Doug Loves Movies - Samm Levine, Mark Ellis and Jacob Sirof guest
Episode Date: July 21, 2017In a second show from the American Comedy Co. in Sweet Home San Diego, Doug welcomes Samm Levine, Mark Ellis and Jacob Sirof to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...lifornia Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds
With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Coming to you...
Coming to you for the second night in a row
from the American Comedy Company,
no communists allowed,
in this basement
for this comedy show,
it's Sweet Home San Diego!
Oh!
Oh, oh, oh! It's Sweet Home San Diego! Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I saw the cast of Teen Wolf today.
I don't watch Teen Wolf.
But you could just tell it was them.
Might have been Riverdale.
It's Thursday, July 20th, 2017.
Day two of Comic-Con.
My question right now is, did you guys get your name tags on?
What kind of...
Oh, look at this.
I'm delighted by the
turnout. Alex, please leave
the room. Show everybody
your great name tag, Alex, sitting
behind you.
I guarantee
you will not be picked.
But, you know, it's better than nothing, I guess.
Actually, it's worse than nothing.
Oh, for the listeners, I should say,
he just wrote Alex on a piece of paper.
And he put an exclamation point.
I'm glad you pointed that out,
because that's what really sells it.
I'm just, like like not even in the mood
to talk about name tags anymore.
Now that I've seen the greatest one
that has ever lived.
What's this one right here?
Mark's attacks instead of
Mars attacks? And your name is Mark?
Alright, cool.
See, that's how it's done, Alex.
I'm sorry, I meant to say Alex!
He demands everybody say his name with excitement
That'd be funny if your name on your ID
Had an exclamation point
But then you'd probably just hold that up
And not even bother writing your name down
What's this one?
What's attached?
Is there some Haribo candies?
Haribo?
A lighter?
That's smart.
But I don't pick the name tags.
I kind of see where you're going with that, dude.
Alright, well thank you to everyone
who brought name tags and even those
that didn't because you paid your money and here you to everyone who brought name tags, and even those that didn't, because you paid your money,
and here you are.
And, you know, I mean, I bet some of you are, like,
confidently sitting there going,
I'm not going to win anything tonight.
Because I didn't bring a name tag.
You can't win if you don't play.
Doug Plugs, July 31st.
Doug Loves Movies is back at the Gramercy Theater in New York City.
August 23rd, I'm going to be at Talia Hall in Chicago.
And August 26th, this is so exciting, I'm interrupting Fifty Shades Darker at the Castro Theater in San Francisco.
It's a massive theater.
It'll be so much fun.
Buy your tickets.
All my dates and deets and links
are at douglosmovies.com.
That's douglosmovies.com!
Yeah!
Oh, wow.
I forgot that the
yeah was coming.
And it really came on strong.
You guys really sold it.
And I appreciate it.
Who were the two-nighters?
A lot of you have seen both of the shows here.
And who got to hear
last night's show?
Did people listen to it today?
Alright.
For those who haven't heard that one yet,
I hope I don't spoil anything
tonight, but there will be one
spoiler for sure right out
of the gate
because last night's winner is back
along with
two of our most exceptional
players. I want to have a...
It's Comic-Con. Let's stop
fucking around
and do some serious trivia
in a basement.
Please welcome
Mark Ellis, Jacob Seroff,
and Sam the Ma'am
Levine,
a.k.a.
Lil
Logan.
Lil Logan.
This is quite a matchup.
I cannot even predict what's going to happen with these three tonight.
There was some predicting in the green room, Doug.
What was the prediction in the green room?
There was predicting in the green room.
There was trash talking.
I was not the guy doing it.
I was moderating the panel between Seroff and Levine.
Seroff started his conversation
with me tonight by saying,
as I'm sure you're well aware,
I'm 2-0 against you on DLM.
I feel like everybody in the room
is well aware of that.
Jacob's been very proud of the fact that he beat Sam Levine,
but I always point out to him that Sam is a great player at all the games,
but he was the best player of the Leonard Maltin game,
and now that we don't play that on the show anymore,
that's a severe handicap to him.
Even playing field now.
Yeah, exactly.
Delilah cut off all my hair.
Wow, thanks for my biblical folks in the back.
Appreciate you.
You're like Tiger Woods
where they had to tiger-proof the game.
Like, you were too good,
so you were too dominant,
so they had to take the game out
to give little Searoth a chance.
That's right.
Hey, you know I'm sitting right here
and I'm they, right?
Let's meet my guest individually, starting
with that young man right there. It's Mark
Ellis, everybody.
Thank you.
And I would like to point out, Doug, that
I am 1-0 against Sam Levine in trivia.
Oh, really?
All right.
I won on a Van Damme question,
but hey, you got to watch the movies, am I right?
Yeah.
You do have to be good at movie trivia.
You do have to pay attention to all the shitty ones.
You can't just focus on what you like.
Hard Target is a landmark cinematic
achievement.
He's French. He's got a mullet. He wears a lot
of denim. He's like what Jay Leno
always wanted to be.
So, what are you
going to be doing here at Comic-Con this weekend?
I did a little bit of
yuck-yucks last night.
I got some panels tomorrow, watching a lot of Hall H footage.
I am going to be in Hall H on Saturday,
and I really hope they play the Infinity War trailer again.
Because I got to see it last week at D23,
and I'm tired of not being able to talk to anybody about it.
It's fucking great.
There's a lot of superheroes, Doug,
and they're all in an Infinity War. anybody about it it's fucking great there's a lot of superheroes Doug and
they're all in an infinity war this war it's not for gold it's not for diamonds
it's for infinity that's a long time nerd I have been hearing good things
about it and I refuse to even look at a second of it
because I'm going to see that movie regardless.
And I want it all to be fresh and exciting,
but I'm happy that people are thrilled with it.
Moving on.
Next topic.
OJ, go.
Go.
Next topic, OJ, go.
Our friend who won last night and is 2-0 against Sam Levine, apparently.
Apparently.
Jacob Siroff is here.
I think way more has been made of it.
I think you're gradually, this is his third show in a row,
and I think you're gradually working your way up to finally competing against.
It's like each time we bring you better competitors,
and tonight you will finally be taken down.
It's like Mike Tyson's punch-out and Steve-O was Glass Joe.
I've decided to go ahead.
I've decided to go ahead. I've decided to...
I'm going to go ahead and make my prediction,
and that is I'm giving it tonight to Sam Levine.
Oh, God, I'm giving it to Mark Ellis.
Thank you, but this man is a beast.
It's not yours to just toss around like a hot potato.
You own it.
You're going to win.
All right.
I've written it down on this piece of paper
Oh, I understand
All of the questions are about
Not Another Teen Movie
I haven't seen it in years
Gentlemen, we'll start with Jacob
Who was the key grip?
Sam Levine
Got this one
Are you good with grips?
I'm the best with grips.
So what
was the name of the key grip on that one? I don't know.
I would have been
neat if you just pretended to know.
What if he knew? What if he
said the name of the key grip?
And somebody looked up like, holy shit!
Sam goes around and learns the names of all the people in the crew.
He's with them for months and
generally everybody's nice
camaraderie, whatever. It's good to know names.
Did you ever yell at a grip?
I've never yelled at a grip.
I don't know that I've ever yelled
on any set I've been on where I wasn't
required to yell.
I'm 2-0 against grips.
Oh, wow. And all the arguments I've had
with grips. I'm undefeated.
What were you guys doing?
I don't know.
I didn't think they were gripping hard enough.
It's Jacob.
It's at Jacob's S-I-R-O-F
for anybody.
Any complaints?
You don't have to drag me into it.
He's happy to talk to you directly.
And also joining us tonight, and I
just predicted he's our winner.
Because I still haven't introduced you
as a solo artist.
It's
Lil' Logan, Sam Levine!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Will you be revealing some
little Logan plans in Hall H
this weekend?
I'm saving that for next
year's D23. Oh, shit.
Yeah. What's going on,
Sam? What do you got happening here
this weekend? I'm here with
the Screen Junkies folks. Oh, me
too, kind of. Yeah, we have a
panel thing tomorrow
night.
Movie fights. Movie fights.
In room 6738292.
A. Yep.
Yep, that's exactly right.
Yeah, it's in some room over there.
You gotta find it. Movie fights live, that's
tomorrow. It's the opposite of an escape room challenge. It's a find room over there. You've got to find it. Movie Fights Live, that's tomorrow. It's the opposite of an escape room challenge.
It's a find the room challenge.
It's a lot less nerve-wracking.
If you don't find it, you just go home and have a cookie.
I think you and I are sparring in that one tomorrow.
That's part of why I brought it up.
I think it's interesting that tomorrow night,
Sam and I will be fighting in the San Diego Convention Center.
Yep.
Yeah.
I will be on the same card.
Oh, wow.
As well.
So the winner of your fight.
Well, you'll be on the undercard for sure.
Might be true.
I can't wait to lose to Sam and then sit down and watch him compete in two more rounds.
Don't be so sure. Don't be so two more rounds. Don't be so sure.
Don't be so sure. Huh?
Don't be so sure. You know your stuff.
Come on. Don't be all must.
I'm a movie lover, not a movie fighter.
So
and then Saturday night,
can we reveal what's happening Saturday night?
I feel like Andy talked about it. Is it sold out already?
I have no idea. If it's not, it's close.
But I'll bet we could find a way to sneak, well, all of you guys in.
Let's get all these people in.
Yeah.
It's the Screen Junkies something with a C.
Cunt?
Sure.
No, the Screen Junkies, they're taking over the House of Blues on Saturday night.
What is it?
Central. Screen Junkie Central.
Thanks you, Central.
Thank you.
That's such a better name than Screen Junkie's
cunt.
That one really is more inviting.
Maybe my
thing I got was a typo or something.
But
and there will be some big names. No, Andy said this on your show. Maybe the thing I got was a typo or something.
And there will be some big names.
No, Andy said this on your show.
I can absolutely say it. There's a bunch of stuff happening.
Yes, Kevin Smith and Elijah Wood.
Yeah, they're going to fight.
Yeah.
Smith and Wood.
And Wood are going to go, yeah.
They're going to go at it.
That's so funny.
You short it to Smith and Wood, and it's like, who?
Yep.
Such common names.
Even say Kevin and Elijah are gonna
fight. Just doesn't get it across.
So yeah, Kevin Smith, Elijah Wood,
Tim Miller, the director
of the first Deadpool, is gonna
do a thing. Honest
trailers, I think, about Deadpool.
Anyway, it's a
whole fun night of things. Oh, and then Sam's gonna
host a portion of the show
where movie games are going to be played.
It's true.
And I'm going to be a contestant.
Yeah!
The tables will have turned this Saturday!
Woo!
All right.
That's going to be good.
Yeah.
We covered that.
Let's talk prize bag.
Who brought the smallest thing for the prize bag?
Who wants to go first?
I'll go first.
You should build up to Sam.
Yeah, sure.
Sam's got a large thing.
You guys don't even know what it is.
But it's the biggest.
It takes up a lot of geography on the stage.
I brought some weed chips.
Whoa.
I'll have those.
What the fuck, man? Yeah, they're medical. Yummy Karma medical cannabis potato chips. Whoa. I'll have those. What the fuck, man?
Yeah, they're medical.
Yummy Karma medical cannabis potato chips.
Yeah.
Salt and pepper flavor.
Yeah.
That's code for weed, I think.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And if you don't like those, I got regular chips, too.
Oh.
I got those with a meal.
I got a plug.
You never know.
They might want to.
And then this is something to put your weed chips in.
Oh!
From Mary Jane, our friends at Mary Jane.
And I got this poster that the other day
when we did the thing in Tempe,
we went to see our friends Dirty Heads
and they had these rad signed posters.
So I'll show it.
Oh, it's a really cool poster.
Yeah.
I kept mine, that's how cool it is.
Yeah, it's this really rad thing
and they all signed it, so that's pretty cool
and yeah, so that's
I don't know, it's not an Xbox
or whatever Sam brought, but
I did not bring an Xbox
Lower your expectations
Oh, and I threw in my two
changed hotels Lower your Xbox- and I threw in my two My changed hotels
Lower your Xbox-tations
That was good
I got these
The hotel room keys
Are like Westworld and DC
And they're kind of cool
So hopefully
Yeah if you want
Cool hotel room keys
Hopefully a girl wins
And comes to my hotel
Put all that stuff
Back in your bag
We're gonna have to
Double bag this thing
Okay
As long as that fit
In that bag better
And it's gonna fit
I know all about
Double bagging
Alright
I forgot to say thing. Okay. It's also that fit in that bag better than it's going to fit in that bag. I know all about double bagging.
I forgot to say what I brought for the prize bag.
Notice that. Mark, what
do you got? My gift
has no psychoactive effects, but
I will give you my hotel room key as well.
I was at
the, I was in Hall H this morning
for the Kingsman panel
it was pretty cool
and they gave out these
these t-shirts
that are
that are exclusive
so somebody in here
could win a t-shirt
if you don't want
Sam's Xbox
yep
it comes with something
what's in it
that's got a
Snapchat thing on it
it is
weed chips
oh it's a fucking
fidget spinner.
Oh, shit.
Oh, cool.
God damn.
We're giving away stuff that's too good.
I mean, you guys are, not me.
Before we do yours, Sam, let me just get my crap out of the way.
Is this going to be such a letdown.
It's Gwyneth Paltrow's head, probably.
No.
It's got an AVN t-shirt.
Nice.
Nice.
My free cams, whatever this is.
It's like a wristband thing.
A beautiful Christmas bong from Peacemaker.
I got a reaction.
Copy one of my CDs.
A blue card from Getting Doug with High.
And a...
This is from a loot crate
One of the wrestling crates
The slam crate they call it
And it's the Road to WrestleMania
Championship belt
But it's very soft
How would you describe that for the listeners?
It's not like a real belt.
It's like a costume belt?
Yeah, I guess.
It actually looks like a fanny pack.
Is it a fanny pack?
It is a fanny pack.
Does it have a zipper?
Yeah, it does.
It's a fanny pack belt.
Oh, that's perfect.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's how I would describe it,
because that's what it is.
All the belts in wrestling and fighting
should just be fanny packs.
When you're the wrestling champ,
but also need a place to store your cliff bars
at Disneyland.
Also, I got another sized peacemaker
that goes with this one.
It's like a little family.
And then a tiny little jar of mustard.
I like holding on to those
and pretending I'm normal sized.
Thanks, guys.
Is that why you brought this giant gift?
Or maybe we're just over...
Maybe it's not that big after all.
It's just next to you.
It's a forced perspective.
It looks big when it's next to me.
But it's next to me.
But it's very... That's my strategy
with dating. I do that.
What is it, Sam?
There's two things in here. I'll start with the smaller thing first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys seem like a bunch of cool
internet folks.
I brought you all of season two
of Mr. Robot
in these very fancy screeners
and this very fancy little fold-out box.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
What's this other thing?
And then this other thing that has been built up way too much.
I think it's going to be pretty cool.
Very generously gifted to me for this prize bag by Clark Wolf,
who I know Alice knows very well.
She beat me in movie trivia.
Yep, she's the best.
This is the nerdiest thing I've ever put in the prize bag.
And I know someone here is going to make sure
this winds up in a good home.
This is a Transformers Optimus Prime voice-changing helmet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That is the most spectacular
present that a person could have.
I have not
tried it on, much to my brother's dismay.
It would look
good on you.
I cannot
confirm whether it will fit
an adult-sized head.
Or my head, thank you.
But there you go.
I'm very happy to get
this out of my house.
That is an amazing
gift.
And a reusable bag.
Save the planet.
And hack the planet.
Go, hackers.
Yeah, but weed chips.
That's true.
That's fucking awesome, man.
Do you want that crap over there?
Yeah, could you help him get it back in that bag?
Yeah.
You said it's a portion of a show later, right?
Yeah, no, I'll leave it in.
This is pretty fun to listen to.
It's like you bought that at Whole Foods now.
I just feel like I'm sitting on the plane
and we're all ready for it to take off
and we just want you to get that in the overhead bin.
Nicely done.
All right, somebody's winning all this stuff.
All right.
Quick couple of questions for you guys, though, before that.
We'll start with you, Jacob, because you know what's coming.
Last movie you saw.
I've not seen a movie since I was on yesterday, so I'm going to go to second to last movie. All right, so let's move on to Mark.
Second to last movie.
I do want to talk about it.
Okay, go ahead. I saw, I watched Dead Presidents, a movie that I really on yesterday, so I'm going to go to second to last movie. All right, so let's move on to Mark. Second to last movie. I do want to talk about it. Okay, go ahead.
I watched Dead Presidents, a movie that I really liked.
Oh, Lorenz Tate.
Yeah, Lorenz Tate.
Big fan of him.
I don't know what happened to him.
A movie I was really into when it came out.
Saw it multiple times in the theaters.
And I've got to say, it didn't really hold up.
But it was an interesting watch, just because I hadn't seen it in so long.
And there's people in it that went on to be famous, like Terrence Howard had a bit part in it.
But it's cool.
Great music. Danny Elfman soundtrack, which is
weird for that movie. Really? Yeah.
Wow. Yeah, that is weird.
It's cool. Alright. Yeah.
So I watched Dead Presidents. I feel like it feels
like there's no black people here and people don't want to
have any emotion about that movie.
I can't watch it. It's a dead
president's party.
Who could ask for more?
When I watch that movie
now, I think of Guillermo
Diaz in Half Baked.
Yeah. Because in the scene where they break into
the lab, he dresses
with the face and the hat
like he's one of the dead presidents.
One of the dead presidents. One of the dead presidents
in the movie Dead Presidents. I was like, this
is, they're taking such a leap with this.
Because I feel like nobody, a very small amount of people would even get that reference at the time.
Yeah, that was a pivotal moment because I was a kid when that movie came out and I didn't know what Dead Presidents meant.
So I had no idea what it was about.
You thought it was a historical drama.
Yeah, and then I read somebody's review in the paper and it it was like, dead presidents is street slang for dollar bills.
And I was like, I need to get my hands on some dead presidents.
It's time to start mowing lawns, Doug.
Is it any bills or just dollar bills?
Well, I mean, there's no live president on a bill.
Yeah, but Hamilton and Franklin were never presidents.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
So you got yourself the 1, the 5, the 20, and the 50.
That's it.
Well, that was the after credit scene.
They were sorting it out and getting rid of all the Hamiltons.
I guess the $2 bill also fits in there.
What if there was nothing but $2 bills in the movie?
But also, the weird thing about that,
I remember the Hughes brothers being interviewed
and saying how much they hated that movie,
and they saw it as this big film.
And I remember thinking, what?
That's your guys' best movie.
Why do you hate that?
That must be like a Tchaikovsky nutcracker situation.
But no, I see kind of why they hated it,
because it's not.
It's really not great.
All right, I'm really glad we talked this through.
It's been bugging me. There hasn't been enough discussion of dead presidents
Mark, what was the last movie you saw?
Maybe something in this
Or maybe the most recent decade
It's Boys to Men
No, it's a
It's not a movie
That's a group
I got my boys with a Z confused
Did you
mean to say boys in the hood?
I think he did.
Look, guys.
He decided to be
racist.
How about that Transformers helmet?
The last movie I saw, Doug, was in...
It transforms you into a racist.
Get off my lawn!
Optimus Prime just sounds like
he's just got a deep voice, right?
There's nothing really special about it other than its depth.
Yeah.
And it's been the same guy for forever, right?
It's distinctive because it's the guy from the cartoon.
It's just deep voice.
He's just like...
I'm trying to think of something he would say.
Look out, it's a Decepticon.
He would say Autobots roll out. Yeah, it's a Decepticon. It would say Autobots roll out, I think.
Yeah, that's it.
Autobots roll out.
He doesn't giggle enough for my taste.
I always forget how quotable the Transformers movies are.
Optimus Prime has never laughed.
Like, dude, you got so fucked up last night.
Nice one.
Let's roll out.
All right, so we've run out of time.
Mark, did you say a movie you've seen?
You didn't see the new Transformers, did you?
I did see the new Transformers.
Front to back, all of it?
Is it what?
Do you watch all of it?
Yeah, I hung in there.
I took the punch.
Is it officially the worst of all of the Transformers films?
No, no, no.
Revenge of the Fallen is still the worst Transformers movie.
What was that, the second one?
That was the second one, followed by Age of Extinction,
which is the second worst one.
And then I put The Last Knight somewhere in the third category.
Well, that's coming up in the world.
Yeah.
Why does Michael Bay want to keep making those things?
He retired from Transformers, but he'll be back.
He'll be back.
They do make a lot of cheddar, sir.
They make a lot of dead presidents, if you will.
But the most recent movie I saw, Doug, was in theaters.
That was the working title of Dead Presidents is Cheddar.
Sam, what about you?
Did you see anything?
Wait, I got to take fucking Transformers?
I don't want that movie.
I was going to say Dunkirk.
I saw Dunkirk.
Oh!
Good war movie.
That's a fun one.
Yeah.
Optimus Prime does not show up.
Spoiler alert.
Autobots hit the beach.
So...
You like the Dunkirk?
Oh, it's great.
Great intent.
I don't recommend it for everybody.
How long is it?
It's only about 100 minutes.
Who do you un-recommend it for
when you say you don't recommend it for everybody?
If you're not prepared for a very intense
warlike experience, I wouldn't go see it.
But if that's what you're looking for,
see it in IMAX.
See it all the way.
What is it like, the first few minutes,
the first part of Save It Private Ryan, but it just keeps going, never lets up? Yeah, it's IMAX. See it all the way. What is it like, the first few minutes, the first part of Save It Private Ryan, but it
just keeps going, never lets up?
Yeah.
It's not as bloody.
You don't see intestines in Dunkirk.
It's PG-13.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So take the kids.
Let's board.
Take the kiddies.
But no, it's a really, really well done movie.
Where do you put that in your list of favorite
Christopher Nolan movies?
It's much better
than The Dark Knight Rises.
Does that movie suck?
What?
You don't have to go through
and name which one sucked.
I just wanted to know where.
So clearly Dunkirk
is better than that one.
I think Batman Begins
is the best.
It might be the best
superhero movie ever made.
Whoa. So I know Batman Begins is the best one. might be the best superhero movie ever made. So I know Batman Begins is the best one.
But it's Batman Begins, The Dark Knight,
and then I'll give Dunkirk a little nod over The Prestige.
Okay.
That's all I needed to hear.
You need to drag shit through the dirt.
Not going to throw Condor Man in there, huh?
Not going to throw Condor Man in there.
Not going to throw Memento. Some people are clapping for Condor Man. there, huh? Not going to throw Condor Man in there. Not going to throw Memento.
Some people are clapping for Condor Man.
I think that's what's happening.
It's my demo.
All right, so there we go.
Finally, we got an answer.
Sam?
Last movie I saw is still my favorite film of the year,
Baby Driver.
Baby Driver, Baby Driver. And fun fact that i did not know going in and i didn't even ask about
until somebody did on twitter uh so the little kid in the bank uh spoiler alert uh evidently is named
sam with two m's and when someone asked edgar Wright about this on Twitter, they were like, does that have anything to do with
Little Wolverine? And he said,
yeah, 100%. That's my homage
to the man who beat me on Doug Loves Movies.
Wow. Really?
Really.
Wow. Yeah.
He just told me, typo.
Yep.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Yep.
That sounds about show business right.
Oh, shit.
So, yeah, Baby Drivers.
I've seen it four times.
I love it.
Yeah, I saw it twice.
Yeah, it's really, when it's available in homes or whatever,
or on my computer, my phone,
I watch it on a loop.
I'm sure it was meant to be watched on your phone.
I fucking love it.
It's a really fun movie,
and I cannot understand a single person who's like,
I don't like it.
Like, oh, then you don't like joy and entertainment.
Cool.
Some people are against those things, you know.
They work hard for their money.
They're cheddar.
Yeah.
And they don't want to shove that cheese through the hole of a box office where, I don't know where I'm going.
That's all right.
We get the chest.
Merchant ivory fans.
So now Jacob really had this question put to him many times recently,
so he gets to go first this time.
But I want answers from all of you for what is the best movie that I've never seen.
Oh, right.
We're amassing a list.
There's lots of people who are passionate about predestination
and Green Street hooligans and equilibrium.
Did you watch Deterrence?
Deterrence.
That was the one we talked about in Boston?
Yeah, that sounded boring.
All right.
No, I do want to see that.
Deterrence is on the list.
Deterrence.
So, Jacob, hit me with it.
What's the best movie I've never seen?
Doug, have you seen Belle Biv Devoe?
No.
That's a...
Wait.
Have you seen...
Thanks for getting my back there.
That's not a movie.
Yeah.
Have you seen...
Boys and Men would have been a good movie in the hood.
Like, it's the same movie, but instead of shooting each other, they just have
sing-offs. It's very heartfelt. They sing
End of the Road when the guy dies. It could work.
Sounds like another bad creation of me.
You know, when you said
Belle, Biv, and Vo, you actually meant
to say Hidalgo.
Yeah.
No.
I have a real one.
There's no horses or R&B.
The movie, Jennifer Lynch's movie Surve, with Bill Pullman and Julia Ormond.
Wow.
And she made a really shitty movie in Boxing Helena, which is famously shitty.
It's almost so shit it's entertaining.
Sure.
But she took a long break, and now she's back, but I haven't seen her other stuff.
But she made that movie, and it's really fucking good.
Probably about 10 years old.
Surveillance.
Surveillance. All right. It's really good. Anyone about 10 years old. Surveillance.
It's really good. Anyone here seen it?
Heard of it.
There was a whole herd of it.
You guys should all check it out. That's what happens with these things. We all need to check them out.
If it's as great
as you think it is.
Keep in mind, Jacob likes things that are terrible.
But, you know, they speak to him somehow.
You just took that punch.
I mean, I know who I'm talking to.
I can't hide anything from these.
What's your favorite movie?
What's a movie that you love that has bad taste?
We don't need to get into this right now.
What's your favorite? Do you have a favorite movie? Do you love that has bad taste? We don't need to get into this right now. What's your favorite?
Do you have a favorite movie? Do you answer that
if someone asks? Because I'd say I can't even
answer that. There's too many good ones.
I do. Yeah, it's too hard to do it.
Maybe Miller's Crossing.
Okay.
Edgar.
Hey, what's the ruckus?
Rumpus.
Speaking of Edgar Wright, though,
he made a list of his favorite
100 movies of all time,
and he said,
but this list is going to change
immediately.
The second I'm done writing it,
I want to change some things.
But it was pretty interesting,
and his number one was
Reservoir Dogs.
Damn right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And his number two
was Dead Presidents.
Because that's what they're going, that's what they're trying to get in Reservoir Dogs.
Okay, do either of you have one, Sam or Mark?
I may have one.
I mean, knowing you probably did see this,
it's a very recent movie.
Pop Star, Never Stop, Never Stopping.
I did see it, and it's very entertaining.
We as a society
dropped the fucking ball on that
movie. It is really, really funny.
Tim Meadows comes to
play hard in that movie. He is
hysterical. He definitely does. Doug, I was
going to tell you Slight. Have you seen Slight?
I have not.
I love when you say movie and one
guy claps. Yeah.
Like, you're sure more people are going to join in, and he's like, ah, fuck.
But Slight really struck a chord with you?
Yeah, it's kind of like an inner-city superhero movie where the guy kind of has powers, and you're not really sure what's going on.
Is it mechanical?
Is it magic?
Is he a mutant?
What's happening here?
Built within a heist movie, there's some dead president's elements.
There's a crime going on, and he's got to get out of that life.
And it's like a superhero movie that does not have a giant banner
and huge trailers and explosions and all that stuff.
It's a little more cerebral, if you will.
I think you'd dig it.
All right, well, it got a 7.4 on metacritic so i disagree
no i don't really follow that i don't know what it got on there but i just saw mixed reviews of
it at the time i don't read the reviews i just see that they're mixed you know like rotten tomatoes
i'll see the numbers and stuff and uh and the numbers sometimes, but they're generally pretty good.
So I didn't see it.
But this one guy in the audience
is very excited about it.
It doesn't help my case
that there's 200 people here
and one guy is like,
yeah, I like that enough to move.
Well, it's got to be
anything that Doug hasn't seen
is going to be like one guy.
Yeah.
On wheat chips.
But nice try, everybody.
Those are some good attempts.
Surveillance, I'm telling you.
Okay.
I'm telling you that I'm not convinced,
but if I remember to put it on the list,
but I already forgot deterrence.
Got to try to keep that in there.
Dude, get it in there.
Is that your Optimus Prime impression?
Yep.
Optimus Prime trying to sweet talk Jazz.
Get it in there, Jazz.
Optimus Prime just says,
bro, you fucker.
Turn the show off Bert
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Got lots of name tags for you guys to choose from
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That's like a Pachango logo.
What is it?
Well, the name tag I went with is Jeffman Origins Lil' Wolverine.
And Jeffman really...
I had to hand it to this guy because obviously I chose it.
I'm front and center here.
It's the poster from X-Men Origins, I'm front and center but he really covered his bases
he's got Paula Tompkins, Jeff Tate
Kevin Smith
and Jon Hamm not dressed
with the rest of the cast
just
just a madman still
just Don Draper
hanging out with the cast of X-Men Origins
it's cool alright what do you got Mark Draper hanging out with the cast of X-Men Origins.
It's cool.
All right, what do you got, Mark?
I got Mark's attacks.
Yes.
You found it.
Because they put my face on it.
But also, there's famous Marks in here, and then me.
So Mark Ellis is the headline of the movie.
That's the guy you pay to see.
And Mark Wahlberg, I guess, is featured in a smaller role in it.
But then there's also Mark T.
That's him.
Oh, you're Mark T.
That's his name tag, yeah.
I was going to say, why not the full last name?
You just initially.
Bro, haven't you been Alcoholics Anonymous?
Oh, my bad.
Good luck with your problem. My name is Mark T
and I make kick-ass movie posters.
There you go.
Alright, give me that.
Jacob?
I'm playing for the Teresa Strikes Back.
Not the most clever name, but she did a really good drawing.
She did you as Luke on the Tauntaun
and me as Han Solo about to kiss Leia or Teresa, I guess.
I don't know who that is.
I think it's Leia, but it's really...
She did it in kind of a comic book format.
I don't know if you guys know this convention
used to be about comic books.
So I thought that was kind of...
That's a little-known trivia fact.
So I thought it worked. Wow. Luke's options
were really limited. He could be inside a
Tauntaun or his sister.
He could be in a Bacta tank,
which is an anal sex metaphor, obviously.
All right. So that's who you're playing for?
What was her name again?
Teresa.
Okay, good job, Teresa.
Congratulations.
I like original art.
To all of you for being chosen.
What was the name on yours again, Sam?
Jeff.
Jeff, all right, Jeff.
Congratulations on taking home all these prizes, Jeff.
Aw.
I'm just going to cut to that part.
I'm just going to give away the prizes right now.
Cool.
Cool. We got lots of great games to play. I'm just gonna cut to that part I'm just gonna give away the prizes right now Cool
We got lots of great games to play
Starting with
I gotta sneeze
Bless you!
Did I win?
Sam wins our first game
Wow you guys dropped a fucking ball on that.
If anyone had said Gesundheit to me, that would have been
negative one.
It's a pretty sneaky game.
No, this game is called
Alex and Jason's and Deb's
IMDB game.
Good boy.
You buzz in with your own name when you think you know it.
Or,
last night we were having fun with different kinds of buzz ins.
Do you want to use your name or do you want to make a noise?
What do you want to buzz in with?
I'll go with my name.
Okay, Sam.
Two Ms?
Yep.
Okay.
I'll pronounce them both.
I'll buzz in with Mark T.
I'll buzz in with Sam with one M.
Oh, no you won't.
I think my name will be fine.
That's not going to be confusing at all.
My name will be fine.
Okay, here we go.
All right.
So, yeah, when you think you know who it is,
obviously, you know, in the first title,
you might be taking a big chance,
but, you know, maybe it's worth it
because themes emerge.
Oh, I should say, just so you guys know,
last night the theme was... Oh, you heard it
in the car. I did.
With a witness, had I been up on this stage,
it would have been a fucking bloodbath.
Oh, well.
I'm sure,
but that's like playing Jeopardy at home.
That almost guarantees I'm going to get
destroyed tonight. Well, there was an Avengers
theme last night in this game. I'll just say
that much just to level the playing
field for tonight.
Yeah, that's all you need to know, right?
Bonus points for additional ones
if you get in and guess correctly.
Negative one if your first guess
is wrong. Here we go.
Whose top four starts
with Wonder Woman?
Don't say it in the audience, please.
Jacob.
You want to go for it?
Yeah. Okay, who is it? Chris Pine.
Incorrect.
That would have been
my guess, too. Alright, well,
I'll give you a negative one as well then
Wait
I'm too honest
Keep your mouth shut
Too honest
Alright so
Anybody else want to buzz in on that
Or you want another title
Here we go another title
Batman vs Superman Dawn of Justice want to buzz in on that or you want another title? Here we go. Another title.
Batman versus Superman.
Dawn of Justice. Sam.
Would that be Ben Affleck?
Incorrect.
Mark T.
That would be
Gal Gadot.
That is it. Gal Gadot.
Mark T.
In the beginning of that movie, when she
was like a little girl, I was just sitting there,
I was just waiting for Gal Gadot.
Esoteric or dumb, you decide.
Mark, you gotta guess two more Gal Gadot movies.
Ha!
You already said Wonder Woman, right?
Yes.
We've got Wonder Woman.
We've got Batman V-Soups.
Okay.
Keeping Up with the Joneses.
Okay.
Nothing for that?
I think that's a fun movie
one more though
oh
triple nine
triple nine
okay I want to give Mark
the win just for literally naming all
four Gal Gadot movies
no he doesn't get any bonus
points for that thing he just did, whatever that was.
Because she's in slightly popular films called Fast and Furious 6 and Fast 5.
Wow.
Yeah.
How about that?
Yeah, yeah.
How about that?
There you go.
But Mark does get the one point for getting in there correctly.
And now we'll move on to the next round.
Whose top four starts with...
We need to talk about Kevin.
Mark, T.
What do you got?
Ezra Miller.
That is correct.
Correct.
What do you got?
Ezra Miller.
That is correct.
I knew this was going to be the theme going in.
I still didn't get it.
You get to name three more Ezra Millers.
Bust in too early.
Can you name any other Ezra Millers?
Ezra Miller was in Suicide Squad.
Okay, two more. Ezra Miller was in The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Okay, two more.
Ezra Miller was in The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
Okay, one more.
And Ezra Miller was in Boyz II Men.
The Ezra Miller Show.
Oh shit, you were so close.
Two of those were correct.
Perks of Being a Wallflower and
Suicide Squad.
And he was also in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.
Ah.
Yeah, but you're really taking quite a commanding lead now
with those bonus points.
You have four, and Simon and Jacob are tied with negative one apiece.
Damn right.
So I'm just quickly doing the math,
and it's impossible for either of you to win this game.
Sweet.
Here we go.
The first title of the next round is Man of Steel.
Jacob.
Who is it?
Henry Cavill.
That's correct.
It's a much milder.
Now you're up to zero.
Yeah.
If you get these next three right, you'll have three.
Mark will have four.
Batman, Superman, Dawn of Justice.
Yes.
Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Yes.
And.
The suspense is not killing anyone.
I know.
Is he going to lose by two points or one point?
Fuck, what was the other thing?
You're going to lose by two points. You did the other. what was the other thing? You're going to lose by two points.
He did the other.
I can't think of the other one.
I got to break it to you.
Yeah.
Because I was like, what?
Okay.
Yeah, I'll just say it.
Was it?
Okay, go ahead.
It's fourth title, Immortals.
Oh, yeah.
I don't even know.
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Was he in New Edition?
Thought he was in New Edition.
All right, let's play a quick...
This is supposed to be a tiebreaker, but Mark ran away with that.
But I still want to do it just to watch
you guys all try to buzz in real fast. Argo.
Jacob.
Jacob.
Oh, I got there. Thank God.
Did he? I think so. I don't know.
Maybe louder. Teresa, what do you think?
What's your guess, Sam?
Ben Affleck.
No.
Yay.
Is he in Wonder Woman?
He's right.
It's Ben Affleck.
He's right.
I've not seen Wonder Woman.
They're all in the Justice League, all those actors in that game.
So great job, Mark.
You get to go first in this next game.
And it's a little something we call
Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
Who the hell's tagline is it?
I'll read a tagline from a motion picture.
And you each get one chance at guessing it.
The first person who gets it right, though,
wins that point.
Hunting season is open, Doug.
I don't know what that's
the tagline from. It's from Hard Target.
Hard Target?
Yeah. Wow, you really
feels like you really know your taglines.
I really know my Hard Target.
Okay. He punches out a
rattlesnake.
Alright, you get to go first, then Jacob, then Sam.
What movie, Mark Ellis has the tagline,
everything he touches turns to excitement?
What's the film rated and it's not
Captain Bonermaker
everything he touches
turns to excitement
it sounds like a
like a spy kind of knockoff kind of thing.
Like not James Bond or Bourne, but like something in that world.
Everything he touches turns to excitement.
I'm going to say triple X.
Oh, okay.
Jacob?
I know Channing Tatum is in it.
I'm going to actually...
I think it's a...
Why are you going after Channing Tatum?
Well, he's just so exciting.
Oh, okay.
There's got to be a...
I thought there was some sarcasm there.
No, I just...
No, I meant like...
But I don't want to guess one of the stripper movies.
I think it's...
Spy Hard.
Oh, okay.
I like that.
That's kind of where Mark was headed, I think.
Sam?
Doug, I hate to brag,
but this is one of my all-time favorite movies,
and it's clearly correct,
so we can just move on to the next game.
The answer is Flubber.
I can't tell if he's bluffing.
Everything he touches
turns to fucking flubbery excitement, folks.
We were all there.
He doesn't put flubber on everything. Everything. He's not made of flubbery excitement, folks. We were all there. He doesn't put flubber on everything.
Everything.
He's not made of flubber.
I know.
No, the person who turns everything to excitement
by touching it is,
from the classic motion picture,
Goldfinger.
Oh, my God, it was so easy.
Yeah, it's right there for you.
That's what I knew.
It really describes it.
I thought it was parodying that. I thought it was everything he touches turns to gold. Right, that's right there for you. That's what I knew. It really describes it. I thought it was parroting that.
I thought it was everything you touch
just turns to gold.
Right, that's what Mark was going for, too.
Gold member would have been a great guess
that nobody made.
Yeah.
I was browsing,
and I looked at the right answer.
I was like, nah.
Yeah.
All right, well, let's...
Let's try another one.
Mark gets to go first again, then Jacob and Sam.
And this one goes like this.
What movie has the tagline, no limits, no fears, no substitutes?
I know it.
Jacob's excited about it.
I got it.
It's clearly an action movie.
Like it's not like a rom-com, you know?
Are you sure it's not Howard Zinn, bro?
It's not Flubber.
I'm going to guess Must Love Dogs.
It'd be a terrible tagline for a movie called No Limits.
Or maybe a great one,
because the tagline itself doesn't even have limits It keeps going
Even after saying the title
No limits
I know you have it
No fears, no substitutes
Yeah
Do you give up or do you want to just take a wild guess?
I'm going to take a wild guess
Here we go
It's an action movie
It's a guy who stops people from doing bad things.
Alright. No substitutes.
Don't say
anything, you guys in the audience. No, no, I really think
it's an action movie. I'm going to go with
The Transporter.
Okay. That's
incorrect because I know it. I'm going to
go ahead and call that. Alright. Jacob,
what is it? It's GoldenEye. GoldenEye is
correct.
I see your theme.
Well, there was a six-year
gap between License to Kill and GoldenEye. It was the longest
gap ever between Bond movies. So there was
a lot of Bond, would-be Bonds in between.
It was kind of his official
no substitutes. It was a pointed
logline. He brought it back, man.
That movie's great. It's my favorite Brosnan one.
Alright, Sam gets to go first
in this next round. Oh, boy.
What movie has a tagline
Viva James Bond?
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I got it. I got it.
I know it.
Diamonds are forever?
No.
Really?
Jacob was saying yes!
I was talking to one.
No, I was just kidding.
I had to be.
I think I got this one. Oh, no. Because isn't Viva, like, Italian for live? Jacob was saying yes. I was talking to one. No, I was just kidding. It had to be. I think I got this one.
Oh, no.
Because isn't Viva like Italian for live?
I don't know if it is.
But if it is, that means it's live and let die.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm just going through them in my head.
All 24 of them. Well, no, because it's going to be early to have that
Golden eye 2
To have that
The golden child eye
Fool's golden eye
Yuli's golden eye.
It's a thunderball.
No.
This makes absolutely no sense. Oh, I know what it is.
It makes absolutely no sense. It's from Russia
with love. Oh, that's not what I was going to say.
That doesn't make any sense.
I think IMDB might have fucked up on that one,
because that doesn't even...
I can see it.
Promotion was goofy back then.
Yeah, no, I mean, that's also the fun thing
about going through these taglines,
is that most of them just are screaming something
about James Bond, but...
Also, there was that whole gypsy thing in the beginning.
That's kind of Viva-ish.
But it's from Russia. But the whole thing doesn't's kind of Viva-ish but it's from Russia
but the whole thing
doesn't take place
in Russia
yeah but it's that one
but Sam gets to go first
on this next one again
and Jacob
try to contain
your excitement
Sam
what movie
has a tagline
welcome to Japan
Mr. Bond
oh fuck
that one I know
that's an easy one Mr. Bond. That one I know.
That's an easy one.
Doug turned into Blofeld all of a sudden.
I'm not petting a cat.
Is that... I don't know the
James Bond movie
skills.
I so want this to
be from Russia with
Love, too.
Oh, I haven't done
that, but movies have
multiple taglines.
I could trick
everybody sometime,
just make it the
same movie every
time.
Oh, this is not right.
But I'm staying...
I'm going to stay with the earlier Bond movies.
I'm going to stick with the Connery and Moore.
How about...
Thunderbolt?
Nope.
The guy in the audience says no, but...
Nope.
It's my decision.
Not correct
No that's wrong
Yeah
I gathered that
What you got Ellis
I mean it doesn't sound
Connery to me
It sounds Roger Moore
Or maybe Timothy Dalton
Like I wanna
I wanna say
Living Daylights maybe
Shh
I mean unless you're ordering a drink or something.
So I guess you're going to have to speak.
But this is very suspenseful.
Just like a James Bond movie.
We have not established that it is definitely a James Bond movie.
You're absolutely right.
We have not established that it is definitely a James Bond movie. You're absolutely right.
Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond!
I think I know what it is.
Do you expect me to stay here in Japan?
No, I expect you to die!
In Japan.
to stay here in Japan.
No, I expect you to die.
In Japan.
I'll say you only live twice.
That's right.
That is correct.
No idea.
I'm assuming you're Mark T, not you.
Okay.
All right, so, Sam, you're going to have to sit this next one out.
That's just fine.
Because we've got to break the tie.
One of these fellas is going to win this game.
You each get a crack at this one.
Yeah, you get to go first, Jacob.
Which movie in the history of all movies could be any kind of movie? Which one has the tagline, a whisper of love, a whisper of hate?
That's a tough one.
Yes, it is.
Bro, I think it's one of the. By design.
It's a fucking tiebreaker.
Oh, that would be a good switcheroonie
if it was Tokyo Drift.
Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bondini.
What do you got, Jacob?
It's a gas, but live and let die.
No.
Mark, you got one?
British people whisper on Her Majesty's Secret Service.
I like that setup to that. British people whisper? They Majesty's Secret Service. I like that setup to that.
British people whisper.
They're the only ones. They're such whisperers.
Mr. Bond.
That is incorrect.
Jacob? We keep going.
We're going to go until we get a winner. Oh, wow. Take turns naming
James Bond movies.
Go.
Okay. You can go this fast
You can just name one
Would that be
The Spy Who Loved Me
No
The Living Daylights
No
Diamonds Are Forever
No
Thunderball
No
Stop it out there
The audience can't stand it
Man With A Golden Gun
No
Living No Stop it out there. The audience can't stand it. Man with a golden gun. No.
Living.
License to kill?
The other Timothy Dalton one. No.
Doctor no.
Jesus, Ellis.
Doctor no.
Come on, Mark. Doctor, no. Okay.
Come on, Mark.
I love this game.
Doctor, no.
No.
Guys!
It's the only one you haven't said!
Moonraker.
No, there's a bunch of ones you haven't said.
No.
No, it's the only one in my head,
because I ran out a long time ago.
Did you guess Diamonds Are Forever?
I did.
Well, I'm not going to guess that.
Never Say Never Again. No.
Octopussy. No.
Well, I'm out twice now. The World Is Not Enough. No.
Shut up!
Plus we said that one.
Quantum of Solace.
That'd be kind of cool, though, if that was Axl Rose that just yelled that out.
Or Paul McCartney.
What'd you say?
Quantum of Solace.
No.
Tomorrow Never Dies.
No.
No.
No, no, no, nope, nope.
Casino Royale.
Yes!
Fwa, fwa, fwa!
Yeah.
But is it the older Casino Royale with Jimmy Bond?
It could be either one.
All right.
No, it's the more recent one.
Really?
They went with A Whisper of Love, A Whisper of Hate?
It's like if it appeared on a poster in Europe somewhere,
it could be an IMDb.
They also, for most of those, also has an alternate hat.
James Bond is back.
It said that every time.
So I thought that would get redundant if I kept picking that one.
But, yeah, that turned out to be
a lot of fun, guys, and thank you for
putting yourselves through that.
Jacob gets to go
first in a round
to last man Stanton.
Oh boy.
Determining our winner
this evening, this game.
So this is all rides on this.
I'd love to family feud your ass.
On family feud, you can get zero points,
and then in the third round, if you win one,
you beat the other team.
I thought you meant because we're both Jews.
It was kind of a familial fight.
Why'd you make it weird, man?
I don't know.
I think the Gentiles made it weird.
It was weird enough with
I want to be on family feud with you.
I was on the feud.
He actually said,
I want to family feud your ass,
is what he said.
You did one of these new ones
where they have teams of celebrities?
No, I was on an old one
where they had a team of celebrities,
air quotes.
The cast of Freaks and Geeks played the cast
of Popular.
In 1999,
Louis Anderson was the host.
Yeah. R.I.P.
Louis Anderson. That's right.
And Martin Starr and I won the big
money and fast money for our charity.
Yeah.
Martin Starr plays a likeable
upbeat character in Spider-Man Homecoming
I have not seen it but I look forward to it
he's like a nice guy
normal guy he's not all mean to everybody
all the time
co-written by John Daly
also a Freaks and Geeks fan
that's probably how he got the job
no I don't believe so
and then James Franco was in the first one.
Yeah.
So I'm just waiting for the phone to ring.
That's all I'm saying, Doug.
Bound to happen.
Next time they reboot it, somebody's going to get offered the role of janitor number three.
I'm very excited.
I could see you as a teacher.
You know, like you take Mr. Parker under your wing.
Like, look, Peter, I don't know what's going on at home.
Yeah, maybe you have a little thing with Zendaya.
Yep.
Spider-Man finds out about it.
He's a superhero, but he doesn't know how to stop a teacher from, you know, coming on to the students, you know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I guess he could just web up his dick so he can't make love.
Make love.
Just put a web on his dick.
Make love.
Yeah, no, that wasn't right.
Okay, so somebody in the audience is going to tell us the name of an actor or actress
that we are going to take turns naming movies they've been in when you can't think
of one you're out. You can go to your
lifeline, the person
whose name tag you chose. You can go to them
once.
And, you know, you guys all know the
strategy. I don't have to tell you.
I like to play along. Did I
mention that? And
the person I pre-selected from
Twitter, where is a Congo man hey dude
it's so funny they're always like uh up close uh what's your real name a Congo man
Max all right. Max was taken.
Like what does Congo Man mean?
Like you like going to the Congo?
You're a big fat hairy beast. I really don't appreciate you being so mean to yourself.
So like after the Michael Crichton movie?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, but he spelled it with a K.
Why didn't they just call you Amy?
Guys, Amy is the gorilla in Congo? Yeah.
Thank you.
Or Fat Amy.
I saw the trailer for Pitch Perfect 3
and it makes me so happy
I love Pitch Perfect movies
I hope they just keep making them
I hope they never stop making Pitch Perfect movies
As long as you keep seeing them they will keep making them
I don't think it's just me that goes
but
alright so a Congo man
and a Congo man
alone is going to suggest an actor or actress,
and hopefully it'll be a good one.
But I say, guys, this is a great panel tonight.
You all really know your stuff.
Let's take whatever shitty name he gives us.
Let's not throw anything back tonight.
I can't wait for Ellis to win this thing.
I hope they were in the movie Congo.
If it's Laura Linney, I will fly over the table
and strangle him.
Can't do much, Linney.
She was in Congo, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, she's a female lead.
Okay.
Yeah.
She's a female lead.
Yeah, it's quite a cast
in that movie.
Because it was like
the wannabe Jurassic Park
so they even got
like a low rent Laura
to kind of like Laura Dern
like, you know. Oh, she's not a low a low-rent Laura, kind of like Laura Dern.
Oh, she's not low-rent.
At the time, she's not Laura Dern.
Grant Hesloff is in that movie, and he's the nerdy partner of Dylan Walsh's scientist guy.
And he dies, he gets attacked by the girl, and then basically dies from fear.
And my favorite thing about Grant Hesloff is that he is George Clooney's writing and producing partner,
and has several Academy Awards, but his friends do not let him forget that he was in Congo.
What kind of things do they say to him?
Like, you were in Congo?
Yeah, they hit him where it hurts.
Shut up, you were in Congo.
Yeah.
But my Oscar's Congo.
Congo.
Do you guys know what the catchphrase, the tagline to Congo was?
Oh, what was it?
Welcome to Japan, Amy.
All right.
So Jacob won that last game, so he's going first, and then Mark, Sam, and me.
And Congo Man, our good friend,
I'll try not to judge,
what name would you like us to play?
Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck, you motherfucking...
Boy.
I'm going to put my pen down.
I'm not even going to write down the titles.
Sam, are you going to write them down?
No, I didn't bring a pen and pad tonight.
Okay.
I know you like to do that.
I do because I will remember ten in a row and then forget all of them.
Well, you can't get thrown out for saying one that's been said before.
We'll just say we said it before and then you have to come up with another one.
And hopefully we can... There's been a lot of Ben Affleck talk already this evening,
so hopefully that won't confuse anybody.
But it also gave us some great titles to choose from.
Yes.
Because we've already mentioned them.
Go, Jacob.
Well, the fact that Kevin Smith's probably in the green room right now,
and his name's Amy, I'm going to go with Chasing Amy.
Good call.
Great reason.
I'll go with
Mallrats, then.
Oh, well.
Sam.
How about, I don't know,
maybe I might have won an award or two
for Good Will Hunting.
It's just weird what they clap for
and don't clap for.
I know. But you said that like it was wrong.
Or was he?
Possibly.
Okay, I'm going to go
way back too then
Two Days of Confused
Yeah
I will
Keep the Kevin Smith thing going and go with Dogma
Alright somebody's
Gotta do it
Batman V Superman
Full title
Dawn of Justice Superman full title full title dawn of justice I mean I was gonna hold on to
this one why maybe I'll hang on to it the accountant okay yeah current current
Sam they're making a sequel to that, guys. Because you asked for it, apparently.
I didn't mind that movie.
I didn't mind it, but I wasn't like, oh.
It didn't pester me or annoy me.
Yeah.
Is that because Anna Kendrick was in it and you love her in Pitch Perfect?
Maybe.
No, I thought she had a fairly thankless role. She just kind of stands around going, what are all these numbers?
Why are you shooting people?
He just kind of stands around going, what are all these numbers?
Why are you shooting people?
Sam, I just want to say this sincerely to you as my next answer.
Yes, Doug.
Argo, fuck yourself. Oh.
Just you, nobody else.
No, I understand.
You're right to do that.
Argo, fuck yourself. I love Alan Arkin so much.. No, I understand. You're right to do that. I'll go fuck yourself.
I love Alan Arkin so much.
I'll go fuck yourself.
Wait, it's your turn.
Yeah, Daredevil.
Yeah, Daredevil.
I will go with
The Town.
I wasn't going to say The Town
Point Break in Boston
We did mention that one
That one did come up earlier
Sam?
Alright, I'll finish off the Kevin Smith milieu
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Ah, damn it
Good one
I just realized you've never been in a Kevin Smith movie
That is true
I was almost in a Kevin Smith movie.
Oh, he's just not that into you.
Wow.
Ouch.
Ouch.
That one stinks, Doug. It's terrible that I have to wait for two more answers. I went stings, Doug.
It's terrible that I have to wait for two more answers.
I know.
Oh, yeah, the timing's not good.
I should be doing this to Jacob.
I know, it's true, but I feel bad for Sam
that Kevin won't let him play in any of his radio games.
Ah!
I wanted to save that, but I...
You had to do it, man.
I don't like this sub game.
Not only do I not like it,
I am not Armageddon play it.
Armageddon. play it. Armageddon.
I'm not...
I Armageddon don't want to play it anymore.
Just edit that first part out.
You guys can play your clever games all you want.
But anyone who knows me knows me.
I'm just in it for the paycheck.
You're getting paid?
I'm in it for the sum of all fears.
I will half-fluck you up, man.
Jacob? Jacob?
You getting in a rough patch?
I had one, but then it...
I thought rough patch was an half-fluck. Oh, you had one, but then it... I thought rough patch was an athlete.
Oh, you had one, but what's his...
But it's gone, girl.
Oh!
I knew you were setting one up.
Just knew it.
That answer really turns up the heat on me.
I feel like I'm in the boiler room.
Ooh.
That was an impossible one to follow.
That was an impossible one to follow.
I know right now there is no fucking way I can win this game against these forces of nature.
I know there's no way to put Gigli in a sentence.
I don't know. I wonder, woman.
You call me wonder, woman. Oh!
You called me girl and woman.
Is that the full title?
Make up your mind.
Wonder Woman is the full title.
I haven't seen it or seen the poster.
Wonder Woman, Dawn of Pussy, I think is what it's called.
Wow.
Is Affleck in? He's not in Wonder Woman, though.
He's not in Wonder Woman.
I thought we used him earlier. He sent her a telegram. I said it because Woman, though. He's not in Wonder Woman. Wait, what?
I thought we used him earlier.
He sends her a telegram.
I said it because I was guessing.
I have not seen the film.
His mom's name is Martha.
Is he not in it?
I saw it.
Is he not in it?
No.
I guess he's not in it.
We don't see him at all?
No.
She gets a letter from him, and it's like, hey, you're doing a good job.
Yeah.
It really is like, hey, Ben Affleck, will you be in Wonder Woman?
Can I send a letter?
Yeah, well, if he wrote it, if he physically wrote it, I think it should.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Fuck.
So you're out then?
I guess so.
All right.
Unless I can go to Teresa, but I don't think.
I think you said it so confidently.
Yeah.
We got to penalize you for that.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Mark.
Yeah, that's tough.
I mean, that's a disaster.
Along the lines of Pearl Harbor. Oh!
You know, Affleck's character,
he lives through the end of
Pearl Harbor, which is tough.
But it's not as tough as surviving Christmas.
That's right.
The applause is only for saying the name of the film, definitely not for the film.
Changing lanes
Don't forget about your lifeline
I don't think I need my lifeline
I guess I'm just going to say the answer
And it's Jersey Girl
That's the most amount of people that have ever clapped I'm just going to say the answer. And it's Jersey Girl.
That's the most amount of people that have ever clapped.
We thought we'd gotten all the Kevin Smiths.
I thought we did. I missed that one.
That's right.
I was holding that one in the pocket.
Fuck, I guess I got to go back to school ties.
Is he?
No good.
Why?
Matt Damon's in it.
They are both fucking in that movie.
You guys got to go back to school ties.
100% for both of them.
Why do you keep saying that?
The name of the movie is School Ties,
and they're absolutely both in it.
Okay.
100%.
I'm a Jew.
You think I don't know school ties?
Jacob, shame on you.
I saw Serious Man a bunch of times.
It's an extremely Jewish movie.
It really is.
It's very Jewish.
I enjoy Annie Hall.
That Michael Stolberg is great in everything he's in.
Yep.
Very good actor.
Okay, whose turn is it?
I think it's yours.
Oh, it's back on me?
All right.
I'm going to say,
I hope I don't fuck this one up,
but I think he was in a movie called Bounce.
He was.
You got it.
Yay.
Fuck, I just had to.
Seems like that shouldn't be the name of a movie I'd watch all of this movie but
I gotta bounce
Lifeline?
I don't need my lifeline yet
because his mom
in
no wait
Superman's mom
is Diane Lane and Batman
sleeps with Superman's mom
in Hollywood land
it's true
that was a very respectful applause
from you guys.
Sam?
I mean, I have one, but
I'm not 100%
sure, so I will try my lifeline.
That was literally the first one I said.
He's been sitting on it the whole time as a lifeline thinking when it comes to me
I can't believe they haven't said it
alright
going to the tank here
there's got to be like probably at least
five huge movies we haven't said
we might have missed some big ones but also
you can get another one from me I'll allow him to give you another one.
You'll allow it? Yeah, because
I said earlier, if we've said it before, we just say
we've said it already. Cool. Only people named Max
should answer this question.
Live by night. That's what I thought it was.
That's what I was going to say. Live by night.
But that doesn't help me, because that was the one I didn't have the title.
Anyway, live by night. That's his
most recent dog shit directing.
I don't think you were supposed to go to another person. I'm saying your lifeline
you could have used. He said one
we've already said, so you've got to get another one
from your lifeline. I'll just
randomly ask an audience member.
Live By Night. Okay, Live By Night.
I'm happy to go. I misunderstood
you, Doug, but I'm happy to bow out because Ellis is
going to win this thing anyway.
What? I thought you had
several more.
I got a few.
I just fucked up on the Wonder Woman joke.
Yeah, the Wonder Woman.
You played that card.
For the laugh, for once.
All right.
Okay, so it's my turn,
and I'm going to say Smokin' Aces.
Wow.
I'll invoke the Jay and Silent Bob war one more time and say, Affleck, you were the bomb and phantom, yo.
Oh!
Point of parliamentary procedure, Your Honor.
It's phantoms with an S.
I was quoting the movie.
That's a tough one.
What do you mean?
Who's back where?
Oh.
Oh, I see.
So we should make him decide?
Then I should.
If he claims that he said it with an S.
I always, you know, Sam brought that up because I do.
I don't know what the parliament has to do with it.
But my own procedure is that it has to be the correct title.
You were committed to that as your answer before Sam pointed out that you said it wrong.
So I have to say that you're out.
Yeah.
It'll be okay, guys.
We're still going to have a Christmas, damn it.
Don't you guys make Judge Doug take out his gavel and smoke out of it.
Sam?
I know you got another one.
I really don't.
Max?
He said Walrath.
He said Walrath already and I was kidding.
Live by night. I couldn't remember if it was live by night
or we live by night.
It worked out okay, I guess.
Yeah, it did.
This will be a controversial ending.
It certainly will be.
Yeah.
Changing lane.
Because of the letter in Wonder Woman?
Because he probably wrote that?
I was thinking about that one.
What's that?
No, I was singular.
Oh, changing lane?
Going singular or plural.
Yeah.
Pearl dock.
Oh, there's got to be one more.
What? Pearl Doc. There's got to be one more. Batman v Superman.
Morning of Freedom.
That's changing words.
Not just leaving letters off.
Well, I'm having some fun, Doug.
I'm out.
Oh, okay.
There's a pretty big one I'm thinking of, Sam'm having some fun, Doug. I'm out. Oh, okay. There's a pretty big
one I'm thinking of, Sam. It's on the table.
Oh, there's a big one on the table.
Get your fork and knife.
Answer
the question before I yell
my wife.
This is it.
Is there any... I don't have another one.
I don't think I've got another one ready to go.
Is he in movie 43?
Even though he's in a big one.
Is he in that one?
Movie 43?
Maybe.
There's lots of people in that one. There's so many people. He's not in JFK. No though he's in a big one. Is he in that one? Oh, Movie 43? Maybe. Yeah.
There's lots of people in that one.
There's so many people. He's not in JFK.
No, he's not.
He's not in Movie 43.
No.
He is in Suicide Squad.
We said that, didn't we?
We did?
No.
It came up in the earlier game.
I was worried that that would happen.
I believe he had a cameo in Elektra, too.
I don't know.
Did he?
Maybe.
Nobody. But anyway, let's call it. Sam is our winner tonight. I don't know. Did he? Maybe. Yeah.
But anyway, let's call it.
Sam is our winner tonight.
Oh, I don't feel good about it.
Ugly, ugly win.
We're going to have to get a rematch.
For sure.
We're going to have to get this group together again sometime
because there was a lot of things that just didn't go right.
I would really like to just call this one a tie, a three-way tie.
I don't feel good about the win.
No, no, I think you should feel really good
about turning to an audience member
and asking them for the answer.
Well, if he just said a different move...
An unprecedented move.
I misunderstood what you were saying, Doug.
Yeah, you sure did.
He called out the audience member.
Yeah, I called out the audience member.
It is my brother, Max, guys.
That was kind of
a... The best part about when you asked
him is that he was so confident
in Good Will Hunting.
He's like, these morons
up here. Wait till I drop this
knowledge bomb on them.
Did you have another one
after Good Will Hunting?
Did you have a backup?
Raider Games
was said.
We really did a good job
of clearing the table.
Huh?
Fargo?
He said Argo.
He said Argo.
He said Argo,
fuck yourself.
Shakespeare!
Shakespeare and
motherfucking love.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
Gone, baby, gone.
No, he directed it. We didn't say gone, baby, gone. No, he directed it.
We did say gone, baby, gone.
I guess that counts, though.
Runner, runner.
Glory days.
Field of dreams?
Oh, no, he is in Field of Dreams.
Is he?
Yeah.
I think him and Damon in Field of Dreams.
Yeah.
Okay.
They get molested by Moonlight Grand. You're not so dumb, are you?
We were mocking you.
What?
Clerks 2.
Clerks 2?
Yeah.
Makes sense, yeah.
Cruise through.
Good Will Hunting 2 Hunting Season?
It's the movie within the movie of J. Allen Saldana.
Alright, the person that Sam was playing for,
come get your prizes.
Congratulations.
Well done. That was almost
a terrible tragedy.
Where's he at?
Oh, it's not that easy.
You can come get him after the show.
The other audience members that are close to the stage will forge through and get the good stuff.
But you get everything else.
What's your name?
Jeff.
All right.
Congratulations, Jeff.
You want to give Jeff his name tag back, you can do that.
But yeah, it's a bunch of stuff.
So maybe you and a friend can come up here and grab it once people start to filter out.
But congratulations, a good job.
And let's do some plugs.
Promote yourself, Jacob.
Oh, yeah, fuck.
I'm unprepared.
Just Twitter and Instagram.
Sit off with one F.
This happens at the end of every show I ask you to do this.
But, you know, it was...
All right.
It wasn't a trick question.
I got it but you know. All right. It wasn't a trick question. Okay.
Mark Ellis.
You can go on YouTube, subscribe to my movie channel, Schmo's No, and on Twitter and Facebook, at Mark Ellis Live.
Yay.
Wet Out American Summer, 10 years later, streaming on Netflix, August 4th.
And I know
I'm going to get a lot of hate tweets.
So guys, my Twitter handle is
JacobSiroff1F.
Thank you very much.
Send them right at me.
Very good.
Very, very good.
I'm going to be in Traverse City next week.
Looking forward to that.
And I'm pretty sure we've worked it out,
but maybe not completely.
I plan to be back here at American Comedy
Company, whether they want me or not,
on the
annual Night Before Thanksgiving show.
We'll do something.
Probably a stand-up show. Maybe at Douglas
Movies, but I don't know if I can get guests down
here on the night before Thanksgiving.
But we'll see what happens.
And one more time for all of my guests tonight,
Jacob Seroff, Mark Ellis, and Sam Little Logan Levine.
I'd like to ask you, Sam, to come back on the next show
as the reigning champion in Traverse City
if you can make it out there.
You know what?
I can go to Michigan for you, Doug.
Oh, awesome.
He was already going to go to Michigan.
So it's not that.
But it's cool that that sort of worked out that way.
It really did.
Controversial ending to this one for sure.
It was definitely controversial.
I don't feel good about it.
I'll redeem myself in Michigan
You know what they say when you land in Traverse City
Welcome to Japan
These are some interesting ones
Thanks again to American Comedy Company
and everybody for coming out.
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