Doug Loves Movies - Samm Levine, Geoff Tate and Erika Jensen guest
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Hey everybody, Producer Ryan here. Just a quick heads up that the audio on this episode isn't the best at the beginning,
but then it clears up at about 16 minutes in, and then there's a quick dropout where about 15 seconds of audio is lost,
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Doug hates candy wrappers, sweetie, baby, sticky seeds.
With 50 azepam or kernels in his teeth, there's still not one that he won't see.
Because Doug loves movies. Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds
With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies I swear to you that I was not back there running the music.
I was just like, play it once all the way through.
Hey everybody!
My name is Doug and I love movies!
This is I Love Movies! Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies!
This is Doug Loves Movies!
Coming to you once again from the Traverse City Film Festival in Traverse City, Michigan!
Oh yeah! Here we go!
Here we are in the Old Town Playhouse.
OTP.
Yeah, you know me.
It's Wednesday, August 1st, 2018,
and I'd like to see some pure Michigan name tags.
I saw that one on the Internet today, Mary Ann Nihilation.
Very nice work there. And your name's Maryann?
I'm smart.
Dominions.
What's your name, dude?
Dom.
So you added Dom to Minions.
Dom, Dominions.
I love it.
Mission Dan Possible?
Okay, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
No, great job, dude.
Tracy Hart
instead of Crazy Hart.
I like it. Mark of the Penguins.
There's lots of good ones. We've established
that, I think. We've got a couple of
rank amateurs there on the side
that wrote stuff on a
8x5 piece of white paper. The dude closest to
the wall, what does yours say? Cole Sablanca, because your name is Cole? You just scribbled
that on a piece of paper. I think you have a chance tonight. These people that put in
all this hard work, they won't feel bad.
All right, and what's the one next to you?
You point at him.
What's it say?
Brokeback Matthew.
Okay, I hope you get chosen.
Who doesn't love Brokeback Matthew?
All right, but great job, everybody.
I know this is a film festival,
so if you're attending the festival,
you've got to really get it together to make name tags, so I appreciate even Colsa Blanca for his efforts.
Doug Plugs, got lots of stuff going on here in Traverse City.
Friday night I'm doing a Benson movie
interruption of the classic film
Twister over at the State
Theater at
I call it a midnight movie, but for
some reason the start time is listed as
11.59 and I guess that has
something to do with state laws or something
or being near a lake
and if you like things that are free be sure to come see me and other funny folk probably my
guests here tonight will be there we're going to do a panel about comedy as we do every year but
now it's no longer early in the morning it's at three in the afternoon and uh today i got conflicting reports it's either at
the city opera house or here at the old town playhouse so just go to both that'll be on
saturday at three o'clock and then i've also got a douglas movies back in los angeles at the ucb
theater on tuesday and then shows coming up in or, Las Vegas, Cleveland, Kansas City, and more.
For all the deets and dates, go to DouglasMovies.com.
That's DouglasMovies.com!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, no!
We got an eagle hater in the front row.
Who can say enough of the eagle?
That's not patriotic.
But, yeah, people have decided to cacaw at the end of that,
and I don't know.
Maybe I just won't say my website name anymore.
That's the only way I can think of to get them to stop.
We got three guest chairs.
Now, there's always a lot of great filmmakers here at the Traverse City Film Festival,
but there's not a lot of uproarious comedy.
These are movies that change lives, not, you know, Beer Fest, which changed my life.
But it just pushed me closer to weed is all that did.
But I'm just saying that, you know, by Saturday for the comedy panel, I think we'll have a good group of filmmakers.
But someone that was going to join us tonight, his plane was late.
And then there's another person that was suggested, but I just don't.
I was like, you know what?
I think the third guest should be an attendee of the Traverse City Film Festival.
should be an attendee of the Traverse City Film Festival.
And his name is
Cole Sablanca. No.
Of all the theaters in all the
countries in all the world,
you walked into mine.
Play it, Sam.
Okay, so, believe me, I'm going to run out of Cole Sablanca references really fast,
but I do know this.
This is the beginning of a wonderful friendship.
How's the line go?
It's beautiful.
It's a classic line. And I'm like,
this has been an okay relationship
starter.
Okay, so
to determine
who the third
player is going to be, I
want to see a show of hands of people.
Let me tell you all the
stipulations. Let me get
out all the stipulations because one of them is he can't be wearing teal.
So you are already out, sir.
Keep that hand down.
Oh, you're going to go shirtless on me.
You know how I love Bert Kreischer.
Okay, so for those of you that have never listened to Douglas movies
or been to this here before,
we usually have three amazing guests. Tonight we have two great guests and one person that's amazing
in this audience. That's what you have to be to raise your hand, sir. Amazing. You have
to know movie trivia. You have to be a listener of the show so you don't get too confused by the games. See that guy over there just go, fuck!
I was so in until he said that!
And, yeah,
you have to be willing to come up here, and I don't
think we got stairs installed,
so
there's a chair right there.
I put that there. I didn't think it would last.
Because that seems sketchy.
It seems like a dangerous way to get up onto the stage.
There's someone here who'll actually escort people down a hallway,
and it's going to be great.
So, I need three people.
So now go ahead and raise your hands
if you want to be one of those people.
Have you been on the stage before? Yeah, so you're disqualified.
His efforts. Doug plugs. Got lots of stuff going on here in Traverse City. Friday night,
I'm doing events and movie interruption of the classic film Twister over at the State Theater at I call it a midnight movie, but for
some reason the start time is listed as
11.59, and I guess that has
something to do with state laws or something
or being near a lake.
And if you like things that are free, be sure
to come see me and other funny
folk. Probably my guests here tonight
will be there.
We're going to do a panel about comedy, as we do every year,
but now it's no longer early in the morning.
It's at 3 in the afternoon.
And today I got conflicting reports.
It's either at the City Opera House
or here at the Old Town Playhouse,
so just go to both.
That'll be on Saturday
at 3 o'clock. And then I've
also got a Douglas Movies back in
Los Angeles at the UCB
Theater on Tuesday, and
then shows coming up in Orlando,
Las Vegas, Cleveland, Kansas
City, and more. For all the
deets and dates, go to DouglasMovies.com
That's Douglas
Movies.com. That's douglosmovies.com!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, no!
We got an eagle hater in the front row.
Who can say enough
of the eagle? That's not patriotic.
But, yeah, people
have decided to cacaw at the end of that,
and I don't know. maybe i just won't say
my website name anymore that's the only way i could think of to get him to stop we got three
guest chairs now there's always a lot of great filmmakers here at the traverse city film festival
but there's not a lot of uproarious comedy these are are movies that change lives, not, you know, beer fest, which changed
my life, but it just pushed me closer to weed is all that did. But, uh, I'm just saying that,
uh, you know, by Saturday for the comedy panel, I think we'll have a good group of filmmakers,
but, uh, someone that was going to join us tonight, uh, his plane was late. And then,
uh, there's another person that was suggested, but I just don't...
I was like, you know what?
I think the third guest should be an attendee
of the Traverse City Film Festival.
And his name is Cole Sablanca. No.
Um... No, um... Of all the theaters in all the countries in all the world,
you walked into mine.
Play it, Sam.
Uh, okay, so...
Um, believe me, I'm gonna run out of colsa blanca references really fast but i do know this
this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship how's the line go it's a beautiful it's a classic
line and i'm like this has been part of this has been an okay relationship starter um okay so um Okay, so, to determine who the third player is going to be,
I want to see a show of hands of people.
Let me tell you all the stipulations.
Let me get out all the stipulations, because one of them is he can't be wearing teal.
So you are already out, sir.
Keep that hand down.
Oh, you're going to go shirtless on me.
You know how I love Bert Kreischer.
Okay, so for those of you that have never listened to Douglas movies
or been to this here before, we usually have three amazing guests.
Tonight we have two great guests and one person that's amazing in this audience.
That's what you have to be to raise your hand, sir.
Amazing.
You have to know movie trivia.
You have to be a listener of the show
so you don't get too confused by the games.
See that guy over there just go, fuck.
I was so in until he said that.
And, yeah, and you have to be willing to come up here.
And I don't think we got stairs installed.
So there's a chair right there.
I put that there.
I didn't think it would last.
Because that seems sketchy.
It seems like a dangerous way to get up onto the stage.
There's someone here who will actually escort people down a hallway.
And it's going to
be great.
So I need three
people. So now
go ahead and raise your hands if you want to be one
of those people. Have you been
on this stage before? Yeah, so you're disqualified.
But you were
great that one time you were on.
Okay, so let me just
see which three people. That guy,
that hand wave is really, it's working for me for some reason. Could you come up here,
sir? Yeah, but yeah, just go see her down there. Where's the lady that really wants
to play? Yeah, you right there going like that. Yeah. I'm so scared to describe people.
going like that. Yeah. I'm so scared to describe people. Hey, Baldy, go to the back. All right. And wow, everybody's pointing to one person. That scares me. That scares me as a concept.
I like people that are a little bit more docile up here. I love how old is this child you're
holding? Five months old. Thank God a five-month-old baby is here.
Because it's never too early for a baby to hear fucking swear words.
It looks like, is that baby going to make it through this whole thing?
But you're ready to run out if the baby starts crying?
No, you're just going to sit there and let us all suffer?
This isn't an airplane, lady. No, you're just going to sit there and let us all suffer?
This isn't an airplane, lady.
I'm having fun, that's all that matters.
Alright, I like this dude here with the red stripes.
Yeah, I just like your demeanor.
You're the opposite of the guy that was doing all the gestures. Yeah, but just go ahead there up to the back and they'll show
you where to come. And while all of them are being escorted in, I will tell you what I saw
today at the festival. I saw a movie called Diane and, which is great to see on a marquee.
Diane, just a lady's first name
what's happening over here?
some helpers in the line
so you're gifting them with a free popcorn?
the listeners of this podcast are going to be like
who just suddenly had a microphone?
alright so I'll tell you about Diane later.
Let me just say, no spoilers, I just won't tell you her last name.
Hey, you guys, everybody take a seat,
and let's start with you, young lady.
What's your name?
My name is Erica.
Erica, okay.
And are you from Traverse City?
No, I'm from Ann Arbor. Oh, okay. But a Michigander, nonetheless. Yeah? Okay. And are you from Traverse City? No, I'm from Ann Arbor.
Oh, okay. But a Michigander
nonetheless. Yeah, okay. And what
do you do there? I work for the
Great Lakes Commission. Ooh.
Are there any
like just, you know, lake commissions
that are only so-so?
No, we're the best.
Come on, best new friend.
Laugh at that one.
All right.
So the Great Lakes and you...
I protect the Great Lakes.
You protect them.
Well, okay.
Congratulations.
You're my favorite.
All right, dude.
What's your name?
I wish I had known both of you guys were wearing shorts because that's just not... All right, dude, what's your name? And I can't even, I just,
I wish I had known both of you guys were wearing shorts because that's, that's just not.
Who do you think you are, Michael Moore?
All right, so what's your name, sir?
I'm John.
John, sorry for calling you, sir.
And what do you do, John?
Until very recently, I did color...
Dude, you couldn't just...
I'm very excited.
I forgot her name.
You couldn't help me out?
It's Erica.
Erica.
Thank you, John.
It's Erica.
Thanks for your help, John.
Sorry.
And who's that guy to your left?
No idea.
All right.
Doesn't play well with others.
I'm getting the picture.
Your name is Matt.
Yes.
Hey,
Matt.
How's it going?
Great.
What do you do?
Where are you from?
I live in Traverse City and I work in commercial real estate.
Okay.
And,
um,
you think you'll be good at this?
Um, no. Okay. And you think you'll be good at this? No. This is so much fun because I'm going to
ask you each a question. You all get the same question. We'll start with you down there, Matt.
All you have to do is tell me, it's like beauty pageant style,
why, what makes you the best of the people on stage for being a guest on my show?
And after the three of you have spoken,
you each get two hours to talk,
and six hours from now,
I'm going to wake the audience up.
And then you all get to vote on who you would like to stay.
You, the audience, are going to decide which one of these three people gets to participate in the show today.
But you've already participated up to this point, so congratulations on that.
Matt, why should you be my third guest tonight?
The best reason I can come up with is I've been to every one of these since you've been coming to Traverse City.
So maybe you've seen five or six of them?
Yeah, I think so.
In that ballpark?
I think this will be my seventh, yeah.
Seventh? Okay.
Because we did it at the defunct comedy festival.
We did it there.
Yes.
And then a bunch of times at the film festival.
Okay.
All right, Matt.
I don't feel strongly
about you winning,
but I appreciate your support
and I'm very grateful
that you come to the show
every time.
John?
Hi, Doug.
I have never been here before.
It's my first time
at a festival here.
Okay.
I live in New York City.
I've seen you in New York
at the Gramercy several times. Okay. the podcast for what, 10 years now? How
long is it? I don't know. However long you've had it on.
Yeah, that's not great to ask me that.
That's true. I'm a big fan. I've been listening since how long you reckon it's been going
on? But I think we're pushing 12 years maybe.
Is it 12? Wow.
I think maybe, yeah.
Yeah. No, since the very beginning.
And I love your comedy.
I love movie trivia.
And, you know, the marriage of the two is just a lovely thing.
And I'm very happy to be here.
So, thanks.
Awesome.
I got no arguments with that answer.
Except I do appreciate Matt's brevity.
You said two hours.
I should have said, raise your hand if you want to get up here and get roasted.
Just going to make fun of everybody.
Erica, please answer the same question.
I, too, have been listening to the podcast since the beginning,
but this is my first DLM taping live, so I'm very excited.
And I grew up with the Leonard Maltin movie guide in my household.
But I'll probably get nervous
and choke up here.
Yeah, and we're not going to play the Leonard Maltin game, but
you know, I feel like you'd
be alright in the games if you
have that book and
studied it. Okay, guys.
This is it.
Audience vote.
And only clap for one person.
Make the person who comes in third really know it.
Let's start with Matt, everybody.
Who wants Matt to stay on the stage?
Solid.
That was a good reaction.
Who wants John to stick around?
How are you feeling, Erica?
Nervous.
Yeah?
But I protect the Great Lakes.
Oh, shit.
Last minute plea.
How about Erica?
Erica.
Goodbye, the patriarchy.
Thanks for coming, John and Matt.
I appreciate your attendance and your enthusiasm.
Oh, what a good sport.
Matt's like, see ya.
Good luck, Erica.
Now, could people know you know that you were on this?
Like, you're not listening to it while you should be saving lakes.
You know what I mean?
Just when I'm driving to go save lakes.
Okay, perfect.
Yeah, you got to drive.
You got to sit in that traffic.
You might as well listen to me.
Okay, so we could say your last name on the show?
Yes.
Okay, so what is it, Erica?
Jensen.
Oh, okay. S-S-E-N? Yes. Okay. All right, so please, just for formality, if you could get up and go to the wings here on the left, someone will
show you where to stand, and I will bring you out with the other two guests right after I talk about
this amazing prize bag.
Because it's a, you saw me wearing it when I walked in.
It's like a backpack bag that is from Comic-Con in San Diego.
And it says Aquaman on it.
And it's got, you know, since it's so big,
I was able to put a bunch of stuff in here,
including a poster that a guy made of American Werewolf in London. Oh, I wrote his info in the back. I'm so smart. Gonzo1392 on Twitter and GonzoTheNerdArt at Instagram. He
makes stuff like that and it's really cool. And then we got a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt.
Oh, Erica, don't forget to bring something for the prize bag.
shirt. Oh, Erica, don't forget to bring something for the prize bag. We got a hat from True TV on the back. It says super casual. And then from the bag they gave me for coming to this lovely
festival, I'm not going to be around long enough to redeem this, one free week at Yen Yoga and
Fitness. Yeah,
and after that free week, I'm sure they're like, thanks for coming. We're not going to
pressure you to come back. It was good knowing you. Some Douglas movie stickers. Oh, this
was fun. A cassette tape of the comedy of Tiffany Haddish. And, oh, did you guys know that Paul Newman
did salad dressing, popcorn, and also mints?
These are Paul Newman's own mints?
So that's amazing, right?
Salad, popcorn, and mints.
That's a three-course meal.
Thanks to good old Paul Newman.
Oh, some earplugs.
And, oh, I'm sorry, 3M Classic earplugs.
You know, in case you're worried about what style of earplugs they are.
These are classic.
Just like Colsa Blanca.
And then this thing is a little light that you can put on your keychain or something.
And I can't get it to work. so it's either broken or I am dumb.
But all of that's in the prize bag, plus the stuff brought by my guests.
Should we get them out here?
All right.
You know and love all three of these guests.
They've all been on the show before.
You don't know how to wait for your own name?
No.
Okay, don't.
It's okay.
We'll talk about it later.
We'll talk about it later.
We'll talk about it later.
I don't know how to get people to understand.
It's a podcast.
The audience would not be able to hear
all that stuff he was saying.
But anyway...
I'm all paranoid.
Are they coming out again?
I'd love it if Erica really did tell Sam to go,
even though he hadn't said his name yet.
Please give it up for
Jeff Tate, Erica Jensen,
and Sam the Ma'am Levine,
a.k.a.
Lil' Wolverine,
a.k.a. Lil' Logan.
Alright, let's say hi to them individually, starting with
this is only her second time
on the show.
Erica Jensen is here,
everybody!
Hi, Doug.
Now, in those few moments that you
were backstage, were lakes
saved or protected?
Always. You got some important
lake texts while you were back there? I did.
I love it. Always taking care of business.
I appreciate you taking time out
to be on the show. Also joining
us, this is his third
appearance on the show. Also joining us, this is his third appearance on the program.
It's funny, whichever one of you I say now,
you've both been on a lot.
It's Jeff Tate, everybody!
See, I forgot, I should have introduced you last.
Let's hear it for Sam Levine.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And also, apologies to the stage manager who I was crossed with.
But she was like, Jeff and I were talking, she's like,
he said my guess, he said your names, get out there.
And I was like, I don't, and then I wandered out. And I apologize about that.
I don't like to throw off the show.
That's like when they push you out in front of all the other students at the assembly in your underwear.
I can't believe Sam is calling me a stagehand.
We've known each other for years.
It was a two-person effort.
Jeff said yes and lovely gal.
I was like, yeah, man, get out there, Sam.
She said yes.
So? We didn't want to make you wait, Doug.
Oh, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
My pleasure.
And it's good to see you.
It's nice to see you.
Welcome to the festival.
This is your second Traverse City Film Festival.
Yes, this is two years in a row for me
and I'm thrilled to be back.
And I saw some good movies last year, and I've already
seen a few good ones. And
of course, the most attractive audience
in the country.
You know, you're not competing
to get a spot on the show, right?
Are you sure? Yeah. I'm pretty good at
pandering.
Okay, so I was starting to
tell everybody about the movie Diane.
We saw it together.
What were your thoughts on Diane?
It's a character-driven film, first off.
There's no explosions or car chases.
I imagine it is a movie that was not conceived for a straight, unmarried man in his 30s.
But that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it.
I imagine if you were a...
Talk more about that other guy.
I imagine if you were a woman above the age of 40
and maybe had a child,
this movie would speak a lot to you.
So I encourage all of the women,
and that's a lot of people, by the way,
in that group I just described.
They should all see the movie.
That's plenty of people that have a big, huge hit.
Yeah, there you go.
No, it's an underserved audience.
I couldn't agree with you more.
Michael Moore says people in this town
could not get enough of Book Club,
and I'm guessing those people
were that demo you just spoke of.
Yeah.
Yeah. But it played here for weeks I guess over at the State Theater and they
get a new movie every week they had to keep it Wow everyone was like book club
and then there's that great the great bookstore right near next door yeah so
you can go in there and talk about movies. You guys got anything me and my lady pals can beat off to?
Isn't that what that movie's about?
Was that, were you just doing a female character when you said that?
That was my impression of Candace Bergen.
Murphy Brown uses the expression beating off all the time.
And I just love it.
In real life, Murphy Brown doesn't.
She's a professional news person.
Oh, that's true.
But Candace Bergen in real life, probably she can say anything she wants.
We're going to find out.
All right, well.
The new Murphy Brown.
What?
They're bringing Murphy Brown back.
You know that.
Yeah, they're bringing it back.
But Eldon is dead.
I don't want to watch it.
Wow.
Okay. Yeah, I mean, with no Robert Pastorelli, he really carried it back. But Eldon is dead. I don't want to watch it. Wow. Okay.
Yeah, I mean, with no Robert Pastorelli,
he really carried that show.
Okay.
He's going to paint her house.
How many times have I told you
to save this shit for Doug Loves TV?
It's Jeff Tate, everybody!
Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! They did it the first time
I was like oh that's why I wanted to introduce him third
Because I forgot Sam that they'd all start chanting his name
Oh that's lovely
It's a thing now yeah
It's a thing that happens now
Is it going to your head Jeff?
No I don't think so
Alright
I mean I forgot they did it already
When they started to get it I was like oh yeah It's nice of them Jeff? No, I don't think so. Alright. I mean, I forgot they did it already.
They started to get it. I was like, oh yeah.
It's nice of them.
So we have the prize bag that I have filled with stuff
that I brought, but each of you
brought something tonight.
Thank you for that. Tell us what you
have for the bag, Erica.
I brought a Jeff Tate CD.
Oh, okay.
It's not signed, though.
Oh, it's not signed?
Well, let's fix that.
Let's get your signature on it, Erica.
You gotta sign that thing.
She's going to sign it.
Beautiful.
That is great.
That is a great gift.
Jeff Tate, people are what people make them.
Signed by Erica Jensen.
What do you have there, Jeff?
I also have a copy of my album, The People Are What People Make Them.
I brought two. I thought I only brought one, but I brought two.
So here you go.
All right, now you'll have two.
Some lucky winner will have two of those. Give one to a friend.
All right, let me sign this one it's like the perfect
way to remember that you could listen to that
on Spotify
you just look at it
and be like oh yeah this is probably on YouTube
and I brought Dog Man 2
the wrath of the litter listen and I brought Dog Man 2,
The Wrath of the Litter.
Listen.
Jeff, before you go too hard on this movie,
it was made locally.
I'm not going to go hard on it.
I'm giving it away because I've got this one already.
Is that for real? Yeah, I got it in a different
prize bag like a couple years ago. And I haven't watched it because I can't find Dog Man 1 anywhere.
But this sentence right here, the first sentence of the description is this. It's been a year
since the Dog Man terrorized this Midwestern community and nearly killed Hank Purvis
but now things
have settled down and everyone has gotten
back to their routine.
In just one
year, the whole town went from
not knowing about a Dog Man to being
okay with there being a Dog Man.
In just
one calendar year, they're like, what the
fuck is that? Oh, a Dog Man. And then a year later, they're like, what the fuck is that? Oh, a dog man.
And then a year later, they're like, yeah, dog man.
Get your dog man shirts and snow globes and shit.
We sell dog man stuff here.
We pass that down.
I don't even care if dog man shows up in that one.
Just a town that's cool with a dog man.
I want to hear stories about people in that town.
But there's a litter of grown Dog man pups
How did I not get offered one of those parts?
Oh my god
And then I think they made a pun without even meaning to
There's these dog man pups
Embarking on
On their terrifying destiny
and standing over seven feet tall,
they are a bad batch.
They have to be stopped.
Wait, they're seven feet tall dog pups?
Dog pupmans?
The tagline on the front is,
they're not just pups anymore.
So is that what Dog Man 1 was about?
Is puppy Dog Man?
I almost didn't put it in the bag.
I apologize.
I tried to keep it.
Sam, what have you got for us?
All right.
We got these Green Town Foods apple chips,
because I know everybody likes a good apple chip.
Hang on to this.
No, I got it.
You have a whole bag of shit. You can just pass the bag when you get to the...
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's probably a better idea.
Alright, I have... Let's see.
I have some chocolate
from... I changed my mind.
Give me the apple chips.
Murdoch's fudge.
Oh, boy. Murdoch's fudge The latest issue of spirituality and health Let's see
Oh
I was going to say right into her chakra.
That's a great joke, dude.
No, I didn't want that.
I just wanted the chips.
It's such a shame the audio-only crowd will have no idea.
Look, some seaweed snacks.
Everybody throws those out eventually.
And some wine or champagne.
Yeah, it's sparkling wine.
There you go.
That's exciting.
And no, you want me to hang on to this?
And then, of course, Dog Man 2,
the wrath of the litter.
Because you couldn't call each other and, you know, one of you bring Dog Man 1?
It didn't work out that way,
but here's what I want. Obviously, the winner of this
prize bag is going to have two copies of
Dogman 2. Do not
give one away. Keep them both
next to each other on your shelf,
and then when people ask about it,
offer no explanation.
Act like you can't even see them.
Yeah. Be like,
what are you talking about?
There haven't been Dogman DVDs for years.
Our Dogman DVD died on this mantel 14 years ago.
Hey, Jeff, are you still a baby thief?
Because I'm worried about this kid in the front row.
No, no, no.
You gave that up?
I have not stolen a baby in like maybe two years.
Good for you.
There's a baby here.
That's not a bit.
No, there really is a baby right over there.
The baby's loving the show.
Laughs at everything you've said.
That's why I got us to you younger.
That's why they brought the baby.
The baby's a fan.
You know, I do good with babies.
I'm a baby's best comic.
What?
I'm sorry I even made that joke, Jeff.
And that baby's laughing his ass off.
We'll see. We'll see how that goes.
One more question
before we get to the game portion of the
show. Erica,
what was the last movie that you saw?
The last movie I
saw was Leave No Trace.
Oh, okay. So you saw it here Leave No Trace. Oh, okay.
So you saw it here?
I did not.
Oh.
But it was playing this afternoon.
That's another movie Sam saw today.
That's correct.
I should have lied and said I did.
Yeah, that's okay.
And what did you think of Leave No Trace?
It was good.
Yeah?
What's it about?
It's about a father and daughter who are living in the woods outside of Portland.
Okay, I'm out.
Yep.
It's not very uplifting.
Yeah, nothing good could happen to a father and daughter living in the woods outside of Portland.
He's a veteran with PTSD.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah, so it's not very uplifting to talk about. Do you know who the two actors are playing those parts?
I think the lead actor is Ben Foster.
Oh, yeah, he's always good, but scary.
He always plays scary characters.
He's not scary in this.
Okay, good.
And I can't remember the actress's name
who plays the daughter.
Sam?
Nope.
All right, well, you're both eliminated.
Congratulations, Jeff.
I totally know her name, but I'm not even going to say it.
She's very good.
She's good, though?
She's really good.
All right, cool.
Jeff, what was the last movie you saw?
Mission Impossible Fallout.
It is the best movie I have ever seen.
It is, oh my God. It is the best movie I've ever seen. It is, oh my God.
It is unbelievable.
It is the best movie.
I've seen it twice.
I smiled the whole time.
I just sat, I just was like.
Look at him go.
Right?
So is that going to be a good movie for you and the other ladies to beat off to?
I mean, I don't know if they got, is there a novelization of it?
That we can all read?
Isn't that what that movie was about?
They all got Fifty Shades of Grey?
I think so, yes.
And then what?
They just read it and didn't beat off to it?
I'm sorry that I've read between the lines.
I think the book just changed their lives.
It's like a bunch of characters whose lives changed
because they read that book.
I think.
I haven't seen it.
Sam, you saw Leave No Trace today, too.
I did.
You didn't like it as much as Erica.
No, I did.
I enjoyed it, but I just said I wish.
It left me wanting more.
I didn't feel like the Ben Foster's PTSD thing,
they really didn't get into it much,
and I felt like that was a deeper
well that they could have
explored. Deeper lake? Sure.
Okay.
Well, lake, anything that has
depth to it, that they could have
explored more. Yeah, well,
I don't know if Eric is spending any time saving
wells, but
caves? Are we playing a new game? Lord Boar. Yeah, well, I don't know if Eric is spending any time saving wells, but...
Caves?
Are we playing a new game?
Things that are deep.
Caves.
You have to start with wells before you can get upgraded to lakes.
Ryan Gosling's eyes.
Oh, my God.
So deep.
so deep how long is this
Mission Impossible
fallout Jeff
is it another
too long one
time does not exist
while watching
this Mission Impossible
movie
you were
it is like being
on a roller coaster
I saw it with
the second time
I saw it with my mom
because I was like
this is too good a movie
for her to not see.
I caught her up on the franchise
on the drive to the theater.
I told her about the first five real quick.
And then we saw Fallout.
And the whole time she was like,
are these those rumble seats?
They weren't.
That's just how good that movie is.
The whole time she's moving.
Yeah, it's fucking, oh, my God.
It's like a roller coaster, but for two and a half hours,
and you can have candy and be as high as you want.
Did you legitimately catch her up on the first five movies
on the drive to the theater?
Yeah.
I mean...
Can I have ten seconds of what that sounded like?
Ethan Hunt.
Right?
That already sounds like the punchline of a dirty joke.
That's the first ten seconds, Sam.
You didn't give me enough.
I can't talk fast just because you arbitrarily said a ten-second time.
I don't want to take a breath.
But didn't you just say to her five times in a row,
he thinks he's working for somebody
but then they double cross him and then somebody pulls
their face off and then he runs or hangs off
a building and then
there's another one. I mean they're all just nonsense.
No basically
I told her
about when everybody that was in
that was going to be a fallout
when they showed up.
Like in the series.
Because the whole time she was...
Oh, you're like, that guy's been in the movie since the third one?
Or that guy's been in it since the beginning, like Ving Rhames?
Yeah, yeah, so she can get like...
That was it, just so she would know who these people were.
I don't think that would have helped at all, probably.
But it sounds like you guys worked it out.
Listen, man, I know that my mom is going to spend the whole time
the whole movie going who's that?
And I'm like I mean I'm watching the same movie as you.
I had to say that
we watched The Spy Who Dumped Me
like an early release
and she leans over 10 minutes in
and goes who's that?
I got here when you did.
What are you talking about?
I don't fucking know who that is yet.
I imagine the movie will tell us.
Well, tell us about that movie.
It was hilarious.
Yeah?
Yeah, I loved it.
Kate McKinnon.
Yeah, Kate McKinnon is so funny.
Amelia Kunis is very funny.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
That's also good.
I mean, it's no Mission Impossible
Fallout, but it's not its fault.
I know that the last
movie that Sam saw was
Jane Fonda in Five Acts, because we
just watched that together. That's true.
That's pretty good, eh? It was very entertaining.
There was a lot I did not know about
Ms. Fonda that I am quite
fond of.
I'll see myself out.
Yeah, no,
it was really good. And that'll be on HBO in like
two or three weeks, I think. Yeah.
It's the HBO documentary films
or whatever. And
over two hours long of just chronicling
her whole life. And she's
done a lot of stuff.
She's lived a very
active life. She's been very busy for the last
some odd six decades.
I was a little sad we had to leave
when we still had a few minutes left to go
to get over here to do this show.
And I was sad because I want to
know if she lives or dies.
I'm okay not knowing.
That'd be a crazy twist ending
because she was here today.
All right.
This is a part of the show.
Turn it off, Bert.
Let the games begin!
Erica, Jeff, and Sam
are all going to pick one each name tag
who they'd like to play on behalf of tonight.
And Sam went right for the one that has his face on it five times.
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Back to the show.
We're back.
See, that part wasn't even in the show, Jeff.
Great job, everybody.
Lots of great name tags were chosen.
Let's start with Erica.
Who are you playing on behalf of tonight?
I'm playing for Lydia, or Lydia Shop of Horrors.
Oh, that's cute.
Nice.
Very well done.
You picked it because it's a colorful poster?
And I like the movie.
It's a good movie.
Let's go to Sam.
Who are you playing for, Sam?
I am playing for Marianne Annihilation.
Marianne Annihilation.
Your face is all over that thing.
Yeah, she put my face on the body
of every single female character in the movie.
And also, Doug, your face is in the movie. And also,
Doug, your face is in
the upper corner here. Yeah, just
in the clouds. Just ominously looking
over everything.
Yeah, I'm coming in to annihilate
everything. Yeah, every time I look at
Natalie Borman, I'm like, how did I not get that part?
And this explains why.
Terrific.
She's just better at being a girl than I am.
I saved the best for last.
Who are you playing for, Jeff?
Costa Blanca.
I think it's...
Then why did you pick that?
Well, coleslaw is my favorite food.
And Blanca is my favorite Street Fighter character.
So I was like, this guy's just right.
This guy just wants to be friends.
So coles the Blanca.
Now it makes sense.
I wondered why you were eating at Slaw and Order so often.
Slaw and Order.
Because you love coleslaw.
Okay.
They do this.
They go, ding, ding.
Order up.
Right?
It's great.
Like, we all play.
Like, oh, nice.
Is that me?
The legal justice system allows the eating of as much coleslaw as you want.
There's never just one waiter.
These are the stories of people who like coleslaw.
Every server is two beleaguered
old servers just like, oh,
it's me and my partner. What's going on?
Tell us why you came in here today.
Do you always wear these shoes?
They're detectives. Anyway. I swear
if I did Doug Loves TV, you'd come on and talk
about movies.
I forgot what it was. But good luck, Cole.
Good luck to everybody.
I feel like this is going to be a, oh, look at these fresh waters. Thank you so much.
Ooh, they got ice in them, too.
No, Jeff doesn't need one.
I wanted that one.
I'm sorry you don't have
tables to put them on, but
we'll think of that in time for next
year's show.
What's happening? Are you really giving that to me?
Oh, this is like the gift of the Magi.
What do you mean?
What are you giving him?
Mine with the
No ice in it
Wait
I thought they both got fucked
In the gift of the magi
This is just a gift where only one of them
Gets fucked
This is like half a monkey paw
Oh yuck this has vodka in it
Not really.
Let's play some games, you guys.
Starting with something called Purple Rain Man.
In this game, it's a movie mashup title.
First person on the stage to correctly tell me the mashup title.
It's two titles mashed together.
I'll tell you the stars of these mashup movies.
And you know how this works, right, Erica?
Okay.
You have your microphone like you know you're going to participate.
I'll just sit this one out.
You got gotta be fast
These guys look at how ready they are
I don't know
I'm pretty tired today Doug
I watched a lot of movies
Oh my god
You shrugging got a bigger laugh
Than
Than lots of other things we've said
Alright here we go
The listeners are gonna be, what was so funny?
This movie, third build in this movie,
are Patrick Fugit and someone named Shane Broly.
Yeah, that is, that's a tough one.
I don't imagine anyone will get it from that.
Oh, Sam's got tough one. I don't imagine anyone will get it from that. What?
Oh, Sam's got some ideas.
He's got such a limited filmography.
Use your microphone, boys.
Oh, you're going with who gets limited?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how much Shane Broly's been in.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Okay.
What were you going to say?
I was going to say, no, no.
I can't come up with a second one, so keep going.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't want to give away too much.
You wouldn't be giving away anything, I promise you.
I just gave something away.
Okay.
John Leguizamo and Scott Speedman
well
it's not almost famous
I'll tell you that much
right
because Johnny Legs was not in
Almost Famous. No, sir.
And it wouldn't have surprised me to find out
that Crudup
and Hudson were billed first
and second in Almost Famous. Is it the
White Oleander Tapes?
Anderson Tapes? White
Ole Anderson Tapes?
Is there a movie called The Anderson Tapes?
There is, in fact, a movie called the Anderson tapes.
I got it! It was made before
Scott Speedman was born.
But here's your third
and top billed person
in these two movie mashups.
This is a tough one, so if you do know
in the audience, please stay
quiet about it.
Jason Schwartzman and Kate Beckinsale. And I've got a backup game ready to go if no one has the answer,
because this is a tough one. It was submitted to me on Twitter. Somebody on Twitter suggested
this. I was like, oh, that's going to be tough.
Let's see if Jeff can get it.
Let's see if he's got enough beard to work this out.
I just got it trimmed up, man.
A week ago, I would have had enough beard to get this for sure.
But now I can only get one of the titles.
Sam, anything?
I got nothing, Doug.
Erica?
What was that first name again?
Patrick Fugit?
No, no, no.
Schwarzman.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Top belt is Schwarzman.
Schwarzman and Beckinsale.
Yeah.
Anything?
Jeff?
No.
Is the Beckinsale movie whiteout? No. Yeah. anything Jeff no is the
is the Beckinsale movie white out
no
yeah
yeah this was tough I'm sorry
apologize for how tough this was
spunder world
huh
spunder
world
yeah there's a movie called Spun with Fugit and Legs and Schwartzman,
and then a movie called Underworld, which is more known.
But I don't know this Shane Broly guy, but I don't know if he was a vampire or a wolf.
I'm surprised that Bill Nighy doesn't get a top three in Underworld.
Yeah, me too.
I didn't know he was in it, but sure.
I mean, our friend of the show, Michael Sheen.
Oh, sure.
Is a fourth build, according to IMDb. All right, we got to play a different game, because that didn't work out.
And fortunately, we have the power of editing at our disposal. No, we won't cut that out.
No, we won't cut that out But
Let's play live, die, repeat
I'm going to say the title of a movie
First one of you to repeat it back correctly wins
I got to take my stamp
The full title, you have to get the full title
Absolutely correct
Here we go
Man
Dog
Two
The Wrath of the Litter
That is correct Dog Man 2 Dog... Two... The Wrath of the Litter. Man Dog Two, The Wrath of the Litter.
That is correct.
Dog Man Two, Dog Man Two, The Wrath of the Litter.
Oh, did I say it wrong?
Yes, you did.
I called it Man Dog?
It's called Dog Man Two, The Wrath of the Litter.
Not Man Dog.
Man Dog is ridiculous.
All right.
Jeff is our winner.
But that's...
But I did not...
You did not say it correctly.
That's part of it.
You have to say the title correctly first.
What's that?
You have to say it first?
Correctly?
Yeah, I never did, but then Jeff did.
Yeah, but that's like you saying...
He's the first one to say it correctly.
I said it wrong.
That's not how this game is possible.
He's the first person to say it correctly.
Fine.
That's fine.
It's not worth fighting over
because he only gets to go first in the
next game, and I'm so excited about this
next game. We'll start with Jeff, then we'll go
to Erica, and Sam will get
the third shot at this.
It's a brand new game
I came up with that's just like another
game we played recently.
You guys loved when we played...
I'm trying to remember what it was called.
You loved Dumelefont.
You couldn't get enough
of Dermot McDermot.
You were blown away by Plumbersly.
Plumbersly.
Tonight, we're going to play Fonda footage.
Fonda footage.
Jane Fonda is right here at Traverse City as I speak.
Thank you guys for coming to this instead of going to see her.
And we're going to start with Jeff.
I'll name a movie.
You tell me if it features Jane Fonda, Peter Fonda, or Henry Fonda.
Yeah, if you miss, Jeff, then Erica gets to go.
And if she misses, the third person should get it right unless they're dumb.
No pressure.
Yeah.
You'd be surprised.
Uh-huh.
That's part of what I love about this game.
All right, you got it, Jeff?
Yeah.
Okay.
Which one, Jane, Peter, or Henry, was in a movie called Tall Story?
Henry Fonda.
No.
Erica.
Peter Fonda
No, Sam
What are my options again?
Bridget Fonda or Jane Fonda
I want to say Bridget
even though I know that was not one of the given options
So I'll go with
Jane Fonda
That is correct, it's Jane Fonda
Oh god, it feels so good to back into a correct answer
Alright Sam, you're on the board with one point
We start again with Jeff
Jeff, Peter, Henry, or Jane
Walk on the wild side
Jane Fonda.
That is correct.
Yeah.
Jeff and Sam each have one.
Here we go to Erica.
Which one was in
The Game is Over?
Peter Fonda.
No.
Sam.
Jane Fonda.
That's correct.
Sam has two, Jeff has one.
Eric is always great to have on the show.
I have no hope against these two.
Oh, I don't know.
We'll see.
Who got that last point?
I got it.
Sam.
Sam.
Okay, so we'll start with Jeff again.
Jeff, which one was in Hurry Sundown?
Oh, that's got to be Henry Fonda.
No. Erica. Jane Fonda. No.
Erica.
Jane Fonda.
That is correct. Erica's on the board.
Two for Sam, one for Jeff, one for Erica.
Sam, you get to go first.
Which one was in a movie called Spirits of the Dead?
Seems like a tough one.
But I'm going to say Jane Fonda.
Jane Fonda is correct.
Yeah.
Jeff.
Who is in a movie called Roll Over?
Say Bridget. That for Over? Say Bridget.
That for sure.
Say Bridget.
Is Henry Fonda.
No.
Erica.
Jane Fonda.
Jane is correct.
It's Jane Fonda.
All right.
So how many points do each of you have?
Sam has two.
Eric has two.
Jeff has one.
Okay, Jeff, you're out.
We're starting with Sam and then going to Erica. This is
the tiebreaker.
But Jeff, get ready to steal.
Oh.
All right.
Sam?
Yep.
Peter, Henry, Jane.
Tammy and the Doctor.
Jane Fonda.
Incorrect.
Erica.
Peter Fonda.
That is correct.
Erica is our winner.
I knew I should have said Danny Elfman.
He's married to Bridget Fonda.
That's too deep.
Too deep.
This will was too deep.
Sorry.
No, I am.
I got an interesting text while whatever you were saying was going on.
What could be more interesting?
Oh, I wish I could share it.
I wish I could share it, but you know,
test results are mine and mine to keep.
All right, that's fair.
It's the texture of Danny.
I did really well on my SATs.
I'd take them every year for fun.
Can you do that?
Can you take the SATs as a grown-up?
Yeah, I mean, I don't want to get into my own movies,
but the film's super high on me.
I take the SATs high and not high,
and I did better when I was high.
Because you know what?
When I wasn't high, I didn't try.
I rigged the system.
Was that a Dr. Seuss book?
When I was high, I didn't try?
Yeah. Wanted to go to theuss book? When I was high, I didn't try? Yeah.
Wanted to go to the sky, but then I thought why?
Alright, so
who won
that? Oh, Erica won that. So she gets to go first
in Last Man Stanton.
Yeah.
It's really sweeping the nation, this one, this game.
People love it.
We're going to get the name of an actor or actress.
You each get to take turns naming movies
that that person has been in.
If you can't think of one, then you're out.
And each of you has one lifeline.
Sam can go to...
Marianne.
Marianne.
And Jeff can go to Cole.
Cole's law over there.
Cole's law.
Cole's law.
Give us a wave.
You could have done a name tag that said Cole Gringo.
Starring Jane Fonda.
And then Erica
is playing for Lydia
and so Lydia is her lifeline.
And I like to play along in this game
because it's fun.
And I don't know
what name we're going to use.
So we get to go to the audience.
I pre-selected somebody on Twitter
who guaranteed me
was like, you're not going to believe
who we got for you
what name I've got for you
he says that he thinks it's never been
used on the show before
I'd be surprised if that's true
where is Johnny10451
that's me Doug
I'm glad you waited for all five of those numbers
on the off chance
that there was a Johnny one, oh, four,
five, three
in the house.
How's it going, Johnny?
Well, I'm not
on the stage. Oh, you were one of the guys
that almost got up here.
Holy shit, you are a fan of the show.
Yeah, well, that worked out pretty good, because if you were sitting up here, that'd be cheating are a fan of the show. Yeah, well that worked out pretty good
because if you were sitting up here, that'd be cheating.
Not when you hear my name. Oh, it's a bad
one? Jane Fonda.
Are you serious? That was the one.
I fucking love it because now they have to
try to remember all those titles I was just
saying.
That's perfect.
You're my hero.
Yeah, great job, Johnny.
Yeah, I don't think we've used her name on the show before.
Okay, so, I mean, we know she wasn't in Tammy and the Doctor.
So that narrows it down a little bit.
Now, okay, so I've got to recuse myself from this game
because they're all written down.
I've got, or actually, I'll just use the ones
I wrote down here, every time
it comes to me. Alright.
If you guys beat me to them,
then great, but otherwise, it's
extra tough for you.
Let's start
with Erica, and go to
Jeff, and then Sam, and then me.
What do you got there, Erica?
Monster-in-law.
Okay.
You don't remember any of the ones I said?
Once I figured out the game, I stopped listening to the titles.
All right, can you name all of the lakes that you're trying to help?
Yes.
Okay, that's the important thing.
Monster-in-law you went with. Okay, great. That was Jane F Monster-in-Law you went with.
Okay, great.
That was Jane Fonda returned to acting
with that movie I learned today.
She was married to Ted Turner
and living on a ranch.
And she was like, I want more out of life.
And then she went and made Mother a Monster-in-Law.
Jeff.
What's the matter?
I don't remember any of the i'm so excited the whole time that you were like we're gonna get a name i was like as long like as
long as it's not jane fonda like i'll be all right if it's not jane fonda and then that fucking guy
i was like oh here's what'll be embarrassing why don't you all say how much you weigh
or wait I mean Jane Fonda
right what a fucking
what a dick anyway
um
nine to five
it's playing right now
on the uh the big screen
out in the park uh here at the festival
yeah yeah it's pretty
cool it is cool.
I'll go with
Coming Home.
Coming Home, yes, of course.
Academy Award winning.
She won one of her two Oscars for that one.
Okay, I'm going to
go with a movie called
Tall Story.
That was the one I came closest to remembering.
Yeah, I was going like big story or something.
I couldn't remember.
Okay, Erica?
I think I have to go to my lifeline already.
Okay, let's go to Lydia.
Where's Lydia at?
Oh, she says Barbarella.
Barbarella.
You're going with Barbarella.
Good call, because that isarella. Barbarella. You're going with Barbarella. Good call, because that is correct.
Barbarella.
Jeff?
Book club.
See, there's a whole team of people working over there for Jeff.
That doesn't make me feel good at all.
Oh, man.
Did you read that book, Movie Club?
I read the book,
The Novelization of the Movie, Book Club.
Yeah?
I mean, I beat off of that, but...
Just the cover.
All right, Sammy.
Clute.
Oh, yeah, Clute. Oh, yeah, Clute.
Oh, wait, you did just watch a documentary.
That's exactly right.
I just watched a documentary about her and all her films.
Although I did know Clute and Coming Home.
Sure, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yeah.
I'm not accusing you of saying something you just saw.
I just am doing that.
Sorry.
I'm going to go with Walk on the Wild Side.
Now we're back to Erica. She doesn't
seem confident.
Was that documentary
called Five Fondas?
Oh!
I like this. I like what we're doing here.
Let me try to help you out.
What's her full name?
Jane Fonda.
Uh-huh.
Five lives of Jane Fonda.
How many chapters do you think she's had in her life?
Five.
Yeah, five what?
Lives.
It's true.
Each of her husbands, first her dad,
and then her husbands all murdered her.
Like a cat, she just kept coming back.
Oh, I just thought of another one of her movies
that's not on here.
But anyway.
Jane Fonda.
Blank.
5X.
Blank 5X Jane Fonda 5 times
It's fine I'm out
You know what I'm gonna try to lobby
The movie's not out yet
HBO has time to change it
I think they should call it
Jane Five Lives.
Is it Times?
I think that's a good nickname for her.
Hey, what's up, Five Lives?
Working on number six.
Thank you, Erica. Good
answer, Jeff.
Steel Magnolias.
And I do really recommend Jane Fonda in 5X.
And I don't recommend Steel Magnolias
if you're going to be looking for Jane Fonda.
Because she's not in it.
Do you want to go to your lifeline, Jeff?
Yeah, isn't that what I said?
I thought I said lifeline.
Yeah, I thought...
I don't know why I heard Steel Magnolias, but let's go to your lifeline, Jeff? Yeah, isn't that what I said? I thought I said lifeline. Yeah, I thought... I don't know why I heard Steel Magnolias, but
let's go to your lifeline.
A whole trio of young men trying to come up with a Jane Fonda.
Yeah, they're all trying to figure it out over there
in the slaw section.
What is it?
Oh, you're fucked, dude.
That whole row
doesn't have an answer for you.
I mean, it makes sense that Jane Fonda fans are over here watching me
while she's getting an award or something.
She's in Freebie and the Bean,
that movie with Alan Arkin and Ruben Blades.
Listen, I'm trying to give the corrections department the summer off,
so I'd appreciate it if you don't give me fake answers like that.
All right.
Jane Fonda, a life in five acts.
Well, she just said that.
I don't think she did.
Play it back.
I'm out. Clute is the only one I've out.
Clute is the only one I've seen.
Wait a minute.
That can't be true.
We'll find out later.
That'll be a fun game.
When this game's over, we'll play the name Jane Fonda movies Jeff's seen, but he doesn't think he has.
But Sam, what do you have?
They shoot horses, don't they?
Yes.
They do.
You hear that, Jeff?
Never seen it.
Strong movie.
Interesting that in the Jane Fonda documentary, they just show the final scene of the movie.
I thought that was kind of fucked up.
It's a very shocking scene and not what you expect in the middle of a Jane Fonda documentary.
I thought they were showing the scene right before it.
And I was like, oh, this is a good scene to show.
Kind of leads people.
And then they show the fucked up scene.
I'm not going to spoil it in case you haven't seen the movie.
But they show that scene in this doc.
It's very unsettling.
Some people haven't seen it because they've been busy since the 70s.
I know.
Did they shoot the horse?
Well, they do, don't they?
Don't they?
I mean, they're giving it away right there in the title.
The title ends with a question mark.
That's true.
Just like Citizen Kane dies, doesn't he?
And who's Harry Crumb?
I don't get it.
I'm like, I don't get the bit.
I was like...
All right, so I'm going to say...
I'm going to go with Hurry Sundown.
Fuck.
Jeff?
No, I'm out.
Sam?
Oh, Lifeline.
Oh, yeah.
What? No, she's out.
I mean, if you want her back in.
Erica, anything else?
Can we name other Fondas movies?
Only if it's Tammy and the Doctor.
I have another one.
You do?
Can I guess?
Which Fonda is it?
I think it's Henry.
12 Angry Men?
No.
The Oxbow Incident?
No.
On Golden Pond
yes
really
she's in that
oh she is
that was
that was my next movie
by the way
I'm going to have
an apple treat
after that one
I told you I was
going to get nervous
yeah they were Oh, I'm going to have an apple treat after that one. I told you I was going to get nervous.
Yeah, they played father and daughter on screen,
and their relationship was fairly similar to their relationship in real life,
and it was an interesting part of the documentary tonight.
So, okay, Erica's still in.
Sam?
The limey. Oh, yeah, Erica's still in. Sam? The limey.
Oh, yeah, thanks. The China syndrome.
Yeah, China syndrome. Yeah.
Yeah, 1979.
Hmm, I had that for a weekend.
After eating at that $1 OK Chinese food in the strip mall?
I told you not to do that.
Yep, it happens.
Okay.
Okay. I'm going to go
off the paper.
I'm excited about knowing
Jane Fonda movies.
So I'm going to say...
Is him turning?
Do we say old gringo yet?
No. I am saying it.
Okay.
Erica. Do we say old gringo yet? No. I am saying it. Okay. Erica?
I'm really out this time.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
Easy rider.
Oh, you're switching over to Peter?
I did for the limey.
I've already switched to Peter.
I was doing a, I was playing at a comedy festival.
Well, it was more like a TV show,
but I did a thing in Australia.
I was there in the same hotel
with a bunch of other comics.
A couple of us were in the elevator
and Peter Fonda was in the elevator
because he was in town shooting
Ghost Rider with Nicolas Cage. I was all like, oh shit, Peter Fonda was in the elevator because he was in town shooting Ghost Rider with Nicolas Cage.
And we were like, I was all like,
oh shit, Peter Fonda.
And he was like, yeah.
Yeah, what are you guys doing?
And we're like, nothing.
We're just going to our rooms.
We're in a hotel elevator.
And he's like, you want to come over?
And we went to his room. And he had a bunch of people there,
like I assume friends or crew members or something.
And he sat there and played songs for us on his guitar,
and we smoked weed.
And then we said, you know, no numbers were exchanged.
We were like, nice to meet you, good night.
A real easy rider situation, man.
Wow. Well, I mean, nobody died.
Up until the end.
More like when they were on the commune.
They shoot
easy riders, don't they? They do.
You're in the elevator. What are you doing?
Oh, I'm just in the country
making a movie about a ghost on a
motorcycle.
You know what? I don't even think we talked about that.
I mean, it was really interesting.
I can't imagine he wouldn't bring it up.
Just an interesting way that dude lives his life,
just inviting people from an elevator to come to his room.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Yeah, he's not too guarded.
I mean, they did search our bags when we walked in.
Oh, well.
Can't be too safe.
Whose turn is it?
Well, technically, it's just me and you and me.
What do you mean, technically, it's just you?
You're going head-to-head with Erica right now.
She's got a chance to take this.
Okay.
Definitely not.
Georgia Rule.
Oh, a murmur goes through the crowd.
Everyone forgot about Georgia Rule.
Is that the one with Lindsay Lohan?
No one knows.
It is an unknowable fact.
Here's one they didn't mention in the movie, the documentary,
and I was, you know, not bummed,
but I, you know, was wanting to hear a little bit about it because it was her one of her other pairings with Robert Redford the
electric horseman Oh ah was she Erica has gum she seems like she's not in Forrest Gump and you're
not playing anymore it's just for tonight Jeff you could play next time you're on oh I just like it
seemed like a perfect thing for him to be like, you should teach everyone
to exercise. Like, that's kind of what he did
through the whole 60s, was be like,
hey... You're still talking about Forrest Gump?
Not anymore.
Erica?
Still out.
Okay.
That's cool.
You got one more, Sam?
I'd have to think for a long time.
I'm tired.
All right.
Sam Levine's our winner, everybody.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Apologize to the listeners if I was chewing into the microphone,
but if you like that sort of thing, check out Dining with Doug and Karen.
The food podcast is almost exclusively chewing into microphones.
So, yes, Sam was our winner.
Where's the prize bag going?
Right there, front row.
Right there, front row. Here we go.
Congratulations. It's heavy, and there's a bottle of sparkling wine or something in there, front row. Here we go. Congratulations. It's heavy and there's a bottle of sparkling
wine or something in there, so
be careful with it and enjoy
it and cherish it. I expect
you to tweet or Instagram
a picture of both of those copies
of Dog Man 2.
Electric
Boogaloo. Full title,
Sam. Full title. The Wrath of the Litter.
The Wrath of the Litter. Dog Man 2, The Wrath of the Litter, Sam. The Wrath of the Litter.
Dogma 2, The Wrath of the Litter.
Wrath or Wraith?
Wrath, it's Wrath.
Oh, I thought of a good mashup for Purple Rain Man.
Dogma and 2.
The Wrath of the Litter.
Yeah.
I love that movie.
Ma-am 2.
All right, so the consolation prize tonight
for the name tags that were chosen
and the people that chose them didn't win.
Normally there'd be a shithead written on the back
for me to say at the end of the show.
So where's Lydia?
Where's Lydia at?
Why didn't you write one on there?
Are you just all good with everybody?
You don't have anything you want me to call a shithead?
Okay.
And Coleslaw, my new friend, you didn't put one on yours either.
Who do you want me to call a shithead At the end of the show
He's looking around
Don't say you're stumped again
This could be anything
Okay
Wow
You know you had to assume
He's going to have a creative answer
After that name tag.
The guy's just oozing creativity.
Found that name tag on the internet.
Yeah.
Erica, do you have anything
that you would like to plug?
Just the Great Lakes.
Yeah.
You guys, do you sell hats that say,
make the lakes great again?
Keep the lakes great again.
Right?
Just keep the lakes great.
Keep the lakes great.
Okay, that would be a fun,
you should do that,
fun parody hat for around the office.
Keep the great lakes great. Right? That's better.
It's got the
word great twice.
I have a
question for you, but you're enjoying that Coca-Cola.
Maybe start a thing if Donald
Trump stays the president
where you can call them the greatest lakes.
Guys,
look, it's a terrible idea because it's his.
That's the thing I was...
I'll see myself out.
We're almost done. Just stay.
We're the greatest lakes.
I bet you he thinks the name of those lakes
is the greatest lakes.
I bet you he doesn't think.
Okay.
You got anything to plug, Jeff?
Yes, I'm making hats called Keep the Great Legs Great.
And
whatever, if your company needs a slogan,
fucking hit me up on Twitter.
I'll solve that shit for you immediately.
I have a podcast called Altered Tates with my brother.
It is recorded live at Bogart's in Cincinnati.
The next one is August 23rd. It's a Thursday night.
We got so many good plans, so many big plans.
I'm going to be in Hopkins, Minnesota next weekend,
Saturday and Friday.
That's how the weekend works.
This is not normal American teenagers talk.
I'm a regular American teenager.
Friday and Saturday.
Thursday I'm in Eau Claire, Wisconsin.
So just backtrack it all the way.
Eau Claire, right there.
There we go.
And then, you know what?
Just that August 23rd in Cincinnati at Bogart's.
And then after that, I don't know.
I'm sure our paths will cross somewhere.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, including hopefully a couple more shows this week here in Traverse City.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that Petaluma Festival. Oh, yeah, the Petaluma Petaluma. Go back a couple more shows this week here in Traverse City. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that Petaluma Festival.
Oh, yeah, the Petaluma.
Go back a couple episodes. Dan Van Kirk
gives all the details.
I don't remember them.
Wow, that is a great plug. Go listen to this other show.
No, it's another episode of this show.
It's another episode of Doug Loves Movies.
Yeah, right?
They already heard it weeks ago and forgot
everything that happened.
Sam?
I have some things coming up on the television
that everyone can watch
next Wednesday
or whenever this drops.
Wednesday, August 8th
on TruTV at 10 p.m.
Bobcat, Goldthwaites,
Misfits, and Monsters.
If you've been watching that show,
good for you.
If you haven't,
please start. It's so
good. It's an anthology series. It's funny and scary and excellent and Bobcat's a genius. On
August 23rd on Crackle, which is Sony's streaming service, I have a new series called Rob Riggle's
Ski Master Academy, which, in spite of its name,
is not about winter sports, but
jet skiing.
It's very funny, and there are a lot
of great people in it, and you should check that out.
And of course, Kevin Pollack's chat show,
podcast, which you can find
wherever you find podcasts.
That is all for now.
Sam Levineine signing off.
I'm going to be
in Tampa, Florida doing stand
up at the Improv on
August 15th and
definitely bring your name tags out for
that one. Thank you guys.
Everyone that came out
tonight and
Traverse City and the Traverse City Film Festival,
I always have a
great time when I'm here and I get to see
lots of great movies.
Let's have one more round of applause for all
of my guests, Sam Levine,
Jeff Tate,
and Erica
Jensen,
Queen of the Great Lakes.
And we'll see you guys Friday night
for the Benson movie interruption
if you'd like to stay up late or Saturday afternoon.
Did Jeff just throw a guitar pick into the crowd?
Oh my God.
Yeah, you can do one more
You wanna do one more Tate Tate Tate
Tate Tate Tate
This lady is not having it
She's like fuck that Tate chant
I am out
She's actually driving me back to the hotel
As always
Sam's just chilling
Have you played HQ yet Sam?
Oh we did?
Yeah
Oh they turned your mic off right
No I just
I had to push it
Okay
Yeah HQ's this really fun
Trivia thing that they
They gave me a shout on
A shout out on
Last night I think
Oh that's awesome
Last night yeah
Anyway
Download it if you guys want.
HQ, if you don't have enough trivia
after listening to my show.
As always,
Donald Trump is a shithead.
And
Dog Man, thanks Sam.
I got it.
Dog Man 2,
Wrath of the Litter is a shithead
thanks once again
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Bye-bye.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you.
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