Doug Loves Movies - Samm Levine, David Huntsberger and Doug Mellard guest

Episode Date: April 27, 2017

Live from the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Samm Levine, David Huntsberger and Doug Mellard to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:...//art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Maybe it was the way I paused that threw you guys off and led to a shitty This is Doug Loves Movies. I don't know. Shitty's not the right word for it.
Starting point is 00:00:42 You guys, you did what you could. And I definitely't know. Shitty's not the right word for it. You guys, you did what you could. And I definitely appreciate it. Coming to you from our original home, the UCB Theater Franklin location in Los Angeles, California. It's Tuesday, April 25th, 2017. Forget about showing me the money. Show me the name tags.
Starting point is 00:01:08 There's like three of them. Okay, great. That's all we need is three of them. We have three guests. That's going to work out perfect. I hope they don't fight over the name tags. I hope there's not a total scrapple. name tags. I hope there's not a total scrapple.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Doug plugs. This Thursday, April 29th, Douglas Movies is back at good old Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas at 420. May 5th, I'm doing a show at Zaney's in Rosemont, Illinois because nothing says Cinco de Mayo
Starting point is 00:01:42 more than the stand-up of Doug Benson. And Saturday, May 6th, I'm doing DLM at Zany's in Rosemont at 420. And the next day, May 7th, I'm doing stand-up at Comedy Off-Broadway in Lexington, Kentucky, also at 420. Bring your name tags to my stand-up shows if you want to play Last Man Stanton. If you want to get up on stage and embarrass the shit out of yourself because you can't think of a second movie
Starting point is 00:02:13 starring Will Smith or whoever it is. People freeze up. It's crazy. All of my dates and dates and links are at Douglovesmovies.com. That's Douglovesmovies.com That's Douglovesmovies.com Better. That was better. You guys are really pulling together as an audience. Let's look at the prize bag.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Lots of stuff in the prize bag. Very heavy prize bag. I went to a party for the TV show Problematic hosted by Moshe Kasher and I had to stand around at a party for the TV show Problematic hosted by Moshe Kasher and I had to stand around at a party with this bag full of shit.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Yeah, that's how dedicated I am to you guys. Is that I went to a thing with this bag and people were like what's in the bag? I'm like don't worry about it. It's for people later. It's for a winner. Somebody's going to win this shit.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Including a very Christmassy peacemaker. A rubber peacemaker bong. Just in time for the holidays. From Mary Jane, a thing that not only holds your weed
Starting point is 00:03:24 but I think grinds your weed. Somebody was trying to say on a previous episode, oh, no, that's just a holder. It's not a grinder. But I think it's also a grinder. From Nashville, I guess you can't live in Nashville without eating one of these at least every other day. A goo goo cluster. Has anybody here had a goo goo cluster? It's fucking big in Nashville. So get your shit together. Come on, Los Angeles. Also from the Wild West Comedy Festival, this
Starting point is 00:03:58 is kind of fun, from George Dickel, Tennessee Whiskey. It's a cloth flask. That seems like, this cloth flask seems like it would hold your booze nicely for some sort of event where you want to hide that you have booze. A copy of my CD, Promotional Tool. And what else is in here? Oh, a button from the Flannel Cakes podcast? I think I know what that is. All of that.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Oh, wait. This is so silly to say, oh, wait for this. But also a guitar pick that says Goo Goo Cluster on it. So yeah, you're going to rock out with that. That's Cluster on it. So yeah, you're gonna rock out with that. That's gonna be crazy. And it's all in a bag, a nice vinyl... Is this a vinyl bag? I don't know what you call it. But it's a bag from the Wild West Comedy Festival
Starting point is 00:04:55 where I just was this last weekend. All of that, plus... Look at this. It's a piece of plastic that's in the bottom of the Wild West Comedy Fest bag. Because you know it's a quality merch, or not merch, but swag bag if it's got a piece of plastic in the bottom.
Starting point is 00:05:17 And all of that, plus whatever my guests brought tonight, is going to be somebody's here in this room. And it's narrowed down to like the three or four of you that brought name tags please give a big warm welcome to this is three regulars on the show so I'm very excited David Huntsberger Doug Millard and Sam the ma'am Wolverine, a.k.a. Little Wolverine's older brother. Because there's an official Little Wolverine now. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:05:51 There's a girl. Have you seen Logan? I haven't. There's a girl that's Little Wolverine, so you're her older brother. Do they call her that? No, they don't call her that. Why? It's just obvious because she's the daughter of Wolverine.
Starting point is 00:06:03 And she has adamantium, adamantium. She's got claws. She's got those steel claws and everything. I have adamantium dental fillings. Does that count? It does not count, but thank you for playing and we'll see you later. I was going to allow it. What?
Starting point is 00:06:19 I think those fillings count. You weren't into it, David? No, I said I was going to allow it. Those fillings, they seal the deal for me. By the way, Doug said adamantium correctly. That was the way to say it. Adamantium. No, he said adamantium. That's how you say it.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Oh, it is? Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. Have you heard of the Milverine? The guy in Milwaukee who looks like Wolverine just walks around all the time? What? Yeah. Why?
Starting point is 00:06:48 Because he's in Milwaukee? He's called the Milverine? The Milverine. He's been on the cover of City Pages there. If you see Milverine in Milwaukee, it's quite a treat. Not to be confused with Milferine, right? Or Benverine. Who's walking around going i what's where's my attention
Starting point is 00:07:08 i'm benvereen god damn it oh look somebody's got a beer oh yeah is that you that's supposed to be on stage i don't care they have them backstage why are you putting it under the table nobody can see it there. Do you think this is being filmed in some way? I mean, it might be if somebody's filming it surreptitiously, but there's not supposed to be cameras out during the show. Let's meet my guests individually, starting with the man in the middle.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Oh. David Huntsberger is in the middle. Oh. David Huntsberger is here, everybody! Hello! How's it going, buddy? Good, man. It's good to be back. Nice to see ya. Nice to see you. Your beard's the thickest I've ever seen. Oh my god. Well, I've never had a thick beard
Starting point is 00:08:00 because I've avoided it because it would come in so gray. And this is my waiting for my Comedy Central show to get picked up beard. I'm going to grow it until they make a decision. It's like the lower half of your face saw a ghost. Did that happen?
Starting point is 00:08:19 The part of my face that's not high got really shocked by something. The rest of my face was like, whatever, dude. But yeah, that's a good comparison. So I've been taking lots of Snapchat pictures, not Snapchat, Instagram pictures of it
Starting point is 00:08:36 and people write back, old! But I'm going to erase all of them as soon as Comedy Central makes a decision. Because even though a judge could have a great beard, I want to be a young judge. I love that show. Well, thanks, dude.
Starting point is 00:08:57 So, yeah, Doug Millard is here. Hey. Hey. What's going on, buddy? Same question I asked David. I'm just killing it, man. Oh, yeah? Just killing it. Right? You're like out there
Starting point is 00:09:17 being the like... Sexy as usual. You're like the new Ashton Kutcher. Yeah, dude. Always wearing a trucker cap. Dolly Parton cap What Is that what it is Yeah yeah yeah It says Dolly
Starting point is 00:09:29 On your fucking hat Yeah but people think It says Doug So I just look like an asshole I'm like hey Hey I'm wearing my Doug cap My name's Doug And I'm wearing my cap
Starting point is 00:09:36 But you have a Dolly cap Yeah dude That you bought At Dollywood No my brother saw her live And sent it to me He was like hey Check out this awesome thing
Starting point is 00:09:46 you missed. And I was like, cool. Thanks. Oh, I thought you were just a big fan of Clone Sheep. 90s? Where are my 90s kids? That was big news. I think 20% of the audience was on board with that Dolly joke. That's about my rate.
Starting point is 00:10:03 That's about what I run. 20% success. Well, let's see how many of them applaud for Sam Levine, everybody! Thank you very much. What's going on, buddy? Hey, man. I'm also doing alright, before you ask. If you're gonna ask.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I said what's going on. Alright, I guess that's the same thing. That covers it. Yeah, it covers it. I guess that's the same thing. That covers it. I'm fine. Everything's fine. What if just greetings on the street were this quasi-hostile? What's going on? I said I was alright. Hey, what's up? We covered this
Starting point is 00:10:37 with our eye contact. Good to see you. Yeah, I said that. Alright. Yep. Everybody fine? to see you. Yeah, I said that. To see you. All right. Yep. Everybody fine? I think everybody's super fine.
Starting point is 00:10:53 There's a lot going on in Los Angeles tonight. A lot of great comedy shows and some people came to this one. Wow. You know what it is? For the energy, man. The Pixies have a show tonight. I'm very proud of them.
Starting point is 00:11:05 They do? Yeah. Hmm. Oh, half the audience filled with deep regret right now. FOMO! FOMO alert! There's a thing going on in Largo tonight
Starting point is 00:11:19 that's got a lot of great comics. You know, I'm on the internet, so I see what the competition is and then I I appreciate every single person that comes to this yeah
Starting point is 00:11:31 pay seven dollars is that what it costs now seven bucks you know what's crazy is Frank Black's here what from the Pixies he's here
Starting point is 00:11:38 he's here what even though he's supposed to be doing a show in town he skipped the show is it a Frank Blackless pixies? I don't know what's true anymore. So much fake news out there.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Sam Levine. Yes, sir. What was the last movie you saw? The last movie I watched was Raging Bull. What? Yeah. Why are the last movie you saw? The last movie I watched was Raging Bull. What? Yeah. Why are you watching that old shit? You know, I hadn't seen it since I was a teenager, and I was like, I wonder if this is as cool
Starting point is 00:12:12 as I remember it. Yeah, so I thought I'd revisit. It's a spectacular movie. It is shot spectacularly, and the performances are spectacular, but overall, it's kind of a slow movie where not a whole lot of shit happens. Oh, it's slow moving. It's just like, I'm an asshole and I'm going to stay an asshole. The end.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Pretty much, yeah. It's this character piece that spans, you know, like 15 years or so in the life of this guy and the people associated with him. And he doesn't do a whole lot of growing. He's pretty much the same asshole from when we meet him to when we leave him. Well he doesn't do a whole lot of growing. He's pretty much the same asshole from when we meet him to when we leave him.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Well, he does a little bit of growing in the gut department. Hello. He gets fat. He sure do. Yeah. Yeah, no, De Niro is, I mean, he was just sensational in that movie.
Starting point is 00:12:58 And Pesci, that was his first big role was in that movie. And the two of them together, those scenes are fucking amazing is that a new thing like a recent thing where like
Starting point is 00:13:09 the characters all have to have an arc no that's overall a good storytelling back millennia cause I just like that pitch
Starting point is 00:13:17 of like what happens to the character nothing no arc he doesn't grow you can have a character but that's a weird that's a weird version
Starting point is 00:13:24 of growth is that he doesn't change I change by not changing character. But that's a weird version of growth is that he doesn't change. I change by not changing at all. That he just stays a piece of shit and just gets fat and talks into a mirror. Yeah. You can do that movie. It's just got to be really engrossing
Starting point is 00:13:36 and you got to understand why he's such a piece of shit and won't change. Yeah, and it's about boxing. So it has amazing boxing sequences. It's all in black and white and it's really entertaining but I would like
Starting point is 00:13:52 to look at it again to see what you're saying about it being slow. Yeah. Maybe slow's not the right word. There's not a lot. There's no arc. The other characters have an arc. Yeah, the other characters are like, fuck this guy.
Starting point is 00:14:08 I'm outie. Yeah, yeah. You know that movie, The Birds? There's a scene where she, like Tippi Hedren, just rolls a boat. The Birds, Alfred Hitchcock. Who?
Starting point is 00:14:17 You know that one? Hitchcock! Y'all know The Birds? You know children listen to this show, right? This show is from five-year-olds to 20-year-olds. I thought we were going through the history of cinema. Raging Bull. No, I'm just joking around.
Starting point is 00:14:33 The Birds is a classic, of course, but what about it? It's like intolerably long. I mean, the scene where you're like, oh, I get it. She's going to row that boat over to there. And then you see the whole three-minute sequence, every paddle. Yeah, everything's so slow. Like one of the Hitchcock classes of course is
Starting point is 00:14:49 Vertigo. And that movie's just a guy driving around stalking a woman for two hours. Like it's really slowly paced. Very deliberate. A lot of bad green screen shots of Jimmy Stewart in the car. But you know, a lot of bad green screen shots of Jimmy Stewart in the car.
Starting point is 00:15:06 But, you know, that one moment where he's like in that tower and they do the vertigo zoom. You're like, I'm in. This was worth all of my trouble. What about you, Doug? I actually saw Logan finally today. Today? Loved it. In a theater?
Starting point is 00:15:22 Yeah, yeah. I was the last one. You were the only person there. There's three guys. I teared up at the end. And I was trying not to. You did what at the end? I teared up a little bit. I was sniffling. I hadn't slept in a while. How did the
Starting point is 00:15:36 other two guys react? I tried to hide. Okay. Tried to just get under my seat. Keep it to yourself. But that's a great movie, right? So good. It's very entertaining. I still have a boner. A little bit. I'm still a wreck.
Starting point is 00:15:48 From the crying? Yeah. That's how I get off now. Here's the thing that gets me about the birds. There's that whole scene where... Did I waste my movie on the birds, by the way? Yeah, you did. Birds are like attacking people. did I waste my movie on the birds by the way yeah you did birds
Starting point is 00:16:05 birds are like attacking people going ape shit and there's a scene where basically a gas station explodes
Starting point is 00:16:16 just cause some asshole drops his cigarette into into gas spilled gasoline like what does that have to do with
Starting point is 00:16:24 the fucking birds? Like, why would the birds make you do that? Trembling with fear. Well, yeah, you're like, oh shit, what's going on with these birds? I better drop my cigarette into this gasoline
Starting point is 00:16:33 I just spilled at my own feet. Well, a bird made him start smoking before it's... Right, that's what drove him to it. It was a simpler time, Doug. It's been a while since I... I don't think I sat through the whole thing,
Starting point is 00:16:45 but I felt like there was just a lot of, I hope there are no birds behind this door. Ah, birds! Like, just a constant... There's birds everywhere. That's the trouble with birds. Endless birds. Is that if birds turn on us,
Starting point is 00:16:55 we really... There's nowhere for us to turn. It was really that generation's The Happening. Ah. Wow. I don't know what's wrong with you Sam You know what
Starting point is 00:17:07 That was the exact response I was hoping to elicit Half laughter Half polite laughter Half groan Yeah cause the birds worked especially in it's time Oh yeah Whereas the happening did not It did not happen for anybody anywhere
Starting point is 00:17:22 Nope It's the trees It's absolutely brutal Yeah It's the trees. It's absolutely brutal. Yeah, it's the trees. Fucking awful. Something's happening with the trees. Look good, feel good. So, I wish I could bring Mark Wahlberg out here right now.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I wish I had that power, but he's not available tonight. But, I think I asked everybody what the last movie they saw was. You did. You did not. For better or worse. All right, David, answer the question, even though you brought up the birds. Yeah, I did. It's something you have seen recently. I don't even really need to talk.
Starting point is 00:18:01 I saw two movies that I felt like didn't get enough cred. The D-Train. I felt like that was need to talk. I saw two movies that I felt like didn't get enough cred. The D-Train. I felt like that was better than... You like that? With Jack Black and James Marsden? It's kind of a fucked up movie. Yeah. Through the whole thing Jack Black is just like getting further and further into a problematic lie.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Right. Yeah. And you're just like uncomfortable the whole time. I liked Jack Black. It was a different sort of speed for him. I liked it. He's enjoyable. And then Nocturnal Animals I thought was terrific. Oh, yeah. I really liked that too.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Yeah. But I was troubled by the fact that in Nocturnal Animals, the novel that Amy Adams is reading in the movie that you see the story of is far more compelling than her story which is what the movie is about yeah but I like the way they did that because
Starting point is 00:18:54 it's so hard when you have a movie based on like wait till you see my friend act and then you're like well this person has to then pull this off in the movie they didn't really do that with the story they just showed you the story and you're like this is a fucking good ass story but they the movie. They didn't really do that with the story. They just showed you the story, and you're like, this is a fucking good-ass story. But they never told you you're supposed to feel that way. But the most interesting characters
Starting point is 00:19:08 are in a book within the story. Right, I like that. Michael Shannon and Aaron Johnson, they're like characters in a book that a character in the movie wrote, and the way the movie's written, you're like, that character wrote shit that good? Like Jake Gyllenhaal's character, it's like, wow, that's amazing that he pulled that out.
Starting point is 00:19:30 Because the writing he did that Michael Shannon acted is quite amazing. Completely agree. And therefore, I would like to share that it's very good, and that's why I brought it up. But yeah, I thought that didn't outweigh it. That you could be like, oh, that's a good story. But it's very suspenseful in the scenes that are just a book.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Whereas the scenes that are the actual people that are in the story they're telling, there's no suspense at all. You realize that is part of the movie. Wait, so you wanted to leave the theater and go read a book for a bit and come back? Did you have the same problem with The Princess Bride?
Starting point is 00:20:07 I did. I was like, fucking Peter Falk. And Fred Savage. Fred Savage. When's this kid going to die? They should just have a nice hug and an ice cream and then roll the credits. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:22 No, that's true. I mean, like, But as a device, as much as I love Peter Falk, I would have rather that movie just told the story instead of it being a fucking old man telling a kid the story.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Oh. I think they should just get into it. I think that's a thing that held me back. It was like, I don't need to hear this guy tell me this story.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Okay. I need to just watch it. Has anyone done a re-edit of that? Scrub out Savage and Fault and just put... People are upset already. Oh! I like the parts where they explain
Starting point is 00:20:57 it to me. Such a hard to follow story. The Princess Bride. Her name's Buttercup? Tell me more. Anyway. The never ending story is the story within somebody
Starting point is 00:21:13 reading, but it does get very exciting at the end. Yeah. If you say so. Is the end when the kid flies around on a dog? Pretty much. That is pretty cool. It's pretty exciting. I do like a kid Is the end when the kid flies around on a dog? Pretty much. That is pretty cool. It's pretty exciting.
Starting point is 00:21:30 I do like a kid flying around on a dog. That's pretty neat. All right, you guys. I've got a lot of stuff for the prize bag, but I know you all also brought stuff. It looks like Doug might have brought prescription glasses. Oh, those are mine. Reading glasses. Why do you have those?
Starting point is 00:21:49 For looking at name tags. Really? Yeah, yeah. You're going to put those on when the name tag selection starts? There are some small ones. I'll give you that. Yeah, I don't want to accidentally pick the wrong one. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:03 But you've got like a whole bag of stuff? I got so... I accidentally pick the wrong one. All right. But you've got like a whole bag of stuff? I got so... I'll go through it quickly. So we try to order a Leonard Cohen album on Amazon, and they sent us the ultimate collection of Barris Hammond. No idea. Why would there be such a terrible mistake? It's called Can't Stop a...
Starting point is 00:22:22 Well, they look a lot alike, I think. It's just a racist decision on their part. Just send them anybody black. Just as good. Totally fine. They're just white dummies buying it. 25 polka hits. If Frank Yankovic is
Starting point is 00:22:40 not on there, it's a crime. Police Academy 6 single. What? That is City Under Siege, ladies and gentlemen. That's a single on vinyl for the listeners. These are all on vinyl, by the way. We belong together with Roy Druski and Priscilla Mitchell.
Starting point is 00:22:59 We got an Andy Griffith record. What? Matt Loclock sings? Yeah. We got some Reese's peanut butter cups. Oh, now you're talking. Confederacy of Dunces.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Whoa. The best. We got a porcelain bear eating a watermelon. You know you only need to bring like one thing. Oh, no. Is this a yard sale?
Starting point is 00:23:24 Pretty much. I got a fake piece of shit. Everything must go. A what? Fake piece of shit. That's what I thought of that animal eating a watermelon. We got Henry and Glenn forever. What is that?
Starting point is 00:23:39 It's Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig from Misfits. Why is Henry Rollins giving Danzig a soldier massage? You gotta read to find out. Okay. I saw the size of that bag when you brought it in, and now I feel like there's a trap door in the floor. People are handing you stuff through. And then this is it.
Starting point is 00:24:00 These are my albums. My latest, Wipe Your Paws is my first, and then Fart Safari, my album that just came out. I have to read what it actually says on the Police Academy 6. It says, from the original soundtrack of Police Academy 6, City Under Stage, Grandmaster Mellymell and Van Silk rap their big hit, What's the Matter With Your World? But rap their big hit is in the smallest font.
Starting point is 00:24:27 It's in the tiniest print. Finally, a wrap version of their hit. Grandmaster Melly Mound. Van Silk, wrap their big hit. All right, Doug, put all that stuff back into the bag it came from. From whence it came. To my assistant in the trap door. And the winner tonight will receive multiple bags. David Huntsberger, what did you bring?
Starting point is 00:24:54 I brought this DVD, which people are fond of these days. A dead technology. It has two versions of a stand-up special. One is like me performing with animation next to me. The other one's purely animated. So for your fans that might partake
Starting point is 00:25:09 in some kind of a trippy stand-up experience. Yeah, it's real weird fucking visuals. Animated stand-up. And then this book of comics that I drew.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Someone can have that if they're fond of comics. It's very personal. Yes. It's the only copy of it. It's the only one in existence. Yeah. All dicks.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Bring it. Sam Levine? I have something that I'm definitely not supposed to be giving away, so if you win this from the prize bag, you didn't get it from me. Okay, yeah. Keep your mouth shut, you guys. This is the Search Party from TBS. It is the entire 10-episode series
Starting point is 00:25:48 on DVD. So if you're too cheap to get on demand, there you go. For your consideration, all of Search Party. Yeah, it's actually a really fun series if you haven't seen it. Alia Shawkat has been on this program, I think. How many people
Starting point is 00:26:04 by round of applause, still utilize DVDs? Okay. Thanks for that scientific poll to find out that everyone still uses DVDs. Would you have guessed that it was everyone? I would not have. Well, why would anybody
Starting point is 00:26:22 stop using them? Blu-ray? It was that. It felt... Oh, there's an audience was everyone. I would not have. Well, why would anybody stop using them? Blu-ray? It was half. It was half. Oh, there's an audience member that could figure out by applause how many people. And he says half. Well, what are the other half doing?
Starting point is 00:26:37 Just watching everything on the internet and Netflix and stuff? Okay. That makes sense. Glad I did that bit of research. I get it. Like new computers don't have a thing where you can slide the CD in anymore, right? Or DVD. Alright, so congratulations.
Starting point is 00:26:53 You got something you're not going to look at. If you went tonight. The quickest side, so I just visited my great, or my grandmother. She's in like 93, 94. And we're at the retirement home. And I was like my great, or my grandmother. She's in like 93, 94. And we're at the retirement home. And I was like, Grandma, what do you do all day? And she's like, well, I look out that window.
Starting point is 00:27:13 So we're going to be at that point at some point, guys. I just want to bum the crowd out real quick. If only they could make a DVD of like looking out a window. While Peter Falk read about it. I've seen VHS tapes of a fireplace. That was popular for a while. You know they have VR now where you can see previous parts of your life that you've been in? What?
Starting point is 00:27:38 You could come back right here and stand around and watch us doing this. And then I said this. Would it be so crushingly sad if they had that out the window? You could just watch your childhood as you were in a rocking chair? Would that bum everyone out? Or would they be like, oh, cool. I was pretty good at Frisbee or whatever. What you're discussing is the basis of several
Starting point is 00:27:55 science fiction films, some good, some terrible. There's a film where someone sits in a rocking chair and looks out the window and sees their childhood? Close enough, yeah. There's a movie called The Final Cut with Robin Williams
Starting point is 00:28:08 and Jim Caviezel where people, when they're born, they get these chips implanted so their whole lives get recorded. Oh. And then you can
Starting point is 00:28:14 hack into the chair. Sam, there's no reason to make up movies starring dead people. Jim Caviezel is alive and well. Apologies to Jim. Mira Servino's also in it, I think.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Okay, well, now you've sold me. All right. Now I'm all about it. Gotcha. Now that I know Mira's involved. All right. This is the part of the show where I say, Bert, turn it off.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Let the games begin. Yeah. People are crazy excited about this so happy kind of feels like it's too late for games like it's too late in the evening but we do have some name tags so gentlemen pick the name tags you'd like to play for
Starting point is 00:29:00 and while you do that we'll do this we'll be right back after these words about Bosch. Today's episode is brought to you in part by Bosch. Amazon's acclaimed crime series, Bosch, is back for a third season. Titus Welliver stars as Detective Harry Bosch, an honest cop driven by a dark past who is obsessed with punishing criminals no matter what the cost.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Haunted by the discovery that his mother's murder was covered up by the police, Bosch also finds himself implicated in the death of a serial killer he's investigating. Now Bosch must navigate the dangerous waters of a police department that believes he's guilty while working with a partner who is no longer sure he can trust him. Bosch will fight to prove his innocence even as he pursues a dangerous group of ex-special forces assassins willing to kill anyone who gets in their way. Against the glamour and seediness of Los Angeles, Bosch will risk everything to clear his name while bringing down the murderous crime ring no matter how many rules he has to break to do it.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Based on the best-selling novels by Michael Connelly, stream season three now on Amazon Prime. We're back! Doug Millard, what kind of crazy, you've got a name tag that says all Dougs go to
Starting point is 00:30:21 Kevin, which is very funny, very perfect. Lots of Doug Benson faces on the poster. Plus, I assume that's Kevin. Yeah. Hey, Kevin. And what's in the, there's a little package that came with it. He said there's also a weed rice crispy treat.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Inside this thing? Yes. And so that's why you picked it? Are you into edibles? Well, if, I mean, on occasion. I almost called the cops on myself on them once. Oh, my God. Look at this shit.
Starting point is 00:30:54 That is beautiful. Wow. That is fucking nasty. It's very congealed. If you put that next to the fake poop, there's a lot going on. Yeah, where's the fake shit? What?
Starting point is 00:31:10 You want to do me like that? No, I'm just saying, you know, I mean, I like an edible as much as the next person, but this looks like, this is weird. This just looks like something that, like, you'd find it, like, the next day in a refrigerator and go, no. But I'm sure it probably gets the job done.
Starting point is 00:31:30 How strong is it? It's five milligrams. Five milligrams? That's nothing, right? That's my business, though. Don't talk about my business like that. What? But five milligrams is like you went, boop.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Like you just put a little touch of marijuana in this giant. I do it for the ladies. Oh, for the ladies. All right. That's sexist. Ladies should have this big thing with only five milligrams in it. But that's a good, it's probably a good starter edible for somebody. By the way, Kevin has changed.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Do you notice that? Yeah, wait a second. Hey, lady, your name is Kevin? So Doug gets to keep this? And do you want to keep this? I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:29 All right, that's yours then. Congratulations. Who are you playing for, David? Jess LC Punk. Whoa, look at that. Yeah. Yeah, they punked out my head. Yep, you're Lillard with the crazy punk hair.
Starting point is 00:32:42 I'm Matthew Lillard with the crazy hair. I love it. Yeah. That's awesome. You know young jason siegel was in that movie yeah yeah he was a badass in that movie a badass punk he kicked well he's like the straight laced guy that kills everybody basically oh you're over it what the fuck i gotta see this movie. You haven't seen SLC Punk? I have not seen SLC Punk. I might have seen parts of it and went, this is not for me. Because I'm not Mormon or punk.
Starting point is 00:33:14 I thought you were both. Right? The only part you might not like is it also takes place inside a book. I need my movies to be real Sam Levine who you playing for I'm playing for 8 miles with a Y in miles that's pretty clever
Starting point is 00:33:37 and it's got Eminem looking out the window about his trying to think about his future that's my grandma looking at me and and the eight miles
Starting point is 00:33:51 is it's like a fire font I don't know what that is yeah that's a really really good job Miles yeah fire font
Starting point is 00:33:58 congratulations that's what it would be cool so somebody one of those three people is going to win everything from the prize bag tonight and as has happened here at UCB Franklin because we have a lovely table
Starting point is 00:34:13 that we have sitting in front of us we're gonna start with a game where you guys get to have your own individual buzzers that you use to buzz in. I want you to pick a sound that you appreciate. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Wires. No, it's okay. We can spill all the waters.
Starting point is 00:34:38 Yeah, Mike actually... Oh, you got a quieter one? Very quiet. All right, well... Try this one. Oh, that's very loud. Nice doorbell sound effect. All right.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Oh, yeah, those are about the same. So I'll keep this one. I'll keep the boy-oy-oy. Oh, there's some sports bloopers happening. Anytime there's a sexual question, I will hit that. Get ready. Yeah. What's your favorite scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
Starting point is 00:35:11 Damn. You're not supposed to hit a buzzer. So we're going to start with a game called, because two of you guys, I met Doug and David in Austin, Texas, so it only seems appropriate to bring out a game that was invented there. It's Alex's Jason and Deb IMDb game. Oh, wow. Love it.
Starting point is 00:35:36 Yeah. You guys buzz in when you think you know it. I'm going to name the top four known for movies according to a person's IMDB page. And it's negative one for a wrong answer. So you might want to hang back to make sure you know the correct answer and you get bonus points for each additional movie that you can name if you successfully buzz in before anybody else and give the correct answer. You excited? Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:36:17 I got a crispy treat. Stay out of her business. It doesn't matter what happens tonight because you're going home with that Krispy treat. I'm already a winner. No matter what. Yeah, you should move it closer to you.
Starting point is 00:36:33 All right. Any questions? Sam's got it. I already know it. David? Does anyone ever buzz in early? You could pre-guess. Do you want to pre-guess?
Starting point is 00:36:50 The name? Yeah. Do you want to just buzz in now and risk getting minus one for just randomly naming an actor or an actress? Yeah, I'll say Kevin Costner. Well, I'm not going to give you negative one because you didn't buzz in first. Okay. All right. God, I hope it say Kevin Costner. Well, I'm not going to give you negative one because you didn't buzz in first.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Okay. All right. God, I hope it's Kevin Costner. Whose IMDB page says most known for a hard day's night? A Hard Day's Night. That narrows it down to about four people. So I'll give you a second one.
Starting point is 00:37:36 You guys are cautious and I like it. Kevin Costner. Just smells like Costner. Whose IMDb page is most known for Hard Day's Night and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Doesn't help you guys
Starting point is 00:37:56 Oh who buzzed in That's me David's buzzing in Yeah I'm gonna say Ringo Starr You're incorrect Yeah negative one for David.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Anybody else want to... Oh, Doug's buzzing in. The Beatles. What do you got? A stupid answer, The Beatles. The Beatles IMDb page? Well, but the Indians post this.
Starting point is 00:38:23 I don't know if The Beatles have an IMDb page or not, but... I was thinking about the idiots that post this stuff. Also known for music. So that is incorrect as well. That's Costner. Wow, Sam's really got an open board here. The third title,
Starting point is 00:38:46 Yellow Submarine. I've got it narrowed down to three, Doug. Wait, one of the Beatles wasn't involved in one of those three? No, he already said... Oh, that's right. He eliminated. I forgot about that. How is this not also true for me?
Starting point is 00:39:03 I could change my mind about that answer. And then the fourth title, which might not help you, Sam. Probably not. Because this is weird. Children of Men. Oh.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Oh. Oh, wow. Right? Yeah. That's a fucked up one. Oh, wow. Right? Yeah. That's a fucked up one. I'm not going to ring in. I'll at least have a point lead of it.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Yeah, yeah. No, you're in the lead with zero. Because apparently there's a song on the soundtrack of Children of Men. Is it John Lennon? And it's John Lennon. Yeah. John Lennon is the correct answer on that one. You sure Ringo didn't sneak in there a little? He's in Radiohead, right?
Starting point is 00:39:52 There's a lot of Radiohead in there. I think he's at that house they go to. What? In Children of Men. And they're like driving the car and the people are dying. John Lennon is there? No, they pass this tree and if you look really closely, Ringo's just kind of waving. It's an uncredited
Starting point is 00:40:10 appearance. That's why he jumped ahead. I hope I see that when I eat this later. Oh, hello. The Lennon song I think plays over the end credits. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:27 David and Doug are at negative one Damn We're just swinging Sam is winning with zero Round two Whose IMDB Known for top four Begins with A hard day's night
Starting point is 00:40:44 Damn it, Doug. If it's Ringo this time. All right, all right. I'll give you one more. That's ridiculous. I'll give you one more title. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Starting point is 00:41:01 All right, I'll give you one more. Why would you know from those two? Because those were both in the first person's IMDb. The third title would be Yellow Submarine. David buzzes in. I'm going to say Ringo Starr. Incorrect. David is a negative two.
Starting point is 00:41:21 Oh shit, Doug's buzzing in. George Harrison. Incorrect. Doug is a negative two. Sam? I'm going to say Paul McCartney. Correct! You nailed it.
Starting point is 00:41:38 One point. Why did I go for the other obscure beetle? There's nothing like an obscure beetle to fuck up your game. There's only one obscure beetle and it's Pete Best. Alright, so Sam, you can get one extra point by guessing the fourth title
Starting point is 00:42:00 that's in Paul McCartney's Most Known For on IMDb. I'm going to take a wild guess, which is probably wrong. It's going to be really wild, yes. The Simpsons. Whoa. That is an interesting guess. He was a voice on several episodes.
Starting point is 00:42:13 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because TV does come up sometimes, but it's rare. In this case, I guess he has a song on the soundtrack of Vanilla Sky. Oh. Yeah. So Sam is in the lead with one point. And funny people. David has negative two, and Doug has negative two.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Hands above buzzers, gentlemen. That's the only place I know to put it. Here's the third round. A hard day's night. You know, looking at it, I can't promise anything. But I will say this. The first title
Starting point is 00:42:51 in this person's best known for on IMDb is a movie called The Beatles Eight Days a Week, The Touring Years. Doug is buzzed in.
Starting point is 00:43:07 No, no, I am. David got impressed. I did, in fact, just get in on the movie. Okay, if you say so, David. I do, and I, of course, say Ringo Starr. That is correct! It had to pay off eventually. Back in the lead.
Starting point is 00:43:23 All right. That's how life works. Just say Ringo Starr often enough. It's really going to turn around. Now you get an option for the possibility for bonus points. You get three guesses of
Starting point is 00:43:35 three other titles that would be in Ringo Starr's top four on IMDb. Sgt. Pepper's Only Hard Club, I'd like to guess that. Sure. And then perhaps Yellow Submarine. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:49 And maybe... What would you go for the fourth one? I think he popped into maybe Labyrinth. Labyrinth? He's waving by this tree. Those children are men. Oh, damn it. All right, well.
Starting point is 00:44:06 You didn't get credited. Those are three great guesses. Thank you. Great guesses. But coming in at number two of his most known for is something called George Harrison living in the material world. Wow, that's got a sting.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Yeah, fucking Ringo. One of his top four is a George Harrison joint. That doesn't seem right. Then next up is Thomas and Friends. Wow. Because Ringo was a big part of the Thomas the Tank Engine franchise. He was the conductor. Yep.
Starting point is 00:44:40 And then, this is a crazy top four. I don't get it. That's why it's so fun to play this game. Martin Scorsese's The Last Waltz. Wow. Damn. I guess Ringo shows up in that. I guess so.
Starting point is 00:44:54 If you had started with that. You'd think Ringo would be in Yellow Submarine. You would. But there you go. He drowned in that. That's his top four. So, I have to say that Sam has one point, and David has negative one,
Starting point is 00:45:12 and Doug has negative two. So Sam wins this game. Oh, all right. Shoot. Congratulations, Sam. Thank you. Way to go. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Now, if I were to say, if we did go to another round, Sam. George Harrison. That's who you would say, right? And then what would you guess is in his top four? I would guess, let's see, A Hard Day's Night, Yellow Submarine, and Monty Python's The Life of Brian. Oh, interesting. Because he's behind,
Starting point is 00:45:45 George Harrison was behind Handmade Films, which made a lot of great movies. But his number one is The Concert for Bangladesh. Of course it is. Yeah. And then his number two
Starting point is 00:45:55 is George Harrison Living in a Material World. Yes, of course. I just said that before. You did, you did. It seems like more appropriate for him than for Ringo. I thought he was in Ringo Starr's
Starting point is 00:46:04 Living in a Material World. Is Madonna in that? I'm living in George Harrison's world. And then Let It Be squeaked in for George. And then you would have gotten one point for Hard Day's Night. Oh, are you? Yeah. There you go.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Yeah, that's some weird shit. Like, they do a weird emphasis on soundtracks rather than... They were in tons of movies, the Beatles. Yeah. They were all in movies, so, like, it's weird that it worked out that way. Maybe all of their relatives have decided what their top four should be. Since you can do that, as we've discussed. As if they've conspired specifically against me.
Starting point is 00:46:46 Yeah. But that is an interesting thing about the algorithm of the IMDb top four is that it can be chosen by the artist at this point, supposedly. I don't know. I don't know. It seems like weird choices for all these people, considering two of them are dead. That's why I said their families.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Well, and Paul died. You think George Harrison's family? Oh, that makes sense. His is actually pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I'd say John Lennon's family dropped the ball. Julian and Sean.
Starting point is 00:47:22 That fucking Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band, that shitty movie that he had nothing to do with and they just used his songs. Yoko continues to ruin things.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Yeah, come on, Yoko. Get on IMDb and fix John Lennon's page. He was like, acted in a bunch of movies. But anyway,
Starting point is 00:47:41 let's play the Leonard Maltin game. Oh! Give me these fucking buzzers, Bob. What is that, goose? What's that, train? I'll get that, Doug. Couldn't quite get the sound.
Starting point is 00:48:01 It wasn't train or goose, though. Somewhere in between. Something. What did it sound like? A truck. Truck? Truck driver wasn't train or goose, though. It was somewhere in between. Herd, herd. Something. What did it sound like? A truck. Truck? Truck driver.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Kid truck? Oh, yeah. Like a semi-truck driver. Yeah. That was fascinating. We did it. Just disappointed in my ear. The doorbell's very clear.
Starting point is 00:48:20 Yeah. That's a very obvious one. Sports blooper. I'm having trouble putting these back in the box. Which makes for great podcasting. When you drop them all on the ground. We're all just in rapture. Is there something else in there, Doug? What's in the box?
Starting point is 00:48:37 Yeah, I'd get these things in here if Gwyneth Paltrow's head wasn't in here. It's really taking up a lot of space. You should just edit in, in the dead space, Peter Falk reading about you putting these in the box. Oh, and Doug struggled for so long. Yeah, Paul, you don't want to hear about that. Sure I do, Grandpa. Did he get them all in?
Starting point is 00:49:02 Now we'll have to read a little longer. And then have Daniel Stern do the voiceover for Fred Savage. That was an eight-year-old boy. Listen to my grandpa read a story. So you guys know how Leonard Melton game works. You've all played it before, and that's why I'm whipping it out, because we're only going to play it when the guests know what's up, because I don't want to take the trouble to explain it.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Nice. Yeah. So who won that last game? Sam. I don't know why I asked. Sam casually lifts up his finger. Of course I won, Doug. No.
Starting point is 00:49:48 So, Sam, you get to pick between three different categories for this. And the latest twist on this game is I will not tell you what the category titles actually refer to. Once you've chosen a category, then I'll tell you what it's about oh okay right all right it's extra fun would you like to play yellow submarine you get this fucking happy on Bud Light? I have an unopened Bud Light. An unopened Bud Light. You just have a beer sitting in front of you, you get so giggly. He's just thinking about that five milligram edible.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Oh, that five milligram is going to hit you hard. Sam, and then we'll go to David and then to Doug. And Sam, your category options are The Good Book. Okay. It's got a certain Ringo to it. Or Squeakwools. Oh, okay. Or Getting Some Tail.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Yeah, which one of those would you like to play? I'll take The Good Book. The Good Book is movies based on classic novels. Okay, alright, I feel good about that. This particular one is let's see what
Starting point is 00:51:17 year it was. It was 2013. And Leonard says about this movie, the stars are well cast. And he also says the result might best be described as a mixed bag.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Oh. Alright. And then he lists ten actors in this film. How many names do you think you can get it in, Sam Levine? I believe that I can do it in nine he says nine names he just shaved one off david huntsberger um it's classic literature or like well-selling like bestsellers well-selling bestsellers that's what i meant to say um
Starting point is 00:52:04 i don't know what to tell you. What's a well-selling bestseller? I just know that this is a classic novel. I don't know anything that you're talking about. I love movies, not books. I see. Well, I'm going to, much like with Ringo, I'm going to say zero names.
Starting point is 00:52:22 What? I'm jumping right in. Zero names, he says, Doug Millard. So you can go negative one if you can name it and name the top billed person in the movie. I'm going to tell him to name it. Right? Yeah. Yeah, and you're going to get
Starting point is 00:52:37 the point if David fails. What's the name of the movie, David? I'm going to guess The Help. Wow. That is so ballsy. Thank you. And incorrect.
Starting point is 00:52:54 Yeah, I'm afraid that this particular film is called The Great Gatsby. Yeah, but that was really nervy play when you went to zero I was like there's no way
Starting point is 00:53:07 that he knows this and I was right yeah you were it didn't seem like Gatsby would have 10 credited it seemed like a smaller cast to me
Starting point is 00:53:15 but now that I think it's right Leonard loves to name names just ask Sam he does love to name names wrote a whole book
Starting point is 00:53:23 about him Leonard Maltin's Blacklist Alright so that means that Doug Millard is on the board with one point Using strategy rather than Knowledge Which is how this works And that's why it's so much fun.
Starting point is 00:53:47 But that also means that Sam gets to decide again the next category, and then Doug will come to you because we changed the order. Sam? Yep. Would you like cable billing, worst guests, or Run, Franco, Run. Was that Run, Franco? No, Franco. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:13 It's not about James Franco. I understand. Or Dave Franco. I'll take... Or any other hidden Franco. I understand. I'll take Run, Franco. Run, Franco, Run is the films
Starting point is 00:54:25 where Franco Potente has to flee. Got it. Finally! Leonard lists six names. Okay. God, if David says zero. The year is 2002.
Starting point is 00:54:47 He says about this movie that it was filmed as a TV miniseries in 1988. And he also says the alternate edition runs 119 minutes. And I should say that the regular version runs 121 minutes. So thanks, Leonard, for pointing out those two missing minutes. How many names can you get it in out of six, Sam? Negative two. What? Somebody came to play, and unfortunately that person is not Doug Millard.
Starting point is 00:55:27 What do you think? If I'm wrong, doesn't he win? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But you're not going to be wrong. You don't know. I do know. I'm going to say name it, though.
Starting point is 00:55:35 I've got a strong feeling for how this works. All right. I believe the film we're talking about is The Bourne Identity, and the names would be Matt Damon and Franka Potenta. Correct! Is number three Chris Cooper? Number three is, in fact, Chris Cooper. You goddamn show-off!
Starting point is 00:55:53 I was gonna do it, but I didn't want a chance! What was the fourth name? Julia Stiles. No, she was sixth. Oh, Brian Cox. Yes! What was the fifth name? Cl. Yes. That's important. What was the fifth, babe? Clive Owen. That's correct.
Starting point is 00:56:09 You fucking piece of shit. All right. We got a tie game, everybody. Sam and Doug both have one point. And I think... I'll get in the mix. Get in there David. Come on dude.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Yeah. I'm just like I looked up at the clock and like we're so far ahead of schedule. Because like the three of you are like a, like a perfect storm of guests who don't add a lot of bullshit. You know what I mean? Yeah. There's always somebody that just has a lot to say about everything and just keeps talking
Starting point is 00:57:01 and that helps me to pad the time. But you guys are just like, So you need that. Answer is this. Oh, I lost? Okay, great. Do you want me to call Jeff Garland on speakerphone?
Starting point is 00:57:11 Dude, like, I'm not kidding you. Jeff Garland was almost on the show tonight. He was booked to be the fourth guest. Yeah. You know,
Starting point is 00:57:21 through publicists and whatnot because I, you know, even though he and I are longtime friends, I'm not dealing with him personally. I understand. Somebody reached out and said, Jeff Garlin, you know, we want to put Jeff Garlin in Douglas' movies. I was like, okay, let's make
Starting point is 00:57:33 it happen. And we, you know, jumped around. It still might happen, but whatever it is he wants to promote right now, there was a chance he was going to show up tonight. It's a Netflix movie of the week thing called Handsome, a Netflix murder mystery, which I saw last night.
Starting point is 00:57:50 Did you like it? I did. It's very funny. And he's funny in it. Could you speculate as to why he couldn't show up tonight to promote it? He was exhausted from all of his partying last night. Really? He was partying hard? No, he was not partying hard. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:58:05 Family stuff? I couldn't tell you. Whatever, yeah. I mean, you know, there's plenty of reasons to not be here. But it was weeks of, like, hassling me about
Starting point is 00:58:13 Jeff Garland wants to be on. Yeah. And weeks of me sitting around going, oh, shit, Jeff Garland wants to be on. And I booked the three of you because I thought Jeff Garland would have to
Starting point is 00:58:24 fucking buckle down and play the game. We never. Against three serious players like you guys. We never would have gotten to the Malton game if you were here. Yeah, right? We'd still be on Ringo. I don't know because the three of you would be like focused on wanting to play. So I thought that would focus him.
Starting point is 00:58:43 He would steamroll over it. Trying to envision myself being like, Jeff, Jeff, come on. Let's get to this game. Let's focus it. But he says it himself. If you listen to the classic Jeff Garland obnoxious guest episodes, like there's several points where he goes, go ahead. Let's play the game.
Starting point is 00:59:00 Like he starts egging me on like I'm the reason we're not getting to the game. Like I'm the reason we're not getting to the game. I'm the one sitting around going, I like to dick around and not have any point to my podcast whatsoever. So apologies and congratulations that he's not here tonight. Because it would have been interesting.
Starting point is 00:59:23 It would have. For sure. Should we be concerned? No, I'm sure he's fine. I'm sure he just decided he didn't want to do it. But why beg me for dates and then settle on a date and then go, oh, no, that's not going to work. Well, maybe it was the publicist. Yeah, that's a problem when you're dealing with another person.
Starting point is 00:59:48 So anyway, Jeff Garlin, rest in peace. And check out his movie on Netflix. This episode is dedicated to Jeff, and yeah, check out his last movie. Or whatever that thing was. All right. Now, hypothetically, let's say something did happen. Would you edit this episode at all? Like if I went home and found out Jeff Gronin was dead,
Starting point is 01:00:16 would I feel bad about that? Yeah, of course. I think you'd also, you should also feel like a god. No one can't do something like that. Yeah, and I should also feel like a god. Yeah. No one cancels on me. Yeah, and I should turn my energy on somebody more offensive. Yeah. If I'm gonna just murder somebody
Starting point is 01:00:31 with my mind. No one would ever cancel again. I still love the dude. I think he's great on the Gold Farbs. Wait a minute. I always call, I always say the name of the show wrong when he's on,
Starting point is 01:00:45 so that might be why he didn't come back on. Goldfarb is the last name of the family in Requiem for a Dream. Really? Sarah Goldfarb. Oh. Let's give him some points just for that. I had no idea Jews did drugs. That's really interesting.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Ma, you want uppas? You want uppas? All right, so Doug has one point. Sam has one point. really interesting Ma Ma you want uppas? you want uppas? alright so Doug has one point Sam has one point and David is full of dreams bereft
Starting point is 01:01:12 so David gets to pick and then we'll go to Sam no no? what went wrong? Doug gets to pick? no David picks goes to Doug
Starting point is 01:01:24 ok thanks dude ok ok Sam's always keeping track of what's going on No? What went wrong? Doug gets a pick? No, David picks, goes to Doug. Okay, thanks, dude. Sam's always keeping track of what's going on. Alright, David. Would you like Ice Knowing You or Douglas
Starting point is 01:01:42 or Hot Tub Time Machine? Douglas or Hot Tub Time Machine. Which category would you like to play? Well, two Dugs here. Oh, heavens. Not the clown bag. There's so many things in it. My fake shit is ruined.
Starting point is 01:02:02 The prizes are wet. Because there are two Dugs, I'm going to say Douglas. Oh, okay. Is it Douglas with an A-S or like it's minus Dugs? Douglas. Do you pick it? I pick it. Then I will explain to you.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Okay. It's Douglas, L-E-S-S. Movies with no one named Doug. It's Douglas, L-E-S-S. Movies with no one named Doug. These are remakes of movies that I was not in. This movie is Douglas. And specifically remakes.
Starting point is 01:02:45 Remakes and prequels, but not Doug's. Oh, shit. Alright. Twelve names. The year is 2014. Okay. Leonard says this movie is based on a play.
Starting point is 01:03:10 And he also says that... What? Oh, that it has an attractive cast. God damn it. Yeah. 2014. Another sign that I'm not in it. 12 names. That's how attractive the cast was in it. Twelve names. That's how attractive the cast was.
Starting point is 01:03:27 He lists twelve names. How many do you think you can get it in? For a chance to force a three-way tie. What? He says... And now I remember why this game used to drive me crazy.
Starting point is 01:03:43 He says... A mere two names, Doug. I just need some stragglers on the back end, and then it'll all kick in. Oh, for God's sake. Sorry, Miles. I did everything I could. Yeah, well, you got to name it. Yeah. Are you going to jump ahead?
Starting point is 01:04:02 I'm not going to what? Now, you understand two means he's only going to name two names, right? He's not going to go from the bottom of the list up. Got it. Okay. I just need those stragglers. It was a very kamikaze bet on your part. I've had one strategy all night, guys.
Starting point is 01:04:18 I got to go out how I came in. Your strategy is just go for it. Yeah. All right. Yeah, because I don't think it's going to work out for you. You don't? Uh-uh. It seems like one of those movies.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Sam definitely knows it's not going to work out for you. No way. With 12 people, I'm assuming a lot of fame is there. That's what Sam hates about this game. Sam was delighted there was only three players tonight. So happy. Because when there's four, he hates it even more. Well, only for the multi-game.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Yeah, there's more likelihood of you getting locked out You prefer when people answer it when they get it. No, I just hate being mathematically boxed out of even playing. But couldn't you go negative one? It's not on me.
Starting point is 01:04:53 He can't do shit. Doug's going to tell you to name it. I'm going to say two names. You're going to fail. And that's why Sam is suffering. Well, listen, because he has to just
Starting point is 01:05:04 watch it happen. He can't jump in. He can't save anyone. I can't push the car off the tracks. I have to stand here and watch it unfold. Now, okay, what if I offer up a higher number? Will you let it go around and have some fun with it, or are you going to snag it?
Starting point is 01:05:20 Sir, I don't make the rules. But if you're doing this just so it can come to you and you'll snack on it, if you want to, like, I don't make the rules. But if you're doing this just so it can come to you and you'll snack on it, if you want to like, let's go around the horn. I'll say 12 and let's just loop it around. Well, you can't take all 12. Or I guess you can. He's the first bid.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Yeah. So you could take all 12. But then Sam could say, I mean, then Doug could say 11. Right. And then Sam is going to say Doug, name that one. I will not do that. I will not do that. I just want the bottom two names to be Ringo Starr and Kevin Costner.
Starting point is 01:05:57 Please, God. That's not a thing. But anyway, that's just my guess what's going to happen if you go two names. But you could change your bid if you'd like. Well, you want to get in the mix? I mean, I don't want you to leave disappointed. Oh, no, no, no. I'm very happy with everything.
Starting point is 01:06:11 And we all want him to leave. I want you to play however makes you happiest. If you want to do two names, you do two names. I like the intrigue of like, what if it sparks something in my brain? And then we all get to see a heroic moment. Right, but you could do that with like five or six names probably because Doug isn't going to bid lower
Starting point is 01:06:30 than what you bid because he's sitting there in a hat that says Dolly on it. All right, I'll go to five. And it at least gives you... I'd love to see a three-way tie here to be honest with you. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'd love to see a three-way tie here, to be honest with you. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:46 That's what I'd love to see. Okay. But five names... Okay, he says five names, Doug. I was still told to name it, though. Yeah, right? All right. Yeah, he's still making me name it.
Starting point is 01:06:55 Slightly less heroic, but come on. I'll tell you what, I have no idea what it is, but if these names help me out, I might do charades to help you for the three-way tie. Okay. I don't think, as an extra clue to you, David, I don't think charades could help you figure out this title. Okay.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Fair enough. God, I want to see this, though. Okay. The five names are Mikad Brooks, Salita E. Banks Remember when you just wanted two? Yeah, those are your two
Starting point is 01:07:30 What would you have done with that? I have a guess With those two names? Don't say it yet, wait for the other three Wait for the other three Brian Callen Joe Lotuglio Oh, a play Joe Lotuglio.
Starting point is 01:07:46 Oh, a play. Yeah, former guest on this program. Hope to have him back. And Terrell Owens. What the fuck? What? This was a play? Supposedly. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:08:00 It was based on a play. Well, you're going to crack up at this. It's an attractive cast. The rest of them are attractive. Can I tell you my two-name guess and not be counted as losing? Okay. I was going to guess Les Miserables. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:13 So 2014, that was right around when that came out, right? And they're attractive. Anne Hathaway. Came out a little earlier. Yeah. Hugh Jackman. I think that would be called a musical rather than a play. Oh, they swim in the same waters.
Starting point is 01:08:26 They sing every goddamn word of the story, so it's more of a musical than a play. Terrell Owens, what were you in, you rascal? That was a play. 2014. You also know that I picked the clues that are the most misleading and difficult. This is stupid, but I'm going to guess
Starting point is 01:08:45 Love and Basketball. You do think you know what it is? Love and Basketball cannot be based on a play. Yeah, it was. It was? Oh, yeah. It was just like a basketball court, a guy and a girl, and they just one-on-one. I mean, there was a Chekhov thing.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Yeah, the translation from Russian was a little different. It was Chekhov thing. Yeah, the translation from Russian was a little different. Oh, it was Chekhov-like? Yeah. It was like... What the fuck was Terrell Owens in? Can I make my guess? What?
Starting point is 01:09:13 Can I guess? I don't know, the game already ended. Yeah, please. Is it They Came Together? No. Oh, all right. Because you named some David Wayne people. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:22 And I thought they might have done that as a play once. All right. You know, let's... David, just for fun. Uh-huh. because you named some David Wayne people and I thought they might have done that as a play once alright David just for fun I'm going to list the rest of the people and then you're going to not tell me the correct title I've got this Paula Patton
Starting point is 01:09:38 she's so beautiful Adam Rodriguez he's so beautiful Christopher McDonald I'm indifferent Joy Bryant Rodriguez. He's so beautiful. Christopher McDonald. I would have sex with this whole cast. Joy Bryant. Regina Hall. Michael
Starting point is 01:09:52 Ely. And Kevin Hart. Right. You're still not going to get it with all of the names. Yeah. Just for future appearances on the show when we might play Leonard Maltin names. Yeah. Just for future appearances on the show, when we might play Leonard Maltin game.
Starting point is 01:10:08 Right. Try to be less ballsy. Never be ballsy. And more make someone else answer. All right. Everyone's got to have their strategy. Everyone's got to have their strategy. Man's got to have a code.
Starting point is 01:10:21 And all of them have to lose to Sam. Yeah. Or Doug in this case because he, you know. Kevin Hart, the lead in a 2014 movie that was a play. Not Central Intelligence.
Starting point is 01:10:34 Someone from the crowd. No, don't. Don't help him. You got it? I'll give you a hint. It's not The Wedding Ringer. It's A Hard Day's Night. Yeah, I don't have a guess. It i have the word night in the title what yeah
Starting point is 01:10:52 yeah it does night i couldn't have been more thoroughly talked out of my strategy I literally talked out of my strategy. Like, next time I come back, I was like, this episode is all about what you're going to do on the next episode. If we play Litter Maltin. You know Litter Maltin, I've pulled out of mothballs for this occasion. Thinking that I'd really, you know, bring it back to some luster.
Starting point is 01:11:20 And I just shit all over it. I didn't help it at all. I knew Sam would, you know, step up and point out to everybody what they're doing wrong. I think I just echoed the sentiment. You sounded like you sounded like Don Knots.
Starting point is 01:11:38 Oh, that's it. Oh, Andy. I don't think you're right there. I should have been nominated for an Academy Award for my work in Pleasantville. Wait. Or Shakey's Gone to the West. Can we do
Starting point is 01:11:54 Don Nuts vs. Bane? Oh, I like it. What are we arguing about? I'm not picking for you. That'd be bad news for Bane. Go shake in the shadows. I was a fish that had sonar, you know. I can blow up ships and, you know, rockets and things.
Starting point is 01:12:17 Doug is our winner. And the movie is called About Last Night. Wow. Based on the play Sexual Perversity in Chicago, which was made into a movie called About Last Night with Demi Moore and Rob Lowe that I am actually in. Is this that different than Love and Basketball, though? Should I give it to you just on this vague notion
Starting point is 01:12:44 of being kind of right? Yeah, just for like, just the ballsiness. Do we reward that in this game? We don't. Just sheer stupidity? We reward ballsiness when it pays off for an actual win. Then we go ape shit. I didn't even get it with all 12 names in one of the names of the title.
Starting point is 01:13:03 It was three words made the title. I had one of them and 12 actors. No, I got Knight. Did you know there was a movie called About Last Night with Kevin Hart and a bunch of other people? Yeah, now that you say it, I... Seems familiar? Seems familiar, yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:16 All right. But I would never have guessed it was a play. No. By David Mamet. Damn. Damn. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:24 Mamet. Mamet. Damn. Damn. Mamet. Mamet. That's the new dammit. Just when something goes wrong, Mamet. God, Mamet. Well, congratulations, Doug Millard. You did it.
Starting point is 01:13:38 Way to go, buddy. You get an edible. All Doug's go to Kevin. Wins all the prize bags. Come up and get your stuff dude Sorry Jess I was only trying so hard for you Let's not forget about Kevin's spokesperson
Starting point is 01:13:55 Other Kevin Pass the other name tags down here Is the name tag inside of it? Pass the other name tags down here For the shitheads Is the name tag inside of it? No, I forgot that There's no shithead on here? Neighbors Okay, alright
Starting point is 01:14:13 I wonder if my mic caught that Maybe, maybe it did I'll say it's second What? I have no idea what the hell any of that is That's the reason I was hoping I would win so you wouldn't have to read it. That's the main reason
Starting point is 01:14:30 you wanted to win, not that you always want to win. No, no. Just to avoid that, whatever that is. I love it. Sam, what do you got to plug? What's coming up, buddy?
Starting point is 01:14:41 Well, you can always see me on Kevin Pollack's chat show or on YouTube, iTunes, Earwolf. We stream episodes every Sunday at 1230 Pacific. Oh, and I just interviewed Ethan Embry. I was guest hosting for Kevin and had a two-hour chat with Ethan Embry, which was a lot of fun, so check that out. But in the meantime, I guess Netflix, Wet Hot American Summer,
Starting point is 01:15:02 10 years later. It's going to be out this summer sometime. And you're still the PA voice? No, this time I'm on camera. It's 10 years later, so I'm finally already in person. I love it. That's awesome. Thanks, Sam. Thanks, buddy.
Starting point is 01:15:22 David? I have a podcast where I interview scientists over beer called The Space Cave, if that sounds appealing to anyone. How drunk do the scientists get? Sometimes they get a little loopy, but not much. We never really have more than two beers, but sometimes they're high alcohol content, and they'll get a little tipsy.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Until I give them five milligrams of this. Yeah, I mean, not to change the format of your show or anything, but like, you know, maybe getting them high would be fun. I'd be into that.
Starting point is 01:15:53 Instead of drunk. No, I would be into that. I just don't smoke a ton of pot. Mushrooms. Doug suggested mushrooms. I've been on a kick. Just looking at their hand
Starting point is 01:16:00 the whole time. And where can people find that? That is on iTunes and at thespacecave.com, through davidhuntsberger.com as well. I'm doing some stand-up touring on the western side of the United States starting in mid-May, going up to Vancouver. The first night is in San Francisco at Doc's Lab on May 17th. Then to Idaho and Denver and back through Arizona.
Starting point is 01:16:23 If you live anywhere in there, come say hello. And then I'm doing the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August. Whoa. Yeah, it's daunting. Thanks. Two whole weeks you have to do or something, right?
Starting point is 01:16:33 You do like a month. Yeah. A whole month. So I'm doing a pre-order for my next CD as a means through Kickstarter to try to raise some funds to help out with that
Starting point is 01:16:41 because it's overwhelming how much shit I have to do. Yeah, that's massive. Yeah, it's big. But I'm excited, that's massive. Yeah, it's big but I'm excited to try it out. Yeah, yeah. I'll retweet
Starting point is 01:16:48 about you being there because it's a cool thing but you gotta get people out. Like you gotta promote your shit. I've spent most of my mental time
Starting point is 01:16:56 just picturing me performing to one weird Scottish guy and being like this is okay this is alright this is why I got into this. You just keep
Starting point is 01:17:03 lifting his kilt up to show you his dick. At least he'll be engaged. Oh, he's still awake. All right. Have you seen the Hannibal Buress doc about being there? I've heard. I need to watch that.
Starting point is 01:17:15 You should check that out. It really gives you a good feel for what it's like. Because he does shows every day for a month. And it's like there's parts of it that are exhilarating and also parts that are exhausting. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I need to watch that. Because I am a little overwhelmed by just's parts of it that are exhilarating and also parts that are exhausting and sad. I need to watch that because I am a little overwhelmed by just the idea of it. People keep saying like, oh, it's worth it. It's really fun.
Starting point is 01:17:31 Don't use the same strategy you used here tonight. What if it would have worked? Get your shit together before Edinburgh. Don't go in with some half-ass strategy. I mean, Ringo was the answer once. Yeah. Oh, no, that part of it
Starting point is 01:17:53 I don't have a problem with, but that part of it also doesn't matter. The last game we play is the one where you've got to really make all the right moves. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:02 And you could have been like, where were you at? You could have been like 11 names. You weren't in that movie, were you? What? All the right moves and you could have been like, where were you at? You could have been like 11 names. You weren't in that movie, were you? What? All the right moves.
Starting point is 01:18:09 No. You were Chuck Yeager. It's important to know for next time. Doug Millard, what do you got to plug? I just like you on stage panicking
Starting point is 01:18:19 going, Ringo, Ringo. You can just find me on all the social media. Make all sorts of dumb shit out there.ingo, Ringo. You can just find me on all the social media. Make all sorts of dumb shit out there. Those t-shirts you made
Starting point is 01:18:31 for John Segar were hilarious. Oh, God, yeah. It's Doug M-E-L-L-A-R-D. That's correct. On all the social media. You can catch me touring and then also, I'm going to...
Starting point is 01:18:43 You're going to fuck what? I'm going to be on tour and also I'm going to be fucking. You want to check that out? Lots of fucking. You can find that online and you can find me on Grindr,
Starting point is 01:19:02 Tinder. I'll be taping a follow-up to my album Fart Safari called On Stand-Up Records at July 31st, the last weekend
Starting point is 01:19:14 of July at the Velveeta Room in Austin, Texas. It's going to be called Fart Safari 2, Fart Harder. Put a lot of thought into that.
Starting point is 01:19:24 I got so excited. I thought of you for some reason. I was like, Doug is going to love this. I've been waiting to tell you this for so long. Is that based on the Rob Schneider movie of the same name? I hope your next project is called Fart School Confidential.
Starting point is 01:19:42 Go on and on with the fart puns. Wait, with a vengeance? Farther he does what he pleases. You ever been caught between a fart in New York City? Twice. Thank you to all of my guests tonight three of the best
Starting point is 01:20:07 Sam Levine David Huntsberger Doug Millard May 14th I'm going to be in Denver doing a couple shows a movie interruption
Starting point is 01:20:17 and a Doug Loves Movies so go to DougLovesMovies.com to find out more about those two shows and also back here in Los Angeles at Meltdown Comics So go to DougLoseMovies.com to find out more about those two shows. And also back here in Los Angeles at Meltdown Comics on May 15th. As always, neighbors are a shithead.
Starting point is 01:20:40 That's what you wanted me to say? You got a real issue with your neighbors? She's just not a Zac Efron to... They're in your... They're all in... They're all in your business? Oh, Zac Efron. I thought you...
Starting point is 01:20:52 It was you with the broomstick on the ceiling. Keep it down! But it's the movie. Okay. Oh, no, no. I take it... Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi.
Starting point is 01:21:00 Wow. That's that neighbors. That's... Yeah, that's the old school neighbors. Yeah, old school. All right. Well..., well Whatever it is, I hope you've gotten your anger out At the movie or your actual neighbors
Starting point is 01:21:15 You excited about Baywatch? Doug's been asking everyone Doug has a podcast Doug Millard asks people about Zac Efron you watch Baywatch and
Starting point is 01:21:34 there's a person called Steven AST or is his name pronounced AST AST Steven AST one more time it says he's a shithead and it says AST? AST? Steven AST? One more time. It says he's a shithead and it says AST is
Starting point is 01:21:47 an ass. See, this is what I was trying to prevent. Yeah, you were trying to stop this from happening. I was trying to stop that from happening to no avail. Once again, today's episode is brought to you in part by Bosch. Bosch is back for a third season.
Starting point is 01:22:04 Titus Welliver, he's amazing, stars as Detective Harry Bosch, an honest cop driven by a dark past who is obsessed with punishing criminals no matter what the cost. Based on the best-selling novels by Michael Connelly, stream season 3 now on Amazon Prime.
Starting point is 01:22:19 It's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies

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