Doug Loves Movies - Paget Brewster, Matt Gourley and Carina Magyar guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming, maybe sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see.
Because Doug loves movies.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies, of course.
And my guests today are three of the best in the
business i don't know which business i'm referring to but they're all great they are paget brewster
matt gorley and karina magyar ah yay let's figure out which one was which yeah well let's put the voices uh let's uh put names to the voices
and meet everybody individually and alphabetically starting with paget brewster is back hello paget
hello doug thank you so much the voice of the disney Plus show behind the attraction.
Coming back.
Yes.
Very exciting news. I told you first.
You did.
I was the first to find out.
And I can't wait for more.
Do you, you, you have not yet done your part of the job?
No.
I mean, they're going to shoot all for those who do not know behind the attraction is a documentary series
on disney plus about all of the rides and the and the attractions and the building of disney world
uh disneyland and all of the disneys all over the world so uh we did 10 episodes last year
that that doug has been so supportive of thank you and we're going to start i'm going to start
narrating in um december
january because they have to get all of those interviews they got to interview all the imagineers
and shoot all the stuff so that's a huge project for them and so you don't they haven't told you
like which rides they're gonna do next or anything no but i know that they were altering the pirates of the caribbean ride uh and so we didn't do that one oh okay
but they had they had to take out i think the uh weeping um uh
ladies who were for sale oh yeah no part of the ride. They've been chipping away at that ride for a while.
And now who knows what they what they're going to do.
I don't know which whatever way the Johnny Depp trial goes.
I don't know if that's going to affect all those.
Exactly. Isn't it just called citizens of the Caribbean now?
But I look forward to that friends of the caribbean but that's uh that's
good to know i guess that it's a long time uh away from uh from the new episodes because i
i am excited for it but i need to temper that excitement a little bit um also joining us today
matt gorley is here. Hi guys.
Wow.
This is crazy.
You should be talking about this because my wife and I are working on a podcast that is
about behind the scenes, working at theme parks and all the crazy stories.
And I figured Doug, you're the one of the people we've got to talk to for this thing.
We just talked to a princess who had her hoop skirt sniffed by bomb sniffing dogs because
the Obamas were coming
yeah uh that's an that's a deep subject for uh anybody that's anybody that's worked in an
amusement park has a lot to say about it probably and uh in my case, my few months that I spent as a tour guide at universal is full of lots of
stories and, and, and also just a lot of, well,
this is what it used to be because they've changed so much at universal now
that like, especially when I go there, like with my girlfriend,
I just point at stuff and tell her what used to be in a particular spot. I'd like to take that tour these days just to have you as a private guide
taking me through what was once in its glory. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's never been that much
glory over there, but it's, it's, it's, it's a strange amusement park. You know, I don't even
know if it counts as amusement park. It's more even know if it counts as an amusement park.
It's more like just a studio lot that has some rides.
It's my favorite of the Southern California parks.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Do you know if they took out the Jaws one?
Because that was my favorite part.
Jaws is still there.
It's still there.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
But it looks like garbage.
I mean, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
You don't feel a real threat from the shark.
Jaws is not aged gracefully. Let's put it that way.
There's no hell Helen Mirren in this Jaws, but they, you know,
they left it in because it's so fun to drive through that little area because
the area where Jaws is, is also where they felt it was,
where that was Cabot Cove on the show murder.
So that's right
so that's exciting to see and you know while you're there you're trying to solve a few mysteries
because boy they have they per capita they had the highest murder rate of any city in the country
my god yeah because there's a due death every week for for her to solve in a sleepy town in maine there wasn't just like a toxic
waste spill there that was doing all this and also joining us we have a returning champ having
one on the show that we did live at zany's in rosemont illinois a couple of weeks ago
it's karina magyar hey karina hi. This is, the coincidences just keep piling up because I have totally been to a theme park.
So, I can't believe this.
It's crazy.
You know, to get four people together that have been to a theme park is pretty exciting.
Yeah.
And thank you for being here or there, I should say, because everybody's at home.
Thank you for being here or there, I should say, because everybody's at home.
But before we get into the intense game action that I'm sure will occur today,
because we've got some strong competitors here,
there's something I've been doing every week.
It's been a minute since Matt's been on the show, so you don't have to go first.
But I'd like each of my guests to recommend just one movie since karina was just on we'll start start with you karina because i think you do this question was coming you think
i would you think i would know that this question was coming but i used up my one movie recommendation
so recently that uh now i'm stumped uh let's go to pat we'll go to
yeah let's go we'll go alphabetical we'll go to paget uh last name alphabet paget brewster
recommend one movie please um i don't know what it's called but i'm really enjoying this george
carlin documentary that i believe is on hulu or netflix it's i know it's free to me so you want me to
figure out what it's called hold on it's it's i mean it's on my it's on my it's on my list on my
tv i promise i will not cheat i promise i will not cheat i will not be looking anything up i'm
just looking at the tv right now to see what it's called it's called george carlin's american dream oh it is on hbo yes george carlin's american dream and it is
on hbo and it's uh it takes a minute to get through all of it because it's like a two-parter
so it's like four hours total or something oh i'm only in season one it says season one episode one
i thought it was a film documentary so i guess but boy man i mean it's a it's a fascinating story
yeah i mean he not only was a great comedian but now unfortunately he's also being seen
you know he's got that extra weight of being a prophet because so much of what he said is
kind of coming true now and uh and and his reaction to it was, of course, terrific. Like he, you know, most of the time he he he knows what he's talking about.
Does that count as a movie, Doug, though, if it's a documentary?
Documentaries certainly count.
OK, thank you. Thank you.
Your show beyond the behind the attraction does not count as a movie, though.
Correct. Because it's an hour long episodes.
But this this George Carlin thing, I think technically, even though it's two episodes it counts as a movie okay thanks thanks yeah i
think so you know and also just the there's not really the rules here aren't that strict really
uh matt have you seen anything lately or yeah old movie it could be from any time period
thank god because i panic it's a talkie. It's gotta be a talkie.
I got,
I got two talkies.
I panic.
I went to my,
my letterboxd account to see what recently I had seen.
And now this is not a good movie,
but I feel like it merits a mention the nude bomb with,
you know,
the Maxwell smart get smart movie from 1980,
because like a third of that movie is shot,
not just at universal studios,
but within the theme park,
like there's a chase through the universal studios,
right.
Where they take advantage of the stuff like the,
the giant props that used to have a prop Plaza where they had like a
giant phone and a giant rock you could pick up.
Yeah.
But that area is no longer in existence.
So a lot of the spots you see in Nude Bomb probably aren't there.
But Jaws is in Nude Bomb, isn't he?
That's right.
But I can't recommend that movie.
It's not a great movie.
So the next one on my list that I just love from 1983,
it's the coziest movie of all time, Mr. Mom.
Oh, I love it.
I love it.
God, I was watching a few minutes of that the other day.
And it's hilarious to me
how many chores and things he has to do that being a man shouldn't make you that bad at them
like is he an insanely stupid man i guess so well maybe but you know their their vacuum he's not
great at vacuuming because speaking of jaws their, their vacuum is named Jaws and is sentient and can control and maneuver through the house.
And this movie's got everything.
It's got Martin Mull.
It's got Martin Mull's mustache.
It's got everything.
Terry Garr, right?
Yeah.
Terry Garr.
I like that movie.
But no one in 1983, no one ever thought no one ever thought a man would stay home and raise a child.
No.
And when I was a kid and I looked at that movie aspirationally and now here i am at home
at least co-parenting then you watch uh baby boom starring diane keaton and she's like a business
woman who gets saddled with a kid and she makes she's terrible at it, too. Yeah. Boy, they should merge those universes.
There's a real bad period of films where the, you know, the single parent or the parent who's at home with the kid doesn't doesn't know what they're doing.
Yeah.
But, you know, especially in the case of Michael Keaton, the combination of that and Night Shift pretty much made him a movie star i just watched that too i must
have been on a real kick i mean michael keaton is he's an interesting one because he after mr
you know there's a few there's like he has dry stretches where there's a bunch of movies in a
row that aren't that great and then suddenly he's just back in something amazing again and uh and of
course now he's probably gonna probably gonna win an emmy in uh september yeah for dope sick oh yeah
he's great yeah all right karina you've had a little time yeah my uh my partner reminded me
because we're working on a screenplay about a woman who beats a dog look for it in theaters next summer um but it'll be turned to yeah it's anyway to to research it we thought what's another
downward spiral movie we should watch and we watched bug with ashley judd and michael shannon
and that one holds up it is still just as insane as it was when i saw it uh 10 years ago or
whenever it came out that's a good one yeah that's uh tracy letts who currently has a play on
broadway called the minutes that's nominated for a bunch of tony's and has a similar um kind of
crazy weird energy i saw a bug off broadway before it became a movie starring Michael,
you know, the then kind of unknown Michael Shannon.
And you can only imagine how much scary it was to see him acting that way
just a few feet away.
Whoa.
Yeah, right?
Well, and also, like, how it's scary how hot harry connick jr was like that actually
frightened me all by its he got on screen and i was immediately like drool you know
he's a heartthrob yeah yeah and um who else is in it it's uh ashley judd right ashley judd who's who's not the strong part of
the movie but you know but yeah just an intense uh intense film mostly in like uh you know just
in one seedy hotel room um but uh do you know where that's is that streaming somewhere or
something i guess it probably is it's not i had to rent it i mean you can you can always pay for it but it wasn't streaming for free anywhere because i think it's
a little bit forgotten yeah well a lot of stuff though also just rentable for such reasonable
like it's only two or three bucks a lot of times when you uh yeah when you when you click on it so
if anybody hasn't seen a bug it's worth checking out. And Mr. Mom is on, like I said, I was just watching it the other day.
So it's playing on something.
Yeah, I think we watched it like six, seven months ago.
It's always playing on my TV if you just want to come over.
I love this movie so much.
I've been watching that TV show about the making of The Godfather
that's on Paramount Plus
called The Offer
and it's hard to know
how much of it really happened
but it's still a fun
watch if you're
a fan
I didn't know that was on already
if you're a fan of The Godfather it's pretty entertaining
because they hire actors who do pretty good jobs
of being Marlon Brando and Al Pacino and Francis Ford Coppola.
But that's a great recommendation, Nation Visit.
I will put all three of those titles on to my Doug Loves Movies.
It was called I Love Movies.
It hasn't been called I Love Movies for 15 years.
Doug loves movies.
Almost called it.
I love movies.
It hasn't been called.
I love movies for 15 years.
I'll put that on my Twitter account,
the Douglas movies,
Twitter account,
and people can, you know,
weigh in on which one,
if any,
or all that they like.
And we're going to play some games right after this break.
We'll be right back.
We're back.
And are you ready to play yeah yeah
all right uh this first game we're going to play today is uh has a silly name and is a silly game
you know just as a warm-up uh the fans love it it's called abcd's nuts and it's stupid it's so stupid and it's a spelling game
that's why it's called that um basically how it works is i will tell everybody what we're spelling
today what word we're spelling and then we go through letter by letter with each person taking
turns having to name a movie that begins with that letter, any movie at all.
It's on the face of it. That, that part's pretty easy,
but I've already written down a movie for each letter.
So if somebody figures out the theme and matches the movie I wrote down when
it's their turn, then they win the whole game.
And in honor of my stand-up show on June 25th
at Timber Brewing Company in Bakersfield, California,
we're going to spell Bakersfield.
I hope everybody already knows how to spell that.
So it'll start with the letter B with Paget,
and then after she gives me, everybody begins with B.
If it doesn't match mine, then we'll go to Matt, who has the letter A.
And then Karina with the letter K and so on until we maybe we'll get through the whole thing without a match.
We shall see.
Ready?
Ready, Paget?
Yes.
OK.
Am I continually naming movies that begin with the letter B until I land on the one you picked or just name a movie?
No, you just name one that begins with B. If you match me, you win. If you don't match me, you just move on to the next letter and the next player.
All I can think of you know beetlejuice coming back oh wow yeah yeah
there's a and not a reboot a uh a continuation or something because it's got winona rider and
and michael keaton attached apparently apparently. Wow. Wow.
I'd love it if they figured out a way to get Catherine O'Hara in there.
But they can't.
And Jeffrey Jones and Gina Davis and Adam Baldwin.
Or not Adam.
What's his name?
They might need to use Adam Baldwin.
They might need to use.
You're right.
Stephen Baldwin.
You're right.
They might have to switch it up.
And Gina might be tough to get because she might be out on the archery field somewhere that's true i don't know i don't know what they are uh what they're thinking about the gentleman who played opho uh glenn shattucks he's no longer
with us he did pass yeah yeah but still a lot of that cast is still with us. And Sylvia Miles, the the chain
smoking lady.
Is Dick Cavett still alive?
I think he is.
I think he is.
I think he's ancient.
Oh no, he's dead.
Sorry.
Oh.
Oh no, he's alive. That's his spouse.
Wow.
Which is it?
His spouse is dead, he's alive. That's his spouse. I'm sorry. What? Which is it? His spouse is dead.
He's fine.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Don't look any more things up
because it makes you a question
whether we're playing the games fairly.
Sorry, I just really had to know
that it was alive.
That's fair.
It's gone.
Okay.
The letter B,
I wrote down a motion picture called Bull Durhamham uh-huh okay all right all right
that's the first hint that you had to kind of be the uh sacrificial lamb there pageant because
obviously you just had to guess from all movies but now that's the first hint at what the theme
is is that the first title is bull dur. The next letter is A to Matt.
Give me a movie that begins with A, Matt.
All right.
So I should kind of be trying to close in on a theme if I can.
If you can.
All you got so far is Bull Durham.
I'll do any given Sunday then.
Oh, I see what you're doing.
But that's not what I was doing.
Okay.
Because I went with A League of Their their own oh i so if we think
we know the theme do we buzz in or how does this work no you just have to wait your turn and try
to match on the letter that you get so you could certainly you could certainly try to think ahead
if you want if you're that good at figuring out uh which letter is going to come to you
k is the next letter for Karina.
Now, gee, I wish I had any other letter.
I do think there is a significant scene in this movie featuring the Chicago Cubs and
some sort of beer league softball.
So I'm going to guess King Ralph.
Oh, OK.
That's a good guess.
I had no idea.
I thought King Ralph took place in london well yeah once he becomes king obviously there's no king in chicago
so i wrote down a movie uh called kill the umpire
wow so yeah so this this might seem to be a very obvious theme at this point
so we're back to pageant with the letter e can't think of a single um um
um i can't think of a single movie can i pass no damn it's it's easy just think of a movie that
begins with e it doesn't have i know easy well okay easy rider it doesn't it doesn't work
no but it does it does keep you in the game you don't want to pass you just want to stay in the game you don't okay okay just want to stay in the game okay uh what did you have what is
it i went with a classic uh motion picture about uh simeon that can throw a sweet pitch uh called
ed oh man how dare you call matt leblanc a simeon that's yeah that matt leBlanc plays the monkey who can pitch a fastball.
What?
No, he owns the monkey, but it's
in the
tradition of Air Bud,
but in this case, it's a monkey
who plays baseball
and it's called Ed.
Got it.
R is the next letter to Matt.
Man, I was hoping you could pass because I was thinking eight men out.
But I think I got one.
The rookie or the rookie of the year.
The rookie is one of those.
Which one?
What?
For the letter R, you're going with what?
The word doesn't count.
It begins with R.
The rookie.
That begins with T. Oh, it does count. I mean, the doesn't count. Okay, the rookie. It begins with R. The rookie. That begins with T.
Oh, it does count.
I mean, the T does count.
The the counts.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Oh, okay.
So say rookie of the year, right?
Rookie of the year, is that?
I don't even know if it's rookie of the year
or the rookie of the year.
Can I go with the ratcherel?
No.
You can't.
I'll go with the rookie of the year.
Rookie of the year.
Reel the reams. That's your... You can't. I'll go with Rookie of the Year. Rookie of the Year. Reeled of Dreams.
That's your...
That's the only movie I know.
Reeled of Dreams.
Rest in peace, Ray Liotta, by the way.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
He's so funny in Field of Dreams
because to me, even though he's
just the ghost in the cornfield and he's so funny in Field of Dreams because to me even though he's just you know the ghost in the
cornfield and he's a
lovely friendly character
he still laughs
like an evil son of a bitch
but yes
you just landed on rookie of
the year and
that is what I wrote down.
Wow!
So you are ahead?
You did it. It's like you're
a double winner because when we get
when we eventually get to
the next letter was S, so I went Summer
Catch. Then F
for the love of the game.
Oh.
Yeah. Not the Field of Dreams. It's not the love of the game. Oh. Yeah.
Not the Field of Dreams.
Not the Field of Dreams.
No.
I'm not going to make it easy, I thought.
That was the plan.
I didn't expect Rookie of the Year to come popping out that early.
And then for E, the second E, I did go with eight men out.
So Matt was, like, really guessing on all cylinders there.
And L, Little Big League.
Wait, did I miss a letter?
Oh, I as it happens every spring.
Oh, I'm never going to win this.
No.
And then D, well, this was everybody had a shot, in my opinion,
on the letter D because i went with a musical
called damn yankees yeah nope but never seen it oh it's so good i think a league of their own is
the only one of these movies i've seen ah no you've seen field oh yeah i've seen fielded streams
wasn't in there though yeah i've never seen i honestly thought damn yankees was about like people in new england i did i mean not i didn't think it was about a team oh no that movie
the movie you're thinking of that movie you're thinking of is called motherfucking yankees
no damn yankees is about uh you know uh the devil using baseball players in his little uh you know in his little
games like he makes he makes a guy you know famous in exchange for his soul he makes him a
successful baseball player oh yeah very very entertaining i mean i'd recommend seeing a stage
version of it if possible because it's a great musical and has that great, it's one of the early
Bob Fosse choreographed
musicals so it's got his
it's got that style that he
of course put in all of his
stuff.
Alright, well congratulations to Matt
Borley. Thank you. Doesn't mean a lot.
All you win is
the opportunity to go first
in the next game.
But that can give you an advantage.
Congratulations.
And we will play that game right after this break.
We'll be right back.
We are back.
And if you're just joining us, which would be weird,
Matt won that last game with Rookie of the Year,
which is an expression pageant that Arden likes to use on her show.
Yes, Rookie.
I was the Rookie of the Year last year.
You were.
On that show.
The captain.
Yeah, and they call me the captain, which I've never really had a nickname,
and I'm happy to not
have a nickname because doug sort of sounds like a nickname to begin with but um you know like
it used to say on my imdb douglas and then in quotes doug that's
that little trick so that your name will will pop out in the credits
you just have slappy quotes in the middle of your name.
That's the one grip that everyone looks at.
I've never had that in actual credit.
I'm one of those ones where on IMDB,
my first couple of credits,
it says credited as Douglas Benson.
But then I quickly became Doug
when the entire industry just started writing
that down on my contracts without asking me first,
which I'm all right with. Cause I've never been,
I've never felt like a Douglas. All right. So Matt won that first game.
So that means he gets to go first in our next game.
And that game is called, and it's our final game but it will
don't think this show is almost over because it will
take a minute to play but
this game is called Weird Algorithm
that's funny
you ever played this one
before Paget?
alright well
this is about a weird
algorithm I'll explain it to everybody on the internet movie database All right. Well, I don't think this is this is about a weird algorithm.
I'll explain it to everybody on the Internet Movie Database.
IMDB, if you go on there and I don't recommend anybody do this, especially actors probably shouldn't do this.
If you go on there, you could take any cast listing from a movie, once you're on the page of that movie, you can rearrange the order of the cast in order of their popularity,
according to the algorithm at IMDb.
Oh yeah.
So it's always based on, uh, you know,
the lowest number will be the cast member listed first.
Uh, no, it'd be the cast member listed first?
No, it would be the most popular person in that movie, no matter the size or billing of their role initially.
Right, but you're using the IMDB algorithm, the star meter thing, right?
What they decide.
It's how many people click on a page it's what they it's determined by clicks where you know obviously where people are looking for certain actors for whatever whatever reason oh wow yeah it's uh it's trippy
and uh can be you know upsetting if you're uh it's like uh it's a it's like a cousin to Googling yourself.
So I don't recommend it. But like, you know, there's a movie that I, you know,
basically the lead in when I click on that,
it's I'm not happy with the results.
But, you know, people,
the people's popularity ebbs and flows,
this business. And so this game takes advantage of that.
And you have to kind of suss out what's going on.
So I will name a movie and Matt gets to go first in this first round.
And then Karina and then pageant,
each one of you will pick an actor or actress from that movie that you think
would be, you want to, you want to pick the number one.
And you can also share answers.
So like you don't have to say a different answer than one of the other
players. Strategically,
you'll get more points maybe if you stick your neck out and say somebody
different. And cause the person, if you name the number one person,
that's worth three points.
The number two person is worth two and number three person's worth one point.
And every other person's not worth any points.
You want to get somebody in the top three.
It's like a short round of family feud, basically.
Wow.
And I will, uh, I'm happy to tell you who's in the movie as well,
because that doesn't give you the answer.
It just gives you, just narrows it down a little bit.
Okay.
So, so the first film that Matt has to go first and pick,
oh, and each, we'll switch it up.
So each person gets to go first.
There's three rounds.
So you'll each get to go first once.
And then if there's a tie, each person gets to go first. There's three rounds, so you'll each get to go first once.
And then if there's a tie, Matt will get to go first because he came into this game the winner from the last game.
Okay, Matt.
Yeah.
The film is Jojo Rabbit.
Would you like me to remind you of all the folks that are in there?
Yeah, it couldn't hurt.
We got Scar Jo.
We got Sammy Rock, Sam Rockwell.
Thomas and Mackenzie's in that film.
Taika Waititi is in it as Hitler.
Rebel Wilson, Stephen Merchant.
Well, I like to call Stephen Merch because he sells it.
And Alfie Allen is also in there.
This is a tough one.
OK, yeah, because all those people have, you know, obvious,
obviously reasons to be popular today.
Yeah. Which one's the most popular?
Well, to me, it comes down to scar joe and taika taika's hotter
right now but i also don't know if he's mainstream global hot like scar joe is with all the marvel
stuff so i think she's still probably riding a baseline high let's go with scarlet giants
all right so you're going with scar joe and we'll also lock in answers once all three of you have weighed in
in case somebody wants to change their mind.
But we're going ScarJo for Matt.
I'm kind of leaning.
I think Taika Waititi's got so much going on right now.
And then the new Thor trailer.
I don't know how quickly this algorithm reacts
to popular i don't know how often they pull the middle school sundays behind that okay so well
okay wow updates on sunday i check i'm not kidding i check to see who looked at my page
every monday do you have a pageant do you have imdb pro i do oh you see here's here's what they do though they show you you can look up anybody
and they will tell you what projects you've shared like you both did american dad or you
both did community or you both did so it's definitely worth the you know 20 bucks a year or whatever it is that's all it is it might be 9.99 a month now
but i feel like everything's like 100 and some a year yeah no is it no it's not cheap oh it is 120
a month then i mean a year yeah because it's i think it's roughly 10 bucks yeah well i i write
it off i've never signed up for it because uh you know most of the functions on imdb work you know
are free but uh oh it's pretty helpful actually just so that you know if you've worked with
someone before you go into a table read or a meeting or you know yeah i tend to know that
stuff anyway because you know what i love movies okay sorry i'll be quiet wait so the popularity is the popular like do is it search engine or
like searches or is it like is it like people like pageant voting because they're like in the
academy no no it's just people okay whoever looks at your page that decides your number and the
lower your number like right now every day back and forth
amber heard and johnny depp are battling for spot number one spot number two so it's the lowest
number i'll tell you i'll tell you it changes it it does change more frequently than weekly
because i've seen it i've seen it change in a day yeah and currently uh to make that point uh amber heard is number one and johnny depp is number four
whoa who are two and three uh i forget oh really
yeah exactly kato caylan uh yeah i'm going taika then i'm going i think he's got the most going on
right now scarjo's being kind of quiet because of her baby.
Okay.
That's a good theory.
So we got Matt has Scar Jo.
Karina's going Taika.
And so you can go with either of them, Padgett,
or you can go off on your own and pick somebody else.
I mean, it's definitely those guys.
I mean, it's definitely those guys.
Are there any, is there anybody under 25 in the cast?
Well, yeah.
Jojo Rabbit is a boy who.
I don't know that kid.
Exactly.
And I don't want to.
He's not in a boy band or anything.
And that was one of Thomas and Mackenzie's first roles.
She was pretty young in that.'m gonna go for her i'm gonna pick her whoever that is thomas and mckenzie did you see uh last
night in soho nope she stars in that oh that's right yeah it's gonna be someone that all the
young people are looking up that's a way to look at it. I'm going to go for her, whoever that is.
All right. So Padgett's going
Thomas and Mackenzie. Matt
is going with Scar Jo
and Karina
picked Taika Waititi,
who is
the only one of the persons we've mentioned who's
actually been on this podcast.
I'll start
at number seven and work
my way up to number one.
Suspense.
Yeah, I know who number seven is now.
Number seven
out of that group is
Alfie Allen.
Currently
Tony nominated for the play
Hangman on Broadway,
I believe.
And then number six is Stephen Merchant.
Who's always terrific. I can't get enough of that guy. Yeah.
And then unfortunately for somebody,
for Matt Scargell came in, in the, in the five slot.
What? Whoa. Yeah. I mean,
I think Karina was right with that baby theory.
Yeah,
man.
I need to check my stardar.
Cause I am way off.
I hate people who brag about their stardar.
I used to be one of those people,
but I have no right.
Number four is Sam Rockwell.
Also Tony
nominated for his turn on Broadway
in American Buff. No one
clicking on IMDb cares about plays.
No, but
there's still those people.
These people are all much higher than many of the
cast of this movie because the movie
had 50 speaking roles.
And then coming in at number
three is Thomasin McKenzie.
So Padgett gets one
point for that.
And then number two
is Taika.
Hey!
Whoa!
Two points for Karina.
Is Rebel Wilson number one?
And then Rebel Wilson is number one.
I thought it was Rainn Wilson.
Rebel Wilson is in Daily Mail every goddamn day
because she lost 30 stone or whatever they call it.
She also has that new movie out.
So it really is like the most recent thing out.
All right.
Yeah.
She said Rainn Wilson.
Let me explain.
Rebel Wilson.
Have you seen Jojo Rabbit? rabbit no i stopped watching it i wasn't in the mood it was too sweet oh okay but anyway uh uh yeah
it's probably why you also don't care for hogan's heroes so um
rebel wilson is the star of the movie on netflix that's been the number one movie on Netflix for at least a week now called Senior Year.
Oh, yeah.
Where she plays a girl who goes into a coma for 30 years and wakes up and wants to complete her senior year anyway.
And it's an entertaining movie.
It's probably too cute for pageant, but but it's entertaining wow i didn't know i thought
i swear i thought you said rain wilson yeah well i mean i was flying through them because i don't
want to you know i don't want to help you all too much you're um yeah and it is as i said a weird
algorithm so currently after one round karina's in the lead, Padgett is in second, Matt's in third, but it's anybody's game
still. And Karina
gets to go first in this next round.
Exciting.
Okay.
Who do you think is number one
in the cast of
Ocean's 13?
Whoa. Specifically
13. Specifically
13. So that gives you Pacino's in
13 yeah
Eddie Izzard is in 13
no not
Ellen Barkin
is in it
Brad Pitt
Clooney
Matt Damon
who else Elliot Gould Andy Garcia Clooney, Matt Damon. Who else?
Elliot Gould, Andy Garcia, Don Cheadle.
What do you think?
Who out of all those people do you think is super hot right now?
Yeah, we're going hot right now, right?
So, let's see.
So, Matt Damon just lost all his money in crypto.
He's out.
George Clooney hasn't done anything in a while.
Brad Pitt is still kind of hot.
I,
I almost want to say Elliot.
Cool.
No,
I'm actually going to go a little bit.
Askew here.
I think it might be Don Cheadle.
I just feel like he's been popping up in a lot of weird corners lately.
And like,
he's becoming sort of this elder Statesman type of person that people are
kind of, nobody gets dinged for liking Don Cheadle, right? Like he's a,
everybody can have him as a favorite. So who's the female is there's there's a girl in in this movie right
it's not julia roberts takes a powder on this one so there's no real there's no real female
lead katherine zeta jones isn't in this one that's oh yeah she's katherine zeta jones is like a
detective uh trying to catch these guys all right that's who who it was. It was Catherine Zeta-Jones. No, wait. She was in 12.
She's in 12. She wasn't in 13.
Okay. I'm going to go
Don Cheadle just to be
interesting. Okay. You can change your mind
in a minute. Let's go to Padgett.
See what she thinks.
I'm not going
to tell you why yet, but I'm going
to go with Ellen Barkin.
Oh, okay. What do you know that we don't? Mysterious. I'm not going to tell you why yet but i'm going to go with ellen barkin oh okay what do you know that
we don't serious yeah i'm not going to tell you i like you but i also know who it also might be
but i don't want to tell gorley i know why you're choosing ellen barkin i know you know and i know
who you're going to pick and i know you're probably going to win. Hmm. I wonder if you do know what I know. Hmm.
Okay.
Ellen Barkin,
you chose because she's in the depth herd trial,
right?
Yep.
Okay.
Now that's,
that's interesting because I was thinking nobody in this cast list is hot right now,
but Brad Pitt was in the lost city and he's got that bullet train trailer
out.
So just,
just,
just to keep it sexy, I'm going to go Brad Pitt. out. Yeah. So just to keep it sexy,
I'm going to go Brad Pitt.
Yeah, yeah.
But I think you might be
the winner here, Pat.
It's either Brad Pitt
or Alan Barkin.
I want it to be Don Cheadle
now that I'm so convinced
I'm right.
You know what I mean?
I feel like I've got
some house money.
I'm going to stick with Don Cheadle.
I'm going to stick with it.
You might be right.
This is a good one, Doug. I'm going to stick with Don Cheadle. I think you might be right. It's, this is a good one, Doug.
I'm definitely not right. All right.
Okay. So, so Karina's going with cheats and, uh, Matt likes Brad P uh, uh,
plan B P and, uh, pageant.
It's gotta be, do you think, uh, you know, Brad. It's got to be Padgett.
Do you think, you know, Brad Pitt's production company is called Plan B.
Do you think he's going to get a lot of requests as they keep outlawing abortion everywhere?
Oh, jeez.
People just reaching out directly to Brad.
And then Padgett ended up with Ellen Barkin.
I think that's it.
All right.
Let's go from, let's see.
Number eight is Eddie Izzard.
Number seven is Andy Garcia.
Elliot Gould is six.
Clooney hit the fifth slot.
Pacino, Al Pacino's number four.
Wow.
And he's one of the more interesting aspects of this show
The Offer on Paramount Plus
because the
money people,
important people at Paramount
didn't
want Pacino cast in the first
place in The Godfather and then
also tried to fire him after production had already
started. What?
They saw the Salazzo scene, right started what yeah and they saw the salazzo
scene right and that's what exactly yeah they made they moved up the salazzo scene they had
to shoot it earlier than they intended so that they could impress the the people with his acting
abilities and it worked um so he's number four and then number three is matt damon and uh coming in at number two oh i should point out uh
that um we all lost number two yeah everybody lost no number two is brad pitt so that's good
two points for matt on brad pitt and then uh you nailed it with the deb heard thing wow yes one
is ellen barkin yep way to go thank you had to be because you know there was enough people that
saw her and went oh i'm gonna look her up they didn't know who she was but that's what i was
gonna say most of them are like who's that yes yeah they didn't know who yeah i mean also there's
just a lot of shit you know just people a lot of shit, you know, just people, a lot of shit talk
like, because, you know, they're just
automatically against her for
standing up and speaking her mind.
Well, no matter what the next movie is, I'm picking
Amber Heard's Lawyer.
So, that
means that pageants in the lead
with four points. Karina and matt are tied with
two each but we still have one more crucial round anybody can win still and uh pageant you get to go
first on this one yay and the film is a star-studded massive cast motion picture directed by the late robert altman called
shortcuts oh shortcuts yes would you like a reminder pageant of all the i don't think
people that are in that one yes please you know it's like three hours long as a earthquake at
one point takes place in socal i haven't seen it and and uh in fact oh you've got
to check it out because i think it's one of the few movies where someone getting hit in the head
with a rock uh basically murdered is covered up by the fact that like oh there was an earthquake
is this the movie too where you also see rest in peace fred ward's
wang oh no it's um it's huey lewis's wang that's right yeah
he was supposed to be enormous that's right that's what cynthia plaster caster said
she said he yeah okay go on okay so i don't know okay well all right so let me tell you
you want me to tell you who's in it go ahead yeah. Yeah, I don't know if Huey Lewis is doing anything
to get in the news right now.
Alright, so who's in it?
Alright. We got Andy
McDowell. We got Jack Lemmon.
We got Julianne Moore and that
infamous scene where her bush
is out for an extended period of time.
I thought that was the... Wait.
Okay, go ahead. Yeah, that's the movie Shortcuts.
She's like arguing with her husband, Matt Modine.ine yeah and she's wearing just a white shirt and she's wandering
pants that just got something spilled on them and so she's okay that was a robert altman things to
get women naked for you know just really arbitrary reasons correct i remember that scene go on uh
matthew modine uh fred ward just mentioned uh jennifer jason lee chris penn
tim robbins robert downey jr lily taylor and lily tomlin shoot big impressive cast in that movie
okay all right um i'm gonna go with uh andy mcdowell andy Andy McDowell, this is Margot Qualley's mom.
Exactly.
From Groundhog Day.
Okay.
And they co-star together in the show Made that's on Netflix.
Yeah, that's happening right now.
That's why I think it's happening.
Yeah.
Okay, so Andy McDowell is what Padgett's going with.
What do you think, Matt?
Well, am I mistaken?
If I choose Andy McDowell, I can't win, right?
Because I will never make up the ground.
Yeah, you're going to have to stick your neck out here.
If you go with that, then Padgett will definitely beat you
because she's already ahead.
Okay.
Sorry, gooey.
Is Jennifer Jason Leigh up to something these days uh and then lily tomlin they just had their
like final series of grace and frankie and then you got robert downey who's always riding some
kind of yeah some kind of fate all right i gotta either go robert downey or lily tomlin
holy shit is is downey doing something is he on on Tik TOK? Is he wearing lifts? What's going on?
I don't know. I think I just saw him recently connected to something,
but maybe it's enough yet another Sherlock Holmes movie maybe.
Right. And, but people don't need to check him. They know who he is.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, I'm just going to stay the hell with it.
Lily Tomlin.
Okay.
You were debating between the two people I was debating between.
Not Robert Downey Jr. I think he's in the ScarJo zone.
I know who he is.
I don't need to search up what he's doing.
But you and I are tied, so.
I know.
You kind of have to go the other way, right? I kind of have to search up what he's doing, but you and I are tied. So I know you kind
of have to go the other way, right? I kind of have to go with Jennifer Jason Lee. And it's only
because I think she is up to something and I can't remember what it is that I saw her doing.
It's I can't remember doing anything since hateful eight, but maybe it's just, maybe,
maybe it's just that I like her. No, I was picking who I like I'd pick Julianne Moore
and it's not the bush it's just a genuine appreciation for my entire career um you know
what I'm gonna go Julianne Moore just a bigger name and and I think people want to know what
she's been in because they see her once and they're like I gotta see all her movies that's it
that's it Julianne Moore okay so Karina goes Julianianne moore and matt's going with uh who'd you pick matt uh lily tomlin
oh right okay and paget wants andy mcdowell did you also say lily taylor is in this
yes okay i'm sticking with andy mcdowell but i'm'm choosing Lily Taylor. I didn't even realize that.
Oh, yeah.
She's from Pam and Tommy, right?
I don't think she is.
No, no, no, no, no.
Shit.
You know who Lily Taylor is.
Lily James is who you're thinking of.
You're thinking of Lily James.
OK, then I'll stick with Lily Tomlin.
I just have to choose a Lily.
Okay. Yeah, pick
a Lily. No, no, Lily Taylor.
She's in Outer Range. I'll take
her. Correct. Okay, then I want
Lily Tomlin. Take her. She's yours.
I love this. I love it.
Okay.
But Padgett, you're sticking with Andy.
I'm sticking with Andy McDowell, yeah.
Okay. Well, this is exciting news for Matt and Karina but pageant you're sticking with andy i'm sticking with andy mcdowell yeah okay well
this is exciting news for matt and karina because andy mcdowell is the worst name you could have
picked oh shit it was between her and lily taylor damn it she's number eight oh andy that's
surprising yeah i'm just such a fan of her silver hair. I really
wanted her to be doing better.
Oh, she'll, you know,
she'll pop back, especially because Margaret
Folley's just going to keep her in the mix from now on
because it's just fascinating with her mother-daughter
and both
very good at what they do.
Number seven is
Lily Tomlin.
Oh.
Yeah, Lily. Number seven is Lily Tomlin. Oh. Oh.
Yeah.
Lily.
Number six is Julianne Moore.
Five is Lily Taylor.
Oh.
So I don't get any points.
We all lose.
Four is Jennifer Jason Leigh.
And in the points realm, we got number three is tim robbins how i don't know i know it's a
weird algorithm isn't it and then number two is robert downey jr
because i think he's just eternally yeah famous now because of people just picking up Marvel movies left and right. Yeah.
Looking into what he's up to.
And then number one.
And I thought Matt was really going to nail this. Cause he,
you know,
touched on it a second ago.
Cause he just passed away recently.
Number one is Fred Ward.
Of course.
I'm thinking,
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Congratulations.
You're our winner today.
I never win ever.
I think you've won before, but yeah, you did.
I did.
I won once here, but I like every time it feels like the first time.
Congratulations.
Wow. time oh congratulations and you win the opportunity to uh to do your plugs first what have you got to plug oh do someone else i don't know if i have anything to plug do someone else well you got
behind the attraction the new season is going to come out in 2024 exactly what do i uh wait a minute wait a minute something is oh bird girl
the second season of bird girl that matt corley's wife amanda wrote the funniest episode i i've ever
done that's right i did a voice on that too this is it's all in the family we're both on bird girl
and and bird girl is we're recording the second season now so it's coming out i think or we did record it did we finish it i think that's coming
out in july okay i think that's a great plug okay cool yeah no i love it i love bird girl
all right let's go with that matt gorley what do you want to promote how many podcasts do you have
currently oh god uh six not even joking and i think you want to rattle them all off oh i don't think i want to do that to
anyone um the disney or behind the theme park one is going to be out probably late this year or early
next year but my band townland has an album out called honey on the hi-fi and you can listen to
that anywhere you listen to music so enough podcasts listen to music. So enough podcasts, listen to music. Congratulations. Thanks. All right.
And Karina Magyar, what have you got? You got shows coming up in the Chicagoland area?
I do. You can go to KarinaMagyar.com. And if I'm going on anything, I'll let you know there. But
I don't think there's enough podcasts. So I would like to shout out a podcast I'm rebooting post-pandemic called Thanks Academy,
where I'm watching all the Academy Award Best Picture winners with comedian friends of mine.
I've got about halfway through when the pandemic hit.
And now I'm finally ready to let people back into my home so that we can
laugh and cry together at some of the worst movies ever. I'm shocked that
this is a bad movie podcast, but there's really some stinkers in there. So yeah, you can catch
up now. Thanks Academy. Yeah. It's pretty amazing. Some of the horrible movies that won, especially,
especially in the earlier days where I bet you that the voting was a lot more, even more political
than it is now in terms of people just voting for whichever studio they work for or something you know the early days were actually not so bad it
was a real it's the 90s and like this last decade that have been painful to go through yeah yeah
yeah crash is probably would you say the the worst best picture winner i am saving it for my last
episode for that reason yes but i just think a lot of them
are just you know like around the world in 80 days is just like a travelogue that's super boring to
watch and uh just a lot of a lot of times spectacle tends to win best picture and i find those movies
to be so boring like i'm sure it's beautifully shot, but The Last Emperor is so boring to me.
Oh, yeah.
Out of Africa almost killed me
with how boring it was.
All right, well, thank you, Corrina.
And I'm going to be, like I said,
in Bankersfield on June 25th,
but all of my dates are at douglasmovies.com.
That's douglasmovies.com that's douglasmovies.com
and um paget of course uh i mean everyone will be asked back soon but paget will be
asked back the soonest for being our winner today yeah and uh i'll thank you all by sorry to gloat
i am very excited i won you know it's It's these little victories that are great
these days when you're just
staying at home most of the time. It's really good
endorphin rush.
So sometimes you need to feel like a champion.
Yeah. That's right.
That's what Arden tells us.
Let's say your names one more time. Karina Magyar,
Matt Gourley, and Patrick Brewster. Thank you
so much, everybody.
Thank you for having me.
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