Doug Loves Movies - Riki Lindhome, Rich Sommer and Samm Levine guest

Episode Date: May 15, 2019

Back at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Riki Lindhome, Rich Sommer and Samm Levine to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of St...itcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seats With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again
Starting point is 00:00:36 from the original home of this show for 72 years, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Los Angeles, California! It's Tuesday, May 14th, 2019. Somebody put some stuff on the table for me. A hat that says Excommunicado. So let's not talk about that.
Starting point is 00:01:08 Oh, that's a John Wick thing, isn't it? Is it? I think so. Yeah. And then the Continental is the hotel in John Wick movies. So thank you for those. Those are pretty cool. I thought this was going to be some bullshit.
Starting point is 00:01:23 But I will put that in the prize bag as I look very much forward to seeing John Wick 3. And I know a lot of you spent last weekend with your mothers. And my question is, did they help you make name tags for tonight? It looks like we have a few. We need at least three, because I've got three guests tonight, and I think we're good. It's going to be an interesting selection process. Only
Starting point is 00:01:47 one of you won't be chosen. There's more than that. It was a nail-biter for me for a second. You can turn the house lights down as I do Doug plugs. This Sunday, May 19th, a podcast crossover event is coming to the improv in Brea, California.
Starting point is 00:02:08 It's a taping of Doug loves movies with all of the guys from all fantasy. Everything as my guests at four 20. Then on Saturday, May 25th, Doug loves movies returns to comedy on state in Madison, Wisconsin at four 20. Of course, for all my dates and deeds,, go to DougLovesMovies.com.
Starting point is 00:02:28 That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah! Ka-ka-ka! Want it! I'd like to do a dugout to the guy on Twitter who said that the audience chanting on this show needed to be reined in. Sorry, dude.
Starting point is 00:02:49 But I'm rarely the one who starts the chanting. It's not my idea. But I will now, for you, get one going. Because his name is John, John, John, John, John, John, John. Now he can't
Starting point is 00:03:06 hate it because it's his fucking name that you guys were chanting. So suck on that, John. But also good point. Maybe there is too much chanting. I brought a prize bag full of lots of
Starting point is 00:03:23 really, really amazing stuff. Of course, I was just in Denver, so I got you guys a copy of Colorado Magazine. Yeah, reading it makes you feel like you're a mile high. Oh, I'm going to sneeze. Thank you. Aren't you glad I didn't sneeze into one of the prizes? Because I've got A XXXL
Starting point is 00:03:51 Douglas movie shirt, so that's going to fit anybody That wins This is pretty cool This is somewhere along the way I got a hoodie That says property of THC On it Yeah Along the way, I got a hoodie that says property of THC on it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:08 I mean, I love weed, but I won't let it own me like that. And, oh, this is cool. This is a little owl squeeze stress ball that they hand out when you get a tattoo removed at wise choice tattoo removal in Denver get it wise choices little owl because they all their choices are brilliant they like choose whether or not to turn and look around behind them and then I've got a Douglas Movies pin from rockandpins.com
Starting point is 00:04:48 and we'll be selling these outside by the stage door on Tamarind and Smoking Weed after the show. Ten bucks each. Two for twenty.
Starting point is 00:05:04 And all of that's in the prize bag and I've got three. These are really solid players tonight, so this is going to be a very exciting matchup. Please give it up for Ricky Lindholm, Rich Sommer, and Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Lil Logan. They're all here. Thank you. Thank you, Dad. This is like, this is movie and TV stars who care about trivia, who actually, although Ricky pointed out to me backstage that one time she was on and we were playing Last Man Stanton with Kevin Bacon
Starting point is 00:05:47 and she blanked out. No one. Couldn't think of a single Kevin Bacon movie. That's pretty pathetic and I'm sad you reminded me of that. I've been writing all day and you know sometimes you're just like it's just not going to happen. Sometimes your head's not in the game.
Starting point is 00:06:03 I just couldn't do it. And Kevin Bacon needs to work more so that you can be better at that game yeah he needs to stop doing tv and do more films to help our pal ricky yeah yeah what was that what was that tv show called oh no well don't know the one that the following what's the one where he was like a hot guy oh yeah that one you one. Oh, there's one, wasn't he in something called Shut Up Dick? I love Dick. I love Dick. Yeah, he was like in a desert
Starting point is 00:06:32 or something. Maybe he had a cowboy hat on. I don't know. And he's got a new one on Showtime they keep promoting that I don't remember the name of, so obviously the promotion is not working. Is it called White Tuesday? working.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Is it called White Tuesday? I mean, Black Monday is on Monday nights, right? Because that would be confusing. Should be. Maybe it's on Sundays. I think it's on Sundays. Damn. Alright. Well, whatevs. Let's meet
Starting point is 00:07:00 my guests individually, starting with the lady to my left. It's Rikki Lindholm, everybody. Hi. Hello, everyone. Thank you for having me. The taller half of Garfunkel and Oates. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:14 And currently can be seen in Under the Silver Lake. Yes. That's a crazy movie. It's a crazy movie. How'd you get involved with that thing? I auditioned for it, and then I got the part oh my god that'd be great if that was the answer every time yeah or a scintillating question crazy story they went in for it and they got it but like uh um so who'd you beat out is there anybody we would know that could got close to getting the role i
Starting point is 00:07:44 don't know they never tell role? I don't know. They never tell you that. They don't? No, only in TV shows where you test for things and you're sitting next to the three people that are up for it. You know, movies, you go on tape and then they wait months and months. And they're like, good for you. You're doing this in three more months.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Well, yeah. Some of those independent movies like that, probably sometimes you're not sure exactly when it's going to get off the ground, right? Like they're just like sometime later. Yeah. We'll see you then. It's going to be a winter shoot.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Great. I'm available. Tech available. There was some movie where they wanted me to play a part and they're like, can you come to the table read?
Starting point is 00:08:15 And I was like, no, I can't make the table read. And I think the guy at the table read did such a good job that I never heard from him again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:21 Yeah. So that's kind of a shame when that happens. I've tried to do that. I've gotten invited to be at table reads when the star person couldn't come, just hoping to get that part.
Starting point is 00:08:30 It never happened. I always did just okay. Just really killing it. I was just fine. Well, all right. Well, thank you for being here right now. And let me see if I can do a good segue into this next gentleman.
Starting point is 00:08:48 No, it's Rich Sommer, everybody. You know, Doug, when the second table read for the movie The Devil Wears Prada, Stanley Tucci couldn't be there. Yeah. And they asked if I would read his part. You got to say gird your loins. I got to say gird your loins I got to say gird your loins and they did not they also did not catch you didn't get the upgrade that's great that's correct but you're still in that
Starting point is 00:09:16 classic movie the only time I see it mentioned these days on Twitter is people like God Andy's friends are dicks it's all about how her friends in the movie that Anne Hathaway's friends in the movies are the worst
Starting point is 00:09:30 and they probably are they're like you should spend more time with us pay more attention to us just like their boyfriend I mean that dude from Entourage
Starting point is 00:09:38 he's got his part in that movie is the part that a woman gets stuck with in every other Hollywood movie where were you?
Starting point is 00:09:45 I made you sandwiches. He literally makes her a grilled cheese and is like, I made it for you and you're late. He's like, it's your birthday. I got you a cupcake. It's always somebody that we know is going to do something important and be special. I'm trying to figure out who shot JFK. She's like, you don't spend enough time at home. And it's just like,
Starting point is 00:10:07 come on. This movie's three hours long. Do we really need that part? David! The kids need you. Can't Sissy Spacek play a lawyer or something? Does she have to be that stupid part? But like I said, we've got some real strong
Starting point is 00:10:25 Competitors today And that always has to include Sam Levine Hello, thank you Thank you, Doug How do you feel about the chanting on the show? Do you think there's too much chanting? No, I like it, it's very cult-like
Starting point is 00:10:43 Yeah Yeah, but I don't you know, I try not to start it. Start it organically. That's like all cults do. I just brought it up again though, I guess. So I guess I am somewhat responsible. I have a couple of questions for each
Starting point is 00:10:59 and every one of you. We'll start with Ricky. What do you have tonight for the prize bag? Okay, so I have two signed Garfunkel and Oates CDs. I have Secretions and Slippery When Moist.
Starting point is 00:11:16 And then I have a baby onesie that says, My Mommy is Smug. Based on the hit song. Pregnant women are smug. Based on the Amy Adams incident you had. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm not the only one who has Amy Adams issues.
Starting point is 00:11:37 She was on Colbert? On Letterman. Oh, Letterman. This was a few years ago. She mentioned the Pregnant Women or Smug song it made our YouTube videos go way up
Starting point is 00:11:49 it did everyone watched it it was thank you Amy Adams which she mentioned in a positive light yeah well yeah
Starting point is 00:11:53 no she was like she was pregnant she's like I heard this song it's totally me it wasn't she wasn't like fuck those girls
Starting point is 00:11:58 that's what you made it sound like get them pregnant I'm so angry at this comedy band. This video I watched optionally. You gotta have this platform to really lay it out. But it was funny too, though, because, you know, David Letterman had no idea what she was talking about.
Starting point is 00:12:16 So like saying, you know, Garfunkel and Oates. He was like, okay, if you say that's a thing, then I'm going to roll with it. I did not read my cue card. All right. That was a good answer. Good stuff for the bag. What do you got?
Starting point is 00:12:35 Now, Rich is a game enthusiast. That's right. Board games and whatnot. True. So what did you bring for us this time? An adult party game. Whoa. Someone who's very excited. Settle down, Chelsea.
Starting point is 00:12:50 From Big Potato Games, I have Can of Squirms Awkward Questions You Can't Unask. Oh, no. Yeah, it says here If you don't want to know what your friends think about your sex life, your weird parents and your ability to start a cult,
Starting point is 00:13:06 maybe you should put the can down. Otherwise, this is a game for you. So that's why I've got a can of squirms. All right. It's new, it says, according to the sticker. I mean, can we get an example of the questions, you think? Yeah, pop it open and see what's in there. I thought of a good uncomfortable question.
Starting point is 00:13:23 The dragon on Game of Thrones? If you were to have sex with it, which hole would you use? Is it a man's dragon? Because I'd be afraid of its mouth. I have not seen the show, but I would use the tail. I would use the tail and I would
Starting point is 00:13:41 have it stationary and I would lower myself down onto it. That's what I think. Oh, I see. But I have not seen the show, Does This Dragon Have a Tail? Well, but it brings new meaning to getting tail. It's really clever of you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Here's the thing. I pulled out these two. You saw one, yeah. So I got these two packets of cards, and the two on the front, I saw the first one, I was like, oh, no, no. And then I looked at the second one, it didn't get any better. The first one is, who masturbates more often?
Starting point is 00:14:13 Amongst the group? Yeah, amongst your group. It's like that old game True Colors. I don't know if you ever played that in the 80s, but that's what this is. And then the other one is, who can piss the furthest? Here's the problem. It's talking about distance, so I think it has
Starting point is 00:14:26 to be farthest. Isn't that correct? I guess technically, yes. Of this panel, I would lose that one. Of who can piss the furthest? I don't think they were worried about grammatical. I think you're right. When they were creating this game.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Someone in this audience is going to take this home tonight. Oh my god. people really do win they do i could pull an amy miller and just commandeer it for myself but i won't that is true anybody on the panel can have anything that's in the gift because you know we deserve it more than they do what do you have for us, Sam? Oh, well, you know I always bring the good stuff, Doug. It's not the good stuff, guys. I've got some DVDs in here that I know everybody wants.
Starting point is 00:15:14 What's that, Mom? Your internet still doesn't work? That's okay. You can borrow my DVDs of Stranger Things Season 2. Borrow, I said. And when you're done with that, we can lighten things up. You can check out season two of Master of None.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Ooh. Yeah. And then when it's all done, I want you to revisit the worst of the 90s with an album from the band Live that I've never heard of called Birds of Prey. Is that the one with lightning crashes on it? I don't think so. And also, to be clear, it is Birds
Starting point is 00:15:47 of Prey. P-R-A-Y. Oh, God. And then, because I didn't want this to be a complete and total shit show, two one-of-a-kind Team Malton pins from the South Park episode. So
Starting point is 00:16:03 those are also yours. Thank you, Rich. There's a track on this album called Sweet Release. Now that would win a pissing contest. So all of that is in the bag. Wait, is that what a pissing contest is? Who can piss the furthest? Yeah, I don't think it's the most.
Starting point is 00:16:30 I've got more piss than you. I didn't know that. I'm putting this all together. I thought that was just a saying that meant nothing. Yeah, pissing contest. Or it might be who's better at writing their name in the snow. Yep, yep. Or it's like which one of us has greater force behind the urine? Oh. You know, can I knock greater force behind the urine. Oh.
Starting point is 00:16:45 You know, can I knock you over with my stream? Oh. But also it's called getting pissed in the UK, right? So maybe that's the other thing is most drunk would be a pissing contest. I don't know. We might never know. Linguists, get at us. It doesn't feel like it's the kind of thing the internet would have anything to do with.
Starting point is 00:17:06 They just say, next question. Pass. You type in something in the search engine, pass. Let's not go there. Last movie I saw, thanks for asking, I don't remember. This is a part of
Starting point is 00:17:21 the show where I say, turn it off, Bert. Let the games begin! We got so many name tags for you to choose from. Some of the biggest, brightest, fanciest name tags I've ever seen. Wow! Yeah. It's like, people in LA are like,
Starting point is 00:17:39 I came to your show. You don't expect much more than that from me. And I appreciate that. But, uh, Sam's got one already, but let's go to, uh,
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Starting point is 00:18:53 Offer available to new SiriusXM streaming subscribers. SiriusXM. No car required. All right, we're back. What do you got there, Ricky? Who are you playing for besides someone that really knows how to take care of their name tag? I have a torn poster of
Starting point is 00:19:12 Popstar Never Stop Stop Ian. Stop Ian. Yeah. And that post-it taped on there is really effective. For Ian. But I'll tell you, did you have a reason for picking that? Yes, because it was the only one that didn't
Starting point is 00:19:26 look like a piece of paper. Everything else looked like it was written on a piece of paper right before. It's more of a poster than the other ones. More of a crinkled up
Starting point is 00:19:34 torn poster. But I saw it from afar. Yeah. Once I got closer it was too late because there was no one else. But I thought maybe
Starting point is 00:19:42 you might have picked this because this is an incredibly underrated movie. I love this movie. It picked this because this is an incredibly underrated movie. I love this movie. It is so funny. It's such a good movie. I could watch it on a loop because it's not very long
Starting point is 00:19:51 and there's just constant funny things happening. The songs are really catchy. So good. I love it. All right. What do you got? Rich has some sort of envelope.
Starting point is 00:20:00 I have a sealed envelope. That is addressed with an address name and address and return address and a stamp no cancellation this has never been placed in the mail
Starting point is 00:20:14 are you David or Nate? Nate so this was to David from you so you sent this to somebody I forgot to put it in the mailbox. So you just held it up? You were going to mail it
Starting point is 00:20:28 and you were like, oh shit, this is a perfect name tag. It doesn't really represent any movie per se unless it's like Miracle on 34th Street. But no, it's not to Santa. It's to your friend.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Who's the shithead? I guess just his friend. We don't do shitheads on the back anymore we're all about positive energy now oh that's great yeah alright
Starting point is 00:20:51 so great but Nate do you want me to good for you can I open this can he read it oh yeah
Starting point is 00:21:00 what's the letter about I sense you hesitating but you did hand me I remember I took an improv class once where someone was like basically all of improv Oh yeah, what's the letter about? I sense you hesitating, but you did hand me... I remember I took an improv class once where someone was like, basically all of improv is this. Someone says, here's a big red button, don't push it. Your whole job is to push that button.
Starting point is 00:21:15 You handed me a sealed envelope. Yeah, why do you think he's a mailman? The show's called Madman. Mailman? Madman. That was that segue you were looking for earlier. I found it under the sofa. Where did that segue go?
Starting point is 00:21:42 Nate, I'm not going to open this, but I want to let you know that you've made a grave error in giving this to me. It's very thin. What do you have to say to this person? Okay, let's just open it. Oh, please let there be a movie thing in there. The less I want to. It's tiny confetti dicks, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:22:03 Oh. Wait a minute. Oh, what't it? Oh. Wait a minute. Oh, what? This is weird. This is weird. It's like a set list. What is this, Nate? Oh my God,
Starting point is 00:22:12 I know what this is. This is the podcast-a-thon, right? Oh, it is the podcast-a-thon list. There's me right there at 11 p.m. What the hell is this?
Starting point is 00:22:19 Why is this happening? Someone donated money to Smile Train and I was going to sell that. You're sending this to your friend to sell? For Smile Train? Is this your friend? I was like, if someone donates money to Smile Train,
Starting point is 00:22:35 I'll give them a set list. And someone did. Oh, I see. Oh, that's nice. Somebody donated to somebody and then you have to send it to them. Oh, David Goddard. You could just tape it shut later.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I do that all the time. What if Rich signed it He could just tape it shut later. What a sweet... I do that all the time. What if Rich signed it? Would that make it a little more valuable? Yeah. Since he was on the program. Oh, there you go. I'm there.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Okay. All right, that'll be great. Can I take your phone? You got a utensil? I'm going to give him a Sharpie to do this. Yeah, we're going to do this right. All right, then. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:23:02 See, so that really worked out for the better that you opened that and tampered with the mail and I'll only report you to the post office a little bit. All right, if you guys could keep it down
Starting point is 00:23:11 while I do this. Thanks, guys. Tamper it down. What are you, who are you playing for, Sam? I'm playing for, I believe, Case. Yep.
Starting point is 00:23:23 So Case and Silent Doug strike back. Oh. And Case and Silent Doug strike back. And I appear on this poster which is... Case knew what she was doing. Can you imagine getting to be in a feature film and you don't have to say any lines ever?
Starting point is 00:23:39 Yes, as a matter of fact, I can. But not the way you're talking about. Sorry. You talked a lot in Sidney White. Sidney White. That's right. I sure did. Sidney White. You had a lot to say in Pulse. Not in a routine movie.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Keep going. I had a little bit to say in Pulse. Inglourious Best. That's right. I think I said something like, this is the laundry room. I think that was my line. It was something like that. All I know is you were so bitchy in that scene. I had to give it something. They flew me
Starting point is 00:24:12 to Romania to do one line. I had to put a spin on it. This is the laundry room and clearly looks like a laundry room. So what are you talking about? I don't know. I just remember I had to be mean to Christina Millian, so I was giving it my all. Son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:24:26 That is 14 years ago next month. Jesus Christ. She got out of acting because of that, I think. I did? No, Milian. Oh, from my work
Starting point is 00:24:37 in that scene? Do you see her in anything anymore? I don't watch everything. She was in that Ghosts of Girlfriends Pass with McConaughey, I think.
Starting point is 00:24:43 I don't know. No, she definitely works. There's a lot of shows. I just saw her name in something. Huh? I just saw her name in something. She's still workings of Girlfriends Pass with McConaughey, I think. I don't know. No, she definitely works. There's a lot of shows. I just saw her name in something. Huh? I just saw her name in something. She's still working. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:24:50 What did you see her name in? Variety? Yeah. Yeah, an Army Archers column. Was it THR? Yeah. I caught it in Deadline. Hollywood Reporter's been rebranded.
Starting point is 00:25:01 It's pretty cool. I saw it on moviepoopshoot.com Reference to the poster. Alright, so that's who's going to win the prizes tonight. Either Ian or Nate or Case.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Not Casey? Casey. Yeah, Casey. Why? Okay. Yeah, Casey. Where's the, why? I mean, we're still on our monosyllable. Okay. Yeah, she's going with the monosyllable. Gotcha. Do your friends call you Case?
Starting point is 00:25:32 Yes. All right, that's good enough. See, she tried on hers. She should get all the praise. She did. This is, I mean. No, this is. This is ambarocular. All right, you guys.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Okay, enough about that. Case closed. I would like to start tonight with a game called Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDb Game. Yeah. This is like an experts only game right here. Cool. How do we play it? I'll tell you all about it. Here's how it's done, Ricky. I will name the titles
Starting point is 00:26:14 from somebody's best known for on IMDB, on their IMDB page. Which, you know, this brings up an interesting sometimes, you know, it's fun to check out what yours says as an example. Ooh, can I guess? Yeah, that'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Okay. I'm going to guess Million Dollar Baby. Okay. It doesn't have to be movies, by the way. Another Period and The Lego Movie. There's four total. Oh, there's four? Give me one more.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Pulse. It's definitely going to be Pulse. And the Changeling. Okay. We got Last House on the left. Wrong. It's number one. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:26:58 The second one is My Best Friend. My Best Friend's Girl. Oh, Friends Girl. The Dan Cook, Kate Hudson vehicle. Oh, I didn't know they had a vehicle. One or two? It used to be Bachelor No. 2. Two.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Yeah. Did you know that Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson have never appeared in anything together? Well, that has to change. That's weird, right? They should be on this podcast. Together. I love it.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Lego Batman movie. Nice. I think that might be my top four, too. And then it's just Changeling, no the. Okay, so I got two right. Yeah, you nailed it. Nice job. Yeah, very good.
Starting point is 00:27:33 50%. But yeah, that's out of a lot of credit, so good job. Thank you. And Rich, do you want to play? Have we done this with you before? No, I think I edited mine. Because now you can change them. You can change it yourself, yeah, if you know what to do, if you want to play? Have we done this with you before? No, I think I edited mine. Because now you can change them. You can change it yourself.
Starting point is 00:27:46 You can? Yeah, if you know what to do. Yeah, if you know who to call. Yeah, I don't remember exactly what's on there. But I think the Mad Men show and possibly Devil Wears Prada. And then probably Crooked Somebody. And maybe Summer of 84. Wow, you just must have looked at this today or something.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I didn't, but those are the only four that I ever think about. You got the Crooked one, the Crooked Somebody, and then Glow. Glow got in there. And Mad Men and Summer of 84. And when's Glow coming back? Pretty soon, I'll bet. Oh, no. Really? Oh, I stepped in that one
Starting point is 00:28:28 but they didn't kill you off so you know I don't know why we took this time for a lot of it yeah season four yeah three I know I'm saying we look forward to seeing you
Starting point is 00:28:36 in season four can't wait season three out soon alright so you guys get the idea of this. I'll start naming somebody's top four. You buzz in with your own name when you think you know who it is,
Starting point is 00:28:51 but don't buzz in too early. You buzz in with our own name? Yeah, you just go, Ricky! Oh. Solid impression I just did. Ricky! Ricky! Yeah. That was pretty, that was right on.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Yeah, you just, that's what you sound like is Clayface in Lego Batman he was Clayface oh you're Poison Ivy yeah
Starting point is 00:29:10 oh I like that bit with Poison Ivy where what do you keep saying I forget it keeps going you know what I mean it keeps repeating it keeps saying the same thing
Starting point is 00:29:17 I literally don't remember yeah it was great listen I don't remember any Kevin Bacon movies I don't know what I said yeah I'm not you know what?
Starting point is 00:29:25 You're not here to answer questions. You're right. Yeah. So, yeah, you just buzz in with your own name and you think you know it, but you get negative one point if you get it wrong. So, you know, don't dive in too quickly. And then there's bonus points for naming the additional,
Starting point is 00:29:42 the person who gets it right, you get to try and name the additional movies that you didn't get to in the top four for bonus points. Here's the first round. Who's best known for begins with a movie called
Starting point is 00:29:57 Nebraska. The next title is MacGruber. Rich M. Forte. Oh, sorry. Oh, I said him. Sorry. So, unfortunately, I think Rich got in first.
Starting point is 00:30:16 So he might have heard what you said. I didn't hear what you said, but I do believe it was Will Forte. Is that correct? That is correct. Will Forte. One of the nicest men in show business. And he's got two more titles in his best known four.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Last Man on Earth? And, you know, the other thing. Wow. Saturday Night Live? There you go. That's a guess. Oh, that's a big one. They went with Last Man on Earth and The Lego Movie. Oh, that's a big one. They went with Last Man on Earth and the Lego
Starting point is 00:30:45 movie. Yeah. But that puts Rich out in the lead on this thing. You've got two points, Rich. Good job. Thanks, Doug. To recap, Ricky and Sam do not have points. Zero points. Zero points.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Zero. This time I will say my own name. This is time to, yeah. Well, for a day. Rigging. I got this. Who's top four? Begins with Tron Legacy. I know, I wouldn't buzz in either.
Starting point is 00:31:23 The second title, The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. I don't know why that would be any best title. No, why is that any... No one put that up there. You can change them. I know. This person should get in there. Change it.
Starting point is 00:31:40 The third title is The Lazarus... What? The Lazarus What? The Lazarus Effect Whose is this? The Lazarus Effect I've not seen that one Oh that's the Philly one And then finally
Starting point is 00:31:59 we're going to get shut out on this one it's not the best representation of this person The fourth one is The Words We're going to get shut out on this one. It's not the best representation of this person. The fourth one is The Words. Will you say them again? Yeah, sure. Tron.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Tron Legacy. Okay. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. The Lazarus Effect. And The Words. I'm just going to go ahead and tell you. I feel like I can think of one person in the words. All of those movies featured an actress by the name of Olivia Wilde.
Starting point is 00:32:33 All right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that is not her best representation. All right, so we got Will Forte and Olivia Wilde. I should have mentioned at the beginning, but I'll remind you now that a theme will emerge. And this is the third round. I should have mentioned in the beginning, but I'll remind you now that a theme will emerge. And this is the third round. Rich still has two.
Starting point is 00:32:50 And thank you for being here, Sam and Ricky. Yep. Appreciate your participation. The first title is a film called Colossal. Oh. Colossal. I remember people talking about that one.
Starting point is 00:33:07 It's not the sequel to Big. Would that it were. He turns into a giant adult. You're not going to believe this. Okay, so Colossal and then We're the Millers. Sam. It's like you have Tourette's. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:33:32 Something possessed me. Sam. You got it. I think that's Jason Sudeikis. It's Jason Sudeikis. Mrs. Olivia Wilde. Or Mr. Olivia Wilde. Sam, two more
Starting point is 00:33:45 Sudeikis. You could take this whole thing if you get both of them. I know. I think I can get one of them. You can win this. You'll tie it up maybe. Horrible Bosses is for sure one of them. I can't say for sure. You can't. I can't say for sure.
Starting point is 00:34:01 And the other I'm going to go with the Angry Birds movie. Oh oh this is exciting because the third title is the Angry Birds movie that puts Sam on the board with one more point or one point I should say
Starting point is 00:34:18 I think I have two points oh yeah that's right you have two two total so far. But then the fourth title. Sorry to say this. It's Horrible Bosses 2, isn't it? That's what it is.
Starting point is 00:34:30 It's Horrible Bosses 2. Horrible Bosses 2. Oh, that's a lot. I should have known better. Really got boned by that one. But that means that Sam and Rich are in a tie with two points apiece. All right. Just give it to Rich. I'm tie with two points apiece. All right. Just give it to Rich.
Starting point is 00:34:46 I'm fine. We're going to settle this one. Oh, that felt so good. You have very strong arms. Sit this one out, Ricky. This one's just for the patriarchy. All right. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Do I really have to? Yeah, you got to sit this one out. Because it's a tie between them, but you'll be back in the next game. It's no big deal. Sounds good. Yeah. But Sam and Rich, you both open mics.
Starting point is 00:35:14 You don't have to say your name. You just have to say the person I'm referring to. Okay. Their top four is just one credit. It's the weirdest thing. Every once in a while, there'll be less than four. And in this case,
Starting point is 00:35:29 it's just one title. Oh, boy. So far, we have Will Forte, Olivia Wilde, Jason Zudakis, and this person's one credit. And it's not their only credit. There's the other thing
Starting point is 00:35:40 that's weird about it. Known for. Known for. Yeah. Neighbors 2, Sorority Rising. it there's the other thing that's weird about it known for this is known for yeah neighbors to sorority rising this is so awful because i know who it is but i cannot think of this person's name oh no because it is not the the last name that we would think it is. Oh, interesting.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll give you guys a clue. It's cool that you guys all have this. I'll give you guys a clue. It's fun. Here's a clue.
Starting point is 00:36:19 That's fun. It's fun. I'm having fun. Here's a clue. What kind of cap would this person wear? Oh, yeah, I know. I was just thinking about that exact thing a minute ago. But you said it before I could.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Yeah, the last name of this person is not Hill. Right. We've established that. That's correct. It's not. That's, of all the names out there, Rich, it's not Hill. Oh, We've established that. That's correct. It's not. That's of all the names out there, Rich. Can you give her a person?
Starting point is 00:36:46 It's not Hill. Oh, oh. You got this. Beanie. Oh, yeah. Beanie Feldstein. That's it. Beanie Feldstein.
Starting point is 00:36:55 You guys did it together. That was really, really impressive. Super, super cute gameplay there. And of course Those four people Olivia Wilde is the director
Starting point is 00:37:10 The other people are all cast members of Booksmart In theaters this Friday Hashtag not an ad So Sam took that one down But that only means he gets to go first In this next game And since we've got three OG guests Sam took that one down, but that only means he gets to go first in this next game.
Starting point is 00:37:26 And since we've got three OG guests, if I'm using that term properly, let's play the Leonard Maltin game. I knew I brought those Leonard Maltin pins for a reason. People miss it. You know, I can't play
Starting point is 00:37:42 it all the time because it takes too long to explain it to the guests but you guys... Thank you for not playing the one where you name an actor and we have to name their movies. Last Man Stanton?
Starting point is 00:37:51 Yeah. Well, we'll see if we have time for that. Oh. I mean, cool. We'll try to squeeze that one in. Time permitting.
Starting point is 00:38:00 But in the meantime, this one might be the one to decide it. I'm going to give Sam three categories to choose from. I'm not going to tell in the meantime, this one might be the one to decide it. I'm going to give Sam three categories to choose from. I'm not going to tell him what the category names mean, and then he's going to pick which one he wants to play,
Starting point is 00:38:12 and then I will give him all the clues and tell him how many people are in the movie, and then he's going to bid how many names he needs, and then we'll go to Rich and then to Ricky. You guys know this. Sounds great. It goes this way? It'll go back and and then to Ricky. You guys know this. Sounds great. Yeah. It goes this way?
Starting point is 00:38:26 It'll go back and forth. It'll roll around. All right. It'll get down in the dirt and get messy. Sam, would you like a category called the 19th hole? Or would you like to do four-letter word? Or there's no such thing as a country. I probably pronounced that wrong.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I should just say country. I shouldn't. Why would I? I will take the 19th hole. 19th hole is movies about golf or human centipedes. Got it.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Exactly what I thought. This motion picture is from 1980, Sam. Leonard gives it two stars. He says this movie has animal house type hijinks and is followed by a sequel. And then he lists ten names. And don't forget, of course, for the experts,
Starting point is 00:39:43 we can get into negative names. We have to name the people from the top down. Sam loves to impress with those kind of bids. But what are you going to do today, Sam? I'll go negative one. All right, so he's already saying he can name the top-billed person and the name of the movie, Rich. Can you go deeper? I'm trying to think of who would be top-billed.
Starting point is 00:40:11 Right? It's an interesting predicament. Yeah, I'm really rolling the dice one way or the other, aren't I? Just based on the timing of that movie, I feel like... I'm going to pass on that. Alright, here are your options. You either have to make Sam name it
Starting point is 00:40:33 or you're going to add you're going to say negative two or more. But I can also, and then I can pass. No. The pass is only an option in games that come in a green tube. Green can. You can pass if you don't want to The pass is only an option in games that come in a green tube. Can't. Green can't.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Right. Okay. You can pass if you don't want to answer these questions. I will. If you're too squirmy. You know what? Okay, fine. So I'll say negative two.
Starting point is 00:40:57 Okay. He's going for it. Poor Sam. Poor beleaguered Sam Levine. Never gets a chance. else could i do you could force me to name it and hope that i'm wrong but i think you're going to be right yeah i probably will that's why i made the perfect bid but i'll be i'll be out and then you'll you won't be out you won't be out and i won't get to go again i'll maybe get a point and then we'll go on to the next round
Starting point is 00:41:27 and then it will start with Ricky and go to you. Do I get to say my thing yet? Not yet. Oh, okay. Just pass. How about now? Name that movie. Oh, there you go.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Okay, so Rich has to name the film and then top build person, second build person. If he gets all three of those things correct, he wins the point here. If he doesn't, Ricky's on the board. Okay, Caddyshack. What? Don't
Starting point is 00:41:51 have to do it. It was 10 cups. We were really confident on that one. It seemed like everybody was on board. There was one full second there where the bottle dropped out. Okay, so we got Caddyshack,
Starting point is 00:42:08 but who's number one, who's number two? According to Leonard Maltin, I don't even know if this is accurate in terms of actual billing in the film. I'll say... I don't know that this is right. I'm going to say Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Ooh, bold. What's the matter, Sam? No, nothing. It seems like something's the matter. Sam, what would you have said? I would have gone with Mr. Bill Murray. He's not number one. As numero uno, and he would be number
Starting point is 00:42:39 two-o. Oh, I wouldn't go number two. That's why you only bid one, because you couldn't possibly go number 2. I had way too many bananas for that. Well, I'm sad to report for everybody involved that Leonard thinks number
Starting point is 00:42:56 1 goes to Chevy Chase. Wow! See, you would have had yourself a point. He was probably the biggest movie star at the time. You know, the others weren't proven as movie stars, really. Yeah, I guess. Ted Knight was from TV. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Bill Murray was from SNL. Right, and Dangerfield hadn't really... That was his first intro to film. Yeah, he was just a stand-up comic. Anyway, so third did go to Ted Knight. It goes Chevy Chase Rodney, Ted Knight, and then Michael O'Keefe flips in there. I was wondering where O'Keefe would be.
Starting point is 00:43:26 But I didn't think it would be number one. And then Bill Murray. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice. Alright, so that means that Ricky got the point. She sure did.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Congratulations, Ricky. Ricky got the point. Yeah, I know. So are we tied, or am I the only one with the point? No, I couldn't have won the point. I'm sure Ricky got the point. She sure did. Congratulations, Ricky. Ricky got the point. Yeah, I know. So are we tied or am I the only one No, I couldn't have won the point. I'm sure Ricky got the point. Ricky's the only one
Starting point is 00:43:50 with the point. I would have been wrong. All right. And that means... I am sad. I have been in this exact same seat with Sam 27 times, I feel like.
Starting point is 00:44:01 And every time it ends with this. Oh, great. No, no. that is not... No, who came... It's because I'll never be all right with this being a three-person game. It just doesn't work that way.
Starting point is 00:44:12 What's wrong with the three-person... How many people do you want? You know, like, imagine if you're playing chess and a third person could come in and just knock shit over. That's me. Yeah, it's fun. I'm that guy.
Starting point is 00:44:27 No, I'm fine. I gave you a beanie. You did give me a beanie. You did get a good beanie. Okay, so Ricky's got one. We're playing to two, and Sam gets to start us off in this next round again, but then the order changes.
Starting point is 00:44:45 It's going to go to you, Ricky. All right, all right. I'm ready. And then to Rich. So, you know, anything could happen. Okay. Anything could happen until Sam wins this thing. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Hey, you don't know that. You don't know that. I don't know that. I've won this thing by default before. I've never won this through sheer skill, but I've won it by game playing skill. Right? Yeah, sure. I've beat Sam by game playing skill. Right? Yeah, sure. I've beat Sam before. He was there. Oh, for sure.
Starting point is 00:45:09 Okay, Sam. Let's do it. Which one of these do you want, Sam? Do you want the Emma Dilemma? Great Scott? Or are you Death? Was that Death? D-E-A-F? No, Death. Got? Or are you death?
Starting point is 00:45:27 Was that death, D-E-A-F? No, death. Jesus, Sam, are you death? I literally don't. Did you leave your sickle and hood at the door? Is it death or death? Are you death? I think it's T-H. Fucking listen, Are you deaf?
Starting point is 00:45:53 I'll go with that one. Whatever it is. You want the deaf one? Yeah. Okay, you got it. Ricky, are you looking over his shoulder? Oh, the answers are... No, I swear to God. No, I swear I can't see it. No, I swear
Starting point is 00:46:14 I can't see it. Are those the answers I'm staring at? No, can you see it? You can't see anything. No, I can barely read it. It's very small. Small print. Alright, Are You Death?
Starting point is 00:46:28 This is movies with death in the title. Two stars for this movie from 2002, according to our pal Leonard. He calls it heavy-handed and a major disappointment, and he lists ten names.
Starting point is 00:46:47 How many do you need, Sam, to name that to name that maybe think about it for a second here think it over well you do that All right, well, nothing's coming to me right away. So would you say ten names? I'll do nine. Wait, wait, wait. Slow, slow, slow. All right, slower. Slow it down, slow it down, slow it down. Okay, got to build the suspense.
Starting point is 00:47:20 Got to give you a chance to read it off the paper. All right. How many did you say, Sam? Nine. He goes nine. That's a lot of names. That's a safe... Sam makes smart bids. So how many do you think you can do, Ricky? I can do it in eight. She says eight, Rich.
Starting point is 00:47:40 While Sam sits over there squirming. I'll go with seven. Oh, interesting. Interesting development. Sam, he gets seven names unless you want to go lower. Ah, to hell with it. Go ahead, Rich, name the movie.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Rich, you know what, Sam? Rich with seven names. I almost said name that movie to Sam with nine. This is going to be a bummer. I feel pretty good. I'm going to say, Rich, that I have confidence in you. I appreciate that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:12 I think you're going to do this. I can't think of a single movie with the word death in it. Well, let me give you the clues again. It's from 2002. Two stars from Mr. Malt. He calls it heavy-handed. It's from 2002. Yep. Two stars from Mr. Malton. He calls it heavy-handed and a major disappointment. And the seven people that he lists.
Starting point is 00:48:36 And when you get excited in the audience because you figure it out, don't blurt it out. If you have to blurt something out, make it Will Forte. Because he is not the answer. He is not the title of a movie. The names are Vincent Schiavelli, Danny Woodburn, Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:48:57 Pam Ferris, Michael Rispoli, Harvey Fierstein, Stein? Fierstein. John Stewart. What? And Danny DeVito. Death to Smoochie. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:49:19 I'm so proud of you, Rich. Thanks, Sam. I'm so proud of you. John Stewart, that's what did it, because that guy didn't do a ton of those movies. No, he made a few. He was in that Adam Sandler one, Big Daddy. He was in that one with Angelina Jolie, Hearts of Something.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Palm? Hearts of Palm? Yes. Playing by Heart. Playing by Heart. Original title, Dancing About Architecture. All right, Sam, you have to leave. I've had enough of this shit. It's a good thing they changed it, I say.
Starting point is 00:49:54 All right. Uh-oh, the chanting begins. Oh, no. So Rich has, this is an underdog story for Sam, finally, because Rich and Ricky each have a point, and Sam needs to make something happen this next round. Try, man. Yeah, you can do this, I think.
Starting point is 00:50:11 So who challenged who there? I challenged Rich. I challenged him. So it's going to start with Ricky and then go to you, Sam. Here we go, Ricky. Would you like to play the category The Penis Game? Or You're Not the Boss of Me? Or Drunk Their Story?
Starting point is 00:50:40 Drunk Their Story? Yeah, instead of history, it's their story. Oh. Yikes. Drunk Their Story. I'm going to do, it's their story. Oh. Yikes. Drunk Their Story. I'm going to do You're Not the Boss of Me. Okay, this is fun. You're Not the Boss of Me is movies with a baby in them.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Because you are not the boss baby of me. Leonard gives this movie two and a half stars. He calls it superficial and he also calls it an Oscar winner does it have a year? wait does it have the word baby in the title
Starting point is 00:51:13 or a baby in the movie? oh great question yes it's a movie that has a baby in it not in the title not necessarily not necessarily in the title. Not necessarily in the title. Not necessarily in the title.
Starting point is 00:51:26 It's not in the title. I'll just straight up tell you that. Okay. And, yeah, so 1987, Sam. So, won an Oscar. Two and a half stars, won an Oscar, superficial. And he lists ten names. How many do you think you can do that in, Ricky?
Starting point is 00:51:46 Nine. Just going nine names. How many think you can do that in, Ricky? Nine. Just call nine names. Yeah. Samuel. Did you say it won an Oscar? I did. That's weird. They can win for song.
Starting point is 00:51:59 It's true. Right? Makeup. What? Oh, and you said it doesn't. You gave an extra clue and said it did not have baby in the title. That's correct. Ah.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Very important. Yeah, it's not baby's day out. You said 87? Mm-hmm. Ay-yi-yi. What do you think, Sam? Ricky says she can do it in nine names. I'll do it in eight names.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Okay, Rich. Where are you at with this? Well, Doug, I want to say seven. But Sam's going to get mad at me. No, no, I can't do anything to you at this point. This is between you and Ricky now. If you say seven or name that movie, then it is between you and me, actually. So it's up to you.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Whatever you want to do, Rich, is fine. What the fuck are you going on about? I'm just... I'm just so mad at myself that I couldn't remember stupid death for Smoochie. All the other death movies I was thinking of, I was like,
Starting point is 00:53:09 oh, Death Race, Death Becomes Her. Death to Smoochie. I Love You to Death. None of those were 2002. Do you think that Leonard would have liked it more if it was called
Starting point is 00:53:18 Death for Smoochie? Yeah. Look, I already told you I'm very tired. I'm going to say seven, Doug. I'm going to say seven, Doug. I'm going to say seven names. He's going seven. Wait, I'm trying to think.
Starting point is 00:53:30 I think I know the movie. I'm trying to think if I can remember the name of it, though, because my brain is dead, as you know. It's, uh... I'm trying to decide whether to challenge because I feel like I know it, but I don't remember the name. How many did you say, Rich? Seven.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Ricky, let me just put it this way. Yeah. If you say a number, I'll challenge you, and then if you name it, you win the game. If you don't, I get one point, and then it's a three-way tie, just for what it's worth. That's not worth anything to me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Just putting that out there for entertainment purposes. Okay. If it is the movie I'm thinking of, I don't think seven names will help, so I'm going to say name that movie. She's going to ignore Sam's advice. No, it's not advice. I was merely pointing out facts. She's going to ignore Sam's demands.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Not a demand at all. I was just trying to create the most entertaining podcast possible. Not a demand at all. I was just trying to create the most entertaining podcast possible. I cannot. Thank you, because I need that. I can't imagine a scenario where I get this right.
Starting point is 00:54:37 Seven names? Yeah. Let me take a look. I think you can do it. Yeah. I'm confident. I appreciate that, but let's see what happens. I'm very confident in you can do it. Yeah. I appreciate that. Let's see what happens. I'm very confident in you.
Starting point is 00:54:47 All right. There's a baby in it, but that baby is not mentioned in the title. 1987. Two and a half stars. Superficial. It's by name. Oscar winner. Not the word baby.
Starting point is 00:54:59 And the word baby is not in the title, but the movie has a baby in it. Okay. Seven names. Wayne Knight. Charles. I know it. Damn, I was right. Charles Honey Coles.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Lonnie Price. Kelly Bishop. Jane Brucker Jack Weston Cynthia Rhodes You're still going to win anyway, Ricky. It's fine. No, he might get it.
Starting point is 00:55:36 I went to see the movie Shazam about a month ago. And Wayne Knight and I presume his love of his life and maybe their grandchild or i don't know wow sat in the row behind us and uh they left midway through because it was too intense for the kid wait was it i know the scene it could have been midway through it was probably 20 minutes in the scene in the office right that was the first time they left then they came back
Starting point is 00:56:02 okay and then they left nope they got out yeah uh And then they were like, nope! It got out. Wayne stuck it out longer than the woman and the kid. He, I think, was like, they'll be back. And they didn't come back. He was probably excited that the movie might have dinosaur eggs in a shaving cream can. He loves an homage, Wayne Knight. Nedry. Look who's talking.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Dirty Dancing. Yeah, Ricky's right. It's Dirty Dancing. Oh, right. Yes, that means Ricky wins. You did us dirty there, Doug. Yeah, that time I actually knew it. That never happens.
Starting point is 00:56:43 That never happens. They call her baby. Wayne Knight was the announcer guy. Of course, Jerry Orbach was there as the singing candle. The singing candle that says, where were you last night at around 10 o'clock?
Starting point is 00:57:00 I think he was Dr. Hausman. He was Dr. Hausman. Patrick Swizzy, of course. Johnny Castle. As the lifter. I think he was Dr. Houseman. He was Dr. Houseman. Patrick Swizzy, of course. Of course. The great Patrick Swizzy. Johnny Castle. As the lifter. And Jennifer Grey as the liftee. Frances Baby Houseman.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Did you know she weighed more in that movie because she had her regular nose? Regular nose. I mean, she's one of those classic ones where, you know, she's still a pretty woman, but I was sad that she did that. We should all keep harping on that because she hasn't heard that yet.
Starting point is 00:57:32 She is like, holy shit, hot take. By the way, Ricky, I think you were doubly right. It probably did win an Oscar for best song. Yeah, that's what it did. It won best song. Yeah, and it wasn't, was it that song though?
Starting point is 00:57:48 I don't think it was. I think it was some other song. Was it She's Like the Wind? Because I've had the time in my life existed before the movie, right?
Starting point is 00:57:54 It wasn't written before it. She's Like the Wind was written by Patrick Swayze. It was an original song. Oh. I bet it was that. Oh, you know what? I just realized
Starting point is 00:58:00 it actually won for best prosthetics because of Jennifer Grey's nose. They had to make her look human. Yeah, guys, that's a joke we made one minute ago and now you've turned on me? It's different now. Times are different.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Too soon. Too soon. Oh, it is I've Had the Time of My Life. But also I love the title, that title, because I've Had is in parentheses. I've Had the Time of My Life., because I've had is in parentheses. I've had the time of my life. So the I've had is optional. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:29 They just had to throw that in there because people are usually like, why didn't you call it that? That's the sentence, not just the time of my life. It sounds like an argument between like a duo, and they settled with the parentheses. Right? Someone's like, it's just time of my life. Someone's like, it's half the time of my life.
Starting point is 00:58:48 And then they found a compromise with parentheses. That was a category on Jeopardy a few weeks ago. Where it was. Alex, it was songs with parentheses. And Alex would only say the parentheses portion. And then the people had to give the rest of the time. Oh, so he's like, Alex is like, but I won't do that. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Basically, yes. What is I won't do that. Yes. Basically, yes. What is I've had? Yeah. It was probably all meatloaf songs, right? What are all meatloaf songs, Alex? Yeah. Meatloaf again. So where's the person you were playing for Ricky Where's Ian
Starting point is 00:59:28 Come on down and get your bag Ian Congratulations Do you want your poster Good work yeah get that nice poster back Put it back in the frame Keep that alive I'm sorry Casey I think I stink at the Leonard Baldwin game now. I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:59:47 I'm rusty. You're out of practice. And also, like you said, it's a game of you just don't know which way. It doesn't go your way sometimes. No, it's all right. Especially when you go up against two skilled players. Sure. Who also make perfect bids.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Every time. Okay. It happened to be a wrong perfect bid, but theoretically. I'll bring you back with these two if you want a rematch. Oh yeah, let's do that. We have nothing going on. Can we do it tomorrow?
Starting point is 01:00:22 I'm free. Let's do it right away. But do you want to have bragging rights and play one more quick game? And if you win that, it doesn't really mean anything, but you can say that you won. All right, let's play Last Man Stanton. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Is this my punishment? Yes. This is since you won. Now I'm going to embarrass you. I feel like no, because I was nose shaming you. With the game that you stink at. Nose shaming. This is a game where, like you said, we take turns naming movies that a person was in.
Starting point is 01:00:57 And I like to play along, so we'll get a suggestion from someone in the audience, pre-selected person off of Twitter. Where's Duchess of Rogue? That's me. That's you? Yes. Hey, how you doing? Good. What's your actual name?
Starting point is 01:01:13 Colleen. Colleen. All right. Thank you for submitting, Colleen. And what name would you like us to play? Rip Torn. Rip Torn. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:01:24 It's a good thing we don't have much time cause that one just blew out my asshole which was his original name did you see that thing about rip torn got arrested for breaking into
Starting point is 01:01:43 a bank but the bank no this is really you can look it up but the he's like no i thought it was my house and then you look at a picture of the bank looks exactly like his house and they let him go he was like i was drunk this is all true i was drunk all right so oh man this is this is exciting, isn't it, Sam? This is so exciting. I cannot wait to name all the Rip Torn movies I know. You really wanted to put a button on this one. That's like the person who in charades does, like, a Greek myth or something.
Starting point is 01:02:20 They're like, Phenophagus. You're like, I don't know. Everyone's like, no, we're rooting this game. Go. Was that any relation to Snuffleupagus? All right. So who do we, we'll start with you, Ricky. You go first and then we'll go to Rich and then to Sam.
Starting point is 01:02:41 And we'll see if there's even that many movies. Okay. I mean. I'll go first. Yeah. What do you got? Nothing. You're already out on that many movies. Okay. I mean, I'll go first. Yeah. What do you got? Nothing. You're already out on Rip Torn? Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:49 I was out on Kevin Bacon, so. Yeah, that's true. Rich? Men in Black? Mm-hmm. Yeah, Men in Black 2. Sam? Those would come up fast.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Well, we burned them off. Men in Black 3. Those would come up fast. Well, we burned them off. Men in Black 3, I'll say. I don't believe he's in that. Why wouldn't he be? He's alive. Have you seen it? I have seen it. He's got to show up for a second.
Starting point is 01:03:19 I don't remember him in it. That's all right. Does anyone know if he... Mrs. Rip Torn Fan, is he in that movie? Even if it's just for a second, just to come in and go... I mean, I'll change my answer if you insist.
Starting point is 01:03:35 No, I don't insist. I'll allow it. I'm not certain, so I won't insist. Sam is allowing it. Ricky? Oh, I'm still out. Even more out than you were the last time. Double out. Anything else, Rich? I neither remember the title,
Starting point is 01:03:54 nor whether he's actually in this movie. In fact, I think it's Rick Taylor that's in it. Is it called Amazon Women on the Moon confetti? Amazon Women on the Moon Is that what it's called? Amazon Women Oh he might be in that He might be right Sam do you think
Starting point is 01:04:10 he's in that? No Have you seen that movie? Sam doesn't think he's in it A million years ago but I don't remember it's been a while
Starting point is 01:04:16 It's worth being in it Okay Well he had to have been in something We know who he is Yeah Sure He's in something We've heard of him We know who he is. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 01:04:27 He said something. We've heard of him. We know who he is. He's in the Larry Sanders movie. So Sam, what do you got? So we're allowing Amazon Women in the Moon? No, he's out. Oh, alright. I didn't know if we were still going off. He said Freddie got fingered. Oh, yes. That's what they were waiting for.
Starting point is 01:04:43 Daddy, would you like some sausage? Mm-hmm. I watched a whole season, a whole season, a whole three weeks of Celebrity Big Brother with Tom Green and every morning
Starting point is 01:04:54 that son of a bitch made breakfast and not one time! Not once! You'd think he'd think of it. You sound like Kevin Pollak when you're angry. He is in a lot of movies, but... What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:05:15 How dare you? He's out! He's put it away! We're not going to get any of these. All right, we're still going. Yeah. What did you say, Sam? I said Freddy got favorite
Starting point is 01:05:25 That's the correct answer Hey guys he was not in Amazon Women What's that? What about Men in Black 3? Oh sorry go ahead guys I'm gonna say Dodgeball A true underdog tale
Starting point is 01:05:43 That's nice I just remembered that he is dead In Men in Black 3 No no no I'll think of another one He already allowed it It just occurred to me Because they didn't want to work with him again
Starting point is 01:05:57 Because he robbed that bank I've never met the man But I know a lot of people who have met him and worked with him and he has a reputation I'm sure he is a nightmare in dodgeball
Starting point is 01:06:11 training the people who play dodgeball he threw wrenches at them that's right that's based on fact yeah can you imagine throwing a wrench
Starting point is 01:06:21 at somebody's head no a dodgeball hurts bad enough. Do you have any more, Sam? I got two more. You got two more? Oh, I can't. I'd come up with one maybe, so then you'd finish it.
Starting point is 01:06:36 And then Rich can confirm that I'm correct. Yeah, I'm here to confirm. Okay. What do you got? What do you got? No, it would take too long to think of it, but I know... Come on, kid! Is it some war movie where he plays
Starting point is 01:06:46 like a general or something? Forrest Gump. That makes sense. What is it? It's not Forrest Gump. That's her guess when she hears war movie. That's the most war movie Ricky can think of. Forrest Gump.
Starting point is 01:07:01 There's a war, Mitch. You're confusing that with that other Tom Hanks movie, Philadelphia. Oh, bitch. You're confusing that with that other Tom Hanks movie, Philadelphia. Oh, yeah. Oh! Executive decision? No, he's not. No, I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:07:14 I don't think so. He was in, back in the day, I mean, he was in a lot of stuff when he was younger. Yeah, yeah. One of them I thought of was The Cincinnati Kid. Oh, shit, you're right. And then he's amazing, and so is the whole movie in Albert Brooks' Defending Your Life. Yes. But that, you're right. Lady Finkers. And then he's amazing and so is the whole movie in Albert Brooks' Defending Your Life. But that's all I got. I'm embarrassed. I should have come up with that one. That's all I
Starting point is 01:07:32 got. What do you got, Rich? Going down the list, Hercules, Marie Antoinette. These are all title roles. Sweet Bird of Youth, Cross Creek, The Beast Master, Summer Rental, Wonder Boys, The Bee Movie, or just Bee Movie, I'm sorry, Canadian Bacon, and many others.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Yes, I mean, just working constantly. We knew he was in something. Coming in and growling at everybody. Yeah, he was always good at playing those cranky characters. And I can't believe this is how I found out he's dead. In Men in Black. Oh, okay. At least I think, I can't believe this is how I found out he's dead in Men in Black okay triple check yeah you said he was dead when they did men in black real guy I thought he was still alive which he is what do you got to plug sam uh you can catch me on dc daily which is on the dc universe platform uh check your uh it's on your apple tvs and dc universe.com and look you can sign up and get a free week subscription and if you like it then pay for it and if you don't what it cost you nothing
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Starting point is 01:08:53 seven bucks a month or 75 for the year. It's pretty reasonable. Would you do anything you might not like just because it's free? Well, I'm saying I would try it.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Oh, so you'd try anything if it's free? 100%. I think you know me well enough by now, Doug. Well, I've got a sandwich you should check out. Okay. I won't charge you nothing for it. Is it free? Rich Sommer, what's going on?
Starting point is 01:09:20 Glow season three. That's a thing a lot of people I know are on and that'll be out at some point. You can watch there's a TV show that I work on called In the Dark. It's on the CW network. This Thursday will be episode seven
Starting point is 01:09:38 of our 13 episode season. All the kids love it. I don't bring a lot to their demographic. A lot of head shaking like, that old guy. A lot of that. But anyway, you can stream that on the CW app or go to iTunes if you want to catch up a little bit. Right on.
Starting point is 01:09:56 Thank you. Ricky Lindholm. You can catch me nowhere right now, but I'm on a new cartoon for fox called duncanville oh yeah with amy poehler that's oh yeah and then i'm again ty burrell and wiz khalifa who is very funny um and i'm in a movie coming out this fall called knives out oh i've read about that is it uh is it like a horror movie? It's like a psychological thriller, I would say. It's a Rian Johnson movie.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Like a nose job thing? Yeah. All right. All right. Yeah. I see what's going on. Daniel Craig's in it. Jamie Lee Curtis.
Starting point is 01:10:41 Oh, my. Do you have scenes with these people? Yes, I do. Nice. Chris Evans. Do you tell them do you have scenes with these people? Yes, I do. Nice. Chris Evans. Do you tell them that you're in a laundry room? I don't even remember. You don't bring it full circle?
Starting point is 01:10:53 No, I do not. Did you ever enjoy activity at craft service with Jamie Lee? You know, no. She doesn't have a lot of that standing by? No, she didn't. One day she did bring her own yogurt and I wondered what kind it was. But I did not ask. How did you know she
Starting point is 01:11:12 just walked in and go, I brought my own yogurt, everybody. She had a little Tupperware container with yogurt and fruit and granola and I was like, oh, I hope it's Activia. It's probably just whatever they have. I'll bet you it was like super expensive rich lady yogurt. Probably. Siggy's. That is Activia.
Starting point is 01:11:28 Is it? Is it? Did you know lady yogurt was Rich's original last name? That's correct. Rich lady yogurt. Rich lady yogurt. Gross. Lady yogurt would be a good like DJ name. DJ
Starting point is 01:11:43 Lady Yogurt. Lady yogurt yogurt it's just so gross like i don't want to know about your lady yogurt douglas movies is back at laugh boston on sunday june 1st at 4 20 and i got lots of other dates you can look up online. And we'll be back here at UCB Theater on Franklin on May 28th, two weeks from tonight. Yeah. One more time for all of my guests, Sam Levine, Rich Sommer, and Ricky Lindholm. And as always, positive energy!
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