Doug Loves Movies - Never Not Funny Part II - Pardo, Belknap, & Francis Guest

Episode Date: July 28, 2010

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, welcome to part two of the Never Not Funny edition of Doug Loves Movies. With me is Pat Francis, Jimmy Pardo, and Matt Belknap. Hello. Hi. Hi.

Shall we play a game? Let's do it! Yeah. I'm sure. Yahtzee. I love it. I'm on record. Do we pick a game

or is there a certain game that we play? I've got a couple games in mind. Okay. Let's start with Build-A-Title. Oh, we're gonna do two games. Okay. Yeah. I was kinda hoping we were gonna do Build-A-Title. I get so stressed out by in mind. Let's start with Build a Title. We're going to do two games.

I just can't help when we're going to do Build a Title. I get so stressed out by this one. Oh, really? I feel like I'm better at this than the other one. There's no question. You get away with knowing a lot less. It sounds like the odds are stacked against me. I've never played.

Oh, well. Then you should go first. I think you'll be good at this. You know a lot of movies, a lot of titles. I think you're going to be good at both these games. We'll go around the table this way. Okay, here we go. We'll go this way. And we're going clockwise.

And I'll play also. Of course. Hey, but that's what we've got to do sometime, Matt, is we've got to get somebody to run a Leonard Maltin game with me as a player. Yes, I agree. I think it'll be fun for me to bring out some people and compete against them. Stop acting like you're better than everyone and get in the game. I think what you've got to do is whoever wins

your tournament hosts the next one that you can be a part of. That's a great idea. So I'm more than happy to do that because I will win that contest. Or we could just bring Matt in and have me play. I will win that contest! If you win, we'll do that.

Some of the people that are up for it would not be good at hosting. When is that going to happen? When are the finals of that? I don't know. It's really tricky because it's hard to get the next. Who's in the finals? Who's it down to? Well, right now, you and Ricky Lindholm are the two current champions.

But I still need to have a show with, I need to get ocherman gould and matt bronger all together okay what about and then wasn't adam scott involved yeah he got uh eliminated against he was up against um whatever two people he was on with what about jerry o'connell wasn't he involved jerry is really hard to pin down forget him to get him to come out to these things and jessel nick anthony jelnik did great, but he lives on the East Coast. You're not going to wait around for that. He's never out here, so it's hard to make that happen.

I should warn you, before the Leonard Moulton game happens, Pat, I've won this game where I've given the title and actors' names. He's gone negative. Negative name. I've gone negative. That means nothing to me.

I don't know how to play. It's exciting. I told you how to play. You can say anything. Negative names. I've gone negative. That means nothing to me. I don't know how to play. It's exciting. I told you how to play. You can say anything. Pat, I want to warn you. I wore shoes and I won three hats. I have won three hats in my lifetime. Let's play it.

I like hats. Let's do it. Well, you don't wear them that much, but I think they don't look good in them. So whoever wins then hosts your podcast the following week. How many hats do you have to win to make a hat trick? Three. Three. Okay. Perfect. Three win to make a hat trick? Three. Okay. Perfect. Three, guys that don't know sports.

Here we go. I was just getting into them now. Well, I knew hat trick was a sports thing, but is it only for one sport or do they use it on multiple sports? It's mostly hockey and then soccer from time to time. I didn't know soccer. No.

No, because everyone gets a hat trick. You hit one three-pointer and you got a hat trick technically. All right. Or unless you

count it as field goals, then no one keeps track of that. They do, but let's play the game.

The title is Three Men and a Little Lady. All right. So, Pat Francis, start us off. You have to come

up with a title that ends in the word three or begins with the word lady. Okay. So, Pat Francis, start us off. You have to come up with a title that ends in the word three or begins with the word lady. Okay. So I would say Three Men and a Little Lady in the Water. I like it. Three Men and a Little Lady in the Water World. Isn't it great that finally Water World is good for something?

I like it. I'm the one guy that liked that movie. I did too. I didn't mind that movie. It's not bad. Dennis Hopper's a good villain and there's lots of good action a lot of action

I actually love the live stunt show better than the movie that live stunt show Universal I've seen it like five times I can't get enough of it I don't know how they do it

it's pretty good it's really good they come from under the water on jet skis where are they coming from yeah they're underwater and then they shoot up out of the water

that's a pretty good show break your relatives I was driving up Olive a few weeks ago in Burbank and I just saw Yeah, they're underwater, and then they shoot up out of the water. That's a pretty good show. Break your relatives. I was driving up Olive a few weeks ago in Burbank, and I just saw a fireball. A big flume of fire, yeah. And I was like, oh my god, there's a fire at Universal Studios. And then like three seconds later, I was like, ah, it's the stunt show. That was true when the back lot burned down. Right.

I bet a lot of firemen were just like, ah, it's the stunt show. Finally, the King Kong has reopened, and it's better than ever, supposedly. Pat just saw it. I saw it yesterday. Oh, yeah? We'll talk afterwards. Oh, boy. Wait a second. That's kind of a movie thing. Okay, it's actually part of the tour. Tram tour, yeah. Which, by the way, as it was before. You only like the tram tour if you're a

non-English speaking person. Oh, because the guides are horrendous. You did it for years! I know, but man, I've had a terrible guide every time I'm there. So when you used to do it, did you go through the old King Kong? Yes, yeah. And that was like, it was just a hot room

where it smelled like he had banana breath and he just sort of wiggled the tram a little bit and the Asian people would get really scared. They'd go crazy. Yeah, take lots of pictures. People try to back away from King Kong in their tram seats like oh i can't i gotta get away from this thing yeah it's really funny to watch that like people would actually be physically moving away from it like like the amusement park wouldn't set up the ride so that it doesn't come dangerously

close to you stay in your seats people yeah um so the new one is you drive into a tunnel and it's like as long as a football field, and you put 3D glasses on, and there's 3D screens on both sides, like floor to ceiling, and then you just see Kong fighting all these animals. But does it go up to the ceiling? Does it arc over you? It seems like it does, since you can't see what's going on. It's not scary.

But King Kong fights for you. Yeah, he fights for you. He fights on your behalf. The old King Kong was mad at the tram. He's mad at you, right, right. But didn't a dinosaur grab a tram? It looks like it grabs a tram car from behind, and then they pull a tram car next to you, and people are yelling in it, and he jumps over your tram.

You thought it was cool or no? Sounds like maybe if I was 14, I'd dig it. You know what? It wasn't as intense as I had hoped it would be. I actually envisioned going into the Cinerama Dome with no seats and floor to ceiling. Everything was a motion picture screen. And you would actually feel like maybe King Kong was stepping next to you or something. The thing in my mind, much to my mind.

Yeah, you've made up something that's not possible. I know, probably. Three men and a little lady in the water world yeah i i had a lot of time i know and i needed nothing i needed it because i couldn't think of world so i'm gonna be a little cheesy and i'm gonna say superman three men and a little lady in the water world did superman three have like some sort of uh words after superman three like superman three i don't think racing to save the universe okay it wasn't like star trek 3 because people will get on me about that if i allow it what was star trek

3 i know 2 is rathacon uh search for spock okay yeah they all have those things yeah superman 3 men and a little lady in the water world if you can think of a world i will be impressed you you'd think there'd be hundreds it seems like there should be but their world is always in the middle or end of titles in a world yeah world comma it's a mad mad mad around the world in 80 days wayne's world the best uh war of the worlds which is the best part of the new tram tour now. You actually, you know in War of the Worlds. Enough about the tram, Jesus. You know the Steven Spielberg movie, War of the Worlds?

We're in the middle of a game. All right. I was kidding. I do want to hear about that. Don't. Remember that movie, In the Soup? I think so. Yeah.

In the Superman, three men and a little lady in the water world. You're going to kick it down the field. Yeah, so, because world is a tough one. Something ends in in. In the Superman 3. It could be a word that the last two letters of the word are I-N. Okay, okay. Makes it a little easier.

Alive and kicking in the Superman 3, men and a little lady in the water world. There's a movie called Alive and Kicking? With no G at the end? Or is it kicking? Oh, I don't know. What's alive and kicking? Yeah, and what is it? I don't know.

I just made that up. I was thinking kicking and screaming. Oh, dude. Okay, so I screwed up. Okay. Yeah, you messed it up. I don't know. The whole show is ruined.

I got a good one. Save it. messed it up. I don't know. The whole show is ruined. I got a good one. Save it. No, for you. For your thing. Well, you're going to get eliminated. Disney, early 90s Disney. Wow. That's a good clue.

Tron? I'm kidding. Trin? There's also one that we just said it. Yeah, that's true. Before the show. Before the show. Oh, that's right.

Nothing? You're out. Yeah, I'll pass. Wow! You should have been the best at this game. But this was a tough one. Somehow that world

just totally... Oh my God, you guys. There's at least 15, 20 movies that begin with the word world. I just looked it up. That we know. That you've heard of, yeah.

That we're aware of. But let's go to Jimmy. Is World world without heroes is that the name of a movie i don't think so you just can't throw out a title like i threw out alive and kicking seem to be okay look up alive and kicking i thought that was going to be like a some it's a documentary about the simple minds right What did you call it again? World Without Heroes. I don't think that's a thing. I mean, there are a lot of video games, like World of Warcraft, I thought of. Which will probably be a movie soon.

World of Wheels. Probably. There's so many world movies, it's embarrassing. All right, well, then I'm going to go with this. I'm going to go with, what do we have already? In the Superman 3, Man and the Little Lady. Okay, Ronan the superman three wait you know what maybe the other one is more helpful hang on maybe the other one's more helpful

there's no movie called world without heroes according to len malton yeah you're out uh no no i said ronan but i but is yours more helpful is there a movie alive and kicking? Because I thought there might be. No, I'm not going to even look that up. I'm not even going to dignify that. Kicking? Kicking. Yeah, with no G at the end. Right.

No, I don't think that's possible. I mean, it sounds like it. If there is, we will all give you a dollar. How about that? I'm pretty sure the Fat Boys were in it. It was from 1984. Matt, you're stuck on World or Ronan, which seems like there is probably a movie. Oh, yeah, yeah.

You just need something that ends in like tomorrow. Oh, wow. Thank you. Because I was just thinking. There's James Bond movies that would work at the beginning or end of this thing. Yeah, tomorrow never dies. Oh, no, wait wait that doesn't work because that's the wasn't there one that ends in tomorrow though um i think there's not you're right it's tomorrow never dies well that doesn't help uh you know there's probably a movie called three in a row

i'm gonna say just like they're alive and kicking might be a film three in a called Three in a Row. I'm going to say. Just like Alive and Kicking might be a film. Three in a Row. Three in a Row sounds like a... I've never seen Alive and Kicking before Three in a Row. Doesn't Three in a Row sound like a Catherine Heigl movie? Yeah, where she's had triplets. She just fucked three guys. She didn't know she was going to have triplets,

and so they just kept coming out one after the other. I know when it comes to crappy movies, she's made Three in a Row. Yay! All right, let's call it. Let's call it. It was fun, but check out World According to Garp, World Apart. World Apart?

I was going to say World Apart. What's that? I don't know. It's a movie. The World is Not Enough, the James Bond thing. James Bond, I'm a big James Bond fan. I don't know what the World of Apu is. It sounds like a Simpsons thing. It's a greatu is I think that's a Bollywood

Yeah the world of Henry Orient Damn it I have that on DVD There's something called World Premiere World Trade Center Which is always fun WTC Taking care of business We had a nice run with Ronan

How could we forget The lady in the water the movie was forgettable it was good well i totally didn't see it or what's the longest this has ever gone it's the it started off as like a game to play on long car trips with uh i was on the road with a couple dudes and we did one that was like it was amazing how long it was eventually but that's because the three of us were just sitting there trying to think of things to add to it. We didn't necessarily play an elimination game with it. You weren't competing. Yeah, exactly.

But now we're going to compete. Here we go. Here we go. The Leonard Maltin game. Lenny. Pat, you should know I'm one of the finalists. This guy. I'm one of the best ever at this game.

If I'm not mistaken, and I don't know if you remember, Doug, but I think Jimmy was the one who introduced the zero names. I think he was the first guy to go zero. I think that's accurate. To say, I can get it in zero names? And you might have been the first to go negative names. I think I went zero, and then somebody— It was the same round, even. Yeah.

It was you and Paul F., maybe? Might have been. I know one or both of the Garfunkel and Oates girls went negative names. Let's go back into the archives. I think you'll see. I bet one of your listeners would be able to. I bet. I never go back and listen to this stuff.

Paul F. Tompkins hates to lose, I bet. Tompkins went up against Jimmy the last time we had a championship game. He lost. He lost. So Jimmy's on top along with Ricky Lindholm. Let's find out who wins here today, Doug. Yeah, let's play this one. Let's start with Pat Francis.

And your category choices, you can choose between the day this podcast is scheduled to come out is Woody Harrelson's birthday. So I thought Woody Harrelson movies would be a fun category. Okay. Movies that he's in. All right. And then another category i recently came up with is uh movies with bullshit poker scenes in them because i'm i play poker so i i hate scenes in movies with poker because they never do it right and then um a third one is uh movies that take

place in los angeles los angeles movies i'll go with uh woody harrelson movies oh nice okay happy birthday to you. Smoke a bowl or whatever it is you do. Bang a bongo for us. Or is that, that's Makani. That's Makani. I think Harrelson bangs on a bongo. No question.

Wear some hemp clothing. Sure. Yeah, totally. All right, would you like a movie from... Don't have an orgasm for a year. You get to pick the year, Pat. Okay. 1991, 96, or...

I'm such an idiot. 96. I've got two movies from 96. Okay, I'll pick 1990. So you pick a year. You're in 91 or 96? 91. All right.

Leonard Maltin gives it two and a half stars. Okay. And I just name it? I'm going to give you a couple of clues. Okay. You bid. And okay i'm gonna tell you how many names okay say how many names you think you can get it okay um the director appears in the movie as a maitre d okay according to len i know it and uh he calls it agreeably played but nothing special and like i said he gave it two and a half stars I'm a little fonder of this movie than Len I think

and Len doesn't like being called Len that's not a clue that's just a fact okay so now I do it all the time I hope he never listens

he tweeted he tweeted me the other day saying people come up to him and say that that he has street cred from appearing

on this podcast so there you go I don't know who those people are yeah so now what do I do that he has street cred from appearing on this podcast. So there you go. I don't know who those people are. Yeah. So now what do I do now? You've got, what'd I say?

12 names. I don't think you ever told us. You did. 10 names. Okay. 10 names. 10 names. So you say I can name in 10 names.

And he starts at the bottom. Yeah. Started with the toughest names, the smallest parts. What if I know it? Can I just name it? Sometimes that's a big giveaway. Then I think you can say zero names. You could bid zero names.

Yeah. And then Jimmy could try to bid negative. You could even go negative names. You could say, I can name the movie and two people are in it. I don't think you should be able to go negative on the first bid. That's my own little rule I'm throwing in. Okay, I like it. I can name it in one name.

All right. Okay, name that movie. I can't. Jimmy says name that movie. Money Train. Oh, wait, he didn't say the one name. Oh okay name that movie i can't say his name yeah money train oh wait he didn't say the one name oh say the name well if it's money train i guess we can move on no i'll say the one name i guess that tells you it's not money training oh it's not no but i have such confidence i think yeah i think money train came out in 94 too Too cocky. Too cocky. Let's look that up. Okay, name the one name.

The one name is Barry Sobel. Oh, wow. That might have helped you. Might have helped. You would recognize him. I don't remember him in this movie. The Cowboy Way? No, but that's...

You're good at guessing. You must really know Woody Harrelson movies. He's a friend. To just rattle them off like that. Wow. All right, first one. Who knows it? Jump in.

Roberts Blossom, George Hamilton, Francis Sternhagen, David Ogden Stiers, Woody Harrelson, Barnard Hughes, Bridget Fonda, Julie Warner, and our boy. Greed. Michael J. Fox. Greed. Greed. Michael J. Fox. Oh, it's Doc Hollywood.

Yeah. It's Doc Hollywood. Doc Hollywood. Wait, Woody Harrelson was in Doc Hollywood? He was. Yeah, he was the rival love interest of Julia Warner. He was like a hayseed. It was probably around the time of Cheers. He wasn't a movie

star quite yet. Yeah. Cowboy way. I like Doc Hollywood. Oh, it's a nice movie? It's a good movie. Yeah. I agree with Len. It's nothing spectacular. I give it three, though, maybe. It's a solid movie. What happened to Julia Warner? I don't know, but she's a shrimpkin, too. She's really tall. I mean, she's really short, but Michael J. Fox

is so short that she seemed tall next to him. Right. She was the love interest, right? Yeah. She was in Tommy Boy.

Yeah. There was that great scene where she was going around peeing on things to scare off coyotes or something. Cocky too soon. Too soon.

It's all right. You take your shot. You ever see that movie Cocky Too Soon? Now the thing is now Jimmy gets a point. This is how he wins. Some people play the game hard.

He's got the strategy. Well, I forgot to mention, the prize is, at the end of the show, I will call anyone you want a shithead at the end of the show if you win. Okay, cool. That's a pretty good prize. Take it more seriously, Pat. It is a good prize, because I do not like Leonard Maltin. All right.

So Jimmy got the point there. So in the effort to keep getting him involved in the game, we go to Matt. Staying undefeated! By not playing. Okay, Matt, here are your categories. That's how I do it. Here we go. Let's go with

again with the bullshit poker scenes. Sequels, number twos. Or disaster movies. I, or disaster movies? I got to go disaster movies. Yeah, you do. You're right, you do. If you feel strong about it.

Do you want one from 97, 74, or 2000 straight up? 97. Here we go. Three stars from Len. Possibly generous. Formulaic, but entertaining, according to Leonard. How many names are there?

And then he says, he talks about critics dumping on this movie and other movies of its kind. And then he says, it ain't supposed to be Henry V. And it's from 97. Formulaic but entertaining disaster movie from 97 and it's it ain't supposed to be henry five yeah and you've got seven names see the what's tricky about this right this particular year is that there are i think we're two volcano movies than that year alone don't you don't give away your thought process there's nothing about volcano i know your thought process it's a disaster it could just be somebody yeah you're really bad you could give it away i know i shouldn't have said that that was a mistake on your see the champ knows you do not show your

your cards that's that's a good point. Now you guys could maybe cherry pick it. But I know I wouldn't be able to name any of those movies, any disaster movies from one or two names. So I'm going to say six names. Pat Francis. Five names. I'll go four. Three.

One name. Name that movie. All right. It was Jimmy's turn next. Yes, I'm allowed to. We're going around this way. God damn it. You're going to name it? So I can't even get in on him being an idiot.

Just from your seat alone, you're going to win this fucking thing. I got to say name that movie. So you give me one name. Yeah, one name. All right. Do you want the clues again? Sure. 97, formulaic but entertaining.

Okay. Ain't supposed to be Henry V. Absolutely isn't. They went out to shoot something that's not Henry V, and they succeeded. Okay. And your one name is Grant Heslop. Wait a minute. I actually know who that is.

Yeah. Who is that? He's George clooney's like producing partner he yeah yeah yeah he produces oh okay i know he's kind of ethnic looking yeah yeah he played the camera guy in true lies yeah that ends up pulling out a gun there at the end and saves the day partially i'm gonna say armageddon now earlier when Matt said that there were volcano movies, did you decide to just disregard that clue? I did, actually.

Smart. That's incorrect. Okay. The rest of the names are Charles Hallahan, Elizabeth Hoffman, Jeremy Foley. This is really a two person movie Jamie Renee Smith Linda Hamilton and Pierce Brosnan

Dante's Peak it was a volcano movie but I would have said volcano I would have gone with the other one I would have said Dante's Peak I should have said no people I would have gotten it. But there were also

two Meteor movies too because there was Armageddon and then Deep Impact. Deep Impact. But that was 98. Which I liked better. Well, I wasn't sure. Yeah, I think that was 98.

I knew it was Dante. I knew it. Crazy. It's a fun game. I still got the point. Two nothing. Go. Next.

Yeah, let's keep going. Let's play first person to three. Normally I play first person to two. First person to three? Yeah. Yeah, you got two. Let's hope I first person to three. Normally I play first person to two. First person to three? Yeah. Yeah, you've got two. Let's hope I get this next one. You're on your way.

Just sitting next to Pat is all you need. Can we switch chairs? Too cocky too soon. I'm not afraid to play. You get to start again. Oh, okay. I'll start with you. Well, that's good.

You're winning by doing nothing. You're not proactive like I am. I'm right in here and playing. I said three. I would have gone three people. I'm right in there and playing. And then you would have still had to guess because none of those names, but you would have gotten it right. I would have gotten it. Because I should have said zero.

I would have said zero. All right. Movies that feature characters or actors from Star Wars films, Star Wars alums, future guest John Lithgow movies, or let's go back to the poker scenes one, movies with bullshit poker scenes.

There's not a Hector Elizondo category? My favorite actor, Hector Elizondo? Why wouldn't you just call that Gary Marshall movies? Okay. He is in all of them. He is. Wait, it was Star Wars Alums. He got to bone Shirley MacLaine in that last one.

He's really moving up in the world. How about that? What was the second thing? Star Wars alums. John Lithgow. Star Wars alums. You're a Star Wars fanatic. Yeah, but I can't control

the crazy movies that all those millions of people... It could be like one of the guys who played a Jawa. It could be Greg Proops, who was the voice of one of the announcers. Don't give away your secrets! It's not going could be Greg Proops, who was the voice of one of the announcers. Don't give away your secrets! It's not going to be Greg Proops. Matt overtalks everything.

1971, 1980, or 1981? 71, 80, 81. Proops. Jesus Christ. Pick one. 81. Yeah, it's not going to be Proops. 81!

There we go. I think I may have played, sometimes I accidentally play a movie I've played before on the show, so I apologize to listeners that get upset about things like that. I can tell you that I did not, I don't know this one.

I have not heard this category in the past. Okay. Nor have I, and I'm recording all these. But I might have played this movie in the past. I understand. It's hard to keep track. I don't, I'm lazy. Two and a half stars.

I'm pretty sure I've played this one before because I said the next sentence, unfair, Len Malton. It's better than two and a half stars I'm pretty sure I've played this one before because I said the next sentence unfair Len Malton it's better than two and a half stars and the clues are imaginative

but not as funny or as thrilling as it should be and then here's another say that again please imaginative but not as funny or thrilling as it should be funny or thrilling 81 and everything else about it pretty much gives it away gotta be blue spruce 81 i don't want to give any more clues because matt is it some of the

a lot of the tapings of uh i don't think the show i don't remember you may have heard this one being played before because the other clue was definitely a clue that I... Okay. Another line from it's definitely a clue that I use. Okay. And you get five, ten names. Ten names. I'll go five names.

It's 11 total, but you'll go five. Pat? See, I want to just say zero so that he doesn't get to go around in one, two. you'll go five. Pat? See, I want to just say zero so that he doesn't get to go around and one, two. I'll say four. I'll go five. I like the sincerity. I'll go three. I'll go three. Name that movie.

Oh! Feet to the fire! Feet to the fire, Kyle! Gotta make him earn it, right? It's imaginative. If you're gonna win this, you're Beat to the fire, Kyle. You've got to make him earn it, right? It's imaginative. If you're going to win this, you're going to win it fair and square. I wish it was 1981 I would have gotten. 1981. Two and a half stars.

71? 71 is American Graffiti. Two. The clue is imaginative but not as funny. Imaginative but not as funny or thrilling. As it should be. This movie should have been thrilling and funnier. In 81. In 81.

In 81. And I get three names from the bottom. Wait, three from the 11 or from the 10? What? Hi, Doug. Do I keep hearing

music in my ears? No, it's a squeaky thing. Oh, wow. Sounds like a drum kit sometimes. Okay. David Rappaport.

No relation to the Rappaport that we know. Michael. Michael? Yeah. David Rappaport. No relation to the Rappaport that we know. Michael. Michael? Yeah. David Rappaport. Kenny Baker. That's the Star Wars. That's the Star Wars fella.

Star Wars fella. Oh, that's the R2-D2 fella. Mm-hmm. Wow. So that's kind of a good clue. 81. That's kind of a good clue. And then your third name is David Warner.

Oh, shit. Over the Rainbow. That's a good guess. And it's wrong. Good guess. And it's wrong. Damn it. Peter Vaughn, Ralph Richardson, Michael Palin, Ian Holm, Katherine Hellman, John Cleese. Time Bandits.

Time Bandits. Wow. Sean Connery. Jeez, that's a movie. I love that movie. I watched that movie a hundred times as a kid. I had it on Betamax. No, you don't get the point.

He gets the point. It's like it brought the money, the sensibility a fancy movie and it's really yeah it's really fun it's weird as hell but it's good i don't get the point i guessed it no because he i told him to name it and david that's why he got two points for you david warner's the guy that you know he's that british guy that was on a streak there of always playing the bad guy who's in time after Time and Tron and Time Bandits. Movies that begin with T. Is that right? And have time in them sometimes.

Tron time. That noisy microphone. We got to fix it. Yeah, I know. It means buying it. Fix it for your podcast. Right over there. Look what's over there.

Yeah, WD-40. WD-40. Spray it up. But then it's going to spring up to the ceiling. Maybe. Hit you in the face. All right, go ahead. Just don't touch it for the rest of the show.

All right, two to one to zero. Not fair. I don't disagree with that. I think the people that... We can talk real quick. Pat, you get to go first. Oh, okay. On this next one.

Shelley Long. That's not fair. Shelley Long to block. Would you like John Lithgow movies? Oh, I would. Sequels? Or as I call the category,

number twos? Okay. What if it's a number three, though? What if it's like Lethal Weapon 3 or something? It's just number twos. Okay. Is that confirmed?

Yeah. It's first sequels. First sequels. Okay. And then movies that take place in Los Angeles. I'll go sequels. All right, here we go.

Oh, I'm sorry, number twos. Call it whatever you want. You want to go 1970, 1984, or 1990? And you don't have to get the exact title on this one. You just have to tell me what, you know. So you don't need the colon and the title? Yeah, because those get a little hard sometimes. Okay.

Give me the years one more time. 70, 90, or 84. I can't think of any sequels in the 70s. Well, then don't use that one. Yeah, go more recent. I can think of one big one. Yeah, me too. But it's not that year, so I think we can say Godfather II.

Yeah, in the 70s, but that's not 19... Oh, in... Is it in the 70s or in 1970? No, it was 1970. Yeah, the specific year. What was that one? Godfather II is 74. What's 1970?

Oh, because he's not going to go with that? He's not going to go with that. Beneath the plan to the end. Oh, I would have gotten that one. I would have gotten that one. Yeah. Go with that one again. That's one. I would have gotten that one. Go with that one again. That's true.

I might have gotten that too. Although Beneath, you got to get up to the... There's a lot of nobodies in that. What's your first name on Beneath? The first name would have been Monkey. No, Thomas Gomez. Oh, yeah. I would have got it. Tommy G.

Tommy G. Okay, I'll go with 84. Not a lot of names in that one. And What's-His-Name wasn't in that one. No, Roddy's not in that. Roddy McDowell's not in the second. Someone else plays his part. Yeah. Yeah. Some guy named uh... That might be Thomas Gomez. It could be anybody. They got the crazy masks

on. Yeah, Togo. I don't think they list him even. Alright. 84. You're going 84? Yeah. Okay. 84 sequel! I don't remember sequels in the 80s. This is going to be rough. I can tell you that right now. Yikes.

That's the first clue. Color purple. Keep that in mind. Leonard gives it a probably generous two stars. Ooh, a bad sequel. Uh-huh. So it's definitely a number two. It's not a number three.

It's number two. 1984. So remember that when he says there's 11 names, start high. This is insane um in name only sequel is your first clue it's a name only okay and um your next clue is slightly better than its predecessor which isn't saying much wow it's better than the original name only this is according to lynn by the way these clues are often quite not helpful Slightly better than its predecessor, which isn't saying much. Wow, it's better than the original. And it's a name-only sequel. This is according to Lynn, by the way. I understand. These clues are often quite not helpful.

No, he's got street cred with me. And you have ten names. I can name it in ten names. I'll go nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five.

Four. Name it. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Name it. seven six five four name it yeah oh jesus name it pardo poised for the win you get four names okay nothing i'd like pat to get a point just let me just before we just tell me now who am i gonna call a shithead when you win oh when i win who do you think is a shithead? Don't just say it on the mic because then there's no surprise. Yeah, write it down. Slide it over. People will forget. Yeah, write it down like you're bidding on something.

Here. Slide it over. All right. Where's our intern? Give him a pen. Over there? No. Ready for your four names?

Pat Francis? Yeah. It's from 1984. Len gives it two stars, right? And it's an in-name only sequel. Okay. And it's slightly better than its predecessor, which isn't saying much. Okay.

You get four names. Okay. And I will just say on the record, it's not anywhere near as good as the predecessor. And I will just say, on the record, it's not anywhere near as good as the predecessor. This is the craziest, one of the craziest statements Leonard's ever made. Yeah, I call him Leonard, because that's what I call him when I'm mad at him. I understand. It's like a child. Give me some names.

Four names. Elaine Boosler. The Boosler! Oh, my God! Whoa, right out the gate. Paul Rubens. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Misty Rowe. And Archie Hahn. You know it. You know this. I know,. Uh-huh. Misty Rowe. And Archie Hahn. You know it. You know this. I know, but I can't think of what it is. But not yet. Hold on. You think you know it?

I think I do. Because that in name only means that no one from the first one is in. Oh, well, actually. Okay. Oh, I think I do. It's not in name only. There's a thematic connection that's not unreasonable. Okay, I think I know it.

Okay, what is it? I'm going to say Meatballs 2. That's correct! It's Meatballs 2! He got Meatballs 2! Oh, my God. You son of a bitch! You son of a bitch!

John Larroquette, Tammy Taylor, Kim Richards, Hamilton Camp, John Mangotti, and Richard Mulligan. Wait, Tammy Taylor? Coach's wife is in this? Yeah. How is Eddie Deason not in that lineup? He might have been in it. Well, because Paul Reuben sort of played the Eddie Deason role. That's true.

He was like Pee Wee, but with the meatballs, too. That deserves to win the whole game as far as I'm concerned. That was pretty amazing. I thought it was back to the beach because of Paul Reuben. Slightly better than the original. No way slightly better than the original. Slightly better than meatballs. Slightly better than meatballs. That's outrageous. no that len should have his book taken away but meatballs

is a great example along with greece of a movie that's thoroughly enjoyable but it's shoddy right it's not the greatest movie it's mostly bill murray's show but and chris make peace holy crap good for you pat yeah good for you i'll give the, you get a moral victory for that. Yeah. The Misty Row kind of tipped me over. All right, so we'll start with Matt again. This is getting exciting. We're still playing? Yeah, because now we got two.

We're going to play to three. And now that the show's gone long, we might as well go really long. I may need a bathroom break or something. No, no, no. We got to go. We got to wrap this up. Yeah. I thought Jimmy was going to win right there.

Yeah, I did too. Meatballs too. I almost want was going to win right there. Meatballs 2! I almost wanted to concede and give him one of my points. Electric Boogaloo. Boo. Take the point back for that joke. There was no extra title on that. It was just Meatballs 2. Give me the top.

How did I call that? Back to camp? Meatballs 2, back to camp. They should have called it something. To say that it's in name only only it still took place at a camp right it's not like they went somewhere else probably the same place at the same camp right probably the same camp i don't know camp sasquatch it says here oh all right so we're on um i've got two points. Matt has one. Pat has one. All right. We're playing to 15. No, first person to three. Oh, it's not 15.

We'll start with Matt on this one. I never get the start, I've noticed. Because you're either the person that says name it or you're the person getting the point. I see. Those two people sit out. They don't get to go first the next time. Well, I got the point that time, so should he start? No, I said name it. He said name it.

Oh, that's right. You're right. Okay. So the person that won the point doesn't get to go first the next time. Well, I got the point that time, so should he start? No, I said name it. He said name it. Oh, that's right. You're right. Okay. So the person that won the point doesn't get to go first. And the person that says no doesn't get to go first. That was exciting. That was. Corey Feldman's in three or four, I think.

Didn't ask. Don't care. Don't care. Never saw the first one. Okay. So, Matt, you get to pick the category Okay Let's go with

Have you noticed Is that a good sign? No not really That's awful Yawn right into the microphone I did I turned away I apologize Mr. Benson

That was a I'm happy to be here That is no way An indication of How unhappy you are Alright movies with bullshit poker scenes no one's nibbling on that one so you guys must be scared of that one it's only one movie i can think of uh los angeles movies of course yeah and let's still go with the uh future

guest john lithgow i'm gonna go john lithgow okay here we go you're just like pronouncing it different is he booked is he booked already or just you're he's agreed to do it and uh but it's very elusive and people keep writing me he appeared on some podcast about screenwriting or something and they're like aren't you mad and i'm like i'm not mad he can do whatever he wants but i'm a little mad i want him to come on my show after he said he would. Yeah. All right. Um, John Lithgow movies.

You can pick between a 91, 82 or 83. 91. 91 Lithgow. Yeah, I know. It's, it's tricky because he did bigger things in 82, 83, but I'm probably more familiar with 91 because I was older then.

I understand. Two stars. Two stars from Len. Okay. Lithgow. I could go either way on agreeing with that. Occasionally ugly. Him or the movie?

Don't talk like that. The man has committed to being on the show. No, it's occasionally ugly and predictable as it goes along. Those are your clues. Yeah. I think I know it. And it's two stars from 91. Really?

You get nine names. I'm bluffing. it's two stars from 91. Really? And you get nine names. I'm bluffing. It's a good strategy. Was it nine names? Nine names. Yeah. I'm going to go seven. Seven names, Pat Francis.

I actually do think I might know this, so I'm going to say six. You think you know it, so you're going to say six. Why would you give that away to Jimmy? You should have been like, oh, this is rough. Maybe six. Nickel. I'll go nickel. Zero.

What the? Zero names. Now, Pat Francis, you can either say name that movie or you can bid a number of negative names, which means you'd have to name that many cast members from the movie. You have to name the movie and name a number of cast members. How many points do you have? One. He's got one.

He can't win with this, so name it. He's not going to win with it. He'd be tied with Jimmy with two each. Right. Right. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. You can't win with saying yeah you can't win with this you can't win with this if he could win with this i might challenge oh okay i see that's a good strategy so what you get zero names yeah so the zero names are raising cane wow that was a very ballsy move i know brian de palma film that's

what i would be very exciting if he was right but he I'm not. But he's not. He's not right. That's what I was going to say, too. Yeah. It felt right. It seems about right. Sure. It's a two-star movie. Totally. Predictable, because it's De Palma.

Give us some names. John Amos, Victoria Dillard, Josh Evans, Mary Ellen Trainor, Lindsay Wagner, Kevin Pollack, former guest, Ice-T, John Lithgow, future guest, and the lead actor, Denzel Washington. Oh, yeah. What the fuck was that called? Harry and the Hendersons. Denzel plays the monster. It's a very generic title. Yeah. In

1981? 91. Boy, I can't pull it. Begins with an R. Oh, no, no. A ricochet. Damn it. That's that ridiculous movie that that is a ridiculous movie it's really weird there's like one scene where like lithgow drugs denzel washington wakes up with his penis inside a woman yeah and he's videotaping it so then he uses it to blackmail him yeah yes and there's a lot of like it's one of those movies that has a lot of funny um like

you know like you know see what the party, Ricker type lines. Kevin Pollak is his partner. And I think, I think, oh, who produced that? The guy who produced all the action stuff back then has a beard, Jewish. Seriously, Silver. So Pat has two now? Joel Silver. Joel Silver.

Yeah, you're right. Jimmy has two. Matt has one. This is exciting. I'm going to tie it up. Oh, my God. And Jimmy gets to start this one. How about that?

You know what? I'll go poker movies just to get that one out of the way. I love it. 2006, 94, or 98? It's got a scene, at least one scene where people are playing poker. Give me the dates again, please. 2006, 94, or 98 okay 98 here we go two and a half stars from mr malton and um what he says about it is provocative interesting but never entirely engaging. Okay, never entirely engaging, 1998.

But it's provocative and interesting. Wow. Oh! And there are 12 names. Well, I can name this movie in 12 names. I'm going to go negative one. I like it. I'm pardon to go negative one. I like it. Pardon?

Yeah. I don't want Pat to even get near this fucking thing. Oh, you know it. Yeah. So if Pat doesn't have any idea. So I say name it. He has to say name it. And we're going to have a three-way tie, I think. I don't think this is another Raising Cane.

I think I know it. I think this time you're confident in a way that really. But I could be wrong still. That's the thing. Give the name first. All right, what's your name? Matt Damon Rounders. Correct.

It really is? It's correct. It's Rounders, the one card game movie. Let me just quickly explain if anyone listening is like, it's a great poker movie scenes. At the time, people thought it was a little more accurate. Poker players love it because it is all about poker and it is a pretty decent movie

for the most part I get a little bothered that Edward Norton is just like the buddy that always gets him in trouble and you're just like why don't you just stop talking to that guy but then also at the very end Matt Damon figures out what John Malkovich is going to do because his tell John Malkovich plays a professional like a Russian card player or whatever

and doesn't do it over the top at all? No, no. But that's the thing is in poker people really are that, it's a pretty realistic portrayal of some of those people. I'm telling you. It's amazing the crazy accents at poker tables. I'll take your word for it because he's crazy over the top. It's big, but there's a lot of poker players like

I'll call. I'm flopping the pot or whatever. Flopping the pot. But it's pot. But like, it's amazing how terrible accents that some poker players have. But his tell is that he stops and takes an Oreo and cracks the Oreo and twists it and then eats the middle out first.

That's how Matt Damon knows what his cards are. Are you allowed to have food at the table? Are you allowed to eat, like bring your snacks to the table? Well, it's like in a private room and it's a heads up thing. And it's his thing. You come into my room. It's a little crazy. But yeah, like of all the tells, the most incredibly elaborate and obvious thing.

His tell is that he takes a Dorito bag and to open it, he squeezes it and pops it. Nobody ever noticed that this guy would eat the Oreo every time he had a good egg. Of all the people he's played. Or when he's bluffing. That's the other thing about tells. A tell means either they're bluffing or they're not bluffing. So it's like, well, which one does it mean? So it was pretty amazing that he did that.

You always know if I'm him if I bring along Dave Attell. If he's with me, I'm bluffing. Did the camera zoom in on the Oreo at any point when he was doing this? No, the camera didn't go in that close on the tell, but it did show Matt Damon watching him. Like, oh, I think I know. Sometimes they go, the audience is dumb. Let's let them know that it's the cookie.

Alright, we're all tied up. It's got a lot of smart It's exciting, right? The movie's got a lot of smart poker talk in it. And the other movies, the other poker movies were Casino Royale and Maverick, because those are both movies where someone is portrayed as an excellent player because they get an amazing, they get a straight flush

dealt to them. So that makes them a great player, because they know how to bet on a straight flush and then win the hand, because it's the best hand you could possibly have. Especially Casino Royale, it drives me nuts. They're playing for millions of dollars, and one guy's got a full house, another guy's got a slightly higher full

house, and another guy's got a straight flush, then james bond's got a royal flush that's kind of like god damn you like baseball movies like you know the the bases are loaded and the guy it's the home run it's like well he didn't load the bases he's still that that's that's just a situation not the same at all no hitting a grand slam is pretty hard. Yeah, you're right. There's more pressure. Okay, that's true. That's true. All right. And to win the game.

More pressure than high-stakes poker? Million-dollar chips in the table? Than being dealt a perfect hand. Yeah. But I don't know. I don't know enough about poker. It's not the same as a grand slam. But what is the strategy when you have the best hand?

What do you do? You say that James Bond had a heart attack in the middle of that game. That's a bad tell. It still came back. Thank you. say that James Bond had a heart attack in the middle of that game. That's a bad tell. No game pass. Thank you. He goes out and has a heart attack, and then he comes back and wins. Because that's the other thing.

You have super long breaks when you're playing a poker tournament. I get a point for that one. Yeah, you should get a point for that joke. But what do you do if you have a straight flush? How do you bet? You can't just go, ah, like crazy. You hope that someone else has a... You hope that your royal flush,

that the other players have such a... Normally, if someone has has uh you hope that you're royal flush that the other players have such a normally if someone has an amazing hand like that chances are everyone else will fold when it goes all in because you know that's what i mean do you not suss that out do you not go all in to conceal the fact that you have a good hand or well yeah he would have to but he was lucky that everyone else at the table had amazing hands everyone else had what it was essentially normally a winning hand yeah they. They had like one card lower than one hand. They went one after the other

and they each get so dejected when the next guy has a better hand and then finally James Bond has the best hand you could possibly have. Dealt to him. That happens one

in a zillion times. Then he goes and gets laid by the hottest girl in the casino. Yeah, she's like, oh my God, the way you looked at those cards

were so lucky. Okay, so let's do... Here we go. Let's wrap it up. So Matt got the point. So it's 2-2-2. Who said name that movie to Matt? Pat did.

So Jimmy starts us off. Finally, Jimmy starts on off. I think he started left on off. Okay, good point. You get the point for that. I pick poker. Head in the game. Let's go Woody Harrelson, Los Angeleseles or star wars alums

i love la which one do you like jimmy yeah go with the one we haven't done come on i'll go all right i'll go la movies although so many movies take place yeah yeah they're all shot here anyway yeah so you know but this is a movie where la is kind of featured right you know by the way you guys know la is my lady so i have a bit of a disadvantage Yeah, they're all shot here anyway. But this is a movie where L.A. is kind of featured, right? By the way, you guys know L.A. is my lady, so I have a bit of a disadvantage. Check that. I get a bit of an advantage. Hang on.

I've got something going on. I wish David Tell was here. 85. What year? 85. 85. 97. 97.

Or 2001. 2001, year of Our Lives. I can name all three of these movies right now without anything. You can? Really? LA Story is not one of them. Whatever. Well, it's not.

That didn't come out in one of these years. Whatever you say. All right, hang on. Give me my years. 85, 97, 2001. 97. 85 is too easy. 2001 is too easy.

Well, 2001 or 97 would be a little cocky. 97. Three and a half stars from Len. That's right. Deserves it. I give it four. Whoa. I think I do, too.

1997. Yeah, he calls it extraordinary. He calls it intense. Okay. And he also says tough going at times. Oh, no. Oh, boy. Oh, for Len.

Sorry, Len. Three and for Len. Sorry, Len. I had trouble watching some of that. Pat already knows it. It was so fun when he was on the show because Graham Elwood kept swearing right next to him and I was just like, it's so weird, you know, swearing next to Leonard Mulde. He kept saying like, cocksucker and stuff like that.

Okay, not to him, not about him. Class it up, Graham. Way to keep it in check. But then I remember, he's a film critic. He probably saw Human Centipede, for Christ's sake. All right. 15 names. Oh.

Yeah. Okay. That is a clue. 1997. Yeah. And it's intense. 15 names. Extraordinary.

Nine. Tough going. Nine. At times. What happened? Oh, you're saying nine names. No, I'm saying no in German. I just want you to know. I going. Nine. At times. What happened? Oh, you're saying nine names. No, I'm saying no in German. I just want you to know.

I'll go eight. Seven. Half a dozen. It's not going to come back around to me if I do anything else, but I got to say zero. Zero names? Yeah. Negative. How many negative?

Negative two. He can do it with zero, no names, and name two names. Jimmy, what do you think? So that's where Matt got boned is he got Jimmy in between now. I'm torn because I'm basically I gotta say name that movie I'm sorry I can't okay so you gotta name

he's gotta name two names I can't name three do I name the people first or do I name the movie I don't know if I'm right but if I'm right I bet you could name it how do I do it

you could do it in any order just name two people I think the movie's Magnolia and I think it's Jason Robards and Tom Cruise you don't need to say the names oh I don't need to

no cause you're wrong yeah but you know what you're right director it's Boogie Nights Boogie Nights oh close I was trying to figure

I win Jimmy Pardo's a winner by doing nothing again you asshole not again I created zero and negatives. You've done a lot.

You said name that movie. I think your last win was a little. Magnolia must have been a few years later. No, that was a legit win. Okay. With Footloose, I named four people from Footloose. Oh, that's good. I thought Magnolia was before Boogie Nights.

No, Boogie Nights was first. Was it? Okay, that's what's going on. Yeah, because Magnolia was like, I love Magnolia, but everyone kind of shit on it like, oh, but Boogie Nights was so much better, you know, and I like them both. Oh, I like Magnolia better. I think they're both great movies. Yeah, I own both of those.

I like Boogie Nights better. They're both insanely watchable. Like, that's one thing that he does say is he goes, tough going at times, but gripping and funny as well. Let me add this to it. Bonus points, since I already won. Name the comedy that was featured in the one of the trailers uh for boogie nights name a comedy that was one of the trailers before boogie

nights what the hell are you talking you mean like in the theater in the theater in the theater why do you remember that so well because i uh i made a joke and made pete schwabba laugh because the whole theater went bananas laughing at the end of this trailer. Really? At the end of this trailer. But there's a good chance. When I saw Boogie Nights, there were no trailers. I saw it at some sort of screening.

Think of seeing it in a movie. Can you name it? I'll give you this. The trailer ends with an old lady singing. Oh. Wedding singer? Wedding singer. Yeah. Wedding singer? Wedding singer. The whole audience erupted.

That was probably like the last. That was it for old lady rapping is funny. That was where it really peaked. I turned to Schwab and I said, Anyone who's tried it since is funny. One of the top five Adam Sandler movies. That's a good one. Top five.

I gotta go. Really? I don't like it. Of Adam Sandler? That was a fantastic round. That was fun. That was fun. Once again, I'm going to go. Really? I don't like it. That was a fantastic round. That was fun. That was fun. Once again, I'm the champion.

I will not be able to sleep tonight knowing that I could have probably named four cast members of Boogie Night. Would you have gone to four if I went to three? I could have too. Oh, yeah. I would have gone to four. I can name one for everyone. Because there's so many people.

Burt Reynolds. Heather Graham. Thomas Jane. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Julianne Moore. Yeah. I mean, it goes on and on Do you guys got any

Hugs in it Bill Macy Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg obviously The great Bill Macy Bill Macy's in it It would have been fun If we got in a

You know many Names Nina Hartley Many negative names She's in it Yeah she gets She has sex in front of people Right

And actually Our friend of ours Was on the set For that Remember Tom Dorfmeister Yeah Was an extra in that film And she was really Having sex in front of people, right? And actually, our friend of ours was on the set for that. Remember Tom Dorfmeister? Yeah. There's an extra in that film, and she was really having sex in that scene. Oh, that's right.

I'm sure. I wouldn't be surprised by that. That's what porno people do. They don't care. It's just like eating a sandwich to them. Let's just do it. Let's just have sex. It's like eating the middle of an Oreo.

You're talking about the scene where then he goes and kills himself? Yeah. Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah. That's really, I love that. The firecracker scene with the aforementioned Alfred Molina. That's the scene where then he goes and kills himself yeah yeah that's amazing yeah that's really that i love that that the firecracker scene with alfred the aforementioned alfred molina that's the scene that's my favorite oh yeah yeah that's when jesse when he just when he keeps lighting the firecrackers and he just throws hey he's chinese you know like that's what they do they stand around with no shirt on light off firecrackers um any plugs anything you guys want to plug

we're gonna be a bummer shoot in uh labor day weekend labor day weekend you guys want to plug? We're going to be at Bumbershoot in September. Labor Day weekend. You guys are going to have so much fun. Live podcast in the indoor theater. People will line up for hours hanging out to come see you. We're looking forward to it. 2 p.m. Good chance to get out of the sun. Is it the 6th? Whatever that Saturday is.

Saturday, September. It could be the 4th. Could be the 8th. Could be the 14th. I'm. Courtney Love will be our guest. Courtney Love will be there. I'm going to be at the Laughing Skull in Atlanta, Georgia, August 5th through the 7th. I'm doing the Benson Interruption at Largo in Los Angeles on August 9th. And I'll be at Parler Live in Bellevue, Washington, August 12th through the 14th. Of course, those are all 2010.

And as always, thanks to our winner, Jimmy Pardo, Jay Moore is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies.