Doug Loves Movies - Rob Benedict, Paget Brewster, Adam Cayton-Holland guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming maybe sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth
there's still not one that he won't see cause Doug loves movies
hey hey hey everybody my name is Doug and I love movies this is Doug loves movies coming
to you on well we're taping it on Sunday, May 28th, 2022.
You'll hear it tomorrow.
And my guests are two dangling champs and one champion in our hearts.
It's Rob Benedict, Padgett Brewster, and Adam Caton-Hawin.
Hello.
Woo-hoo.
Hello.
Hi. Adam Caton-Hawin. Hello. Woo-hoo. Hello. Let's meet everybody
individually and alphabetically.
He's God
on Supernatural, but just Rob
in real life. It's Rob Benedict.
Hi. Hi. It's good to be back.
How's it going, man?
Really good. I think this is my third time.
I think so. I think you've done it
on stage at UCcb and then uh
over the zoom like this yes which was the infinite um it it now fuck show where padgett was supposed
to be there but she she didn't write it down in the diary correctly so she was like she was like
it now texas is all it now fuck and now that's the name of our
text chain yeah that became
our group chat is called it now fuck
I can explain
I think
I think you
got to explain like on the very next episode
or something I think you came on
yeah and
of course you're the next
alphabetically our winner from last week it's criminal mind paget brewster
that's you um how's it been since uh when did you win a couple days ago a couple days ago yeah
well does it feel good to be a champ all this time it feels great i don't want to lose today i want to keep i want to keep winning
um i made a nice chicken pot pie um i think i finally nailed macaroni and cheese from scratch
never will be as good as craft but uh it's hard to make isn't that wild how craft is so good but it just
seems so so simple so good but macaroni and cheese is it's tough you gotta i've been i've spent uh
over a decade trying to make macaroni and cheese now and i think i i think i got it i think i
think i rounded the horn well today not only do you have to deal with Rob Benedict, who's, you know, who's no chopped liver, but also another dangling champ from the Mother's Day show we did in Denver, Colorado.
It's Adam Caton Holland.
Hey, everybody.
Hey, everybody.
I should stress to Rob and to Paget,
because we all watch The Bachelor and appear on Arden Mirren's podcast,
Will You Accept This Rose,
that his last name is Caten Holland.
It's not Clayton.
Ah, okay.
Okay.
He's not that thick-need idiot that we all hated.
Okay.
I think.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, isn't it?
Aren't we supposed to pronounce it Arden Marine?
Yeah.
The brave, the Marines are Mirren.
Marine.
Helen.
Really difficult because it really does look like mirin yeah it looks like it should be
mirin yeah the proper pronunciation is marine but i'd never heard it said that way until i was on
at midnight with chris hardwick and he said it that way then i said arden that's how you say it
she's like yeah everybody's been saying it wrong yeah i did i said it wrong for years yeah so i'll
still fall back on mirin sometimes but it's yeah i
guess it's supposed to be marine yeah so don't nobody tell her that i did that no well it's
norwegian or something i mean at least we're not recording it no that's the best part is that this
is live and there's no way she'll ever access well i appreciate you going on the offense for
adam caton over adam clayton i appreciate it every time, Doug. It's professional. It's courteous.
Yeah. I mean, it's a mistake people probably made before that dumb bachelor came along and then he just made it worse.
Didn't help. The base player of U2 didn't help.
Base player U2 didn't help. Adam Clayton Powell, for whom there's a boulevard named after New York City, he didn't help.
Everyone's against me.
I think you might be the only I mean, Cajun's not really a common last name.
No, it's not. It's not. But, you know, thanks to appearances like this, it's really growing in the zeitgeist.
Well, we will definitely get you on Wide World of Doug sometimes because that's where we talk exclusively about our names and how they
influence us. That's another podcast. This one is about movies, I believe.
Pretty sure that's what we dwell on on this show. And before we play our games today,
I like to go around the Zoom room and ask everybody to recommend one
movie. We'll start with Paget.
What's your recommendation today?
My recommendation today
is James Cameron's
1989 masterpiece
The Abyss.
Wow.
I love it. I love it. I've seen
it many times.
Yeah, it's had some groundbreaking effects in there.
Really impressive.
Lots of good character actors.
Yep.
Todd Graff with a pet rat that I still don't understand the scene where they put it underwater and it can breathe.
But yeah, apparently that's real science.
That's real.
They put it in liquid oxygen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And babies, you can put a baby in liquid oxygen.
They had to fill Ed Harris's suit with liquid oxygen.
He was going down so far.
That's why they did it with the rat first.
I thought you were going to say they had to fill his suit with babies.
Very strange rider very strange rider um also that movie features interestingly enough a dramatic turn from chris elliott yes yeah wow yeah he plays
a guy on a ship that notices something's going on with that abyss.
Wow.
And he's good.
He's good.
Everyone's good in it.
Michael Biehn.
Everyone's really good in that.
I got to go back and check it out.
I saw it back in the day, but I remember it being a gem.
It's intense and then also serene.
And it really, there's a lot that happens in the in its running time and you know now we got
finally got Avatar 2
finally coming out like
10 years later
however long it's been
I don't know it'll be
interesting to see because
I think I feel like James Cameron
has always been so
good with,
you know, the visuals, but the acting and the characters, not as much.
I mean, that's why I like what's so great about the abyss is all the actors are so good. Yeah. Yeah. That they're able to, you know,
get through it. Okay. But he's got some,
he's got some shaky performances in some of his movies
yeah uh because i don't think that's a concern of his right between him and george lucas i think
they're the most least concerned about the actors of anybody they just hire somebody and hope that
hope for the best um all right so that's uh that's a good one paget did you just watch it recently
yeah and i forgot when we did this the other day i forgot that i had just seen the abyss so i was All right. So that's a good one, Padgett. Did you just watch it recently?
Yeah. And I forgot when we did this the other day, I forgot that I had just seen The Abyss.
So I was naming what I had started watching the night before, which was the George Carlin documentary.
Yeah, right. And so where did you remember where you saw The Abyss? Is it available somewhere?
Oh, I didn't look up.
That's all right. I didn't look up where I watched it.
I'm guessing Netflix or Hulu could have been on HBO.
But I held up the little Apple remote control and said, the abyss.
Because I like talking like a robot when I'm asking the remote to find me something.
Do you put the remote up to your mouth when you say it?
Okay, me too. That's what you're supposed to do right i think so yeah i think so too but i'm not sure
if like if i'm just doing that or if like the box tears me i don't know i mean hopefully you
don't have siri on because that means someone's listening to you all the time well yeah but i
like how the thing on uh roku uh when you ask it something it'll start with thinking like okay no you
shouldn't be thinking you should just be a computer that knows the answer or does
i don't even need you to mull it over
what's two plus two thinking thinking thinking oh sorry i can't access that um i would respect yeah yes what um what do
you got to recommend no um gosh i um i really enjoyed uh everything everywhere all at once
yeah that's come up a few times on this show in this, in this particular segment,
because it feels like everybody who comes across it once they do just loves
it. It's, it's just such a, it's so innovative,
but then also uses things we already know. So a lot as well.
It's like really a great combination of both.
Yeah, it really is. It really is.
And such a good job and
just the visuals are amazing and um yeah i'd never i haven't seen any of their work before that the
directors oh you haven't seen the uh daniel radcliffe is the farting corpse right no i haven't
seen swiss army man yeah they did that movie okay that movie? You already know what you're in for
with them, which is just any kind of weirdness
could happen.
But very entertaining.
Okay, so let's go to Adam.
You know, a movie
that I saw recently that just blew my mind
is a movie called Shit House.
What? It's called shit house. What?
It's called shit house.
Come on.
I kid you not.
And it's like,
it's the asterisk.
It's all blurred out,
but it's shit house.
It's a 2020 movie about just a lonely college freshman.
This dude named Cooper Rafe played the guy and he directed it.
And it's just brilliantly done.
It's like a tiny,
small indie film about a sad college freshman.
And I just loved it.
And I've talked to a couple of friends of mine who are film nerds and
they're like, yes, that movie is great.
It's just this obscure film that once you see it, you're like, man,
they just did a lot with a little, and I love movies like that.
So shit house.
Well, excellent movie. I can tell you this right now
from my own personal experience his follow-up film is even better really yeah it's called cha-cha
real smooth and the same guy play he's the writer director and actor in it he plays a um a bar mitzvah dj and uh so that's why it's called that
because of the uh you know the kind of dances they do at those events and um uh dakota johnson
is his co-star along with uh a young actress who is an actual uh autistic actress playing an autistic person and it played at uh
this last uh south by southwest and it's it's just incredible it's very very entertaining
what is that one called again the second one cha-cha real smooth cha-cha
and it's he's super not out yet It's not out for another minute or two.
Yeah, it won't be out for a second.
But I think it'll be a potential awards player in the upcoming year.
Nice.
I'm going to check that out.
Yeah, I just went to my 20-year college reunion,
and it put me in the mood of remembering that stuff.
And this movie really spoke to those feelings.
So I just loved it
cool yeah shithouse is uh you know i'm sure it's on one of this uh one or more of the streamers and
um uh dylan galula who is co-starred in that one she's uh she's been a guest here on douglas movies
oh nice wow very cool um but those are three uh terrific uh if people are looking for something to watch this
memorial day weekend uh especially something that's not uh depressing i think these are all
excellent yeah excellent choices and uh thanks for thanks for that and we will be right back
we are back and it's time to play some games. How's everybody
feeling?
I'm always nervous. Very nervous.
For me, it's cautious
optimism, but yeah, Rob, I'm feeling
that.
I'm not. I'm here to win. I'm a champion.
All right. Well, let's just...
She's so intimidating.
Let's just cut to the chase and let's just call Paget
the winner today. Okay, guys.
No, no, no.
Good seeing everyone.
Oh, I want to earn it.
I want to earn it.
Okay.
I was ready to just plug shit and get out, but all right.
I've lost more times than I've won, though, let's face it.
I was interested to see if any of you during the recommendations might bring up a brand new movie that everyone who watches it seems to be quite enthralled with called
Chip and Dale rescue Rangers.
I'm serious.
People.
I know you're serious.
Really?
It is.
It is an unofficial sequel to,
and just as good,
I think as Roger Rabbit.
You think it's that good?
It is a movie that brings out all these random ass animated characters from the past.
So it hits all these nostalgia buttons.
And then, you know, Andy Stamberg and John Mulaney are the voices of the two chipmunks.
They're not all
sped up, high-voiced
talkers. They're like actors
who played those roles
is how they're depicted in this movie.
It's about
they had a
falling out and it's about them
getting back together.
Oh my gosh. I got a big list
of movies to watch here now. It's on Disney+. You're home, Paget. Oh my gosh. I got a big list of movies to watch here now.
It's on Disney Plus,
your home, Padgett.
That's amazing.
It is just an absolute
delight. Oh, that's fantastic.
I'm excited that none of you have
seen it yet because
it inspired the first game we're going to
play today.
It's a game that I like
to call Chip. Great. Yeah, it's a game that I like to call
Chip or Dale.
Every question
in this game, every round in this game
is a fun fact
that you have to determine
if it refers to Chip
or to Dale or to neither.
Okay.
I'm going to give the first one to Rob
and then he gets to
guess. If he misses it, then it goes
to Padgett, who will be narrowed down
to two options. And if she misses
it, then Adam's going to get the gimme
point. If I was paying
attention. Yeah, you have to pay
attention.
And then it
moves on from there. Whenever somebody gets a point, the next person in line gets to go first in the next round.
All right.
And yeah, I love that you didn't get any clues from having seen this movie.
None.
You're just going to have to base it on your feelings about the history of the
Chip and Dale characters.
Wow.
Okay.
This seems cruel.
Yeah.
I don't know if I can tell you the difference between Chip and Dale.
That is going to hurt you,
but I feel you're all on the same page.
For sure.
That's why it's fun.
All right. Rob fun. Okay. All right.
Rob Benedict.
Yes.
Chip, Dale, or neither has a red nose.
Has a red nose.
Gosh.
And both isn't an option, correct?
No, it's either neither of them have a red nose or it's Chip or it's Dale.
Okay. I'm going to say neither. You're of them have a red nose or it's chip or it's dale okay i'm gonna say
neither you're going neither with the red nose neither with the red nose fortunately it's
incorrect so we move to paget so it's either chip or dale has a red nose which one do you think it is it is dale you're saying this is a factually
or just no strong guess i just i like the name dale is that going to be your answer every time
today maybe that is correct dale has a red nose and Chip has a black nose.
I thought they were twins.
I thought they were both Chipmunks.
Well, they were given the nose difference after their first appearance or, you know,
our first couple of appearances in Disney shorts.
Somebody said, we got to be able to tell these dudes apart.
So that's when they went red and black.
And when you go to like the Disney parks and stuff it's always
I always like to quiz them which one they are
also Dale
drinks
alright well you shouldn't
you don't want to give away information about
the mic play later in this game
but pageants
on the board was one point
and now we go to Adam gets to start us off in this game. But Padgett's on the board with one point.
And now we go to Adam gets to start
us off on this next one.
All right.
All right.
The fact is
the statement is
is the older
brother, is it
Chip or Dale
or neither?
I'm going to say chip is the older brother because that's what my heart is telling me oh damn heart failure that is incorrect let's go to rob
neither would mean they're born in the exact same day.
And that would make them twins or something.
But they have different colored noses.
So that doesn't make sense.
So I'm going to say Dale is the older brother.
You're going with Dale.
That's what I was going to go with.
Do you want to go with Tucker?
Is Tucker on the board?
No.
I just thought of Tucker and Gail.
That is incorrect.
Oh, no!
That means that Padgett just
picks up an easy point.
Aren't they cousins?
It's neither, right?
In the initial shorts, it is never made
clear what their relationship
is to each other.
And then in this new movie, they are definitely not brothers.
So neither one of them is the older brother.
Right.
It's a trick question.
Yeah.
But strangely, they never get into it in in the old cartoons.
Adam, you're up first in this next one.
OK, I'm sort of ready, I guess.
Chip Dale or neither appeared solo in the short called Nut Watch.
watch um i'm going to say chip did because chip hasn't won a point yet and i feel like it's out there for him oh yeah chip needs to get a shot but unfortunately damn it doug that is not the answer. Rob, what do you think?
Oh, man.
Can you repeat the question?
Rob, you were up for Nutwatch for a minute, weren't you? I was.
I definitely read for it.
I read for it.
They told me they went a different way.
Appeared solo in the short called Nutwatch.
All right.
You know, I'm going to say. Oh, man. called nut watch all right uh you know i'm gonna say
oh man do you ever have chip and dale never together like
uh nut watch this is neither this is neither this is not real it's neither
you sure no but that's your answer that's my answer
but that's your answer that's my answer yeah i thought so i thought too yes that is correct i made up nut watch it's not as short that ever existed
and um they also never uh never managed to appear in a solo capacity even though that's part of the
storyline of this movie is that uh they break up because one of them goes off and does a pilot for a show by himself.
And,
and then that doesn't work out.
So they both,
they both end up on the skids.
Okay.
So who got that one?
That was Rob Benedict.
Rob.
Rob is on the board,
but we're back to pageant is just running away with this thing.
Chip Dale or neither. Rob is on the board. Back to Padgett. He's just running away with this thing. Chip, Dale, or
neither has always
been voiced
by men.
I'm going to say neither. No. No, no, no no no no wait wait wait wait well you you just said those two guys voiced it in the movie right so okay i see what you're saying okay so it's not neither it's um
oh always have they always been voiced by men no the answer is neither
have always been voiced by men correct yeah well because in the beginning they were voiced by women
yes and uh and then uh you know uh eventually they were voiced by men with their voices sped
up so that they'd be higher pitched and And then, like I said, in this
movie, they just talk like John Mulaney
and Adam Sandberg,
or Andy Sandberg, and they
you know,
when they're acting on set, then they
do the Tim Cook voices. Oh, really?
That's the idea,
is that they're just actors, so when they play
the characters on screen,
they talk in those high-pitched voices.
So they're like Maria Bamford.
Basically.
Got it.
Yeah.
All the little things that they
do with these characters in this movie,
it's really entertaining.
Okay.
It's another point for Padgett.
She's running away with it but adam here's your chance
to get on the board okay here we go hip dale or neither wears pants sometimes
i've just been wrong in every which way but i haven't been wrong by saying neither yet
so i'm going neither you're going neither and i finally worked for you I've just been wrong in every which way, but I haven't been wrong by saying neither yet.
So I'm going neither.
You're going neither.
And I finally worked for you.
Yes.
They always do not have pants. And they even in this new movie refer to the fact that girl characters need
to put some pants on,
but the boys don't have to,
which makes zero sense when it comes to anatomy
but uh oh well um adam's on the board rob you're up now all right um
at the beginning of this new movie the chippendale rescue rangers movie uh who works as a real estate agent is it chip or dale or neither
i'm just trying to think of the facts we know so far they
they're actually actors who like this is their normal life right but they haven't been working together in a while so it
makes sense that someone's actually a realtor and and and and we haven't said chip yet so i'm gonna
say chip you're going chip the real estate agent you can see his face on a bunch of a bus bench
right i'm sorry oh wow i thought your reasoning was sound it's not chip so pageant is it dale or
neither that works as a real estate agent i guess dale you're going dale it's too specific for you
to make that up maybe now oh nut watch oh
Oh, nut watch.
Oh.
There's a free point for Adam.
Yes, I'll take it.
What's your answer, Adam?
Neither.
Neither is correct.
And you want to know why neither of them are in real estate?
Why?
No.
Because Chip is actually in the insurance game.
He works in the insurance industry.
Brutal.
Doug, that was a cheeky little curveball by you. It really was.
Dale's just hanging around
just hoping for another break
as an actor.
I don't think he has a new gig.
All right.
Rob, it's back to you.
Okay.
This is our final question.
So it's just about your dignity at this point.
Yeah. Yeah.
Lord knows it's barely there.
Padgett's officially our winner, but
which one, Chip or Dale or neither,
is briefly the boyfriend of the girl character
from the rescue ranger series gadget hack wrench
okay it's gotta be chip we haven't had any chip answers in the whole game and that's my only logic here yeah it's
got it makes sense that that would be a plot point so just if nothing else is we haven't had a chip
yet i'm going chip for a full point okay that's wrong oh my god dang it oh dear i wish it didn't
matter to me so much yeah uh pageant do you want to just really run away with this thing
neither neither is correct
i don't know that's another it's another tricky. They both had a crush on her, but it was that she always kept it platonic.
Yeah.
Never.
They never did that.
You know,
there was a triangle that never,
never came together.
And they,
you know,
get back together with her in this new movie that I,
I cannot recommend enough.
Padgett is our winner of our first
game today.
Don't be too down, fellas,
because all it means is
she gets to go first in
our next game that we will
play right after these messages.
We'll be right back.
We are back, and
Padgett has
a chance to remain champion of the show if she wins in our next game.
But Rob and Adam are going to give her a run for her money.
And the game is called Parental Guidance.
Here's how it works if you go on the good old imdb they love to have uh
just uh warnings for parents for you know excessive use of alcohol drugs cigarettes
swearing violence sex and overall intensity and it's just crowdsourced you know like people just go on
there and just add things to it like you know that they think parents should be concerned about
so i will read the parental guidance suggestions for a particular very famous movie and paget will get to hear the first one and then adam will hear the
next one and then we'll add a third one when it's rob's turn and if nobody has gotten it by that
point it goes back to paget with the fourth and final clue which should give it away oh boy okay
so this is an advantage going first kind of in the first round. Yes.
And then each round someone else will get to go first.
So everybody will have a crack at the easiest clue if it makes it all the way
to the fourth clue. And then, but Padgett,
you are in an advantageous position if it goes all the way to,
if we do a tiebreaker
then uh you will again get the first and fourth clues in the tiebreaker home field advantage
yeah well there's no way for me to get it on one because if it's violence language smoking that's
that's so many there's no way for me to know. Sure. Well, it's really specific things that might, you know, when I read it to you might ring a bell.
OK. And then, you know, so just guess there's a game that I love playing every day now on on the Internet called Framed.
Yeah, I love that game where they just show you in order six stills from, you know, six still shots from a movie.
And it's often just close ups and weird shots that don't necessarily give it away.
And they get easier as it goes along.
And I think I've only failed to solve it like once or twice.
I play it every day.
And it's a similar sort of thing here.
We're like, you just never know.
uh it's a similar sort of thing here we're like you just never know sometimes an image might just you know or an idea or something that they suggest is uh something parents should look out for
might just uh strike a chord ring a bell and you might uh so just you know just as educated pageant what movie has the parental guidance on imdb that says
pussy is used once as an insult
uh um
uh spider-man spider-man you pussy no no green goblin didn't say that one that is
that is incorrect that would be great though if he did it's a it's probably what willem defoe
rift on set i'm sure he said it.
Three-year-old's obsessed with Spider-Man. He's like, Dad, I'm Spidey
and I'm just going to respond with that today
and see what the wife thinks.
Just say you pussy.
You pussy.
I hate how Willem Dafoe would have said it.
All right, so...
Spider-Man. Obviously, the first clue
is a tough one, but now Adam got to hear that clue and one more to help him determine his guess.
OK, Adam, Pussy's just wants his insult and lots of men are shown drinking in one scene.
one scene.
Animal House.
That is a terrific guess, but not the answer.
But I would think probably
both of those things apply to that
movie. Let's go
to Rob with the third clue.
And the clue
is the final battle
is extremely intense.
Unlike the lackluster
final battles of most movies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This one is intense.
Yeah, this one. Plus I'm just limp to a finish.
Look out for this one.
You think Helm's Deep was intense?
You'd think Little Bighorn was crazy.
Now this next clue, Padgett, is going to give it away, basically.
So I hope I don't embarrass you.
Adam, what's your guess? Did Rob guess anything? No, I didn't. It was me. away, basically. So I hope I don't embarrass you. Did Rob guess anything?
No, I didn't. It was me.
It's on Rob.
I will say
gosh.
Do it.
Kill Bill, volume two.
I'd say volume one's the one with more of a battle, but that is incorrect.
I like hearing Rob's wheels turning.
I like hearing him do the calculus and get to these answers.
Yeah.
I thought the expression was God only knows, but even God can be tricked by these questions.
Okay, Padgett.
Yeah.
Please, please just tell me the name of the movie.
Here's the fourth parental concern.
Maverick gives the enemy the finger.
Top Gun.
Top Gun is correct.
Oh, that's so, that is, that could have gone so many different ways i
really was afraid i was gonna lose that like you guys would all know what it was and i would be
the dumb dumb but maverick is like the only name i can yeah yeah well that's the idea is it's
supposed to uh supposed to give it away and now Adam gets to go first in this next round.
And if it gets to number four, it should give it away.
Yeah.
It should.
But it's the hot seat.
You can really lucky guesses that you could make.
All right.
Adam.
Yes.
What movie would they say this about?
Warning the people with children.
A scene with prostitutes involved.
Nothing explicit, but it is part of the plot.
Pretty Woman.
That would very clearly have scenes with prostitutes.
Yeah.
Just the two of them.
Just Julia Roberts and Laura San Giacomo.
But that is not
the title I'm looking for.
Rob?
Yeah.
In addition to this
prostitute situation,
the film is overall
quite depressing
the film is overall quite depressing
um leaving las vegas oh that is a movie that is overall quite depressing but not the one i'm looking for here
and also i think that one just got the soul the one prostitute yeah i forget if he gets
involved with any other uh i didn't know she had friends or i don't know i don't know if we see her
sitting around the water cooler with the other prostitutes. Yeah.
Plural.
A scene with prostitutes.
Okay.
But, you know, also
I should remind everybody that this is
just random shit that people write on the
internet. Right. So it's
people's interpretation of these things that
happen. All right.
So here's the third clue goes to
pageant yep and it is this's depressing non-graphic war violence yeah
um
um
the deer hunter
i love that sequence at the beginning that hour-long wedding with all the oh yeah
that's all i uh that's it that's all i can tell you that's a good guess that's a good guess
everybody's playing well today because
sometimes in this game people can't even muster up guesses they just give up
really that's a good guess but wrong but whose children are watching the deer hunt
oh my three-year-old my three-year-old's very into it he loves spider-man and the deer hunter
if it's a movie it movie, it's got parental guidance
suggestions. It's just the way it is.
They do fine things to say.
Okay, please, please bring it
home. I need to know what this movie is.
All right, Adam,
are you ready for the giveaway?
No, I'm nervous. Yeah, let's do it, Doug.
You better get this. I'll be
mad at you if you don't. Oh, no.
Lieutenant Dan loses his legs in Vietnam.
Yes.
I do believe it's a little indie called Forrest Gump.
That is correct.
Yes. Prostitutes.
Yes.
Nonviolent war was really throwing me,
but that's the perfect description of forrest
gump yeah no all that stuff actually applies but boy it's uh it's very misleading when you're
trying to figure it out yeah it's depressing oh i guess well because she dies oh it's like
it's non-stop bad things happen to forest and everybody i would argue that's a misnomer. I mean, it's
definitely nonstop, but I feel like it's an uplifting
film because it was like it was like Oscar
Catnip. They had to have a happy
spin on all that shit. Yeah.
Yeah, it's it's pretty happy when
his girl, the only woman he's ever
loved, dies of AIDS. And
he just sits on a
park bench saying bullshit to strangers.
But he eats candy, Doug.
Plays ping pong.
Grows a beard.
I would have said Apocalypse Now.
That would be so funny.
I'd love to see a scene where Forrest Gump says, you know,
the thing he likes about chocolate is that you never know what you're going to get.
And then he just bites into something and just makes a face. Like it tastes like absolute shit.
Dude,
somebody in Douglas movie land needs to do some like Photoshop artwork of
Brando and apocalypse now.
And that chilling scene in Forrest Gump's just like in the background,
like show that part of the movie.
Exactly.
All right.
So Adam and Adam are both above,
have a point. And Rob,
this is your time to shine. Time to shine. This is it.
You get the first clue this time and probably will not get you there,
but there's always, there's always a lucky guess.
Tomorrow. Okay. All right.
What movie do you think they say is insanely bloody, brutal, sadistic,
vicious, and messy violence throughout
i'm gonna mute i have to mute i'm gonna start coughing
oh man paget can't get let it get out that she's got raging covid right now she just can't let that
go i don't i don't know why this game is making me laugh so hard it's picturing people like being
angry and writing in just brutal like yeah exactly about movies that no child should be watching i
don't know i'm. I just love it.
Love it.
All right.
Do you want to hear it again?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's hear it again.
Let's hear it again.
Okay.
Insanely bloody, brutal, sadistic, vicious, and messy violence throughout.
So many movies.
Okay. so many movies um okay i will say um that is um uh that's uh
uh i already said kill bill um i'm gonna say that's uh the hateful eight
um sorry that's not correct.
But pretty apt, pretty good description of that movie.
But now we move to Paget.
Okay.
Right?
Yeah. Yeah.
A character strangles another character to death.
Hang on, there's more.
It goes on to say, very graphic.
Straw dogs.
Wow, straw dogs.
Haven't thought about that movie in forever.
Now, which one is it? Dustin Hoffman or James Marsden?
Dustin Hoffman.
The OG dog.
You know, I showed Straw Dogs to Timmy the other day and he, you know,
he thought it was sweet.
My three and a half year old loves Straw Dogs.
So why? Stop. My three and a half year old loves straw dogs. Okay.
Adam, are you ready?
Yeah.
Yeah.
A woman is shot in the leg, but survives.
I'm going to go with the tim allen vehicle wild hogs
the confidence with which you started had me so excited yeah i want to mention wild hogs anytime
you have me on this pod i'm bringing up wild hogs that's just my thing it's always worth a mention
but that's not the answer yeah i wish that there was insanely bloody brutal
sadistic vicious and messy violence throughout wild hogs okay rob here's your chance so nervous
to walk away with the point and a three-way tie you're gonna going to force a tie. Okay. Or it'll just be between Padgett and Adam if you don't get it.
Okay.
But again, I really sincerely hope that this clue just gives it away.
Okay.
Okay.
Hitler being brutally shot while comedic might be pretty intense for some viewers.
Hitler. Right. shot while comedic might be pretty intense for some viewers hitler hitler being shot uh-huh well that's uh that would be inglorious bastards that is correct
i thought it might be getting shot in the face too often in motion pictures
kind of narrows it down but I
was really excited when
hateful eight and kill bill were coming out I was like
holy shit somebody's on the right
trail here I know
all right
all right it's
it's a three-way tie
which means that pageant
having won the first game really helps her out here because
on this last one, she gets the first clue
and that fourth clue will give it away if it
gets to that point. So everybody
has to make their best possible guesses.
And Pgett,
Padgett, what movie
do they say this about?
The main characters are in mortal danger
for a large portion of the film.
Flatliners.
They put themselves
in quite a lot of danger.
Oh, wait, which one?
Julia Roberts or
Elliot Page?
I didn't know there was a remake.
Yeah, there was.
We remade it a few years ago.
This whole
game is so ludicrous.
Okay, Adam, you ready?
So ready.
In addition to the main characters are in moral danger for a large portion of the film,
the next clue is a few jump scares.
A few jump scares in addition to the characters being in danger for the entire film
uh the the horror movie the descent oh that's a good movie oh that one really creeped me out
yeah and both of those sentences would apply to that movie but that's not what i was looking for yeah okay rob yeah here's the third clue okay
uh people in this movie smoke cigarettes and drink canned beer
um
i'm going to say
the original Friday the 13th.
Another terrific guess.
If it was all about who the best guessers were,
the three of you are just,
you're doing incredible work.
No, that is not the answer.
Maybe you should do another pod, the best Guessers, and we could be on that.
Yeah.
We lose every game, but it's fun.
All right, Padgett.
Ready?
The sentence I'm about to say should tell you the title of this movie in so many words.
And then you will be our winner today if you say it.
Yeah, this is
it all comes down to this.
The chest
buster scene might be the most
terrifying in the franchise.
Alien! Alien is
correct!
I've seen that movie so many times.
They do smoke cigarettes and have
canned beer.
Canned beer.
There are jump scares.
There are.
I love that movie.
Yeah, I didn't use it in this game,
but they go
into such detail
about how every
aspect of what Ridley
is dressed like in the final scene
because you know because she's not wearing a bra she's braless so they point out that her nipples
are hard yeah they point out that you could see her butt crack in her panties and they just it's
it goes on for so long it's just like i gotta see this movie it's crazy but congratulations paget you did it i did it i did it i'm so excited
you did it again it really was more default though i just got ahead in that first game
that really it really helped you out yeah your knowledge of chip and dale like the fact that
you know chip and dale and alien you're so well-rounded.
I can't compete with that. No, no one can.
But Padgett gets to go first then in our round of self-promotion.
What have you got to plug?
I have a bird girl.
Season two is starting up on adult swim.
I want to say June.
It's June 19th, my friends, on Father's Day.
Bird Girl, tell your dad.
Dad's love Bird Girl.
Yeah.
And I like doing Doug Loves Movies podcast with my friends.
So this is coming out soon. this episode this will be out tonight
if you want to say you know happy memorial day everybody oh oh wait that's very serious happy
memorial day everybody yeah yeah you're not supposed to say it with a smile no i've been
laughing myself silly with that now i just want to go see what everyone's writing into IMDb. I didn't know people did that. Yeah. And it'll even say on the parental guidance,
it'll say which ones are spoilers before you have to click on them to see. You know,
they try not to give anything away, but I think they give away way too much,
even when they don't say it's a spoiler. Adam, Kate and Holland, thank you for being here.
What would you like to promote?
You know, my friends and I do a podcast called the Grawlix saves the world.
It's my little comedy troupe that we did a TV show with the Grawlix saves the
world as a podcast. If you're looking for one.
And I got some shows this month.
I'm in Portland this month and in Chicago this month.
So look me up and then come out to a show in one of those cities if you're so inclined all righty and rob benedict yes i just uh
finished working on a movie called clear mind it's a horror movie an indie horror movie that
should be back uh should be out early next year and uh and i'm hosting a podcast also uh with my
friend richard spade jr and it's a rewatch
podcast of supernatural which i actually never really sat down and watched so uh we're going
from the beginning and you know there are about 30 326 episodes to get through wow yeah yeah yeah
it's a lot it's a lot i heard heard a rumor that Paget Brewster is
going through and watching all the episodes of Friends.
Yeah, I did.
I stopped after Chandler and Monica
when everybody found out
about Chandler and Monica. I've got to start up again.
But right now, I have to watch all these movies.
I have to find that Chip and Dale.
You love so much. And the other one.
Shithouse adam
yeah everything everywhere all at once not watch not watch it's short it's a short yeah for
everywhere all at once you'd have to uh traipse out to the theaters uh currently but i'm sure
it'll be popping up on demand in another you know few weeks or so it probably gets that like uh
you know eight week or threemonth window before that happens.
But it's terrific.
And if you're a Jamie Lee Curtis fan,
it's a very unusual performance from her.
Wow.
Yeah.
You might have seen pictures of it on the internet.
She just goes ahead and lets herself go for this particular role.
Oh, yeah. She's great. She's wearing a tight uh polyester shirt and she's like yeah
let my gut out yeah yeah yeah oh she's terrific i love her oh i can't wait i can't wait yeah
potential uh you know she might get some awards for that especially uh the golden globes where
they have a comedy category because yeah she's quite funny in it.
Brilliant.
Okay, so
what do I have to plug?
Oh, well, speaking of Father's Day,
I'm doing a Douglas Movies live
in person at Dynasty
Typewriter in Los Angeles
on Sunday, June
19th at 420.
Bring your
dads and your grads to that one.
And thanks again to Rob Benedict,
Padgett Brewster and Adam Caton Holland.
Thank you so much.
Thanks for having me.
Super fun time.
Doug, that made me laugh so hard.
Guys, you guys made me laugh so hard.
I haven't laughed that hard this whole, like for years. I laughed so hard. Guys, you guys made me laugh so hard. I haven't laughed that hard this whole, like, for years.
I laughed so hard I had to mute my headset.
I hurt my throat.
Like, I really, that was so much fun.
It's good.
Me too.
I end every episode these days with the last line from a motion picture.
And I usually try to pick something that came up during the show.
And, of course, the new Maverick Top Gun movie is out in theaters now.
But I'm going to close today with the final line from the original Top Gun.
It's not one of those clever buttons that you put at the end of a movie.
It's just sort of a kind of thing that just sort of
trails off and
goes like this.
As always,
I don't know, but
it's looking good this time.
Now it's time for Doug
to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess
makes him cocky
There's no room in his heart for you
Cause Doug loves movies