Doug Loves Movies - Sarah Silverman and Brian Posehn Guest

Episode Date: September 5, 2009

Doug's old friends (and Maltin game veterans) Sarah and Brian join him for more movie talk.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey everybody, that really, I don't know if it'll come off on the audio on the podcast, Hey, everybody. That really... I don't know if it'll come off on the audio on the podcast, but that really tickles me that everyone claps along to the theme song because you guys have all heard it so many times, you're, like, sick of it. We're getting a little bit of, like, sounds like a little hollow fetish back from my microphone,

so if the crack team here at UCB Theater can kind of work that out, that'd be awesome. While I dig into my bag, I'm such a professional that I have my notes in this bag and didn't even pull them out before the show. I was backstage talking to the guests, very good old friends of mine. Great guests. So I'm going to bring them out shortly. But let me just say that I Love Movies, also known as ILM, is coming to you from UCB, Upright Citizens Brigade, in LA, Los Angeles, before CDR, Comedy Death Ray.

Tuesday night staple here. Always gets a packed house, and now it's going to be crazy busy because L.A. Times recently decided that this is where all good comedy comes from. And God bless them for finally deciding that. Let's see what else I got here. There's a special bonus. I love movies. This is the first time anybody's hearing of it.

It has really shitty sound, and it was taped at the UCB in New York during their Del Close Marathon a few weeks ago. My guests were Matt Walsh, Matt Besser, and Horatio Sands. And you can listen to it even though it has shitty sound. We decided not to put it on iTunes because we wanted to turn away any potential subscribers or listeners. But some people really want to hear this so badly that they're willing to put up with shitty sound.

So go to aspecialthing.com, aspecialthing.com, which is also a great place to go if you like to talk about comedy and be a little bitch about things. I'm just kidding. Most people are cool. Also, the medical marijuana tour. Doug Benson's medical marijuana tour, October 1 through 13. Dates and venues on MySpace. I'm going to every state that has legalized marijuana for medicine. All right.

What else do I got to say before I bring these guests out here? Oh, my God. I did a Twitter contest today. I asked what my three favorite Harry Potter characters are. And one gentleman guessed Snape, Ron, and Hermione. And he was absolutely right. That guy knows me. That guy got inside my brain. There's a thousand

characters in Harry Potter. He gets two of the most main ones, and then a third one that's an actor that I am not shy about saying is the best villain of all time in Die Hard, Alan Rickman. Yeah, right? Okay, so ECBrown88, he won that contest, and he gets to decide who I call a shithead at the end of the show. So hang in and wait for that. That's going to be exciting. Let's get my guests out here. That was, oh, too much talking by me at the top.

I'm going to cut it down on the next episode. My guests are... Are you guys ready back there? They're not even... They're just hanging out in the green room. Emphasis on the word green. My guess, two of the stars of the

Sarah... Sarah... The Sarah Silverman... The Sarah Silverman program, and also two of my bestest friends, Brian Posehn and Sarah Silverman Program, and also two of my bestest friends, Brian Posehn and Sarah Silverman are here. They're totally here. They're somewhere in the building.

I told them I'd do like a few minutes and then introduce you. Yeah, just come out. Just come out already. Hello. It's come out already Hello Speak right into the microphone You can pull it out of the thing if you want We're looking at baby pictures of Brian's You gotta really get on top of the microphone

We're looking at baby pictures Of Brian's little baby Rosie And then Brian got all mad at me because I said he had blowjob lips. Meaning, of course, that he is ready to receive blowjobs. I have always heard of that as a compliment. Yeah, but my baby's three months old. Yeah, and I also think it's more of a compliment for women. Really?

I got that joke. I feel bad I'm wearing a hat. I'm not trying to be. But my hair is so crazy greasy. You look good. I was fishing. You look awesome

in that Ashton Kutcher hat. That would have been funny two years ago. When's that movie coming out? Beer Nuts. It's going to be fucking good. It's you and Artie Lang and who? The who? It's the Broken Lizard guys.

And Sarah and Artie Lang and Beer Nuts. Beer Nuts the movie. They all go crazy for beer And balls What? I thought it was a bunch of drunk nuts With balls that actually Oh like an animated thing?

Yeah sure It's the new Pixar movie Beer Nuts Bunch of nuts fall into a vat of beer And boy do they get drunk Pixar would find a way to make it so depressing, I'm sure. Who?

Pixar. They'd find a way to make beer and it's a movie depressing. Well, you should tell everybody that you're mad that Up was such a depressing movie. I'm not mad and I understand it's a good movie but it was so sad. I was sitting next to Kulop and I just was like crying so hard and it was it felt bad and I just kept looking at Kulop going why are they doing

this it was so it was not Were there any children there? Were there children around? People brought kids How were they reacting? Actually, you know what? That's not true It was Scott and Kulop And Brett Gelman and myself

I don't know, I'm forgetting And then it was just like Four teenage black guys Behind us And before the movie They're like fucking around and everything And we're like joking with them And I'm like please don't talk out loud during the movie I know that's your inclination and they were but they were

laughing but they were like cool you know young 20-somethings or teens and I'm crying and I look I'm just curious I look back there and they're all like, she just wanted a baby. Well, because... It was... They're crying because their parents left them for balloons. I... It was... It was displeasurable

It was fun opposite As Carrie Prejean would say This is going to be a Leonard Maltin reunion here tonight Because this is the first time On the podcast No he couldn't make it He's writing another book about Mickey Mouse

But because the three of us Used to play this game all the time. This is where the Landmaltin game came from. When we were high and young. And did not have careers yet. The three of us hung out all day, every day for a very long time. As we all were struggling. It was called the 90s. Yeah.

Pretty much. About a decade of it. The 90s. Yeah. And we played were struggling. It was called the 90s. Yeah. It was about a decade of it. The 90s. And we played this game. I don't know who thought of it. I mean, it was probably my copy of the book. Let me just say this, too. Brian lived with Dave Rath and Todd

Glass and Alan Murray. Yeah, in a four-story house. I stayed there because I was living in New York. I would stay there for long periods Yeah In a four story house I stayed there Because I was living in New York I would stay there for long periods of time in this house And Doug even though he lived in LA Stayed there every night

Because after the earthquake he was scared Yeah that's why I was scared You were scared because his building collapsed Yeah I got thrown out of my building for a while And then That's why he was scared and then hanging out

the building tried to murder him in his sleep but then but then hanging out with you guys every night was so much fun that it was like there was no reason

to go back to my you know broke dick building we would just sleep on the couch or I would sleep with Raph if he wasn't with a girl that night yeah

I could sleep next to him and one time I peed in his bed he wasn't with a girl that night. I could sleep next to him. And one time I peed in his bed. It wasn't sleep. You did pee in his bed one time, and he could not have been cooler about it. He was so cool. It was one of those things where I was a bed waiter all growing up, and it happened. I couldn't believe it.

And I woke up, and I just thought, if I don't tell him right now, then I'm going to be like, my fear will build up. So I just went, Dave, I peed in your bed. And he goes, it's all right. Just put a towel down. That's so sweet.

Well, yeah. He's used to saying that because of his tremendous amount of ejaculate that he produces. Can I tell this story then? I'm so happy I just used ejaculate in a just, can I tell this story then? I'm so happy I just used ejaculate in a sentence.

Can I tell the story about I came to visit and Raph, Raph had some player days and he also had a goatee and... Oh my God, this is a great story.

I came to town and he lived right above the Laugh Factory and I go, I'm going out to the Laugh Factory, come meet me. And he's like, okay. And he was with a go, I'm going out to the Laugh Factory. Come meet me. And he's like, okay.

And he was with a girl. I didn't know. But, you know what I mean? He was like always with a girl. And he walked into the Laugh Factory and gave me a kiss on the lips. You know, like a little friend kiss on the lips. Mwah. And his goatee was covered in vagina juice.

I go, were you just going down on a woman? And he goes, yes! And I was like, I couldn't escape my own face. It was so gross. You couldn't escape your own face. Because it was on me.

That is awesome. You've totally eaten some pussy. Ugh. What a braggart. Did you call her ever? I still don't know who it was. Oh, who it twas? Twas. All right, so let's talk about movies.

What have you guys, have you guys been to the cinema lately? I know you go to premieres and stuff occasionally or see stuff on a plane. That's where I see a lot of my movies. I saw Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. How was it? You know what? The least offensive and annoying Matthew McConaughey

in maybe ten years and was a huge flop because people have been burned too many times. Nobody's willing to give him another chance, but it was pretty engaging. Michael Douglas plays this old ghost pervert that teaches him the ways of... Oh, I forgot it was about ghosts.

Yeah. I was like, ghost pervert? Where did that come from? Oh, right, it's a ghost movie. The new Matthew McConaughey. I'm telling you, I was on a plane, and I had my mask on and the sound off, but it was pretty good by those standards.

I woke up on a plane and with no sound saw the last 15 minutes of Pursuit of Happiness and sobbed. Like, I didn't know the story. I didn't know what happened, and there was no sound. Maybe you thought it had a sad ending. It's probably the way to see it.

What movie is that? Is that that Will Smith thing? Yeah, Happiness. H-A-P-P-Y. Yeah. What have you seen lately, Brian? Have you been to the cinema? Well, since I had the baby from fucking... A little roadsy. We've already established that. Well, since I had the baby from fucking...

Little Rhodes-y. Rhodes-y. We've already established that. Do you like Rhodes-y as a nickname for Rhodes? Yeah, it's fine. His name's Rhodes, and we already call him Rhodes-y. But no, I haven't been able to go to the cinema much, and when I do, I fucking fall asleep instantly. I fell asleep during Terminator,

and I fell asleep during Transformers. Well, tell us a good movie you fell asleep during to prove your case. It hasn't happened. Oh, I stayed awake during Inglourious Bastards. Awesome movie! And I wish I had gone to sleep. During which part? That movie can fuck off, you guys.

Best movie of the year Better than Star Trek Oh you're so wrong Top to Star Trek That's my favorite movie Well it's definitely better than Star Trek I didn't see Star Trek either That's a silly comparison It's also better than Ponyo

Drag Me to Hell and The Hurt Locker Are the two best things I've seen this year Those are both excellent But there are parts of Inglourious Bastards that you loved, though. Yeah, well, here's the best thing. No spoiler, but the best part of the movie comes like 45 minutes or an hour in. And I was seen at 11 o'clock screening, and I had put pot in my system through smoking. And I'm already sleepy anyway.

And then the pot made me super sleepy and then quentin's bullshit dialogue made me super super sleepy and sitting around in blood blood bloody blah and so then i'm like i got to get some caffeine in me if i'm gonna make it through this fucking thing and i went in and came back with my coke and i'm all happy and i got some candy and some shit to keep me awake. And my buddy just goes, hey, it was Ken Daly. He goes, oh, you missed it. And all I see is just bodies in this.

I'm so bummed. And then Eli Roth had a shitty act. You're mistaken, and I think you need to see it another time. All right. Well, I think it'll definitely, like all of Quentin's movies since Pulp Fiction, I'd say that it improves on television because once you've seen it in a theater

and then you're watching it on cable TV, you've got other things to do while he's dicking around. I loved it. I was never bored. You know where the good parts are and you can kind of pace yourself. But in a movie theater, the first time you see it,

you're like, all right, what is the fucking point of this scene? And then it happens, and you're like, that was awesome. That could have happened ten minutes earlier. By the way, I love his movies. This is coming from a huge fan. It's a total love-hate thing. I can't believe it. But when he's like, oh, Hugo Stiglitz,

and then there's this modern graphic comes up that looks like the same lettering as Jackie Brown, it's like, come on, dude. But I mean, even at those moments, the thing that you glean more than anything is like, this guy loves movies. This guy who made this movie. Well, so do I.

I've seen all the fucking movies he loves. He loves saying, fuck you, other people that love movies. He puts little fuck you's in his movies. It bugs me. Yeah. But he's great, and the movie's great, and I just hope I never have to hear him speak publicly again. I'm so going to get a part in one of his movies. I love it.

It's totally working to my advantage. But it does have a lot of amazing shit in there. And I'd go into it in more detail. Best movie of the year. Some people haven't seen it. Christoph Waltz. Have you seen Hurt Locker? Yeah, have you seen the Hurt Locker?

Have you seen Bride Wars? Have you seen District 9? I saw Observe and Report. That's my top three this year. Inglourious Bastards, Star Trek, Observe and Report. Those are the only movies you've seen. That's not true.

Observe and Report? Observe and Report is pretty awesome. I liked a better one. It was called Paul Blart. Well, it's like... It's dark Paul Blart. Well, it's like, it's definitely, it's dark Paul Blart. No, it's not. It's nothing like it. It's actually really good.

I'm just fucking around. It's not a perfect movie, but it is so cool and it, it, it like, pushes comedy as hard as like,

people push horror in horror movies. You know what I mean? Like, it's... Right, it's torture. No, I do know what you were saying Like it's... Right, it's torture. No, I do know what you were saying though. That's why I think

Observing Report didn't succeed is because the characters are so ugly and so unredeemed. That's not why nobody saw it because they thought

it's another Mall Cop movie. It's just like unfortunately placed. Well, that's like probably the two came together but you know when a movie drops off after Friday night it means that what they're seeing they're not liking. It's a very dark movie.

And I think people just reacted to that. And, like, people like us think it's hilarious because we like, you know, super dark humor because we've heard it all. We're really dark, you guys. We're so dark. We'll use the N-word sometimes, quietly. No. Just sort of whisper it. And people say, what?

Oh, I asked for a jigger of... That word is so, like, 98, 99, 2000. It's just saying it for, like Like because it's awful Like the most awful thing to say So what do you Sorry If you had to choose each of you This is to both of you Brian and Sarah

If you had to pick your favorite movie That you participated in in some way Probably as an actor What would that be? Do you have a favorite of everything you've been in? Me? I guess for Brian,

for me, I'd go with Devil's Rejects because I got to see you get shot in the head. And that, you know, nothing, there's nothing more special that could happen. In Bobcat's movie, Sleeping Dogs Lie, nobody saw that and people should have seen it. People should see Sleeping Dogs Lie and World's Greatest Dad is in have seen it. People should see Sleeping Dogs Lie,

and World's Greatest Dad is in set theater. Did you see it? It's at Sunset 5. I haven't seen it yet, but I heard it's good. It starts at 9.40. Really? 9.40. You in? I have to do that. You gotta do a thing.

I have a baby. You guys are both too much going on. I totally suck now. Wow. Wait, what was... Oh, so sleeping... You guys are both You have both too much going on I totally suck now But Wow So what was Wait what was Oh so sleeping Put Sleeping Dogs Lie

On your Netflix queue Is that a blowjob lips That you're doing That's disgusting Netflix Netflix Netflix Sleeping Dogs Lie

As soon as you can Wow I'm not looking anymore Sarah's avoiding the question At this point Oh Yeah what have you done No I was gonna say

That movie where you got Punched in the face Yeah that's what I was gonna say Oh the Benicio Del Toro Way of the gun War of the gun Way of the gun

Way of the gun yeah That movie is the best First few minutes of a movie ever Followed by the You know I liked it It drops in quality After the first few minutes I mean movie ever followed by the you know I liked it it drops in quality after the first few minutes

I mean School of Rock is a great movie but like I'm not excited about me I saw it on cable recently and I just it's so hard to buy that you'd be that much

of a cunt yeah so like well there were other scenes but they weren't like pertinent to the story and they were probably should have been cut out but they gave me

a little more pathos but it's just kind of like I know you need a bad guy to make the good guy. But there's no reason for you to rat him out at the end. Nobody's in danger. Nobody has a problem. I know. It's a really good movie,

but my part is just like, the girl who's the... Total bitch. Yeah. When people go like, oh, the girl in this great comedy, but it's like, what's the point of girl in this Great comedy But it's like What's the point

Of being in a great comedy If your part is like When are you gonna Buckle down And get a job Like you know what I mean Like who cares It's still though

I think I can speak Like an actress I think I can speak For everyone here That it's still cool That you're in School of Rock It's just not

Necessarily the best I'm sure that would Be an applause break It's not the best match for you, you know. Thank you for putting it gently. I just saw it on cable the other day. It is so incredibly watchable. There's these movies that just sort of

fall into the TBS, TNT machine and they keep showing them over and over again. Witches of Eastwick was on the other night. It was so good. That movie's amazing. I can't believe they're doing some sort of new version of it. I know.

They should have killer actresses in it. I mean, maybe they're good. That thing where Jack Nicholson and the three ladies are all fucking or flying around

the entire time? You didn't like that? He doesn't like whimsy. Fuck no. How long do you need to know a movie once? That one religious lady breaks her fucking leg God damn wide open with bones sticking out

You didn't sit there going yeah I'm Brian That's why it's crazy to like Inglourious Basterds There's such brutal Awesomeness for you You just missed the part where I missed All the ultra violence None of them are wizards. What?

You guys do really great impressions of me. You're me talking to me. I'm Brian, I am. It's a combination of Sasquatch and Yoda. Yeah. So, you guys both should get that app Where Because I've never been to a movie With either of you

Where you don't go to the bathroom At some point There's an app Where it tells you When's a good time To go to the bathroom And then describes what you miss Really?

Yeah it's amazing Yeah Like you could be standing there With their crank in one hand And your phone in the other Reading about what you're missing At Julia and Julie I'm going to see that

I want to see that That will never happen I want to see that. That will never happen. I want to see Julia, but not Julie. I know, that's what I hear, but I think it's still worth it is what I hear. Okay.

The Julia part is worth it. None of us are going to make the time. I hate to be a downer, but we're going to see it on a plane. We'll see World's Best Greatest Dad

because we won't have another chance. What does that mean? Because we're not going to see it on a plane. Oh, good point. Oh we won't have another chance. What does that mean? Because we're not going to see it on a plane. Oh, good point. Oh. Yes. No, yeah.

And I don't know what the big twist is in it yet. I've heard there's a big twist in it, and I don't know what it is. So I want to see it before I hear. Do you know what it is? Don't tell me. Don't tell me. It's not another girl blowing a dog, right? It's something different.

No, it sounds like it's going to be good. I'm excited to see it. Sunset 5. Yeah, I'm going to check it out. 940. You have to see it now because they're keeping it depending on people seeing it. Like at Sunset 5 is what... I'm serious. A lot of people are waiting around for Comedy Death right here tonight.

But anyone who's not, let's all go see the 940 Robin Williams movie. Something you never thought you'd hear me say. It's a comedy and it's Robin Williams, but he's playing it in the awesome, dramatic Robin Williams version of Robin Williams.

Alright, let's not put too much of a... I haven't seen it, but I'm rooting for it. I don't personally find him to be that awesome in dramas either, but... I love how every review of this goes, it's his best performance since One Hour Photo. One Hour Photo was bullshit. That movie was awful.

Right? His restraint is impressive. I like it when he has restraint. That is cool. Especially in RV. I like it when he has restraint from being in the movie. But he goes,

no, I'm going to pass on this one. I'm going to change the name of the show. Those are my favorite movies. I'm changing the name of the show to Doug Benson's Shit Talk because we're all just going to get people hating us for the things we say. I hope not.

The only famous person... And you're like, it's so amazing to meet you, Mr. Williams. What? I said, then you'll meet Rob Williams. No, I have met him, and I totally sucked his dick. He is the world's nicest guy. He could not be nicer, and he's charming, because he still does that. Won't stop making comedy all the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't say Mindy, but it's like he's gonna. It feels like he's gonna. Oh, Mindy. He definitely says oh a lot when you're talking to him. A lot of gesturing and

hairy backing. Sweetheart. Wonderful man. He cures cancer. What? Have you seen his evangelist character? So fresh He could go from that He could go from that

To a black To a gay In no time A black from 1968 Yeah Yeah Ew Yeah

Ew Alright we gotta play Lettermon game I was gonna try to play a game Of build a title But that's That's how much fun we're having. Let's build a title.

Well, that's where we get a title from somebody in the audience. Let's do the guy I got the shirt from. Pulp Fiction? Pulp Fiction. This is a really hard title, so it's perfect. The idea is to add a title to the beginning or end of Pulp Fiction to create a longer title. But that's almost impossible with that one. With Pulp Fiction, it is very hard.

You can't do it. He can do another one. He's ready with another one. Thank goodness, because he really fucked us on that first one. Is there an answer to Pulp Fiction? No, Stranger Than Fiction. What?

Fiction and The Cut. There's a movie called Fiction and The Cut? Oh, in Pulp Fiction, The Cut. Fuck Fiction, The Cut. I don't know what that means. There's a movie called Fiction and the Cut. Oh, in Pulp Fiction the Cut. Fiction the Cut. I-O-N. That's good. Thank God we're getting a new title. It doesn't really make sense.

All right, here we go. Office Space? Office Space. Office Spaceballs? Spaceballs. So now you need one that ends in office or begins in balls. Office Spaceballs. Oh, Office Spaceballs of Fury, right?

Nice. Office Spaceballs of Fury. All right, now it's my turn. Okay, Face Office Spaceballs of Fury. What? Face off this Spaceballs of Fury. You can do that?

Yeah. Yeah. He tried to do it with Pulp Fiction. I have one. I have one. I thought he didn't know the rules. But now it's Brian's turn.

Oh, okay. No, he knows the rules and then some. All right. So now it's Brian's turn. Okay. No, he knows the rules and then some. Alright, so now it's Brian's turn. Face. You need one that ends in face or begins in... I know. Fury or re. Begins

in fury. Fury. Yeah. God damn you guys. There's definitely one that ends in... Doug, I have one. There's definitely one that ends in face. You can think of a title that ends in face. Oh, yeah, yeah. Man Without a Face.

Nice! Man Without a Face, Office, Space, Balls of Fury. Fury, Balls? So now you need something that ends in man. Man Without a Face, Office, space, balls of fury guarding Henry. Wow. Oh, my. Holy crap.

I call bullshit on those. Oh, okay. I got one. Well, it's my turn, though. Oh, boy. I'll fuck it up if I do one. Go ahead. If you're so excited, let's make it between you two guys.

So how did I start? It was... It was man is what you got to do. A man without a face, office, space, balls of fury. Regarding Henry. Regarding Henry, the portrait of a Serial Killer Yeah! Yeah!

Now you still need one that ends in man Or killer Or begins in killer Saving Silverman without a face Office space. Does that movie count? Falls of fury guarding Henry. Portrait of a serial killer.

Oh, right. Portrait of a serial killer. I said serial like a little kid. It's weird when you say serial killer. Shut up. Killer clouds from outer space. So we've got, from the beginning... We smoked too much pot to do this.

Saving silver man without a face off this space balls of fury guarding Henry... Portrait of a serial killer clowns from outer space. And you can't do balls again. Space Wars, the Korean Star Wars. How about that?

Is that true? No. Let's look it up. That's a good one. We should move on because we're going to lose time. We're losing light. We've got to play Leonard Maltin, but that was a great build-a-title. You guys are good at that.

Most of my guests go, oh. Dunstan checks in. I'm like, no, you can't just name another movie about a hotel. Who are you doing there? Yes, that was Andy Kindler. That's what I was doing. Okay, so Leonard Maltin game this time. The theme or the connective tissue of all the titles is this.

It's movies that begin with S or P. Yeah, I came up with that. S for Sarah and P for Pilverman. Stupid. I was high Okay, so This first movie came out in 1988 Leonard Maltin says it's a bomb It begins with S or P

Yeah, Leonard Maltin says it's a bomb But I'd give it one star Bomb was too mean But one star is about right And there's six names We'll start with Brian How many names do you think you can name this movie in? 1988

And it sucked And it starts with an S or a P I can do it in four Brian says four names So Sarah you can go less names I'll try three Three names So Brian you can say name that movie

Or go to two or fewer names Name that movie So you have three names Can you tell me How many names are listed Total I said six Six total

So you're getting Half of the cast Half of the cast They thought that was worth listing And this is starting From the last three names And I have to say I'm feeling good

About your chances Possibly 1988 SRP Let's do it Alright you ready Three names. Scott Coffey. Never heard of him.

He's the guy that he was in one of those John Hughes movies. And rest in peace. And Julia Roberts. And then

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Brian, do you want to go see Julia Roberts' movie? Nay. Nay. Okay. Let's start with Sarah on this one Since she won that point I'm so proud of myself Who's the fucking lead in that movie? Oh it's weird

The lead is Justine Bateman But another great clue is Liam Neeson Was also in the top three names Liam Neeson was one of their boyfriends I think it was Justine Bateman Okay so this is from 1991 What? Liam Neeson was one of their boyfriends. Poor bastard. I think it was Justine Bateman. Okay, so this is from 1991. Can I guess right now?

It's an S or P. Really? Do you have a guess? No. It's an S or P. The first name is a pretty good clue, I think. Wait, was this well-liked by Leonard Maltin? I'm not telling you that part.

It's a different clue every time. Twelve names. You got twelve names from 1991. And I think the first name is kind of a giveaway if you guys are good at this, and I think you are. So we'll start with you, Brian. He says four names out of twelve. That's a big leap. I'll say three names.

Aren't you ballsy? Brian, two or make her name it Yeah I'll try two Brian says two I'm gonna try one Try one Sarah's going one You're just gonna miss it

She's going with the She's going the name That I thought was a good clue Do you have any idea Brian Do you wanna go zero Or do you gotta tell her To name that movie Zero

Really 91 No I don't know Okay So you get Do you have any idea, Brian? Do you want to go zero, or do you have to tell her to name that movie? Zero. Really? 91. No, I don't know. Okay. So you get one name, Sarah, and that name that I thought was a really good clue from 1991, an S&P, S or P movie. The name is Chris Isaac. Does that help you, Brian?

Oh, yeah. That sounded creepy. I should have said it louder. It's like I'm watching somebody from afar. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I bet it's an Altman movie. Wrong. Really?

Yeah, but that's a good... That was a good try. It's a... You lose the point, but that's a good... That was a good try. You lose the point, but I'll tell you further. Chris Isaac, the only movies he's been in, I think, were directed by Jonathan Demme. And they were this one and Married to the Mob. And this one is called... Silence of the Lambs. That's right, Brian.

Silence of the Lambs. That's right, Brian. Silence of the Lambs. That's correct. Chris Isaac is number 12 listed for Silence of the Lambs. Who is the second name? Cassie Lemons. I would have gotten it. Who went on to direct movies. I would have gotten it from that.

Oh, you mean from the bottom. Oh, no. Roger Corman was the next one from the bottom. Then Tracy Walter. Tracy Walter. Charles Napier, who's in the goods. That's a tough one. I might have gotten it by five.

Napier. Yeah, yeah. I thought Chris Isaac was a good clue. I'm sorry if I steered you wrong. Oh, my God. I don't even know who he was. A security guard from the elevator? That's correct.

Is that true? No, I think he was an FBI agent. I think he was a fellow agent or like a SWAT team guy or something. All right, here we go. You guys each have one. First one to two wins this thing. So it's exciting. Come on, Sarah.

It's supposed to be best three out of five, but I don't think we have time for that. Oh, yeah, we do. All right, let's go for it. Best three out of five. All right. All right. This is from 2001. Who got the point that time?

Brian, so we're going to start with Sarah. It's eight names. No, he starts. You get to start, Brian. Were you just changing rules because you like Sarah more? It's true. This is from 2001. It's an SRP title.

Buck Henry appears in this movie Unbuild. I know. Oh, 2001. Settle down. Brian gets to go first. Eight names, Brian. How many do you think you can get it in?

2001. It's an SRP name. Buck Henry is in it. SRP. I don't remember in it, to be honest with you. Did I see this? But I want to forget the whole thing. Did I see it? I be honest with you. Did I see this? But I want to forget the whole thing. Did I see it?

I think you might have. Alright. Can't say for sure. Next time I'll try to pick one that you definitely saw. You say four? It's going four, Sarah. How many you got? I don't know. 2001.

You're so 2000 and done. I'm going to say name that movie. Four names. Here you go, Brian. All right. Lucy Gordon. That's no help.

It starts with an S, right? Or a P? Yeah. But it's going to get better. Bridget Moynihan. But it's going to get better. Bridget Moynihan. John Corbett.

Oh, shit. One more. Here's one more name for you. Sarah probably knows it. Eugene Levy. 2001? It begins with an S, and Buck Henry has a cameo in it. You can't guess, Sarah.

This is all on Brian. John Corbett. Bridget Monaghan. Eugene Levy. I can't pull it out of my ass. I don't think I saw it. I think you did. I think you didn't like it.

Tell them one more. That's four names. That was four. The first one is a brace to space, Lucy Gorman. Gordon. Fuck you, Lucy Gordon. Getting into our game. We don't know who you are.

This is super not fun. I don't know it. Go. Can we just have another name? I could give you more names. It's just to see who gets it, but you get the point, Sarah. All right, let's keep going. The other names are Molly Shannon,

Jeremy Piven, Kate Beckinsale. What the fuck? Serendipity. Serendipity, you did see that shit. Kate Beckinsale, and that was my penis answering that one. Because my brain checked out with all those other people.

I selected that one especially for your penis. Yeah. I don't like movies that are like frustrating like that. Like Snefala. Yeah, where they keep

missing each other the whole movie and you know they're Corbin plays her douchebag boyfriend, right? Yeah, yeah. I think so. Yeah.

You hate anybody who plays her boyfriend. Yeah. All right. This is from Who Got That Point? Who won that one? Technically, I did. right. This is from, who got that point? I should play her boyfriend. Who won that one?

Technically, I did. He guessed it. Okay, Sarah got that one. See, it's two to one. Sarah's in the lead. Brian, you can still catch up. This is from 2000, and it's an SRP word, and the first six names are not going to help. I guarantee that you won't recognize any of the first six names.

Ooh, when did smoke signals come out? Be careful. Might have been around then. That's a good guess. Twelve names. You got twelve names, but six of them aren't going to do you any good. So, Sarah, how many names? But they're the first six names.

Yes, exactly. They're the bottom six. So I'm saying bid higher. Oh, that's interesting. I hope so. So, okay. So I can name it in 12. I want people to keep listening.

I can name it in 12. This is on the radio or some shit? Yeah. She says 12, Ryan. What do you say? From 2000. One of those podcasts. 2000 S&P name.

First six names, no good. I said I can name it in 12. She said 12, so you could go 11 if you want. Or 9. 9. Brian goes 9. Sarah, does he name that movie or can you go... I'm going to name it an 8.

She goes 8. I feel if I hear the two names that are... That are key? Yeah. Brian, do you want one key name? Do you want her to name it? Name that movie. All right, so she gets eight names.

Just skip the first six. The six ones are Jason Fleming, Stephen Graham, Lenny James, Robert Gee or Gee, Mike Reed, Alan Ford. Those are the first one, two, three, four, five, six, seven names. So I should have said seven names. I don't know who any of those fellas are.

This is an American movie? But then name number eight out of 12 is Jason Stratham. Stratham. Stratham. Are you an idiot? Straight hand. Statham? Statham.

Oh, I put an R in there. Like, what's that guy's name that has... Like David Statham? Those guys are super different. They totally are. David Statham has never jumped out of a moving car and kicked somebody in the face. Wait.

Is that that guy, though? He came close in the River Wild. It was a river instead of a... It was a boat instead of a car. So Jason Statham, yeah. You know, from Crank and those movies. Are you going to say his name wrong on purpose? I know you love him.

Statham? It's Statham? I'm pretty sure. Sorry, Frasier. Brian's the Frasier of action movie stars. Why am I Frasier for liking Jason Statham? It's so, yeah. What's better, Crank 1 or Crank 2?

Brian. Crank 1. What's better? What one or crank two? Brian. Crank one. What's better, what's the one where you drive people around? Transporter one or transporter two? Two. Holy shit. You hear to hear first, people. If you're going to have a Jason Statham night,

if you want to have Jason Statham night, make sure you get crank one, transporter two. Yes. That's the perfect Statham night, make sure you get crank one, transporter two. Yes. That's the perfect Statham double bill. Brian's going to come over and bring his baby and he'll cry through the whole thing. Alright, so do you have any guesses, Sarah? Or just make blowjob faces.

Brian knows what it is. You know what it is? Mine are way more awful than yours. My blowjob faces, yours are pretty, but mine are old. Oh yeah, I'm not bringing the baby into it. I'm just doing like a gross old man doing a blowjob. You know what the answer is. You know it, right, Brian?

Yeah, pretty sure. Yeah, Brian's got it. So what's the seventh name? I gave it to you. What was it? What's his name? Jason Statham. Jason Statham.

There's two names I get to hear. Jarson Statham. What's the other name? No, that's what I'm saying is I screwed up. I should have said seven. All right, I'll give you one more, and I bet you it won't help. Yeah, eight. I said eight.

I did say eight names. I'm just saying that seven of them were worthless. But I'll give you one more. I don't know how to pronounce it But it's Raid R-A-D-E Sherbadiglia Sherbodlia Doug

Doug Look at me You said The first You said the first six names won't help And also the seventh name turns out doesn't also help But at least the clue still stands I did just give you another name

She just He just Oh god I gave you I gave you nine names Alright I don't know it So just read more

Read more names Brad Pitt Vinnie Jones Dennis Farina Benicio Del Toro Monkeys Directed by Guy Ritchie Snatch

Snatch Snatch Alright We got one more Let's do this That sucked Two to two We gotta wrap it up

This is the time Here we go And you love that word so much too No I don't Do you guys have any plugs You want to get in for anything When does the new series Season of Sarah Silverman start

So far away January You know what No February Valentine's Day A little before Valentine's Day. Black History Month? It's the best season

yet. And we're talking today that maybe we'll show a few episodes live someplace like here at the Silent Movie Theater as sneak peek-a-roonies. So where should people look out for that? When they're walking down the street?

We'll figure it out. We'll get word out. Yeah, yeah. Follow us on Twitter. Yeah. And Brian, anything you got to plug? You got anything coming up? No. All right, perfect.

I mean, it's all way far off. I'm going to be at the Wareham Opera House, the Stratham Opera House In Manhattan, Kansas On September 10th And I'm going to be at Augustana College In Sioux Falls, South Dakota On September 18th And who gets to go first? It's tied up 2-2

And who got the last one? Oh, Sarah couldn't guess it So Brian gets to go first I get confused about that part You are the worst. I'm not the worst. What's his name? Guy who hosts Jeopardy.

Okay. This is an SRP word. It's directed by an actor, this movie. It's from 2004. 2004, directed by an actor. I'm in that plug. I know it. Eight names.

El Super Bisto. I'm going to plug that. El Super Bisto? What's that? I just remembered it. That's that Rob Zombie. I know it. Eight names. El Super Bisto. I'm going to plug that. El Super Bisto? What's that? That's that Rob Zombie thing I did, the animated thing. Oh, okay. Where's that going to show up? It'll be out in September.

On some screens and also on your DVD player. All right. Or you watch it on your TV, but you turn on your DVD player and insert it. Okay, eight names. Eight names. Eight names, Sarah. I can name it in eight. What year was this?

This was from... 2004. Four. 2004. Didn't see it. How many names can you get it in? Six. She said eight.

He jumps to six. Directed by an actor. I'll go five. Brian? What year did you say? 2004? Four. You guys, my hat is bored. It's not me.

He says four names, Sarah. Fuck. I'm going to go three. Are you out of your mind? Just like attention. All right, Brian. I'm glad we didn't invite big audiences

to watch us back in our apartment in the 90s to play this game. Oh, you should see how terrible other people are at it. You guys have been doing great.

All right. I feel really good about this. Okay. Am I guessing? She says three. Name that movie. All right, here we go. Luca Di Dominicini.

Christo Noir V-Shopov. Mattia Sabragia. I'll give you a couple of more. Sergio Rubini. Manny Marta Gogolis. Claudia Jaboukabou. And then there's two names I can't say, because that would be unfair.

Okay. From 2004. It's an S or P name. Congratulations, Brian, on the win. While we're waiting for Sarah to make her guess. I'd like to thank everyone for coming out to the UCB Theater. Directed by an actor. In Italy.

Well, it felt kind of Italian, but that might not be a great clue. Maybe a Clint. And Chocolat. Maybe. You're not going to get it. Fuck you. And the irony is that you love this movie.

You were like, oh my God, I wish they tortured Jesus more in this movie. Still nothing? It's that Mel Gibson movie? You have to say the name to get it right. Really? I didn't see it. I never saw it.

Starts with a... An S or a P? Oh! My notes! I spilled on my notes! Thank God the show's over. Passion of the Christ. Oh, Passion of the Christ.

Passion of the Christ. So, Sarah wins. Really? Brian. There's no prizes, Brian. Brian won. Good game, Brian. And thank you so much for being on my show, you guys.

Let's hear it for Brian and Sarah. And that guy that won the contest on Twitter forced me to say this. Zachary Quinto is a shithead. No! No, he's awesome! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!

Thanks you guys! Thank you everybody!