Doug Loves Movies - Mark Cohen, Mike Finoia, Brandt Tobler and Rocky Dale Davis guest
Episode Date: November 5, 2018Live from the Comedy Cellar at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, Doug welcomes Mark Cohen, Mike Finoia, Brandt Tobler and Rocky Dale Davis to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves ...Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug
hates candy wrappers screaming
maybe sticky seeds with
50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies
This shit is tight up here.
Oh my god, if I don't fall off this stage
between now and the end of the show,
I will be pleasantly surprised
if I manage to stay on this stage.
My name is Doug, and I love movies!
This is Doug Loves Movies!
Coming to you for the first time ever
from the new comedy cellar
at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
I'm going to make these dudes
sit really close to each other.
I need a little bit more room.
I can't fall off the fucking stage.
I don't have health insurance.
I'm not.
What do you think I am?
Kelsey Grammer?
All right.
Remember that time you fell off the stage?
That was so fucking funny.
Can you imagine if you didn't like that guy?
I like him, and I thought it was funny.
If you didn't like him, that'd be the best thing
that ever happened to you.
It's Saturday, November 3rd, 2018,
and if I were a gambling man,
I'd bet we have some pretty good name tags here today.
Oh, I was right.
You guys, you Vegas, everybody with a name tag, I imagine,
lives here in Vegas, right?
What?
You all came in from elsewhere with your name tags?
Who flew here?
I was going to say, that's crazy.
The other guy just holding up a business card?
Yeah, if you get chosen,
I will reject that concept.
I will throw it back.
But we've got Jason of the Dead
instead of Sean.
Very nicely realized.
Yeah, that's a good...
I like being in the cast of that movie.
Ratatoni,
because your name is Ratat.
That's correct.
Good one, Tony.
And here's just a whole, just a slew of donuts.
Right there. What are those
about?
They're for you. Yeah, but I
mean, why do you seem like you didn't...
Did you bring them? No. You didn't? They're for you. Yeah, but I mean, why do you seem like you didn't... Did you bring them?
No.
You didn't?
They're really from Reddit.
They're really from her, but she said, here's a bunch of donuts.
I met her in the last DLM.
You met her before and wanted to... Just have some donuts.
All right, so I won't...
She doesn't know when to hand them to you. The guests are backstage. They don't know. We'll see if one of them picks the donuts. Alright, so I won't...
The guests are backstage. They don't know.
We'll see if one of them picks the donuts.
Yeah, you have a chance.
What's your name, though? Your name should be on it.
My name is Sade.
Sade, really?
Wait, what'd I say?
Is your name Sade? No, Sade.
Sade.
There's a difference?
Oh, I was going to give you a Sharpie,
but she's got it.
All right, cool.
Yeah, Sharpie would have been better,
but that ballpoint pen...
There you go.
How do you spell it?
S-H-A-D-E.
S-H-A-D-E. S-H-A-D-E.
Yeah.
Sade.
Sade.
Sade.
Sade.
Yeah.
Not Sade.
Sade.
I could do this all Sade.
But anyway, great name tags.
Good luck, everybody.
Doug Plugs, Thursday night, November 8th.
That's this Thursday.
I'm doing stand-up at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona.
And if you bring a name tag
or just some random donuts somebody gives you,
then you can play a game
and have a chance to be a guest
on Doug Lowe's movies on Saturday, November 10th
at the Improv in Tempe
at 420.
Doug Loves Movies is back in Los Angeles
at the UCB Theater on Tuesday, November 13th
and in Sweet Home San Diego
at the American Comedy Company
on Saturday, November 17th
also at 420.
You know, if it's on a Saturday or Sunday
the show's probably at 420.
12 Guests of Christmas shows
are coming up in L.A. and New York,
but for all my dates and deets and links, go to
DougLowe'sMovies.com.
That's DougLowe'sMovies.com!
Yeah!
Woo!
Woo!
Sade sat out all of that
until the cacaw part
and then she was on board
it was yeah somebody told her about that part
it's so sneaky
I got a whole bag of stuff that I smuggled
into Nevada from
California a t-shirt that says something
on it. A Douglas Movies t-shirt. Yeah, that's why I'm not going to plug that other shirt.
It's just nice for you to have too, because one of them would get lonely. Some sunglasses that say
BBC America Doctor Who on them.
Doctor Who.
Magnet that's got some beer company name
on it. I'm going to need to promote them.
I do need to promote this. A button that says
I'm voting.
Yeah.
Not only do I want you guys to get out and vote, I want you to vote for
the right things. Yeah. They don't say that enough. They just, you know what I mean? They're
always saying, get out and vote. Yeah, but also vote for the right things. If you're
just going to vote stupidly, then go ahead and skip it. You know what I mean? Like figure
out how the propositions work and stuff,
because sometimes yes means no.
Like, that's another area where politicians are sick
and they're sexist.
Because yes should, I mean, no.
You know what I mean.
And I hope this isn't the last thing,
because I should have built up to something better.
Oh, wait, I do have something better.
Okay.
So this is, I was just in San Francisco,
so San Francisco Magazine.
Yeah, a copy of that.
And then...
Oh, this just came in this bag.
I bought some stuff at the Gap.
And so this is a Gap cash, $40,
if you use it between 11, 28, and 12, 3,
and spend $100 or more.
Yeah!
Yeah, then you get a $40 break.
And their stuff is probably 40% more expensive
than it should be.
Oh, this is kind of cool.
This is
a button that says 710
oil, and of course it says that
upside down or right side up.
Yeah.
This lady's freaking out.
And I've
got to assume you're going to see fish later
today.
I was like, would a fish show being in town the same day as my show hurt my
attendance and the answer is no it helped because you guys have to do you
have to do something before going to the show so this is perfect all that stuff
is gonna be won by somebody in addition to things brought by my four guests,
the Comedy Cellar and Vegas are both known
for having lots of great comedians coming through,
and I've got four of them for you today.
And continuing my...
I'm trying to keep the patriarchy alive.
No women!
Give it up, everybody,
for Mike Fennoya, Mark Cohen,
Brant Tobler, and Rocky Dale Davis!
Thank you, guys!
Come on out, fellas!
Yeah.
This is pretty tight, eh?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I probably should have went with three guests.
What happened?
You don't have any room?
No, I do.
He likes to stand.
Go ahead and sit down. I'm going to faceplant into rock over here.
Oh, let me translate what that guy just yelled.
That's what I thought.
I heard you, bro.
I speak drunk and high, or both.
Say it to me, Santos.
Let's meet these guys individually.
They deserve that.
And we've got three first-timers.
That's right, three people who have never been on the show,
starting with Mark Cohen, everybody!
Ma-ma-ma!
Of course you know Mark Cohen is the name of a character in Rent,
but he's so much more than that.
He's also a flesh-and-blood individual
who used to be a regular at the comedy cellar in New York.
Now you live in Vegas.
That's right.
They opened a comedy cellar here and they're like, we got our guy.
We want the same jokes.
Yes.
From 30 years ago.
We want, they deliver New York style comedy in this club every night.
Thin crust.
Thanks to you.
deliver New York style comedy in this club every night. Thin crust. Thanks to you.
You might
also recognize him though from
I think he has two terrific
credits that I enjoy watching every
chance I get. He's been on
the Sarah Silverman program and
Friends where
he was Janice's
what, ex-husband? That's right.
The sofa guy, the
mattress guy. the mattress guy.
The mattress king.
Yeah. Mattress king, yeah.
Thank you.
Mark, the mattress man.
Thank you very much.
I mean, dude, like last night, your intro didn't include he's the mattress king for friends.
You should say that every time you enter a room.
They give me fake credits.
Yeah.
Oh, you did it.
Anyway.
But Mark is the house MC here at the Comedy Cellar,
so come out and see him Wednesday through Sunday nights, two shows.
Monday.
Seven nights a week.
What the fuck?
Seven nights a week.
Next week.
All right.
Well, any night you feel like seeing him, come on out.
You like Chinese food, Mark?
Oh, I love Chinese food. Oh, then just take a night off then, for fuck's sake.
Just like they do.
All right, so...
Another first-timer sitting absolutely next to me right now.
Thank you.
It's Rocky Dale Davis, everybody.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Why the three names?
What's that about?
I'm named after my dad, Rocky Dale Davis Jr.
So I actually got four if you go that way.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, you're Rocky Dale Davis Jr.?
Yeah, my dad's name is Rocky Dale Davis.
You could say senior.
You want to say that?
Well, you could be R-D-D-J.
I know.
It's not bad, right?
Yeah, I like that.
Sounds like a rapper.
Some people might think, oh, Robert Downey Jr.? No, no, no. No, no, no. be R.D.D.J. I know, it's not bad, right? Yeah, I like that. Sounds like a rapper. Some people might think, oh, Robert Downey Jr.?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Rocky Dale Davis Jr.
Oh, that's cool, though.
Davis, Sammy Davis Jr.
I never thought of that before.
Yeah, I don't know who that is, but okay.
You don't know who Sammy Davis Jr. is?
No idea.
Wow.
I just met the whitest man alive.
I'm from Alabama, so.
But you're in Vegas, man.
You gotta know who Sammy Davis Jr. is.
The Candyman.
Yeah, the Candyman.
Oh, yeah, I've seen that. Candyman, Candyman, Candyman.
I've seen that.
No, that's one of my favorite movies, I swear to God.
I swear to God, it's one of my favorite movies.
That's right. Sammy Davis Jr. used to do
soft shoe and then bees would come out of his chest. That's why it's this of my favorite movies. That's my, Sammy Davis Jr. used to do soft shoe and then bees would come out of his chest.
That's what I saw this week.
Ah!
Beretta theme.
Yeah, he said Beretta theme.
Oh, you did say Beretta?
Remember the show Beretta?
There was a star and a murderer.
20, 20.
Don't go to bed with a gun in your head.
Don't do it
Yeah, that was the song
I'm 25, man, I don't know
Yeah, that's cool
Enjoy it, man
Thanks, man, appreciate it
Enjoy the ignorance
It's a good place to be
There's too much pop culture
Everybody should just not worry about it
Yeah, man
She's so upset right now But you know not worry about it. Yeah, man.
She's so upset right now.
But you know who Frank Sinatra is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know who Dean Martin is.
I know of him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I listen to his podcast.
But I'm just trying to establish that
Sammy ran with those guys.
They were all the rat pack.
Yeah.
You've heard that expression?
Yeah, because my girlfriend's dad. So, yeah, okay okay your girlfriend's dad said it about some black guys walking by
these lights are hot man it's getting hot it's getting hot in here ain't it peter lawford
yeah i stopped there mark for that reason
I stopped there, Mark, for that reason.
I think Sammy and Peter Laffer, didn't they have a show called Salt and Pepper?
Not salt and pepper. I know Salt and Pepper.
Yeah, I know.
Push it.
90s.
Well, thanks for being here, dude.
You're living in these parts?
I live in Vegas.
Yeah, I used to live in Alabama, then I moved around.
Lived in Nashville for a little bit.
Lived in New York and L.A.
And now I live in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Nevada!
So people, Nevada, yeah.
They like Nevada.
It is interesting that when you're trying to sound cultured,
you say Nevada, and then...
I've been to Canada before.
Then they get mad at you about it.
You've been to Conadoc?
I had to put it in.
But anyway, thank you for being here.
Appreciate it, man.
But you're headlining all over the country.
Yeah, doing comedy works and stuff.
People can also come see you here if they're...
Yeah, if you're ever in town, I'm here live with Mark.
Yeah, with Mark, yeah.
Seven nights a week. Seven nights a week seven nights a week you're here then rocky goes off and visits other places it's experiencing life learning
about learning about old people like Sammy Davis jr. I'm gonna check about
after this you should definitely check him out. He can sing, he can dance, he's got a glass eye.
All right, so...
Hey, keep an eye out for him.
Right?
Oh, we'll be right back.
Hey, Doug, did you hear what I said?
Okay, all right.
He's Jewish, that's why I said that.
He can do that.
He can Jew that.
I can't. I should not have done that.
But, you know,
the miracle of editing.
Also joining us
on stage for the first time,
it's Mike Fennoya!
What up?
I'm just gonna move my chair closer.
No, I'm solving this, dude.
No, I don't want you to keep handing it to me.
I want to...
I'm my own man.
Sit down, Waldo.
Oh!
You know I'm not like other guys.
I'm nervous
and my socks are too loose.
It's so nice helping me out.
But aren't you more comfortable now too?
Yeah, I feel good, man.
Now that I'm over here?
No, it's good.
I can also fan you with a palm frond if you want.
Okay, shh.
Oh, palm frond.
You heard the guy at the beginning, no talking.
I didn't hear it, I was talking.
Hey, so Mike Fennoy is here.
Yeah, man.
Regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York
and playing with these guys all weekend here in Las Vegas.
Nevada.
Oh.
Why do you have to torture them with that?
Nevada.
Just learn their ways, yeah.
I don't see.
What?
You don't understand the difference? I don't see. You say. What? You don't understand the difference?
I don't understand what just happened.
Okay.
Do you know the difference between tomato and tomato?
Talladega, Talladega.
I got it.
That's what they say in Alabama.
You say Talladega, I say Talladega.
Yeah.
Let's call the whole thing off.
I'm number one!
All right, so.
Yeah.
Do you feel there's a big difference in the comedy cellar
in Vegas than the one in New York, Mike?
Other than Chris Rock's not gonna bump you here?
Yeah, that's true.
That's not true.
So far, right.
Nah, it's definitely different.
The crowd's different.
The New York crowd's a little different than here, for sure.
But I like the room.
Would you say better?
You said it, I didn't.
I love the room.
It's awesome.
It's a beautiful room.
I think it's great.
I love that they created, like, a basement feel, but we are on the ground floor, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Between here and, like, Brooklyn Bowl is the only, like, New York- sure. Yeah, I think so. Between here and
Brooklyn Bowl is the only New York
feeling places around here.
That's what I said.
The New York, New York
casino, of course, is
built to scale.
Whenever I go to New York,
I ride that roller coaster that wraps
around the city every time.
Well, thanks for being here, dude.
Are you a movie guy?
Do you like movies a lot?
Yeah, I'm a music guy more than I'm a movie guy, but I love movies.
I was in Denver recently, and I got into an Uber, and the guy had a game where it was play.
He had, like, an iPad set up, and he spun it, and he hit a movie song,
and you had to guess the movie that that song played in.
Had to? Like he makes people play this game?
Yeah, basically.
Get out!
Do you want to get where you're going or don't you?
I'll take you another block when you get the answer right.
Was Ben Bailey the driver?
Were you...
I lost in Nebraska
and he was like, just get out.
I was like, you ever heard of Ben Bailey, dude?
He's like, have I?
But yeah, I love movies, brother.
Well, the soundtrack for Nebraska is just like cold wind and sadness.
That's it, yeah.
It's not really music.
All right, so...
Oh, that leaves a person who's actually been on the show before.
And speaking of Denver, I believe you were up here in Denver one time.
It's Brad Tobler, everybody.
Thank you.
How are you doing, man?
I'm good.
You're playing somewhere here in Vegas this weekend?
I'm at the Stratosphere at LA Comedy Club.
I mean, at an anonymous comedy club.
You will not see Mark Cohen.
Yeah.
That's right.
Seven nights a week.
But you're traveling around, and you're based in...
I'm based in Denver.
Denver.
And we did a show in Denver.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was super fun.
But you're not a big movie trivia guy.
No, the Reddit said I was the worst guest in the history of Doug Love's movies.
It was really rough on me,
but I feel good.
Well, I'm really happy.
Sitting on the Vegas crowd
and him calling it Nevada, I think I have a chance
to not lose my title today.
You could be number one and two, though.
I'll be alright.
But I did struggle
in that first Doug Love's movies.
But you had like
I forget who was with me
But someone crushed
Oh probably Jeff Tate
Yeah I think
And somebody else
Hey not
He's not even here
Oh my god
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome
That would be great
If I just threw
One of you off
And he came out
Everyone would be so happy.
Came down in an Elvis suit.
Calling a friend.
I think there's only a couple of name tags
that figured out that people who were playing
The Cellar this weekend would probably be my guests.
So congratulations to you guys for figuring that out.
But let's see what we're playing for.
Mike, what do you got for the prize bag?
Can I have my bag, bro?
Thank you.
Give me my bag, bro.
I have your Guide to Everything
Las Vegas magazine.
I picked up
a copy of that for the next city I'm going to.
Yeah, and also in there
is a pizza
delivery order form.
This was in my hotel room.
Now you're just handing out litter.
And then also,
can you help me?
Can you give him career advice?
Yeah.
What's Fish gonna open with tonight?
And then I have a coconut water
because you gotta stay hydrated in this desert.
Yeah, you do.
And then I got a lighter with a
bottle opener on the bottom of it so you can uh i love it this was from my hotel room oh yeah
um all right so uh let's pass that little baggie down here and I'll drop it in on the pile
or put it in this other bag.
Mark, what do you got for us?
Do I take them all out?
Yeah.
Hey, can you help me?
Yeah, write a new joke.
I have sun chips.
Sun M&Ms.
W&W's T
I'm losing them
HHC
Skittles
This is your favorite
String cheese Ladies and gentlemen Skittles! This is your favorite.
String cheese, ladies and gentlemen.
How long has it been in the refrigerator?
Yeah.
A York peppermint patty, ladies and gentlemen. Whoa.
Skittles.
There's so many things I do for one of those.
A chewy...
I can't read it without my glasses.
Chewy chocolate chip.
Chewy chocolate chip, ladies and gentlemen.
And lastly but not least,
Sammy Davis Jr.
Crackers.
Oh.
That didn't sound right, did it?
Mark.
It's Mark Samara. Mark Thanks Mark Alright
That's hard to follow Brett
Good luck
Mark
What about
Tell them about the drink
You make with one of those gifts
This crowd drinks it already.
Skittles and vodka.
This guy right here.
Yeah.
You look like a fucking Skittle.
That's pretty good.
You look like a Skittle.
A fucking Skittle.
I have to have the fuck.
Your brain's got it.
It is good though, right?
Do people drink that?
Some people mix, they take it apart and they separate the colors and put it in different bottles.
Called heroin at it. Quail whales an idiot a little later in the show marks gonna do is Robert De Niro impression for you guys but we're on
brand what's your price for the I have two copies of my book free roll that I
worked my ass off on for years
that no one would give a shit about.
I would rather have that bag of candy,
which just makes me sad.
But I get it.
No, I had two copies of my book.
That's powerful.
And I didn't want to...
That's kind of kowtowing.
That's kowtowing a little bit.
I got to get off this Reddit. Maybe the winner today, you know, they'll have a spouse, and the two of kowtowing. That was very kowtowing. I got to get off this Reddit.
Maybe the winner today, they'll have a spouse
and the two of them will each have a copy.
They can have a reading race.
I just didn't want to take more merch back to Denver.
I'm trying to get rid of this shit right now.
My last two, I sold all the rest of them.
All right, well, let's read what some of the critics are saying.
Oh, you don't have any quotes from anybody on the
back. Yeah, you also have to give a
quote if you win this. Nobody's saying anything about
it.
But here, this will
intrigue you guys. Have you ever wondered what it's like
to
daily bet hundreds of thousands of dollars
working for some of the largest professional gamblers in Las Vegas?
No.
That may or may not be in this book.
The candy is looking better.
Yeah, my magazine reads itself.
Hey, it sounded loud, though.
That means it's a good book.
It's also a good doorstop.
Books make a great noise when you drop them.
Discovered that long ago.
Rocky, what have you got?
Yeah, man, I got some good stuff.
This is a comic book. I went and saw Venom, and they gave me this exclusive
to I'm already Venom, because this is
Doug Loves Movies, and then I got
if you drink and you sweat a lot as well,
I got some Bud Light arm wrist things.
You put them on your wrist.
And then this is probably going to get me in trouble,
but this is, my girlfriend went to this secret place,
and this is a Reese's Pieces Outrageous
candy bar, and this is like,
this is an excellent, they're not even out yet,
so this is pretty big right here.
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
So y'all can have that.
All right, that's great.
Thank you.
Terrific contributions.
I'll put it back in the bag.
I mean, it does, I will check one of those out someday.
It's crazy, man.
Yeah, it's really.
I got two of them.
That's one of two.
That's a crazy candy bar.
Reese is outrageous.
It's crazy.
Alright, so...
That's like the little kid
at Gary Jones.
He no outrageous, he nuts.
That was a kid from an old movie.
That was not me being racist.
That was a thing that really happened.
It was real, you guys.
All right.
All of you are about to get hit with a surprise question right now.
Ooh.
I ask the same question in every show, but none of you have ever listened to it.
I listened to it.
I listened to, like, four last night. And it was on at once.
Oh, so what am I going to ask you?
What's the last movie I watched?
Yes!
Yeah.
So I watched a movie.
Oh, you watched one specifically for this?
Fuck, I got to watch a movie?
Could have just been the last one you saw,
but what did you watch?
The last movie I watched was Good Will Hunting.
That's a banger.
And you want to know why?
What would you give it on a scale of one to four apples?
I loved it.
Five apples.
So you love them apples?
I love them apples.
I watched it because I watched the Robin Williams documentary on a plane and was crying on the plane.
Don't watch that on a plane.
That's a bad fucking, that and the Xanax.
Woo!
Bad news bears.
So wait, why'd you, what happened?
You watched what because of what? So wait, what happened?
You watched what because of what?
The Robin Williams documentary.
Made you watch Good Will Hunting?
Yes.
I've been on a little bender.
Because they had a sequence in there about how he was in it,
and he won the Academy Award and everything for it,
and you're like, I'm going to watch Good Will Hunting again.
Yeah, and I love that movie so much. How did it hold up?
Great.
Really great. I love Robin Williams. I think I never... Yeah, and I love that movie so much. How did it hold up? Great. Really great.
I love Robin Williams.
I think, I never,
yeah, he's an awesome actor.
There's something about
every moment in a Robin Williams movie
where he gives this kind of like
very vulnerable look
where he kind of,
his eyes are even smiling a little bit
and you're like,
that guy's fucking great.
I really love him as an actor.
Yeah, you know what?
Michael Stolberg,
the actor now,
has the same sort of thing, the same sort of twinkle. There's just something about him. It's like actor. Yeah, you know what? Michael Stolberg, the actor now, has the same sort of thing,
the same sort of twinkle.
There's just something about him.
It's like magic.
Yeah, exactly.
But then, you know,
can't write every movie he's in.
Right.
You know?
Yeah.
Not to, I don't know why I had to say...
Nip-Hat football rules!
I felt like...
But I always felt
Good Will Hunting felt like clever dialogue
more than a real thing.
Yeah. You know? It's got that
feeling to it to me. I mean, I definitely liked
Dead Poets Society better. I think that
might be my favorite Robin Williams.
Well, you like to stand on desks.
Yes. Oh, Captain, my Captain.
Let's ask
Rocky about Dead Poets Society.
Hello, Vietnam!
See, that's
That's what I figured would happen
Hello Vietnam
I feel like I'm winning them over
Good night Afghanistan
I feel like this Nevada crowd's winning
Going to one side
These lights are hot
What's up Syria?
Mork and
Mork and Mandy
I've seen Go Go Hunting
I haven't seen Death by the Sun
I'll put it on my list
Okay
Mark Cohen
What was the last movie you saw?
I don't remember
The name of
Some Liam Neeson thing
Oh yeah
One of the Takens One of the Takens But beyond that it was a unforgiven probably I've
seen like 50 times you watch unforgiven a lot yeah what about that movie do you
like that's quick let's check in with Rocky what's unforgiven I don't know
like but I'd love to hear you get. Okay, look, I'm forgiven.
What do you think? Mark watched it 50 times.
What do you think it's about?
I feel like it's like a sequel to Tombstone.
You ever seen Tombstone?
Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
Well, hello, Vietnam!
I'm coming around.
Yeah, that was awesome.
He figured out that it's a Western.
Unforgiven's a Western.
Okay, here we go.
So is Tombstone, in case you didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah.
In case you brought it up for another reason.
I just thought it was about fancy mustaches.
Sam Elliott.
Or really bad microwavable pizza.
Oh, Tombstone.
All right, I thought we were back on.
All right. Des deserved more, guys.
But that's such an ominous slogan that that tombstone
pizza had. What's on your tombstone?
Yeah, really.
I don't know, diet of cholesterol?
Too much pizza.
People dancing?
Fat, lazy diabetic.
Is this a
whose line is it anyway game now?
Oh, Mindy.
I wanted you to step up and say a thing.
Okay. Where are we?
What's happening? Oh, Brant, what was the last movie
you saw? I watched The Rock last week.
The Nicolas Cage.
Sean Connery.
Malkovich.
Sean Connery was also in
that other movie I just mixed up
Sean Connery was in another movie
directed by Gus Van Zandt
not Good Will Hunting
Finding Forrester
but I just realized
that you could
mash those two up
and have Sean Connery say
how do you like those apples dog?
Finding Forrester, dog.
How do you like them apples?
Those apples.
I smell sex and candy.
That's a great one Just different celebrities
Singing I want sex and candy
Would be a great
Great bit we'll do someday
Did you like it?
I did
It's a fun movie
I watch it every time it's on
Yeah it's ridiculous
Has one of the most
Extended car chases
That leads to nothing
They just catch him At the end of it.
They just chase him around for a long time
and go, we got you.
And then the movie goes back
to what they were trying to do.
But, you know, it's got some fun stuff in there.
Ed Harris is fucking intense.
Yeah, it's a great...
He's very scary in that.
It's on about twice a week,
so I watch it about twice a week on TBS.
And what is the great Nicolas Cage line?
I feel like I'm going to ruin it, but it's something about Zeus's butthole.
I know.
Right?
He says, like, what in the name of Zeus's butthole are we going to do?
Or something like that.
But he says, Zeus's butthole.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Is that in the scientific community?
Do they say that a lot?
Is it a known problem?
It's my Twitter post.
Rocky? Help me out.
Let me ask you this. Do you know who Sylvester Stallone is?
Yeah, man. Of course, bro.
Come on now.
I just say that because your name's Dale.
Yeah, Rocky Dale Davis.
So, yeah, I know Sylvester.
He's Rambo's great.
If you, okay, if it were up to you,
would you rather be named Rambo than Rocky?
Rambo Dale
Davis. Fucking got a nice ring to it,
right?
Are we here at the moment of a career change?
I could do it. Nobody
really knows. They'd be like, oh,
I've been pronouncing Rocky wrong this whole
time.
There's an M in that shit, you know? They'd be like, oh, I've been pronouncing Rocky wrong this whole time. There's an M in that shit,
you know?
Rambo,
we can call me Rambo
for the rest of the show.
Also,
it's really funny
if you say to people
your name's Rambo
and they go,
really?
And you go,
yeah,
I got tired of being
named Rocky.
Yeah.
How about
Rhinestone Dale Davis?
I was almost a Taylor.
My name is going to be Taylor.
Taylor Dale Davis.
That's my sister's name now.
They thought I was going to be a girl,
and then I was a dude,
so then they named me Taylor.
They were going to name me Taylor,
and now my name's Rocky.
I'm going to go after my dad instead.
All right, cool.
Thank y'all for that.
Taylor.
Planet of the Apes. on Planet of the Apes would have been tailored
is that racist no he's just bringing up more old shit yeah I think he wanted a Oh. Oh. Yeah. I've seen Planet of the Apes. I've seen the new one. I've seen that.
Oh, yeah.
You've seen the new one.
Oh, with Mark Wahlberg.
Yeah.
No.
No.
No.
Yeah.
No.
It's got that dude
that looks like the other guy.
Mark Wahlberg.
No.
No, it's not in Planet of the Apes.
No, he is.
He was in the Tim Burton
Planet of the Apes.
Yeah, he was in the first remake.
Yeah.
Bitches.
Woody Harrelson was in it.
Yeah, they,
there was,
first there was five Planet Apes
movies and many years went by then Tim Burton made it one Planet Apes movie
that nobody liked and then now then they'd started making the one
Woody Harrelson but who's the other who's the lead in it though then what
they know the guy who's the scientist. The first one is James Franco. Oh, James Franco. Yeah, yeah.
He's like, see, it's an ounce a day too much.
Depends on what city you're flying out of.
Yeah, because you can fly out of LAX with an ounce of weed in your belly.
Yeah, it's a pretty sweet deal.
Did you answer the question?
What question was asked?
The last movie you saw.
Oh, no.
I saw...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I saw...
It's actually not a good...
It was a great...
July 22nd.
It's about the killing.
So it's not like a great topic starter,
but it was a great movie.
Let's have some fun with it.
Tell us about...
So if you don't know what happened,
out there in Norway,
I didn't even know about it,
some dude blew up the building
in the government
and he shot a bunch of kids, you know?
And then one of the kids
had like a fucked up eye afterwards
and he was walking,
but then he testified against the dude
and was like,
you're a bad dude
and I'm gonna be a good dude.
And, you know,
now he's a good dude
and that dude's in jail.
So...
It was a great movie.
I shortened it up a little bit.
It's a pretty intense experience.
It's fucking wild, dude.
It's the same director, Paul Greengrass,
who did the movie about the United
plane crashing into one of the...
The dude's a terrible shot, though,
but it's a good movie.
Because he shot the dude's a terrible shot, though, but it's a good movie, you know? Well, because he shot the dude in the leg and then, like, couldn't even, like, kill him, you know?
Like, it's like he just did not, he's a shitty, you know, guy.
So, the guy that survived those.
Well, I'm glad you found a flaw in this real life event.
No, I'm just saying, like, you know, they're just kids, you know?
It's like a turn back time.
No, it was a good movie though.
I give it an 8 out of 10.
Oh, okay. A lot of laughs.
Looking back now,
not really.
No, I've been putting off seeing that movie because it seems like
it's going to be really intense.
It's very intense. You start sweating and stuff.
Before that, I saw Creep 2, so that was a good one though.
Okay. Had you seen Creep 1? intense you start sweating and stuff before that I saw creep 2 so that was a good one though okay
had you seen creep 1 I saw creep 1 and creep 1 was awesome creep 2 was even better it's really weird man like not like it's like scary but it's like weird as I like both of them I
watched them both not back to back to back nights and they were great I saw creep 1 and it's
uh it's like uh just it's like just sitting somewhere
and having somebody
suddenly scream in your ear
every once in a while.
Like you don't know
when it's coming
but you know it is.
They got 100%.
And then you jump
and then you go back
to square one
and the movie continues.
You didn't like it?
I'm not saying
I didn't like it.
It's just full of
that guy just jumping
out of nowhere
and scaring Mark Duplass.
He's a great guy. Patrick Bryce, I think his name is.
Anyway, great
answers, everybody.
You guys did a great job.
Hey, Doug, does anybody
ever ask you what the last movie
you saw was? It comes up sometimes, but I
generally can't recall.
Because I'm so focused
on hosting this show.
What was the last movie I saw?
There you go.
Yeah.
See, this is what happens when I get in the mix.
I'm like, oh, shit, I've seen so many movies.
But I saw that movie, what's it called, Dumbo?
Oh, yeah.
I saw that probably
when I was six or seven.
And then
I'm trying to catch you up on the whole.
Hold up.
That was my first movie, then my second movie.
But here's the part of the show
where I say, let the games begin!
But here's the part of the show where I say Let the games begin
Gentlemen
We got lots of name tags for you to choose from
And some joker holding up a business card
Wow
So just pick with your hearts
Did anybody that went to the fish concert
Make a poster
That means the most to you
Okay Alright yeah so you gotta go physically get a name tag Did anybody that went to the Phish concert make a poster? That means the most to you.
Okay.
All right, yeah, so you got to go physically get a name tag.
Definitely look around the room.
Definitely see, yeah, if we get some house lights up, that'd be awesome.
Don't knock me off the stage.
There we go.
Look at that.
That one Ron has a bunch of you on there.
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Back to the show.
We're back. You guys did it. I know. I feel bad. It's almost like sitting in the show. We're back.
You guys did it.
I know, I feel bad.
It's almost like sitting in the front
is almost a bad thing sometimes.
You need to sit in the FBI.
That's a fucking pot bomb right there.
From where I'm sitting,
it looks like you guys did a great job.
Mike, who are you playing on behalf of?
The hateful Nate.
Oh, I like that.
Yeah.
That's just a good title.
Yeah. And I like a winter theme because that's just a good title. Yeah.
And I like a winter theme
because that's how
Red Dead 2 started
with the winter shit.
So this,
this talked to me.
And he went to fish.
I love it.
I love how it spoke to you.
And now you can just
throw it down on the ground.
But perfect, perfect.
I was going to say,
I still need to be able
to see it.
All right, Mark.
I am playing for Ron.
Ron.
Yeah, and it's got your face on it.
It's got my face on it.
It's got all of us on it.
And it's all smooth, too.
There's like no taping or anything.
It's all smooth?
That's how old I am.
You put it together with tape.
What, do you splice it together?
Yeah.
He's a regular Santana.
Because that is smooth.
Brant?
I am playing for police
Camadami.
Camadami. Cam is the
name of the person, I believe.
An incredible Vegas poster that has Jeff Tate, Doug Benson, Dustin Ibarra, Sam Levine, and
Amy Miller on it, and a cop car thing.
It's got Robocop and Doogie Horner.
Yeah.
Pretty amazing.
There's a lot of shit on the back.
Where the fuzz hits the strip.
Nice poster.
Very good job. It's even got a police light thing on the top of hits the strip. Nice poster. Very good job.
It's even got a police light thing on the top of it.
Can you make it go off?
No sound.
Yeah, it just lights up a little.
Narc!
Six up!
Get him out of here!
I'm playing for you.
What are we, in Europe?
Rocky!
I'm playing for the dude of life.
I'm playing on behalf of idle forehands right here.
There we go.
Yeah, it must be the person's last name.
Who is it?
Oh, it's that guy.
Your last name is forehand?
Oh, my God.
Your last name is forehand?
I bet you got a hell of a backhand
We'll be right back
Alright dude
I'm just repeating your joke
Calm down
I used to love this movie
Dude you ever seen this
I did see it
I did not love it
Why
Why
Because I wasn't a child
I mean
I was probably like
Eight or nine
When this came out And I was not in jessica
alba i was like yeah yeah no she's cute what's your first name mr forehand paul for paul forhan
wow i love it that's got fake id name written all over it doesn't it
he's hanging out with his friend McLovin Alright you guys
My name is Bill Shin
How we doing on time?
Okay good
Two hours till fish
Fourth night
I don't know what time they start
Fourth night forehand
They go on about 8.17
Really? Yeah 7.30 ticket time. They go on about 8.17.
Really?
Yeah.
7.30 ticket time.
They get out there at 8.17 because at 8.20 it's going to be 4.20 somewhere.
Yeah.
People can just blaze up. Whole show.
I love it.
I've been running over there after every set to watch every show.
That's pretty sweet.
Priorities.
All right.
This first game we're going to play is called Live, Die, Repeat.
And I am going to say out loud the title of an actual movie.
I'm going to say it slowly.
And the first one of you that can repeat back the full
correct title wins the game. Yeah, it's just between you guys on stage and you can
you know guess is all this yellow guess as often as you like it well you know
use your microphone but yeah just blurt it out you know something like look for
instance if it was like rocky rocky to know. No, it's Rocky. Oh, oh, oh.
But that's how fast it is.
That's how fast it goes, Mark.
I thought that was true.
Okay.
Are we ready? Yes, sir.
Alright, here we go.
Harry and the Hendersons.
Harry and the Hendersons. Harry and the Hendersons.
No audience guesses.
Harry Potter.
And the Temple of Doom.
Harry Potter and the Secret Stone.
Harry Potter and the Asgard and something.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Harry Potter and the Watchful Hostmaster.
Harry Potter and the Secret Stone.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Harry Potter and the Asgardian Song.
Harry Potter and the Wizards.
Harry Potter and the Order of...
Order of Pizza.
Harry Potter and the Order of...
Oracles.
Harry Potter and the Order of...
Harry Potter and the Order of...
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Wow. That's fucking awesome. Mike did it. That's it. Hey!
Mike did it.
That was horrible.
Order of the Phallus?
So many good guesses along the way, though.
We love
movies.
I was counting on none of you knowing Harry Potter
titles.
But you got there.
And congratulations, Mike.
You know what you win?
The game.
That game, yeah.
Nice.
All you get is you just get to go first in the next game.
Oh, great.
Thank you.
Which is a terrific advantage.
Okay.
Is there an Asgard in one or was I off a little bit?
No, Asgard is not.
That's Marvel.
That's MCU.
I'll take responsibility on that one.
Well, you know, people are going to call you a muggle for that one.
Asgard is Four Hand's middle name.
Points.
We should just all leave right now.
Go to the fish show. go to the film for you we should
just put a sign on the comedy club says gone fishing okay Yeah, you're so upset. Probably grabbed your son. Now you're like, Asgardian, what the fuck are you talking about?
Okay.
Mike goes first in this next game.
And it's called, Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
We'll start with Mike.
Then we'll go to Mark.
Then Brant.
Then Rocky.
And the idea is, I'm going to say the tagline from a motion picture.
It's usually a line from the poster
or something from the advertising
or whatever.
Oftentimes it's not a very helpful clue.
Because some of the
taglines are very bad.
But I'll say the tagline, then you get one guess.
And if you don't get it right, then we move to Mark.
And all the way through.
And if you did happen to get it right, then we move to Mark and all the way through. And if you did happen to get it right,
then the next round we'd start with Mark.
So there's really no point in me getting this right.
No, you want to get it right.
All right.
You need this.
Here we go.
You need this.
It's all about building to the finish.
This show is expertly calibrated.
Okay.
Mike. Yes.
What movie has a tagline
protecting the earth from the scum
of the universe?
Men in black?
People in the audience think they know it.
You seem semi-confident. Don't look at them. That's what you're going with? Men in black? People in the audience think they know it. You seem semi-confident.
Don't look at them.
That's what you're going with? Men in black?
No.
Why would you change it?
I'm not changing it. Men in black.
What? You're sticking with men in black?
Yes, I am.
It's your final answer?
Yeah.
That's the correct answer.
Oh!
Wow!
It turns out I love movies.
That was easy.
All right.
So Mark.
We're going to play the birds tonight?
Men in Black.
Mark gets to go first on this next one.
Oh, also,
didn't need to tell you
before because, you know,
how would you know, Mike, but a theme
will emerge.
From the bottom?
Woo!
Yeah!
Theme will emerge.
Mark, what movie has the tagline
infiltrate hate?
Mark, what movie has the tagline infiltrate hate?
I'll tell you right now.
It's not the hateful Nate.
Infiltrate hate.
Infiltrate hate.
Oh, American History X?
Oh.
That's a very good guess.
Not a terrible guess, but not a correct answer.
Yeah, but that was pretty good.
Brant, what do you think it is?
Wait, what is it again?
Did you just turn into Ray Romano?
Yeah.
Hey, what is it?
Everybody loves Ray Romano.
Everybody hates, hate.
Wow, wow.
Infiltrate hate.
I write about sports. It's infiltrate hate. Rocky, do. Infiltrate hate. I write about sports.
It's infiltrate hate.
Rocky, do you know who that is?
Do what?
Do you know this show, Everybody Loves Raymond?
I do, and I've met Barry Mano before.
Oh, cool.
Do you have a guess, Brad?
I'll go with infiltrate hate.
Infiltrate the hate. Infiltrate the Hate.
Higher Learning.
That's a great guess.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't think that's what that's about.
I thought it was a great guess.
I was just trying to be nice.
There's a lot of hate in that movie, too.
Don't check Reddit after this.
Rocky, do you have a guess?
Yes, just got an AMC Stubbs card.
Just saw this movie, Black Klansman.
That is correct.
There we go.
There we go.
All right, so Rocky's on the board.
He's got one.
But you know. You know how Rocky does it. No, I've seen it. It's on the board. He's got one. But you know.
You know how Rocky does it.
No, I've seen it.
It's a good movie.
He's got that Denzel Washington son in it.
He don't look like him, but he's a good actor.
I feel like you're going to be Rocky in Rocky 1 today.
Like you're not going to win, but people are going to be very proud of you.
Yeah.
I'll take that.
That's great
I get it
Cuff and link
Alright so
So we start with Mike again
Here we go Mike
Alright
What movie, don't forget there might be a theme
There's a theme
There's a theme.
There's a connection between these.
Saving the world never goes out of style.
Saving the world never goes out of style.
Men in Black.
Two.
Full title.
Men in Black 2.
That is not a bad title.
I mean, tagline for that movie. It is not a bad title. I mean, tagline for that movie.
It is not the right one.
It is not correct.
Men in Black-er-er?
Mark?
That would be hilarious if it was Men in Black 3.
What's the one with the asteroid
and Will Smith?
Astragaron.
Independence Day or Armageddon?
You really are mixing those up.
Armageddon.
Yeah, Will Smith's not in that.
No, but I'm going with Armageddon, though.
You know who's in that?
Steven Tyler's daughter.
Steven?
You're joking.
He's got a joke about Steven Tyler.
All right.
I guess we're going to...
You'll have to come seven days a week.
You've got to come see him at the Comedy Cellar
seven nights a week.
Come back and see him for that
classic Steven Tyler joke.
He's getting old, though, isn't he, Doug?
There we go.
How old is he?
You can't even do it right now
because there's all those drinks on there.
You can fucking do it.
Okay, do it.
This is Steven Tyler's gotten old.
Check it out.
Walk this way.
Oh!
Seven nights a week.
Two shows.
Comedy Cellar. Dot com. ComedyCellar.com
And it was visual, so the listeners
still need to come down to see it.
They'll still need to know
what was so goddamn funny about
what you just did.
Alright, Brant, what do you think it is?
Saving the world never goes out of style.
I'll go with
The Black Knight
Rocky
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
oh these are all great guesses
well three of them were great guesses
but
you know what it is now Mark?
I think so
okay let's hear it
come on
it's the one with Brad Pitt and his ex-wife.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Oh, that's a great one, too.
They don't really save the world.
I didn't see it.
Maybe they do.
I don't know.
Anyway.
Idiot's Guide to the Galaxy?
Hitchhikers.
You know what, though?
You have a good point.
Hitchhikers are idiots.
It's very dangerous.
I don't care what universe you're in.
Hitchhiker's God of the Galaxy?
No more guessing.
Oh, sorry.
Saving the world never goes out of style.
You all blew it.
Yeah.
It's not an obvious answer.
It's the man from Uncle.
I've never even seen the movie version of the tv show it's fucking
sexist last night somebody asked about that movie i've never seen it the man from uncle never yeah
all right so so far we have men in black black klansmen the man from uncle oh uh this next
i'm hip i'm hip. I'm hip. Alright.
Yeah, Mike gets to go first.
Nothing ruins Christmas like family.
I mean, it's not...
It's not Christmas vacation.
Nothing ruins
Christmas like family.
What the fuck?
That guy just said what I wished he was.
Somebody just ordered provolone over there.
Somebody just yelled provolone.
What is that, a fucking safe word?
But just a reminder, please don't say guesses to the answers because we're
playing a game up here.
Yeah.
I mean, nothing.
It's game show protocol.
Shit, man.
I want to say Christmas
vacation, but it's not because I'm getting where we're at here. I want to say Christmas Vacation, but it's not,
because I'm getting where we're at here.
I don't think you are.
I'm stumped, Holmes.
Christmas Vacation.
No, Mark.
What is it again?
Something to fam...
What is it?
It is, uh...
Nothing ruins Christmas like family.
Helter Skelter.
Altamont.
Wow! That's why you want somebody like Mark around. He's not smart,
but he's funny. I don't know.
Brant?
Fuck.
I know it's not Home Alone. Can I ask you a quick question?
Yeah. Did you ever...
Your last name's Tobler.
Did you ever think it might just be fun
to just add O-N-E to the end of that?
Yeah.
Just be Toblerone.
Or four to the front.
Maybe give out chocolates at your shows or something.
Yeah, we'd love to.
Yeah, you got a good Halloween costume every year.
All right, what's your answer?
Provolone.
I'm trying to think of a Christmas movie.
I don't know what it was.
Someone threw up.
It's the cellar ghost.
Something happened over there.
Seven nights a week.
Just throw up here.
Robin Williams
dropped in.
Ah, fuck.
Ah!
I was going to say it, but I didn't want them to get mad.
I'm going back.
Meet the Falkers.
No.
That's a good guess, though.
It wasn't your turn
I mean were they even getting together for Christmas
They did one time
Did they?
One of those fucking movies
Yeah Barbra Streisand and that dude
Yeah that wasn't the first one
Babs showed up later
When they're like we need to make these movies more irritating
I mean she does a good job.
Bad Santa.
Bad Santa.
That's a terrific guess.
He's not related to anyone in the story.
But it's still a good guess.
What do you think there, Rocky?
Christmas for the cranks?
I don't know
why I'm laughing at such a
simple, it's Christmas with the cranks.
Christmas with the cranks? Yeah, I don't know why
I get it. I don't know what I meant with that.
You got the most important two words.
Christmas and crank.
Christmas crank.
Yeah, I mean, they could have just called it Christmas crank.
Christmas crank. Crank Christmas. Did I mean they could have just called it Christmas crank Christmas crank
Crank Christmas
Wait I got it didn't I get it
No
Are you sure
I'm pretty sure
Alright I'm going to give you all one
Just you know a toss up
Where you can all
Just jump in
And guess you guess once each,
but the first person to get it right.
All right.
After I say what I'm about to say.
The titles so far are Men in Black Clans,
Man from Uncle.
Yeah, the men.
Man.
Man's the title.
It's called The Man from Uncle.
Yeah.
I took the liberty of taking the the out.
So do you understand what word
the next title is gonna begin with yeah nothing ruins family like Christmas like family I mean
it means the same thing yeah either way what do you think anybody man Iheim steamroller. Cameron Mannheim.
The man from La Mancha.
I'm trying to trick you guys into someone yelling out Uncle Buck.
Uncle Buck!
Incorrect.
Yeah, it's a movie called Uncle Nick.
Oh, that's...
It starred my good friend Brian Posehn.
It's a new Christmas classic.
Check it out if you guys get a chance.
Now we start with Mike.
We got two more of these.
Every family
needs a hero.
Men in Black
clansmen from Uncle Nick.
Every family needs a hero.
The Klansmen.
Nick.
I'd be more concerned about the Nick part
than the Klansmen part.
Nick, Nick, Nick.
Every family.
Oh!
Dustin Hall.
Oh, shut up, man.
Harry and the Hendersons.
No.
Mark?
Starman.
No.
Fuck you.
Brant.
Uh-huh.
No.
Rocky.
No, no, it's Brant's turn. I was just joking around.
That was really my guess.
Your guess is the uh-uh movie?
Uh...
The movie.
There's no dialogue. It's stammering.
Every family. Is this still me?
Oh, shit. I was hoping we'd pass it
Who needs a hero?
Rocky
I'll go with Rocky too
No, Rocky
Every family needs a hero, Rocky
That's fucking great
Who's the hero, Pauly?
Uncle Pauly, it was on the uncle thing
Hancock?
No
Mancock
Okay, so the answer is Polly's the hero. I thought Polly was on the uncle thing. Hancock? No. Mancock.
Okay, so the answer is... The answer is Nicholas Nickleby.
I've never seen any of these movies.
I never even heard of that.
I thought it had Manon.
What, you've never heard of Nicholas Nickleby?
No.
Have you heard of Dickens?
No.
Twice this week. Yeah, Nicholas Nickleby was No. Have you heard of Dickens? No. Twice this week.
Nicholas Nickleby was
famously super long play
that won a lot of awards on Broadway
and then they made several movies and TV shows
out of it.
Now this next one, you guys.
I'm excited for the next one.
If you don't get this mic,
someone else probably will.
Maybe. I'm doing this for forehand.
Men in black, Klansmen from Uncle Nicholas Nickleby.
Oh, I get it.
Mike, the tagline is,
hold on to your honey.
Oh, wait a minute.
Is it the Bee Movie?
It's Bee Movie!
Fuck.
I could have gotten that one.
He's getting softballs.
I was like, if it's not the Bee Movie,
I'm going to fucking crawl out of here.
It's just Bee Movie, though, on that one.
There's no the. It's just called B movie.
Did you say that? Yeah. No, you said
the a couple times, but it's fine.
I tend to do that when I'm nervous. I say the.
Yeah, in this last game, I look for more
specific, precise titles.
But also, I had a tiebreaker
that I think is fun, so I'm just going to throw
it out to you guys.
Everybody just try to guess it. But Mike, I had a tiebreaker that I think is fun, so I'm just gonna throw it out to you guys. Tiebreaker.
And everybody just try to guess it, but Mike won that game officially.
Oh, thanks.
Yeah.
B-movie.
So the last title was B-movie.
B-move-y.
E.
And this tagline is, a Steven Spielberg film.
Oh!
Brian!
Brian!
Brian! Brian! Brian! Brian! Brian! Steven Spielberg films.
Rock it!
Spielberg did not make any Rocky or Rambo movies. Anybody?
The Shining.
I don't fucking know.
Come on, don't give him,
don't, you guys, be nice.
E.T.
Full title. The Extra Terrestrial you guys, be nice. E.T. Full title.
The Extraterrestrial.
Yeah, I'll take it.
B-Movie
T. The Extraterrestrial.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I just now got how that was working.
Fuck me, dude.
That's smart. That's
real smart.
I get it now. You kept
saying it, and I was like, why are you saying
that? It's not the name
of the next movie.
Hey, he wins that one.
I'm going to give him that one.
I'm going to give him that one.
Finally, I win.
The master's degree is paying off.
That's smart, man.
Oh my goodness, you guys.
E-E-T.
Fans, man, man.
I just thought of something
that I want to try today
that I haven't done yet.
And that's
let's do the plugs before the last game,
and then when we announce who the winner is,
everybody's excited, and we'll say goodnight.
Okay.
I always do the plugs at the end,
but I think this is a good time to do them.
Mike, what do you think?
Okay.
What do you got coming up?
Where can people see you?
What's your Twitter handle, all that?
You can follow me at Mike Finoia, F-I-N-O-I-A.
And you can check out my podcast,
Amigos, which is at
AmigosPod.com.
I talk a lot about music
and the band Phish quite a bit.
You can find my dates at
MikeFinoia.com.
I'm going to be at the San Francisco Punchline,
Helium in Philly,
Bananas in Jersey, and in Burlington,
Vermont on New Year's Eve. So come check it out.
Thanks.
Thank you, Mike.
Mark Cohen.
Seven nights a week.
Papa.
Papa.
Also, this is us. Walk this way, this is us.
This is us.
This is for us.
This is for us.
This is foreskin.
This is whatever it says.
Forehands.
Foreskin would be a silly last name.
Provolone.
Forehand is a regular last name.
Brant Tobler. You can name. Brant Tobler.
You can find me Brant Tobler,
B-R-A-N-D-T-T-O-B-L-E-R.
O-N-E.
O-N-E.
Like I said, I wrote a book called Free Roll
that I think is hopefully about to get made into a movie.
You can get it at Audible, iTunes,
anywhere you buy books.
I will be with Rocky next week
at Comedy Works in Denver
And have a podcast called The 31
And my last guest was Brian Regan
And it's a great episode
Brian Regan's awesome
He's the best
Say hi to him for me
He lives here
He lives in Vegas
Yeah
Shit
You should have got him
Oh man
You could have had a way better
I'm just fantasizing about which one
of you wouldn't be here.
I got one.
I got Black Clansmen.
No, you guys
are all great.
You guys are great.
I'm just making jokes.
It's a comedy show.
It's so fun. All right. So I really just wanted to look It's a comedy show. It's so fun.
All right, so I really just wanted to look something up on my phone.
That's why I decided to do the plugs right then.
But Rocky Dale Davis, give us all your stuff.
Yeah, man.
My name's Rocky Dale Davis.
On social media.
That's been established.
I feel like we're in a courtroom.
Established. Move on. We know. Yeah, Rocky Dale Davis on social media. That's been established. I feel like we're in a courtroom. Established.
Move on.
We know.
Yeah, Rocky Dale Davis on social media.
I just have a special come out on Epix.
It came out October 26th.
Go stream Epix.
You can get a free trial in 14 days.
Then you can cancel it.
And I am in Comedy Works South,
November 8th through 10th,
The Village Underground
with the $20 chef from Barstool Sports,
November 12th. And then I'm at the Columbus Funny Bone, December 8th through 10th. The Village Underground with the $20 Chef and Barstool Sports, November 12th. And then
I'm at the Columbus Funny Bone, December
12th. And then Analog
at the Hutton Hotel in Nashville,
December 14th. And I'm at the Comedy
Cell in Vegas with Mark a lot of that time
as well. So,
thank you. And he's missing
the Alabama football game for this.
Yeah, Alabama's playing right now.
So, it's all good. This is a torture in here.
Definitely go see
Rocky if you want to see
a show with no references to Sammy Davis Jr.
Yeah.
Because he will not bring that shit up.
That's what I'm known for, honestly.
I'm actually going to check him out
after this.
Once you check him out, you're going to be like, oh.
I don't like Frank Sinatra.
No, no, no. I don't like Frank're gonna be like oh i don't like frank sinatra
no no no i don't like frank sinatra though i don't like it he's got nothing to do with it
why don't you like it i promise it's not country it's like i like country it's not country i don't
like like new york libya you don't like country you don't like you won't like sammy david i don't
like it i don't like lounge singing like you don't like most music i'm feeling i like rap
okay so country and rap?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the best country rap mashup?
What's the best country rap?
My favorite one?
Was it Nelly?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
It is the worst fucking song of all time.
Brad Paisley and LL Cool J have a song called Accidental Racist.
He literally said, it is the worst song.
Please go listen to it.
Which one of those two guys is that song about?
He literally sings, I'm a
white man coming from the Southland.
If you don't judge my do-rag, I won't judge
your red flag. It is fucking terrible.
Go listen to it.
It's so bad. It's so bad. Yeah, because also, what if it's
a red do-rag?
Good point.
You win that one.
Okay. Alright, we've got one last game to play, you guys.
You've all been terrific guests.
I was just joking around.
But man, it would have been great to have Brian Regan here.
I know.
It really would have.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
That guy is fantastic.
I've been thinking about it.
What's the Robert Townsend movie where he played a superhero?
Up, Up, and Away.
Up, Up, and Away.
No.
Yeah, yeah, no, no. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. I promise you it is. Up, Up, and Away. Up, Up, and Away. No. Yeah, yeah, no, no.
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is.
I promise you it is.
Up, Up, and Away.
It came on Disney Channel, right?
Blank Man.
It's Blank Man.
Oh, Blank Man.
But he's also...
But it was...
What's his name?
It was Damon Wayans Jr.
that played Blank Man.
Oh, that's...
But Robert Townsend
was probably directed it
or something.
No, I was right, Mark.
I don't think Robert Townsend
played a superhero.
He played a superhero, yeah. He did? Use your microphone, boys.
No one in the audience knows it.
Meteor Man.
Nobody.
Nobody.
When I said no one in the audience knows it,
I meant one nobody knows it.
You too.
You too.
But thanks for your help, dude.
Yeah, it was a big hit, that movie,
for Sammy Davis Jr.
He sang the theme song,
Meteor Man.
The meteor can.
Man, you're mine.
I'm going to believe you that it's there.
Look at those nice donuts.
Whoa, hey.
Yeah, there's a whole thing of donuts there.
Normally I'd take them and throw them into the audience, but this is such a nice donuts. Whoa, hey. Yeah, there's a whole thing of donuts there. Normally I'd take them and throw them into the audience,
but this is such a nice club.
I don't want to mess up a club with donuts.
And they also sell food here.
Throw the donuts.
I think, does the kitchen close during the show?
You could throw donuts.
You could throw.
You ordered food?
Oh, you're saying you would eat?
Oh, you did eat.
All right, well, we'll do this.
I'll throw it on a pie.
We'll toss some donuts if there's time at the end.
Okay.
Yeah, but we got to play this game.
We got to determine a winner.
This game's called Last Man Stanton.
This is a game where I play along because I will go to a pre-selected audience member who's not told me the name of an actor or actress that we're going to use for this game
today.
Once we get that name, we're going to take turns naming movies that person's been in.
If you can't think of one, you're out, but you do have one lifeline, and that's the person whose
name tag you chose.
You could go to them once to save you,
and I recommend going to them early.
I think it's a good
strategy.
Did you just say you know Rocky's going to lose?
No.
I was like, yo, fuck you, Idle Hands.
I said that.
I said that too.
He said it.
He was thinking it.
I was thinking it.
Everyone was thinking it.
We all said it.
Good old forehand.
Brian Regan just texted me.
Brian Regan just texted me and said, I think Rocky's going to lose.
Oh, what?
Wait, he knows my name?
Oh, my God.
No, no, no.
He's just watching Rocky 1 right now.
Hey, but I feel like they're coming back to me.
That's how Brian watches movies.
He just texts numbers.
He just texts me a lot.
Okay, so yeah.
So he was just telling him to be ready
because you're going to need some help. But everybody's that to be ready to because he's because
you're gonna need some help but everybody needs help that's that's the
nature of the game you can only go for once for your lifeline so you want to
hang in there for as long as you can y'all I picked a person from Twitter the
first person to reach out to me is someone that goes by the Twitter handle StoriaTime.
Where are you at?
In the bathroom?
Are you kidding me?
Oh, wow!
What a bad time to have a good meeting.
All right, well, since she's in the bathroom,
we're going to play the films of Crap McGavin.
Crap goes to camp.
I apologize for assuming she's...
She. Oh, good point. I apologize for assuming she's... She.
Oh, good point.
I think we established that.
Yeah, because I think they said
she's in the bathroom, not it's in the bathroom.
Well, hey.
I don't ask.
I hope she's okay.
I think she's all right.
Is she okay?
Yeah.
Okay, just a regular bathroom trip.
How great would it be...
And exactly around the time she would probably think maybe they're going to call me. How great would it be... At exactly around the time she would probably think
maybe they're going to call me.
How great would it be if this is one of those clubs
where she can hear this in the bathroom
and she's just like speed wiping.
She's like, no, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
She needs a lifeline.
Get her a lifeline.
Speed wiping is my new least favorite expression.
Isn't that the plot?
Why now?
Why tacos?
She's been in there a while.
Previously, my least favorite expression was moist plus.
Speed wiping.
Right?
I mean, moist is enough.
You don't have to. All right, so where is is enough. You don't have to...
Alright, so where is...
Let's see if we have any...
She's cutting the turd, man.
You got a new
least favorite.
Cutting the turd's a new leader.
That he knows.
Where is Mac Zor?
Zor. He's in the zur zur his name is zach his name is zach moore and his twitter name
is mac zur cool i can't wait you did it's like this is a guy that has fun is that true bug yeah
he even wrote to me doug benson relax i've got your Vegas-themed Last Man Stanton covered.
And I wrote back, whew.
Because I somehow knew story of time would be in the bathroom.
And we need you, Mac, Zach.
Hey, I just heard a door.
Mac attacked Zach.
What?
I hear a door.
Hey, are you the girl that was shitting
We called out your twitter
You win
Are you doing Brian Regan's material
We were
We were waiting
And waiting
Have a nice day.
You too.
You too.
I'm going to the bathroom.
You too the next time you're taking a shit.
You too.
You too.
Take another.
Hey, number two.
Number two, you too.
All right, Zach, what's your suggestion?
J-Lo, Britney, and Cher.
J-Lo, Britney, and Cher. J-Lo, Britney, and Cher.
Between the three of them,
they have a lot of movies,
even though one of them is only in one that I can think of.
I was not expecting that from Zach Attack.
But that is a Vegas triple.
J-Lo, the films of Jennifer Lopez,
Britney Spears,
or
what was Cher was the third one.
Alright, so what did we pick?
What?
No, this guy,
I've never done three names.
I've never asked anyone to suggest three names.
This guy's out of fucking control.
And again, it's the patriarchy
taking advantage of a woman
who just had something she had to do.
In this climate.
And he's jumping in with his bullshit.
I don't like it.
Put him in the bathroom.
No, I like it though.
I do like it because
we do often need multiple names.
And the names are all ladies, so I do like that.
Mark's only got one, but you got your lifeline.
Yeah, you never know what's going to happen.
I think I know two guys.
All right.
I think I know two.
He's feeling good.
Okay, cool.
Okay, so let's start with Mike.
Yeah.
And then we'll go to me, and then Rocky, and Brent, and then Mark.
That's not good.
No, you'll be all right.
So I have to say one from each?
Or can I just say?
No, no, just name one movie that has one of those three ladies in it.
The Witches of Eastwick.
Uh-huh.
That's right.
Cher.
Cher is all up in that.
And that'll be one of the first titles yelled out by the audience
when I say, what did we miss?
Right?
Because by the time we get to the end of it, it's like, what did we say?
All right, so then we'll go to me.
I'll take an obscure one so you guys, you know,
I don't take one that anybody is thinking about.
I'm going to go with Mamma Mia 2, Here We Go Again.
Dude, what?
Yeah, that's obscure.
That was one of mine, Doug.
Holy shit.
Are you fucking playing for them, dude?
I thought we're friends.
I'm playing for me, but you can still win.
Fuck.
You have a chance.
But I just thought it'd be hard to remember that whole title
did you know the whole title?
I'll be honest with you, I did
you did? what's it called?
you already said it
I'm not going to waste my time
okay
oh shit
look what you started
Seven and nine every night
Okay
The Wedding Planner
J-Lo classic
With McConaughey
I'm gonna try to take marks
I'm gonna go with The Mask
Would you like to go with less words? I'm going to try to take Mark's. I'm going to go with The Mask. Would you like to go with less words?
I'm in Mask.
Yes.
Sorry.
The.
Mask is correct.
The Mask is a completely different weird face.
I could be wrong about the title, but I hope not.
I wish Mask had more singing and dancing in it like The Mask did.
Mark?
Moonlight?
No. Hang on, you guys.
Moon.
Hang on, hang on.
You can either just think about that one and come back to it.
Moonstruck, motherfuckers.
All right. You guys are very anxious
to help or to make noises
that give people the idea if they're on the right track or not.
No, I didn't.
That was me, man.
What?
I didn't.
Nobody.
Yeah, you did that all by yourself.
It's a good thing that you did.
Mike?
I'm going to Nate.
I'm going to my lifeline.
He's going Nate.
Going early.
What do you got, Nate?
Ice Age Collision Course.
Wow. Nate's my man? Ice Age Collision Course. Wow.
Nate's my man.
Ice Age Collision Course.
He's got the internet too, apparently.
Well, you know, people could cheat if they wanted to.
No, I don't think Nate cheated. I'd appreciate it if they didn't.
That's Nate's favorite movie, Ice Age Collision Course.
I'm going to go with that for the win.
Yeah, good job.
It's not for the win, but you're that for the win. Yeah, good job. Well, it's not for the win,
but you're still in the game.
You're still in this.
Who was in that?
What?
Which one of those three women?
She plays the elephant, don't she?
Do we have time for that?
Oh, sorry.
Don't you have a fish show to get to?
I'm already there.
Oh, shit.
What's happening? I'm already there. Oh, shit. What's happening?
I'm sorry.
I still haven't fallen off the stage.
All right.
Don't push me.
Stop it.
Rocky.
Oh, god damn it.
Yo, you were so scared.
You were like, ah!
I mean, look at it.
I'll fucking push you down there.
This is how scary this seat is.
So far, Paul.
That's the end where the piano's not turned on.
I was going to play some scary music.
Fucking trick piano.
Go put a piano next to the comedy club stage
and then turn it off.
Look at these guys.
They're discussing further answers, I believe.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Come on, cheaters.
Cut it together.
All right, so I'm going to say Silkwood.
Shit.
Yeah.
Could be right or wrong.
I have no fucking clue.
I know I'm right.
I know.
Yeah.
Faith, man.
Rocky. Made in Manhattan. Faith, man. Rocky.
Made in Manhattan. Uh-huh.
I think Rocky's gonna take this.
It's Mike's turn now.
No, Brant's.
Fuck, should I use my... I think I got it.
Geely. Yeah, Brant's. Fuck, should I use my... I think I got it. Gigli.
Yeah, Gigli.
Mother-in-law.
Yes.
Very good.
Mother-in-law.
Oh, wait.
They're right.
Stop, you guys. Stop it.
No, no, no. I'm sorry. The person right. They're right. But sob, you guys. Sob it. Sob it.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
The person that helps me name his mother-in-law, and I was asking them for help.
Mother-in-law?
But have you gone to your lifeline yet?
I have not gone to mother-in-law.
Oh, so you're going to it now.
I have not gone to mother-in-law yet.
All right.
So tell him what he's saying wrong.
Monster-in-law.
Oh.
Monster-in-law.
Dumb dumb.
Oh.
Monster-in-law. Okay. You-law Dumb dumb Monster-in-law
Okay
You're still in it
I'm still in it
Mike
Also I just wanted his lifeline to say it
And a bunch of you yelled it out
No
Moonstruck
I said it
He said that
I'm fucking right next to you.
He kind of said that.
He struck on a few titles.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Britney Spears live.
What?
No, no.
You guys saw it, right?
No way.
It's a movie.
No way.
Thanks for playing, Mike.
Whatever.
Yeah, fuck this game.
It's my turn now.
And the Britney Spears movie is called Crossroads.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you.
God dang it.
I saved it for forever.
God, you suck.
I swear to God there's a Britney Spears live.
And I'm going to check.
God damn it, dude.
You're trying it.
You're on their team.
You can go to Michael Fourhands.
Or Idol Fourhands.
I'm still good?
You're still in. You can use your lifeline.
Stuck on you. What? Stuck on you.
Share. Share, yeah. That's right.
I don't know why he was so mad at me.
He's got more titles.
I'm going to use my lifeline.
Okay.
Who's your lifeline?
Oh, my God, dude.
Look.
Robo.
Don't look it up.
Yo, what?
He's right there.
Money Train.
What?
No.
We're going to go with Money Train.
Money Train.
Is that an awesome name?
Money Train.
I agree.
Yeah.
Yeah, J-Lo's in Money Train.
Yeah, I love that movie.
Thank you.
All right. Mike's showing this to everybody. Britney Spears live. That's the exact title? agree yeah yeah J Lo's in money train yeah I love that movie thank you all
right Mike's showing this to everybody Brittany Spears live that's the exact
title yeah what does it say mark Brittany Spears get your old man glasses out
Brittany Spears live the femme fatale tour yeah full full title asshole what a tour. Yeah. Full title, asshole. What a fucking liar.
Real fans call it Britney Spears
Live.
It's all the femme fatale
tour when you're a Spears head.
He is a music guy. You are a music guy.
Fucking, you gotta give me
an E for effort. Who gives a shit about these three ladies?
Alright, whose turn is it?
I wanna say, this is not my answer,
but I want to say,
What do you mean
it's not your answer?
I'm dying to say
internal affairs,
but I'm going to go
with my lover.
Oh, okay.
Lifeline?
What?
He's already used
his lifeline.
Oh, I thought,
I thought,
Oh, no,
I said,
Oh, okay,
hold on a second.
Then I'm going to go
with what they said.
You used it on
the Monster-in-Law thing. Oh, I thought that was just helping me out. I said, No, they were just helping a second. Then I'm going to go with what they said. You used it on the monster-in-law thing.
Oh, I thought that was just helping me out.
I said, no, they were just helping you out, but that's not fair.
Mermaids!
Okay, then I'm going to go with
Mermaids.
It's game.
Okay, great.
Oh, Mike's out, so...
Mermaids 2.
That's the exact title.
I want to play.
Please don't do this again, man.
With angel eyes.
J-Lo.
Shitty J-Lo movie, that's right.
What do you got?
The Boy Next Door.
Yes!
Someone's fucking...
Someone's helping him.
Really good movie, by the way.
Yeah, you're a ringer with Britney Spears movies.
He didn't know who Sam McDavis Jr. was.
I know!
But I knew Crossroads, The Boy Next Door,
Stuck on You.
Fucking gang gang.
Thanks for the recap.
Brent?
Oh, fuck.
I'm going to go with...
I did like...
I love Made in Manhattan, so I think there's probably a sequel.
I'm going to go with In Living Color.
The movie?
The movie.
All right, good job.
Mark?
Am I still in or not?
Are you out, man?
I think.
I think you're still in.
No, don't look at anybody.
Look at me.
J-Lo Live.
That's the title.
The Femme Fatale Tour.
The Femme Fatale Tour.
I think I'm done.
All right, my turn, my turn, my turn.
Out of sight.
Probably your best movie.
What do you got, Rocky?
I'm going to have to go to my lifeline.
Here we go, lifeline.
Deep Blue.
Deep Blue, he says.
Deep Blue.
Who's in that?
What?
J-Lo.
J-Lo's in something called Deep Blue?
Yeah, because there's a shark, ain't it?
Yeah.
There's a shark.
There's a shark that tries to bite her, and then she kicks the shark, and then it doesn't bite her.
It's called Deep Blue?
Not Deep Blue Sea?
No, no, no.
Yo, you let this motherfucker go with mermaids.
Give me Deep Blue.
I got one, too.
I love Sammy Davis.
I think he's great.
In that case, Rocky,
you're our winner!
My Anaconda.
Anaconda, right?
I don't know.
Anaconda.
Anaconda.
My Anaconda.
You high-fived the guy
that gave him a wrong answer.
Still counts. But you are still the winner. It's true and
Let me give them all the prizes
Congratulations, yeah
Four hands the real winner. Look at that guy four hands
Four heads four hands
And like a lot of books then what do you know watching you bend over is a luxury Four hands. Four hands. And you get two books.
There you go.
Watching you bend over is a luxury. This is beautiful.
Can I keep this?
Yes, I want to keep this.
Let me try and get the name tags from you fellas.
Can you give me a little piece of information on the back there I want to read?
Oh, okay, cool.
Thanks, dude.
What?
Okay, that's that one.
And then there's this one.
Doesn't have a...
Oh, he won, so it doesn't matter.
There you go, dude. I'm going to keep it, man. It keeps the rest of my life. Oh, he won, so it doesn't matter. There you go, dude.
I'm going to keep it, man.
It keeps the rest of my life.
Wait, who won?
Oh, he gets to keep it.
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I missed it.
This is awesome.
You came through, man.
I appreciate that.
I also had Crossroads.
Yeah, I dropped that one on purpose.
Everybody stop helping me!
All right, here we go.
Crossroads is so emotional.
Can you help me with this? This is a good movie. All right, one more time. First of all, thank you to the Comedy Cellar, here we go. Except for Grant can help me with this.
Alright, one more time. First of all, thank you
to the Comedy Cellar, the Rio Hotel.
You guys.
You guys for coming out.
I hope to keep coming back
and doing this here and I hope
if you don't live around here that you'll come see
me wherever you live.
And one more time for all my guests.
Mike Fanoia.
Mark Cohen,
Grant Tobler,
and Rocky Dale Davis.
Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Hey, this was Rocky 2.
This was Rocky 2.
This was the second one.
I came from behind. I still won.
Everybody can change.
They love your father.
As always, this is a big finish.
You guys can put your mics down.
As always, whoa, Disney executives who are subservient to Nazis are a shithead.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Karini?
Yeah.
Check this out. Karini is a lumpy shithead.
And finally, get that closing theme
queued up.
Slow drivers in the left lane are a shithead.
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Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you.
Cause Doug loves movies.