Doug Loves Movies - Matt Mira Vs. San Diego
Episode Date: July 19, 2013Matt Mira plays the Leonard Maltin Game against audience members at the American Comedy Co. in San Diego, CA.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at h...ttps://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug Loves Movies! I did a stand-up show with special guests. Brian Posehn was there.
He's doing two shows there tonight, I believe.
So go see him if you're not already planning to see Patton Oswalt or the Nerdist taping.
And speaking of Nerdist, Matt Myra was also there.
And he played the Leonard Maltin game against audience members.
And I will share the audio of that with you in just moments.
During said stand-up show, I ate one quarter of a medicated cupcake that was given to me by a nice lady named Cindy.
How could she know I don't like walnuts?
The next night, I got to go to the World's End Party
at the Hard Rock Hotel in downtown Sandy D.
I cannot wait until you guys see Edgar Wright's new movie, the final
chapter of the Cornetto Trilogy. I loved it, and I can't wait to see it again myself. And
at the party, I got a renewed pledge from Edgar and Simon Pegg and my new best friend
Nick Frost that they will be doing Douglas movies together sometime soon. Yesterday I flew
here to ATL because
today I'm going to see 311
in Cypress Hill and I am
psyched! Who's got the herb?
Tomorrow's Douglas movies at
the Punchline in Atlanta is sold
out and I tried to get great
guests who are in Atlanta making awesome movies
and TV shows but my
timing is shitty because they're all
at Comic-Con.
But I do have some great
funny friends who are going to come by
and we're going to have
a wonderful time in the zombie barn.
And don't say
why didn't you get Cypress Hill or the
311 dudes because their
Unity Tour has to move on to another city.
Speaking of other cities st louis
we're bringing dining with doug and karen and douglow's movies to the firebird on september
14th separate admission for both but uh come to both if you like to eat and if you like movies
milwaukee i'm doing stand-up at the turner hall ballroom on on Sunday, September 15th. And Ontario, California, come see me do stand up with my palm striking friend,
Graham Elwood, this Wednesday, July 24th at the Improv at Ontario Mills Mall.
Maybe Paul Blart will do a guest set.
And now, Leonard Maldon game from San Diego.
Enjoy.
Hey, everybody. It's San Diego Comedy American.
Oh shit, it's kicking in.
You can put that high off of the podcast.
American Comedy Company is where we're at.
Let's play the Letter Malt game!
Does anybody in the audience feel like they could challenge that horror?
Whoa, that was very aggressive.
Yeah, it was weird.
Do you like food that has weed in it?
Sure!
Because that's the prize tonight.
I'm going to keep the one I ate part of, but I'll give you this other one.
This guy looks way straight edge. I don't care.
You're going to make me do push-ups later.
I love how I say to the audience, like, can we just skip the letterball game?
They're like, no, do it! And then, like, now, none of them have name tags.
Whoa, you have name tags! Oh my god!
No!
Because the guy you played for worked here this evening.
Break it up, break it up.
I don't want to see the shit in shit, I gotta hide it. Alright.
Uh, we play for Wynonna.
Woo!
We wanna head to Lance Bass and Joey Fatone.
Just jumping.
You guys, you're playing against the person you got against.
Oh, come on, you wanna play?
You wanna play?
Yeah. Yeah, okay, where You wanna play? You wanna play?
Yeah.
Come on, get up here.
You guys share that microphone and knock that mirror over.
And, uh...
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know that.
I just wanna say I share...
At your Death Loves Movies, I sat with Leonard Walton's wife, and she told us to boo.
She told you that?
That's why you were booing?
You're not booing!
I told you to boo because when Leonard Walton came out, she wanted us all to boo.
I'm not booing.
I'm not booing.
I'm not booing.
I'm not booing.
I'm not booing.
I'm not booing.
I'm not booing.
I'm not booing. I'm not booing. I'm not booing. I'm not booing She told you to boo? That's why you were booing?
You didn't boo?
I told you to boo because when Leonard Walton came out, she wanted us all to boo.
Which I did hear some booing, and I thought it was from something Sam Levine did.
And I was like, why are they booing?
Leonard Walton's wife told you to boo him when it came out.
And you did.
Because who could deny Leonard Walton's wife?
She's adorable. Yeah. The whole family was here. And you did. Because who could deny Leonard Maltin's wife? She's adorable.
Yeah.
The whole family was here.
It was great.
I mean, not the whole...
I think there's other people
in the family.
The wife and the daughter
were here.
All right.
So we're going to play
one round of
Leonard Maltin game.
I'm sorry,
what's your name again?
Winona.
Is that on that thing?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because it's supposed
to be an intake. Okay, you wrote that on that thing? Yeah! Okay, because it's supposed to be a name tag.
Okay, you wrote it on there next to Lance Bass.
Favorite.
He's your favorite?
No.
Okay.
Wait, now that makes me think you have a favorite.
Who is your favorite?
Is Justin Cumlae the same?
Yeah.
Okay, yes it is.
Safe answer?
Chris Kirkpatrick.
Yeah, there's probably not a lot of people there. It would have been J.C. Chazelle, but that's just me.
Chazelle?
Whatever.
Okay, Winona gets a big category.
Would you like
This Isn't the End,
that's movies where a scene happens after the credits,
or would you like edible fundies?
And that's movies that are comedies, but they have food in the title.
Or would you like...
State your name and occupation?
And that's movies where the title is a name and an occupation
there's a few of those
Which one?
A gentleman has requested this is the end category or this isn't the end?
I don't want to be a dick but since we have edibles, edible fundies
Edible fundies, alright
You're not being a dick
I mean, perfect.
Yeah.
This movie is from 2006.
Don't yell out anything if you think you know it.
This is just between Winona and Matt.
2006, two and a half stars from Leonard.
He calls this movie extremely offbeat.
And he also says that the lead actor in the movie also co-produced it.
What was the year again, sir?
2006.
Okay.
And he says that the movie just doesn't
gel as one might like.
It doesn't gel.
But two and a half stars.
And he names
eight cast members.
How many names do you think you need to name it, Winona?
Uh, seven.
Seven. I like that.
Uh, seven.
Pretty good opening bid.
I'll go five. Just say five names.
I'll go with four.
I'm gonna go ahead and say, name that movie. I'll go with four. Yeah.
I'm going to go ahead and say, name that movie.
Ooh.
All right, all right, all right.
Now, first of all, just to take a little of the pressure off of you,
you win no matter what.
Yeah, because I'm ready to start the meeting great.
And your four names are Richard Montoya,
Peter Stormare,
Laurel Sartrand,
now that is,
and a recent guest on some of those movies,
Moises Arias,
who was also featured on Hannah Montana.
That's all I know him from.
And he's in this movie that's out this summer called Kings of Summer.
But what do you think the movie is?
It's got food in the title.
And it's a comedy.
Dude, right?
It's not a movie?
Foodie!
Foodie!
Hilarious movie, Foodie.
Food 8. Food 8.
Hilarious movie, Food 8.
I think that's about how scary and horrible food is.
I'm drunk inside.
No, you're doing a great job.
The rest of the names are Troy Gentile, Hector Jimenez,
Ana de la Ribera,
and then the lead actor in the movie is named Jack Black.
And it's called...
Nacho Libre!
Nacho Libre!
But here, you win anyway.
Oh my God!
Just need a quarter of that.
And there's walnuts in it.
And thank you, Cindy, for bringing those edible fundies.
And thank you Matt and Myra for playing!
And if I could please, um...
I love the enthusiasm.
You threw the music on.
We'll take care of that in post,
but thank you.
And as always,
who wants to give me a shithead to say?
The Comic-Con badge sales process.
Oh, I like it.
The Comic-Con, as always, the Comic-Con badge sales process. Oh, I like it. The Comic-Con, as always,
the Comic-Con badge sales process
is a shithead.
I just said,
you do not need to play it.
I meant that all.
Not that the timing was off.
That I've never asked you to play it.
And you had enthusiasm for doing so
but I don't actually want that
but thank you
now it's time for Doug to watch another
talkie
eyes of gold his viewing prowess makes him
cocky there's no room
in his heart for you
cause Doug loves
movies