Doug Loves Movies - Sam Richardson, Noël Wells, Tom Thakkar and Owen Egerton guest
Episode Date: August 29, 2018Back home at the UCB Franklin in LA, Doug welcomes Sam Richardson, Noël Wells, Tom Thakkar and Owen Egerton to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premi...um. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey friends, this episode is dedicated to George Wissman, a dedicated audience member who passed away recently.
If you've been to a show at UCB in Los Angeles over the last few years, you've probably seen him.
He sat in the front row and often wore a visor that I would tease him about,
like his next stop after my show was going to be an old-timey poker game.
He loved the show, and the show already misses him.
This one's for you, Visor Man.
Doug hates candy wrappers,
squeaky babies, sticky seeds
With 50 azepam or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Because Doug loves movies
Hey, hey, hey everybody
My name is Doug and I love movies!
This is Doug Loves Movies!
Coming to you once again from Ground Zero, that's not a good expression to describe this place,
our original home, the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Los Angeles, California!
Brigade Theater in Los Angeles, California!
It's Tuesday, August 28th, 2018.
I can't believe August is almost over.
I'm still writing January on my checks.
You missed a good one, sir.
What did you guys write on your name tags?
Let me see those name tags, Los Angeles.
Oh, boy.
There's a good amount.
There's always a whole section
that didn't bring name tags.
I don't know how you guys know how to sit together.
That's interesting.
Sophia the Jerk.
You just added Sophia to the movie The Jerk.
Yeah, Sophia is a tough one.
Let me think of one for you.
No, you're right.
Sophia the Jerk was the way to go.
Who's cousin Vinny? Who's cousin Vinny?
Mike's cousin Vinny?
And you're Mike?
Okay.
What's that Avengers one over there?
Just Infinity War?
Yeah, see how people feel about that?
Alright, we got lots of good ones
for people to choose from.
We got some behind me even.
Thank you for bringing those
and good luck to everybody.
Doug plugs.
Cleveland, the year-long wait
is finally over.
Doug Lowe's movies return
to the Accidental Comedy Festival
at Hilarities on Saturday, September 1st at 420.
The Benson Movie Interruption returns to the Alamo Drafthouse
in downtown Kansas City on Friday night, September 7th,
and we're doing a Doug Lowe's Movies there the next day.
For all of my dates and deets and links,
go to DougLowe'sMovies.com.
That's DougLowe'sMovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com
Yeah!
Ha ha!
Alright.
That was interesting.
Felt
kind of real.
I'm always like, are there birds
in here?
I got a bag. I was
at Ellis Mania over the weekend. i got a bag that says uh hard rock
hotel and casino in it and uh inside the bag uh i've got a doug loves movies t-shirt a doug loves
movies sticker a uh i think a lady gave this to me in tampa no, wait. Orlando. Let's just say Florida.
It's a
beautiful pipe that looks like
a donut.
Yeah, right?
Or a little spaceship or whatever.
And she gave it to me
inside a koozie
for Tito's handmade
vodka. Just fits right in there.
It's real nice.
So I can't break up the set.
I've got to give both of those away.
And then, yeah, that's it for stuff in the bag.
But check this out, you guys.
If you buy a VIP ticket to Taylor Swift,
which I did,
on more than one occasion.
They send you this VIP box
thing where, like, you open
it up and this happens.
I don't even know where the speaker is,
but Taylor's talking about how excited she is
that I bought a ticket to see her,
and she's like, oh my God, when you're there,
I'm going to get so excited to see you there.
I might even cancel all the snakes in the show
because you're a good man.
But yeah, and then you open up another level it shuts that
thing up and she's like looks like she has total shame and then you get a copy of her the dvd i
mean the cd reputation like because cds are great there's still a thing right you get a patch and
put that on my best jacket or whatever.
And yeah, and so
there's also a big, thick, heavy book
in there to give you guys an idea
how heavy this shit is.
All of that is going to be won by somebody
tonight in addition to the stuff
brought by my terrific guests.
Are you ready, Los Angeles?
Let's do this. Please give it up for
Tom Takar, Owen Edgerton,
Noelle Wells, and Sam
Richardson.
Let's hear it
for all of them as they
make their way
through the
twisting backstage that is
Oh shit!
Did I break that fucking donut pipe?
The answer is no.
Try again later.
It's one of those kind of pipes
that gives you messages.
Where'd the koozie part go?
How did I lose that part?
Good question.
Somebody getting a call?
We good over there?
It's right there.
It's in your hand.
Oh my God.
That has never happened in the history of everything.
Someone standing with a koozie in their hand going,
where did the koozie go?
It's in your hand.
Oh, shit.
Let's meet my guests individually,
starting with the gentleman who is joining us.
He's the first-time guest here on the show.
So excited to have him.
It's Sam
Richardson, everybody.
Hello.
Let's
do it. IMDB,
best known for...
I wrote it down. Veep.
Hold your applause till the end.
Detroiters. Mike and Dave
need wedding dates, and we're the Millers.
Where, of course, you played a TSA agent.
How did that feel?
Powerful. I felt very powerful.
Right?
It's a strong uniform.
It's post-9-11, so it holds a certain authority to it.
Did you wear your TSA uniform like offset or at the airport?
Yeah, like right...
Yeah.
It's just a quick way to get through security.
Detroiters
season two is happening as we
speak. Last episode was
on last Thursday. Okay, so
we're too late for that, but...
Be the on-demand.
Yes, watch it on-demand.
Watch it on-demand.
It's incredible.
What you do is you go home,
you look at your TV,
and you're like,
I demand to see Detroiters.
Say that five times until you pass out.
That's right.
If it doesn't show you,
get a new TV.
Oh, is that how that works?
But Veep, when's the new season of Veep?
We're shooting it right now.
It's the last season, season seven. What? shooting it right now. It's the last season, season seven.
What?
Yeah, I know.
It's news to me also.
Not really.
I knew that going in.
But that should be out, I'm assuming, in the spring.
But yeah, we're filming it right now.
All right.
Thanks for being here, Dean.
Thank you.
People are unsure if they should clap for that.
No, it's fine.
It's the last season.
Last season.
Still nothing.
That's fine.
Who cares?
I don't care either.
Is there a hashtag
seven seasons in a movie situation?
Can we get a Veep movie?
Let's get a Veep film,
we'll call it even.
Yeah.
Yeah, all right. That'd be a great title for it. The Veep film. The Veep movie? Let's get a Veep film, we'll call it even. Yeah. Yeah, all right.
That'd be a great title for it.
The Veep film.
The Veep film.
Yeah, just following her around, whatever she's up to next.
I mean, how many seasons has it been since she was the actual Veep?
It's been two seasons.
That's like if there was a bachelor sitting around in Full House.
It doesn't make any sense.
It was just for me and him, that joke.
The two of us got a chance to bond a little bit.
And let's meet the rest of the panel, starting with...
She's a delight.
She comes by every once in a while.
I don't feel like she totally loves being here.
But...
Wow. Say hello. like she totally loves being here but uh wow say hello to this panel's wow factor wow it's noel
wells everybody i just get very nervous yeah yeah so i don't want to put a personal challenge
i want to put that on you i don't know appreciate it. Every once in a while, I get a call from you.
I'm like, I should leave my house.
Ow.
Yeah.
So good to see you outside the house.
Thank you.
It's been a minute.
We did, of course, I starred in your film, Mr. Roosevelt.
And the two of us went on to great acclaim.
I know Owen's probably seen it
and knows that I have two scenes,
but pivotal fucking scenes.
Her life changes based on what happens with me.
But it's popular on Netflix and everything, yeah?
Yeah, it's on Netflix.
You can watch it.
You can totally watch it.
You can totally not watch it.
You have total freedom
it literally impacts me
in no way
what you do
or don't do
is there a thing
on there still
where people can rate it
does it ever rate it
the craziest thing
is they had it up
until
two weeks ago
and it's even sadder
that I know this
two weeks ago
is when they said
we're not gonna rate
these things anymore
I think it's just gotten
I think the internet
would stop internet bullying
yeah
I just think it's just
you know
it's a good place to start
on a one to five
star rating system
shut those bullies up
yeah
those three and a half
star people
just fucking like it
or don't
yeah no
but that's
been a real
stress off my back so it really makes no. Yeah, no, but that's been a real stress off my back.
So it really makes no difference now.
No, but yeah, there's
Mr. Roosevelt's out and it's been
really cool. It feels like people
are still discovering it.
And that's
so it goes through waves.
Dog don't die.
That's the beauty of, oh, would that be terrible?
That would be so terrible.
Oh, my God.
We're talking about your movie
and I just died.
When did you die?
I don't know.
They'd play the clip
over and over of his death
and they'd have Mr. Roosevelt
in there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that'd be a sick plug.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sick plug.
He would be like,
oh, Detroiters too.
I just want to slip it in there as well.
Check out Sample Your Brain.
Check it out.
It's available.
Comments to join us.
Woo! This is why I have four guests.
So I can just sit over here coughing.
Just an hour.
Oh my god. You okay?
Yeah, yeah, this is good.
I just had a double eye orgasm. Yeah, yeah, this is good. All right.
I just had a double eye orgasm.
Oh, my God. You need to clean up?
I just, people come out here, they're so funny, I choke on their words.
But also might add something to do with the big rip I took off stage.
Before coming out here.
But we have to move forward, you guys.
I think Charlie Rose said that.
Who else on the panel
would like to be introduced?
Owen Edgerton is here, everybody.
Now, how often do you get confused
with Joel Edgerton?
Because I feel like you guys have a similar look.
Every day of my life.
I will say this.
He played Uncle Owen.
The young Uncle Owen.
And so that was a big day for me
when a guy with the last name that was my last name
played a character that was my first name.
That's it. He's got a D in there though first name. That's it.
He's got a D in there though, right?
That's right. He spells it wrong.
You're edger without the D here.
And it was Owen, but with a G.
His name is Joen.
Goen.
Uncle Goen.
And
comedy and filmmaking phenom
out of Austin, Texas.
Did you read that?
What's your latest?
I wrote it down and then I read it out loud.
Thank you.
I'm both architect and builder on this show.
I make out a map and then I perform it for everybody.
We live in what you build.
Yeah, exactly.
And what's your latest,
you came out to California
here to promote something?
I got a movie
coming out on Friday
called Bloodfest.
Which, why wouldn't
anybody want to see
a movie called Bloodfest?
Bloodfest.
There's lots of people dying.
It's a terrific name
for anything.
Exactly.
It'd be a great name for anything. Exactly. It'd be a great name
for a lean cuisine.
I don't know
if I can even bother
with a second example.
And so it's coming out Friday.
How can people see it?
It's going to be on demand.
It's in theaters.
Some theaters.
But it's going to be
like on demand and iTunes and everywhere like that.
Yeah.
What's your favorite theater that it's playing in?
Let's give them a shout out.
Alamo Drafthouse.
It's going to be playing in Alamo Drafthouses because I have stuff on them.
Oh, really?
Is that why?
Yeah.
I got some tapes.
I know you always participate in events at the Fantastic Fest.
We should plug that.
Yeah.
It's coming up in September.
Nine days of like
the most fun film festival
that I go to every year.
I agree.
Yeah.
It's the most fun
film festival you go to.
Yeah.
We always do...
What?
We always do
stuff together there
and it's always
a terrific time
and thanks for
coming out here.
Oh, yeah.
And good luck
with Budfest
and we'll see you later.
Okay.
Bye guys.
Oh wait I didn't
mean to talk you
off.
You gotta stay for
the rest of this
shit.
You can talk me
off.
Including the
introduction of
our fourth guest
who may have
been on the show
more times than
anybody else on
the panel but not
sure didn't talk to
accounting or HR.
Give it up for Tom
Takar, everybody.
Hello, Dougie.
Co-host of You Up with Nikki Glaser and Sirius XM Channel 95.
Yeah, squirt, squirt.
A weekdays 7 to 9 out here on the West Coast.
And yes, it's even written right here.
Say squirt, squirt.
Squirt, yesirt, yes.
Hell yeah.
Very short-sighted catchphrase I came up with.
You beat me to it.
Yeah, you have to say that at the top of every show.
Squirt, squirt.
Every show I say squirt, squirt at the top.
Yeah, yeah, that's got to stay more and more every time.
Based on the idea that when people listen to the show,
they're squirting out of their little pussies.
Whoa.
Wait, am I the wow factor?
Yeah, you are always bringing the
wow. Wow.
Oh, Lord.
Wow. Okay, well.
Whoa, whoa.
Let's talk prize bag.
Now that we've met everybody.
Starting with Noelle,
what do you have to contribute tonight?
Hi, I have a few things.
Thank you for bringing them.
We're going to start with the usual,
which is a Team Noelle mug.
I brought one almost every time
I've been on the show.
I made these for my agent several years ago
and I had to get several, but to order them I had to order 72 and for it to be cost-effective and
so I just been forcing these on anybody and your audience happens to be one of
the main targets so that's one thing I think anywhere you go in public you
should have one and give it so just give it to someone we're getting to the
bottom of the...
We're getting...
It came in four boxes.
I'm getting the fourth.
I'm in the fourth box now.
Okay, good.
Home stretch.
Home stretch.
I also brought a hat that I had made because I keep always thinking I'm going to start
an apparel company for some reason because I'm like, oh, acting is not working out.
I might as well start selling keychains and hats but I made this one two years ago and it's insecure
with a copyright but then I realized there was a television show called
very popular on HBO it was a dark time in my life. Oh, shit.
How many of those did you order? That's a weird choice of words, but...
But I liked it because it was just...
I'm done.
Copyrighted.
I like to jokingly put copyright symbols on things.
The other one that I got ordered was Nervous TM.
Trademark, but I kept that one because it's still relevant.
Yeah, no one started
a damn show called Nervous.
Totally ruined
your joke.
This just seems
like a crew hat from Insecure.
Right, so people just, if you're
a fan of Easter Egg.
No, that happened to me too. I made hats that say
The Bill Maher Show, and it was really fucked up and stupid. Short-sighted of me. No, that happened to me too. I made hats that say The Bill Maher Show and it was really
fucked up and stupid and short-sighted
of me. Yeah, I just took a bunch
of words and put copyright next to them
because I think it's dumb. Now I'm starting
I want to start another apparel company called
SAD and just put SAD
copyright and I looked it up. Nobody's done that yet
so don't you fucking do it.
Don't do it. Don't start a show.
Don't do anything okay i've also
brought a shirt um it's i've worn it it's not in the best condition but but it's um the earlier
this year i um made a shirt uh after donald trump said i'm a he said you know i'm a very stable
genius and i got on that real quick and so i started making i'm a very stable genius and I got on that real quick and so I started making I'm a very stable genius shirts
and they did very well online
and so I brought one here
I like how
it's like kind of a sports shirt
it's like a baseball shirt
and people went nuts
super nuts you can go on my Etsy
and there's still a few up on there
or you can just take this drag
pictures will throw off every hitter with this
shirt on.
What the fuck?
And then I... Gosh, you got so much
stuff. I know, I'm sorry. I just thought
I like to... It's great. I never feel like
one's enough or something. I know, especially because I bring
the same thing. And then I started
making music this year. It's been really...
I'm really excited. I'm coming out with an album.
Yeah. We've been following, I'm really excited. I'm coming out with an album. Yeah. We've been following
your musical journey
on Instagram.
Yeah, it's been happening.
I've been teasing it.
I think people don't know
if it's a joke or not.
It's definitely not.
But I did this animated
promo for it
where I like,
I did this animated promo
in each section
for each song.
It was a different
type of animation
and one of them was a hand-drawn animation.
So I brought a frame from the end of it.
Oh, how cool.
So it's one frame.
That's nice.
It's like, aha.
Wow.
Yeah.
You can do it all.
Very good.
That's so cool.
Thank you for letting me see it, Doug.
Yeah.
Tom was being so FOMO about it.
I thought I'd give him a gloops
No FOMO
And here's what it would look like animated
Whoa
You're just flicking the same picture
Yeah well she didn't say it was very active
Animation
Owen what do you got for us?
I was really worried I was going to go next
because that was really good.
Thank you. I was feeling
insecure copyright about that.
You were really worried you were going to
go next when you were sitting directly
next to her?
That's a good fear to have. All clues
were leading to that.
So I did, I was going to
pack a shirt because Bloodfest happens
it's a horror convention where everything
comes to life
thank you
just ruining the plug
the only reason I'm here
no I was trying to make it sound like
you know fire like you're talking about a scary movie
oh cool
hey
you're like John Carpenter over there oh you want some john carpenter okay
describe your movie
wow all right but seriously what burn on carpenter what did you bring so i was gonna bring this shirt
that was a compliment i had a shirt that said, I died at Bloodfest.
And I didn't pack it when I came.
So instead.
Did you just scratch it into a, oh.
You went and bought something?
I bought something.
I bought a toucan.
A toucan, not toucan.
Toucan, you British fuck.
Toucan.
Flutey.
A toucan swim ring.
I got really excited when I saw this at the CVS
because I thought it said 35 feet.
And I was like, holy fuck, that's 35 feet.
That's a big toucan swim ring.
Yeah, but it's 3.5 feet.
But it is sturdy vinyl is what it says right there
out there in podcast world.
Sturdy vinyl. So it's a right there, out there in podcast world.
Sturdy vinyl.
So it's a toucan swim ring.
That looks fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There we go.
Oh, there's a bigger picture on the back.
I mean, you know, with this thing, you could create your own blood fest.
Yeah.
Or Rio 3.
Thank you for that.
Sam, I know this is your first time on the show when I said, please bring something.
I hope you didn't feel bad that you didn't bring a bunch of stuff,
but I'm pretty excited about what you did bring.
Yeah, I didn't bring... I brought one thing.
It's one great thing.
It's a season four DVD of Veep.
I loved how you had to read the title off of it.
What's that now?
It stars Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Louis. It's Louis.
That's right.
It's still in the package, so I didn't use it.
Pretty good.
Unlike someone's shirt.
Unint unintentional burn
but I'll take it
I used that
toucan earlier too
and you know
you can put this
in an Xbox
or a Playstation
also
wait
is it a video game too
no
they both work
as DVD
and Blu-ray players
not even a Blu-ray
it's a DVD
they need to make
sitcom video games
where you can act out
the things.
Yeah, like Knight's Quest
or Dragon Quest.
Yeah.
I don't think I saw
every episode of this season.
I think I missed a few.
Uh-oh.
Doug just stole the...
Here she goes.
Tom, what do you have for us?
I got a few things.
I left one thing
in the green room.
It's Tabasco chocolate.
I bought two pieces. I ate one so
I could experience what you will.
And it's not great.
It tastes like chocolate. It
tastes normal, but then it burns your
throat somehow, so that'll be fun
for you. And then I got
I found this ball.
It's called a red turn. I'm worried by the end of the show
it's not going to be backstage anymore
because you've really sold it.
Somebody's going to swipe it up.
But anyway, go ahead.
I got this thing.
It's called a return sports ball.
I found it at a dollar store.
And it's a ball that has a string on it.
So if you throw it, it comes back to you.
So it's for kids who don't have dads or whatever.
Throw stuff at them. Let me see that.
It's a long string.
Well, yeah, you need some space, you know.
Like where a dad would be.
Doug is now strapping
this to his wrist, so you don't even hold
onto it. It's just
a ball on a leash.
This is podcast magic.
I also, while you're strapping that up...
You know what else this is probably good for?
Alright, so I'm strapped up.
Go ahead. Tell us about the next thing.
I brought an Aaron Carter CD.
His second CD.
Not the one with the hits on it.
I'm a huge Aaron Carter fan.
I saw him live.
I did, yeah.
I saw him live in Chicago yeah I saw him live in Chicago
And I fought my way
To the front of the stage
Cause I was like
Drunk as fuck
And I forgot where I was
Cause it was like
A big festival
And I made eye contact
Like everyone around me
Was dancing
And I wasn't
I just made eye contact
With him
And you know how
Like when you're looking
At a crowd
There's like one guy
Like that guy
Who's like not into it
And like
I don't know I'm just fucking with you buddy I know you're a good man Do you there's like one guy like that guy who's like not into it. And like, I don't know, I'm just fucking with you, buddy.
I know, you're a good man. Do you want me to throw the ball
at him? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, throw that ball at him.
This is the first 3D podcast.
I said that about the
nicest man.
That's the thing, it'll come back at you at any second.
Like at Father's Fist also.
It plays both roles like that.
It's right, motherfucker.
I picked out the nicest
man in the audience.
Yeah, I
made eye contact with that with
Aaron Carter and then he turned it up
a notch. He like did a flip.
I like to think that I saved that show.
I also found I love this. This did a flip. I like to think that I saved that show. I also found
this. I love this. It's so great.
Almost hitting somebody.
It's so much fun.
How do you know?
I don't know.
This is like Russian roulette
with no consequences except
for your lack of care for the person.
I also brought this game called Bean Boozled and it's got all the minions in it.
And what it apparently is, is just jelly beans that you eat in a board game form.
They made a whole board game out of eating minions.
Yeah, and you have to guess. Is it
peach or barf?
So you have to constantly
buy more jelly beans to
keep playing the game. I guess so.
That's how they get you.
That's how they get you.
Smart. And minions.
How are they going to make more money
off of this thing? This is the ball you never
lose. And by the way, I bought this at Goodwill,
so you probably don't want to eat those jelly beans.
Wait, what?
They're used jelly beans.
They're all flavored like jelly beans.
Well, they're not necessarily used.
They're just old.
It's weird that all the flavors are my cum.
Wow.
That was probably too dark.
That's cheating.
Now you know what it's going to be
every time you get to it.
Squirt, squirt.
Squirt, squirt.
That reminds me of that sex book
that Hitler wrote.
Mein Kumpf.
I'm so excited to have this ball in my hand right now.
Easily the cheapest prize I've ever bought is the one that you're the most excited about.
I'm so freaking excited about it.
Every time I come here, I'm like,
all right, here's my grandpa's ashes.
And you're like, all right, fuck that.
What else you got?
This time, this shitty ball.
Somebody in the audience starts as an answer during one of the games.
Oh, look at that.
I have a feeling that that thing will break immediately.
It's exhilarating every time.
You think this is going to break?
I don't think this is.
It's definitely going to break.
I don't think you'll think this is top of the line.
The question is when. That's what's fun about it
I think you should
Have it with you
For the rest of your life
Like a cane
Yeah
Oh that's good
But when it breaks
There'll be that moment
Where
Science
Will determine
That the ball will drop
Rather than continue
Oh yeah
Right
Because as it snaps
Then it will no longer
have that inertia.
Dollar store science
works differently.
It will definitely hurt someone.
All right.
I'll leave it be.
Always a liability.
I'll leave it be,
but I do want to just be a guy
walking around with a ball.
If you guys want the old ball.
It's kind of sad
when it's just down there. It looks like a little leech now. Yeah, it's really unfortunate. It's a of sad when it's just down there
It looks like a little leech now
Yeah, it's really unfortunate
It's a little pet ball
My pet ball
Where you going?
Come back, thank you
What's his name?
Hieronymus
Hieronymus Balsch
Oh my god
Alright, here we go
I think I've got some things to ask you guys Let's skip that part Hieronymus Balsh. Oh my God. All right, here we go.
I think I've got some things to ask you guys.
Oh, let's skip that part.
All these prizes.
We're pretty deep into the show.
All these prizes are going to be won by somebody,
so let me say, let the games begin!
Nice.
Lady and gentlemen, we've got a lot of name tags for you to choose from tonight.
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Okay, we're back.
That was a very civilized session of name tag choosing.
Let's start with Tom.
What do you got there?
I picked Simondelphia.
So Simon changed Philadelphia to Simondelphia.
He put me and him in the leading roles.
Yeah, there's a lot of movies I feel like you could have picked
that would have fit your name better, but...
Which one am I?
Am I the one that gets AIDS
or the one that's weirded out
by having to represent a guy with AIDS?
I mean, you look like you're wearing a suit,
so I don't think you have AIDS.
I don't know how that works out.
They're both wearing suits.
Oh, you're right.
So neither of them have AIDS, because in my know how that works out. They're both wearing suits. Oh, you're right. So neither of them have AIDS
because in my brain,
that's how AIDS works.
No, suits don't fit.
So who are you?
Thank you.
It's weird in Philadelphia
how they all seem smart.
Like you'd think they'd have
those dumb Philadelphia accents
and then we'd be like,
ah, you got fucking AIDS. All right. Be nice to Philadelphia, Tom. They're not here. smart. You'd think they'd have those dumb Philadelphia accents. Alright.
Be nice to Philadelphia, Tom.
It's not here. It's my bread and butter.
They go there once a year.
Sam, who are you playing for?
I'm playing for the...
Use your microphone.
I forget that this is a show.
This is the Unchelciables 2.
Okay.
It's the Incredibles 2. Okay. It's the
Incredibles 2.
You can tell
from the
thing and you
can't if you're
only listening to
it.
And it's got
some faces
photoshopped in
here.
They're a little
creepy.
Yeah, who do
we have here?
Who is that?
I don't know
who that is.
Why did you,
it looks like
it's just the
people but you
made them
terrifying.
Yeah, exactly.
For some reason.
What if the Incredibles weren't pleasant looking?
Exactly.
What if they were just disturbing to look at?
That's dumb.
Like little Dash.
Oh, that's me?
I'm Dash?
Oh, I see.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, that's why he's got such a big head.
Who is this?
Who is this?
Is that you?
That's probably...
Oh, that's y'all.
I understand now.
What's your name? Chels?
You've got a beard in real life,
but you've kind of photoshopped the beard out in this.
You're better shaved there
for some reason.
You could live this life.
If you try it hard enough,
you could be this family.
I really like the dog.
And his eyes are like rolling up in his head a little bit, which I like.
Okay.
Frozo's unaltered.
He's just Frozo.
I'm assuming that's just me.
Well, that's why you picked that.
No one could have guessed you were going to be here tonight
Well
That's a super power
Very special surprise
What do you got there Owen?
I got
Rose Carey's baby
She looks like Dakota Fanning
She photoshopped herself in
She does look like Dakota Fanning
Yeah
Dreaming about
You look like you Is that what You look like Rose Care in. She does look like Dakota Fanning. Dreaming about baby.
You look like you.
You look like Rose Carey is who you look like.
And Rose Carey's beautiful.
So you're playing for Carey?
Yep. Or Rose. Rose or Carey.
I hope her name was Rose Carey.
It'd be really weird if her name was Rose
and she said Rose Carey's baby.
That'd be quite a stretch.
It would be strange, for sure.
I was wondering about that.
I was curious why you thought...
Maybe her name is Baby.
Are you sure her name isn't Baby?
Nobody puts Baby in the audience.
Hell yeah.
Movies.
Squirt squirt.
All right.
What do you got there, Noelle?
I have Sophia the Jerk.
Yes.
We talked to her earlier about how clever that one is.
Oh.
I like that she adds Sophia the jerk.
The jerk.
I like it.
I like her,
I like the Photoshop
a lot.
Her fun face.
She's got a
Steve Martin face.
Yes.
And I also got
a little sticker
with Donald Trump
that says,
please pee on me.
Oh.
I'll wear it proudly.
Nice.
He says please.
That's nice.
That's nice.
So nice. Yeah. Yep please That's nice It's so nice
Yeah
Yep
That's all you need
Is implied consent
Yeah
He's growing into the office
Assumed consent
That's all you have to go for
I
I kinda asked
He was getting peed on
I think that's fine
I don't know
Oh yeah
I don't mind that
That's like the coolest
thing about him probably. Dude loves
piss. That's sick.
Urine is sterile. It's not that weird.
That's true. It's only when it's been sitting around
for a while. Squirting is piss too. Squirt, squirt.
Oh my god.
I can't wow anymore.
This is growing old.
Wowie.
Wow.
Wow. Wow.
Somebody's going to win this sweet Taylor Swift box tonight.
So I want to play a game that's just really catching fire throughout the internet that I call Swift Justice.
I'll read the plot description
of a movie from IMDb.
First person to guess
the correct title,
you can guess as often as you like,
which is also the title
of an unrelated Taylor Swift song.
Oh, sweet God.
It would be the winner.
So if you know any Taylor Swift songs, it might
help you.
But it could also
hurt you.
If the description isn't enough, then I'll
resort to giving clues.
Are you ready
for it?
Yes, Wayne.
I met these guys on stage, but I appreciate that the audience is ready for it. None, Wayne. I meant these guys on stage, but
I appreciate that the audience
is ready for it. None of us were,
though. But we should get, I want to get
just Taylor
singing Are You Ready For It and throw
it in there when we play this game.
Is that a song of hers? You guys would be
shocked how many titles she has to
her songs that are also the title of movies.
But here we go.
Just guess as often as you like.
Schindler's List.
I love a good pre-guess,
especially one that had a chance of being correct.
I mean, I don't go that deep in her catalog,
but maybe when she was a teenager,
that movie affected her.
Country song.
And she wrote a song about the red coat or something.
It was a concept album.
It was crazy.
Only if Hitler broke up with her
would she write that song.
Gun her ass!
Hell yeah!
Yeah.
He said Tay Tay
He's such a jerk
I'm scratching you
Off my
Shitless list
Is that
Hall and Oates
That's air supply
Don't forget
Tom has a podcast
Called Stand By Your Band
Here we go A romantic drama Don't forget, Tom has a podcast called Stand By Your Band. Oh, thanks, bud.
Here we go.
A romantic drama about a soldier who falls for a conservative college student while he's home on leave.
Bad Blood?
Bad Blood?
Really?
A romantic drama about a soldier who falls for a consumer college student?
That's the other name for
Philadelphia.
That's what?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Ouch!
Ouch!
Can we,
since it's a podcast, can we each say
who's saying things?
You think I'm happy about that?
Starting again, you guys, are you familiar with this voice?
Who didn't say that?
Yeah, I think we're all in agreement.
And then everyone recused themselves from the episode.
Okay, so...
Man.
Listen, it's the title of a Taylor Swift song
It's also the title of a major motion picture
It's quite popular
A romantic drama about a soldier
Who falls for a conservative college student
When he's home on leave
There's someone in the audience who knows it
Please don't share
The notebook?
It was directed by Lasse Hallström
and it featured Henry Thomas
of E.T. fame,
Richard Jenkins
and Amanda
Seyfried. How to lose
a guy in ten days.
With
Channing Tatum
as the
title character.
The title character oh the title character
the film is called
Channing Tatum
I need some more hints here
like a virgin
no
more hints
let me think of something else
let me think of something else
let's say you're writing a letter
dear John
dear John is the correct answer well done Let's say you're writing a letter. Dear John.
Dear John is the correct answer.
Well done.
I remember Dear John. Writing a letter.
Were you right, lady?
You said she knew it?
Wait, that was a dude that said that?
Did you guys both know it?
It was me and I was wrong.
Oh.
What did you think?
What did you think it was?
I thought it was like this song, like Marry Me, Juliet.
I don't know.
You thought it was the Marry Me, Juliet song?
You got it.
Love Story is the name of that song.
I wonder if that will come into play.
Let me do a, there was a movie called Love Story.
Let me do you, I don't have it in front of me, but let me read you a movie called Love Story. I don't have it in front
of me, but let me read you
the description of Love Story.
A hockey player
gets a disease and his girlfriend
watches him die. Love Story.
Love Story, yes. That's the
correct answer.
Alright, so
I guess they don't give away
the end of the movie.
But I love this part about how he falls for a conservative costume.
Because you know how those conservatives and the military, how they clash?
Why was that a problem?
Both are opposite.
This should have been fine.
But anyway.
I want to support our troops.
Yeah.
I want to be our troops.
And that's where they came together.
Yeah, that's where the fight happens right there.
But people liked that movie. It was one of those
who's the guy that writes those movies?
Oh, yeah.
Nicholas Sparks.
He writes the books, right? Does he write the movies too?
Yeah, but he writes those movies and sometimes
you go through the whole movie, nothing weird happens.
It's just kind of a regular story.
And then another one, you're watching it and it's like,
oh, she's been a ghost?
But in the end, love wins out. just kind of a regular story. Yeah. And then another one, you're watching it, and it's like, oh, she's been a ghost? Yeah.
But in the end,
love wins out.
Yeah, it always does.
Wait, which one's the ghost one?
The one where Colby Smulders
is like the guy's ex-wife
who died,
but she's just fucking
chatting up what's-her-name
from Dancing with the Stars.
None of that
meant anything to me.
Julianne Hough.
Doug, I'm halfway
through that movie.
It's either Oliphant
or Duhamel, right?
Inside reference,
let's play.
It's time for
Dermot McDermot.
Not unlike Duhameliphant,
there's two actors
named Dermot Mulroney
And Dylan McDermott
That people cannot
They confuse with each other
Yeah
All the time
Oh and you won that last game right?
Oh yes
Okay
So you're gonna get to go first
Oh god
Then we're gonna go to
Noel and then Tom
And then Sam
Okay
I'm just gonna ask you each
Straight up
I'm gonna name a ask you each straight up.
I'm going to name a movie and say,
is it Dermot Mulroney,
Dylan McDermott,
or neither?
Oh, God.
You know,
and I'm going to,
the third person,
if they're paying attention,
can score a point.
This is probably
one of the more,
less stoned panels
I've had on the show
So I think you guys are gonna do good
Remember, it takes three to tango
Starring Dylan McDermott
Owen?
Was that already the question?
No, I just told you one of his movies
Oh yes
So now you can place him.
Okay.
Yeah, he was in Three to Tango
with that one dude and that other lady.
Yeah, it was great.
It was a great movie.
Just like the title implies.
There was three of them.
They were all essential.
And they won a very special competition.
Yeah, because it took three of them.
Yeah.
We've noticed in the rules
that it says nothing about three people tangoing.
You know what?
We've looked it over, and they're right.
We've got to let them compete.
And the pig is allowed to
herd cheap.
Owen.
I like it.
I see what you're doing. I was thinking air bud.
I was thinking dogs
allowed to play ball.
I like it.
Guys, stop thinking and pay attention.
Owen, the movie Young Guns.
Mulroney, McDermott, or the movie Young Guns. Mulroney, McDermott,
or neither?
Young Guns.
Dylan McDermott.
Incorrect.
Ow!
Noelle?
It's the Mulroney.
Oh my god.
You should change his name to the Mulroney.
Oh my God.
He should change his name to the Mulroney.
Or at least Adele should make a sandwich.
Mulroney.
Mulroney.
Is what you're going with.
And it's him.
That is correct.
Oh!
Yes.
Well done.
He played Dirty Steve Stevens.
We're coming around to you, Tom.
I like how you waved like, yes, me.
Me.
Career opportunities.
Well, that is not a film, so I'm going to say neither.
That is a real movie, dude.
That is incorrect.
Sam, the film Career Opportunities, you got?
Dermot Mulroney.
Mulroney or McDermot?
Mulroney.
Mulroney is correct.
You laughed at me like you thought I was wrong.
I heard you.
I would have known if you were wrong.
Who are you looking at?
Oh, just the demons. Tom, if I could take a second to get you excited about the movie Career Opportunities.
Yeah, I would love to be excited about this.
Jennifer Connelly roller skating in a Walmart.
All right, I'm in.
I'm from Indiana.
That's just my life.
Yeah.
That's fine.
No, it's great.
It's great.
And not so great, but it's...
Dylan McDermott's awesome in it.
I liked it.
Oh, yeah.
Get him in a Walmart.
Now we're cooking.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Let me...
Mulroney was the one.
Oh.
He was good, too.
All right.
So, wait.
What happened?
So, Sam got that, Noelle got the first one
and
now we're back to Owen
oh
same game
yep
Bad Girls
the unofficial sequel
to Young Guns
had the same poster
but it was ladies
yeah
and nobody said you're ruining my childhood.
Oh.
There wasn't that Ghostbuster backlash back then.
What's your answer?
Oh, Dylan McDermott.
No.
Oh, damn it!
I've only said Dylan McDermott.
That other name is too hard to pronounce.
Noel.
I'm going to say neither.
No.
No, I wanted to say Derm.
Well, that's got to be Mulroney, baby.
It's Mulroney.
Tom is on the board.
Tom is doing it for himself.
My man.
Yeah.
Me.
Tom is doing it for himself My man
Me
Sam which one
Mulroney McDermott or neither was in
Copycat
Copycat
Neither
No
Owen
Could I say neither
Wait do you think I was saying no to him
Based on pronunciation?
I'm going to say
Dylan McDermott.
No.
Noelle.
I see where we're going here.
Yeah?
There's a fourth answer.
Dermot Moroney.
Moroney is correct.
Noelle has two points.
You're brave for just trying to say that.
It's hard.
I won't do it.
All right, Tom.
Let's see how you do with what I feel is an easy one.
His name is McDermot Maroney?
No.
His name is...
One is Dylan McDermott.
I got Dylan McDermott.
I thought it was Dermot McDermott
for quite a while there.
And who confuses
these two people?
Dermot Mulroney.
His father was a dermatologist.
Dermot Mulroney
or
Dylan McDermott. Dermot or Dylan McDermott or neither, Tom, was in My Best Friend's Wedding.
People are gasping.
One of my favorite movies, and I think it's McDermott.
Let me just double check.
No!
I saw it as a kid.
Sam.
Idiot.
The Rony.
The San Francisco treat?
That's right.
Ding, ding.
You should have just said
I'm too Irish for this shit
or I'm not Irish enough
for this shit.
I truly am not. I'm not Irish for this shit Or I'm not Irish enough for this shit I truly am not
I'm not Irish
But Mulroney is the correct answer
Yeah
Roniman
Nice
So that means Noel has two
And Sam has two
Yeah
Okay
So you guys
We have to do a tiebreaker
Between the two of you
Tenderoni
Other guys sit this one out
Okay But we're going The important thing about this game Between the two of you. Tenderoni. Other guys sit this one out.
The important thing about this game is how much skill it's taken both of you to get to this point.
I just practiced at home all day.
Some games are about
sitting back and just
letting it happen.
Just pay attention.
Okay, so Noelle gets to go first.
And if you get this right, you're the winner of this game.
Okay.
Mulroney, McDermott, or neither.
Okay.
In the motion picture, go.
Someone in the audience said, oh.
Go. Go. Oh. What do you audience said, oh. Go.
Oh.
What do you got, Noelle?
I'm just going to say Mulroney.
Just to say it right for once.
Incorrect.
Oh.
Sam.
Dylan McDermott.
Also incorrect.
No! Noelle. Also incorrect. No!
Noel? Noel?
You know, some games,
you just have to...
It's a neither here.
Neither is correct.
Noel wins.
Neither.
Oh, it's a neither.
Is it neither or neither?
Is it McNither?
Or Derm-neither?
Is it Toucan?
Is it McNither?
Tom Toucan.
I think they're both accepted,
but one of them you have to have your pinky out.
I think that's how you determine between the two.
We haven't seen that ball for a while.
Yeah, I haven't been mad at anybody.
Oh, shit.
That's nice.
Sorry.
I guess it's not as much
being mad,
it's just sort of
wanting to give somebody
the thrill of their life.
What if this becomes
the new donuts?
Look at him.
He's ready to just catch it.
Yeah.
Let's see how that
works out for you.
It's like edging.
I said lie.
A few more times, that guy will come.
We got games to play.
We got to get serious
and finish up the competition tonight.
There's some kind of show going on
after this here at UCB.
I like to keep things running on time.
It's what you're known for.
Yeah, it's what I'm known for.
Talking about keeping things on time
and making them late
while I talk about keeping them on time.
Let's play last man
stanton yeah this is a game where we're going to get the name of an actor or actress hopefully a
very popular one with a lot of credits motion picture credits only that we're going to be
going for we'll take turns naming movies that person's been in. If you can't think of one, you're out. But you get one lifeline.
You can go to your name tag person one time.
Rose.
Oh, even look at my guys.
For help.
Baby.
I recommend you go early.
I like to play along, so I don't know what the name's going to be quite yet.
I just know that Noelle won that last game, so she's going to go first.
Then we'll go to Owen, Sam, Tom, and then me.
Where is the
Shane Black on Twitter?
Over here.
Over there. And then, of course,
your bio says, not that Shane Black.
Oh, never mind.
The Shane Black, because your
name is, in fact, Shane Black.
Yeah.
What's up with them? on the Shane Black because your name is in fact Shane Black. Yeah. What were your parents...
What's up with them?
Did they know there's a person
named Shane Black that had some notoriety?
They planned it out.
Just like,
are you going to go into filmmaking?
No.
Because you have a leg up.
You could say, hey, I'm Shane Black.
And I'm ready to make Iron Man 4.
Does it come up a lot?
Like, are people like, did people bring it up?
No.
Nobody cares or knows?
Really?
It's funny because I was like, oh, that must suck
because my name used to be Tom Brady and I had to change it.
But people probably aren't like, hey, fuck you, Shane Black.
I'm a Colts fan.
Like, they're not mad at you about it.
Yeah, nobody's mad about Shane Black
inflating the balls too much
or too little or whatever was going on there.
But okay, dude.
So Shane Black's got the new,
he's written and directed the new Predator movie,
and he had written the original Predator.
And he came back to fix shit.
Or no, he didn't write the original.
He's in the original.
He's in the original?
He plays a small part in it.
He's one of the guys, one of the troops or whatever.
Are you serious?
I didn't know that.
What?
I didn't know Shane Black was in the original.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
But I also say shit.
No.
But he's got the new Predator coming out. yeah pretty sure but I also I believe you I also say shit no but um
so but he's got
the new Predator
coming out
so I'm hoping
to get him on the show
because he did do
the show one time
and he was
an absolute delight
but this guy
the fucking fake
Shane Black
uh
has a suggestion
for us
so what do you think
dude
who should we
play tonight
Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill
interesting
he even said
uh before it uh Jonah Hill Jonah Hill Interesting He even said uh Before it
Jonah Hill
Okay
This is going to be interesting
But we are running late
So
I don't mind it
Not taking very long
Because I mean
The dude is
He's awesome
And he's made a bunch of movies
But
Gosh I really wish
What do you think
Like about maybe
20 titles maybe here we go
yeah yeah all right what do you got no let's just do super bad let's just get it out there
super bad okay i'll just say it right away i'll go with a 40 year old virgin
yeah of course smaller part but a really good cameo yeah i would if i were you i'd
save that one but that's cool i I couldn't think of anything else.
Wow.
The career of Jonah Hill and you just flashed one eBay store scene.
Great scene.
Great scene.
So funny.
That's where we learned of young Jonah Hill.
It's terrific, yeah.
I've been drinking.
Yeah.
Everybody has run over by him with that scene.
Catherine Keener is all like, what?
Hell yeah.
Sam?
Say Woof of Wall Street.
Oh, of course.
Oscar nominee for that one.
All right.
I'm going to say Hardball.
Wait, do you really want to say those words in that order at this time? Oh, Moneyball.
Moneyball.
Oh, shit.
That was close. Hardball is whereball. Moneyball. Oh, shit. That was close.
Hardball is where G-Baby dies.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, G-Baby fans.
Your time is nigh.
I don't know what any of that means.
I don't know.
I'm just going to keep going.
All right.
I think an underrated, hilarious movie that he's in that I'll watch
if it's on TV and I'm looking
at a TV is
a movie called The Sitter
oh yeah I like that movie
yeah a couple of people in the audience
are with me a couple of people are against me
and the rest don't care
Noelle
I'm already out
go to your life life?
Sophia, what do you got?
He's knocked up.
He is?
That's interesting
because I thought that
but then I was like,
no, he's not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course he is.
All right.
Thank you, Sophia.
Thank you, Sophia
for fucking stealing
my next one.
Baby?
Baby, I'm going to go
to my next one. You're going to baby? Yeah, I really have been drinking quite a bit? You're going to baby?
Yeah, I really have been drinking quite a bit.
Rose baby?
Oh, wow.
You didn't have to say all that.
You really didn't have to
lead the way there.
I thank you.
So Owen's going
21 Jump Street.
Sam?
22 Jump Street.
Yeah.
Of course you're going to jump on that.
I mean, don't leave any eggs in the basket.
Yeah, and nothing that's in pre-production, Tom,
in case you're getting ahead of us.
Yeah, I was going to say Shrek 5.
So I'm going to say...
I'm going to go to Simon
What?
Oh to Simon
I thought you were saying
The movie called Simon
He was in War Dogs
He says
War Dogs is right
That's right
Thank you Simon
War Dogs
I love your accent
Me too
A British man named Simon
Of course
War Dogs
War Dogs Even if you were wrong You sounded right War Dogs. I love your accent, Simon. Me too. A British man named Simon, of course. War Dogs. War Dogs.
Even if you were wrong, you sounded right.
War Dogs.
He was in War Dogs.
War Dogs.
War Dogs.
The sequel to Isle of Dogs.
Or was it a prequel?
It was a prequel.
It was a prequel.
I'm going to go with Funny People.
Funny People. Funny People.
Do you have any gas there, Noelle?
Do you have anything else?
No.
All right, but thank you for playing.
You did a great job.
Thank you.
Sorry, Sophia, for letting you down.
Yeah.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
Lovely round of applause for her.
Owen?
Yes?
What else you got?
Oh, what's the question again?
The films of Jonah Hill.
Yes, the films that he's been in.
Credited or not credited, right?
Oh, if you've got one where he's not credited,
I will allow it if I believe it's true.
You okay?
Finding Dory?
There's somebody clapping over there
like they think you're right,
but they also...
That's probably Rose.
That's probably Rose, baby.
Breathless?
Dial M for murder?
What's happening?
You're just guessing movies?
It's a full on meltdown.
That exists.
All right, so you're out.
Own.
Debt.
Sam, you can still go to your Chels Lifeline, Chelsea.
Chelsea.
That was the one I was trying to save in the pocket.
What was it?
This is the end.
This is the end.
That's a good one.
Very good.
Very good.
Damn it.
That was the one in my pocket, too, you son of a bitch.
Well, Tom, you just have to imagine your head.
Sometimes he's bigger than other times.
That's true.
Just imagine the different sizes, different stages.
Sometimes he plays an animated piece of coral.
Always brilliant.
Always brilliant.
Supergirl movie.
I know he was in that movie.
I don't want to give away.
There's that movie where it's just a name.
Or it's just a first name.
Where it's like Shane.
The Duplass Brothers movie.
Oh yeah.
Chill all the way out.
I was trying to think of that one too.
Doing all the names here.
You're out.
I'm out.
There's a superhero movie.
Say it.
That's the Green Hornet.
What?
Is he in the Green Hornet?
What is he doing that?
That's Seth Rogen.
Seth Rogen.
Seth Rogen.
I got him mixed up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love you.
I love you.
Jonah Hill.
It's funny that you're talking about Seth Rogen because my next answer is Sausage Party.
Oh.
That's what I was thinking when I said
Finding Dory.
Back to you, Sam.
Me already?
What do you got?
Oh, man.
Is Lucas the name of that movie?
No. I wasn't guessing.
I was talking to my friends.
Everybody.
Oh, Son of a Gun.
That's it.
Son of a Gun.
Amazing movie.
Son of a Gun 2.
Daughter of the Gun.
Oh, that's another one of those fucking remakes.
By women, you know?
That's ruining my childhood.
Remaking a movie
that never existed.
Here it is.
I think you should just win
for this.
Son of a gun.
Daughter of a gun. I think you are. I agree. I'm the daughter of the gun.
I mean, if you got anything else, give it to us.
But you lasted the longest of all of my guesses.
There's no shame in losing to me because I'm so good at this.
That's true.
That's true.
I also get to see it all written down, which is very helpful, actually.
Oh.
I don't blame you. Oh, it's that movie with John C. Reilly, and he's his stepson.
Oh, that's what I was trying to think.
Do you mean Cyrus?
Yeah!
Okay.
So you say Cyrus.
I'm going to say true story.
Your turn again.
Okay.
And then there's another movie where he's...
and then there's another movie
where he's
uh
um
is that one
oh I thought
of another one
oh I thought of two
yeah forgetting
Sarah Marshall
and get him to the Greek
get him to the Greek
oh
oh dang it
get him to the Greek
this is a
a thwacking
I'm getting a real
shellacking on this
he's metaphorically
throwing that ball at you
yeah
and it's hitting me in the teeth every time.
Yeah, but you're still our winner.
Sam Richardson, first time on the show,
wins all the prizes for Chelsea.
So good.
Congratulations, Chelsea.
I didn't realize that was you until now,
but she comes to the show all the time,
and you guys can, yeah, help her out the time, and you guys can help her out.
Mr. Chelsea's going to help her out with that stuff.
It's a heavy
pile of shit.
Oh, don't forget the
mug. Here you go.
Oh, don't forget the
rest of this Bud Light.
Yeah, you're going to want half of that Bud Light.
Don't forget, don't forget, don't forget.
A lot of stuff.
Oh yeah,
and I'll see you outside
and I'll give you this ball.
Yeah, I'll see you guys out
in the smoking section.
But let's go through
and do some plugs.
Do you guys have stuff
to plug?
Tom, what's going on?
Yeah, check out
Stand By Your Band.
It's my podcast
where you have comics
to fan shitty music that they like. Not always Yeah, check out Stand By Your Band. It's my podcast where we have comics to defend shitty music
that they like.
Not always shitty, but stuff that people make fun of.
Doug defended Taylor Swift. Patton Oswalt
defended something. Kyle Kinane
defended reggae covers. It's a good time.
Stand By Your Band.
Check that out. Yeah.
That's it. Alright, cool. Thanks, guys.
Yeah, and Tom's
the person he was playing for didn't write a
shithead on the back oh yeah yeah the thing where's that person at simon hey simon do you have
somebody you want me to call shithead as your consolation yeah just say it to me uh i'll try
i'll try to remember oh interesting people that give their guns there's no way i'm gonna remember
that owen i like it better when someone with a british accent says that that feels to... People who give their guns. There's no way I'm going to remember that.
Owen?
I like it better when someone with a British accent says that.
It has more authority.
He sounds so smart.
I'll plug...
You're not going to make any noise while I plug this?
Wait, it's Sam's turn. Oh, you're right.
Yeah, excuse me.
You said oh!
Well, a British person spoke and we got thrown all out of whack. You said oh. Well.
Wow.
You go say.
A British person spoke
and we got thrown
all out of whack.
It's true.
It was too sexy
for all of us.
If they'd only spoken
to us during the revolution.
That's not,
I mean,
we all know
how that happened in history.
I'm saying if they had,
we would have lost.
People made it sound
like that was too soon.
Oh my God!
Oh!
Can you believe
what he said?
I won't watch
Detroiters on
Comedy Central.
DVR,
it's too late
to DVR.
Watch it on demand.
On demand.
Get it on demand.
iTunes, I guess.
You can try
and use the
Comedy Central app,
which is
available, I think. You can try and use the Comedy Central app, which is available, I think.
And you can watch that show.
It's fun.
Yay!
Incredible.
I want to change my plug to that.
It's very good.
I like it.
Owen's new film, Bloodfest,
in theaters and on demand
Friday
and anything else
you want to say about it
no you just took my plug
I just thought
people might be sick
of the sound of your voice
and
I really want people
to check out your movie
because your voice
isn't heard in it right
yes I
I play a part
in the movie
oh no
oh no well then forget it you guys in it, right? Yes, I play a part in the movie. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Well, then, forget it, you guys.
This did exactly the opposite
I wanted it to do.
My movie's a good movie.
So that's it,
or anything else we should look for?
No, that's it.
That's the only thing
I've got going on in my life.
If it doesn't do well,
then that's it for me.
I'm done.
What?
That's how it works now?
If a movie fails, they just kill you?
Yeah.
Honorably, I do it myself.
So it's either way.
Okay.
So go see Bloodfest.
Yes, go see it.
It's been great knowing you.
And thanks for being part of this.
And yeah, thanks for coming out to California.
Isn't he a delight, everybody?
Thanks, guys.
Every year we do, with Master Pancake in Austin, Texas,
we interrupt another Leprechaun movie.
And we're up to like the fifth or sixth one at this point.
Yeah, I think we've got to start.
At some point, we've got to start in the restart, the reboot.
Well, we still have to do Origins,
and we still have to do that Rogue one
with the guy who played Leprechaun in the other movies.
He made his own Leprechaun movie, right?
Yeah.
Warwick Davis.
Oh, he did? He made his own?
He made his own one, yeah.
Oh, yeah, we'll do that one.
Yeah.
And Owen always dresses up as a leprechaun.
As you can see, it's a stretch.
If you're listening, he's wearing a green top hat right now.
And Noelle Wells, her new music career is happening.
It's happening.
It's happening it's happening yeah
i sense incredulousness but it is no i believe it's happening it's coming up
the album's coming out at the end of this year and um you can come thank you and then you can
i'm gonna be performing at the hi-hat um september 30th oh yeah. So that'll be up on the Instagram.
Gonna be out of town, but that sounds great.
Yeah.
I totally want to see you play,
and thank you for being here.
One more time for all of my guests,
Tom Takar, Sam Richardson,
Owen Edgerton, and Noelle Wells.
And... That's something else I wanted to say
oh rest in peace Visorman
and as always
sometimes it's hard to
pick an order
the coyote that tried to eat my dog is a shithead
oh
I know that sounds terrible
it was Oh. I know, that sounds terrible.
We have confirmation that it's terrible.
And that's why she,
that's why, finally that coyote,
that podcast-loving coyote is gonna fucking learn his lesson.
Or hers.
They're lady coyotes.
We actually have the coyote right here.
I'm sorry.
Cousin of Scooby.
Okay, and people who name their guns are a shithead.
And this one, I'm not sure what's going on here.
Somebody call social services.
My baby is
a shithead.