Doug Loves Movies - Mike Carrozza, Martha Kelly, Samantha Ruddy guest
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Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug, and I'm full of turkey. Also, I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies.
It's Sunday, November 27, 2022.
And my guests today are a last-minute replacement and two returning champs.
I say that out loud because I've got to cross out the old name right in the new name.
It's Martha Kelly, Samantha Ruddy, and Mike Carrozza.
Yay.
Woo.
Hello.
All three of y'all.
Hello.
Let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically by first name,
which means Martha Kelly is here. Hello, Martha.
Hi, hello. Thanks for having me.
Thanks for returning. You champion. You won the last time you were on.
And that means you get to come back right away.
And so it's good to have you again.
Thank you for having me back.
I have a question for you, Martha.
Have you seen the motion picture Disenchanted on Disney Plus?
I have not.
I don't have Disney Plus anymore, but I might get it back.
Yeah, just do a free trial
or something.
Check out Disenchanted
because I think it might have
your favorite thing in it.
Does it have Alvin and the Chipmunks?
No.
So close.
In a strange way, even better.
There's a talking chipmunk in it who gets a magical spell cast on him,
and he turns into a talking cat that still has chipmunk features.
Can I ask, is the movie Disenchanted the sequel to the Amy Adams movie Enchanted?
Okay.
Should I watch Enchanted first?
I mean, if you really want to get to know this chipmunk before he becomes a cat,
then I guess that'd be the way to go because he appears in both films.
Okay. And I was not only excited to introduce this character to you
because I know you love cats and chipmunks,
but also the person that is the voice of the character
was going to be one of the guests today,
but I'm shaking my hand at the skies because of the American aviation system that we have doesn't get people where they need to be when they need to be there.
So we're going to have to reschedule him to another time.
But I was so excited to introduce what I think will be the biggest fan of that character.
Yeah.
I wanted to say, hey, your biggest fan is right here.
She doesn't even know it yet.
I wanted to say, hey, your biggest fan is right here.
She doesn't even know it yet.
Do you want to take a minute to text Griffin to let him know that I'm his biggest fan?
I'll tell him right after the show because he and I, he's stuck in an airport somewhere.
So he and I will continue to discuss when we can circle back and have him on the show.
So as a result, a friend of the show who has always a delight when he makes an appearance was reached out to because I just looked at my Twitter and he just tweeted something.
It's the system I have when it's last minute. You need somebody need somebody if somebody's tweeting they probably have a couple minutes to spare and uh so that's why we're so lucky to have mike
caroza hey mike hey doc thanks for having me back uh and thanks to griffin for staying at the
airport a little longer than he needed to uh hell yeah yeah or in a plane i think he
might be in a plane i think he might have been a fancy wi-fi purchaser and so he's just in a plane
telling me that it's uh being delayed or or he's on the ground i don't i don't fully understand
his story other than uh he wasn't able to do this today and And Mike, you're in Canada as we speak, yes?
That's right.
I'm in Montreal, baby.
City of Angels.
That's what it's called.
Well, I'm in the other City of Angels, I guess.
The lesser City of Angels.
And there's plenty of angels in Brooklyn, right?
Samantha Ruddy.
I live in Queens, which is also called the City of Angels.
The City of Royal Angels.
I just thought it was crazy because it's not even a city, you know?
Yeah.
You just burrow right in there. It's not even a city, you know? Yeah.
You just burrow right in there.
Not unlike a chipmunk.
You, of course, Samantha, are another dangling champ of returning to the show to continue your reign.
Where are you at with chipmunks and cats?
I like them both.
Not necessarily together, though,
so I'll have to check out Disenchanted.
Right.
Well, I saw that.
I watched Enchanted again to get ready for Disenchanted,
and if you'd asked me before I watched it again,
I might have said that the chipmunk in the film is a squirrel.
And I think somebody even calls him a squirrel
in one of the two movies.
And then there's a retort and somebody else says,
what's the difference?
Like squirrels and chipmunks are the same,
which is just not true.
I hate to say i had no idea it was a chipmunk right i did watch enchanted uh which i enjoyed a lot and i 100 just thought it was a
squirrel yeah i think that's what i think that was the kind of conventional wisdom.
I guess we just weren't
concerned with it, but in this new one,
the term chipmunk
is thrown around a lot, I guess
to give them more identity.
In this day and age, it's important
to give
Pip the correct label.
It's fun, too,
in the original Enchanted, you know how
Pip can talk in the animated world,
but then when he comes to Earth, he's
like a non-speaking
chipmunk.
He sounds like Alvin
the Chipmunk, but he's just murmuring.
You can't tell what words he's saying.
When he speaks in the
animated world, he's got like a Brooklyn accent.
He's like,
yeah, I'm here.
Which I just nailed.
Just love a
chipmunk with New York energy, you know?
Sounds like a good time.
Yeah, no, he's a fun character
and especially the animation of his character in the live action scenes.
The animated chipmunk is pretty impressive.
But, you know, Martha's already been around that block many times
because, of course, the chipmunks in the Alvin and the chipmunks films
are all pretty exquisitely rendered yes
they just seem real right yeah they do they do seem real before we play some games today
i would like each of you to uh recommend a movie and since we're just now finishing up
Thanksgiving
month, November
I've been asking everybody
and would like to ask you the same question
to name a movie that you're actually
thankful for
if such a movie
exists for you. On the last episode
people whipped out brand new movies
that they were thankful for
which is
cool but it can be something from your youth you know or something you've always you know a classic
doesn't have to be something current let's start with mike oh my god i know you were making noises
like this is a tough question so that's why i'm going to you first well i was ready with like
what's the last movie you watched you know i was like
i was ready for like recommendation are you thankful for the last movie you watched oh i
am not the last movie i watched was that lindsey lohan falling for christmas movie why did you do
that out of curiosity were you just are you rooting for her um i well yes one i am rooting
for her but two i read that it it was so bad it's funny.
And there were some genuine moments that were hilarious without intending to be.
And but if you're looking for a movie to enjoy for what it wanted to be,
then that's not going to happen with Falling for Christmas, the Lindsay Lohan vehicle.
It's a shame i think she should she should have like got you know got involved in like a real movie not like a
silly hallmark kind of uh yeah toss away thing you know hell even like a solid cameo and a good
christmas movie would have been like oh wow look at lindsey go but this is just like all right so her character has amnesia from a fall and the villain is a queer coded uh character who's
like just a a rich guy who likes instagram and oh god it's just it's just so it was so bad it was
so bad but like we laughed so much we got a little baked and it was perfect
for what we wanted out of the night so i guess i am thankful i'm grateful for having that i guess
all right what's it called falling for christmas falling for christmas because get this she falls
and then she forgets who she is and it's uh the other thing is you're supposed to be the underdog,
the little guy.
Oh, my God.
The little guy is the guy who owns the resort,
the ski resort that's just smaller than the big one next door.
And that's who you're supposed to be like.
But oh, but he's the poor guy.
And we're supposed to love him for his his love for the game. And oh, he's the poor guy and we're supposed to love him for his uh his love for the game and
uh oh he's he's doing his best but you're like no that's still he's got money he's just like he's
he's he's doing all right and you anyway it's a whole thing it was wild it was such a bad movie
the clip they show a clip on netflix when you you know are looking just trying to read about it
and uh it's the clip where she
falls and hits her head.
The effects are terrible.
Oh God, it's so funny.
It's so bad.
She falls down the mountain for a long time
before hitting her head.
Way too long.
What about Lindsay Lohan as a child?
As an adult, are people like,
she's that actress who falls down
and rolls down the hill like you know what i mean like that's she was such a good actress as a child
in parent trap and uh mean girls and freaky friday i mean freaky friday had some wackiness in it
there's some so just my luck but and she does have a big fall in mean girls she falls into the
trash can in the hallway when she's walking with the plushies for the first time.
There's also very violent
crack falls in Mean Girls, that's for sure.
All right.
Well,
no one is falling for this
recommendation, I'll tell you that.
No, but I am grateful for the night
I had because of it.
It was a fun night altogether.
But man, if it didn't exist, I'd feel just as good.
Yeah, I think I'll probably watch it.
I'll probably get sucked in.
But there's so much stuff now.
So much.
Martha, what are you thinking?
What's the movie you're thankful for?
I have had a bunch of movies um to consider
for this but i think i'm gonna go i'm gonna follow mike's lead with a movie that's so bad it's funny
which is mac and me i'm very thankful for it i'm actually going to watch it later now that I think of it.
The first time I saw it, I was quite high.
And this was in the 90s.
And it was amazing.
But it's still really funny when you're not high, which I won't be this time.
But that's how genuinely awful and weird that movie is that little like alien i mean you know
et that puppet in that movie was ugly and weird enough looking but then to add just absolute
creative failure to the mix and come up with this alien creature that just not for a second is it believable
no you can the faces it makes they're horrible i from yeah i i feel like from when i remember
the faces of the alien family and mac is the main one it's mostly perpetually in a surprise state with his mouth in like an O.
And then like everything that that was that E.T. was celebrated for, Mac and me does a bad version of it. because i think et's voice i think i remember it was like deborah winger did it and like
the animatronics of the et puppet were really lifelike like all this stuff and then
mac is just all they do is whistle
yeah they just always they always look shocked or like they're
whistling or somehow both
at the same time.
And then Mac makes the
kids, the kid who finds
him, he makes his life a lot
worse.
And there's one part where
if you, anyone who watches
it for the first time or watches it again, there's a part the part when Mac gets into their van.
It truly you can tell somebody just off camera through a puppet through the van window.
It doesn't.
It's so good.
Everything about it is a delight.
Yeah. Real misfire. good everything about it is a delight yeah
real misfire
all I know is that bit that Paul Rudd
kept bringing clips of Mac and me to Conan
for years
still did it
still just did it like the last time he was
on with Conan on something like on
Conan's podcast I think
is that clip the one
where Mac pushes the kid in the wheelchair
down a huge hill yeah yeah that's the one yeah oh it's so good i can't get over how perfect the
creative failure is it's so harsh but also apt that's great So it's also my last plug of it.
So Reese's Pieces became famous because the kids in E.T.
used them to like as treats for E.T.,
but they weren't his main source of nutrition.
But in Mac and Me,
Mac has to drink Coke specifically from mcdonald's
and that is his nutrition and it's just it's just like coke and mcdonald's we're like
let's just do et but for very little money it love it. It's very strange that those big companies were, like, actually, you know, kind of behind it, especially McDonald's, because it really is a big ad for McDonald's, right down to him being called Mac.
And just, like, just absolutely mainlining Coke, like, to survive is hilarious.
It's so great, yeah.
Specifically Coke from McDonald's.
That's so stupid.
Well, you know, because the fountain at the McDonald's,
the Coke comes out of it.
You can't get that taste anywhere else.
You can't get that, like,
the spigot hasn't been cleaned for months kind of taste.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't get the
disdain of the teenager refilling the syrup anywhere else you know oh lord well samantha's
been listening to these uh suggestions and i i feel like it must have you must have been influenced
i'm absolutely by these choices i i cannot deny it i am not a leader i am a sheep
and i was going to give a sincere answer and now i just want to talk about a movie that wasn't
great but i can't stop thinking about okay uh i watched don't worry, darling. Oh, I had a feeling.
It's so it's like I listen, I'm I'm not like here to judge anything, but maybe a little bit the script. The movie's not a bad movie except for the script.
And I don't think I've ever watched a movie like that before.
Like where like the shots are beautiful the performances are
amazing oh well you know minus one uh you guys can yes uh and the music's good because everything's
great but it just doesn't the body of it yeah and also it's hard to care understand it is but i would just i would watch florence pew scream
monologue for two hours straight anyway oh yeah oh yeah um yeah i guess it was worth seeing and
it does it does leave you thinking about it because you're just sort of thinking, why was it that long?
Why?
I just, you know, because also it's like,
yeah, it's stylishly directed,
but like, why?
Like, the style should have been to like,
get us kind of consumed by this beautiful world
that she's living in. Right.
And to live the fantasy with her.
And then it's gotta be not so pretty and not so stylish anymore.
At some point, if you're trying to,
if it's trying to be dramatic and scary, you know, but it's still,
it's still, I don't know. It's a, it's a, it is a interesting experience.
I guess I just can't stop
asking why.
Yeah.
Every question I have about that movie
is just like, why this though?
Yeah.
May I ask a question
really quickly? You need to go to a Q&A
where you're the only person in the audience
and the question
is just why every time
what were you gonna say mike i was just gonna say like samantha does it make you like the movie more
if uh if i told you that olivia wilde spent a lot of the media uh marketing uh being like in my movie
women come and then you found out what the twist was and you were like oh great this is awful
anyway or um was that not a factor and how much we uh loved hated it i did enjoy the i enjoyed the
press circus yes that was a while i think she's i think she's being misquoted i don't think they
have the full quote in In my movie, women...
What's this saying, Mike?
What did you say?
In my movie, women come.
No men.
In my movie, women come.
Second to men.
That's what the full quote is.
See, I misquoted.
Thank you for the correction.
That was my bad.
I didn't do my research prior. That's the the full quote is. See, I misquoted. Thank you for the correction. That was my bad. I didn't do my research prior.
Well, it's like, that's the thing also.
I get people talking about a movie and what it's like or everything,
but I just had too much of it put into my head
that it was like that 70s robot movie.
Yeah.
It definitely was like a retread of a lot of
various things.
Yeah, but especially the suburbia part.
I kept waiting for everybody to be,
you know, for all the women to be like being
replaced by robots.
But then, of course,
this movie had a different
twist, I guess.
It's like Stepford Wives, but in twist, I guess.
It's like Stepford Wives, but incel?
Yeah, exactly.
Incel Stepford Wives is a great way
to describe it.
I feel
like I've been thinking about this movie so much
that, honest to God, Doug, the last time I
was on, I might have talked about it.
Oh, maybe.
I don't think you recommended it, though.
No, I'm at a point where I recommend.
Wow.
All right.
Well, I mean, if someone's got a choice between falling for Christmas or Mac and me or Don't
Worry Darling, I don't think, you know, I think that's a tough
call.
It depends on how much you want
to laugh at it.
Because I think Mac and Me is the most laugh
at-able than Falling for Christmas
and then Don't Worry Darling. I didn't enjoy
the aspects of Don't Worry Darling.
I didn't enjoy it in a
isn't this bad or isn't that fun
sort of way. I was just more like, I wish or isn't that fun sort of way i was just more like
i wish this was better just sort of how i was feeling about it yeah i thought it was very
effective in making me upset like it was an incredibly frustrating movie like in its content
and i just walked out furious but that might have also happened had to do with the drunk guy who was
in the theater like yelling at the screen like you should be grateful for like the last 20 minutes oh my god yeah yeah a lot of people got refunds
that night wait was he sorry i haven't seen it was he yelling who in the movie did he think
should be grateful uh florence pew's character the darlings yes she should be grateful. Florence Pugh's character. The Darlings.
Yes.
She should be grateful that her husband works
for this weird-ass company that's like a big cult.
She gets to live in Palm Springs and cum.
She gets to cum and go as she pleases.
But not really.
She's not allowed to leave.
She's allowed to cum, but she's not allowed to leave. She's allowed to come, but she's not
allowed to leave.
Alright.
This conversation is gross.
Thank you
for all of your thankfulness
and we're going to take a quick
commercial break and then we're going to play some games.
We'll be right back.
Hey, we are back and
I'm going to start us off with a new game that i came up with
yeah uh it's called top kill now this doesn't sound like a game for someone who enjoys alvin
and the chipmunks movies let me tell you it's not as violent as it sounds.
It's called Top Kill because I'm going to say something like a fact, and then you tell me, the game is for you to tell me if it applies to the James Bond film A View to a Kill
or the flight attendant comedy View from the top or neither.
So it's kill top or neither.
And Martha gets to go first.
If she guesses between those three options incorrectly,
then Mike gets a shot with only two options.
And if Mike misses, thenantha gets the gimme point
and um we'll do a few of these and um each time someone gets one right the
next person in line gets to go first on the next one ready martha i'm ready
all right have you seen either of these films i have not seen either one of them okay so that's
perfect uh which uh has an actor in it who is going to be a guest on my eight guests of hanukkah
show at largo in los angeles on Sunday, December 18th.
So in other words, which one of those movies or neither do you think has someone in it that I know and convinced to be a guest on my show schedule permitting?
I think that it's your guest will be daniel craig from a view to a kill
all right now i don't want to rub in how incorrect that answer was
but daniel craig took over that role many films later okay can i change my answer no it's too late you're locked
in you already got the uh the boeing wrong answer noise so we move on to mike and that leaves uh
view from the top or neither okay view from the top i don know. And I don't know when it came out.
And I'm going to just guess neither.
I'm saying neither.
You're going with neither?
No, I'm going.
You're wrong.
Sorry, didn't change it quick enough.
Samantha gets the gimme point.
As long as she remembers what just transpired.
a gimme point as long as she remembers what just transpired um i'm gonna i'm gonna answer with uh view from the top yeah the flight attendant movie yeah view from the top uh features the
great josh melina as one of the uh flight attendants along with uh gwenny paltrow and christina applegate and uh yeah and he's uh
like i said uh as long as his schedule doesn't change he's locked in to be one of my eight guests
at largo on december 18th and that's one point for samantha we go back to martha gets the first
shot at this next one a view to a kill or view from the top or neither has an actress in it with the
last name duty um view to a kill that's your final answer that's my final answer you think
a view to kill has duty in it. Yeah.
But not Daniel Craig.
We've established that.
Yes.
That is correct, Martha.
You did it.
We did it.
Allison duty is in a view to a kill.
And I wish her well out there, whatever duty is up to these days.
It's not my duty to follow duty, but I wish her well.
Can I just interject and ask, has everybody heard and seen that clip of the newscaster saying, D.D. Mega-Doo-Doo?
No, but I'm laughing at you saying it.
Well, after we're done, we should
all go look it up.
There's a reason for a newscaster to have
to say DD Mega Doodoo?
Well, she mispronounces
a name and that is her best guess and then she immediately
apologizes i meant to say darren aronofsky
oh megaduty that is crazy what could that even have been? McGregor, maybe?
McDonald's?
I don't know.
You have to just Google it after the show.
I promise you'll enjoy it.
I don't know if I'm going to spell Mega Duty right.
All right.
So, Mike, you get to go first on this next one.
If you get this one, you're going to tie it up.
Okay.
It's exciting to have a tie situation.
Okay.
Was released in the 90s.
Is that Kill or Top or Neither came out sometime in the 90s?
God, I don't know. neither hasn't been right yet and i'm gonna go with uh i'm gonna go with that logic that because it hasn't been i'm gonna go
neither i'm saying you think it's neither is due yeah because a view to a kill sounds like one of
the older bonds and i don't know bond so well i don't i don't think it's in the 90s and then i've you could be in the 90s i'm just
saying neither you haven't chosen neither yet i'm gonna i'm gonna stick to that you're just
playing the odds yeah like doesn't even matter to you like whether or not you're right you're just
like i'm strategizing this seems right yes i like i like a good strategist. And here's my response to your answer.
That is correct.
You did it.
You pulled it out.
It's now a three-way tie.
I don't know how.
I mean, this level of excitement on a Sunday afternoon, I can't handle it.
Especially when I don't have my football on.
All right.
So the way this shook out is that Samantha gets to be first on this final
tie-breaking question.
If you get this one right, Samantha, you win this game.
And, of course, all that means is you get to go first
in our next game but it still could be a power position it's important to me you never know
it's important to you okay um all right so here we go samantha be ready martha
samantha doesn't get this.
I'm ready.
All right.
Does not have an Avenger in it.
Is that kill you or neither?
All right. um all right just my instinct is that kill doesn't have an avenger
that's your instinct yes it's not having an avenger in it your answer is
a view to a kill good answer that's It's family feud time. Good answer.
Good answer. Thank you. Thanks, guys.
Thanks. Let's see if it pays off.
Oh, you're all wrong.
For real?
Yeah, for real.
Which Avengers in it?
Hang on. We gotta go to Martha.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Neither. Oh, neither.
Oh, why'd you arrive at that conclusion?
Isn't Gwyneth Paltrow in the Avengers?
I don't know.
No, the invention.
Yeah, I don't know if she is an adventure now you mentioned but i guess she is by the end of uh she's got like her own suit on flying around at the end of uh the last one that
she was in so i think that i think that makes her an avenger but that aside the answer is you are
correct it is neither this was a tricky question because uh view from the Top also has Mark Ruffalo
who is indeed definitely
an Avenger
and then
the View to a Kill has Patrick
McNee in it who is best known
for his role in the TV series
The Avengers
he was an Avenger
before The Avengers
yes what an exciting conclusion, Martha. You did it. I don't want to play anymore.
messages.
All right.
We are back.
That was an exciting first game that we played.
And it was a new
game. And so to
continue a tradition of
having two new games in this
episode, this next game is new
as well.
And it's called The State
of Motion Pictures.
Martha
is going to go first.
Okay.
Then we're going to go
what was the other last
time?
Martha, Mike, so that's them.
We're going to go to Samantha
and then to Mike.
Very similar to the last game in that
when it's your turn, you get a guess,
but the difference being this time
when you guess and you're wrong, you're eliminated.
Yeah.
It's going to start off easy and get harder, I hope.
That is the plan.
Like I said, we'll start with Martha I'm going to name
a state in the United States apologies to Mike and to Canada I didn't plan this game
to try to make you at a disadvantage of any kind I'm being bamboozled but if Twitter's any
indication a lot of canadians know
more about american states and their names than than americans do so i will name a state and then
you will tell me a movie that has that state in its title okay and if you match the one that i've
written down because most a lot of states don't have any movies that they're in the title of.
And then some only have one or two.
There aren't a lot of states that appear frequently in movie titles.
So it's awful narrowed down, but that's part of the trick to it is sometimes the movies might end up being too obscure.
So I'm going to try to start easy and work up to harder ones.
Like I said, if you miss one, you're eliminated.
Please stick around to the end of the show to support the remaining players.
Okay.
Martha.
Martha.
Give me the title of a movie that has the word Texas in it.
Okay. Before I do that, I do want to say that the last game we played,
it was for sure a team effort. So we all won in my opinion.
Having said that, if I that, when I'm eliminated, I am going to leave the Zoom immediately.
Oh, no.
So, okay.
Best little whorehouse in Texas.
All right.
See, this is not that difficult of a game thus far.
Yes.
Let me give you the correct noise sound.
Very well done.
Now we move on to Samantha.
Your state is Arizona.
Raising Arizona.
We did it.
We nailed it.
So far, so good.
See, I was worried someone would get knocked out in the first round.
I would feel silly.
Like I didn't make it obvious enough.
But let's go to Mike.
like I didn't make it obvious enough but let's go to Mike
see how he
does against these
powerhouses of the
US of A
the state is
Mississippi
I want to
say Mississippi burning
you want to say the correct thing
oh yeah
nicely done now we're going back to Martha and this game You want to say the correct thing. Oh, yeah. Nicely done.
We're back.
Now we're going back to Martha.
And this game, it turns out, is much more suspenseful than I intended it to be.
And, Martha, your next state is Alabama.
Oh.
Oh, no.
I know.
God damn it. You got this. Oh. Oh, no. I know there... God damn it. You got this.
Okay.
Oh.
Sweet Home Alabama.
Yes, that is correct. Oh, my God.
I can't believe
we almost lost you
over that movie.
Sweet Home
Alabama. Recently recommended by one of my guests
i forget what i asked for was it joe de rosa because it was just on tv i just listened to
that episode yesterday i think yeah he just loves that movie for some reason i don't know when it
comes on it's a few little movie what's his name josh something flies a little plane yeah why not josh lucas the voice of home
depot oh or low maybe he's low he's one of those okay um are you ready samantha i don't feel good
about it but i'm ready. Right?
This game's got to get way too hard way too soon.
But let's see how you do with the state of Idaho.
All right, I'll see you guys later.
You can't think of any movies that begin or end or have Idaho somewhere in their title?
Meet Me in Idaho.
Oh, man.
How great would that have been if that guess was correct?
But I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to say, Samantha the the answer i was looking for is my own private idaho
uh i've never heard of it so at least i don't have to beat myself up
no you don't have to feel bad about now of course the filmmaker who made the movie would might be sad because i'm sure i i'm figuring
you probably have heard of gus van zandt maybe no uh drugstore cowboy get his ass sam get it
no i don't really and he just did and he might have done pretty well for himself with a movie called Good Will Hunting.
Oh, that one I've heard of.
Yeah, that guy.
I mean, he's made a lot of little indie movies.
He made a movie called Elephant about school shooting that was very disturbing.
But anyway, Samantha, like I said, you're welcome to stick around and watch what happens or listen to what happens with Mike and Martha.
But it's always great having you on the show.
Thank you so much.
And good luck, Mike.
Mike, what do you think of Motion Picture with Now now I'm really worried
about how this is going to go.
The state is New York.
Oh.
Gangs of New York?
That works.
That's it.
It does work. Congratulations.
Alright.
There's a lot of those for New York
New York does come up a lot
in movie titles
so that one was pretty
suspenseful
we're back to Martha
hello
hi Martha
I feel like
it's anybody's loss
at this point
but we'll see what you come up with
with the state known as Georgia.
Georgia Rules starring Jane Fonda and Lindsay Lohan.
That is correct
oh no do we have to give the stars
I love you do not have to
that was just like
that was really Martha being really
show offy
and
good for her I say
Samantha you still there yeah I had to good for her, I say.
Samantha, you still there?
Yeah, I had to find out what happened.
Yeah, okay. I was just checking in with you.
All right. Are you ready, Mike?
I am.
The state is Alaska.
Alaska.
Yeah.
Alaska. I kind of feel like Alaska yeah Alaska
I kind of feel like
Alaska would be one of those
one of those states with just a movie
called Alaska
like there's a band called Alaska
there's a bunch like a drag
queen Alaska
I don't know
let's just call Alaska I can't
think of anything
I'm just going to say Alaska
Is there anything called just Alaska
I love this as a strategy
Because
Because honestly later on in the game
There are a few states
Where you know
An answer or the most obvious answer
Is just the state's name but i maybe there is a movie
called alaska but that's that's not what i thought of does it help you at all mike if i told you
that it involves hockey
um because i think as a canadian you should know what all the hockey movies are even ones that take place in alaska uh well here's the thing i i can't reveal a gap in that knowledge without facing some criminal
uh charges so i'm just gonna have to say i know a lot about hockey movies but i don't want to
talk about them right now uh because i i don't want to get in trouble uh well also i don't want to get in trouble. I feel like hockey aficionados like this movie,
but it's probably got a little bit of a divide
in terms of how people feel about it.
Because it was David E. Kelly, motion picture.
He writes a lot of TV, of course.
But I guess he was passionate about hockey enough to write this movie
and convince folks like Burt Reynolds, Russell Crowe.
I forget who else is in it, but it's got a good cast.
It's called Mystery Alaska.
Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
Oh no, no clue yeah that's a that's one that you can put on your uh you know you don't know not to put on your must-see list but uh now you've got that uh you got that golden
piece of information the next time you're playing pub trivia definitely and when the authorities
come to my door asking me about uh hockey movies as they do
yeah and then uh there was uh you know there was the climate change uh environmental disaster movie
with uh steven seagal uh took place in alaska but that did not have alaska the title. Oh. It was called like One More Time. That's not it.
That's not
the correct answer.
Congratulations are going out
to Martha Kelly. You're our winner
today. Oh, thank you.
You didn't have to just walk
off on us. You got to
hang out and win.
Would you like to try one more martha just to uh
you know seal the uh the deal uh yeah and um if i don't get it right i'd like to forfeit my
champion title that's just your way of saying you don't want to come back on the show and i understand that
i get it no um all right so let's try another one with you though see if you can get one more
really show off uh your knowledge uh the state is minnesota oh oh can you think of a movie that has Minnesota in the title?
No, but I will tell you that the movie Purple Rain takes place in Minnesota, and that's as close as I can get.
I think he really came close to calling it Lake Minnetonka, Minnesota was the working title of purple rain but uh this is a motion picture that starred keanu reeves and cameron diaz and it's called feeling minnesota
what yeah feeling minnesota i don't know if that's that title's always stuck with me because
it's like what what is feeling minnesota exactly what does that mean you know
you're cold i mean like blue hawaii i get that um oklahoma of course is a state and a musical
and all you got to do to make the state into a musical is at an exclamation point at the end and um does anybody know what
i would have gone with for florida florida project that's it the florida project exactly
um all right martha kelly what do you do you want to do some plugs? Well, what am I?
Wait.
Wait.
Any movies or TV shows or anything coming out?
coming out uh the uh a movie that will come out next year so um i don't want to plug it um yeah i'm currently unemployed and avoiding uh interacting with other people as much as possible
just to get through the holidays so i'd love to plug just being online and getting mad at people.
So that's what I'll be doing.
That's a perfect plug. And it's it's at Martha Kelly.
There's nothing tricky about it.
On Twitter for, for however long it's still there.
It's Martha Kelly three.
for however long it's still there it's martha kelly three and then instagram and hive are uh m kelly atx i'm not really i'm i mostly retweet people i don't i'm not i'm not calling people
cunts anymore like they used to do damn do you re-hive anybody is that a thing i have re-hived
some people um yeah i'm i yeah i don't really have anything to plug other than just being the
champion of doug loves movies i'd like to plug that yeah definitely uh come back for more as soon as possible and both two samantha ruddy
thank you for being here thank you for waiting to the end after being
unceremoniously dispatched i got nowhere to be in that crazy game what would you like to plug uh well i'm also on hive martha so let's hive up i'm at
samley matters on there and also all other social media uh twitter instagram you name it
um and i have a show coming up uh doug will this air this week yeah tonight oh my god okay so i got a show i got a show coming up uh next sunday which will be
december 4th and it's at union hall in brooklyn at 5 30 called cozy sweater awesome
mike carosa what that's a fun name for a show oh thank you yeah yeah we try to make it feel like uh just like a
nice mug of hot chocolate uh thank you so much for having me this was so fun even though i lost
my title that's another good name for a stand-up comedy show hot hot mug uh
uh mike caroza what do you want to promote buddy uh well look i've got i've got a lot to promote
let's just say uh mike caroza m-i-k-e-c-a-r-r-o-z-z-a on twitter and instagram and hive
um i'll be in san francisco for sketch fest uh january 26th to the 30th doing some fun stuff there and I
run a show in Montreal
so if you're in Montreal area
December 8th at Rustic on
Sherbrooke that's R-U-S-T-I-K
it's
it's a loud
bar but we make a show happen there
and last one we did was sold out
and we're hoping to do the same thing this time
so if you're in the Montreal area, come hang out.
Yeah.
Come on down.
Be loud.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Fit right in.
I love it.
And thanks for being a replacement.
And then what's one of my shows are you doing in San Francisco during Sketch Fest?
I am doing the movie interruption of those
are revealed though right the uh yeah yeah okay lost boys which i have not seen and will not see
until uh the movie interruption that's perfect yeah you know i think you're going to enjoy it
on its own merits but it's also a fun movie to uh there's lots to make fun of
because it's very uh you know very a lot of a lot of brooding uh teenage oh i'm so excited i'm so
excited also i think we're both doing uh arden's podcast about the bachelor will you accept this
rose yeah it'll be when the new season is in full swing of the bachelor with zach and i'm excited because i took a break from paradise this year oh really you couldn't take it
anymore oh the last season of the bachelorette was so awful i needed a break my co-host of my
podcast was upset about it but i had to be like look i need it you gotta you know when it comes to reality tv you gotta look out for your own mental health
uh definitely doug loves movies eight guests of hanukkah in los angeles december 18th at largo
all of my dates are douglosmovies.com i got my shows coming up in the holiday taint uh in san Holiday Taint in San Diego and Irvine and San Francisco.
So much San Francisco.
All that Sketch Fest stuff that I was talking about with Mike.
Plus, I'll be there for one night only on New Year's Eve with Laurie Kilmartin
and lots of other funny comics at Cobb's in San Francisco.
What a delightful
almost an hour with the three of you.
Thank you again to Samantha Ruddy, Martha Kelly,
and Mike Carrozza.
And as always,
okay, I'm there.