Doug Loves Movies - Matt Braunger, Gareth Reynolds and Steph Tolev guest

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

Live from Bottlerocket Social Hall in Pittsburgh as part of the DVE Comedy Fest, Doug welcomes Matt Braunger, Gareth Reynolds and Steph Tolev to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seats with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is God Loves Movies. One down. You did it. Coming to you for the first time from this particular venue, Bottle Rocket Social Hall in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. This is a sweet, sweet club with like a 70s theme

going on. And if you're ever in the area in Pittsburgh, be sure to give them a visit. It's Saturday, July 15th, 2023. Kingsmen, the golden circle of friends with benefits a wonderful life as we know it could happen to you only live twice in a lifetime. Now it's time for Doug Plugs.

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The Dog! Wallet! Shh! Ted Danson! That's right. Give yourselves a round of applause. I can't wear my sunglasses

in here. It's too dark, but I do love wearing the sunglasses all the time. Here we go. Here's the prize bag, everybody. Somebody here today is going to go away with this, and then what you do with it and its contents is your business. But go ahead and get on eBay and see what you can get um the bag is a beautiful little uh kind of backpack bag from uh chocolate city wellness in one of my favorite dispensers there in washington dc if you're ever around there check out chocolate city and then in the bag there was a show that they did on Audible that Bob Bowden, Kirk's son,

created it and a bunch of famous comedians did the voices and stuff. It was called Welcome to Argyle. And it was an event where they gave out bucket hats that say Welcome to Argyle on it. And then I swear I've never heard of Welcome to Argyle. Never heard of it again. But it's a nice bucket hat. I'm just not really

a bucket hat person and then this is weird this is like somewhere somebody handed me this milk thistle turmeric vitamin b it's like four tablets i guess it was like maybe at a rock festival or something because they call it uh your liver's sidekick. And, you know, my liver just prefers, you know, being solo. They gave me some dried apricots on the plane, so I put those in the prize bag.

Also, I've got a couple of magazines from recent stops. I was in Seattle and Sacramento, so there's Seattle and Sacramento magazines. You know, learn about places on the other side of the country.

Some Douglas movies, stickers. I know this whole time you're thinking, well, but is there something good in there? And I think so. I know there's a lot of law enforcement outside, so be cool I'd love a venue next to a police station a rubber pipe

a rubber bong from my friends at Peacemaker and it's even sealed up in a plastic bag so you know I didn't even use it once all of that is going to somebody today And it's even sealed up in a plastic bag, so you know I didn't even use it once. All of that is going to somebody today based on who gets selected by my guests. Yeah, exactly. Which name tags get picked by my guests will determine who wins all this stuff.

And you ready to get the guests out here? Yeah! Who went to the WDV comedy show last night? Super fun, eh? The goddamn comedy jam with Josh Adam Myers. And then there's a show tonight. Who's going to that?

Alright, well, I'm going to go long, so you probably won't make it. No, that'll be super fun tonight, and all three of my guests today are on that show tonight, so you get a double header with them. So please, everybody, give it up for Matt Bronger, Gareth Reynolds,

and Steph Tolive! Hi Doug Hello Pittsburgh Alright What a great crowd What a great crowd, huh Doug? Wow You guys are unbelievable Wow What a great venue and a great crowd. What a great crowd, huh, Doug? Wow. That's people. You guys are unbelievable.

Wow. What a great venue and a great crowd. Wow. You're really sucking ass this early, huh? I'm having the best time. I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. This is so great. It's an honor.

Let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically by first name, as I do. You know him from the dollop. He's Gareth Reynolds! Thank you. What's up, blue eyes? Hey! Hi, Doug. Oh, man, this party's just getting sweeter and sweeter. Right? Yeah.

Your T-shirt and hat and everything, you just look like you live here. I feel like it. This is like the kind of bar that I feel at home in a bar like this. This is like Wisconsin to me. Yeah. Yeah. Wisconsin.

Mainly because I stole a bottle of tequila and they didn't notice. And the bartender went to the bathroom. Clever. Dark early or? No. Yeah. Okay. It's never too early. Never too early. Dark early or No Yeah okay It's never too early Never too early

Alright That's the fun thing About an afternoon show Is just We just get fucking nuts Hey Matt could you Just like Just adjust back

Just a little bit I feel like a cow Just in between you guys In a field I'm enormous Don't go too crazy. You're a kilf. Watch out for that stool back.

I just like to, you know, be able to make eye contact. Visibility, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, visibility. Not have my bread box size head in the way. Yeah, I saw on the news this morning that the visibility was going to be poor today, and I can't believe I didn't heed their advice.

And also, Matt, we got a lovely thing for you to put your beverage on. What a host. Right there. That's it. Unbelievable. Nice man. Wonderful.

Thank you, buddy. You're welcome. So one last thing for Gareth. You just got into town today? Yeah. And you're performing tonight? Yep. Yeah, at the Bynum Theater.

Nice. Seems like a lot of people are going to, yeah, everybody should go to that. I was in Pottstown last night. It's gorgeous. Pottstown? Mm-hmm. Yeah, you should live there. That sounds like...

What? Have you not been to Pottstown? That sounds great. I would love to check out Pottstown. Yeah, you could be the mayor. No problem there. Trust me. Like 50 minutes there, I was like, where the fuck am I?

What's happening? All right. Next up, the man who puts his beer on the floor. It's probably his best credit. Ladies and gentlemen, Matt Bronger is here. Hi, guys. Thank you. And you just got in, too?

I did, just today. Flew in in shorts, or was that a... Actually, yes. I typically, not that I'm like Don Rickles or Sinatra, despite the rumors, but I typically always at least wear pants on a stage. But I was just like, I don't know this place, but I do know Pittsburgh,

and I don't know if it's going to have any AC that's operational. And I love you for that. It's the same thing in Portland, Oregon, where I'm from. Most of the dive bars are like, we'll be fine. And then you're just like, but this actually is exceptionally see. So I feel silly sitting here looking like a weird soccer coach that you don't trust your kids around. But I did fly in shorts. I really did. That's great. Not these. Not these. These are show shorts. Do you get cold on the plane? Planes are so cold sometimes.

My new thing has been wearing a big, heavy sweatshirt and shorts on a plane. Oh, and then if you get cold, you just pull your knees up into the shorts? Into the sweater, I mean? You just pull it over your knees and sit on the edge of your seat? Talk about boys. Yeah.

For sure. For sure. Yeah. Well, thank you for being here. Thanks for having me, man. This is rad. We are losing our minds over this bar and how amazing it is. Perfectly preserved.

I was talking to one of the locals who was working on the show, and he nailed it. He's like, this is definitely an unfrozen caveman bar. This is exactly the way it was. That's so cool. If you put this in LA, it'd just be full of douches, like immediately. Like, yeah, this is the kind of bar I grew up going. No, you fucking didn't. Shut up. Trivia would be about

to start. Yeah, exactly. No, no, an open mic. Who are you kidding? A shitty, shitty open mic. 20 bucks. This would be 20 bucks. They do real comedy here at Bottle Rocket. It's a sweet space.

Yeah, the posters. I know all the people that have played here, and they're terrible. No, I'm kidding. They're all amazing. It's all people that I'm like, wow. Whoever curates it is nailing it, because all those people are exceptional. Good job, curator. What do you do for a living? Oh, I'm a bottle

rocket curator. I only understood part of that. Okay, so I curate bottle rockets mostly around the 4th of July. One of them's actually a bar. Yeah. Alright, and also joining us today

A first time guest on the show So make her feel extra welcome It's Steph Toland everybody Thank you I'm also wearing shorts that are much shorter I didn't know we were going to be in stools My labia is staring this fucking man in the face right now. I'm closing my legs so tightly it hurts.

I thought it was going to be a seat and a table. Also, I walk from downtown, so I'm sweating. It's the whole thing. It's far. It's a far walk. No one's reacting. What the hell? I'm soaked. I'm sorry that I'm forcing you to cross your legs like a lady.

I'll be manspreading soon. You guys are going to be seeing a couple lips real soon. And they're way worse in Pittsburgh. The heat. I love that movie, A Pair of Lips Now. What's that movie where she opens her legs? I was the first person to do that. Oh, Sharon Stone got the idea from you? She got she opens her legs? I was the first person to do that, but then it was too.

Oh, Sharon Stone got the idea from you? She got it from me, but mine was terrifying. Let's have somebody else do that. You had that basic instinct before she did. Yeah. Also, I don't know movies, so I just said that movie. That's how bad I am at movies. You're going to be great at this.

I'm going to be so good at this. I've seen three movies in my whole life. I'll tell you right now, there's some multiple choice that you might be good at. Okay. Yeah. The rest of it, we'll see. I'm screwed. It's fine.

But the first part of the show, we start by just having a little discussion about movies. It's a segment that I call Recommendation Nation, where I ask each of my guests to recommend one movie, but I spring a category on you from which to choose it. Today's category, I get suggestions on the Doug Loves Movies Twitter feed

and what's the name of the person that made the suggestion? I want to give him credit. He's got a funny name. Reg of Dorkness nice yeah um it's scary time right now with you know like we're striking the writers and the actors are striking because of this whole fucking ai threat and uh you know and de-aging and all these all these things that they're that they're being able to do with the technology and whatnot.

And I've been pretty scared about robots for a while now. And there's robots, like my neighborhood where I live, there's delivery robots that are just wheeling around all over the place all the time. I try to make friends with them, but they've got deliveries to make. Anyway, so... Sir, get away from the delivery robot. I think he just sold the robot weed. While you're waiting at home for your food, tourists are stopping these robots

and taking pictures with them. They stand in front of them so they can't go and take pictures. It's hilarious. So you're just sitting there waiting at home for your grub and it's just not making it. I don't know how they cross it. Traffic lights? Yeah.

And the whole deal. Well, did you hear about the robot they tried to send across the entire country? What happened? You guys know. You guys know. It made it as far as Philadelphia. Oh, Jesus Christ. And it got stomped to pieces.

Soon as it got into Philly. Wait, did it start in Philly? I mean, it made it. It made it. Do you understand? Right, all the way to Philly. It could see the coast. Water was coming. As soon as it saw.

It was right there. They had just finished going up the rocky steps. Yep, yep. Saw the big Ben Franklin stomp to death. I like it. Fully supported. Fully supported. And without a trace.

Yeah. The guy did not stick around. Did you see a robot? No. Or the woman who stomped it. I don't know.

I feel bad for the person it was delivering to. Yeah. They're still waiting. Yeah, they're just hanging out waiting for this shit. I've been waiting

for months. It's like at the end of the movie Airplane when the guy's still in the cab waiting outside because he ran in without paying. That's one of the three movies I've seen, Doug. Oh, shit. Thank you for quoting that.

No, check that one off. Damn it. I hope the other two come up today because that'll probably be the last reference to airplane that we have today. So let's start with Gareth. Alphabetical, my first name. A robot movie. Recommend a movie that has something to do with robots.

Well, I drive across the country a lot, and every time I stop at rest stops, I just think of WALL-E. And WALL-E is a really great movie that's slowly turning into a documentary. Yep. Yeah, the double-billed idiocracy. Yeah, there's a lot of crossover.

But WALL-E is one where I'm like, yep, we're really not trying to get out of the WALL-E bullets way. But WALL-E's a great movie. It's very depressing. And every time I'm at a rest stop with Pizza Hut and 7-Elevens and all that shit, I'm just like, yeah, this is... We are the humans on the ship in WALL-E. So WALL-E is a good robot movie for me.

You know how they're all like so... Evolution-wise, they've become so lazy that they are all in those weird little hovercrafts. Yeah, and they're having robots deliver their shit. It's disgusting. Yeah, they're not doing anything. Imagine. It was you.

Daunted to death. That'd be funny if there was like one really Out in the angriest city in America That's right They'd think it was an inside job I'd like to see in my neighborhood Like just one old ass robot That says WALL-E on the side of it Like oh man

He's still out there doing it Where are my fries, weeping robot? Fuck this thing. So they go around in those little hovercrafts. Yep. But the original premise

was that we evolved to not even fuck with legs. We just become these blobs from the waist down. Oh man. That was what they wanted to do at first and they settled on their own private hovercraft.

It's wild, because I watched that movie, and I had that same adult, like, wait, but if, you know, like, not that, not that, but more, like, just, okay, if everyone is that enormously obese, where they just float around, are there just heart attacks, like, all the time? It's dark, I'm sorry, but it's just like and they have a robot that comes

like Logan's fine. It's like Logan's run, but they die of natural causes before they turn 30. You either have one or it's induced. Yeah, exactly. You might not have to go to sanctuary. You could just have, you know,

too much bacon. All right. So that's a good one, Wally. What a relief. Congrats. Yeah, you did it. That's not one of your two left, is it? You still got some time to think about this stuff. You got some time because we're going to Matt now.

Matt? I'm going to go Megan. Whoa. Topical. And I know it's new, but I know I could reel off a few. I do enjoy a good robot movie. But, like, I really dug Megan because I found myself rooting for Megan. You know, where it's just like, you're a terrible parent.

Like, you should just let this kid live with Megan and be guarded by Megan. Like, you should just let this kid live with Megan and be guarded by, like, not really, but I love it when you have, you know, a villain, so to speak, that you're like,

I don't, I'm kind of on your side, man, you know? And she, it's funny and it's incredibly fucked up

and scary. The thing about, like, a robot that turns on us is like, we're fucked. You know what I mean? It's like being in a bar fight with a gorilla. Like is we're fucked. You know what I mean? It's like being in a bar fight with a gorilla.

You're done. You're just done. And she's like a little girl, which is, I always say, the scariest ghosts are kid ghosts for some reason. Yeah. You know what I mean? Casper. Yeah.

Muppet movie Christmas Carol. Or just kids. I have a three-year-old daughter, and when she gets up in the middle of the night, and I'm like half awake, and I'm like, ah, fuck, Rose. Hi, honey. Restart. Oh, God.

It would be hard to fight Megan, too, because as a little girl, you'd be like, I don't want, oh, my God, no. No, and have you seen the movie? No. No spoilers, please. She, ugh. Go ahead.

She goes after like this bully kid in the woods where only they are there and she starts running at him like a dog, like on all fours like this. And in the theater, I was like, like I'm looking at people like, are you watching this?

I wouldn't even run, I would not run away. I'd be like, finish me. I'm just going to lay down. Yeah. I've had a good run. Your last words. I would just bash my own head into a rock'd be like, finish me. I'm just going to lay down. I've had a good run. I would just bash my own head into

a rock and be like, you're not going to have the satisfaction. But yeah, that's my pick, Megan. I love it. That was so good. In summary, Matt loves Megan. Let me write it down. M 3 G

A N Write it down. M-3-G-A-N. All right. I just have one quick piece of business, and I apologize in advance for this, but is someone very close to me like snapping gum or tapping on something? This is like a teacher. Wow.

I know, right? Because you're about to stop doing that. He's going to run at you like Megan. Well, I mean, it's already stopped're about to stop doing that. He's going to roll you like Megan. Well, I mean, it's already stopped, but I don't know if it's because I brought it up. It is. Or... That person just swallowed gum.

It was like, nope. Yeah. Doug, I think I speak for all of us when I say, what is gum? I just wish you had like an arch nemesis stoner, like over there, arms crossed, just blowing bubbles. Pop, pop.

Wait, what were you going to do, though? Slap them across the face? What were you going to do there? I'd love to know. I was just going to try to politely ask them to stop doing it. You should put your hand out and have them spit it in your hand. That's the move. For those of you listening to this podcast,

Doug has a handgun loosely held to his side right now. I feel like everyone here is like, ha, it's America. That's the new age we live in. What if it was the robot from... I am horrified right now. What if the robot from Philly was slowly crawling and that's what the clicking was? Yeah, it was like the spokes in its wheels were clicking.

Must get to Maine. As it rolled towards us. The first time I saw Dawn of the Dead, I was pretty young and I was sitting in a kind of half full theater and it was like a midnight showing and it's the first time

you see Dawn of the Dead. It's pretty fucked up. And there was a guy sitting behind me. See, I think I just have lifelong PTSD from this. Because there was a guy sitting behind me.

But also when you turn around and look, there's no way to tell who's doing it. Because there was a guy sitting behind me. But also, when you turn around and look, there's no way to tell who's doing it. There's just a guy that was just like, every 40 seconds or so, just go... You know, and you turn and look, and everyone's just sitting there watching the movie. Nobody seems suspicious. And you can't watch long enough to see them make the movie. Nobody seems suspicious. And you can't watch long enough

to see them make the noise. So you gotta turn back and look forward. But you're so high all the time. Are you sure it wasn't you? I got bad news for you, Steph. Ten years later is when I started smoking weed. I saw that shit sober with a guy making a weird noise

behind me the entire time. This is just like get the Christy ending to the story. Sorry. The twist is, I wasn't high! You know, some gum crackers and knuckle poppers and stuff, they just don't realize they're doing it.

I'm a leg shaker. I'll make the whole room shake and then someone will just grab my knee and I'll be like, oh, okay. I love, that's the best way to stop that for sure. What's that?

You know, what's, yeah, if you just grab someone's jaw doing, stop. So glad you didn't wear pants. I,

I had the worst, uh, uh, real quick, I, experience where I, you know, did the thing where I was like i'm just

gonna fucking say something because this kid like or someone at in the movie the hurt locker which the hurt locker is besides the bombs entirely silent right there's no music it's such a quiet movie and so this person just kept like turning their phone on and turning it off and i just saw this fucking light at the corner of my eye like 10 rows down and I just god damn it I can't handle it and I finally was like I'm just gonna get up and I usually don't because I'm kind of tall and it's just like excuse me like ah you know but I went I was like I'm just gonna go over there and I got up and I saw something bigger catch the light and it was going up and going down going going up and going down, and completely silent. It was a couple, and they were fucking.

I just saw an ass just reflected in the light, and I'm just like, I can't. I can't say a thing. Much harder request. It was the ultimate, you're not coming over here. How far away were you? That's ballsy in a theater.

I was up. I was up. I was up there. It was one of those things where it was just, they had like one of those, one of those Samsungs came out that were like the size of a book. It was like that,

like this giant thing. Big ass. Big ass. Nice big ass. Nice juicy ass. Beautiful ass. But I guess young people fuck silently now.

They made no sound. Also, just finger and hand job. What are they, sick? Yeah, please. Oh, nobody else has fingered or hand jobbed in a movie theater. Don't judge me. What was the move? Lay down, lay down.

It's not sticky. Lay down. Just lay down. Much different noise. That poor girl. Sounds like Gak. Do you not want to hear my robot movie

yes yes sorry I did some thinking and I think I'm going to say the room because I think Tommy Wiseau's a robot

wow oh somebody back me up here that's fine there's no way that man isn't a robot with skin

just draped over his face that acting come on who's seen who's seen the room No way that man isn't a robot with skin just draped over his face. That acting? Come on. Who's seen the room? Okay. Not enough of you. That's it. No one backs me up.

Fuck all you guys. I'd never seen the room. You've never seen it? I saw it, but I saw it late, and everyone had their catchphrases they yelled, and when they showed him naked with the girls, someone yelled, why are you wearing a leather jumpsuit? And I laughed

for probably 20 minutes. See? I'm like someone's dad who's smoked weed for the first time in like a month like a year. I'm laughing so long

at that one. It is not skin. It is so ripped. It is not skin. That's fake skin. That's skin over a robot's body. That's why.

When you're that old and you like lift that, it's just bad. Oh, it's sick. He's a sick man. His robot name is Wizzo E. But those are three, or I should say two robot movies. And The Room. So that was a good session.

Oh. Hey, oh. Yeah, I thought the pun. That was good good session. Hey, oh! Yeah, I thought the pun. That was good. Tag everyone. Keep count. This is being recorded. Oh, no. When you said room, I was just like you were going to say

something about Brie Larson being like her acting being robotic or something, but she won an Oscar for that. For Room. Not The Room. Okay. I just like that you were brushing your locks.

Yeah. I was like, are you doing a Tommy Wiseau impression right now? What is this? I don't know what you saw. She won. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know how to do an impression of that guy. Why are you dressed like a mermaid?

Yeah. Well, thank you for all your recommendations. And people, if you haven't seen those films, go ahead and go check them out. And we're going to take our first break. And then when we come back, we're going to play some games. We'll be right back. Woo!

We're back. Thank you for bringing so many amazing name tags, but only three people could be chosen. Gareth is playing for J-W-N, John, John instead of Jaws of course Matt is playing for Elena Kondo instead of

Konda, Elena Konda instead of Anna Konda Wow, if your name had been Anna you would have been Anna and then and then Steph is playing for the Liz Lebowski Yes And then Steph is playing for the Liz Lebowski. Yes.

And it's an honor just to be played for, Liz. Don't get your hopes up too high. Oh, you're fucked. I'm sorry. You're not winning, but... Not even close. It's just fun to be chosen. Yeah. That better be your attitude

Yeah Yeah That's the attitude We're looking for Happy to be chosen Not chewing gum Alright so I still don't know

Who that is It's still bugging me I think it I mean You know I think it worked itself out I feel like they swallowed it They did their thing

What if it was the same person Who was behind you for the Dawn of the Dead who's just following you and distracting little ticks the whole time? That's a long prank. But funny.

At that point, funny. Worth it, yeah. Totally. I would appreciate it. It's a monk-like commitment. And only do it twice. The lunacy. What a halftime.

Fuck. All right, so from this point forward, we're going to play some games and no audience help. I know you get excited about helping out. What? Yeah. Not even me? That'd be so weird.

The whole audience and Steph against Matt and Gareth. I'm bad enough, man. Yeah, the audience, a lot of people, you'll see there's a tension in the room when they know the answer and you don't. Those eyes. It'll happen.

I'm good at reading lips. Yeah, yeah. And then they'll laugh if you say something. And then they'll laugh if you say something. Okay. All right. Okay. This first game we're going to play is called How Long Is It?

You might do good at this stuff. Okay. Because this is a game where I tell you about, I name a thing, you know, I tell you about a thing, and then each of you guess how long it is. And you're trying to attempt to not go over Price is Right style. And just each guess, starting with the same order we've been going in,

Gareth and Matt and then Steph, so you could even pull the prices right. Oh, I'm going to. I just bid a dollar. I'm going to. I mean, it's not money that we're talking about here. A dollar would be a bad one. But you'll get the idea.

How long is it? In years, how long was the amount of time between when Tom Hanks won back-to-back Oscars for Best Actor for Forrest Gump in Philadelphia? I mean, God, how I wish he was in a movie called Pittsburgh. So close. But I needed to play this game now. But I needed to play this game now. How long?

How many in years? How long was it before that had happened? Somebody won best actor two years in a row. Before that? How many years between the first time it happened and then when Tommy Hanks did it? Okay. Oh, Jesus. God, here we go.

Wow, this guy's jizzed up. Another robot down. Anytime they mention Tom Hanks, that robot shorts out. That robot loves Tom. We all sound insane on this one, probably, because the listeners did not hear that. It's just the thing fell over.

I don't do podcasts for the listeners, Doug. You've known that about me the whole time. You are about the live audience. I'm a live guy. You really are. That's why the career's where it's at. What do you think, Gareth? How many years?

Well, I'll say 32 years. Okay. I'm way off already. Well, I'm not right. Don't forget. Now you're acting like I know what I'm talking about. You really seem confident.

No, no. It's all bravado. It's not there. Okay, okay. Let's see what Matt thinks. How many years do you think went by? You know,

I think it was like a long time. I'm going to go 20 years. He said 30. 32. Two. Yeah. And then you're like, yeah, I think it was a long time. I'm going to go 20. That's insane. I'm going to go 20 years. He said 30. 32. Two. Yeah. And then you're like, yeah, I think it was a long time.

I'm going to go 20. That's insane. I'm going to go less. It's not insane. It's not insane. It's not great, but it's not insane. You're probably right. Is there like closest two wins?

What's that? If I get closer than them, do I win? Yeah, it's closest without going over. What I did was not smart. You can't go too crazy. In retrospect. Okay, 13. But without going over. What I did was not smart. You can't go too crazy. Okay, 13. But a fun bid.

Oh. I should have listened first. Do you watch Prices, right? Not really. Yeah. A fun bid would have just been to bid a dollar more than, you know, like a year more. How many did you say?

One. 13. She said 13. Lucky 13. All right, I'm writing it down. You're locked in. So Matt's 30. Lucky 13. All right. I'm writing it down. You're locked in. So Matt's 30. Yep, Matt's 32.

No, he's 20. Oh, wait. Gareth tried to switch. Oh, wait. What happened? The old switcheroo. I think we just call it a wash. Everyone gets it right.

Okay, so Gareth says a whopping 32 years. Matt says it had to be a lot. So he says 20. And then Steph undercutting everybody with 13. And the correct answer is 55 years. Jesus Christ. Crazy like a John. Fucking Spencer Tracy.

I knew. I knew it was him. One, two years. Great guy. Back to back. An unbelievable guy. Great knew it was him. Won two years. Great guy. Back to back. Unbelievable guy. Great actor in all those movies, he said. He won for Captain's Courageous and Boys Town.

Bingo. Boys Town. Which is one of my least favorite names for a movie. It's a great neighborhood in Chicago. It is. Very fun. It is? It's a gay neighborhood.

Yeah, that's what the movie's about. It's a gay neighborhood. Spencer Tracy. It was not about a gay neighborhood. Yeah, that's what the movie's about. It's a gay neighborhood. It was not about a gay neighborhood. I approve of that kind of Boys Town. This Boys Town was like... Just trying to figure things out. This was choir boys and I don't like

what was happening to them behind the scenes. Literally behind the scenes. Yeah. So congratulations, Gareth. You won the first game So you were smug You were fucking smug god damn it It was a risk That's what we did in Boys Town

You are a regular Captain Courageous Thank you Doug And you know what you win For that accomplishment that you just made You are a regular Captain Courageous. Thank you, Doug. Thank you. And you know what you win for that accomplishment that you just made? No. Did? You get to go first in the next game.

Oh, great. Is that an advantage? No. Maybe not. Yeah, I don't think it is. Yeah, it might not be. You might have screwed yourself with being so smart. Well, wait.

Being so clever. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. The next game we're going to play is a new one. Yeah. And I call it, Oh My. Sweet, sweet Takai.

I like it. It's called, Oh My. Because you have to guess. I'll tell you a movie title, and you have to tell me if it has a lion, a tiger, or a bear in it. Oh my. I thought it was going to be George Takai themed. Right? The twists just keep coming.

I'm not like M. Night and wait for the twist at the end I have them all the way through and this one is going to start with Gareth and then we switch the old order around a little bit and we'll go to Steph after Gareth and then to Matt

I'll name a movie and Gareth will guess whether it has lions, tigers or bears in it. Oh, my. And then if he gets it right, gets a point. If he misses, Steph gets to guess from two remaining answers. Oh, I like that. And if you miss it, Matt will get the gimme point in this first round.

But then things move around, because whenever somebody gets a point, we start with the next person on the next round. So it's anybody's game. And Gareth, are you ready? Yes, Doug. And it could be a movie with multiple, one of those animals or just the one. But not two different types of animals.

Like none of them have lion and tiger. Okay. So it's one specific answer. It's either lions, tigers, or bears. But it could be, I don't want to confuse anybody, animals like none of them have lion and tiger okay so he's one specific answer to your lions tigers or bears okay but it could be i don't want to confuse anybody it could be a singular animal or it could be a pack or whatever do we get an extra point if we know they say oh my in the movie um i wouldn't know that my extra point yeah why are you i would not know another thing to get wrong yeah you're like i don't know movies at, but I do know which ones they say, oh my.

So I could do good at that. All right, Gareth. All right. You're up first. Okay. And you need to tell me if it's got lions, tigers, or bears, a motion picture

called Napoleon and Samantha. Oh, fucking A. I've got a bad feeling about this one, Doug. I will say a bear. Bears. Let me just check.

Let me do a quick Mayim Bialik check on the answer before saying anything. Before saying no. Incorrect. I knew it. Steph, what did he say?

Bears. What does that leave? Tigers. Or? Lions. I'm going to say tigers. Which one do you want? Tigers.

I really tried to help you out there. No. Damn it! Come on! Fuck! I'm slow. Matt? Gotta give me a second.

It has happened. Really? Where a contestant doesn't remember what the other said. Oh. Yeah, but I wouldn't hold that against you. We'd repeat it if we had to. But yes, there's a lion in a movie called Napoleon and Samantha. It's a Disney movie.

And it's from a long time ago. 1982, is that it? No, 72. 1972. And it stars Johnny Whitaker and Jodie Foster as two people who befriend a lion. And they go on an adventure with this lion. Sure. Because they don't want the zoo or whatever to take the lion back. So they go off on a road trip with this lion.

Sure. And do you think the lion is Samantha or Napoleon? I think the lion's Samantha. It is neither. That is the name of the two children. The fucking lion that the movie is about doesn't even make the title. Some bullshit. Unless the lion's name was Ampersand, then that would have worked out in the lion's favor.

And a young Michael Douglas topped build in that movie. Oh, boy. As their adult friend, Danny. Nothing weird about that. Totally cool role he took there. Weird adult uncle. Yeah, I'll come with you kids. A lion, alright.

Can we smoke in front of it? I got the lion drunk. I went down on the lion. You lost him on that one. No, I felt their energy withdraw, for sure. I do it for the listeners at home, though.

Oh, they're dying. They love lion dicks. Yeah, they love a bit of bestiality. People have more room at home for rolling around on the floor laughing. Yeah, and they're going to need it. I will say though, I don't,

I would not, it's not cool to the lion but if you can go down on a lion and not get mauled, that's, there should be like some kind of a war.

Yeah, you got to throw the strike right away. I've never seen a lion's dick. Oh wow. Have I got a movie for you?

Oh. I've seen other animals but I've never seen. It's the tail. Yeah. Guy knows nothing about animals. It's wrapped around his head. That's a mane.

It starts with movies. All after we find out Steph doesn't know anything about anything. Yeah, yeah. Never seen a penis in my life. Does somebody want to show me? I'm okay. It gets weird. There's one right behind you. Oh, look. It's weird. It's weird. There's one right behind you.

Oh, my God. Look out. That's why. You're just not looking in the right place. I had a good laugh at that. All right. So round two,

we're back to Gareth starting us off. And the motion picture, some of these are easy. Sure. Maybe. Okay. Sure. You. Okay, sure. You might luck into one that you're very familiar with.

Thank you. This motion picture is called Roar. R-O-A-R. Roar. How dare you. Is that got a lion, a tiger, or a bear? You bastard. I mean...

I think it's a dog. Nice mean... I think it's a dog. Nice try, Doug. It's a dog. I, well, look. There's a red herring here. And I'm not going to fall for your little trick. Yeah? But if I...

But maybe it's not a trick. Maybe the trick is there's no trick. Well done, Benson. You've done it again. You brilliant bastard. I just got yelled at, not yelled at, but somebody on Twitter told me

I was incredibly lame because I did a game where it was the same answer the entire time, and the answer was neither. So this is a bunch of shit I made up, and somebody's like, that's so fucking lame. Let's play that game.

I'll be good at that game. That'd be amazing. Neither. I have fun, you know? Well, I want to say that it's a lion. That's really where my heart lies. But I just feel like that's too easy, Doug. So I'll say lion. Um, but, um, I just feel like that's too easy, Doug.

So, I'll say lion. Lion is correct! I couldn't live with the alternative. I want that question. No, you don't. You saw what I went through. I wouldn't bet money it was a bear. I was gonna go bear. You saw what I went through. I wouldn't have had money. It was a bear. I was going to go bear. I was very close to bear.

You know, they all roar, but I guess the lion is more associated specifically with the roar. Yes. The MGM lion and stuff. So you stuck to your guns on that, and I'm proud of you. Thanks, Doug. This movie was made in 1981, and Tippi Hedren, Noni Griffith's mother and Dakota Johnson's grandmother, really got into animal preservation and hanging out with lions and she owned a bunch of lions

and they're like, hey, we got lions. Let's make a lion movie where the entire film, everyone involved, in front of and behind the camera, is in danger of and behind the camera, is in danger of being mauled,

and they do. They do. Get mauled. Melanie Griffith got mauled on the fucking set. She was a teenager. She was like a little kid, and she's in this stupid movie with her dumb mother,

and she gets mauled. And everybody, like the list of injuries on the set that they kept going after these incidents kept happening. We must finish Roar.

And the movie is about how the lions are just acting up. So it's just like, the whole point. We'll use it, Melanie. We'll use it. Yeah, the whole point

is they're being attacked and scared constantly. It's the craziest out of everything. They do not take direction. The lions were method is what you're saying. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know. Hit your mark. She, yeah, yeah. So, you know. Hit your mark. She meant well or whatever. And, you know, thank God those birds pecked at her so much. Yeah. Because she deserved it. But anyway, Roar, if you want to watch like the most, it's so tense the entire time.

Because you know that just, there's some scenes where there's ten lions running around. Jesus Christ. It's so insane. Oh, my God. Yeah. And I saw it 40 years ago. One time. So that's how I remember it.

No, I saw it more recently because people know how nuts it is and that it's super fun to watch. We did a Benson movie interruption where we like talked the whole time. But most of the talk, he was like, Gah! No, no, no, no, no the talk he was like no no no no no

don't do that don't do that okay a lot of a lot of uh they're at least some of the cast is good at climbing up into a tree that's important you know but lions can climb no it's not great then it's actually worse if they get up there you're like well well, this terrain's worse. Jesus Christ. Now where do I go? We're both on the same branch. Alright, Gareth's on the board. Very exciting moment. Steph is up next. Steph, remember what I was saying earlier

about anything could happen? Yes. And some of these are easy? Yeah. Lion, tiger, or bear, or wizard of Oz? I know this one. Lion. Lion. You should have let her hang.

You should not have given her that validation so quickly. I mean. You don't hear the audience cheering on Jeopardy before Mally and Bionic says yes or no Everyone wants me on the board We gotta get on the board Well congratulations So easy

That movie of course features the cowardly king of the forest Good impression Hey Should I try out Bresson Hill? Yeah that's really good Really outdated impression. Great. We've replaced Bill Hader, finally.

I could just see you in front of Lord Michaels. This is... He's like... How did you get in here? Do you know what? I come in just fully dressed as that. No other impressions. I'm ready for you, Lord.

And then I walk in. This is I'm ready for you Lord This is the cowardly lion When do you think we're here? This is the cowardly lion I'll say it I'll finish this sentence eventually This is the cowardly lion Suffering from seasonal allergies Because also, the scene, you're doing an impression of him

after the scene where they fall asleep in the poppies, or when they fall asleep in the poppies, right? Because isn't that when he sneezes? Or does he just always sneeze? I think he's always kind of doing that. He's always just kind of... He's always futzing around in his face. Yeah, he's futzing around.

Yeah, yeah. Did you hear the story of the first guy who played the Tin Man? Died of the silver poisoning? No, but hospitalized. Oh. Jesus. So I didn't hear the story,

it turns out. Buddy Epson, hospitalized and then couldn't play the role. They had to recast it and shoot the movie and so he's just, he wasn't the Tin Man

just because he had a bad reaction to the makeup. Jesus. Oh, God. Yeah. That's a bummer. Did someone die in that movie? But then he became makeup. Jesus. Yeah. That's a bummer. Did someone die in that movie?

But then he became Barnaby Jones and that was on for a million years. The dude's fine. Yeah. Well. Jed Clampett's

going to be okay. Yeah. Yeah. Everything was about oil with him. Ooh. All right. We got a three-way tie in this match. It's all coming together.

We're back to Gareth again. Okay. All right. It's a motion picture. It's Matt. What's yours? What's yours? It's Matt, I said.

Why? Isn't that the order? Yeah, okay. All right, Matt. You're pretty good at this. Hey,

I'm good at something. I'm too easy going. Being a boss. I just want to see who's paying attention. Yeah. And it turns out it wasn't me.

Four dimensional chess, Doug. Okay, so yeah, we're, yeah, because it goes, Garrett, Okay, so yeah. Yeah, because it goes... Wait, who just got the point? I did. Right, and Matt went first on the previous round. Gareth did.

So it's back to Gareth. I don't understand how it works, but I'll just... Yeah, wait, what? Whatever you want, Doug. But he just got the roar one and I got this and this is to Matt. Right, you're treating it like Matt gets to go just because he didn't just get a point. Yeah. Whatever you want, Doug. But he just got the roar one, and I got this, and this is the Matt. Right. You're treating it like Matt gets to go just because he didn't just get a point.

But it goes on to the next person whose turn was supposed to be next. Oh. Oh. Is everybody else following this logic? Yeah. Oh, shut up. Yeah.

But let's go with Matt, though. Abandon you on that one. It is supposed to be Matt. It is supposed to be Matt. It is supposed to be Matt. Oh, what a twist. But people say to me all the time, who's this supposed to, they do that when I'm right.

So I get, I don't know what to do. And I have to stop and really go, well, now this time did I fuck it up? And in this case, I did. It's their fault. You did this. Yeah. Because, you know, we try switching the order around and stuff it up yeah and in this case i did it's their fault yeah you did this yeah because you know we try switching the order around and stuff to keep it you

know everybody has a chance all right matt the motion picture is called pray p-r-e-y ohy Yeah What do you think that is? It's a bear How do you know that? I love Prey Really? Yeah It's an awesome movie

Who's in it? I don't know any of the actors by name because they're either I believe Comanche Native American Native or French

Let me give you another shot at this Okay Didn't you say P-R-E-Y? P-R-E-Y. Yeah. But these assholes, they use the same titles these days. You're talking about something that just came out.

Yeah, I am. This is Prey from 2007. Oh. It's a different Prey. Okay. But in my head, I was like, this title seems weirdly familiar. Yeah. And that Prey movie you're talking about is awesome.

It's so good. It's really good, if you haven't seen that. I recommend, that's my robot movie that I recommend is Prey. Even though he just says technological shit, he's not really a robot. But we'll let it go. Was it Robot Bear in Prey? No, 2007 is Flying Cobra I have no

I'm going to go ahead and say I'm going to go with the tiger I feel like a tiger is the right one I just was so thrown off when you were Picking another animal that doesn't exist? Well, yeah, that doesn't help me Sorry But that's incorrect.

Okay. Oh. Glarith. Thank you for saying it that way. Glarith. Go ahead, Glarith. Glarith. Glarith.

Glarith. You, Glarith. Two syllables is not enough. You deserve more. I agree. I've been saying that for years. You deserve more, Glarith. Thank you, Doug.

That's very respectful uh well i'm going to say that it's a lion you are yeah that's correct okay it is i think i remember the movie now i don't yeah it was uh bridget moynihan and her two kids went to one of those things where you drive through oh yeah and uh the lion goes apeshit on her. What? He goes lion shit on her. Yeah. No, the ape goes lion shit on her.

That's worse. That's so rare. That's the term apes use. Wait, what do you mean ape shit? Jerry goes lion shit in here. You know lions are the crazy ones, right? We just eat bananas. We're not bananas.

We're vegan. You're up, Steph. I'm ready. Okay. Lions, tigers, or bears. The ghost and the darkness. Can we get another beverage for Matt Bronger? I'll also do a tequila soda. Ooh, tequila soda.

Soda, tequila soda. Oh, Tito's and soda. I don't know why I heard that other beverage. Bell's too hard for me, please. What's it called again? The ghost and the man? The ghost and the man. The ghost and the darkness.

That's how you feel about men. Hey, lay off! I like the ghost and the man. That's what my mom calls every horror movie. I'm doing well on Tinder out here, damn it. What's the movie with the ghost and the man? The ghost and the man. Fuck, I don't know. Poltergeist?

Mom. Heart condition? There's a man in it. There's a guy, there's a ghost. Come on, man. I don't know Poltergeist Mom Heart condition There's a man in it There's a guy There's a ghost Come on man I don't like those movies Now there's a fly in here

Come on son Okay the ghost of the man The ghost of the man Everybody wants to see this show I'm gonna say bear It's a really hot ticket Bear? Yeah

For Ghost in the Darkness Yeah it seems Oh no I can't tell by your reaction It's wrong Fuck God damn it No

Son of a bitch Sorry Who's next Matt? Yup I can tell by your reaction it's wrong. Fuck. God damn it. No. Son of a bitch. Sorry. Who's next, Matt? Yep. I think so. I think so. I remember the movie, and I know it's a big cat. I think...

Damn it. Oh, yeah, it's got to be a lion. It's got to be a lion. You're going lion? Yeah. That's a good sign. What is? Nothing, Mr. Benson.

That is correct. It was a lion. Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas again. Michael Douglas and lions. I had Douglas again. Michael Douglas and Lions. I had no idea. He loves eating pussy. Better.

I don't get applause. I don't get applause. I'm standing up for that one. Damn it. That was good. That was left field. Jesus Christ. That was left field.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Unbelievable. Thank you. Thank you. The you. Unbelievable. Thank you. Thank you. The dude just loves a big cat, Therenzita Jones. All right.

So who got that one, Matt? I don't know. It doesn't matter. I think I got it. Matt got that one. So this is quite exciting. This is exciting. All right, Gareth, you're up. Okay. Matt got that one. Jeff should get a point for that joke. This is exciting. All right, Gareth, you're up.

Okay. Here goes. Okay. Lion, tiger, or bear? Clarence the cross-eyed lion. Stop. Stop. Hold on.

Stop. What the heck? Let a guy noodle. That's Christ. That's two he's gotten now. Can I have the title again? Why do you think he's gotten it already? He has to answer. It has to be the right answer.

You better not. The next one better not be Lion King, man. I swear to God. What year was it made, please? Can you use it in a sentence? Does your mom like that movie, Lion King Man? please. Does your mom like that movie, Lion King Man?

The Ghost and the Lion King Man is one of my favorite films of all time. Oh, boy. It's about a little boy at a bus stop. No animals. Doug, I'll say that that's about a lion. That is correct. Don't.'t No fuck you You're the easy one

Come on Same team Come on It's for charity No matter what Is it? I don't know It's not

What? No it isn't My agent won't call me back Is that your eighth beer Gary? It was from 1965 And the publicity photos show I want to see this movie now so bad,

a lion wearing glasses. Like they glued glasses to a real lion's face or something. Jeez, eight men died for this press picture. That fucking lion was like, what? That poor prop master. Yeah, yeah. Come on, Don, do it prop master. Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck. Come on, Don, do it.

Oh, Jesus Christ. Make a move, Don. We want, now it's pretty close, but we want the part to go over the ear a little bit. You fucking kidding me? They had the lion looking at that thing when we tested his eyesight? Yeah. One or two.

One or two. One or two. One or two. Okay, what about now Do the third line again for us Hey go ahead Your turn Steph The motion picture is called

The Great Outdoors Don't look at that audience I have to Don't look for people doing impressions of specific animals although all three of those have similar moves I want to do it I am okay

bear bear bear bear bear bear is that your final answer? Yes. That is correct. Everyone feels so bad for me. They cheer so hard when I get anything right. The idiot got it.

Yeah. Give it to her. Well, Steph, you got on the board, but it was too little, too late. I know. I'm out. God damn it. Well, no, you're not out or anything. You're just going to play in the next game.

And we'll see how that one goes. Okay. But in the meantime, I think we got to call it for Gareth. Gareth won this game. Then why did we even do my question? What do you mean? Wasn't that a great feeling? It was good.

Yeah, you tied it up with Matt. Okay, good. Yeah, it's three to two to two, I think. It worked out pretty good. Yeah, three, four, five, six. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Okay.

All right. Congratulations to Gareth, and you win again the opportunity to be having to go first in this next game dad's home

yeah there was a yeah there was a loud door slam he hasn't chewed his gum in a while he's getting antsy

I just heard a I just heard a Sipo lighter open and shut I'm about to get whipped with a belt. All right, so we'll figure out what the heck's going on. We'll figure out what's going on with Dad,

and then we'll be right back. We'll be back after these messages. Right now, we're back! Thank you! Hot crowd! In more ways than one. So we are going to finish up today with a game that we often close the show with. And it's called Super Last Person Standing.

We'll get three names from audience members. And I like to force it. Every time I say go ahead and name an actor or an actress, people are like, Nicolas Cage, Arnold Schwarzenegger. We keep playing the same names all the time. Oh, you like those stuff? Alright, then I take it back. Never mind. But I'm always trying to get

people to name women, but then that makes it harder for everybody on stage because it's just how society apparently has worked that we all pay a little less attention to movie stars that are women. No. Yeah.

There's so many women up here. And those women know a lot of movies. Hey! I thought you meant like just like overused names, not women in general, like Arnold's, yeah,

like what about Scooter Weaver? There's names. Julia Roberts. Who? Julia Roberts. She's an excellent one. How many Julia Roberts movies do you think you could name? I don't count.

But also, it goes around and comes back to you, so you have time to think about it. You hear other titles. You hear things that might make you think of a sequel. There's lots of little traps along the way or helpful things. But you can go to the person whose lifeline you picked once. So you can get them to save your ass and keep you around for one more round. But Liz is panicking over here already.

No. She's already like, I don't know. over here already. No. She's already like, I don't know. But you can make it easier on yourself, Liz, because the three people

who were selected today who had their name tags chosen are going to pick the three names. Oh. Yeah. So... Tommy Wiseau.

No, no, no. Oh, sorry. Oh, oh. I mean, I've always kind of wanted one where it's just ridiculous how hard it is and it just sort of

falls apart immediately. But, well, so we got plenty of wanted one where it's just ridiculous how hard it is, and it just sort of falls apart immediately. But, well, so we've got plenty of time to play a game here. She's discussing it with her friend. Just do it. Julia Roberts, she's taking it. All right. Interesting. I like it.

I mean, it's always a good one. She's in a shit ton of movies I wish I said something else But that's good You get to prove I was proving I know women Oh fuck

I thought you said Julian Roberts He's great I don't know him He's great Gareth Who do you What do you

Who's your John over there John, of course Michael Keaton See, he still goes with the dude After I'm sitting here saying pick women But what about Michael Keaton Like John would pick a woman

What's a woman, right John? Yeah, right My man But come on, he eats so much John, please. John, John, John. Where's your name? Elena Conda.

Yes! Good one. I'm going to suck your clit after this. That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in! I'm in the game, baby! These are so loaded, I'm going to blank.

I'm going to blank so bad. I mean, I played out of seven. Three franchise players, man. Oh, my God. I mean, this is massive. Is anybody in a hurry to get out of here? Because this is going to take a second. Don't worry.

I will brain fart so hard on one of these. Yeah, but then you got the other two. So I think you'll be in pretty good shape. So Gareth won that one. And so we're going to reverse the order from that last game. So it's going to go Gareth, Matt, me, then Steph. Okay. And just a round like that until all three of you have lost to me.

Doug, we stay on our champion's name. No, that's what I was saying during the break. I wanted you to be clear that you get to say movies of all three names. All three names. So you can just go nuts and take all the Julie Roberts away from Steph, and she can take all the Michael Keaton away from you. No, no, I'm taking all Michael Keaton. Yeah.

I love that guy. Love that guy. Who was that? What was he in? All right, so... Yeah, literally. Gareth, start us off. Batman.

Yes. Nice. Julia Roberts. Yes. She's fantastic. She's great in Batman. Yes. So good. She's Vicki Vale's sister. Julia Roberts. Yes. She's fantastic. Just great in Batman. Yes. So good.

She's Vicki Vale's sister. So good. Denise Vale. So good. Why would she have such an unclever name? Vicki Vale is alliterative. That name is just what? That's why she's not fucking Batman.

Jesus. I love a Denise. Yeah. Female Dennis. Yeah. Lady Dennis. Madame Dennis. Yes.

Hello. All right. So thank God we got Batman out of the way. Go ahead, Matt. I'm going to go Mystic Pizza. You don't want to say Batman Returns because that's what I just said. Steph? Happy Gilmore. Yes.

51st date. Oh, you're taking a Sandman. I'm going to go The Ghost in the Darkness. You mean The Ghost and the Man. The Ghost and the Man. I'm out. Val Kimmerer was the man. I'm out. Val Cameron was the man.

I totally forgot about the whole Michael Douglas lion thing. So of course I'm going to take Napoleon and Samantha or Samantha and Napoleon rather. Nice. That's my answer. Oh no. Yeah, you're right.

Michael Douglas and Michael Keaton. I fucking confused them because of all the, we're still up here talking about cancer and pussy. So did I. We both did it. Yeah, you did Ghost in the Darkness. No, you're not out. You could be told your answer's wrong.

Okay, I thought you'd get an answer wrong. You're out. No, you got that answer so wrong, you changed it to a different actor. Good. You know what I mean? It's not like you thought one of those three actors was in that movie.

Yeah. You know what I mean? But then as soon as thought one of those three actors was in that movie. But then as soon as you did that, I was like, Michael Douglas, it's on. Come on! Are they both out? Are they both out? I'm going to start doing Andy Samberg movies next. That would be amazing, though.

The muck. Against all odds. Last person standing. Did you ever see Andy Samberg's Palm Springs? That Palm Springs movie? Yeah. Awesome.

So good. J.K. Simmons, man. Yeah. He's amazing in that. Okay, so. He should always do cocaine. Yeah. We all should.

Right? Yeah. So, Matt, all we need from you is a movie that hasn't been said yet for Sandler or... Julia Roberts or... Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton.

Whose real name is Michael Douglas and he picked Keaton when he got into SAG and now he's on strike. I think everybody's favorite movie here probably is Eat, Pray, Love. And so I'm going to throw that out there. You know, it changed our lives.

You know what's the funniest thing? I dipped out during Pray, and I still had a good experience. You know what I mean? I watched Eat, I took off for a little bit, came back, Pray, Love. Do you mean Pray with the bear or the lion? There's two Eat, Pray, Love. I forget which one. But you know, that's what a lion does

I forget which one it was It eats its prey And then it loves Where she got mauled That's what lions do I learned a lot Now it's time to love again Where's her face?

What did I miss? That's not a smoke Eat, pray, love Eat, pray, then love That's your answer, okay Alright My turn, my turn, my turn. Satisfaction.

Billy Madison. Pretty woman. Yeah, thank you. Hang on, hang on. Don't say yes or no to the answers. I'll handle that part. I'm going to go clean and sober. Yes.

So random. Very dramatic. Yeah. Very, very dramatic. So random. Very dramatic. Yeah. Very, very dramatic. That was his dark turn. Yeah. That was when he was like, oh, that guy was so funny. What happened?

Now things are really touch and go. Some movies in about hockey. Nice. Good work. Good work. Click. Yes. Jack and Jill.

Wow, you're a vicious player, Garrett. Mr. Fucking Mom. It's just so good. Somebody's talking. The guy got out of the freezer. You want a beer? It's 9 a.m. Scotch.

Okay. The guy got out of the freezer. You want a beer? It's 9 a.m. Scotch. Okay, I'm going to keep going early. Early, what's her name? Julia Roberts. Don't say that about the one woman. We said pretty woman already? Yeah. Well, what about runaway bride? Oh.

Multiplicity. Was that Keaton? Look at you! Look at you! Deep cut. Deep twist. In a very Adam Sandler Keaton movie.

I'll say Birdman. Good one. Great movie. Full title they want. It wasn't me. It was the audience. It's demanding it. Birdman.

The incredible weight of massive talent. Oh, man. Yeah, right? It's a tricky one. It's Birdman and the inevitable. Oh, God. You might have and like the inevitable. Oh God. The. You might have to pick something else.

All right. And the Justice League. And the. Jack Frost. Yes. Oh God. Damn it. When I pull my giant sweatshirt over my knees and drink my cocoa, I just love watching my best friend's wedding.

Oh. The moment I wake up. This guy in weddings, he's so gung-ho. Nice. I like how you work yours into a sentence. I know. I'm finding my lifeline.

God damn it. No, you're doing great, Adam Sandler. I know, I know, but now I'm like, did someone say Jack and Jill? Is that something? He did, yeah. Did you and Jill? Is that something? Yeah. Was that that? He did, yeah. Damn it.

Because he's fucking with you. Did you say also 50 First Dates? Yeah. Damn it. Okay, okay, okay. Can I go to my lifeline? You can. Is it too soon?

Don't call me. I told you I don't know movies. It's a little early, but I don't mind it. I don't hate it. I like going early because she'll have an answer probably. No. The Wedding Singer. The Wedding Singer. Fuck me. God damn it. I don't hate it. I like the one early because she'll have an answer probably. No. The Wedding Singer. The Wedding Singer.

God damn it. Knew that one. Right there for the taking. So good. Okay, I'm fine. Gareth. Erin Brockovich. Academy Award winning.

She won the Oscar for that one. Yes. Interesting. Well, I'm leaving. What was that? Are you sitting over there thinking about Adam Sandler movies still? No, because you're going to get another turn soon.

I know, I'm screwed. Why are you screwed? Because I really can't think of any more movies. I think you can. I'm really trying right now. screwed? Because I really can't think of any more movies. I think you can. I'm really trying right now. All right. Matt? This game's going late.

I think we're going to be on the night shift. Nice. Nice. Yeah. I did like you. We're all anxious to get out of here. I think we're all feeling the need for speed. Starring Aaron Paul and

Michael Keaton. In case anyone was wondering. Did he just say a line from Top Gun and he thinks he's playing the game? Fried green tomatoes. Why are you all encouraging that?

Julia Roberts isn't in that. She's not in that. Damn it. I cheated from the audience. They were all so excited for that answer. Well, I cheated and I got excited thinking I made a sly one. He fucked me over. Hey, look.

He fucked me. You cheated, but you almost got away with it. I cheated and I lost. You whispered that to her? Somebody whispered. I heard it. Oh, that guy. He's still saying it. You're saying look it up? Are you kidding me?

Do you know who you're talking to? You're thinking of Steel fucking Magnolias. Come on. Well, one of us could have said that, Doug. I had that in the fucking chamber. And yes, it was because of what she said. I can't be more sincere about this. Please do not talk to the guests on the stage

about answers and stuff. Like we're playing a game. I learned my lesson. You did? I learned. I cheated and I lost. I learned my lesson. Well, I'd say you didn't start the

cheating. So, I want you to still play. Okay. Yeah. How do I still play? You gotta have an answer. That's the problem. I don't have an answer. But you love Adam Sandler. I do, yes. You know his whole filmography. I don't know his whole filmography. I only know like three movies.

Just think of something. I'm trying. I know. It's hard. It's really, the pressure's on. But I need to explain. I really didn't watch movies growing up. Right.

So this is very, I'm like struggling right now. Right. You're like, right, I don't care. No, that does happen to people. That does. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's a true thing. But, you know, we still want you to play and have fun. I know, but I want to have people. That does, absolutely. That's a true thing.

But, you know, we still want you to play and have fun. I know, but I want to have fun. I can have fun. That's true. Can I comment on other people's? No, what happens is when you're out, I don't know if you've noticed yet, but there's a trap door.

Jesus Christ. There's a lion down there. Go ahead. Go ahead and hit the switch. Thanks for being here, Steph. I did my impression on the way out. I'll leave on a bang.

Our new SNL cast member. It's built on top of a bear nest. So we said... Let's recap Adam Sandler movies we've done already. We did all the main ones.

We did... No, we didn main ones we did no we didn't we did we didn't we did Wedding Singer we did Billy Madison we did Happy Gilmore we did Click so we're already

we're already missing movies he did before those and then give me a hint can I get hints are hints allowed well you know

well there was a hint it didn't work it was the wrong answer. God damn it. Yeah, that wasn't so much a hint as that was just a... No, no. She wasn't fried green tomatoes.

He just set her up. It's like the Berenstein Bears but with fried green tomatoes. All right, so... I don't want to hold up the game. I think, yeah. I'm out. I'm good.

I'm fine. You did great. I did better than I thought I would do. Yes. Thank you for someone who doesn't want to go there. All right, stop. I'm sorry. I'm fine. You did great. I did better than I thought I would do. Yes. Thank you for someone who's watched the movie. All right. Stop.

I'm sorry. Now I'll just comment on you guys. Okay. Don't give them any clues. I'd love to. I don't think she can. I wish it. I don't think so.

Shut up. You're hurting me. Shut up. Step on my shoulder. Ow. All right, it's back to you, Gareth.

Oh, well, I'll go, I'll take the Adam Sandler reins. I'll say Big Daddy. Yes. God damn it.

It's not to be rude. Is it, it's Punch Drunk Love? Yeah. Oh, fuck, I don't think of so many of them.

God damn it. Should we let her back in? Yeah. Yay. Little Mickey, back in? Yeah. Yay! Little Nikki! Little Nikki!

Yeah! All right, but it's my turn now. Okay. And I just want to take a moment to thank the bar staff and Bottle of Rock and Social Hall because, yes. Because, you know, we're doing a show. We're doing a podcast, so none of the drinks Social Hall. Because, yes. Because, you know, we're doing a show.

We're doing a podcast. So none of the drinks are blended. Oh, you son of a bitch. Wow. Wow. If it's back to me, I'm out again.

I'm out again. I'm out again. What? No, you got Little Nicky. Little Nicky, that was it. That's all you had was blended? That was it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blended? That was it. I'm back out again. I'm back out again. Okay. You know what? Every time you want back in, just say so. What an amazing...

We know I'm not going to win. You got a free pass. So what the fuck? You got a free pass to come back in. Okay. I'll say Beetlejuice. Not three times. No.

I like him, but I don't need him showing up now yeah no no he's in the freezer he doesn't know about these games we're playing he's just been running around grabbing people's tits yeah that hasn't aged great no it was a different haunting no but you know what though i mean i forget in the original movie does he like get come on to alec baldwin too gina and alec yeah he's because in the beetlejuice musical he come on to Alec Baldwin too? Gina and Alec? Yeah, he's very... Because in the Beetlejuice musical, he's fucking molesting both of them. Yeah. Like he's very bi. I like that that was the correction.

He's so quite bi. After Me Too, he's gotta grab a pecker. Yeah. It's not molesting of his everybody. No, it's true. Yeah. I've said that at a barbecue. It's still not as good as molesting no one, Steph. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That sucks.

I don't see that version. Not as good. Whose turn is it? Mine and Pelican Brief. Oh. You devil. How? God.

I'm older than you guys. Wow. Wow. You've also just lived a different life. You're so fancy. It's like you're from Notting Hill or something. You bastard. Good work. Good work.

Bad news. Uh-oh. It's your turn. I'm out again. I'm back out again. I'll come in. Yeah, if she thinks you're one, she'll come back in. Great. I love that policy we have. Plays by your own rules. Well, I'll say the at some point. Yeah, if she thinks her wine, she'll come back in. That's great. I love that policy we have. Plays by her own rules. Well, I'll say the water boy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, fuck. Did we say little Nikki? Yes. That was the one she was excited to get back in. That was your big comeback. Okay. Damn it to hell.

I should be out because I said the thing that already happened. No, that's okay. Okay. I'll say the bear. I'm kidding. Some guy just yelled out a title from the back. Did he just walk in? I think he said...

I know what he said. Shut up! That guy should move. He's been driving it crazy. I don't like his shorts. I can see his labia. Why? Does he have one?

I'm going to go for the lame but the flash. Oh, yeah, Keaton. Did we say Mr. Deeds yet? No. No. Okay, then I will. Good job. Really?

I had a feeling you would after that question. Interesting, Benson. Yeah, I'm pretty predictable. Yeah, that was pretty good. I'll say The Longest Yard. Oh. Very good. The Other Guys.

Who that is? Keaton as the chief. Oh, right. Delicious. Get out there, be safe. Don't go chasing the waterfalls. Yeah, it's best. Another TLC reference?

Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. So dumb, so funny. Gotta gather. Gotta creep. Gotta creep. Work hard. I don't want no scrubs.

Chief. I keep getting so close to saying my next answer. Sorry. Somebody put a lot of money in the riff machine. I'm sorry, buddy. No, because in my head, I'm just wishing you were out of sight. Gareth?

I think I know one again. Yay! Wait, did someone say Waterboy? Yeah. Never mind, I don't. Still, it was fun to have you come back. I thought of one when that guy said it. I got excited.

As soon as he said it, I was like, oh yeah, that one, I'll say that one. No, no, no. Wait, who's an out of sight? Huh? Michael Keaton. Oh, he is? Yes.

Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, right right he's right yeah terrible boy yeah right right he didn't even know they were filming fun fact yeah oh boy did we say happy Gilmore yeah yeah we did yeah I find that we did that one I just wanted to take a look at that one out. We got that one out of the way early. And we said Billy Madison too, obviously. Yeah, obviously we did that. I'll go with, I think it's called The Founder?

Yeah. McDonald's. Yeah. Ray Kroc. Not a good movie, but I saw it. Yeah, wasn't that good? No, the whole scene where they're reorganizing. Yeah, not great.

Matt? I think it's called, it was awful, The Ridiculous Six. Is that right? Yeah. Was that it? Yep. That's what it's called? Moodily Terrible?

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's a whole can of worms when you get into, he's made like at least six movies for Netflix. Yeah. Many of the titles of which I don't know yeah so I'm gonna circle back to Keaton

who interestingly played the same character he played in Out of Sight in Jackie Brown oh yeah he did didn't he same name same characters

same everything but different movies different directors but both based on Elmore Leonard books you got one Steph no I'm still out back to Gareth movies, different directors, but both based on Elmore Leonard books. You got one, Steph? No, I'm still out.

Back to Gareth. We'll come back to you. Steph's out in the field, we're back to Gareth in the studio. Thanks, Doug. Wish he had an update, but I'll go with Ocean's Eleven.

Now we're talking Matt Do it Matt Give me a ball Run with it Ocean's Thirteen That ball just Deflated She's not in it?

Well What's Ocean's Eleven Right Then what? Ocean's Twelve Yeah you said thirteen I know.

You skipped over to the one she's not in. Really? Yes. I thought she wasn't in 12. She's in 12. Fuck me. Oh. That's my time, everybody.

Do you have another one real quick? No. All right, so it's back to me. But thanks for playing, Matt. You did great. Hey, thanks for having me. It's down to me and Gareth. You still got some in the chamber?

I don't want to reveal what I do or don't have right now. That's fair. That's fair. I like that approach. But let's see. What's that? Oh, yeah, that's right. That's a good point.

Oh, coming from the cheater that gave me the wrong answer? Yeah, that fucking guy. I'm listening to him. Oh, he's still talking. He's still saying things out loud. See, the listeners can't hear what you're saying. He's not even looking at me. Listeners can't hear what you're saying, so please stop saying things.

All right, Matt. Who's your lifeline? Elena. Yeah. Wait. I thought we did go to her. We didn't? No, we didn't. I haven't used mine. If someone else went to my lifeline, cool. I just swear we said her name just recently, but I

made it for another reason. Uncut Gems. Uncut Gems! I was trying to remember the name. Uncut Gems! Good! Yeah. Uncut Gems. Uncut Gems. I was trying to remember the name.

Uncut Gems. Good. Yeah. Murder Mystery. Mm. Mm-hmm. Wow. Damn it.

Yeah. Uncut Gems was great. Yeah. John, you got something? Cool. John? Spanglish. Spang john uh spanglish spanglish john that's what the guy in the very back yelled out oh he did maybe he was just answering a question maybe somebody asked him what his favorite language is or something yeah just was a timing thing yeah yeah but spanglish okay all right turn. The cobbler.

That great movie about shoemaking. Yeah. Yeah. I got another one. You ready? Yeah. Pixels. You bastard. You son of a bitch. Do you want more? Yeah. Keep going, Doug. Murder mystery two. My fetish. But you lasted the longest. Gareth is our winner!

Yeah! You did it. Thank you. You want to give the bag to the lifeline person? There you go, John. Come on up, John. All right, come here, John. Don't throw it.

Don't throw it. I've had a beer. Let's not. It's not molesting if you touch everyone. It's full of hand weights and John. Don't throw it. Don't throw it. We're not hockey. I've had a beer. Let's not. Be careful with it. It's not molesting if you touch everyone. It's full of hand weights and knives. Don't throw it. Hey. Look at him.

Congrats. Look at him. All right, Gareth Reynolds, what would you like to promote? You get to go first. Do your plugs. Oh, gosh. I'll be on tour You get to go first. Do your plugs. Oh, gosh. I'll be on tour.

You can go to garethreynolds.com. Listen to the Dollar Podcast and follow me on social media at Reynolds Gareth. And go get an animal. Go get an animal from the pound. They're overwhelmed. What's that? Go buy animals. Get them from the pound.

Oh. Specifically lions. What are you? You're a regular Bob Berker over there. And do not spare neuter them. I want to see those things birthing. And if you do neuter them, mail me the balls. What?

I'm drunk. That took a turn. Took a real turn. Have your pet spayed or neutered. Go to my website. I do it from a turn. I took a real turn. Have your pet spade or neuter. Go to my website. I do it from a van. You're going to be too hammered for your set tonight, buddy. That's going to be some show tonight.

All vowels. Steph Toled, you're a delight. Yes. Thank you. You came down here, you showed a bunch of nice people your vagina. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Classic me. And what would you like to promote? Follow me on

Instagram at Steph Tolove. I've got a big tour coming out called Filth Queen. I'm going all over the place. And listen to my podcast, StephTolove. I've got a big tour coming up called Filth Queen. I'm going all over the place and listen to my podcast, Steph Infection. Thank you. You guys all should do it. You've fast done it. Fast done it.

I did it, yeah. We talked about the girl going to do it. Oh my God, Matt had the funniest story on it. You've got to listen to that episode. And your Twitter name

is Step Toilet? Yeah, I Googled myself once on Wikipedia and it said, did you mean Step Toilet? And, I Googled myself once on Wikipedia and it said, did you mean Step Toilet? And I was like, yes, I did. Yes, I did.

Yes, I did. Yeah, I'm a toilet. Yep. But don't follow that. Follow my Instagram. That's stupid. I don't tweet. Oh, you don't tweet?

I do videos. What about threads on Instagram? Are you doing that? I hate that shit. Go on Instagram. What the fuck are we doing? It's stupid. Instagram is just like, let's fucking do Twitter over here

since it's going so badly over there. I also bought a dog, so I'm so sorry. Oh, no. That's good. Oh, no. I mean, yeah, you know. She's a golden retriever.

Well, I love that. Okay. Everybody hates me so much right now. What did you, how do you reconcile that? Like, do you just... Is it neutered? I don't care.

She's neutered and she's so fucking cute. I don't give a shit. All right. But like you went into like a pet store? No, do you just... Is it neutered? I don't care. She's neutered and she's so fucking cute. I don't give a shit. All right. But like you went into like a pet store? No, no, no. I went to like

a family breeder. It was a single mom of four boys. So does that make you feel better? Gosh. She needed that money to feed those kids.

She did need that money. And to neuter them. Yeah. If you want the dog on spade, I also do that. Okay. I return the birthing possibility.

I really lost the gravity of my golden retriever. Every individual organism needs love. Even those of us with incredible genetics. I was born without a chin. It's a joke. But the gams. Oh, the gams. Oh, those gams.

You're welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Wow, look at those things. Is he neutered? We can almost see. I am neutered. I am. Some people like a gun show, but this has been a real leg show. Yeah, a game show, yeah.

Cut these off. Oh, stop. Join us. Sniffity-snap. If I did, you'd see the shaft right now Because I'm showing Red Rocket Matt, I love him I'm showing

Bottle Rocket Not Red Rocket I love that That's how you talked about your boner Honey, I'm showing Well, it's now or never I'm fully showing Don't say that

Don't Just say you have an erection Let's move Matt Bronger Promote yourself Oh, just go you have an erection. Let's move. Matt Bronger, promote yourself. Oh, just go to mattbronger.com. I have shows coming up all over the place. Scaled back because I have a baby girl,

but I'm still going all over the place. And Doug is still on YouTube if you want to catch my special. So, yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Named after. Not this Doug. A terrible Doug. Yeah. Named after... Not this Doug.

A terrible Doug. It's not named after me, but why do we have to say those things out loud? I like to pretend you named your special after me, and so did Hannah Gadsby. She did Douglas. Right. Yeah, and so I've got two specials out there

that I had nothing to do with, and I'm very proud of both of them. I'm doing stand-up at levity live in Oxnard California on Thursday July 27th with my friends Amy Miller and Alex Hooper it's gonna be a great show and I just want to say thank the WDVE Comedy Festival. Randy Bauman and Bill Crawford. Let's hear it for this great new venue, the Bottle Rocket Social Hall. Great spot to just chill and have a nice beer.

I've been enjoying, if you haven't had it, it's just so refreshing. This is a mango cart wheat ale. It's really, it's all over. It's suddenly showed, you know how beers will suddenly just show up at bars everywhere? Like we found this beer

and we liked it and then suddenly it's on tap everywhere. And it's been very exciting. It's a very exciting life. And one more time for my guests, Steph Tolev! Hooray! Gareth Reynolds!

Matt Brogner! As always, oh, NTM, there's no place like home.