Doug Loves Movies - Natasha Leggero, Rob Huebel, Jimmy Pardo and Moshe Kasher guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, greenies, maybe seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies
Hey, hey, hey everybody everybody, and you too.
I thought you were together.
Two people running in at the same time
don't even know each other.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Whoa, that was weird.
And we're coming to you from the OG home of this show,
the Upright Citizens Brigade, Franklin location in Los Angeles.
It's Tuesday, November 7th, 2017.
Did you guys vote?
We didn't get a vote, right?
Some places did, and I heard things went great.
First trans politician is voted in in Virginia.
Crazy, right?
That's awesome.
I had a great time
on the Impractical Jokers cruise
last weekend.
Thank you to everyone on that ship.
And I also had a very fun stand-up show
with special guest Nate Bargatze
in New Orleans.
And you can listen to part of it
on the latest Doug Loves Minis.
Doug plugs, this Saturday,
Doug Loves Movies comes to Wise Guys
at the Gateway in Salt Lake City Punk.
That's the full title of SLC Punk.
Did I say it 420?
I am saying that now.
I'm doing stand-up in Tampa, Florida
at the Improv.
Take me down to Ybor City on Saturday, November 18th at 420.
That's awesome.
I just got a...
And so many more shows are coming up.
You have to go to a certain place to find out if I'm coming to your town,
and that's called Douglovesmovies.com.
That's Douglovesmovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com
Yeah!
Okay, that was a lot better than the first thing.
I don't know what happened at the first thing.
I thought maybe you guys were going to just ruin everything.
Quick shout out, thank you to Speedweed
for the box of goodies I got at Kill Tony last week.
That was a fun show to do. I think it's up on the internet
and you can listen to it.
The prize bag tonight.
I'm very excited about this
because it's got a
Douglas Movies t-shirt. That's typical.
And it's got
some little, you know,
uh,
no, that's about it.
Yeah, there's only two things in the bag.
But the other thing is many pieces
that maybe as I bring them out,
it will come together to people what this is.
They're all a color blue that I believe
if you put it under light and then turn the lights off
glows and it's all rubber and it's oh why did it get all wet and and it's um it's called cube
with a q and it's from our my friends Peacemaker Gear and it's everything you need except
for the torch to
do some dab hits. It's a total
all rubber dab
rig that this part comes off
and you can put all the other pieces inside
and I bet you it flies real nice
and yeah
and so that's, I thought that
and a t-shirt would be enough for my
contribution because we've also got four terrific guests, and they all brought something.
So let's get them out here.
Please give a big warm welcome to Moshe Kasher, Natasha Leggero, Rob Hubel, and Jimmy Pardo.
Here they come.
Well, light on the applause, but... What?
They were applauding like mad a couple minutes ago
when I said your name.
They went apeshit for a while,
but that's exhausting,
especially at this hour.
This is cozy, isn't it?
Scoot out a little, bub.
I can't.
Then I'm on Rob's lap.
Either way, I'm on Rob's lap.
I gotta put my quiz show material
right down here,
so don't cheat.
Don't look.
I'm not looking.
Don't look at it.
I'm not looking.
You can look at this part, though.
I'm still not looking.
I'm nervous.
We're gonna meet you guys individually right now this life starting with Natasha is here give it up
she wants a lot of noise maybe that's what happens the first time they were
applauding their disinterest in everyone else.
They were working that into the mix.
You got your own, and it was great.
It felt good.
Yeah, I feel good about it.
I thought I was going to get eliminated right away,
so I made plans for like in 10 minutes.
That's what's so hilarious about you.
It's that most of the times you've been on,
there's no elimination part.
Especially the last time you were on.
You and Moshe were here together the last time.
You were there the whole time.
I don't remember.
You were a delight.
By the way, I live with her,
and she's asked me, I would say, 15 times,
how does Doug Loves Moosey work?
It's like, how does it keep going all these years?
What is he doing?
Is he going to be high? What is he doing?
Is he going to be high?
Anyway, but I am nervous because I feel like I'm really bad at this game.
I'm just ready to lose.
All right, here's what I wrote down to say to you at this point.
I know you're out here to show off your movie trivia skills,
but what have you got to promote?
That's what I was really going to say before you said all that. Oh, that's nice.
Yeah, yeah.
Moshe and I are going to Austin
to record a special
November 29th
so people live in Austin
come to the North Door
North Door
to come see our show
yeah we're doing
a Netflix special together
so natashalajero.com
and moshecasher.com
to get tickets
to come see
but what's really fun
is we're both doing
headlining sets
but then we do
live relationship counseling
at the end of it
with people from the crowd.
So bring your spouse and your problems.
And get closer together
or get broken apart.
We've really helped some people break up.
It's been really good.
That's Moshe Kasher, everybody.
Hi.
Saving time on his plugs
because he just did it with Natasha.
Oh, I got other stuff to plug.
Oh, that's it for you.
No, you have a show here tomorrow night.
Oh, that's true, too. I do. Yes.
My podcast, How Tall, we're
talking the history of Los Angeles
with a writer from LA Magazine. So, hey,
come on down.
You got Nikki Glaser.
Got Nikki Glaser, got Felipe Esparza, Brent Weinbach.
Ooh, that sounds like a good one.
I might come to that.
It's going to be a better panel than this, I'll tell you what.
Pardon me.
I'm kidding, you guys.
Pardon me.
Yeah, his panel's more diverse, that's for sure.
And that means better.
Nope.
Not always.
Wait a second, I'm white. Not always. Wait a second.
I'm white.
I shouldn't have said that.
Also joining us is Rob Hubel.
Thank you.
I heard that your baby made it to one year.
She did.
That's a terrible, terrible way to phrase that.
Yes, my baby just made it to one year.
I'm just saying, good job, man.
She's a big fan of this podcast.
She's going to be shocked to hear that.
It's such a subtle difference between happy birthday to your baby and wow, your baby lived.
It's true.
But this means the same thing, so I appreciate it.
One out of 30 don't.
I don't know where I got those numbers.
Not true. I have no idea where I got
those numbers. I don't think that's true.
I think more than that make it to one year.
Babies?
Sperm? I was confused.
I meant two years. Only that many
make it to two.
Doug, are you available
for nannies?
Help me out.
I want to know.
You should come over
and babysit our kids sometime.
Because Doug loves babies.
But Rob must.
You can get a podcast on.
There's a thing about
how I don't like
screaming babies
in the song. At the beginning. Sung by Mr. Chris Hard's a thing about how I don't like screaming babies in the song.
At the beginning, sung by Mr. Chris Hardwick.
Well, if they don't make it to a year,
they do not scream, Doug.
Hey, fuck you guys, man.
This is really taking a terrible turn.
You started it, though, with the one out of 30.
Yeah.
It's on you.
Shouldn't have gotten into the facts.
Sticks of fake news. news rob you're here you got a sitter or you have a wife and you uh you must be out here for a reason you must have something important
to promote i call my wife the sitter uh she loves um which Oh, yeah, I just did a show,
my own TV show for YouTube Red,
which is confusing.
It sounds like Red Tube.
That's different.
Oh, that's a good channel.
I like that one.
They also have a different...
Yeah, they also have something called
The Sitter on YouTube Red.
They do.
They do.
But my show is on YouTube Red,
and it's called
Do You Want to See
a Dead Body
and thank you
and
it's familiar
she said yeah
this woman in the audience
said yeah
so I'm right
I'm agreeing with you
that is
you're right
I did do that
so much familiarity
for a show
that has not yet
premiered
it's hard
to get her
to speak out
and yeah
it's me
it's me taking comedy
friends of ours to go
see a dead body that I found
and every episode is a different
dead body and
no one ever asks how I know about
these bodies
yeah so it comes out
November 15th how many dead bodies
are under one years of age
well one out of 30.
Okay.
Yeah.
And it was a 90-episode pickup, so it's three episodes.
How come you're finding so many dead bodies?
It's just funny.
It seems like you're looking for them.
It's just funny.
All right.
It's just funny.
Okay.
I am looking for them, for sure.
But I didn't have anything to do with it. Well, that's not true. Some of them I had something to do with. This is funny. Okay. I am looking for them, for sure. But I didn't have anything to do.
Well, that's not true.
Some of them I had something to do.
That's not true either.
I don't want to spoil it for you.
I didn't kill anybody.
You listened to a police scanner?
How do you find these bodies?
Yeah.
Well, that's my favorite part of the show is it never comes up.
No one ever asks.
And the show's written.
It's not like a reality show.
It's fully scripted.
But no one ever says,
what the fuck is going on?
How do you know about these dead bodies?
It just somehow doesn't come up.
So it's mostly just me hanging out
with Corddry or Paul Scheer
or Adam Scott or Terry Crews
is on the show.
Trying to think of other black people that you would know.
They're all
on my podcast tomorrow night, so if you
want to know who else.
Lil Rel from Get Out.
That is a black person I know. That's great, Rob.
Other women. There's
women on the show. Judy Greer,
Michaela Watkins.
I'm just naming people.
You know who else who's not on it? Doug Benson? Yes, but also Michaela Watkins. I'm just naming people. I mean, I already know this show's going to be great.
You know who's not on it?
Doug Benson?
Yes, but also Jimmy Pardo is here, everybody.
I'm not.
That's confirmed.
I'm not on his program.
But you're on this show.
He's not on the program.
I'm on this one, but I'm not on the Dead Body program.
I don't think you'd list that many names
while sitting next to someone who's one of the names.
That was my theory when I blurted that out.
How you doing, James Pardo?
I'm doing very well.
Thank you, Doug.
Great.
How are you?
I know you're anxious
to get home to the family.
I thought the show
was at eight.
I've been killing time
in the area
for a long time.
Jimmy, how many kids
do you have?
My son just made ten.
He made it to ten.
He made it to ten, yeah.
Well, nine out of ten
do not make it to ten. He's the one. He's. Well, nine out of ten do not make it to ten.
He's the one.
He's the one that made it.
It's amazing that any of us are here right now.
Nine out of ten?
Nine out of ten don't make it.
Underpopulation is a huge problem that no one's talking about right now.
Jimmy, let's start with you and talk about the prize bag
and items there for...
I don't get to promote my thing.
What do you want to promote?
I'm good.
I have a new podcast called
Playing Games with Jimmy Pardo.
It's a game show podcast that I'm doing.
I want to be on that podcast.
That we just premiered two weeks ago.
What, Rob?
I want to be on that.
We're good.
We're good. We're good. When I do season two of Dead Body,
you can do my season two of my game show.
How about that? How about you and I walk
to a field and go, hey, look, there's the head.
And then I'll have you come on.
Hey, hands on buzzers, Robbie.
Great, let's do it.
Quid pro quo, Clarice.
Turn it around.
You're more than welcome.
I would love to.
That looks awesome.
You're more than welcome.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Sure, I'll do yours too then.
No, no.
Okay, great.
I didn't extend.
You gotta ask him.
My item, Doug, that I brought.
What?
I'm sorry to interrupt you.
Will you please be on season two of Dead Body?
I would love to be.
Is it on the YouTube?
YouTube, Brad.
I'm out.
I don't get along with Rhett and Link.
I can't be on that network.
I get along with those guys very well.
They're great.
I love the...
They're good guys.
Rhett and Link.
One of them I like more than the other.
You decide which one.
Let me make you feel better, Rob,
and just say I don't want to be on season two.
I'm going to hold out for season three.
Good call. You've got a whole season to not worry just say I don't want to be on season two. I'm going to hold out for season three. Good call.
I've got a whole season to not worry about whether or not I want to be on it.
I'm not going to say that.
I want to be on your podcast.
You're in.
Great.
Tomorrow?
No, no.
We've recorded this season.
We do a second season.
I don't know how podcasts work.
They usually don't work this way, but we have...
Okay.
You guys are really going past that fourth wall, guys.
Rob's publicist asked him to be on this show, asked me,
and I'm like, what?
Is that true?
Rob is my friend, I thought.
Is that true?
I have a publicist?
Or this project has a publicist.
My friend's publicist was trying to get her on Mark Marone.
She's like, have you heard of Mark Marone?
I just think, you know, they're trying to get in the podcast.
We're going to get you on Marone.
There's more insulting ways to mispronounce his name, I suppose.
But still.
We're going to get you on Joe Reagan.
We're going to get you on Joe Reagan.
What do you got there, Jimmy?
What do you got there, Jimmy?
I brought a...
I bought this at the Amoeba about 45 minutes ago.
I was calling time before the show.
Again, I thought the program was at 8.
I got Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Ghost Stories for Young People.
I figured you'd get a young crowd.
But I still signed it.
I have nothing to do with it, but I still signed it.
That's good. You always want to put your name on it.
And I wrote Boo.
That's what I wrote.
Boo.
Now, this features on the...
It's got two discs.
It also has Famous Monsters Speak, Frankenstein's Monster Talks, and Dracula's Return.
And it's the voices of Gabriel Bell.
So, you're welcome.
Fantastic work.
Just in time for Halloween.
Yep.
That's right. It's always just in time for Halloween Yep That's right It's always just in time for Halloween
There's always another one around the corner
Oh yeah they slashed their prices on whatever that was
It's a CD
After Halloween
Yeah Halloween CDs
I know it's junk
Rob what do you got?
Well I got a couple things
First of all I got this handsome
Today Show backpack. That is nice.
Ooh, that would go with everything.
Yeah.
It's really great. It's got really great colors
on it. Cranksgiving, which I don't know
what that is. Inside the backpack
This is pretty nice.
I like this. This is a book
called Thanks Obama
which was
wait where'd you get that book?
we were out to dinner
with Todd Berry
and the writer
came up to him
and said
he's a really cool guy
yeah
he gave us a copy
yeah yeah
so now I'm giving it to them
no wait
did he come up to you
and give you a copy of the book?
at your dinner
yeah
I'm just saying I love the idea of this author walking up to you and give you a copy of the book at your dinner yeah I'm just saying
I love the idea
of this author
walking up to comedians
in restaurants
around the country
going
I'm a huge fan
here's my book
and then walking away
why was it to Todd though
is Todd in it
are you in it
am I in the book
have you read the book
no I haven't read it
so you might be in that
motherfucker
it's called
Thanks Obama
by David Litt
it's supposed to be great
and then this other thing I have
is all the music from Bob's Burgers.
That's nice.
On vinyl.
Which is pretty nice.
I think that cover is frameable.
How many presents were we supposed to bring?
I don't know why I brought two.
I was worried that Jimmy wouldn't bring anything.
First of all, you brought three.
Second of all, I brought just the one, Natasha,
so you're okay, however many you brought.
I brought that CD.
I ask people to bring a thing,
but some people go further
because they feel like it's going to bring them
more love from the audience.
This is cleaning out a desk.
That's what that is.
That isn't him sucking up.
That's him getting rid of trash.
Jimmy, that's actually a totally insulting implication and complete bullshit.
Everything that people bring, they care a lot about.
What I brought tonight is a herring canine dog toy that I very much wanted to keep for myself.
My mother did buy it for me, and it is for large dogs, and I have only chihuahuas.
But I resent the implication that this is garbage.
Whoa!
You shoot a little hoop into the air,
and the dog's supposed to catch it?
Yeah, I guess.
I don't know.
My dog just stood there and was like,
I'm a chihuahua, motherfucker.
That's how you put the collar on the dog.
You shoot it under it.
You shoot the collar onto the dog?
Yeah, so anyway.
Oh, wow.
That's the worst throw in the history of throws. Are your arms broken?
Apologies for...
Why would we make a man with broken arms
throw something? That's very...
That's being so much pain. Very horrible.
Shoot it again, Moch. I kind of like the way that thing flew.
Yeah, see if you can hit this guy with bad arms.
Oh, it's right at him again.
Oh, right at him. Throw it back, sir.
Oh, my God.
It may be the item.
They were in a car crash on the way here.
For sure.
Should go to the hospital, both of you.
Alright, so
Moshe, load that thing up again.
If anybody in the audience yells out an answer,
just shoot that at them.
Alright.
It'll hit him.
Flip down and gently hit him in the head.
What'd you bring, Natasha?
Okay, well, as I was walking out the door, Moshe reminded me I needed to bring something.
So I took this off the wall, and it is from the Natasha Leggero Home Collection.
It says, Made in Italy.
You know, I've scoured the state for some really fine pieces, and this looks like...
This isn't a real painting from your home. This is actually cool, and it's my home, too. You know I've scoured the state For some really fine pieces And this looks like
This isn't a real painting from your home
This is actually cool
And it's my home too
And you're not giving this away
No
Yeah hang on to it
You don't have to give it away
Is that an Italian frame?
I decided I didn't like it honestly
Oh okay
Let me see it
Pass it on down
Let's have Jimmy look at it
I'm half Italian
So I know a little about art
This does
look like the finest Italian work.
The Italian frame is more
squared off than the French or the German.
I was
honestly, I've been eyeing it for a while.
I've been thinking about getting rid of it.
Why was that hung up in the first place?
That's awful.
They had a very small
space on the wall to cover up.
I think you have a lovely home. I like mini that. They had a very small space on the wall to cover up. I think you have a lovely home.
I like miniatures.
You know, it's a miniature painting.
Sometimes they're hard to find.
I was thinking about collecting that, like miniatures,
and then I talked myself out of that.
So I wanted to get rid of the one that I had.
But I think this would be a great place
for someone to take advantage of fine art.
Is there a whole Natasha Leggero
home collection
of miniature things?
No,
but I'm going to start,
I'd love to start
a home collection.
I think that would be
really fun.
So most of your thing
comes in a big box?
Yeah,
it sure does.
Alright.
I don't like miniature things.
I like big old boxes.
Yeah.
I like throwing my thing
in a big,
I think I did this wrong
by the way.
You're supposed to twist it apparently
It does look like a penis the way you're doing it
Are you guys comfortable with me doing this?
That's going to hit somebody hard maybe
Just beam it up
It looks like you're really getting a lot of
Oh that's going to break a leg
Oh that was adorable
It went less far
I swear to god
That's the way you throw it.
All right.
Well, so you're going to get a backpack, a bag, and a box if you win tonight.
Yeah, there's a CD in one of them.
A scary CD.
Boom.
What about my painting?
Oh, yeah.
And a painting.
Yeah, we weren't recapping everything that was in the... Ah, but the Today Show backpack,
one of the highlights.
Why did that get a second sighting?
I love the...
I put in a dab rig in there,
so the winner can get really fucked up
and then try to figure all this shit out.
Do some reading.
The Thanks Obama's like, it's still
pro-Obama, right? It's like more of a joke
about that expression.
Yeah, that guy's Obama's speech writer.
David Litt.
Big Todd Berry fan.
I'm gonna keep it and read it.
Everybody loves Todd.
Do you keep all the prizes?
Yeah, I do. You skim?
Yeah, yeah.
I chase down the winner and I say,
give me all that shit back.
Thanks for playing along.
Fun's fun, friend.
Turn it over.
Fun is fun.
I don't know who to start with
because you're all veterans
on the show
that might be surprised
by this question.
So let's just throw it out there to whoever wants to
answer first. One out of thirty.
What was the last movie you saw?
Today. Mother.
What was it?
Natasha wins that round.
But Jimmy, what did you see today?
I saw LBJ today.
What? Woody Harrelson as LBJ?
Yeah.
Would you go to the Grove?
I did go to the Grove today.
Yeah, yeah.
Seems like that's the only place it's playing, because it's probably not very good.
It's a biopic.
It's a standard biopic, but I enjoyed it.
What'd you learn?
What's something you didn't know about LBJ?
That's what I learned.
A little blue job?
Yeah, that's what I thought LBJ stood for.
I thought it was a rapper.
Old BJ.
And I didn't learn anything,
but I enjoyed it. Woody Harrelson does a nice
job. That Jennifer Jason Leigh does a nice job.
Everybody does a nice job. Alright.
I saw that. You recommend it.
I can't say that.
I also saw Last Flag Flying.
Didn't mean to push you. You saw two movies today? Yeah, Last Flag Flying. I saw that say that. I also saw Last Flag Flying. Didn't mean to push you. Didn't mean to push you.
You saw two movies today?
Yeah, Last Flag Flying.
I saw that as well.
You saw two movies in one day?
What I did is I saw two movies in one 24-hour period, yes.
Oh, so one of these could have been yesterday.
Yeah, I'm not answering precisely how it went down.
Same theater, though?
The Grove?
No.
You didn't do the old switcheroonie? No, I'm an adult.
For Flags Flying, you went to the Arclight?
No, no, that was out at the Landmark.
You drove to two
different movie theaters today?
Again, within the same 24 hours, Natasha.
It was not in the same day.
How'd you like that last Flags Flying?
I liked it. I thought the performances were terrific.
That Steve Carell is great all the time.
He is great. Brian Cranston
is a very good actor.
Who's the third one on the poster?
Oh, he's great too.
Lawrence Fishburne. Oh, that Lawrence
Fishburne, he is a good actor, that one.
He acts well in movies.
He does act well. Yes, I've seen his
acting and it is good acting.
He's a good actor like that Brian Cranston.
I am convinced that the character he is playing is him that I am seeing.
Oh, you believe it's him?
I mean, he loses himself in that character.
He played Mobius in the movie The Matrix.
You know, I've never seen it.
I don't think it was Mobius.
I couldn't play along with it.
I think it was Morpheus. Oh, Morpheus. Wait. But Mobius. I couldn't play along with it. I think it was Morpheus.
Oh, Morpheus.
It should have been Mobius.
I'm not going to be very good at this game, by the way.
I don't know what one of the main characters
in one of the biggest movies of all time
is. Anyway, I loved
James Earl Jones as Dad
Vader.
Wow, that's a wrong and a spoiler.
So, Rob, do you recall the last movie that you saw?
Very nice.
Yes, the last movie I saw was called The Florida Project.
Oh, I like that movie.
I thought it was really good.
Really good.
I thought it was good.
Willem Dafoe.
Yeah, kids. Purple Hotel that's like a castle. I thought it was really good. Really good. I thought it was good. Willem Dafoe. Yeah, kids.
Purple hotel that's like a castle.
Yeah.
On the street leading into Disney World in Kissimmee, Florida.
Yeah.
Really, really interesting setting for a movie.
Yeah.
It's just little kids living in a motel.
Just fucking around.
Fucking around in a motel.
Just trying to be kids.
Yeah.
And great ending to the movie.
I don't want to spoil it for you
has anyone here
seen it
the Florida Project
the same person
that did Tangerine
you know
on the iPhone
yeah
so this is not
like that lo-fi
but pretty lo-fi
but the acting
is amazing
because it's just like
people that
they're not real actors
I don't think
so or this might be
like the first thing
they've ever done.
Yeah, like the mom, it's her first movie.
She just found her some on Instagram.
Yeah, they're just like totally real people that seem,
and it's mostly little kids,
so they don't know to be self-conscious or weird like,
oh, I'm molested.
Or, you know, like a normal Hollywood actor kid, you know.
No offense if they're any little Hollywood actors.
What's with the spoilers?
No, I don't mean...
You know what I mean.
So it's just like,
it's perfect little kids
just running around
having fun in Florida
and living their lives.
Oh, that's cool.
They're all fuckable
and they don't even know it.
That's awesome.
That was my point.
That was my point.
That actually brings me
to my movie that I saw
most recently,
which was An Open Secret,
which is this documentary that's going viral.
It's on Vimeo about the child pornography rings
that inhabit the underbelly of Hollywood.
And it's real intense, real heavy,
and some very big people get indicted pretty heavily in it.
So it's a real uplifting...
It is very funny, though.
Yeah.
And Lawrence Fishburne is in it as well. great actor you mean I'm sorry that's what he
played in this film is movie screen name
I'm a cowboy pee Pee-wee.
So, Natasha, do you recall the last movie you saw?
Well, I thought you meant At the Theater,
because I also saw the child pornography movie,
but I did really enjoy Mother.
Sorry.
You did?
I thought it was so good.
Mother!
Exclamation point.
Mother! Mother!
Tell your children not to walk my way
theme song by Danzig
oh that was good
yeah
I did not enjoy that movie
but I don't
I don't mind
that someone would
I'm happy for you
yes I would like to hear
I loved it too
I thought it was great
you did
a lot of people do
some people love it
I just was so captivated by it
I just
oh I was furious what made you so mad
i mean i get word go like the opening credits i was like fuck you
like literally like the title of the movie came up and i went
it got a very rare f on cinema score which is is the opening night. Like the people that were like excited to see a Darren Aronofsky movie with
Javier Bardem.
Those people gave it an F.
They were in a multiplex.
They were excited to go.
They give those things away.
That movie is not for like the average person who's at the mall.
Like the three of you.
It's not for people like you.
You know what I mean?
It's for the intelligentsia at the end of the table.
The people that like the finer things in life.
Miniature paintings from Italy.
I see.
And dick guns
that shoot at your dogs.
Shooting your own dogs.
I call myself a sophisticate.
I think the problem
with that, I think the backlash, one of the problem with that,
I think the backlash,
one of the problems was that
the trailer made it look like
an awesome horror movie.
It sure did.
And so that crowd went to see it,
including myself.
People were misled, yeah.
You're like, yeah!
And then you go there,
it's not a horror movie at all.
A baby's head gets popped off.
I mean, that is like...
Oh, some horrible shit happens in it for sure,
but by the time that happens,
I was bored out of my mind.
Really?
You didn't say...
Yeah, it was too little too late
when they popped
that baby's head off.
Where was this 90 minutes ago?
Wait.
Do these people know anything
about an interesting
opening title sequence?
I mean, this happens so often.
One out of 10 babies,
this happens to.
So you guys were like hoping it was a horror movie.
I had no expectations.
There was no reason to hope.
It was delivered as that.
It was like, here's what you're going to see.
I thought the first 35 minutes was great for that reason.
I thought, oh, man, I'm tense.
What's going on here?
What's up with Michelle Pfeiffer?
What is she doing?
I agree.
She was Eve.
Yeah, we fucking get that now.
Yeah, it turns out. We thought it was a horror movie.
But it was a horror movie. I mean, it was.
Yeah, because when people
come to your house and refuse to leave,
there's hardly anything scarier.
You're right. You're right. It wasn't scary
enough when they ate the living flesh
of an infant, all of them.
But you get, by that point, the whole
thing feels like it's in a
dream state or something.
I mean, it is a work of art
that I didn't enjoy watching.
Speaking of art, Natasha, show them your frame
again.
That I enjoyed watching because it was short.
It's a reasonable
amount of art.
I didn't have to sit there
for two fucking hours.
Because even if you liked
that movie,
you'd think they could have
cut 20 minutes out of it,
maybe.
And then when Kristen Wiig
came in and blew everybody up,
I thought it was
What is going on?
Why does Kristen Wiig show up?
I just thought it was
absurd and funny.
I don't know.
I know,
but you get so excited
it's Kristen Wiig
and then she's just like,
oh, I see.
Who's the main girl?
This is the Martian all over again.
Jennifer Lawrence.
Does she date Aronofsky?
Yes.
Still?
Oh, you mean even after seeing the film?
I think they're together.
Mother!
No, he, I believe they, yeah, I believe they're still together.
And they have a united front against all these people that hate the movie for no good reason.
Actually, the truth is
I loved the movie, but I was not confused
why people hated it at the end of it. It wasn't like
a head scratcher that somebody could watch
the same film and hate it. It was hateable.
I actually watched it and I was
excited to see it because I was like, anything that
everyone thinks is bad must be good.
You know what I mean?
That's the hippest thing you've ever said.
And I've never been more attracted to you in my life.
Run, don't walk to the emoji movie.
Yeah, right?
And if any of you motherfuckers
tweets at TJ Miller that I said that,
what will you do?
I won't do anything.
You can't stop it.
I'm just saying
people have bad taste collectively.
That was your save them line?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
Hang on, what I'm saying.
Don't misunderstand.
I'm just saying that the masses
as a whole are idiots.
All of you, for example.
I think something like
the Rotten Tomatoes,
you can look at that for Mother and it makes perfect
sense because it's got like a 65 or
something. So there were critics that
didn't care for it, but enough
thought there was something there that's of value.
I'm glad I saw
it. I just didn't like it.
Can we just
fucking move on? What's the last movie
you saw? I saw Thor Ragnarok.
Now I thought that was
going to be a romantic comedy.
A couple of boos.
It's the guy who plays Thor.
Why would he
boo then?
I enjoyed it very much.
What genre is that?
it's you know superhero shit
I'm just wondering what you say specifically
what's fucked up about it is that the trailer to Thor presented it
as a kind of twisted indie film
that was an allegory for the bible
and that's what I expected to see
you get there it's all hammers
and Jeff Goldblum and shit like that
I'm like uh uh take me back to mother
Jeff Goldblum and shit like that, I'm like, uh-uh. Take me back to mother.
Jeff Goldblum is so good.
There's a part where he just stops talking and makes faces for a few seconds,
and you know what he's trying to convey.
It's very strange. There's a guy who does these information videos for Burning Man
that is this guy in San Diego who does all these tutorials on how to get ready for Burning Man that is this guy in San Diego who's like he like does all these
tutorials on how to
get ready for Burning Man
that I
would be
shocked
if Jeff Goldblum
hadn't somehow
stumbled upon
that guy's videos
and gone
that's how I'm playing
the character
because he
it is the same person
it's unbelievable
do you go online a lot
to look at
informational videos
on Burning Man
when you're asleep
and I'm horny
yes also the character in Ragnarok that Jeff Goldblum plays Do you go online a lot to look at informational videos on Burning Man? When you're asleep and I'm horny, yes.
Also, the character in Ragnarok that Jeff Goldblum plays looks and acts a lot like Jeff Goldblum.
I thought there was that, too.
Yeah, he's got that going on.
He does all the hand things where he's showing off his gigantic fingers.
Ragnarok?
He's got big hands.
Yeah, you don't need to worry about it.
This isn't for you. You haven't seen any of the Thor movies,'s got big hands. Yeah, you don't need to worry about it. This isn't for you.
You haven't seen any of the Thor movies, have you?
No.
Yeah.
How many are there?
This is the third one, I believe.
This is the third Thor movie?
But it takes Thor to a whole other level.
It's supposed to be great, right?
I didn't love the first two Thor movies.
But you enjoyed this one?
I did, because it's got funny parts.
Jeff Goldblum, among other things.
My son loved it.
Who directed Thor?
There's a very funny rock monster character
who says funny shit
the guy who did that really good vampire movie
it's directed by Taita Wakiki
oh yeah
he did the vampire movie
what we do in the shadows
that was good
which is such a great movie
which is great
and Hunt for the Wilder People
yeah yeah yeah
which is also really good
which is also very good
the lady at the beginning of Wilder people
that brings the kid to the house,
the officer that brings her to the house,
it's really funny.
Yeah.
She's Jeff Goldblum's sidekick throughout the movie
and is very funny.
I liked it.
It's got drama.
The action scenes are good.
Kate Blanchett cuts a striking figure.
You'd like her outfits,
Natasha.
That's like a typical man
trying to convince a woman
to go to that
instead of,
Mother!
Tell your children
not to walk my way.
All right, you guys.
It's time for Bert Kreischer
to turn the show off
because I'm going to say,
and Natasha,
you can turn it off too
if you like,
let the games
begin!
Lady
and gentlemen,
I forgot to ask earlier if there were any
name tags here. I see one over there
and one over there.
So we got, I think we got enough. Do we have
four? Oh, there's a
Thor. Yeah, we got plenty.
So if each of you could go
grab a name tag of the person
you'd like to play on behalf of
for the game portion of the show.
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Back to the show.
All right, we're back.
And Moshe's got a whole box full of goodies.
I had a box full of goodies.
I gave them to these fans, hoping that they'd like me.
Wait, you passed them out politely?
Well, yeah, there's four donuts left.
You're supposed to chuck them into the crowd.
I want a bite, too.
I have this machine that actually lets you put one of the donuts on the dick.
My person on their sign, I picked their sign,
and I found out there's drugs on it,
and that I'm going to eat it.
You're going to eat the drugs?
I got edibles taped to my sign that I didn't even see.
And just as a bonus,
I picked it, and now I get that.
Alright, what's the guy's name that made it?
I'm gonna freak out at my baby when I go home.
How do I pronounce your name?
What's the name of it?
How do I pronounce your name?
Oh, it's a lady?
And she made it the K-How Kid instead
of Karate Kid. The K-How Kid.
Yeah.
And there's a little TKO and a thing on the
back, Rob. Don't read that out loud.
Jimmy, who are you playing for?
We're happy to do it.
I'm playing for
Where the Wild Loras Are.
And what she did here, I've got too many things in my hand.
She made Where the wild things are,
but she put her face... That's you,
Laura? All these faces? Yeah.
That's her all over it.
That's where all the wild Laura's are. Yeah, they're right down
in here. All five of them. But one of them is just
a regular monster. Yeah, she only had four pictures
of herself.
So she had to use the stock photo
that came with it. And she did a great little thing with
a post-it note with the shit on the back.
Yeah, a little sneaky shit on the back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm playing for Laura.
My money's on Jimmy and Laura, but we'll see what happens.
Anything can happen.
Moshe had a four-show winning streak at one point.
Right, but it was just a default win, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those were good days.
You cheated every time.
I never cheated.
I'm kidding.
You went the easy way.
A win is a win.
You know what I mean?
It's exactly why you came back four times.
That's what they said about Vietnam.
And then I brought it up as an explanation of how you do win sometimes.
Who are you playing for?
I'm playing for Thor, Rachel Rock, and I'm excited about it.
And a box of donuts.
And a box of donuts.
And I'm going to win tonight.
Are they all gone now, the donuts?
No.
There's donuts.
You want some?
I can chuck some, too.
That's what I'm saying.
Put them on the dog cannon.
You can't kill them at people.
Shoot them out with the dog cannon.
I don't think you should use that thing to shoot them.
I don't even know if that would work.
Oh, here's a lovely one.
Rob, I didn't give you the lovely one.
That joke deserved, because I had made it earlier.
Who wants this one?
Did you really?
Right there?
Okay, here we go.
It's just a little early.
See, I put it right into the hands.
You were busy looking at those edibles.
I'm a professional thrower.
I don't know if you guys have seen my Instagram
alright
so
Natasha who are you playing for? I'm playing for Dustin
checks in is that the whole thing?
okay and I did think
it was a drawing of a dachshund
but it's a monkey so I probably wouldn't
have picked it. It's Dustin from
Dustin checks in
is that a TV show? no it was a movie I probably wouldn't have picked it. It's Dustin from Dustin Checks In.
Is that a TV show?
Dunstan.
No, it was a movie with Jason Alexander.
Bless you.
God bless you.
Sneeze into the mic. Bless you.
Oh, she is allergic to monkeys.
There's guys that jerk off to her.
It's an allergy that almost never comes up, I'll be honest.
She's safe almost all the time
But yes I'm playing for Dustin
Alright good luck Dustin
Nice drawing of a monkey
Good job honey
Good job everybody
And this first game we're gonna play
I think we have time for like two games
And this first one's kind of a quick one
It's called Live Die Repeat
I'm gonna say the title of a quick one. It's called Live, Die, Repeat.
I'm going to say the title of a movie and the first one of you that repeats it back to me wins.
Really?
I will win tonight.
It's trickier than it sounds.
I need to hear the full title from one of you.
First one to do it
wins the game.
Are you not telling us the full title?
I'm going to say the title
slowly.
The first person that repeats
it all back.
I said too much.
Here we go.
Edge of Tomorrow.
You know, I love a good pre-guess.
Any other pre-guesses?
The Matrix.
Ah, with Mobius
is in that one, right?
Yeah, love that.
The Memphis starring Mobius.
The title goes like this.
Dr.
Zhivago.
Dr. Zhivago.
Dr. Strangelove.
Dr. Detroit.
Dr.
Strange.
Dr. Strangelove.
Dr. Strangelove.
Oh, there's a...
Dr. Strangelove 3.
Dr. Strangelove Dr. Strange Love 3
Dr. Strange Love the Story of the Bomb
Or
Or the Love of the Bomb
Or How I Learned to Stop Living and Love the Bomb
Dr. Strange Love
Or How I Learned to Stop Living and Love the Bomb
Dr. Strange Love
Look at my pubes
Dr. Strange Love
Or How I Learned to Stop Living and Love the Bomb
Dr. Strange Love
Am I doing it right or am I wrong?
I think you are
I feel right here
Dr. Strange Love
Or How I Learned to Stop Living
Something's wrong with my balls.
I learned
to
Dr. Strange Love
or How I Learned
to Stop
Worrying and Love the Bob Dr. Strange Love or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
Dr. Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying
Dr. Strangelove
No, no, no.
I do that.
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying
and Love the Bomb.
That's correct, Moshe.
Oh, Moshe.
And I threw a donut at that person who spoiled it.
That's a great game.
Doug, that should be a TV show, Doug.
That should be a TV show.
Welcome back to YouTube Red.
Tonight, after Wanna See a Dead Body,
it's slowest movie title ever.
No one ever talks about how Rob found the dead body
or why Doug talks so slowly.
Sometimes I'll do it with a short title, too, though.
It could go either way.
It's just ridiculous no matter what.
Let's do another one real quick.
You guys ready?
Get your mics ready.
We should be filming.
Film this.
Somebody see who can repeat this back the fastest.
True Grit.
Let me get our mics ready.
True Grit.
I won again.
Lube them up. Rachel. Lube back the fastest. True Grit. Let me get our mics ready. True Grit. True Grit. I won again. Lube them up.
Rachel.
Lube up the mics.
Let's do another one.
Boomerang.
Boomerang.
Boomerang.
I won again.
To be fair,
I went up to Rachel
when I grabbed this box
of donuts and I said,
do you care about
winning this game?
And she said, no.
And I said,
I will play for you.
How about this one?
Top Gun.
Top Gun.
Moshe always wins. I can talk fast. I don't know anything about movies, but I? Top Gun. Top Gun. Damn it. Moshe always wins.
I can talk fast.
I don't know anything about movies,
but I can talk fast.
My lips are too thin.
I can't...
I can't...
I can't get the words out.
El...
Boomerang.
L.A. Confidential.
B...
LBJ.
I won again.
I swear to God I won again.
I can't believe how good I am at this. J... LBJ. JFK. Jimmy got one. Yeah. SBJ. I won again. I swear to God I won again. I can't believe how good I am at this.
J. LBJ.
Jimmy got one.
Yeah! Suck it! You can all suck it!
Nixon! Nixon! Nixon!
Damn it! Rob got it!
I'm on the board.
I'm on the big board.
What president movies are left?
Lincoln!
Lincoln!
Yes, I won.
I pre-won.
Thanks, Obama.
It's a film based on that book that will be coming out in 2020.
Hindsight.
Yeah.
That'd be another good title for that, probably.
All right.
Let's play Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game.
Yeah, that's one person
that's excited for that one.
Are you done saying answers over there?
Because I don't want that to happen again.
This is real life.
What does that mean?
Hey lady, this is real life
where people don't
participate in a stage show.
It's the real world, man.
We've been through real pain.
One out of ten babies don't live.
Some of them make it nine, ten, eleven months.
Okay.
That's edible weed right there.
Oh, I know.
But you're pregnant, so...
So I can only have half of it.
Do you guys remember on Hollywood Boulevard
there was a place called Sid's Baby Furniture?
Oh, no.
Really?
Yeah.
For reals.
And it stayed there much longer than it should have.
Wow.
And then I heard it shut down
all of a sudden.
That deserved applause, if not a standing
ovation. That's how good that was.
Oh no, we've got a monkey on the floor.
It's okay, he's still there.
We know who she's playing with.
It's close by.
We remember Dustin.
Good old Dustin.
Does that monkey have a big dick in his pants?
I don't know.
But if Natasha saw it, she would probably sneeze.
It's a monkey allergy.
I felt weird about the joke in the middle,
and I bailed, I'll be honest.
Okay, so who's Ron Bennington?
He hosts the show on SiriusXM out of New York.
We did his show recently.
Oh, we did his show.
It was great.
I loved it.
Wow.
Well, I knew it sounded familiar.
You're like your grandmother.
Who's Ron?
It's our neighbor.
That's right.
That's right.
We had dinner there last night.
I know it was familiar, but in this context,
I wasn't sure.
Right, like why is his name attached to a game?
Exactly.
He thought of this game.
Oh, Bennington.
Yeah, Bennington is his show.
Wait, can we all think of games and pitch them to you?
And he's on there with his daughter, Gail.
Sure.
It sounds like you already have one
with this whole dead body thing,
but yeah, if you got any other games,
let me know.
But this game is where
Moshe gets to go first.
Then we'll go to Natasha
and then Rob and Jimmy.
In that order.
But each round rotates
and the next person down
gets to go first.
So everybody gets a chance to go first.
Because each of you are going to try to name,
after I tell you the name of an actor or actress,
you're going to try to name a movie
that's in their top three movie making,
you know, movies, money making movies.
How you doing?
According to boxofficemojo.com,
after being adjusted for inflation.
So as an example gone with the wind
is still one of the biggest movies of all time according to this list so anything could happen
and often does so i'm going to start with you, Moshe,
and each one of you get a crack at this.
You just can't say the same movie.
You've got to pick a different one.
That's why going first is so valuable.
And only the people on stage say answers to these, please.
What about that lady?
Wait, so...
That one lady, she gets a pass sometimes,
but only one per show, and she used it.
So wait, I just say a movie that made the most money?
I'm going to tell you the name of an actor.
One of their movies you think is in their top three.
Gotcha.
Catherine Zeta-Jones.
What's a big one for her?
I swear to God he doesn't know who that is.
Well, you can pass
or you can guess a movie she might be in.
Like the aforementioned JFK has a lot of actors in it.
Right. Okay, Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Was she in The Game?
I know Michael Douglas was,
so maybe that's where they met, and maybe that's
the first time he went down on her.
That sounds great.
That's when the cancer started. That was the beginning of the down on her. That sounds great. That sounds great.
That's when the cancer started. That was the beginning of the end right there.
That was the real game, honestly.
He fell off the building, into the party, into her pussy.
It's a whole thing.
Natasha?
Cabaret.
All right.
Rob?
Damn it, that was really good.
The one where she slides her butt under the lasers?
You can't do that.
That's so many movies with so many actors.
You know, there's like lasers and then it's like
it would set off an alarm but she slithers under it
and it's like a cool shot of her butt.
Entrapment.
Entrapment. Jimmy?
Chicago.
Oh, that's what I meant to say.
Sure, that's what you meant to say.
I know it is. That's why we moved on quickly because that's what I meant to say. Sure, that's what you meant to say. I know it is. That's why we moved on quickly, because that's hilarious.
Coming in at number three, she was in Ocean's Twelve.
Yeah.
That's what you meant, right?
No.
Number two, she was in a movie called Traffic,
and that's probably where she met Michael Douglas.
I'll show that movie.
And coming in at number one, the anti-cabaret...
Oh, man.
Chicago!
Jimmy Pardo,
celebrate with a little
Sing Us a Little Chicago.
And all that jazz!
No, I meant the band Chicago.
Thanks.
Twenty-five, all six, two, four.
Sounded exactly like the other song.
I'm a good singer.
I can...
I'm like a chameleon.
I can do any... He makes them all sound the same. Whatever you need. Mother! Sounded exactly like the other song. I'm a good singer. I'm like a chameleon.
He makes them all sound the same.
Whatever you need.
Mother!
Not all that.
Jimmy's got three.
The rest have none.
Suck it!
We'll start with you this time, Natasha.
So Entrapment made no money.
It made zero money. It might have been number four.
Because her butt goes like right under the lasers.
But I mean, that's also, that's why I gave you the answers,
because it wasn't going to yield any.
The lasers are like, wow.
You weren't going to get any points off of it.
This one's going like.
They have those lasers in Ocean's Twelve.
She even dodges it by making it go right in the crack.
It just shoots right in there.
And she's just like, nope.
Close.
The cancer crack.
But you're no Michael Douglas.
All right.
Natasha, the films of Renee Zellweger.
Bridget Jones.
All right.
Bridget Jones. What was she up to in those movies?
What, like, how do we know about her experiences?
Oh, it's a diary.
Bridget Jones, colon, oh, it's a diary.
Leave my wife alone.
I don't know one movie that she's been in.
I've never seen them, but I would but I know that those were very popular.
Yeah, Bridget Jones's Diary.
That's what I said.
Yeah.
Kind of, yeah.
Good job.
Rob?
Man.
Is she in...
There's like these lasers.
She like slides her butt right under the laser.
Now, is she in about a boy?
Renee Zellweger?
Yeah.
We'll see in a moment.
I'm going to go with Jerry Maguire.
Oh, that's a very good.
That's the one I meant.
Moshe.
And all that jazz.
Chicago.
Oh, sneaky.
You're right.
Damn me to hell.
Coming in at number three.
Her number three movie, Shark Tale.
What?
You're adults.
You didn't need to know that.
That's not information you should feel bad about not knowing.
But number two is dangling out there for everybody to take.
And, of course,
it's Chicago.
Number two.
Two points for Moshe.
Oh, I win?
No.
No.
Because we got some
catching up to do
because Mr. Jimmy Pardo
was correct in his choice.
Jerry Maguire, number one.
Bridget Jones isn't even on there?
Bridget Jones is not even on there.
I'm surprised by that, too.
It's kind of shocking that Jerry Maguire,
that I believe was about football
and appealed to men equally with women.
Chicago, of course, was an Oscar-winning best picture.
Jerry Maguire made so much money
because they went to the box office
and they said, show me the money.
And Shark Tale was about sharks getting pussy, am I right? boy is a great nobody's fighting that she's just not in
it it's not with it maybe so nobody ever asked you why you know where the bodies
are the whole time comes the whole show. That's such a twist.
I would ask, how do you know?
Toni Collette is in that.
Funny lady.
Remember she won Best Comedic Actress once
for an Emmy.
Best Comedic Actress.
She played a multi-personality woman
on that States of Tara.
Tara
colon United States of Tara. Tara colon United States of.
That's TV anyway. Let's not worry about it.
Jimmy is way in the lead here, Moshe.
All right.
This isn't the time to be mouthing off.
What is the score?
How many times? Sorry I interrupted you.
What were you saying?
It was a joke that is gone.
I'm so sorry right now
that I'm not doing you
right. Because you gave me
edible weed.
But I shouldn't have eaten it before
I played this game.
You
gotta go first this time, dude. Fuck yeah, dude.
Yeah, so you go.
This is just yours for the fucking taking.
Keha, get ready.
What do you want, a jet ski?
Here it comes.
I'd like to buy a jet ski.
Richard Gere.
Oh, okay.
No time limit.
Is there no time limit?
There is a time limit. What are you talking limit? There is a time limit.
What are you talking about?
Who's that guy even talking?
Don't say it again.
He keeps repeating no time limit.
It's a good way to buy him some more time.
Yeah, right?
No time limit.
Sorry to be about that for a while.
It's going to be one of those recent ones where he had an affair and his wife is all pissed.
Like, oh, you shouldn't have done that.
Well, so far we have Catherine Zeta-Jones, Renee Zellweger
and Richard Gere. What do you think would be
in his top three?
Is he in
An Officer and a Gentleman? He is in that.
Okay, that's my answer.
I'm going to go with Pretty Woman.
Jimmy's going Pretty Woman.
Don't fucking rub my nose in it.
I prefer Officer to Gentleman.
Those were the two I had.
I feel like those were my two Richard Gere.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
What about the ones where he's cheating on his wife?
That's a great one.
Yeah, what about Arbitrage?
I remember the one where he goes out to cheat on his wife,
but his mistress is in a vault,
so he has to put his butt under these lasers
to get in there.
What about that sad dog one where he had a dog
and then he went away and the dog waited for him
every day in the same spot?
Marley and Me or whatever?
Yes, Marley and Me. Natasha?
I thought for sure
that was John Wick.
What do you think, Natasha?
Is he in that movie where, like, Demi Moore, like, they spend $10,000 or, like, they pay someone?
Oh, Indecent Proposal?
Is that him?
Sure.
Yep.
Jimmy says it is.
Okay, Indecent Proposal.
Which one would he be?
Robert Redford or Woody Harrelson?
He's such a good actor.
He plays Woody Harrelson As that character
Okay I don't know any more Richard Gere movies
I'm sorry
That's alright you don't have to apologize
Richard Gere was best in TV
In his role as Woody on the television program
Cheers he was the best
Well none of you fell for my trap
Because he of course is in Chicago
And it's a trap Because Chicago came in at number four Well, none of you fell for my trap because he, of course, is in Chicago.
And it's a trap because Chicago came in at number four.
It's a double trap.
Yeah.
Number three, Runaway Bride.
Count it.
Oh, I didn't say that. The de facto sequel to number two, Pretty Woman.
So who said that?
I did.
Yes, that's two more points for Jimmy.
What's number one?
Give me a clue.
I'm going to tell you what number one is.
Kehoe, you got a jet ski.
I don't think it is.
It's Officer and a Gentleman.
Here's you, Kehoe.
Fuck you.
Mother.
Tell your children not to walk my way.
I'm not going to give you the points if you don't settle down.
It's more like,
K-How!
An Officer and a Gentleman starring Richard Gere in a dual role.
More than Pretty Woman.
Yep, one notch above.
Most of Inflation.
Yeah, the Inflation thing and also that Officer and a Gentleman.
That was huge.
And coming in at 1A, Marley and Me.
Yeah, no. I was describing a different movie, not Marley and Me.
I knew by your reaction that I had fucked up.
You're a funny host, but not a supportive one.
Disagree?
Yeah, since when does a game show host have to be supportive?
You're supposed to be supportive.
Supportive of what?
You're supposed to be supportive of the atmosphere.
Well, like if there's contests, like Gene Rayburn's supportive.
Very supportive.
R.I.P.
All is well.
R.I.P.
But the fucking panelists don't have to support anybody.
I agree.
They just have to be themselves.
I don't think you need to be supportive.
You never seen Steve Harvey's action on Family Feud?
That guy has so many different looks for incredulous at that answer.
It's like he's got such a spectrum of I cannot believe you said that.
It's on the board.
It's number one.
That's the other thing.
What's the score, Doug?
Well, Jimmy's running away with this thing.
He's got eight points to Rob.
You have three and Moshe has two
and Natasha Leggero is here.
I'm sorry, Dustin.
At least you got picked, though.
Yeah, and I'm going to say whatever he wrote on the back at the end.
So it's a wonderful consolation prize.
Don't say it out loud, Natasha.
Okay, okay.
I agree with him, though.
Don't mansplain.
Didn't he draw a big dick for this monkey?
Oh, yeah, he does have a big dick.
I didn't really look at it, but I'm glad you boys noticed.
I mean, I'm just saying that was a huge dick. I didn't really look at it, but I'm glad you boys noticed. I mean, I'm just saying
that was a huge dick.
That is a huge
dick for that monkey.
You should do a spin-off of your show called
Do You Want to See a Dead Monkey?
Parentheses with a big dick.
But the twist is that you always
explain why you know why there's so many dead monkeys.
Okay, so here's why I know why there's monkeys.
You always just go to the same pile in the Congo.
Well, here's the dead monkey I wanted to show you.
Don't they kill a lot of them in the Congo?
Is that what happens in that movie?
All right, so Jimmy, you get to go first.
I'm listening.
This time.
You're way out in the lead,
so this is a very unfair advantage.
Give me the actor.
Let's see what happens.
Queen Latifah.
I don't know.
She had to be in something called
Girls Night Out, right?
You know what?
That's so close.
I'm going to take a girl trip.
Yeah, that's my one.
That's it.
Wait, she said Bridget Jones.
Yeah, but that wasn't one of the gross movies.
And then I walked her through it and let her say it.
Doug, am I asked?
Do you see the pattern here that Jimmy gave me a wrong answer regardless?
Does it go back down this way or does it loop over me?
Moshe?
Okay, I will say
I will say
I will say
Showgirls.
Oh, okay. Natasha?
I can't remember the name of it.
Alright, that one counts. She slides her butt
under the laser beam. No, it's Natasha.
The one where she and the other girls rob a
bank is called Set It Off.
I'm not kidding.
Chicago.
Chicago.
Natasha knows it's cabaret.
Isn't that movie with
Gabrielle Precious?
No.
I'm giving you the answer.
Oh my god, that's Mariah Carey.
No, it's not Mariah Carey either. She played an older person in it. No, no. Oh my God, that's Mariah Carey. No, it's not Mariah Carey either.
I thought she played an older person in it.
No, no, no.
It is Mariah Carey.
Let's move on quickly.
I gave you the answer, Natasha.
Chicago.
Rob?
That's what I was going to say.
Chicago.
I was going to say Chicago.
If that is taken.
You can both have Chicago.
Well, can I give a different one?
Okay.
I'd stick with
Chicago if I were you. The one
with Jimmy Fallon that no one saw where they
drive a taxi. Taxi.
It's not called taxi. It's called taxi.
Yes, it is. It's
fucking called taxi.
I swear to Christ it's called
taxi. I don't think it is.
That's my answer.
Cash Cab.
Because that made a lot of money.
Everyone saw that movie.
No one saw Chicago.
All right.
Coming in at number three, Ice Age, Dawn of the Dinosaurs.
Kids movies.
Come on.
Almost like those shouldn't count.
Number two, Chicago.
Natasha's on the board
with two points.
You're welcome.
I like showgirls.
The number one,
number one,
Queen Latifah movie,
Ice Age,
The Meltdown.
Pass.
Those Ice Age movies
are fucking huge, you guys.
You know what?
Let's play one more round
really quickly.
What was the movie?
Can I ask you a question?
What was the movie
she was in with Will Ferrell
I can't pull the
translated
no
Taxi
shit's the name of that movie
Everything Must Go
no
Stranger Than Fiction
Stranger Than Fiction
thank you
Emma Thompson
Dustin Hoffman
Queen Latifah
there you go
U-N-I-T-Y
let's do one more
and Moshe gets to go first
alright and cause I don't think anyone has a chance of catching up to Jimmy but I still want to There you go. U-N-I-T-Y. Let's do one more, and Moshe gets to go first. All right.
Because I don't think anyone has a chance of catching up to Jimmy,
but I still want to play this one.
Well, doesn't he lose points for giving the wrong answer?
Oh, that's a good...
Okay, so Jimmy's down to negative two points.
Good luck, Jimmy.
Not to walk my own way.
Moshe, the films of John C. Reilly.
Oh, Guardians of the Galaxy Natasha
The one about Johnny Cash
You mean Walk Hard the Dewey Cox story?
Yes
Rob
I would say
Boogie Nights
But I don't know if a lot of people
With inflation I don't know
But yes that's my answer
I'll go with Talladega Nights
Full title
Talladega Nights
Yeah I'm sorry the first time you didn't say it
With enough pizzazz
I figured you were looking
For more pizzazz
Close up the show strong
There's more to it
Yeah
Boo Radley or whatever
Yes yes
Tyler Dagenite's
The Boo Radley situation
The legend of Boo Radley
Yeah
The Dewey Dixon story
Whatever the hell it is
The Dewey Dixon story, whatever the hell it is. The Dewey Decimal System, go.
We know what we are talking about.
Right.
Coming in at number eight.
Stepbrothers.
Seven.
Number eight?
Oh.
Kong, Skull Island.
Ugh.
Six. Talladega Nights. Yes! There it is. Kong, Skull Island. Ugh. Six.
Talladega Nights.
Yes!
There it is.
Dewey Decimal.
The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.
Oh, no, that's not what I was thinking of.
Five.
Five.
Five.
A Wreck-It Ralph.
Four.
The often mentioned Chicago.
Wow.
Real trap. What a crazy coincidence. He got nominated for an Oscar for that one. Wow. Real trap.
What a crazy coincidence.
He got nominated for an Oscar for that one.
Yes, he did.
Yeah, yeah.
So did Captain Zay, John Zan, Renee Zellweger, and one of them won, I think.
Gary was struck out.
Yeah, he didn't get shit.
Shut up, brother.
The films of the Sears Tower.
Number three, an animated thing called Sing.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's in that.
Sure.
Number two.
Steve Brule.
Number two,
The Perfect Storm.
What?
Out of Clooney Vehicle.
Look out, there's a wave.
And number one,
and bringing the score
nowhere near tied.
Walk hard.
But more respectable, Guardians of the Galaxy.
Boom.
Rachel, this number two finishes for you.
Are you saying Boogie Nights was not even on in the top eight?
Not even in the top eight.
That's fashion nerdy.
It's too good of a movie.
Boogie Nights was not a big money maker.
Do you know that it's Mark Wahlberg, right, that's in that?
He kind of said he feels bad that That's in that. He kind of said
he feels bad that
he's in that and
he would never do
something like that
again.
Is he super religious?
It's the best
fucking movie he's
ever been in.
I didn't know that.
He was also in
Perfect Storm.
I thought he was
cool.
That's right.
Yeah.
I thought when he
rapped.
You know what,
Jimmy?
Just for that
comment, you win
tonight.
Jimmy is our
winner.
Because of that,
I came to win.
Come get your prizes,
Laura.
Congratulations,
Laura.
You're welcome,
Laura.
Yeah,
come on down.
Come on down.
Grab all your stuff.
I brought you a book.
I got you a Today Show backpack.
Please honor my Italian art.
Okay,
how?
Enjoy your jet ski.
I'm sorry there's so much of it,
but at least
you can wear the backpack.
What kind of dog do you have?
You're going to walk around with that box like a...
Well, I mean...
That'll still be cool.
You should get a dog.
She's going to give it away.
Let me just tell you,
this thing takes up a lot of room in your house.
You should find someone tonight to give it to
because you will not enjoy it in your house.
I don't know.
I think you can...
You're welcome, Laura.
You're a winner because of me, Laura.
She loves the Today Show backpack. She really looks good on it. I think he could Yeah, you're welcome, Laura. You're a winner because of me, Laura. She loves the
Today Show backpack.
She really looks good on it.
I think she's leaving.
That thing could be fun
without a dog.
She literally just left.
She just left.
I think the weight
of that box
is dragging her out.
Well, she's got all that stuff
to carry.
No one's going to
drag it back to her seat.
Excuse me, pardon me,
pardon me, excuse me.
She's like,
I'm not a podcast fan.
Lady with a dog gun
coming through.
She's like, I'm not a podcast fan. I'm not a comedy fan. I'm not a podcast fan. Lady with a dog gun coming through. She's like, I'm not a podcast fan.
I'm not a comedy fan.
I'm not a Doug fan.
I am a Today Show freak, and I'm here for that backpack.
Let's run those plugs again, everybody.
Starting with Moshe and Natasha are going to make a thing in Austin.
Yeah, so November the 29th, we'll be in Austin at the North Door.
MosheKasher.com or NatashaLeggero.com.
If you are in the Austin area and would like to be one of the couples,
you can email Austin taping at gmail.com.
Tell us your pet peeve with your couple and we might be able to be on our
Netflix documentary.
We'll also be in Charlotte,
North Carolina,
the weekend of the 14th and six through 16th.
So if you're there,
come see us at the comedy zone.
Do you have fans in Austin,
Doug?
Hell yeah. Yeah. Please come. We would love to see you at the Comedy Zone. Do you have fans in Austin, Doug? Hell yeah.
Yeah, please come.
We would love to see you at this taping.
We love you.
Yeah, no, I think everybody, I recommend it.
If you're listening in Austin.
You are a supportive host.
And fuck it, San Antonio, make the drive.
Hell yeah.
Come on down.
It's not a bad little hop from San Antonio to Austin.
It's an hour and a half.
We would love to see some of these.
Come from the basement of the Alamo all the way. You know what, we'll put you up. Yeah, It's an hour and a half. We would love to see some of these. Come from the basement of the
Alamo all the way. You know what? We'll put you
up. Yeah, we'll put you in a hotel.
Wait a second. That's quite an offer.
By put you up, you mean like bring a snack to their
car?
In the parking lot?
What?
This is an interesting one
I don't know
Doug is everything okay?
What's going on over there?
You okay pal?
Yeah I'll be alright
Oh you're trying to figure out
what that person said
I'm just going to say something
at the end
that I don't understand
Also Rachel
do you have a shithead
on your box?
That's a terrible thing
to say to a woman
Oh I see Or the perfect Do I give it to you? Rachel, do you have a shithead on your box? That's a terrible thing to say to a woman.
Oh, I see.
Do I give it to you?
Yeah, but where is it on there?
It's right here on the pink part.
All these people?
Just to keep the pink flap right there.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, I missed it.
When I was staring at her box, I just didn't notice.
On the side of her box, there's a pink flap,
and right there is the shithead. Yeah, I didn the shithead. I was trying not to be rude.
The pink flap was earlier filled with yeast,
but now it's right there.
She wrote it in really tiny letters
on her big pink flap.
Yeah.
Oh, that is a shithead.
Agreed on that one.
All right, so what other plugs do we have to do?
Rob?
Do you want to see a dead body?
Who wants to watch a dead body with me or just stay home?
Do you want to see a dead body?
Do you want to just stay at home and watch Stand By Me?
Season two, I'm in.
Season two, Jimmy Pardo.
Season three, Doug Benson.
YouTube Red, November 15th.
I love it.
Yeah.
Can't wait.
Jimmy? In addition to Never Not Funny, which is weekly, I have a new podcast called Playing Games with Jimmy Pardo. I love it yeah can't wait Jimmy
in addition to
Never Not Funny
which is weekly
I have a new podcast
called Playing Games
with Jimmy Pardo
it's a comedy game show
it's great
I was on the first season
first guy he asked
not on the first season
but there is talk of him
being on the second
but I'm on there
I'm in season one
Rob's gonna be in season two
yeah
in season one
Playing Games
I'm gonna be in San Diego
At the American Comedy Company
On November 22nd
It's a Thanksgiving Eve tradition
And back here at
UCB Franklin
On December 5th
What a delightful
Panel we had assembled here
Tonight
We talked a lot about
that.
Let's hear it for all of them.
Moshe Kasher, Natasha Leggero,
Rob Hubel, and Jimmy
Pardo.
See you, buddy. Jimmy's going to run.
Moshe
and Natasha might be available for
pictures. Rob...
I'm happy to do all of that.
I want to say again, do not see the movie Mother.
Oh, kind of an anti-plug there at the end.
Yes.
All right.
I like that.
Apologies to whatever show was going on after us,
but everybody's real nice here.
Used to be when things are running behind.
Are you guys just going to mill about?
You know, it's like the Clash said,
stay or go now.
Or something to that effect.
Alright, so,
thanks everybody.
As always,
gun control is a shithead?
That's what it says.
That's what it says Everyone that ruins Twitter is a shithead
And my cat
My cat
My cat
Loving bleach
Is a shithead is a shithead.