant to see. This was a huge thing, I guess. And I only learned about it this year, but in a strange way, because the commercial musical is alive and well. This year I wrote an Olay musical. It was one night on Broadway. It was a 45-minute
Starting point is 00:23:18 musical about face cream. And it was basically The Wiziz uh with face cream they went to four friends on a journey you know very original and i had a lot of champagne and took all the swag i could and these are the last three items of swag from that event which is ole eyes for dark circles wrinkles and puffiness it's very nice tried it myself uh an ole energizing mist which is really nice. Can we all just do Is it open? Yeah. Yeah, let's all take a shot of that. It's really, really, this one I genuinely love. I'm like, I will get behind this product.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Seth likes to run through it. Yeah, yeah. Really brings him back to his childhood. Doug, would you like to try it? It's just water. Yeah, and it smells nice. Just water. Oh, yeah. There it is. That was a good mist. Oh, it's got a nice. Just water. Oh, yeah. There it is. Wow.
Starting point is 00:24:06 That was a good mist. Oh, it's got a nice scent to it, too. Nice scent, right? Yeah. And energizing. You wake up in the morning. And this, yeah. That's just maced.
Starting point is 00:24:15 No extra turns. It's just a gentle mace. It's a really gentle mace. Get on your tongue. It's very sweet. Oh. That's the move. Refreshing in every way.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Yeah, that's nice. If the home audience only knew what just happened. Oh, yeah, exactly. For all you listeners at home. And the last one I have is Olay Calming Liquid Cleanser with, you guessed it, Hungarian water essence. The only water essence. Did they bring that in from Hungary? Yeah. No, no, it's just essence. The only water essence. Did you bring that in from Hungary? Yeah. No, no, it's just essence. It's just the vibe.
Starting point is 00:24:51 It's an empty jar of essence. Do I have to declare all of this essence? Yeah. What is Hungarian water essence? I leave it to you to decide. And so that's it. That's the story. Olay! That is amazing. Yay! Could you give us a sample lyric from the Olé industrial musical?
Starting point is 00:25:10 Oh, sure. Fragrance free. Aloe cucumber and tea. Hungarian water essence. And the chance to finally be. Sensitive. Treat yourself right. Sensitive. see the light
Starting point is 00:25:26 etc. Yeah! Thank you. Yeah! You know, don't know how to rhyme really with Hungarian water essence
Starting point is 00:25:32 so you're just gonna sneak it in where you can and rhyme with things around it. That's the key. Songwriting, you know?
Starting point is 00:25:38 That's that. The only thing I can think of to rhyme with essence is Donald Pleasance. Pleasence? You just throw in a Michael Myers riff. Joel?
Starting point is 00:25:52 Yeah? I'm very excited about what you brought. I'm not being facetious. You know what, though? I'm feeling so energized from that spritz. Right? Right, listeners? I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Okay, so the first prize is my father's dowry. No, I'm kidding. But I am single and it's Pride Week, so... The first thing I brought was this scratch-off ticket that I discovered in my bag, and it is worth $2. Now, it is like Indiana Jones Fragile, so you have to be careful with it
Starting point is 00:26:23 because it might fall apart. That is dumb. Or disintegrate before the night is over. And the other is the CityMD urgent care first aid kit that fits in your pop. There's antiseptic in there. Be safe. And some bandanas.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Band-aids. Bandanas. I saw it coming and I thought, let's just say it. But yeah, that's my epic contribution to tonight. Thank you so much. $2 can really do a lot these days. $2 is a lot. You can get like a whole sub now
Starting point is 00:26:56 at Subway, right? They've lowered the prices. For $2? $5. $2 foot long. We're coming for you. That part's not in it. Why did you cash in those two bucks? You walk by the place every day, right? Absolutely forgot, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:14 All right. Caitlin, Katie. All right. So Doug suggested smartly that I bring some Be More Chill swag. So, yes. Half of it, I brought a bunch of things. Half of it is Be More Chill, half of it is unrelated. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 00:27:34 So the first thing is the bag is part of the prize. It's a Be More Chill. It's a beautiful Be More Chill bag. Which we all love. We like to fold them up and put them in a small space and forget to bring them to the grocery store. A Be More Chill sippy cup. Unused, I promise. Pristine.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Shubert Organization. That's our employer. I fucking love sippy cups. Especially ones that are super chill. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if they're going to take our straws away, we should just transition into all sippy cups.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Yeah. You can barely spill it. Agreed. So this is where it really goes off the sippy cups. Yeah. You can barely spill it. So this is where it really goes off the rails thematically. Okay. So this is a cool gift that I got as a teenager many years ago. But I promise it's pretty pristine. I've just kept it.
Starting point is 00:28:17 It's been sitting on a bookshelf in my guest room for a long, long time. This is a gift that my parents gave me when I took AP Psychology. It's a psycho box! A box of psychological games! And it's like full of shit that you look at and it's like, is it an old lady
Starting point is 00:28:36 or a young woman? You know, like that kind of thing. My ex-boyfriend must have that. So there's some fun stuff. You'll have a grand old time. That is a lot less chill. Significantly less chill. Psychobox is really the opposite of be more chill. I know.
Starting point is 00:28:52 That's what makes you know it was made in the 90s and not currently. And finally, Hungarian Essence googly-eyed glasses. Oh. Oh, those are cool. Oh, that's great. And I kind of hate to part with these. I would keep those if I were you. No, that's great. And I kind of like hate to part with these, but... I would keep those if I were you. No, they...
Starting point is 00:29:08 No one would be mad at you for keeping those because they're amazing. All right. So all of this stuff. Yeah. Someone's going home with all this junk tonight, but just one person, and we will determine that in a little bit.
Starting point is 00:29:26 But before we do that, like Seth said, I've got questions. Starting with, you know what it was, Seth. What was the last movie you saw? If you die today, what was the last movie of your life? This would be weird. It would always be my maybe, yeah. The Netflix movie. The Netflix movie.
Starting point is 00:29:54 It's a feature. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not Steven Spielberg. I don't mind Netflix making movies. Yeah, yeah. It's super fun. I hear nothing but good things. I loved it.
Starting point is 00:30:06 And could you verify that Keanu Reeves is funny in it? He's so great. Oh, so good. Those who have seen it, he is so great that his character of him playing himself in that way should be its own film. And you know what you mean when you see it. Like, he plays a version of himself that starts normal and goes into a very weird spot. Okay, all right. Well, I mean,
Starting point is 00:30:25 it's already a weird spot to me because it's a romantic comedy and he's not one of the leads. No. So, like, it's already a comedy and he's the comedy relief? Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Like, that's, I can't wait. He's very funny. I mean, I can wait, obviously, because I haven't watched it yet. But I do intend to see it and that helps push me in that direction. Yeah, yet. But I do intend to see it, and that helps push me in that direction.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Yeah, and Michelle Buteau is super funny in it, and Ali Wong and Randall Park wrote it for themselves. Yeah, good for them. Yeah, good for them. Good for them. Yeah, that's what I said. Let's write one for us, Seth. Yeah, we should, right?
Starting point is 00:31:02 Hey, Netflix, we're writing a movie. Give us $4 million. That's how this works, right? Oh, really? We get the money up front? You get the money up front, and you can do whatever you want with it. Oh, I thought we'd have to show them a script or something.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Julia, do you know the last motion picture you saw? Yesterday, I went to the theater and saw Booksmart. You did? I did, and I loved it. Really enjoyed myself. Beanie. It's so damn funny, that movie. Beanie Feldstein. That whole cast.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Beanie is the best. Love Beanie, I know. So good. And a musical theater person herself. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. To tie it all together, you know? Yeah, I felt like, you know, that movie felt to me like a wackier Lady Bird.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Yeah. You know, because it was still Beanie, and then that Caitlin Dever, she's great. It's in, in like my top five of those last day of high school before our lives changed forever. In one night? Yeah. I mean Can't Hardly Wait was a big one for me. I really enjoyed
Starting point is 00:31:53 Can't Hardly Wait. And I feel like it's up in there. Top five of that genre? I couldn't name five in that genre. American Graffiti. That's the genre. I'm confused. Super Bad. Am I crazy? Super Bad. Super Bad.
Starting point is 00:32:07 That's the top three. Super Bad was last day of school? Just about. It's more than like if we don't do it now. We gotta get this in. American Pie, right? American Pie. All the American Pies.
Starting point is 00:32:19 American Pie. It's in my top five movies that have a ticking clock. Yep. We gotta get this done by this time. Back to the Future. So Smokey and the Bandit. Back to the Future, Ticking Clock. Cannonball Run and Booksmart.
Starting point is 00:32:34 And Spellbound. Same category. Bridges of Madison County, that clock. She's coming home. Right? Yeah, they've got to get it done. Top five movies with enigmatic women. Just mysterious
Starting point is 00:32:47 underwritten women. Yeah, I was going to say enigmatic because the man wrote it. Exactly. Runaway Bride. Runaway Bride, sure. This gentleman ran into the room. There's a problem out on the street with a runaway
Starting point is 00:33:03 bride. Runaway Bride. Somebody get her. Help, there's a runaway bride on 23rd. We don't know if she's going to run to Lexington or 6th. Don't stop her. She probably has a reason. So let her be. Let her be.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Right. That runaway bride, she was crazy. She had sneakers on under her dress. She was ready to run. She knew it was happening. Yeah, that poster. She had sneakers on under her dress. She was ready to run. She knew it was happening. Yeah, that poster, she had sneakers on, man. Are you going to a race or a wedding? I don't know. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:33:32 We'll see which one it turns out to be. Joel, last motion picture you saw. I don't mean to hit you with these hard balls. No, I don't mind hard balls. It's Pride Week. Actually, the last movie I did see was Almost Be a Baby. I had food poise this week. And it was bad.
Starting point is 00:33:52 So is that where you're poisoned but you look really good? Yeah. Food poise. Yeah, I had food poise this week. So I did watch that film. But before that, I don't know if you guys have seen on Netflix. You probably haven't. There's a series of television shows
Starting point is 00:34:06 on a fake channel called Slow TV, and it's a Norwegian channel with up to eight to ten hours of just events that occur over a long period of time. Wow. So you can have the TV on at all times. So when I was really sick on Thursday, I watched a direct from sheep to sweater
Starting point is 00:34:25 knitting competition that took six hours. It was a six-hour film. It was sort of a film, but it was like a documentary, but there were interviews, and it was a documentary of basically watching a sheep be shorn,
Starting point is 00:34:40 spun into thread, and knitted by Norwegian women whilst chatting, and they finished a sweater in that time. Do you get to buy the sweater at the end? I don't know. I think so.
Starting point is 00:34:50 What do they learn in the end? What do they learn? Yeah. Actually, I think it's a competition. I think one of them wins. I don't know if they win. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:34:58 that was the last. Besides Always Me, maybe that was the last thing I watched. Okay. That was Phil Mech. And Keanu Reeves and surprise entrance is so
Starting point is 00:35:06 as the sheep was so good oh my lord amazing I thought he was bad but check it out slow TV slow TV there's a lot of options it's a real
Starting point is 00:35:20 network you're saying or slow TV that sounds like the channel I'm on. Yeah. I'm on the 420 channel on Pluto TV. Katie? So my real answer is Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion.
Starting point is 00:35:37 I love that answer. So great. But I'm going to tell you, it was a palate cleanser to Vox Lux. That was going to be the last movie I watched before this, because I knew I had to have one in mind. I was like, that's a fun, weird one to say, and it fucked me up,
Starting point is 00:35:49 and I had to watch Romeo and Michelle's High School Reunion. I haven't seen it yet. Okay, so if you haven't seen Vox Lux, it's if Lady Gaga happened because of a school shooting. Oh, no. So real light, very unpretentious. The credits roll backwards during the beginning of the movie.
Starting point is 00:36:12 It's like... Oh, no. So, go see it. Hence... Yeah. Hence, Roman Shell. That movie's part of a series of films, maybe, by the same filmmaker that have the word...
Starting point is 00:36:26 I mean, he made other movies. Lux or Vox in it or something, but... I don't know. Who's the actor in it? Well, Natalie Portman is the Gaga. Oh, Natalie Portman, okay. I think Brady Corbett is the director-writer, sort of a young auteur.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Oh, yeah. So maybe it's part of a fucking, like, triptych of weird-ass films. He part of a fucking like Brady Corbett he made that name up Brady Corbett I assume it's John Corbett's son Brady Bunch and a John Corbett poster next to each other gave him his name
Starting point is 00:36:56 yeah he totally Kaiser Soze'd that shit I get what you're doing yeah yeah yeah I just saw that in another movie recently where somebody Totally Kaiser Soze'd that shit. I get what you're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just saw that in another movie recently where somebody, oh, Elton John decides to call himself Elton John because there's a picture of John Lennon on the wall. Really?
Starting point is 00:37:13 Okay, if you say so. That's my favorite thing in any film or TV show, the panic of the, uh, bar, uh, speaker. I'm bar speaker. Every time it happens, it cracks me up. No one can think of a real name. No. Any character.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Doubtfire. That's happened the same way. Doubtfire, yeah. Did it? Yeah. Doubtfire, dear. Was that on the vacuum or something? Has anyone ever seen a Doubtfire on the newspaper?
Starting point is 00:37:39 Like police Doubtfire was caused by whatever. And he's like, oh. I can't do it. No, it's fine. Me either. Doubtfire, dear was cars. Plus, whatever. And he's like, oh. I can't do it. No, it's fine. Me either. Doubt, fire, tear. Oh, it's fire, tear. But that trope was parodied brilliantly in Wayne's World 2,
Starting point is 00:37:52 which is like a low-key, wonderful movie. Absolutely. It's like Wayne's World. Who's going to be there? Aerosmith. Old man flashing a kayak out of a log. Rip Taylor. And then he was.
Starting point is 00:38:02 That's true. And then Rip Taylor was there. That's very true. Yeah. Well, he shows up everywhere. Rip Taylor and then he was that's true and then Rip Taylor was there yeah well he shows up everywhere you don't have to say his name three times no
Starting point is 00:38:11 just once alright so everybody answered that one we got through that that worked that worked out pretty good yeah
Starting point is 00:38:23 feels like a lot my cocktail is gone should we order That worked out pretty good. Feels like a lot. My cocktail is gone. Should we order new drinks? Yeah! There's no waitstaff to speak of, but they just might magically appear. I'm having a vodka soda,
Starting point is 00:38:38 Tito's and soda, or Ciroc, or whatever the hell. I'll have a Tito's and Cran, because I'm trying to get rid of this UTI. Nice. I'll do a Tito's and Soda, another Doug special. Oh wow, we're all doing that? I'll do the Tito's and Soda.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Just bring a big punch bowl of Tito's and Soda. I'll do a Tito's and Cran because I'm trying to get rid of Seth's UTI. Nice. I'd like to get rid of Seth's UTI. Nice. Yeah. I like to spread that around. Spreading.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Wait, what? Spreading my UTI around. Gross. Yeah. Just stands for utility. All right, I got a bonus question. Yeah, Seth, this one, you're not ready for it. I'm not ready for this, Joey.
Starting point is 00:39:32 It's going to come flying at you. All right. But since I wanted to make this night a celebration of musicals, what's your Favorite movie Musical Seth Herzog Oh my god I have many
Starting point is 00:39:48 First one I thought of Is What popped into your head Scrooge The Albert Finney Musical You know that one It's crazy weird
Starting point is 00:39:57 Trippy Version of A Christmas Carol But it's a Musical And that's that That song's in that one Thank you very much Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:40:06 That's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. And they didn't do shit for him when he sings that song. No. I love that movie. We watched it growing up. Isn't it great? It's a Christmas Carol. It's a Christmas Carol.
Starting point is 00:40:19 It's a Christmas Carol. Every song is weird. That's excellent. And it's shot in that British time when they shot The Prisoner. So everything is trippy and unacid. It's a great song by Carol. You're flat.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Oh my God. Do you have a favorite, Julia? Oh, my God. Do you have a favorite, Julia? Now I'm on the Christmas train, so I'm only thinking of Muppet Christmas Carol, which is a favorite, but specifically the one that has The Love Is Gone in it, because they cut it because it was too sad.
Starting point is 00:41:03 Oh, I got a boo. Come on. The love is gone. It's so sad. Wait, I got a boo. Come on. The love is gone. It's so sad. Wait, there's more than one version of this movie out there? So Muppet Christmas Carol, in its entirety, fantastic. They did a new cut where Michael Caine and what's her name? The woman that he's in love with, Scrooge.
Starting point is 00:41:22 They sing this heartbreaking song on a bridge where she's like, I'm leaving you. They sing The Love Is Gone and he cries. And they were like, it's too sad for a kid's movie. So they cut it in the future ones, but that song is dope. It's so dope. Full cut. Isn't it with Chloe Sevigny or something?
Starting point is 00:41:36 No, I don't think so either. Wait, maybe. I don't think it's her. Do you think? Does anybody know? I don't know. Great movie, though. It's an old lady, though, right?
Starting point is 00:41:43 It's Michael Caine, right? It is Michael Caine.. It's an old lady, though, right? It's Michael Caine, right? It is Michael Caine. So it's an older lady. But a young woman. Oh. Because he's being young Scrooge in the past. It's Christmas past in the story of the Christmas Carol. But he's still him?
Starting point is 00:41:55 He's not played by a younger dude? He is, but then he pushes the younger dude to the side and stands behind the young woman that he used to love. Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why they cut it. It was a little creepy looking. We're Marley and Marley. It's a hit.
Starting point is 00:42:16 It's a hit. I want to see that now. Seth, I forgot the full question when I asked you. Let's go back to you. What's your favorite musical and perform some of it for that now. Seth, I forgot the full question when I asked you. Let's go back to you. Okay. What's your favorite musical? And perform some of it for us now.
Starting point is 00:42:29 All right, here we go. I am the ghost of Christmas present! And that's all I know from that. Yeah! Who is that, Gonzo? It was Gonzo. No, no, the thing with Scrooge, he does a song. Which Muppets are what, though?
Starting point is 00:42:43 Which Muppets like Jacob Marley? The Sattler and Waldorf. Or Marley and Marley. Oh, Sattler and Waldorf. Yeah. Yeah. And they're like, mine was dead, mine was dead.
Starting point is 00:42:55 I've been dead the whole time. Nothing more dead than watching a room with these people. You know, it's great. They got bits for days. Gonzo is Cratchit. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Do they? Gonzo is Charles Dickens. Oh, he's Dickens. Kermit is Cratchit. Kermit's Cratchit, yeah. And Piggy is... Kermit saved the best part for himself. ...his wife?
Starting point is 00:43:17 Is Bunsen Honeydew the ghost of Christmas Future? Because he's a scientist. Oh, he tries to get money for the charity, I think. Yeah. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah, I guess they have to work them all in there somewhere. Yeah, he tries to get money for the charity, I think. Is that right? Yeah. I guess they have to work them all in there somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:29 One of the best things about that film is how every actor takes it as earnestly as possible. Oh, yeah. It's Michael Caine's best role. It really is. We're not joking. It is extraordinary acting and performances in this film. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:41 Oh! Hey, thanks, guys. Oh, good. I don't know. Yes, thank you. Pass the cranberries around. Thank you. Yeah. Oh! Hey, thanks, guys. Oh, good. I don't know. Yes, thank you. Pass the cranberries around. Thank you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:49 Thank you. Yeah, the cranberry on the... Yeah, perfect. They nailed it. Well done. Thank you. Yeah. I'll see you guys
Starting point is 00:43:57 on December 1st, Gramercy Theater. Plug. Yeah, throw that in there in case they missed it the first time. In case anybody's just tuning in. I love that gag.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Did I ask you, Joel, already your favorite? No. You know, there are so many, but the first one that came into my mind, and I don't know if this totally counts, correct me, because I'm a huge musical fan, obviously, but man, that
Starting point is 00:44:26 original Willy Wonka is just so good. Amazing. 100%. Amazing. Now perform some of it. I want to feast. I want to bean feast. Whatever that is.
Starting point is 00:44:42 Why did you want a feast of beans? I just think that's so amazing. I want a feast. I want a bean feast. You're 12. I always thought she was saying big feast. No. Bean feast. Bean feast.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Bean. A bean feast. When you're so rich, you can't think of anything normal to have a feast of. Who the fuck are you? What were you raised on? I want something poor. People eat beans. Give me beans.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Tati, I want something poor. People eat beans. Give me beans. Daddy, I want beans now. That's my favorite line in the entire show. She's thinking of it. I want a feast. Yeah, she's really like, I want a bean feast. Listeners, you won't be able to see that moment that I just acted out for you.
Starting point is 00:45:20 He had some real acting out. He really nailed it. What do I want? That's the craziest thing she could think of. I want a doubt fire. I want? That's the craziest things you could think of. A doubt fire. I went to a bean feast. You just saw a bean in the corner.
Starting point is 00:45:31 A bean feast. It was a drive-by bean feast. I saw you seeing the beans. Thank you. That helps me. So good.
Starting point is 00:45:44 Wow. Do more. There's so much good stuff. The Candyman College. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Right now.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Your mouth moves so much. That's what he said. Pride week. Pride week. Hashtag pride week. Hashtag pride. Is it supposed to be Christmas related? No
Starting point is 00:46:08 I think it just turned out to be because everybody just got on a on a roll there but you know it's true though that I bet you
Starting point is 00:46:17 most musicals have a sequence at least one sequence with Christmas yeah like happens a lot in musicals because it's a good time for the press you know, another ticking clock.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Oh, Christmas is coming. Yeah, oh, God, Christmas is coming. Oh, shit, Christmas just happened. How are we going to solve this by act one? Well, if we're doing Christmas ones, then The Tinseltones wins starring Tia Lowry of Tia and Tamara fame. And Tori Spelling. I've never heard of this movie.
Starting point is 00:46:42 Just check it out. It will take me too long to talk about it. Just go. The Tinseltones. Where do we see it? There's a singing competition at the mall. And Tori Spelling heads up one group. And Tia heads up the other.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Wow. Wow, wow, wow. What happens? A lot of cracked out Christmas arrangements. Do they ever switch places? I can't tell you. This is my plug, by the way. Tinsel Tones.
Starting point is 00:47:07 That's all I got. Can you give us a taste of it? Absolutely not. It's that special. It's that special. You gotta experience it, you guys. I wouldn't know where to look for that. Maybe it's on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Probably not. No? I'm sure it's Google-able. It's Tori Spelling's finest work. She wouldn't bury that. No, no, no. She was saying she stepped over that low bar that was on the ground. It was actually a soccer field.
Starting point is 00:47:37 It was just painted on the grass. She walked over, sang a little song. There's a 12 Days of Christmas that's like four times as fast as like anyone should do anything. So it's worth watching. Oh, they sing 12 Days of Christmas way too fast. Five golden rings. Because I get impatient with that part.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I like that part to be sped up. They always lay too hard into five golden rings. Just fucking spit it out already. We have to hear sped up. Yeah, exactly. They always lay too hard into Five Golden Rings. Oh, yeah. Like, just fucking spit it out already. We have to hear it 12 times. Yeah. 12 goddamn times.
Starting point is 00:48:10 That's the best part of a caroling disrupter. Yeah, Five Golden Rings is like, that's the one. Everyone wants to be that one. Yeah. You speed through the others,
Starting point is 00:48:18 but you get like a real solo in there. I think the whole Eddie Izzard bit about people running in from the other room to, Five Golden Rings! That's a little Eddie Izzard bit about people running in from the other room. Five quarters.
Starting point is 00:48:29 See, it's so long you didn't even bother finishing it. It takes forever. It takes forever, yeah. For no good reason. It's like an Appalachian chant. Time comes. See you next year. I'm not even going to finish it.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Katie, do you have a favorite? Well, my real answer is Little Shop of Horrors. Yay! Yeah. Sure. Great choice. I mean, it's just so brilliant and great, but my Christmas answer
Starting point is 00:48:58 is the feature-length TV special, Pee-wee's Christmas Special. Good choices. Two-p Special. Oh, good choices. Wow. Two punch. Do some of it. Well, there's like KD Lang like drunkenly running around.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I don't even remember what she's singing, but she's like making out with Globie and like laughing maniacally. And then like Grace Jones comes out as like a robot and sings like Little Drummer Boy or something. I wouldn't deign to do impressions of these people um come they told me that's the one was that katie lang no grace jones that was grace jones julia that's how she does it she was statuesque because she was a literal statue during either you're recognizing them or he's terrible at doing it i don don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I can't tell. And then those three ladies with guitars like walking in a winter wonderland. Like the three ladies in white in guitars. Little Richard's in it. Little Richard's in it. That I remember. In case you weren't familiar with that.
Starting point is 00:50:01 He's going to make a great ghost when he's gone. Instead, I'll just do an impression of Terry when any of the times he goes, good one, Pee-wee. He's a very supportive friend. That is a good... That's good. Good Terry impression.
Starting point is 00:50:18 I mean, now that we're into the impressions, I want to keep going. Who's got an impression that, you know, people never hear? Do you have one, Seth, that's unusual? I do Benjamin Harrison.
Starting point is 00:50:36 He fucking kills it. He was our, like, 14th president. And you do him doing what? What's the setup? He's at like a CVS. And he's trying to do
Starting point is 00:50:50 the chip card. He doesn't understand it. He does this whole monologue about I don't understand why we had to get new cards with chips in it when the old card works really well. And now I gotta sit here and put it in. Are you doing the impression now? Yeah, now it's happening now. Oh, that was it?
Starting point is 00:51:07 Yeah. Because it kind of sounded like you were saying what he would say in the impression. No, that's what he said. That's what he said. But you weren't doing it yet. No, Benjamin Harrison, it's a little high. It's like, what's up with this? This is kind of weird.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Like, he had a high-pitched voice. It's very weird. He's probably never seen one before. He's like, that's brilliant. Okay. Yeah. And that's it? that's brilliant. Okay. Yeah. And that's it? That's all you got?
Starting point is 00:51:27 Yeah. He does a speech I don't want to talk about. Julia? I've been doing a lot of Elizabeth Warren recently. And I feel like I like to sing as her more than I like to speak as her. So I'll go into it. Well, folks, here we are at Doug Loves Movies, and I'd like to sing a little song from my favorite musical.
Starting point is 00:51:52 This is from Annie. Maybe far away Or maybe real nearby He's sitting playing piano. She's sitting straightening his tongue. Thank you. She just got my vote.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Hey, that's right. She's going to go on American Idol. Joel, do you have any fun ones? I'm terrible at impressions. Do you want like a singing impression? I love singing impressions. Well, I don't know. I don't have a singing.
Starting point is 00:52:35 I've been practicing my Natasha Leone. Oh, I love it. It's fucking hard, you know. That's bad. Hold on. I had it really fucking going, you know what I'm saying? Like, fuck this shit. This sucks. Say cockroach. It sucks. Cockroach.
Starting point is 00:52:50 I don't know. I'm not really good with impressions. What do I need? A vocal impression. This is... I'm tanking. This is what it's like. I don't know. Like, Blink-192. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 192. Yes. Yes. It's that syllable shift that does it.
Starting point is 00:53:11 That syllable shift. Well, you do a Lord one that's so good. Oh, yeah. This is Lord saying corn. Corn. Corn. Corn. Corn. Young female vocalists have like signed some kind of blood treaty to like name every vowel when they say any vowel.
Starting point is 00:53:35 The vowel is sometimes way. They put glottals on like the beginnings of words that don't have them like. I love your smile. Your hair is soft. Your hair is soft? Your hair is soft. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:53:58 Your hair is soft. The air is soft. You're so good. Wow, let's skip over me real quick. Julia, you need to set up that impression with, this is Lorde at the cafeteria choosing between zucchini and corn. Because then they will have heard corn normal once,
Starting point is 00:54:24 and then you'll just lay into that corn. Yeah. She's working with Chipotle. I'm, I'm, I'm corn. There's four R's in the way she spells that. Hey, Lauren, what's your favorite band? You know that one that plays the bagpipes? Cone.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Wet Papa Roach. Hey, Lord, what's your favorite Nadia Imbruglia song? Charm. What does your boyfriend watch when you're not at home? Grace and Frankie. All right. That concludes first impressions. Oh, wait. Katie, do you have one?
Starting point is 00:56:05 Well, now I'd rather just kill myself. I used to do a Katie Holmes, but it's been a while. No, that's so good. Not impressive anymore. not impressive anymore. Woo-hoo!
Starting point is 00:56:30 Yeah, she needs to, you know, get out there more. She's like, people are forgetting about her. She's contractually not allowed. She came to be more chill. She did, but, you know, that was a special occasion.
Starting point is 00:56:44 And Suri came with a fringe on top. Oh, that was a deep joke. Oh, boy. That was an Oklahoma exclamation point joke. Yes, yes, yes. Oklahoma, okay. It's just not that rousing. It's just okay.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Oklahoma, so-so. All right, so. Oh, man. I'm going to have a great time. I'm having a really good time here. Yeah, you guys all did amazing impressions. But now we're going to move on. We're moving away from the talent portion.
Starting point is 00:57:27 Oh, Lord. And Sue's next. Yes, yes, yes. People are ahead of me. Everybody. Oh, these are so good. Let the games begin. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:57:40 Wait. Ladies and gentlemen. Look at that. You have to pick a name tag It's so elaborate You have to physically get your hands on it Are you going for the leg lamp? I knew that would get picked right away
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Starting point is 00:59:41 but who's got a big sign I can hit? Oh, there's a good one. I do not know why the audience never tires of this. Oh. All right. Let's talk name's good. Someone hit Tim America. We're out? Let's talk name tags. Good sign.
Starting point is 01:00:07 You still have another package. Who are you playing on behalf of there, Seth? I got Larry. Larry did this great poster of the Larry Horror Picture Show, which, to be honest, is my favorite, you know, movie musical, which I should have said when you asked me, but I thought of that Scrooge thing first. But this is my favorite.
Starting point is 01:00:27 It's got Brightman as Riff Raff, Your Frankenfurter, Jeff Tate as Magenta, and then Trey Gallen as Columbia. Which I wish I'd give this to Trey, because no one would ever imagine him as Columbia, ever in a million years. I often call him Little Trey. Do you really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Lil Trey. Instead of Lil Nell. And this is great. You got the font exactly right. You really nailed it. Yeah, good job, Larry. Very impressed. Good poster.
Starting point is 01:00:56 There you go. And look who got leg lamp. Look who got leg lamp. This is Katie. A Katie Miss story. Did you knit this? Mm-hmm. Fullyar leg lamp. This is Katie. A Katie Miss story. Did you knit this? Mm-hmm. Fully knit leg lamp.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Took five months. Lantern lights inside of it. A functional lamp. I'm blown away. And you can watch her knit it on Netflix. On her slow TV for six hours. Callback. This is really incredible. Do you want to keep that, Julia? Yeah. For six hours. Callback!
Starting point is 01:01:26 That's really incredible. Do you want to keep that, Julia? Yeah. Because she says you can have it. Wait, I can have it? Well, I'm hoping to... I'll hope to do well enough that you can win, but maybe should I just lose on purpose now, and then I can just...
Starting point is 01:01:38 No, I'm going to try to win. If I win, I'm going to keep it. And if you lose? What if I lose? She's going to throw it. I'm going to keep it. And if you lose? What if I lose? She's going to throw it. Break it. It's going to be at Housing Works tomorrow. This is really, really beautiful.
Starting point is 01:01:55 All right, Joel, who are you playing for? Hey, I got cloudy mic balls. Cloudy with a chance of mic balls. Cloudy with a Chance of Mike Balls. Cloudy with a Chance of Mike Balls. Based on, first of all, based on the children's book, which you need to read first because the illustrations are both haunting and specific. The film is actually really good. I haven't seen Cloudy with a Chance 2, but the first one is surprisingly moving.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Oh, it's very funny, too. Very funny and moving. Like most good films, Julia. You want both? Yeah, I want both. You want both. You want to have a Pixar experience. So, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:31 And I got some Mike and Ike mega mixes here. Great. That's what we're playing for. That's what I need in my candies, a mega mix. I just wait for the beat to drop whenever I eat candy. That's why you don't stop and I wait for my blood sugar to drop until I eat candy what do you got there Katie?
Starting point is 01:02:57 Jill would you hold my UTI medication? again? so this is Kent Hardly Wait, which is one of my favorite formative teen movies. And you can see here, Doug, you are Ethan Embry. Oh, okay. I'll take that part.
Starting point is 01:03:16 There are two burrito cards affixed to the top corner. How much are those good for? Yeah, burrito, Kent, I guess that's your... Eight bucks, probably? Each? Yeah, burrito, Kent, I guess. Eight bucks, probably? Each? Damn. Alright. You got two $10 ones and then only spent two bucks on each? What?
Starting point is 01:03:33 Nothing. And, um, wait, who's this? Is that a friend of yours? Oh, that might be him. Oh, that's you. Oh, shit. Oh, you guys are so cute. Oh, good for you. Right on. Yeah, they're in the movie now.
Starting point is 01:03:47 That's on the poster. That's, um... Is that, uh... Oh, who else was in the poster? Yeah. Lauren Ambrose. Lauren Ambrose. That's the one.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Yes, who, of course, played Eliza Doolittle in the recent production of My Family. Good omen that I couldn't remember the name of the actors in the movie. The girl who's locked in the bathroom with Seth Green and they had their night together. That's right. They lose their Vs. Great role. Yeah. Apparently she can wait.
Starting point is 01:04:14 She can. Here's your medicine. Thank you. Alright, so those are the folks you'll be playing on behalf of this evening. I've got a few games here for us to play and whoever prevails at the end they'll win all the prizes for that person and then Julia will go home with a lamp it's very exciting high
Starting point is 01:04:36 stakes that's my prediction I think you all met him backstage I'm very excited about a special guest so I want to bring out here right now because we're going to play a little game called Doing Lines with Dale. Dale Cheeseman is here. Woo! There's a microphone right there behind the speaker there up front and should be hot, ready to go. Listen to you. Hello, Doug. I can sing too.
Starting point is 01:05:13 So intimidated. Hey. You were sharp. I rehearsed this one line 30 times back there for an hour. That was great. So what's going to happen here? And thank you for being here, Dale. How's it going?
Starting point is 01:05:29 It's going great. How are you? I'm good. Well, we covered that? It's fine. Do you have anything to plug? Anything coming up that people should check out? Yeah, real hot calendar.
Starting point is 01:05:38 In January 2020, I'll be in Houston, Texas with Trey Gallion. Check it out. Tickets are not on sale for months. Mark your calendars. Just write January. Dale's coming. I'll get at you all individually. It'll be fine.
Starting point is 01:05:58 And of course, your Twitter handle is what? Dale Cheeseman 4. We all know it. We love it. We follow. It's great. Yeah, know it. We love it. We follow. It's great. Yeah, everybody here already follows you, but just for the listeners so they can check you out.
Starting point is 01:06:11 I thought it was Cheeseman, like a superhero. In many ways, it is. Many ways? Two ways. People point when they see me and kids laugh. So Dale Cheeseman is going to say a line from
Starting point is 01:06:34 a motion picture and I asked him to make it a musical to fit the theme tonight and then all of you just use your microphones and guess as often as you like until somebody gets it right. And I don't know what Dale's going to do, so I'll let you know if I think I know the answer. No audience answers, of course.
Starting point is 01:06:55 This is a serious game up here. All right. You ready, Dale? What's that thing where, like, you take a couple steps? Is this a line from the thing? No, no, no. I'm just wondering. This is a Broadway question.
Starting point is 01:07:06 No, but I do that every night in the show, and I ask myself the question while I do it. What is this thing I'm doing when I step closer to the line? You're finding your line. You're going downstage. First step is just to leap into the... But you're also stepping into the unknown. Right.
Starting point is 01:07:18 That's beautiful. Thank you. You're looking towards what... All right, so we got techniques worked out. You're just going to get into it. See, this is what I love about this city. No matter who you are or what you are, you got to want it bad enough and work with what you got.
Starting point is 01:07:38 La La Land? No, no, no. We can just guess willy-nilly. I think I know what it is. I think I know. You can say it whenever. Guys and Dolls? No.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Damn it, fuck. It's okay. It just doesn't matter. Any other guesses? Oh. Because he's got other lines from the same film. All right. All right.
Starting point is 01:07:59 I imagine he would. It must be weird. Yeah. That's it. Thanks for coming, Dale. We'll never know. Should have picked a better one. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:11 The inspector's here. Quick, braid her hair. You blow on this. Put this back together. I was about to say West Side Story, but then he said braid her hair, and I don't remember that scene. Say it again slower.
Starting point is 01:08:24 Something about an inspector. Is it not clear? Alright, here we go. The inspector's here. Quick. Braid her hair. Play with this. Blow on this. Put this back together. Annie? That's it. It's Annie. Annie!
Starting point is 01:08:42 You did it, Joel! May he rest. That's the Daddy Warbucks line, right? Keep going. I'll tell you which one it is. You did it, Joel. May he rest. May he rest. Oh, thank you. That's the Daddy Warbucks line, right? Keep going. I'll tell you which one it is. Girl, that ain't no... That ain't no...
Starting point is 01:08:52 What's her name? Will Smith Annie? Is that the one you're talking about? Yeah. The Bonjeanay Wallace? The Bonjeanay Annie. Where Cameron Diaz plays Cameron Diaz. She finally gets to come out.
Starting point is 01:09:03 This is me. Yeah. In the movie Bad Teacher, Cameron Diaz plays Cameron Diaz. She finally gets to come out. This is me. Yeah, exactly. In the movie Bad Teacher, Cameron Diaz plays Cameron Diaz in Cameron Diaz the movie. I like that theory. Yeah, I would agree.
Starting point is 01:09:17 I like it very much. She's got a thing going. But that was from the, what was that, in the 80s when that Annie came out that you were quoting? This is 2014. Oh, this is,
Starting point is 01:09:24 so you were doing Blanny? 2014 Annie. Oh, this is... So you were doing Blanny? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's doing Blanny. Oh, oh. You know what? I guessed wrong.
Starting point is 01:09:32 Guessed wrong. I guessed the wrong Annie. We wanted the Carol Burnett. Well, we didn't know which Annie you were thinking. You didn't have to say that. I'm just kidding. I did think Blanny. I was thinking Blanny.
Starting point is 01:09:42 Blanny. Yeah, because that first line sounds like some shit that Jamie Foxx probably says, right? That is correct. Bonus points. I'm going to be honest. I didn't remember there was a second Annie. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest.
Starting point is 01:09:57 My taste in musicals is what's known as terrible. So I googled it and Annie begins with an A. So it was like at the top of the list. But then when you search musicals, all they got are the songs. They don't show them just talking. So this took some work to get that bad. The book of a musical, a real challenge to wade through. It's all songs, you know? It's the unsung hero of the musical is the book.
Starting point is 01:10:27 Yeah, literally. It really is, though. Literally. You can see a show with an excellent score and it sucks to sit through and that shit won't last. It just won't.
Starting point is 01:10:36 Yeah. It's the truth. Name three. Three what? We'll get in trouble. Yeah, shows that have no book. That have no book that have no book
Starting point is 01:10:45 or an actual excellent score lame is shitty book there's always a book oh like a sung through though no just like a badly written one
Starting point is 01:10:51 oh yeah I mean I feel like we're gonna this is our profession we shouldn't answer this question we do not speak poorly I will say that Sideshow
Starting point is 01:10:59 is an amazing score it's super juicy but the book is like it never works barely we roll along never works But the book is like, it never works. Barely We Roll Along. Never works. But the score is excellent. Anyway, it's enough. Yeah, now you're talking plays and
Starting point is 01:11:12 books with Bocher. Both are just out of my... Totally. Unless we're talking Harry Potter, then both are in my reference score. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, thank you so much, Dale. That was amazing. Alright. Thank y'all very much. That was it. All right. Thank you all very much. That was it?
Starting point is 01:11:26 We soon won? Yeah. Yeah, that's it. All right. Yeah, Joel won that game. Mike, those balls aren't going to be cloudy for long. Okay, now let's all review Dale's acting. I thought, you know, most people at his level don't know what to do with their hands, but he was
Starting point is 01:11:46 really using his hands a lot. You almost felt like he was on stage. Yeah. Yeah. I think guiding with the hands is an important choice. Yeah, it was like Zach Galifianakis was happy. Alright. Thanks again, Dale. All right.
Starting point is 01:12:08 Thanks again, Dale. This next game is called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? We'll start with you, Joel. I'm going to say a tagline from a motion picture. We've already established that these are movies that have music in them. And that's what we're all about here today, mostly
Starting point is 01:12:28 I'll say the tagline you get one guess, Joel if you can't guess it, then we'll move to Katie Nice stretch, get a nice stretch a deep, deep stretch you're going to need every fiber for this hashtag Pride Week Stretch, Joel. Deep, deep stretch. Deep squat. You're going to need every fiber for this.
Starting point is 01:12:47 Hashtag Pride Week. Hashtag Fiber One. Anal. All right, Joel. What motion picture had the tagline, he just landed the gig of his life, fifth grade? And this has music in it. Mm-hmm. It's a musical movie.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Mm. He just landed the best gig of his life. May I have the language of origin, please? He just... In English, he just landed the gig of his life. He or she? He. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:13:29 I mean, sorry. Now we should say they. I'm kidding. Yes. It's 2019. He just landed the gig of his life. Fifth grade. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:13:43 So this is... Katie, do you think you know it? I think I do. Yeah, so... This is... I wonder if it's an older gentleman who is coming into fifth grade or if it is a kid who's fifth grade.
Starting point is 01:13:56 If it's like a Billy Madison situation or if it's like he is a young person really coming into it in that fifth grade there. You're fucking stalling. Wait, this is... Is there a time limit here? Yes.
Starting point is 01:14:09 Do I get the day? You're out. I'm out, obviously. How much time do I have? No, that's fine. I give up. We'll come back to you on the next one. It's not really a big deal.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Thank you. Katie? I might be totally off base. It's not really a big deal. Thank you. Katie? I might be totally off base because it's not a musical per se, but it's a movie with music. Is it School of Rock? That is correct. Which is why it's hilarious.
Starting point is 01:14:34 Which one? He was in. Joel was in School of Rock on Broadway. He was in the first scene. I feel like this question was formulated for you. That's so embarrassing. School of Rock. And you're welcome to totally delete that part out of this.
Starting point is 01:14:54 I was in School of Rock on Broadway for two and a half years. But that's not something... Did it have a different tagline? There was no tagline. The tagline was, here's your insurance. They had something painted on the side of the building, right? God, now that I hear it over and over again, I'm so angry. Now there's no more rules or something like that.
Starting point is 01:15:15 Ironically, School of Rock did its first off-Broadway tryout in this theater. Literally here. Wait, ask it again. Literally here. Wait, ask it again. Pretend you don't know it for like four seconds. He just landed the gig of his life, fifth grade. Cloudy with a chance of mic balls.
Starting point is 01:15:50 School of Rock. That's right. That's how it should have went. First try. That's how it should have gone. All right, Seth is up next. Oh, yeah. All right, Seth is up next. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:16 A miracle, Seth, a miracle of a movie musical. Say it again a miracle of a movie musical okay Seth is out I wouldn't say I'm out I would say I'm you know married
Starting point is 01:16:40 but it is probably. The listeners love air quotes. Yeah. They heard it in the voice on That Talented. Let's go to Julia. Can I make a guess?
Starting point is 01:16:54 Okay. The Wiz? No. Okay. Julia. The only thing that's in my head is not I keep thinking of Michael Stern starring John Travolta.
Starting point is 01:17:07 And I was like, ah. And then I just went on this whole thing. I was like, wouldn't that be a great musical? And so the answer is I don't have an answer. What was your thinking? Was Michael starring John Travolta when he's an angel, right? That's not a movie musical. I really wasted my extra seconds to
Starting point is 01:17:25 prepare I Have Nothing. What do you think, Joel? My first instinct was Fiddler on the Roof, because Wonder of Miracles, which is super in. My second thought, I thought, was like, of course not. It must be Glitter with Mariah Carey. But that's not it either.
Starting point is 01:17:42 I can feel that from you. I mean, I don't think anybody's calling glitter a miracle unlikely event maybe but not a miracle we all survived it and that's a miracle that's a tough one Doug
Starting point is 01:18:02 Katie indeed that's a tough one Doug Katie um I think I know what the I can't remember the title I think I know what movie it is I can't think of the name of it which is a bad situation um it's like the one with Jenna Maloney where she's like in Catholic school it's like saved
Starting point is 01:18:19 saved there's no music in it there's no kids thing about God um that music There's no music Well Mandy Moore's in it Some kids sing about God That's true And they made it into A musical later Because I remember I auditioned for it
Starting point is 01:18:31 In Chicago Maybe that's why I'm thinking of that Not Saved is it Is it Saved Is it Leap of Faith Is it something about Like faith
Starting point is 01:18:37 Save the prayer Yeah kind of Yeah it's in that realm Oh Sister Act Sister Act Sound Sister Act. Sound of music. Okay, raise your hand when I say this title and you were
Starting point is 01:18:51 in a production of it. Godspell. Joe Jesus. You were in Godspell. Literally, Jesus. I was in Godspell. I was. See, that's the whole point of this game, Joel, is just sneak them by you.
Starting point is 01:19:06 You sneak them on you. You have no idea. You don't think it's that. Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah, the miracle of the movie musical. He must have a podcast. He must.
Starting point is 01:19:16 We're back to Joel. And Joel gets this one. And I think you're going to get it, Joel. The year's most delicious romantic comedy. This is not a musical, I should say. I've fucked that up. It's not a musical. Did you think it was when you looked it up?
Starting point is 01:19:46 The movie's not a musical. But did you think it was? No. Okay. Do you wish it was? Kind of. I mean, I like the movie very much, and my biggest problem with the Broadway version of it
Starting point is 01:20:00 was that it wasn't as good as the movie to me. But, you know. Is the Broadway version a musical? OK. Yeah, that's where I screwed up. Waitress? Correct. That's right.
Starting point is 01:20:16 That's right. Your beau. Yeah. When he's not wishing Grace and Frankie, he originated Waitress. Yeah, he did. That's true. Fun fact. Which way were we going?
Starting point is 01:20:29 Caitlin's next? That way. Yeah. Okay. What movie that later got turned into a musical on Broadway had the tagline, You will believe. Well, it's not Dear Evan Hansen because that's you will be found. You will believe.
Starting point is 01:20:58 Okay, what do people believe in? Santa. You will believe. God? God? You're not believing until you believe. Oh, okay. You will believe. I'm moving.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Oh, I got it. What is it? No, don't say. Don't say. Don't say. We got to go to Seth. You will believe. Is it an older musical?
Starting point is 01:21:28 Can you give me hints? It won't help. I don't know. Seth. Okay. The movie is not a musical per se, but the Broadway version is. Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:41 I have a couple ideas. Is it Wicked? What's the Wicked movie? That's not even about Santa No it's not about very little Very little Santa in Wicked Very little but they should have made it more Julia
Starting point is 01:22:00 You will believe That's so general. Yeah. It's really just so general. But forceful. But forceful. You will believe. I think I know it.
Starting point is 01:22:12 Fuck. The color purple. I love when you get it wrong the look on Doug's face kills me every time it's like disapproving dad who doesn't know why he's still your father that's exactly the face no I'm just thinking about
Starting point is 01:22:37 what an odd tagline that would be for color purple believe in what I don't know. Abuse? No. What's after that? What's after the abuse?
Starting point is 01:22:51 Who's the MAGA hat wearing guy who's like, I won't. What's your guess, Joel? Well, I'm doubting it now, but I was going to say Book of Mormon. Right? What movie, though? It's not a movie.
Starting point is 01:23:09 You're right. It's not a movie. But they do say I Believe a lot in that show, for sure. It looks like Caitlin wants to guess again. I do. Is that allowed? Is that part of the character? I guess so.
Starting point is 01:23:21 It is now. Do we keep going until we get it right? I think we should, yeah. Finding Neverland no Seth Jesus Christ that would have worked though Superstar
Starting point is 01:23:29 no Julia believe hair no cats Aladdin Joel Joel Joel no Caitlin
Starting point is 01:23:40 there are no more musicals we named them all no what do you believe in? Genies? Not genies. It's a musical on Broadway, but not as a film. Is it on Broadway now? Can I guess again?
Starting point is 01:23:52 Yeah. Big. No. You will believe that it can turn into a boy through a psychic toy. First of all, let's have a huddle. Something is not real. Oh, I love this. That needs to be believed.
Starting point is 01:24:04 We're getting together to try to work it out. What is that? What's some sort of fantasy? But what was a movie that wasn't musical? Ghost. No. Who said ghost? I did.
Starting point is 01:24:14 Caitlin is our winner! Ghost. Ghost. Who would have thought that huddle would produce inspiration another of the many things I don't believe in I literally thought the huddle would produce
Starting point is 01:24:30 you knew it you knew it and ghost I just didn't believe that that was a musical yeah that's true another great score bad book
Starting point is 01:24:38 we're gonna collect everyone is like I'm gonna go we've listened to that it also had lots of like magic stuff in it like effects that were magical, right? Yeah. Yeah, like where someone would disappear or appear like a ghost.
Starting point is 01:24:55 Yeah, it was like a Criss Angel mind freak kind of show. Some of the actors haven't yet been found. That's true. That's what Dear Evan Hansen is about. That's what Dear Evan Hansen is about. That's what Dear Evan Hansen is about. I believe it. You will be found. You will believe.
Starting point is 01:25:08 How's everybody doing? You guys ready? Can we do one more game? Yeah. What's the score? The score is that Kaitlyn is the best. She is winning. Damn it.
Starting point is 01:25:23 Damn it. It's only temporary Just means she gets to go first in this next game That's not even an advantage It kind of is but you're right It's not And then you'll go first in this game And then we'll go to Julia
Starting point is 01:25:39 Seth will go in that order But I'm not going to play along because all the answers are written right here. Fair. Because tonight, I like to do this
Starting point is 01:25:50 when I'm in New York especially, but in general, I love this game. Let's play a round of Bennington. That's the... I saw our friend Ron Bennington today at his show, and he says hello to everybody.
Starting point is 01:26:02 And it's a box office game. So what happens, Caitlin and Joel, is I will name an actor or actress and then you have to try to guess, you just get to guess one title of their films that you think finished in their top three movies of all time, according to Box Office Mojo, after ingesting for inflation.
Starting point is 01:26:29 Love. Yeah, so it's tricky. A lot of math. So the idea is... You have to do a lot of math. I'll name somebody. Just try to think of their biggest movie. That's basically the way you want to go there.
Starting point is 01:26:39 And if you get anything in the top three, then you score some points. And I'll add it up, and we'll declare a winner. And we'll get back out into the hot streets. Wow. Yeah, hot, steamy streets. Caitlin, the films of the great Julie Andrews. The Sound of Music. Okay, she'ss. The Sound of Music.
Starting point is 01:27:07 Okay, she's going with The Sound of Music. What do you think, Joel? What would you like to select of the films of Julie Andrews? Mary Poppins. Okay. Julia? Princess Diaries. Oh.
Starting point is 01:27:31 Saif? Victor Victoria. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Was that a big hit? Everyone saw it, paid money for it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:42 That's true. There was no other way to see it at the time. Right. You just have to search for slow TV and then it pops up. Coming in at number three for Julie Andrews, Shrek 2.
Starting point is 01:27:59 Wow. Sad. If Shrek 1 and Shrek 3 are the other ones. There's a Shrek 3. There's a Shrek 4. Sherek 3 are the other ones. There's a Shrek 3. There's a Shrek 4. She wasn't in all of them. Oh, God. They keep coming
Starting point is 01:28:09 like the Land Before Times. I'm looking forward to Shrek 5-0 Goes West. Oh, God. Oh, that could be a good Purple Rain Man. Okay. Coming in at number two, Mary Poppins.
Starting point is 01:28:28 Two points for Joel. He's on the board. And then, of course, coming in at number one, The Hills Are Alive, The Sound of Music. I knew you had it. So coming in first did work out for her. It did work out. It did work out. I can't just say what she said.
Starting point is 01:28:43 You can't. You don't want to say that ever. You're a professional comedian. I find myself saying it a lot. All right. So what we do each round on this one is we rotate so everybody gets a chance
Starting point is 01:29:00 to go first. So Joel, you're first up on this next round. The films of Emily Blunt. Oh, that is an excellent category.
Starting point is 01:29:14 Wow. I'm going to go ahead and start with Devil Wears Prada. Okay. That's coming to Broadway, I hear. Yeah, Elton John and our dear friend Shayna Tao. Right in the music. Nice. I think I found Miranda Priestly.
Starting point is 01:29:30 I'll talk to you about it after. Oh. I think you might agree with me, Julia. Oh, I'm excited to hear your opinion. But they'll probably want to get somebody famous, though. Okay. But I think this lady that I found would be great. Where'd you find her? She was passed out on the 6th.
Starting point is 01:29:50 Hey. Hey, but she really, there was something about her was really like, that's... You seem mean and quiet. There's a quality. That wasn't a question.
Starting point is 01:30:00 That's all. You seem ready to lash out at people. Okay, so, who said what? Joel said Devil Wears Prada. What's yours, Julia? Films of Emily Blunt. I feel like A Quiet Place did well. Love A Quiet Place.
Starting point is 01:30:16 Maybe. I don't know. Horror movies don't usually. Let's move on to Seth. Sheth. Sniff. It's gotta be a girl on a train.
Starting point is 01:30:33 I don't even know if that's the right title. Katie? Aside from Gorilla Train. Gorilla Train? That was a different movie. That was a different one. That was a different one. That I saw.
Starting point is 01:30:46 It was earlier in her career. That's true. It's a companion piece that Dunstan checks in. I think you guys probably nailed it, but I'm going to go with Edge of Tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Smart. Live, die, repeat.
Starting point is 01:31:03 You're good at this. I have an alternate guess if mine doesn't work out. Okay, well, we'll see. We'll see how they all work out. Coming in at number three, Devil Wears Prada. Well done. So my alternate guess is... Gives Joel one more point.
Starting point is 01:31:22 What was your other guess? Mary Poppins Returns. Oh, right. That's right. What was your other guess? Mary Poppins Returns. Oh, right. That's right. Right. That's right. Mary Poppins is your... Number two, firmly blunt, is Mary Poppins Returns.
Starting point is 01:31:33 And number one is A Quiet Place. Yes, yes, yes. That was going to be my guess. Yeah, none of that. None of that in a quiet place don't do that don't make that noise although I was going to call it don't say a word which is a different movie with Brittany Murphy
Starting point is 01:31:57 yeah I don't want to live in I don't want to live in the world of a quiet place where you just can't have a yacht race because the starter horn will just get everyone killed. Hey, Lord, what did he just say about a starter what? Hi. Oh, my God. Julia, you get to go first this next round.
Starting point is 01:32:40 We got a three-way tie, Seth. Yeah, with who? Hey, Seth. Yeah! With who? Hey, Seth. Everybody else. Nowhere to go but up. You got this, buddy. You got this. But Julia gets to start and it's the films of Cher.
Starting point is 01:33:00 Ooh. Ooh. Oh, God. So many possibilities. Honestly? Mamma Mia, here we go again. Okay, okay. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:33:16 Those things do well. Yeah. Not burlesque. Not burlesque. This is my impression of Cher in that movie. Girl. All right. Seth?
Starting point is 01:33:38 Moonstruck. Since she said Mamma Mia, which I was going to say. Caitlin? Caitlin? Mermaids. Hmm. Interesting. Wow, that's a really small
Starting point is 01:33:51 golf clap for that movie. Ooh, mermaids. Yes. Quiet. Does that cranberry juice clear up golf clap? What's that? Um.
Starting point is 01:34:01 Um. Joel Hi She wasn't in Splash She was I want you to name every movie she's done She's in every mermaid movie Little Mermaid She was not in Stuart Little.
Starting point is 01:34:28 I'm going to... Listen, I can't remember right now, which makes me so eee, because I saw the musical and it said all those movies. I'm going to have to go ahead and say Burlesque just because it's on the top of my head.
Starting point is 01:34:38 Yeah, that's fine. I mean, Cher's not in a super lot of movies, but coming in at number three was, of course, Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again. What? Yeah, and at number two, The Witches of Eastwick. Oh.
Starting point is 01:34:56 Which is also a musical. Is it? Did they do that? It's a strange musical, yes. Oh, I bet. Yes, there's a ballad in it called Loose Ends. Loose Ends. Loose Ends.
Starting point is 01:35:08 Everyone's favorite ballad. Are you talking about their hair? I don't know. What are they referring to? That's split ends. What? It's about the book. What are they referring to?
Starting point is 01:35:16 I don't know. Pride Week. Pride Week. Loose Ends. Hashtag Loose Ends. Well, one of you is about to make, like, oh, forget it. One of you is going to,
Starting point is 01:35:32 never mind. Stop trying to say it. Now you have to say it. All right. Number one I'll slip that thing in later That was weird Number one is Moonstruck
Starting point is 01:36:00 Four way tie Four way tie Four way tie No because Julia's ahead with four points I'm ahead leg limp is mine That's unbelievable So how many points did I get there You got three
Starting point is 01:36:16 Yes Joel has three Caitlin has three Julia has four and I do have a tiebreaker if this next round doesn't settle it and you get to go first this time Seth fuck yeah
Starting point is 01:36:35 tear it up I'm gonna blow it no offense Larry hashtag Bradwick hashtag loose ends No offense, Larry. Hashtag Bradwick. Hashtag loose ends. The films of Colin Firth. Wow.
Starting point is 01:37:00 That is a body of work. An extensive... He's been in some stuff. Bridget Jones' Diary. Okay. I mean, that's a giant hit. Oh, okay. an extensive he's been in some stuff Bridget Jones Diary okay I mean that's a super that's a giant hit oh okay oh boy
Starting point is 01:37:10 Caitlin okay what is the algorithm for box office mojo are they basing it on the actual actors like is it like IMDB like he's the biggest star
Starting point is 01:37:22 of this movie or like that's what grossed the most the most even if they have a teeny, that's what grossed the most. The most. Even if they have a teeny part in it. That's what grossed the most. But after adjusting for inflation. The musical Ghost.
Starting point is 01:37:32 I mean, Colin Firth's not been around long enough that you have to worry that much about inflation adjustment. But it can be quite shocking sometimes how different the results are when you inflate. This is the last question of this game, so it might be some surprise shit,
Starting point is 01:37:49 but I'm going to go with Love Actually. Okay. Not the big star of the movie. I don't know. I'm giving away my strategy. It's fine. Okay.
Starting point is 01:37:59 What do you think, Joel? I'm going to go with Paddington 2. Yeah. Paddington 2 is fantastic. Paddington 2 Paddington 2 is fantastic Paddington 2 is the only movie so good the only movie? yep, all movies cease to exist at the beginning of Paddington 2 is this like the movie Yesterday?
Starting point is 01:38:21 where none of us remember any other movie except Paddington 2 the only movie nobody even except Paddington 2? The only movie. Nobody even remembers Paddington 1. Yep. It's just all Paddington 2 from now on. It's like Troll 2. There was never a 1. There was never a 1.
Starting point is 01:38:35 Hello, Hugh Grant. Fuck you, Nicole Kidman. Because she was the villain in the first one. Okay. That's your answer? Just double checking. I'm concerned. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:58 All right. And who's left still? Julia? I'm putting all my chips on Mamma Mia. I'm going to do it again. I'm going to see if it'll give me some luck twice. Said no one ever. I'm putting all my bets on Mamma Mia.
Starting point is 01:39:16 Except Abba. You're a high roller. That's true. Coming in at number three, Mary Poppins Returns. All right. There's a theme. That's what I meant to say. Number two, Shakespeare
Starting point is 01:39:31 in Love. Somebody goes, no. And the number one movie in Colin Firth's filmography, and closing out, a wonderful edition of Doug Loves Musicals, Mamma Mia!
Starting point is 01:39:56 Julia Madison is our winner tonight! She did it! She's, yeah. she did it sees yeah look at google eyes are in effect
Starting point is 01:40:10 all for Katie wait was was Colin Firth in Paddington 2 I don't think he was
Starting point is 01:40:19 I think he was with did you just want to talk about Paddington 2 Hugh Grant was in Paddington 2 Colin Firth and Hugh Grant and Bridget Jones's Diary I think your was with... Did you just want to talk about Paddington 2? Hugh Grant was in Paddington 2. You're right. Alan Firth and Hugh Grant in Bridget Jones' Diary.
Starting point is 01:40:27 I think your brain mixed them. My British men. I think I meant to say Mary Poppins Returns. Those are very different movies. Now, are they? Yes. The googly eyes look good on you. Anyway, but see Paddington 2.
Starting point is 01:40:40 Missed. Okay, let's play a speed round really quick. All right, great. Yeah, just because I've got it written down, might as well play it. And it is interesting to me. So each of you say, in any order... Can I still win?
Starting point is 01:40:51 What? No, no, no. The prizes have been awarded to K80 Freeman on Twitter. If you want her to knit you something. If you need something knitted fast, and you have five months to wait for it, she's your girl. Nice. Can vouch.
Starting point is 01:41:11 It's beautiful. I mean, what are you going to do with that, Julie? Are you going to give it to somebody for Christmas? I mean, we're talking centerpiece in my living room. Does it really plug in and work? It's beautiful, yeah. Yeah, the light's in there. It works.
Starting point is 01:41:24 You don't even have to plug it in, apparently. I mean, I love Christmas stuff. Maybe it'll be year-round, maybe it'll be just for Christmas time, holiday time, you know. Don't tell us though if it's just in a closet 11 months out of the year. No, of course not, of course not. Alright, just for
Starting point is 01:41:39 fun, first one you could think of that you think's in her top three, just yell it out, and we'll gather up what everybody said and we'll see who did best. The films of Meryl Streep. Mamma Mia! It's worked.
Starting point is 01:41:59 What else? What else? Oh, just in movies? We're just shouting out movies of Meryl Streep? Adaptation! Sophie's Choice. What else? What else? Oh, just in movies? We're just shouting out movies? Yeah. Adaptation. Sophie's Choice. Out of Africa. Okay.
Starting point is 01:42:14 So we've got... Oh, is this the box office game still? Oh, I... So we've got... I was so blind when playing. Mary Poppins Returns. So Seth says, Mama Mia. You say Out of Africa. I was thinking like, what is Meryl Streep in it? Mary Poppins returns. So Seth says Mamma Mia. You stay out of Africa.
Starting point is 01:42:26 I was thinking like, what is real sweet in a... Mary Poppins returns. You changed it. He changed it. All right, Sophie's choice. Fine. And Caitlin said Adaptation. Adaptation.
Starting point is 01:42:35 Just for inflation from the 90s. Yeah, I'm sure it's huge. Death Becomes Her is the real choice. Death Becomes Her. All right, so let's see which one of you... I keep forgetting it's a musical thing. Let's see which one of you did the best. Coming in at number 13, Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again.
Starting point is 01:42:52 Number 10, if I may skip a few, Into the Woods. Yes. Then we go all the way up to number six. Before mentioned, Devil Wears Prada. Yes. Number five, Mary Poppins Returns. A little more popular than Sophie's choice, apparently. But here's where this game is so fun.
Starting point is 01:43:15 Coming in at number four, Mamma Mia. Hey! Yeah, don't get so proud of yourself because that leaves three more movies. The Deer Hunter. Number one, Kramer vs. Kramer. Wow, number one?
Starting point is 01:43:31 Right? That didn't seem that big, but just for inflation. Wow. Maybe do some bad math. And they came up with Kramer vs. Kramer. But her number two movie is Out of Africa. Wait, I'm on fire tonight. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Where the hell is Adaptation?
Starting point is 01:43:54 Is Adaptation even on the list? I don't even, yeah, I don't know how deep it went. I mean, I'm sure. It was a meta film. I'm sure it did better than Iron Weed. Iron Weed? Yeah, she's in a movie called Iron Weed. Yeah, she is. I've never heard of it than Iron Weed. Iron Weed? Yeah, she's in a movie called Iron Weed. What about Heartburn? Where's Heartburn?
Starting point is 01:44:09 I thought it was called Iron Woman. That's a different movie. She's in both. Meryl Streep believes in getting a lot of iron in your titles. Seth Herzog, do some plugs real quick. Promote yourself. Boy Band, the feature I did, has been out for a month or so.
Starting point is 01:44:27 You can see it online. It's about a boy band that's too old to be doing it. It's a very funny film. You can see it on iTunes or Amazon or Google or wherever you, Xbox, wherever you see a film. And tomorrow night, come catch us down at the Chelsea Music Attic. 407 West 15th. Nice.
Starting point is 01:44:51 Wow, that's really close to a friend of mine opened a restaurant right there. Have you noticed La Cubana? Yeah. Yes. Right there. It's so good. I ate there tonight. It was delicious. Yeah. What'd you get? Empanadas. Fancy, man. These little corn fritters with peppers in them are amazing.
Starting point is 01:45:07 Look at you. Yeah. What? What kind of fritters were they? Corn. Julia Madison, what do you have to plug? Just sitting at home doing Lorde with myself. I did a show a couple months ago.
Starting point is 01:45:26 Is anyone alive out there for Audible? It'll be on there in a couple months. And more general things that have no dates or locations. So I'm at Julia Matt on the internet. Julia Matt. M-A-T-T. One T for some reason on the old handle. I don't know why I did that.
Starting point is 01:45:43 Julia Matt's just one T? Yeah, Julia M-A-T. I did it so many years ago. You know, we all have that regret. Those things happen. What are you going to do? But you've also got a fun new video up where you do impressions?
Starting point is 01:45:58 Yes, I will put it up soon, yes. It's where I found my Elizabeth and I think I got Lorde in there. Yeah, that was great. I'll send that out. Joel Wagoner in Be More Chill Till July 9th. Yeah, come see me. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:13 See me wear a bunch of costumes. And what's your Twitter thing? Oh, I've also got a weird Instagram called Joel Capella. Oh, please watch it. Everybody do yourselves a favor. J-O-E-L-C-A-P-P-E-L-A, whatever, Joel Capella, like acapella. And I just do a bunch of weird acapella videos about songs I make up about life and shit. And you'll get a kick out watch it. Everybody do yourselves a favor. J-O-E-L, then C-A-P-P-E-L-A, whatever, Joel Capella, like acapella. And I just do a bunch of weird acapella videos about songs I make up about life and shit. And you'll get a kick out of it, hopefully.
Starting point is 01:46:30 I watch them every day. I'm not lying. I watch them all the time. They're fantastic. That and then a new single I wrote with my band came out. It's a Pride anthem. It's called Get Into It, Ellipsis Queen by Miss Natalie. And it's a raunchy fucking hilarious disco jam. Buy it, you'll
Starting point is 01:46:46 laugh and there's a video too. Nice. Yeah, thanks guys. Had a great time. Thanks for having me. Thank you. Caitlin Carlson. Come see Be More Chill. Until August 9th. Until August 11th. July 9th. Well,
Starting point is 01:47:04 Joel is playing his role for sure until July 9th, but he's still a swing until forever with the show. So he might be there anytime the guy gets food poisoning or whatever. I'll be there. Diarrhea or whatever. So come see Joel be the guy who has diarrhea.
Starting point is 01:47:20 It's a great funny show, so come see it at the Lyceum Theater every Tuesday through Sunday. 45th Street, you'll like it at the Lyceum Theater every Tuesday through Sunday, eight times a week. 45th Street, you'll like it. It's teen sci-fi, funny, over the top. Everyone is 30 years old playing high school kid. Yes, and I'm the slutty one. What?
Starting point is 01:47:35 What? Okay. I have to pee. I think you just sold some tickets. One more time for all of my guests, Caitlin Carlson, Joel Waggoner, Julia Madison, and Seth Herzog. Thank you. Thank you
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