Doug Loves Movies - Kristen Bell, Sara Paxton, Pat Healy, and Samm Levine Guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seats with 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, because Doug loves movies!
Hey everybody! Hey, everybody.
Oh, boy.
If I had... Anyway.
I'm not going to bore you with all the details,
but it's been a crazy few days.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
And this is Doug Loves Movies.
That's going to be the new thing,
is I'm going to try to say it and throw you guys off.
I'm going to be like, my name is John Love Movies!
You're going to see how good you are then.
We're going to eat!
Coming to you from the Upright Sisters Brigade Theater
on Tuesday, April 8th, 2014,
Wolf of Wall Street, Fight Terminator 2,
Judgment Day
of the Dead Man Walking Tall
The President's Man and Black Fisher King
Ralph a Dog Day Afternoon
Eugene, Oregon
I am doing my fourth
annual award winning
421 show at Wow Hall
the Woodsman of the World Hall on the day after 420 yes that's
when 421 falls doug nice good writing los angeles i am presenting boogie nights the great motion
picture boogie nights at cinefamily on may 1st as part of the wayne fetterman international film
festival cinefamily.org for tickets to see that with me and something
with Kathy Griffin and something
with somebody else I can't remember.
It's an awesome
festival. Thank you
to everyone who came out to see me in Miami, Los Angeles
and Dallas this past weekend.
I will be back to all three soon.
One of them right now.
It's time for
Watch This, Not That.
The number one movie is
Captain America, The Winter Soldier,
starring past and future Douglas movies
drunk Chris Evans.
And the number two movie
is Noah, starring
Baron Emily Watson.
I mean, her character is Baron.
I don't know about her personally.
I don't watch a lot of TMZ.
Anyway, one is a made-up story based on a made-up story,
and the other is based on a real comic book.
So watch Captain America, not Noah.
This has been Watch This, Not That, America edition.
This has been Watch This Not That America Edition.
I just did At Midnight with Chris Hardwick and Don't Tell Anybody, but I won.
And that'll be on tonight.
And people will listen to this tomorrow
and they will have watched it or not.
But they always give you fun treats.
And this time it's a box full of yummy cupcakes.
That's the name of the company that made them, Yummy Cupcakes.
And then also, oh, geez, oh!
That was like the guy jumping on the grenade.
But it's just a tiny water bottle.
The prize bag is also going to include
the bag itself is a nice bag
that says Parahoy
Paramore Cruise on it and
if you fold it up there's a little thing
inside there and you can get this bag into this
tiny other little bag
and you can just walk around knowing that you have a bag
that's ready
to go and be a regular sized bag
but it's tiny until that time
so that's
that'll be exciting to have that.
And then just a bunch of crazy-ass movies in the bag.
I'm very excited about this panel,
and I'm dying to get them out here.
I hope they're all...
It was kind of craziness backstage,
so I hope they're all assembled and ready to go.
Of course, Gateway Doug will be in the bag,
and I'm recording Gateway doug to forced fun
uh in a couple weeks and hopefully that'll be out soon and then doug loves movies t-shirt and also
i gotta give out and i'll probably say it tonight uh apologies to put your hands together t-shirt which you can get at dogloveshirts.com.
Now, please help me in giving...
Where's my...
Oh, please.
Such a big show.
Please help me in welcoming Sam Levine,
Pat Healy, Sarah Paxson, and Kristen Bell.
Thank you. Please, UCB, please.
I'm here all the time.
That's really not necessary.
Thank you.
Oh, Sam.
Such a scamp.
I'm a scamp.
Let's get it out of the way.
Sam the Ma'am Levine is here.
Oh, thank you.
A.K.A.
Little Wolverine.
Yeah.
And he just continues to just bring shit from his closet.
We are nearing the end.
Stuff he has at home.
And he brought for us tonight the Pulp Fiction soundtrack.
Thank you.
Gotta love a crowd that's excited about that.
Yep.
And the Animatrix on DVD.
Or is this?
No, yeah, I was going to say,
is this VHS?
No, it's DVD.
That's the re-gift that keeps on re-gifting.
I liked it, though, when I saw it.
Me too.
It's not the worst thing, but...
No, it's better than parts two or three of The Matrix.
So that's not bad.
But thank you for being here.
You're the ongoing winner, of course.
And we'll see what happens tonight
if you get to come back next week.
All right.
First time guest, Kristen Bell is here, everybody.
Because Frozen needs some publicity.
People, the word needs to get out about Frozen.
So there's a copy,
she brought a copy of it
and she wants,
she wants whoever wins
to show it to everybody
they know.
Please, you guys,
if you wouldn't mind.
Because this movie
needs a break.
It's really,
it's really gone poorly.
Thank you for being here
for the first time.
You look scared.
I am a little scared.
Don't be.
I know, but my palms
are sweating, so I'd like
You did improv
on this very stage
with our friend
Ben Schwartz.
And Don Cheadle.
That's got to be
the scariest improv ever.
No, that's what
I felt like my safety net was.
Because he was
in the same boat as you.
Well, yeah,
and because he's Don Cheadle.
Like, you just can't go wrong ever with him.
Yeah, just stand behind him.
What could possibly happen to you?
Exactly.
If you're standing behind Don Cheadle.
You brought, in addition to Frozen, a copy of a fun movie that you did with your...
What's the marriage situation?
You're in.
I'm in.
It happened last October.
Yeah, we did it.
You waited until gay people could get married.
We waited until, yes,
equality was respected,
America, and we did it
a couple days after that, yeah.
It's legal. I can't get out of it.
I don't think I can get out of it very easily,
if that's what you're asking.
I love that you guys,
I love that you're both so talented and funny, but also that you guys, I love that, I love that you're both
so talented and funny
but also are an activist couple
because between that,
I know, right?
Sounds terrible to say.
It's so annoying.
It's so annoying.
Even I think it's annoying.
But I don't want paparazzi
taking pictures of babies
I'm never going to have.
What?
So I appreciate what you've done.
Let's protect your never babies.
For the babies I'm not going to have.
Seriously protect them.
I'm going to introduce them together
because they want to play as a team tonight
and I don't blame them because they've been
a great team in Two Motion Pictures called
the Innkeepers and Cheap Drills.
And they are
Sarah Paxton and Pat Healy, you guys.
Hello.
Hello.
They brought
a really sexy poster
and
this one.
That is so horrifying, Pat.
I think it's sweet.
At least it was shot quickly
so you probably only had
all this on you
for like a day or two only 12 hours
there you go somebody had their nose
in the pie that's what it is
alright yeah
Sarah Paxton
thank you so much for being here first time guest
on the show
thanks for having me
I've done I've seen this movie three times
I've done a bunch of events with all the other fellas,
the fellas in that movie.
And you've never been present,
and I've been disappointed every time.
I'm sorry.
But it's great to finally have you on one of my shows.
Yeah, thank you for having me.
Yeah, and this movie,
so Pat talked you into doing it,
because it's super dark,
and her character does some messed up shit.
And yeah, there's bugs in here for some reason.
Sorry about that.
Wait, Kristen, am I allowed to kill a bug?
What do you mean?
No. What did he do to you?
He's just existing.
All right.
And he's mine, so don't touch him.
Fly away like that Forrest Gump feather.
And he's mine, so don't touch him.
Flying away like that Forrest Gump feather.
Did you get talked into it by Pat?
I did, yeah.
Pat, I was really scared because I was playing a soulless psycho bitch person.
And Pat and I, we hump in the movie and I love Pat but Pat's like my brother.
Humper alert.
Spoiler alert, we
hump and I was a little nervous
and Pat called
me and you know.
Let's hump.
No. It wasn't like that.
That was the thing we looked forward
to the least and it was probably the least fun
thing that we did. And if you see the movie, you know why.
It's pretty non-erotic.
I'd choke him.
Okay, if you say so.
Dude over my left shoulder when you said that went,
yeah, right.
You guys brought a ton of posters.
Can we just, like, throw them at people in the crowd?
What we did was we signed a bunch that
we are in. And then there's a few of our co-stars,
Dave Koechner and Ethan Embry
in here as well.
Yes for them.
All four of you are so great
in that movie. And if it wasn't a dark comedy,
it would win a ton of awards.
Dave is in Hit and Run as well, isn't he?
He is.
He's all over the place.
We also have a pulse reunion at the all over the place. We also have a mini
pulse reunion
at the end of the table.
We sure do.
Because Sam Levine
and Kristen Bell
were in Pulse together.
And Veronica Mars,
although we shared
no scenes together.
That's correct.
How did you fit
into the plot, Sam?
Were you like
a guy who looks like
he's in high school
but isn't?
I was when they were in college.
Oh, season three.
Here we go.
Yeah.
And also a Sidney White reunion.
Yes.
With Sarah Paxton.
We've been in a movie together as well.
That's right.
And we were on a television show that was quickly canceled starring Andy Richter called Quintuplets.
Yes. Okay. We were on a television show that was quickly canceled, starring Andy Richter, called Quintuplets. Yes!
Okay, and now that you mention those things,
let's get the dirt on Andy Richter.
Yeah.
So much Nazi memorabilia, it would make you sick.
He literally drives around in Hitler's old car.
Was that Sydney White girl, was she crazy yet
when you guys worked with her?
No!
She's a nice, normal girl, right?
She's a nice girl. God damn. You be nice.
Well, I try, but I want her to,
you know, you gotta be mean for her to get better.
Or you gotta hope she gets on a show
with Oprah.
Like that's helping Lindsay in any way at all.
That's a whole other thing. Yeah, it is,
Sam. Thank you for helping
me to move on. Yes.
You were in Jobs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nobody saw that movie.
No.
So I feel bad.
Like Pat Healy here, he's in Captain America Winter Soldier.
That's great.
That did almost as well as Jobs at the box office.
Has anyone seen it?
Yeah, people have seen it.
$100 million.
I play scientist number one.
Best scientist.
Do you have, like, Judah Friedlander's hat on or something?
I wish.
Do we know the other scientists?
The other scientist is Ed Brubaker,
who's the creator of The Winter Soldier, the comic book.
Oh, okay.
He's scientist number two.
That's why you're number one.
I'm the one with the lines.
He's no actor.
Yeah.
You're propping him up.
You had to work hard.
Yeah, well.
You were acting for two.
And then, you know, propping up this Redford fella.
So your scene is with Redford?
Yeah.
That's pretty sweet.
Did he say if he saw Cheap Thrills or not?
He hadn't seen it yet.
Available on VOD or in select theaters nationwide?
It wasn't out yet.
No, I'm saying now.
I'm trying to plug it.
Oh, I should call him.
Yeah, yeah.
No, he says he did.
Robert Redford says he loves Cheap Thrills,
and he wants you to see it,
preferably at one of his Sundance cinemas.
Any major cities.
I heard it's the first thing he watched
after he survived having to fix that boat.
That's right.
Out at sea.
He lost his hearing in one ear,
but he wanted to see cheap thrills.
That was his only wish.
Well, right on.
And I'd be remiss without saying
that the Veronica Mars movie
is available on your television at home
and probably still in some theaters.
AMC theaters.
It was exclusive to AMC, I believe.
Was it?
I think so.
I think so, too.
That's where I went, and I loved it
because it's like, for those of you who don't know,
it's like the TV show had a whole extra bonus episode.
Like, it doesn't miss a beat.
It just feels like the TV show,
but it's 90 minutes long,
and I was a little sad that the
theme song doesn't play normal
style at the beginning but it is in
the movie. Right? Yeah, it is in the
movie. I love that Danny Warhol song
though. Oh, it's the best. And we had like a
contest of people submitting
their version of it and that guy
won the street performer
that plays it. Yeah, yeah.
It's a cool, you know, it's a fun little switcheroonie,
but I was like,
I still want to hear it.
Yeah, it's a good tune.
I want to hear that damn tune.
Let's give out these cheap thrills posters.
Let's just hand them to people.
If you've seen it,
come up and take a poster.
Here, that's, those are four.
That's a good sister.
Those are signed.
Nobody's coming up.
Those are signed.
Yeah, they're signed and everything.
The ones with Sarah May are signed. Come on, you animals. Those are not signed. It's all men. Oh, there's a lady. Grab a couple. Here, take a few. It's coming up. Those are signed. Yeah, they're signed and everything. The ones with Sarah Mayer signed.
Come on, you animals.
Those are not signed.
It's all men.
Oh, there's a lady.
Grab a couple.
Here, take a few.
It's mostly men.
Just jump up here.
Take a number.
Giving them away.
They're really neat posters for a really neat movie.
They are.
And they are limited editions, too.
So they're not...
They're for sale on the website of Drafthousefilms.com, but they're selling out.
And all the money goes to charity.
It's a charity that pays people to do dares.
Yeah.
To dip their balls in sriracha sauce.
Or have sex with Pat Healy.
Yeah.
Is one of the dares.
It's a dare.
In the film.
How are you doing on time?
We're doing okay.
Sam, you all right?
I'm great, buddy.
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
I asked you backstage to explain to everybody what's going to happen with that. We're doing okay. Sam, you all right? I'm great, buddy. How you doing? I'm doing good.
I asked you backstage to explain to everybody about the name tags, and I did.
What's going to happen with that.
So nobody will be confused.
There will be no confused faces.
Nobody will read anything out loud that they're not supposed to.
Nope.
Let's do it.
All right.
Let the games begin.
Audience members brought name tags.
Some might just hold up the posters they were just given.
But everybody, please go and select a name tag
of who you'd like to play for,
and Sarah and Pat, just pick one,
because you'll play as a team.
Let's go. I can't see that well.
Sarah and Pat are going to play as a team
to try to take down the indomitable force
that is Sam the Man Levine.
And while they pick their name tags,
we'll be right back after this.
We're back!
Yay!
So you guys picked out some name tags.
Let me see if I can get my phone going
and vine this stuff for all the people
that wonder what the name tags look like
that were chosen.
I should have prepared it earlier.
But that's how it works.
Who are you playing for? Pat and Sarah?
Is this Pat?
Yes. So this is Pat.
Oh, so you're playing for someone named Pat.
That's clever. And it's a Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat
world, which that's my name and also
one of my favorite movies. It's a mad, mad, mad, mad
world. So this is really cool.
Mickey Rooney just passed away.
Rest in peace. He's dead like everyone else in the movie is now.
Right?
Who's still alive?
Jonathan Winters died recently.
Dick Shawn is dead.
Spencer Tracy, long gone.
Sid Caesar just died.
They're all dead.
Phil Silver's dead.
Sid Caesar just died.
Terry Thomas is dead.
Durante is dead.
Jerry Lewis has a cameo.
Terry Thomas has got to be dead.
Terry Thomas is dead.
Ed Rochester from Jack Benny is dead
Peter Falk is dead
Dorothy Provine's dead
Maybe Edie Adams is still alive
I think Edie Adams is still alive
She might be the sole survivor
It's weird how many of them died
Jerry Lewis is in it too
He's alive
That was a gross game
Hey
Cheap trills Yeah, he has a cameo. He's still alive. Okay, so that was a gross game. Hey, uh...
Cheap trills.
Who are you playing for, Kristen?
I'm playing for Betsy.
Yeah, let me see it.
Is this a snapshot?
Okay, it was.
No, I'm vining.
I'm vining it.
And who's Betsy?
What's she do?
What's her name tag?
It's a DVD
well Betsy's a thief
I believe
because this is a DVD
that belongs to
Hollywood Video
No they close
you keep
that's how that works
It's belonged
to Hollywood Video
It's Let the Right One In
which is one of my
favorite movies
it's a Danish movie
I think
I think it's Danish
It might be an Eclair
Sweet
So what
how did she get her name into the title? I think. I think it's Danish. It might be an eclair. So what...
How did she get her name into the title?
Let the right
Betsy in. Let the right Betsy in.
Alright.
Good job, Betsy.
And Sam,
who are you playing for? I'm playing for
And Jean.
Freaks and geeks and
Jean.
freaks and geeks and Gene.
Alright.
That's going to make
a nice vine.
Alright.
So Sam, of course,
is our returning winner
but with all these
new players involved
I thought...
Buddy Hackett
is also dead.
Sorry.
I didn't want to
throw that out there.
Sorry.
I didn't want to pile on.
Not him.
I didn't want to throw that out there.
Sorry.
I didn't want to pile on.
Not him.
Eddie Rochester Anderson is also dead.
Long dead, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you can think of another one, just jump right in.
Okay.
It'll be a fun game for the rest of the show.
Ethel Merman.
It's a big cast.
I said her already.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so
I wanted to determine who goes first by just
kind of a toss-up little game.
And our friend
Mark Wahlberg couldn't be here this week.
I know.
He's got something else to do.
He's promoting Transformers
or something.
He's at the factory making those Mark bars.
I would still like to play
a pre-recorded
doing lines with Mark.
How you guys doing?
You want to do some lines?
Yes.
Play that one more time
just because it's great.
How you guys doing?
You want to do some lines?
All right. So the object of this game is
Have your microphones ready
Everybody's eligible to play
Comedians sit with the microphones
As close to their mouth as possible
Ready the entire time
And actors go
I love it
Okay
Alright, so
This There was a mix-up, and I'll explain it afterwards.
But I think you'll still be able to get the movie.
This is from the trailer of a movie and not from the actual movie.
First person who knows it, just yell it into your microphone.
Here we go.
That's no blizzard.
That's my sister.
Frozen. That's right Blizzard. That's my sister. Frozen. That's no Blizzard.
What was it?
That's
Kristen Bell's line in Frozen,
but in the trailer only.
Oh, shit! Right?
It was only in the trailer!
I assumed it was in the movie because they play it in every
commercial I see of it. You're damn right
they do!
So I assumed it's in the movie because they play it in every commercial I see of it. You're damn right they do. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
And so I assumed it's in the movie because I just saw the movie the one time and didn't
remember if you said that or not.
And so anyway, so I told Mark to say it and I thought it would be a lot of fun to see
if you were the first one to guess the right answer.
First.
Well, I'm now recognizing the rules of the game.
So now I would have even been quicker had I known that someone else was
going to say it. Oh, I loved it.
I loved your slow
reaction time and everyone else not having any
idea.
Because I'm pretty sure none of them have children.
All my comedian friends who have children, it's their children's
favorite movie and their favorite movie.
They will not shut the fuck up about it.
If I get no other message out today, it's shut the fuck up about it. If I get no other message out today,
it's shut the fuck up about Frozen.
Veronica Mars, cheap thrills,
whatever the fuck Sam's doing.
This is like anti-promotion for your projects.
I know.
Doug Benson just yelled at us about it. I would also like to say my niece loves Frozen.
And you love it with her?
Well, yes.
And Kristen very sweetly recorded a message for her
as her character backstage.
I just wanted to say thank you.
I would never do anything like that.
It was so sweet.
That's no message.
That's my sister.
I hope I'm not opening the door for you
that you do that for everyone,
but it was really special,
and it's going to make her either cry or crap her pants.
Thank you, Kristen.
Yes, thank you, Kristen. You get to go first
in this next game, and it's called
ABC Deez Nuts.
And we haven't
played it in a while.
And in honor of Veronica Mars,
that's what we're going to spell.
The way this works is we're going to spell the title
Veronica Mars one at a time.
It sounds very easy
but it's amazing how tripped up people can get by it.
We're going to start with you.
You get the letter V
and then we're just going to go to Sam, Pat
and I'll tell you the letter before you have to do it
but then you just have to name the first movie
you can think of that begins with that letter.
And if you match what I've written down already
out of all the movies
ever made,
then you win automatically.
And it has happened.
Damn right. You just gotta get in my mind,
my mindset.
I apologize for not getting you guys high
before the show.
V is your letter.
Any movie that begins with the letter V, Christian.
But you have to specify, it must begin with that letter.
It can't start with the letter A or the word the.
So the Godfather for G wouldn't work.
I usually bring that up when it happens, because it might not.
But let's go.
Any movie that begins with the letter V, Kristen.
V.
Was there a movie called Voyager
maybe Voyage
sounds like it could have happened
this is really that hard for you
let me explain something to you
when you have a baby
your brain gets unplugged
for like two years
so I will see you guys in 12 months
I would be happy to have you back
post baby brain damage.
If I can recover.
But the reality is, yeah,
I don't have the best recall.
I wouldn't let you get away with it
if you just said Veronica Mars.
But...
Oh my God.
I should go, guys.
No, no, please stay.
Book of Mormon isn't until 8 o'clock.
Oh, that's these guys.
So Sarah's got tickets to Book of Mormon, you guys.
So yeah, it's a great show, but it's fucking up my show right now.
I'll stay here with you.
Yeah, Pat's going to stay.
Veronica Mars.
It's too late.
But you're not out.
You'll get one more turn when it comes back around.
Sam, give me a V movie.
V for Vendetta.
Very good.
That one just screams to be chosen.
Don't look so smug.
Because it's V for Vendetta.
No, that wasn't anywhere near as smug as I can be on this thing.
I went with Vertigo.
That's what I was going to say.
Because it was filmed in San Francisco, partially,
and I will be there performing at Cobb's Comedy Club
on April 19th.
Very nice.
All right, Sam. No, I'm sorry.
Pat and Sarah together.
Anything that begins with the letter E.
Edward Scissorhands?
Yeah, it does.
That's a nice... I was going to say, Ernest goes to camp. with the letter E? Edward Scissorhands? Yeah, it does.
That's a nice... I was going to say
Ernest goes to camp.
You guys are both...
Maybe you shouldn't be a team.
You're both so good.
I was going to...
I said Evil Dead 2
because it was filmed
in North Carolina
and I'll be in Raleigh
and Charlotte
and Asheville
this weekend.
Asheville.
Asheville.
Yeah.
Get it?
Evil Dead 2 fans?
Mm-hmm.
Guy's name is Ash in the movie.
Nicely explained.
Now I'm an asshole.
Kristen.
Kristen, you get the letter R.
Just knock it out of the park.
Roadhouse.
There you go.
Yes!
I went with Risky Business
because it was filmed in Chicago
and I will be at Zany's in Chicago
on May 4th.
Sam?
Orange County.
Orange County.
That's a good one.
I'll be there.
I said office space
because it was shot in Austin, Texas
where I'll be on May 17th.
There's no place I'm be on May 17th.
There's no place I'm not going, you guys.
The letter is N.
Take it away, Pat.
Go for it, Pat.
Nothing but trouble.
Oh.
Nice. I like the answer.
Do not like that movie.
Who does?
But I like the answer.
Vulcanvania.
I, of course, went with Not Another Teen Movie.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah.
Starring Sam Levine.
Ah.
And where was that filmed, Doug?
Will you be there?
What's that?
Where was that filmed?
Will you be there anytime soon?
No.
You'll be there every Tuesday.
I'm not performing on a studio lot or wherever you did it.
Where'd you do it?
Part of it was shot here.
Yeah, there you go.
All right, Kristen, your letter is I.
Any movie that begins with I.
Inception.
I thought you were going to say it.
Inglourious Bastards.
Starring Sam Levine.
Terrible.
Sam, your letter is C.
Clear and Present Danger.
Oh, that's a good one, but I went with Compliance
starring Pat Healy.
A, you guys.
Yeah, A.
A.
A, American Hustle.
Yeah.
You're good at this.
Yeah, I can spell.
I went with Astro Boy featuring the voice of Kristen Bell.
We got a few letters left.
Are you guys seeing how this works?
Okay.
He's picking movies we're in.
M, who's up next?
Is it Kristen?
For M, yeah.
Nope.
M.
M.
M.
M.
M.
M.
Oh, I know it.
M.
Do you?
M.
Hmm. Or any M. M. Oh, I know it. M. Do you? Hmm.
Or any M.
You won't get thrown out if you say any movie that begins with M.
Yeah.
Coming up blank.
Hold on.
And it was called 8 Mile, not Eminem the movie.
Mary Poppins!
Yes!
There you go.
Pat, what was it? Magnolia? Yeah, Magnolia. in the movie. Mary Poppins! Yes! There you go.
Pat,
what was it?
Magnolia?
Yeah, Magnolia. I thought you could just,
you could have just said M.
Yeah.
That's true.
Actually,
he said it.
Paglioli plays a pharmacist
in Magnolia.
I play two pharmacists
in Magnolia.
Wait, what?
They put you like
in a different outfit?
Yeah,
I play the pharmacist
in the very beginning
of the movie.
The black and white flashback about the three guys with similar names that got killed?
And then I played the pharmacist later that Julianne Moore chews my ass out.
I had no idea.
I got to go watch it again, all three happy hours of it.
You claim dual role.
A for you.
It's me.
I'm going to take a real shot in the dark here.
Okay.
A little film called Aquamarine.
Uh-oh.
Oh.
Yay.
I should have done that, but I went with Airport 1975.
Yeah, see, you violated the rules of your own game.
That's probably what I would have said.
Well, because I'm going to be in Salt Lake City on April 17th,
and that's where the plane emergency lands at the end.
Yeah, yeah.
The stewardess is flying the plane.
Arr.
Arr.
Yeah, you guys.
Teammates.
You got this.
She's just tossing
it to you, dude.
Oh my goodness,
I just went blank.
How do I go blank?
Anything with an R.
Yeah.
Ratatouille.
There you go.
How do you feel about this team thing Sam?
I'm on board with it I think they work very well together
We were once conjoined
I chose Rocky because I'm going to be in Philadelphia
On May 8th
S Kristen
You can do it
Serendipity
That's correct S, Kristen. You can do it. Serendipity.
We see that coming. That's correct.
That's correct.
But you could have said
Spartan, Safety Not Guaranteed,
and Scream 4,
all of which you were in.
And we don't have a winner.
Gotta play one more game.
We got 11 minutes to do it.
This game is called
Seth Rogen Game,
a.k.a. Last Man Stanton.
And I apologize because it's tougher
than the last game.
Christian's gonna get to go first,
and then we'll go to our team over here
and then to Sam.
And we need...
Who should we get from the audience
to help us out with this? I need an actor
or actress or director
with a pretty large body of
work. Raise your hand if you got a good one.
This guy right here.
Christian Bale.
Interesting. I think I said large
body of work, but
we'll just have to work with
probably like 15 films he's done.
That's a lot. He's worked a lot.
So, Kristen, you go first.
Name any Christian Bale movie.
Out of the Furnace. Yes.
Keep it current.
Team
Cheap Thrills.
Rescue Dawn.
Which I appeared in.
Cheap Thrills.
Rescue Dawn.
Which I appeared in.
That's how it's done.
Cheap Thrills.
Were you in a movie with him, Sam?
No, not to my knowledge.
Okay.
American Hustle.
Yes. I like to think of it,
Merkin Hustle.
Mentioned already tonight, yeah.
Merkin Hustle.
That's right, I said Merkin Hustle.
Look it up.
Can I say one?
We're back to Kristen,
aren't we?
Yep.
Oh, sorry.
Batman.
Batman.
Full title, please.
The Batman.
That's not my sister.
That's the Batman.
There's a full title.
How you guys doing?
Unfortunately,
there was a film called Batman,
but that was Michael Keaton played Batman in that movie.
And Christian Bale is in Batman Begins.
Give me a break.
Everybody knows it's the Batman movie.
Yeah, yeah.
Batman Knight and Batman Rises.
Batman Knight's my favorite. All right.
Batman Knight's my favorite.
All right.
You almost convinced me,
but you're out.
She began Batman Begins.
She began to say Batman Begins.
Forget it.
I'll tell you later. She begin the began?
Yeah.
You guys are up.
Team Cheap Thrills.
Little Women.
Good one.
Wow.
Very nice.
I don't even know if I knew he was in that.
Yes.
Just let it go.
Yeah.
He's in it.
Sam.
The Batman.
The Dark Knight.
Why do you have to rub it in?
It's his first time on the show.
Because we're old pals.
Oh, that's true.
And I adore her.
Pulse pals.
What did Leonard give Pulse, Sam?
Not a good review.
No.
Was it a two star?
I think it was two, maybe two and a half.
I think one of the lines in his review is,
it scared me.
He doesn't like the genre.
He doesn't like scary shit.
We lost him before the first phrase.
All right, we're giving Sarah and Pat too much time to think.
What do you got?
Is it our turn?
Yeah, it is.
Oh, crap.
He just said Dark Knight.
Oh, American Psycho.
Yes.
The Dark Knight Rises.
Of course.
Is Kristen not playing anymore?
No, she's out.
That's where I got confused.
I mean, she could be on your team if you want.
If she wants.
I'm not really going to add anything.
I'm kind of dead weight.
But I'm a lot of fun.
Is it our turn again?
Yeah, it's on you again.
Newsies.
Oh, yesies.
That's my Moose-Helene wave for you.
Empire of the Sun.
Yeah.
Young Christian Bale.
We just knocked them both out.
I think he was in something even before Empire of the Sun.
Harsh Times.
No.
Harsh Times.
Yeah, that's a great movie.
Is it? It is. David Ayer. Yeah. Oh, the same guy who did End of Watch? End of this. Harsh Times. Yeah, that's a great movie. Is it? It is.
David Ayer. Oh, the same guy
who did End of Watch?
Oh, I love that movie. And he wrote the Batman.
It's true.
Didn't he? Alright, Sam.
Terminator. Oh, that's David. Salvation.
Oh, okay. I thought you were going to
screw up. Oh, good for you.
Terminator 2.
Salvation.
Okay.
The Fighter.
Yes.
Academy Award winning performance.
Blam.
Sam.
Let's see.
We're getting them all, I think.
We're getting down to the nitty gritty.
There was that one he did where he was like, hey.
You know,
I forgot about that one.
I forgot about that one.
What's the one where he yelled at everybody?
That was Terminator Salvation.
Oh, good for you.
Good for you.
Shut the fuck up.
You want me to trash your fucking lights, man?
Ryan, let's get good for you.
Get that soundbite,
and whenever somebody wins a game,
we'll play it.
Someone made a YouTube video
of a mashup of a confusion
between me and Christian Bale,
and it's an announcer going,
starring Christian Bale and Christian Bale and it's an announcer going, starring Christian Bale and
Christian Bale.
And it is so
funny and even I can acknowledge how
funny it is. It's cute.
Alright, you're back in the game.
Any movie with Christian Bale?
But Sam didn't go yet.
Okay, Sam.
Swing Kids.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
You think that was his first one?
Yeah, probably.
No, no, Empire of the Suns before Swing Kids first, yeah.
Did they make a sequel to American Psycho?
They did, but he ain't in it.
I just thought of one.
Okay, so.
I have one. Yeah, that's probably the same one. Is it my turn? Yeah, just thought of one. Okay, so. I have one.
Yeah, that's probably the same one.
Is it my turn?
Yeah.
Or Christian's turn.
Christian's.
Oh.
What do you think?
I don't think.
It's just a blank slate.
It's really nice in here, but it's dead as can be.
Anything else Christian Bale might have been in?
Nope.
Okay.
You're out again. Think of another anecdote.
I have one.
Do you have one?
The Machinist.
Oh.
Right, right, right.
A.K.A. hard to watch because he
looks so unhealthy. Yeah, it's so worth it that he did that.
An apple and a pack of cigarettes a day was his diet.
An apple and a pack of cigarettes a day?
He was not eating at all when I worked with him either.
My diet is I smoke out of an apple.
A little film.
So, what do you got, Sam?
Reign of Fire.
Oh, yeah.
Dinosaurs. One of the great, no, the dragons. of Fire. Oh, yeah. Dinosaurs.
One of the great, no, the dragons.
Dragons.
McConaughey.
Flying dinosaurs.
I apologize.
Don't bother the Crutches Department.
Yeah, that was a good one.
This is all you, Pat.
So, what do you got?
I know, I think it's a television movie, though.
Oh, well, you could take your chances, but if it's a TV movie, I will not accept it.
I know a theatrical movie they use.
Okay, what?
The Secret Agent.
What's that?
It's a movie with Bob Hoskins and Christian Bale.
Can anyone confirm?
It's a British movie.
Sounds right, one person says.
Anybody want to IMDb it?
Bob Hoskins is in it?
I think that might be the case,
is that it's a movie they made for BBC or some shit.
That's a theatrical release.
Robin Williams is in it, I believe.
What?
What kind of weirdo movie are you making up?
I believe it's a Patricia Highsmith book.
Yeah, Doug, he's correct.
I gotta go to sleep.
You got it.
They got it in the booth.
He's correct.
I gotta go to sleep.
Yeah, thank you so much for being here.
Sarah Paxton, everybody.
Thank you so much for being here. Sarah Paxton, everybody. Thank you.
Yeah, there's one more of her posters up for grabs.
The one last creep that wants...
Oh, a nice lady. Come on over here.
Doug, I got one.
Okay. Pocahontas.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Alright. Pat, coming down Whoa. All right, Pat.
All right, this is a television movie.
Well, don't say it then.
Really, I can't say it?
I will not allow it.
Okay.
Pick an actual Christian Bale movie.
I've thought of one.
Do you got another one, Sam?
I got one.
Do you have one, Kristen?
Nope.
I hope I have this title right.
I think I do
The Flowers of War
Do you want to look that up in the booth?
Just give us a second
Sounds phony to me
That is correct
What year was that?
Last year, right?
2011
Oh wow, so like an indie movie that didn't get much attention What year was that? Last year, right? 2011.
Oh, wow.
So like an indie movie that didn't get much attention?
Is it Shang-I-Mu?
Chinese. One of those big directors directed it.
Ah.
I don't know why one person thought of me saying Chinese.
It's so funny.
But I'll take it.
I'll take any laughs I can get.
Sam?
Hmm.
Come on, you're playing for cupcakes.
There are cupcakes involved?
Yeah, somebody's going to win a box of cupcakes.
I had no idea that's what was at stake.
Yeah, yeah.
Neither did I.
I'm starting to blank out too,
except for that one television.
Oh, it's tough, man.
I thought of one more, but only one more.
Oh, the one that I came up with wasn't the one you had?
No, I never heard of that.
Oh, I have one.
Oh, do I have one.
By the way, we're at like 17, and I guessed 15 to 20.
I'm impressed.
Now I know I'm going to kick myself as soon as the titles get spit out at me.
He don't got it, Pat.
What do you got?
Can I stand and say this?
Can I say it with you?
Yeah.
Is it...
The...
Oh.
What is it?
Captain Corelli's Mandolin.
I kept thinking the thin red line,
but I knew it was... I knew it was in thin red line, but I knew it was...
I knew it was in a war picture,
but I knew it wasn't that one.
That's where all these Italian accents...
The one I thought we'd say in unison
and blow everybody away
and it'd be a lot of fun was
The Prestige!
Yes, of course.
That's good.
But that's The Prestige.
That was The Prestige of the whole That was the prestige Of the whole game
So Pat Healy
And Sarah Paxton
Won the game
Oh good
Come get your prizes
It's a Pat
Pat
Pat
Pat world
Here you go dude
There's your cupcakes
Congratulations
There's your Parahoy bag
And everything in it
Thanks for bringing up
A discussion about
Dead celebrities You know Pat The first part Did you think of any more From Oh these people There's your Parahoy bag and everything in it. Thanks for bringing up a discussion about dead celebrities.
You know, Pat, the first part is cool.
Did you think of any more from...
The Promise.
Oh, these people are all dead.
I mean, I think Edie Adams is still alive.
I tried, I tried.
Arnold Stang, is he still alive?
Yes, Arnold Stang is probably dead, too.
He's probably dead.
Yeah, he's probably dead.
Oh, Milton Berle is dead.
We didn't say that.
We said that, didn't we?
I don't think we did. I don't know. We got a lot of them. I'm very proud of us. I, Milton Berle is dead. We didn't say that. We said that, didn't we? I don't think we did.
I don't know.
We got a lot of them.
I'm very proud of us.
I think Edie Adams is still around.
I'm proud of everything we've done here today.
Yeah.
Kristen and Sam, could you pass your name tags down in case there are shitheads written
on the back for me to...
No, Jean was bold.
There was no shithead.
Oh, Jean's got one.
Come over.
Oh, she's got it on a separate piece of paper.
She just wanted to be able to get up on stage.
Do the right thing, Betsy.
Let's return this.
You know what I'm saying?
To whom?
Hollywood Vids.
That's not a thing.
Whoa.
This is a new thing that's happening.
People are sitting going, I'm going to watch the whole show
then decide who my shithead is
because then I can make a joke about something that's happened on the show.
And I don't think that's fair.
I think your shithead should be the person you walked in the door thinking,
I can't wait to tell the world this person's a shithead.
So new rule, your shithead has to be on the back of your name tag.
Betsy's got one.
It doesn't have to be.
I'm not going to push it that hard, but I'd like it to be.
Sure.
I'm just asking.
Let's just say if you do that from this point on, you'll curry favor
with Doug, audience members.
Alright, well let's do the final
thing we have to do, which is the plugs
part. Cheap Thrills,
VOD, Selected
Theaters Around the Country. Correct. What else
you got? Captain America, that little thing. Yeah,
you might want to see that. And then Draft Day, which
comes out next week. Oh, nice!
With Kevin Costner. Some sort of sports thing, which comes out next week. Oh, nice, with Kevin Costner.
Some sort of sports thing.
Yeah, football draft day.
Oh, football.
I'm in that for a minute.
I thought it was curling.
Sam, what do you got?
I think that people
should re-watch Pulse.
If you dare.
And then our episode
of Veronica Mars
from season three
and then
Sidney White
and of course
check out Kevin Pollak's
chat show every Sunday
on Earwolf.com
that'd be a fun way
to watch the
Veronica Mars movies
to do like
binge watch the entire
three seasons
and then see that
I think
that'd be fun
actually
Pulse is
loosely
it's kind of
a lost episode of Veronica Mars.
Nice and try.
Thank you.
Apologies to put your hands together.
And Kristen Bell, thank you for being here for your first time.
When you weren't.
I'm sorry, I didn't really contribute anything.
No, you contributed plenty.
People are going to love it.
And the kids are going to line up for even longer at Disneyland.
You know that the kids wait for like three hours
to meet a girl who's dressed like your character?
Kids are so stupid, guys.
I have said this from day one.
I didn't think that's what you were going to say.
I thought you were going to talk about how sweet they are
and you're excited about Frozen and Veronica Mars
and anything else we should be looking for?
House of Pies?
Oh, yeah.
House of Lies is coming back on Showtime.
Yeah, it won't air until next January.
They just, the season finale was this past Sunday.
But there's going to be more.
There's going to be more, yeah.
Awesome.
With our friend Ben Schwartz.
And hopefully you'll go tell Don Cheadle how much fun you had here.
Absolutely.
And he'll be like, but I just had a baby.
Thank you guys for being here.
One more round of applause for Sam Levine, Kristen Bell, Sarah Paxton, and Pat Keeling.
As always, as always,
my cat is a shithead.
Betsy's cat is a shithead.
And, how dare you.
Post-baby brain damage
is a shithead.
Now it's time for Doug
to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess
makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you
Cause Doug loves movies!