Doug Loves Movies - Rob Huebel, Ben Schwartz, and Rich Sommer Guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, sweet and maybe sticky seeds
With empty eyes and not more kernels in his teeth
There's still not more that he won't see
Because Doug loves movies
Hey everybody Why am I out of breath? Hey, everybody.
Why am I out of breath?
I walked from over there.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Long's Movies.
That's the best yet, Los Angeles.
Coming to you from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
in L.A. on Tuesday, January 21st.
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I'm doing Douglas Movies at 420 at the American Comedy Company.
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Los Angeles,
this includes you guys,
next Monday is the first ever
Getting Doug With High live at Largo.
I'll be joined on stage
by five special guests
and we are gonna smoke!
Yeah.
Out of a vaporizer.
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and be sure
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Yeah, you got to use the discount code
to get it down to $20.
Jesus.
It's going to be really cool.
I've got five amazing guests and we're all going to be really cool. I've got five amazing guests,
and we're all going to sit on stage
and get as high as we possibly can.
Oh, and to purchase Doug Loves Movie shirts
or the brand new shirt in honor of last Sunday,
the Pack-A-Bowl shirt,
go to dougloveshirts.com.
It's really a thing.
You'll see.
Let's look at the prize bag.
I'm very excited about this prize bag
because it's got some stuff in it
that's probably pretty misleading
about who's here tonight.
We've got an album
from Anchorman 2.
I guess the soundtrack?
Probably got Afternoon Delight on there.
Some really cool things.
You guys are going to love this.
A sticker that says,
I heart girl farts.
That I was handed in Las Vegas.
iTunes gift card.
The souvenir cup that I got for having a 7-Up
because it's Sober January
when I went to see Michael Jackson 1 Cirque du Soleil
at Mandalay Bay.
I rinsed it out and everything.
It's a nice cup.
There's a Douglas Movie shirt
and some books we'll talk about in a second.
Oh, a Twinkie.
Because somebody at my show in Vegas,
their name tag was a box of Twinkies.
I learned an interesting thing.
When somebody gives me a box of Twinkies,
I'll eat a box of Twinkies.
I was able to save one for the prize bag.
I finally had a reason to stop eating them.
Well, I do have to have stuff for the prize bag. Oh finally had a reason to stop eating them. Well, I do have to have stuff
for the prize bag.
I want a Sharpie
because I always,
whenever I do gigs
and I sign stuff
after the shows,
I come home
with extra Sharpies.
So I might as well
pay them forward.
And there's more.
Please welcome to the stage
Rich Summer,
Ben Schwartz,
and Rob Hubel. Thank you.
No.
This crowd, man. I love them.
That's Rob Hubel, everybody.
And he... Thank you, Doug.
He brought...
He brought this Anchorman 2 album.
So what'd you have to do with that?
Nothing.
That was a Christmas gift,
and I'm re-gifting that.
Very nice.
I will not be listening.
But it is a great album. There's a lot of good music in that movie. I don't know and I'm re-gifting that. Very nice. I will not be listening to it. But it is a great album.
There's a lot of good music in that movie.
I don't know why I'm selling the gift.
It has a mustache on it.
There's some earth, wind, and fire.
This is good stuff.
This is good, Doug.
Let's slow the podcast.
Listen to Doug reading the song titles on the album.
Listeners on your podcast, just fast forward, fast forward, fast forward.
Keep fast forwarding.
And we're back.
Ben Schwartz is here, you guys.
How are you, Doug?
Is there a release date for Amazing Spider-Man 2?
Amazing Spider-Man 2 is coming out soon.
It stars me.
I'm very excited.
Me and Mark Webb really knocked it out of the park this time.
All the questions you have from Spider-Man 1, like nothing,
are going to be answered in Spider-Man 2.
And there'll be a new Green Goblin, I'm sure, by a small little white guy.
Maybe you'll come join us for the interruption of that
in the summertime.
We did the original Spider-Man interruption.
That was really fun.
Yeah, and we just made the booking tonight.
You're going to be joining me for Thor The Dark World
tomorrow night.
Tomorrow, yeah.
Sold out already, you guys.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry about that.
And I guess all my interruptions are exclusively Marvel films now. Oh, Spider-Man 2 probably wasn't. I'll see you guys. Sorry, guys. Sorry about that. And I guess all my introductions are exclusively Marvel films now.
Oh, Spider-Man 2 probably wasn't.
I'll see you guys soon.
It was really nice to be here.
And you brought these cute little books again.
Yeah, those are my...
Every time I come,
I have stacks of these in my house.
I wrote these books like five years ago,
and I have a lot of extra, guys.
It's called Breaking Bad News of Baby Animals, and then maybe... Oh, no, it's called Grandma's guys called Breaking Bad News of Baby Animals, and then
maybe, oh no, it's called Grandma's
Dead, Breaking Bad News of Baby Animals,
and then maybe your leg will grow back looking
on the bright side with baby animals.
They haven't called you
saying, like, we ran out of the bookstore,
bring your extra pile.
Bring my extra ones. Yeah, Barnes & Noble,
Coconuts Records calls me
a lot, The Wiz calls me a lot.
A lot of these guys
really are into those books.
It did really well
when they came out.
I think they took them
off the shelves.
And Rich Sommer
is here, everybody.
Woo!
Yeah, yeah, woo!
Yeah, come on!
What did you bring
for the bag?
It's too big for the bag.
It is too big.
I brought the Walking Dead board game.
Signed.
We all signed it.
Signed by four of the stars of the show, Doug Benson, Rob Hubel, Ben Schwartz, and Rich
Summer.
How did you get those guys to sign it?
I sent it off to Atlanta.
Smart.
And they just did it.
If those actors knew that we were signing their game, would they be pissed?
I don't know if they know there's a game of their show.
That's the worst part about it.
You're absolutely right.
Yeah, the one that would get pissed isn't even on.
Merle's not even in this game.
He gets pissed about everything, that guy.
The little kid's like, oh, fuck, there's a board game?
Did y'all make money?
Carl!
So, uh...
That's the only Sheriff Rick I can do,
is just, Carl!
Have you guys done any movies lately?
Have we done any movies?
Yeah, I looked at your IMDBs.
Let's see, Rob Hubel is in something called
Barely Lethal.
Oh, yeah.
What's that about?
That's with Samuel Jackson and Jessica Alba.
But the star of the movie is that girl from True Grit, Haley Steinfeld.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's like an action movie with her.
Do you want me to explain the movie?
No, I'm not going to do that.
Do you have action scenes in it? That was plenty of answer i don't i have comedy scenes i wanted action scenes hell
yeah i wanted yeah i'm in that's just from those people that are involved i'm in who directed it
the um oh i don't remember sorry i didn't mean to come at you with a gotcha question
edit that part out please Please, I'll give you
a thousand dollars.
No, we'll just, we'll find out
who it was. His name's Kyle. His first name is Kyle.
Kyle? And his last name, Yuval?
Kyle.
Oh, Bane. Bane is
the director.
But I also did that movie
with Jean-Claude Van Damme that's coming out.
Did you have action scenes in that. Is that called A Better You?
No, it's called Welcome to the Jungle.
I'm serious.
It's Jean-Claude Van Damme in a comedy movie.
But what's A Better You?
That's Walsh's movie.
Oh, okay.
We're just going down each other's IMDb.
But is it you?
No, just yours.
Is it you and Jean-Claude Van Damme?
It's me, Kristen Schaal, Adam Brody. This is the you? Is it you? No, just yours. Is it you and Jean-Claude Van Damme? It's me, Kristen Schaal,
Adam Brody.
This is the best movie
of all time.
Dennis Haysbert
and Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Sure, sure.
You're in good hands.
What's the premise
of that?
The premise could be
anything in the universe.
Dude, I'm telling you,
it's like,
Jean-Claude Van Damme
is fucking awesome. Oh, it's amazing. And there's a scene where I get kicked in the face by Dude, I'm telling you, it's like Jean-Claude Van Damme is fucking awesome.
Oh, it's amazing.
And there's a scene
where I get kicked in the face by him.
And like, and he, and he,
let's start the fucking thing.
We got to.
What's happening?
Because I'm going to go way off track.
People were loving that.
Okay, well, I don't want to get
the podcast off track,
but he was like, don't move.
Don't move.
You don't have to do anything.
Like, I know, like, I know how far,
like, I'm not going to hit you. And I was like, all right, just please't move. You don't have to do anything. Like, I know. Like, I know how far. Like, I'm not going to hit you.
And I was like, all right, just please, like, please don't hit me.
Amazing.
Like, you know, just asking you as like a friend.
Like, don't kick me in the face.
No.
My character's name is Phil.
So he always called me Phil.
Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil.
Phil, Phil, Phil.
JCVD.
It's JCVD. I got this. He. JCVD. It's JCVD.
I got this.
He says that?
He says JCVD?
There's a baseball hat
that says JCVD.
Oh my God.
He's the best.
He is the best.
Is there a making of
on the DVD?
I just want to see the whole,
I don't care about the,
I mean the movie's
going to be amazing,
but I just want to watch
that interaction
a thousand times.
So then of course
he goes to kick me in the face
and his fucking shoelaces go like...
So technically, he didn't kick me in the face,
but it was that close.
But now we're best friends.
Do you hang out with Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Would you just text him a picture or something?
Dude, I hung out for a month in Puerto Rico
in the jungles with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
But now I have not heard from him.
Phil's getting no texts.
Where's Phil's number?
Rich, you're into a crazy sounding movie
called The Giant Mechanical Man.
Ooh, yeah.
What's that?
It's from a couple years ago, Doug.
But it's a movie that was with Jenna Fisher and Chris Messina.
And it's about one of those street performers that, you know,
the guys that paint themselves silver and they're on stilts.
And they sort of stand still until you put a thing in there.
And then they move like a robot, basically.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Those are people?
This is going to be bad.
Not all of them.
This guy is. This one. This one at least.
And it's, what is it, a kind of a family movie?
It's a romantic fest. Romance, funny town. Sort of. More romance.
All right, I'm going to watch it and get back to everybody.
Yeah, let me know where you'd stick it.
Genre-wise. Genre-wise.
Genre-wise.
On that movie in particular.
Ritz, put that movie up your ass.
JCVD.
I'm going to yell JCVD at random times
all throughout this podcast.
JCVD.
Let me ask you this.
Would it be bad if I started wearing a JCVD hat?
It would be amazing.
No, it'd be great because you have a great story ready to go
when people say, why are you wearing that hat?
I mean, you wouldn't say, did he give it to you?
And you go, no, I just got it for myself.
It'd be kind of weird.
I wonder if he gets a portion of that money.
For the hat that he wears?
Yeah, I wonder if he gets residuals on his own hat.
The one on his head.
Someone should explain the math of that to him,
that if he keeps
buying the hats,
even though he's getting
residual checks on it,
it doesn't work out
in the end.
Right.
There are
What Would JCVD Do
shirts, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw that.
That's hilarious.
Ben,
you're in something
called Better Living
Through Chemistry?
Yeah, that's coming out
a little bit.
We made that like a year ago.
Sam Rockwell, Olivia Wilde, Ray Liotta,
and I have a smaller role in that
than those guys.
You look like you're reading that.
Who says more words, you or Sam Rockwell?
Oh, I'm being an idiot.
Sam Rockwell says all the words,
and I say, what's up, man?
So probably Sam. Probably Sam.
I enjoyed your work in Runner Runner on a plane recently.
Did you watch it?
Yeah, I watched it all the way through.
I just watched it a day ago.
I liked it, and the timing's so funny, though,
because it was just ahead of Wolf of Wall Street and American Hustle,
but kind of about the same thing.
There's a very funny, quick little personal story
I wrote.
I didn't write it at all. I was in it,
and I had a beard when I shot it, and then
we finished my scenes, and then I went to
shoot a TV show that I do, so I
was clean-shaven, and they go, we need to have a pickup,
so we need you to come back. I was like, yeah, I don't
have a beard anymore. And they're like, don't worry about it.
We're going to give you a flawless beard.
So now,
if anybody watches this movie,
you will see
the first scenes
that I'm in
compared to the second scenes
where I can't open
my mouth all the way.
It's like,
and you have that,
my friend and I,
Josh,
always say that
there's this beard laugh
that whenever you're
wearing a fake beard,
your laugh becomes,
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
So like,
my whole thing
becomes very weird
But in that movie
Yeah
But Justin Timberlake
Was very very nice
And kind
And all my scenes
Were with that guy
He's too talented
It's just stupid
He's incredibly
Incredibly talented
Why is he in a movie
Like that
Go sing and dance somewhere
I do a show here
Where I get like
Improvisers
And mix them up
With people
Who've never done
Improv before
And every now and then I like reach for the stars And I try to get him To do it He's like Oh I'm so sorry man where I get improvisers and mix them up with people who've never done improv before.
And every now and then,
I reach for the stars,
and I try to get him to do it.
He's like, oh, so sorry, man. I'm touring the world.
He was really nice.
He's like, oh, no, I have a show.
And I looked up online.
He's literally touring the world.
I was like, right, right.
I'm in my golden blimp.
Have you guys been to the movies lately?
Rich, do you get to go to the movies
between your TV sked
and your family and whatnot?
No, not much.
But I did see,
over the holiday break,
I saw American Hustle,
which I really liked.
Can I opine on that?
No.
No?
I won't.
I'm not going to let myself do it. Are you I won't. No, I would not like it.
I'm not going to let myself do it.
Are you unhappy that Rich saw it, or do you have an opinion? I'm not going to opine on the fact that I saw it.
I promised myself when I pulled out of my driveway, I wouldn't talk about that movie.
I mean, I had a talk with somebody the other day who just called me an idiot for liking it and laid out all the reasons why.
So are you one of those people?
You're an idiot for liking it?
Literally called me an idiot.
I think that's a little harsh. It's got a lot of pretty colors.
But it's in that family?
No, no, no. I mean, I'm sure it's fine.
Oh!
I liked it. I just didn't go crazy
for it. I think this
run of awards is just sort of
like a sea change
because it's so fresh.
It just came out. Did anyone see Mud?
Why isn't Mud?
Mud is amazing.
Why isn't Mud getting...
Mud was totally great.
I think Matthew McConaughey
has got Best Actor locked up
because the last five things
he's been in
were award-worthy performances.
He was so good in Mud.
And now he's on that
fucking detective thing.
True detective, dude.
Which is supposed to be amazing.
No, but the previews are great.
It's fucking good.
He's great in everything, man.
He's so good in Mud.
I thought he was going to get
nominated for Mud. I can't believe that movie.
Is there any other actor who's as
good and yet as given shit
every time they do anything? That whole alright, alright,
alright thing that every, the second he
enters a room and the whole room's like, alright, alright.
Yeah, but he said it when he won the award.
The first thing he said was, alright,
alright, alright. I don't think he's in on it.
Then he thanked his kid, Mr. Stone.
I don't think he's in on it. Then he thanked his kid, Mr. Stone.
I don't think he's in on it, though.
He's a character.
He really is.
But I think that's why he's so good at playing all these different kinds of roles.
Because he's fucking, he's just nutty.
Have you seen Her?
Yeah, I loved it. If Matthew McConaughey walked in here right now and no one was going to tell anyone else,
would someone in this room suck his dick?
Seriously, seriously.
Guy or girl.
Anyone.
Sure some people would.
Well, we don't know that.
No one said that they would.
If it wouldn't get out, would someone like,
and we weren't, like, we're not going to film it
and, like, get off on it.
Like, you did it.
No tweeting, no Instagram.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No Pinterest, just clean slate.
I can't see.
You're going to have to make an audible noise because the sound is off.
I see some knowing glances,
but I can't tell if anyone...
I'm sure some podcast listeners are like,
oh, I wish I was there.
I would do that.
They're just yelling.
They're on the subway.
Woo!
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I would totally suck
Matthew McConaughey's dick!
Anybody?
Oh, these podcasts
only exist in my ears.
Do you think someone...
I don't get it.
I don't know why
no one here will suck his dick.
No, someone...
Someone tip...
Countdown from three.
Someone tip John Codd Van Damme.
What if he...
What if he's...
What is for the story, guys?
What if he's listening
to this podcast
and he gets depressed
because no one said like,
I won!
He would be so pissed.
What if every time Matthew McConaughey comes,
the little hole in his penis goes,
alright, alright, alright.
If we're in this magical
what if world.
His penis sounds like an old man.
Have you been to the movies, Ben?
I watched a bunch of screeners.
A bunch of screeners.
I got bronchitis, so I went through everything.
I tried to see everything.
I thought it was such a good year for best actor
type performances that
it's pretty amazing that Hanks for Captain Phillips and and even more so Joaquin Phoenix for her.
My God, I thought Joaquin Phoenix was amazing.
And by the way, I thought Amy Adams was amazing in her.
Yes.
But even more that if you want to talk about Tom Hanks, I like Captain Phillips.
But without spoiling it, the last scene that Tom Hanks does in Captain Phillips is one of the most.
No, I'm not going to say what it is.
It's one of the most, no, I'm not going to say what it is, is one of the most extraordinary acting things.
It's amazing.
They kind of show a little bit of it in the commercials
because they were trying to help get a nomination, you know,
because it is his heaviest.
It's unbelievable.
I have not seen it, and everyone's like, just see it for the last scene.
Like, now I really want to see it.
It's good, but that last scene is, like, extraordinary.
I think he's one of my favorite actors of all time.
I love him.
I bet I could do a better last scene.
Man, Rob, you don't even know what it is, dude.
You don't even know what the scene is.
I don't need to know.
That's how confident I am.
Really?
I just pointed at a random guy in the audience.
Explain it for the podcast.
Explain it.
They can't see it.
Rob is doing visual.
Rob has a box of props back here for everybody listening.
Look at this funny face I'm making.
Have any of you
guys seen Bronies?
I started to watch it
and I started to watch it
but I really
didn't like the way it was directed.
That was my problem. Like, oh, this is not well done.
Oh, no. The very first
sequence, for some reason, it's lots of close-up interviews. Yeah, oh, this is not well done. Oh, no. The very first sequence, for some reason,
it's lots of close-up interviews of...
Yeah, it looked like best week ever.
It totally looked like best week ever.
Yeah, and the sound is weird.
It's kind of a hollow sound.
But get past that, because technically it gets better,
but also it's just...
What's the title?
What is it?
It's called Bronies, and it's young men,
but also girls and older men.
So people?
People who are into My Little So people? They're really into
My Little Pony.
But the movie is called Bronies.
It's a documentary about
this fanatical fan base.
It is really good.
Bronies is like, but that's a whole thing.
It's like, there's a sexual
undercurrent to it.
There is, should at one
point in the movie they describe they talk about some studies that have been done on these uh
these kids that love this shit and uh there's not uh there's actually mostly heterosexual and uh
you know yeah no that no that doesn't particularly but i thought that like it was just sort of like
fetish like fucking a pony.
No, no, no.
Because the kids that fall in love with it
are like 13, 14 years old.
It wouldn't get out at all.
And a really good looking cartoon pony came in here.
Who would fuck that pony?
Everyone is raising their hands.
Audible, audible.
Let's hear something else.
I see some knowing glances.
Okay.
L.A. crowds are so reserved.
Yeah.
I also just called 100 people a crowd
This massive gathering
This amphitheater
And nobody
Will fuck McConaughey
On a pink donkey
Did you see
Are we
Are we
Am I fucking up
By just talking about
Other documentaries
You're doing great
You've been doing so good
But it's time to
Okay
Okay
Have you seen
The woman who Wasn't There?
No.
This guy gave me the thumbs up again.
I just look at him.
God, this bit...
Explain it for the podcast.
All right, sure.
It's the podcast.
Rob's best friend is to his right.
And so every time Rob points to his right,
he gets a sweet thumbs up
and a sweet-looking smile from a nice man.
Watch this documentary on Netflix called The Woman Who Wasn't There.
It's about a woman who said she was in the Twin Towers on 9-11 and became the head of
the Twin Towers support group where everyone was like, yeah, I survived, I survived.
And she was the president of it for the last 10 years.
That's all I'm going to say.
I feel like the title
kind of completes the...
Turns out it was totally true.
And then you turn it off.
I was really hoping
it was about invisibility.
A documentary on invisibility.
In a way it is.
Because that movie
Invisible Woman
that's out now
is also not about invisibility.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Invisible Woman.
It's all emotional shit.
Does anyone hunger or ender for games?
Mesa's gonna play a game.
Gentlemen, the folks,
even though they didn't raise their hand
for all the sucking and fucking,
they did bring some name tags.
So they are,
they do like to participate.
And if each of you could just go out in the audience and select
the name tag you'd like to play for
and bring it back to your seat.
The production value on these.
And while you do that,
explain it to the podcasters.
While you do that, we'll do this.
We'll be right back.
And we're back.
Who are you guys playing for?
Rob let's start with you
let me get a vine of this man
I'm playing for
the DVD of
We Need to Talk About Kevin
starring
starring you
I'm not Kevin
that picture is perfect for it though just me like I'm not Kevin.
That picture is perfect for it, though.
Just me like, oh!
I heard you wanted to talk.
Kevin's not here right now.
Oh, is that Tilda Swinton?
That's David Bowie. Oh.
More visual jokes you're not getting Stupid podcast listeners
Man, you're killing them today, Yuval
Ben Schwartz, who are you playing for?
You gotta help me out, there's 75 balls in here
Who am I playing for?
Giovanni
Giovanni, baby
Nobody can laugh No response Who am I playing for? Giovanni. Giovanni, baby!
Nobody got that. No response.
No response.
Well, there's a thousand names on this.
They all have movies with balls.
Okay, settle down.
It's my fault.
They all have movies that have balls in the...
Schindler's List?
No, I'm kidding.
It doesn't say Schindler's List.
Give us a real example.
This one says dodgeball.
Yeah.
This one says hardball.
This one says spaceball.
I get it.
This one says basketball.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Love and basketball.
This one says the Red Balloon.
Technically a balloon.
This one says
Dragon Ball Z.
This one says
Stick into the oldies.
Nope.
This one says
Strictly Ballroom.
And there's like 75 more.
All right.
And what's her name?
Giovanni.
Oh, Giovanni. That's right. Thank you, Giovanni. All right. Who are's her name? Giovanni. Oh, Giovanni.
That's right.
Thank you, Giovanni.
All right, who are you playing for, Rich?
I have a pop-up display of Coming to America.
Now, is it Marica or Marica?
Marica.
Marica, okay.
So Coming to America.
With an amazing drawing.
It is Hakeem, right, in the movie?
That's his character name.
Is that right?
You think so?
Why would you choose this?
It is Hakeem.
It is Hakeem.
It is Hakeem.
That's really
a beautiful rendering
of the New York City skyline
with some McDowell's
in the background.
Fuck you,
podcast listener.
What an amazing visual.
He described it. So it was good. I think he did great. Thanks, guys. He described it.
So it was good.
I think he did great.
Thanks, guys.
Look outside.
There's fireworks.
Awesome.
That is pretty great.
I could just listen to fireworks.
That'd be all right.
Vietnam. Vietnam. Oh, no. Those aren't. You don't know what fireworks are. Vietnam Vietnam
Oh no
Those aren't
You don't know what fireworks are
Do some fireworks
Do a sound effect of a firework
No
That's a gun
And some racist thing
Fucking
A fucking
My country is the only
That's guns and explosions and stuff.
That's fireworks, bro.
Nope.
Nope.
Of course, I didn't bother to decide who should go first tonight.
Which one of you guys should go first tonight?
Rich.
Okay.
Agreed.
First time on the main show.
It's true.
Hey!
I'm very nervous about this.
He was on the 12 Guests of Christmas, though,
and did a great job on that show.
And, all right, so we'll let you pick a category,
and then we'll go to Rob,
and then over to Ben.
Just a recap for the listener.
It's going to go Rich, then Rob, then Ben. Okay. Just to recap for the listener, it's going to go Rich,
and Rob, and then Ben.
Just relax.
We got this.
Could you recap it for me?
Just relax.
Alright.
At Not Tiernan suggested
Anchorman 2
and that's sequels that take place
on a boat. Sequels take place on a boat.
Ooh.
Sequels with scenes on a boat.
Wow.
At KCNPRL suggested Sober January,
and that's movies with January Jones or sobriety.
How many movies are there with January Jones?
She's done a few.
Yeah, but so that might be a category you might want to jump on.
Let's keep the podcast going.
Let's keep it going.
At cock underscore bobber suggested.
Cock bobber.
Cock bobber suggested marijuana.
Marijuana.
And that's movies where Meryl Streep smokes weed. Marijuana. And that's movies where Meryl Streep smokes weed.
Marijuana.
Which one of those would you like to play, Rich?
I think I'm going to have to go with Sober January.
Yeah, you are.
All right.
It's got January Jones, your co-star from Mad Men.
And your drinking problem.
I would question your pronunciation of his show. Mad Men. And your drinking problem? I would question your pronunciation of his show.
Mad Men?
I think the accent is more on
the first word.
Oh, really? Mad Men?
Or is it like
a Jewish guy's last name and it's just Mad Men?
Yeah.
Artie Mad Men?
Two and a half stars from Leonard Is it like a Jewish guy's last name and it's just Madman? Artie Madman. Madman.
Two and a half stars from Leonard for this movie that's got January Jones.
And here are some clues.
If I can pull something out that doesn't give too much away.
Oh.
Oh It says a couple of newcomers in this film
score while
a veteran seems
miscast
Yeah
Do we have a year on that?
And
Yeah the year is 2011
And
January Jones is in it
And
Leonard also says a couple of amusing surprise cameos
will please.
Shit.
They're pleasers.
And he lists
about 16 names?
16 names?
Okay.
17 names names I apologize
oh great
to put your hands together
I will
I think I know
I think I know the
gist of the title but I don't think I have the full thing
oh god
I'll go
10 names very high number Rich Oh god damn it I'll go I'll go Ten names
Okay
Very high number Rich
Sheesh
Sheesh
Well I can name that movie right now
What?
No I'm not going to
Oh okay
Oh that's a good way to play it
We got time to play.
He didn't do it, did he?
He better not have done it.
He better not have done it.
If you did it, I can't even fucking look at you.
I fucking did that.
Thumbs up.
I can name it in six names.
Six names, he says, Ben.
I can do it in five names.
I'm going to have to say name that movie.
Give me five names and watch me go.
Okay.
Here's your five names.
I hope I can pronounce some of them.
Oh, well now I got no shot.
Michael Ironside, I think it's pronounced.
Sounds right.
That's not a character name?
Ray Wise?
Is that how you say it
no here's the one
that I don't
I never knew how to
pronounce this guy's name
Raid
R-A-D-E
Raad
okay
Sher
Sherbeja
yeah
something like that
sure
he works all the time
he's a dear dear friend
S-H-E-B-E-D-G-I-A.
Shut up!
Matt Craven.
I know how to pronounce that.
And Zoe Kravitz.
Is it X-Men?
Oh, shit.
X-Men Days of...
What is it?
X-Men Days of Future Past?
Oh, no. X-Men Now We're All Nazis.
Isn't it X-Men Days of Future Pastors? Oh no, X-Men Now We're All Nazis. Isn't it X-Men?
It's the new X-Men.
I have to have the whole title.
Days of Future Pastors.
It's not the one that's not out yet.
Right, so X-Men Origins.
I'm thinking about comic books.
Is there a question mark in the title?
How many tries does he get?
He only gets to one, but I'm so sad.
Oh, okay, I got it.
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
X-Men First Class.
That's correct.
Fine, fucking do it, man.
Double thumbs up.
Double thumbs up.
Give me three thumbs.
Give me three thumbs.
Four thumbs. Whole front row. Give me three thumbs. Give me three thumbs. Four thumbs.
Whole front row.
Give me the whole front row.
You will.
All the way around.
Let's get the whole front row.
Go.
Got the whole front row.
You're all out.
Really?
We're going to hold out?
Thank you.
Jesus.
You just gave a thumbs up to a man who took 16 tries to get a movie he already knew.
Got the whole crowd involved, guys.
And we finally got our answer
to the Matthew McConaughey thing.
Everyone will participate
if asked the right thing.
Thank you, Doug, for letting me go
and figure it out.
Yeah, I don't know if that was particularly fair,
but I felt bad for you
because you knew exactly what it was, but you...
Kravid. Zoe Kravid.
Yeah, right?
She's the one that could fly?
Wait, it was first class?
I knew the X-Men part. I didn't know the first class,
so I wasn't going to go for it, Ben.
Alright. We'll grudgingly
give the point to Ben. Will we?
Alright. I never win. Don't worry. I'll screw
it up in a minute.
Never win.
And, uh... I always win
this fucking game.
Jesus, Hubel.
Have you ever won this game?
No.
Okay.
You get to go first this time, Rob.
You get to pick the category.
Thank you, Doug.
Would you like,
as suggested by Dave Dollar
on Twitter,
he said, turn over a new leaf.
And that's movies,
it's Joaquin Phoenix movies
when he went by the name Leaf
Phoenix.
Awesome. So that was back when he was
a child.
The Spectacular Now,
that's movies that are in theaters now that
have gotten more than 80%
on Rotten Tomatoes.
Or, At
Hasty Infection suggested
getting
Doug, and that's
movies that have the word high
in the title.
The word high in the
title. More than you'd think.
Let's do Spectacular now.
Okay.
This movie, it's in theaters now.
By the way, everyone's going to hate me in like 30 seconds.
They'll be like,
oh, you don't fucking know that,
you pussy.
I thought you just farted or something.
It's a slow rollout.
You guys are going to hate me in 30 seconds.
Leonard calls this movie ingenious.
Who?
Who?
Two nerds on this side.
I want to see it.
But he says that
that the people who made this movie dropped the ball.
Yeah.
They dropped a tennis ball with the word ball written on it.
Or ballroom.
And Leonard lists a whopping five names.
Oh.
From the cast.
Wait, that is the whole clue that I'm going to get?
Is that he said it was ingenious, but they dropped the ball?
Yes.
Think, which movie that's out now, in theaters now,
got 80% or better on Rotten Tomatoes,
and is those two other things?
It's currently in theaters.
Like every movie, Doug.
There are a lot of ball droppers out there.
I can name it in six names.
Could you believe the ending to 12 Years a Slave?
What was that shit about?
Oh, that's what happened, Doug.
Oh, okay.
I'll say...
Oh, is it Rich or me?
Rich.
It's Rich, yeah.
Sorry.
Wait, how many names did he list?
He listed five, right?
He took all five, right?
I said six.
He wants you to invent somebody.
I'd love to take five.
Say the right number.
What did you say?
Did you say...
Five names.
Oh, five.
Okay, he says five.
I guess I'm going to go four.
I'll go three just for fun. I never win anyway.
Name that movie.
Watch me.
Name that fucking movie.
It's out right now, correct? I can go to the Cineplex
and watch it? He's getting three out of five names,
Rob. I want you to
save the names. There's like five fucking speaking roles in this movie of any value, and he's getting three of them. names, Rob. I want you to say the names. He's getting speaking roles in this movie of any value.
And he's getting three of them.
I mean, before you even start,
this is, I guess, my assumption is gravity,
but keep going. Let's see what goes.
Scarlett Johansson.
You're done.
Olivia Wilde and Rooney Mara.
It's going to be her.
The movie I just talked about.
That's right!
And you just won the whole
shebangy.
That's the whole thing?
By the way, I lied.
I win every fucking time.
No, I don't know if I've ever won.
I thought that was going to be
some movie I didn't know shit about.
Giovanni, we did it.
I know Rich Summer
brought the Walking Dead board game
I know you love board games from seeing you on
Podcastathon
speak of them
since you're here
it got wrapped up so quickly
do you want to quickly play one more game?
I'd love to
let's play Last Man Stanton
aka Seth Rogen game
I'm going to play two we've only got a few minutes Stanton, a.k.a. Seth Rogen game. Yes.
I'm going to play, too.
We've only got a few minutes, but I think it'll be fun to throw this in here.
We need an audience member.
Jordan, I've never asked you.
Baseball Jordan.
Who would you like to see?
What name would you like to see us use?
Eddie Murphy.
Eddie Murphy.
I like it.
Yikes.
All right.
So we take turns.
Ben, since you're our big winner, you'll go first.
And then we'll go to Rob and me, the rich.
Just name any Eddie Murphy movie.
And if you can't think of one, you're out.
Oh, okay. Here we go.
Coming to America.
Correct.
Meet Beverly Hills Cop. Oh, okay Meet Beverly Hills Cop.
Oh, okay.
Beverly Hills Cop 2.
I'll do a Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Trading places.
Sure you will.
Okay.
Raw.
Oh, that counts.
That's smart.
That's a good one.
A thousand words.
Nicely done.
Pluto Nash.
Yeah.
Adventures of Pluto Nash.
I think that's what it is.
Something the audience wants to fool.
Make you mad?
I think you're right about Adventures of.
I believe that's right.
The Nutty Professor.
The remake with Eddie Murphy.
Not the original with Jerry Lewis?
Not the one with Jerry Lewis.
Rob.
The other Nutty Professor that came right after that Nutty Professor.
Rob just slammed his skull into the back wall, by the way, for the podcast listeners.
That explains that answer.
You want to try one more time?
But you will notice that that's how Kennedy was killed, too.
Shit.
The nutty professor right after his nutty professor.
That's not the name of the movie.
Nutty Professor 2.
I have to say the whole thing?
You have to say just the name of the movie.
Can I just change it then if I have to say Nutty Professor 2 fucking electric
escape from the rainbow
or whatever? It's not anything that ridiculous
but you can change your answer. Okay, 48 hours.
Okay.
Nutty Professor
2 the clubs.
Is that true?
I'm gonna go with Shrek.
Oh, Shrek 2.
Let's keep this ball rolling.
Wait, it's not just Shrek 2.
It's Shrek 2 something, something, something.
Shut the fuck up! Can't even look at you all.
Furious.
They're mine now.
Where are we at?
Shrek 2.
What happened?
Oh, Rob?
Delirious.
Oh.
Okay.
Dream Girls.
Oh, there goes my special one.
I got to think for just a sec, guys,
so you can do what you want.
I don't think there's time to be thinking.
Three seconds, yeah.
Three seconds?
Starting in three seconds.
Okay, you got three seconds.
Sounds a lot like six seconds.
Or you can freeze time if you want.
Oh.
Like Small Wonder?
Yeah.
It's, I don't know.
He played a lot of parts in a lot of stuff.
Yeah, that'll work.
I don't know.
Was there a...
Are you out?
No.
Was there a Beverly Hills Cop 4?
I'll try that.
I don't know.
No, I think they're trying to get it going.
But they'll probably give it more title than that.
But thank you for playing.
I think there's a sequel we haven't said,
but I want to use my special one just yet
that I don't think anybody else would say.
Okay.
So say something.
You know I will. Life.
That's a good one. That wasn't the sequel one.
You were talking about Raw 2?
Raw 2.
Go to a fucking doctor.
Rob.
Another 48 hours.
That's what I was thinking.
That is, right?
Fucking shit.
I gotta start thinking.
Meet Dave.
You fucking ass.
Oh.
And then out of the blue, Norbert up here.
Norbert.
Good call.
I'm in Norbert.
Are you really?
Are you really? Are you really?
Yes.
It's not Norbert.
It's Norbit.
Norbit.
Norbit.
I corrected myself.
Fucking shit.
Did you have a scene
with Eddie Murphy?
Fuck no.
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait.
I have a good one.
It's the one with the little emperor guy.
No, Doug and I know that one.
Thank you.
I hope it's called The Little Emperor.
That's a Disney movie.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're right.
He got three seconds.
Okay, three, two.
Little Chinese boy. Oh, you He got three seconds. Okay, three, two. Little Chinese boy.
Oh, you used those three seconds very well.
Is that what it was?
Was it little Chinese boy?
No, no, but I will take that one.
It's the golden child.
It is the golden child.
Okay, Ben, what do you got?
The movie he did with Steve Martin
where he played a nerd, which is called...
Oh, right. I wish you knew it right off the top of your head what do you got? The movie he did was Steve Martin where he played a nerd which is called Oh right
I wish you knew it
right off the top
of your head
because you've got
three seconds.
Don't yell it out
audience.
God why am I
trying to say
Bukkake
for some reason?
That's
strangely
very close.
All right, you know what?
I'm going to go for this then.
I'm going to go Shrek 2.
Where did he do Shrek 2?
Oh, right.
I'm sorry.
Shrek 3.
That had a thing on it, right?
What was it?
Happily?
Oh, Happily Ever After?
Why are you giving it to him?
No, he's out.
He's done.
Shrek the Third. Shrek the third, that fucker.
That's how I lose?
Yeah.
I said Shrek three.
The answer is Shrek the third?
You got it wrong.
What is that movie?
Boomerang.
I still come at you with Vampire in Brooklyn and Best Defense.
Bo-Figure.
Bukkake Bo-Figure.
What's Boomerang?
Boomerang is when, I love that movie also,
but when he was disgusted
by women's toes
if they were shitty.
Harlem Nights.
Harlem Nights is a great movie.
So you had that.
Daddy Daycare.
Oh, God.
Fucking Daddy Daycare.
Haunted Mansion.
He said fucking Haunted Mansion.
Tower Heist.
Goddamn Haunted Mansion.
How could I not know Norbit
how could I not know that
that was fantastic
I should be banned
I should be banned
Rich is there a shithead on the back of it
there sure is it says do not read I'll pass it your way
pass it on down here so I'll get both of those collected
and what's going on Rich
what's your plug what can people look for
I don't have much
but the show
the Mad Men Comedy Hour
which will be back
in April
April 13th
we'll be back
with our seventh
and final season
I don't have much
just Mad Men
just the show
that gets nominated
every year for everything
I didn't mean it
also I was in a movie
a few years ago
called The Giant Mechanical Man.
You can check it out.
Check it out.
Ben, what's going on?
I'm on a TV show called House of Lies,
which is on right now.
Oh, God, I hope you guys watch it,
which is very important to me,
but even more important is I produced a comedy special
at this theater called House of Lies Live.
Nice, which is one of the
first times ever long-form improv has been
on television, and so if you guys can watch it
and check it out, I'm hoping enough people
care about it that they'll let me make a TV show out of it.
So let's hope that people watch it.
House of Lies Live, it's on Showtime. It's already aired,
so Showtime on demand, Showtime anytime, and you
could watch it on the internet at RejectedJokes.com.
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Thank you to my guests, Rich Sommer,
Ben Schwartz, Rob Hubel.
Ben, you're welcome to come back next week
as the winner if you want.
We'll talk about it.
You don't have to commit on Mike,
but you can come back if you want.
And as always, Vladimir Putin is a shithead and downton abby is a shithead
now it's time we're done to watch another cocky eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes it cocky
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