Doug Loves Movies - Ross Marquand, Graham Elwood, Brian Sacca and Dave Waite guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers,
screaming baby sticky seeds
with 50 as in pop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see
because Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is... I'm pretty sure it's...
Doug.
And I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
That almost sounded like I was forcing you guys to do that.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Da-da-da-da-da.
Coming to you once again from the UCB Theater,
Franklin location in Los Angeles.
It's Tuesday, June 13, 2017.
And the smell of name tags is in the air.
Look at you guys.
What happened to you?
Why is Los Angeles suddenly the name tag capital of the world?
Again, you've regained the crown.
We got Jowash.
Instead of Jaws, Jowash.
Who is that swimming up eating pizza?
That's you?
Why does it look like a black man or an athlete or something?
That's your face?
Okay.
Okay.
or something.
That's your face?
Okay.
And speaking of faces,
right next to you,
that says Oscar face on it?
Instead of Scarface?
And then, yeah,
he's showing me that his profile is the same in real life
as it is on his poster that says Oscar face.
Then we've got, instead of she's the man,
this is a pretty good one,
she's the Dan.
Is this short for Danielle?
Okay, good for you.
What's that fucking scary Grinch shit up there?
That is like the creepiest Grinch doll.
Yeah, don't make his arms wave around.
Don't move his hat.
He's a fucking creep.
Oh, his head spins around?
It's like the Exorcist Grinch doll?
What the fuck?
I gotta say, I gotta give some props to Star Wars Episode I,
the Fan Dom Menace.
And if you're listening,
the colors,
the brilliant photoshopping.
Dom, could you stand up and show the rest of the crowd
how amazing you're...
Look at that.
That's fucking killing it.
Ah!
Ah!
This Annabelle shit,
I will not stand for.
Oh my God,
why do you have a full-blown Annabelle doll?
Credation.
You're the director?
Of the Annabelle movies?
The newest one.
Of two?
There's two of them?
You're the director of Annabelle 2?
And you're like,
I'm gonna go to Douglas movies and I'm gonna fucking bring a full-blown Annabelle doll
that's creepy as fuck and I'm gonna fucking bring a full-blown Annabelle doll that's creepy as fuck
and I'm gonna sit behind him.
That's not cool, dude.
I gotta get a good picture of that.
Stay out of this, pink lady.
It's so fuchsia, whatever the color of that is.
I gotta leave you in it a little bit
because you know how these phones are.
Oh, my god.
That is scary as fuck.
And your name's Dave what?
Sam Burke.
Sam Burke?
Alright, I'm gonna look up
and see if you really directed it.
That'd be a weird lie.
Don't you know who I am?
Annabelle 2.
Let's give it a plug.
When is it open?
August 11th.
August 11th.
Right.
Right.
Offhand, I know you don't want to necessarily brag
or pat yourself on the back,
but scarier than Annabelle 1?
Much scarier.
Much scarier.
Oh, the lady in the colorful clothes.
You're in it?
She has a cameo.
She has a cameo in it?
Is that what you're wearing in it?
Because Annabelle, I can just see her.
She's pissed off how you're upstaging her
with all your bright colors.
She's just wearing white and probably eventually bloody.
That is creepy as hell.
If one of the guests doesn't pick that,
I'll be very, very surprised.
But, you know, I always am.
Thank you to everyone for bringing such great name tags.
And I don't know what happened.
Los Angeles is back.
Yeah.
Doug plugs, tomorrow night or today, if you're listening to this, on Wednesday, June 14th,
because that's when this will come out,
I'm doing stand-up at the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego.
This Sunday, Father's Day, Douglas Movies comes to Laugh Boston at 420.
We sold out the Saturday show, but apparently people are super into their fathers in Boston,
or they don't want to buy a ticket for their father.
Whatever reason, there's some tickets available.
And then Monday night, June 19th, I'm doing stand-up at the Comedy Connection in Providence, Rhode Island.
And then Monday night, June 19th, I'm doing stand-up at the Comedy Connection in Providence, Rhode Island.
Also coming up, Philly, New York City, Kansas City, Salt Lake City, City, City, City, Tempe City, the City of Tempe, and more.
For dates, deets, and links, go to DouglasMovies.com.
That's DouglasMovies.com That's DouglasMovies.com I did not see Annabelle
joining in
on that and I'm very disappointed.
Do you ever hear Annabelle
speak or is she always just staring at people
and scaring them that way?
Mostly staring.
I wonder what it would sound like if she spoke.
I think it would sound like this.
I am Annabelle.
I got a
prize bag, you guys.
It's got some good stuff in it.
It's got this you don't have to concern yourselves with
just yet, but it's got a
Doug Loves Movies t-shirt
and another plastic
bag because I got to carry that other thing
home after. Oh, look at this.
The Christmas Peacemaker bong.
Running out
of those.
Clark
Duke has this on his phone. He actually
uses it on his phone. He was a guest on
At Midnight. I just don't get
it. I don't know why it would help me to
make selfies, but it's
an At Midnight selfie
thing that you could put on the back of your phone
and then hold your phone like that and take
selfies. I just hold my phone and take selfies.
I don't know why
anyone would need that, but
if you do, God bless you
and good luck
winning it. Plus,
someone tonight is going to win
stuff brought by all four
of my great
guests tonight. Please give a
big, warm welcome
to Ross Marquand,
Brian Sacka, Dave Waite, and
Graham Elwood!
Hey!
Hey!
Ho!
Hip hop!
Ho! There he is. Ah, is shit that is creepy I told you guys I can't we got to get into it who anybody
on the panel have you seen an Annabelle movie or the Annabelle movie what's it called Annabelle
murder at the luau what the fuck is the movie?
No, you're not supposed to take into account what the lady next to Annabelle is wearing.
Oh, I thought that was...
No, it's not. That's not the thing.
But yeah, there's that Annabelle doll.
Also featured in...
What was the other movie it's in, Annabelle?
Conjuring. Yeah, yeah.
I get those mixed up. I almost said another one.
But that would not be cool
Let's keep it on brand
For this guy
Brought the fucking
Annabelle doll
To the show
Like
Is that what happens
When you direct an Annabelle movie
You just like
Like to zit ride
In the passenger seat
So you can
Fucking cruise down
The carpool lane
Cop pulls you over
Officer
Annabelle would like To curse you cop pulls you over officer
Annabelle would like to curse you
if you give us a ticket
I feel like if we say a shitty joke
it's gonna come over and like kiss us on the lips
I feel like it could just fly out of his hands
at any moment
it looks ready to go
oh no you can squeeze his face oh annabelle
august 11th okay he deserves a good plug i don't know why do you have a publicist
like do you want to be a guest on the show okay we'll work that out maybe
Like, do you want to be a guest on the show?
Sure.
Okay.
We'll work that out, maybe.
But first, let's see how you do as an audience member.
Let's meet my guests on stage individually,
starting with the man who's joining us for the first time,
but he's actually heard the show,
and I think he's going to know what's going on. It's Brian Sacca, everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He is from Wrecked,
the show which season two premieres
Tuesday, June 20th.
Well done.
On TBS.
That's correct.
Always be characters.
Close enough.
We've got drama.
That's a very close call.
What time is it on Tuesdays?
Oh, 10?
Oh, really?
Oh, my God.
You're one of them people?
10 and 10.30.
Oh, on the premiere?
Premiere night.
Okay.
But then after that, it'll just be on at 10?
10.30?
It's a late night.
It's a late night sitcom.
Oh, okay.
And it's basically a funny version of 10. 10.30. It's a late night. It's a late night sitcom. Oh, okay. And it's basically
a funny version of Lost.
A funny Lost.
For people that didn't see
the humor in Lost.
Yeah, exactly.
Instead of like
a bunch of capable people,
it's a bunch of drunken idiots
stuck in an island.
Oh, those people
were capable on Lost?
They certainly got DUIs a lot,
those actors.
On Lost.
That's true.
Where do you shoot yours?
We just shot the second season in Fiji.
And the first season?
Puerto Rico.
Why the change?
I have a tough life, guys.
Why the change?
Tax loopholes?
Trump took over, moved to Fiji.
Trump pushed us to a nicer place.
Let me ask you, how's the water there?
Honestly,
all they give you to drink
is Fiji water.
No shit.
While I was down there,
I learned that it has
high levels of arsenic,
and they were like,
this is all you got, buddy.
Drink it.
I was like,
all right, I'm gonna die.
This is good.
I thought that would land,
I thought everybody
would move Fiji water.
Man.
Yeah, you were,
I got you.
You were pretty excited
about that piece of comedy.
And it didn't really go your way.
But that's right, you guys.
Dave Waite is back!
Culver City comedy phenom.
Crash pad for Jeff Tate Whenever he's in town
So we always appreciate you for that
But you've got
You've got a tour coming up
Oh yeah I'm playing any weird
Venue I can find
People's basements
So you haven't really worked this tour out
I thought you wanted to come on here to promote this thing
Are you promoting I want to find
Buildings In which comedy can be performed?
No, I have all the dates are there.
Yeah, I'm playing, you know, the hot spots, Lincoln, Nebraska.
I like it there.
Yeah, me too.
I did a show there and the check bounced.
No shit?
Why do you still like it?
It unbounced eventually.
We worked it out
and I can't blame
the whole city
for some guy
writing a bad check
that's a good point
that's not Lincoln's fault
also I'm doing Omaha
wow what a tour
I'm glad you came
on the show
to promote it
the old Lincoln
and Omaha tour
wow big bang
bang boom fucking 90 minute drive between gigs or how does that on the show to promote it. The old Lincoln and Omaha tour. Wow, big bang. Bang, bang, boom.
Fucking 90 minute drive
between gigs
or how does that?
That's why I didn't smoke weed
and I'm still,
ah, woof.
That's right, folks.
He turned down the weed
before the show
and you wouldn't know it
based on performance.
But DaveWaite.com? DaveWaiteComedy.com. Okay. it based on performance but Dave wait calm Dave wait comedy dad come okay yes
a mother asshole has Dave wait and way to spell w-a-i-t-e yeah and lots of
dates this summer people come from July to August all right got this whole summer thing on lock.
So Lincoln's like the 29th,
and then Omaha's the first.
Is that how the big tour's wrapping up?
It's out there somewhere on the internet.
Hey, this just in.
Ross Marquand is here, everybody.
Woo! Hey, this just in, Ross Marquand is here, everybody.
Fresh off the set of Walking Dead because his character is no longer with us.
And that's how it works.
As soon as you go on a talk show, which this is,
it means your character is gone.
You are done-zo.
No more for you.
When's the new season start?
I don't know.
They don't know.
October.
October-ish.
They'd like to get it going on or around Halloween.
Yeah.
But you're shooting now-ish.
Yep.
Not today.
You're not in Atlanta right now.
Where am I?
I don't know.
Maybe this was recorded three months ago.
What if all the characters on Walking Dead just really started cruising across the country?
Would they still shoot it in Atlanta?
Yeah, they got good tax incentives, like you mentioned earlier.
But it's still supposed to be kind of the Atlanta area on the show, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Cool.
I can never get anything out of this guy.
Like, I'm always looking for a good scoop.
Like, Jon Hamm came on one time and, like, spilled when Mad Men was going to return.
And I spent a couple weeks in jail.
I can't buy that kind of publicity.
But thank you for being here again.
I appreciate it.
And finally, last but not least.
Did I mention Dave Wade is here?
It's Graham Elwood!
What's up?
it's Graham Elwood hey
what's up
someone just today
I was doing an Instagram live
and they said
when is Graham Elwood
going to be back on the show
and I'm like
tonight you asshole
is that soon enough for you
you won't be able to listen
to it till tomorrow
but you know
I think that's good enough
Graham of course
is the director
of the documentary
Earbuds, the podcasting
documentary.
Why are you laughing at the title
of your own movie? Oh, shit.
I didn't really think that through.
That was too wordy. Who the fuck
came up with that? Why so many words? Well, you know,
for Doug Loves Movies and all the games,
we love the titles that have colons
and subtitles, because those are
hard to remember, and even the best players
will fuck those up.
Podcasting earbuds
colon the podcasting
documentary. Yep. The podcasting
documentary. That's goddamn right.
Yeah. Is it like in Guinness
Book of Records for being the
only podcasting documentary?
Maybe we're the first.
I don't know if we're the only now, but...
Right, but sneaky saying the.
That's right, damn right.
You claimed it.
We're the podcasting documentary.
Any other one is like,
yeah, we're doing podcasting kind of.
Ours is like,
we're the fucking podcasting documentary.
Wow, it's such an interesting characterization.
Differences between the two.
Yeah.
And where,
how do people see it,
watch it, buy it?
You can buy it
at comedyfilmnerds.com.
Downloads, HDs,
we have bonus content
and the DVD,
which of course
we'll put in the prize bag.
And then it'll, you know,
it'll be wide
through our distributor
this fall.
But if you buy it from us, we get all of the money and i can't buy a fucking crucifix because this goddamn annabelle
guy is terrifying the shit out of me everywhere i look he's just standing there his face doesn't
change just like the dolls is that how you directed the actors on your movie?
You just sat and stared at them with the doll
and action.
Fuck!
Yeah, that's a good idea.
So, Graham, what do you have for the prize bag?
I have earbuds.
The podcast is documentary.
Oh, and I also found this.
Oh, shit, he's got something in his pocket.
Oh, would you like a $5 chip from the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino?
Wow.
Only if I win.
I should say, oh, okay.
That's interesting.
Pass that stuff down here.
There you go.
And as far as the chip goes, people scoff, but you could put down this $5 chip in any casino in Vegas and they will accept it.
You don't have to go all the way over the Mandalay Bay.
Yeah, just so you know.
Just so you know the value of what you've got here.
This is five bucks anywhere you want to go in Vegas.
And I think, I actually think that was when you and I were in Vegas and we went to go see some concert at Mandalay Bay.
And then every time someone would leave the elevator,
you'd go, have a Mandalay Day.
I'm pretty fun.
I'm a good time.
Dave, wait, what do you got for the prize bag?
Oh, shit.
I got a download of my album called Dead Weight.
I'm Dave Waite.
Yeah, I get it.
I have a Roy Scoble CD.
Oh, that's nice.
He's got a special coming out.
Also June 20th.
And then Greg Poops, he's been on special coming out also June 20th and then Greg Poops
he's been on your show
you're just bringing other people's merch
and then future guests
Fish
oh man
I hope they come on the show
you got enough chairs so yeah
alright
pass it down
that's some good stuff
Brian Sacco what do you got I brought a bag Pass it down. That's some good stuff.
Brian Sacco, what do you got?
I brought a bag that everyone could put their stuff in.
That's going to come in handy because there's all this stuff.
A Rex Season 2 backpack because there's so many tiny little things.
You can put it in this bag and take it home.
I love it. Rex Season 2 backpack.
That's a nice item.
You can walk around in it and people will be like,
are you involved in Rex in some way it and people will be like, are you involved in the wrecked in some way?
And you could be like, nope.
Never seen it.
I have nothing to do.
Don't care to see it.
I made a great name tag.
So I want it.
Now I wear it everywhere I sleep.
Everywhere I sleep?
So there's some hobo here tonight that's uh i'm just saying when people win here
they walk away with a bunch of bags it just they probably look like a homeless person
ross marquand what do you got well you know it's prom time a year it sure is thanks for bringing
that up i think uh so i i when was really, really broke a few years ago,
I used to shop at the dollar store,
and I found this roll of stickers that are all prom-themed.
Like Prom King, corsage, limo ride,
a night for friendship, glam, romance,
but most of all, a night to dance.
Weird fucking stickers like that.
I don't know why I bought this.
You had a whole roll of them?
And you were like, oh, you're broke, so you're in the 99 cent store
wasting money on
things you don't need?
I had to have it, and I never used it.
That was like four years ago.
No, you never used that? You never used that?
Really? It's shocking.
Get the fuck out of here.
Why don't they call it the impulse buy store?
You just walk through going, well, it's only 99 cents.
I'll take it.
What's this shit?
This is, you know, if you're making out with your date, you got lip pop lollipops.
It's a sweet grab bag, you guys.
It's really.
I got Sour Patch Kids.
And I've got, you know,
I'm a Brick Broncos fan,
so Peyton Manning,
Peyton Manning gummy bears.
Oh my God.
Quarterback gummies.
Put this into your end zone.
Yeah.
These are some Japanese
matcha biscuits
from one of my friends in Tokyo. Of course they are. Some fucking Matcha biscuits Of course they are
Some fucking matcha biscuits
If you want to spike the punch at the dance
Here's a whiskey cocktail kit
Filled with bitters
And all sorts of fun stuff
What kind of random ass stuff
And this is the perfect man
Because he's made of chocolate
It's a chocolate man?
The perfect man
is made of chocolate.
Look at that guy.
And,
if you're like
trying to serenade
your date,
maybe you could have,
you know,
you're always losing
your picks, right?
Guitar picks
are always getting lost.
I like to have it
on my finger
so you can just
dangle it off of there
and then you always know
where your guitar pick's
going to be.
So that's cool. But then you can't use it if it's connected to this then you always know where your guitar pick's going to be. So that's cool.
But then you can't use it if it's connected to this thing.
It's right there.
It's not too long.
And then there's this.
There's a light-up heart ring,
so you can give people, you know, seizures.
I think we just found the plot for Annabelle 3.
And then there's an L. a LA Department of Water and Power bag
that comes inside.
For prom 2017.
This is some great stuff.
It's not at all
like the contents
of the bag
of a homeless person.
I stand corrected.
It's all in there, though.
This bag from Wrecked was the perfect size to contain all of it.
Someone's gonna win, but first,
Graham Elwood,
what was the last movie you saw ah
the mummy
I thought you were sighing
like cause you weren't sure what the last
movie you saw was
you're just sad about
what you saw
I caught a few minutes of it like because I was curious about how it would start
but not interested enough to watch all of it.
And it sure does start off pretty odd.
It's like if you take all of the weirdest,
dumbest parts from other Mummy films,
Sahara, and put them in
and just shook them up in the fucking bag
and then that would be what you have.
It makes no sense,
but is insultingly stupid.
I've never gone,
God damn it, where's Brendan Fraser?
I've never said that before
until
now.
I think the Mummy movies,
especially the first one,
but the two Brendan Fraser ones
are pretty watchable.
I thought they did an alright job.
The first one's a blast.
It's like, what a cool thing to bring back.
They did some kind of new special effects
when that one came out,
and it was like, okay, cool.
Let's get Brendan Fraser running around.
It took place in the 30s.
I know this joke has been made by a million people on the internet,
but it is fucking Mummy Impossible.
That's all it is.
It's the same writer, director.
I'm going to go see it now.
Yeah, man.
It's just odd.
It's odd to say, what was the most exciting part of the Mummy?
The plane crash.
Was there a mummy in the plane?
Nope.
Just a plane crashing,
because Tom Cruise always has to be on vehicles
that are plummeting while he hangs on to them.
Yeah, and the plane crashes,
and it's an American Air Force plane
that crashes in England,
and there's not an immediate response
from every fucking government official in England and there's not like an immediate response from like every fucking government official in England, right?
It's just these two like bobbies are just walking around.
Hello, what do we got here?
You know, mate?
Oh, it's your mummy.
Like it's so dumb.
What is this?
Some sort of mummy plane?
Oh, it is a mummy plane!
And Annabelle!
Yeah.
What about you, Dave?
Have you been to the cinema or watched something on a streaming service?
I watched the Shimmer Lake there on the Netflix.
Shimmer Lake?
Am I saying it right?
I don't know.
I'm just repeating it because I don't know. I'm just repeating it.
Because I don't know what that is.
Is that brand new on Netflix?
Yeah, it came out on their Sunday.
It's got old Ron Livingston.
Remember him from The Office Space?
Yes, Office Space, sure.
And Rob Corddry.
They're like secondary characters.
But it's like a... Nope.
It's like a bank robbing movie.
They rob a bank. Not those guys. Those guys are FBI. Who does the bank robbing movie they rob a bank not those guys those guys are fbi who does the
bank robbing uh character actors you don't know the names rob corddry and uh ron limison were the
only names you recognize yeah yep is it is it good yeah it good. It's got like a memento sort of backwards timeline sort of deal.
You know.
All right.
I like my movies to have kind of a Mentos plot line where a hero emerges quickly and then it's over.
Like the candy?
What's it called again
shimmer lake
okay
yeah it's dope
do you recommend it
yeah if you got netflix
why not
yeah I think that's how
they should promote
everything they have on there
hey you have this
just fucking watch it
netflix
you're paying for it
yeah you're paying for it yeah you're paying for it
so watch this shit
Shimmer Lake
did anybody here
see Shimmer Lake
man I'm on top
of my queue
it's probably like
you're the only person
that it's like
one of the titles
selected especially
for you
everyone else here
is getting cool stuff.
Every time Rob Corddry's on this show
and he's been on a few times, I swear
he's completely drunk.
But he's always very friendly
and focused.
But I think he's drunk.
You gave me so little work with Shimmer Lake
that I was just like, well, I'll talk about Rob Corddry for a little bit
because he entertains me and how he just ties one on
and then comes over and does my show.
And he says, see you later.
And he runs off into the night.
He doesn't drive drunk, but I think he does podcast drunk.
It's just my theory.
Brian, what about you?
Have you seen anything lately?
Yeah, I just watched the documentary Tickled.
Oh, my gosh.
People are so, like, they cannot get over Tickled once they've seen it.
And then people who haven't seen Tickled are just like, whatevs.
You got it. It will burrow
into your brain. That's what I'm saying.
That's why I've been reticent.
I'm not going to spoil anything
but it is about a reporter
that uncovers a
competitive tickling ring.
We all know that part.
And then shit goes way
down. That's what everybody says.
Everybody that's been on this show that recommends it is just like,
it just gets nuts.
And I'm like, I already don't like watching competitive tickling.
Why do I want to see that get worse?
It's not like it's going to be an uplifting story.
Oh, no, it's terrible.
But everyone should see it. You ever see Dear Zachary?
Yes.
It's not that. It's not Dear Zachary,
but I'm just saying Dear Zachary is another example of
people have said that it's
so fucking miserable,
such a terrible experience,
such a sad experience
that I've never watched it.
This isn't Dear zachary because dear
zachary you're just like oh this is just oh please what the fuck okay good just continue
continually say like oh what the fuck is going on oh my god is this real and it is
okay so just to be clear one of them's who the other one's oh yeah yeah yeah Yeah, exactly.
Got it.
Ross?
Yeah.
You saw Wonder Woman today.
So that's the last movie you saw.
Yeah.
We discussed it briefly.
You said, thumbs up.
Magnifique.
Oh. It is. I would not resist her
but
she's great
I love that gal
but we discussed it
it gets a little typical
CGI overkill at the end.
Like, you know, I like a good villain that can still talk and be the actor that plays the villain.
Like, I don't like when they turn into a CGI monster at the end.
Spoiler.
But overall, it is an impressive achievement.
I'm happy for ladies.
Me too.
Right? Good for you, ladies.
Yeah.
Finally,
a franchise
where men can't go,
but dude should play
that part.
No, it's Wonder Woman, you fucking asshole.
Shut up.
But I just am dying for her to get into modern times.
I'm tired of superheroes fighting Nazis
because they didn't.
Real heroes fought the Nazis,
not made-up shit.
Doug Benson takes a stand.
All right, now here's a question where I want you to raise your hand
if you have an answer to this question.
And we don't have a lot of time to linger on it,
but Dave, did you raise your hand already?
Yeah.
All right, what's your answer?
Star Wars?
Good guess, but the question is,
what's the best movie I've never seen?
And I've caught Star Wars once or twice.
Here we go, Raj Marquand.
A Fish Called Wanda?
Why would you think I haven't seen A Fish Called Wanda?
What kind of person?
What do I know what you've seen?
Well, let me tell you what I've seen.
Movies where...
Settle down, lady.
Or weird dude.
I have seen...
I have seen...
Movies where Kevin Kline wins
the Oscar.
I've managed to catch those.
Yeah.
But if I hadn't seen it, then you'd be right,
because that is a great movie.
Does anybody else have one?
Brian.
M.
M?
What's that?
Old German movie, but it was...
Has anybody seen M?
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Fantastic movie.
Classic.
Who's in it?
Some German dudes.
I might have seen it or seen parts of it,
but I'll check it out based on everybody's reaction.
Is it better or worse than Predestination?
Because that's at the top of my I've never seen it but some people think it's great list.
Predestination, does anybody here seen on the panel?
No.
What's that?
Some time travel thing with Ethan Hawke.
Oh, that's all right.
Oh, I saw that.
That's great.
All right, so does anybody have anything else
new to nominate? Movie you think I haven't seen?
That's great.
I can give you guys one.
Rudy.
Rudy. I've seen Rudy.
Have you guys seen Bone Tomahawk?
No.
Get the fuck off of your ass and then I've seen Rudy. Have you guys seen Bone Tomahawk? No. No.
Get the fuck off of your ass and then sit back down and watch Bone Tomahawk.
Kurt Russell, right?
Yeah, Kurt Russell.
And it's fantastic.
And also very unsettling.
That's why I haven't seen it.
Yeah.
Oh, it will bother you.
Yeah.
It will bring unhappiness to your core.
But in a really fun way.
What's the short?
What's the one line?
What's the quicksand?
What's the one liner
for Bone Tomahawk?
I'm just curious
about an unsettling...
I could kill you
with this tomahawk
or I could bone you.
No, that's not it.
You choose. That is not it. You want to die by this tomahawk or I could bone you. No. That's not it. You choose.
That is not it.
You want to die
by this tomahawk
or by my dick?
Yeah.
No, but it is
almost as bad as that.
It's terrible.
Or worse,
depending on how you look at it.
But it is,
it's an intense movie,
but just a complete delight.
Like, when things
aren't happening
that are like
you wish you'd never saw
in that
movie, there's just great acting,
great characters.
The great character actor Richard Jenkins
is barely recognizable in it.
Speaking of Lost,
Matthew Fox, it's probably one of the better
roles he'll ever get to play.
Because let's face it, he's Matthew Fox.
And...
laughter
Remember in Knocked, there's Matthew Fox. And... Ooh.
Remember, there's a point knocked up
where Seth Rogen is saying to Katherine Heigl,
because she's an E! Entertainment reporter
and she's going to do an interview with Matthew Fox,
he's like going,
Matthew Fox, that guy fucking sucks.
That guy's the worst.
Matthew Fox is an asshole.
And he's just like slamming Matthew Fox hard.
And I'm just like, what if Matthew Fox sees this?
Like, why so much animus towards Matthew Fox?
And then I just did it myself.
So.
Now's the part of the show where Bert Kreischer needs to turn it off.
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All right, we're back.
I can't believe it.
None of you chose the Annabelle doll.
No way.
That thing is horrifying.
This guy's playing.
He put a curse on me the minute I sat down.
Or she did.
I know my name's in that thing, and I was still like, nah, dog.
You see it? Yeah, your name's in that thing, and I was still like, nah, dog. You see it?
Yeah, your name's Dave.
Yeah.
His name's Dave.
Your name's Dave.
I said, fuck it.
You know, I'm shocked.
A genuine movie prop and the director who made the movie didn't get picked.
But you guys probably have great reasons for your selections.
Let's start with Ross Marquand.
I love Mel Gibson
and Goldie Hawn. Everyone knows that.
And I just love this lovely
play on Bird on a Wire.
Guy on a Wire.
Is your name Guy, the guy who made it?
No, it's my Twitter handle. Oh, your Twitter handle is
Guy. Okay.
That's really good photoshopping.
It's really cute.
Right?
It's got, I think that's Edgar Wright on there.
Oh, yeah.
Edgar Wright was supposed to be here, and I got stuck in Houston.
It was sad.
Well, good job, dude.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thank you.
For being here.
Thank you.
Now there's this creep.
I got this guy just to counter The energy coming off of Annabelle
Right there
Like have that creepy Grinch doll stare at the creepy Annabelle doll
Looking right fucking back at you man
Fucking work some shit out
It's like a shield
He's not gonna like
Just lay her down on the floor at this point
So now he's just sitting with this creepy doll
On his knee for the entire...
Exactly.
And now I've realized that I have to sit with this creepy doll on my knee
for the rest of the time, too. It really is scary.
So what's the name on it
there? It just says Mark.
Mark. It just says Mark.
It's the Grinch holding a sign that says Mark.
You could have done a little bit more, but I still
chose it. Yeah, yeah. You're a sign that says Mark. You could have done a little bit more, but I still chose it. Yeah, yeah.
You're a mean one, Mark. Mark.
It was about time you came back.
Goddamn guy with his flip-flops walking around.
Oh, I was like, if summer culottes doesn't come back,
I'm going to be disappointed.
What do you got there, Dave?
I got Carrie and the Hendersons.
I picked it just because the production quality was so high quality.
It's really nice, yeah.
It's like they thought Lithgow was going to show up again.
But you didn't put yourself in it, right?
It's okay. Carrie says, it's okay. I don't need to show up again. But you didn't put yourself in it, right? It's okay.
Carrie says, it's okay.
I don't need to be in there. My name is all that
matters. Carrie and the Hendersons.
I guess.
Graham, what do you
got? Like some sort of hat?
Well, I thought it was a bag at first. I go, what's in that bag?
And she goes, nothing. Then she goes, well, there's a rat.
It's Rat-Ted Julie. well, there's a rat. It's Rat-Tat-Julie.
Oh, it's a chef hat.
Yeah.
It's got Rat-Tat-Tooey in it.
Yeah.
So it's a rat hat.
And then this cool dude
who made the Dance of the Wolves,
I didn't pick his,
but he did bring donuts.
So he gets an honorable mention
for letting me grab his donuts.
His sign was too big.
That's why I didn't
fuck with it either.
It's too big.
I just, the donuts are just right though
The photoshopping is amazing
Anybody got a sign you want me to pelt with?
Alright Nick
Okay
Nick you're kind of close
I got a really good arm
Seems like this is going to be dangerous.
He's going to come at you hot.
Don't get any ideas about throwing donuts at Annabelle.
All right, so...
Those are really good donuts.
I'm just going to take a powdered one here.
I'm just going to eat it.
You're really going to eat a donut?
Is that a vegan donut?
You vegan, Doug?
Not now.
Alright.
Is that Nicolas Cage on that thing Or is that you Doug?
It's Trey Parker
Oh it's Doug
It's me
But it really
With that mustache and everything
It really looks like Nicolas Cage
Show the whole audience
It's beautiful
Is that Adrian Paul?
And who brought this blanket?
What's your name?
Dominic.
Dominic?
Oh, Dom, you got... With a shitty name tag.
Oh.
But you brought a...
What airline blanket is this?
American.
American.
A blanket from your American Airlines flight.
Were you afraid to say the name because you thought
they'd come in here and drag you the fuck out?
Oh, you work for them.
Not anymore, Bill.
Every party he goes to,
he's like, oh, he brought another blanket.
Thanks.
Thanks, Dom.
Oh, what my child always wanted.
A vomit bag.
Thanks, Dom.
But I'm putting it in the prize bag.
So thank you for that.
And
gotta pass out some buzzers
because we're playing
Alex's, Devin, Jason's
IMDB game.
So pass those down.
You don't have to say your own name
to buzz in anymore. You can just buzz
in with whatever your
sound effect is. Graham, you want to try yours?
Come on.
You don't like that one?
You could trade it maybe with somebody else.
No, I'll take it.
Alright, what does Dave's sound like?
Nice.
That's Brian.
Ross Marquand.
What's your latest micro impression?
Do you have any new ones?
I'm just trying to perfect my bobcat
goldthwait. Really?
How's that go?
I'm tripped. I'm working
on it.
Yeah.
Shakes the clown.
All right.
So this is how this game works. I'm going to say the top four on somebody's IMDb page.
Buzz in as soon as you think you know it.
But if you guess incorrectly, it's negative one point.
And you get a bonus point for each additional one you can name
after you get the correct answer.
Let me get a pen out because I've got to keep track of the score here.
The first title
in this person's
best known for on IMDb
is
Fantasia
2000. Okay, next up.
Beaches.
Beaches.
Okay.
Hocus Pocus.
Ross Marquand.
That'll be Bette Midler.
Bette Midler is correct.
All.
All.
One point.
You get one more.
If you could name the fourth thing in her top four,
which I do not think you will be able to pull off
because it's some sort of
special or something she did.
And it's not a movie title.
I was going to say Death Becomes Her,
but... Yeah, Bette Midler?
Wasn't she in that? No. Oh, no, that was
Goldie Hawn. Yeah, that's right.
Mm-hmm.
The way we were? For her fourth title,
she wasn't in that either. Stop while
you're ahead.
Her fourth title, she wasn't in that either. Stop while you're ahead. Her fourth title was Diva Las Vegas.
Diva Las Vegas?
Yeah, something that she was in and produced, I guess, or something.
All right, so Ross is in the lead with one point.
Coming home.
Here's the next round.
Of course,
sometimes it's TV shows
and not movies.
And this person's
first credit
on their IMDb
is
It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia.
Graham Elwood.
Danny DeVito.
That is correct.
Gee.
Boom!
For 20 bonus points, Graham,
name anyone else who's in
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
No, you get to name
three more Danny DeVito projects
for potential,
you could end up with four points here.
Get shorty.
Two more.
Batman Forever?
What?
What does that have to do with anything?
I just did a line from Kindergarten Cop.
That doesn't have anything to do with anything.
Yeah, so I said Batman Forever.
Did you hear that one?
One more.
Let's go with...
Taxi?
Oh, okay, yeah.
It was a TV program,
not to be confused with the great Jimmy Fallon movie.
And Queen Latifah.
It was just fantastic.
They're both at the top of their game.
But they went with One Flew of the cuckoo's nest
batman returns cock there's a batman thing on your phone i don't acknowledge those movies it's
like the fucking star wars prequels they don't exist and all right yeah take it seriously get
very serious that was not me just being nerd rage but let's all get focused on what i said
la confidential yeah so just the one point for your gram on that one but you are tied with ross
for first place in this game here's the next round American Beauty
Oh, Graham Elwood
Here we go
Kevin Spacey
Incorrect
God damn it
That's the risk you take
Coming in so soon
Son of a bitch
Graham is back to zero points
Nope Graham is back to zero points. Nope.
Wait, who'd you say?
Huh?
Annette Bening?
Is that what I said?
All right, the second title.
The Born Identity. Oh, here comes Brian Sacca
Chris Cooper
That's correct
And now I have to do his other titles?
You get two more
Two more shots at it
Two more Chris Cooper movies
The Patriot Two more shots at it. Two more Chris Cooper movies.
The Patriot.
And... And...
The Bourne Supremacy?
No, fuck, he dies in The Bourne...
What?
Oh, man.
I was going to watch that this weekend.
I'm blanking on a second, Chris Cooper.
That's all right.
You give up?
Yeah.
Okay, they went with Adaptation.
Yeah, that's a great one.
And The Patriot for a point!
Brian pulls into the lead with two points.
Ross has one point.
Graham and Dave don't matter.
No, everybody's got a chance still.
It can happen for anybody.
Who's IMDb top four starts with American beauty
seven Ross Marquand be Kevin space be Kevin Spacey. That's Kevin Spacey.
That's correct.
And you get to name two more Kevin Spaceys.
Spaceys.
Give me some Spaceys.
I'm going to go with, if I had to choose.
Oh, shit.
So here's what I'm thinking.
If I have to go through the Rolodex of every fucking movie I've ever done since 1985, let me think.
Well, my coming out role was, of course, Working Girl.
I fucking rocked that movie.
Then, if I had to guess, Consenting Adults, of course, with Kevin Kline, who I love.
Then, if I had to guess, consenting adults, of course, with Kevin Kline, who I love.
You got to pick two, Kevin.
I know.
I'm just going to enable it.
It's going to be some stupid shit like The Negotiator. But I'm going to go with, I think, consenting adults and some other bullshit likepax you think kpax is in his top four
i think it dives that low after american beauty and seven uh next up la confidential
yeah just mentioned it yeah it was right there on the table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can't deny
what may be
ultimately his greatest role,
House of Cards.
Yeah.
House of Cards.
Yeah.
So that means
that Brian and Ross
are each tied
with two points.
So Graham and Dave,
pass back your buzzers.
Oh, no.
That's bullshit.
Turn in your buzzers.
My fault.
Yeah, just no more honking.
Just pass them down here.
I'll press two of them at the same time.
Oh, that's annoying.
And this is just between Brian and Ross.
First person that can get in and answer correctly
is going to take this thing home.
Starts off with a TV show.
Frasier.
A Bug's Life.
Ross Marquand Oh shit
Yeah
David Hyde Pierce
That is correct
You are a winner
Without even having to name
Wet Hot American Summer
And The Fisher King
I didn't even know
He was in that
Holy shit
But Ross Marquand
Wins that game.
Congratulations.
Pass all the buzzers in.
Ross, do you want to throw a donut into the crowd?
Yeah.
Yeah, grab a donut.
Who wants it?
Who wants it?
Annabelle?
Oh, Annabelle wants it?
You're really worried.
No, don't hit Annabelle in the face with a donut.
This guy wants a donut.
Yeah, hit that Star Wars.
Oh!
Yeah, nice.
Oh!
Nice catch.
Wow. Wow.
Wow.
What an amazing American
you are, sir.
You are amazing.
I want to be
amazing American.
Alright, so
Ross gets to go first in our next game
and it's a little something called
Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
I will say a tagline from a motion picture to Ross,
and he's the only person in the room
who gets to guess first
of what movie that tagline is from.
If he can't get it,
then we move down to Brian,
and then Dave, and then Graham.
I hope I get Bone Tomahawk.
I already know that one.
How's the tagline for that go?
You're gonna die by a tomahawk.
Why not get bone to death instead?
I don't think that's right.
That's what you said earlier.
I don't think I was quoting the tagline.
I think that was more what I felt about it.
Oh, I thought that you were reading from the IMDB page.
IMDB.
Here we go, Ross.
All right.
He's here, big as life, in a real bat epic.
What the fuck?
He's here, big as life.
Oh, I'm going to go with the Lego Batman movie.
Okay.
That's incorrect.
Shit.
Brian?
Use your microphone voice.
He's here, Big's life in a real bad epic?
Mm-hmm.
Bat.
Bat, yes.
Yes, the flying kind of bat,
not the kind of bat that Negan has.
Ryan?
Batman and Robin?
Dave?
Batman Begins?
Graham?
It's Batman the movie, the Adam West show.
That is correct.
Paying tribute to the great Adam West.
Batman the movie.
Okay, we'll start with you again, Ross, for this next one.
Only one will claim the night.
Jesus.
It's not a movie called Jesus.
Only one will claim the night.
Jesus. Jesus.
Night, Nightclaimer.
Turning water
into wine
at midnight.
Jesus,
fuck.
Okay.
It makes me think
of Highlander.
Like,
Highlander 2,
The Quickening,
that seems like a...
Really,
instead of there
will only be one,
there'll be only one
will claim the night?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm gonna go
with something bullshit
like,
what's the Patrick Swayze, Roadhouse. No. Okay. I'm going to go with something bullshit like what's the Patrick Swayze
Roadhouse?
No.
Okay.
Brian.
My thought is
the Emilio Estevez
picture Judgment Night?
No.
I believe it's
with Martin Lawrence
Black Knight.
No.
That was a movie.
That was a movie, yeah.
Graham?
Can you say the term again, please?
Only one will claim the night.
Batman Returns.
That is from just straight up Batman from 1989.
Fuck.
Ah, there's a bat theme.
Got it.
Ross?
Courage now,
truth always.
I think that that's Batman Forever.
That is correct.
Brian,
welcome to a world
without rules.
Dark Knight?
That's correct.
All right, Dave.
Strength, courage, honor, and loyalty.
On June 20th, it all comes together. Strangely specific tagline.
Batman and Robin?
That is correct.
Wow!
I think each of you got one,
so we'll call that one a tie.
That was very well done.
We did an episode recently where I did all the Supermans,
and the contestants were continually flummoxed by it,
but you guys totally picked up on the Batman thing,
so congratulations on that.
And to determine our winner tonight,
we are going to play Last Man Stanton.
Boom!
Ross is still in the power
position. He'll still get to go first, but
then it's going to go to me because I
like to play along. And then Graham
and Dave and Brian.
You can use
one lifeline during this. At one point
you can go to the person whose name tag you
chose and say,
please help me.
And then Annabelle will stare at them
until they die.
Because Annabelle is not happy
about it not being chosen.
I'm not even looking over in her direction
because I know she's fucking
not happy.
Where is Mighty underscore
Boognish?
Hey, dude. How's it going?
What's your real name? Jason.
And you have
a great idea for Last Man Stanton
tonight?
I asked you a question
that was not
what is the name.
Do you think you have a great name?
I think so.
He says Samuel L. Jackson.
And we've got like
seven minutes left.
So I say let's do it.
But it is a
there's a lot of titles.
So we're going to go fast, you guys.
I'm going to give you a second to think
while I write down Samuel L. Jackson.
Did we ever find out officially what the L stands for?
We got a suggestion in the crowd.
Love.
Samuel Love Jackson.
Love, motherfucker!
All right.
Start with you there, Ross.
Name any Sam Jackson vehicle.
Snicks on a plane.
Okay.
I have to go with the formerly
already mentioned The Negotiator.
Graham?
Let's go
with
Pulp Fiction.
Okay.
I'm not familiar with that.
Dave?
Jackie Brown.
Mm-hmm.
Jackie B.
187.
What?
187.
Oh, yeah.
Coming to America.
That's great.
Nice.
Good one.
Thank you.
Oh, my God, you guys.
I don't feel good.
I think I have jungle fever. Oh, my God, you guys. I don't feel good. I think I have jungle fever.
Oh, Gator.
Hard eight.
Whoa.
Deep.
Yeah, also known as Sydney in some circles.
I like it.
Star Wars, Attack of the Clones.
Whoa, look at him go.
You don't even give a fucking number.
You're just like...
Oh, is this a number thing?
Well, full title.
Oh, Star Wars 2, Attack of the Clones.
That's exactly how they wrote it.
There's a little question mark in there and everything.
Kong, Skull Island oh yeah that's right Star Wars won the Phantom Menace okay I'll go with man. Eugene Levy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
Got it.
Graham.
Graham.
Let's go with...
How about
this Samuel Love Jackson?
You go to your lifeline while there's still some options.
Fuck.
I didn't want to burn through that lifeline so quickly.
But I'm in a donut haze.
Rat-Ted Julie?
What do you got, girl?
Kingsman.
Kingsman?
Full title?
Something Service.
Kingsman Something Service?
What do you want to go with, Graham?
Jesus.
Kingsman Secret Service?
Django.
Django. Django Unchained.
There you go.
Outstanding, Julie.
You're my favorite rat in a hat.
Whose turn is it next?
That's mine.
Okay.
Do you want to go ahead and take it?
The cleaner?
Okay.
It was on Netflix.
Fuck it.
I watched it.
That's cool.
Patriot Games.
What?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was thinking of the Patriot.
I was like, what?
Patriot Games.
Nice dick.
Unbreakable.
Oh, of course.
That's a good one.
I'm going to go with...
Jurassic Park.
Hold on to your butts.
Or hang on, I get it confused.
Graham?
Captain America Civil War?
That's right.
Maybe the lifeline was a bluff.
Whoa.
Wait a second.
I'm pretty sure he's not in that one.
Yeah, he is.
Civil War?
Yeah. No, it's one where they all are there, but for some reason he isn't. I'm pretty sure he's not in that one yeah he is Civil War yeah no
it's one where they all
are there
but for some reason
he isn't
yeah and he says
that once he goes
anybody got guys
eyes on the Hulk
they're saying
definitely no
he's definitely not in it
let's go to a
fucking robot
I thought he had
a cameo in that
yeah he did
did you already
use your lifeline
he did
nope
yeah he did
you guys are all like we cameo in that. Yeah, he did. Did you already use your lifeline? He did. Nope. Yeah, he did.
You guys are all like,
some crazy lady yelled some shit out. I don't know.
She was like Kingsman. I was like, who the fuck are you,
lady? I was going to say Django Unchained, and then
we started moving along.
Dave? The Hateful Eight.
Yeah. Cocksucker.
I don't believe so.
I was given the full title.
I believe the full title is Kingsman the Secret Service.
That's correct, Brian, with the steel.
True Romance.
For like two seconds.
Right?
It's a quickie.
I'll give you another fast one.
Kill Bill Volume 1.
Oh, the piano player.
Yeah, he told Quentin Tarantino,
he's like, I'll play anything.
And Quentin's like, alright, you're going to play this piano player
that says one thing and then gets shot in the head.
Graham, I'm sorry.
You had a great run.
You've always been a great guest on the show.
The Kingsman Secret Service.
Okay, you're back in.
Dave.
Star Wars 3, Revenge of the Sith.
Okay.
I can argue with that.
Iron Man 3.
Correct.
Seems right.
That seems legit.
Oh, wait.
I got a nerd shaking his head over here.
The same guy that fucked me is fucking this guy.
He's not in three?
No.
He was in two.
Well, you said three, though.
Okay.
Ross? The Avengers.
Okay.
I'm going to go Iron Man 2.
Dave? Iron Man
yeah
yeah just the first one
he's got to show up
at the end of the first one
does he
to be like
hey Tony
be part of the thing
I don't know if he does
are you sure
he wasn't at the end
of Iron Man 3
yeah I think so
because that led into
he showed up a lot
early on
the only one he's not in
is the one Graham picked
which would mean he was in 3 I'm going to check you one he's not in is the one Graham picked. Which would mean he was in three.
I'm going to check you, bro.
He wasn't in three or the one Graham picked.
In my opinion.
Ross?
The Avengers Age of Ultron.
Right?
Yeah, he's in that one.
Yeah, he is.
And he's also, he's definitely in Captain America,
The Winter Soldier.
Yeah. Probably his biggest part is in that one of all of them. And he's also definitely in Captain America the Winter Soldier.
He's probably his biggest part is in that one of all of them.
So I'll say that.
T.W.S.
Is it just you and me?
Maybe.
Dave, are you still in?
I think I am.
Yeah.
What do you got?
Was he an Ant-Man?
No.
Well, fuck it.
Oh, I still had a lifeline.
Did I blow it?
Oh, yeah.
Go to your lifeline.
You can just say it out loud.
Die Hard 2?
Die Hard 2, full title?
No.
He wasn't in Die Hard 2. Oh, that's right.
He wasn't in.
What do you got?
What is it?
He was a live free Die Hard. Was that it? No. Oh, that's right. He wasn't in. What do you got? What is it? He was in Live Free, Die Hard.
Was that it?
No.
Shit.
Nope.
Whose turn is it?
My turn.
What do you got?
The red violin.
Oh.
Am I fucking right or what?
Am I right or what?
All right.
So then I'll say Die Hard with a Vengeance.
That's okay.
What else, Ross?
Shit.
I thought I was going to... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What was the one where he was a homeless man living in the fucking park?
Oh, right.
God, that was great.
Yeah, he was always like, I don't have a home.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys...
I thought of another one.
I'm going to call my lifeline
What do you guys have?
A surefire one
Deep Blue Sea
Deep Blue Sea
Good one
Deep Blue Sea
I'm going to go with
Shit
Come on, Sam.
Get inside my head, Sam.
Shit.
Tarzan.
What's the full title, though?
King of the Jungle?
Tarzan, King of the Jungle?
Or Tarzan...
The Beginning.
Tarzan, The Beginning. Tarzan The Beginning?
All right.
I'm going to call it
Ross Marquand is our winner.
Where's this person?
Where'd you get this from?
Right here?
Oh, perfect.
There you go, dude.
Congratulations.
Good job.
You know, there's still a million of them.
What other Sam Jacksons did we not get to?
Good fellas.
That's funny.
Do the right thing, of course.
Do the right thing.
Shaft. Shaft. Shut your right thing, of course. Do the right thing. Shaft.
Shaft.
Shut your mouth.
And Glorious Bastards.
The Incredibles.
You've seen it.
The Incredibles.
Frozone.
Yep.
Time to kill.
Time to kill.
XXX return of Xander.
I love, I've never heard anyone say that with such passion.
XXX return of Xander.
Some say XXX. passion. XXX return of Xander. Some say triple X.
I say XXX.
What?
Does this person spell out everything?
Do you want to go see T-H-O-R?
What is that?
T-whore? Yeah, you want to go see T-whore? Let's go see T-Hor?
Yeah, you want to go see T-Hor?
Let's go see T-Hor.
I love a good T-Hor movie.
Yeah, Ragnarok.
Age of T-Hor.
Graham Elwood,
what do you got to plug, buddy?
Yeah, comedyfilmnerds.com
and our podcast.
Go to comedyfilmnerds.com,
get the EarBuzz documentary,
do all that business. Go to our Patreonnerds.com. Get the EarBuzz documentary. Do all that business.
Go to our Patreon page. Support the show. God bless America.
Great.
Great plugs.
Dave is on tour. He has a website.
Good luck.
Hey! That's what I was going to say.
DaveWayComedy.com.
Yeah, but the tour starts July 18th
and runs through August 26th.
What's the first city?
Fort Collins.
What's the last city?
I was born there.
Oh, no shit.
Yeah, it's nice.
What does Kevin Spacey think about Fort Collins?
So Fort Collins is basically known for a few things
One, it's beer
New Belgium Brewery is based there
Fat Tire, any Fat Tire fans?
Great
That's where it's from
And we have beer and cattle
That's what it's known for
Earlier this evening I got to watch We have beer and cattle. That's what it's known for.
Earlier this evening,
I got to watch next door at Franklin and Co.
Pub. I got to watch
Topher Grace
and Ross Marquand
meet each other and both confirm
to each other that they're sick of hearing
how they should play brothers in something
or how they look alike.
But also they both confirmed,
yes, we do indeed look alike.
We did the whole mirror thing.
I was looking at both of your eyes going,
these guys have the dreamiest four eyes
I've ever seen in my life.
Brian Sacka, the program Wrecked,
is back on TBS June 20th.
Yes.
Back to back.
First two episodes.
First two episodes.
10 and 10.30.
10 and 10.30.
Shit goes down.
June 20th.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's funny.
Watch the first season, too, on TBS.com or the TBS app.
I'm going to vomit for saying that right now.
Get all caught up.
Yeah.
Get all caught up before the second season.
I love that idea.
Thank you. And thank you so much for being here, dude.
You were a great guest.
That was really fun. I wish I would have won, but that was really fun.
You know, that's a lot of people
who walk away from this like
it's really going to eat at you.
I'm really disappointed in myself.
It's my first time winning, just so you know.
It's my fourth time.
It's your first win.
First win.
Well, you you go.
Right?
All right.
Well, you know what you win?
What do I win?
No plugs.
We're out of time.
But I heard you're on a very popular program and that you might continue to be on it and that people should watch it.
Maybe, yeah.
On AMC.
AMC and AMC.com.
You don't even know when it's going to premiere in October.
Sure don't.
That's one of the many surprises The Walking Dead has in store,
is no one involved in it even knows when it's coming back.
We have no idea.
I love that.
Keep you guys in the dark.
That's the way to do it.
Shrouds of secrecy.
I'm in.
What do I got to plug?
I got another thing.
Next Doug Loves Movies in LA is at Meltdown
Comics on Saturday July 8th
at 420
thank you again to all of my
guests Graham Elwood
Dave Waite
Brian Sacka and Ross Marquand
I can't find a shithead on that
there's no shithead on the rat tattoo
where's the rat tattoo person
it's the rat is the
yeah okay rats are a hit took care of that way to go yeah yeah uh michael bay is a yes
it's on the back of mark okay
oh okay
Oh, okay.
It's an interesting stance for the Grinch to take.
People who are mad at Kathy Griffin are shitheads.
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