Doug Loves Movies - Rental Car VI
Episode Date: November 12, 2011Graham Elwood joins Doug in a rental car to discuss 3D movies, the correct pronunciation of Cillian Murphy, and play a few rounds of Build-A-Title. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr...ivacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid popper kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey everybody, my name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies, Coming to you from yet another rental car.
What kind of car is this, Graham?
Doug, we're in a delightful 2010 Toyota Camry.
It seems all right to me.
That's a good car.
I like Toyotas.
I own one currently.
They're good automobiles.
And we're driving from Flagstaff, Arizona to Phoenix, Arizona on Sunday, November 13th to Ocean's 11. Last
night, we, as in Graham Elwood and I, we did a show for 201 Nice Peeps at the Orpheum Theater
in lovely downtown Flagstaff. I fell in love with the place. Flagstaff was great. I haven't
been here in a long time and it was awesome
the show was fun
that downtown was really cool
the only thing
just the high elevation
I got a little light headed
on stage
I did some bit out of order
I lost my place
because I was jumping around on stage
and then I got light headed
you're a regular Rick Perry up there.
Yeah, I'm a wing nut.
You had about 20 name tags to choose from, I'm guessing.
Maybe 30 out of 200 people.
Yeah.
So podcasting may not be that huge in Flagstaff, but those that did come made some nice name tags for you to choose from.
And you picked Ginny, who chose the category.
It was Anne Hathaway's birthday yesterday, so she chose Anne Hathaway category.
And let me just, for the listeners, for fun for them to play along.
The film was from 2010, and Leonard Maltin gave it three stars,
and he called it imaginative, ambitious, inconsistent.
And he gave it three stars.
And one of the four names, it got down to four names, and you had to name it.
And one of the four names was Crispin Glover.
Take your hands off her, Biff.
take your hands off her biff and uh you you thought in your head you thought it was love and other drugs but you could not think of the name love and other drugs it was so funny you
were like oh she's anne hathaway's like sick she's got some sort of disease yeah jake ellen
halls is in it and damn it did you say Anne Hathaway's naked a lot? Because that
is true. If you want to see
Anne Hathaway naked a lot,
I mean, you also have to see Jake Gyllenhaal naked too,
but if you want to see Anne Hathaway naked
a lot, rent
Love and Other Drugs. That's the only thing I can recommend
about it. I can't quit you.
And
so anyway, the actual answer
was Alice in Wonderland. I never saw that movie that's why
it threw me because i i never yeah as soon as i said crispin glover i was like well this name
should tip it because he plays uh he's like uh one of the queen's henchmen you know and he and
you know typical weird crispin glover performance which i I am most of the time in for.
I usually like that guy.
Yeah.
Go watch River's Edge if you want to see
Crispin Glover totally wigged out.
Like the best Crispin Glover you could get.
Yeah, he's crazy in that.
But he's fun in that first Charlie's Angels.
He's the guy that doesn't ever speak
and just fights really good.
Anyway, you listeners can play the Leonard Mullen game against Graham Elwood in San Jose at the Improv on Sunday, November 20th at 420.
The San Diego, in a nice club downtown San Diego in the Gaslamp District called Tipsy Crow on November 23rd.
a gas lamp district called Tipsy Crow on November 23rd,
Fort Lauderdale Improv on Monday, December 12th, and the West Palm Beach Improv on Tuesday, December 13th.
Apologies to Miami.
We were supposed to be there, but we canceled that
and then added West Palm Beach
because I figure that's close enough for the 20 or so people
that had already bought tickets to Miami to just drive over there.
And if you can't drive over there, hopefully we'll show up in Miami sometime next year.
Yeah.
Maybe in the wintertime because, you know, I love Florida in the winter.
Love it.
Benson Interruption Podcast Episode 10 is available now Or soon in the comedy album
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We taped it at Chris Hardwick's Nerd Melt
Theater behind
Meltdown Comics
On Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles
Mark Maron, Chris Hardwick
Rob Delaney
Allie Wong and
You love Allie Wong
Yeah she's hilarious
And who was the fourth person Oh Matt Besser Ali Wong and you love Ali Wong yeah she's hilarious and uh
who was the fourth person
oh Matt Besser
oh so it was a great show
Rob Duane
he's a very funny man too
oh his tweets are
god damn ridiculous
I know
um
and you Graham
you should do a comedy film nerd show
at Nerd Mill
I think we're gonna try to put that together
there's been discussions of that
we had uh
Jonah Ray on
comedy film nerds
we talked about that
so we'll make that
that'll happen in
2012.
Dude, get one in in December. Why not? Let's do it.
December. Gonna be done. Alright.
This is something I just need to clear up.
It's Killian Murphy. You know that guy?
That really good actor
who's in Red Eye. He's the bad guy in Red Eye.
Spoiler.
And he was in Dark Knight
and he had a bigger part in batman begins it's pronounced
killian yeah and uh some people got so mad at me on uh some message board just screaming about how
get it straight it's killian um he's a good actor and i didn't mean to mispronounce his name. It was on Who Charted that Kulop, you know.
I mean, Kulop, her last name is Vilaysox, so, you know,
I think she gets mispronounced enough that she can mangle Killian if she wants.
She's got a license to fuck up Killian.
Hey, go for it.
Yeah, and also he should spell it Killian with a K.
Yeah.
Save us all the trouble. Yeah, stop the nonsense he should spell it Killian with a K. Yeah. Save us all the trouble.
Yeah.
Stop the nonsense.
Actors change their names all the time.
Last Monday, I went to a tastemaker screening of Rampart, the latest film from the director
of The Messenger, which is a favorite of yours.
Yeah.
You love that movie.
I never got around to seeing it.
It's an excellent movie.
Woody Harrelson got nominated for Best Actor for that, right?
It's such a good movie, and now I'm blanking on the co-star with Woody Harrelson.
Foster, Ben Foster.
Yeah, Ben Foster.
Man, Ben Foster's excellent in this movie.
Well, he produced Rampart, and the same guy wrote and directed it, co-wrote it, I think.
Owen Moverman, I want to say his name is
hey producer matt belknap here woody harrelson got nominated for a best supporting actor oscar
for the messenger and it was directed by oran not owen moverman and they had a screening at
i won't say which agency but a big agency in la had a tastemaker screening where they have their
screening room you know and a small group of people show up.
And like Diane Lane was in the audience.
So that was exciting.
She's awesome.
I fell in love with her from Rumblefish.
Oh, dude.
I mean, all the way back to her first movie.
What was with Laurence Olivier?
And she played a little, you know know she was only like 14 or 15
Matt Belknap here
Doug is thinking of a little romance from
1979
and it took place in Europe
and it was like a romance with her and this boy
that went on to never be in anything
ever again I think he worked again
but anyway
and then she was in those Coppola movies
and she was in she Coppola movies,
and she was in, you know, she's a super sexy,
great side boob in Cotton Club.
Great side boob, guys. Come for the music, stay for the sound.
Well, you know, Graham, it is Side Boob Sunday.
That's right, Side Boob Sunday.
So anyway, the screening of Rampart, it comes on and it is blisteringly loud.
And it's a drama about Woody Harrelson plays a, potentially the poster says he's the most corrupt cop in any movie ever.
Which I don't know why they would tip that on the poster.
But, and I don't know ultimately if he's more corrupt than Bad Lieutenant or some of the other corrupt cops.
Denzel Washington trained.
I don't know, because the sound was so loud and so bad
that I sat there getting a headache for like 30 minutes,
and they finally turned it off,
and they're like, sorry, we're going to try to fix it.
Then they couldn't fix it.
Then they tried showing a DVD,
but then it said property of the company
that made the movie along the bottom.
So the director was there,
and Ben Foster was there too,
and they just pulled the plug on it. They were just like, sorry, you know, we'll
send you a screener if you want. So I saw
30 minutes of what I thought was, you know,
pretty intriguing movie and
I recommend it, especially if you
want to watch Woody Harrelson suck on a woman's toe.
Just sucking
on her big toe. Just going at it.
Because that's what corrupt cops do.
So corrupt. So corrupt.
Guys with foot fetishes are always corrupt.
But on another headache-inducing movie adventure,
Friday night I saw Adventures of Tintin,
Secret of the Unicorn,
and I liked it a lot.
It's really very entertaining,
but I can always do without the 3D.
Like, I just don't need it it makes it it's it gives it some depth there's an occasional thing that kind of pops out
at you you know and at least it was made in 3d I'll give it credit for that but I just I don't
know I'm still it looks really cool but the thing I liked about the movie is it's like an animated
Raiders of the Lost Ark movie and it's almost like it's
almost like practically a sequel in my mind to the style of the first Raiders which wasn't really
captured in Temple of Doom as much as I love that and then you know totally went to shit in the next
next few in my opinion so I had a great idea they should make a animated Raiders of the Lost Ark
because then Harrison Ford could keep playing the role and and he's not some old man. He could play him as a reasonably
young man, and just animate it.
Yeah, we don't have to have Shia LaBeouf jammed down our throats.
Yeah. Which is sort of, Tintin is sort of like, you know, he's kind of a kid detective,
and Simon Pegg and Nick Frost do voices of the Thompson Twins, which later became a band.
These two detectives that wear bowler hats.
And fortunately, since I did the podcast with Simon Pegg once, he follows me on Twitter, so I can actually write to him.
months, I actually have, you know, he follows me on Twitter, so I can actually write to him. So I wrote to him, I said, great job, and tin tin, were you the guy in the bowler
hat or the guy in the bowler hat? Because they look exactly the same. And he wrote back
to me, I was the one in the bowler hat. So, that was fun. I can't wait until Mission Impossible
Ghost Protocol comes out, because I'll tweet him some asinine comment about that.
Probably something along the lines of,
I think you should use Ghost Protocol in your everyday life.
I love that expression, Ghost Protocol.
Ghost Protocol.
Like, doesn't... I think I've already said this on a podcast,
but doesn't Tom Cruise...
Doesn't he, like, get kicked out of that agency
in every Mission Impossible?
Doesn't he go rogue every time?
So why is that different?
But it still looks cool.
It looks like a cool movie.
Don't forget about the Weezer Cruise, weezercruise.com.
Graham Elwood is up for possibly being one of the comics
who joins me and two of the guys from Weezer
for a taping of Doug Lowe's movies on the boat
on our way to sunny, beautiful Cozumel. We'll be doing a movies on the boat on our way to sunny beautiful Cozumel
we'll be doing
a podcast
on a boat
that's right
well now
nobody will vote
for you
because you said
that
on a boat
yeah yeah
they're like
stop saying that
but we'll be
on a boat
and Nikki Glaser
also is in the
running
she'll be on a boat
you're competing
with her
yeah she's gonna
be on a boat
you're gonna be
on a pier on a boat? You're competing with her. Yeah, she's going to be on a boat. You're going to be on a pier.
On a dinghy.
One more thing before we get into the gameplay part of our drive today.
As soon as Brett Ratner dropped out of producing the next Oscars,
I knew Eddie Murphy was going to bail.
Because it seems to me like Eddie Murphy is
afraid of being relevant again. Like, like he was doing it because his buddy Brett Ratner
was producing it and he convinced him, you know, and I don't think that would have been
good. I really don't. After watching Tower Heist and seeing how the comedy those two
create together, I don't know what, you know, what was he going to do on the Oscars?
Come out and be a fast-talking criminal guy?
You know, like...
Brett Radner, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I don't necessarily think
Brett Radner should have been fired
for using the word fags
at a private Q&A somewhere.
Right.
He said rehearsals for fags
when they asked him how much
he's going to rehearse the Oscars.
And, you know, yeah, so you laugh.
Like, it's, I don't necessarily think that makes him the world's biggest homophobe,
but I also think that, you know, in his everyday life,
he kind of comes off like somebody that probably is a homophobe.
So they gave him the old he-fo.
Well, you know, I mean, I think it's a little gay.
That's what he should have done.
Because he released a statement being very like,
yeah, you know, that was a rude thing to say and inappropriate
and I should step down and not produce the Oscars.
But that would have been funny if he said, you know.
But the fact
that everybody got so upset about it is a little gay. Because that's the unfortunate
thing, is that, you know, to heterosexual males and, you know, maybe some women as well,
like, we've known some women that throw around the word fag, like, in a silly way, you know,
on the word fag, like, in a silly way, you know, it's just sort of become, we don't mean anything by it.
I mean, it's, you know, yes, society evolves to stop using certain words, and, you know,
that's a good thing, and most of the time when it's said, at least for me, I'm saying
it like I'm 12, like you said, you know, but, I don't know, it's, it's, it just seems like not enough to get
fired from the Oscars over, he also went on Howard Stern and said a bunch of stuff about
people, people he's fucked and stuff, so, what, he, he name checked some actress that
he hooked up with, now I can't remember who it was.
That's not cool.
I think it was Diane Lane when she was making that movie with Lawrence Lugia.
Ha ha ha ha!
Wow.
Shall we play a game?
Yes.
No, not Thermonuclear War.
It's Build a Title.
Yes.
Today's Build a Title is themed with the theme Arizona,
because we're in it.
Bam.
To win it.
And I'm going to start with a film that, according to Wikipedia, so it could be completely wrong,
could have taken place in New Jersey, since Wikipedia is my source.
Yeah.
But supposedly the film Comes a Horseman was filmed in Flagstaff.
Oh, yeah.
I think that's a
John Ford movie or is that Howard Hawks?
I don't think it's either of them.
It's somebody who's very old when he made it, though.
And it starred
Jane Fonda and
Henry Fonda, I think.
No, not Henry Fonda.
This came out in the late 60s?
No, no, no.
It was
70s, I think.
Oh.
Let me look it up real quick, because now I'm intrigued.
Wait, is Jason Robards in this movie?
I think so, yeah.
I think he got nominated for an Oscar for it.
Maybe even won.
Because he won two years in a row.
He won for All the President's Men.
Oh, no, he won for Julia and All the President's Men, I think.
Again, you know,
you guys don't quote me on this stuff, but I think I'm right. But I'm going to look up
Cubs of Horsemen just because I thought of, I saw it today on the list and I remembered that
Jane Fonda was in it. I remember when I saw it, I was young and I thought it was boring,
but it got some acclaim. Oh're we're driving you know we're
driving down from the mountains so like uh i have i don't have the no internet i don't have internet
service to look it up so we'll have matt belknap's voice come in and and and and explain the name of the Diane Lane movie and what Comes a Horseman is.
Comes a Horseman, from 1978,
starred James Caan, Jane Fonda, and Jason Robards
and was directed by Alan J. Pakula.
I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.
I'm Matt Belknap.
Comes a Horseman was directed by...
That's what he sounds like when he does that.
That's what he sounds like. Perfect impression. I'm Matt Belknap. I'm Sas horny. That's what he sounds like when he does that.
Perfect impression.
I'm not Belden.
I'm Sasquatch.
So you need to come up with a movie, Graham,
that ends in the word comes or begins with the word horseman or man.
Um.
Uh, comes.
Something wicked this way comes Yeah
By the prickling of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes
Now
That of course is
Ray Bradbury
Story
They turned into a movie maybe more than once
Definitely once
with Jonathan Pryce.
It was a Disney movie back when Disney
was trying to make more adult
fare but still appeal
to a family audience.
Okay, so...
Oh!
It ends in something.
Blank something. I don't know if
there is.
A horseman. Yeah, so I'm going to go something. Blank something. I don't know if there is. Something wicked this way comes.
A horseman. Okay. Yeah.
So I'm gonna go
man of the year.
Ooh!
So something wicked
this way comes. A horseman of the year.
Man of the year of the dragon.
Okay.
And I'll add slayer to dragon.
Oh, you son of a bitch. So we've got something wicked this way comes. A horseman of the year of'll add slayer to dragon. Oh, you son of a bitch.
So we've got something wicked.
This week comes the horseman of the year of the dragon slayer.
Dragon slayer liar.
You idiot.
Yes.
Nobody's ever pronounced it slayer.
I'm sure there's somebody.
Let's go see dragon slayer.
Yes.
There's some gentleman in the UK that pronounced that way.
No way.
Can't do it.
All right.
I've got too many people yelling at me.
I'll never get over accepting Sandalot.
Especially since Camelot was right there for the taking.
Whoever will be yelling at you, they will not have an English accent.
Alright, so what is it now?
It has to end in some or something.
Oh.
No.
Something or Slayer?
Dragon Slayer?
Begin with Slayer.
You can't say Slayer Comma
Buffy
The
Yeah that's bullshit
Um
Oh I got it
I got it
I got it
I got it
Ah you fuckhead
Yeah
So what do you got for something
Um
Come and get some
Um How the West was some
Oh
No
Damn
Rising some
Rising some
Awesome
Yes
Sean Connery Sean Connery
Sean Connery movie
awesome
dang wait
this way comes
I don't think
there's a movie
that ends in awesome
we like some
some movie
in the 80s
called
Girls Are Awesome
no
but on the other end I've got in the 80s called Girls Are Awesome? No.
But on the other end,
I've got Dragon Slayer Cake.
Oh!
You son of a bitch.
Is there something that begins with cake?
There is?
Sure.
Cake Squad.
That's a reality show about teams of dessert makers.
Cakes of pain.
This week on Cake Squad.
Cake Squad.
Can Johnny get his frosting maker to work on time?
Yeah, because sometimes those frosting makers will shut down on you and you're against the clock.
Yeah, but that's what drives me nuts about those shows.
I hate watching them
and just seeing an ad for them is so maddening
because they create this drama that's life
and death and it's always something that stupid.
And then they show the
head guy going, your frostings are
a disgrace. Oh, you're kicked
off the frosting team. Yeah,
who gives a shit?
Start your own cake squad.
Alright, let's start our own
new Build-A-Title.
That one, we'll go ahead and end that.
Send your
rageful
what-you've-been-yelling-into-your-listening-device
answers
to either Graham, at Graham Elward,
or at Doug Benson on Twitter.
Something wicked this way comes a horseman
of the year of the dragon slayer cake.
That was pretty good. Not bad.
Okay.
Also shot in Flagstaff.
Not all of it, obviously, but
part of it. Midnight Run.
Oh,
God. Midnight Run is such a great movie.
Yeah, I love that movie.
There's so many great lines in that movie.
Oh, my God.
He's trying to say, let's go in and do this scam.
And Robert De Niro goes, if you try to run.
And Charles Green goes, yeah, I know you'll hit me with a thing and put me in a thing.
Right.
All right.
So it has to end at midnight or start with run?
Running scared.
Oh, man.
No, no, no.
I'm changing that.
Okay.
Run silent, run deep.
A submarine movie from the 50s.
Alright.
I'm changing it up.
Run silent, run deep.
Impact.
Oh!
Yeah, we're fucked.
What if something ends at midnight? Oh, yeah, we're fucked. What's something that ends in midnight?
Oh, um...
And you can't say...
In the garden of good and evil, comma, midnight.
Yeah, yeah.
Midnight.
Death before midnight. Really? Who's in that? Death Before Midnight.
Really? Who's in that?
Johnny Hotbone and Susie Frisky.
I can't believe Hotbone and Frisky
never made another movie.
They were the
Redford and Newman of their generation.
But a man
and a woman, right?
Wasn't Newman transgender?
they were the male female version of Newman and Redford
um
midnight
fuck
I know there's something
that ends in midnight
yeah
um
um
isn't there something like 15 minutes till midnight?
Yeah, yeah.
Is that Charles Bronson, maybe?
Yes.
Yes.
Doug and Graham are thinking of 10 to midnight from 1983.
15 minutes till midnight.
All right, that's the only thing we'll have to check on.
Are we getting internet right now?
Are we back in an internet zone?
Uh, let me see.
It'll be exciting as it were.
God, it will be exciting.
I'd like to thwart Matt Villnap's...
Intrusions.
Oh, I met Villnap.
I met...
Oh, my God, here's a guy in a swanky Lincoln Continental pickup truck.
Hey, asshole.
Here's what you do. You get a Lincoln Continental if that. Hey, asshole. Here's what you do.
You get a Lincoln Continental if that's what you want,
or you get a fucking Chevy or a Ford pickup.
You're a dick.
That thing is huge. It's stupid.
Ugh.
Shitbirds.
It's searching,
searching.
Searching, searching, searching.
Well, let's go 15 minutes until midnight.
All right.
And then I've got to think of something that ends in 15.
There's, of course, the TV movie James at 15.
Oh, my God, yeah.
But that doesn't count.
Robbie Benson.
No, it was Lance Kerwin. Wait, what was Robbie Benson. No, it was Lance Kerwin.
Wait, what was Robbie Benson in?
He wasn't really a TV movie guy.
He was an actual theatrical movie guy.
He was in...
That basketball.
One-on-one.
Yeah, yeah.
He was in a few movies, but one-on-one is the movie where he goes,
they got crocodiles in Florida or whatever. Wherever he went to school in that movie, he's like talking about crocodiles,
but he's got that voice. Crocodiles. I still to this day don't believe that's really him
as the voice of the Beast in Beauty and the Beast. Because he's so like, I'm Robbie Benson.
He's like, oh, Beast. Like, well, I guess I just did it so anybody can.
Well, I guess I just did it so anybody can.
Uh, 15.
Oh, there's got to be something that ends in 15.
Or fifth.
Element, comma, fifth.
Oh, I got one for the end. Take the fifth.
For Deep Impact, you got something?
Whoa.
Let's hear it.
The Package.
With Gene Hackman?
Oh, you mean The Packed-itch?
The Packed-itch.
Gotta stick that T in there?
The Packed-itch.
You're just a full-time cheater.
All right, well, let's quit this one.
15 minutes till midnight run, silent run, deep impact.
Which I would go see.
That sounds awesome.
That sounds like the most action-packed movie ever made.
Listen, you guys, we've got 15 minutes till midnight run, silent run, deep impact.
That's like the code word for the meteor that's headed to Earth.
Bam.
Phoenix, Arizona is where we're headed.
So let's do one more motion picture that was
supposedly shot in Phoenix called Days of Thunder. Oh! When Tom Cruise played one of
the better character names in the history of terrible character names, a race car driver
named Cole Trickle. Cole Trickle. God, that movie's so great.
That's so...
Oh my God, Robert Duvall's in that?
That's an excellent movie.
That's where Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise met.
Yep.
She was smoking cigarettes.
That's her character, Smoke Cigarettes.
So, Days of Thunder.
Ends in days, begins with thunder.
Glory days.
Okay.
I'm going to go glory days of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot loose.
Kevin Bacon version.
Okay, yeah.
We've got to be clear.
It's Kevin Bacon, not... Now I can't think of his name. No, I'll think of it. No, yeah, we gotta be clear. It's Kevin Bacon, not...
Now I can't think of his name.
No, I'll think of it.
No, I won't.
Glory.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Blades of Glory.
Blades of Glory.
Nice.
Yeah, Blades might be a stopper, though.
What can you do with Loose?
Kenny Wormald is the new Kevin Bacon.
Is the new Kevin Bacon.
Well, they tried to make him.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Got it.
All right.
So I have Blades and Loose.
Footloose.
Yeah.
And you can't do Zorro the Gay Blades.
Why not?
Or you'll be fired from the Oscars.
Loose Cannon.
Loose Cannon?
Yes.
Okay, I was going to say, like Alex Trebek likes to say, more specific.
Yeah.
Loose Cannons.
Now we're really in trouble.
Cannons.
Blades and Cannons.
Yeah.
That's a title right there.
Blades and Cannons.
We should try to get that greenlit.
That would be a perfect name for a pirate movie. There is pirate fighting in
Tintin that is fantastic. There's some really good action sequences in Tintin. The more
I think about it, the more I like it. I just didn't like having to wear the 3D glasses
the whole time, so I look forward to watching it again on TV or whatever.
I look forward to watching it again, like on, you know, TV or whatever.
Yeah, I saw Harold and Kumar, which has good 3D effects in it,
but again, the glasses just... It's just weird to have to wear them the whole time,
and the ones for Tintin were like, really, they were high-tech,
but they were just so bulky, and it just gives me a headache.
I feel like such a dumb old man sitting there, you know,
uncomfortable because I'm watching a headache. I feel like such a dumb old man sitting there, you know, uncomfortable because
I'm watching a movie. Um, I don't think there's anything that ends in blades. You know, there's
the blade movies with that tax evading lunatic. And then there's, wow, Wesley Snipes keeps coming up. And cannons.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, what do you got?
Blades of glory, days of thunder, bold and light, foot loose, cannons on the run.
Oh, you asshole.
So you need something that begins with run.
Running scared.
I go back to that. I did not use it.
Instead, I used run silent, run deep in the last one.
I go to running scared.
Yeah, in both cases, you use ones that are hard to add to.
Yep, that's what I like.
Running scared.
Because, like, what starts with scared?
Oh, buddy.
I don't think anything.
Some horror movie fan listening right now is going, yeah, that's fucking good.
Oh, yeah, like scared shitless or scared fuckface.
Scared fuckface? The scared fuckface movies? Scared Shitless or Scared Fuckface. Scared Fuckface?
The Scared Fuckface movies.
Scared Cuntwagon.
I like to swear because you're allowed to in podcasting.
Scared Cuntwagon.
What the fuck?
All right, so we've got Blaze of Glory, Days of Thunderbolt, and White Footloose.
Cannons on the running.
Scared Cuntwagon.
I need to know the log line
To scared cunt wagon
Before we do anything else
There's a bus trip
And it's a bunch of people
It's a
It's a bunch of people running
They're running for president
Getting in a bus
To go to a summit
To have a debate and then the ghost of reasonable thinking
attacks them and hence it becomes a scared cunt wagon
you got any plugs graham uh, I do have a plug.
You can download my documentary, Laughganistan, as a pay-what-you-think-is-fair download.
That is available.
Everything is available if you just go to GrahamElwood.com.
You can get my tour dates, my CD.
Comedian's got a boo-boo.
I got a new CD that's going to be coming out soon.
As long as you're paying Can I suggest
What they pay for it
Do you mind
Sure
Pay $7.35
Sure
We want to go
Arbitrary numbers
I'm just saying
You can pay what you want
Is the idea of it
Right
Right
Pay what you want
You can pay a penny
Yep
But come on
Don't be an asshole
Don't be a dick. Don't
ride over your computer in a
cunt wagon.
And fucking drop some squirrely
number. Yeah.
$7.35 is, I think,
is a good reasonable amount.
Because you're still getting a great deal, but you're also
having a good laugh.
Because now I want a bunch of
$7.35 amounts to come up
on your thing and every time you'll just be like
oh, cunt wagon.
That's the special cunt wagon price.
Type in cunt wagon
in the promo code
and you'll get the movie for $7.35.
I'll be at the
Louis Anderson Theater
at the Palace Station in Las Vegas
and we're about to crash into a car that just cut us off.
That was exciting.
Yeah.
This is like a scene from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.
Lots of cars jockeying for a position on a winding mountain road.
Palace Station, Louis Anderson Theater in Vegas.
You can play.
That's going to be on December 4,
and you can play the Leonard Maltin game against the opening act David Huntsberger.
Then Irvine Improv the day after Christmas.
That's right.
With the aforementioned Graham Elwood.
You can come down and play the Leonard Maltin game against him
if you have a good name tag and get chosen.
Gunwagons get in free?
Nobody gets in free.
Especially gunwagons. Gunwagons get in free. Nobody gets in free. Especially gunwagons.
Gunwagons pay double.
But I'll be taping a Douglas Movies at Flappers in Burbank on Thursday, December 29th at 10pm.
It's between Christmas and New Year's.
What better do you have to do, Burbank?
Perfect.
Come on over to Flappers.
It's a good club.
It's fun.
It's a fun club.
Yeah.
And thank you again, Graham, for doing another great rental car episode.
Thank you.
That some people enjoy and a lot of people just don't listen to.
And as always, Cunt Wagon is a shithead.
It's a shithead.
Oh, and Penn State's a shithead.
Oh, how did you get that in there?
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you.
Because Doug loves movies!