Doug Loves Movies - Michael Blieden Guests

Episode Date: October 22, 2006

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Wow, what a fantastic, wonderful turnout. I'm excited that you guys are here, honestly. It's really nice for people to show up. Welcome to Doug Benson's I Love Movies here at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles. That theme song was by a hard and firm and very talented pair of dudes that write songs that gnaw to the center of your brain.
Starting point is 00:00:47 And that was one of them, my theme song. And they do a lot of great shows here at UCB, so check out UCB at UCBtheater.com. And theater is spelled R-E because it's fancy. because it's fancy. And before I bring out my guests for today, I just want to say that I'm working on a film project that you can see the cameras floating around here in the theater. Basically, the premise of the movie is, you know Super Size Me where that guy ate McDonald's for 30 days
Starting point is 00:01:22 and filmed himself and called it a movie? guy at McDonald's for 30 days and filmed himself and called it a movie. Well, I'm going to smoke, I am smoking pot for 30 days and filming it. And my movie's called Super High Me. Super
Starting point is 00:01:35 High Me. You have to say high me far enough apart so it doesn't sound like super high me, which sounds like a really great Jewish fellow named high me so it's going to be called super high me and uh we're really making it and this is day 21 of uh for me of uh smoking pot all day every day and uh it's going great um you know i mean the podcast will start when you click on it,
Starting point is 00:02:08 but you may have noticed tonight that this show was extremely punctual in its start. So I appreciate that you guys got here on time for us to start on time. And that said, I'll bring out our guest. I just want to be up front about being super high right now because you know I think it's fair I think it's the fair way to go I think I could have tricked you
Starting point is 00:02:32 I think I could have gotten through the entire show without you ever going oh there's something wrong with Doug but that's because I'm usually high alright let's bring out my guest today on I Love Movies is the co-writer and star of Melvin Goes to Dinner, an indie movie that is awesome. If you want to
Starting point is 00:02:50 check it out, it's available on DVD. He's the director of the movie and TV versions of The Comedians of Comedy and the director of Super High Me. Please welcome a man who's very sick of looking at my face, Michael Blyden, everybody.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Please give it up for Michael. Mikey B. in the heezy. Hey, buddy. Hi. It seems wrong. It seems wrong that I would be doing this with you now. Suddenly, you know, the idea that I would be taking part in this. Really?
Starting point is 00:03:22 Yeah, yeah. That you're a guest on my podcast while directing a movie that's filming this podcast? Yeah, it seems weird. All right. It seems like it violates something. All right. I mean, I'll go along. Well, you know, you kind of blew my surprise, but at the end of the show, I was going to violate something.
Starting point is 00:03:38 And now it's out in the open, so you won't be like, hey, where'd that come from? You'll be more like, oh, I saw that coming, but I still don't like it. So don't look at my notes. That's not fair. I have notes because it's a podcast. So screw the live audience. I'm going to sit here and stare at this piece of paper. But we're one of the better
Starting point is 00:03:59 live audiences in Los Angeles. We're in Los Angeles, so any live audience you know, we're in Los Angeles, so any live audience is really, really exciting. So thank you guys for coming. You're creeping me out a little bit. First you got the violating thing and now you're like really leaning in.
Starting point is 00:04:15 I guess I'm leaning in too. We gotta lean into it and yet somehow do it in a manly way where it doesn't look like we're about to kiss. That's really important to me, is to not look like we're about to kiss. That's really important to me, is to not look like we're about to kiss. Movies. We're here to talk about movies. You direct them. You've been in
Starting point is 00:04:31 some. What do you like? Have you seen anything lately? Have you been too busy making super high me? I watched a couple things while we were traveling. District 13 is a French action movie, and it was great. It was great.
Starting point is 00:04:50 You know, just great stunts. Like a guy actually jumping off a building from one balcony to another. But, you know, you know he's really doing it. And it was phenomenal. It got me way more than, you know, some composited thing where you can tell that it's several layers and that it's a guy jumping onto a wrestling mat. And then they throw it in.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Right. You can tell they're doing the stunts. The stunt choreography is amazing. And the plot is so dumb, but you're honestly like, yeah, get to the next run-in and jump-in sequence. When he jumps from one balcony to the other, does he scream,
Starting point is 00:05:24 Merd! And then it says, subtitle at the bottom, neat. You're just saying that. He doesn't do it. No, he doesn't. So you're just... I don't have a topper
Starting point is 00:05:42 for what he does say. That's a problem. No, he does say Sacre Bleu. Would have been a a topper for it, for what he does say. That's a problem. No, he does say Sacrebleu. Would have been a good topper. Let me think of some more. What else would have been a good one that I couldn't think of? I'm French. J'écris en français.
Starting point is 00:06:02 That's I'm yelling in French. He'd yell I'm yelling in French. J'écris en français. That's I'm yelling in French. He'd yell I'm yelling in French. J'écris en français. Did you see that guy jump from one balcony to another? Yeah, but who cares about that? He yelled j'écris en français. That's the crazy part. What else have you seen?
Starting point is 00:06:21 I'm here with Michael Blyden, director, actor, comedian. I did see something else. I'm blanking on what it was. You can't remember what it was? Yeah. Oh, you know what? I watched March of the Penguins and Step Into Liquid. You know, just the big documentaries from last year.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Right. I hadn't seen them. All the water-themed. Yeah, yeah. I watched them both on one plane ride. Oh, wow. It would be fun to switch back and forth on the tracks and just pretend that the penguins are having a happy surf holiday occasionally.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Why does it have to all be winter and despair and babies? No, it doesn't have to be that. It doesn't have to be that. Wow, so you had your own little two-film documentary fest. Yeah, well, doing... Which one got the palm to oar in your documentary festival? I can tell you the documentary, you know, because of what you and I are doing,
Starting point is 00:07:19 you kind of, because I started working in documentaries, I started trying to watch more of them. So it's like, you know, the best documentary on some levels has to be Grey Gardens. And it seems like kind of nerd, you know, like such a predictable thing to say or such a, it's either like stereotypically eclectic or, you know, you feel like you sound like, you know,
Starting point is 00:07:38 like that guy for saying that you love that movie. You know what I'm saying? I'm self-conscious about it, but I really do love it. I feel like it's like Cassavetes, saying? I'm self-conscious about it, but I really do love it. I feel like it's like Cassavetes, too. I'm not a student of film, so then suddenly you start being into the things that film students are supposed to learn about, and then you like them, and
Starting point is 00:07:54 you, you know, it sounds lame, but it's true. Yeah, I couldn't follow any of it, but I heard Cassavetes in there. That one always throws me for a loop. Do you ever watch it? I've seen a lot of Cassavetes in there. That one always throws me for a loop. Do you ever watch it? Because I've seen a lot of Cassavetes, and I don't particularly get it. I mean, maybe I should watch even more now,
Starting point is 00:08:16 because it seems like he was just way ahead of his time. A lot of things have kind of come along. Like, reality TV is almost like what his movies were like, right? I mean, you know, with the handheld cameras and the, you know, kind of like soapy plot lines. It's hard to say because I'm not that good at criticism, to be honest. Did you just love everything? I did. When I was in high school, I loved everything. I remember saying that good at criticism, to be honest. Did you just love everything? I did. When I was in high school, I loved everything.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I remember saying that to friends. I have no critical faculties. I love every movie. I was just always happy seeing it. Why couldn't we talk about this before you came on to direct this movie that I'm getting so high for? I did develop it. That would be great. Anytime you sit down with somebody.
Starting point is 00:09:06 I have no taste. I have no opinions about movies. I think they're great. As long as shit's moving around, I'm happy. If things get very still, I'm upset. You're looking at me like you're like you're filming the scene i know i can't get out i can't get out of that mode where i just am you know i want to hear the thing that you're going to say and it's such a it's such a process being a you know uh directing a documentary with you is so
Starting point is 00:09:38 much about um you know it's so much about uh, suppressing your own ego in the moment and just becoming a, a watcher. You're just a witness to everything. And so you, you cease to, you, you're not trying to express yourself in, in the life that you're experiencing. So you just let everyone else talk most of the time. And then sometimes your ego sort of overcompensates when you, you know, like when you, when you're then alone, you talk too much. Well, you know how it's funny you should mention that because you know how when we interview people about medical marijuana and such things, that's what their answers are like. Very long and very dangerously close to not getting to a point.
Starting point is 00:10:22 But you made it, though. Yeah, I had a thesis. You got there. You worked it through. I had a thesis. You got there. You worked it through. I had a thesis for it. You made it happen. But that's what we've been listening to a lot. We've been talking to a lot of people involved in the marijuana cause.
Starting point is 00:10:34 And it's maddening. It's maddening to sit there and listen to them. It's just maddening. I can't. We met the dude that inspired the dude in Big Lebowski today. And I couldn't figure out a way to ask him it. I wanted to just kind of imply, you know, but the thing they didn't base on you was that Jeff Bridges didn't talk constantly
Starting point is 00:11:00 and never let anyone else speak. I mean, that's the attribute that the Coen brothers went, we don't need to put that in there. We can make him really awesome. And the guy was really super nice, but really... And so knowledgeable. He really enjoyed talking, and quite knowledgeable. And quite knowledgeable.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Like, here's all the knowledge I have. And the problem was that in the coverage, Brandon had Jeff Dowd, and I had you. So for an hour and a half, I was just filming this. Yeah, me just listening. And then he's going, you're the dude. Yeah. No, there's really hardly anything more sobering than listening to him talk.
Starting point is 00:11:40 And there's been hundreds of hours of it. Hundreds of hours of just witnessing just tedium. I mean, it's such a weird thing, and yet I haven't really gotten that impatient with it. It's only in reflecting about it. No, you're good. You're certainly more patient with them than I am. I just kind of get, you know, I'm just like, because oftentimes some of these speeches just end with somebody lighting up a joint, and I'm just like, get to the ceremonial part, pass the talking part,
Starting point is 00:12:13 which we can't do here. This has to be all talking. So let's talk about some more movies. But that was awesome, whatever it was you were just talking about. So movies that have kind of been out lately, you haven't been out to the theater because you've been talking about. So movies that have kind of been out lately, you haven't been out to the theater because you've been too busy shooting. No, I haven't. I haven't been out to the theater.
Starting point is 00:12:31 The only movie I saw with you, it was with you with Snakes on a Plane. Yeah, we saw Snakes on a Plane together, which was like... People like to say that, oh, you didn't like Snakes on the Plane because you went in with the wrong attitude. Don't you think we totally went in with a winning
Starting point is 00:12:46 attitude, like we were there for all the right reasons? We were on break. We were taking a little break for ourselves, which we don't often do. We were laughing because we got to walk through the casino into the movie theater for free. We were in Tahoe at the time, so you walk through a casino
Starting point is 00:13:01 to get to the movie theater. We got a huge tub of popcorn, sodas, and there was me, you, and Alan Havey. Could have gagged around the whole movie. You know what I don't like, though? I don't like reaching in to popcorn that's on a dude's lap. I just, the whole time, I'm like, Mickey Rourke, Mickey Rourke, Mickey Rourke.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Or when I showed up, I said, Diner, diner, diner. I got him, I got him. You got it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good, okay. I expected,er, diner? I got them. I got them. You got it? You're good. I expected like applause or something. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Thanks. But yeah, I can't do that. I can't reach into the popcorn on the dude's lap. I mean, I did it with you because I felt like, you know, I don't know, something about you. I didn't think you were going to stick your dick through the bottom of the tub. There's just something about you. You know what?
Starting point is 00:13:49 A clue that the dick is going to be in there is when they ask for it buttered. Because in that way, as long as she's grabbed your dick, it's lubed up. Say your new joke. Let's do this. Oh, my new joke. Yeah. Oh, well, that sort of gives it away a little bit, what I was just saying. But I like that Purell stuff that you put on your hands, that hand sanitizer. Right?
Starting point is 00:14:11 Is that how it goes? I thought you were going to start it with, sometimes I. Oh, right. Sometimes I like to put on that Purell hand sanitizer. Right? Like that? No, it wasn't quite. Sometimes.
Starting point is 00:14:28 How does it go? Sometimes I masturbate with Purell hand sanitizer. Oh, that's it. That's it. That's the key word, masturbate. Sometimes I masturbate with Purell hand sanitizer because... You want me to give you the punchline? No, I know what it is. I just want to say it right.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Sometimes I masturbate with Purell because... Especially. Especially. Shit, that's it. That was the key word, was the intensifier. Some days when I come home I masturbate using Purell, especially on days when my dicks are glottal hands.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Oh, that's so stupid. I'm going to have so much fun. That's like, I could tell, you know, all of my other jokes can just be old and boring and I don't give a shit. Just knowing I'm going to say that at some point during a set is going to make me so happy on stage for the next few weeks.
Starting point is 00:15:25 I've got to fucking learn it, though. Jesus, that was bizarre. Masturbate. Purell. He had to give me everything. All I had was that I wrote a joke today. I wrote another joke recently. We were in San Francisco over the weekend.
Starting point is 00:15:40 That inspired me to write a joke. This guy has this talking dog, right? And this other guy's like, I don't believe that's a talking dog. And he says, well, I'll ask him some questions. And the guy goes, okay, dog. Who's the greatest baseball player ever lived? Roof!
Starting point is 00:16:03 What's the thing on top of a house? Roof. Name a tourist attraction in San Francisco. Wharf. Be more specific. Fisherman's Wharf. I wanted to do that joke all weekend in San Francisco,
Starting point is 00:16:26 and I get chickened out every time. Oh, that's a great joke. Because I was just like, that is so fucking retarded. That's a great joke. That is worthless. That's such a surprise. You're processing it as you're going through it. At first you're like, oh, I'm so psyched this joke's happening right now. It's such a great joke.
Starting point is 00:16:43 He's teaching the dog. You know it's going to be funny. Then the second row, if you're like, oh, maybe I totally misjudged it. Maybe it's really not funny at all. Maybe it's something that's going to be really predictable, and now I'm up here and I have to respond to it. And then. Which most people, thank God, don't have to think that process through.
Starting point is 00:17:00 I'm up here and I have to respond to it. That's what everyone goes through. That's everyone's process. I'm in this chair. I have to respond to it. I have to be quiet or laugh. I'm up here and I have to respond to it. Nope, that's what everyone goes through. I'm in this chair. I have to respond to it. I have to be quiet or laugh. I'm ready to move on. Alright. That was good though. You really went the distance.
Starting point is 00:17:13 But then it goes somewhere else. What about that movie Science of Sleep? It's been out for a few weeks now. Well, I'll tell you something. I didn't like Death Cab for Cutie until I heard that song in that trailer and then I liked them you liked them all across the board
Starting point is 00:17:30 everything they do because of that one scene I just felt like on some level they represented something that I just emotionally didn't understand and then their music played in that trailer and then I thought oh I'm open to them.
Starting point is 00:17:46 I still haven't bought an album. But that imagery is so innocent and so sweet, and all I've seen is the trailer. And yeah, that looks pretty phenomenal. The movie? Yeah. All right. It's pretty awesome that you're like, it looks phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:18:03 It does. When do you think you're going to see it? Right away. DVD? As soon as it comes out. It's already out. Oh. I was toying with seeing it while we were in San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:18:13 But, yeah, looks like an interesting movie. Oh, and interestingly cast, that woman is like so cute and she's so not, you know, she's...
Starting point is 00:18:23 Oh, Gail Burnell. Yeah. Yeah. He is cute. is so cute and she's so not... Oh, Gail Bernal Garcia? Yeah. He is cute. I got so many things I want to get into with you. Putting my phone on vibrate, because that'll be rude
Starting point is 00:18:38 if it rings. Fisherman's Wharf. Easily distracted. Fisherman's Wharf!ily distracted Fisherman's Wharf Can I tell you something else I like about that joke? I'm not even sure why it's funny You know what I mean? I can't tell you what the joke is
Starting point is 00:18:54 I can't tell you what it's lampooning Or that anyone's made a mistake And that I'm laughing at that I don't even know what's funny about it Well I'll tell you Genesis is just I think the word wharf is funny because it sounds like a dog barking to me. And then I thought of that old joke
Starting point is 00:19:13 where the guy goes through and says, originally the joke goes like this. What's on top of the house? Roof. Who's the greatest baseball player? Roof. And then the guy's like, this dog can't talk. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:19:26 I mean, not in the old version, but I threw that in. And he leaves. I thought the guy needed to be madder about it instead of just leaving. Fuck you. That dog doesn't talk. You fucking asshole. And then he leaves. He really lights into him. And then he leaves
Starting point is 00:19:42 and the dog looks at the owner and goes Did I upset DiMaggio? Yeah. So, I basically just stole that joke. Yeah, but... But added my own now it doesn't make any sense twist.
Starting point is 00:19:55 It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Except for, you know what's funny about it? Here's what's funny about it. Here's what's funny about it. Is that the... Is that he...
Starting point is 00:20:03 Is that even though he talks English, he... You find out he does talk still like a dog would bark. Right. Yeah, yeah. It's not one of those talking dog movies where they have a man, a dude voice. Like it's not Charles Grodin's voice. Yeah. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Was he the voice of, oh, in Dr. Dolittle? One or two? Beethoven? Beethoven. Was he the voice? No, he was just the disgruntled dad of the family who didn't like Beethoven. Oh, and Dr. Doolittle? One or two? Beethoven? Beethoven? Was he the voice? No, he was just the disgruntled dad of the family who didn't like Beethoven. But learned to love him always. All over again.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Beethoven 5. I hate you, Beethoven. Oh, you saved my children. Thank you, Beethoven. That's a pretty good Grodin, like, without rehearsing. You saved my children. Thank you, Beethoven. Now he's sounding
Starting point is 00:20:47 really Jewish which he kind of does. So Entertainment Weekly recently named the 50 best high school movies of all time. You have a guess
Starting point is 00:20:56 Michael Blyden what would be number one? Breakfast Club. Or 16 Candles. Breakfast Club is number one. 16 Candles 49.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Yeah, he improved that much as a filmmaker. In between the two. Somebody took him aside after 16 Candles and said, No. You don't need to do that after something funny happens. You don't have to hit a gong when an Asian guy walks in. Just be honest and tell the story of the kids.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Then you fucking made The Breakfast Club. Number one. I love Breakfast Club. 50 best high school movies of all time. Did you love it? I did like it. But then again, number two, Fast Times at Richmond High. Which is appropriate. Because that movie is the shit. It, number two, Fast Times at Richmond High, which is appropriate because that movie is the shit.
Starting point is 00:21:49 It's number two. Dazed and Confused is number three. I like that movie a lot, but you know what that movie reminds me of? If Altman made a movie about hazing and pot. That's really, that's very, very true. He's one of the few people that could do it because that was a it. That's the weird thing to me about Dazed and Confused is that there's a bunch of hippie pot smoker happy people and then these aggressive people
Starting point is 00:22:11 that fucking paddle the shit out of little kids and yet those guys smoke pot too. So it's like there's no good pot message there. It's just like you can... Actually there is. If you can smoke pot, you can be anything. You can be nice or a dick.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Everything's wide open to you. There's one thing I love about Dazen. I try and learn lessons from things that I think that I would fuck up or mess up emotionally. And they couldn't get the rights to the song Dazen Confused. Right. And I feel like if i were in that situation where i had written this movie fall in love with the title made the movie and then someone said the rights to the song are too much i would be crushed i would be crushed
Starting point is 00:22:53 and i'd be like you know just despondent over it and and their response was oh we can still call the movie that which they can legally you can call you know a song title isn't copyrightable so they can call the movie that and the song song isn't in there, and it still works. The title is still evocative of what they wanted it to be. I love that they did that. I don't know if I would have thought to be like, oh, well, we'll just call it that, and we don't need to have the song in it. Pick one of these. That's what I am right now.
Starting point is 00:23:24 I'm pretty dazed and confused. You're confused. Who was that song by? Aerosmith? Seriously? No, who is it? It's a Led Zeppelin song. Oh, Led Zeppelin. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:38 So that's why I said Aerosmith, because why not just get an Aerosmith song? And? And call the movie Sweet Emotion. Any song title would really be a good Taking Care of Business. Fly Like an Eagle. And then in parenthesesesis To the sea
Starting point is 00:24:05 How are we doing on time? Oh shit Here You know how to play Leonard Maltin, right? You've seen me play it? Yeah, I'm Pick one out to read to me While I finish up the Entertainment Weekly
Starting point is 00:24:18 These are the 50 best high school movies I'm only going to name the top five Number four is Rebel Without a Cause Overrated If you ask me Number four is Rebel Without a Cause. Overrated, if you ask me. Number four? Best high school movie? When I was watching an ice cream, you're boring me apart.
Starting point is 00:24:35 It's kind of a twist on the line, he says. Okay, we're ready to play Leonard Maltin. Yeah, I have an interesting one. Don't let me see it. Just so I'm clear, the cast, it doesn't start at the bottom of the paragraph. Let's clear it for you and the listeners. I'm going to read the cast in order of billing backwards. Backwards, from the bottom.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Start with the year. You tell me what year. Okay, but the cast... He's randomly chosen a movie in Leonard Maltin's book of movie titles. So the way these things go is he lists the cast and then does the synopsis. So I don't... I just... The cast is...
Starting point is 00:25:01 We don't mess with the synopsis. You just start reading the cast from the bottom. You ready to do it? Yeah. Okay, 1997... Thanks for bringing up the synopsis. You just start reading the cast from the bottom. You ready to do it? Yeah. Thanks for bringing up the synopsis. 1997. Okay. Miguel Ferrer.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Oh. I got some ideas. Keep going. Malcolm McDowell. This is an interesting one. I'll say. Give me some more. Jennifer Garner. I'll say. Give me some more. Jennifer Garner.
Starting point is 00:25:27 What? Yeah. It takes a strange turn there. Yeah, it sure does. Jennifer Garner. And it's going to do another one. Okay, bring me another turn. Ernie Hudson.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Whoa. Yeah. Never thought those two have ever met. Jennifer and Ernie. Now, next is your wild card Could be anything Okay Stephen Tobolowsky
Starting point is 00:25:47 Yeah Could be Could be any movie Ever in the history of anything Right Oh I think I got an idea though Okay hit me with it
Starting point is 00:25:57 No I don't I don't give it out Until I'm sure It's the right one Okay Nick Chinland Fucking Chinland Was in this. Nick Chinland. Fucking Chinland was in this thing?
Starting point is 00:26:08 Oh, Chinland. Damn it. I didn't know that name was like really... Chinland works a lot. It's hard to narrow it down. Keep going. Matt Kiesler.
Starting point is 00:26:21 I don't know. I don't know Matt Kiesler. Having trouble breathing. Okay, keep going. You're getting near the top now. All right. Just don't know. I don't know Matt Kiesler. Having trouble breathing. Okay, keep going. You're getting near the top now. All right. You're getting near the top. Just don't give away the last one or two names.
Starting point is 00:26:31 Well, I'm down to the last two. I'm down to the last two names. Whoa, you're down to the last two. All right. You want me to recap? Give me from the bottom, yeah. Recap it. Miguel Ferrer.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Uh-huh. Malcolm McDowell. Jennifer Garner. Ernie Hudson. Stephen Tobolowsky. Nick Chinlan, Matt Kiesler. Yeah, I still don't know what it is. Give me one more name. Kelly Lynch.
Starting point is 00:26:59 That's supposed to give it away? And one more. There's only one more. I know, but Kelly Lynch should have given it away, right? Yeah. The fuck is Kelly Lynch inian what's the last name leslie nielsen one of those spoof things leslie nielsen which one is it? What movie? Mr. Magoo? Oh! Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:27:28 That's a funny choice, right? That's a great one. I don't even feel bad about getting stuck by that one. Because I never saw Mr. Magoo. I picked it because I felt like, I remember when it was being advertised, but I knew that no one would see it. But it was in the popular consciousness
Starting point is 00:27:44 at the time. Do you have time to do you on one more? that no one would see it. But it was in the popular consciousness at the time. Yeah, yeah. All right, let's do you. Do you have time to do you on one more? Because I'm bad at it. I'd say we stop or do you for one more. Let's do one more. Yeah, do one more.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Are you kidding me? You got another one ready to go? Do you have one new joke that you told recently? Do you have any new jokes? I can pick one out quickly. Oh, it looks like now they're going to let you take fluids on the planes. You can walk
Starting point is 00:28:11 on the planes again now. Which wasn't a problem for me because I love flying with a shampoo bottle in my ass. So it was no big deal really. Kind of disappointed they changed it. Because I had a shampoo bottle in my ass. So it was no big deal, really. Kind of disappointed they changed it. Because I had a
Starting point is 00:28:28 shampoo bottle in my ass and it was exciting. You know what I mean? I was smuggling and snuggling. I was anus
Starting point is 00:28:39 snuggling. What? I just want to see how quickly you get something. Okay. It'll be fun because we're out of time anyway. This is just something to try. This one might run under the end credits.
Starting point is 00:28:51 Not normally how you play the game. Okay. 1977. Bottom of the list name, Fran Drescher. Airport 77? Mm-mm. Spinal Tap? Mm-mm. Spinal Tap? Mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Okay, keep going. Robert Costanza? That fucking guy. Okay, go. Denny Dillon? Why do you say it like that? Because I think you're... Is there a clue in that?
Starting point is 00:29:20 No. Denny Dillon. It was like I'm already going out of the name. Because I've never said Denny Dillon's name in a way that would sound like I like her or I'm happy about saying her name. I always say it like that, Denny Dillon. Like, you know, you want me to say the next thing? No.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Because that's not that interesting? No, her name just, she bothers me. I don't recognize any of the names except for the last one, that's why. The first and the last are the only ones I recognize. What was the first one again? Fran Drescher. She's the least famous for the last one. That's why. The first and the last are the only ones I recognize. What was the first one again? Fran Drescher. She's the least famous person in this movie. At that time.
Starting point is 00:29:49 At that time. That's why I said Spinal Tap. I should blow through a few names. Okay. Robert Costanza. Danny Dillon. Julie Bovaso. Donna Pescao.
Starting point is 00:29:59 Sounds very Italian. Yeah. It's getting very Italian, whatever it is. Paul Pape. Pape? Yeah. Keep's getting very Italian, whatever it is. Paul Pape. Pape? Yeah. Keep going. Joseph Calley.
Starting point is 00:30:10 How do you feel about what the Pape said about the Muslims? Who? They're talking about just Barry Pape was talking about them. Yeah. And they call him the... You know his friends call him the Pape. They call him the Pape. You know they call him that.
Starting point is 00:30:22 All right, keep going. Joseph Calley, Barry Miller. Yeah. Lynn the pig. You know they call him that. All right, keep going. Joseph Calley, Barry Miller, Lynn Gorney. This is going to be worth it. This is going to be worth it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. It's fucking Saturday Night Fever.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Yeah, Saturday Night Fever. So I just thought that was interesting. No applause for that? Did you guys know it? All right, of course you did. There was a lot of names. At the bottom of that.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Fran Drescher had a little thing in that, I guess. She was girl who of names. Fran Drescher had a little thing in that, I guess. She was girl who got raped number two or something. Because that movie's awful. I mean, it's weird.
Starting point is 00:30:55 It's weird that it has this disco music, but then it's got... No, it's a heavy... Yeah, it's bad. It's a heavy heavy. I wanted to talk to you About directing The Fiona Apple video Quickly before we go What was
Starting point is 00:31:09 What's it like Kissing Zach Galifianakis We actually Actually have to go But that would be Another thing to talk about If we do this again Sometime
Starting point is 00:31:16 Thank you very much Michael Blyden For being on the show And thank you guys For hanging out Until next time This is Doug Benson Saying
Starting point is 00:31:23 Pass me the Raising Nets, I need something to throw. Did I write that? Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies.

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