Doug Loves Movies - Michael Tully, Luis J. Gomez, Mike Catherwood, Kevin Kraft and Jason Ellis guest
Episode Date: August 28, 2018Live from Vinyl in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, as part of Ellismania, Doug welcomes Michael Tully, Luis J. Gomez, Mike Catherwood, Kevin Kraft and Jason Ellis to the show.See... Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates
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sticky seeds with 50
acid pop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one
that he won't see cause
Doug loves movies.
Hey, hey, hey everybody.
Hey, hey, hey everybody.
Okay, redo that. Redo that. Get hey, everybody. Okay, redo that, redo that.
Get focused, Doug, get focused.
Well, first we've got to pretend the theme song just ended
and everybody's cheering.
Oh, yay!
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug and I love movies.
See, it's not going to sound like it did yesterday
because everybody said it yesterday.
This crowd's half in.
What are they supposed to say?
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Fucking get it right, everybody.
You ready?
From the top.
Let's go.
Hey, everybody.
My name is Doug and I love movies.
This is Love, Love, Love, Movies.
Coming to you for the first time...
Shh.
Coming to you for the first time
from Vinyl in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
in Las Vegas, Nevada,
as part of Ellis Mania!
in Las Vegas, Nevada as part of Ellis Mania!
It's Saturday, August,
whatever the fuck the date was yesterday.
Et cetera.
I can't do it all without my script,
but I'm pretty proud of myself
for getting that far.
I'm going to throw a donut into the crowd.
That's what kind of mood I'm in.
Yeah!
I put them right in hands, Jason.
Fucking awesome.
That was really good, Doug.
Now can we record it and do it for real?
You're like Dimebag
and Pantera guys throwing out
black tooth grins. That was awesome.
Yeah, it's fun. That's why, I mean,
that's not why we have donuts on stage today,
but people bring donuts to my shows
because then I just turn around and chuck them into the audience.
And people love having donuts thrown
at them. That might be another future
Ellis Mania event.
The donut fight? Everybody throwing donuts everywhere.
It's going to have to be like the last
fight because that sounds messy.
The food fight. There's a lot of glaze.
Ooh, a food fight.
Oh.
Like a fight where everybody
has pies around the ring.
Hey folks, what you just heard
was an attempt
to recreate the opening of the Doug Loves Movies that we taped Saturday.
Well, we taped part of it Saturday in Las Vegas as part of Ellis Mania.
Mania, and then the next day when we found out that there had been sound issues for the first 12 minutes of Doug Lowe's movies, we decided to try, or actually Jason Ellis tried
to get me to recreate the whole thing, but of course we didn't have all the same guests on stage, and it was a different audience.
And so I gave up partway through just to explain to you guys what's going on,
which is basically that we'll have to join this episode in progress because there's a weird glitch where there's music, loud music playing
on the recording that we don't own the rights to and also makes it difficult to hear me and my
guests talking. So what happens next? I went into finding out how many Jason Ellis fans were in the crowd, which was about half the crowd.
This was Saturday morning at Vinyl in the Hard Rock Hotel.
And about half the crowd was Doug Loves Movies fans.
It was a nice mix of both.
And then I asked the two factions of fans to fight each other.
We had a nice laugh over that.
Then I looked over some name tags, did some Doug plugs.
Like, for instance, Doug Loves Movies is back in L.A. Tuesday night at UCB Franklin.
in LA Tuesday night at UCB Franklin. I'll be at the Accidental Comedy Festival in Cleveland on Saturday, September 1st at 420. And then Doug Loves Movies makes a triumphant return
to the Alamo Drafthouse in downtown Kansas City on Saturday, September 8th at 420. Then
of course I said for all my dates and deets and links, go to Douglovesmovies.com.
And then half the audience chanted back, that's Douglovesmovies.com.
Yeah.
Caw-caw.
Then I talked about what I put in the prize bag, which I can barely remember right now what I put in there.
There was some mustard-flavored pretzels.
That just doesn't appeal to me at all,
so I was given those,
and I re-gifted them to the prize bag,
plus a Douglas Movies T-shirt,
a pipe from Peacemaker,
a Douglas Movies sticker,
oh, a lovely picture of a honey badger
that I was given at a restaurant
called Tiffin's in the Animal Kingdom as part
of Disney World.
I put all that stuff in the bag, and then I introduced Luis J. Gomez, Mike Tully, Kevin
Kraft, Mike Catherwood, and Jason Ellis, and we'll rejoin the show after the part where I introduce Jason Ellis,
and we talk about Ellis Mania and how great it is and how he's going to fight a big, huge guy
later that night who will be on Mushrooms.
And I saw that fight later that evening, and it was pretty amazing.
And then we talked about how Luis J. Gomez was going to fight MMA style
with another comedian named Ryan O'Neal,
and Louis is very confident that he was going to win.
And spoiler, he did win that fight.
Then we talked to Mike Catherwood.
It was his first time on Douglas' movies.
You may know him from he was on dancing with the
stars one season he's a regular on the uh kevin and bean show he used to do love line with
dr drew who was in the house by the way just hanging out in the back and now mike catherwood
is transitioning into tv he's doing stuff for Access Hollywood.
And he says people have always called him a bootleg Mario Lopez.
So that makes sense.
And then, of course, Mike Tully is on the Jason Ellis Show.
And he is also one of the people that they played music the night before.
There was a concert at the Hard Rock with Everlast.
And Hate Bean and Cool Beans opened the show.
And that features several people from the Jason Ellis Show, including Kevin Kraft,
who I think is who we're talking to when we go back to the show.
We join the show, rather, in progress. Enjoy.
Okay, all right. So, I got a bunch of stuff. First of all, I have...
This means nutsack.
Oof.
I have...
Swinging in off that.
All right, so I have these...
What do you have? Your headgear? Is that in there?
Are you giving that away?
No, I got my sparring gloves,
which are the gloves they're going to be using,
the same type of gloves they're going to be using in the fight tonight,
which I got.
Those are legendary.
Signed by you?
They're signed by me at Team Rattlesnake.
By the snake.
Then I got a copy of the Ringside at Roast Battle book by Julie Sebo,
which, yeah, if you're a comedy fan. How to be a
comedian. Yeah, my name's in there.
Ooh.
Then my sponsors, or one of my sponsors
for this fight. Oh, shit, you're going to give people weed?
Smoked honey. I am, actually. Yeah.
Fuck yeah. Now I
feel terrible. So, yeah, so
they got two gram
cartridges. This is the King Louis J strain, which is my own strain.
Your own strain?
Yeah.
You haven't even fucking had a fight yet, you dickhead.
Yeah, dude.
I got a podcast called Legion of Skanks, which has an unbelievable following.
Oh, okay.
Right.
Your famous joke.
Sorry.
I keep forgetting about that.
So, yeah, this is a hybrid between Super Jack and King Louis XIII.
It's King Louis J.
And then I got a hat from Smoked Honey and a T-shirt,
a Team Rattlesnake T-shirt as well, Smoked Honey shirt.
And, yeah, so that's drugs and a book and this other stuff.
So, yeah, those are my gifts.
Very good.
Pass it on down.
Very kind of you, Lewis.
What do you got
for us, Mike? I have the shittiest of the
gifts. I thought
it would only be appropriate since this is
Doug Benson's podcast.
I'm only saying it's little because he says
it. I think he's lying.
I think it's a stern thing.
I have a very modest penis.
I have some very modest penis.
I have some used by me
clear eyes
to prepare you.
Some clear eyes
for all you Doug Benson fans.
Is that the shittiest gift
in the history
of Doug Loves Movies?
It's up there.
Actually,
a fresh bottle of this stuff
would have been okay.
It's not even fucking new.
I've already used it.
Are you one of those people that touches it to your eye?
Yeah, I know. It hasn't actually touched my
eyebrow, so don't worry about the pink eye that I
wouldn't give you. Used by me, some
chapstick to prepare you for the
dry desert air. That is gross.
Do you have some lubes that can get
all your forms of herpes?
And also
some nicotine gum that I found on an actual slot machine.
So, you know, toss those dice and give it a shot.
Who knows who it belongs to?
Yeah, the treasures aren't just in those machines.
They're on them sometimes.
So let me go ahead and throw them on.
Go ahead and pass that stuff down. I don't know if I have room
in the bag for it. That is
hefty. There we go.
Oh, it's two pieces of gum.
They're vintage.
Alright.
What do you got there, Jason?
Red Dragon skateboarded some
heat wave sunglasses, the last pair that I didn't give
to somebody.
You know what I might add to it?
Oh, what's happening?
This is like,
I had this from the start.
This is my wolf knife vest that I've always had.
Has all my pins in it.
Has everything in it.
This is from the first Dallas Mania. And it's got a pass from when I went to...
Wait.
I think that's my pass.
So they let me in for me to sing in Death, Death, Die.
So I'll give you this.
Wow.
The clothes off his back.
Now I want to win.
Very exciting.
Jason, leave the money clip.
Just make sure your wallet's not in there.
What is in there?
I think it's an easy pass.
Oh, okay.
Soldier gave me this.
I always have it in here.
It's like a special forces patch.
Well, maybe you should hang on to that then.
I don't know where it goes in my jacket.
I don't know what to do with it. I'll lose
it.
What? These people made
me. I'm nothing without you.
It's jacket.
It's no problem.
Then give them your pants.
I mean, if they let me,
if they let, will they kick me out? You can have these
pants. Yes, sir.
Yes.
They keep coming off anyway.
Yes.
It just looks like you're going to go on a bicycle or something.
It's no more risque than those bike guys.
Sorry.
Look, this is crazy.
All right, we're putting his clothes in there.
Holy shit, Kevin Kraft's got a big big bag and what's that on your lap that'll
that'll be easy to follow all right so i got some flyers here for oh really
freaky people love flyers this is flyers for freaky scenes
it's an inside joke with the show. I put my life savings into an app
that puts photo filters
on your pictures that are horror and Halloween
themed. Remember that summer when we were all downloading
freaky scenes, Doug? I remember, yeah.
And I lost
everything, so
I've got some flyers for it
here for you.
Now that I'm thinking about it, I probably should have handed these
out and maybe I would have sold a couple.
I do have an old school
Death, Death, Die shirt.
I know this is a crowd that would appreciate
that. I got the first
trade of this comic, Descender, that kicks
ass because I'm a dork and hopefully you are too.
And some fucking toys
and some Ellis
Made stickers and some
Marvel pins
yeah
I got this bag
from Comic Con
so you can have that too
yeah
one of these big
beautiful
Comic Con bags
that everybody
walks around with
wearing on their
backs
I'm excited for Tully
at Comic Con
I'm excited
I'll also
if you find me
after the show
I'll give you my
night guard
for my teeth
I grind those in my sleep.
That's big.
I forgot it.
Are you a grinder?
I am, yeah.
You're a grinder.
Yeah, me too.
Nah.
Wait, that's what that app is?
It's just people that gnash their teeth?
Yeah, yeah.
Hit me up right now, Doug.
I want to meet fellow teeth gnashers.
You looking to grind some teeth on me?
Matter of fact, I am.
Tully, what do you got?
Well, Ellis Mania attracts a diverse array of people,
but if there's one thing I'm sure everybody in this room can agree on,
it's that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are the greatest rock band of all time.
That's why I seem like a no-brainer to get this coffee table book,
Fandemonium, a celebration of the Red Hot Chili Peppers,
with an introduction by Anthony Kiedis.
Wow.
How'd they get him?
I'm sure that's coherent to tell.
Please don't keep it all yourself if you win it.
Don't keep it like a Kaiser.
Give it away.
Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
Shit, I wanted to just
read the last... I know, don't get wrapped up in it now, Doug.
I wanted to read the last
line of Anthony Kiedis' introduction.
It's practically the whole fucking book.
I was almost late for this show reading that.
The man's got a lot of wisdom.
You read the whole intro?
Oh, here we go.
I had my own awakening to the fascinating kaleidoscope
of people who give their love to our mission as a band,
and I'm truly grateful for that experience.
Gay.
I thought it'd be something I'd make fun of,
but instead it was just boring.
All of that stuff is in the prize bag today!
Good luck getting on a plane
if you're going to be doing that
after you win all this stuff.
One question for you guys before we get to the game portion
of the show. Start with Lewis.
What was the last movie you saw?
Fuck.
I was on a flight. Okay.
Alright.
I'm not good at this game show,
Doug. I can't even remember
the last movie I saw. I come at you with real hardball questions.
The last movie I saw.
Hold on, I got this.
This ain't bad.
I got it.
God damn, you're sounding sharp today, Lewis.
I believe in you, Lewis.
Come back to me.
If anybody's going to be betting on who's going to win the five,
shit might have just changed.
Hey, guys, there's a fight. betting on who's going to win the five, shit might have just changed. If I was
going to place a bet,
I'm now going to place a different bet
than I was originally going to place.
They're not playing Connect Four. He'll be fine.
What is the fucking last movie I saw?
You're asking the crowd.
Oh!
Oh!
Ready Player One.
Oh, okay.
Why would you watch that?
On the plane, you watched it on the plane.
It was that or Rampage.
Yeah, I think you made the right choice.
The giant monkey. How can you go wrong?
The rock's in it. Yeah, and there's a giant monkey.
Whoa, whoa, racist.
It's very funny.
It's actually...
It's so fucking stupid, dude. There's a giant monkey in Ready it's actually it's so fucking stupid
dude
there's a giant monkey
in ready player one
as well so
oh
so he's still
he's still got his
giant monkey fix
he just had to see
one movie that
doesn't have the
fucking rock in it
that's
that's what he had to do
did you like it
it was alright
it was pretty good
yeah
I liked it
yeah
not bad
okay
Mike
yes
the last movie I saw was Peppermint the new Jennifer Garner Pretty good. Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, not bad. Mike? Yes.
The last movie I saw was Peppermint,
the new Jennifer Garner action film that I believe comes out this week.
I had to watch that to interview her for the television.
Sure.
It was not good.
So you're throwing out the theory that the movie is so bad,
that's why Ben Affleck went back to rehab?
It's like, let me see what my ex is up to.
Oh, fuck!
Back on the bottle.
She kills a lot of people, but it's just dialogue with a little cheese.
It's like trying to be like Alias?
No, no, no.
Dialogue was a little cheesy. It's like trying to be like Alias?
No, no, no.
It's trying to be like a female Jason Bourne or something.
Oh, okay.
That's sort of what Alias was.
Yeah, you know what?
Alias, she's like a spy, right?
Yeah.
Okay, this one, she's just like a soccer mom,
but the drug cartel kills her whole family.
Oh.
So she goes off the grid for five years and becomes a super badass.
And then comes back and murders everyone.
Which, on paper, sounds fantastic.
That sounds like the best movie of the year.
Yeah.
And if they would have just been like, fuck, this is so dark.
What are we going to do?
This soccer mom is fucking hanging cartel members.
I would have been like, this is the movie for me.
But there was a lot of David Caruso-esque cop dialogue that took me right out, man, took me right out.
All right.
When she comes back, is she still driving a minivan?
No, no.
See, that would have made me love it.
Jason, same question.
Upgrade.
I watched it in the hot row.
I fell asleep a little bit but this guy's
you know man he's fucking
he's burning some bitch
or he loves her or some shit
and he gets in a car crash
and some dude puts a fucking alien chip
in his spine and it controls shit
I don't fucking know it sucked
I still want to have a game on this show
where we don't know what movie you're talking about
and you just start talking about it
and we all have to guess
that's kind of like half my show.
That's what you do every day.
I don't have a good...
Unless it really rings with me,
like Prometheus or something,
and I don't know why,
because I agree that if you don't really like that movie,
I get it,
but for some weird reason,
I really like that movie,
so I know the name of it,
but if it's just...
Because I watch tons of movies.
So you're saying you're pro-Metheus?
Because I am anti-Metheus.
Yeah.
We should fight tonight on mushrooms.
No fighting for me, thank you.
Yeah, you're a smart guy.
Kevin, what do you say is the last movie you saw?
I saw the Bo Burnham film, Eighth Grade.
Pretty good, eh?
It was good, but that might have been the most
uncomfortable movie I've ever watched.
I did literally put my hands up and watch
certain scenes through my fingers.
I felt like I shouldn't have been there.
Just to simulate a vagina on your face?
I felt like I shouldn't have been there.
I shouldn't have seen this. I'm a 36-year-old dude.
I should not be seeing what this girl is doing.
It just felt very strange to me.
How old is she? Eighth grade.
I don't know what that means.
They're like nudity and stuff?
No, no.
Eighth graders, Jason, here in this country,
eighth graders are about 22 years old.
Oh, I don't get it then.
I liked it, but it was definitely awkward.
It's very well done, and I see where you're coming from.
I felt some of the same feelings.
I didn't have to block my face, but it is... You know, guys, if you're not a pedophile felt some of the same feelings. I didn't have to block my face, but
it is... You know, guys, if you're not a
pedophile, it's not a problem.
It's the East Coast
humor that I've been waiting for.
Pedophile jokes.
It's not a joke. It's true.
If you have to block your face because you're getting
a boner because it's an 8th grade girl, that's...
Oh, I don't think he said he was worried about
getting a boner.
I mean, that might just be a
charming side effect.
Were you worried about
getting a boner?
No, Mike.
My goodness. It's too early in the morning.
That just scrambled my brain.
Calm down, Mike. His boner had absolutely nothing
to do with the movie, okay?
I'd worry about getting a boner had absolutely nothing to do with the movie, okay?
I'd worry about getting a boner during that movie,
but I just solved it.
I didn't have to worry because I just, you know,
had a Viagra and just knew I had one.
Just from the opening, as soon as it said eighth grade,
I was like, okay.
Here we go.
Don't have to worry about that boner.
It's not going anywhere.
Tully, what is the last movie you saw? Finally got around
to seeing The NeverEnding Story.
You caught it somewhere in the middle?
It's still going.
Yeah. I really used to like that
dog. That dog is
so bad. I know. Once you notice that
75% of the
body can't move at all. I know. The head didn't 75% of the body can't move at all.
I know. The head didn't really move
properly either. He just winks.
I know. It's so creepy. I really liked him.
Were you watching it for the sake
of your kid?
Sure.
Or you just always wondered, what's the deal
with that never-ending story? I'm finally going to check it out.
Yeah, because my parents took a cable
away from me and my sister because we were watching porkies at like 1 p.m and we were
like five years old and so i didn't have cable for all of my youth and so i was like my friends
would be like never-ending story that shit's awesome and i didn't know what they were talking
about so i'm catching up on the 80s now you're like have you guys seen porkies though
yeah i saw that
yeah I was like five
yeah
did you get a boner
I did but actually
just because I was creeping
on some 8th grade chicks
because I could do that then
Alright you guys
If it wasn't a boner
What were you afraid to look at?
What are you afraid of?
Tell me
There was nothing really sexual in it
The girl's just like this really
Awkward weird girl
That tries very hard to get out of her shell
And talk to people like the popular kids At her school girl's just like this really awkward weird girl that tries very hard to get out of her shell and
talk to people like her the popular kids at her school and she fucking can't do it and it just
gave me like a weird anxiety attack he related to it yeah he remembered back when he was an eighth
grade girl you're not wrong hasn't everybody everybody, I mean, there's levels. So everybody eventually meets people where they go, hey, how's it going?
And those people go, fuck off.
Like, doesn't that happen to everybody?
I feel like everybody, fuck you, long, handsome hair guy.
I know tons of groups of people where I'm like, hey, how's it going?
And they're like, mm-hmm.
And I'm like, oh, really?
Fuck.
So I get that.
I still feel like every time I'm going to introduce myself to someone I don't know,
they're like, it's a 50-50 chance.
I'll be like, fuck, I hate you.
It's just how I float, you know?
Got to be a realist here.
What?
I really thought you were talking back to me.
I was like looking at you when you did that.
That's your rebuttal. I apologize
to everybody. I have no more to say on this show.
I didn't mean to do that. Why did you make that
noise right into the microphone?
At my face. I finished my comment
and was like, what do you think, Kevin?
He went, ah.
Man. It surprised me.
The burp or what I said?
Both.
Oh, the lifestyle of the easily surprised Kevin Kraft
Every day's an adventure
Turn it off, Burt, because I'm about to say
Let the games begin!
Woo!
Guys, people in the audience
that listen to Doug Loves Movies
brought name tags that they fashioned into,
they put their face on it, or my face,
or I see Jason Ellis' face out there.
And this gentleman up front scribbled something on a piece of paper.
And it's, you know, usually you like to say it's the thought that counts,
but please don't select that guy's shitty last-minute name tag.
Unless you want... Oh, he's a big fan, so go ahead and pick it.
But, yeah, each of you just go physically get the one you want to play for.
There's some donuts back there if you're into donuts.
I don't think anybody on this panel is necessarily.
And while you guys go settle up with everybody and get those name tags,
we're going to take a brief commercial break.
We'll be right back.
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Lots of great name tags.
Very polite crowd. Very patient.
Who do you got there, Tully? Who are you playing for?
I'm going to guess I'm playing for Richard
because his poster says
Crazy Richard Asians.
Personally, I would have gone Crazy Dick Asians.
Man, that is a good one, though.
I saw that movie.
They're referring to the crazy part means the amount of money they had.
I was hoping that it was about crazy people who are rich and Asian.
I was hoping for deeply insane Asian people.
But they're not crazy at all.
They're like just normal Asians that are rich.
Well, then it sounds like
it's pretty much truth in advertising.
Did you know I thought
Kevin Spacey was in that movie?
Wait, why?
True story.
Because I don't listen to anybody
and I live in the dark by myself
and I can't hear volume
because I don't want to wake up my wife.
My wife? She's asleep. by myself when I can't hear volume because I don't want to wake up my wife. So when I go on social media...
My wife!
She's asleep.
So I watched the Instagram feed
and I don't know what anyone's saying
and I just thought,
I saw that he had the number one movie
in the country,
but I guess he had a movie
that came out around the same time
as I'm a Rich Asian
or whatever that movie's called.
And I just put them together.
And I was like, wait, after all that bad shit he did,
you guys still went and saw his movie?
And then someone was like, you didn't see the cover?
They're all Asian people.
I'm like, don't tell me there wouldn't be one white guy in there.
And why wouldn't it be Kevin Spacey?
So I just figured that I'm like, wow.
Because, I mean, Donald Trump is the president.
Why can't Kevin Spacey have the number one movie in the country?
And be a crazy rich Asian.
Right.
No, it was, I think you mixed up those stories
because the Kevin Spacey movie
made the least amount of money of a major release ever.
It made like $26.
Kind of a similar title to Billionaire Boys Club.
Yeah.
So it is about rich people.
Finally another movie about that.
Starring a guy nobody wants to see anymore.
It's perfect.
Okay, who are you playing for, Kevin?
I've got Hot Tub Tim Machine 2.
Nice.
And Doug, you're photoshopped on there as some Roman Jesus.
Yeah, looks cool.
I'm on there, Tully's on there, Jason's on there. I also like Roman Jesus. Yeah, it looks cool. I'm on there.
Tully's on there.
Jason's on there.
I also like that you can.
I'm a lady.
Oh, you are a lady.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, you got some sweet tits.
It's about time you figured that out.
I've been working on those.
Let me see that a second, Kevin, because I'm really excited about this because not many
name tags can just go right back into a three-ring binder when this is over with.
That's really nice.
This is going right in my trapper keeper after the show.
What do you got there, Jason?
This is my we need to talk about Kevin.
I don't know what's going on, but that is one handsome motherfucker right there on that poster.
I just like how whatever he printed it on, it's like canvas.
This is very official.
And what's...
Beached.
Your name is Kevin as well?
I misunderstood.
You misunderstood the process?
Hey, which makes it so much more sense that I have this one.
Because I have no idea what I'm doing here and neither do you
and we just love Doug and we're here
to support. Sorry, Doug.
Okay, so what's your name just so we
know it? Brady.
Okay, you know there's a movie that
had your name in the title.
Yeah.
Do you want me to pick another one, Doug?
No, it's good.
I'm happy for Brady and for Kevin.
I just saw Kevin on it.
I'm just a huge fan of Kevin.
I couldn't help it.
Sorry.
Mike, what do you got?
I got, it's fitting because I gave the shittiest gifts.
I have the shittiest one by far.
Is that a cocktail napkin?
It was thrown to me in a paper airplane,
hit me square in the dick,
and it is motherfucking Greg motherfuckers on a plane,
and it's a terribly drawn picture of a plane,
fuselage,
with bearded men in baseball caps smoking weed.
So I'm guessing that is Greg.
Does it say Ellis Mania 5 on the side of the plane?
Or is that supposed to be 15?
It says Ellis Mania 15.
Wait, that's our plane.
Right, now I get it.
So there you go. I am playing for Greg.
Where is he? That guy?
Did you put a shithead on the back?
Nothing.
Don't worry about it.
Greg? Okay. What do you got, Lewis? nothing don't worry about it Greg
okay
what do you got
what do you got Lewis
I'm playing for the Greculars
I think it's a different Greg
the Gregiculars
and it's a shittier Greg
it's a less creative Greg
because my Greg
didn't even put it
in the form of a fucking
paper airplane
or draw any pictures on it
yeah
I love you, brother.
When you're saying
that more than one person
applied their energy to that,
you had a group of people
who filled out
that piece of shit.
There was a committee?
You guys all worked
around the clock
for that pile?
It's fucking weird.
It's great work.
Yeah, no, I...
I don't know.
It was just so unassuming.
I was like,
there must be
something special here,
and there wasn't.
Who did?
Who wrote that?
I mean, who did the G and shit like that?
Because you obviously mixed it up, so.
Lewis's interns did it.
Yeah.
He has a staff that made that piece of shit card for you.
Yeah, yeah, they were fired.
Okay.
Might be time for paid staff members. Yeah, yeah're fired. Okay. Might be time for paid staff members.
Yeah, yeah.
You got some interns
just for a couple days while you're in Vegas?
Yeah, I got a good
20 people out here representing Gas Digital
and Smoked Honey. You right, motherfuckers?
Is that why you have
the most extra passes than anybody
in the history of Bellas Mania?
Just keep getting calls.
He needs more tickets.
I'm like, well, if it doesn't sell out, it'll still look like it's sold out.
Because fucking half his friends will be there.
So it's a good look.
Thanks.
I got some games planned for you guys to play.
Yeah.
It's the first game.
I'm doing this because I'm seeing Taylor Swift again in Kansas City in a week.
And so I want to play a game that I just created called Swift Justice.
I'll read the plot description of a movie from IMDb.
I'll read the plot description of a movie from IMDb.
The first person to guess the correct title,
which is also the title of an unrelated Taylor Swift song,
will be the winner.
I feel really good about me winning this.
What?
All the research I've done on Taylor Swift,
that's probably why I'm going to win.
And if the description isn't enough,
then I'll give you some more clues.
Do we just call it out,
Doug? Huh? Do we just call it out?
Yeah, just call it out. I'll know it's you. Here we go. Because you're the only one that gargled with razor
blades.
Some women find it sexy, Doug.
Are you ready for it?
Yeah
Alright
And no audience guesses please
Because I'm sure some of you might know the answer
A man's personality
Bad blood
I didn't even understand the word that he said
He said bad blood because it's a Taylor Swift song
He's hoping that it's also a movie
Right
There must be a movie named Bad Blood
There might be yes but that's not the one I'm describing
How do you know Taylor Swift's song but not a title of a movie
The only one that I know
Oh okay
You won on me
I mean I'll help you out Louis
The answer also isn't Welcome to New York.
I had no idea that was a song.
A man's personality dramatically changes
after surviving a major airline crash.
What women want?
Wait.
I don't know.
I mean, it works on both levels.
Does he get those mental powers? Does he survive the crash? I don't know. Now I, it works on both levels. Wait, that's how Mel Gibson gets those mental powers?
Is he survives a crash?
I don't know.
Now I can hear what women are thinking.
Does he get struck by lightning?
Does a toaster short circuit?
I didn't see the piece of shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A blow dryer falls into the bathtub.
Life?
There you go.
While he's trying to see what it's like to be a woman.
Sure.
It's one of the best movies ever made.
In a fucking movie.
Shake it off.
What'd you say? Shake it off. What'd you say?
Shake it off.
No.
But that's, yeah, if someone survives a plane crash, they should definitely be told that.
Stop being lazy and get your memory back.
Is that movie Life?
A man's, no, a man's personality dramatically changes
after surviving
a major airline crash.
Is it Vanilla Sky?
Now I'm going to give you
some clues.
No, that movie's about
he survives a face crash.
I fell asleep.
Sorry.
Castaway.
What?
Ooh.
Castaway.
She sure would have
sung a song like that, right?
That's solid, Catherwood.
Yeah, Taylor Swift
had that love song, Castaway,
where she was mad about someone named Wilson.
Okay, this movie was directed by Peter Weir.
That doesn't help.
And the cast included Tom Hulse,
Rosie Perez,
Isabella Rossellini,
and Jeff Bridges
in the title role.
Jeff Bridges
is a man who survives a plane crash
and he becomes
Starman.
What does he become?
The dude.
Does Taylor Swift have a song called
The Big Lebowski?
That's Jeff Bridges, right? Did she have a song called The Big Lebowski? That's Jeff Bridges, right?
Yeah.
Did she have a song called Regarding Henry?
Kingsman 2.
Nothing scares this guy after being in a plane crash.
Fearless.
Fearless is correct.
Ah!
Fearless Fearless is correct
You were going to get it
Lewis any minute
I was so close
Alright Kevin won that game
That means he gets to go first in our next game
And it's something called
ABC Deez Nuts
Alright here's what's going to happen.
Jason, this is a game anybody could win.
Oh, so start paying attention?
Got it.
I was joking.
I was listening the whole time.
No, I just directed it at you because I'm going to explain the game.
And I really think you could take this one.
Okay. I think you have a really good chance. Are you going to give me game, and I really think you could take this one. Okay.
I think you have a really good chance.
Are you going to give me the answer before it starts?
I mean, I practically gave all five of you
the answer to that last one.
Oh, we're that bad?
Oh, shit.
Well, at least you guys are bad, too.
I feel good about this.
Shitty.
Yeah, at least.
All right, so we'll start with Kevin.
Since we're at Ellis Mania,
the thing we're going to spell is Ellis Mania
we all know how that's spelled
so Kevin
let's not rush to that conclusion
Kevin gets the first letter
which would be E
and it's going to be on Kevin to name any movie
that begins with the letter E
but if he matches the one that I've written down
ahead of time
then he wins the
game automatically. And a
theme will emerge.
Unfortunately, Kevin has to go first, so he has
no idea what the theme could possibly be.
But then we'll go to
Jason, Mike,
Lewis,
and Tully, in that
order, and you just have
to do the next letter in Ellis Mania.
E is the first letter.
Name any movie that begins with the letter E.
Kevin Kraft.
Ender's Game.
I'm pretty sure that's a movie.
Very true that that is a movie.
I don't get a point, do I?
You said it.
There's no points to get, really.
It's just about staying in it
and then possibly matching me
when it comes back around to you.
The movie I wrote down is Enter the Dragon.
Oh, my God.
So good.
What a fucking ass clown I am.
Yeah.
So, Jason, you get the first L in Ellis Mania.
Cool.
Lost in Translation. Is that a movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Lost in Translation.
Is that a movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Fuck you, guys.
I know what's going on.
That's a terrific answer.
Great job.
I went with a movie called Legionnaire.
Starring the great Jean-Claude Van Damme.
I'm sensing a...
What's that thing you were saying before?
A theme?
Theme, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Theme, gotcha.
Yeah, I'm trying to think of what...
I mean, Enter the Dragon and Lost in Translation
do have some things in common.
Same country, I believe.
Okay, I see how dumb I am.
Thank you.
All right, so the next L is to Mike Catherwood.
Last Dragon.
Wait, is that a movie?
There is a movie called The Last Dragon.
I mean, but the doesn't count.
The does not begin with the letter L.
At the Dingo and Snow.
It won't go up at Dingo and Snow.
Well, we are here for some serious.
This isn't fuck around.
Listen.
Just don't worry about the word the.
The word the is very important.
If there was still Blockbuster video, they would put that motherfucker in L.
I mean.
They would not put that shit in T.
Why are you cheering?
Blockbuster is gone.
So is that fucking answer.
I have a compelling argument.
All right. Well, I hope you can I have a compelling argument. All right.
Well, I hope you can go on Celebrity Jeopardy someday
and with a straight face say to Alex Trebek,
what is Last Dragon?
Yeah.
I think he will call you out on it.
Because that just sounds like Last Dragon could be any dragon.
This is about the Last Dragon.
I scrambled. Thinking of martial arts stuff. You fucked up. This is about the last dragon. I scrambled.
Thinking of martial arts stuff.
I fucked up. That's all.
Not as smart as he looks.
But it was a great try.
And I went with one. This one surprised me
even.
Because I had forgotten
that this movie had existed
and it fits in perfectly with the theme.
The film is called Let's Do It Again.
Starring the formerly
great Bill Cosby.
And the still
awesome Harry Belafonte.
Was he in that one? Right?
Okay.
The next letter is I and that goes to
Lewis. Hey man,
you can't just judge a guy for his art, you know?
Sorry.
Look, he's got one of the best albums
of all time, but whatever, Doug.
I'm gonna say...
I loved it when I was a kid. I'd listen to it going,
I'm worried I might get a boner.
Are we still talking about Harry Belafonte?
I'll listen to this.
I'll listen to this Spanish fly track
that Bill Cosby put down
that was pretty much admitting his crime
way before he got caught.
I, the letter I.
Keeping on theme, Ice Age 3.
I hate to say it, but full title.
Ooh, Ice Age 3, Doug Benson's a cunt.
I knew there was a reason why that series went downhill.
They just got oddly angry at one guy.
Very petty.
What do I have to do with the Ice Age?
Ice Age 3, Continental Drift, bitch
Continental Drift, bitch
That's Ray Romano as a woolly mammoth
Doug Benson's a cunt
Hey
It does not sound like Ray Romano at all
No
It's a good Ray Romano
Alright
I think the second one was called
Continental Bitch
Now Ice Age 2
Intercontinental Bitch
Don't say it you guys
The excitement of discovery.
Oh, also, they didn't put numbers in them.
The second one was just Ice Age Collision Course.
Oh, no, the second one was Continental Drift,
which was kind of a sequel to Tokyo Drift.
And then...
Anyway, they've made way too many of them.
The Meltdown, Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Collision Course.
And, of course, that's not what I wrote down. They've made way too many of them. The Meltdown, Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Collision Course.
Of course, that's not what I wrote down.
I wrote down a movie from 1931 called Iron Man.
Yeah.
How'd you blow that, Lewis?
I just handed it to him on a platter
and he's sitting there making Bill Cosby jokes.
S is the next letter for Tully.
I thought I had a beat on this theme,
and I do not anymore,
so I'm going to go with Starship Troopers.
He's so stupid.
I get it already.
Yeah, Jason could do it.
What is it?
Superman.
Sorry, the Superman
Superman
I mean, Superman has some of the most amazing fight scenes
But that's not the answer I wrote down
I went with Southpaw
Oh yeah
Southpaw
M. Kevin, you can do this.
No, I can't.
I feel good about it.
I think you can.
I'm just going to go out on a limb and say there's a movie called Mark of the Dragon.
And a whole bunch of people get punched in the face in that.
Sure.
That sounds about right.
And that's what you wrote down.
But now Mike thinks he knows what it is.
You wrote down March for Death?
No.
Oh, fucking strong.
There's fights in that.
Yep.
That is true. You have figured out the theme.
I went with Million Dollar Baby.
Oh!
So easy. Yeah. Oh! So easy.
Yeah.
What a moron.
Now, you're going to make sure that there's no stools in the ring
that someone could hit their head on during the fights tonight.
Right.
Because that was their mistake with her.
She would have been fine if she didn't hit her head on that stool.
Wait, what was the last I movie that...
I don't think you said it.
Iron Man?
Oh, you did say it. He totally said it. Sorry. But, you know, movie that, I don't think you said it. Iron Man? Oh, you did say it.
He totally said it.
Sorry.
But you know,
that weed thing's
working out for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, that weed
plus getting punched
in the head,
that's going to be
a sweet combo
for your movie
trivia memory.
The guy you're fighting,
his name is Ryan O'Neal?
Yeah, it's the actor.
The guy from Love Story?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
He's always getting, like, doesn't he always get
arrested for road rage
and punching people and stuff?
Yeah, that's why I'm fighting him. Okay.
Teach him a lesson. He does?
He's a puffy, alcoholic
70-year-old 1973 Academy
Award nominee, and tonight he will be getting
his ass kicked by Louis Gomez.
Yes.
Louis J. Gomez.
Yes.
I mean, that Ryan O'Neill that showed up yesterday,
he was dressed like a 70-year-old.
That's for sure.
All right, the next letter is A,
and where are we at in the lineup here?
Is that...
Oh, it's me?
It's Jason.
Shit.
A. Fuck, I want to say Alice in Wonderland, but that
can't be.
I just know it starts with A,
but I've got to think of another one.
But you should do something called Alice in
Wonderland.
Maybe Tully Mania.
It might be better, but yeah, sure.
Somebody else should run it.
That's what I think.
Just call it anything but
fucking my name
Tully Mania
can't wait
that didn't help me
at all
I don't know
what that guy said
I'm trying to think
of a movie
that starts with A
with violence in it
you fucked me up
don't help him
you guys
don't help him
I'm out
we could make this like Price is Right.
People just yell at him until he picks one.
What do you guys think it is?
Oh, A League of Their Own?
Affliction?
American Psycho.
Action Jackson?
A Walk to Remember, you silly.
Nobody's getting it.
I love this.
Ali.
Above the Law.
Who said Ali?
Ali is a good guess, but that's not it.
What did you say over here, Above the Law?
Somebody say Above the Law?
I think I did.
What?
Atomic Blonde.
It's got some cool fights in it.
Another good one.
Ants.
Ants has a lot of fight scenes in it, of course.
Ant-Man, of course.
All right, do you want to pick any of those, Jason?
Ant-Man.
Incorrect.
I went with Against the Ropes.
I don't even know what that movie is.
I don't know.
It's got boxing in it, clearly.
Shit!
Or it's just people who like licorice candy and fall down on some.
N is the next letter.
All right. I believe in the mid-2000s, there was an MMA movie called Never Back Down.
Yes.
And there was also...
There was also a Hulk Hogan classic called No Holds Barred.
Timeless. Oh shit, this worked out weird
We're back to Lewis and he gets the letter I again
I've been trying to think of any movie with the letter I
For the past ten minutes
What about if you say Iron Man 2?
Don't help him out, you guys
Thanks, racist.
Let's see.
A movie with a fight scene
or about fighting with the letter I.
Hey, does Immortal start with an I?
It does.
Look at that guy.
He just can't believe how dumb I am.
He's like, drop dead.
That's fucking...
Immortal!
That's a good guess.
Wait, is there a fight scene in it?
I don't even know.
What?
Wait, you want me to come to Swami's?
You just laughed at me for how dumb I am
and you want me to come to your house?
I'm not coming to hang out with you.
You're just going to call me big dummy with all your friends.
Look how dumb this fucker is.
He doesn't even know how to spell immortal.
I'm not going.
Oh, Cloudbreak?
Swammies and Encinitas.
Oh, I'm going to eat a Swammie.
Swammies and Encinitas, homie.
I used to live near there.
Wait, you own Swammies?
You check in with him, and you're good there. All right you own Swami's? You check
in with him and you're good there.
Alright, thank you.
You're just hanging around out front?
Hey, I checked in
with the guy outside. I just talked to the
wave troll. He said it's cool.
That's real.
That's real.
What's happening?
Oh, Lewis.
You had a lot of time, man.
That's time to think about it.
I need an answer.
It doesn't matter if you get it right or wrong. I'm not going to get it right.
This game is almost over.
It's impossible.
Let's go with...
Why won't my... I literally, my mind keeps on going, say
Encino Man. And it's
Encino Man. And it's the
only thing I can think of. It's
Encino Man. Is Idiot
a movie?
Because Idiot...
Because Lewis is one. I'm joking.
You're great.
I can't spell anything.
Come on. Uh... Uh... I'm joking you're great I can't spell anything come on oh I can do it
iRobot boom
that's a TV show
that went into my fucking head a hundred times
it was a movie
iRobot
we're both saying iRobot
i fucking robot bitch that's the answer hey Doug is it iRobot. We're both saying iRobot. I fucking robot, bitch. That's the answer. Hey, Doug, is it iRobot?
Sometimes
I have used iRobot if I
can't find something that fits in the theme.
Other times, I'm just like, there's no
other movie that begins with I that's
about fighting, so I just
went with Iron Man a second time.
Oh! Oh my
God. From
1931
You mean the new Iron Man?
No just that same one
From the 30s
That nobody's ever heard of
From 1931
That was apparently a boxing movie
So Tully it all comes down to you
The letter A
we're finishing out spelling
Ellis Mania
I don't remember which A one Jason settled on
did he pick above the law
no I think he settled on
Ant-Man
I would like to select above the law
and I would like to say
that I had written down
Ali.
Oh!
Fuck!
It was a goddamn coin flip.
Yeah, that was a movie
that was totally about boxing.
Good one, Doug.
Who hit who
in the Bill Cosby,
Harry Belafonte movie it's about uh uh you
know there's a whole boxing oh i forgot that part yeah they gamble on it i guess and the guy gets uh
isn't it uh jimmy jj walker is one of the boxers maybe or i'm lying nobody's ever seen that movie
yeah nobody cares but it you know i remember being a fun movie at the time but you know i
don't know why anyone would revisit it now.
And yet you did.
Speaking of it, I'm not going to watch it again.
I was just happy that I found two movies to begin with,
L, that had something to do with boxing or fighting.
And that is the end of that game.
We did not have an official winner,
so that means that Kevin Kraft gets to go first in our final game.
have an official winner. So that means that Kevin Kraft gets to go first in our final game.
We're going to play one
more game to determine who gets to
go home with. I can't even use the expression
prize bag with a straight face
because it is just a pile of a bunch of
stuff in boxes
and out of boxes and there's some bags.
Good luck to whoever
wins all this stuff.
Or, you know what
whoever wins
everybody just mob that person
and take whatever you want
why should we wait till tonight
to start some vicious
fighting
Kevin you're going first
in Last Man Stanton
oh fuck yeah
it's a survival game much like the career of the late, great Harry Dean Stanton.
We're going to get the name of an actor or actress from a preselected audience member,
and then you guys will take turns.
We'll switch the order around.
We'll go Kevin, Tully, Lewis, Mike, and Jason.
And all you gotta do
is name a movie that person was in.
If you can't think of one, you're out.
But you get to go to a lifeline.
Crazy Richard Asians.
Kevin's.
Kevin.
And Jason can go to Brady.
Go what?
Jason, your lifeline
is Brady. The gentleman who made, your lifeline is Brady.
The gentleman who made the name tag that said Kevin
on it.
And Mike
has got to go to that guy.
So good luck with that.
Fuck.
And Louis
has a Greg in his corner as well.
Who's in your corner tonight
when you fight tonight, Louis?
Do people come up to you and do they have to cut your eyelid open and that kind of stuff? has a Greg in his corner as well. Who's in your corner tonight when you fight tonight, Lewis?
Do people come up to you and, like,
do they have to cut your eyelid open and that kind of stuff? He'll be swinging in on Bisping's nuts.
Yeah, this is when I'm going to be swinging on Bisping's nuts tonight.
Yeah, Bisping's going to be in my corner tonight,
Diego Lopez, Justin Silver, and my buddy Chris from Brooklyn.
Holy shit, that's a crowded corner.
Yeah, they're not fighting. He's fighting for him, though.
Remember that. Yeah. Once the bell goes, that's a crowded corner. Yeah, they're not fighting. He's fighting for him, though. Remember that.
Yeah.
Once the bell goes, you're on your own.
I know.
Well, you know, I'm starting to think
that you're on Ryan O'Neal's side now, Ellis.
No, just I remember one time I was going to fight
Sal Masekela before I got okay at boxing,
and he called me and said that Mayweather Sr.
was now training him, and I was at a corner in a light with Mayhem, and I was like, fuck, Mayweather Sr. was now training him. And I was at a corner in a light with Mayhem.
And I was like, fuck.
Mayweather Sr. is training himself for this fight.
He's like, yeah, it's cool.
It's pretty interesting.
You know, when the bell goes, is he in the ring fighting for him?
No.
He's fucked, dude.
These people can't fucking do shit.
No, yeah.
Let's not get it twisted.
Bisping didn't train me at all for this.
He just folded me in half twice, and I was like, yeah, we're not doing this anymore.
So let's not fucking pretend that I got this fucking superstar fucking training team.
I trained in a little gym in Brooklyn, NYC Grappling Club.
Special shout out.
And it fucking humbled me, the whole experience.
And I'm going to fuck up Ryan O'Neal
tonight. Oh boy!
Usually
those kind of gauntlets aren't thrown on
Doug Love's movies.
A whole different podcast just broke out.
Yeah, yeah. I love it. Well, good luck
tonight, dude, and good luck
in this game.
luck tonight, dude, and good luck in this game. Because it could be anybody's game.
Where is Donovan Jack from Twitter? That's you?
That's an awfully long delay.
Yeah, it took you a second. Oh, yeah, that's me. Donovan Jack. And what's your actual name? Donovan.
Jack.
Your last name is Jack?
Middle. Middle, okay.
So your last name's FM?
Alright, so
you are going to
give us the name of
an actor or actress,
and then I will survey the faces of my guests
to see if they feel like it'll be a reasonable competition
or if I have to get a second name from the audience.
What do you got?
Oh, nice.
Works right into the theme.
The films of Sylvester Stallone.
I could win this.
You guys.
I told you it's anybody's game.
I didn't know what Donovan Jack was going to say.
See?
Okay, all right.
Yeah, so anybody could win.
When does it start?
Tell me when it starts.
Very soon.
Okay.
Yeah, any minute now.
Doug, can you do sequels or not?
Remind me.
What?
Can you do sequels?
Yeah, of course.
Any movie that's got Sylvester Stallone in it.
I'll even let you name the movie he directed if you dare to do that.
But like I said, it starts with Kevin.
And I'm going to play along.
I'm going to join in.
So I get to go after Tully.
Kevin, the films.
And please know throughout this, it's an elimination game.
So please no help from the audience.
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
At all.
Sorry.
And we'll get through this.
Kevin, Sylvester Stallone movie.
Demolition Man.
Let's hear it.
Demolition Man.
Indeed.
One of the best Taco Bell commercials ever projected onto the big screen.
Cobra.
Oh my God, I was just looking at you thinking
you're the disease and I'm the cure.
And then you said Cobra.
What about when he says,
I should have had a tougher name, like Ellis.
He says that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was going to use it in a skateboard video one time
to start my video part
because the chick that he's banging is like,
because his real name is like some bitch ass name and he's like
yeah, I wish I had got a tougher name.
Skagnetti, isn't it? Like what? Like Ellis.
He meant
like Ellis in Wonderland. Like Ellis.
Yeah, Ellis. I believe his last name
was actually Cobretti.
And that's how he got the name Cobra. But it was like Francis
Cobretti or something. Yeah, Giuseppe Salvatore
Cobretti. What was it?
Yeah, Marion Cobretti. Classic not Yeah, Giuseppe Salvatore Cobretti. What was it? Yeah, Marion Cobretti.
Classic not great name for a
man. Marion.
You know who was named
Marion? John Wayne. Okay.
I was going to wind up to it, but here it
jumped right in.
Sorry. No game for you, Doug.
Alright, okay.
So it's my turn turn I was stalling
because this is so tough
um
Rocky
fuck
I knew that one
Lewis
Rocky 2
uh huh
cliffhanger
yes
Rocky 3
yeah
you really
you really did throw a cliffhanger in there
because I was wondering
I was like
if you say Rocky 3
you're so fucked
but I knew I had 4 in was wondering. I was like, if you say Rocky 3, you're so fucked.
But I knew I had 4 in the pocket,
so I was like,
okay.
Kevin?
I'm going to do this.
Creed?
Yeah.
Okay.
Judge Dredd.
All right.
I'm going to say Rocky 4.
Why the fuck are you not
just taking this?
Rocky 5.
Yeah, Rocky 5.
Rocky Balboa
That's Rocky 6 of course
Oh no
Jason's not happy
Wait nobody said 4 right?
I did
Now all you gotta do is think about
One of the other many movies
Rambo
Rambo
That was close.
Yeah, it's got a fucking stupid full title.
Wait, oh yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Yeah, Rambo, okay.
I take it back.
Kevin?
First Blood?
Yeah.
Tully?
Does voice performances count?
Yes.
Ants.
Ants.
Going back to the well.
You got a little kid cheat code
right there.
You know what else counts? When he
mugs Woody Allen
in a subway
car in the movie Bananas.
Wow.
Lewis. He's gonna win.
He's looking at me like, you just made that up.
Maybe I did.
He's so confident, Bill.
Let's go with...
Over the Top.
Yes.
Mike.
Tango and Cash.
Can't have one without the other.
Tango is an expensive hobby.
Expendables.
Thank you.
What's the full title?
Oh, Expendables 2.
No, I just wanted you to add a little something to the other end. Oh, Expendables 2.
No, I just wanted you to add a little something to the other end.
Oh, Expendables 2.
We're going to fuck some shit up. The other side.
Wait, what?
The beginning of the title.
What's the first word?
The Expendables.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Okay, sorry.
Oh, yeah.
No, I said it right.
Okay, good.
The Expendables.
Okay.
Kevin? Two. I'll go with the expendables two
okay
stop or my mom will shoot
oh
no I don't care what your mom's gonna do we're gonna continue
this game
uh what did you
say Kevin? The expendables
two? Oh yeah yeah, okay.
The Expendables 3, Lewis.
Oh, that's it.
You're done, Lewis.
Oh, man, I had something from Mumble Shooters
in the fucking basket.
Nobody says in the basket.
Okay, all right.
I got this now.
Okay, hold on now.
He's got it.
Hold on now.
You can go to your lifeline.
I do have a lifeline. Yeah, you might take the other ones later. I don't fucking need it, Doug. I on now. You can go to your lifeline. I do have a lifeline.
I don't fucking need it, Doug.
I get it. You know movies better than everyone.
Let's go
with...
Wasn't he in...
He might have been.
No, no, no, he wasn't. Oh, wait.
Yes. Say it. Last Action Hero. wasn't he in he might have been no no no he wasn't oh wait yes
say it
last action hero
wait
hold on
when they go in a blockbuster movie
when they go in a blockbuster video
the cardboard cut out
cause he plays Terminator
in the fucking movie
bitch
bitch
wait
yeah
suck a fucking dick dog
the cardboard cut out counts a fucking dick dog a cardboard cutout
counts
suck my dick dog
no
no you don't
suck his dick
you don't have to
because I don't
think that counts
you don't not
have to
cardboard
cardboard cutout
I like that
Lewis is being
creative here
and I also know
that he's not
going to win
today
so wait tonight or today on this game today at this that he's not going to win today.
Wait, tonight or today on this game? Today.
At this game, you're not going to win.
That's my prediction. Tonight,
it's anybody's game between you
and a very old actor.
Yeah.
Alright.
But I'll accept that just because
it was creative.
Yeah. It right. But I'll accept that just because it was creative. Yeah.
I think I heard...
It seems real.
I think I heard you say that you will take directing credit.
I will, because he also appears in the movie he directed very briefly.
Staying Alive.
That's correct.
Wow.
Yeah, in the early part of the movie, John Travolta's walking down the street,
Stallone walks by, and they both give each other a look.
And it's like,
what? Why did that just...
You know, that's like if Alfred Hitchcock would walk into
scenes and wink at people and then leave.
Jason? Creed 2?
Oh, in production.
Yeah, in production.
Audience members
have your back, so I guess I have to agree.
He's still in it, Kevin Suck a butt, Kevin
Okay
Wow, Ellis Mania is crazy
Come on
So much butt sucking
I'll go with Copland
God damn you
Yeah Eat my butt I'll go with Copland. God damn you. Yeah!
Eat my butt!
I needed that.
Tully, what do you got?
I believe the horrible movie he appeared in with Dolly Parton
is called Rhinestone.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Shit!
Fuck!
What?
That was in everybody's basket, Lewis.
Fuck!
I liked him as one of the Ravagers
in Guardians of the Galaxy
Volume 2.
Back to you, Lewis.
Okay, I'm almost positive
this is the name of this.
I'm not positive,
but I'm almost positive.
Okay.
I'd go to my lifeline
if I were you.
No, fuck you.
Because if you say
the wrong title,
you're out.
Dude, I am fucking,
I'm saving my lifeline
until I need him.
I'm not going to be
the fucking first man. I think you need him. I'm not going to be the fucking first one.
I think you need him. I don't need him.
And do you have a lifeline in your fight tonight?
I believe this is the movie in which he appeared
that was considered sort of a porno, right?
Oh, fucking bullshit.
Absolutely bullshit.
Breakfast at Bunny's?
If he doesn't say...
I don't even know what you're talking about.
I know exactly what you're talking about. It is not.
Am I close? Nope.
They re-released they call him the Italian.
They re-released it and said the Italian Stallion is in this.
Yeah, I don't know what that's called.
You're close, but not really.
But that's not it.
I'm going to go for my lifeline.
Oh, you are?
I tried to warn you that this was going to happen.
I'm going to use my lifeline.
Where's your lifeline at?
Where's that Greg guy at?
Greg.
Greg.
Greg.
I want this guy removed from the building.
Show me Spy Kids
3D game over!
He said that so confidently. I love it.
That is correct.
Of course that's correct.
Still in the game, motherfucker motherfucker i'm standing there with
his arms fold it's almost like there's a light specifically on him just for that moment for him
to confidently say that that was amazing i love you greg all right mike i'm stuck here because
i'm pretty sure he's in a movie and i got my brain and i got this one i got this one and i know i'm
pretty sure though but I also have a
really reliable lifeline and I'm like, do I use it now or use it now? That's my advice. You can
always use the thing that you think that's right. That's actually wrong. Later. Lifeline. My Greg,
let's go. Oscar is correct. Oscar. I don't know why you think it's a comedy, but okay.
Oscar.
Well done.
I don't know why you think it's a comedy, but okay.
Hey, hey.
They tried to make a comedy.
I want to use a lifeline with Oscar.
Can I do that?
Who's Oscar?
I don't know, but he fucking knows everything Sylvester Stallone ever did.
Like, who would be Oscar?
That's just Greg, and he knew one title.
Greg, I mean.
I mean, lots of people in the audience
know one title at this point.
Greg kicks ass.
But what do you got, Jason?
Or do you want to go to your lifeline?
Oh, yeah, I think I should because I'm going to say twins.
Yeah, don't say that.
All right.
I don't have a lifeline.
Yeah, you got Brady?
Oh, I do.
Oh, Brady.
Yeah, Brady over there, yeah.
He says Assassin's.
Oh!
You fucking champion!
Good pull.
Yes!
Assassin's is starring Antonio Banderas. And Sylvester Stallanderas and Sylvester Stallone
that's correct you're getting good at this I'm gonna win Kevin is it Rambo
first blood part two mm-hmm. Fuck yeah. That was just...
I can't believe I let that go.
I didn't say that one because it's confusing.
Tully?
Yeah, the order of the words, I didn't trust myself.
I'll go with my lifeline.
Richard?
What do you got, Richard?
Yes, Grudge Match.
Grudge Match, yes.
What a shit.
Terrific.
Now that was a quality movie.
Yes.
So bad.
You know what else is a great one?
F, period, I, period, S, period, T, period.
Fist.
The great Stallone labor movement movie.
Was that his porno?
No.
No, that was called
Bunny Fist.
Back to you, Lewis.
Back to
Lewis with the weather.
Is it going to be
raining hits down on Ryan
O'Neal this evening? You know, Doug,
I've got to be honest with you, I don't believe
he's made any more movies.
Yeah, we might be out,
but we can't know for sure
until we keep going.
If he has made no more movies,
I am automatically the winner.
Correct, right?
But I think he has.
Yes.
Okay, so...
I've got a few more.
You need more help?
He was in a movie
with fucking Sharon Stone.
Who is it?
I remember jerking off
to this fucking movie
in the 90s.
You're right.
Sharon Stone and Sylvester Stallone fucking.
It was hot.
I really hope you win tonight.
Thank you for playing today.
But you're out.
Heat.
Incorrect.
You're out. Yes. Heat. Heat. Incorrect. You're out.
You don't have to actually leave.
Are you cheating?
You don't have to leave.
Fucking somebody better not be whispering.
No one's whispering, bro.
All right.
Fucking Greg, shut your mouth.
I'm really going out on a limb here.
Shut your fucking mouth, Greg.
Wasn't he in a fucking soccer movie?
Yes.
Called Victory? Yes. Called Victory?
Yes.
With Pele and Michael Caine.
You're up next, Jason.
He was in a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger called The Escape Artist.
No.
Who's called?
The Escape. The Escape Guys. escape artist. Who's called the escape?
The escape guys.
The escapist?
What do you go and buy when you think
someone might be pregnant?
Weed.
Stay.
Besides weed.
Fat?
I'm out.
Don't say it in the audience.
All right.
I know the movie,
but I fucked up on that.
Kevin?
Wasn't like the Rambo revival
called John Rambo?
It was called just Rambo,
and that's why it passed earlier
when it was said.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Okay.
Rambo 3, is that a thing?
Yes, it is. What? Yeah. Oh, that's right. That's right. Okay. Rambo 3, is that a thing? Yes, it is.
What?
Yeah.
Nobody said that yet?
I will go with Rambo fucking 3.
Bing boing.
I fucking hate this game.
I'm into it.
But that's not the full title.
It's Rambo 3 Operation Rambo Drop.
I just said it because I thought of it.
Tully?
Death Race
2000?
That's correct!
Oh my god!
I mean, as long as we're going into the way back machine,
I'll go with the Lords of Flatbush.
He's going to win so easy.
What do you got, Mike?
He's out?
He's out.
All right.
I'm pretty sure he was, for a short amount of time, in Mean Streets.
What?
He's out.
Okay.
Ah, shit!
Somebody says he's right, so I'm going to agree with that.
Dude, it could be Craig's friend.
No, I believe that was one of his first appearances ever on film.
He was in Mean Streets.
All right.
Jason?
Man, you're getting served at Swami's for sure.
Oh, Jason, you're out? I'm out for sure. Oh, Jason, you're out?
I'm out, yeah.
Okay, Jason's out.
Kevin?
Lifeline, you got anything for me?
What do you got for Kevin, Lifeline?
Oh, fuck me, yeah.
But I was fucking...
Escape plan.
Fucking bullshit.
Escape plan, yeah.
Yeah.
I said half, almost 75% of the fucking movie.
You don't give me the point.
You give fucking Rattlesnake a bunch of shit.
Bullshit.
Talismania.
Fucking hell, man.
But they really should make a sequel to Escape Plan
and call it Escape Plan B.
I think I was on to something there.
Tully, you got one more or a few more?
I want to say, don't give me any hints.
I want to say it's
Get Carter,
but it can't be
because that would be
Get Shorty,
so it's just Carter?
No, you were right.
I think you were right
the first time.
Ah, son of a bitch.
So that means he's out?
No.
Everybody gets
a fucking extra bonus.
It was pretty smart.
It was pretty smart.
I'm going to say
Paradise Alley. And back to Mike. I'm going to say Paradise Alley.
And back to Mike.
Okay, he didn't get the get.
What?
I didn't get the plan.
Yeah, escape plan.
Just saying.
I knew all the words.
You never said the word plan at all, even when I tried to trick you into saying it.
All right.
There's a fucking movie where he's a Formula One driver.
Yes.
What?
Yeah.
And Kid Pardue is in it.
Yeah.
Alongside him.
Wow.
And they race and stuff.
God damn it, what is the name of that movie?
You've got ten seconds.
Rush.
No, that's incorrect.
Kevin.
Rambo 4.
No.
Tully.
I believe the softcore porn that Lewis referred to
is called Afternoon at Kitty's.
That's pretty fucking close.
I believe that guy when he...
That guy knows
porn and waves
yeah
we'll surf
we'll watch
Sylvester Stallone
fuck
do you have
do you have any more
answers after that one
or is that
the bottom of the well feed
I believe that
so I will
officially be the winner
but of course
you are the winner
amongst my guests
but I will just put some
salt in Mike Catherwood's wound
and say that movie was called Driven.
Driven!
Alright, great
job everyone. Let's hear it for Michael
Tully, our
winner.
Where's the guy, where's
Crazy Richard Asian? Where are you at
Crazy Richard?
Crazy Richard's way over there? All your prizes are right here, good luck. Yeah dude! Come get them at your leisure.
Okay yeah later maybe. Like whatever works out for you in your schedule today.
We've got, there's a lot of fun stuff happening in Vegas obviously. The doors
for the fights tonight,
Ellis Mania, open at 7
and the first fight is at 7.45
over in the joint.
Is that correct? Yeah, and don't be
late because we don't do what
everybody else does in fighting.
I don't work my way up. It's the
musical chair. First fight is a musical chair
fight, so there's no
undercard where you don't care.
You need to be there for the first fight.
I don't have the boxing UFC program.
I have action from the start to the very end.
And I think we got a pretty cool person singing the anthem, right?
Oh, yeah, and if you don't get there early,
you won't see Dr. Drew sing the anthem.
I'm taking both knees.
Dr. Drew is very handsome.
What about if half the crowd are on two knees
in front of a bunch of other people that are standing up?
I love that. That sounds great.
He starts singing and everyone starts blowing each other.
I love it.
How could you disrespect our servicemen?
Louis J. Gomez,
what do you got to plug? Where can people come see you?
What's going on? Yeah, I'm doing a whole tour
all throughout October and November
across the country, so it'll be
gomezcomedy.com for tickets.
I got a bunch of podcasts, one with
UFC's Michael Bisping called Believe You May.
I got the Legion of Skanks podcast.
Real-ass podcasts all available on my podcast network, which is Gas Digital Network.
Right on, dude.
And I'm serious.
I want you to win tonight.
Thank you, brother.
I appreciate it, man.
Right on.
Mike Catherwood, what do you got to plug?
I have nothing good to plug.
Oh, Dr. Drew.
Speaking of Dr. Drew, we do a health and fitness podcast, The Swole Patrol. The Swole Patrol. So there you go. That's what I have to plug. Oh, Dr. Drew. Speaking of Dr. Drew, we do a health and fitness podcast, The Swole Patrol.
The Swole Patrol.
So there you go.
That's what I have to plug.
Oh, okay.
I knew you were doing something with him.
And then, of course, Jason Ellis, he can be heard on Faction Talk Channel 95.
Wait, 103.
It'll probably change by tomorrow.
Say it with a time slot.
103.
And what slot are you in now, though?
We're on from 2 to 5, and then from 5 to 8.
Pacific.
2 to 5 Pacific.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're East Coast Drive.
I love that slot.
I love coming in at 2 instead of earlier.
Kevin?
I will second that.
You should also listen to the Jason Ellis Show.
You can also check out my podcast, Mad Scientist Party Hour.
Nice.
Wow.
And I suppose you can follow me on Instagram, at Kevin Craft.
I'll post some sweet pictures of my fanny so you can see it.
All right.
Be careful.
They'll take you off of there for nudity.
Butt cheeks are fine.
Butt cheeks are fine?
Is that what a woman just yelled from a crowd?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Butt cheeks are fine if you're you, not me.
Yeah, because his butt cheek has a tattoo of a lady's tits on it.
Oh, man, if I Aria on my butt cheeks
I would so do that
Fucking blew it
And Michael Tully of course also from
The Jason Ellis Show
Yeah Jason Ellis Show, Tully Show
And winner of this show
And winner of this show
One more time for all of my guests
Michael Tully, Kevin Kraft, Jason Ellis
Mike Catherwood and Louis J. Gomez
Doug loves Ellis Mania
can't wait for the fights tonight
and oh here pass me your name tag
so I can read some shitheads here really quick
as always that doesn't have one
he told me what it is
oh he told you what he say
oh that was the winner
yeah that's the winner.
It was just so big, I settled it there.
This doesn't have anything on it.
Brady is a shithead.
The Greg wrote one on the back.
Ryan O'Neill is a shithead.
That's why Louis J. Gomez
picked that name. That's some good interns.
And what is this one?
This one doesn't have anything on it either. Where's this guy
at? Who should I call
a shithead to close out the show?
My wife!
Wait, your wife
is a shithead?
Alright.
My wife!
His wife is a shithead.
Thank you guys for coming.
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