Doug Loves Movies - Nikki Bon, Frank Castillo and Samm Levine guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies.
Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. It's Sunday, July 3rd, 2022.
And in honor of Tom Cruise's birthday,
I've booked only guests who are under six feet tall.
I'll tell you, Frank.
My wife's staring at me, making sure i don't lie i'm like five eight okay i thought you were in that area but i did but that's why you know i guess i could have gone
like five nine or something uh instead of uh six foot but i knew you were close to it.
Anyway, specifically, my guests are Nikki Bond, Frank Castillo, and Sam Levine.
Hello, everybody.
Hi, Doug.
Hola.
Let's meet them all individually, as individuals, and alphabetically, as mere names given to them by others uh a recent guest on wide world of doug's speaking of names it's bond nikki bond yeah here i am that's that's
how i say it because i love movies of course and uh you had a four or five week run winning streak the last time you were on
Douglas movies, I think.
Well, I feel like I broke it.
I only I lost last time.
But before that, yeah, I had a big run.
Oh, before that, you had a good run.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was it?
Four or five wins?
Four wins?
It was four.
Five?
Four?
It was four. Yeah.
It's just my knowledge of what people like.
Just really putting myself in other people's shoes.
Absolutely not based on my movie knowledge.
Having movie knowledge can be helpful,
but it's not essential in the guesswork involved in some of these games
and uh but you're just a terrific all-around guest so it works out beautifully oh thank you
yeah thank you for being here on the 3rd of july don't you have big it's tom cruise's birthday
plans well i am canadian so we didn't honor Tom Cruise as much in Canada.
So I actually didn't realize it was his birthday.
So I'm glad that you told me
because when I'm trying to get my visa,
then at least I know this answer if I'm asked, you know?
Yeah, he's a rare movie star that's not from Canada.
So Canada doesn't give a shit about it.
No, no, we give a shit about it. No, no,
we don't care about it. Everybody out there is all
excited about Ryan Reynolds and they ignore
Tommy Cruise. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. We stick to
our own.
Also joining us today
is a man with a couple of wins under
his belt. He's been
going strong. Returning from last Thursday's
bonus episode, it's Frank Castillo.
Hello. Hello.
Hey, this is
episode number three?
Yeah, number three.
Yeah, if you win today, it's three in a row.
You'll be catching
up on Nicky's number.
I'm sure our third guest today, we'll talk
to him in a second.
I have all my guests wear headphones and listen to music during this part so that they
don't know what's happening.
And
so we'll talk to him in a second.
But, you know,
how are you feeling, Frank? I mean, Sam
is, if not the best,
the, you know,
probably the best player we've
had on the show.
I mean, I feel good. I feel confident.
I feel like I've really just been
taking all the questions as they come,
but we'll see how it goes.
I like it. You're just a man who
is just going
to see what happens, because you can't
really prepare
other than, you know, you can watch a bunch of movies, I guess, but what are the odds
that the movies that you just happen to watch are going to be mentioned?
There's so many. But we spoke of him already.
It's the man himself returning after his
win at Dynasty Typewriter.
It's Sam Levine, a.k.a.
Lil Wolverine.
Hi, Doug.
You know, even though Levine begins with L,
you still manage to be
third alphabetically again.
I don't know why you insist
on not. What is happening?
Have Zachary Quinto on?
That would be so great.
Do you have his number? I do not.
I feel like he would get frustrated and hang up.
Yeah.
But that'll be fun, Sam.
You can, in your spare time, you can try to get us a big fish.
Get one of your hugely famous friends to come duke it out.
I mean, you got us Leonard Maltin, so we're eternally grateful for that.
Thank you.
And, you know, M comes after L.
So anytime you want me to get Lenny back here.
Oh, yeah.
I need your help.
The man emails me every other day.
He doesn't email me frequently but he does if he's got a book coming out or itching to you know
to get out there and play uh he hits me up he's not shy about it and i appreciate that yep and uh
don't be surprised if you see him soon at one of these upcoming live shows. Oh, boy. Okay.
Swing and a miss, Sam.
Think of somebody better.
Well, better? There's nobody better than Leonard Paul.
I was just joking around again.
You know Leonard loves a good
roasting. He does.
He loves it.
Well, it's that
time again. It's time
to visit Recommendation recommendation nation that's where
i request a movie recommendation from each one of my guests something that if the listeners
sought it out figured out how to watch it somewhere in theaters streaming cable on demand
whatever they figure it out and then watch it and then they go i'm happy they listen to that
podcast and that person you make a fan for life if you recommend a movie that someone watches
and is touched by oh no or entertained or merely entertained by but what happens if you make a
recommendation they watch it and they hate it do i now have an enemy then you will also it's like being the person that told somebody that a famous person died they'll
have kind of a negative association with you because you gave them that bad news but they
will think of you often whenever they think of that person only because you just said that you're
right and can i this is this is not a fun story because i'm about to talk about well no you'll but can i tell you who told me that kobe bryant had passed away
oh this better not be one of your elaborate jokes it's not a joke this is the real story
it's not an elaborate i would never make a jokey joke involving that's very sad story
if this had a punch how reeled in we are at this point um can i guess sure i don't think you could guess this with
500 guesses i think it's richard kind it is not okay that's who i guess i feel like he was i feel
like he got on the phone to people no i this was an in-person so i was i was just standing next to
them and they had the intel well i was at an event that weekend and i was doing a
show portion where i didn't have my phone on me and then i walked away and i came back to like
the main area and then kato kalen oh my goodness was the one who told me wow yeah so now i associate
him with something very different than most people do i think yeah well to say his stint
on celebrity big brother too it's all just uh just it's been an endless streak of amazing
performances from him that episode of pacific peace really you know a lot of people are lucky
into show business but he got there the hardest way possible which
is by existing and not doing a damn thing i mean i guess i guess you might think you're on your way
if you're living in the guest house of oj simpson um please recommend a movie Bon, Nicky Bon
I hope I haven't recommended
this one before but
Madagascar
whoa number one
original OG
Madagascar
2005 Madagascar
I recommend
having a little bit of weed
when you watch it or even not it's so
funny it's very colorful it's very silly yeah and the characters are really good the jokes are good
it uh it was uh mesmerized by uh sasha baron cullen's's that stupid song that he
sings, you got to move it, move it.
I get that stuck in my
head. Oh my goodness.
That was one of those songs that
blew up and was in everything.
Yeah.
He did it best there.
It was wild.
He is just a funny character.
He's a fun
guy. I guess he's the villain, ostensibly, but he's also he is just a funny character he's a fun uh fun guy i mean i guess he's the
villain ostensibly but he's still fun yeah and actually david schwimmer is really good in it too
i mean the man has got range you know he can play a regular necked person and he can play
a giraffe like yeah yeah so much neck range on that on that guy i've been trying to convince
people for a while now that instead of saying winner winner chicken dinner you should say
winner winner david schwimmer oh because you know it's gonna get a laugh the chicken dinner
everybody's heard it and you get a laugh off david schwimmer and also you can point out to people i
mean if anybody's a winner it's that guy because the money
that just was rolling in off of
friends
is insane
but also just think about how great it'd be to
say that and David Schirmer walks by
oh my god
that'd be
it'd be a real winner winner
David Schirmer
can we get Doug can we get a Schwimmer on the show?
Cause S that's after L.
I feel like he's a very nice man, but I have no way of contacting him.
Is he doing cameo?
That'd be weird. Hey, come on my podcast. Although I have,
I mean, I would pay to get him to say winner, winner, David Schwimmer.
Oh, I see. Well, no. Or another
way to go is
let's just get other actors to
say it and try to, you know,
because can you take a cameo
video and just make it look like a regular
video? You can.
Yeah. So let's just
get let's just get some of the
lower the ones that are asking for lower
amount. Why am I saying let's like everybody's going to get the ones that are asking for lower amount why am i saying let's
like everybody's gonna get together i mean i just it would be funny to get to pick a phrase like
that and then just get some random celebs saying it on cameo but then turn around and use it like
like it really is some a thing people are saying so funny so i think and then you'd be able to tell
people's age too you could be like instead
of checking id you would just say that and if they're under 21 because they have no idea who he
is well i mean i was saying that the money's rolling in because like it's the most popular
thing still in multiple places like netflix and uh somebody else just bought it from Netflix.
You know, I had what, you know, I said one line on one episode of the show.
And when I look at the occasional check I get for that,
and then think of that times, you know,
Wow.
Thousands.
It's just the money they are making and the fame that they are continuing to
have.
I mean, he's probably also strangely, didn't you feel in the reunion special?
Not that anybody looks that different, but he's the most still looking exactly like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, everybody else is putting on weight or looking sad, but he, you know, he's the same.
Well, I think the ladies all have taken very good care of themselves,
but of the three fellas.
They have, but that's because they use Aveeno. We'll be right back.
We'll be right back after these words from Jen Aniston,
frequent Aveeno user.
I mean, that's the thing.
When I see Jen Aniston in a TV commercial for Aveeno
or one of the other millions of commercials she's in, I'm I see, when I see Jan Esten in the TV commercial for a vino or one of the other
millions of commercials she's in, I'm always like, I, my heart skips a beat.
I'm like, thank God she's going to be okay. Financially.
Cause she's also got these commercials that she does.
Yeah. Smart water. Yeah. She's yeah. She's in it for life.
I mean, it's smart water when she spits it out she's the one that makes the water
smarter um all right frank have you got us anything better than madagascar that's tough to be
um i've been really into uh oh we did we've heard this before. You're loving bad movies, so you're going to recommend some more garbage.
No, this is a good one.
This is actually... Oh, okay.
Apologies for interrupting you.
I thought you were going to say, I've been watching bad movies
lately. You've moved on to something else?
Yeah, it's called I Saw the Devil.
The South Korean movie. it's like a it's like a thriller uh it's like i can't remember the
actor's name is but it's really really kato kalin he's definitely in there it okay uh it's it's
really fucked up it's good it's like a serial killer movie the twist who is in that one sam
in i saw the devil yeah i've no idea i've never heard of it hmm that's a good question because uh Who is in that one, Sam? In I Saw the Devil? Yeah.
No, I've never heard of it.
That's a good question.
I'm feeling kind of a Ryan Phillippe kind of vibe.
I think he said it was... Didn't you say it was a South Korean movie?
Yeah, it was the guy who was in the original Oldboy.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Choi Min... Damn it. Choi Min's sick. Choi Min's sick, thank you. was in the original old boy oh okay oh um choi choi min uh damn it
yeah oh okay that's cool then i thought you were implying that it was a korean movie but
they got some american actor to be in it no um yeah you know because that happened sometime
they redid old boy with Josh Brolin.
Yes. Not a good idea.
No.
Spike Lee directed that.
Spike, I didn't know what was going on with him
other than just, I'm sure it was fun
for him to just basically
it was almost like
a fantasy
camp
for a filmmaker.
What movie do you love?
We'll just give you all the money you need
to just make it again.
Because there's several filmmakers
who have done it,
and it's always the worst film
in all of their movies they've ever made.
Yeah, it's true.
Every time.
You know, like Richard Linklater
with Bad News Bears.
Gus Van Sant with Psycho.
Oh, so Gus Van Zandt
was psycho
everything else he's ever made is like so
much better than that dumb psycho movie
it's just such a weird thing for a director
to do like I'm gonna okay I want
I want that I'm gonna do all the exact
same shots so like once the cinematographer
knows that's what they're doing then why
the director doesn't even have to show up like because he also didn't really direct their performances that much
i don't believe because everyone just did sort of like their take but they also stayed pretty close
to how the originals behaved yeah so such a that was such a weird yeah yeah it was really like
it was like them just yeah it was there was no really now that you mentioned yeah there was no
real like it wasn't josh brolin's take it was like josh brolin doing his version of that guy
yeah and i wish science could like show like like like how someone reacts to like you just show it
to someone who's never seen psycho or knows anything about psycho you show them that remake
thingy and you show someone else you know that's similar in as
many ways as possible uh the original movie also someone who knows nothing of the movies
and you're just going to get for sure but it's again we don't know for sure because you can't
science won't do this they're busy with diseases and stuff but uh you know what i mean it would
really it just takes somehow takes the air out of the movie,
but you don't know how much of it is because you already know the source
material.
It's like the Heisenberg effect, if you will.
We already know what Psycho can be, so that's why the remake was so dumb.
Okay.
Wow.
Sam?
Yeah.
Two films on opposite ends of the spectrum. Wow. Sam. Yeah. Two films on opposite ends of the spectrum.
Truly.
Both featuring giraffes, though, oddly enough.
Oh.
Yeah.
A lot of satanic imagery surrounding giraffes these days.
Sam, what is your recommendation?
I'm going to recommend the David O. Russell classic, Three Kings.
Oh, my goodness.
That is a terrific movie.
It is a terrific movie.
I hadn't rewatched it in a while, and I did.
And it is very entertaining.
And I think some of the best work to ever come from Ice Cube and Mark Wahlberg.
You know, Clooney, obviously, it wasn't a hard role for him to pull off,
but, you know, Clooney at the top of his game.
Yep.
And yeah, and Cube and Wahlberg have never been better.
Also, you know, never been really in that kind of role.
They both kind of sought out being, being the George Clooney character.
Yeah.
Um,
but they're also good and,
uh,
lots of great,
uh,
little things you'll notice,
including maybe from Arrested Development plays a young girl in a very
right.
That's her.
um, Alia Shawkat. Alia shark cat is the little girl in the horrifying scene with her mother and her father and uh the guns and whatnot um but i i go i i'm
anxious for people if they haven't seen three kings to just watch it because it is such a good
movie it's i i dare say it's my favorite david o russell i think he got all the critical acclaim
uh for his later movies off kind of off the steam of this one this one like really
i mean the first living or flirting with disaster is really fun awkward comedy and then three kings
is just like it's so many things it's like it's know, it's a drama and it's political and it's a caper movie.
And it's got some, a little bit of humor, a little bit of humor.
Just also just the way it's shot.
It just, it's a terrific movie.
The Map in the Ass, great scene.
Yes, of course.
Thank you for that, Frank.
I hope you win again so uh next week's recommendation from you is something called anal treasures he liked uh russell liked walberg by the
way so much that his next two movies after that also starred walberg. Oh, that's right. They got along.
Yes, they did. I Heart Huckabees,
which I would
not recommend, and then The Fighter.
Yeah, but I Heart Huckabees
has arguably
one of the top two or three
funniest Mark Wahlberg
performances.
Almost feels like he's not in on the joke.
No. But he and uh schwartzman uh together
their scenes their participation in the movie is definitely the best part of that weird movie that
was like i just went into that with such high expectations that of course they were gonna be
dashed but they were they were dashed hard oh yeah same no i agree it was i it was for me i felt a swing and a miss but yeah who am i to
judge who am i i love the fighter though i really love the fighter me too these more recent ones
joy and american hustle and um uh silver linings playbook i haven't been able to get into any of
those for some reason well i like fighter because the city it's based in is Lowell, Massachusetts, and that's where my
wife is from.
This is all true.
Well, thank you everyone for these
great recs. We've got to
take a break, but we'll be right back.
We're back. Let's
play a game
in honor of the number
one movie in the
country this weekend.
The game is called Muck Finions.
Now, this is a sincere question, Frank, Nikki, and Sam.
Okay.
Do any of you know the difference between the minions?
Besides the height and the names?
Yeah.
I don't know the names, but I can definitely tell the difference between the characters.
Well, if you're looking at them, you know them visually, you know the difference, but you don't really know much about them.
No.
No.
No.
Okay. the difference but you don't really know much about them no no no okay if they were at a party i wouldn't introduce them because i'd be so embarrassed i wouldn't right how do i know
which one this is yeah yeah it's it's like like this is the migos you know what i mean like
individually yeah games yeah well that's why i wanted to make sure that you were all on the same
page here because this is how this game works.
I'll say a fact about a minion and you will tell me if it's Bob,
Kevin or Stuart.
Oh,
fuck.
Bob,
Kevin or Stuart.
Bob,
Kevin or Stuart.
Okay.
Okay.
It's like they went out of their way to pick names for these things that
tell you nothing about them.
So Nikki's going to guess first on this first one, then Frank.
And if they both missed, then Sam gets the gimme point.
But today we're going to call the gimme point a banana.
Because the minions love bananas, you guys.
They love it.
They look like bananas.
I think they would eat themselves if they could.
If it was physically possible, I think they would.
That's how driven and weird they are.
Okay, so Nikki, you're going to go first.
Okay.
Bob, Kevin, or Stuart, which one has just the one eye?
Which is the one-eyed minion?
Of the ones we know by name, there's other one-eyed ones that stand in the background because there's lots of minions.
I think it's Kevin.
You're going with Kevin?
I'm going with Kevin.
All right.
And that's just your gut telling you that?
Yeah.
Like when I think one eye, I think Kevin.
you that? Yeah, like when I think one eye, I think
Kevin.
That's funny because
I think Bob or Stuart.
Frank,
which one do you think it is? Bob
or Stuart?
Oh, fuck.
I should mention this episode's for children
so keep the swearing
to a minimum
I don't think they're going to like that
South Korean serial killer movie
they're never too early for them to learn about the devil
it's a 50-50 shot right
yeah it's either Bob or stewart has one eye
which i always feel bad for him but i guess he gets by with it i want to say bob because he's
got the his the o there's one o in his name but that would be me trying to find some kind of like
rationale in how you know just justify i justify. I don't know, man.
What do you think, Bob or
Stuart?
I'll go Stuart.
Lock it in. That's your final answer.
Yes.
That is correct.
It is Stuart who has
merely one eye.
Just doesn't suit him. It doesn't suit him.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's the other thing. Did he lose one eye in an accident
or was he born with one eye?
Because that also, you'd think that would influence
what parents named
the child
when they see it and they go, oh, this thing's only got
one eye. Let's call it Stuart.
There's only one character that's got one eye?
Well, as you know, the Minions are, who knows?
I don't think they've ever been counted.
But there's been a development in their movie, Minions,
and in this more recent movie, Minions, The Rise rise of grew where there's basically just three minions
who are the main minions and actually there's a fourth one in grew but i didn't include that in
this game because uh it's a character introduced you know for this movie interesting yeah so um
yeah because i i honestly was just learned recently that they have names we should know.
I always just thought that was part of the point is that they were all just sort of nameless minions.
It's like the children's version of like the Three Stooges.
Yeah, I think that's why they have boring names, though, is because they're just minions.
You know, they're just like they don't need to have interesting names um sam uh i believe it's stewart now i know you think you can trick me into giving
you a point because i sometimes am very high when i do this but no you talked frank out of saying bob i did not i said you want to lock it
in let's go to the table are you sure those kinds of things but i say that i say that whether
somebody's right or wrong uh but sam you're gonna go first okay this next round bob kevin or stewart
plays the ukulele i mean mean, they all might, but
that might be a Minions thing in general, but there's
one that you can often see
with a ukulele.
And it's either Bob, Kevin, or
Stuart.
I actually, I think it's Stuart.
Now, why do you say that?
Because we were just, because we just established Stuart's the one with one eye,
and I vaguely remember this scene, and I think it's the one-eyed minion who plays the ukulele.
Sam, I'm proud of you.
Yeah.
That is correct.
Thank you.
Yeah, he's got one eye, and he plays the ukulele. And I guess you don got one eye. He plays the ukulele.
And I guess you don't need any eyes to play the ukulele.
No.
Because you're not really, nobody's really looking at it.
Their fingers when they play generally.
Not when it's that small.
It's something super fancy.
Yeah.
Piano, sure.
Ukulele, no.
There's four strings.
All right. So Sam's on the board.
Frank is on the board.
Nikki, you're up first.
So this is your chance to make a three-way tie in our little game called
Muck Finions.
Which one, Bob, Kevin, or uh oh has an insatiable appetite and even has tried to eat
other minions uh you know i'm gonna go i'm gonna go bob all right locking in bob go Bob. All right. Locking in Bob? Locking in Bob.
Okay, I'm sorry. That's not correct.
Yeah, it's not
Bob. I mean,
again, they might all
tend to be hungry
because I know they all love
bananas.
But I think
there's only one that's managed to put other
minions inside his
mouth.
Frank, what do you think?
One.
I might have to go, Bob.
Okay.
Now quick recap.
Mickey just said Bob. Oh my God. No, no, that's, that, quick recap. Nikki just said Bob.
Oh my God.
No, no, that's his answer.
Oh, no, wait, damn it.
Sorry, I was really high, and I totally forgot what her answer was.
That's his answer.
Thank you, Nikki.
Thank you, Nikki.
It's hilarious when that happens, but I often remind people of which ones
remain. Is it Kevin or Stuart?
Okay.
I want to go with Stuart again.
My main man.
What's that? Stuart?
You're saying Stuart? Yes.
You're sure? You want to lock in Stuart?
God damn it, yeah.
Okay.
It's your funeral. I mean it. Yeah. Okay. It's your
funeral. I mean, your victory.
It is Stuart.
Holy shit. Congratulations.
It was all Stuart
all the time. Really?
Is that the only one you did research on?
No, it just turns out
it turns out
that Stuart has a lot
going on. Stuart has the most personality.
You think Stuart's going to leave the group?
He's got the most distinct things going on about him.
Yeah, I think he might be the first to leave.
But I did have another, if a tie happened,
but Frank ended up winning that thing.
But if a tie happened, I had another one that would break the tie.
winning that thing but if a tie happened i had another one that would break the tie and uh the question the fact was has a stuffed bear named tim
and uh that would actually be bob it seems like a bob thing bob's like the bait bob they treat bob
like a baby i was like the baby one well you bear everywhere, then yeah, you're asking for it.
Exactly.
Well, Frank Castillo, I sometimes call you Costello as in Abbott and Costello.
But Frank Castillo is our winner of that game.
Doesn't mean much, really.
You just get to go first in our next game. And as Sam Levine will
point out, not necessarily
an advantageous position.
We'll find out
more after these
messages.
We are back. I tell you
the commercials go by so fast on
this show. Maybe
that's just me because I get to hang out with the guests
while everybody else is listening to valuable information
about important products and services.
It's time for everybody's favorite fucking game.
Children, please.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, children, but this one's really not for you
because this game is called Parental Guidance. Uh, yeah. Sorry, children, but this one's really not for you because this game is called
Parental Guidance.
Uh-oh.
Yeah. I'll read real quotes
written by real weirdos.
Real dummies.
From the
parental guidance section
of the, you know, the movie
internet site IMDB.
You are DB.
I am DB.
Cooper.
The clues in this game go from
how could I ever even get
what you're talking about here
based on that to
the fourth clue in each round
will just absolutely give
it away. I've only been wrong once
on the absolutely give it away thing.
So I'm counting on all three of you
to not make me look silly.
But it still doesn't matter.
We'll still have winners and losers.
So basically the idea
each round is to be the first person
to put the clues together
as you hear them all
and figure out what the movie is.
But we take turns.
We start, since he won that last game, we'll start with Frank.
Then we'll go to Sam.
Then we'll go to Nikki.
And each of you will get to go first for one round.
Each of you will get to go first for one round,
but Frank is in a bit of a catbird seat because if it goes to a tie-breaker round,
he'll get to go first.
The person who goes first each round,
if the clues prove to be too difficult for the other guests,
the fourth person is the one that gets the gimme.
Or the banana.
So also the first person.
Uh-huh.
So if the first person
is also the fourth person,
they get the fourth clue, I'm saying.
I see.
Well, then I feel terrific that I was literally only allowed
one turn.
What do you mean?
I mathematically couldn't win the last game.
Oh, I see what you're saying're we're still dwelling on the past i forgot i'm just saying if you're talking about catbird
seed and it is advantageous to go first so yeah in this particular on today it is you just never
know sam you never know oh and i'd like to shout out to uh all the trolls uh uh online yes that's me whining
yeah i should have done that as more of a one
you need to high pitch wine
um yeah like that like you're letting the air out of a balloon
but it's saying things about how how unfair
the arbitrary games are yes all right here we go frank they think they're helping with these
comments they just under different categories like alcohol swearing nudity violence overall
intensity people just write sentences that they're allowed to just write on there and nobody looks Alcohol, swearing, nudity, violence, overall intensity.
People just write sentences that they're allowed to just write on there and nobody cares.
So this is what somebody thinks is a parental warning about a movie.
You have to guess which one it is.
It went like this.
In the beginning of the movie movie we see a man guarding
a giant statue of a
beer can
it never stops
people are continuously concerned
about children seeing beer
and beer cans
that's when I can't wrap my head around
because when you're a little kid you're not like seeing beer cans. That's one I can't wrap my head around because when you're a little kid, you're not like
seeing beer cans in movies
and going, I want that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need that specifically.
What do you think?
What movie do you think this could be, Frank?
So he's
guarding a big statue of
a beer can? so like already i'm guessing you haven't seen this
movie i'm guessing because i don't know how you could forget about a man guarding a giant statue
of a beer can i'm gonna guess beer beer fest yeah And I don't think that's how it opens up.
No, that's a perfectly good guess.
Perfectly wrong, but perfectly good because, you know,
I would hope the first clue wouldn't give it away.
That's kind of the idea.
Sam, are you ready?
Sure.
Okay.
The second parental guidance suggestion goes,
the rollercoaster ride might be scary to some.
Rollercoaster ride?
And a beer can.
Hmm.
What is your cast?
I, wow.
I would say
yeah, I'm not coming up with anything
in my brains.
Pass is acceptable no i'll die i mean i'm wrong but uh adventureland
well you know you gotta guess the movie that has a roller coaster in it right
i have to try i mean if i did i would have said fear with uh mark wallberg and reese
witherspoon there you go or maybe lost boys i might have said Fear with Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon. There you go.
Or maybe Lost Boys.
I might have said Lost Boys.
Oh, I shouldn't be giving answers.
Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
I mean, they're all wrong answers.
They shouldn't help.
Okay, so here's your clue,
Nikki.
You get to put all three of these together, but if you don't figure it out, then Frank's really
going to get it delivered to him on a silver
platter. But this
is yours, Nikki. Someone
wrote, characters are shot,
burned, hit by cars,
electrocuted, cut off in traffic,
etc.
I know it now. Boy, I wish I'd gone
third.
Boy, that would have been a great spot for you.
The only thing I can think of is Jackass.
Yeah, I mean, it seems like most of those things happen
in most of the Jackass movies, but I don't think there's
a rollercoaster ride or a giant beer can
in those films.
So I have to give you the wrong answer. Noise. Frank,
are you ready to get the banana? Yes. All right.
This is going to give it away. Sorry, Sam.
Well, you know, you're going to get,
you're going to get the same situation in the next round.
We'll see the scene,
the scene where the shark tries to break through the tank in order to get
grew.
And the minions could be scary to kids or people who have a fear of sharks.
What's it called Frank?
I want to say idiocracy what i'm gonna go with minions the rise of grew
wow see i i can be wrong sometimes
damn look what's coming your way oh Oh no, did I get the wrong
Minions movie?
No, actually
since you were
last, should I just...
Nobody gets the point? I guess that's how it should work.
Oh, is that how it should work?
Yeah, yeah.
But tell them what it is, Sam, just for
his satisfaction. Isn't it
Despicable Me? Yeah, it's just Desp his satisfaction. Isn't it Despicable Me?
Yeah, it's just Despicable Me.
What is satisfaction? Where's my point?
Why does Frank get a second chance at a point and I don't?
That doesn't make any sense.
When did he get a second chance?
He just got a second chance now. You just said it.
Yeah, because he's the special one.
Yeah, now in the next round, you're in the same position, Sam,
unless somebody gets it before it gets to you, and then you're not.
It's arbitrary.
Okay, that one I went high-pitched on because that was a legitimate gripe.
Wait, but that's how this game works.
I explained at the beginning, every round,
everyone's going to get one time to be first and fourth.
Okay.
But also, you know,
somebody could have put these clues together
and figured it out. You said you had it on...
I did have it on the third one.
So somebody, if
somebody had gone before you and been third,
then you would have had that to complain about.
Doug, you'd be a good kindergarten
teacher.
This feels like I'm playing board games with my
family.
Alright, so Sam, you are up first now.
This one, of course, is the toughest of the clues.
Can't wait.
The character Sid
is a disturbing
and demented character.
Okay. Okay.
Character Sid is a disturbing and demented character.
i will say ice age
continental drift how many ice ages are there now? There's like six or seven.
Yeah, but they don't put the numbers in, I guess.
That makes it a little easier when you're guessing.
Yeah.
You don't have to get the exact number right,
but no, that is incorrect.
The squirrel finally got the nut, too.
We go
to
Nikki.
The second clue is
a noose
is drawn on an
etch-a-sketch.
Okay.
Whoa.
Way off.
Damn.
A noose is drawn on an etch-a-sketch this is going to be wrong but it was when you said the uh i thought screen oh okay you're right you're right about it being wrong yeah yeah but uh
oh it'll be fun if more people
buzzed in on Jeopardy. Listen, this is going to be wrong.
But what it is
or just buzzing to go. Now, I mean
when I ask this as a question, what is
Frank?
Toy Story 3?
You get a clue first.
Oh.
Sorry.
All right.
I don't know if this clue is going to change your answer, but here goes.
Somebody wrote, Pixar's trademark sexual innuendo is in the film. Hidden and only adults while, instead of will, while.
Pixar's trademark sexual innuendo is in the film.
Hidden and only adults will get it.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Definitely.
I got to figure out which toy story it is though because i can't
remember if it's the it's the one where they go to the daycare because i just remember there being
like mutiny in between the different toys and i remember there being an action sketch
so i just can't remember if three was the one where they do that or if it was four
three was the one where they do that or if it was four.
God
damn it.
I want to go with Toy Story 3.
Okay, like I said, your answer wasn't
going to change.
And unfortunately,
it's still wrong.
Oh.
Sam Levine, welcome.
I'm so excited. welcome to the situation
are you ready
for the final clue
hit me Doug
Woody and Buzz get into a fight
oh that's it
that's it
Woody and Buzz get into a fight.
Yeah, that fourth one's the gimme.
Yeah, it's pretty obvious at this point.
I guess so. All right.
Is it Toy Story? Just OG Toy Story?
That is correct.
Okay.
Frankie, I thought...
Sid's the bully kid
that pulls the head off of the dolls and stuff.
So, like, he didn't end up being a beloved character throughout the series.
But wasn't he, like, in it, though?
What's that?
Wasn't Sid in Toy Story 3, though?
I don't think so.
I think Sid's only in the first one.
I thought he was, like, the delivery boy. Oh, delivery boy oh you know he might make like an appearance or something but he but you know like
just even the way actual people look changed like pixar got their shit way together between toy
story and uh you know the current films but uh congratulations sam you're on the uh board thank
you i'm so excited to be one point One point. Yeah, this could happen.
This could all go your way.
But
Nikki gets to go first
in this third and possibly
final round.
Yeah, possibly final round.
All right. I'm starting to get the theme
of what's going on here.
I guess I'm more high than Frank.
I don't know.
Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, it's
a field check. I don't know how
high you need to get to win
this thing. I've never played.
Oh, actually
I have. Sam ran a game once.
I don't know how I did, though. It wasn't this,
but you've done very well in the
game, Stuck. All right, good.
That's why I like last person
standing because i always play
a lot all right here we go the first clue nikki is a man asks a woman if she's sleeping with somebody
whoa yeah really narrows it down doesn't it yeah uh a man asks a woman if she's sleeping with something like, OK, which have real humans.
You know, I'm just going to go Coco.
Go, go, Coco.
Go, go, Coco.
No, no.
Frank.
Yes.
frank yes uh there are multiple surgery scenes where the wounds are shown being sewn or entered with the surgical instruments
this is a kid's movie or just a random movie this is a game where I haven't told you what is involved.
I beat him to it.
We were joking around earlier about being this episode for kids,
but that doesn't necessarily apply to this.
Okay.
Oh, it really threw me a fucking curveball.
Okay.
Damn it.
Shit.
Can you think of anything that's got surgery scenes in it?
Yeah, but I don't know if they were like in the wounds and shit.
I'll go with.
I'm panicking now.
Oh, my God.
Got this. All right. All right all right hold on just breathe frank just breathe
think of a movie was it was a christian haydenson movie where he's passed out it's called like a
wake or something like that or asleep uh-huh i don't think i i know for sure what that's called
but is that that's your answer yeah just how about why don't we say know for sure what that's called. But is that, that's your answer?
Yeah.
How about, why don't we say this?
Your answer is Hayden Christensen.
Yes.
Because they'd all be wrong.
All right, Sam, you ready?
Oh, boy.
It's getting closer to the easiest clue, but still not a giveaway clue.
A woman falls hundreds of stories.
She dies peacefully.
Oh, my God.
I love that one.
I love that concept.
What a peaceful death.
Yeah, she died
the second she hit the ground, I guess.
You could call that peaceful.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
But that doesn't happen in a lot
of movies.
A woman falls peacefully
hundreds of hundreds of stories
um I will say
oh good lord uh
i you can still win this today even if you don't get this
uh that's it i think you could still win
we'll see uh all right i i haven't seen something out there i haven't seen this
one yet but i'll see the the new Chippendales Rescue
Rangers movie. Oh, that's a terrific
guess, but not the answer.
That's a little, that's pretty dark
for Chippendale, although the movie is
not just for kids, but I don't
think anybody falls hundreds of
I don't think anybody performs
But no, he has
I know the crux of it, which is
one of them has the procedure to become 3D.
And so I thought that might be it.
Oh, yeah.
You might show that procedure.
That's interesting.
Okay.
So back to Nikki.
Okay.
This is supposed to give it away.
And I'm embarrassed that these aren't giving them away today as easily as I
thought they would.
But here we go.
as easily as I thought they would.
But here we go.
There is a scene of a man being slammed around the head
by Stephen's magical
cloak.
Aww.
I was going to be like, yes, and then I was
like, oh, maybe not.
God damn it.
Do you know what this is Nikki
no
yes
yes
you don't know any movies where somebody
has Stephen in a magical
cloak
I'm more into people
you know falling peacefully
and dying that's what really got
me right you probably like watched that part and then left People, you know, falling peacefully and dying. That's what really got me.
Right.
You probably, like, watched that part and then left and missed out on all the cloak magic. That's all I was, like, looking for, really, was peaceful deaths.
And I'm just going to go with up.
Oh, man. I thought she died of cancer.
I didn't know this.
Wouldn't it be nice if she just
wouldn't it be nice if she fell
from the balloon and then, you know,
peaceful. It was their first
attempt to fly away in the house. She died
so then he did it again with a little boy
yeah I think that would have been a better
premise
for a writing job
if anyone's
alright which one of them says
I mean which one of you guys wants to tell
oh it's Doctor Strange
who wants to mansplain it first
I'll mansplain it's Doctor Strange the first one
the first Doctor Strange not the second one. The first Doctor Strange, not the second one with
the multiverses and the madnesses.
Yeah, it's the original Doctor Strange.
No, it's
Avengers Endgame, isn't it?
No, it's Doctor Strange.
How dare you, Frank?
Frank goes, no, it's Up, isn't it?
We're like, no, I guessed that one, Frank.
Yeah.
I would have said something about
everybody if it was an Avengers movie.
That fourth clue would have been like,
the Avengers enjoy a meal
together.
But just
speaking of me, Toy Story and Dark Strange, the one thing
they have in common is they're all
the, you know,
what do you call it?
They don't have anything in common, really.
Yeah, it doesn't seem like it.
I just sort of thought of them.
I mean, I guess Doctor Strange and Despicable Me
mostly because there's, you know, the newer
versions are out, but
I don't have that excuse with
Toy Story. I guess
Lightyear is what I was thinking. Yeah, Lightyear's tangential.
Sure. Yeah, yeah. So that's sort of where my head was at.
But it's yours, once again, the crown of champion, Sam.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
To you and Sam Champion.
Thank you.
One of the greatest weathermen of all time.
Would you like to do, so since you won, Sam, you get to do your plugs first. Would you like to do it? So since you won, Sam, you get to do your plugs first.
Would you like to promote yourself?
You know, I will come find me on Cameo gang.
You know, we got there's a Fourth of July holiday coming up.
So I'm happy to to do some, you know, celebrate Independence Day videos.
But, you know, what you really come to me for, people, is the bad news and the apology videos.
So if you need to break bad news to someone or tell them you're sorry using an E-list actor, I'm your man.
You know what else, though?
I think we found a new category for you today.
If anybody wants a video of you saying winner, winner, David Schwimmer, they should hit you up on Twitter.
Please hit me up.
I will say winner, winner, David Schwimmer.
I'll say it 15 times straight.
Well, that sounds dizzying, but I'll give them different takes is what I'm saying. You pick the take you like best. OK, yeah. Anything else
to plug? Yeah, if you have
children or are a child, I've got episodes of Raven's Home airing
right now on the Disney Channel and the Disney Plus app or whatever it's called.
I heard if you watch that show, the children, they get mesmerized by Raven's eyes and they get indoctrinated into the gay community.
What are your thoughts?
I can either confirm or deny, but I can confirm that's what they tell us when we're shooting the show.
either confirm or deny but i can confirm that's what they tell us when we're shooting the show don't look at raven directly in the eyes because this is we're supposed we're only
indoctrinating children not not adults oh goodness all right well yeah thank you for that and thank
you for thank you for being here always nikki bond always speaking of pleasures it's always one
having you on what would you like to on. What would you like to promote?
I would just like to
promote the movie Up and
I'll be a writer on the next
number two.
Up number two?
Up two?
Up again?
Up two parentheses no good.
It's called Down.
What is it called?
What do they call it up late
or yeah what would uh what would be equal to up be grounded
crashed because they got to do a prequel because you got to get you got to see the
old man when he was young
it's called sideways doug yeah david cry david cry him and uh what's his name doing wine tasting
giamatti yinda your boy your boy paul giamatti my boy paul giamatti was the old guy yeah
you can find me on Instagram
at Nikki Bond
and my podcast that I do
teaching my dad
how to be a father
called Whoa Dad.
Whoa.
Frank.
You can find me
on Instagram, Frank Castillo.
I got a podcast called Pete.
I'm also an OnlyFans
doing a solo.
No.
Yeah, you can find me on Instagram
oh and then
last, real quick, last week when we
did the episode, or last time we did the episode
of that book Lamb
the author ended up liking
the tweets about it
nice, yeah
but was the question
was posed, is that going to be made into
a movie?
Yeah, they were asking him about it. And I mean, it'd be great if they did.
Yeah, yeah. All right.
Trying to play Biff.
What's that?
But I want to play Biff, the best friend.
Oh, right. I saw you said that. I just, you know, I hear Biff.
I just think of, you know, back to the future or death of a salesman.
I'm with you, Doug.
And I'm quite torn when that happens.
I think of best friends forever.
Oh, really?
Oh, BFF.
Yeah.
I'm going to be at the rec room in Huntington Beach next Sunday, July 10th, Dabs Day,
doing a 4.20 afternoon show with Taylor Rizzo and Billy Wayne Davis.
And it should be a lovely time.
And then Douglas Movies returns to Dynasty Typewriter
in Los Angeles on the afternoon of July 17th.
Thanks again, everybody.
Enjoy the rest of your holiday weekend
such that it is. And I'll say your names
again. Nicky Bond, Frankie Castillo. Frankie?
Good old Frankie Castillo.
And Samuel, Samuel, Sammy Levine.
As always.
Oh, no, you don't.
This is no time to be rescued.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you.
Because Doug loves movies.