Doug Loves Movies - Rory Scovel, Erik Griffin, and Brent Weinbach Guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds
With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies Hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
That was pretty tight, you guys.
We're coming to you from the Punchline in San Francisco On Sunday, October 27th
To Ocean's 13th
Let me see your name tags, San Francisco
Oh, I knew this was gonna be good
Oh, Lord
I need to make a vine of just this
I usually make a vine when the name tags get picked
But this time
I'm gonna make a goddamn vine
Of you guys Yeah, turn
the lights up.
I think
Beyonce says.
Turn the lights up!
Okay. Wow, they did
get brighter. That was weird.
Are they all the way up?
Is there more up to go?
Alright. This is really
annoying to the podcast listener
and to people with weak arms.
Why isn't my vine working?
Son of a bitch.
I don't think it's going to work in here for some reason.
I know that's sad.
But we got some good ones.
Let me talk about some of them.
We got Sean Shank Redemption.
Shauna, pardon me, Shank.
Shauna Shank that I
signed. So I've even seen that before.
So I even have less of an excuse to
Nat Tattoo-y.
And it looks like
it's going to have food inside of it.
What's inside that bag?
Look. Yeah, it looks
like food stuff.
Let me pull one thing out of there.
What the hell?
Oh, my God.
That's a lot of cookies.
I hope one of my guests wants a lot of cookies.
And those are unmedicated, right?
Anti-chris?
Is that a big penis and some balls?
There's a pumpkin up there.
What's your name?
Hannahween?
Hannahween.
Sex, lies, and videotape?
Oh, sex, lies.
That's your name, lies?
Okay.
Speaking of liars.
28 Days Katie? Oh, Kater
Haha, I get it
Doug Loves Doobies
Big Giant Joint
There's a big fork and a spoon for some reason
There's a flying dragon over there
Is your name Daryl?
Is it Daryl Dragon from Captain and Tennille?
No, what's your name?
Adam. Okay, Adam the
Dragon? Rain of Adam.
Okay. Adam
what?
It rhymes.
Shut up.
Let me try one more time to make my vine
work and if it refuses then we're
just going to move on from this concept.
Yeah, it just won't go.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck's wrong with it.
Technology is terrible.
It's never there when you need it.
But thank you guys for bringing all those name tags,
and where's Drunk Eric? Are you here?
There's Drunk Eric, everybody.
We met him yesterday, and I think he's going to become a fan favorite. and where's Drunk Eric? Are you here? There's Drunk Eric, everybody.
We met him yesterday and I think he's going to become a fan favorite.
Yesterday's stand-up show here at the Punchline,
two bastards made me choose between Gravity and Tommy Boy
in a very challenging round of Watch This, Not That.
And my choice will always be a secret
between me and the people that were at that show.
But I did make a decision.
Right, Drunk Eric?
Yep.
I think everything I said yesterday is a secret to you.
November 15th, I'm doing stand-up and the Leonard Maltin game
at Warehouse Live in Houston, Texas.
So looking forward to going there.
Now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies.
At Chemical Girl tweeted,
I think Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is an unofficial prequel
to What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
This has been...
Tweet Relief tweets about scary TV shows.
Cheap Drills!
Los Angeles.
Tomorrow night.
Today, if you're listening on Monday,
the Benson Interruption podcast
at Meltdown Comics on Sunset Boulevard.
$10 gets you in.
Starts at 8 o'clock.
See you there?
Question mark?
I got some great guests, I should say.
And if you're listening to Doug Lozmini's,
I think I spilled who a couple of them are
watch me on midnight
at midnight on Comedy Central
at midnight
also Monday night
Jesus Christ how do I do all of this stuff
couldn't get through
without my precious marijuana
speaking of crazy people named Eric
Eric Andre is my guest
this week on Getting Doug
with High
415
Pacific Standard Time
youtube.com slash Doug Benson
Let's
look in the prize bag
Let's see what's going on in the prize bag
I think it's going on in the prize bag.
I think it's going to be lots of fun stuff that someone will be happy to
win, like a
book. I guess it's... Is it a
comic or is it a book? It's a little...
It's got illustrations in it,
but it's called, If I Did It,
What Might Have Happened in the
Last Seven Years?
That's what it's called.
And it's got a unicorn wearing a shirt that has a cat on its head on the cover.
So that pretty much explains it.
A few years back, I flew on the same flight as Janine Garofalo,
and she goes, she's reading this book, and she finished it, and sheine Garofalo, and she goes, she's reading this book,
and she finished it, and she hands it to me,
and she goes, do you want this book?
And whenever I finish a book, I just give it to someone,
and they can read it.
And I go, what did you think of it?
And she's like, well, it doesn't matter.
You can just decide for yourself if you like it or not.
It's called On Chesil Beach.
Has anybody here ever read it?
There you go.
The Washington Post book world calls it breathtaking.
But probably anything about a beach is going to be exciting if you live in book world.
So now I'm paying it forward without having read it.
I don't know if that breaks the good luck chain or something.
And then also, of course, a copy of Gateway
Doug.
I almost said drug.
You don't have to applaud for that.
Is there something else in here?
Oh, yeah. There's a
How to Play the Leonard Maltin Game
card. Still got
some of those to give away. Still got a couple of these
for my guests today. And then, oh,
also some buttons from
Fuzzy Balls
Apparel dot com.
Alright, so all of that and I think
another prize that's
going to be offered up when the guests get up here
can be yours today.
I told them
that I really like the people that wore
costumes, you know,
because it takes a lot of effort and then you have to walk around in it and stuff.
So I apologize to anyone who brought a really cool name tag that also isn't wearing a costume
because I kind of told them to focus on the costumes today.
But if you brought an awesome name tag, I do not tell them exactly what they have to do.
It's all up to them.
And I got three great guests for you.
Please welcome Brent Weinbach, Eric Griffin, and Rory Scovel.
Oh!
Hey, fellas, take any seat you'd like.
Oh, look at this.
I just got a pizza delivered to me by my friend Simon.
And I'm going to eat it in front of you guys
and try to help move more of the delicious food here at the Punchline.
The San Francisco comedy treat.
I love this new flatbed pizza.
Say flatbed.
Flatbed.
Fatbed.
I like this fatbed pizza.
That's Brent Weinbach, everybody.
Headlining here at the Punchline.
Was here all weekend long.
Did you have a fun weekend?
Yeah, it was fun.
It was a fun Halloween weekend.
I saw two of your shows
and enjoyed both of them immensely.
Oh, thank you. Thank you for coming. Yeah, it was fun. It was a fun Halloween weekend. I saw two of your shows and enjoyed both of them immensely. Oh, thank you. Thank you for coming.
Yeah, you know.
I was here. I just got high outside.
So why not? Why not just come back inside?
That's a trip.
Seemed like a good plan.
The girl, is that supposed to be like a Donnie Darko thing?
The bunny thing?
Oh, it's Space Jam?
Wildly different movies.
Come on, kids.
We're going to watch Donnie Darko.
The adults are going to go watch
Space Jam in the
other room.
Is that Doug? Quail Man.
Quam Man. Doug.
Doug. What does that mean? Both of your names are Doug.
Oh, okay.
You remember the cartoon?
I do.
The block with Ren and Stimpy and Rugrats?
Yeah.
His name was Doug Funny.
Yeah.
And that was his alter ego, Quail Man, is a superhero of him.
Wow.
No, you don't remember that?
Jesus Christ.
Not at all.
His bio.
You just nerded out right now.
Real hardcore. I love it. It nerded out right now. Real hardcore.
I love it.
It's not a nerd thing.
I mean, it's just a life thing.
People don't know Coilman.
They haven't lived.
I think.
I mean, you remember Ren and Stimpy, right?
That's the best cartoon ever made, right?
Well, you know.
Oh, you don't think so?
Don't force anybody to make that decision.
Splashly.
I'm more of a Voltron kind of guy.
That's Eric Griffin, everybody, who
of course you know from
Workaholics.
And you're
doing stand-up this weekend over at Cobb's
Comedy Club. Over at the good old Cobb's.
So that'll be my prize.
You're going to come to my show tonight. How about that for free?
What's that?
If I win or whatever.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I was leading up to.
Oh, there's the Donnie Darko one over there.
No, what's that from?
What's that scary rabbit from?
Bible goes west.
It's always a 90s cartoon.
That was Rory Scovel, everybody.
That was fucking scary.
He came to town just for this.
But he did tell me that it was kind of his fantasy
that there'd be more than one bunny costume.
I think that's just an Easter bunny.
Okay.
You know, I mean, that's the joke of it,
is that it's Halloween, but it's an Easter bunny.
Is it comfortable staying in that head,
or is that your real head?
If it's not comfortable, go ahead and take it off.
I'm a real bunny.
Costume?
I know.
If he or she commits to it the whole show.
I just got off work.
This isn't a costume.
Can you drink in that thing?
Yeah, there are some good costumes
Yeah
I think she's
I think she does this professionally
Because she does
She does all the miming stuff
Yeah, she
But there's no instinct to talk
Like, she's clearly done this before
Everyone else will fall for it
Oh, my name is
It could be a he
Nah, it's be a he.
Nah, that's not a he.
Walk-around characters in amusement parks aren't allowed to talk, right?
Some of them.
They're not even allowed to speak.
Like at Disneyland,
they're not allowed to talk to you.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Yeah, it breaks the whole character.
What about the non...
Because they don't do a depression of the voice.
They couldn't hire short girls
to do impressions of, you know, fucking...
I was going to say Yosemite Sam.
Not a Disney
character, but you know, the walk around Yosemite Sam
at Six Flags is
a five foot tall girl.
So she's not going to be in there
going, you know.
Oh, I was so ready for your
Yosemite Sam. Yeah, you have to do it now.
Oh, varmints!
I thought you were going to do her voice doing it.
Yeah, I thought so, too.
I thought you were going to do a girl's name.
We're all disappointed.
So what?
Let us all down, Doug.
Her attempt at it would be like,
Hello, varmints!
There it is.
She's 80.
Most of those people in those costumes,
they probably look like me.
Just big weird dudes.
Supposed to be like Mickey Mouse
or something like that.
I don't think they put a big weird dude in the Mickey costume
but they would put him in a Baloo the Bear.
Would be good for you, I think.
I think you'd be a good Baloo.
Thanks, I think.
That Ursula the Sea Witch, you could do that.
Any reason to call me fat, huh?
He's like, let me think of all the big, fat, ugly characters in Disney history.
She's tall.
She's strong.
She's strong.
She's a strong woman.
She's got a toned body.
Ursula has the most toned...
Her body's on swole.
She probably has the lamest motives of any Disney villain.
She's just like, I don't like that girl.
I'm a sea witch.
I should do something during the day.
Yeah.
She was the most relatable.
That's the most natural of them.
I just don't like her.
No.
But who would put, like, an evil hex on somebody,
like, to fuck with them,
but then also have this easy out
that all she's got to do is meet some dude
and get kissed by him?
I think she wanted more than that, though.
I think she wanted to be beautiful.
She wanted Ariel's beauty.
How could you take it from her?
Oh, yeah, she wanted that beautiful singing voice.
She wanted the whole package.
Yeah, buddy.
Yeah.
Good night!
Instead of, I'm just a sea witch,
a crafty old sea bitch
Well what's funny is now we all know that Eric
You probably did the little mermaid costume
I did
When I was a kid
I had a little mermaid thing
I was serious
This pepperoni pizza is amazing
It's really good
No we don't want any.
Thanks for...
Yeah.
Do you guys want something to eat?
Oh, here we are.
I don't...
Not me.
Yeah, if you want to order something.
No, we're all good.
Maybe we can get like a menu up here.
I don't want that.
The more distractions you guys have, the better, because we're just going to play games and
stuff.
I don't need your attention.
Do you want the...
Eric's a first-time guest on the show,
so I brought an extra Leonard Maltin game rule card for him.
Oh, okay.
If you just want to refer to that on occasion,
it's quite simply laid out in about 2,000 words.
Yeah, this is like...
It's so tiny.
And I have glasses on.
I'm all right.
What the fuck is...
Now, Eric, I went on your, whatchamacallit page.
Oh, here we go.
You've done tons of TV shows, great ones, like Arrested Development.
You were on that.
But you know that.
But according to IMDb, though, there's a couple of movies they named.
And I just wanted to know what you thought of these movies and what you did in them.
Okay.
And they are called, do you want to guess or should I just tell you?
Just go ahead, tell us.
Well, you know the one I prefer just by name alone?
One's called Weeding Out.
Yeah.
What's Weeding Out?
You know what?
I don't even remember at this point.
It was so long ago the guy made that movie.
It's like a period piece now. It's so long that it hasn't come out. You know what? I don't even remember at this point. It was so long ago the guy made that movie. It's like a period piece now. It's so long that it hasn't come out.
But it was like about the guy was the devil.
I don't even remember what it
was about. It sounds great.
Yeah.
It's one of those
where you don't read the script. You just read
the page that you're on.
But it was like about the guy made a deal
with the devil. But it was about the guy who made a deal with the devil.
But it was really low budget, everybody.
Super low budget.
Was it pot related in any way?
Not at all.
That's horrible.
I know.
Weeding out?
There's a movie that's not even on there.
It was supposed to be like,
it was supposed to be Revenge of the Nerds, but for fat kids.
What if that was the title?
That was the official.
It was called Fatties.
Fatties, but that didn't come out.
They changed it from Burning Down the House to Fatties.
If that was the title, I would have seen that.
I would have been like, yeah, I have to know what this is.
But then again, another sort of...
Fatties sounds like a weed.
No, it's another weed title.
I've been in all these weed titles that are not about weed.
Fatties. Fatty sounds like a weed. No, it's another weed title. I've been in all these weed titles that are not about weed. It's really unfortunate how the weed culture is really,
pretty much every word also means weed.
Yeah, you could take anything.
To weed people.
Name anything right now.
We can make it weed related.
Chevy Volt.
Smoke a Chevy Volt.
Boom.
He did it.
It was even easier than I thought it was going to be.
When we all doubted him.
We all were like, uh-oh.
Okay.
Oh, he did do it.
He did do it.
Just say smoke before something.
Yeah, that's it.
And it works.
He's right.
He's right.
You could modify a word too,
like I'm totally Volted right now or whatever.
Well, you didn't say there was any modification when you originally said you could do this.
There's lots of options.
Is there a card for this game?
This is a new one.
What about movies?
Go on.
Now that I look at the title of your other movie
that's on IMDb, Eric,
I'm thinking
that's what you just described,
or it's a really weird coincidence.
Oh, maybe I got the name.
Yeah, Weeding Out, I think,
is about something entirely different
because I think you were describing
the soul agency.
Oh!
No, that's about pot.
Go ahead.
Tell us how that soul agency...
You smoke a soul agency. You smoke a soul agency.
He did it again.
Just when we thought.
Genius!
Well, maybe you could soul an agency.
Soul means smoke in that world.
There you go.
Yeah.
You can start saying soul now so you can say it at work without sounding like you're going to do something you're not supposed to be doing at work.
I got to go outside and soul.
There you go.
You guys got any agency on you?
Yeah.
Let's go soul some right now.
Weeding Out was about a guy who got busted for marijuana
and they put him on house arrest
and he has a bracelet on his leg
and he's living at home and he can't smoke weed.
I don't even remember.
That's a great guess.
Does anyone else want to guess?
I thought it was about the devil. What's that game called where you take words from the dictionary and everybody... Balderdash. guess. Does anyone else want to guess?
What's that game called where you take words from the dictionary
and everybody... Balderdash. Balderdash. I love
that game. I bet you do. Holy shit.
You probably smoke Balderdash.
That's that good shit.
Well, I know you guys
are all busy with your lives and careers and comedy,
but I'd like to ask everybody what a movie that they've seen recently is.
It doesn't necessarily have to be in a motion picture theater.
It could be at home or on your phone or on a plane.
Rory looks deep in thought.
Do you have one?
Gravity.
I saw that recently
I realized yesterday while I'm on this very stage
in front of some of this audience
that
watching Gravity
it was just nice to see
it was nice to hear that Ed Harris still works at NASA
I thought that the whole time
right?
I thought he was just an actor and a director
but he also
that was really his other
job. But strangely,
but strangely, he always is there when shit
goes down. Yeah. He's not a good
director. Like, is he there 24-7
or... Just happened to be
there those two times when they really
needed... I thought that the whole time.
Really needed ground control to help out and say
things like, watch it! Yes, and something like
75 years later, too.
So he's had that job for a while.
Same haircut, though.
He really didn't go crazy when he played McCain, but normally he's very high and tight.
What about you?
So should I ask you what you thought of Gravity?
I loved it.
Yeah.
I loved it, too.
I loved it.
Did anybody here not like Gravity?
Well, me.
Oh, here we go. Here we go. Right here on the panel, you guys. I'm it, too. I loved it. Did anybody here not like Gravity? Well, me. Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Right here on the panel, you guys.
I'm actually not going to even say that.
Even the rabbit's nodding like, no, you can't not like Gravity.
I mean, I enjoy hopping, but I got to get back to the earth.
Actually, did anybody dislike the movie here?
Yeah.
Okay, maybe you would agree.
There's one guy over there that first time he spoke up for
anything in his life this is the one thing he felt the most passionate about
yeah and then I did it yeah and his passion came out yeah before you answer
Brent yeah no yeah why did you not like sir, and don't give away the ending if that's what you didn't like?
And then we'll see if there's a match.
Yeah.
That is so mean.
He doesn't sound like that at all, listeners.
He didn't like her dialogue.
Because you thought it was a man writing for a woman or something?
Or it wasn't believable?
Unnecessary.
Yeah.
You just wanted her to just be in space.
You're just sitting there like, shut up and be in space.
You were content with her just being in space.
God, for once in your life.
She's just in space.
How far out of the house do I need you to get before you stop blabbering?
But he didn't even get to finish.
Because the next part of me, there wasn't enough tits.
Why do we have to know who they are?
Can't they just be in space?
Ugh, Hollywood.
With tits.
Tits in space.
That's actually the space. I mean,
that's actually the sequel.
I don't know if you guys know that.
She goes back up.
She smokes some tits in space.
Ah!
Now, tits in space
sounds like some good weed,
I think.
It does sound like a thing,
actually.
Actually, Rory was joking,
but it is true.
It did seem like
they wrote that stuff
to make it have
more emotional depth,
but it didn't seem
so necessary for
the story of just being trapped in space.
You don't need to know the background and
what her motivation was.
It started as an
off-Broadway play.
It started as a one-woman show. It was about a woman
just pretending to be in space, talking
about her life.
Then they added awesome special
effects to it.
I've got to see it again. You're about awesome special effects to it. I gotta see it again.
You're about to clown it too now.
I almost gave some stuff away.
I almost gave some stuff away in defending it.
It's pretty deep. My hands are tied here.
I can't even defend it. If you haven't seen it,
you know what?
It's so what you give
shit away at this point. It's been in theaters like
five weeks. It's like people that haven't seen
the last Breaking Bad.
Don't tell me!
Some people think the statue of limitations is like five years or something.
No, go kill yourself if it's five years.
Mom, why are you being such a bitch?
Oh, hi, Dad.
Sorry.
I just thought I'd throw it in.
You told me to throw it in.
I did.
I saw him last night, and he does a great... In context. Sorry. I just thought I'd throw it in. You told me to throw it in. I did.
I saw him last night, and he does a great... In context.
He does a great Finn from Breaking Bad.
You're respecting him by calling him Finn?
Oh, I thought you were going to say Finn.
Yeah, no.
Can we talk about Breaking Bad?
Is that all right?
No?
Really?
Yeah.
Hold on.
There's a guy right in front.
No.
And I get what I want because I look like Adam Scott.
You ever get that?
Look kind of Adam Scott-like.
Once.
He said once.
Okay.
That's enough.
Actually, can I say my criticism of gravity?
Sure.
Please.
If I can just be real for a second.
The beginning of the movie says that there's...
It says there's no...
It's silent in space.
True.
And there's nothing to carry sound.
And the first five seconds of the movie are fine,
but then after that,
it's just nonstop crashing sound effects
and a background...
I mean, what would you guys want to see?
You want to see that in silence?
Yeah, because also the Death Star wouldn't explode in a big fireball either in space,
but you want to see it explode.
But it was to be kind of realistic about space,
and I don't mind the sound effects actually,
but I did mind the score, like the background score,
that there was a constant score through the whole thing
when I thought it would have been more effective to convey a sense of...
I could swear there were sequences
where there was no music at all.
In the beginning, there was about five minutes.
I did really like that there was five minutes
without a single cut.
And that was good.
But most of it,
there was a lot of music going on in the background.
And it took away from that feeling of loneliness
and being in space.
And if there was no soundtrack,
it would have made...
You didn't preface this with,
by the way, I recently did a book report.
Yeah.
It would have...
And you can read all about this on www.
I don't know what the website would be.
Brent's book reports.
Brent's books.
If we were in a pot circle when you were saying all of that,
you would have also been holding the joint the entire time.
But, you know, the country music, this isn't spoiling it,
but the country music that George Clooney listens to,
that would have been much more poignant to just hear that
in this lonely kind of empty atmosphere.
Oh, and never hear a score at all?
Yeah, I think so.
For this movie, especially taking place in space. How do you feel emotion without music in a movie, though?
I actually don't like music in a movie.
Especially if you don't know any of the backstories.
Right.
And it's just tits. Did we need to see
the Earth in the background?
Did they really
need a mission?
Can they not just be in space?
What's the budget?
How do we chop $100 million out of that?
You know, I think a lot of guys
probably got fired up about the movie
just because it's like, you know,
they've sat through a lot of crappy Sandra Bullock movies
on dates and at home,
and now just, yeah, just send her into space. Sandra Bullock movies on dates and at home. And now,
just send her into space.
You know,
you just saw the trailer of her just flipping through
space like, that's not
coming back.
If she does, you know,
welcome to Australia.
That's like speed three.
It comes back.
This could have been speed three, actually. She didn't have to keep it going.
Speed and Gravity are now my two favorite Sandra Bullock movies,
and the rest are non-favorites.
No, but this should have been called Speed 3.
That would have been much better.
Hope Floats?
Didn't get anything out of Hope Floats?
We're all different, I guess.
That would have been a perfectly fine title for Gravity.
Touché. We're all different, I guess. That would have been a perfectly fine title for Gravity. Touche.
Too many words in the title.
I couldn't get it.
They'd go with hoping and floating just to cheese it up some more.
The music also made the dialogue a little more cheesy, too, actually.
Do you not like Sandra Bullock?
I'm done.
We're done. Do you like Sandra Bullock? I'm done.
Do you like Sandra Bullock in general?
Ah, there you go.
He liked all of George Clooney's lines.
Just saying.
I like her just... I like Sandra Bullock just fine.
She's just been too many...
She's in too, too many miscongenialities.
And those are some of her
better films. They should have had, instead of a
satellite, like a
homeless black football player
floating towards...
And she would have got blindsided.
Don't call it a comeback!
I've been here for... Oh, you're not doing
L.O. Cool J? I didn't know we were going to do it together.
I'm sorry. Yeah, at first it sounded like you guys were going over a cliff,
and then the next thing I knew it was a rap battle.
What have you seen lately, Eric?
Yeah, I saw Gravity.
Oh, enough about Gravity already.
You know what I saw in my hotel room?
I saw that movie Closed Circuit with Eric Bana.
And Julia Stiles had a little part.
She got killed in it.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Damn it.
Hey, if it's in a hotel and you haven't seen it yet, go fuck yourself.
Also, if you're going to watch, what's it called?
Closed Circuit? Also go fuck yourself. Probably. Nobody cares. Also if you're gonna If you're gonna watch What's it called? Close Circuit
Also go fuck yourself
Yeah
Probably
Nobody cares
Everybody would've grown
Everyone would've grown
If you said that about
You know
Save the Last Dance 2
I also saw Red
I saw Red 2
In a hotel
That was pretty good
I love
You like that?
I enjoy seeing those old folks
Do their thing
You know
So you're probably looking forward
To this
Last Vegas movie
That's coming out?
No.
You mean the old Hangover?
No, I don't want to see that one.
I think it's going to be good.
No way, Rory.
I think it's going to be good.
You cannot believe that in your heart.
I do believe it.
Why?
You just wait.
I have no answers.
You just wait.
Did you also like Space Cowboys?
No.
Ooh, classic.
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I thought they could have just been in space.
It's too much.
There's too much going on.
The word cowboys.
I don't even know why they're there.
The word cowboys gives too much backstory as it is, you know?
It should have just been called space.
Space Indians.
You could do it all.
Space whatever.
Space retards. You could do it all. Space whatever. Space retards.
You can do whatever you want to put.
How come somebody has an open place that has alcohol and outlets for your computer and called it Space Bar?
This guy had that idea.
And your hair is longer than mine, so it's even less likely to happen.
He said he's so mad about it.
That was my idea.
to happen. He said he's so mad about it.
That was my idea.
But I do think there's... Bars need places where we can plug in. Because don't you just
get anxious in bars now when your phone
is like dying and you're standing in a bar
talking to somebody you don't want to talk to? Well, it's like an
old hotel. You go to a hotel and you
can't find a damn outlet anyplace but the
bathroom or like something behind a
you know... You gotta unplug the lamp and the stupid alarm clock.
Please give me your travel agent's name because you're staying in the worst hotels.
Shitty hotels.
There were no outlets in the entire room.
We might not have outlets, but we've got closed circuit.
Yep.
It matches the room.
So did you like Closed Circuit?
Would you recommend it?
Yeah, it was pretty good.
One of those procedural thrillers.
Sit back and relax.
Yeah, you sit back and relax.
You fall asleep only a couple of times.
You wake up.
I do like that when you buy it in a hotel room,
it's for a period of time
and you don't have to get through it in one sitting.
Because I do it late at night and I'm high
and I'm sitting in a bed.
Like, why am I going to stay awake?
Yeah.
You know?
And they're always way too expensive.
Oh, they're pricey at first, too.
They're too pricey.
Yeah, you wait for them to come down.
What are those run now?
What's the...
It's like between...
15, 16, something like that?
Yeah, it's 15.
You paid $16 for closed circuit?
I did.
Jesus Christ. Hey, I'm on basic cable, man. I got, you know, I got to like that? Yeah, it's 15. You paid $16 for closed circuit? I did. Jesus Christ.
Hey, I'm on basic cable, man.
I got to get that money back.
$16?
I was bored.
Come on.
Don't hate me.
Some hotels have a channel that it's just a closed circuit camera of the lobby.
Oh, that'd be great.
I watched that.
I would pay $20 for that.
And the elevator.
If you could see the elevator and then the lobby,
oh, God, that'd be awesome.
It'd be scary.
Just one of those slice of life documentaries.
All three of you are admitting right now
you'd love to just watch people without them knowing you're doing it.
And you did it so nonchalantly.
I wish I could just put a camera in a shower.
Okay, you went to shower nonchalantly. Like, I wish I could just put a camera in a shower and...
Okay, you went to shower, by the way.
Our place is people are clothed, at least.
And what if the security... On the elevator?
I don't think so.
Now, what hotels is he staying at now, right?
What if the camera was set up
in your own room?
And you could watch yourself?
Yeah.
How much would you pay for that?
I mean, it's already there, right?
Not really.
Well, whatever the room costs.
You can't really watch yourself,
but to watch yourself from a distance on a camera,
that's a whole new experience.
Let the games begin!
By the way, I also saw Escape from Tomorrow.
I just wanted to...
It was weird.
Go, go.
I was born in the darkness of Disney World.
What did you think of that?
It's really weird.
It's just...
It's weird.
It's amazing, though, too,
that they were able to pull it off.
It's cool that they got it done.
How did they do it?
It's crazy.
But then with that, they made a weird movie. It might cool that they got it done. How did they do it? It's crazy. But then with that they made a weird movie.
Sometimes it's
weird in a good way. Sometimes it's weird in a definitely
really bad way. I couldn't tell if it was
a bad or good movie but I was definitely impressed.
It's definitely someone's vision.
It reminded me very much of a David Lynch movie
in that a lot of times I don't
like huge parts of David Lynch
movies. Really? But I like it
overall. What movie did you not like?
Huge parts.
Oh, fucking...
Did you see Inland Empire?
I liked it.
I'm with you.
Well, I like seeing anything that he does.
You won me over with that.
I mean, some of it did seem like a student film,
kind of, but it was...
Some of it did seem like a student film,
but I did think Inland Empire.
You know what I mean?
Even one that everybody loves...
The only one that I think is really perfect
from beginning to end is Blue Velvet.
People say that.
And A Straight Story is a very good movie, and Elephant Man is a great movie.
But then everything else, there's just parts where I'm just kind of like,
okay, this could not happen for this long, and everything would be cool.
My favorites are Fire Walk With Me and Lost Highway.
They're scary movies.
They're more scary than any horror movie
I've ever seen.
They are intense.
And this movie was scary.
Robert Blake is scary.
Oh yeah, he's very scary.
Call Me Right Now.
Right?
You know what I'm talking about,
Lost Highway?
He's like, I'm at your house right now,
call me.
And he's talking about the party,
remember?
Yeah, sort of.
Whatever.
All right.
I just remember his face.
His face being superimposed on Prince Charles Arquette's body, right?
Just his face in general.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was just scary.
He just had a scary face in that.
He has a white face.
Are those his most famous movies?
Wild at Heart is a great one, if you like, when Nicolas Cage decided to throw out all the rules.
That's when he started every movie he was in.
He was over the top.
He does that in every movie.
He's pretty fun in that, I think.
What happened to that guy?
Sailor Ripley.
Vampire's Kiss has some hilarious shit in it.
He's real good in that, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm pro-Nicolas Cage.
He morphs into different characters every movie he does.
You're pro-Nicolas Cage? Mm-hmm. Pro-Cage. I'm pro Nicolas Cage he morphs into different characters every movie he does
you're pro Nicolas Cage
I'm anti the wigs he chooses lately
I always think his hair looks stupid
I almost bought this in a hotel
I forgot the name of it
but it was just like the Liam Neeson movies
where he's always losing his kids
it was $47
there's a layaway plan where he's always losing his kids. It was $47. Yeah.
There's a layaway plan.
I have to go back to that hotel to watch it.
What was the name of that?
But it was like he lost, like lost,
or again, his daughter got stolen or something like that.
And it's like, what the fuck?
Nicolas Cage, huh?
No, no, no, not Leaving Lost.
Wow, that was actually a good movie.
The Weatherman?
Drive Angry?
Drive Angry? No, it was like directly taken from taken.
Yeah, it was like it should have been called Taken 2 or also Taken.
But that was already taken.
So.
But I know what you're talking about.
Who's that?
I do know what you're talking about.
He should just call Liam Neeson about like, hey, what do you do when you're.
Why are you saying all the good movies?
It's not Matt Stickman.
These are great guesses in that outfit, though.
Like with that sleeve.
Matt Stickman?
Hey, you know what?
We're turning this into the Seth Rogen game.
We don't need to name every Nicolas Cage movie,
but we do need to
pick our name tags.
So show us your name tags,
everybody,
because it's pretty amazing.
Oh, yeah,
he's Jack Skellington,
so he does have
puffy sleeves.
Oh, I see the one I want.
There's a lot of good ones.
Just go get
whoever it is
you want to play for.
While you guys do that,
we'll do this.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
Hey, everybody.
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and we're back who are you guys playing for what do we got uh rory who'd you pick peter pot
peter pot right over there he's dressed like dressed like Peter Pan And I think there's a giant
Blunt in here
He gave you some weed?
Well it all came together as one package
Peter Pot
And you do have your medical card in the state of California?
I certainly do
I'm not going to talk to a fellow like that
Unless I have my medical card I'm not going to talk to a fellow like that unless I have my medical card.
I'm not a narc.
And he's got Tinkerbell with him too, right?
Yeah, he does.
Did you notice?
Yeah.
But is it slutty Tinkerbell or just regular Tinkerbell?
Depends what you think.
Tinkerbell.
I got to be honest, the Disney version of Tinkerbell is pretty slutty.
Animated or Julia Roberts?
Animated or Julia Roberts?
Tokerbell. Tokerbell? Julia Roberts? Tokerbell.
Tokerbell?
Peter Potten, Tokerbell.
Don't start chanting Rufio, you guys.
I know you want to.
Oh, now we have to now.
I proved that that movie's not real.
Rufio.
Rufio.
Who are you playing for, Rufio?
You are the pen.
Nick J.
Where's he at?
I'm a Star Wars fan, so this looks very lightsabery.
So I was like...
Where is he?
That's a candle, right?
Stand up, Nick.
Bart strikes.
Look at that costume.
That's Star Wars costume.
Look at that tremendous Star Wars costume.
Now look over here.
Actual... Oh, no, that's Princess Bride.
Never mind.
I thought they were Star Wars.
Where?
Which character?
Princess Bride, people.
Han Solo and...
Who is that supposed to be, do you think?
From Star Wars.
If they're from Star Wars, please tell me who they are.
That's Han Solo and Luke Skywalker wears that kind of shit
while he lives at home with Aunt Beru.
It does look like Han Solo.
That's Han Solo after like 15 years later. He's just chilling. I know, he's like a pimp now. It does look like Han Solo. That's Han Solo after 15 years later.
He's just chilling.
He's like a pimp now.
It's like Han Solo as a pimp.
He's not working out.
He's just like...
Space pimps.
He's like, Leia!
Space pimps.
Leia!
Space Cowboys 3.
Space pimp.
Anyway.
There's only one.
There can be only one.
It's Highlander 5 also.
I wanted people who had costumes to get picked, but you guys can only do what you want to do. What's the one. There can be only one. It's Highlander 5 also. I wanted people who had costumes to get picked.
There can only be one.
But you guys can only do what you want to do.
What's the guy's name again?
Nick.
We're playing for Nick.
Good luck, Nick.
Nick.
And who are you playing for?
Mark Knight.
He's a trucker.
He took the DVD for...
He was a trucker.
I assume his name is Mark.
And he changed Dark Knight into Mark Knight on a DVD cover.
He's dressed as...
With a taped-on little piece of paper.
Look, I mean...
You saw all the amazing name tags, right?
That might not seem like a lot of effort,
but he put a lot of effort into his costume,
which is the Quail Man outfit.
Oh, okay.
You were already excited about his costume, so that's cool.
And he also is wearing the underwear on the outside of his pants.
Here, come on, stand up on stage for just a second and just show that.
Look at that.
Boom. So, boom.
So, boom.
Yeah, but my guy has a hat on.
I love how you said trucker,
and he was like, no, I'm not dressed up.
Work with me, motherfucker.
I mean, granted, though.
Granted, that's a cheap name tag.
I thought he was supposed to be Edward Norton in Moonrise Kingdom.
So.
All right, so you're playing for Mark, also known as Q.
Quail Man.
Quail Man.
I think the two of you are the only people in this room.
But round of applause, Quail Man. I think the two of you are the only people in this room. But round of applause, Quail Man.
Boom.
Round of applause, Rufio.
No matter what the expression is under,
doesn't it look like the Easter Bunny's pissed?
Like about the whole thing?
No matter what she's actually doing underneath that.
The Easter Bunny took her coat off.
Now she's got cleavage.
It is definitely a woman now.
Yeah, why didn't somebody pick?
Oh, I feel bad now.
Did anybody dress like Rufio?
I just like shiny things.
I don't know why I picked this one.
Is anyone dressed like Rufio here?
No.
Too scary.
Because I'll switch out right now.
Oh, don't do that.
I'm just kidding.
Don't do that to the mark, mate.
I wouldn't do it.
Well, that guy kind of looks like Rufio.
He was Filipino, right?
There's Rufio. You could be Rufio. He was Filipino, right? There's Rufio.
You could be Rufio.
Nothing wrong with singling out some Rufios.
Know what I mean?
Actually, you know what?
Actually, that sounds like another marijuana thing.
Smoking some Rufio.
Smoke a Rufio.
That's too right on point.
It is kind of close, yeah.
Let's chant Rufio. Smoke a Rufio. Yeah, but that's too right on point. It is kind of close, yeah. Let's chant Rufio.
Let's start with a game that I like to call the Seth Rogen game.
All right.
A.K.A. Last Man Stanton.
And the reason we call it that is because Harry Dean Stanton won when he played,
and he was the last man standing because it's an elimination game.
I get to play along as well for fun.
We'll start with you, though, Eric.
Oh, God, I'm horrible at games.
That's why I'm letting you go first because you'll get a wider array of titles to choose from.
Okay.
And then we'll go to Brent and then to me and then to choose from. And then we'll go to
Brent, and then to me,
and then to Rory.
You're a pro. Yeah, cool.
Because I think he needs the longest time
to think.
That's true.
I like how the woman that's dressed as a shark
just bent over to sneak out of here
and the fin was up in the air
like it was swimming through the audience.
Oh, God.
Brent, doesn't that music ruin that movie?
That movie would be so much scarier
if it was just quiet and you hear a country song.
You know what I did like, though?
I like that I didn't know the shark's backstory.
He was just there eating people. You know what I did like, though? I like that I didn't know the shark's backstory.
He was just there eating people.
Yeah, by the fourth one, it was subtitled Revenge because the shark was chasing them to another location,
swimming around the continent to go get them down the Bahamas.
Shouldn't they actually conclude like,
shit, there's a lot of scary fucking sharks
as opposed to one that's following
them. Yeah, no, that one had a vendetta.
The one that got blown up. He's a big
one though.
Yeah, Sharknado.
That's all we need to say about it.
This isn't Doug Love's TV movies.
It's like a wicked turn, wicked turn.
Here's how the game works.
We're going to get from the audience,
and I'm going to pick who is going to get to do it based on the,
oh, you know who it has to be.
It has to be the silent bunny.
Just to get the bunny to speak.
Is that okay, bunny?
Silent bunny?
You can whisper to the guy next to you and he can yell it.
Okay.
She what?
Have we done Tom Hanks before?
No?
All right, Tom Hanks.
Okay.
Because now it's going to get to the point where I can't remember which ones we've done.
But Tom Hanks is the name.
We start with you, Eric.
And all it is is naming movies that Tom Hanks is in.
And voice acting counts.
So here we go.
Settle in, everybody.
This one's the easiest one.
Welcome back, Shark.
Is there a time limit?
Thank God again that music wasn't there. There is a time limit? Thank God, again, that music wasn't there.
Hmm?
There is a time limit.
Name one.
Go, Eric.
Tom Hanks.
Apollo 13.
Okay, that's all you have to do.
Stop it.
Jesus.
Okay.
What was that second one you were about to say?
I'm not going to tell you.
He said enough of it.
You should have heard it.
Yeah.
Here's a hint.
It's like... Okay, Brent, Brent.
All right, Forrest Gump.
Yeah, see, that's what you do.
Get rid of the obvious ones.
Get rid of the easiest ones and then work your way down.
Sure, good strategy.
I'm going to go with the lady killers.
Okay, yeah.
Is that Coen Brothers?
I like when people are like, nice.
Good pull.
Wait, so do you go until people can't guess anymore?
That's the idea, yeah.
Big.
Big.
I guess I didn't explain it.
No, I fully get it now.
I didn't fully get it at first.
I was vague.
That was back to me?
I was vague.
I should have been big, but I was vague.
Wait, did Rory go already?
I said big. Oh, vague. Sounds back to me? I was vague. I should have been big, but I was vague. Wait, did Rory go already? I said big.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Apollo 13.
Now, I'm going to let this slide this first time.
Why?
But you can't say one that's been said already.
Well, I didn't really say it.
Especially by you.
Oh.
It was the first one you said.
No, no.
I said Philadelphia.
Then you said something else that I didn't take.
I know, but I was going to say as many as you want,
and I didn't know how the rules worked.
All right, but you can use Philadelphia now.
Oh.
You used Apollo 13 first the last time.
I thought I said Philadelphia first.
No.
Then I was going to say Apollo 13.
Oh, I did the other way around?
Oh.
Guys, this is a hustle.
This is a hustle for later games.
No way this is real.
Okay, Philadelphia.
Great.
Thanks for bringing up AIDS.
We were having so much fun.
Ruvio.
AIDS.
Ruvio.
So you can't say a movie.
That's part of the rules.
You can't say a movie that's already been said.
Got it.
Now we fully get it
Fully get it
We are invested
Brent
Splash
Okay
Ooh you motherfucker
Going way back to the beginning
Oh shit
I can't think
I wanted to be a badass
And say his very first movie
But I think I'll fuck it up
If I try to say it
But it was a silly horror movie
Anyway
Play big bro Play big, bro.
Play big.
Okay, in that case,
I'm going to go with The Man with One Red Shoe.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Ooh!
Nice.
The Man with One Red...
Ooh!
I almost fell over.
I almost crushed the prize bag.
What time's your show tonight, Eric?
They're going to win two free tickets to come see you?
7.30 tonight at Cobb's.
7.30.
Plenty of time.
Plenty of time.
Meet with me outside and then go over there down the street to Cobb's.
Yeah.
Whose turn is it?
Catch me if you can.
Right now we're playing another game.
I need you to answer.
It is my turn.
Like you just said that and ran away.
Now it's my turn?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Captain Phillips.
Don't say answers even when you're joking.
Because somebody in the audience said Apollo 13 to help you out.
Philadelphia 13.
Captain Phillips.
The one that's out now.
His newer movie.
Sure.
I don't get a ooh for that?
Are we allowed to name stuff
that's in pre-production?
Little dick.
No, but we can say
the one that's opening
in December.
Go ahead.
Bachelor Party.
Bachelor Party. Bachelor Party.
Good one.
Oh, you guys are like that?
I'm already done.
You guys are little show-offs
on that end, huh?
I'm going to go with
Saving Mr. Banks.
He's naming the most obscure ones.
That's where he plays Walt Disney
and it's coming out in December.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
You just helped me.
That's really the title?
Rory.
Saving Private Ryan.
I was going to say that one.
Sort of, you know, a prequel to Saving the Other Gentleman.
Tom Hanks, enough with the saving.
Let someone go.
Eric.
God, I suck at this.
No, you don't.
Did someone say sleepless in Seattle?
No.
Would you like to say that?
Nice.
He had some good sex to that right there.
He was like, nice.
Put the girl to that one.
Cast away.
Nice, Paul.
Wilson!
One of my favorites, Joe versus the volcano.
Oh.
Why do you have all the shitty ones on tap ready to go?
You've got mail.
Because I have a constant running shit tap in my brain.
You've got mail.
Oh, I thought you were...
I was like, okay, let me check my...
All of his answers are like,
they sound like he's not making a movie.
He's saying stuff.
They wrote that movie when they were so sure
AOL was going to go the distance.
It just came to me.
Okay.
Toy Story.
Yeah.
It took that long for a voiceover thing to come up
when I said voiceovers count.
All right.
Polar Express.
Just kind of in the same vein a little bit.
Yeah.
How about Toy Story 2?
Oh, is that legal?
Yeah, it's legal.
Oh, well.
I will go with Toy Story 3.
Three.
Why are you yelling out the most obvious one?
Because it was in my head about to come out, and I was like, punchline.
No, punchline's off the table.
Someone said it, but none of us did.
All right.
Good job, whoever yelled that out.
Please either leave or don't yell out ever again.
Those are your options.
Jesus.
Okay, let me see.
He thought he was going to bring the house down with that bullshit.
What if he did, though?
This wouldn't be your crowd.
Like, what if they went,
Fuck yeah! The place is just ripped apart.
What if...
That was the quietest violence ever perpetrated.
No music to accompany the rage.
Pure rage.
It's more poignant that way.
More poignant.
More jokes, I'm thinking.
Who's turtle?
Yeah, you're just helping him.
He's killing more, more hero.
What do you got, Eric?
Oh, man.
It's not a, you know.
It wasn't a Toy Story 4, huh?
It's okay to fail.
There was no Apollo 14. It's okay to fail. It's not a... It wasn't a Toy Story 4, huh? It's okay to fail. There was no Apollo 14.
It's okay to fail.
It's not an easy game.
There's no shame in failing at it.
This guy's trying to cheat with me.
Yeah, don't, please.
No, you know what?
I got to tap out.
I don't remember another one.
Okay, he's out.
He's out.
Brent.
Sorry.
He's out.
It happens, you guys.
Are you going to be like this during every game?
No.
No, the audience, not you.
Well, they like me.
Sorry, one eye was looking at you, and the other one was looking at them.
All right, the burps.
He does it with wonky.
The burps.
Nice.
That's probably.
Nice.
I remember one now.
That's actually probably my favorite Tom Hanks performance of all time, actually.
That's the best one, the speech at the end.
No music, too.
There's no music at the end speech.
I'm going to go with
volunteers.
Where he met his wife of
however many years since. You're good.
Rory? A league of their own.
Yes. Oh, hey, yeah.
You motherfucker. That reminds me,
I have to take a really long piss.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brent? Bonfire of the long piss. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Brent?
Bonfire of the Vanities.
Oh, good, Paul.
Bonfire of the Vanities.
I suck at this game.
It's going to start to get a little bit...
Shut off Eric's microphone.
I'm kidding.
Don't do that.
I'm kidding.
The Money Pit.
Well done.
Rory?
The Green Mile
Woohoo
Okay
I gotta
Every single one
I'm like
Why didn't I
Nothing in common
Yes
Right
I'm in nothing in common
Are you really
Mmhmm
Wow that's crazy
You know he's also
A Captain EO
It's true
Extremely loud and incredibly close.
Oh, man.
What do you mean, eh?
I agree about the movie, yeah.
Rory?
What did you say?
I really didn't know you had said one.
It's not a spelling bee.
I said...
Extremely loud and incredibly close. I really didn't know you had said one. It's not a spelling bee. I said extremely loud
and incredibly close.
Can you use it in a sentence, please?
Can we get the origin?
Now, are those two movies?
Are those two Tom Hanks films?
Three.
Two.
Billy the... One. Billy the Crystal.
You're out.
I said Billy the Crystal.
Brent.
That's my most favorite answer to anything.
Shut up, loser.
Brent.
The Da Vinci Code.
What?
Da Vinci Code.
Da Vinci Code?
Ah!
The hint!
How about Larry Crown?
Yeah, that's right.
What do you got, Brent?
Let's go.
I'm trying to think now.
Do some jokes, guys.
Come on.
Do that act out again with music this time.
Give me music.
Do you have another one?
Let me think.
Go ahead and think.
Billy the Crystal.
What would that movie even be about?
I don't know, but I love it.
I love it.
Family Ties.
I'm just kidding.
All right.
What was the sequel to Da Vinci Code called?
You're that good.
You're giving him away?
Well, he's clearly
got a hundred in his backpack.
He's got another one right now.
Oh, come on. I can get at least
one more. Come on.
He just gave you one.
I don't know it.
I've got three locked up.
You've got three? Or at least two. I've got two.
I said three just to
make you feel bad. He gave you one.
I got two.
You got two on deck.
It's not a two more.
How about...
I'm trying to think of things he does.
I've got three.
Really? You got three? Yeah. I've got three. I've got three. Really? You've got three?
Yeah.
I've got a countdown.
What is that?
Rory, three, two, one.
Brent, think it through.
Yeah, what's going on here?
Take your time.
Brent, take your time.
In fact, let me give you one.
He wants a noble battle here at the end here.
Favoritism over here.
You've got four now?
All right, so I win.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't do it.
Which one?
Turner and Hooch. Oh, the terminal.
Oh, Turner and Hooch.
Oh, Dragnet.
That thing you do.
Cloud Atlas.
Cloud Atlas.
That's the one I was thinking of.
That was from television.
That was a TV movie.
Road to Perdition.
Some guy just yelled out Forrest Gump.
That was like the second movie we said.
Apollo 13, you idiots.
And then one, I don't think anyone has yelled out yet.
The Terminal.
The Terminal, yeah.
All of those except for
Claude Adams.
But there's still one more
that I got.
Oh, he's in the Simpsons movie?
Angels and Demons.
Charlie Wilson's War.
This fucking game is crazy
how many more there always are.
But the one I don't think
anybody yelled out yet is
there's a Woody the car in the movie Cars. And he's the voice of that. I don't think anybody yelled out yet is there's a Woody
the car in the movie Cars.
I wouldn't have got that one.
Notice how
I can name some shows.
That's just an
asshole answer right there.
You're a dick if you picked that one.
He's actually in the special features.
It's called Play to Win, Eric.
You paused the fifth frame.
Yeah, that's an enjoyable game.
That's a fun one, yeah.
Tom Hanks is a ton of stuff.
Thank you for Tom Hanks.
It was a great suggestion.
He's got a ton.
He's got a ton.
That's a great game.
Try doing that with Macaulay Culkin.
It's like ten movies or something.
Okay, we still have to determine who's going to go first in the Leonard Moulton game.
So we're going to play How Much Did This Shit Make?
And that's where all four of you bid Price is Right style on how much you think the domestic box office,
the total domestic box office for this movie, according to Box Office Mojo.
And we'll go in the same order again.
I won't play, of course, because I'm looking right at the answer.
Eric, you go first.
Then we'll go to Brent.
Then we'll go to Rory.
That is the route you could take
if you choose to.
That's usually saved for the third position.
Because the second guy
could say $2.
Then the third guy says $3. He wins. the second guy could say $2. Sure. Then the third guy
says $3.
He wins.
Because this movie
made more than $3.
Yeah.
And the movie
is that we're going to do
took place here
in San Francisco
and brought it
great shame.
It's been fortunately
fixed and redone since
but we're going to talk
about Ang Lee's Hulk
Oh I was thinking
Ang Lee's misguided Hulk movie
Domestic box office
Which is
Was considered a flop because of how much it cost to make
But it had an especially big opening weekend
Can you say the budget of the movie?
And everybody
Hates it
You allowed to say the budget of the movie?
The budge?
Yeah.
Yeah, the budge.
Ooh, industry term.
I don't got the deets on the budge.
What an insider show.
I just looked up how much it made, but as I recall,
because all my point is just that it made money.
It made enough money that if it had cost $5 million to make,
it would have been a huge hit.
I don't think you can tell us the budget
because you already told us the disappointments.
Domestic box office total for the Hulk.
I'm going to go ahead and say $137 million.
Okay.
So specific,
I'm almost certain you're cheating.
Brent, what do you think?
I'm in right here!
You said it was a flop?
No, the idea is that it was considered a failure
because not only was it a shitty movie,
but it also,
and really long, it was long., but it also, and really long,
it was a long, I interrupted it recently,
and it's crazy.
And, you know, but it was,
Ang Lee is a very good filmmaker.
Every other movie he's made I've enjoyed.
And he just took a shot at it and it didn't work out right.
But in spite of making a lot of money opening weekend,
the word of mouth was so bad
that it was considered a failure
because of how much it cost to make.
So it lost money?
May have, yes.
Oh, that's what I'm trying to get at.
All right.
Yeah, yeah.
But all I'm trying to say is,
you know, Eric seems like he's figured it out.
All right.
I'm going to say it made...
Right, because if a movie makes $137 million,
that sounds like a hit.
But the movie costs...
I don't think it cost that much to make that movie.
It cost a lot.
Really?
It was one of those overrun...
It was like Titanic, you know, like went way over.
Yeah, huh.
It was like $200 million or whatever?
It was a lot, yeah.
All right.
Well, I'm just going to go with...
Does the rabbit know? The rabbit always knows. I'm just lot, yeah. All right. Well, I'm just going to go with... Does the rabbit know?
The rabbit always knows.
I'm just saying, no.
The slow shake is the fucking thing.
It was spooky.
I'm going to go with...
I'm going to say like 90 million.
90 million.
90 mil.
I forgot to say at the beginning of the game
we have to play this quickly.
I'm going to go 130 mil.
I'm going to go on a 130 mil.
You bastard.
Now that to me...
I don't even know if that's a smart or stupid play.
That to me, it strikes me as cheating.
Yeah.
Oh, is it cheating?
I think so, because Eric said 137 million,
Brett said 90, $137 million, Brett said $90 million, you said $130 million,
and the correct answer is $132.1 million.
Fuck you, buddy.
I was very close.
I know.
I was very impressed by your bid.
And then Rory sneaks in there, fucking threads the needle.
You wouldn't have picked anything near that, motherfucker.
I just wouldn't even know how you would even do this.
Yeah, that was incredible.
I watch a lot of movies, and I always go to IMDb, so I like, you know.
So you did know it, almost.
I didn't know it, but it was like, that sounds about the number.
I mean, this 7 kind of looks like a 2.
Yeah, because it had a $60 million opening weekend, and then sort of crawled to. Yeah, but those kind of looks like a two. Yeah, because it had a $60 million opening weekend and then sort of crawled to.
Yeah, but those kind of movies, you know.
But that one in particular was like the next weekend it had like a 60% drop off in attendance because it was so.
Oh, I can't believe it.
It was such a weird ass movie.
So I don't even know what we're doing right now.
Hulk fighting a giant poodle.
It was so bad.
And that was the good part.
It was so bad.
Yeah.
They've relaunched that movie now. There's been three different actors that have the good part. It was so bad. They've relaunched that movie now.
There's been three different actors that have been the Hulk.
End of story.
End of statement right there.
Eric Griffin, the movie professor.
Lost in thought the moment he said it.
There'll be a pop quiz about that next week.
And there was also a guy on television that played the role.
Okay.
Let's play the Leonard Maltin game.
People love it.
I love it.
Who are you texting?
We're playing it off my phone.
Oh, okay.
I have gotten accused of that a few times.
Why are you texting?
Because I can run a game show and text people at the same time.
I'm a...
Are we live right now? Is that what it is?
I'm a magical stoner.
That's the name of your next movie.
Rory gets to go first.
Great.
Because you won that last thing.
Fucking great.
And then since Eric is new and he's looking at his card about the rules,
we'll go to Brent second so that Eric has a chance to figure it out.
Rory gets to pick a category.
You're going to pick a category.
Too cute. Too cute for this show. Rory gets to pick a category. You get to pick a category.
Too cute for this show.
Too cute.
Andy the G suggested on Twitter, fantasy football.
And that's a movie that has fake sports in it.
Like has some sort of sporting event that doesn't really exist.
Like, of course, as an example, Quidditch.
Didn't mean to break that to you guys.
That was actually going to be my guess.
Does not really exist.
I was going to go ahead and guess.
At Pre-Fight Donuts suggested chick flicks.
And that's movies where a woman is seen masturbating.
Oh.
Chick flicks.
A lot of porno.
That was almost too disgusting even for me,
but I still appreciated it. And at Jesse Karp suggested Thick or Treat,
and that's movies that have Alan Thicke or Treat Williams.
And I'm not going to say or both,
because that's ridiculous.
Don't pick that one, please.
Which category?
What was that?
Like the made-for-TV movie
Growing Pains Goes to Disney World
or whatever?
To the best of my knowledge,
Alan Thicke hasn't been in any movies.
I thought it was about fat girls.
Not Quite Human was a feature film
that he was in?
Yeah.
He was in all three.
Jesus Christ.
In your face, Benson.
Pretty sure we just met the president of the Robin.
Are you dressed up as...
The Robin Thicke.
Are you wearing a...
He runs the website.
It's like the fan club.
A Peter Jackson costume?
Or Tim Burton?
Are you Tim Burton or Peter?
What are you supposed to be?
Sit down.
Look, all I know is Alan Thicke related things.
I don't know what I'm wearing.
My trucker hat guy's got a better costume than I do.
All right, but I don't know how I can express this more seriously.
I'm going to go with one.
Stop yelling out answers.
Yeah.
That was a genuine sorry.
He was really sorry.
He was genuinely sorry.
I also love that you did yell out an Alan Thicke movie
when there was a good chance that there could only be one. You really went for the jugular with yelling out an Alan Thicke movie when there was a good chance that there could only be one.
You really went for the jugular with yelling out an Alan Thicke movie.
I'm going to go with the sports one.
Okay, fake sports.
Although the masturbation one, I'm interested.
Get those on my Netflix queue.
Turner and Gooch.
A woman masturbates, but Tom Hanks is in it.
Go.
Splash.
Splash.
But that's why she has to masturbate, because Tom Hanks. That thing you do, Catch Me If You Can, all of his titles.
We've discovered something here.
The Lady Killer's big.
Apollo 13?
Toy Story.
Man, Toy Story, actually.
That's...
They all work.
Toy Story.
This is weird that they all work.
They all work.
Yeah.
Maybe Polar...
Captain Phillips, whatever that one is.
Polar Express?
They don't all work, you guys.
Before somebody says Philadelphia, let's move on.
The man with the ones.
Would you like a movie that has a fake sport in it from 1975 or 2002?
I'm going to go 2002.
Okay.
Just to play it.
Two stars from Leonard Maltin
for this movie
that he calls
a co-U.S.-German-Japanese production.
What rating did I say you gave it?
One and a half stars, right?
Two.
I'm sorry.
It's one and a half.
Well, okay.
Well, that helps.
That clears it up.
Trust me.
It's one and a half
or maybe something else. You say it's co-American-Japanese? One and a half. The, that helps. That clears it up. Trust me. It's one and a half or maybe something else.
You say it's co-American Japanese?
One and a half.
The year is 2002.
U.S., Germany, and Japanese.
He always puts the country of origin of every movie.
He says the video version is rated R.
And he also says that it's laughably dumb.
So that's a lot of clues.
And he lists eight names.
How many names do you think you can get in Rory Scovel?
Honestly It would probably take me
Seven
And that's because I'm showing off
Alright he says seven names Brent
I guess
Six
So Brent bid six You can either ask him to name it All right, he says seven names, Brent. I got to look at this card again. I guess six.
So Brent bid six.
Eric, you can either ask him to name it.
If he fails, you'd get the point.
If he gets it, he gets the point.
Or you can bid lower.
Try to get it myself?
Try to get it yourself.
No.
You're going to throw it at Brent.
You're going to say, Brent, name that movie.
He says six names out of eight. So you say the six names and then if he gets it,
he gets a point
and I lose the point.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't actually lose a point.
You don't really lose anything.
Oh, yeah.
That would be better.
But you don't get a point.
And it's first person to two points.
First person to two points.
Hmm.
I want him to name that movie.
Okay.
Six names he gets.
I was bluffing. I feel pretty good. Really? Okay. I feel Six names he gets. I was bluffing.
I feel pretty good.
Really?
Okay.
I feel good for you, too.
I think I do.
God damn it.
We'll see.
It's got a fake sport in it, and the names are Paul Heyman, David Heinblein,
Oh, of course, yeah.
Herdnbian, Herb Harblin?
That's a long last name.
Oleg Takarov?
He said it like that name was going to help.
It does kind of, in my head, but I know the answer.
Naveen Andrews?
Yeah.
Rebecca Romaine Stamos?
Ah.
Everywhere you look, there's a...
It's right there.
His tenor house is right there.
Pointing at it.
And your six out of eight names is LL Cool J.
And the movie has a fake sport in it.
What's it called, Brent?
The person you're repping.
I mean, is it...
Is it?
Just say it.
Anaconda?
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, huh?
First of all, that was Ice Cube in Anaconda.
I mean, a cube is cool. It's like kind of
cool. It's like icy. It's kind of cool.
Yeah, it's super cool.
John Reno and Chris Klein are the other
two names, and it was the
remake of Rollerball.
I would have never heard of that.
In a million years, I wouldn't have got that.
Wouldn't have got that, ever.
They made two versions of it.
The 1975 one was the other option.
Oh, really?
I thought that...
Really would have got that.
When you said Japanese
production in 2002,
I was thinking Battle Royale, actually.
I thought that too.
Battle Royale wouldn't also be US and German.
You're right. That kind of made it not.
But then if you said a bunch of Japanese names, I was like, boom, Battle Royale. Eric's on the board with one U.S. and German. You're right. That kind of made it not. But then if you said a bunch of Japanese names,
I was like, boom, Battle Royale.
Eric's on the board with one point.
Nice. He knows what he's doing.
He gets it.
This next round starts with Rory again,
but goes to Eric instead of Brent.
And Rory gets to pick
between... Why does he pick again?
Because I just said why.
I don't know what you were doing.
Show them what you were doing.
I was doing this.
What happened? Did I miss the rules?
I was gloating.
I can't gloat?
The order switches each time so you don't have the same
confrontation necessarily.
The same advantage, right?
Or disadvantage.
Look at it any way you want.
Let's do it.
At MLKJuniorInTime, MLKJInTime suggested, it's really kind of a silly suggestion from Martin Luther King Jr.
from Time and Space.
He suggested, we bought a boo, and that's movies where people buy a haunted house.
I'm invested already.
Seems like an audience favorite.
We'll see what I do.
At Michael Soave, S-O-A-V-E suggested Walter Whitey's
and that's movies
where you see a drug dealer
in their underwear.
I didn't think
the first one
could be topped.
Of those two
which category
would Walter Jr. pick?
Walter Jr.?
Yeah, it would be a show called Walking Bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Which category do you think he would pick?
How would it sound if he picked one of those categories?
How would it sound?
What's the first?
What was the first one again?
The first one was We Bought a Boo.
Wow, that's hilarious.
Why you gotta buy a boo, Mom?
Why you gotta buy such a boo?
Oh, hi, Dad.
Mom, why you gotta buy something blue?
I knew it would pay off eventually.
It's working more for the front half of the room than the back.
I've never seen such a weird division.
They can't hear it as well back there?
And your third option,
Rory, is
at Carly Dean suggested Balls of Furry.
And that's movies where animals play sports.
Boom.
Like Space Jam would be an example.
She's all over it.
Well, that's the only one.
Yeah, the rabbit in Donnie Darko doesn't ever shoot hoops.
I think in the spirit of the season,
in the spirit of the season,
I'm going to go with number one.
Just club you to death.
The boo thing.
We bought a boo.
We bought a boo.
Or that could be a movie about getting a black hooker.
Oh, wait.
Escort.
Is it something else?
Escort.
Is it something else?
We bought a boo.
I want to change my pick.
That was the working title for Pretty Woman.
He bought a boo. He bought a boo.
I bought a boo.
Get your boo.
We bought a boo boo.
Leonard calls this movie a bomb.
The year is 19...
Not the bomb, so it's a bad movie.
95.
I don't think he'd call a good movie the bomb.
It's Leonard Maltin.
This was The Bomb.
He was the esteemed film critic.
You said 1995?
Yes.
Okay, 1995.
And it's a bomb, and he calls this movie a high-tech Hollywood product.
Oh, okay.
And he says it's also followed by two direct-to-video sequels.
And it's about some people buy a house that's haunted.
And he lists 11 names.
How many names do you think you can get it in, Rory Scovel?
Does renting the house count?
Probably, because I don't even recall if they bought it.
Maybe they were just staying there for the summer.
Oh. That's what I mean. Or maybe they were winter care Maybe they were just staying there for the summer. Oh.
Or maybe they were winter caretakers
and one of them had an axe.
I know they didn't buy the Overlook Hotel.
So some of these may be a...
They actually bought the house.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think they did.
It's got a haunted house in it you guys
How many names?
I was going to say
Did they close Scare Escrow?
But I couldn't get that joke out twice
And my brain goes
That's a sign not to do it
And then I was like
I have to know
If that's even close to funny
Obviously not
Now that I'm completely deflated,
I'll go with eight names.
Okay.
Eric.
1995.
Year of the Dragon.
No one ever knows.
It's a bomb.
It's a bomb. It's a bomb.
That was the year of the dragon.
It was the year of the rabbit.
Am I right?
Yeah.
No, people do know it.
Never mind.
High tech, huh?
Mm-hmm.
You said how many names?
You said seven, eight names out of 11?
Eight out of 11.
I don't think that's even going to help.
It won't me either.
I'm going to say six names.
Okay, Brent.
Name it.
He pretty much handed you that, didn't he?
Sorry, give it to me.
All right, here's your six names.
Good luck.
Brad Garrett, Joe Walaski, Joe Napoti.
What?
Malachi Malachi Pearson
weird ass name
Don Novello and Ben Stein
Ben Stein
those are your six names
see this would be good if I knew these people
like Brad Garrett
what movie was Brad
Garrett in in 1995 that
was a scary movie?
Don't say shit.
Okay, so Brent's on the board
with a point. And this was in 19...
Because you're not going to think of it. I'm going to think of it.
Oh, okay. I got a point on deck.
Pet Cemetery 2.
Not even a bad guess based on the premise of the thing.
All right.
Yeah, but the correct guess would have been Casper.
So fucking close.
Ghosts were involved.
They didn't buy that house in that movie.
I think Malachi Pearson was the voice.
But you thought they bought it.
They already owned the house. I saw Casper.
I challenged that.
Wait, did they buy a house in Pet Sematary 2?
Yeah, they bought the house.
But they had bought it at one point in their lives.
Okay, see, I challenged that premise.
Who were the stars of that?
Christina Ricci?
Yeah.
Christina Ricci, Raul Julia.
No, that's Adam's family.
Once you hear Christina Ricci.
But they already owned that house too.
They didn't, you know.
The premise was they bought a house.
They had to have bought the house if it was their house.
Turn on Casper right now.
The truth is.
No one ever thought a Casper debate would occur
ever. Let alone
here. I did a pretty fat
disclaimer about not being sure if they bought
the house or not. It doesn't matter. Somebody bought
the house at one point.
Somebody did. One one. Somebody bought it.
You can't just have a house exist. You know what? Here's what
I have to say. That's why it's
haunted, Brent. This economy you can't...
It just existed. That's true.
I don't want to know how the house got there.
Or the music in the house.
Rory gets to pick the category again.
Why?
I am crushing and not winning.
Why does Rory get to pick the category?
I've done nothing and I'm currently losing.
He doesn't have any points and he wasn't involved in that last skirmish.
I'm not involved in any of it.
I don't like these rules.
Give me some. It's working out good for both of of it. I don't like these rules. Give me some.
It's working out good for both of you guys.
I don't know why you're complaining.
I'm checking that Casper shit, though.
I'll tell you that.
He's picking tough categories.
Yeah, well, now you've encouraged him to do that again.
All right, pick another category.
I picked some good ones, right?
Yeah, yeah.
But then it's going to go to Eric this time instead of to Brent.
All right, I'll get one fan.
Wait, it goes to Eric? Wait, it goes to Brent this time. I'm sorry, Brent instead of Eric.. I'll get one fan. Wait, it goes to Eric?
Wait, it goes to Brent this time.
Sorry, Brent instead of Eric.
Oh, boozy.
Oh, well, you got two.
At D underscore miles suggested...
Oh, it's at D underscore miles 169.
Catchy Twitter handle.
Suggested too old for this shit. Or too old for this shit.
Or too old for this shit.
And that's a movie where someone dies in a bathroom.
And for the sticklers out there,
or very near one.
Oh, see, that changes the whole thing.
It still narrows it down considerably.
So whoever dies in a house, basically.
No.
No, whoever dies very near a toilet.
Okay.
Why is someone saying something in the audience?
And at...
God, these names are brutal.
At T.Y. Unsell, U-N-S-E-L-L, suggested Blackfish,
and that's movies where someone burns something while cooking it.
But Blackfish, of course, is the very disturbing documentary
that's on CNN this weekend about SeaWorld.
All right.
Which one of those do you like, Rory?
It's just those two.
I said two? I'm sorry. One more.
The third option is
Mauled to Death.
And that's movies starring
Gretchen Maul or that take place in a
mall.
Or near a bathroom.
I am gonna
go with number two.
Really?
Yeah.
Guys, I'm not in a position to win or lose at this point.
That's so hard.
Here you go.
Somebody burned some food in this movie from 1979.
Here we go.
Strap in.
Seatbelt on.
Four stars from Leonard.
Four.
Big hit.
Four stars.
It's adapted from a novel, this movie.
Okay.
It's acted to perfection.
Yeah.
And someone...
Except for the cooking.
Someone acts burning food to perfection.
And the number of names you have is a mere seven names.
Shit.
Yeah, this is a tough one.
Who's first, me?
This is a tough one?
No, Rory is first.
He picked the category.
Then we're going to Brent.
I will do it in five names.
That's out of seven, Brent.
That's right.
I already know it.
Well, I guess we could keep the game going longer
if I just tell him to challenge him and tell him to name it, right?
Because then we might have a three-way tie, maybe.
This is a hard one, right?
You're saying it's hard, right?
You said it was hard.
I did?
You said this is a tough one.
So what I'm trying to say is if I could do it and say four names,
I probably wouldn't do it, right?
I really can't advise you.
I'm just going to say, look, just to make this more fun,
we'll make it an even thing.
Yeah, because I would win.
Just take what I say.
Don't ask me so many questions.
Name it.
Wait, when did I say I think I know it?
Name it.
I'm 100% sure I know it.
Really?
No.
And you're going to give five names?
Everyone knows I don't know it.
Look at me.
Look at me.
All right.
I don't know anything.
Just name it.
We're pretty much out of time anyway, so this is going to be perfect.
This is perfect.
Just don't name it. All right. What are of time anyway, so this is going to be perfect if you just don't name it.
All right, go ahead and take a guess.
Give me those motherfucking five names.
I think I know it.
Okay, you're only missing the top two build people.
This is for Neverland.
And your names.
Your names are
Joe Beth Williams,
George Coe,
Howard Duff, Justin Henry, and Jane Alexander.
And the movie is called... It's from 1979.
Does the name Justin Henry mean anything to you?
None of them.
None of the names mean anything to you? None of them.
None of the names mean anything to you?
Only Jason Alexander's sister is the only one that meant something to me.
So we can call Brent the winner then.
Jaws.
What did they burn in Jaws?
The shark.
The shark!
Is it okay we gave that one away?
I haven't seen it yet.
Justin Henry is a child actor
who got nominated for Best Supporting Actor
for his role in this movie
and especially the scene where the...
What is it?
Is it Kramer vs. Kramer?
It's Kramer vs. Kramer.
Oh, I could have got it.
I actually was thinking
I knew it was Kramer vs. Kramer.
I wasn't willing to take the risk.
This is the worst acceptance speech ever. I would have got it. I actually was thinking. I knew it was Kramer-Gergen. I wasn't willing to take the risk. This is the worst acceptance speech ever.
I would have got that.
I actually was thinking.
I knew it.
I knew it, actually.
All right.
Well, you won, sore winner.
And the prizes go to this gentleman.
Here, pass that to him, please.
Do your name tags have shitheads on the back, Rory and Eric?
There isn't one on here.
Do you want to say one? We have to find out. Eric,
don't say that out loud. Just pass it
to me. Do you want to write one?
It's a miracle you never said that out loud.
Or whisper it to me. I don't think you should
yell it, as you say it, right?
Do you want him to just say it? Go find out what
it is, Rory. I'll be right back.
Alright.
And while you do that,
we'll do some plugs.
What do you guys got coming up?
What's going on, Brent?
No, you don't get a name of shithead.
You're holding the prize bag, shithead.
What plugs do you have, Brent?
Just check out videos on YouTube.
You're just saying to people to do that in general, or you have some?
Yeah, YouTube.com slash Brent Weinbach.
W-E-I-N-B-A-C-H.
And also, my album, Mostly Live, you can download on iTunes,
or you can get physical copies just off my website's the best way.
That's the way I'll get the most money.
All right, Brent Weinbach, ladies and gentlemen.
Eric Griffin. Let's see. I'll get the most money. All right, Brent Whitebach, ladies and gentlemen. Eric Griffin.
Let's see.
What do you got going on?
Season four of Workaholics
is going to come out in January.
So I'm in a few episodes of that.
And, you know,
I got an album out myself.
It's called Technical File.
You can find that on iTunes
and all that kind of shit.
Eric Griffin dot com
or at me at Twitter
at Eric Griffin with a K. Eric Griffin. So, you know, this has been fun. You can alliffin.com or at me at Twitter at EricGriffin with a K, EricGriffin.
So, you know, this has been fun.
I'm at the Cobbs tonight, actually,
at 7.30.
Oh, that's right. Do you want to go to that?
Okay, so he's in, so you've got to put him on the guest list.
I dare you to dress like that.
So get his name. I don't think he can change.
You're in.
I think that's how the man dressed tonight.
Oh, that's true.
The underwear isn't necessarily the man dressed tonight. Oh, that's true. That's an easy switch.
The underwear isn't necessarily the most embarrassing part.
Yeah.
You actually all can come to the show if you'd like.
Oh, okay.
How's that going to work?
Should we come up with a code phrase?
Yeah.
We've got shuttle buses.
No, we don't have shuttle buses.
It's not a bad walk, though, if it's not raining. But what's the code?
Trucker bunny. I like that. Trucker bunny. No, we don't have shuttle buses. It's not a bad walk, though, if it's not raining. But what's the code that they'll have to say?
Trucker Bunny.
I like that.
Trucker Bunny.
So he's going to let them know.
Go to Cobb's Comedy Club for the 730 show.
Say Trucker Bunny.
You get in free.
Two drink minimum still applies.
Thank you, Eric Griffin.
Thank you for being here.
If you show up, I'm going to give you one of my CDs.
That's the real price for you.
There you go.
There you get a little extra.
You can take the CD and go home and listen to it.
You don't have to watch him.
Oh.
A little extra.
Rory, what's the name of the guy you're playing for?
Peter Pott.
Peter.
But what's his real name?
What's your real name?
John.
John, that's right.
He brought you this gift.
John and Coral over there, alright. And then, no, that's for you.
Oh, I'm not gonna... Yeah, it's for you on the way to the
airport. Oh, is this for me too?
Or we'll all share it
outside after the show.
Well, you did say it was mine.
You got any plugs, Rory, besides
the fact that you and I are gonna be at the Knob Hill Masonic Temple here in San Francisco on New Year's Eve with a bunch of other really funny people.
Tickets go on sale November 8th.
Yes.
You should be at that.
It's going to be so fun.
Super, duper fun.
I'm on a show that premieres on November 14th on TBS called Ground Floor at, well, that was the title of the channel at the time.
Or 10 o'clock, I think.
I don't even know.
Oh, what was the Tom Hanks horror movie?
Like Alone in the Dark?
Was that what it was called?
Something like that.
He was like in a stalker movie.
He played like a detective that was trying to figure it out.
But anyways, my show will be on TBS if anybody wants to.
I can't believe
nobody knows it.
I was just reading about it.
Anyway.
It's called Ground Floor.
He's on Happy Days.
I'm pretty excited about it.
Hey, does anybody,
what's the name
of that new
Rory Scovel show?
Tom Hanks.
Apollo 13.
Oh, it's Apollo 13.
Got it.
So what network is it on?
TBS.
A&E?
TBS.
TNT, you guys.
TBS.
Be sure to tune in.
Always characters that are funny.
Always funny characters.
And our friend Pete Holmes has his new show premiering soon,
and we'll both be on that, right?
Yep. Yep.
Was it?
The Lady Killers?
Was it that?
No, no.
His very first movie.
Go to his IMDb and go all the way back to the very first movie.
He knows you're alone.
He knows you're alone.
Son of a bitch.
Played Elliot in 1980.
Alone in the Dark, I thought it was called.
But yeah, thank you, Eric, for looking that up.
The corrections department can take the rest of the weekend off. Alone in the Dark, I thought it was called. But yeah, thank you, Eric, for looking that up.
The corrections department can take the rest of the weekend off.
And thank you guys so much for coming.
You're an awesome crowd.
Yay.
Trucker Bunny.
Remember that if you want to come.
Yeah, say Trucker Bunny at Cobbs. And as always, Bart Strikes are a shithead.
And John's mom is a shithead.
Wow.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you
Cause Doug loves movies