Doug Loves Movies - Natasha Leggero, Riki Lindhome and Moshe Kasher guest
Episode Date: April 10, 2017Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Doug welcomes "Another Period" stars Natasha Leggero, Riki Lindhome and Moshe Kasher to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and C...alifornia Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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there's still not one that he won't see Doug loves movies.
I was like, why is the table so low?
Because they switched it up and put the table on the... Hang on.
Yeah, make some noise if you can. Woo!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I totally did it you guys
I will come out and rearrange my own stage
Woody how many times do you think we've done this show here?
It's the first time they put the table all down low like that
Where I can't reach it
Oh shit
My name is
Hey everybody My name is Doug Hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies!
Coming to you once again from Meltdown Comics,
the Nerd Melt showroom at Meltdown Comics
on, what are we calling this, Sunday, April 9th, 2017,
Los Angeles, California.
And I need something for my jet lag, you guys.
And what I need for jet lag is name tags.
Oh, look at the name tags.
Amazing turnout. What's this blue man standing in before me who's that supposed to be
that's who cobra commander oh okay he's got his he's got his little blue helmet on
and then what's the name tag say dave did confused
it's funny that it's daytime and I
can't fucking see the name tags
because it's so dark
in here and all the lights they turn on are
directly over your heads.
Have I seen that
Hamed Wood before? I have
seen it before. I'm glad that I recalled it.
Good name
tag. Did I pronounce your name right?
Hamed? Alright, cool
I don't want to offend anybody
Have I seen this ex machina one before?
Last week?
It's been longer than a week since I did a show here
You motherfucker
What's this one with all the blue lights on it?
What's going on there?
It's somebody on a broomstick,
and it's Christy's delivery service.
Oh, like Kiki's delivery service?
I hate anime.
What else?
Doesn't matter what I think.
What are those two Batmans?
There's two halves of a Batman?
There's Batman and Batmandrew.
And they're next to each other.
What if only one of you gets chosen?
Will it end your friendship?
Oh, my God.
I feel so bad.
Oh, and there's just a box of Voodoo Donuts over there.
It's tough to throw donuts in this venue
because the ceiling's so low and the fixtures are so nice.
I don't want to fuck anything up.
But thank you to everybody
for bringing all of that stuff.
And good luck being chosen.
Doug plugs.
Three, count them, three shows
here at Meltdown over this week.
There's, of course, Today, which is happening now.
So there's a couple tickets still available and then Tuesday April 11th that's this Tuesday at 9
o'clock 9 p.m. and then next Saturday April 15th at 420 who's gonna
participate in a tax March next Saturday is anybody doing that because oh shit
one of my producers is doing it,
so he's not going to be here to record the show.
So it's just going to be a live event.
I think it'd be fun.
I don't know if it's going to happen,
but I think it'd be fun to do an episode of Doug Lo's movies here
where there's three or four people in the audience.
Not 10 or 12,
because then that's fucking sad.
I'm talking
like such a bad turnout
because people want to march on tax day
and make that point.
So I'm encouraging everyone to march
instead of coming to my show.
Let's see what happens.
Plus this week I'm doing stand-up
At the Improv in San Jose, California
That's Wednesday night
We will play
Last Man Stanton with audience members
If they bring name tags
And then I got
Doug Lowe's movies, Benson movie interruptions
And some stand-up
Are all coming to Nashville
Austin, Rosemont, Illinois, Denver, Boston, and more.
Go to DouglasMovies.com.
That's DouglasMovies.com!
From the corrections department, The Lost Boys was filmed in Santa Cruz.
People care about these things so i gotta you know
i gotta wake somebody up in the corrections department there are cranky people in the
corrections department they don't even want they're like are you sure we need to correct this
and uh you know in that case i think it was really. The prize bag is from my recent stint as the Tournament of Champions winner.
Thank you.
I got a lovely bag.
And then, of course, inside that bag is a box of Delush's cookies that I always re-gift.
Yeah, they're nice.
Also, some good stuff in here.
Well, not this, is it?
One of my CDs.
But a sippy cup from one of the Broadway shows
I saw over the last week.
Can't tell you which one this was from.
They're generic.
They don't put the names of the shows on them.
I think they should.
Oh, but speaking of shows,
specifically, I saw Natasha and Pierre
in The Great Comet of 1812,
and they give everyone, not everyone,
select audience members,
an egg that does this. and they give everyone, not everyone, select audience members,
an egg that does this.
So there's this one song where suddenly they want the audience
to do the percussion.
And I'm like, fuck you.
This is breaking many labor laws.
There's a musician's union in this town.
So that was fun.
And then, oh, a pipe from Peacemaker. Oh, a cute blue one. There's a musician's union in this town. So that was fun.
And then, oh, a pipe from Peacemaker.
Oh, a cute blue one.
Avatar Blue.
Oh, this is fun. One of those ceramic cigarettes that, like, you know, you smoke it,
and the cops think you're just having a regular cigarette
until you drop it, and it makes a clink.
Makes a clink noise.
Okay, that's all
the stuff I brought, plus
everything brought to you
by my guests. Three good ones.
Three repeat guests today.
Please give a big warm welcome
to Ricky Lindholm, Moshe Kasher,
and Natasha Leggero!
Hello.
That's a long clapping audience.
That was cool.
Yeah, they're long clappers.
Wait, people bring signs to your... How long has it been since you've done the show, Natasha?
I swear backstage Natasha was like,
wait, do I have to talk about movies in this?
That one time you came to one of my weed shows
and you were like,
I thought this was going to be about movies.
My career is so confusing,
but she's back.
It's Natasha Leggero,
everybody.
Thank you.
Last time I did this show,
I got hate mail,
so I've been scared.
You did not,
no one sent you
anything through the mail.
You got some comments
on the internet
which I hope
you've learned
to ignore
they were like
how could you not know
that that was the name
of the movie
you are so uneducated
like education
has anything
to do with it
that's rough
that's a bit of a
no I don't remember
I just remember people
being very mean to me
yeah well
they're not gonna be mean to you after this show
because I made sure to book other people that know less than you.
I take that personally, Doug.
I mean one specific person.
Fuck you.
At least I know the theme of the podcast.
Motion Casher's here, everybody.
Hey.
Thrilled to be back.
Moshe doesn't like movies before 1980.
Oh, is that the cutoff?
That is pretty true.
Well, I like movies from the 70s.
Before the 70s, I'm out.
I'm not interested anymore, for sure.
So just the 70s, that's it?
No, I like the 70s, the 80s, the 90s.
But mostly you like things
from now? Mostly I like
really short movies that are online
in hubs.
What?
They're cool. I watch them from
about 11.05
to 11.15 every night that Natasha's
out of town.
I'm talking about pornography, you guys.
Oh!
Yeah.
Now I get it.
I like to masturbate to pornography.
Porn hubs.
I was like,
what is this hubs he's speaking of?
I want to check out these movie hubs.
I want to watch the 10 minutes of a movie
before I go to bed at 11.15.
Did you hear, though,
that the model of Pornhubs
is they're having difficulty stopping people
from uploading real movies to these Pornhubs now
because of the way that the model works.
People are uploading full films.
Star Wars, you go get your jerk on,
and then right after that, get your epic masterpiece on.
Yeah, I'm usually ready to go to sleep after that,
but that's cool not me that's
what I'm ready for a three-hour sci-fi epic Moshe has a new program premiering
soon on Comedy Central right April 18th problematic starting me so what happens
on the show?
You just go around being irritating to people?
It's called Problematic.
That's a pretty dire assessment of my personality.
I think I'm kind of delightful.
Was the original title Moshe on the Street?
Yeah, it's like Billy on the street, only a little gayer.
But you're not gay!
That's the weird part, that you seem gayer than him?
How is that possible?
No, I've gotten into men's workwear,
so I'm feeling a lot more masculine these days.
But no, the show is thematic.
Every episode is a big idea.
So we've done cultural appropriation.
This week we're doing how the internet is changing your brains. Every episode is a big idea. So we've done cultural appropriation.
This week we're doing how the internet is changing your brains.
We're doing the dark web.
We're doing the robots are coming.
That's a show about robots ejaculating.
And every week we have like an expert on.
And I interview the expert.
And then we do some comedy stuff around it.
And then we get into the audience like Phil Donahue style.
It's a whole new kind of TV.
I'm very excited about it.
I'm excited about it too.
April 18th? April 18th, Tuesday.
Yeah, 10 o'clock.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Comedy Central.
On Comedy Central.
I should say that.
Six seasons in a movie.
That's what you got to start getting everybody to chant.
From your lips to the God that does not exist ears.
Yes.
No, I believe in God.
I'm just kidding.
To the eternally changing executive ranks
at Comedy Central.
Those are the gods that I believe in.
As a Jew, I pray to studio executives as my God.
But speaking of Comedy Central,
Nishasha and our other guests are the co-creators
and co-stars of Another Period.
It's Ricky Lindholm.
Hi.
Thanks.
Hi, Doug.
It's so exciting to have you guys
here together.
Thank you.
And the smart money today
is on Ricky to win.
This is so fucked up, Doug.
Just for that, I'm going to win.
Okay.
Well, you never know what's going to happen,
but like I said, Ricky's going to win.
I don't feel like I'm that good at this stuff, though.
It's not that you're good, it's that we're bad.
I feel like I'm right in the middle.
But Ricky, you take in a lot of stuff.
You watch a lot, right?
Yes, I'm constantly taking in media, like, 24-7.
That's true.
Yeah, so she's gonna win.
I just don't want to hear
my own thoughts.
And so I'm like,
podcast, TV, anything
until I go dead asleep.
And then as soon as I wake up,
I'm like, TV, podcast.
Repeat.
It's a great way to live.
It's a great way to almost live.
Yeah.
I dare say I'm very close to that.
If I'm not podcasting myself, I'm
listening to someone
else's entertaining me.
I'm always looking for something.
I could zone out for two weeks
and do nothing.
Like, take in nothing.
Not even look at your phone?
Not if I have anything to say about it.
You know what I'm saying? You're going to take in a thing or two.
I have sex to say about it. You know what I'm saying? You're going to take in a thing or two. You know what I'm saying?
I have sex with my wife.
Oh, yeah.
Did we mention that yet?
Oh, yeah.
We're married.
If you don't know that, that sounds real fucked up.
That Moshe guy is a sexist piece of shit.
What a predator.
He's just another guest on a show, and he's saying, take my shit in?
But now that you know she's my wife, I'm a sexist piece of shit. What a predator. He's just another guest on a show and he's saying, take my shit in.
But now that you know she's my wife,
I'm a sexist piece of shit.
It's all good now that we're married.
Then I get to tell her what to do.
Agree with me.
When are we going to see more or another period?
When does it come back back I think end of July
early August
we don't have a date yet
but you've just finished
shooting all of them
yeah we're all done shooting
we've edited
we've seen cuts of five episodes
you were a guest
yeah I got to go
and be old timey
you and Steve Agee
and Andy Kindler
yeah and they
they shaved me
completely clean shaven
and from that... Pubes too?
We're really
committed to period accuracy.
Men didn't have pubic hair back then.
Wait, they probably had an abundance
of it back then. It'd probably be the opposite.
I should not have let them do that.
Look.
Plus my character had pants
on for the entire
two minute scene.
Hey look
I don't know that much
about movies.
Seems like you don't know
much about the 1900s.
Nobody had pubic hair
back then.
That did not
make people laugh
in the way that I wanted it to.
So yeah
so I
but this is how
shitty my
how long ago was that?
Maybe a couple weeks?
A month ago?
A month?
Three weeks?
This is how bad my beard growing is.
That I haven't shaved since doing that show.
And this is, this is, this is what I've got.
This is where I'm at.
It's a good in between though.
I like it at this length.
It's crazy.
I think it's all right.
For those of you that are listening at home, he's got one little curly hair.
That's it.
It's cool.
Curly white hair.
Super white hair coming out of my chin.
All right.
Oh, one more thing about your credits and whatnot.
Ricky?
Yes?
Poison Ivy in the Lego Batman movie.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
That was fun.
How exciting is that?
That was so cool.
Can you say a line from the movie, like how you say it?
I don't remember any of my lines from the movie.
It's like, you know, we went to the premiere,
and when you're watching the premiere,
everything's just flying by.
And, of course, I've seen it 70 times since then.
Really?
No, just a couple times.
But, you know, one of the reasons I've seen it again is to be like,
what did I say in that movie?
Like, what are my lines?
And now I've kind of got a handle on it,
but there's a lot going on a lot of the time in that film.
Oh, you're in it, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was a long way to go for Doug to be like,
I'm in that film.
Sometimes you gotta see a movie seven times
and be like, what are my lines in this movie?
Well, no, because you go in and when you record,
you just say a bunch of shit.
And then the movie comes out and you look at it.
And then you see it and it's so fast.
I feel like my character was on screen a lot,
but I had maybe five lines or something.
Well, there's a lot of group shots of all the villains and stuff.
I am getting an action figure, though, I've been told,
which is cool.
Yeah.
I know.
Ooh.
Is it a hit, Lego Batman?
I'm sorry, I don't read the trades every day.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really good, actually.
I love the movie, not just because I'm in it.
It's very popular, yeah. I mean, movie, not just for the minute. It's very popular, yeah.
I mean, I'm a big fan of the first Lego movie,
and so then when they asked me to be in the second one,
I was very excited.
But you do see that it's like a mashup.
Lego Batman.
Yeah, we see that, Natasha.
I mean, this is like...
I don't know if you guys get this or not,
but Lego Batman's actually two separate concepts put together.
But if you're not aware of it and you hear about it,
it seems kind of silly.
Well, definitely you're not the target audience for the Lego Batman movie.
I mean, I'm glad it exists.
Obviously, people love it.
Two of my friends are getting action figures
because of it, you know.
I didn't say that I was.
I bet you will, right?
You're Bane.
Yeah, you're right.
All right, let's go down the line and find out.
The guests on the show, Natasha, just to catch you up to speed,
they bring something for me to give away to an audience member who each of you will play for an audience member by choosing their name tags.
And what do you have for us, Moshe?
Oh, I brought a limited edition poster
that this artist in Washington...
When you do Sasquatch,
they make a limited edition poster
for a local artist for each comedian.
And this was from a bunch of years ago,
but they're really cool,
and I don't even know who the artist is anymore,
and I just love this so much.
So if you're a me fan, it's a picture of me, and it's really cool and I don't even know who the artist is anymore and I just love this so much. So if you're a me fan, it's a picture of me and it's really cool.
And if you aren't, it's a useless piece of trash for you to throw in.
And then this is an antique license plate that I bought on eBay thinking that I would decorate Natasha my home with it.
And I found out very quickly that we do not have the same aesthetic taste.
and I found out very quickly that we do not have the same aesthetic tastes.
So I've, you know, you live and you learn.
This is how relationships work,
but I thought I would pass this on to someone else
so that she'll stop yelling at me.
I mean, I never yelled about it.
I just said that was not a good idea.
You were just like, we're not putting something
that comes out of the belly of a shark on our wall.
But what's the significance of this one?
Why did you buy it?
I mean, it's a long story, but it used to be.
We've since moved, but it used to be our address.
And I thought it would be like a cool address number.
And she just didn't agree.
It says Mississippi and then an L.
It's going to be so confusing to people.
That was not your issue with it, if I'm being honest.
October 1963.
Anyway, it's now yours, people.
People suddenly get up.
I don't think I want to play, actually.
Yeah, I think it would be great to just put up on your wall
and people say, why do you have a license plate on your wall?
You could say, because Natasha Leggero
didn't want it on her wall.
I mean, that's kind of a neat...
It's cool.
It's art and a license plate,
so you do realize that it's like a mash-up, right, Natasha?
Points.
All right, Natasha. I saw it when you walked in
And I love it already
What do you got for us?
Well I have a roll of toilet paper
That I use
It's bright pink
Bright pink toilet paper
I don't know if you can see
But it's kind of like a dark pink
It is now.
I bought these for parties,
and I love putting them up there on the... These are hard to find, so...
And then here's also a pink legal pad.
Pink legal pad?
You just brought a couple of pink things.
Well, you know, they're things, they're signature things.
I like to write only on pink legal pads.
Okay.
This is from the on-brand collection.
Keep it pink.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is that?
Is that for my gift?
No, it's just instant audio. Just from how quiet it got in general.
So used to having people on the panel
that won't shut the fuck up,
and you guys are so polite.
Oh, I should go more?
Cool, cool.
Ricky, what do you have for us? I have a bunch of garfunkel and notes merch
i have um a garfunkel notes toothbrush those exist oh hell yeah and a garfunkel and notes kazoo
if you get this and you blow into it it's not broken you have to hum into a kazoo no most
people don't know that most people blow into it and they think it's garbage, but it works. You just, you know.
So, and then I also brought So now you have whatever Ricky has.
You have my lip gloss.
Which is funny, the pipe that I put
in the bag, people think it looks like a
kazoo, so also, don't get
those confused.
Suck on one, hum on the other.
That's just
a life lesson right there.
You can find out more about that on a certain hub.
That's called foreplay right there.
What else you got, Ricky?
I also brought three signed Garfunkel and Oates CDs.
Kate's done a bunch of Big Bang Theory,
so if you're not a fan, you can eBay these
or put them out somewhere.
Someone will buy them.
Her signature's worth a lot, so you could sell them.
Yeah, so that's it.
Wait, you think her signature's worth more than yours
because she's been on Big Bang Theory?
Yes, I do.
Okay.
She says an exact dollar amount, it's actually worth.
All right, wait, there's a toothbrush?
Yeah.
That's a cool kind of merch.
I think that's good.
Put your logo on useful shit.
People will use it.
I know we have lighters.
Should I start putting my name?
You're right about this kazoo.
Does not work if you blow into it.
Should I put my signature
on the toilet paper?
Oh, that's a good idea.
Yeah, the real Big Bang. It's like a doo-doo joke well no I was thinking in general to sell on my website but I could do it now I guess actually that's
a good idea every paper on your website printed though you know so every square
has your autograph on it that would be kind kind of cool. Oh, my gosh.
You have to sell Natasha Leggero toilet paper.
You know what I sell on my website?
I sell tampons with a tassel on them.
I just bought one.
I just remembered.
Like when you graduate, you move the tassel from one side to the other?
Wait, where does the tassel go?
It hangs down. It doesn't make sense. Does it scratch you? Wait, where does the tassel go? It hangs down. I mean, it doesn't make sense.
Does it scratch you?
No, no.
You put the tampon up, and then as you're just walking around,
there would just be a tassel kind of going.
Does it stimulate you?
It really is a stupid idea.
It doesn't make any logical sense.
I mean, that could probably go on Moshe's hub.
It could catch on with strippers who don't want to take those days off.
Somebody wants that.
I would call that a gag gift.
Yeah, me too.
Well, that's an amazing array of things you guys brought.
Thank you for that.
And somebody's going to win all of that in a little bit.
But first,
I've got to ask you guys some questions.
We'll start with
Ricky. Since you guys have a show
called Another Period,
and Moshe's been on it too,
let's just go down the line
and name, Ricky,
what's your favorite period film?
Oh, I thought you were going to say period.
June 1997.
This isn't Doug
Love's history.
I was like,
there was only one of those
and it was a huge relief.
Oh, I see.
I can only remember
loving one.
Well, I'm just going to say
mine first then
just to get it out of the way.
My favorite period film
was Carrie.
Go ahead.
Oh.
Sure.
Mine is There Will Be Blood.
Oh, I'll drink all of that milkshake.
Doug, it's early.
Why are you doing this to us?
It's only five-ish.
I can't think of any period movies.
Really?
Merchant Ivory films?
Do you have a favorite of those?
I can...
No.
I don't know why I can't think of any.
Do you have some that you watched as research at all?
Like for your show?
The Age of Innocence?
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw that.
Martin Scorsese's?
Yeah.
I did... I took that in visually.
Yeah, there was a lot of the detail,
like a lot of place settings and stuff in that movie, right?
A lot of pillow fluffing, a lot of tracking shots.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a weird-ass movie.
I might have been also tweeting and Googling
while I was watching it.
I defy a sleepy person to sit through Age of Innocence.
Get through the whole thing
if you're sleepy, because it's not going to happen.
It's a real snoozer.
I don't know why I can't think of any other period films.
What isn't a period film?
I sort of feel like Batman Lego
was probably not considered.
That was blood.
There's blood that fell all over. It was a joke about periods.
We were going back and forth between menses
and...
No, I know, but I thought that...
Because it's hard...
Because now something from the 70s sometimes feels like a period film.
That's all I was thinking.
That's what I was thinking.
Dances with Wolves.
Then I was like, oh, wait, that's a Western, not a period.
How do you determine what's a Western?
No, but it was...
Even in its time, it was a period film because it was about much earlier.
Right.
Dances with Wolves.
As soon asilton becomes a period
film that will be my favorite one you love hamilton yeah so you're the one i know so you're
the white person that likes hamilton you're the one driving that international hit totally yeah
you love it you uh do you have the whole thing memorized? Not the whole thing. But like, can you say some of it?
Right now?
Yeah.
Will the audience say it with me?
Wait, in the Poison Ivy voice though.
In Poison Ivy?
Hept is a bastard, orphan, son of, okay, nobody knows this.
I don't believe you.
I don't believe no one in this audience knows Hamilton.
Probably not.
Whoa, you guys are cool, man.
Hell yeah.
That's so crazy.
I thought I was going to have
like a sing-along going.
Well,
that's boring.
Do you know it, Doug?
You love musicals.
Yes, I do.
Yeah.
And I enjoyed that one
a great deal
and I listen to the soundtrack
a lot.
Do you have it memorized?
Mm-mm.
No, they talk real fast.
Yeah.
That's what I love.
Garfunkel and Oates lyrics are so fast.
I'm like, if it's playing, I could do that thing where I say every other word.
But I can't.
Not the...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I know him, that can't be.
I know the songs where they really sing.
That was pretty good.
Yeah, thanks.
Natasha. Natasha was pretty good. Yeah, thanks. Natasha.
Natasha only watches period movies.
Yeah, what's your favorite period film?
Well, that's what I mean.
Like, just a movie from the 30s isn't a period film.
No, no.
I'm talking about a movie where you get everyone involved
to dress up in costumes from another time,
but while it's being made, it's modern.
It's in modern times.
Annie, maybe? time while you and but while it's being made it's modern it's in modern times annie maybe
mine is birth of a nation but not the sequel i like the original
i love that annie's a period film to you well yeah it was the 20s and 30s right i think yeah and they did it in the 80s that's true okay very well done good job Annie is really good
yeah
it's so great
Annie's a good ass movie
I like Mary Poppins too
I'm sensing a theme
no but I like
the old Merchant Ivories too
and you know
I like
yeah my favorite
Merchant Ivories
Remains of the Day
that's really good
yeah because if you
sit through the whole thing
there isn't any
can I just
say one reason why it's hard for me to watch
a lot of those period films is because I feel like
they're all starring Keira Knightley.
It's true. She's like
really hard to watch. She's a bunch of them.
She's not inspiring to me.
This is a podcast. Oh, I like watching her.
I just get bored. You would never show up at her house
with a series of signs about how you love
her, even though her black boyfriend is sitting in the living room?
No, she's a great actress.
I just, you know, it doesn't speak to me.
I like that they're like, she's period perfect.
It's like, she has a British accent.
I think that's what you mean.
Yeah, she nails that.
Yeah, like, Gwyneth Paltrow was good in Emma.
I thought that was a good one.
You know, like, casting is important for stuff like that.
Actually, mine would be Star Wars, technically,
because it happens a long, long time ago.
No, but that's fantasy.
It's happening.
Yeah, I never got behind that long time ago thing
when they've got technology that surpasses ours.
Yeah, but it's a galaxy far, far away,
so they started earlier.
Well, how'd they even get the cameras there?
It's like the weirdest question of all of the available questions.
I really just asked a period thing just so I could make my Carrie joke.
I didn't know you guys would take the question so seriously and not have any answers.
I don't have any answers. I know.
You can't even win in a simple
just name any movie
game. 25 minute digression
later. Well, the accuracy of
the sconces in that
film.
Get the crickets out.
Well, I brought the
cricket noise because we have cricket
issues here at Meltdown.
And when the crickets went off recently, I made that cricket noise and then they stopped.
Because they're all trying to mate with each other.
And then when I'm making the noise, they're like, hey, we're not going to fuck no person.
So then they shut the hell up.
So I'm hoping that's how it works.
Next time they go off.
What a profound irony to have crickets at a comedy club.
I know, we talk about it.
I imagine so. It's sad.
I wonder if they started coming here because they were like,
there's a great opportunity for us.
Yes.
We could really get noticed in this town.
There's a terrible comedian down here.
Follow me.
We've been just hanging out outside
on a beautiful night.
It seemed to fit perfectly.
Or there's some comedian that never got booked here
who's like, I'll show these motherfuckers.
I'll create a colony.
Oh, yeah.
Some guy with a bag of crickets shows up.
Totally sabotages everything.
That's just a great idea for a wacky scene in a movie.
Just a guy fucking over another comedian
by just releasing a bunch of crickets.
Did you see the video online of the funeral
where they release these doves?
It's all about like, oh, Jesus, the Lord,
and we release these doves as a deep symbol
of the rebirth of all spirits and souls
and fly free, and the dove flies out
and a big rig just runs right into it.
And it's on video?
Yeah, it's available now.
On one of these hubs.
What do you type in to find it?
When doves cry?
You should do an album called,
This is What It Sounds Like When Doves Cry.
Oh. Ooh, that's good. But then it'd have to be an album where This is What It Sounds Like When Dougs Cry.
Oh, that's good.
That'd have to be an album where I really bare my soul.
I don't think that's going to happen.
Ricky, here's a tougher question, maybe.
Maybe not.
Last movie you saw.
The last movie I saw was called The Best Worst Thing That Ever Could Have Happened.
Did you guys see it?
Isn't it so good?
I saw it.
I loved it.
Yeah.
Tell them about it.
You're the person who I thought knew Hamilton.
I don't know why.
You have that musical kind of face.
It's a documentary about the making of Merrily We Roll Along in the 80s that was supposed
to be this huge hit for Sondheim, and it only stayed on Broadway for nine days.
And it's like, oh, it's so good.
Jason Alexander's in it.
He was like 21. It was a failure
at the time.
Giancarlo Esposito is in it.
Right. And
then if you follow Broadway
at all, there's a bunch of people that did other stuff on
Broadway. The guy who played Robbie the Creep in
Dirty Dancing is in it. That's who made it.
Yeah. Good
pull. Thank you. I mean, who made it. Yeah. Good pull. Yeah. Thank you.
I mean, yeah, it is.
But the thing that's amazing about it is that that musical has gone on to be performed tons
of times.
Like, it's rare that a show is a complete bomb on Broadway and then just lives on and
people perform it and love it.
Yeah.
People are super into it.
I love those songs. Robbie Baby. Is that the one? Oh, that's Company. Yeah, people are super into it. I love those songs.
Robbie, Baby, is that the one?
Oh, that's Company.
Oh, okay.
But the thing that went wrong with the Merrily We Go Along
is they thought it would be fun to do a show
where people who are all 16 to 20 years old
started off in the play playing 50 and 60-year-olds
and then got younger as the play went along.
And everyone was like fuck this like why
are these children playing these older people it was so sad though so many of them got their hopes
up so much that it dashed them forever they were like i can't do show business i'm in the next
sondheim show he probably hadn't had anything remotely close to a failure prior to that
and uh was also just a super smart nice man like he befriended all of them. Oh, my gosh. It's a really interesting documentary.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh, when they're at the party.
He's in the movie, yes.
He wasn't in the show.
That recording of him at the party playing,
we started out like a song for the first time.
And all the cast members kind of crying.
Like, oh, it's so good.
You guys have to see it.
It also sounds fun to look at Jason Alexander as a 20-year-old.
Because he seems like he's been 60 his whole life.
Oh, yeah. He was running around even during then
just screaming about shrinkage.
He was funny, though, because Jason Alexander
was the only person who had his head on his shoulders.
Everyone else was in tears and like,
this is the best thing that ever happened in my life.
And he was like, yeah, you know, if this isn't good,
then I'll get something else.
Some little thing, maybe TV, I'll look into that.
Yeah, it worked out pretty good for him.
Yeah.
So it's a fun documentary.
If anything we've said about it sounds interesting to you,
check it out.
Otherwise, don't bother.
Okay, I won't.
Right?
I mean, it's just, it's a very specific thing.
It's a niche, yeah.
Are you into Sondheim?
Well, what about the one that wasn't a hit?
The Venn diagram is just a white dot.
Natasha, what was the last movie you saw?
Okay, it was really good.
You guys have to go see it.
It was called Get Out.
It's as obscure as that Sondheim doc.
I saw that late.
Moshe went and saw it again with me.
I brought her the second time, yeah.
Oh, you saw it and then you were like,
she would like this, so...
Well, I wanted to see it, obviously, so...
But you said it was good on your second viewing.
It was good.
It's a good re-watch, for sure.
Once you know where it's all going,
it's interesting to see how they get there.
It was kind of cool because, yeah,
that movie is so great,
and also you're sitting there thinking,
I can't believe this movie never got made before,
and also Jordan is the only person
that could have made this movie.
So I think that's like a really cool sweet
spot for film. I loved it.
I thought it was so good.
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
Me too.
Anybody not like that shit?
Then you might like a documentary
about Sondheim or some bullshit.
If you didn't like it
you can get out.
This is a meeting for get out lovers.
And that's what
Natasha and Moshe are, get out
lovers. We only
fuck to that film now.
It's real weird and specific
but hot. And
someday it'll be a period piece.
Nope, no it won't. We've got great news. No, I'm just kidding. but hot. And someday it'll be a period piece. Nope.
No, it won't.
We've got great news.
No, I'm just kidding.
What was the...
So,
was seeing it again
with Natasha,
was that the last movie
you saw?
Unfortunately,
I have been...
I have not seen
as many movies
as I would like lately.
Get Out was the last movie
I saw.
That was a week ago.
And it was also
the last movie
I saw before that.
Oh. So, it's the last two movies I've seen.
Yeah, we can't even go too deep
with you. It's the same
fucking answer both times.
Yeah, sorry.
You know who I like a lot in that movie
is the white people.
I know. I was about to say Bradley Winford
but then I was like we should make a joke instead
because who cares but
he is so good all the time
like ever since West Wing
I've been a huge fan of that guy
the casting is 100%
from top to bottom I would say
it's really good
it would have been fun to have Keegan-Michael Key
show up in a role just a little wacky would have been fun to have Keegan-Michael Key show up in a role.
Just a little wacky.
A little wacky.
Would have been nice to have Obama's anger translator.
I'm sure Obama would be angry about this.
Well, Get Out is a movie that, applaud if you still haven't seen it.
Now those same people applaud if you are going to see it.
See, that is the trouble with society today.
That's it.
That's the one problem.
Is that we cannot really talk about it because there's still people that want to see it and don't want it spoiled.
It's been out a huge hit for a month now.
No doubt.
We're also at war with Syria.
That's another problem.
Yeah, you're right.
As world problems go, we've got a real
number one and number two on our hands.
Let's all just go to the bathroom.
What was the last...
So now you're going to really have to think back,
because you're busy making your
TV show for Comedy Central.
I get why you haven't been to the movies.
I actually do remember the movie I saw before that.
It was really good.
Okay, tell us about it. It was also a documentary about...
It's called Exporting Raymond,
I think is what it's called.
Is that right?
And it's about the guy, Phil...
Rosenthal.
Phil Rosenthal,
who was asked by Russia,
our enemy or ally,
to bring Everybody Loves Raymond to Russia and redevelop it in Russia.
And it's this nebbish little Jew dealing with the horrifying realities of Russia.
Russian TV making, but really just Russia.
And it's such an interesting, weird, cool culture clash film.
It's really good.
That's on Netflix?
I don't know if I saw it on Netflix.
It was for a period of time, but
search it out if you can, because that
dude's very engaging in general.
So interesting. He's a very smart man,
and I'm sure it's a fun
watch. And just before that, speaking of not fun
watches, I saw Hypernormalization,
which I saw. That's another documentary, which is
really a mind-buster.
One person
clapping in the back. It might be the crickets.
It's Stephen Sondheim.
I saw it as well!
That's what Sondheim sounds like.
I am Stephen Sondheim!
But Hypernormalization is a real
mind-bender. What's it about?
What does that mean?
It's hard to explain what it's about, but it's basically...
It's the people who did Century of the Self.
That's right.
It's this guy, this filmmaker in England.
Anybody remember?
Anyway, whatever.
He just combs through the BBC archives and finds media footage from the past,
and he just laces it together while essentially reading an essay
that he's written about society and culture,
and it's really intense,
and it's basically about the idea,
this is not going to be funny,
but it's basically about the idea
that all of the governments are,
stability is slipping through their fingers like sand,
and so they're trying to present to us
this world image.
I'm sorry you asked, motherfucker.
Trying to present this world image. I'm sorry you asked, motherfucker.
Trying to present this world image to us, the masses,
that everything is okay,
and meanwhile they know nothing's okay.
We're all living in this lie.
This lie, not even a simulation.
So another thing, check out Problematic, April 18th.
Wait, what is that?
The people are with me, that's applause.
Oh, I thought that was the crickets.
Yeah, we got applause, crickets, rim shot, but we got a whole drum kit right here.
Do you have like a waa-waa?
No.
No?
That would be good though. I'm gonna invest in one of those. Do you have like a... No. No? That would be good, though. Yeah. I'm going to invest in one of those.
Do you have like a boing?
No, I said we got...
Applause, crickets, rear shot, and boo.
That's it?
Do you have like a...
And it just says B-O-O,
so I think you'd press it and it would go boo.
Turns out, no.
It's a long boo.
All right.
Okay, my boos.
Are we going to use that book and have to guess names and stuff?
Well, fortunately for you, Natasha,
the Leonard Maltin game is a thing of the past.
So the games won't be as complicated.
That was impressive when people were good at that.
Right?
I mean, it's...
I'm impressed by it.
Yeah, yeah.
So it takes a certain type of brain.
Yeah, today it's a whole new ballgame.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, the games should be...
I hope they're easier than that one.
But we'll find out.
Are they brand new?
We'll find out the hard way.
Well, I forget how long it's been
since you've been on, Ricky, but...
Christmas.
12 guests of Christmas.
Yeah, so you've played Last Man Stanton.
That might come up today.
I don't remember it, but yes.
Yeah, I think we played it
for the entire time at that Christmas show. Oh, okay, yeah. Now I remember it, but yes. Right? Yeah, I think we played it for the entire time at that Christmas
show.
Oh, okay, yeah, now I remember it. Okay.
Alright. I just didn't know it was called
Last Man Stanton. I don't know what that means.
Well, it's named after...
So
hyper-normalization is basically
a documentary that'll open your mind
and entertain you at the same time.
I'm blind to the reality, the facts, the B.
Oh, this is not slam poetry.
Sorry.
All right.
Turn the show off, Bert Kreischer,
because I'm going to say,
let the games begin!
Let the games begin!
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People have made some lovely name tags.
So you have to go physically grab one and bring it back to your seat.
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Alright, we're back. That was fast.
You guys picked really fast and
everyone was nice and quiet while you did it.
It was a very polite crowd.
I love it.
But let's start with Moshe,
because we're trying to figure out where...
It's a box of Voodoo Donuts,
but where'd the dude write his name on here?
Inside.
On the inside.
And he said it's in the brown spot,
which I never even heard of before.
Oh, that's...
It's a golden Sharpie.
I've heard of that.
I've heard of a golden Sharpie,
but I've never heard of a brown spot.
But you freaky deaky, and I like that about you.
It just says, hi, I'm Alex.
Okay, hey, Alex.
I'm playing for Alex.
Great name tag, Alex.
He brought a dozen voodoo donuts.
Hon, you want one?
Those look so good.
Yeah, there's...
If you want, sure.
Yeah.
I'm gonna pass that to the audience.
No, well, the idea is we chuck them at the audience.
Oh, okay, I didn't know.
This podcast really has changed.
That's why you brought donuts,
is he's hoping we'll hurl them at people.
Is that right?
Did you have a favorite one in here, Alex?
What do you mean you didn't even see them?
What kind of blind donut buyer are you?
You wrote on the inside of the box.
You opened the lid and wrote on the
inside, but you didn't look?
You have laser focus that I don't even
understand. That's crazy to open a dozen donuts
and not look at the donuts.
You don't have peripheral vision. Would you enjoy this one?
That's a game?
Isn't that fun? Oh, yeah. Can I do that now?
Oh, hell yeah.
Who likes chocolate?
Who likes chocolate?
I mean, some of these are too sticky,
but this is a classic, an old-fashioned.
Oh, you... There you go.
Oh, yeah.
And a whole wheat blueberry?
Who wants that?
Every hand goes down.
No.
There you go.
Sugar?
The guy in the front's like,
all right, I guess.
Oh, shit, sorry.
What a terrible game for people.
M&M, little M&M.
Oh!
Should I stop?
I'll stop.
Whenever you want me to stop, I'll stop.
Well, generally, we just let people throw one
whenever they win a game.
Oh, I didn't know!
As you know.
It's still fun just to do it willy-nilly.
Okay, I'll wait, I'll wait.
Like, I like when people,
what is going on with this one?
Ooh, that looks good. Why is there a bite out of it? Oh, you did it.
Alex is like, I didn't look at it. I didn't say I didn't
mind. Who wants the donut that Natasha
took a bite out of? It's maple.
Oh, God. You regret
that immediately.
That's all wet.
I'm sorry. I didn't know about the rule
of only throwing a donut on winning.
If it was a rule, I would have told you about it earlier.
All right.
All right.
These are coming your way.
Yeah.
But you can put them down on the ground, too, if you want.
Nah.
You feel safer with the donuts in your lap?
Natasha, who are you playing for?
I'm playing for the M. Heidi Ducks.
Oh, that's cute.
Honestly, I only picked it because I thought that was Charlie Day and I like him, but it's not.
Who is it?
It's Doug.
It's me.
It's me.
Natasha's really in character today.
That does not look like you.
I barely pay attention to the people I'm talking to.
That's a picture of me, Natasha.
I mean, I see that, yeah.
I get it now.
All right, well, there should be something written on the back,
so don't read that part out loud.
Sometimes I come to bed and Natasha's like,
I'm sorry, who are you?
The guy I threw the donut at is's like, I'm sorry, who are you? The guy I threw the donut at
is just like, I'm out.
I just ate half of Natasha's donut.
He might be going to wash his hands.
Yeah, those are sticky motherfuckers.
Classic donut.
And you picked Hamed Wood, Ricky.
Yeah, I did.
And I apparently have picked it before
because I signed it.
My picture's on it
and my signature.
You were always drawn to that name tag.
I was instinctively drawn to that and it was right in front of me.
But I was like, when did I sign this?
No, that Hamed
is just like a super creep that
knows exactly how to forge a signature.
Did she win for you when she played for you before?
Okay, that's good.
So second chances.
That's always nice.
Sliding doors.
And I also love that it's got a picture
from Twin Peaks at the bottom there.
Yeah, isn't that funny?
But it's you.
Yeah, it's me.
Just dressed up like Laura Palmer. You took a shot like that. Yeah, Natasha't that funny? But it's you. Yeah, it's me. Just dressed up like Laura Palmer.
You took a shot like that. Yeah.
Natasha and I had a photo shoot and I
was like, hey, if I put on a crown, can we
take pictures of me looking like Laura Palmer?
And she was like, absolutely.
I was at that photo shoot. I put on some khakis
and I said, can I do Arnold Palmer?
Thank you, folks.
April 18th.
Big topics like Arnold Palmer.
But are you excited about Twin Peaks returning to Showtime for 18 episodes?
Oh, my gosh.
I'm super excited.
I wish I was in it.
I can't believe it's that many episodes.
Huge commitment.
And David Lynch is directing every episode.
Really?
That's so cool.
Yeah.
How many episodes total
was the first round? Like 20?
There's somebody in the audience that said 30
and I'm going to say right now, stop
answering questions.
That's the kind of person you are. I wonder if it would be good.
I can't wait to see it.
It's such good TV, the first round. I'm super into it.
It's got most of the original cast
and then tons of weird cameos.
And I can't wait.
Have you ever seen him talking about watching TV or film on your iPhone?
Mm-mm.
It is one of the funniest videos on the internet.
It's just David Lynch.
He has this huge Transcendental Meditation head.
He's like calm and pure.
And he's just like, I'm supposed to watch a fucking movie on my fucking TV?
Fuck you!
No, on my iPhone.
Oh, right, on my iPhone.
Yeah, he's just so unhinged about it.
It's so funny and awesome.
I mean, he's right, though. He's not wrong.
But it's just funny to see it. But he did
write a book about meditation, so
it's weird coming from him.
And there's a documentary about
him called David Lynch, The Art
Life, that is two hours
of watching him paint I bet
people who like this yeah it's that exciting like that what it's the same
cross-section of people who want to watch this on time documentary about the
show that was not popular I don't think so cuz that's on I'm documentary has
real interesting twists and turns that's true this David Lynch thing is watching
him paint there's no point where somebody runs in and goes,
we're out of paint, nothing happened.
He just paints the whole time.
It's brutal.
But anyway.
I mean, it is called the art life.
Yeah, so I'm the idiot for buying a ticket.
That's what the shit looks like.
You just paint.
It's not that interesting.
Artists suck.
I thought he'd talk a little bit about his movies.
Just loves painting.
He's got like a five-year-old
that comes in and is like,
Daddy, and he's like, I'm painting.
You want me to stop painting and pay attention to you?
Fucking get real!
Go watch a movie on your phone!
These are the worst
David Lynch impressions.
Wait, but honestly...
Because he sounds like...
Doesn't he have like kind of a...
What do you think he tells his kids to watch?
Is it possible he's like watching
some blues clues to his kid?
Does David Lynch hand Teletubbies to his kid?
Hey kids, Pants Off Dance Off is on.
That's a bad example.
Yeah.
I don't know if anybody even
remembers that show. I do and it was not
for kids. Nuh-uh. That's
what I was going for. It was actually
pretty funny. It was a game show where people
would dance with their pants off.
It was very strange. It had
several seasons.
It did. It was hosted
by Jodi Sweetin from Full House
when everybody thought she'd never get it together.
And now Fuller House is a big hit on Netflix.
They should bring that back.
That's the perfect thing for us to be watching
in this time period.
Right?
Pants off, dance off?
Yeah, like everything's just so stupid right now.
That's so true.
Everything is.
Especially stupid-ass Sondheim docs. No, I just mean like it's just so stupid right now. That's so true. Everything is, especially stupid-ass Sondheim docs.
No, I just mean like it's a good thing for the landscape of our political culture, you know.
Pants off, pants off.
Yeah, like we should just be watching something.
There's got to be another.
It's got to be like the girl from Family Matters who did porn.
Like she can do it.
She can be the host.
Yeah, we should call it, Did I Do That?
Or I Did Do That.
Did I Do That With My Pants Off?
Dance Off.
Were they trying to get famous?
Were they drunk?
A lot of them seemed European.
Oh, the people on the show?
I don't know.
Let's table this for Doug Loves TV.
Doug Loves Pants Off.
I'm very excited.
You guys were saying,
what games are we playing?
What's going to happen?
Today we're playing a new game.
That's a variation on an old game.
Aww.
That's funny.
So stop being disappointed,
but we have often had a game on the show
called Doing Lines with Mark
where Mark Wahlberg comes out and says lines from movies,
and today we're trying it for the first time.
This is called Drum Lines with Tony.
Please welcome Tony Thaxton,
formerly of Motion City Soundtrack,
which isn't a thing anymore. And a frequent guest on this show.
Yeah, it's been a bit.
And a drummer. Is your microphone working over there?
Check, check.
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it's Tony Thaxton, everybody.
Hello.
I'm sorry I'm not Mark Wahlberg.
And he's got a...
Every guest on this show should open with that.
He is...
Well, you set it up like they were about to get Mark Wahlberg and then they had to have been disappointed when it was me.
I said it was a new game and a variation.
I tried to ease him into it.
But here's the thing, Tony.
You have a podcast of your own that I've guested on
called Feliz Navi Pod.
Correct.
And it is Christmas all year round on that podcast.
Oh, that's some Narnia shit, but in reverse.
Yeah, yeah, you have to walk through a wardrobe to guest on the show.
Every day is Christmas, but it's never winter.
You're like the opposite of the White Witch.
That's what I always say.
Well, what would be the opposite
of a wardrobe then to
enter through?
Oh, what's the opposite of a wardrobe?
I guess it's just a pile of clothes on the floor
So get on that
And
You're also one of the top
Of all the people I know
Everyone loves the Muppets
But you seem more into the Muppets
Than almost anybody I know
Yeah
Where did that come from
Childhood
Okay so maybe you're just like everybody else
but i uh i found a thing in my home and i've been meaning to give it to you and i was like well when
he comes on to do this drum thing that's what i'm going to give it to him it's a uh from some fast
food restaurant it's a uh plastic watch it doesn't work as a watch anymore, but it's still kind of
cool that it even exists. It's
got Muppets all over it. It's got
Kermit and Miss Piggy and Fozzie
and some brown piece of shit.
It's Rolf.
I know all their names.
But I wanted you to have this.
I hope it's something that you would want to have.
Thank you.
You can get it fixed so it works, too.
All right.
It's not a watch with hands.
It's digital.
It's a piece of shit old digital thing.
Yeah, anyway, enjoy it.
Enjoy that piece of shit, you Muppet-loving freak.
Fuck you.
I think I got it from Burger King
and I did not have it my way.
I was like,
I would like a real watch, please.
All right, so here's what Tony's going to do
because Tony's a fabulous drummer
and he's got his whole kit set up over there.
Tony is going to play some drum piece that you should
recognize from a motion picture.
Right?
And the three of you guess as often
as you'd like. Is the answer
always drumline?
I hope so.
The game is called doing
drumlines with Tony, so no.
Okay.
And just guess as often as you like,
and then maybe you'll need to play it more than once,
or you'll have a backup or something.
Yeah, I have two from the same movie ready to go.
Because I'm going to say,
I don't think anybody's going to get the first one.
Oh, I like that. I like it.
And remember, audience,
no matter how much it pains you to keep it inside if you know the answer don't yell it out it's just between Moshe Natasha and
Ricky and the great comet of 1812 Tony let's hear it the Muppet Movie Whiplash Yeah Whiplash
is a good guess
That was it?
Holy shit
Raise your hand
if you think you know it
Nobody knows
I don't expect
anybody to know
Alright do it one more time
I was just gonna guess
Whiplash
Do that one one more time
Animal House? Is it Animal House?
Is it Animal House?
Full title.
Saturday Night Fever.
That's correct.
Natasha's guess is National Lampoon's Saturday Night Fever.
No.
All right, so now he's going to play a second thing from the same movie.
Okay.
All right, this one might be possible to get.
Yeah, have your mics ready because you should know this one.
You should know this.
Footloose!
That's for Footloose?
Yeah.
What was that first song?
The first one was the intro to Let's Hear It for the Boy.
Oh!
Very nice. That's good. Footloose It for the Boy. Oh! Very nice.
That's good.
Footloose.
Congratulations, Ricky.
Thank you, Tony.
I hope that was worth it for you.
I had to set up all those drums.
I thought he'd come in with one drum and just bang on it.
But he really went super pro on us. That was impressive, Ricky.
How many people here knew it when Ricky
knew it? Yeah. Just your soulmate.
I know. I mean, everybody likes to
cut loose. Foot
loose. Kick off your Sunday
shoes. I mean, I loved the movie.
I didn't memorize the drum licks from it.
Well, you know, I don't want to point this out this early in the game,
but we did all think Ricky was going to win today.
I thought you were going to keep it even simpler,
but you are very bad at this.
All right, so we're going to start with Ricky on this next game,
then go to Natasha, and then Moshe, and you get to guess individually.
You get one guess for each time. First person who gets it right
gets a point.
And the game
is called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
Yeah.
Movie posters, trailers,
various places they have a tagline
for a movie. Sometimes they have multiple taglines
for the same movie. I picked one and i will say it and then you have to guess what movie uh it was written for
starting with ricky what movie has the tagline the battle for the street begins. Okay. Now I'm narrowing it down.
This is just Ricky.
What's that dance movie with
Channing Tatum?
What is that one called?
I think I know what
you're talking about, but that's not how
this works. Oh.
You have to figure it out on your own.
I can't verbalize it.
Well, you can verbalize it.
Just try not to put a question mark at the end
because somebody in the audience...
Oh, nobody answer me.
Somebody in the audience will yell...
Step up.
Yeah, that's what somebody would have yelled out
if they had the chance.
Step up.
Okay.
Oh.
You don't want to add any words to that?
Taking it to the streets.
Step up to the streets. Step up to the streets.
Step up to
the streets.
I might not be
that off from the title. Step up three
the streets.
Alright,
that's incorrect. Natasha?
Break
in two. Oh,
electric boogaloo?
Yeah why not No
I was actually going to say Beat Street
Moshe's going Beat Street
Interesting
Not a lot of taglines have one of the words from the title
In the tagline but it does happen sometimes
I know that's why I guessed Beat Street
Yeah incorrect
Do we keep guessing?
Nope
You all blew it That's why I guessed Beat Street. Yeah. Incorrect. Okay. Do we keep guessing? Nope. Oh.
Nope.
You all blew it.
But especially Natasha, because that was the tagline for a film she's in.
Called Neighbors.
That's the tagline for Neighbors.
In which Natasha is billed as
Prostitute
Yes I knew I made it when my cleaning lady
Was like Natasha I saw you in neighbors
But they couldn't call you like Amber
Or something they just had to call you prostitute
I am addressed
As a prostitute on the
So yeah you might as well
The tagline to that was what
The battle for the street begins.
Interesting.
Yeah, not a great tagline.
No.
But a great prostitute.
All right, so...
We'll start with Ricky again on this next round.
Okay.
Find the perfect match.
Adopt a dog now.
When I read that
and saw that it was for a specific movie,
I was like, there is no way.
I don't even think the director of this movie,
I don't even think the person in charge
of marketing for this movie
would recognize it, but let's give it a try.
What movie do you think that's for, Ricky?
Marley and Me. That's a terrific guess
because it's got a dog in it.
Walk away from that idea.
Natasha?
To be honest, that was my guess too.
Yeah, it's a great guess.
So it's adopt a dog.
Yeah.
It's very weird. I mean...
Might have been a typo or a computer glitch.
I looked these up on IMDb, even though I am DB.
Is it like a kid's movie?
You can't give us a hint?
No.
I mean, I can give you a hint.
One of the people on this stage is in this movie.
Yo, why'd you look at Ricky?
I had an almost speaking part in Zoolander 2.
A movie I'm in says adopt a dog today,
and it's not about a dog.
Find the perfect match. says adopt a dog today, and it's not about a dog. Find the perfect match.
Adopt a dog now.
Yeah.
I don't get this at all.
I'm just trying to think of movies that Ricky's been in.
Yeah.
You can pass.
I pass.
Yeah, this is crazy.
What do you got, Moshe?
Lego Batman.
No, it's the tagline for Zoolander 2.
Are you kidding?
There was no dog adoption in Zoolander 2.
No, they're just saying, like,
if you want to find the perfect match, adopt a dog.
Isn't that a funny tagline?
That's not the tagline for
Zoolander 2. I'm telling you, it's on IMDb.
Check it out. That's a mistake of IMDb.
There's no dog adoption in that
film. Well, there's no dog adoption in Marley
and Me either, and that seemed like a good guess.
But there's a dog. There's no
dog. There's no match. There's no
find a match. There's no adoption.
Wait. There is adoption. There you no find-a-match. There's no adoption. Wait. There is adoption.
There you go.
Adopt a dog now.
Yeah.
But there is you also in that
film as Chimney Sweep.
Chimney Sweep.
Couldn't they give you a name like Amber or something?
Well, that's what Hollywood does to
straight white male actors.
It dehumanizes us.
Oh, you guys, oh, okay.
I see you're living in your privilege bubbles right now.
But it's hard out there.
It's hard out on these streets, which is why we've got to take them back.
Your character on Another Period was originally called Man Number Two,
but we changed it to Douglas out of respect for you.
Oh, yeah. And so you would do it.
I got it.
It's named after me. I gotta play this part.
I got a job offer last year.
I won't say for what project, but it was
for the role of Passerby.
And it was a friend.
And the lines
were, none yet, but we can
improvise something.
Oh, this is a movie where they were going to just give all the extras credit at the end?
Pass or buy.
So I pass or buyed that offer.
All right, Ricky, you're up first again.
All right.
This one's long.
Beyond his silence, there is a past beyond her dreams there is a feeling
beyond hope there is a memory
beyond rangoon beyond it's not your turn. Beyond their journey, there is a love.
All of that is supposed to describe a specific movie.
I'm assuming one of us is in it.
You know what?
You can do that if you want.
Million Dollar Baby?
That is correct.
What?
That was a good guess, though,
because it's like,
who here's been in a drama
other than you?
I mean, yeah,
that's a good guess.
I don't think any of these characters
they're referring to
in this long-winded thing is you,
but you did, of course,
play Mardell Fitzgerald
in that film.
Yes, I did.
Yeah.
Yeah, great job.
Thank you. Yeah. course play Mardell Fitzgerald yeah yeah great job thank you yeah okay so Ricky's
got a point we'll start with you Natasha
are you the exception question mark or the rule I know the question mark it's
you gotta wait Ricky are you the exception or the rule?
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Trying to think of the name of the other movie I was in.
Let's be cops.
No.
I like that as a tagline for let's be cops. Are you the exception or the rule? Let's be cops. No. I like that as a tagline for let's be cops.
Are you the exception or the rule?
Let's be cops.
Let's rule as cops.
Moshe?
A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Uh-uh.
All right, take it home, Ricky.
He's just not that into you.
That's correct!
I was in that, too.
Yeah, you play the part of Amber in that.
I just don't understand why you thought
Ricky would win so automatically.
It just feels disrespectful.
I think she wants it the most. Yeah, that's what it is. I think she wants it the most.
Yeah, that's what it is.
I think that's what it is.
It's not that we don't know anything.
All right, so let's play one last game
where it could be anyone could win this.
This is called Last Man Stanton.
And just like we did, Ricky,
on the 12 Guests at Christmas,
we're going to get the name of an actor or actress.
And you guys have to take turns naming movies that person has been in.
But Natasha and Moshe, here's an exciting wrinkle.
Alex, and who are you playing for, Natasha?
I'm playing for...
No, the front side.
The M. Heidi.
The M. Heidi, yes.
Heidi, so Heidi.
So Heidi is your lifeline,
and Alex from the Voodo Donut guy is your lifeline, Moshe,
and Hamed is Ricky's lifeline.
You can go to your lifeline once during this game,
so if you can't think of a title
you can ask them to help you out and
The person I chose pre chose from the audience to give us a name to play with is
someone called Jenny
Underscore mustard
Where you at Jenny? Hey, Jenny a
Bustard.
Yay!
Where you at, Jenny?
I'm here.
Hey, Jenny.
Hi.
A couple people tweeted me today saying they had a good suggestion for this game,
but yours stood out because you and your, is it your husband?
Boyfriend.
Boyfriend.
What's his name?
David.
David.
You and David are visiting from Berlin?
Mm-hmm.
What?
We're just for this show, though.
So that's where you live?
Yeah, that's where we live. You live in Berlin, but you're Americans?
Swedish.
Swedish.
Man, this is crazy.
Y'all crazy.
How does this work?
I don't get why anyone's traveling around the world.
That seems dangerous.
But so you guys are visiting LA for a
little while and and came to see the show very nice what's the best of the
three countries Sweden Berlin or Germany or America Sweden Berlin or Germany
which one's your favorite what's your favorite country oh they like all of
them like probably cuz you can just cruise from one to the other
without any issues.
So good for you.
There's travel bans out there, you know.
Nobody's shutting down Swedes at this point.
All right, so Jenny can go ahead and suggest
the name of someone to play.
I like to play along on this one.
That's why I don't know about it ahead of time.
Have we discussed this at all, Jenny?
We have not.
No, we have not.
Do you want a name?
Yes.
Kate Winslet.
Kate Winslet.
All right, well, I can think of one that everybody should know.
And a couple others.
So we'll start with Ricky.
And then we'll keep the order the same.
We'll go to Natasha and then Moshe and then me.
Well, Titanic.
Oh, Ricky.
Yeah.
I took yours.
You took the biggest one.
Natasha?
Heavenly Creatures.
Yes.
Someone in the audience is impressed that you knew that.
I mean, look,
hyper-normalization is a good doc.
And I love hanging out with Doug.
He makes me laugh so much.
It's why I love doing this show.
But I don't know.
Sorry.
I just can't.
What, you're out already?
Okay, you want me to...
Kate Winslet?
I know who she is, kind of.
I bet if there was three actresses,
you might not know who she is.
Oh, like he couldn't pick her out of the lineup?
Yeah, I think so.
She was in Beautiful Creatures and Titanic.
Heavenly Creatures.
Oh, Heavenly Creatures, sorry.
Yeah, no, I know who she is.
Here's the thing, Moshe.
Yeah, oh shit, hey, Alex, dude, my man.
Steve Jobs.
I'm gonna go with Steve Jobs.
Yeah, that's correct.
Hell yeah.
I told her when I took the donuts, I was like, look, I'm not going to win, so I'm just taking these donuts from you.
She is kind of a tough one.
I mean, like, even though she's been in a ton of things, it's a lot of, you know, kind of esoteric shit.
A lot of hoity-toity.
Right.
She's like a journeyman great actor person.
I do know who she is.
And so I have to go with what I think is perhaps her greatest role
in the classic film Collateral Beauty.
Wait, which concept is she in that movie?
She's the concept of
should have said no.
She plays regret
in the film.
And that movie looks like the biggest
pile of garbage of all
time. It's not good.
I guess you guys
are on board with it, though.
They're just indifferent.
Right. Just that title, Collateral Beauty, I guess you guys are on board with it though they're just indifferent
I mean just that title
Collateral Beauty is just like hey forget about us
right away
don't even don't spend any time
on us we're in a movie called
Collateral Beauty
Ricky? Sense and Sensibility
yes
thank you thank you so much oh. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Oh my God.
You guys.
Thank you.
Natasha,
you still got another
Kate Winslet up your sleeve?
Heidi?
Oh, we're going to Heidi.
Revolutionary Road.
Revolutionary Road.
I'm going to go with
Revolutionary Road.
Good pull.
Revolutionary Road.
All right. We're back to...
She's not in a lot of movies, though.
It's kind of weird.
She's so famous.
It's weird how she's a movie star
who's in probably 30 or 40 films
but hasn't done many.
But I mean, it's hard to think of them.
It is. It is tough.
She's got a lot where you're like,
oh, was that one where she did this or that?
You have flashes of it,
but you can't quite pin it down.
Elizabeth?
Moshe?
Elizabeth?
You're saying Elizabeth?
The movie about the queen?
Yeah.
That was like, wasn't that like Tilda Swinton or some shit?
No.
No, it was Cate Blanchett. Cate blanchett yeah feels the same all right well mosha it's a consolation prize let's
do it the opposite way this time as a consolation prize would you like to chuck a donut into the
crowd yeah sure that would make my day that sounds nice that's what i wanted to do some crazy ones
very messy oh i picked a nice one i picked a good one oh i was supposed to go further That sounds nice. That's what I wanted to do. There's some crazy ones. Who wants some? Very messy.
I picked a nice one.
I picked a good one.
You just lobbed it.
Oh, I was supposed to go further? You better chuck it right in.
Like, throw it hard at him.
Oh, there we go.
That one feels better.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
And warn them they were about to do it.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
I did not mean for it to be that head level.
I didn't. Yeah. Did you for it to be that head level. I didn't.
Did you pat it down?
Yeah, okay.
Here, let me give you one.
Is that allowed?
Can I just hand it back?
Oh, that's lovely.
Doug, I thought of one.
Oh, good.
So did I.
Can I go next?
No.
It's my turn and I already forgot it
But I'm gonna get it back
She was in
In the bedroom
No?
She was?
No
The Sissy Spacek movie?
Spacek's in it
No
Marissa Tomei
Yeah, you're right
Fuck
I'll tell you later what movie I was thinking of.
Hey, man, as a consolation prize,
you want to chuck a donut?
I sure do.
It ain't easy.
Oh, that's a sticky one.
What's this pink beauty?
Oh, my God. Oh my god Oh
So much fun
Ricky
The reader
The reader
That's what I was thinking of
Yeah
The reader does all of her reading
In the bedroom
Yeah
And in the tub
She's got a lot of naked reading
In the tub Yeah She's got a lot of naked reading in the tub.
Yeah, that is weird.
All right, Natasha.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Nice!
That's a good one.
That was a good movie, yes.
Yeah.
Iris?
Good movie, good answer.
Iris, yes.
She was an eye doctor. Iris? Good movie, good answer. Iris, yes. Thank you.
She was a lie doctor. No, I'm not the game.
Yeah, Moshe and I are out, Natasha.
It's just the two of you battling for supremacy.
I think I blew my wad on that Eternal Sunshine.
That was a good one.
That took me about, that took a while for me to remember what that was called.
That was really good. Jim Carrey doesn't do stuff like that anymore, huh? Good one. That took me about, that took a while for me to remember what that was called.
That was really good.
Jim Carrey doesn't do stuff like that anymore, huh?
Well, he tried for a while.
Yeah, and then somebody stopped him.
That was the best of his,
that was the best of the Jim Carrey dramas.
See, that's why I do the show.
It's not about movies.
It's about you people.
He made a lot of dramas for a while
and then he turned into a Grinch
who hung out with penguins.
You would like him a lot
because you like weed
and he's smoking.
All right, I went to the well
one too many times.
Sorry, guys.
Would you like to throw a donut?
Oh, shit!
To the back.
Oh!
To that back post back there.
Sorry.
Wasn't she in the one It's about Oh no
That was in the bedroom too
Maybe
Fucking obsessed with that
Did she ever play like
Batgirl or something
She was in that
Wasn't she in
Oh shit
I thought of one
God damn it
Divergent
Divergent
As soon as you brought up
Wasn't she ever in anything
That was trying to be commercial,
trying to be just a silly movie?
I thought of one, but go ahead, Ricky.
Divergent.
Yeah, she's in some of those, but I don't know which one.
Oh.
She's in the Divergent?
There's Divergent, Allegiant, Miscreant,
Flagellant.
There's a bunch of them.
Flagellant.
Flagellant, also known as the fart life.
But I thought of Too Late,
that movie she did with Jude Law and Jack Black,
The Holiday.
Oh, right.
And Cameron Diaz.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But congratulations, Ricky.
You're our winner.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But it was a close game.
You know, it was as tight as I could make it be.
Like this lifeline thing was created for some of my guests.
And it was still four to nothing.
You guys.
But Natasha came up with a title after using her lifeline,
which rarely happens.
It was very good.
Very good job, Natasha.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It barely happens.
It was very good.
Very good job, Natasha.
Thank you.
It's at Natasha Leggero on Twitter if you want to give her a hard time.
If you want to harass her
about her appearance on the show.
But what audience,
it's up to you now.
And there's a lot of them.
What did we miss?
She's in Movie 43?
Little Children is what I
was trying to think of and calling it in the bedroom.
Ew, Doug.
What the fuck's wrong with you?
I like Little Children in the... Wait a
second.
You can't
distract from that by throwing a donut?
I can if it's got children's cereal on it.
Oh, are you going to eat the crumbs
out of the bottom of that, Natasha?
I was going to.
Okay.
I was going to,
but do you want me to save them for you?
No, no, it's cool.
I don't want any of it.
That's why I throw them at the audience.
There's people way back there that want it. I'm going to try, but I don't think it's cool. I don't want any of it. That's why I throw them at the audience. There's people way back there that want it.
I'm going to try, but I don't think it's going to happen.
So everybody right in through here, get ready.
Block yourselves.
Good one.
Really good.
Got it to that guy, but sorry.
You're just going to have to go to a donut shop.
Purchase one like a person. person Wait wasn't she in a musical?
Kate Winslet
Was she in the Sondheim thing?
Was she like the nine or something?
Nine? She wasn't in nine
I thought she sang in something
That was Kate Hudson
Those people from Berlin perked up when you said nine though
They were like
Wait what else did we miss, though?
You guys stopped.
Finding Neverland.
What?
Finding Neverland.
Contagion, Holy Smoke, with Harvey Keitel.
She was naked a lot in that one.
What was the Marquis de Sade one?
Was it called Marquis de Sade?
Oh, Quills.
Quills, yeah.
Fucking Quills.
Holy shit. Yeah, she's
a tough one. Oh, she was also in Soul Plane,
wasn't she? Yes.
Yes, she was in Soul Plane. It's all the
whitest films ever made. Quills
and Sondheim and
the retrospective on the
poetic rhetorical
analyses of Oscar Wilde
and another film
just called Caucasia.
There's no more donuts.
Was she in the hours?
Did you write a shithead on here somewhere?
Can you?
There's a lot of crumbs in there.
Natasha wants those crumbs.
No, I just don't want you to spill them all over. That's all.
Oh, no, I was good about that.
But also, they're sort of okay with me spilling stuff here.
Oh, I know.
You just don't want to get bugs.
What did you...
Crickets.
Moshe, tell us once again when your show premieres
and where they can see it and whatnot.
Tuesday, April 18th
10pm. A show about
big ideas right after Tosh.
Comedy Central.
It's called Problematic.
Problematic with Moshe Kasher. Come on.
I love you. Please watch.
Did you guys all see Moshe on the cover of the LA Weekly this week?
I was on the cover of the LA Weekly this week.
It's pretty cool.
Pretty neat. Alright, pretty neat.
Pretty neat.
All right, well,
I can see looking ahead
that we have some
underwhelming shitheads
for the end of the show.
So try to keep
your enthusiasm going.
And congratulations
to Hamed
for winning the prize back.
You're welcome.
Hey, Hamed, how do you like vintage license plates?
I don't love it.
Yeah.
Good.
Please put it on the wall.
All right.
I like your shithead, so I'm going to read it last.
Thank you.
Yes, we have a good one to go out on.
I don't know what these other people are talking about.
So I'm going to read yours, Hamed.
Natasha,
more or another period
coming up,
but what else
do you have to plug?
I'm doing...
I got tampons
with...
with a tassel.
Tampons with tassels
coming soon.
Natasha, tampon tassels.
I'm doing,
Moshe and I might go on tour
this summer.
Oh, that's fun.
Or do you mean
you're just gonna go on vacation?
We don't have a tour plan.
No, but we should.
We'll be at Bonnaroo.
We're gonna do like
honeymoon tour south.
We might do that,
but we are definitely
doing Bonnaroo together.
That's cool.
Also, I'm doing,
there's a season two of the show Dice.
I play his girlfriend on Showtime, Andrew Dice Clay.
I don't know if anyone remembers him.
I heard you're great on that show.
Thank you.
It's true, she is.
She's good.
Love her, I just love her so much.
And another period this summer, season three.
Yeah.
Woo!
It's very funny.
What does that leave for Ricky?
Just another period.
Oh, and also, the Garfunkel and Oates special,
Trying to Be Special, is on Netflix,
so you don't have to purchase it on Vimeo anymore.
So check it out.
What are you doing Tuesday night, Ricky?
I don't know. What are you doing? Well, Ricky? I don't know.
What are you doing?
Well, because, you know, it's something I like to do when it works out.
If you can, would you like to come back and compete against some new people on Tuesday night?
See if you can retain the championship.
In fact, let's leave people in suspense.
Maybe you'll be back.
We'll see.
Maybe you'll be back on Tuesday.
I'm available Tuesday. I'm also
available Tuesday. Oh,
shit, I just found out our show got
canceled on Tuesday night.
Your podcast
got canceled? Yeah,
it got pod canceled.
It's a new thing that's happening to podcasts.
It's a new world.
But one more time for all of my guests,
Ricky Lindholm, Natasha Leggera, and Moshe Kasher.
Thank you.
The toilet paper.
Can I have that toilet paper back or did someone win it?
Yeah, Hamed won it.
And you signed it for him.
You want to take back your own signed?
No, I just wasn't sure how it worked.
And it's, you know, it was my last roll.
So of the pink, of the pink stuff.
But it's okay.
I'll order more.
I'm glad you got it.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
It's the first ever i can't take back the gift i brought
really having second thoughts about letting you have that as always katie and chris miller are are a shithead? Right?
Alejandra Lara is a shithead?
Is that a person we should know?
No, just your own little inside?
Okay.
And
the repealers of internet
privacy rules are a shithead.
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