Doug Loves Movies - Nick Hexum, P-Nut, and Graham Elwood Guest
Episode Date: March 24, 2011Doug welcomes 311 members Nick Hexum and P-Nut, along with comedian Graham Elwood. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#...do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 azotop or kernels in his teeth.
They're still not warm, then he won't sleep, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey everybody You don't have to respond necessarily
Where did my notes go?
That's always a tragic start to the show
When I can't find my notes
It's such a big, exciting bag of stuff
For some lucky audience member tonight
Yeah, I mean it's not all good stuff. Some of it's
crap, but
it's in a giant bag.
My name is
Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies
coming to you from
in front of a live audience.
Why did I
write it that way? Coming to you
in front of from a live...
It's a taping.
We're doing a taping at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles.
It's March 22nd to Ocean's Eleven.
I won't be here next week because part two of my South by Southwest podcast will be plopping next week on April 1st.
We had some sound issues with the first part of the...
Are you really helping me with my jacket?
That's creeping me out.
Oh, my God.
You usually have hands on me
during this part of the show.
But I appreciate it.
That really moved it along.
If I decide to take off my hoodie,
I'm going to look right at you first.
Because I like to look at a man
while he's undressing me.
Figure out what his intent is.
So,
what was I talking about? Oh.
So we had sound issues, and
last week's episode,
if you, and some people may still be
wondering what the hell is going on with it,
because it sounded like it was underwater or something.
It was like...
And if you delete it and then re-download it, then it should work fine.
And I've been telling people that all weekend long.
And then we shot to number three on the charts on iTunes.
So I think we're just getting double the number of normal hits
that we would get because people have to download it
twice. So that worked out
great for me.
And I apologize
for the sound issues and
hopefully they're completely resolved for the
second part, which pops on
April 1st. And I'll just let the cat out of the bag
because people have already tweeted about it and stuff.
But we got
Simon Pegg whose movie Paul
is in theaters now and James Gunn
and Rainn Wilson and they're the director
and star of Super which opens in
select cities on the same day that that
podcast that I
plan to release it so
here in LA on that same
day if you're in LA on April 1st
one of the screenings that night,
one of the showings that you buy a ticket to go to,
I think it might be at the Sunset Five,
of Super will feature a Q&A
moderated by me with James Gunn and Rainn Wilson.
So try to come to that if you can.
I saw the movie again last night,
and it's really, I love it.
It's really good.
And it's kind of like Kick-Ass, but not really.
But I hope no one accuses it of being a ripoff of Kick-Ass, because it's not.
It just has a few similarities, like somebody says the word cunt.
Oh, and also it's about people who decide to be superheroes.
That's the other thing that's similar. But different.
Benson Interruption,
we taped the new one last night.
Episode 3 is in the album section
of iTunes now or
soon, and thank you
to everyone who will
or has paid two bucks to listen to it.
I wanted to mention that the Laughing
Skull Lounge in Atlanta is having
their second annual comedy festival April 6th through the 10th.
I'm not going to be able to make it this year, but I do plan to go some year because I've heard great things about it.
And they have like 70 comics from all over the country, like all kind of up and coming.
It's like a poo-poo platter of comedians that you can go see.
Lots of great comics if you're in or near Atlanta.
And tickets can be purchased at SkullFestival.com.
Which cracks Skull Festival sounds like, that doesn't sound like a comedy thing.
That sounds like some serious shit is going to go down.
It's a skull fucking festival or something.
It's a skull fucking festival or something.
But you can also, they have Skull Festival t-shirts that if you go to skullfestival.com, you can get free shipping on any t-shirts you want to buy.
But check out that festival, and like I said, I'll try to go next year or the year after, or maybe 2015.
And as you may already be aware of from my tweets,
tonight we had an extra long line outside,
so I think people got wind of who was going to be on.
I recently performed on the 311 cruise with the band 311,
so please welcome two dudes from that band
and the other comedian that was on
the boat Nick hexum peanut and Graham Elwood
You guys could hire Graham to be an essay imposter because he's kind of got the same sort of vibe, you know?
Yeah, look at that.
He bobs like him a little bit.
He's movable.
Yes.
That was Peanut, a.k.a. Aaron.
Real name, Aaron.
But I like calling you Peanut.
Spoiler alert.
I love that I know
a guy named Peanut
there's a Peanut
in every gang
is there?
you just met one
alright
and Nick Hexum
there's a lot of cats
named Peanut too
there you go
that's Nick Hexum's voice
everybody
and Graham Elwood and I
we got to be the comedians
like normally
being a comedian
on a cruise ship
that's sort of that's sort of antithetical to fun and good times
because you're performing for old people and children.
But the 311 cruise was an amazing...
Your fans are so much fun.
It's so great.
And, like, because Graham, of course, doesn't smoke weed,
and his whole act is just screaming at the audience.
Yeah, he's tried it.
Most people that don't smoke it have
tried it and that's why they don't smoke it.
Cause, you know,
Graham probably had a Graham Elwood flip out
when he was on it.
That's what it sounds like
when he flips out. That's a Graham Elwood flip out.
But also
as you guys got to see on the cruise ship,
he just basically yells at the audience
for 20, 30 minutes
about what stupid stoners they are.
Yeah, that's my whole act.
For some reason...
You fucking dumb-spoken weirdos!
Grow up.
Yeah, that's a direct quote from your act.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, and it's fun to watch.
It's fun to watch him play for that crowd,
and they're so loving that they still appreciate it.
I've never in my life had, like, at the end of the last show,
it was a 1,500-seat theater, and I'm opening for Doug,
so I do, like, 25 minutes, and I'm like, hey, guys, thanks.
The first two rows stand up, and they all, like, want to high-five,
like, at the end of one of their shows and I was just like uh yeah all right
I was so not used to it man it was so it was so it was so great and then seeing these guys
we were backstage for one of their shows and uh I had to they had finished their first set and
they were they were in the dressing room getting ready to go on to do their encore and I was like, shit, I gotta go MC
the karaoke night on the other end of the boat.
Couldn't see the
encore, guys.
With Venus Williams as a participant.
Yes, Venus Williams.
Because she's a huge 311 fan and actually
was on the cruise the entire time.
Crazy. And did karaoke every
night. Yeah, living her life.
God bless her. She knows how to live
She had a couple
Relatives
A couple other ladies
With her
And they were
Having a ball
They had a blast
It was just like
It was so cool
And then
So we duck into
The dressing room
And we're like
Hey guys
Great show
And they're like
Oh
And then so
This conversation
Breaks out
And everyone's like
Oh that's cool
What are you guys doing
And Nick goes Guys We're in the middle Of a rock show And then so this conversation breaks out And everyone's like, oh, that's cool, what are you guys doing? And Nick goes
Guys, we're in the middle of a rock show
And then everyone's like, oh, fuck yeah
And they fucking ran out there and finished their thing
It was awesome, it was great to see that
Laying it down the line
They were going to wait
What?
Did you even set up that it was during
While they were about to go out and do their encore?
Yeah
Okay, good
The story deserved more than you guys As an audience, you really dropped the ball while they were about to go out and do their encore? Yeah. Okay, good.
The story deserved more than you guys.
As an audience, you really dropped the ball.
That was really funny.
So what are you guys doing?
We're in the middle of a rock show.
He wasn't that mean about it, but it was still great.
It was great.
I can't even tell you what a dream come true it was to have comedians and rock just marry together
in our little camp.
It was wonderful.
It was a dream come true.
It was like 15 years in the making.
I'm happy you were a part of it.
Wow.
Let's hear it.
Thank you.
You guys were talking about doing a cruise for like 15 years?
No, we were talking about marrying comedy and rock
and it just happened to be on a cruise.
Oh, okay. No, that ended up being
the perfect place for it.
It was so strange how great it went.
It was very
a little
not disturbing, but
serendipitous.
Yes, that's better.
Disturbing or serendipitous.
Somewhere in there.
As a comic, you don't think I'm going to go out and kill before that band. That's better. That's a better way to put it. It's either disturbing or serendipitous. Somewhere in there.
As a comic, you don't think, oh, I'm going to go out and kill before that band.
Or I'm going to go kill before that band's fans.
Because they're always very much about the band.
But the people on that boat were like, because there was plenty of other stuff to do when our comedy shows were on.
And they were very, you told me me you were not worried about it,
that you thought we had the same fan base.
Give it to them.
You guys are talented.
I just tell stupid jokes.
But it was so much fun.
But let's talk about movies.
Really quick, before we get into movies,
just a commitment on my podcast.
Are you going to do another 311 cruise?
We are. Yeah!
You're all invited. Are you going to come? Yeah. Are you kidding me?
When is it? Yeah, I'm in.
Yeah, like I can't think of
a date that's coming up that I would have
something else I would rather do.
Do you guys want to do this really fun cruise ship?
No, I'll be doing Kennewick,
Washington, Jack Diddley's that weekend. Can't do it. Don't do it during the Oscars, that fun ownership? No. I'll be doing Kennewick, Washington, Jack Diddleys that weekend.
Can't do it.
Don't do it during the Oscars.
That's all I ask.
I'd like to stay home and watch the Oscars.
Fair enough.
Any other date.
Any other date.
I'm committed.
I'm completely 100% in.
If the Cubs are in the World Series, I can't make it.
I'm going to tell you that right now.
Okay, so Graham is completely committed.
Graham is not going to tell you that right now. Okay, so Graham is completely committed.
Graham is not going to have a problem.
Okay, so Graham Elwood was on the cruise,
and he has a podcast called Comedy Film Nerds.
Yes, sir. And what do you have to say about the state of cinema
right now
have you seen anything good
you know I mean
I saw Battle LA
so you haven't seen anything good
no Battle LA
is what Skyline
should have been
you go in there with low expectations
it's like that's what I want.
Just fucking shoot some bugs.
Skyline, they stayed in a condo
in fucking Marina del Rey
and barely saw fighting.
This was like Black Hawk Down.
The dialogue is horrible. It's all like
Corporal Exposition reporting for duty.
Sergeant, backstory, quick.
It was like every cliche, like,
I'm retiring today.
Ah, bug attack.
Like, my wife's pregnant.
Like, every possible, like,
like, literally, like,
I've got cancer cured.
Just ding, bang, bang, bang, bang.
You know, like.
Is the twist,
I don't want to give too much away,
but is the twist that a bug
fucked that guy's wife?
Yes.
Whoa.
And that total alien style, it just goes,
and he goes,
but actually,
one of the only times in my life where I've ever agreed
with Entertainment Weekly,
a couple issues ago, they had the 10 things
Hollywood could do to make better movies,
and they're right online.
Usually Entertainment Weekly, you're like,
who the fuck fucking asshole wrote this?
But it was like... This is a strong endorsement for them now.
That they went from fucking assholes
to absolutely right on.
It is. They nailed it.
Make more indies, you know.
But that's my thoughts.
What kind of...
You guys, you're
also both family men, right?
You have families, so like, how do you,
how and when do you see your motion
pictures these days?
We'll start with P. Uh-oh.
I've got a six-month-old, so I haven't seen
shit. Do six-month-olds
watch stuff? Well,
no. No, I'm trying to keep it.
There's going to be a lot of Pixar in your future, though. I'm trying to keep it down.
Take that kid to Battle LA.
He'll fucking love it.
We started watching Up the other night
and the first 15 minutes are brutal.
I'm going to cry just talking about it.
It's so heavy.
It was tough.
I wonder how they got that past
the squad that makes the decisions.
Like, you know, that's a little sad.
People are going to be genuinely bummed.
But didn't that follow up of Pixar having the balls to have an hour of a robot in space flying around by itself?
They can do whatever they want.
Picking up weird things and watching an old Barbra Streisand musical.
weird things and watching
an old
Barbra Streisand musical.
What turned me
around and up
just even
though I haven't
finished it
was when they
changed that act
when they went
to the second act
and they showed
all the balloons
that really did
change the mood
so much
and it was amazing
what they did
with the color
and how many
balloons it was.
Yeah.
If they need that
it's very uplifting.
It's just the right moment early and
figuratively yeah it's there it's they nailed it it's very well done but and
I've been really anti Pixar cuz you know I like I like kind of more of a hardcore
edge to my movies certainly certainly more than they offer. It's hardcore. Bugs Life wasn't hardcore enough for you?
No, no, no.
Incredibles is pretty kick-ass.
Yeah, no, Incredibles was kick-ass.
Cars has its followers.
Right.
See, that's why people should come to the show.
The live show, you get to see me trying to catch a moth.
You should have, in honor of a film,
you should have gone, uh-uh, killed the bug.
I ate a bug.
I think I swallowed a bug.
Nick, what about you?
Movies with the kids?
Yeah, we watch movies at home.
My daughter loves Toy Story 3.
Of course.
That's a good tearjerker.
That's it. You guys are in a rock band right
you gotta finish a rock show
tonight
that's another thing I want to say real quick too like to hear them
talk about kids we just watched twice we're like I remember
going to like the little like green room private
area for all the bands you know and I
was expecting to just see like it's rock and roll
but like it's there's but there's like four bands
that's just gonna be fucking cocaine
and setting midgets on fire
and just fucking human sacrifice.
And they're like, everyone's hanging out,
having a couple cocktails,
and then two people started showing each other yoga moves.
It was a fucking downward dog cage match.
Yeah, don't blow their image.
Sorry.
No, they were fucking nuts, man.
They punched each other.
They fucking,
someone pushed,
put a gun in my face.
And they're like,
namaste, bitch.
And it was on.
I rented 127 hours
the other day.
That was pretty great.
Yeah, it's good, right?
Yeah, how'd your six-year-old
like that for six months?
I watched it on my computer, thank you very watch this kid watch and learn don't hike alone son
there's lots of lessons to be learned yes besides a well-shot movie yeah it's just it's it's great
how interesting he manages to make it with so so little story Right. It's the they shoot horses, don't they of our time.
Wow.
That's some heavy shit.
Chew on that.
By applause, who's seen
They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
By applause, you raise your hand.
You hand raising old man.
Brilliant.
You polite old man.
Your son with his matching shirt.
You guys are adorable.
What the hell?
You'll have each other's members.
Call each other and go, I'm wearing that queer shirt tonight.
Oh, you're going bowling after?
That's cool.
Again, another reason to show up to the show.
Father-daughter league.
So, um...
show up to the show.
Father-daughter league.
They were at the Benson interruption last night
at Largo,
and he was venturing
to guess that he was
the oldest person there,
and we didn't make it official,
but I think you've done that
two nights in a row.
Streak.
Going for the turkey.
Yeah.
Bowling reference, and they shot horses.
Peanuts on fire.
But they shot horses, don't they?
It's a movie with Jane Fonda and
some other guy.
Well, Gig Young, of course, he was nominated
for a supporting actor and then a few years later
he killed himself.
The supporting actor curse.
Michael Saracen, I think, was the male lead.
And it's about a couple's dance competition where it's like a marathon.
Yeah.
But what they do is not only do they have them dance, but once an hour they go,
all right, everybody run around the track.
And they all just have to run around in a circle. And then go back to dancing again.
And it's the couple that lasts the longest is going to win.
It is the most fucking grueling movie to watch.
And so what's the new version of that?
127 Hours?
CC.
I think everyone check it out if you can.
Can you get it on Netflix or whatever?
They shoot horses, don't they?
On the iTunes.
You can rent it.
Okay.
So they shoot horses, don't they On the iTunes You can rent it Okay So get
They shoot
And it's worth it
They shoot horses don't they
Cause it's about how
When a horse is
You know
Can hardly walk anymore
Like they can't
They fucking shoot the horse
But these people
They make them keep going
It's intense as shit
Like I saw that
When I was little
And it really freaked me out
That's why you've never danced ever since
then. That's right. I gave up dancing.
And who directed it? I was going to be
in the Nutcracker. What? Who directed it?
Sidney Pollack.
I can picture him, but I couldn't remember his
damn name. Good man.
He directed some interesting movies.
Tootsie.
Out of Africa, which is one of the most overrated
Academy Award winners
haven't seen it yeah sure we're not here to talk about a dead director we're here
people die he's great what was that Woody Allen movie he was great in husbands and
wives boy I I could just I don't even have to know anything.
I can just...
What was that thing?
And then somebody yelled out.
It was Airport 76.
Yeah, that was the thing.
That's what I meant.
I saw...
I want to mention, I haven't seen it lately,
but a friend of mine, Sam Seder,
a long time ago made a movie
with lots of other friends of mine called Who's the Caboose?
It was Sarah Silverman and one person.
That's more than they shoot horses, don't they?
Oh, old guy knew it.
But David Cross, Mark Mariner, a bunch of comics were in it, Kathy Griffin, and it's
available on digital VOD, whatever that means.
Video on demand?
No, I don't think so.
And then...
And DVD, both.
It'll be available on both on
March 29th. It's called Who's the Caboose?
Digital video disc.
You guys haven't seen it, right?
No. No pressure. You guys haven't seen it, right? No
No pressure
Cool
It's no big deal
Follow up
What?
Follow up podcast
What?
After we see it
We'll have you back
And talk about Who's the Caboose?
Yeah, the whole time
I love that
Bring it
We'll break the whole movie down
We'll start with the engine
And we'll finish with who's the caboose.
Oh my God, I just got a text from
this girl I know is a huge fan of you guys.
And I just got a text from her.
I'm driving from work. I think I'm going to be late.
Unhappy face.
She just said that just now.
I told her that it starts at 7.30
and she thinks she's going to be late it's 754 you said girl Virginia you met her that one
time when we were out there we're on the road and then she moved here she works
for a law firm what's that Airport 76 Airport 76? It's actually 75 and 76.
Just yell that out every time there's any kind of a law.
What's VOD mean?
Airport 76.
I tried to check with you guys and make sure that you've listened to the podcast
and that you understand the Leonard Maltin game because...
There's a level of understanding.
We'll see how much. You got the level of understanding. We'll see how much.
You got the basics.
We'll see how good you are at it.
Graham's pretty good at it.
You'll walk us through it.
Yeah, I'll totally walk you through it.
People are already pulling out their name tags.
Oh, I love the super one over there.
That's a good call.
I wish I was picking, but I'm not.
And I always love the Juno logo.
Did you do that before?
Yeah.
Did you get picked?
No? Alright.
I like it though.
I'm a fan.
Somebody with a shoe that says the quiz on it.
I don't know if I want to get involved in that particular exam.
And it's like a snake skin stiletto pump.
Wow.
Now it's near my water.
And I'm an insane germaphobe, like Howard Hughes style.
So now either the snake or your foot funk is going to get in my water.
Yeah, now he has to pee in your shoe.
Yeah.
I heard huge humor.
Okay, so there's lots of name tags.
Gentlemen, go into the audience
and pick a name tag that you would like to play for today.
Just go out and physically take it from them.
We've got some 311 designs that might
coax you over there.
I need to be picked before I die.
Kim is here.
Where's Pang at? Is Pang around?
What? Hey, Pang!
Somebody tweeted me
like, what the fuck is with Pang all the time?
Pang should be a guest on the show.
So
Aaron, aka
Peanut, picked, hi, my name is Warren.
I love movies.
That's a nice sign. Who's Warren? You are?
Good job, Warren.
And Nick picked Keith's sign
that says... From the father-son bowling team.
Oh, God.
You're playing for both of them?
Sentence reference.
And he wrote a 311 in his name, which is cool.
Yeah.
Keith with 311 in the middle of it.
In the hardest of mediums, ink pen.
There's no turning back.
You're right.
No way.
You're right, P.
That's true.
Balls.
Total balls. Mr. right. No way. You're right, P. That's true. Balls. Total balls.
Mr. Nut does it again.
He warned you not to be funnier than him before.
I doubt it was not a warning
that I made. Everyone can be hilarious.
And then Graham got a cake.
Yes. This woman.
You made this?
I bought it.
She bought it.
I purchased it.
Yeah, that other girl
made that shoe.
She fucking wrestled
a snake.
Cobbled it.
She cobbled it
with a snake?
Cobbled the shit
out of that thing.
Yeah.
As she was killing
the snake,
she's like,
I'm gonna cobble you.
But what's on top
of the cake?
Does it say something?
Yeah, it says Kim.
It says the name Kim.
Oh, it's your birthday?
All right.
It would be cooler if you made it.
You know what would be hilarious?
Is if you threw it at her.
Take this back to Ralph's, bitch.
Like, boom.
All fucking Ike Turner style.
Happy birthday.
You'll remember this birthday.
Like, go over to her and smash it in her face. Like an orange. Turner style. Happy birthday. You'll remember this birthday.
Go over to her and smash it in her face.
Like an orange.
Take a shit.
Shove it in her face Cagney style.
That was horrible.
Horrible thing to say.
Movies used to be very
sexist and mean and violent.
And let me see if I have any violent. And all that's changed.
Yeah, everything's...
We found our way.
Yeah, Sucker Punch opens March 25th.
Visually arresting.
I wonder if a girl's going to get sucker punched.
In Sucker Punch, probably.
Titty fuck, the video game.
Yeah.
The working title was Vagina Punch.
And they had to go
suck a punch
to get a PG.
All right,
let's play
the later mall game.
So you're playing
for Kim Graham.
Yes.
And Nick is playing
for Keith.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
And Peanut is playing
for Warren.
And let's start
with you, Peanut.
Walk me through it.
All right,
you get to pick
a category
From these categories
Charlie Sheen, Movies of
Won't
Oh good, I like how you narrow it down as we go
It's Bill Shatner's birthday today
Right
Movies featuring Bill Shatner
So I gotta edge
Mr. Tambourine Man
And this is a category I'm going to keep bringing up
Until somebody picks it
and it may never happen.
Ernest Goes To Movie.
That's horrible.
Oh my god.
Somebody's going to prepare.
Somebody's going to, some comic's
going to hear it when he's about to be on the show
and he's going to nail it. Or she.
I would so pick that,
but God, I'm such a...
I have a life-size cutout of Captain Kirk.
Like, I just can't...
It's not even up to you.
I don't know what you're doing right now.
I'm...
I'm...
I'm...
I'm vocalizing my future strategy.
I heard you guys are having trouble
coming up with a title for your new band.
Really?
I mean, new band, new album.
Your new band that you started without the other guys.
I think you should just call it Doug Loves Movies.
There you go.
I already got a podcast.
You're having trouble coming up with a name for your next album.
Horrible Troubles.
I tried to help.
Was there any help?
No, it's the 10th album.
Doug's idea was to times the number of albums by 10,
and so it would have just
No, by 311.
No, you said
311 times the number of albums.
So this album
would be called
3100.
You're saying I read
the text wrong?
3100?
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
I think that's a cool title.
Okay.
Where did that other zero
come from?
It'll be
fucking stoner math.
Inexplicable.
The name would be inexplicable.
The name would be 3100 million.
It's the name
of our album
Get Used To It.
Okay, so what do you want?
Ernest Goes To,
Charlie Sheen,
or Shatner?
Bring on Shatner.
Oh, Shatner.
I don't know what that was.
How insensible.
Somebody yelled something
and it was none of those.
The cool thing about Ernest
is that it was probably
only like four movies
so it makes it
a little easier, but...
Let's tell everybody what we're playing for.
I forgot to say what we're playing for.
This is an insane bag of stuff, you guys.
Shatner stuff, too, though.
This is a poster.
More posters.
These are all awesome 311 posters
that I'd unwrap and show you,
but it would take too long.
And Peanut also brought and signed
a Lego Star Wars watch.
I could stop right there.
That's an amazing thing to win.
But no, guess what?
Doug Benson brought some stuff.
I brought a wireless headphones from Vizio. I hope I'm
pronouncing that right. Surround sound headphones. Yeah Beyonce uses them.
So they gotta be awesome. And then here's a bag of other stuff that comes with it. Graham brought a copy of his CD.
Comedians gotta boo-boo.
We got my CD,
Professional Humor Idiot.
That's what I sound like.
We got
some t-shirts were given to me while I was
at South by Southwest. This is from
Fuzzy Ball Apparel.
Fuzzy Balls Apparel.
And it's a, what is it?
It's like a robot unicorn.
And it says, I'm fucking magic on it.
Because it's a unicorn and a robot.
Can't argue with that.
This is an awesome thing.
Oh, also there's lots of 311 stickers and items of that nature.
This is kind of cool.
Somebody gave me this.
This is a protecting the gap drop stop.
It's like this thing that you can put in between your seat in the car
and whatever's next to your seat in the car,
and then that way it's easier to fish out roaches that you drop in there.
It's harder for things to get all the way to the bottom of the car.
And then I love these things.
These are woot monkeys.
I always give one to a random audience member.
The arms are slingshots.
Shoot that into the crowd, Peanut.
And we have another one for...
We have a second one for our winner.
Oh!
You just threw a monkey on my dick.
I meant to say, shoot it at Graham's balls, Nick.
Mission accomplished.
Yes.
Try again.
Oh, that's another way to do it.
Nice catch.
I love it.
I love how it screams every time.
And it's a scream that says, I kind of like this.
I'm not entirely upset about being hurled through the air.
All right, so you're going to win all that stuff.
I can't believe I almost forgot to mention all that.
So that's a great prize package.
So a lot of pressure on the three of you to play well for the people you're playing for.
And of course, whoever you're playing for, if they don't win,
they get to, I will name a shithead.
They will say somebody that I have to call a shithead
at the end of the show.
All right, where were we?
Shatner?
Shatner.
Let's do it.
Man, that's tough.
1977, 1982, or 2000 movie featuring
Billiam Shatner.
The years again please you think about something else 1977 1982 or 2000 82 all right this movie Leonard Moulton gives it three and
a half or two and a half stars I'm sorry that's about right he's brutal two and a
half stars from 1982 he calls it mildly funny.
And he says it has many cameos
in it.
But there are
seven
actor names listed starring
in this movie from 1982.
Two and a half stars.
Bill Shatner is one of them.
How many names do you think you can get it in?
Peanut.
Five.
That's a good opening bit.
We go to Graham down there in the end.
How many do you think you can get it in?
Four.
Nick?
Take it, guys.
All right, so you say name that movie, Graham Elwood.
You get four names. You want the clues again? Yes. It's mildly funny. Take it, guys. All right, so you say, name that movie, Graham Elwood.
You get four names.
You want the clues again?
Yes.
It's mildly funny.
Has many cameos.
Two and a half stars.
1982, Shatner's in it.
And you get four names?
Life-size Shatner at home.
I know.
You get four names?
Yes.
But this clearly isn't a Star Trek movie, so I'm not sure what it is. They are David Pamer, Chad Everett,
William Shatner,
and Peter Graves.
Oh.
This is
Airplane 2.
That's correct.
Oh, shit.
He's out of his chair.
He's going to
palm strike somebody.
He's going to palm strike somebody. He's going to palm strike.
Oh, Kim, we're going to have a great cake together.
That might happen.
Yeah, somebody get a knife.
Let's have some of that.
Let's have some of it while it's up here.
No, I meant we were going to make a baby.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I'm going to frost your cake, Kim.
Oh, moan.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're going to moan that.
Jesus.
Oh, I should be offended.
Seriously, please leave.
Okay.
We get, since that was
an altercation between Graham and Nick,
we start once again with Peanut.
And you get to pick the category again.
Would you like,
as I've mentioned already,
the movie Super is coming out soon
and I love it. So movies with the movie Super is coming out soon and I love it
so movies with the word Super in the title
Reese Witherspoon is also celebrating
a birthday today, she turned 49
so movies
movies featuring Reese Witherspoon
and
another category people are just eating up
they love it, Pullman Paxton
that's a movie with either Bill Pullman
or Bill Paxton
and who can tell the difference
wow, that's cool
which one of those do you like?
let's do that last one
would you like a Pullman Paxton
from 81, 86, or 93?
86.
Okay.
You always pick the middle one.
Interesting.
It's just two times.
It's barely a trend.
The shortest of trends.
That's how they get started, man.
True, true.
Something happens twice and then suddenly everybody's on board.
Three and a half stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie.
I go full-blown four on it.
I love this movie.
1986.
He says about it, he says that it's,
once it gets going, there's no let-up.
And he also says,
I read it like that because
there was an exclamation point.
Which Leonard does not use exclamation points
very often. And he also says
the special effects won an Oscar.
So special effects
won best special effects for that
year, 86. And
also once it gets going, it never
lets up. Three and a half stars.
And the category is Pulman or Paxton.
Don't yell out at anyone.
Don't say anything.
Don't mutter.
You couldn't hear.
All right.
How many names do you think you can get it in out of seven names?
It's a tough game.
It is.
It's tense.
Someone like Graham sitting over there.
Nailing it.
Making that face.
I'll go with five names again.
Five names.
I will submit four names, sir.
You can't?
So you're going to try to make Graham name it?
You'll get the point if he doesn't name it.
This will be very exciting if he fails.
And it's all over if he does name it
because he knows it.
You think you know it already?
I don't know.
I didn't know the last one
until you read the names.
Okay, well, I think with four names
I think you're going to be in good shape.
What?
Graves was a tip-off on the last one.
I think this is all tip-off names.
Not that I would have gotten it.
We'll see.
86.
Three and a half stars from Len.
Gets going.
Doesn't let up.
Special effects.
Jeanette Goldstein is in this movie.
Janet. Janetette Goldstein is in this movie. Janet.
Goldie.
And the suspense is over
whether this is a Paxton Pullman
because the next name is Bill Paxton.
Okay, so Bill Paxton's in it.
Okay.
Then we've got Lance Henriksen.
And some guy just made a mess in his pants in the audience.
Is that because he knows what it is, or he's just the biggest Lance Henriksen fan in the world?
Oh, Lance Henriksen. Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm wearing his underoos.
Oh, he was in Pumpkinhead.
I'm wearing his underoos.
Oh, he was in Pumpkinhead.
And then your fourth name is Paul Reiser.
Ladies and gentlemen, that would be the movie Aliens.
My name is Brad Elwood.
A couple things, folks, about why
I'm the winner tonight.
Um...
No, I'm just kidding.
Here, give Kim her bag of
amazingness. Congratulations, Kim.
Kim, there you go!
We can keep the cake, though, right?
You'll trade the cake for that?
Congratulations, man!
If you wouldn't have bought this shitty store-bought cake,
I wouldn't have picked you.
Really?
Talk into the microphone.
I'm talking to Warren.
We're having an end of game.
You're apologizing to Warren?
Yeah, I'm doing my best.
Sorry, Keith.
Everybody does their best.
You know, you've got to play...
It is a tough game.
Yeah, and you've got to play strategically.
There's a lot of movies.
And Graham cheats,
because he called me up this afternoon.
He's like, what are the categories?
And which movies are you going to do?
I've seen Quiz Show.
I know how this works.
Yes.
Feed me.
I love any movie reference. I know how this works. Feed me.
I love any movie reference.
I love it.
I've got the horse right here.
But for fun, keep your microphone.
Graham, sit one round out.
Let's just have you two guys go head-to-head against each other.
And I'm going to...
Since Nick never got to pick,
we'll let him pick.
And we'll go comic book movies.
Back to Charlie Sheen again.
Or let's do Reese Witherspoon again.
Sheen, Witherspoon, or comic book movies?
Witherspoon.
Ooh.
Nice!
Did not expect you to go with that one.
96, 99, or 2009?
With Reese Witherspoon.
99.
Airport 76.
Two stars from Leonard.
Sure.
He says that it's
the cast is good
but the sexual decadence
is sometimes too hard to watch.
He's such a prude.
1999, two stars
and there are...
ten names.
How many names do you think you can get it in?
We start with Nick.
Nine.
Nine.
Good opening, Biff.
Four.
Four?
All right. Four Four Alright
I'm sorry I just
Talking to Warren
You're good
He's a good talker
Where were we at?
How much?
Four
Four
That's what you bid?
So we're back to Nick
You can either say name it
Or you can go three or two
Name it
I'm making a name
Four names
Alright
I lost it on my phone Okay or you can go three or two or one. I'm making a name. Four names. All right.
I lost it on my phone.
Okay.
Giving away the secrets.
All right.
So you want the clues again?
Cast is good.
Sexual decanus.
Hard to watch.
Two stars, 99.
Your four names are Tara Reid,
Louise Fletcher,
Swoosie Kurtz,
and Christine Baranski.
I'll give you a second to think
while I go say hi to Keith.
Someone in the front row just went,
how stoned is he?
About me?
No, me. They're asking about me.
What do you think?
I know who the shitheads are for the end of the show.
Right. I have no idea. I can't say it even brings anything to
mind does anybody the audience think they know overnight delivery yeah it's
cruel cruel intention
You just went and fucked her back, Kim.
Josh Jackson.
Did you ever see that movie?
Did you watch that with your kid?
Not yet, not yet.
Oh, the sexual decadence.
They make out.
Two girls make out.
Settle down, Len.
It's Valhalla.
It's godlessness.
What is going on?
Okay, so I got the shitheads from the people in the audience.
Thank you so much to my guests.
Let's hear it for their grandma. How was it?
Nick Henson.
Peanut!
3-11, 3-3-11, 3-11, 3-3-11.
Yeah, there's a lot of chanting man on the boat.
It's kind of like you guys have kind of a cult that you have following you around.
The people have 311 in their names on Twitter.
Like you guys don't have it in your names.
Yeah, and you're in 311.
And yeah, it's pretty intense.
But I'm so excited there's going to be another cruise.
I'm just happy you were a part of it.
It was so much fun.
And Graham and I both are going to go to Pow Wow, hopefully.
The Pow Wow Festival in August.
What city is that in?
Nowhere City.
It's in Florida, right?
It's in the panhandle of Florida out in the middle of a park.
I want to say like Savannah, but that's not right, is it?
Swanee.
Not Jacksonville.
State Park.
But near there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Swanee State Park.
Right.
All right.
Fantastic.
Should know this.
Thanks a lot, you guys.
Let's hear it for them for being on the show.
The sports and whatnot.
Alright, so
this is going to be weird for me to say.
What's his name?
Steve. Steve, okay. I'm going to just say
Steve. That's his dad.
Alright, as always, Rebecca Black
is a shithead.
And Steve is a shithead.
The oldest shithead in the room.
Now it's time for Doug to watch
another talkie.
He's a cultist, he's doing prowess, makes him
cocky. There's no room
in his heart for you.
Because Doug loves movies.
Thanks a lot, you guys.
Let's hear it for the guys from 311.
Graham Elwood.