Doug Loves Movies - Samm Levine, Griffin Newman and Billy Wayne Davis guest

Episode Date: October 13, 2019

Live from Flappers in Burbank, Doug welcomes Samm Levine, Griffin Newman and Billy Wayne Davis to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free... month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:49 There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Alright, you know what we're going to do? We're going to cut in another crowd doing that. And then cut back to me going, Back once again at Flappers in Burbank! That sounded good.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Thank you guys for being here. I so appreciate it that you're here for my last show at Flappers. You know, location is a big deal. Where'd you guys come in from? Alhambra. Alhambra. So Burbank seemed closer than Hollywood, or it's more of a timing thing, Saturday afternoon,
Starting point is 00:01:49 you can get out of town, you can't do it on a Tuesday night. Right? Yeah. I wish there was a way that I could get this show to everybody without them having to, you know, miss work or change their schedule. Oh, yeah, it's a podcast. That's how I do it. But thank for being here in person you guys I really appreciate it what's today's date it's Saturday October 12th 2019 I got my notes in here
Starting point is 00:02:17 somewhere I planned a very exciting show for today I'm super into not only my guests but also the the games that we're going to play today. I don't know if you guys saw on the internet me spilling some of the beans, but it's out there. Oh, are you guys having the, don't forget to try some flappetizers while you're here. There you go. She's got a nice plate of fries. It's one of the best flappetizers they have here. And that's not a thing, you know, calling's got a nice plate of fries. It's one of the best flappatizers they have here. And that's not a thing, you know, calling flappatizers. But I wish they did.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Do we have enough name tags? Do we have four more name tags? One, two, three, four, five. We did it. Only one of you will not get chosen. That's interesting Doug plugs Thursday night October 17th I'm doing stand up at Acme
Starting point is 00:03:15 comedy company in Minneapolis yeah that's where Wile E. Coyote gets all of his comedy next Saturday October 19th, Douglas Movies returns to the Comedy Cellar at the Rio in Vegas. That's at 420.
Starting point is 00:03:31 And Saturday, November 9th, Douglas Movies returns to Wise Guys at the Gateway in Salt Lake City. Also 420. See a trend there. For tickets to that show, go to wiseguyscomedy.com and uh i want to do some dugouts i want to do a dugout to uh all the well wishers when i got kidney stoned uh and uh had to go to the hospital
Starting point is 00:03:57 i there they were still not absolutely sure that there isn't one inside me right now yeah it's been a real medical mystery so we'll see what happens but uh dug out to kevin craft for filling in for me uh did any guys go to that show at ucb didn't he do a great job like he he's his hat his twitter name is kevin craft sucks but he did not suck at filling in. I gave him very little instruction, and he did a great job of replicating the whole format of the show. And so I dug out to him and also to, oh, I swear I had another one that I was going to do, but maybe that's it. Great.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Dug out to you guys. Prize bag. I brought some stuff. I got this. Look at this. It's like a reusable bottle. You can put stuff in, drink it. It's called Swell.
Starting point is 00:04:59 Didn't need it sitting on my counter anymore. This, though, I should have hung on to this long enough to read it and then give it away, but I'm just so excited to promote anything that this guy does. I got an advanced copy of John Hodgman's new book, Medallion Status, True Stories from Secret Rooms.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I'm already fascinated. This guy makes you laugh and makes you learn shit. He's got Admiral Ackbar on the back of the book cover for some reason. So it looks like he's going to see a movie called Naked. So it's going to be an interesting book. And you can preorder it now or purchase it straight up on October 15th. And he's going to be back on the show soon.
Starting point is 00:05:43 In fact, he's booked for the 12 Guests of Christmas in New York. Schedule permitting, of course. A Douglas Rooney's t-shirt and a Douglas Rooney's sticker. And all the stuff brought by my guest today. If you listen to this show, I would dare say these are three of your favorites or at least three that you like. Please, please give it up, everybody, for Billy Wayne Davis, Griffin Newman,
Starting point is 00:06:12 and Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. Little Logan, formerly Little Wolverine. He is here. Let me get all this stuff off the chair for you, Griffin. Let's meet them individually. First, let's say hi to Billy Wayne Davis, everybody. Hey, everybody.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Thank you. Thank you. My friend that's appeared on Dining with Doug and Karen and Getting Doug with High, and he's here now. And, you know, I'm just going to say, I sort of threw you into the lion's den on this one because these guys you're sitting between are serious movie trivia competitors.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Yeah, I just feel like I'm on a news show where I'm like, oh, I'm the comic relief. That's fine. See? Wait, a news show with comic relief? Yeah, you know how they have some comedian come on MSNBC and sit there for a while. But all those comedians end up becoming real pundits eventually.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Like that guy Dino Badala used to be like, let's get a comedian's take on this. now he's like that's all he does is have a take on everything and it was not funny I think what's that is it funny I sometimes yeah he still has a little wit in there but it's you know but it's serious better he's not around out punchline yeah but you know there's so much of that now where like whatever side you're on you can do
Starting point is 00:07:47 comedy on their news shows and it only has to be a little bit funny to qualify as comedy because
Starting point is 00:07:53 like you're saying it is a news show after all. Just follow Lester Holt. Hey. That was
Starting point is 00:08:04 the thing. There was that brief moment where brian williams was america's favorite comedian before he became america's favorite liar yeah he had that window where people are like he's so funny so hilarious for a newsman you need to be doing news he's the tom hanks of newsmen. Watch him tell jokes. John Stewart would come back like he's Walter Cronkite. I wish he would just come tell us how things would be. He would just say they're bad.
Starting point is 00:08:35 The president is dead. That's the kind of shit he would say. John Stewart never got to deliver that news. But also joining us on the panel and excited to be going head-to-head with Sam Levine and Billy Wayne, it's Griffin Newman, everybody.
Starting point is 00:08:58 Has Sam filled you in on any of the epic and thoroughly exciting backstory to this this day I don't think so you texted me today and said do you think you could do Leonard Maltin game do you think you could handle it against Sam spoilers I did and and what you didn't know was Sam and I met like six years ago. It's true. We were auditioning for the same role on a network sitcom. And it's that terrible thing where you're in a room with like four other people who look like you.
Starting point is 00:09:35 And everyone's stressed out because they're doing the math on how differently their life would look for the next eight months, depending on whether or not they get that job. And I broke the silence by saying, Sam, I'm sorry to bother you. I just want you to know my biggest career goal is to defeat you in the Leonard Moulton game someday. So we started talking in a room where everyone else was just watching us, sweating. We started quizzing each other. And then about a year after that that Sam brought me to a show to meet you to try to introduce me as a potential guest which did not work and
Starting point is 00:10:11 this has been my like outstanding dream in life since then. That's wild because anytime Sam brings me somebody they come right in like he came to me he goes do you want Leonard Maltin? I was like yeah okay let's give that guy a try. I thought I was gonna get the Leonard Maltin bump in want Leonard Maltin? I was like, yeah, okay, let's give that guy a try. I thought I was going to get the Leonard Maltin bump in the Leonard Maltin game, but it took longer, apparently. I didn't have that sort of nepotism working for me. I guess it's not nepotism if it's you. You're powerful in this town if you know the Maltins.
Starting point is 00:10:39 If you know the Maltins. They run everything. They're big. I was about to cut Sam loose when he brought the Maltins. They run everything. Yeah. They're big. Like, I, you know, I was about to cut Sam loose when he brought the Maltins into my life. And now I, now I can never let him go
Starting point is 00:10:50 because that's the greatest thing that anybody's ever done for me. Okay. So, thank you for being here. My pleasure. And I'm glad, you know,
Starting point is 00:10:58 that's, I'm excited about this, this matchup just because, you know, it just really looks good in print to say that it's Mothboy versus
Starting point is 00:11:09 Lil' Logan. And Lil' Logan, of course, is Mr. Sam Levine! Thank you. Thank you very much. What's up, dude? What? Oh, shit. It was just my phone. So what
Starting point is 00:11:24 is your latest thing you've been Working on are you shooting anything I am I'm shooting The DC Daily show Still for DC Universe Hey one not just one guy Clapping but literally one clap That was
Starting point is 00:11:43 There's a lot of passion though Yeah That's about right one clap. That was... There was a lot of passion though. He was like, yeah! That's about right. Yeah, plus the listeners probably won't even hear that one. Right. But yeah, I've been shooting that a lot, and then I've been on the road a lot. Last
Starting point is 00:11:58 night I was in Austin, Texas. Yeah, you were correct to woo. And the same person who gave DC Daily one clap gave a full woo to Austin Dixit he's correct in all his assessments that's my
Starting point is 00:12:13 agent and I bring him with me at every show and we did a fun screening there of a movie but I'll save that movie for the next round of questions and anyway it was a very late night and then I screening there of a movie, but I'll save that movie for the next round of questions. Anyway, it was a very late night, and then I
Starting point is 00:12:29 tried to sleep in an airport. Didn't work out. Then I flew home, and I've been up for two days. What part of the airport did you try to sleep in? The outer area. I couldn't because security was closed at that hour. Oh, I've been there. The wrong part. I can't sleep in. You just feel like, I'm going because security was closed at that hour. Oh, that's, I've been there.
Starting point is 00:12:45 The wrong part, I think, to sleep in. You just feel like, I'm going to get in trouble for being here. No, I was, this is actually really, I was, there were so many people sleeping in the airport in the outer area. Were they filming the terminal part two? The tuminal? Yes. Terminals. the terminal yes
Starting point is 00:13:03 terminals but but it was it's been an interesting an interesting few days is the point
Starting point is 00:13:15 that'd be kind of fun like a whole family living in an airport yeah they'll have to run around and hide all the time figure out disguises okay so I think you can hide in a hospital for forever They'll have to run around and hide all the time, figure out disguises.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Okay, so I think you can hide in the hospital for forever. Billy Wayne Davis was talking backstage about how if you just act like you know where you're going, they'll let you go anywhere in the hospital. Yeah. I think they put those little nighties on you, those little hospital gowns they make you wear. I think that's just so that anybody wandering out in the hallway in one, they just know, oh, that person, I need to get them to go back to their room.
Starting point is 00:13:49 You know, like they know where you think you're going. If you can see someone's butt, they're in the wrong place. They're heading in the wrong direction. They're like, hey, what are you up to? Ash cheeks. I went to the hospital in gym shorts, so I just wore those the whole time, and I never had to reveal my butt to everybody. And did you tell them, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:07 listen, I'm supposed to be in surgery right now. I need to scrub in. Which floor is that? Well, he's not in a gown so he must be a doctor. And they're like, oh, there's Captain Sweatpants. Yep, I did have to wear the gown. That covers up the top part.
Starting point is 00:14:23 Oh, you did have to wear the gown. Gym shorts were on the bottom. I see, I wear the gown. That covers up the top part. Oh, you did have to wear the gown. The gym shorts were on the bottom. I'm just saying my butt wasn't exposed. I see. I misunderstood. Okay. Forgot to show that I'm giving one of these away today. My friend, Rox Brown, made a beautiful poster for Doug Loves Scary Movies coming up soon
Starting point is 00:14:41 in Denver, San Francisco, and Sacramento. And yeah, I'll be selling those at those shows. movies coming up soon in Denver, San Francisco, and Sacramento. Woo! And, yeah, I'll be selling those at those shows, but one of them goes in the prize bag today, or near the prize bag, so I don't want to, you know, bend it. What do you got for the prize bag, Sam? Oh, well, I got two things. The first is a trilogy. Oh, I got two things. The first is a trilogy. Oh, I like it already.
Starting point is 00:15:08 This would be the complete Indiana Jones on DVD. And it's got the bonus materials disc in there, too, courtesy of my girlfriend. And here's the thing. People are like, oh, physical media. But DVDs are wonderful because of all the extra features. We don't get those when you download something. So enjoy these. And also people are like, I want to watch The Last Crusade,
Starting point is 00:15:32 but I don't want to spend $3 renting it on iTunes. Boom, now it's yours for free. One person. Yeah. That person is out there. And this. I'm sure there's somebody that's dying to see Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Sure.
Starting point is 00:15:44 That's not in there. And that's dying to see Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Sure, that's not in there. And that's just not even an option. That was thoughtful. It was very nice of the makers of that DVD. I love that this collection has four discs. They could have put it in there. I think they made this before Crystal Skull. Pre-Crystal Skull.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Do you remember those days? The whole world changed when Crystal Skull came out. It was a simpler time. We only have this. And then the second thing I have for the prize bag for the first time in a long time is an actual real prize for me. It is the 10th anniversary Blu-ray edition
Starting point is 00:16:15 of Inglourious Bastards, which I signed. Yay! Did you sign it twice because you played two parts? I did not. I should have. Yeah. Aw. That's have. Yeah. Aw.
Starting point is 00:16:31 That's a great stuff for the bag you show off. Yeah. He's got a win at everything, that Sam Levine. Pass that down and tell me what you got, Billy. Not that. Well, we could say one of these is from you. Okay, no. Yeah, so we'll edit it later.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Oh, Billy, you brought the whole box set of Indiana Jones? And I left out the Gristle Skull. Oh, good job. That's smart. You know, there's not enough bonus material these days. I'm so excited someone's going to get some bonus material. What did you really bring, though? I brought a Weedmaps hat.
Starting point is 00:17:05 Nice. It's a good hat. I just have a lot of hats. brought a Weedmaps hat. Nice. It's a good hat. I just have a lot of hats. It's a stylish-looking hat, yeah. Yeah, it's a good hat. I like it. It's good service. And this. This a guy gave me after a festival in Bloomington, Indiana.
Starting point is 00:17:20 And he was like, I usually keep pistols in it, but you can't carry a pistol back to California. And I was like, you're right about that. But there was a switchblade in it, and I couldn't carry that back either. So there's a switchblade in room 402 of the Hampton Inn. But there's just a goodie bag. There's like a pipe. Also, there was two loaded dice in this bag with this. I'm not making any of this up.
Starting point is 00:17:48 He just liked what I did. He's like, I got it. Here's a go bag for you. Yeah, it's essentials. Yeah. You're out there in the streets. Some loaded dice are going to really do you good. And here's a tip.
Starting point is 00:17:58 You can't turn that down. That's more dangerous. Pull a gun out on somebody and go, let's play dice. Yeah, he already told you, I usually keep guns in this. Here, take this knife. It's a nice little Mr. Memer kit he gave you between the gambling devices.
Starting point is 00:18:14 A knife and loaded dice. Do you think you were going to Branson? It was like a little rascal's version of like, now you're a man. It feels like stuff that he just needed to get a new set of prints on. Yeah's some yeah there's a pokemon card yeah it's really dangerous bottomless what the how many things there's some papers in there i see some papers and then the pipes and then a lighter and morning after pill no that is electrolytes oh
Starting point is 00:18:46 i got confused so you gotta stay hydrated it doesn't work great yeah the zipper doesn't pull across very well but yeah pass those down thank you for bringing that amazing stuff and griffin what uh do you have for well i I'm excited to say that my items went up in value in the last 45 minutes since I bought them. I will explain in a moment. I bought two volumes of the Tick comic book and trade paperback. The thing that inspired the show I was on that is very canceled. So thoroughly canceled. It's the thing that's fun about this new modern TV climate is after your show gets canceled you have to go through the
Starting point is 00:19:28 rigmarole of trying to get someone to uncancelled it so then when that fails you're like I'm double canceled hey we're sure yeah we know for a fact I keep checking in making sure that my shows are still canceled for the rest of my life because you never know you never know when they might go, hey, let's do that again. Then they don't, yeah, sometimes they don't call you. They just do it.
Starting point is 00:19:49 They just do it. What? And I think that's unnatural and I think it should be illegal to be able to uncancel a show without the permission of the people involved. There's a lot of stuff
Starting point is 00:19:59 that should be illegal. Loaded dice, yeah, should be illegal. How much money do you think Netflix gave to AMC so that the words AMC have nothing to do with the Breaking Bad movie like it wasn't
Starting point is 00:20:14 their show to begin with? Enough money that we wouldn't understand what to do with it. I almost thought you were going to say I wouldn't understand the number. It's such a high number. Oh my God, there's more than one comma in this number. They showed up in our bank account
Starting point is 00:20:31 and said, well, this is bad. Do you know what the insane thing is? The terms of that deal were, oh, Netflix and AMC are going to split it. It's going to be on Netflix for six months and then it will air once on AMC. That was how they settled that. And then they put the gun back in their pocket.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah. Deal. The thing I wanted to say, though, is that one of these two volumes, Karma Tornado, which was the second arc ever written for the Tick, was written by a man, Chris McCullough, who is here in the audience tonight. What? What? Which, to my pleasant surprise, I had no idea.
Starting point is 00:21:05 So I was going to sign these and devalue them. But also, perhaps he can sign them now and he is the man who actually is responsible for them. That sounds great. Yeah. So whoever wins today, just track him down and make him do it. I won't tell you who he is in this audience.
Starting point is 00:21:22 It's a game of chance. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. You have to guess which member of the audience wrote this audience. It's a game of chance. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Yeah, okay. You have to guess which member of the audience wrote this book. Yeah. Who? It's definitely, it's a he. It's a he. He identifies as a man.
Starting point is 00:21:33 That's the best writer. Yeah. Who smells? That's the best guy in the room. All right, so Sam alluded, or somebody did. Yeah, Sam did. Yeah, Sam did. Yeah, that he already knows it.
Starting point is 00:21:48 I'm going to ask, what was the last movie you saw? It was, in fact, Inglourious Bastards, which I watched last night with a full crowd, a full packed house in Awesomeness Draft House. How'd you do? I think I did okay. Did you do good in that version? I think I did all right. I did all right in this version, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Did you watch it? We still killed Nazis in this version. I hope I do good in this performance. They didn't show the version where we lose. Every now and then you're like, shit. I know it's out there. We did that screening and then
Starting point is 00:22:16 lengthy Q&A and the crowd was wonderful and it was sponsored by Wizard World, the convention company I do all those conventions with. How lengthy? Lengthy? Did you say it was a lengthy Q&A?
Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah, it was over 30 minutes. That is lengthy. That is lengthy. That's a girthy Q&A. It was the girthiest of Q&As. How long is, what time does Inglourious Basterds clock in at? How long is that one? I think it's about two hours and 40 some odd minutes. Good lord! Really?
Starting point is 00:22:47 I never thought of that as a long one. Is it just so fast paced and exciting that it doesn't seem that long? That's correct. Holy shit! I would have guessed that this one now is the first one he's ever done that's more than 230. No, I think Basterds is over 230.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Other than Grindhouse. Honestly, I don't know. I slept through most of it. Those chairs are so comfortable there. They were too comfortable. Eat some fucking queso, have a drink. I know. Oh, that sounds awesome. I know.
Starting point is 00:23:15 But yeah, I think it's over 2.30, if I had to guess. And people were still like, I've got to ask this question. Three hours in, they're like, I've got to hold on. Yeah. I mean, I was really blown away. Like, when we intro'd the movie, and we asked how many people are seeing this for the first time, and only, like, six people out of a full theater had never seen it. I like to think they didn't know you guys were going to be there, too.
Starting point is 00:23:39 They're like, why are these guys here? Yeah. Why are they talking? Just start the movie. The best part was that I was like, oh, those guys are in the movie. Point out at the beginning of the movie, what Doug, you talked about earlier, that I play a second role in the movie, Hitler's Portrait Painter.
Starting point is 00:23:52 And so I pointed it out ahead of time, so they were all looking for it. And it was a real special treat for me. And it happened, and the whole audience was very excited that they knew who the extra in the background was. Oh, boy, yeah, that is so fun when that happens.
Starting point is 00:24:11 I've had that pleasure. Because I, you know, I'm an extra in a bunch of things. Lately I've been making people watch them. So I can really bathe in the glory of being an extra. Billy Wayne. Yes. Same question. Last motion picture you viewed.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Sound and Fury. I went to the Arclight to watch Sturgill Simpson's anime. Yeah. And it was fucking insane. Really? Yeah. Sound and Fury. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Sturgill Simpson. Simpson. And he's a musician. Yeah. Sturgill Simpson. Simpson. And he's a musician. Yeah. And he animated or he hired people to animate it? I think he hired people. Yeah, he got some animation company. I'm even more impressed with what they did.
Starting point is 00:24:54 And it's like psychedelic, you're saying? Or just... It's an anime. He went to Japan and had... With violence? What? Oh, yeah. There's a lot of...
Starting point is 00:25:04 Oh, I'm in. I'm in. Anime without violence. i don't have time for that but if it's got violence i'm down oh it's like the whole story and then like his record is playing underneath the whole thing wow and then yeah it's pretty dope it's i think it's on netflix now oh okay but i watched it on the big thing and like it ended and you know people like at the end of those things, people are like, wow, the first showing. Everybody's just like, what the fuck? It was cool.
Starting point is 00:25:32 And then people, like, slowly clap because they're like, I don't, what happened? It was a neat moment. I'm going to check it out. Yeah. Glorious Bastards, not so much. Two hours, 33 minutes. Two, 33, okay. And you know that endorious Bastards, not so much. Two hours, 33 minutes. Two,
Starting point is 00:25:46 33, okay. And you know that end credits is probably like seven. Yeah, it probably is.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Five, at least. Yeah. Because he likes to do the shots of all the actors. Not in this one, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:25:57 Oh, really? You didn't get two little moments in the end credits? No, I don't think so. But were you listed
Starting point is 00:26:03 in the credits as being the painter? No. That's even cooler. Did they pay you double? He was just there. I worked on a separate deal. You got a little bump, though?
Starting point is 00:26:16 Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, you probably got an extra tap. You know, sex, a real pain in the ass with that kind of thing, Griffin. You got to work something else out. All right, Griffin, what was the last movie you saw?
Starting point is 00:26:26 I went to see Dracula last night. Which one? The Bela Lugosi one. Ooh. Ooh. I'm just here. Talk about scary movies.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Chilling to my very core. No one told me this man's a vampire. He was taken aback. No, he was playing man's a vampire. I was taken aback. No, he was playing at the Old Town Music Hall in El Segundo. And I'm here for a couple days, and I want to see a movie, because that's what I do when I go to another city.
Starting point is 00:26:54 I go see a movie by myself. And I saw that was playing, which was fun, because they had, like, a whole organ and everything. That's not a silent movie. But a man just played 30 minutes on an organ before the movie and then they screened dracula and it felt pretty ideal yeah they used to have an organist play before every show at the castro theater in san francisco and uh so it was fun when i do my benson movie interruption to some dumb ass movie you know some twilight movie but before the guy would just be like going to town
Starting point is 00:27:25 on the organ and entertaining the crowd, and then it just, you know, lowers into the stage, and then I do my thing, but they stop doing it for some reason. Maybe it was too corny, or I don't know. It's quite a thing. That's what I do every night, Doug. I go to town on that organ.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yeah. And then you lower it into the stage. And I wish you'd lower it into the stage right now. So then, yeah, so, long story short, they don't do it anymore and I'm sad. Next question! Oh, so but Dracula, you said it's
Starting point is 00:27:56 chilling, it feels like something that holds up or is it more of a curio? No, I think it holds up. That is I had seen it on a small screen before, watching in a theater with people. That's quite a good performance. Especially after getting whipped up
Starting point is 00:28:11 by that organ player. Oh man, I was in a frenzy. You know what I mean? You're really excited for the cinema. People were losing their, were tearing up the seat cushions. Yeah. No, it's one of those things where like, you know, it's a very heightened movie and it's an old fashioned movie and it's not scary in the way that we think of movies being scary today. Because now movies have scares, and back then it was just like, this idea is frightening!
Starting point is 00:28:33 Like, they have a conversation. That man slowly approaching might be a problem. There's very little of that, though. It's even more just like, I have to tell you something. This man might be a vampire. And you're like, that's the moment when people used to scream. When it was introduced as an abstract.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Yeah, or at least gasped. And you can always see him coming. It's always like a very wide shot and he starts all the way in the back corner and you can kind of set your watch to it. You know his basic speed and rhythm. You know his moves. It tends to be the biting.
Starting point is 00:29:05 But that bellagos is a pretty compelling screen presence. Does he bite anybody else? I mean, does he bite anywhere else on anybody's body in the movie, or is it always the neck? Just the neck. And, in fact, that's how they get him. It's like his trademark, like a serial killer. Oh, so they have, like, a fake neck set up, and he goes in there.
Starting point is 00:29:24 They got a neck sting going on. And then Chris Hansen is in the next room. Hey, why don't you have a seat? How's that neck taste? It's a neck covered in super glue, so he's stuck to it. We gotcha! What's in the bag? You got some gauze there?
Starting point is 00:29:41 They keep on in the movie, someone will find a neck and be like, I think this might be dracula there are like four different incidents in the movie where someone's like let me just check here one two bite marks yeah i gotta tell you bad news i think this might be a dracula this sounds like a lot of fun i had a great time yeah i had a great time yeah it sounds like it was a lot of fun for you i didn't finish my sentence but uh. But I think we should all give it a try. Who's in? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:14 I have a follow-up question, if you don't mind. Please. What's your favorite, since you go to a movie by yourself every time you're in L.A., what's your favorite place? Anytime I'm anywhere, but yes. Yeah, yeah, no, I get it. That's why I extrapolated it to L.A. Sure, sure.
Starting point is 00:30:26 Because it is a place. Sure, sure. And every time you're here, you go to see a movie alone, but do you have a favorite theater? Oh, that's a great... In the L.A. basin, as we like to call it. Question. You know, I don't drive.
Starting point is 00:30:39 And when I used to come out here in the pre-Rideshare days, I would, like, I'd be trying to do auditions and stuff, and I'd set those appointments like four or five hours apart so I'd have time to literally walk from audition to audition or take the bus. So I would show up to everything like drenched in sweat, and they'd ask me if I needed parking validated and I was like, does it look like I need parking validated? And then I proceeded to give great auditions that never booked me roles. We liked the wet guy.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Yeah, that guy. Once I went in for, I think it was the Scream TV show, and they told me I seemed too scared. They were like, can you calm down? And I was like, I'm sorry, I'm just really amped up. I walked, and they were like, from where? And I was like, Santa Monica. And I'm just really amped up. I walked and they were like, from where? And I was like, Santa Monica. And they were like, sir, this is burning.
Starting point is 00:31:27 They were looking for Jamie Kennedy energy. Yes, right, right. And I was giving a full Renfield energy. Or what's the other guy? Matthew Lillard. Sure, sure. They wanted a chill dude, skeet skeet. Yeah, so very often when I see a movie by myself,
Starting point is 00:31:45 it used to be like, oh, an audition gets canceled and now I have a longer chunk of time to kill, so what's the closest theater? I do like the Arclight a lot. Okay, I was just going to say. That's my short answer. Go ahead. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Yeah, Arclight is cool and you can go, you know, they're all over the place too now. But it sounds like you went to hell and back to see Dracula. That place isn't close. It's close to where I'm staying because I'm staying at a bad hotel. Okay. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Yeah, not to brag, but. Did you book the hotel to be near the theater to see Dracula? Yes, exactly. Yeah. So it's very convenient for that one night. It's less so for the rest of the week. Okay. Well, this is the part where I say
Starting point is 00:32:26 turn it off, Bert. Let the games begin! I've prepared three games, and this is a mystery which ones it's going to be, so just hang in there and you'll find out as we go along. And one of these,
Starting point is 00:32:44 just a little tease, keep you interested, one of these, just a little tease, keep you interested, one of these is a new game. Yes. Yes, Sam loves a new game. Oh, boy. Yeah, Sam loves a game where there's no time
Starting point is 00:32:56 to figure out the strategy. No time. You just gotta jump in blindly. Do it on the fly. Like a ridiculous fool. It's called Name the Cast of 1931's Dracula. do it on the fly like a ridiculous fool it's called name the cast of 1931's Dracula
Starting point is 00:33:07 how many Dracula people can you name Sam from the 1931 yeah Bela Lugosi who's the lady what are you looking
Starting point is 00:33:17 over there for my girlfriend is also a movie buff right but you kind of looked at that lady who shrunk because she thought
Starting point is 00:33:24 you were going to her. She's like, I don't fucking know, Sam. Don't look over there. She's just trying to eat her flammatizers. A plate of tater tots that is the most appetizing bowl of tater tots I've ever seen in my life. No, I'm fine, thank you. I just want to admire it.
Starting point is 00:33:40 They do look great. They really do. It's like a Sonic. That's probably one of my favorite Flapitizers. Good to have you. Okay, I forgot what was happening, so let's move on. Okay. This first game...
Starting point is 00:33:55 Oh, wait, do we have to pick name tags? Oh, good call, good call. You've got so many to choose from. This is going to be real tough for you guys. You're on their tag. Yeah, oh, there you go. You're on that one but uh we'll go to a break while these guys uh work it out amongst these uh very few name tags who's gonna be played for we'll be right back hey y'all just want to take a second to mention that douglow's movies will be at the miami improv for the first time
Starting point is 00:34:26 ever on saturday november 23rd at 4 20 so please come out to that lots of shows coming up and all the deets of course are at douglovesmovies.com that's douglovesmovies.com Yeah, ca-ca, etc. Back to the show! We're back! Sam, who are you playing for? I'm playing for The Life Aquatic with Steve Z-Sam. Z-Sam. Z-Sam. Also Sam.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Yeah, he held it up and said You're on it Drew you to it Like a moth to a flame Like a moth boy To a movie trivia competition Billy, who are you playing for? It's like a scroll Sid
Starting point is 00:35:21 And the guy's name is Sid Girl The lady's name is Sid? Sid. Girl. The lady's name is Sid. Sidney. Sidney's here. Not Sidney. Just Sid? It's an Indian name. Oh, an Indian name and you just took three letters that are in it?
Starting point is 00:35:36 Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, thank you, Sid, for making the insidious poster. And this one. Yeah. Wow. Well, I you, Sid, for making the insidious poster. And this one. Yeah. Wow. Well, I feel like an asshole because there's a gentleman here right front and center with a really well done full poster where he placed your face over most of the cast of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
Starting point is 00:36:00 And my instinct was. That's a great title for Live, Die, Repeat. Right. He's a Patreon subscriber of yours. He's a Patreon subscriber of yours. He's a Patreon subscriber of Griffin Newman. And he picks this piece of shit. Give me this. I'll take care of this.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Okay. Take his name tag. Fuck that guy who just wrote Nate on a piece of... On a flapper. He wrote Nate and then underneath it... Request card. In parentheses, he wrote LOL. And that won me over.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Good try, Nate. I appreciate your spirit. I am playing for Alec, of course. One of my best friends. And the titular star of Alec, Ander, and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day. Which otherwise stars Doug Benson
Starting point is 00:36:43 in every other role. I look great in this movie. Yeah, you look fantastic. I'm really pulling off all these characters beautifully. I don't know what that green shit I'm eating is, the baby version of me, but all the others. Alec looks good, too. This is a good job, Alec. Thank you, Alec.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Yeah. I always believed in you. I'll try not to stab you on it when I get off the stool. The tagline for that movie is, one day can change everything? Yep, I believe I've used that tagline in the game. Whose tagline is it anyway? That is weirdly obvious.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Nobody got it. Taglines are awful most of the time. When you say to somebody, name five good ones, they tap it just when you think it's name five good ones they you know they tap it uh just when you think it's safe to get back in the water after they say in space no one here you scream yeah no the number one the number one is do you know what sam i don't i don't either it's probably one of those other two i'll tell you what i recently have come around to be my my podcast co-host, David Sims,
Starting point is 00:37:46 alerted me to the fact, and now I think this is the best tagline. The tagline for Lethal Weapon 2 is, the magic is back, which is weird. But where it really achieves transcendence is the tagline for Lethal Weapon 3 is, the magic is back again. It's a dot, dot, dot again.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Here it comes again. The magic is back again. They just keep recreating the magic yes of lethal weapon no review in the world calls that movie magical weird word to self discover of course you know that thing the magic between these two guys is back well they don't want to say the chemistry is bad right because then people think it's about learning totally Totally. And I guess other... I'm sure that conversation happened. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:28 We can't use the word chemistry on a stupid Lethal Weapon poster. Right. Okay. Here we go, you guys. This first game is something called... Oh, I just mentioned it. Let's play Live, Die, Repeat. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Yeah. Woo! All right. oh I just mentioned it let's play live die repeat oh boy yeah you guys know how this works yeah I'll say the title of an actual movie slowly the first person
Starting point is 00:38:56 who gets the full and correct title that I am looking for not some other movie the one I want. That person wins. Come on, everybody, here we go. A nightmare.
Starting point is 00:39:18 On Elm Street. Before Christmas. A nightmare on Elm Street. Nightmare. Part two. On Elm. A nightmare on Elm Street. Nightmare. Part 2. On Elm. A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3. Street. Dream Warriors.
Starting point is 00:39:31 A Nightmare on Elm Street 2. Oh, Nightmare on Elm Street 2, Freddy's Revenge. That's it! Freddy's Revenge! Happy October, everybody. Come see Scary Movies. Don't go to Scary Movies. Freddie's Revenge happy October everybody
Starting point is 00:39:45 come see Scary Movies don't love Scary Movies exciting thing about Freddie's Revenge is that you know that infamous scene where Freddie strips a man down
Starting point is 00:40:00 and murders him in the showers of the next to the gymnasium, because he's the high school gym coach that's fairly abusive, so Freddy thinks it's funny to really, really fuck with him. Yeah. I was his stand-in, and that's my butt.
Starting point is 00:40:18 I'm just kidding. That's not my butt. That's the real guy's butt, but it's my hands and wrists when his uh hands and wrists are being real because they sent him home for the day after smacking his ass with a towel that flew through the air magically because you don't see freddie doing it it's just a towel just smacking right yeah so he got to go home and i had to do the uh part so it's my hands oh wow a much younger man's hands
Starting point is 00:40:46 I should say, but nobody gives a shit. Great story, Doug. Next game. I liked it. I liked it too. Sam. Yeah. You do not get to go first in this game. Billy, you also do not get to go first. Griffin won that
Starting point is 00:41:04 last game. Yes. So he's going to start us off. And this thing is called, I swiped it from The Price is Right. It's called More or Less. I'll go to each panelist one at a time. I'll name a movie and a dollar amount. And you tell me if that movie grossed more or less this is North American domestic box office according to box office mojo calm thank
Starting point is 00:41:33 you god you're really a man after my own heart I just I got jitters here and you saw oh my god what a dreamboat I Unadjusted, domestic. Not adjusted for inflation. Right, and as Sam said, not worldwide. Okay. Just in North America, which includes our friends in Canada. Oh, also spay and neuter your pets. Thank you, Bob. Griffin, you're first, so you get this movie all to yourself.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Oh, and when you get one wrong, then you're out. Okay. So I hopefully have enough of these. Okay. Griffin, the motion picture is called Batman. And just to make it a little more specific, it's from 1989. Okay. Domestic, I'm just repeating this one more time
Starting point is 00:42:28 not adjusted for inflation adjusted final domestic growth 230 million dollars more or less i'm gonna say more doug you are the answer the answer is more. It grossed $251 million. That was my guess. Really? I was going to throw it out there, but $251 I thought was... It felt right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:57 Well, good for you. You're still in this. Okay. Yeah. Billy, you ready? Sure. The motion picture is called Batman and Robin. 115 million.
Starting point is 00:43:13 More or less? Less. Than that. That is correct. It was less. than that. That is correct. It was less. It grossed $107 million, which is about $105 million too much in my
Starting point is 00:43:32 estimation of that film. But I will watch parts of it on cable because it is fascinating how wrong they got it. You ready, Sam? You're going to give me the red balloon, aren't you? You know, sometimes the twist comes on the third one,
Starting point is 00:43:49 but maybe this time I'll stay more on point and make you tell me whether you think it's more or less the gross of a motion picture called Batman v. Superman, Dawn of Justice. Can't believe Justice began when those two started fighting. It didn't begin, it just dawned. It was just starting to dawn on people.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Oh, Justice. Oh. That's a good idea. Oh. Why not? Got it. $320 million, Sam. Indeed.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Yeah. I'm going to say more. That is correct. Wow. You guys are good at this. You guys are just watching anything out there. So it's $325. And it was by a small margin. Yeah, are just watching anything out there. So 325. And it was by a small margin.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Yeah, it made 330. 330 million. Wow. That is, speaking of something making too much. All right. This movie made, I'm not going to say. That's the opposite. I'm not going to throw that out there.
Starting point is 00:45:04 Griffin, the motion picture is called The Dark Knight, and the number is $575 million. I'm going to say Les Douglas. That's what you're going to say? I'm going to say Les. Well, you know what? What? I'm impressed, because less Douglas. That's what you're going to say? I'm going to say less. Well, you know what? What? I'm impressed.
Starting point is 00:45:27 Because it's less. Wow. Can I take a guess? Oh, please. 532? You motherfucker. 533. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Weird. How the hell? How is this happening? All right, we got time for this. This is a very suspenseful game, I hope. And I appreciate this audience not yelling out higher and lower like this is Price is Right. I'm afraid that will happen someday, especially now did i bring it up okay whose turn is it mine oh i know oh billy
Starting point is 00:46:16 oh i feel like i might as well just say what i'm gonna guess now you could go you could if You might as well get some clues before deciding to guess. That's how educated it's going to be, probably. If you want to say, oh, Billy, you can either go Ted Knight from Caddyshack or I like to go the girlfriend from
Starting point is 00:46:37 Midnight Express. That's darker. Oh, Billy! She's very upset, Gus. Yeah, it's not a pleasant moment at all. I'm sorry Sam brought it up. I'm sorry Sam mentioned something nobody here has ever seen. Totally different movies. But do Ted Knight, though.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Oh, Billy. That's good. You'll get nothing and like it. All right, so Billy, did I tell you the movie yet? Nope. put me to sleep you'll get nothing you'll like it alright so Billy did I tell you the movie yet
Starting point is 00:47:09 nope the Lego Batman movie nope 160 million more or less more
Starting point is 00:47:19 it is more cause I'm in it yes I'm not gonna be in some stupid $160 million movie. I go all the way to $175, baby. All right. I never use baby for good reason. Sam?
Starting point is 00:47:39 Yep. Blank man. The motion picture you're the worst blank man yes I find myself on the program with the same name you're the worst
Starting point is 00:47:55 11 million 11 million Sam oh boy 11 million dollars you just made me realize. I never knew why they asked me to be on You're the Worst. Now I know. It's because I am indeed the worst.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Doug, I'm going to say less. Less than $11 million? Yeah, that movie was an absolute bomb, and it came out in a day when tickets cost $4.50. I'll bet it made $9 or $10. It made $7.9 million. Sam is still in it. I'm going to have to bust out a tiebreaker on your asses
Starting point is 00:48:33 because you guys are all... Thank you for giving me the ones with the absolute smallest margin. Hey, man. Do you think I decide where you're going to sit? Uh-huh. Griffin. Batman, colon, the killing joke. Oh, geez.
Starting point is 00:48:55 Yeah. Because this was one of those, mostly a direct-to-video film that I believe got a little run. Popular, yeah. Okay. Yeah, okay. We little run. Popular. Popular. Yeah. We'll see. $17 million. Going to say less. That is correct. Way less.
Starting point is 00:49:18 You knew how lightly distributed it was. $3.7 million. That's even higher than I thought. Good for them. That's where I was afraid that you were going to say one and I wouldn't have known that's still a lot of people yeah for being honest
Starting point is 00:49:32 the interesting thing about this game now I'm thinking is like when I get a bunch of dummies up here are they going to be able to do as well at it or is it going to be too hard for them I'm pretty dumb and I'm having a good time with it. Killing it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:47 I guess, yeah, there's two ways to guess but you guys are, you guys really are destroying it. It's a true-false thing. Maybe it's one of those games where I just, you know,
Starting point is 00:49:55 I tip it too much with my voice. In terms of the score, we're all doing equally well right now, the three of us. Yeah, but I think the difficulty of what,
Starting point is 00:50:02 like if he just said blank man to me, I'd be like, I don't fucking know. You don't know what that is? No, I don't know. Damon Wayans was a... Oh, is that what it was?
Starting point is 00:50:13 Was a superhero, but it's just a guy in like his jammies and a kid. I do remember he did the voice. Yeah, I remember that. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:50:21 I just blacked it out. Unfortunate choice of words. Billy, this is also going to be unfortunate for you because it's an interesting one. The motion picture Mommy Dearest. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:43 $42 million. I'm going to say more. Finally, I'm going to kick somebody out of this game. Damn it. It made less. It was like a sensation in terms of everybody knowing about it and saying no more wire hangers. But at the box office, it only made $19 million,
Starting point is 00:51:01 which also wasn't a terrible gross at that time. But $4 tickets, as Sam pointed out. A little less than three blank bands, yeah. So that leaves us with Sam and Griffin. Do you think, Sam, that going first is an advantage in the Leonard Maltin game? Do you find that? Oh, it's a huge advantage.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Yeah, you find that to be the power position at the top of the game. Yes, as opposed to Last Man's Stand, where it's a distinct disadvantage to go first. Well, I wouldn't say distinct because you can name a movie that's clearly going to be named later and get it out. I'm happy to switch
Starting point is 00:51:31 positions. I'll play by Deal or No Deal rules in which you can exchange the case if you want. What does that mean? In Deal or No Deal, when it comes down to the final case and you've been banking on this one case you've had the whole time, they say, if you want, you can just swap it.
Starting point is 00:51:48 But what are you planning to swap here? Chairs. Well, why would you swap? It's not happening yet. I'm aware. I'm aware. I'm just saying. So you're suggesting that if you win the right to go first in Leonard Maltin game,
Starting point is 00:52:01 you would let me pick first instead is what you're saying? Yes. Okay. I cannot abide by that. Okay. Yeah, that's not right. Yeah. Don't show up here with your own rules. Okay. Don't walk in and go, hey, Alex Trebek, this whole question
Starting point is 00:52:15 thing, why don't we flip it? Make the answer an answer. Right. Alright. Oh, and by the way mathematically speaking you're always supposed to switch the case really yes what a good show what do you mean mathematically it's it's a thing that this is gonna get so boring so I'll say it in 10 seconds cool statisticians are it's called the Monty Hall Conundrum. If you start with 30 cases, every case has a 1 in 30 chance of having a million dollars.
Starting point is 00:52:51 If you mathematically eliminate every case that isn't there, and you know one case has it and one case doesn't, one case that you pulled with 1 in 30 odds, the other case doesn't have 1 in 30 odds. It has 1 out of 2 odds. Got you. So you're swapping 1 out of 2 for 1 out of 30. You did good on that.
Starting point is 00:53:07 It's like I got the concept and the answer. There you go. It's like a sign of a genius. The trouble is, by that point, a lot of numbers are off the board. Sure. And people just don't know what to do with themselves. Also, they're on TV. They're just stuck with that case.
Starting point is 00:53:23 Yeah. So sometimes switching it feels like it might do something. They've gone through so much with that case at that point. Yeah. they're on TV. They're just stuck with that case. So sometimes switching it feels like it might. They've gone through so much with that case at that point. Yeah. Alright. So to settle this, like men, we are going to do a tiebreaker. This is a speed round, guys.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Okay. I think. Let me read it. Okay, the winner is the first person who can tell me the name. Oh, I'm about to say it. I'm the winner is the first person who can tell me the name. Oh, I'm about to say it. I'm going to say something that's going to lead. It's a question. And then first one to answer it.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Congrats, Griffin. It's only to get to go first in Leonard Mallgame and apparently you two are willing to swap. I like tension. I like dramatic tension. Okay, I'm going to drag this out then. Cool.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Cool. Name the second highest grossing Batman movie. The Dark Knight. Batman versus... Dark Knight Rises. That is correct. You weren't playing, Billy. I'm sorry if I wasn't clear about that.
Starting point is 00:54:27 That was a tiebreaker between those two guys. But he still got in there as fast as Sam after being told the answer. That's fine. So Griffin gets to go first in. It's making a return today, obviously. The Leonard Maltin game. Yay!
Starting point is 00:54:48 Oh my God, I gotta piece so bad right now where's the nearest bathroom in this place right there the par what we got a spittoon you know flappers 20s through that door there or through the exit door and then there's one right there? That. All right. This will be interesting. I'm going to go to the bathroom and I don't want to go to a commercial break
Starting point is 00:55:11 because who likes ads? Could the three of you amongst yourselves tell us some impressions that you can do and do them? Sure. I mean, I wish I could be here for it but maybe I'll be able to hear it in the bathroom. Sure. I mean, I wish I could be here for it, but maybe I'll be able
Starting point is 00:55:25 to hear it in the bathroom. Sure. But I'll be, I almost said I'll be right back, but I don't want to go to a commercial, so just,
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yep, you got it. See you soon. Cool. You could have said I'll be back and done your Schwarzenegger. Oh.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Schwarzenegger is so like, I want ones that are like nobody does them impressions because then that'll teach us. Okay. Like Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood? Yeah. I learned this from a comedian named Topher Riddle recently.
Starting point is 00:55:52 And I'm going to do Christopher Walken saying Billy's name. Cool. Ready? Billy Wayne Davis. Pretty good. Good. Pretty good. Pretty good. Well, I feel like... Christopher Walken, everybody.
Starting point is 00:56:08 You got started doing a lot of impressions. Not a lot. And you did a lot of impressions on Freaks and Geeks. I remember, like... I did... Kersh Shatner. Right. And Rod Serling.
Starting point is 00:56:17 Sure. But I guess at that age, were you working on learning them? Do you still kind of, like, sometimes try to... No. No. I did them very sparingly and it's always very unusual characters like Daniel Plainfield.
Starting point is 00:56:31 Would you care to hear it? Okay. It's a whole physical thing here. Plus this will give me some energy. It's blood flowing to my head. Sid, you're going to stand in for Paul Dano here. I'm so excited for you. No, that's okay. Don't worry about it. You don't have to my head. All right. Sid, you're going to stand in for Paul Dano here. I'm so excited for you.
Starting point is 00:56:47 No, that's okay. Don't worry about it. You don't have to do anything. All right. Now, if you have a straw, my straw goes all the way over here, then I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
Starting point is 00:57:09 That's it. That's the impression. I gotta say, the physicality really did make it. It really does add to it, right? You had the old man Plainville crouch. My one that I'm proud of is
Starting point is 00:57:23 Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Because I feel like I hit on it, and I feel like I hadn't heard anyone else get to him yet. So it's going to sound like I'm saying this because of your prize bag, but this is the line that I used to get into him from Inception. Everyone has their particular totem. My totem is a loaded die Only I know the exact weight and size of that loaded die That's good
Starting point is 00:57:51 Wow It's pretty good It's good because I was immediately annoyed by you That's the thing I was like what? That's like genius I want to recommend you add some musicality to it next time It really sells
Starting point is 00:58:02 I know I do a little bit of the sort of the sway and the squint, but I haven't gotten him standing yet. I only have a sitting JGL. Okay. Yeah, my wife does her mother, and sometimes she does it so well it makes me mad. I'm like, all right, you guys, don't feel good right now.
Starting point is 00:58:21 She's like, thank you so much. Thanks for filling in, you guys. Happy to do it, Doug. They nailed it. Yeah, you didn't do an impression? I'm not an actor. Well, I don't think you have to be an actor. I can do like, damn it, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:58:38 I can do most of what Mike Judge can do. From a similar area. Can you do that guy that nobody understands what he's saying? Oh yeah, like Boom Howard? Damn, damn, damn, damn. In a world where love is against the law.
Starting point is 00:58:58 That's my favorite line from that show. Propane! That's my word. Propane accessories. Great job filling in before this very exciting I know everybody's still listening because everybody's so excited for the Leonard Maltin game so let me
Starting point is 00:59:16 pull it out of the bag I've got some categories prepared now Sam you have a preference between the category where I don't reveal what the category is until you pick it or would you rather
Starting point is 00:59:28 just know straight up? I mean, you get the laughs either way. Oh, I love knowing. Yeah? Yeah, it helps me, you know,
Starting point is 00:59:35 I get to zone in when she's saying it. Yeah, okay. I mean, you don't get to go first anyway. I'm aware. I'm still just checking in with you because I know.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Yeah, I know. I know you've played the most. No, it's fine. The most of any person. I'm still just checking in with you because I know. I know. I know you've played the most. No, it's fine. The most of any person. I hope that's not true. I can't believe it wouldn't be. Because now I only drag it out when you're here. All right.
Starting point is 00:59:56 Your category options, Griffin. Oh, so we've been going, you know, it'll go Griffin, then Sam, then Billy. All right. But everybody should pay attention. Your options, Griffin, are four-letter word. That's a movie. The title is just four letters. There's no such thing as a country.
Starting point is 01:00:21 That's movies with the name of a country in the title. And the Emma dilemma that's movies based on Jane Austen books category all these dudes are pregnant die back which one do you like, Griffin? Well, my friend Becca was the one clapping for Emma Delano. It's okay. You can do what you want. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to do four-letter word, please. All right. And this is a movie with four letters in the title.
Starting point is 01:01:01 Two stars from Leonard in the year 2013 sorry you guys the year is 30,000 5200 and 2013 2013 two stars
Starting point is 01:01:19 I think yeah I think Leonard was in a bad mood that year he says this movie is frequently irritating I think, yeah, I think Leonard was in a bad mood that year. He says this movie is frequently irritating. Wow. Yeah. And he says the visuals recall an episode of TV's Batman show from the 80s. 60s, sorry.
Starting point is 01:01:41 He sang that in a derogatory way? The Batman from the 80s? Is that a typo? Anyway. That's what Leonard wrote. Or one of his minions. Is that when Leonard saw it? It was the 80s. Fifteen names.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Fifteen names. Are listed. Four letter word. By Mr. Malton. Fifteen names. Yeah. I'm going to half it. I'm going to half it. I'm going to say seven.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Opening bid, seven names. Sloppy math, but odd number. Sam gets to say name that movie or bid lower on this 2013 frequently irritating, something to do with looking like TV's Batman I mean there's only been one TV's Batman so it must be I'm a white sissy
Starting point is 01:02:32 I think it does say 60's I gotta wear my reading glasses I gotta get and then wear some reading glasses well Griffin I know you came here to play, so go ahead, Griffin. You can name that movie in seven names. Okay. See what happens, Billy? You're just sitting there and can't do nothing about this.
Starting point is 01:02:54 I got no sense of what it is right now, so I'm really banking on some names. Okay. Your seven names are... Wait a second. Let me double check something here. I want to make sure I'm reading from the right direction. Wait, am I playing this? No, you just...
Starting point is 01:03:19 Unfortunately, they both move so fast that you're shut out. But in the next round, you get to start things off. I do feel like the little guy when my two big friends are fighting. Oh, shit. I don't know how I'm going to stop this. But also, I speak for Sam here as a fellow little guy. That's how we feel in every other area of our lives,
Starting point is 01:03:42 especially when it comes to fighting. I'm going to walk you guys to your car. Right, exactly. But right now, I'm like, it's scary. Well, check this out. Okay. Griffin, your seven names are Bradley Whitford,
Starting point is 01:03:59 Mickey Summer, Freddy Rodriguez, Joel David Moore, Donald Logue, Stana Kanek. Did I say that right, Sam? I don't know. She's on that show with that guy. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:17 And Ryan Hurst. Huh. Yeah, this is this Dana Kanick she was on the show with Nathan Fillion thank you Bradley
Starting point is 01:04:30 Bradley Whitford right at the bottom of that list yeah interesting huh interesting kind of like a relief picture
Starting point is 01:04:39 bring Bradley in bottom of the ninth four letter word movie that is frequently irritating and recalls what I would think of as the perfect aesthetic values of the 1960s Batman TV show. This is a rough one.
Starting point is 01:04:59 This is a rough one. I'm not going to lie. I appreciate you coming out swinging. Yeah. I'm literally now to lie. I appreciate you coming out swinging. Yeah. I'm literally now, my thought process is think of a four letter word. That's part
Starting point is 01:05:14 of the problem. The category is called four letter word. Right. Because there are four letters in the title of this movie. Right. I'm going to say... No audience guesses, please. It's very suspenseful. Someone just felt like they figured it out.
Starting point is 01:05:36 Maybe. There was a sound effect. I don't think they did, but maybe they did. This one, I would not have gotten this one. I didn't make that noise. This one, I would not have gotten this one. I didn't make that noise. Okay.
Starting point is 01:05:54 I'm going to take a guess, try and decipher your last little hint. I mean, it's been the same hint, but probably saying it again could have helped you. Right. Four letter words. No, that's the name of the category. Right. The category is movies that have a title that has four letters in it yeah so movie that's 18 letters also has four letters in it I'm making this too complicated but oh so it could
Starting point is 01:06:19 be any title what I mean it's got you've got to say the right title. But it could have any number of letters in the words? No, this movie title. This thing has broken my brain. I know. That's what's annoying about it. Once you hear it, you're going to go, oh, yeah, okay. Now I get what he was driving at, but I also can't just sit here and give it away because I'm apoplectic on the other end.
Starting point is 01:06:41 I'm going to take a guess. And I might be wildly wrong. Is it ACOD? Oh, see, you did figure it out. It was the right line of thinking. You cracked the code. Okay. Yeah, but the movie's called, Sam?
Starting point is 01:06:58 I have no idea. Oh. CBGB oh wow right that is a tough one wow yeah nice try though that you came up with
Starting point is 01:07:11 ACOD that was pretty impressive yeah what does that stand for that was adult children of four Adam Scott movie
Starting point is 01:07:19 yeah yeah I mean amazing pull like you you've lost better than most people do I will say that CBGB's movie which which I've watched maybe five minutes of, is weirdly styled like a comic book.
Starting point is 01:07:31 And frequently irritating, obviously, because it got you out in five minutes. Yep. But it starred the great Alan Rickman, so I always meant to watch it. But I never did. Is he good in it? Did you see it? No, nobody saw it. It's on our list. it's on our Netflix cube is it really it will be now okay so that means that Sam's on the board one point
Starting point is 01:07:55 this is a game where you only gotta do is get two points you're the winner so now it's time for ability to step up. Of course, Billy, we switch the order around each time. So Billy's not only going first, he's going right in to Sam Levine, who gets to go second, and then Griffin. Billy, pick a category. between your options are Great Scots. That's the films of Tony or Ridley or some guy named Ken Scott. Not Michael Scott?
Starting point is 01:08:40 No, yeah, the Agent Scorn movie is not Scorn. Another category is the penis game, and that's movies with dick in the title. Or drunk... Drunk their story. Drunk their story, like drunk history. That's movies featuring alcohol consumption which i guess happens in many movies but it's featured in this movie what do you think billy
Starting point is 01:09:14 great scots penis game drunk their story great sc Scots. Okay. This motion picture came out in coincidentally 2013. Whoa. Two and a half stars from Leonard. I told you
Starting point is 01:09:32 that year he was unhappy. Two and a half stars? Two and a half. Okay. He calls this movie manipulative from the word go.
Starting point is 01:09:43 I don't know why I didn't include that part because that's a great sentence. Manipulative from the word go. I don't know why I didn't include that part because that's a great sentence. Manipulative from the word go. It's hard to manipulate from the start. I mean, immediately manipulating is really, that's manipulation. And he also calls it a modern day fable.
Starting point is 01:09:59 And he lists 10 names. How many names do you think you can get this in? Billy Wayne. Two. What? Name them. Hang on a second. That is awesome.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Yeah, everybody's upset. We've got to talk you through this. Sam just jumped in on you like a fucking wild animal on a poor lovely. I like your passion, you guys. You made the team. Yeah. We've got to rewind here a second. Less than, more than two. animal on a poor lovely... I like your passion, you guys. You made the team. Yeah, let's... We've got to rewind here a second. Less than... More than two.
Starting point is 01:10:31 I like that. I like that. That's a good starting point, but let's get a more specific number. So, if I name two, I'm just going to name two of the most smallest parts. You can just name any motherfucker, right? You can just name any, but not any, but in the movie right
Starting point is 01:10:46 that's what i'm saying is you want those top three four names like as you saw our friend griffin here you just heard the supporting cast and bit players and didn't really get to the juice do you think alan rickman would have given it away for you or it would i would have figured out with that and joel david moore I know, played Joey Ramone in that movie. Oh, really? Because he was also auditioning against us for that sitcom. Wait, what? Who was?
Starting point is 01:11:11 Joel David Moore. Oh, yeah, he was there, wasn't he? Yes. Oh, I like him. Yeah, he's the robot man in Grandma's Boy. Oh, he's the funniest. So funny in that. So funny.
Starting point is 01:11:19 He's really good in Dodgeball, too. You didn't get Dodgeball, Sam? No, I love Dodgeball. It's good, Sam? No, I love dodgeball. It's good, right? Yeah, it's very funny. It's a true underdog story. Say what? It's a true underdog story.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Oh, yeah, yeah. Full title. Stephen Rude. Full title. All right, so in the interest of making this game last a little longer. Can I do seven? Is that too much? I wouldn't recommend it.
Starting point is 01:11:40 Even more than seven. Because as I suggested backstage, 10 names is a great way to start. 10 names? Because you're moving the ball away from you and you don't have to... I'm sorry. No, no, no, you're fine, you're fine. Sam doesn't like this part.
Starting point is 01:11:58 He's like... Sam, do you want to just go back to his initial wager? No, of course not. And then we'll just do impressions for the rest of the show? No, of course not, Doug. Or do you want to just go back to his initial wager? No, of course not. And then we'll just do impressions for the rest of the show? No, of course not, Doug. Or do you want to play to three points? No. Why are we changing all the rules?
Starting point is 01:12:12 Because Billy is really ruining everything. Oh, Billy ruins everything. I love that show on TruTV. No, no, they passed on it. But he's ruining it by making it better. Yeah. Because we have the time, and you guys both are very cocky about this. I'm not cocky at all.
Starting point is 01:12:30 In fact, you already have a point. Take all ten. Go ahead. I'll do all ten. Oh, shit. Well, wait. What just happened? Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:39 He hit me. Wow. But then, Sam, he's not going to get the answer, and then you are going to win. With all ten names? Yeah, that's the idea is okay, we'll play to three. We'll play to three. Can I try?
Starting point is 01:12:53 Yeah, of course. Of course you can try. I was just seeing it go the other way. Him bidding ten and then the responsible thing to do, the thing you do if you're trying to win, is not give him all ten and bid whatever you're going to bid. Sure, but in this particular scenario, based on the clues you give,
Starting point is 01:13:09 I don't have the faintest idea what this movie is, so me bidding any number of names is going to put me out of contention. You don't think you can get it in nine names? Probably not. You'll say the name and I'll go, oh, yeah, that, but based on everything you've said so far, I don't have anything. I barely gave you anything. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:13:24 It's a big movie. You'll know it based on six or seven of the names. Do it. It's alright. Definitely putting this game out to pasture for good. Well, because it's just, this shit happens every time.
Starting point is 01:13:39 This is going to get so exciting. Thrilling shit. Just real quick, I'm going to test my blood pressure real quick. exciting thrilling shit oh no not too tense to do it now that I broke it thank you thanks nurse all right so um do you have a stethoscope? I can do it the old fashioned way what does that mean? through a stethoscope they can tell you what your your BP is of course
Starting point is 01:14:14 that's how they've done it for years why do they do this? you can do it at home without a stethoscope why do they do it in the hospital 50 times a day? like this oh because it's easier I just met a doctor. Because then the nurse doesn't have to stand
Starting point is 01:14:28 there and do it. It takes forever. Check this shit out. It's so fast, except if you break it right before you try to use it. That's the thing. Hurry, plug it in. Can we guess what number you're going to guess?
Starting point is 01:14:44 I'm going to say 148 over 90. Oh, boy. Whoa. Okay. Well, we're getting to them. Do I want to go higher or lower than that? This is my challenge here. Do you have the number, Doug?
Starting point is 01:14:57 Huh? Do you have the number? Are we still calculating? Oh, yeah, it's still doing the thing. Yeah. It's real tight around my arm right now. Deciding my fate. But that's the interesting thing about blood pressure is, like,
Starting point is 01:15:11 you take it a couple minutes later and you're going to get probably a different number. And sometimes it varies wildly, you know. Tough game. Tough game. Yeah, one time my weed doctor, I had high blood pressure because I had coffee right before I went in, and he made me talk to him for 20 minutes and then took my blood pressure again and then gave me a prescription for weed, and that made me feel like it was really legit.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Yeah, see, it's super up there according to this, but I'll take it again in a few minutes so people don't panic, but it's 178 over 130. You have to lay it down if that number's accurate. No, that's the idea. Sam, I have extremely high blood pressure. I was just in the hospital for a few days, and they took my blood pressure every hour. And it was that high?
Starting point is 01:15:53 Yeah. Dude. Yeah, but it comes down. That's the thing. There's no reason to panic. All right. It'll come down in a few minutes, but if it doesn't,
Starting point is 01:16:02 I know exactly where the hospital is. Okay, good. Yeah, so we're going to be good. I think it's a very exciting game. Right? Yeah. I should just do this every time. Stakes have never felt higher. I'm worried about your diet. You did all the stakes where you're like, I could have to go to the hospital. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:17 If you keep fucking this up. Unless you can get this movie in 10 names. I got it. But yeah, so I'm... Sorry I said two and almost killed you. You really, yeah, really, you really upset me.
Starting point is 01:16:31 I mean, what a great, that's, you know, that's going to be right on the top of your Twitter bio. What was the cause of death?
Starting point is 01:16:37 Killed Doug Benson with my, Billy Wayne Davis thought he could get it in two. My bad strategy, bad game strategy. All right, so which one did we decide
Starting point is 01:16:44 we're going to do? He's going to do 10. Okay. Give him all the names. Because Sam doesn't know. I feel like if he did, he wouldn't act like he did. I feel like he'd be like, one. He would know it if he heard some of these names.
Starting point is 01:16:56 And we'll find that out in a minute. Where did it go? What was the category called? Great Scott and Scott. Oh, there it is. Here's your ten names. Adam Charles Barrett. Britt Robinson.
Starting point is 01:17:16 Jack Rayner. David Patton. Bobby Moynihan, Simon Delaney, Andres Blumenfeld, Colby Smulders, Chris Pratt, and Vince Vaughn in the leading role the film is called Billy? Man, I don't fucking know. Can you think of a Vince Vaughn movie? Go from that angle.
Starting point is 01:18:03 After he stopped trying to, when he stopped being funny, I stopped caring. That's right when this movie came out. I know. That's why I'm like, I know when it is. I don't know what it's called
Starting point is 01:18:15 because I was like, I remember seeing it and being like, I don't care. He's been in and out of funny. He started off funny in Swingers and then he made tons of dramas before he went back to comedy
Starting point is 01:18:23 with Old School. Yeah. I mean, he was the bad guy on Rudy. One of the bad guys. He and Johnny Favs. I I don't know. It was a really good try, though. Sam, what's it called?
Starting point is 01:18:40 It's called The Delivery Man. But I would have needed Vince Vaughn's name to get that. Right, I know. It is a tough one. I saw that movie. See, I'm already down to 160 over 121. Oh, good. I've already changed that much.
Starting point is 01:18:52 You're systolic. Just the soothing voice of Billy Wayne Davis not knowing the answer really comforted me. But I'll do it again one more time later because I'm still on the high side. Don't point at people and judge them for not knowing the delivery. I'll do it again one more time later because they're still on the high side. Don't point at people and judge them for not knowing Delivery Man. You know, that's that movie where the guy went to the sperm bank a bunch of times because they paid him and then all the kids decided to get together and be mad at him. Every single sperm took is the premise of that movie, right? You guys got potent
Starting point is 01:19:25 seed. Yes. I mean, that's possible though, right? Wasn't it based on like a true thing? Well, there are a couple things like that but they're usually very upsetting. No, what it is is usually because I just did a podcast about this, it happens more than you think because
Starting point is 01:19:41 doctors, the fertility doctors do it because there's a better percentage because it's fresh sperm. Because frozen sperm is lower. Exactly. And then they make more money. It doesn't taste as good either. It doesn't. It doesn't.
Starting point is 01:19:54 It doesn't wiggle. They keep microwaving all that frozen sperm. It just doesn't wiggle in your mouth. It loses a certain consistency. This is a fun podcast. Mouth feel. But it happens way more than everyone thought because these doctors never thought DNA would happen.
Starting point is 01:20:13 And then I just imagine one day they're walking through CVS and saw one of the DNA kits. They're like, oh, shit. This is not good for me and my army. Alright, Griffin is up first on this next round and it goes to Sam again so you're already in the fire.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Sam has two points but we're playing to three. Because that's the kind of time we have. Gotta go back or go home. I mean I'm gonna go home either way but I gotta go big. This is a sequel to a category that I did that's earlier in this. It might come back later,
Starting point is 01:20:53 but the category is called You Don't Have to Know the Answer, But It Would Be Cool If You Did. And that's the films of Matthew McConaughey. And then, oh shit. but it would be cool if you did. And that's the films of Matthew McConaughey. And then, oh shit. Running out of ammo. Okay. It's always someone from Philadelphia.
Starting point is 01:21:23 It's movies featuring someone from the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It's movies featuring someone from the cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Principal cast? I thought it was going to be the film Philadelphia. Yeah, I was like, man, that's dark as hell. And then Colors, Colors, Colors. And that is movies with a
Starting point is 01:21:40 color in the title. Wow. Yes, you got Colors, McConaughey, or whatever that other one was okay the uh people from always sunny colors mcconaughey always sunny um and we're talking the main gang in terms of always something we're not we're not talking about like rickety crickets? No follow-up questions at this time. Oh boy, okay. I am going to go with... Be a lot cooler if you did.
Starting point is 01:22:16 Yeah! Films of McConaughey. All right. That's an impression. That is, I can do that one because it's the same as Mike Judge from the same fucking area. Can you fall backwards into a pool in a nice suit?
Starting point is 01:22:28 I would love to do that. That's another thing McConaughey does. You can do that. I just... I saw the commercial a lot while I was in the hospital. I like to breathe with my mouth open. He looks around a little bit like, I'm about to do the craziest thing.
Starting point is 01:22:41 And then he just falls backwards into the pool in his clothes. They don't even see him get out. Because that's the embarrassing part when you walk out like a wet dog. You can't shake it off like a dog can. You stand there all wet. He's like, do you have a towel? I want to have a party with you,
Starting point is 01:22:59 but I want you to show up in a wet suit. That just looks like he's really nervous. He's not even invited. What's happening? Matthew McConaughey category? Yeah. Griffin. Okay. We went to a fun place.
Starting point is 01:23:20 I had a great time. Yeah. I felt like I was at that party. You made it come alive for me. Thank you. We're going deeper in at that party. You made it come alive for me. Thank you. We're going deeper in the years. This is the year 2006. Okay. Two and a half stars from Leonard for a movie that is pleasant enough.
Starting point is 01:23:38 That's your clue. That's the one clue. Mm-hmm. From 2006. Pretty much what I say about most McConaughey movies. Uh-huh. Pleasant enough. Mm-hmm. Oh 2006. How many names? That's pretty much what I say about most McConaughey movies. Uh-huh. Pleasant enough. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:23:48 Oh, he also says it's a comedy. I'll give you that. Okay. How many names do you think you can get in Griffin Newman? Go big or go home? I'm going negative two names. Negative two names. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:24:00 I think I know what it is, and if I'm wrong. It's finally happening. I go out with glory. We're finally bringing some excitement out of this. Sam, you went negative two. On the edge of their seats. Do you think you can go deeper, or do you want to go ahead and let him get a point, and then we'll have to continue playing?
Starting point is 01:24:16 Or I could do what so, so, so many other contestants in this game have done to me after I make a perfect bid. But that's a shitty thing to do, isn't it? What is it? Oh, I could say negative four knowing I can't get it, and then Billy gets the point, and Griffin on his perfect bid can just go, yeah!
Starting point is 01:24:37 You could do that. I could, but let me think about this. Let me see if I can go negative three, in fact. Ugh. Would you like someone to carve a sculpture of you in that position? I really, truly would. He looks like the thinker right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:57 He's in a very pensive... What are you thinking? Sucks, because I also think I know what movie it is and would go negative two on it. I want you guys to fight to the death. See, I feel like I got four other people in this movie, and I couldn't think of what the order would be for the next four. Yeah. If it is, in fact.
Starting point is 01:25:18 If it is that same movie. I am going to say negative three. Oh, shit! And I'm not throwing it away. I really think I have a decent amount of time. You got a handle on this? Yeah. So, Billy, all you got to do to say negative three. Oh, shit. And I'm not throwing it away. I really think I have a decent deal. You got a handle on this? Yeah. So, Billy, all you got to do to say to Sam is name that movie,
Starting point is 01:25:31 and Sam is going to have to name the film, and then the top three billed people in the same order that they're listed by, Leonard, and then transcribed into this book by a complete stranger. A guy. I kind of know him, he comes to shows, but a guy just gave this to me, and I come up with the category names, but he gives me everything else.
Starting point is 01:25:51 I think I can name it in negative. I'm just kidding. Just to make you guys like, I won't kill it. Sam, name it. Is the movie Failure to Launch, starring Matthew McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker,
Starting point is 01:26:09 and Terry Bradshaw. Wow, that was impressive. First of all, round of applause for that guess. But unfortunately, it goes Matthew McConaughey, Sarah Jessica Parker, Soie Deschanel. Soie Deschanel. That new girl got in your way there Sam yes but you made a nice stab at it and I appreciate you making it exciting I tried and yeah
Starting point is 01:26:34 and that means Billy Wayne is on the board with one point Newman what's going on I don't know hi well it's to be between you and Billy now because you get to go first again and then it goes to Billy. I got to scale up. So I could win if you guys keep fucking up. Yep. That is a good strategy.
Starting point is 01:26:56 Thank you. That's why I was telling you earlier that don't ever think you're out of this thing just because you don't know anything. It's been most of my life. Griffin, category's called X-Ray, and that's movies with X in the title
Starting point is 01:27:16 or a song by Ray Charles on the soundtrack. Not sure if there's any that are both. Or would you like Lando or Sea? And that's movies that take place at sea or have Billy Dee Williams in them. And the third one is... Oh, find another one. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:27:47 We're back to It's Always Sunny. It's Always Someone from Philadelphia. So that category that we discussed earlier. And you passed on it then. I'm going to take it now. You're taking it now? It feels like fate. Okay.
Starting point is 01:27:58 That we meet again. I like your attitude. And, oh, shit, the thing went off. I don't know what my blood pressure was. You really got gotta look at the results okay so Leonard says about this movie it's from
Starting point is 01:28:12 2011 he gives it two and a half stars he says it has some solid laughs and says it has some solid laughs and a kind of raunchiness we've come to expect. There's more to that thought, but I'll leave it at that. We've come to expect it.
Starting point is 01:28:37 Yeah. And he lists 16 names. Wow. Big cast. Yeah. 2011. Two and a half stars. We expected Big cast. Yeah. 2011. Two and a half stars. We expected the wrong two names.
Starting point is 01:28:49 It didn't catch us by surprise. We knew it was going to be there. 15 names. I'm going to say... Oh, shit. It's 6 o'clock. We're out of time. Are we really?
Starting point is 01:29:03 Thank you, everybody, for coming. No, we don't have to wrap it up that quick.clock, we're out of time. Are we really? Thank you everybody for coming. No, we don't have to wrap it up that quick. But we are strangely out of time for a show where I felt like I was stretching. I really want this game to continue so that we can make it to 6. And now we're here. I feel like I'm gonna do the same move. I mean, once again, gotta go all out. I'm gonna go negative two names. It says negative two. I'm going to do the same move. I mean, once again, like, got to go all out. I'm going to go negative two names.
Starting point is 01:29:27 It says negative two, Billy. I'm going to do negative two names. I think you're in good shape. Okay. Yeah. Me? Yeah, Billy. Name it.
Starting point is 01:29:39 Okay. Yeah. Good call. Because we got a six. So he's got a name in the movie and the top two billed individuals. Good luck. I believe, I hope, I pray that the movie is entitled Going the Distance and it stars Drew Barrymore and Justin Long. That is incorrect.
Starting point is 01:30:00 Oh, you idiot. Who from Always Sunny is in that? Charlie Day. Oh, okay. It's the best friend. Same case here. It's the top two bill to be Jason Bateman and Charlie Day. Horrible bosses.
Starting point is 01:30:12 Horrible bosses. As Sam already figured out. Yes, that means that Billy has two points, Sam has two points, and we've got to do a tiebreaker. Wow. Oh, no, actually, let's just just you guys okay for a few more minutes? Is Flapper's okay? Okay, I'm gonna go. We're going long.
Starting point is 01:30:31 We're going live. Stop the hammering. Colors, colors, colors. Oh, who do I Sam was out of that skirmish, so he gets to start us off and then he goes right at Billy. Colors, colors, colors.
Starting point is 01:30:46 So this could end right here, Griffin. I'm sorry to say. I mean, I'm going to see whatever mind games I can play to extend it. It's movies with a color in the title. Getting Some Tail. That's movies based on fairy tales. Okay. And Cable Billing.
Starting point is 01:31:03 And that's movies featuring Josh Brolin huh let's go colors we all love is Cable and Deadpool 2 movies with a color and a title Leonard gives this movie
Starting point is 01:31:19 three and a half stars it is from 2013 every movie we had a 2006 and a 2011, so out of three or four movies, it has been every movie. I've got to check my blood pressure again.
Starting point is 01:31:36 He calls this movie fascinating. Okay, Leonard. And he says that it has flashbacks he says they're telling flashbacks suppose those flashbacks that are not there for any reason and he lists 11 names how many can you get in Sam the man? Ten names. Okay, interesting bid by an interesting bidder.
Starting point is 01:32:18 Billy? Name it. Keep it in sporting. I appreciate it, Billy. That's the only move I have. You're going to get this. Yeah. We'll see.
Starting point is 01:32:34 We're going to have to get you and Griffin in a room to settle this. I feel so. I've never felt more shame in my entire life. You know how Sam often feels in this game. I do. No, I do. The timing is you get shut out. I know. I know. I just know. I do. No, I do. The timing is you get shut out. I know.
Starting point is 01:32:46 I know. I'll just know more about movies. That is also true. That is also true. It's irrefutable now. Yeah. Yeah, the game doesn't. I just tried to do my blood pressure test again, and it says error.
Starting point is 01:32:59 Oh, no. You have no blood pressure. That's how bad it is. Oh, dog. It's like, fuck it. That's how bad it is. Oh, dog. It's like, fuck it. It's just like, brr. Oh, yes. It might mean that.
Starting point is 01:33:10 It might not mean error. You've got bear blood. Earned run average. Sam? Mm-hmm. Ten names? Yep. Raise your hand when you know it.
Starting point is 01:33:21 Okay. I'm going to guess it's going to be by name number six. Be honest. All right. Aiden Aaron, the guy who played Han Solo. Alden Aaron. How do you say it? Alden Aaron Rick. Aaron Rick.
Starting point is 01:33:39 Max Casella. Tammy Blanchard. Michael Stuhlbarg Peter Sarsgaard Louis CK that's where I thought you'd get it by that point you know that frequent movie actor Louis CK yeah Andrew Dice Clay. One of our finest. Bobby Cannavale. Sally Hawkins. And Alec Baldwin.
Starting point is 01:34:12 And the movie is Blue Jasmine. Yeah, what did you think of it? Right, Alec Baldwin? Sorry, no, Dice Clay. Yeah, that's what I meant. You got a seven, I got a six. I'm very tired. Yeah, I gotta test my blood pressure. Alright, so that means that Sam is our winner today! Three point victory!
Starting point is 01:34:32 I feel so empty. Yeah, who are we delivering the prizes to, Sam? Oh, Steve Z Sam! Also a fellow Sam! Steve, do you mind running up on stage and grabbing your prize bag? Or Sam, help him out, but be very careful with it because the bottom has got a hole and it's heavy stuff so it's just going to all
Starting point is 01:34:49 fall out everywhere. And congratulations dude. That's what happens when you Photoshop Sam onto a movie poster for a film he wasn't in. Damn right. Yeah, you win stuff. What do you got to plug Sam? Oh, well of course DC Daily, you can see it five days a week. It's in. Damn right. You win stuff. What do you got to plug, Sam? Oh, well, of course
Starting point is 01:35:06 DC Daily, you can see it five days a week. It's in front of the paywall on DC Universe and Wizard World Comic Con. I'll be in Columbus, Ohio this upcoming weekend and then Madison, Wisconsin the following weekend and then Austin, Texas the second weekend of November.
Starting point is 01:35:22 Come see me. Say hello. Whoa. Going some cool places. Billy Wayne Davis, what's coming up for you, dude? I will be in Eugene, Oregon, in Salem, Oregon, I guess this coming up weekend, and the Adult Swim Festival
Starting point is 01:35:38 in LA in November. Oh, that's fun. That is going to be fun. What do you do on Adult Swim? I'm hosting the Squidbillies show. Really? Yeah, Billy Joe Sha That is going to be fun. What do you do on Adult Swim? I'm hosting the Squidbillies show. Really? Yeah, Billy Joe Shaver's going to play, and then Dana Snyder's going to do some puppet stuff. Okay, that sounds bad.
Starting point is 01:35:55 No, he's the voice of Grandma. Hey, let's do some puppet stuff. It's really, it's like dirty puppets. Oh, okay. So I was kind of right. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, puppets just start off dirty because they've got a hand up their ass. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:09 Just from jump, it's already sexual to me. I don't even know if I'm supposed to say that. Don't worry about it. You're good. You guys will be there. Griffin Newman. I will be retreating to Nicaragua to question my life decisions
Starting point is 01:36:26 leading up to this processing my shame of getting zero points on the board you would have had one but I shot for the moon that is true I do a podcast called Blank Check with Griffin and David which of course Alec who I've always supported and always
Starting point is 01:36:44 trusted is a Patreon subscriber, too. We pick a director who has had massive success, Blank Check status at some point in their career, and we go through all their movies one at a time. So we're finishing up Miyazaki and going into Jonathan Demme imminently. And the tick is very cancelled, but it's very visible on Amazon until
Starting point is 01:37:08 Jeff Bezos decides it's not. So please watch it. You shouldn't have said his name. I shouldn't have said his name. Is that what happens if you say his name? He's always listening either way, though, and he picks up when you infer it. He's got ears everywhere. I'm on a show called
Starting point is 01:37:25 Our Cartoon President on Showtime, which is an animated series about the Trump family, a family that we don't hear enough about. And I play Jared Kushner because I am typecast as a scared, spineless Jewish man.
Starting point is 01:37:42 What's up, bro? That's the wheelhouse, baby. Good looking out, man. Yep. Are you up for that one, Sam? Oh, I'm up for everything. Griffin and I are always up for the same parts. Because there's only, evidently, there's only three shorter, nerdish-looking Jewish guys
Starting point is 01:37:57 in Hollywood. That's what was so frustrating about seeing Joel David Moore in that room. I was like, you open this up to tallies? Yeah. Joel David Moore in that room. I was like, you open this up to tallies? Yeah. I assume if I'm in this room,
Starting point is 01:38:10 it's a clear 5'7 ceiling on this room. You've already bought the wardrobe, and you couldn't go with a stretch. Anyway, yeah. Sam and I will be competing for the rest of our lives. Who's that third one that you mentioned? The third guy like you guys. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:38:27 Shia LaBeouf, maybe? Yeah. All right. That guy gets everything. That's not true. That's not true. It used to be. You didn't have somebody in mind when you said that?
Starting point is 01:38:39 No, I was just, I didn't want to make it just the two of us. There's got to be a third guy. Yeah. Danny Strong. Okay. There you go. Yeah. I was up for creating Empire you know I came down to me and Hammond yeah Moonlight says writing and directing the
Starting point is 01:38:49 things I don't know if he's auditioning much but you know he's good I like it that's great you think he can do you have his number yeah can you get him on on here sure he directed game change on HBO yeah oh no I don't think he directed he wrote it wrote it yeah he wrote Game Change and Recap. He won awards for writing it. He did. He lives in Durham. Oh, it was directed by...
Starting point is 01:39:10 Jay Rose. ...Susanna Hoff's husband. Yes. That's what I call him. Oh, nice. Mr. Hoffs. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he likes it.
Starting point is 01:39:17 He's very progressive that way. Yeah. Nice. Let's see. What else did I want to say? Doug Loves Movies returns to the San Jose Improv on November 16th at 4.20, and all you got to do is go to you-know-where for deets and dates and stuff.
Starting point is 01:39:34 And thanks, you guys. One more time for all my guests, Sam Levine, the continuing champion of the Leonard Maltin game, Billy Wayne Davis. I got second. Came in second place against all odds. And Griffin Newman, I want to bring you back for a rematch.
Starting point is 01:39:54 At any time. Maybe not on this podcast, but maybe we'll have you both on Getting Doug with Hyde and play a Leonard Maltin game. Yeah, come to my kingdom. Oh, that would be funny. All right, everybody. Thanks, flappers.
Starting point is 01:40:10 As always, positive energy! Yeah! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room
Starting point is 01:40:22 in his heart for you because Doug loves movies!

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