Doug Loves Movies - Riki Lindhome, Mark Normand and Jimmy Pardo guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby, sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love the movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again
from the end. It's Sunday,
May 10th, 2020. Happy
Mother's Day.
And this is another Homes Alone edition.
This time with three
guests who have appeared regularly
on the show over the years.
I'm happy to have them all back.
It's nice to see them all. It's Ricky
Lindholm, Mark Norman, and Jimmy Pardo.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, hey.
Yo.
We had a technical difficulty, so we had to start over.
And I got to say that I think my performance so far has been exactly the same.
I think I really nailed that opening. I gave it the same lackluster feels like he's
reading it delivery both times. You're getting good at the podcasting thing, Doug. Let's meet
everybody individually and alphabetically starting with Ricky Lindholm. Hi, I'm coming to you from
my massage chair closet. Oh, thank you for sharing that piece of information.
Yes.
Are you renting out?
Can people come over and use the massage chair closet?
My neighbors do.
They love it.
Do you charge them?
No.
They might just be friends with me for that reason, but it's really nice.
You don't get anything from them?
Like, what's the quid pro quo um well my neighbor brought me blueberries once so i guess we're even i don't
know all right i just like the company i'm bored doug i'm lonely i like anyone coming over and they
just stay six feet away you just yell at each other yeah well it's my friends who've also been in this building for six weeks so i feel yeah you're fine yeah mark norman is here hey tuesdays with stories podcast featuring joe list
but starring mark norman yeah that's me this is weird You're just coming at me with a voice.
I don't know when you're going to start or stop.
Oh, do you really need this?
Do you want to see my mouth?
No, no.
It's a weird mouth.
Sorry.
We're good.
My mouth is really, really high.
And Jimmy Pardo is here, everybody.
Hello.
Good to be back on Doug Loves Movies.
You know, the last time I was on one was at the, I want to say, at the UCB Theater.
And I won, which means you're supposed to come back the next week and defend your title.
And I want to say that was two, two and a half years ago.
It's been a while since I've been back to defend my throne.
And I think the time before that, I lost to Ricky.
So this is, I don't know what to make of why I'm here.
I think I'm here to look good and bad at the same time. Amazing. I'm always shocked when I win,
but I win a lot. It's really weird. Nobody's more shocked than everybody else, Ricky.
Nobody more than everybody. That's right.
So yeah, well, Jimmy, I got to say uh the person coming back the next week thing sort of
fell by the wayside when i was doing the show uh when it stopped being a weekly show all right
yeah but i do like that idea and i will invite you if you win today i will invite you back on
the next show uh you know i like what the way you're doing it where it's kind of like hit and
miss you don't know who's going to be there. I think that's
a better way. Yeah, yeah, because also
I already know you're busy when I'm doing the next
show.
Alright,
so the three
of you are here, so
thank you for being here, and
we don't need to do the
name tags or any of that stuff.
It's just, you're just playing today for the sheer pride of winning.
Jimmy's got a lot on the line today.
He's got a lot to make up for.
Mark, you usually do well, right?
I think I've won a few times.
It's always a fun time, though.
I love throwing the donuts.
I love the signs all the nerds make. It's a good times. It's always a fun time, though. I love throwing the donuts. I love the signs
all the nerds make. It's a good time.
Yeah, well, you know, the last couple
years, the nerds aren't coming as much.
The really cool people come, because I know they're really
cool, because they don't make signs.
Oh, sorry, buddy.
Those signs are great.
Not a sign everywhere is a sign.
The long-haired, freaky people need not apply.
Let the games begin.
We're starting with a new one, you guys.
It's called – this one is a little bittersweet.
The game is called A Little Richard.
Aw.
It's a game about movies
where a little Richard
song
is heard on the soundtrack
oh my goodness
he's had
his songs have been in
over 2000 movies and
television shows
should be able to easy to nail it down
good sentence Jim
it's a lot less than
that but that number really sounded exciting to me when i when i was thinking of saying it
and then i'll say so we're starting we're going alphabetically we'll start with ricky
okay and i will i will give you the title of three different movies. You tell me which one does not have a song by little Richard on the
soundtrack.
If you miss,
then Mark gets a shot at it.
And then if he misses,
Jimmy gets a gimme.
Yeah.
That's a,
that's my new t-shirt that I'm selling after shows gets a gimme.
Yeah.
It's totally sounds like a really fun,
like heists movie.
Yeah. I'm in, if you want to write it, I'm more than happy to do it.
I know that we've already got Little Richard planned
for the soundtrack, so we're in good shape.
Oh, good dog.
We're just saying a movie
that has a Little Richard song in it?
No, the one that does
not have the Little Richard song
in it.
You get three choices.
I've got more games in the show now that
are kind of idiot-proof.
Somebody's going to get it right.
Got it.
This is going to be a tough game for me because
the news of Little Richard dying yesterday was so upsetting
that many people on Facebook
haven't thought about Little Richard for 15 years
had to tell me how devastated they were by his death.
So I'm getting through that the best I can.
Yeah, it's a rough time for all of us, really.
It really is.
Yeah.
You know, I'm going out and not wearing the mask in honor of Little Richard.
In honor of Little Richard?
Yeah.
I'm wooing a lot, and a lot of
slam is coming up, and I'm coughing
every direction in honor of Little Richard.
You know, I'm wooing a lot, and people
think I'm doing Joanne Worley, so it's very confusing.
Is anybody
old enough to appreciate that reference?
I'm 90 years old?
Jesus.
Okay, so first person
to get
three of these right will win the game.
And no prizes, like I mentioned already.
All right, here we go.
Ricky?
Yeah.
Which one of these movies does not have a Little Richard song in it?
Casino, Who's That Knocking at My Door or Mean Streets?
Ooh.
I'm going to say
Who's That Knocking at My Door
because I feel like Scorsese
would use Little Richard.
That's my guess.
Maybe Scorsese did the middle movie too.
I don't know.
But I know he did the other ones.
He did all three, of course.
Oh, wow.
Of course.
Well, then I don't know.
I'm still sticking with
Who's That Knocking at My Door because I've never heard that movie. i didn't know that either i can't believe these two yeah um
i didn't know either the other two that's pretty good okay so uh you're going with who's that
knocking at my door yeah i mean also arguably the most obscure of the Scorsese films mentioned
is the one you knew right away
as a Scorsese movie.
Which one?
The Scorsese?
No.
Huh?
Casino?
You said Who's That Knocking
at My Door, didn't you?
Oh, I said the other two
were Scorsese movies.
I didn't know.
I've never heard of
Who's That Knocking
at My Door.
So that's why you picked it?
Yeah.
Because Scorsese seemed like he'd use Little Richard.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, so I apologize, but you're incorrect.
Okay.
Mark?
Yo.
Is it Casino or Mean Streets that does not have a Little Richard song in it? I'm going to go Mean Streets that does not have a Little Richard song in it.
I'm going to go Mean Streets.
That is correct.
Woo!
How did you do it?
You're
guessing. Tell us your
reasoning.
I figured Casino has so
many oldies in it and
they had no money for Mean Streets
and they would have to pay for that song.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, that logic doesn't hold up
because Who's That Knocking My Door
was earlier than Mean Streets
and made more cheaply.
But I knew that one was out.
But somehow they got a song in there.
Oh, yeah, good point.
But you knew that one was out.
Okay, good point. What was that song one was out. Okay, good point.
What was that song in Mean Things during that big fight scene?
I don't know.
In the pool hall?
It's probably that same Stone song he's using.
Give me Shelter.
Yeah.
Well, he also likes Shout at the Devil, and there's another one, too.
All right, so it's your turn now, Jimmy.
You get to go first.
What's the Stone song about a hurricane?
That's the one that he uses a lot, too.
Oh, yeah, Crossfire Hurricane.
Crossfire Hurricane, or is that just a line from a song?
I don't know enough about the Rolling Stones.
Yeah, I think that's a line from Gimme Shelter.
All right, again, I don't care for the British.
But go ahead.
I'm listening.
I mean, Little Richard, an American, taught them everything they know.
Uh-huh.
Okay, so here's your three movies, Jimmy.
I go?
Okay.
These are three movies.
And one of these, Little Richard was not on the soundtrack.
Correct.
Okay.
Woo!
Predator, Predators, or The Predator.
These are all about Harvey.
Come on.
These are documentaries, huh?
Yeah.
I like the laugh. There were three competing documentaries i'll tell you
one of them's hilarious um uh okay this is just a uh um to quote ozzy osbourne a shot in the dark
um i'm gonna go with the predator thatuck it! I'm here to win!
What was your logic?
How did you get there?
I just, what I did was I chose one of the titles with Predator in it, and I chose the
one that I remembered what it actually was.
So I went with The Predator.
Yeah, you'd be great, Jimmy, on Let's Make a Deal, because all you have to do is say
like one, two, or three.
I'm great with that.
That's all I need.
You're going to hire that.
I get confused and scared.
Sometimes they have bigger numbers on that show.
Then I'm out.
So Jimmy has one point.
Mark has a point.
And now we're back to you, Ricky.
You get to start us off.
All right.
Which one of these three?
Yeah, let's get it.
Which one of these three does not have
a Little Richard song in it
Big Wednesday
The Replacements
or Point Blank
from 2015
not the good Point Blank
I'm sorry Point Break
Point Break the Replacements and what's the other one?
Huh?
The replacements, Big Wednesday, the replacements, or point break.
I'm going to say the replacements for no reason at all.
That's incorrect.
Mark?
Mark?
Did you say, I'm sorry, Big Wednesday?
Yeah.
So she eliminated the football movie.
So is it Big Wednesday or Point Break, two surfing movies?
Oh, okay.
I've never heard of Big Wednesday, but I'm going to go with that.
That is incorrect.
Jimmy the Gimme. Jimmy, what do you think. Jimmy the gimme.
Jimmy, what do you think? Jimmy gets a gimme.
Hang on. So my three options
are this big Wednesday, the
replacements, and point break. The new one,
not the original, right? Yeah.
Well, I remember in the original,
boy, Little Richard's song plays
so strongly in that. So I'm going to go with the new
point break.
There's a Little Richard's song in the old point break. There's a little Richard song in the old
point break. I don't have a clue.
Just trying to do an annoying game show
thing where you overthink the reasoning.
Yeah. No, you were
right because those other two answers were already
taken. Oh, I see. Okay.
Point break is correct.
Woo!
You got two points, Jimmy.
You're well on your way to taking this thing.
I'm defending my throne.
Yeah, but we're back to Ricky for this next puzzler.
All right, here we go.
This one's mine.
You got this.
Yeah.
On the basis of sex, Green Book and The Two Popes.
Wow, I have not seen these movies. I'm going to go with The Two Popes. Wow, I have not seen these movies.
I'm going to go with The Two Popes.
That is correct.
Woo!
Oh, boy.
Awesome.
Did it.
You're on the board.
This is exciting.
This is really going to come down to it now.
All right, Mark.
Yo-ho.
Hop.
H-O-P.
Yeah, I hop.
The Smurfs Part 2.
Oh, jeez.
I know these are in your wheelhouse.
And Casper.
Ah.
With Christina Ricci.
Which one of those does not have a Little Richard song in it?
Ah, Son of an Onion.
I feel like, is Hop an animated movie with rabbits?
It's like an Easter thing.
Yeah, I think it's the Easter rabbit, and he hangs out at somebody's house.
I feel like you could really put some bunnies to Tutti Frutti.
I can picture that happening.
Oh, I see.
But Casper.
Really put some bunnies to Tutti.
This is a toughie.
Keep in mind, Mark, he's a friendly ghost.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, friendly ghosts like a little gay man on a piano
so this is tough and these are all my three favorite films so i should know them better
but uh i'm gonna go shot in the anal here and say
hop that is correct. Oh!
Wow.
Oh, this is so close.
This is so exciting.
But Jim's?
Yeah.
Jim's?
You're not comfortable with that, but I'm listening.
Listen, Jim's.
Yeah, Doug.
I'm going to give you three titles, and if you can tell me which one isn't a Little Rich song,
you win the game.
Okay.
And you're not going to believe the things you're going to get,
the one thing you're going to get for winning this game.
Eight?
You know, can we save that?
I wanted to surprise you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Please, no more guessing.
All right.
Because you were close.
No, no, that was my guess for the movie without the song. It's not eight. Oh, you pre-guessed. Pre-guessed. Philadelphia. I get it. All right. Because you're close. No, no. That was my guess for the movie without the song.
It's not AIDS.
Oh, you pre-guessed.
Pre-guessed.
Philadelphia.
I get it.
All right.
Go ahead.
Here we go.
These three movies.
The House with a Clock in Its Walls.
Okay.
Horrible title.
I didn't see it.
House of Cards.
Saw it.
Or Roadhouse.
Saw it.
Oh.
I've never heard of the first one i saw with my son uh or he saw it i don't know if i saw it yeah that's a uh jack black directed by eli roth oh yeah you know he
saw that he went with some friends to see that based on a book that children enjoy the bear jew
based on a book that children enjoy the bear Jew.
Um,
I'm going to say I have a feeling that it's in that,
uh,
I think it's in house of cars. Cause that's,
uh,
that we're,
what was the third one place?
Doug roadhouse.
Yeah.
I think it's going to,
is that played on a jukebox at some point?
That's my guess.
I think house of cards kind of has that vibe,
you know,
right.
You know,
what's man,
what's going to do?
What's your maintain? You're going to listen to while he's hustling?
I'm going to go with the House of the Clock on the Walls.
That is incorrect.
Damn you!
Suck it!
Suck this whole game!
Ricky?
I'm going to go with House of Cards.
We have a three-way tie.
There's no better way
to end a game.
We're going to start with Mark.
That Red House gift box clue really got me there.
Starting with you, Mark.
Ah, shit.
Right?
The movies are called
Hollywood Land. Oh, yeah. Runaway Jury. uh the movies are called hollywood land oh yeah runaway jury uh-huh julia roberts secretary
oh pretty erotic um i'm gonna say what was the first one i didn didn't say Runaway Bride, by the way.
I know. It's a bad joke.
Okay.
Movie humor.
I got it slash didn't get it.
Hollywood Land?
Oh, right.
Runaway Jury or Secretary?
For the win.
Ah, jeez.
Runaway Jury is set
in New Orleans, I think.
Which kind of has a
little Richard vibe. I don't know why.
So I'm going to go with
The Secretary.
That is incorrect.
No!
Never seen it.
It's down to the two of us.
Rematch.
All right.
The way it always is, Ricky.
Powered up versus in home.
All right.
Is it Hollywood Landers Runaway Jury?
Which one was it not in, you're saying?
Yeah.
I'm going to say it was not in Runaway Jerry.
Jim Sparta, you are correct.
You are the winner.
This is my day.
Mothers, it is not your day anymore. This is now my day.
Jimmy did it.
That was incredible.
Very, very good.
By the way, if I can interrupt for half a second,
I'm going to whisper now because my window's open.
I think my neighbors may be having a party.
And isn't that against the law right now?
Shouldn't we not be doing that?
Are there lots of people there?
Let me take a look.
Let me look outside and give you an update on this.
Yeah, take a quick look.
Let us know what the situation is.
Because you might have to drop a dime on them.
No, there's minimum four,
but I think they may be the people that live there.
I'm not 100% sure,
but it still seems, I don't like it.
I'm going to have to call somebody.
You're right about that, Doug.
Maybe it's a home alone type party
with the cutouts and the string.
Very well could be.
You know what, again, I didn't get a good view,
so I'll give you guys an update via text message when this is all said and done. outs and the string very well could be you know what again i didn't get a good view so uh i'll
give you guys an update via a text message when this is all said and done please who were those
guys who were the uh cutouts was it like was michael jordan one of them michael jordan one
i think clint eastwood yeah definitely clint eastwood yeah oh that kid that kid. That kid really had some ingenuity.
Yeah, he was an engineer.
He made all kinds of weapons out of nothing.
Yeah.
No, he was going to smash somebody in the head with a paint can at some point in his life
who was not a criminal in any way.
Yeah.
You know, he would just get out of control with that stuff.
He was really, really vicious. Yeah. Yeah. Tal would just get out of control with that stuff. He was really, really vicious.
Yeah.
Talented family.
Agreed.
You got Kieran,
the other guy.
Rory. Rory was in Wakefield.
Rory.
They're an acting
dynasty. Yeah.
Although McCulley seems a little perturbed these days.
Every time I see him, he seems to be doing a DJ set somewhere in a bunny suit.
Right, right.
He's gotten kookier.
Well, let's go to a break, you guys.
We're going to come right back, and we're going to settle this thing like men and women
because there's a real grudge match going on here.
Open my closet door for a second.
And we'll be right back after these messages.
Hey, we're back.
That went by really fast, I think.
Open my door.
Not bad.
Yeah.
Ricky's probably not even situated yet. Yeah, it's closed. Okay, we're good. Not bad. Yeah. Ricky's probably not even situated yet.
Yeah.
It's closed.
All right.
I'm glad we had that time for you to do that.
We're going to play a little game called last person Stanton.
And the way this game works is,
is that Jimmy Pardo, since he won the last game,
he not only gets to go first in this game that's going to determine our winner today,
he also gets to choose the name that we're all going to take turns reciting the titles of films that that person has been in.
Oh, I always lose this game.
You don't like this one.
Well, I like it. I just always lose.
Like, do you remember we played the Kevin Bacon one and I couldn't think of any?
Oh no, really?
Yeah. I was third or fourth, but I just blanked.
Doug, can I recommend that Kevin Bacon is one of the options?
She really, she really froze up on Kevin Bacon,
but that's because of your commitment to being a vegan, right?
Yeah.
It's the pressure.
The pressure gets you because you probably know a million Kevin Bacons,
but that pressure and you can't think.
Yeah.
It's like being impotent.
And it's not going to help at all that I play along. Oh, you play't think. It's like being impotent. And it's not going to help
at all that I play along.
Oh, you play as well.
My whole strategy is making
other people guess. I can read people
and make them guess. I never know the answer.
Doug, am I allowed to bring my son
to the room and have him play with me as a team?
Is that allowed? I don't see
why that would hurt.
How old is he?
He's 35, but he's never seen a movie, so keep that in mind.
No, he's 12 years old.
Let me see.
Hey, Oliver.
Wait, this is a pair?
He may pass on the project.
He might just be, this isn't what I'm doing these days.
Do you want to be on my team?
We're going to get an art, an actor or actress's
name. We have to list movies that this person was in. You want it, you want in on this or you want
out? He's out guys. He's out. He doesn't want to help. He doesn't want to help. Much to see his
father fail. I didn't know we could, can I bring in my super? What are we doing here?
Yeah, bring in your super. I wish you would. I wish. Julio, Julio julio oh he's not on the schoolyard
does he have a mask no he doesn't has he seen the mask yes we watched it together
he might be helpful then if he's seen the mask. Okay, so. I apologize for that speed bump.
I truly thought my son would enjoy playing the game,
but all I did was really drag the show down.
You never know.
I think it was worth a shot because you never know.
I know.
I've had people bring their kids on the show before.
Sometimes it's, you know, it's a goldmine of fun.
I thought he would, and he knows movies.
He knows movies better than I do.
I don't know why he bailed on this.
Yeah, just because he doesn't want to fail in front of his dad.
I wish you were my dad.
Oh, you know what?
We'll talk about it.
All right.
My dad would never invite me on a pod.
My first piece of advice would be to take off that heavy coat.
You're going to overheat.
I'm worried about you.
It's freezing in my apartment. Talk to the super the super ah he's watching the mask damn it always busy
all right here's the order we're gonna go jimmy then ricky then mark then me and um like i said
if you can't think of one you're out and jimmy gets to determine our fate okay you and
your son also could have picked somebody there's a lot of a lot of movies your son would know
but it's just you it's all on you jimmy okay who's an actor or actress that you think you can really
oh i'm allowed to pick the name you're the one you have to pick it for everybody
it seems biased man it is that's what he gets for winning that
first game. He should have really
had the game that first time around.
You're right.
You're right.
He's going to pick Joe Jolene Shirley
or whatever you said in the beginning. Some lady from
the silent era.
Oh, man. Why do I? This seems
a game after.
Damn it.
Jimmy, are there any words that you wouldn't say in front of your 12 year old son?
I may not say C-U-N-T in front of my son. In fact, I will tell you, I will,
I would not say that, but I think, okay.
So he's not, uh, so he's not spelling yet.
Um,
I was kind of hoping that maybe if I dragged it out,
it wouldn't,
it wouldn't make it through the walls as crisply.
I recognize my logic's flawed.
Let's go with Paul Reiser.
I'm going to not do well.
Oh my goodness.
I bet I have couple hood up here.
This is really,
this is the tricky one.
I have to.
After that,
I'm done.
Yeah.
You know,
I may only have two as well,
Ricky.
I don't,
I panicked.
I didn't know.
I thought you were going to give me a choice of names and I got to choose one of them,
but.
Okay.
Let me give you a choice.
Paul Reiser.
Okay.
Dame Judy Dench, or Yahoo Sirius.
I'm going to stick with Paul Reiser.
Okay.
I know he's been in stuff, but I don't know.
This is exciting.
I'm excited that this is going to be over so quickly.
It'll give us some time to chat.
We'll have some leftover time to chat at the end.
We usually run out of time.
Jimmy, give me the first title of the amazing film career.
He does have a great film career.
He's terrific.
I'm going to, am I allowed to write down notes or do I just have to keep everything in my head?
You can jot it down in front of you
Sam Levine style.
Okay, I'm going to... I don't know how I get
insulted when you said that, but
I'm going to go
I'm going to go with
an easy one to go with
diner to start.
Ah! Diner to start Diner
okay Ricky
now he was either in well I'm just
going to try it I think he was in the first one
was he an alien
he wasn't okay then I don't know any
hang on a second
no he's not in the first one
let me help you out with this for a second.
I don't think you're going to last
long anyway.
I'd like you to stay in the game for a second.
So,
if there was an alien movie
where there was more than one alien, what would that be?
Probably Aliens.
And that's definitely the one he was in.
That's correct.
Wow, I'm so good at this. Aliens. And that's definitely the one he was in. That's correct. That is correct. Wow, I'm so good at this. Aliens.
Mark?
I'm going to go with
a movie I really enjoyed.
Whiplash.
Oh, boy.
He's great in it, too. Yeah, cool.
Cool dad. I wish I had a dad.
That guy is good.
Alright, I'm
going to go
all the way back to, and this might help you a little bit,
Ricky, if you're paying attention.
Okay.
I'm going to say Beverly Hills Cop.
Damn it.
Okay.
Jimmy, it's your turn.
Well, the question is, do I want to knock her out?
And the answer really is yes, right?
Isn't that what I want to do here?
I want to knock her out of this.
Yeah.
You just want to stay.
You just want to keep in the game.
I will say Beverly Hills Cop 2.
Yeah, it's a really, really macho move.
Cheap.
Cheap.
That was going to be my next guess anyway.
Same.
Was he in Beverly Hills Cop 3?
You know what?
If he wasn't, I'm just going to say he was.
How do we eliminate somebody?
Why do I use any strategy?
If this is how you just let massage lady
scared but uh i'm pretty sure he was in it because he was in the other two so and he doesn't he
doesn't die in part two right was he in my two dads the tv show yeah uh was he one of the two
dads here's a uh if i could I know that we're, because this
was going to go quickly, I could tell a quick story. I worked with Paul Reiser on the road
once many, many years ago, and we went to see a movie. He and I went to see LA Story, the Steve
Martin movie. And when we were done, we were leaving and going through the parking structure.
I had to pay the man at the booth and the guy saw Paul Reiser and said, hey, aren't you that guy
from My Three Dads? And Paul Reiser said, well, said well actually it's my two dads but i'm such a good actor you
think there's a third guy there oh that's fun yeah that was fun right that's a good uh that was
that made me laugh he also then the guy said this this is 100 true and doug this will answer your
language question the guy said hey can i ask you a question about that show? And Paul said, sure. He goes, you guys ever fuck that girl? And Paul Reiser
said, yeah. Greg Ebony and I took turns having sex with the child.
You idiot.
Wow. That took a turn. It did take a turn, right?
All you got to do is take a few words out of that statement and that guy
is in trouble.
Yeah. I, well, I recorded it and I'm holding it to,
and I've edited it down.
So risers money is mine in the next couple of years.
I'm doing the long con on him.
How was he to work with?
He was the, you know, this was many, many years ago.
Before he broke huge, he was, you know, we all knew who he was, of course. And I was really excited to work with him.
And he was just a comic.
And he was funny offstage, and he was pleasant offstage,
and he would banter and basically something we would do,
grab assing in the green room.
He was doing that.
And he couldn't have been nicer.
I mean, truly nice.
And we're friendly to this day.
I don't want to say we're friends because I don't want him to accuse me of lying.
Uh,
but,
uh,
but maybe he would say we are,
but it was great.
So you said you think he would still grab your ass?
I like him too.
I,
I,
uh,
you know,
got a good touch.
He's got the magic.
Well,
he obviously made an impression.
I mean,
you chose him in a movie game 16 years later.
I,
again,
I,
I,
I,
if I full disclosure, I was looking at a list of things on my desk,
and his name was on it.
Oh, it's in your document, Kyle.
That list, of course, was people I'm going to blackmail in the next 15 years.
So that's what I chose.
Yeah.
It's your list of people whose ass you can't wait to grab when this is over
that's right once the quarantine's out risers buns are mine
the goddamn buns are mine um so whose turn is it what's happening i separately will stop too
you gave ricky an answer that may or may not even be accurate. Yep. I think he is in part three.
All right.
Come on.
We got to Google that.
So it's Mark's turn.
Well, I'm going to say he's in Beverly Hills nine at this point.
Hey, listen, time.
Your time traveling doesn't impress anybody anymore.
You should use it for good, not for trivia games.
Can I say Aliens three? You could use it for good, not for trivia games. Can I say Aliens 3?
You could say it.
I don't know what good it would do you.
It takes place in a completely different world than the previous one.
Ripley's in it.
I think he even dies.
I think Paul Reiser dies in it.
I think you're probably right.
All right, I guess I'm out.
I mean, Reiser's a tough one.
No, he's tough. We know him so well is a tough one. No, he's tough.
We know him so well, yet I can't name movies he's in.
I'm doing better at this than Kevin Bacon,
but I did cheat on both of my turns.
That's a great point.
Yeah, you cheated your way
to a win. I'm really impressed.
I'm not going to win
because I don't have any more.
I have one more.
But it's Jimmy's turn.
It's your turn, Doug.
You go after mine.
Oh, my turn.
Oh, you only have one more in your head, Jimmy?
I have one, and then I can't remember the name of the other one,
but I could describe it for you,
which I think based on the rules you're doing with Ricky, that's a win.
I think so.
You're right.
You're right.
48 hours.
No. Get out of here. Sorry sorry put a scarf on settle down yeah
scarf it up um okay so see i might be out because i i know he's in a couple i know he's in a couple
of weird things that uh but he's done so much tv mad Mad About You, and now he's on the Kaminsky Method.
My Two Dads.
Yeah, it's My Three
Dads, get it right. No,
there's just the two. She's just so good.
Is that the one where he fucked that kid?
Yeah, that's the one.
Two Dads, One Cup.
How do I know that? What's that? Stacey Keenan, that's the girl's name.
How do I know that?
What's that?
Casey Keenan, wasn't that the name of the girl?
That is the actual name.
Nice.
All riser movies in my head.
Let me jot down that bonus point.
Oh, my pen's out of ink.
Unbeknownst to Ricky, she just gave me a hint.
I now have two in my head.
Oh. All right, two in my head. Oh!
All right, hit it, John.
It's good I'm still here.
Wait, let me think.
I think now maybe that might have put one into my head.
Oh, God.
Where Paul Reiser shows up and he's all like,
Hey, it's me, Paul Reiser.
And everybody's like, Whoa.
No, I can't think of it.
Jim, I'm out.
What do you got?
I'll give you the one that I was going to give,
and then I'll give you the one that Ricky reminded me of.
The Marrying Man with Alec Baldwin and Chris Basinger, or Kim Basinger.
Whoa.
Never heard of it.
It's not that great.
Although everybody's great in it.
I mean, Alec Baldwin's never bad either.
So, Riser, they're terrific.
He was really hot in that movie.
Well, I don't know.
Temperatures vary.
And then the one that Ricky reminded me of was Bye Bye Love.
Oh, wow.
Nice.
They all play divorced dads.
Oh, yeah. They go to McDonald's.
Yeah. Basically, it was a big commercial for McDonald's.
But Paul Reiser is so stinking good in that movie.
Whether you like that movie or not, he's got one scene that made me cry like an idiot.
It was so great.
We get it. You love Paul Reiser.
Yes, I do.
You're obsessed.
It's a little weird now, right?
It's crossed some line.
Can I guess the movie?
Was he in Comedian?
Oh, I don't think so.
I don't think he was either, but it's possible.
Comedian is mostly Orny Adams and then a little bit of a little sprinkling of Colin Quinn.
There's not a ton of comedians in it.
Maybe once his name is in it.
Maybe Mario is in it.
Cosby's at the end.
Cosby's at the end of it damn i fell asleep i don't know why
i was just watching something the other day where they had oh yeah men in black has that crazy
whole scene where they're by the side of a road you could see the twin towers in the background
ah weird like you knew they at the time they're like oh there's such a cool shot that these
buildings are in the background so they use the wide shot constantly there's no relief in the scene you're constantly seeing the
the towers it's weird uh am i allowed to do this sort of thing where i now uh go through and uh
and point out some other uh ones he was in diner he was in oh here's the one i was thinking of
odd jobs that's the other one oh uh hills cop two crazy people. Oh, here's the one I was thinking of. Odd Jobs. That's the other one. Ooh. Beverly Hills Cop 2.
Crazy People.
Remember that one?
That's the one where they go to a mental institution and then the people end up
in an ad firm.
That's a pretty good movie.
The Robin Williams one?
No, it's Dudley Moore.
Dudley Moore.
That's right.
Mr. Right.
Bye Bye Love.
Hey, guess what he's not in?
Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Oh, shit. What? Why would not in? He's Beverly Hills Cop 3. Oh, shit.
He's in Funny People.
Funny People. I should have guessed that.
That was a better guess than Comedian.
I knew Funny People.
Those are just a handful of the movies.
Then, of course, as Doug mentioned, a lot of TV.
He's great in Red Oaks. If you haven't watched Red Oaks, he's great in that.
That's actually a great show.
He's in Funny People and Crazy People? Yeah, he's great in that. That's actually a great show. He's in funny people
and crazy people?
Yeah, he's in movies. He likes people. He's like Barbra Streisand.
He's a people person.
Yeah.
Yeah, that crazy people, I haven't
seen it in quite a while, but I
remember it being one of those
underdog, enjoyable
movies. Yeah, me too. I remember
liking it a lot. Yeah, so
maybe that'll be a good thing for people
to check out for
for Quarantainment. Before we go,
you guys, do you have any
recommendations of things for people to
watch right now?
Ah.
Bad Education
is pretty good. Oh, is that good?
Yeah, that's good. True story uh what's his name hugh
jackman's a hunk it's on hbo it's pretty good allison janny's in it yeah she's great
we just finished hollywood uh the uh patty lapone uh vehicle uh on netflix and that uh
mixed reviews here in the house i i liked it more than my wife did, and we both thought we'd love it.
But I liked it a lot.
I don't think she liked it that much.
What was my wife's problem with it?
You know, too heavy-handed.
She just thought it was too heavy.
And she's not wrong.
I mean, you can give me any negative review on that thing,
and I'll agree with you, but I still enjoy it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I just watched dave and i
liked that dave the kevin klein movie little dicky little dicky yeah yeah that's good i've seen the
first couple yeah i like it it's on fx or fx on hulu no i'm out jimmy does not approve of
talking about tv shows during Doug loves movies. Oh, sorry.
Well, I guess I said a Hollywood was a, is a mini series. So I guess, uh,
I, I, that's true. Yes. You already violated the rules. Yeah.
When we just watched, I'm sorry. It's all a blur now though, too, though,
because move the TV series have, you you know movie stars in them and movie star
you know movie quality and and vice versa and um there's just so much of it there's just so much
to watch and you know it's still not all great so i like to find the uh you know the best stuff
like i tried that how to build a girl never heard of it and um build a girl like it not so good yeah i wanted
to like it because it's beanie feldstein who i thought i liked her a lot in book smart
and um she's got a british accent in it and it's one of those ones where
she's playing she's playing that british author isn't she? Yeah. So I couldn't let go.
Every time she speaks, you're just thinking about her accent.
And the whole movie is her.
She's the main character.
And everybody else is truly from the UK.
So it's all authentic accents that are kind of sometimes hard to make out
what they're saying.
And then she comes in and has her enunciating
american british accent and uh i don't know i couldn't i couldn't get on board what's like the
worst what's your each of you probably have one your favorite worst accent by an actor in a movie
boy oh tom hanks and uh catch me if you can what's that supposed to be supposed to be boston
supposed to be boston it's horrific he's all over the road with it hey my name's han ratty
hey it's han ratty exactly how'd you pass the by in louisiana i love that movie so much that that
does not bother me it doesn't bother me either i love it too but much that that does not bother me. It doesn't bother me either.
I love it too, but yeah, that accident was rough.
I mean, for a guy who kills it and everything, he had AIDS, he's on the moon,
he can't do a Beantown accident.
I know, and it's so much easier than having to go to the moon and having to get AIDS.
Those are so much more work.
I know. I mean, AIDS is not hard.
I don't know. You've been to Boston. That's kind of a hassle.
Man, all those circular streets. I don't know. You've been to Boston. That's kind of a hassle. Man, all those circular streets.
I don't like any of it.
The history.
It's a lot of bullshit.
Jimmy, what's yours?
What's your worst accent?
I can't think of one at the moment, to be honest with you.
I'm sure the second we end this, I'll come up with 4,000 ideas,
but I'm pulling a Kevin Bacon on this.
I cannot think of one accent that i uh i'll give you another one
yeah go uh john voy in anaconda oh yes yes it's like so hard to determine where
that character is supposed to be from and his name is like paul or something
didn't laurence fishburne have a bad Boston accent in Mystic River?
Wasn't that really bad?
Who?
Lawrence Fishburne in Mystic River, didn't he?
Am I remembering everything about this wrong?
Lawrence Fishburne trying to do a Boston accent?
Wasn't he in Mystic River?
Am I like misremembering the whole thing?
No, that is set in Boston, so that makes sense.
Lawrence Fishburne.
Wasn't he in Boston?
Maybe I'm misremembering the whole thing.
I don't know.
He might have been in it.
I know Mystic River has got a pretty packed cast,
and every single one of them,
it's like their number one movie on their IMDb page.
Like somebody's really working the PR for Mystic River.
Well, I'm glad I randomly insulted his acting just in case he's in it.
Yeah, Lawrence Fishburne is in it.
He plays a guy named Whitey Powell.
I'm not getting the full thing here.
I want to check that out now.
I want to see his scenes and see what his accent sounds like.
Yeah, I need to rewatch it.
I can't think of one.
This is horrible. How about I I can't think of one. This is horrible.
How about...
I can't even think of anything.
What about Kevin Costner's JFK?
No, I love it.
I think it's the best.
No, I don't know.
I can't...
I don't remember.
Yeah, I push over.
Boy, somebody else just did a JFK in a movie
that I thought was lackluster, but I can't...
Oh, Natalie Portman.
Yeah, she did a JFK. Oh, yeah. Her JFK sucks. It was the worst.
Yeah, oof.
That's a lot.
Oh, yeah, she was weird, too. She was
one of those ones where she over-enunciated
as if that means it's an
accent. Right.
Uh-huh.
I'm so lost. I know Danielle and I,
that's my wife, for those that don't know
the guy who played Stephen Hawking he didn't sound
robot-y at all
I'm out
did I lose this game?
I guess I lost this game I can't think of one
it's not a game it's just life
I feel like I lost this game I'm going to call this a loss
we're just having a nice conversation every conversation is a win or a lose situation It's not a game. It's just life. No, I feel like I lost this game. I'm going to call this a loss.
We're just having a nice conversation.
No, every conversation is a win or a lose situation to me.
I walk away.
People go, hey, did you have a nice conversation with that guy?
I go, well, I won.
So you tell me if it was a good conversation.
I'm talking to British people who have done southern accents because that can get hard.
Right.
I'm hard.
Yeah, that can get really weird.
It tends to be the go-to. Right. I'm hard. Yeah, that can get really weird. You're not.
It tends to be the go-to.
It's the go-to for British people because it's easy
or should be.
They think it's easy.
So a lot of
unnecessary southern accents
from British actors.
Daniel Craig in Knives Out
had a really good accent.
Oh, okay.
Well, as long as we're plugging movies that we're in.
Yeah.
Watch that if you haven't watched it.
We loved it here at the Pardo household,
the Pardo Koenig household.
We loved it.
My son loved it.
We just watched Murder at the Orient Express last night,
which, of course, is the Knives Out.
The 74.
You're not supposed to say that word, Jimmy.
Which one?
Express?
Murder. That's fun yeah you can't say express now because everything's slow yeah right i don't want to think there's any forward motion yeah uh okay so you watched the old one so did you have a hard time
understanding what um any of the characters were saying uh you know i did have a little tough time
with the albert finney uh you you know, in the lead role.
But, yeah, he's so good. It didn't it was one of those where it didn't bother me.
And I did see the new one, too. And I did not hate it the way that I was told I was going to hate it.
I kind of enjoyed it. Well, you just love a fancy mustache.
I am. I'm a fool for it. That's why I'm Rowe.
If Rowe has a nice mustache, you're in for the ride.
Right?
Fred Goldman's got a great mustache.
I mean, people got...
Golly.
I thought of another slightly weird accent.
Keanu Reeves in that Kenneth Branagh Shakespeare movie.
It was, like, just odd.
Well, isn't his accent odd in everything, though?
Doesn't he swing and miss on all of them? True it was but we still allow yeah just that's a movie star movie
star someone whose accents can suck all the time but nobody minds no one cares some people think
brad pitt's accent and glorious bastards is bad but i love it oh yeah yeah. That was good. A little foghorn leghorn action.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then he just added like a gruff sound for that war room.
What was that war zone?
What was it on Netflix?
Oh yeah.
War man.
Warm.
War monger.
War.
What is it good for?
Yeah.
In that movie,
he just talked with a really,
my throat hurt listening to him.
It's like Steve Carell in this new Space Force thing.
It sounds like his voice just,
it sounds like he's trying to sound like Nick Nolte.
Wait, is that already out or are you just talking about a preview?
I saw two seconds of the preview and turned it off because it's got a great cast and I don't want it spoiled.
Oh, okay.
No, it looks so good. I want to see it.
Yeah, it looks really good.
Hey, what about Peter Boyle's voice
in Young Frankenstein? That's a little hard
to understand, isn't it?
See what I mean?
Not realistic.
You know, it's hard to, you know.
It's hard to pull off
the undead. It is, but
you know, he came close.
He came to the close.
I've ever heard to be honest.
True.
True.
What,
what is the undead?
How does that work?
Is dead.
They were dead.
And then now they're back to life.
They're reanimated,
but they might as well be dead still.
Cause they're worthless and just hungry.
Ah,
like the wolf,
like kids.
No. Um, yeah. worthless and just hungry ah like the wolf like kids no um yeah don't be sequestered with the undead is is an important message to get out there i think you just gave amc a new series to start
yeah it'll be so is uh your son there uh jim has a good age for quarantine because he's not uh
not young enough to freak out about everything.
You know what?
He's right in the pocket that I think is decent.
He's not too young to be scared and confused.
He's not old enough to be scared and confused.
He's right in the middle to kind of just kind of go along, go with the flow. And luckily, he's been doing that.
We're very lucky.
I cannot tell you enough how lucky we are.
Well, thank you to all three of you for joining me here today this way.
Mark, do you have anything, Mark Norman, anything to plug?
Are we done?
Oh, you want to keep going?
Oh, no.
Sorry, it just flew by.
I've got a special coming out on Tuesday.
It's called Out to Lunch, an hour of new stand-up.
Give it a whirl.
And, yeah, my podcast.
And, yeah, follow me on all the stuff, the socials.
Go nuts.
Praise Allah.
Yeah, yeah, Mark Norm.
You don't even have to type the whole name
Yeah, some real estate queef has got Mark Norman
So
I tried to get it
You don't need the whole thing though
Yours pops up as soon as you get to the
Mon
Alright, I'll take it, screw that guy
Norman
Ricky Lindholm.
I have nothing to plug at all.
Star of Knives Out.
That's true.
You could watch that.
That's really good.
Now, did you tell Ryan Johnson my idea that he should make another Daniel Craig detective
whodunit, but the exact same cast
as Knives Out all playing different parts.
No, but you should tell
him that. I like it.
I'm telling you because I'm shy.
Okay, I'll let him know
he needs to write another movie for me.
I mean, he could still...
I'll be like, this has nothing to do with me.
Yeah, you can put different
people in because scheduling could be a bitch. Yeah, you can put different people in
because scheduling can be a bitch.
I don't mind some different actors,
but I really, the cast is so good.
And, you know.
You better get Donna back in there.
I just need to be in there somewhere,
like giving looks in the background.
Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
I mean, I'm sure you'll work with him again
because he's a great guy
and you two seem to have a good,
you know, creative collaboration.
He's awesome.
Yeah. Alright.
Jimmy, one more time. Oh, I have
a question for Jimmy Pardo if he's still here.
Jimmy,
Pardcastathon,
what is happening
with it this year
under these circumstances? As of right
now, it was supposed to be in a couple of weeks.
It was supposed to be on the 23rd of May.
We have moved it back to October 10th, 10-10-20, October 10 of 2020.
But who knows?
You know, hopefully that'll happen.
And, of course, that's where we raise money for Smile Train,
the great organization that goes to third-world countries
and fixes the cleft palates of children and people that can can't otherwise afford it and we've raised a million and a half
dollars for them so far over the years and hopefully we'll be able to do it again in
october and raise more money for them so thank you for bringing it up all right kimbo i mean it's a
great it's a great event for a great charity and the people that come out and and you know hang
out for the whole thing live it It's super fun, the energy.
But I do think it's the kind of show that if you do have to do something this way,
isolated with everybody separate, I think you can still put on a really great show.
So I'm looking forward to it happening one way or the other.
I think so, too.
I agree with that concept.
I thought that doing it in May was a little too soon to do an isolation thing where we still
didn't know what, if we're going to be, you know, let out of our houses come, you know, uh, May 24th
and did we make the bad decision? But, uh, uh, right now we're looking at October and, uh, for
those that don't know, podcast on is also, that's an offshoot of my podcast. Never not funny. It's
a kind of a yearly charity thing that we do as a long version of my podcast, Never Not Funny. It's kind of a yearly charity thing that we do.
It's a long version of my podcast.
Yes, yes, and it's super fun.
I always love showing up there, and thank you for doing it.
Thank you again to Ricky Leno, Mark Norman, and Jimmy Pardo.
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