Doug Loves Movies - Lisa Corrao, Matt Fernandez and Dave Siegel guest
Episode Date: April 11, 2022Live from The Improv in Miami, Doug welcomes Lisa Corrao, Matt Fernandez and Dave Siegel to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month... of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming, maybe sticky seeds
With 50 ads and 5 more kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Oh, that was very hearty.
Very, Doug Loves Movies.
It's like we're going into battle.
We're going into battle right now.
I've got some stuff written down and some sunglasses on.
Coming to you once again in front of a live audience.
At the Improv in Miami, Florida, airport adjacent.
Miami, Florida airport adjacent!
18 minute ride if the traffic is okay.
Come for the sunshine, stay for the traffic.
It's Saturday, April 9th, and you know what time it is. It's time for Doug plugs.
I'm doing stand-up comedy with special guests
at Gotham Comedy Club in New York City
Monday night.
That's two nights from now,
one night from when you're listening to this
if you listen immediately
and too late if you listen on Tuesday.
I'll be doing stand-up in Portland, Oregon.
This one you got plenty of time.
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It's a gas at 420.
I'm 420.
Shit, don't get there early.
It's a nighttime show.
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And Doug Loves Movies is coming to Los Angeles,
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go to DougLovesMovies.com.
That's DougLovesM loves movies.com see I would have sworn that it goes Ted Danson that's how I you know everybody remembers it
differently but you guys know that thank so much, and apologies for saying you guys. I'm trying to change that.
I'm trying to, because it's a microaggression, to say to a room full of men and women,
because lots of women come out to Doug Loves Movies, don't kid yourselves.
And so I shouldn't call, I shouldn't address the entire audience as guys, so I'll fix that.
All right, listen up, fuckers.
I've got three terrific guests.
Do you want to bring them out right now?
Should we bring them out right now?
Holy crap, I love the enthusiasm.
These are three of the funniest.
Floridians isn't the right word for it
because I don't think they've all lived here
their entire lives, but let's not worry about it right now.
Give it up, everybody, for Lisa Correo,
Matt Fernandez, and Dave Siegel.
Dave Siegel.
I kind of sit here hoping, like hoping maybe two out of three
will, oh, there he is.
He made it.
I had to run and get a beverage or something.
Half of that was true.
There's traffic in the guest
in the green room.
The truly green room.
Thank you, Miami Improv.
Let's meet them individually
and alphabetically.
Don't look around, Lisa.
You're first.
Yeah, alphabetical by last name.
It's Lisa Correo, everybody.
Hey, hey, everybody. I get so messed up on saying your last name you do because you say it perfectly
okay good yeah i i get in my head about it because uh there was a lady uh that was like in charge of
mtv back in the day when i would actually be working there sometimes spells itlls it C-A-R-R-A-O like you do.
I don't spell it that way.
Oh, you don't?
It's the spelling difference.
No, the spelling is the same.
But she says it wrong.
She does?
Well, or they always say it wrong and she just let them.
Yeah, probably.
Because people say corral.
Well, in Italy, it is supposed to be corral.
Right.
But for some reason...
We can't do R's over here.
Yeah, I know.
No, when my grandparents came here from Italy,
they thought it'd be easier to say correo,
but they were wrong because it's equally hard, apparently.
Or harder, perhaps.
It's a tricky one, but I'm glad I said it right.
And next time, I hope we won't have to have this conversation again yeah probably keep it to myself but you know how it is
when you're high and have to remember things I was just in Toronto and the
the hosts was like I can't remember how to see room I'm like I don't really care
say it however I go but you know it's like a Camaro kind of like Correo that
wasn't that wasn't really a good example. That doesn't help at all.
It was a terrible example. You might as well say
Maserati or
He actually said he said Camaro
when he brought it up.
That's a pretty cool name.
That's a cool stage name. I really messed up.
I don't know if it's too late to start a stage
name now. I don't know. I think it might
when it's so close
to begin with. You might be able to get away with it.
People are like, oh, I always said Correo.
It's Camaro?
All right. It's not close
enough. No, that's true. And then
I got to start driving a Camaro.
You know.
Well, this next guest's name
I think I've pronounced
correctly 98% of the time
and came in from St. Pete, I believe.
That's correct.
Matt Fernandez, everybody.
It's great to be here with you and Lisa Corolla.
Thanks for having me.
Man.
Your Corolla isn't spelled like the car.
He spells it different.
The Toyota Corolla.
Did your family invent Toyotathon?
Yes, they did.
I don't know why I didn't think of that.
You had quite a drive to get here today.
Oh, it was worth it to see all these beautiful people.
Yeah, really beautiful.
I pander my ass off.
What your ass off?
Pander? Like a pander bear? Oh, What your ass off? Pander?
Like a pander bear?
Oh, because you said
they were beautiful.
Yeah.
We didn't really look
that closely at their faces yet,
though.
Oh, I've been inspecting them.
Have you seen
Turning Red yet, Matt?
Turning Red?
Yeah.
No, I haven't.
It's the new Pixar movie
about a 13-year-old girl.
Why haven't you seen it yet?
What's wrong with you?
I can't wait to check it out. I 13 year old girl i'm on a list now do you like pixar movies in general oh yeah of course
you might enjoy it but it is it is a little more aimed at a specific we should definitely talk
about it more uh i don't know why i just flashed on that I knew you probably had not seen
or heard about Turning Red. Nope.
I think you'll enjoy it. Check in with me next time you come. Oh, I know why I thought of it,
because you said panda. Oh, okay.
I said pandor, but I got there still. I still managed to make that leap.
Joining us is a man who will tell you anything you want to know
about what it's like to live in Boca right now.
Or New York City.
He divides up his time.
I'm glad he's here now.
Give it up, everybody, for Dave Siegel.
I am the trailblazer who moved from New York to Boca.
I did it.
I was the first.
I mean, it's a real
weather upgrade.
A winter upgrade?
It's still surrounded by Jews.
Yeah, I'm
alright with that.
I mean, it just depends on the... I guess Boca. I've always just heard the, you know, alright with that.
I mean, it just depends on the... I guess bokeh.
I've always just heard the
bokeh references
on Seinfeld. Of course.
That's every del Boca Vista.
And every Jewish comedian I grew up
admiring would mention something
about bokeh
on occasion. Now it means...
Isn't it like a substitute meat
company is called Boca?
Boca Meats or something?
Now I think it's been around for a while.
It's been around for a bit, yeah.
Sorry Boca the place.
You've been replaced.
But seriously though, you like it there?
You know
having children of
the panda movie age, I like it.
What's it called?
Red.
Turning Red?
Turning Red, yeah.
So I know that movie.
They should have just called it Red Panda.
I don't know why they didn't.
Because it could have tricked more people into thinking it might be a superhero thing
or a kung fu panda thing.
But no, it's just a 13-year-old girl.
It's just a 13-year-old girl.
I mean, that's into that.
Who turns into a panda when she gets angry. And guess what? We've covered 13-year-old girl. It's just a 13-year-old girl. I mean, that's into that. Who turns into a panda when she gets angry.
And guess what?
We've covered 13-year-old girls in shoes.
Let's keep it moving, you know?
Let's just have some fun.
You know how you get a real 13-year-old girl who's angry, Matt?
I'll tell you, because you clearly don't know.
You'll have a family of your own one day.
Don't you put that on me.
Try to keep them from listening to the boy band they like.
That makes a 13-year-old turn into a scary panda.
It sounds like it's about getting your period.
Am I wrong about this?
No, you're not wrong about it.
I'm so happy this is happening.
You're not wrong about it because nobody's happy about getting that.
But it's about her anger and her emotions in general.
It's that her emotions are out of control.
But of course, the period has a lot to do with that.
Why'd you look at me when you said that?
I just glanced across the row of guests
and you're on the end, so you catch the look.
It wasn't for you specifically.
Anyway, I think it's a really good movie,
but it's also just funny to me, like, to recruit people to watch it, because it just doesn't seem like something an adult man would go out of his way to do. No, I wouldn't. Yeah. I've seen every Pixar movie, you know, I saw through fucking The Good Dinosaur, so, you know, and that little guy never got angry at anything.
you know, and that little guy never got angry at anything.
I think anger is a really fun thing to have in animation, you know,
like the angry guy in Inside Out is a really fun character.
And now Red Panda.
Those are our guests, everybody. Thank you.
Thank you to all of you for being here.
And before we get to the games,
which, you know, are a big part of this show,
I'd like to have a little talk about movies
that aren't called Turning Red.
So could each of you please recommend one film?
We'll start with Matt,
because he's been on the most recently so
he's already went through this probably had a lot of time to think about it in the car
what movie would you like to recommend last time I was on I recommended Spider-Man
and people were pissed oh they were like yeah we already saw Spider-Man yeah yeah yeah it's better
to recommend something people might have. I'm going deep.
There's a movie
from the 80s
called Where the Buffalo Roam.
No one knows it.
See?
That's what I'm talking about.
It's early Bill Murray.
It's early Bill Murray,
but he's playing
the same character
that Johnny Depp plays
in Fear and Loathing
in Las Vegas.
That's not a selling point.
What?
That's a fun movie.
I mean,
they both play him
the way he apparently was, which is an unpleasant individual. Sure. He's a fun movie. I mean, they both play him the way he apparently was,
which is an unpleasant individual.
Sure.
He's a drug addict
piece of shit,
but it's fun to watch
in a movie.
I think it might be.
I think both of those movies
that you mentioned
are, to me,
movies that, like,
you get revved up for them,
you get really fucked up
on something,
and 30 minutes in,
you're like,
oh, I'm coming off of that high
and this movie
is very irritating
because the characters stay
fucked up through the whole movie
and you know so after a while watching
somebody just break shit with a golf club you're kind of like
I could be doing that right now
but
Where the Buffalo Roam is worth another
look I think because Bill Murray of course has an amazing
career with a lot of
interesting roles
and that one wasn't dramatic
per se but it wasn't as comedic
I had no idea it existed until like a year ago
so I was excited
and the dad from Everybody Loves Raymond is in it
perfect
Peter Boyle?
yes that's his name Peter Boyle wow
he's been reduced to the dad from everybody loves Raymond that's so sad he was great in that role
and I was I would refer to his young Frankenstein yeah thank you but that's that's going back I mean
that's back to black and white movies from 1970s.
All right.
All right.
Royal Buffalo Rome, it is officially in the record
that that is your recommendation, Matt Fernandez.
Lisa.
Corral!
Which movie would you like to recommend?
Oh, man.
Has anyone seen The Omen?
You don't have to ask them if they've seen it.
It's more a matter of, you know, selling it to them.
If you haven't seen it yet, it's so scary.
I just saw it on TV recently.
Really?
Yeah, and it's a fucked up movie.
It's so scary.
It's so scary.
It still scares me.
I highly recommend it if you haven't seen it yet.
I mean, it came out in like, what, 1979 or something like that?
Yeah, even earlier probably.
But don't stumble into any sequel.
There's never been a sequel or a reboot or anything other than the original Omen that's as good as The Omen. still kind of a messed up movie because they just let you really ponder
somebody's death for a long time
before it actually happens with character
after character. It's
quite interesting. Yeah, it's like the
photographs that it'll have like a mark on the
photograph and then you're decapitated.
The trailer
was terrifying. Top two most terrifying
trailers I've seen in my lifetime.
You know, because I saw it when I was a child, of course.
But just the
Omen trailer, just his nanny
standing on the roof at his
birthday party. He's like five
and she's on the fucking roof
with a noose around her neck.
And she's like, this is for you.
I mean, great birthday present,
but maybe
give it a couple days later.
I don't upstage the party.
This is for you, Damien. She fucking
hangs herself in front of everybody, and that's in the
trailer for the general audience
to watch, and in the
TV commercials. What was the other
scare? You said that was one of the two. The other one
is fucking the ventriloquist
dummy movie that starred Anthony
Hopkins.
Magic, it was called
and the trailer was just a ventriloquist dummy you know he's eventually he's got a virtual in the movie probably also 70s all right late 70s and uh he's got this ventriloquist dummy
and the entire ad is just a dummy saying a poem that i you know just rose red visor blue but it
ends with your dad and it's that's the whole ad then it just says Anthony
Hopkins in magic and and you know the movies not nearly as scary as that they
should do a sequel with Jeff Dunham that would be pretty scary. He's already kind of doing it. Anytime I see clips of Jeff Dunham, I think it's pretty scary.
Alright, so
what was the movie again?
No, I got the omen, but Where the Buffalo Roam was
mad, so I didn't write it down yet. Alright, Dave, give us
your recommendation. On the spot, I'm gonna
go
in light of the recent
egregious 10-year punishment, decade-long punishment handed
out to our beloved Will Smith, in protest, I'm going to go with Free Willy. Oh, isn't that,
we've never had a protest recommendation before
nor have we ever had a
recommendation I think where not a single person
will take you up on it
because the reason to watch it
I mean it's a fun
reason to watch it but then you'd have to watch
Free Willy which has
a lot of singing by Michael Jackson
in it by the by
when you're going down another highway yeah so it's which has a lot of singing by Michael Jackson in it, by the by. Which brings up many other protests.
When you're going down another highway, yeah.
So it's treacherous roads you're leading on with that one.
But yeah, I hadn't thought about Free Willy in a while.
You're welcome.
It's just, you know, it's a movie about a kid and a whale,
and the big moment is when the whale jumps over the kid,
and the kid's like, hey, this whale might crush me, but we're having fun.
jumps over the kid and the kid's like hey this whale might crush me but we're having fun and uh but from the day it came out between being called free willie and the theme song for the movie being
sung by michael jackson like it was just a punch line it was just for adult comedy clubs
tv shows everywhere just the words free willie were like such an easy laugh. Michael Madden was so cool. And then he shows up in Free Willy.
And you know what I'm really impressed by, by the way, Doug?
Just whatever movie we bring up, you just have a fucking diatribe about the movie,
no matter what it is.
You should host a podcast about movies.
Yeah, you should definitely do some sort of movie podcast.
I usually have something to say about it.
I mean, I try not to go on the attack
when somebody recommends something as terrible
as Where the Buffalo Roams.
Worse than Free Willy?
Free Willy did not.
Michael Madsen plays Michael Madsen.
He plays one character.
I mean, you could recommend Blackfish
and it's a more enjoyable time.
Probably, yeah.
More suspenseful anyway.
But yeah, Free Willy's just, time probably yeah more suspenseful anyway but but yeah free willies just you know you don't stand a chance with these three recommendations of being the one people will check out but it
doesn't matter this isn't a contest it was just a fun thing to say now regarding mr smith oh yeah that's a sweet break you got not having to go to
the oscars for 10 years absolutely true jada gets to go to the oscars and meet men and she doesn't
have to worry about running into her husband yeah it's quite quite the uh pickup scene at the oscars
that's right timothy Chalamet is like,
ladies, no shirt, check it out.
A lot of people didn't even notice that.
Everyone focuses on Will Smith
going up and slapping Chris Rock.
In that 12-second period,
Jada fucked an usher.
Usher wasn't there.
So, anyway. I sure wasn't there.
Anyway, the whole situation is just every step of it is very strange.
But they think it's some sort of punishment to say you can't come to the Oscars.
He could still be nominated for one.
He could still win one, which is the coolest way to win, to not even be there.
Just be like, I'm busy.
Too busy for the Oscars.
But who knows what'll happen, you know.
I bet you after seven years, you know,
they'll let him off for good behavior.
That'd be so weird.
We decided to have a parole hearing.
He's also not
allowed to go to Academy events. You know what
Academy events are?
They're like fucking, like, let's watch an old-ass movie
and listen to some old person talk about it.
Like, it's not shit Will Smith is missing out on.
He's not going to have academy FOMO.
All right, we've got to play some games.
That's what we're here to do.
I've got to go to a commercial break though
first we'll pick some name tags during the break and we'll be right back we're
back and we selected some name tags from the audience there were so many great Super fun. Special nod to Dash
and glorious
bastards.
Ashley and
Rachel the help.
Rachelp.
But the chosen players were
Lisa's going to play for Brian to the Future
and Matt's
going to play for Meet Me in Saint.
Lewis is his name for Meet Me in Saint. Lewis is his name.
Meet Me Inside of Lewis.
And our friend Free Willy is going to play for Dave,
who brought some guitar picks that say Dave on them
in the font of Clerks.
Tell us why you picked that one, Dave.
Well, my name is Dave Doug.
There's another reason.
I'm going to see how big of a Kevin Smith fan you are.
Have you ever heard of the film Chasing Kevin?
Chasing Kevin?
That was a documentary.
Oh, my God.
He has heard of it.
I was in that.
It was made by a friend of mine, Scott Kramer and Randy Appel.
And Kevin Smith and Jay Muse appear in it. And I do as well.
It's a documentary?
No, it's a short film.
It's like a mockumentary.
Oh, okay.
About someone that's obsessed with Kevin Smith.
So chasing Kevin.
Chasing Kevin.
And in the film, they wind up catching up with Kevin Smith
and asking him his advice on making short films, feature films.
Okay.
So, yeah, he was in a Kevin Smith film.
Yeah.
We've got the evidence.
Because I saw the worry in your eyes that he's picking me
and making up this Kevin Smith shit.
But now we know it's true.
I'm impressed that you knew about that movie.
And it validates my decision to be in it
if anything Kevin Smith
this guy knows it so let's definitely
stop talking to this guy
just because there might be answers
that are Kevin Smith related you never know
I don't know what's going to happen
I mean I kind of do
alright so I've got three games
for us to play hopefully we can get them all in in time.
I think this first one could go pretty fast.
So that's one of the upsides to this game.
This is a new and improved cage match.
I tried a game recently called Cage Match,
and it just didn't work exactly as I'd hoped it would.
But it's, of course, because of my love of Nick Cage and
the recent motion picture Pig, of course, and his upcoming release on April 22nd,
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, which is currently, because I saw it early,
is currently my favorite movie of this year.
And I'm very enthusiastic about that movie.
Might not be for everybody.
I might be too much of a Nick Cage fan to see that it's only for Nick Cage fans.
Is it about him getting his period?
No, but he does turn red a lot.
All right, so this is what's going to happen.
I'd like each of you to think in your heads
of one of the many Nicolas Cage films.
Pick one in your mind.
When I count to three,
or down from three, I'll say three, two, one,
then each of you say into your microphone,
your Nicolas Cage movie that's in your head.
If any of you match the one I've already written down,
hence the name Cage Match,
you win.
Oh my gosh. But it's not going to happen on the first try,
right?
So I've written down several
Nick Cage movies
with each round it'll be a
different, possibly more
popular, more known
Nick Cage movie.
Until finally we get
it together. And if we don't on any of that,
I've got one that everyone
should say any time they're asked to name
a Nicolas Cage movie, and then we'll
take turns until one of you says it.
So we're going for the one
that you wrote down, but you wrote down more than one.
Yes. Okay.
Got it.
For each round, for each time we do it,
I've only written one. This could end right now if any of you match the one that I wrote down first.
Do you have one in your head?
Fuck yeah.
Lisa?
Yes.
Okay.
Let me see which one I wrote down so I can light up with joy if you say it.
She's whispering to him like there's a right answer.
Three, two,
one.
Matchstick Man.
Fucking married.
Wicker Man.
Don't be shy about repeating it if you
think we didn't hear you.
So we got Wicker Man,
Peggy Sue got married,
and what did you say, Matt?
Matchstick Man.
Matchstick Man.
Those are all great guesses, but not what I wrote down.
Oh, no.
I wrote down Willie's Wonderland.
The fuck is that?
Yeah, exactly.
So something nobody was going to say.
That's what that one is.
Is he even in that?
All right.
Yeah, he's the star of it,
but he doesn't speak.
It's bad.
I've seen Free Willy's Wonderland.
He's silent the whole time.
Oh, no.
Is that a documentary about Neverland Ranch?
All right.
Let's do the second round.
Now, you can keep your movie that you went with the first time,
because the only movie we know for sure that this next one isn't
is Willy's Wonderland.
It's definitely not Willy's Wonderland.
That's eliminated.
But one of the ones the three of you said could be the one I wrote down next.
Ready?
Got one?
Three, two, one. Raising our heads. ready got one three two one okay so lisa said raising arizona
what'd you say dave honeymoon to vegas oh okay i stayed with the matchstick men
i'm playing the numbers oh interesting approach
interesting approach that's what, Matt. Interesting approach.
That's what happened the last time we played Cage Matches.
Somebody thought it would be fun to just say the same thing every time.
The rules were different.
So this time it won't screw it up by doing that.
But I still don't recommend it.
Damn it.
The movie I wrote down is Color Out of Space.
Oh, that reminds me of Lisa.
Weird ass movie.
Matt's nodding his head.
He knows that one.
All right.
Time for round three.
Stick with the same one you had.
Or pick a different one. The ones that I'm saying should be less and less obscure as we go along. Here we go. Three, two, one. The ones that I'm saying should be less and less obscure as we go along. Here we go.
Three, two, one.
Moon shock.
Okay, I think I heard Bambi.
Yeah, I heard Bambi too.
That can't be true.
Mother!
Nicholas Cage in the live action band. You said Mandy?
I did say Mandy.
Love Mandy.
Okay, cool.
And then, what did you say, Dave?
I said Moonstruck.
Moonstruck, I heard that.
And Lisa said Raising Arizona.
No, I said Face Off.
Oh, that was the last round.
You're changing it up.
I like it.
You said Face Off.
All right, those are all excellent guesses.
I said Ghost Riot.
Oh, you're getting more mainstream dog yeah all
right get another one or the same one else. I'm changing my name. That's why you have to say Con Air.
Mandy.
You said Mandy again?
Yeah.
Okay, and what did you say, Lisa?
I want to change mine to Con Air now.
No, say what you said.
Shit.
He said it with such vigor.
I said National Treasure.
Be honest.
Before you read it, Doug, I'm going to stand up.
For what?
Just go ahead.
Con Air is one of the movies he's in, correct?
I know.
Sit down.
So aggressive.
Okay, fourth round.
Wait, wait.
What's the movie?
You didn't say the one you wrote.
Yeah.
I didn't say Ghost Rider?
No, that was the last round.
Oh.
That's why I was standing, Doug.
I was so confident that I was caught air.
I just don't...
I think I did that because I just don't want to say what it actually is.
Because I don't want to make you feel bad.
Oh, no.
Yeah, because it was Moonstruck.
Oh!
Struck me down.
What a fucked up game.
Man.
All right, so we got through four rounds without matching.
So now here's where it gets really fun.
Now we just start with Lisa and just go in that order
until somebody matches the fifth movie that I've written down.
After I've already written down, it's none of these.
It's not Willys.
It's not Color Out of Space.
It's not Ghostwriter.
It's not Moonstruck It's not Color Out of Space. It's not Ghost Rider. It's not Moonstruck.
So snap out of it.
And tell me, what do you think the fifth movie I wrote down is?
I'm going Wicker Man again because bees in the ice.
The bees, the bees, the bees.
Not the bees.
Sorry, incorrect.
Crap.
Dave.
So you're not telling us if it has been mentioned already either, are you?
Oh. Dave. So you're not telling us if it has been mentioned already either, are you? Oh, if I was going to say something like that, I should have said it before Lisa had to guess.
Okay. So no.
Is that your point being, Doug?
Yeah. I didn't know we could ask questions. Can we ask for clues?
Yeah. What's your answer, Dave?
Pig.
Oh, I love pig, but no.
Matt?
I love Con Air.
That is correct!
Oh, that's such fucking bullshit!
Does that even count?
I stood up for Con Air!
Fuck you, Matt!
Oh, he's standing up too.
This is the most fun
I could possibly have.
This is so much fun.
There's no way it's really caught air.
You put the bunny back in the boat?
I wrote it down.
This is an act of terrorism.
My goodness.
Oh my god, you were so, you were just,
Dave was too smart for his own good.
You were off by one on Moonstruck, you were off
on Con Air, but you had the
right answers at the wrong
time, and
as we know, that does not work out on game
shows. You can't yell out
an answer to a previous question.
That's always amazing
when that happens on Jeopardy when somebody
buzzes in, what is Con Air? No, sorry,
incorrect. And then the very next clue is
that, so somebody else snakes it because they
were thinking about Con Air already.
It's fucked up. All right.
That was great.
That was really good.
That was, I like
that game. Do we like that game?
Might not be Nicolas Cage every time
because there's a lot of good actors and actresses
it'd be fun to do that with,
but then the fun title loses its meaning.
Yeah, which is going to happen.
Like if they stop doing a TV program
called Whose Line Is It Anyway,
then...
A gasp?
Is Wayne Brady here?
No one will know what I'm parodying with the title, Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
I'm sorry for the lack of modulation for the listeners.
I keep screaming in your ears today.
I'm so excited. This is a fun one. I'm going to say the tagline from a motion picture. Matt gets to go first
because he won that last kerfuffle.
Bullshit.
We'll go Matt, Dave, Lisa on this this one and basically here's how it goes i will
say a tagline from a movie it's from the poster from an ad or something verified by
internet movie database and you tell me what movie you think it's from they're not easy
but they should get easier
because a theme will emerge as we do more of them.
But on this first one, Matt's really out there
to just figure it out on his own.
What movie, Matt, do you think has the tagline,
Every Dog Has His Day?
Dog Day Afternoon.
Fast answer, incorrect answer. I had to really look at
this to make sure because he said it so quickly and so confidently Dave try to
rack my grave for that horrible movie with Sean Connery where he says you're
the dog now what is that movie you're the man now. What is that movie? You're the man now, dog.
Finding
Forrester. I'm mad
at myself for remembering.
I'm going to say
All Dogs Go to Heaven.
Okay, I see what you're doing there.
It got an applause.
Every dog has his
day that he has to go to heaven? That movie's
not depressing at all.
Everyone gets their day, dog.
We're all going to die.
It's your day, doggy.
Damn.
That's terrible.
Lisa, did you say a guess?
I'm going to say...
Okay, I thought you might have said something.
I wasn't sure.
Every dog has...
Every dog has his day.
Benji's Revenge. Is that a movie? Oh, there was a movie called Benji's Revenge.
Is that a movie?
Oh, there was a movie called Benji the Revenge.
Words to that effect.
Oh, I just thought of a good one, though.
Is it Reservoir Dogs?
It is Reservoir Dogs!
You're always late!
You're always too early or too late!
I'm just surprised Matt didn't say it
after the fact
is it Reservoir Dogs?
it is
win again
fuck me
alright so that's the first one
so now maybe this next one you'll be like
you'll you know figure out what the theme is
and I'll help you to give the answer
and we start with Matt again.
Here it is, Matt.
You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction.
Pulp fiction.
Now see, I wish people would just think for a second
before answering instead of blurting out
the correct answer!
The Tarantino movies, I get it.
You also love to help your competitors.
Oh, it's not over?
Shit.
I was only going to do two of them
and then declare you the winner?
Doesn't seem right.
Damn it.
Dave gets to go first on this next one.
Be prepared.
Oh, that's it?
That's it.
I'm not so worried anymore.
Be prepared.
Every dog has to be prepared for its fiction.
Just be prepared.
Somebody walked out.
Be prepared.
Yeah.
I will say...
Oh, I thought of a good one.
A good one?
That's not the answer?
A good wrong answer, I thought.
I'm kind of curious.
I'll tell you later.
Oh, you'll tell me later?
Yeah.
Beauty and the Beast.
Okay.
That's Tarantino, right?
I'd say that would be more likely read a good book or enjoy reading because Belle was very into reading.
That's such a stretch.
But be prepared. I don't know who could possibly prepare
for being held captive by a monster.
Well, that's the point, Doug.
Be fucking prepared.
You're right. The Boy Scouts are right.
Be prepared. She read a lot.
That is incorrect. Lisa?
Dusk till dawn.
They should have been prepared.
That would have helped them out a lot.
But they were just in a bar they thought was a normal bar.
And then everybody's vampires.
Thank God they thought of the fact that every table has four wooden spikes on it.
You break them just right.
Matt?
The last Boy Scout? See, that's the one the one i thought of would be so great for this oh but it's such a good mislead because that is incorrect and doesn't fit the theme you
were so excited to uh mention earlier because it's a movie called jackie Oh, be prepared. Oh, see what's happening now?
Now do you get it, Matt?
Be prepared.
Dave's up first on this next one.
A bastard's work is never done.
Oh, my God.
Well, clearly, that's free willy.
I'll say, inglorious bastards.
Have you ever thought about going on wheel of fortune
because they will take your first answer and not give you the money if you make a joke answer
i i don't go that far but wait what was your actual answer inglorious okay okay i just heard Free and glorious bastards willies.
All right.
So, Lisa, you got a shot here to tie this thing up.
If you can figure out this one.
So far, we got Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and Glorious Bastards.
Dango.
And now this one.
And there is a theme going here.
There's a theme.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of vengeance.
Also Django.
What's the full title?
Django Unchained.
Yeah.
You got to watch the whole thing
because he's unchained by the end.
Every Claritino movie is a revenge story.
I'm actually impressed.
It's a spoiler right in the end.
You did it. We have a three-way tie.
Here we go into
our next round.
If Matt gets this one correct,
he wins this game.
It's not a big deal. He just gets to go
first in the next game.
Where you can just take my answer as your own.
Answer thief.
Matt, which movie do you think
has the
tagline
The Ninth Film by Quentin Tarantino?
That would be Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
That is correct.
You win.
Congratulations.
I skipped to that one because it's even more obvious
when it's the eighth film of Quentin Tarantino,
Hateful Eight.
But good job, everybody.
Margaret Cho's headlining this weekend here at the Improv.
And you never know when I come through town, you know,
if somebody's going to be a guest on the show or not.
And, you know, if she'd have been here,
I thought it would be fun to do Tarantino movies because they work together.
He directed an episode of her sitcom when she had a sitcom on abc yeah shit how intense
was that episode yeah matt doesn't know as much about tarantino as dave knows about kevin smith
wait tarantino directed an episode of yes my god was it like really gory i forgot that episode
where margaret cho gets decapitated i think it was kind of a pretty regular episode. It was called All-American Girl, and it was a pretty regular episode.
She still had a Chinese father and a Japanese aunt, and she's Korean.
It still had all the problems.
And then Tarantino directed it.
Was she barefoot in it?
Was there any foot fetish stuff going on?
No, she was a modern woman who got her own sitcom.
She was the first Asian-American woman to get a sitcom,
and then they cast whoever they could get, I guess, in the other roles.
And I'm paraphrasing what everybody was,
because I don't remember exactly, but it was weird.
Now that you mention it, I remember watching,
and I thought there were a lot of N-bombs for an ABC sitcom.
They killed a lot of white people.
Too many, if you ask me.
Just way too many N-bombs for the Disney channel.
There probably was some blood
in the episode, but I think it was like a gag,
like a joke scene, like a psycho
shower scene or something. I don't know.
Anyway,
yeah, Tarantino's got some
interesting credits on his
resume. He tried other things.
He's tried directing interesting things,
including he directed an entire episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live.
But we have one more game to play.
We're doing really good on time.
I am very excited about this next game.
I think it's going to be super fun and new and different.
And we'll play it after this break we'll be right back
we're back
yay the prize bag today that one of you one of my, will win for one of the audience members, either Brian or Dave or Lewis.
I did that without even reading it off the paper.
So excited.
That's what repetition will do.
And I won't remember tomorrow or later today.
The prize bag is filled with Blu-rays from focus features a company that is celebrating
their 20th anniversary by sending people like me 20 blu-rays so I was excited to
get them there's some great movies in here but I don't have a blu-ray player
and even if I did get one I feel I'm I hoard too much stuff as it is I don't have a Blu-ray player. And even if I did get one,
I feel I hoard too much stuff as it is.
I don't need to have a shit ton of Blu-rays.
Others might feel differently.
Yeah, some people, Dave,
I think is kind of excited.
There might be a Kevin Smith movie in here.
I don't think there is.
I mean, you know,
because I feel like he worked
with the same company a lot. He worked with Universal
a lot. Okay. Anyway.
Dave knows. He's like,
yes, Doug. Kevin Smith
makes movies with Universal. That is correct.
Oh, God. Stop mentioning it.
I'm going to reach into this bag and pull out a movie.
The only clue you have is that it was made by Focus Features over the last 20 years.
What?
Yeah.
People don't sit around worried about which company made which movie.
Oh, no.
So that's not a great clue.
But I'm going to tell you the name of the movie
then you're gonna tell me one of three things and this is like those other
games we go person to person who won the last one Matt yes yes I wrote it down no
I didn't Matt one I'm re declaring Okay, so we'll go Matt, Lisa, Dave. Switch the order
around. And
I'll pull a movie out and
I'll ask Matt
to name
either the director of the film
or one of the two
people, the first
two people, the top-billed people
that are on the box for
the movie. It's not going to be based on the box for the movie it's not gonna
be based on who I remember being in it it's just gonna be based on whoever they
gave the top two slots to sometimes a very big actor is listed fifth or sixth
because they put and and their name and that's a special notification so keep
that in mind yeah first let's see how many points I decided this should be first person to get
I swear I wrote it down so much 25 what if I name all three but What? Just name one of them? Oh, yeah, you don't get any bonus.
Okay, okay.
Don't get cocky.
Gotcha.
He's so confident.
I'm on fire up here, Doug.
Con air, remember?
It would be next level if I made people guess all three.
So, no, you don't have to guess all three.
And I guess, oh, here's what we'll do is whoever's,
I was going to say first to four points wins that
first to get four correct wins because I figured out the math I've got enough of
them for each of you to get you know that many but I got distracted by my
phone let's just start playing and then I'll tell you what we're playing.
Because I don't know how hard or easy this is going to be.
But I said first person to four, or if we go through 19 of them, hurry back.
If we get through 19 of them, Lewis, you might not win now.
You both have to be present to win
I'm just kidding
I don't know what it is with me
and the shaming people who get up
I don't know why she's leaving the room
she could have just won the lottery
I'm giving her a hard time
she could have got her red panda
those white pants were a mistake I'm sorry got a red panda.
Sorry.
I'm sorry. Those white pants were a mistake.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
No, she's angry at you.
Okay.
So if we get through 19 of them and nobody's gotten four right, then I have an idea for
how to break the tie.
But Matt gets to go first. You ready, Matt? Ready. All right. You how to break the tie. But Matt gets to go first.
You ready, Matt?
Ready.
All right.
You need to name the director
or one of the two lead actors,
could be an actress, of course,
in the motion picture called
Won't You Be My Neighbor?
Tom Hanks.
That is correct.
There he is.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
This is the documentary about Mr. Rogers.
So you're wrong.
Oh.
You didn't know that was in there.
So it's Lisa's turn.
It's called A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood. I didn't know there was in there. So it's Lisa's turn. Tom Hanks' name is called A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood.
I didn't know there were documentaries, Doug.
I wish I had tricked him.
I wish that I had tricked him, but I have to give him.
You've got to give him the point on that one.
You thought it was right.
You thought it was right.
I don't see Tom Hanks' name on that box, Doug.
No, you're right, but I said that he was right.
It would be fucked to... Oh, we'll just throw this one out then. Fine. Let's go with that. No, you're right, but I said that he was right.
It would be fucked to... Oh, we'll just throw this one out then.
Fine.
Let's go over.
Yeah, because that was just an obvious mistake.
I didn't even know any of these movies were documentaries.
Wait, if I said Fred Rogers...
Yeah, let's see which two actors they list.
It's got to be Fred Rogers. Yeah, let's see which two actors they list. It's got to be Fred Rogers.
If any. A documentary tends to just
not even, they tend to not act like it
has actors in it, you know what I mean?
But let's see. But very few people know it was
directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Yeah,
this documentary,
I don't think I know the
director, but it was directed by Morgan
Neville, and they don't even list, like, actors,
because there's no performers in it.
I'll go with the duo.
So they'll definitely throw that one out,
but it was still funny.
It's funny watching you guys get so mad about it.
I mean, if Sam Levine was here,
you gave Matt a point for that.
Oh, my God. He would never, but that's why I would give him a point if Sam Levine was here, you gave Matt a point for that. Oh, my God.
He would never.
But that's why I would give him a point if Sam Levine was here.
But everybody's being nice and reasonable, so I think we're doing the right thing.
Ready, Matt?
Ready.
Ready.
The movie's called Exit Through the Gift Shop.
Just kidding.
That's a documentary.
Is this in a bag full of documentaries?
I had to think quickly.
I had to think quickly of a documentary everybody would know,
and I came up with Exit Through the Gift Shop.
Dear Zachary.
Oh, I should have just said Blackfish again.
I should have said Blackfish.
I'm an idiot.
All right.
But here's your movie.
Stars Shamu. You're going to shrug this one off, too, I think. It's. But here's your movie. Stars Shamu.
You're going to shrug this one off, too, I think.
It's going to be an easy one.
It's Dallas Buyers Club.
Matthew McConaughey.
Yeah, that is correct.
That is right.
No one wants to give him some applause for that.
It's too easy.
It's a sad movie.
Yeah, Jared Leto won the Oscar for it,
but I don't know if he'd be second on the box.
Does anybody care who's second on the box?
Yeah.
All right.
AIDS.
Take a look.
Goddamn, that's right.
Starring Matthew McConaughey and AIDS.
Who played AIDS?
Wow.
I mean, it was really towards the end of AIDS' career.
Things have really not worked out for AIDS
because there's a lot of good medications now
and it can be controlled.
But Jennifer Garner is what they went with
instead of AIDS for a co-star in Dallas Buyers Club.
Terrific movie, by the way.
Oh, and the director's name is Jean-Marc Vallée.
He did a movie with, he did that show on TV
with Nicole Kidman and the other ladies,
Reese Witherspoon, Dirty Little Pretty Liars Club.
And, but he directed a movie called Demolition
with Jake Gyllenhaal that i think's underrated
if you ever get a chance watch free willie first of course but then after that all right who did
i say was going second in this game dave all right dave i think you said lisa okay here we go lisa
oh no did i which one whatever oh yeah we going to switch it up. Okay, Lisa.
I'm glad I tell you these things,
because then you can remember for me.
Lisa, the film is Moonrise Kingdom.
Oh.
She's making a don't-know-what-that-is face.
Oh, please tell me it's Nicolas Cage.
No.
No, I'm sorry. It it's Nicolas Cage. No. No, I'm sorry.
It's not Nicolas Cage.
Oh, no.
No, it's...
Let's see who...
Wait, don't say...
Don't I...
Oh, I don't get it.
You don't get it.
You don't get it.
None for you, Dave.
Oh, wait.
I think I saw that.
Yeah, now that you saw the box.
Moonrise Kingdom?
They went with the top two people on the box.
Edward Norton.
Of course, it's directed by Wes Anderson, but the...
Wes Anderson, darn it.
The box doesn't say anybody on the back, acting-wise,
but the front lists Bruce Willis and Ed Norton first.
Bruce Willis.
So I would have taken either of those, of course.
I guess I should have to take any.
Anyway, Moonrise Kingdom. Which is weird. so I would have taken either of those of course I guess I should have to take any anyway
Moonrise Kingdom
which is weird I think it's the only
Wes Anderson in there so I feel
like he moved around
with the film companies
or switched or something because he's made
a few since Moonrise Kingdom right
oh definitely anyway they had to
pick 20 movies so you know
they probably wanted to change
it up and they don't have two by any one filmmaker oh that's a bit of a clue yes all right so dave
has a point and no i do not have a point matt has a point has a point that's all the points
there's one point and matt has it matt Matt's got the only point. In pretty much any conversation.
Okay, so it's Dave's turn.
Ready, Dave?
Yeah.
Hang on to your shoes because it looks like they could fall off.
He is wearing flip flops.
You're so Miami.
You look like you have Coke on you right now.
Okay. You look like you have coke on you right now Okay Dave I might get a little blowback from Dave
On this one but
I'm just reaching in and pulling him out
Downton Abbey the movie
Oh fuck you Doug
Is that your final answer?
No one's ever said that to Alex Trebek.
Fuck you, Alex.
Oh, man.
What the fuck is his name?
Cue something.
There's no way you're getting any of this.
Yeah, it was directed by someone named Michael Engler,
who probably directed the TV show that people love.
And then you were right about the first name.
It's Hugh Bonneville.
Hugh Bonneville.
It's top bill, followed by the great Jim Carter,
whoever that dude is.
He should get half a point, though.
Hugh Bonneville, he played the dad.
Don't you think that's worth half a point?
Half a point?
Because he said Hugh.
Yeah, you were going to give a point to Matt for fucking nothing. Hey, I didn't get my point.
Don't you put me in this.
Don't you drag me into this.
On Jeopardy, they give you a full point for the last name and no points for just the first name.
Sure, for the first name, yeah.
You got to get Bonneville.
Unless it's Cher, of course.
That's fair.
Then you can just stick with the first name
alright so
we're back to Matt
who already is on the board with one point
I don't know
what movie it's gonna be he doesn't
know yeah here comes Die Hard
oh I can't wait
yeah
what did you get
I get fucking Downton Abbey.
This is not Die Hard by any stretch of the imagination.
Promising Young Woman.
Yeah, right?
Promising Young Woman.
That's a favorite around the Fernandez house.
It's not a documentary.
It's a movie.
It's a real ass movie.
It's a documentary about loose women.
Promising young women.
Promising women or young women?
Promising young woman.
Woman.
One woman. It's the story of one woman who got nominated for an Oscar for playing the role.
Doug's just going to keep on giving hints.
Fuck, man.
I got nothing.
Jennifer Lawrence
no terrific guess because she is a woman
who could win an Oscar
it starred Carey Mulligan
and Bo Burnham's
in it but let's see where he ranks
yeah he's second Carey Mulligan and Bo Burnham
and the
director's name is
Emerald Fennell
Fennell and she directs that TV show Killing Eve which is a very badass show
and this movie is more badass than you would think too in interesting ways all
right so Matt the great Matt Fernandez has hit a speed bump.
Yeah.
Don't worry, Matt.
Next time you'll get Con Air.
God damn it.
Man, I didn't know we could trip up the darling of this game.
Wow.
Matt has too.
What is happening?
What's Lisa going to get now? We hate you, Matt.
You don't care who wins as long as I lose.
Do you want to know what's in the bag, Lisa?
I think it's that swastika t-shirt you're wearing.
Whoa!
I don't know why you always do that.
I didn't want to bring it up, but your use of blackface is really appropriate.
Relax, it's a podcast.
Nobody else knew.
You know I'm a chimney sweep.
I wonder if everyone would be laughing as much
if there were real swastikas in my face.
No, Doug, they would not.
I'm glad people are laughing
to let the listeners know what's really going on.
Wink, wink.
That's the wrong podcast.
Wink.
All right, here we go.
Wait, whose turn is it? Is it me? Yours, Lisa. Oh,. All right, here we go. Wait, whose turn is it?
Is it me?
Yours, Lisa.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Here we go.
The film is Belfast.
What?
Wait, what was it?
Belfast.
Belfast?
Okay, hang on.
It's not a person avoiding taco bell
is it bella lugosi
i mean i'm i'm proud of you for not
paying attention to the Oscars
this year because it was nominated for
Best Picture
and should I give it away
give it away now
it was directed by Kenneth Branagh
it's about like his child
it's reminiscences of his youth in
Belfast and
it's a comedy
it's got funny parts actually
but uh it's a sweet movie and uh was in the running for best picture and uh judy dench
is second bill she got nominated for an oscar for it too and i always i worry i'm gonna get name wrong. Catronia? Catrona. Catrona. Catriona. Catriona. Balf. Catriona Balf plays the mother.
Someone's name is Balf? Austin Stensely, the lead character. Yeah. B-A-L-F-E. There you go.
Man. Dave, it's time to get on the board alright okay you got this one
Black Klansman
wait
I wasn't saying it because
Matt
I was saying it because
it's a known
it's a very
it's a very known movie
I will go with
come on
Spike Lee
yes director of Black Klansman
suck it Fernandez
I could have said
Black Klansman because there's that
extra K in between
one word easy for hashtagging
and of course
it was directed by Spike Lee
and the top two people
that they named in the cast were john
david washington you know denzel jr and uh adam driver uh no relation to mini driver
okay so dave's on the board dave's got one dave's got one
stop doing hitler salutes d. You've got the point, okay?
Let's see who can out-Arian each other.
Matt, you can pull way ahead with this one.
Good luck.
Thanks, Doug.
Oh, man.
Shaun of the Dead.
Oh man, Shaun of the Dead.
Simon Pegg.
Oddly he's listed. No, I'm kidding.
What?
Simon Pegg and Kate Ashfield are the top two. Nick Frost is listed fourth, so it's a good thing
he didn't get cocky and say Nick Frost.
But of course, directed by Edgar Wright,
friend of the show.
Good job.
Matt has three points. Oh, man.
It's a good movie.
Good old three-point Matt over there.
Enjoying his beer while Lisa awaits the next title.
What would you like it to be?
The Omen.
You can name the director of The Omen?
No, I can't. That'd be impressive.
But Bela Lugosi was in it.
I could do the music every time the nanny shows up, though.
Oh, really?
I think that's how it goes. every time the nanny shows up, though. Oh, really? Ha, hee, ha, ha, ha, hee, ha, ha.
I think that's how it goes.
I should get a point for that, right?
Yeah, the music is really, like,
constantly, like, telling you, oh, shit.
Like, it's not subtle at all.
It's really...
It's got the best soundtrack of any.
It's crazy.
All right.
I keep, like, I glance in at the bag,
which I should not do,
because I keep going,
Lisa's not going to know that.
Oh, no.
Yeah, give that one to Matt.
Oh, no.
I don't even know why you keep asking me
to come on the show.
I'm so bad at it.
Aw.
It could be just a random movie that you like.
It could be something like The Omen.
But the one I pulled out is called Broken Flowers.
Do you know anything about Broken Flowers?
I don't, but let's take a guess anyway.
Oh, this is fun.
This is fun taking a guess.
Who are you playing on behalf of?
Somebody screwed.
Brian.
You pick Brian?
All right, Brian.
Brian, you can give Lisa one clue.
Broken flowers.
Oh, you don't know it either.
Yeah.
I hope that's not the clue.
Because that doesn't help me at all.
All right.
Here's the clue.
I'll give you a clue.
I'll give you a clue.
Don't say Tom Hanks.
I'll give you a clue.
This actor was in Moonrise Kingdom.
Bruce Willis.
No.
Oh, man.
That was fun, though.
You had a chance.
See?
You had a shot there.
Yeah, for a second.
But no, it's Bill Murray is the star of Broken Flowers.
No way.
Yeah, it's an indie film directed by Jim Jarmusch.
And second build is Jeffrey Wright.
But it's a road picture where he goes
around and tries to find
every woman he had a
long-term relationship with and
try to be annoying and have a conversation
about why it didn't work out.
Or making
amends or something. I don't know. I haven't seen it in a
minute.
That sounds nice.
You know who's not nice uh-oh fate fate
no but it's actually dave's turn so i was trying to segue into matt but it's dave's turn
and dave's not the heel here it's matt i could see his i just came here to have fun you know
yeah to me saying we can see your heel you're not the heel but we can see his heels. I just came here to have fun, you know? Yeah.
I'm saying we can see your heels.
You're not the heel, but we can see your heels.
He's wearing flip-flops, for those of you listening.
Yeah.
A bold choice to be on stage.
He's also wearing an SS on his sleeve.
They just hand those to you at the airport when you move here.
Like how they give you a lay at the Hawaiian airports I was going to wear flip flops and I
had them in my hands and then I thought
oh but this
could change my wiki feet rating
like
at least you considered it
Dave just threw those on and showed up
yeah never thought about it
for a second he's like this is my
footwear
what about like if you went to footwear. Where do you get?
What about like if you went to like a steakhouse, would you wear those?
A steakhouse?
Yeah.
I just try to think of a stupid place to have.
Yeah.
I have people looking at you funny for walking.
That example of like a fancy, like, yeah.
If you went to some fancy steakhouse.
It's dangerous.
There's a lot of knives.
Shit, we're running out of time.
We're running out of time.
Sorry.
Okay. So it's your turn, Dave.
Yeah.
You've got to catch up fast.
All right.
If it's Weekend at Bernie's, my flip-flops are ready.
All right.
The film is called Pride and Prejudice.
Oh, fuck.
The women are like, what the fuck, man?
Scarlett Johansson in that?
Oh, that's a terrific guess.
Incorrect.
Was it Natalie Portman?
No, it's Keira Knightley.
Yeah.
And let's see who the second in command is on this ship.
That would be...
Oh.
Oh.
Matthew McFadden.
Oh, yeah, that guy.
He must play Mr. Darcy or some shit.
Yeah, Mr. Darcy.
Anyway, Pride and Prejudice.
Matt, you get this one right, you win.
Son of a bitch.
I'm mixing them up.
I thought there were some easy ones in here.
They've been pretty tough.
Yeah.
Art films they make over at Focus Features.
The Darkest Hour.
We might have to go another round.
We might.
See, we should just...
I know this fucking one.
Oh, man.
Wait, I can go to my guy, right?
He can give me a hint?
No.
Damn it.
My guy. Oh, man. Wait, I can go to my guy, right? He can give me a hint? No. Damn it. Oh.
My guy.
Like, you're going to ask your weed guy.
I can go to Louis.
I can go to Louis.
Oh, the darkest hour.
Come on, old man.
You got this.
Time's up.
Gary Oldman.
That's correct.
You're welcome.
How the fuck did you do that?
I didn't realize I said, come on, old man.
What the fuck just happened?
I knew he was in it. I just wasn't? I wasn't sure who would be the first bill.
I literally said, come on, old man.
You got this.
I haven't seen the movie.
I've only seen the trailers and shit.
Anyway, did I win?
He won the Best Actor Oscar for it.
And then he got banned for 10 years for slapping his Oscar.
Matt Fernandez is our winner!
Oh, man.
Congratulations, Matt.
What do you got to plug, Matt?
April 21st through 24th,
I'll be in Wesley Chapel.
I'll be in St. Pete next weekend.
I'll be in Austin in June.
MattFernandezWorld.com for all my dates. Follow me on
Instagram. I am
Matt Fernandez. Twitter at FatMernandez.
And that is all.
Have a lovely evening.
See, Lisa, what about Lost in Translation?
That would have been an easy one, right?
I don't know.
You know I don't know things.
Because that's another Bill Murray movie.
That's another Bill Murray movie.
And Bill Murray.
Directed by Sofia Coppola.
I knew that.
What would you like to plug, Lisa?
You can check me out on my podcast that I do with my friends,
Dana Snyder and Dino Stamatopoulos.
Sort of do it every week.
We do it inconsistently at different times.
It's really hard to find.
It's called Safe Space.
Excellent.
Thanks for clapping.
Thank you for being here.
I know this isn't a safe space for you.
I'm in danger.
It's always fun when you're here, and I appreciate you coming out.
Yeah, thank you.
Dave, I want to pitch one to you called A Serious Man.
Oh, I love that movie.
Cone Brothers.
There you go.
See, if you had just lucked out and gotten that one,
one that might have hurt you would be a movie called Lust and Caution.
Oh, that's...
I don't know anything about
this movie. I've barely even
Oh, Ang Lee directed it, so I'm sure it's good.
No. Toadie Leong.
Dude, rapid fire. Just Tang Wei.
Go ahead. But anyway,
we're out of time though, I'm afraid. What would you like to
plug? May and June,
Comedy Off the Green in Boca Raton with
Bonnie McFarlane and John Fish
and myself. And then I have
a web series I've launched today
called No Coincidence Doug.
It's called Deleted Doug.
And it's about a very successful
actor in the 80s and 90s
in that he was cast in
all these movies that you guys know and
love, but he had this unfortunate
habit of getting cut from all of
them. So now those scenes
that he was in have emerged,
and they're on YouTube for viewing pleasure.
But anyway, if anyone wants the info for my
shows, I have these little cards that you can get in with,
and after the show, I'll be happy to give you one.
See you soon, New York City. I got a
show there soon, very soon.
If you're listening to this and thinking,
I wonder if he's here, I probably am.
So all my New York City friends, come on out.
And here's the remaining titles that the winner gets today.
The Theory of Everything,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Burn After Reading.
So I guess they do a lot with the
Coen brothers. Harriet starring
Cynthia Erivo. Phantom
Thread, another Paul Thomas
Anderson movie.
One of the few, I mean
What's His Name doesn't act very much. And then
Sean Penn and Milk.
All of those titles are going
to Lewis!
Congratulations, Lewis! They are going to Lewis. Congratulations, Lewis.
They're going inside Lewis.
All of them, all of them, all of them.
Thanks again to the Miami Improv and everybody for coming out today
and all of my guests, Matt Fernandez, Dave Siegel, Lisa Corral,
oh, wow,
you can just sit there until I'm done, Matt.
Matt always tries to get out of here right away.
Probably has a gig to get to.
Always lots of shows for Matt.
Go see all of these folks
if you can, when you can.
And as always
I think this might be my masterpiece Cause pigs and potties, there's no room in his heart for you. Cause the club boobies.