Doug Loves Movies - Samm Levine, Rich Sommer and Sean Jordan guest

Episode Date: September 14, 2016

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Doug welcomes Samm Levine, Rich Sommer and Sean Jordan to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...tps://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and you know what? I love movies. This is I Love Movies. I tried to throw it at you a little weird just to see what would happen. Coming to you from the very professional
Starting point is 00:00:40 Nerd Melt showroom in the back of Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles, California. It's Monday, September 12, 2016, and I feel the need, the need for nametags. What do you got, Los Angeles? Let's get some house lights so I could see these shits. We've got Jeff FK. And we've got Jeff FK. Somehow I'm smoking a joint in the middle of a very serious looking JFK poster.
Starting point is 00:01:11 Lawrence just attached his name to what looks like delicious cookies. Smart one Lawrence. This one up front is lit up but I still can't read it. Crystal Blanca. Crystal Blanca Crystal Blanca And you attach some bottle caps Oh I used to love bottle caps And red vines
Starting point is 00:01:30 Which I'm not going to lie to you guys I enjoy a Twizzler But red vines is better than Twizzlers It's kind of a west coast east coast thing I hope that Twizzlers and red vines Don't murder each other Alright great job Abby T Great job everybody Coast thing. I hope that Twizzlers and Red Vines don't murder each other. Alright, great job Abby T.
Starting point is 00:01:48 Great job, everybody. Thank you for bringing those. And good luck to you all. Only three of you will be chosen. Only three of you are the chosen one. Doug plugs. Tomorrow night, Doug Loves Movies is over. UCB Franklin at 930
Starting point is 00:02:05 I believe tickets are still available and then Wednesday this time it's for real the last time was kind of a trick I'm really gonna interrupt Now You See Me Too
Starting point is 00:02:14 at CineFamily and on Friday at 445 I'm doing stand up that's in the afternoon at Caboo Music Festival in Del Mar, California so if you're going
Starting point is 00:02:24 to that festival it's the first day on a Friday afternoon when I go on. So it'll probably be a nice little intimate performance. Boston, Charlotte, New York City, and more. Douglovesmovies.com for more info. Oh, and don't forget, you can still purchase the Super Duper Tourney of Champs in the comedy album section of iTunes or at DouglasMovies.com for two bucks. The show we did in Orlando on Saturday, it doesn't feel like a lost episode. It just feels like a delayed episode.
Starting point is 00:02:57 So hopefully that'll be up tomorrow for you guys. And then this episode tonight will be up on Wednesday. And then tomorrow night's episode will be up on Thursday. And then we're all just going to take a break for a minute. Fucking enough Doug Lowe's movies already. But tonight I'm very excited
Starting point is 00:03:16 because I've gathered three of the, you know, I'd argue to say they're some of the strongest game players we have, you know, visiting us on a regular basis. So please give a big, warm welcome to Sean Jordan, Rich Summer, and Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Little Wolverine. I got so excited to bring you guys out here and start playing games that I forgot to say what I brought, what's in the prize bag. But let's just go down the line, meet you individually, and find out what you brought. And then I'll share my gifts with everybody, because I think
Starting point is 00:04:06 I brought maybe the best thing that's ever been. Not really. Let's say hi. Thanks for coming back. It's Rich Sommer, everybody. Hi, Doug. Thanks for having me. Gamesman extraordinaire. Yep. You're always a very
Starting point is 00:04:23 enthusiastic player. am and what did you tell me uh in a private tweet that i never plan on winning yes it's got a very interesting strategy that's the olympics that's how they do it the tweet that that private tweet that i sent you was immediately preceded by your tweet that said private tweet that said uh just so you know you're facing two very good players. No presh. No presh. I asked these guys if they got any messages
Starting point is 00:04:49 about me playing, but they didn't seem to recall. No, no, no. I almost sent them something like, hey, don't sweat it, guys. He's only a board game specialist. But yeah, well, you know, I just don't want anybody
Starting point is 00:05:03 to feel any pressure because it doesn't really matter. Don't send those tweets at me. It's all for fun. Sure. Yeah, I said no presh. I made it cute and everything. P-R-E-S-H.
Starting point is 00:05:14 That's true. Presh. Well, it's adorable. What's going on with you? You got any movie things we can look for you in? I heard you're into Masters of Sex. Did that one already air? One was on last night and then another one
Starting point is 00:05:26 will be on this coming Sunday, yes. Nice. Foot fetishists. That is correct. I didn't see it, but that's the buzz on the street. Literally it was on the street when Sam said foot fetishists. When he walked up.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Fan of the show. Yeah, well, thank you for taking the time out from your weird, creepy sex problem. It's not a sex problem,
Starting point is 00:05:53 really. No, you can make it work. Yeah, it's just a road bump sometimes. Yeah. From what I understand. Tarantino's made it work out okay. Does he have a thing?
Starting point is 00:06:06 For feet? Yeah Oh watch one of his movies I'll have to do that Yeah you get really good looks At Uma Thurman's feet And Richard Fonda's feet And feet feet feet All the time with that guy
Starting point is 00:06:18 And it's also He does a lot of establishing shots Of characters with their feet Hadn't noticed it Lucy Liu's feet are all bound up, you know, in Kill Bill. Uh-huh. Yeah. Foot fetishist. Look it up. I wrote a
Starting point is 00:06:32 Wikipedia page about it. Wait, you wrote a Wikipedia page about... It's just called... It's a fact. Tarantino's a foot fetishist, and here's why. Three examples from eight films. I like the disambiguation. If you were looking for Qu fact Tarantino's a foot fetishist and here's why three examples from eight films I like the disambiguation if you are looking for Quentin Tarantino film director go here if you're looking for Quentin Tarantino foot fetishes via Doug Benson click here go over there yeah it's
Starting point is 00:06:57 all out there I mean you know there's a lot of important conspiracies in the world these days and I'm glad I'm glad I uncovered that one. Me too. Also, did you know people float in every Spike Lee movie? I'm sorry, joint. Also joining us on the panel today, very funny comedian, good friend of mine. He just got back from, we were in the Orlando
Starting point is 00:07:20 show. I don't want to give away the results of the Orlando show, but he won, so I asked him to come back tonight. It's Sean Jordan, everybody. Yo. What do you got to say for yourself? I don't know. Nothing really. Did you have fun in Orlando?
Starting point is 00:07:43 I had a really good time in Orlando. Would you be sad if nobody ever hears it? I will be sad. It was a good one. I wouldn't know when I'd hear it. We're just having trouble getting the audio from the folks at the club. And when there's trouble getting the audio, there's often not going to be any audio. But we're getting there, hopefully.
Starting point is 00:08:02 We'll get it. Yeah, it was a goodie. We'll see. I had fun. I enjoyed it. Yeah. I mean, there's people listening to that episode right hopefully. We'll get it. Yeah, it was a goodie. We'll see. I had fun. I enjoyed playing. Yeah, I mean, there's people listening to that episode right now, or not right now, but you know what I mean.
Starting point is 00:08:10 They'll listen to it, and they'll be like, then they'll listen to this one and go, I just heard the Orlando show. Why are they talking about it? What's the big deal? Well, now you know. That's the beauty of podcasting, is that you can learn things out of order
Starting point is 00:08:26 so that was a message for people who haven't heard either of these yet that's correct it's like i saw sully today and sully is you know it's the he he couldn't uh the birds flew into the engines and he had to land in the river that's the pretty much the whole movie is telling that. There's a lot of flashing around. Speaking of Tarantino, it's got a real Tarantino structure where it starts with the crash and then goes back to before and then back to the crash. You get to see the...
Starting point is 00:08:55 Not crash, they land. It's an important point Sully makes during the movie. It was not a crash landing. It was a water landing. We crashed into the water. It was not a crash landing. It was a water landing. We crashed into the water. But anyway, ultimately it's an inspiring movie and they shot it
Starting point is 00:09:12 all in IMAX and please welcome I'm talking too much. Sam the Ma'am is here! Thank you. Thank you. Doug, I'm going to resign my post working on your Wikipedia page. I've been sitting on that for like five minutes, guys.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Yeah, it might have been hilarious if you just spit it right out in the moment. You moved along too fast, Doug. No one's ever said that to me in my life. That's alright. Alright, dude. What do you got for the prize bag tonight? Oh, I got some good stuff.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I have some CDs. Let's see. Wolf Mother, their second album, Cosmic Egg. That's right. They're the Australian Black Sabbath. And then a band called Rhinoceros? I don't know. That's right. They're the Australian Black Sabbath. Total classic.
Starting point is 00:10:06 And then a band called Rhinoceros? I don't know. It's something not good. But here's some actual good stuff. So I have a new show for Rooster Teeth called Crunch Time, which premiered this weekend. And they gave me a swag bag at a little event, and it's got some Rooster Teeth stuff in it.
Starting point is 00:10:25 We got a keychain and a neck lanyard thing and then a limited edition action figure from Laser Team, their feature film. Look, I don't care if you guys keep this or sell it on eBay, but it's going in the prize pack. Thank you very much, Sam. Pass that nice stuff down here. And I will put it... I tried to watch Nice Guys on the plane,
Starting point is 00:10:47 you know, that was on one of the channels on the TV and the screen, the seat in front of you. And at the beginning, it said edited for content, and I was like, shit, fuck, because... You just said that to a baby sitting next to you? I'm sorry, I didn't say shit, fuck.
Starting point is 00:11:04 I said sheet farm, because that's the kind of nonsense that they throw in. At one point, a girl is talking about doing anal. It says doing anal and stuff. And they changed the line to doing angles and stuff. It's like, what's even happening? In that case, throughout that entire movie, I thought, oh, this is just Shane Black fucking around
Starting point is 00:11:28 because the things they'd say instead were more creative than usual, but also never made much sense, you know? You know, a lot of what the freak instead of fuck, which is pretty funny. What do you got for the prize bag, Sean? I have popcorn and Sour Patch Kids, because
Starting point is 00:11:47 that's what I do when I watch movies. And my roommate gave me three albums to give away, so this is the third one. Ian Carmel, he's a very funny comedian. Buy his album, because I don't have one. And tweet at Kill Rockstars to put one out with me, and then I'll have one next time. And then I found this
Starting point is 00:12:03 at Goodwill, the best of the improv live comedy from the Legendary Comedy Club Volume 1. So this came out in 2003, but it's fucking old. It's got David Spade, Steve Harvey, very young Janine Garofalo. Those are contemporary names. Yeah, they all stayed in the
Starting point is 00:12:20 game. I'm not saying... Brad Garrett, he's still around. You just have to look up. Wow, a rare tall joke. It's really bucking the trend there. You don't want the rest of this stuff? What? Okay. You'll take it. Yeah, what was this thing?
Starting point is 00:12:39 Oh, Ian Carmel, yes. I gotta get Ian Carmel in one or all of my shows, because I've always heard such nice things about him. And speaking of nice things and people, this man, Rich Summers, sauntered up today, tonight, with a backpack all holstered on your shoulders. And what magnificent thing did you bring that you had to carry it in a backpack?
Starting point is 00:13:02 Oh, please tell me it's a Mad Men Emmy. All right. thing did you bring that you had to carry it in a backpack? Oh, please tell me it's a Mad Men Emmy. I kind of won an Emmy last night. How did you win an Emmy? At Midnight won an Emmy for best something or other show. An interactive show. And, you know, I'm on it one-eighth of the time.
Starting point is 00:13:26 That counts. Yeah, that counts. Is that right? That counts. One twelfth of the time. I'm on like once a month. Anyway. If Doug Loves Movies
Starting point is 00:13:35 won an award, does that mean that we all sort of won an award as well? That's how I felt. Didn't you feel that way when John Hamm won for Mad Men?
Starting point is 00:13:43 I took a little credit for that one. Not at all. I was like, he used to yell at me John Hamm won for Mad Men I took a little credit for that one not at all I was like he used to yell at me when we played poker that's how I practiced being a mean guy
Starting point is 00:13:50 that's a whole different thing what's in the bag I brought a couple of games what's in the backpack oh games I have these are both from a company
Starting point is 00:14:02 called Big Potato which is a UK what nothing don't listen to them okay I have these are both from a company called Big Potato which is a UK what? nothing don't listen to them okay sorry somebody had a response
Starting point is 00:14:10 there was hubbub but then the people at Bananagrams have brought them to the US so anyway this one is called Scrawl
Starting point is 00:14:17 Doodle Your Way to Disaster it's a you know like a telephone pictionary type television sure
Starting point is 00:14:24 grown up game these both have a parental advisory sticker on them oh be careful It's a telephone Pictionary type, television type grown-up game. These both have a parental advisory sticker on them. Oh, be careful. That's exciting. And this is the Bucket of Doom. It says, when the shit hits the fan, you need a plan. It's the deaf dodging party game. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Is there a warning on that one, or do they just figure using the word shit right on there? It's just a big piece of shit you can only play at one time. You just throw it into a fan. That's right. Is there a warning on that one, or do they just figure using the word shit right on there? It's just a big piece of shit you can only play at one time. You just throw it into a fan. That's right. That's the game. The real game is the hours of cleanup. I love these games.
Starting point is 00:14:57 They're awesome. Hey, Doug, you dropped the games. Oh, shit. Thanks. Thanks. Sure. Everybody just brought a pile of prizes tonight. My little CVS bag isn't going to cut it. So whoever wins tonight, good luck.
Starting point is 00:15:20 I got a t-shirt that somebody handed me that says the joint Santa Anna. So congratulations for that plug. Santa Anna? The joint Santa Anna. I got a couple of cool novelty items that I found when I was looking through my stuff. This is a Lost World Jurassic Park watch I think from Burger King wow
Starting point is 00:15:47 three yeah probably worth something if you had the other three but without the whole set it's probably not worth anything and then this is kind of fun remember this movie
Starting point is 00:15:57 Top Secret for some reason I got a little magnifying glass oh a broken magnifying glass oh no that's something else that's a little button somebody gave me Oh, a broken magnifying glass. Oh, no, that's something else.
Starting point is 00:16:07 That's a little button somebody gave me. It's like I heart Texas, but instead of a heart, it's a weed leaf. So it's I weed Texas, which makes no sense. And yeah, but Top Secret was starring Val Kilmer.
Starting point is 00:16:20 Yeah. A little promotional item from that. That's a real vintage collector's item right there. I think that's probably worth a couple dollars. Yeah. A little promotional item from that. That's a real vintage collector's item. Right? I think that's probably worth a couple dollars. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:29 So there you go. That's very special. And this is a fun thing I've been giving away. I got a stack of these recently. It's a Phil Bill Volume 1 comic book
Starting point is 00:16:36 and it's all depictions of Bill Murray from his various films. Oh, I like that. Wow. That's sick. Your ironic hipster child will have
Starting point is 00:16:46 hours of fun covering that event. Yeah, maybe an hour of fun. Love that movie. If you're lucky. What was that called? Quick Change. I almost called it Loose Change, but that's about children. Co-directed by Bill Murray. That's right. His directorial debut.
Starting point is 00:17:02 And the last time he did it. I believe, yes. Getting out of the directing game right Yeah. And the last time he did it. I believe, yes. Yeah. Get out of the directing game right away. And a pipe from Peacemaker. So all of that is going to be someone's here tonight, someone that made a lovely name tag that the winning gentleman will choose. But before we start the games, real quick question.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Sam, last movie you saw. American Graffiti, which I hadn't seen since I was maybe nine. And how does it hold up? I gotta tell ya. I get the nostalgia. The music is amazing. And if you grew up in a small town in the early 60s, I'm sure it was a very authentic retelling
Starting point is 00:17:37 of what a weekend was like, driving around, picking people up. But in terms of how it compares to, say, modern day storytelling, not, not, you know, I think there's a big nostalgia It's pretty casually paced. Yeah, I think there's a big nostalgia factor. And you have to be, like, really into,
Starting point is 00:17:56 like, missing the idea of just sitting in cars on one road, driving up and down the road all night. That seems like a very specific experience that some people had, but certainly nobody today has that anymore, I don't think. Millennials aren't watching
Starting point is 00:18:11 that movie going, yo, I wish I was driving up and down the street. And how the only way, spoiler alert, Richard Dreyfuss can think to get in touch with Suzanne Somers in the white T-Bird. Oh yeah, I mean it spawned a million stars. Like everybody in it went on to have big careers.
Starting point is 00:18:30 Yeah, Harrison Ford had a small part. He's wearing a cowboy hat the whole time. Because he wouldn't cut his long hair. Yeah, and he would go back to his job as a carpenter, I think after they wrapped the shooting and then Han Solo came along a little bit later. I'm such a film historian.
Starting point is 00:18:49 A little bit later, another thing happened in his career. Deckard, anyone? What about you, Sean? Last movie you saw, I might already know the answer, right? We were together this weekend. Sounds funny when you say it. It does. I saw, well, I kept,
Starting point is 00:19:10 I forget to bring it up on the last two, but I saw Now You See Me 2. I don't know why you would do that. Is time just not precious to you? Do you not live every moment as if it's your last? He died doing what he loved. I just love a good magic movie.
Starting point is 00:19:31 Not loving a movie. I just love a good realistic magic movie. I sure do like all those actors, though. I feel bad when they all are so committed to something so silly. Because it's silly, right? Yeah, I didn't even say my opinion. It might be my favorite movie that I've ever seen. It's not?
Starting point is 00:19:48 It might be. I mean, it's not the best movie I've ever seen. I'll say that. Okay, so thank you for rounding it down to not the best or the worst. Somewhere in that vast space in between. I don't want to be mean. Yeah, just throw that into the movie chasm
Starting point is 00:20:01 between best ever and worst ever. It's right in the middle. Yeah, a big stack of million movies. Inspire us, Rich. Tell us about a great movie. I rewatched Creepshow the other day. How is that these days? Still the best.
Starting point is 00:20:19 I don't know that it's... You just love it so much unconditionally. I have no ability to be able to tell you if it's any good. I think if somebody sat down and watched it for the first time, I would have, I don't know how they would respond. But I love it so much. I think I saw it the first time when I was maybe nine. I had a Creepshow birthday party for my 11th birthday party.
Starting point is 00:20:39 Cool parents. The best, man. Yeah, anyway anyway it was I still love it I asked Ed Harris if it was his favorite movie that he was ever in that's a bold question it was it was one of those
Starting point is 00:20:56 where I was the man's in Apollo 13 it was it was the first day that I had ever been one-on-one with him it was we did a play together this winter, and there's this part of the play where I'm laying down on the couch, and he's sitting on the floor next to me, and it was our first day on our feet,
Starting point is 00:21:12 and I've not had a conversation with him at all. And I was laying there, and they were all chatting about something, and we were just kind of sitting there, and I said, Hey, Ed, is Creepshow your favorite movie you've ever been in? And he kind of looked at me and he said, I think I danced in that movie. And I said, you did? If you get the chance to YouTube Ed Harris' Creepshow
Starting point is 00:21:40 to see the dance he does, it is a lot like Elaine's dance on site strangest it's the dance and I have all the respect in the world for this man by the way but it is the dance of those toys that when you push the button on the bottom the strings go limp yeah yeah and then they snap back they limp up and yeah it's that dance okay that'll be fine i'll google that or youtube it there's probably a youtube clip yeah i think i can squeeze that into the rest of my night if i were in that same position if i were acting in uh the play barry child with him, I would whisper, is The Rock your favorite movie? Because I just saw him in that again recently,
Starting point is 00:22:38 and boy, he really committed to it. He's so mad at that movie. He's a really committed bad guy. Yeah, he's going to kill people because of all the people who've been killed. Is that movie still good? Yes, it's pretty fun. Yeah, because I really liked that movie.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Fucking Nicolas Cage pulls some lines out that are just that are just ridiculous. Yeah, now I can't even remember the Paper or plastic? Yeah. That's a real line.
Starting point is 00:23:01 But he says something like what in the name of Zeus's butthole at one point. Yep, real line. But he says something like, what in the name of Zeus's butthole at one point? Yep, real line. It's really incredible. I mean, it gets the point across for sure. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:13 What? He's yelling it? No, no, he gets really worked up. Stanley Goodspeed is his name. So it's pretty good stuff. Doesn't that movie end with people finding the answer to the Kennedy assassination? Among many other things.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Yeah, the microfilm. A whole bunch of shit. Spoilers, spoilers. Hidden in the front leg of a pew. Yeah. A lot going on. A lot going on. Yeah, they shot it at Alcatraz,
Starting point is 00:23:38 and Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage did so much scenery chewing, Alcatraz is not there anymore. It's no longer a thing. Is that what happened? Yeah, that's what happened. It got ate up by those two guys. I can't hear the name Alcatraz
Starting point is 00:23:57 without thinking about Malkatraz. What's that? That's what Charlie Sheen calls John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich. He calls him Malkatraz. What's that? It's what Charlie Sheen calls John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich. He calls him Malkatraz? He goes, Malkatraz! And he goes, The Machine. Alright. Malkatraz.
Starting point is 00:24:19 This is the part of the show, Bert, turn it off. Let the games begin! We got some good name tags for you guys to choose from. So, gentlemen, go grab one. While you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. Hey, you guys. There's no ad in this episode. I just wanted to take a moment while name tags are being chosen to thank you for listening.
Starting point is 00:24:53 Thank you for your continued support. And be sure to check out my new show, Pitch Off, on Screen Junkies Plus. I think you can still see the first episode for free. Plus. I think you can still see the first episode for free, but then you gotta buy Screen Junkies Plus to watch the show. A new episode every couple of weeks. Me, as a
Starting point is 00:25:14 studio executive, taking pitches from great comics and show business types like Sam Levine, Matt Besser, Megan Nuringer, Steve Agee, and more. It's Pitch Off at Screen Junkies Plus. I bet you ScreenJunkiesPlus.com will get you there and get you all the details.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Thanks again. Back to the show. All right, we're back. Who do you got there, Sam? I have got Oh boy, it's a big one. Oh, this is the one with the red vines and the bottle caps. Crystal Blanca.
Starting point is 00:25:55 I said the same fucking thing. Everybody makes the same mistake, but Crystal Blanca is what we're going to call you. It's got you on it, and but Crystal Blanca is what we're going to call you. Crystal Blanca. It's got you on it, and I don't know, is that supposed to be?
Starting point is 00:26:10 No, it's a cartoon me. Oh, okay. It's a cartoon version of her. I assume you're Krista. Yeah. All right, so it's got you and Krista on it. Her real name is Krista White. Definitely going to win Best Picture.
Starting point is 00:26:24 All right. Good job, Sam and Krista. You guys are going to be a great team. I feel it. Jeff F.K. Jeff F.K. Yep. You picked the movie that you should name whenever you're stumped in any of the games on this show
Starting point is 00:26:38 because it has a lot of actors in it. Yeah, it sure does. So you might be right if you say JFK. Yeah, totally. And that's the director's cut you're holding right there. Damn right it is. Yeah, that does. So you might be right if you say JFK. Yeah, totally. And that's the director's cut you're holding right there. Damn right it is. Yeah, that's the director's cut.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Few people know that it includes me smoking a J. Just to add to the mystery. Yeah, like, what's this guy, what's he up to? He seems grassy.
Starting point is 00:27:01 I don't know if there's a Noel involved. Did you see that it's starring Kevin Costoner? Oh, I didn't know if there's a Noel involved. Did you see that it's starring Kevin Costoner? Oh, I didn't see that! Son of a bitch! It still says...
Starting point is 00:27:14 It still says... Oh, an Oliver Stone film? Did you put a D on Stone? No. Oh, lazy. You idiot. God damn it. You lazy idiot.
Starting point is 00:27:23 Get the fuck out of here, Jeff K. You look like a real fucking asshole, Jeff. You stupid. You put an O in Constance. You're not stupid. It's alright. Oliver Stone alone. You dumb shit. Tensions run high up here. Don't sweat it, dog.
Starting point is 00:27:38 We're all gonna fight after the show. Everyone in the room. It's alright. Then I should read this thing on the back or no? Oh no. Jesus. It's a matter of who's not funny. Sean's just having fun. He didn't know you. Just messing. Just fooling about.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Well of course you had to pick this Rich. Yeah. It's a Harry Potter clue box and luckily Lou told me that his name is Lou. Because otherwise there wouldn't be any indication. To certain that from the word clue. Oh that his name is Lou. Because otherwise, there wouldn't be a communication. It's really hard to discern that from the word clue. Oh, his name must be Lou. It's like he scribbled out a C or something, but he didn't.
Starting point is 00:28:11 Anyway. And he didn't make it Harry Pothead? Oh, fucking idiot. Get out of here. You stupid shithead. You and Jeff look like the Russian roulette when you come back. Stupid Lou. I'm going to scribble out all these shitheads.
Starting point is 00:28:24 What's your nickname at the office? Dumb Lou? It's all right. Don't listen to him. You can go back to the office tomorrow. They won't even know. It's going to be out for a few days. He doesn't have a job.
Starting point is 00:28:39 We're not pasting Doug Benson's face on a Harry Potter board game at work. Well, excellent job choosing those name tags and then throwing them to the floor. No, that's a good place for it, seriously. I like it like that, because then I can look down and go, Jeffk. Jeffk, Lou.
Starting point is 00:29:03 Jeffk. Crystal Blanca Put yours down on the floor, Sam Okay This first game we're gonna play I didn't notice it was blinking It was heavier than I thought it was gonna be There's candy that weighs it at the top
Starting point is 00:29:22 Yeah And it's still very blinky. It's like a dying blinky thing. I do love a bottle cap. Is that a Pac-Man reference? Bottle caps are pretty good. They're really good. Yeah, it's a deep come and go.
Starting point is 00:29:33 If I make a Pac-Man reference, Sam, the word Clyde is going to be spoken. Here we go. First game. I had a root canal last week. What? Starting with the excuses already? I was just thinking about it.
Starting point is 00:29:49 I was looking at those bottle caps and how much I want to eat them. I was just thinking then about this. You can eat them now. They would hurt? No, I eat them now. I mean, you already had the root canal. Yeah, I got this fake, I got a temporary crown on the back here. Doug loves dental surgery. It's a shorter theme song than I ever called it.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I just thought this would be a good side of the job. What's your favorite flavor of bottle cap? Root beer. Root beer, yes. You just won all the games tonight, Rich.
Starting point is 00:30:17 Are there five different flavors that I'm seeing? No, there's grape on it. Wait. Yeah, grape, orange. Grape soda, orange soda. It's all the great sodas. Sorry, I left out soda. Just regular old soda. You got Fres grape on there. Wait. Yeah, grape, orange. Grape soda, orange soda. It's all the great sodas. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:30:25 I left out soda. Just regular old soda. You got Fresca on there. Tab. Crystal Pepsi. Crystal. I get it. I get it.
Starting point is 00:30:40 I see what you did. The first game we're going to play is called Live, Die, Repeat. I'm going to say the name of a motion picture and the first one of you that repeats it back is the winner. I was on the episode where this game might have been
Starting point is 00:30:58 I'm going to play my own game. Slap the mic out of everybody else's mouth. I think I'll still be able to hear them. I want to understand the simplicity of this. Okay. Wrap your head around it. You say the name of a movie. This is like classic actor moment, the way you're rubbing your eyes
Starting point is 00:31:17 with your glasses up on your forehead. We just told you if we don't talk to him in 30 minutes... Like Brian Keith on Family Affair used to do that all the time. Okay, so... Very old reference. You're saying you hit him in the face. I say the name of a movie, first person to repeat it back wins.
Starting point is 00:31:32 It is that simple. There's no tricks really to it. It's just a ridiculous way to determine who's going to go first in the next game we play. Snappy. When you do that, I think it sounds like when a bug hits a zapper. It does.
Starting point is 00:31:52 And there's some crickets in this room, so I keep thinking, the crickets just went into a zapper? It's right down there. There it is. It's the zapper. Little bug zapper. Do you think, Ryan, do you think that the listeners can hear the crickets at all?
Starting point is 00:32:04 They can? Yeah? That's awesome. Welcome back to, if you're just joining us, we're doing the show on a bayou tonight. Wish you could see the fireflies. They're just beautiful. Live, die, repeat. I'm going to say the name
Starting point is 00:32:22 of a movie. Here we go. Sully. Jesus Christ. Sam was just so much fun. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm sorry. I'm not finished. Vince travels. No, I'm kidding. It's Sully.
Starting point is 00:32:37 I think Sam got in the fastest, right? Yeah. That was so close, though. It was so close between two Two of you said it really fast And the third one had a heart attack I still haven't said it It's too upsetting My heart's beating faster now than any time I've ever done stand up
Starting point is 00:32:52 I wish you'd said it Rich Because if three people yell Sully in succession He appears But we can't see him He goes to the bathroom The miracle far from the Hudson. Would that be a fun show for me to do? Like try to put together a show where the
Starting point is 00:33:09 only people invited are the people from that plane? Just do a show for them? Like how they screen Pearl Harbor for all those vets? I don't know how many fans I had on that plane.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Probably zero based on my plane travel. Nobody says anything to me. Alright, so Sam won that game, so he gets to go first in the next game. I know. It's quite a privilege. The next game is going to be... You know what I just realized?
Starting point is 00:33:42 What's that? The next game? Yeah, I realized what the next game is going to be, but usually it's Last Man Stanton. And usually people send me... I've got the perfect name for Last Man Stanton messages all day, but I don't remember seeing any today.
Starting point is 00:33:57 You're a reserved crowd. You did? What's your Twitter name? Jews in Reviews? Well, I have a hate blocker on my... So you tweeted at me. Do you remember? Can you paraphrase your tweet? I have the perfect name.
Starting point is 00:34:17 I have the perfect name. You won't be sorry. You won't be sorry. It's going to knock your dick in the dirt. You didn't put something like that in there, did you? I'm going to sit like a weird loner in the front row with a strange light on the side of my face. It's all right.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Pick me, pick me. What's your actual name? Can you say it? Ben. Ben. Good job, Ben. I think he's Jewish, guys. Do you know how to pronounce your own name, Ben?
Starting point is 00:34:41 All right, so Ben is gonna give us the name of an actor or actress and we'll start with Sam and then we'll go to Sean and Rich and then me. I like to play along on this one but I can't win. And each of you guys get one lifeline and that is
Starting point is 00:34:58 the person that you're playing for. Krista and Jeff and Kaloo. Stupid Lou. Are your... Don't listen to him, look. Krista and Jeff and Kalu stupid Lou are your don't listen to him look you just start thinking of movies all of them
Starting point is 00:35:14 so yeah you can go to him any time so you might want to go to might want to go to dumb Lou early and when he might actually have an answer sometimes when you go to your lifeline when he might actually have an answer. He's going to have a bad answer.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Sometimes when you go to your lifeline late, they've run out of answers as well. It's pretty tough, and the crickets aren't going to help. If you run out of answers, Jeff. Unless we're playing... I don't even want to bring it up. If we're playing Gary Busey, then that would be a clue. The crickets. The crickets.
Starting point is 00:35:49 No one? Buddy Holly story. Lost me again. That's why I said crickets. What do you got for us there, Ben? Giovanni Ribisi. Giovanni Ribisi! Everybody's going to go home early tonight.
Starting point is 00:36:04 I love it! No, I'm so on board. Everybody's going to go home early tonight. I love it. No, I'm so on board. All right. Sam's super into it. Let's do it. I'm never going to call on you again, Ben. Giovanni Ribisi. Are you fucking kidding me, Ben?
Starting point is 00:36:17 Here we go. Of the Ribisi acting dynasty. Who's shitting your cereal today, Ben? He's got a redheaded sister. Marissa. Marissa. Dazed anditting your cereal today, Ben? He's got a red-headed sister. Marissa. Dazed and confused, right, that girl? Yep. But he does not appear in that one.
Starting point is 00:36:33 Good pull, Sam. That's a fun game idea. Let's name movies that don't have Giovanni Ribisi in them. Even Lou could do that. Sweet Lou. Don't Lou. It's alright, man. Don't listen. You're good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Alright, so what do you got there for us? I'm going to start off with some of his leading man work. Boiler Room. That's one of my two, Doug. Let's see if we can knock out the other one right now. Oh, well, here we go, Sean. Gone in 60 seconds.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Okay, very good. That wasn't the other one? Mm-mm. All right. You can, you know, don't forget about your lifeline. You don't want to guess wrong. Do you still have your other one? I have my other one.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Okay, go ahead. Lost in Translation. Yes, Lost in Trans. Lost in Trans. Sorry for blowing those extra syllables. Just trying to extend this game. The Giovanni Ribisi. I think I just got to do my duty here
Starting point is 00:37:43 and just knock off a super obvious one and go with Avatar. What? Yeah. What? That's not an obvious one? Somebody in the audience was stunned. I would never have got Avatar.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Never would have got it. I will go with another, what I consider a pretty obvious one, Saving Private Ryan. No? Not that obvious? I guess I should have sat what I consider a pretty obvious one. Saving Private Ryan. No? Not that obvious? Guess I should have sat on that one a little longer. He played Wade, the medical officer.
Starting point is 00:38:11 All right. Good night. Well, hang on. Let me keep track of your zero bonus points. And for those of you listening, the look given wasn't a good one. No. Sort of a fuck you kind of look. Sean?
Starting point is 00:38:29 The gift? He's in the gift? There's two gifts. The first one. Oh, the one with... You're right. Very good. No, I'm right.
Starting point is 00:38:37 All right. Still zero bonus points. This is all going according to my plan I laid out for you in that private tweet earlier. I'm going to go to Lou Hey Lou I need you buddy Help me out As Ted Knight would say
Starting point is 00:38:57 Basic Basic Do you want to go with that? Do you want to say basic? I don't know. Rich? What's your instinct on this one? Do you want to go with basic?
Starting point is 00:39:12 My instinct is that Lou is an idiot. And so it's hard to go with something he'd say. So you don't really, you don't appreciate his basic instinct? Thanks for being on the show. Thanks for being on the show. Thanks for having me, guys. We'll validate your point. Yeah, I'll go with basic. Sure.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Seems like he should be in that. Why the hell not? He's become quite the character actor. Oh! What are you cheering for? why the hell not he's could become quite the character actor oh what are you cheering for uh i because i just thought of one that's fair i think i want to hold that one i'm gonna hang on to that one for a second i don't know what sam's up to over there uh i'm gonna go with the other sister ah it was my next one what do you got you got nothing oh Sam's going to his lifeline
Starting point is 00:40:10 that's cool just make up a movie like Lou did he's not gonna challenge it no he's not in that it's alright he's in a movie called Middlemen
Starting point is 00:40:23 you dickhead You had it I'm gonna lose Middlemen It's not The Middlemen No it's just called Middlemen Okay It's not The Diamondmen
Starting point is 00:40:39 No it's pretty basic It's not The Monumentsmen Well Ted No, it's pretty basic. It's not the Monuments Men? Well, Ted. Ted. Nicely done. That'll bring Rich right back into this. My name is Earl.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Oh. Such, said with such confidence. I believe you'll find he was in that. Oh. Move it along. Said with such confidence. I believe you'll find he was in that. Damn it. String a bunch of episodes together. You got a feature film. And then some.
Starting point is 00:41:21 All right, you're out. A million ways to die in the West. Ted 2. You son of a bitch. How did it take that long? What do you got, Jeff? I had the other sister. I didn't ask what you had.
Starting point is 00:41:40 I didn't ask for what's going to be useless. I'm looking for help. That toilet paper was flushed, my man. What do you think, man? You got anything? Just close your eyes and be like, oh, there he is. Rabisi. Oh, Rabisi.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Welcome back to your homeland, Rabisi. Nope. Nothing? That didn't help? Welcome back to your homeland, Rabeesee! No. Nothing? That didn't help? Avatar 2. Maybe he's in the Italian job? No, that's Seth Green.
Starting point is 00:42:15 What was your guess? Avatar 2. Avatar 2? I don't know. He was a villain in Avatar, so he might not come back. Avatar 2. I don't know. And that's also years in, so he might not come back. Avatar 2. I don't know. And that's also years in production.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Yeah, it hasn't come out yet. It turns, I think James Cameron is trying to make that whole planet real first. Yeah. Yep, that's the next step. I mean, that 3D's gotta be the most amazing shit ever if he's spending this much time on it.
Starting point is 00:42:44 So you're out, Sean. Did you ever use Jeff? Oh, he couldn't think of anything. Well, he thought of Other Sister earlier. Yeah, he did. Yeah, Jeff and Lou are gonna ride home together. It's one of Ribisi's more memorable turns, that Other Sister.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Fuck. Friends, he was on Friends. He sure was. Twice. Well, it played two different characters. What? Really? Yeah, the first one was... But one was on a lot, like was. Twice. Well, he played two different characters. What? Really? Yeah, the first one. But one was on a lot.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Like the character that was the father. Frank Jr. Yeah. The character he played was in a season two episode where he throws a condom accidentally into Phoebe's music case when she's playing street music. And then he runs back for it and goes, uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? She's like, yeah, here you go. And then he says,
Starting point is 00:43:26 hey, Janine or Francine, I got it. And then runs away. And then we see him again the following season as Frank Jr. Do you ever wish for stuff you didn't remember? No, Mary Lou Henner is my mother. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:42 I mean, she remembers details to an upsetting degree, but this is getting there. Well, uh... I mean, she remembers details to an upsetting degree, but this is getting there. Well, I happen to mention one of my favorite shows of all time. I don't know. All right. What's the next, uh...
Starting point is 00:43:55 Well, okay, this is fun game. When Tom Lennon was on, friends, what was his character? He was a Vegas stealer. He played Blackjack. I was actually at that episode's taping. Wow, we're going deep here yeah that episode what was special about him as a dealer in vegas he was he was joey's hand double joey joey uh his identical hand twin yeah joey decided
Starting point is 00:44:18 that this guy was his hand twin and just kept stalking him and saying, we're hand twins. The single most ridiculous I will not buy it plot line in the history of that series. It's so stupid. It's way stupider than Joey ever should be. Yeah. My mom calls it Bloomies. That, of course, was a brilliant moment.
Starting point is 00:44:44 That show peaked at season five because Matthew Perry was on so much drugs he doesn't remember it. All right, here we go. Let's finish this thing up. I gave you a lot of time to really sit and think about Giovanni. Who are you giving time to?
Starting point is 00:44:59 Yeah, I feel like... It's on you. These guys are both out. It went to you. It's just you and me now, Sam? Yeah, man. Do you have another one? Yeah. He's got both out. It went to you. It's just you and me now, Sam? Yeah, man. Do you have another one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:06 He's got another one. Son of a bitch. Is it an animated thing? No. I bet she's the voice in an animated thing. It probably is. Yeah. Oh, it's out right now.
Starting point is 00:45:15 The Wildlife. I'm kidding. All right. Take it home, Sam. What's your last one? It's a movie called Columbus Circle, which I also happen to be in. What? You just had that one holstered till the end? What's your last one? It's a movie called Columbus Circle, which I also happen to be in.
Starting point is 00:45:25 What? You just had that one holstered till the end? Of course. But you don't have another one? No, no. I'd have to sit and think for a while. Yeah, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:37 But we did pretty good, I think. We did all right. I think we cleared the table for the most part, but let's check with the audience. What did we miss? That thing you do. That thing you do? What did he do in that? He was the first drummer. The first drummer.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Okay. Mod Squad. Oh, yeah. Yeah, with What's Her Name and the Other Guy. And Omar Epps. Yeah, those were them. What else? Heaven.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Heaven? Cate Blanchett. Cate Blanchett? Cate Blanchett? I didn't even know that. What the hell is that? I thought you were saying that you murdered him earlier today.
Starting point is 00:46:11 He's in heaven. I wanted to wait till the end to tell you. Next time you see Ed Harris, tell him that. Just tell him,
Starting point is 00:46:21 Giovanni Rubisi's in heaven. That's a pretty good hashtag for this show. Giovanni Rubisi's in heaven. Isn't he a Scientologist? That could start an unnecessary panic. You'd be the dickhead. I went on Twitter today and said I was seeing Sully and a couple different people tweeted at me
Starting point is 00:46:49 that Tom Hanks was dead, like as a joke. And it was a bummer. Never a joke. That's not a good joke. Not a good joke at all. Lou, don't ever do that. What a weird weekend for him to die. Sully breaks all records.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Tom Hanks dead. And really break records the next weekend notice how I'm not smiling Joe vs. the Volcano is my favorite Tom Hanks movie I decided that while watching Sully okay
Starting point is 00:47:19 Sully was not a contender can we play that game real quick? My favorite Tom Hanks movie. Yeah, please. What's your favorite? Sleepless in Seattle. We might as well play this game since he died today. Aw, don't even joke about it.
Starting point is 00:47:34 He didn't die. He's a national treasure. He's going to die. He's not in that. He's totally going to die, though. The Money Pit. Whoa, really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:42 That's a controversial choice. For his performance? Oh, okay. I just, yeah. I went more favorite overall movie. Featuring Tummy. Maybe, yeah. Well, I might still stand by it.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Really? Yeah, what? What, Philadelphia? No. What does he say when he's all delusional, when he's like been stuck in the carpet and the ceiling for a long time and Shelley Long finally comes home?
Starting point is 00:48:04 Here! Oh, thank you. Right, but then doesn't he say that he hallucinated that some Care Bears came by? I think so, yeah. It's like so weird. Alright. Mine's Punchline, by the way. No it isn't. You're a liar.
Starting point is 00:48:19 The Comedy Locker Room. Why, did you see it? Just at the right age or something? Sure. Because it's terrible, right? Yeah, it's not a good movie. It's ridiculous. But you enjoy watching it. I do because he is good in it. He acts like a stand-up, like an 80s stand-up really authentically.
Starting point is 00:48:35 He does. He's a very authentic shtick heavy 80s New York comic who never would have been mainstream or not mainstream, who would have been too mainstream, would have sold out rooms in Iowa. In that contest that never existed to get on
Starting point is 00:48:51 The Tonight Show, he did a great thing there when he just went up and improvised an entire set of new material that he had never tried before. And it killed. It worked out great for him. I'm so glad it did because it makes for a happier ending in the movie. Right.
Starting point is 00:49:07 Because that guy in real life killed himself. Which guy? Stephen Gold? No. Who's that? The character that he plays. Oh, no. That's a character.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Who killed himself? What are you talking about? Tom Hanks today. We've been talking about it. You didn't say it was suicide. Well, I thought it was sad enough. I didn't want to bring up that part of it. Oh, God damn it.
Starting point is 00:49:28 I was gone. I was way out of there. I was at a different airport. I didn't know what was going on. I had no idea what you were talking about. Yeah, I didn't know what I was talking about either.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I'm just so excited right now because since we do have three great game players and we recently completed the tournament of championships once and for all over at, you can get that on iTunes for two bucks, the Super Duper edition, where some would argue, Sam of Levine included, that Matt Myra and Jon Hamm teamed up against him. It's alright. I was happy to play. Playing was the fun part for me.
Starting point is 00:50:13 It ends up being part of the strategy and it's a shitty part of the strategy but I know we've got some, you know, you guys all want to win tonight so I hope that you don't hold back because we're going to play old school Lenny Malt right now. Yeah, you thought you'd never get to play this game again, Rich,
Starting point is 00:50:33 but here it is in your face. This is good. So yeah, gird your loins, as they say in one of my favorite of your films, The Devil Wears Prada. What does that mean? It means take your fucking dick and balls or your vagina area and just strap it in.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Get it ready. Get it girded. Fucking gird that shit. Because a very powerful woman is about to walk through the room. Jeff, I need some help to gird my loins before the game. I got you. That's how it goes. Yeah, I need some help to gird my loins before the game. I got you.
Starting point is 00:51:06 That's how it goes. Yeah, I don't know. I think I even looked up on the Wikipedia page I wrote about it. I think I looked up to see what I wrote about it, and I forgot. Do you know what it really means, Rich, to gird your loins? No, I think you might have been right. I think that's about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:21 That's the basic idea of it. All right. So we're going to play the Leonard Maltin game and Sam won the last game so he gets to go first. He gets to pick the first category and then we'll go to you Rich and then to Sean and we'll switch the order each round.
Starting point is 00:51:38 First person to get to two points will be our winner and I think that's all I needed to say. I've been able to continue the game because of the book a lovely man gave me in Atlanta, Georgia that is just full of categories
Starting point is 00:51:54 so I don't have to use the app that doesn't exist anymore. And I made up some names for some of the categories but he really mapped it out all very nicely so I figured we might as well play these out. Let's do it. Right? I'm very excited.
Starting point is 00:52:07 All right. Sean, let me check in with you. How excited are you? This is like when you're in the exit row on the plane, and you've got to get a verbal yes from each person that you're willing to assist in an emergency. You know, everyone on that plane was a hero. They all got out of there. I was kind of loving it.
Starting point is 00:52:21 They should have fucking been. I was terrified. They got out of there. I was kind of loving it. They should have fucking been. I was terrified. They got out of there very efficiently and safely. One lady just jumped into the water for no good reason, really. But they got her out of there. The guy in flippers jumped out of a helicopter. I don't want to spoil too much of this movie, you guys. Yes.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Rich, are you ready? Mm-hmm. Okay. I was looking for a yes. It wasn't a yes. Oh, sorry. I needed a yes. That was really nice of that person to make that book for you.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Yeah. So we could play this game more. It looks like it's painting you, right? Are you going to throw up? I might. Look, I remember Doug saying, oh, yeah, the Leonard Maltin game is basically dead because the app doesn't work anymore. Basic.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Basically dead. Jesus, you're right. Yeah. I should have paid attention. Yeah. It's all right, man. I wouldn't worry about it. We're all right.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Yeah, we're good. It's going to be fine. It's going to be fine. I'm ready. All right, Sam. Yes, sir. Which one of these categories would you like to start with? X-Ray?
Starting point is 00:53:26 That's movies with X in the title or a song by Ray Charles on the soundtrack? That's my favorite part of the game. Or would you like Bye Bye Leonard Maltin? Bye Bye Leonard Mton Bye Bye Leonard Malton game app and the answer is going to be one of the last movies that
Starting point is 00:53:52 he reviewed on the app before it was as it died or the do-over and that's movies with a title that has been used previously let's do and that's movies with a title that has been used previously. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Let's do Bye Bye Leonard Maltin. There was a show on TV called The Do-Over, by the way, so The Do-Over is also an example of that. You want to do the Leonard Maltin thing? Yeah, sure. All righty. Sure. The year of this motion picture,
Starting point is 00:54:24 the same year that the app died, coincidentally, is 2014. Yes. He says about this movie, he gives it two and a half stars, and he calls it a great true life story. Which, you know, most great true life stories only get two and a half stars.
Starting point is 00:54:43 And then he says it was based on a book. And he lists nine names. And I figure you probably want to open the bidding with negative nine names. I will open the bidding with zero names. Oh, no, it's happening already, you guys. The domination is back. Sean, Jordan, what are you going to do with this?
Starting point is 00:55:11 I know it. I just can't name one person in the movie. Oh, interesting. I could be wrong. You could be. Yeah, I think you might be wrong. Really? Well, I know people in this movie.
Starting point is 00:55:27 I'm looking right at it. I'm like, these are people that I know. I think I know. There's only one name on here I don't know. Maybe two. Well, then I'm wrong. Name it. Is it the Monuments Men? maybe two what's one that I'm wrong let's uh name it is it the
Starting point is 00:55:48 Monuments Men that is correct I was wrong Monuments Men I didn't know it I thought it was Life of Pi that's from
Starting point is 00:56:02 2014 based on a true story I really thought it was Life of Pi two and a half 2014. Based on a true story. I really thought it was Life of Pi. Two and a half stars. A book. It's a book, right? All of that's true?
Starting point is 00:56:10 Yeah. Was it from 2014? No. It's interesting you fixated on that. I'd be interested to see how they could come up with nine actors
Starting point is 00:56:17 about a movie with a kid on a boat with a tiger. That's why I didn't know anything. Therein lies my problem. It's all Andy Serkis eight times for playing the tiger.
Starting point is 00:56:27 The actor's not just named the tiger, you know what I mean? Totally, man. Alright, so Sean challenged Sam. See, Sean, there was a place where you could have done the arguably the dick move. Yeah, I could.
Starting point is 00:56:44 And you could have said negative one, then Rich would have challenged you, and then you would have failed, and Rich would have gotten the point. Mm-hmm. But Sam's got a point, so now he's just one away from winning. Sorry, everyone. Wow. He won't win. Don't be sorry.
Starting point is 00:56:59 No. You played it admirably and stupidly. Giving Rich the point isn't necessarily a good idea because Rich could then get two points. Yeah, totally. I think you did the right thing, Sean. Don't let Doug make you feel bad. I don't think Sean was questioning anything.
Starting point is 00:57:16 I was doing just fine. I was having a good time. Now I feel like a fucking asshole. I apologize. Rich gets to pick, and then it'll go to Sean. Would you like Moon Over My Hammy? That's movies.
Starting point is 00:57:31 One guy in the back, heh. We should get together with the crickets and form a band. Moon Over My Hammy is movies with a scene that takes place at Denny's or featuring Jon Hamm. Days of Future Past. That's movies with a specific day in the title.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Or... Days of Future Past 2. Movies with the word days in the title. Which one of those beauties do you want to try? I guess I have to do Moon Over My Hand. You don't have to. I feel compelled. All right, that's what you're going with? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:34 Okay. The year is 2014. Two and a half stars from Leonard. Got it. Did you say got it? I was kidding. Oh, got it. Leonard says the screenplay hits more than a few predictable notes.
Starting point is 00:58:53 And he also says it's not bad. Which is a criticism we heard earlier this evening about the movie that Sean saw. Ten names, Rich. Yeah. What are you going to do with that? Are you going to go low number, zero, or negative?
Starting point is 00:59:20 You remember how negative names works, right? Yeah, I do. I'm trying to remember the name of this movie that I'm trying to remember the name of this movie that I'm trying to remember the name of. Oh, okay. Because I see so many things in my head. Sugar Plum, you're a therapist now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:45 God damn it, what was that movie called? All right, so you're not bidding from a place of strength. No, I'm going to say... But maybe some names will help you to figure it out. Yeah, maybe. No, but I only have one. I'm going to say negative one. Negative one?
Starting point is 01:00:06 He's going negative one, Sean. All right. Wait, say a bid. Don't say names. Well, no. I haven't played the game in a while, so I'm just trying to figure out if I say name it, he gets it wrong,
Starting point is 01:00:17 I get the point. If I say name it, he gets it right, he gets the point. Yeah. Yes. Okay, name it. Just think about it for a second. Yeah, think about your decision, Sean.
Starting point is 01:00:26 Those lights kind of look like bug zappers, is what I just noticed. We were talking about bug zappers earlier. So that's me thinking about it. Ah. All right, so it's on me, huh? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:38 It's that one where... What the hell is going on? Sounds like you're talking to Ed Harris again. You can talk about it. None of us are going to help you, but you can sounds like you're talking to Ed Harris you can talk about it none of us are going to help you but you can say whatever you're thinking it's not like somebody can come in and steal well the only movie I'm thinking of
Starting point is 01:00:55 is this movie with John Hamm and there's they play baseball. I mean, he gets those kids to play
Starting point is 01:01:11 baseball. Oh, the baseball town. Yes. It's just something just like that. I feel like it starts with an M. The man who came to baseball's town. The mayor of the town called baseball town.
Starting point is 01:01:30 Okay, it's... Sam, you certainly know this. Oh, yeah, I could have gotten negative two on this shit. Oh, I know what it is. It's bride's balls. Okay. That's why one of us had to get the point. I'm never going to think of the name of it.
Starting point is 01:01:45 I don't know why it's escaping me. Am I thinking of the right movie? We better make sure John doesn't listen to this episode. There's no other movie, even remotely in my brain, other than this one that I can't think of the name of. You're not thinking about The Matrix just a little bit?
Starting point is 01:01:59 Nope. I'm always thinking about it. The Matrix does have a Denny's in it Just a little bit Alright, so you give up? Constantly John Hamm is the name It was a fun struggle Sam's over there giving vis-
Starting point is 01:02:19 Oh no, you were doing a baseball thing so he already knows that part Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. I give up. I lose. But is it the one that I'm thinking of? Yeah, of course. That's the movie you're thinking of.
Starting point is 01:02:29 It does have a slightly hard-to-remember name. It does start with an M. It does. It's called A Million Ways to Die with Your Arm. A Million Dollar Arm. That's it. A Million Dollar Arm. That's the one.
Starting point is 01:02:37 Is Lake Bell number two? A Million Dollar Arm. That would have had a... In my book, she is. Damn right. No, Asif Manvi got the number two slot. Really? Is that the million-dollar arm?
Starting point is 01:02:48 No, he's his assistant who helps him to find the guys and train them. God damn it. Indian baseball. They teach cricket players how to play baseball. Yeah, I know. I saw that. And they have some success with it. It's inspirational.
Starting point is 01:03:01 And I, of course, left out some of the nicer things that Leonard said about it. He says the screenplay hits more than a few predictable notes, but as sports underdog movies go, it's not bad. Yeah. That's the full quote. So there you go. All right, so Sean's on the board. Sean's got a point.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Sam's got a point. Way to go. You can do this, Rich. You're putting too much pressure on yourself. I flop sweat on my body. Is it? Hey, what was the name of that? You shot all the interiors of the ad agency
Starting point is 01:03:41 in Mad Men in a building downtown. What's it called? LA Center Studios. I don't need to talk about this now. ad agency in Mad Men in a building downtown. What's it called? LA Center Studios. We'll talk, you know, I don't need to talk about this now. I'm sad I even brought it up. But I just shot something there and it was exciting just to be
Starting point is 01:03:56 in the same place where Mad Men was shot. You know, there's a tree inside the back. Listen, I don't have time for this. Oh, okay. What about the tree? There's a tree where we all carved our inside the back. Listen, I don't have time for this. Oh, okay. Yeah. What about the tree? There's a tree where we all carved our initials. What?
Starting point is 01:04:10 We shaved out the side of the tree and then we carved our initials on the last day. I should have texted you from the set. Is there a fucking tree here? I agree. I should have thought there might have been something special for me to look for, like you might have left a gum under a desk or something. Seems like a Harry Crane move.
Starting point is 01:04:27 All right, so who challenged who there? Sean and... Sean challenged me. Yeah, yeah. So we start with Sam and then go to Sean. Sam gets to pick the next category. Would you like... It's always Someone from Philadelphia.
Starting point is 01:04:49 Movies with one or more cast members from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Oh no, this is, this turns out to be quite commemorative after his suicide today. How dare you. How dare you. Hanks for the ride It's movies with Tom Hanks On a plane, a boat, a rocket Or a train Oh god bless
Starting point is 01:05:15 That's fucking dope Or Halloweed And that's movies featuring Jamie Lee Curtis that I would have watched while I was high. It seems like a pretty wide category.
Starting point is 01:05:34 What was the first category again? It's always someone from Philadelphia. Well, in honor of the dearly departed, let's do Hanks. Hanks for the ride, everybody. Hanks for the ride, everybody. Hanks for the ride.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Okay. Hey, Sam, can I have some of those bottle caps? You'll have to ask Krista. You just got a root canal, though. Yeah, I know. I'm excited about it. I just need something to do. I'm excited about the bottle cap tasting that's about to happen.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Is the whole thing made out of tape? You can do it. What kind of cookies are those, Lawrence? Chocolate chip. Oh, okay. You didn't pick
Starting point is 01:06:13 Lawrence's cookies. I can't eat chocolate. Really? Yeah, really. What are you, like a poodle? No, I'm more like a pit bull. Is Pit Bull the singer really Singer Is pit bull the guy that's
Starting point is 01:06:31 Pit bull Does he You can say singer Is he called pit bull because he used to be in charge of Pit bull dog fights I have no idea Someone told me that I was like what an asshole
Starting point is 01:06:40 Well Vin Diesel Is called that because He used to work at the diesel store. See, I didn't think I was going there. I was going to make a gasoline joke. They would have both been terrible. You were right to respond the way you did. Do you know why Rich Summer got his name?
Starting point is 01:06:59 Why? Favorite type of hair. These smell great. I can't eat them because I'm off sugar, but they smell really good. And they're smaller than I thought they'd be.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Are they a little less, you know, do they have the same texture as the originals? Yeah, real dusty kind of. Real dusty. Maybe they are the originals. But they don't have
Starting point is 01:07:19 like as serrated, the edges aren't as serrated. I think when they come in the roll tube, they have the serrated. Oh, the roll. I used to love the fucking roll. I'd get one of those and some nerd ropes and I'd be happy.
Starting point is 01:07:30 Those are both good. Thanks, Tim. Yeah, mine didn't get away. Terrific candy break. I don't know why candies don't advertise on this show. It seems like a perfect fit. Yeah. It's really good.
Starting point is 01:07:45 Let's play this round, shall we? Tupac died 20 years ago today. Wow. Nobody brought that up, so I just figured I would. How long is an epoch? Isn't it kind of up to the... Is it subjective? Oh, it is? I think so, isn't it? of up to the Is it subjective? Oh it is?
Starting point is 01:08:06 I think so isn't it? I don't know I was just hoping that We've just experienced like two Epochs of Tupac Being gone I have no idea No idea
Starting point is 01:08:18 Okay Hanks for the ride Hanks for the ride Hanks for the ride Tom Hanks on a plane, boat, rocket or train Yep The year is 2013 And that's all Sam needs to know I don't know about that
Starting point is 01:08:38 Okay What's your bid? You might not know it Negative four what's your bid well I might not know it negative four that's all Sam gets I'll give you guys more clues after Sam bids no I'm just kidding that's all everybody gets
Starting point is 01:08:56 I mean it seriously narrows it down pretty well he's on a plane a boat a rocket or a train and that's 2013. All right. I will then bid. How many names are in it? Great question.
Starting point is 01:09:19 It's him and a volleyball. Volleyball. Twelve names. Okay. It's kind of, one part of the Sully that really took me out of the movie is when he's in a sporting goods store and he winks at a volleyball.
Starting point is 01:09:39 Just walks by and winks at it. I know you, Wilson. Negative one, Doug. Negative one. Yeah. I felt as I was reading the category that that would be a foregone conclusion.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Negative two. Sam has got to say negative two. This is pretty good, actually. This is forcing a three-way tie. I'm happy about how this is turning out. See, you don't know that I don't know it. I would have gone negative two, but then if... It's tough. Then he is going to get the point. But, but you know you could try negative three and then i'm just saying why would he get the point then i well oh and i was gonna you're right because then uh i would get the point don't do
Starting point is 01:10:16 that don't do that say negative three what am i not doing do whatever you want i have i i was thinking that rich would get the point but then it occurs to me if he can't do negative I would get the point so don't do that. My head is spinning. I don't know if you saw I had like 45 bottle caps. You had way too many
Starting point is 01:10:31 bottle caps. So fast. You weren't even eating the candy. They were real bottle caps. You were just mainlining bottle caps. Just mad doggin'
Starting point is 01:10:39 bottle caps. There's one on the floor it looks delicious. I know I tried it's a floor cap. I'm going to have to say name it. Yeah. Here we go. We're going to give ourselves a three-way tie, I think. Or Sean.
Starting point is 01:10:51 I have zero points. Sean's going to pull off of the miracle of the century. They each have one point. You have zero. Yeah. You were about to get a point. I don't think I'll get it. Well, watch. Sean, negative two names. The name of the film.
Starting point is 01:11:06 Captain Phillips. And the negative two starting with the top billed person. Tom Hanks. Mm-hmm. And, you know. You know. You said negative two so confidently. You know who I'm talking about.
Starting point is 01:11:24 Ed Harris. That's your final answer? Yeah. Hey, I almost went negative too. Can I give it a shot? Yeah, you can. His name's tough to remember. It's Barkhod Abhi,
Starting point is 01:11:39 something like that? Barkhod, Barkhod Abhi? Yeah, but you'd have to say it right. Yeah, that's the problem. I fucked up. Barkhod, you got right, but you'd have to say it right. Yeah, that's the problem. It's fucked up. Bark Odd, you got right,
Starting point is 01:11:47 but it's Abdi. Abdi. Yeah. He's nominated for Best Supporting Actor for I'm the Captain Now. He's a limo driver from Minneapolis. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 01:11:55 And I saw him in something else. He was good in something else. Yeah, I saw him in that other thing too. What was that? It was Eye in the Sky, right?
Starting point is 01:12:00 Was it? Yeah. It's in Eye in the Sky. Oh, okay. He plays a military guy in Eye in the Sky. All right. You should say that it plays a military guy and i'm just gonna all right you should say that it's a three-way tie we got a three-way tie i knew i could do it i'm just glad we got in such a sweet uh tribute to tom hanks because he really is terrific. I've got to put an X to the ones I've already done so I don't screw up in the future.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Alright, now this is all come down to this. This is a play to win situation. No one's going to just throw it. Just play your best on this one. Who challenged who on that last thing? Rich challenged Sean. So we're back to Sam to pick again. Yep.
Starting point is 01:12:51 And then we'll go to... That goes to Rich, right? Goes to Rich. Because it went to me last time. Go to Sean Rich. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Which category would you like to play? Would you like
Starting point is 01:13:07 Always Bet on Black? What do you think that's going to be, Sam? I hope it has something to do with Wesley Snipes Yeah, kind of It's a movie set in Vegas with two or more black actors in the cast Okay
Starting point is 01:13:26 Understood Oh this is fun Sausage Party It's movies featuring only men listed in the cast Popular It's a total sausage party Let me see if I can get one more category out of here. How about...
Starting point is 01:13:52 Oh, no, I don't want to do those ones. We did those on the super duper. Got to keep this on the up and upper. Hang on. This is a very exciting part of the show Tension is building on the stage Like can you imagine like in the script Spelling bee
Starting point is 01:14:11 Hang on I'll find a word I don't like your face I'll find a word Remember that girl that won the spelling bee That one year It was like 2004 or 5. And she was screaming it. Screaming the letters.
Starting point is 01:14:28 She would smell her hands before she would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. S. That wasn't a Molly Shannon sketch? It was sort of strange and intense. Yeah. That's gnarly. She did it, you know.
Starting point is 01:14:43 How's it going over there, Doug? I got it. Okay. She won? Yeah, she know. How's it going over there, Doug? I got it. She won? Yeah, she won. Her hands smelled like victory. Does that remind you of yourself every time? F-bombs. Movies Leonard hated
Starting point is 01:14:59 that begin with the letter F. Those are so tricky. So sausage party. Always been on black. Always been on black. Or F bomb. Boy, those are some tough categories. Let's go with
Starting point is 01:15:21 always been on black. Rich says no. Oh, so sorry, Rich. So you can't go with that one. What's your second choice? I don't want to say I have a favorite guest on the show today,
Starting point is 01:15:39 but you're going to have to pick again. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair. Tough but fair. Tough but fair. All right. So Leonard gives this movie from 2013 two and a half stars.
Starting point is 01:15:59 He lists ten people in the cast. And he calls the movie raunchy. And he says the stars seem to be having a good time. I would hope. Which is not always a compliment. How many names are there? Two and a half stars isn't too much.
Starting point is 01:16:18 Ten names. 2013 you said? How many can you get it in Sam? I can do it in nine names. A rare large bid from Mr. Levine. A wow from the shocked crowd. Does it come to me now? Yes, it does. I'm going to say eight.
Starting point is 01:16:48 This got really interesting. I thought you were serious. No, I was, but I like to make jokes. What do I like about you? I like having fun um six oh look at you look at you indeed clear over seven straight to six sean name that movie Sean, name that movie. Let me just real quick get a recap from our numbers analyst.
Starting point is 01:17:30 He went from where to where, Rich? He went from where to where. Eight was the bid. Sean went straight to six, jumping to seven. So seven is out of the equation. Sam is challenged at six, which means Sean is out. The number seven killed my dad. Only going to get six. Seven years of hard drinking.
Starting point is 01:17:54 I think the one thing that can be discerned from this is that there's no possible way for me to win. Yes, Rich, you're shut out at this point, but everybody just loves to see you up there. I'm going to have some bottle caps and see what happens. Yeah, the bottom line is you took home the bronze and everybody's proud. You guys, Masters of Sex is available on Showtime anytime. And the premiere was just last night.
Starting point is 01:18:23 I really encourage you to log on and check out Rich Sommer in Masters of Sex. I love seeing him in period clothing. It's the only way I'm comfortable with Rich Sommer. All right. Got some names for Sean? Mm-hmm. You can't have any sugar? These are just really good.
Starting point is 01:18:52 That's the plan. All right. I mean, I could have one for old time's sake if I wanted to, but I like... There's no pressure. I like having willpower. Hey, man, no pressure. No pressure. No pressure.
Starting point is 01:19:05 DM it to you later, no presh. Six names. Yeah. Just trying to remember how this is done. I'll give you the clues again. Two and a half stars. It's a movie set in Vegas with two or more black actors in the cast.
Starting point is 01:19:26 It's raunchy. The stars seem to be having a good time. I for some reason thought you were going to give me the top build. You're giving me the bottom build, aren't you? I forgot about that. Yeah, that's how this goes. Yeah, yeah, I know. That was me blowing it a little bit.
Starting point is 01:19:36 Well, you never know. Six names is a lot. It's not seven. That would have been really helpful. Stop talking about seven. It gets different in here. Michael Ely. Joanna Gleason.
Starting point is 01:19:56 Roger Bart. Romany Malco. Jerry Ferrara. Who shows up briefly in Sully, and I'm just like, fucking turtle, get out of here. What are you doing here, turtle? You look good, turtle. What are you, a bench?
Starting point is 01:20:18 And Mary Steenbergen, the great Mary Steenbergen, Academy Award winner. All six of them are in this one, Sean. Sean should have challenged me. Four. Yeah, that might have helped. That might have been a good play. For the win, Sean, the name of this movie is... Do you know it?
Starting point is 01:20:42 Do you know it? Don't say it. It's not on me. I'm just curious. Yeah, Sam, how are you doing on this? You got it? I don't want to alter. Right, yeah, if you say I know it,
Starting point is 01:20:58 then Sean's going to be like, oh, then it must be. I got... Honeymoon in Vegas. It must be. I got... Honeymoon in Vegas. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Just gotta have Las Vegas in the title, because I'm not... Leaving Las Vegas. Hangover three.
Starting point is 01:21:23 Vegas vacation. No. Hangover 1, 2, 3 I said hangover 3 Those are all wrong Sam you sure you don't want to guess One triumphant guess Is it like a best man wedding or something No
Starting point is 01:21:40 Is it bridesmaids No People in the audience With a refined taste of cinema know that the answer is Last Vegas. Oh, wow. Starring Kevin Kline, Morgan Freeman, Robert De Niro, and Michael Douglas. That was the top four we didn't hear.
Starting point is 01:22:00 No. I wouldn't have got it. Sam Levine did it. He's our winner. Back where he belongs. Thank you. You're the best around. Nothing's ever gonna
Starting point is 01:22:12 take you down. Joe Esposito, sing it to me. Alright, let me put a big X to that one and then we'll close the book for another day. But that was a lot of fun. Thank you guys for letting me do that. Sam, do you want to promote yourself?
Starting point is 01:22:31 You got anything to promote? Yes. The stuff that I had the swag for, it's called Crunch Time. You can watch the first two episodes for free. They're on YouTube right now. They're each like network television length. They're 20 some odd minutes per episode.
Starting point is 01:22:44 You can watch them also for free on roosterteeth.com and Guys, I've been in a lot of shit and I'm aware of that This is a really really good show and I swear you'll like it if you like comedy and sci-fi So, please check it out and let the people at roosterteeth know how much you like it. All right Krista come get your prizes. You get a bucket. At least that's got a little handle on there. You can hold it by that.
Starting point is 01:23:17 And then scrawl. Yeah, just go ahead and dump that in the garbage. No. No, it's great. They're good. They're good. I think you're going to need a new battery. Have you played both
Starting point is 01:23:27 of the games, Rich? No, but I hear fine things about both. Okay. Have fun with them. Report back to us about the fun you have with those. I'm sure you'll smoke a J before you play. And then you'll smoke three joints. First thing I do when I get a board game is I tear up the rules.
Starting point is 01:23:45 Let's figure out how this game is supposed to work. Once we've done that, we're done. The person who figures out how this game works is the winner. Roll up a joint, tear up the rules, and then play the fucking game. There you go. Hey, Sam, what are you doing tomorrow night? Can you come back tomorrow night as a reigning champion? No, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:24:03 Oh, shit. All right. I'll find as a reigning champion? No, I'm sorry. Oh, shit. Alright. I'll find a new reigning champion. And you'll be jelly. Sean! What's going on, man? What do you got to plug? Stand updates here on the website, SeanJordanComedy.com
Starting point is 01:24:17 Sean S. Jordan on Twitter and Sean Kruger Mellon Jordan on Instagram. Thank you, Sean S. Jordan. Shawnee Jordan. Rich Summers on Masters of Sex on Showtime twice this season. You already missed one appearance. Does your character
Starting point is 01:24:40 get creepier next time around? Yep. Okay. What else can we look for? What else is going on? That about covers it. You got anything else you could mention? Not that I can think of.
Starting point is 01:24:54 What's your most favorite actor you've ever worked with, like just in terms of being psyched to work with them? You got to know everybody on Mad Men, of course, but the first day you probably weren't, oh my God, it's that guy. Maybe you were, I don't know. The actor I was most psyched to work with. Well, you know,
Starting point is 01:25:15 the Hello, My Name is Doris with Sally Field, that was pretty cool. That's pretty neat. She was so good in that. She was great. You know what else she was good in? Punchline. That just makes me think about Tom Hanks.
Starting point is 01:25:31 Shit, man. It's hard. He's a really tough one to get over. Tom Hanks is in heaven. No, Giovanni Ribisi is in heaven. What are you saying? Tom Hanks is in hell? I heard Tom Hanks was stuck between heaven and hell
Starting point is 01:25:48 in the terminal. I think I had something I wanted to plug here real quick at the end. Yes, I do. Don't forget, Douglas Movies is at the Houston Improv at 420 on Friday. What? Yeah, I do. Don't forget, Douglas Movies is at the Houston Improv at 420 on Friday. What? Yeah, Friday afternoon, September 30th.
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Starting point is 01:26:32 The following Monday at UCB Sunset Do you guys like this over NFL football? Yeah Okay, I mean I guess you're here So you don't give a shit about the LA Rams I guess One more time for Sam Levine Sean Jordan Okay, I mean, I guess you're here, so you don't give a shit about the LA Rams, I guess. One more time for Sam Levine, Sean Jordan,
Starting point is 01:26:49 and Rich Sommer. Rich Sommer, that's my favorite class and my favorite time of year. As always, five day work weeks are a shithead. Yeah, so we're clearly not like in Italy.
Starting point is 01:27:14 Somewhere where they work less. And everyone is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of both his view and prowess makes him shit

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