Doug Loves Movies - Scoot McNairy, Chris Cubas, Alex Diamond and Mike MacRae guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds
With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Because Doug loves movies How come mine has a protection thingy on it
but none of the other microphones have that?
Guess I'm special.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody! My name is Doug, and I love
movies! This is I Watch Movies!
Coming to you once again from the spacious
and delightful Cap City Comedy Club
in Austin, Texas!
Home of Tito
Beverage.
This one's
for you, Tito.
I gotta get
back on script, you guys.
Squarespace.com!
Just joking, this isn't the ad part.
Which I hope you guys know how to fast forward through.
It's Wednesday, September 20th, 2017.
This is our 63rd show this year,
which equals I don't know how many hours of entertainment.
Depends on how much you like it, I guess.
It's 44 days till Ragnarok.
But I want to know if you guys are rocking name tags
I think you are
Oh, there's always so many good ones
So many
It's Texas, so there's really big signs
Pretty damn impressive
And sad for those sitting in the back
What is that thing that keeps jingling?
I hope you come back
if I'm here around Christmas
with that shit. What does
it mean now?
It's Donna Brasco.
Donna Brasco
and it's got cat bells on
it. Just like
the great character Donnie Brasco.
Jingle, jingle, jingle jingle forget about it
I should have said jingle jingle jingle what's that noise that was my Pacino
forget about it all right uh Gar Force One And your name is Gary?
Garrett.
Garrett?
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, Garforce One.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I like this one because it kind of sounds like it starts with a sneeze.
Matthew over the cuckoo's nest.
Matthew over. What is this's nest. Matthew over.
What is this thing?
Could you pass it up to me?
Do you guys think this means anything?
I mean, I know I have trouble seeing the fucking name tags.
It would be amazing if I got this closer.
Oh, Pat to the future.
Okay, I get it.
What is that, like a scary clown?
Oh, your son made it?
Aww.
How old is he?
40.
Forget about it
how old is he for reals
four
okay that's really good then
it's impressive
at four
that would have still been
stuck to me
daddy wouldn't have been able
to bring it to the show
okay you guys can put him down now
don't want your arms to get tired.
Saw something that looks super manny out there, though.
Maybe his arms didn't get tired.
Doug Bluggs.
This Friday afternoon, I'm doing Doug Loves Movies.
This isn't on the website or anything.
I'm doing Doug Loves Movies at the Highball as part of Fantastic Fest.
Small venue.
Small venue, but if you don't have a Fantastic Fest badge,
I still think there's a good chance
that you'll get squeezed in.
Because there's lots of movies playing at the same time,
so the people at the festival have a lot to choose between.
And I don't blame them for skipping my podcast,
because they could, oh, I don't know, listen to it?
Like the next day?
So.
People at Fantastic Fest already know what I look like,
because they see me there the whole time.
Next, Douglas, movie taping in Los Angeles.
Oh, did I say what time this thing is on Friday?
Is it 4.30? Wink.
Which is normally when my
4.20 shows are, but 4.30,
let's just do 4.30 then.
And no one will,
you know, the 4.20 joke will just be left
off the table, but people know.
The next Douglas movies taping in Los Angeles is on Monday, October 2nd,
in the Cricket Room at Meltdown Comics.
And we just added Saturday, October 7th,
Douglas Movies returns to the scene of the Burt Kreischer crime.
Crime against earmanity. Helium ear manatee.
Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis.
That's where Bert and I had our
problems that actually in the
end brought us closer together.
I know, right?
It is a gas.
Helium 420.
All my dates and deets and links
are at Douglovesmovies.com.
That's Douglovesmovies.com that's douglovesmovies.com
yeah
you guys are good except for that one guy and that other person
did a great job tonight
let's check out the prize bag it's small but mighty
I think there's some pretty cool things in there
I brought my US passport
giving that away I'm not leaving this country some pretty cool things in there. I brought my U.S. passport.
Giving that away?
I'm not leaving this country.
Might not never get back in.
Beware, if you're leaving the country and getting a tan,
you're really taking a big chance.
That was a pretty solid joke
I just came up with.
Maybe inappropriate for this show, but...
I got some trail mix.
Yeah, I don't like trail mix.
So when trail mix enters my life, I pay it forward.
Copy of my last CD, the new CD, Lexington,
is still available digital only.
Here's a
hacky sack that says
Angry Orchard on it.
One guy's
impressed.
Can't wait to play. See you in the
parking lot.
Right over by where the Dracula
restaurant used to be yeah
there's a restaurant here that served only Dracula this is fun I was waiting
in line for single rider on California screaming at Disney's California
Adventure they gave me this card then you give it back to them when you get on
the ride but they gave me the card, then you give it back to them when you get on the ride. They gave me the card,
and then the ride broke down. They said, everybody go
home.
Or go ride something else.
We don't give a shit.
That's the past.
If you're ever there,
it doesn't really
do anything.
If you say I'm a single rider, they just give it to you.
I don't know why you'd want to...
I don't know why anyone would want to have it.
I'm just going to hang on to it, you guys.
I got a rubber
ball that I got out of a...
I had a quarter and there was a thing.
A rubber pipe from Peacemaker.
It's only been used one time.
Woo!
A Doug Loowe's movie.
I mean, this is Doug Lowe's movies.
My other show, Getting Doug with High.
We have these blue cards, so I signed one of those for the lucky winner tonight.
And some stickers from a dispensary in Portland.
What happened?
Did I drop the ball?
Holy shit.
Doug Benson got so high in Austin, he went on stage and dropped the ball? Holy shit Doug Benson got so high in Austin
He went on stage and dropped the ball
It's the worst show we've ever seen
What was I saying?
All of that's in the prize bag
Plus whatever my guests brought
And we've got four good ones tonight.
So yeah, please, I love these.
I'm going to do a little memory test.
I'm not even going to look down at the piece of paper.
I'm going to introduce everybody.
Wish us all luck.
I don't want to say somebody's, you know what I mean.
I don't want to accidentally say somebody gets out very excited and they're not really here.
Is one of those three tables to my left
taller than the other two, correct?
Okay, good. I thought it might be one of those
visual tricks.
But no, that one is much bigger.
That's good to know.
Please give a big warm welcome to...
Alex Diamond, Mike McRae, Chris Cubis, and Scoot McNary.
It's really them, you guys.
It really is.
We did it. Thank you.
You dudes are totally here.
And let's meet them.
Let's meet them individually.
If that's okay with everybody.
Yes.
The energy's just gone all of a sudden.
No, it's...
It's all my fault.
In alphabetical order!
In alphabetical order!
Chris Cubis is here, everybody.
Howdy.
How's everybody doing?
Good.
People are pumped. It's Wednesday night.
The weekend's just getting started.
Classic
Wednesday in Austin crowd
Throwing back shots, eating fried pickles
Living life
Yeah, let's have some fun you guys
Ideally
What's the next letter hurricane that we gotta worry about?
M?
Is it?
Oh, if it was M, that'd be so awesome if they just went for it
And said hurricane motherfucker
I thought you said if it's
N. That's my nickname.
I thought you said if it's N, it would be
great if they just went for it, and I was like,
no, no, no, no.
They're going to cancel your podcast.
You can't.
Let's all take a step back.
But they do need meaner names, you know?
Like, weed strains have meaner names
than fucking hurricanes.
I'd smoke some fucking Harvey
and have a perfectly nice time
looking at invisible rabbits.
But the hurricane was a bitch.
Mean bitch.
They should have named it.
They should sponsor them. It should be like, the hurricane's called
Cookie from Empire.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, they should do that. No reason to
continue that bit.
But Chris is here, of course.
I am course Austin resident
And has spent more than enough time
In Kansas City
To call that
Maybe a second home
Been there for a little while
Yeah so we're going to be doing
An events and movie interruption
At the Alma Drafthouse in Kansas City
On October 13th,
we're interrupting
Friday the 13th.
You might want to point out that Friday the 13th,
October the 13th is also Friday the 13th.
It's a Friday the 13th. I knew I fucked it up.
You buried the lead on that one.
Because I thought people would be on their feet.
I can tell you're like,
I can't even be excited.
Instead, everyone just stared at me like,
so what?
There's so many October 13th's
that are not Fridays.
Could be any day of the week for all we care.
But yeah, Friday the 13th.
There's a piece on Friday the 13th.
Which one are we doing?
Oh, Friday the 13th part 3D.
Classic.
But not 3D.
Which is, believe me, it's
funnier that way when they're doing
a ping pong. You know, they're doing
one of those paddles with the ball on it
and the string. Is it still
a 3D print? You just don't give them the glasses?
It's real uncomfortable.
Yeah, yeah. It's just red and blue overlapping.
We'll just be there to, you know, hand out
aspirin.
Everybody gets a headache from the blurry picture.
But that's going to be super fun.
Tonight's going to be super fun.
Thank you for being here.
Next up, alphabetically.
Let's think about this, you guys.
It's Alex Diamond!
Oh, hey.
Hello.
Thank you.
Mornings in Austin 101X.
That's right.
And the undisputed,
it was just tweeted about today,
the undisputed inventor of the IMDb game.
It's totally disapointed.
That we savagely stole from you and,
and do on this show regularly.
I'm happy that,
you know,
people are hearing it now instead of,
you know,
Oh,
well,
you know,
what do you,
Oh,
okay.
I see what you're saying about radio listeners.
They're not really part of the human race.
No,
I mean,
listeners have to make some decisions in their lives,
not just turn on the station
they can get.
That's right.
They're more discerning. I appreciate that.
But thanks for being here
and thanks for inventing that game.
We will definitely play it tonight
just to see how you do at it.
Yeah, thanks a lot. Yeah, in your face.
What's your Twitter
name? ThatAlexD.
Okay, because I was going to go
in your face, ThatAlexD.
It would have made sense. I couldn't remember
what your Twitter name was.
Also joining us, and this is where it gets
tricky.
Alphabetically.
But I think I got this.
Mike McRae
is here, everybody!
Hi!
McRae, McNair, yeah, that was a close one.
Right?
It's that extra C that you squeeze in.
Yeah, I'm M-A-C.
You go straight to M-C, right?
Then I'm first, yeah, that's right.
Good to be here.
Glad we straightened out
the Scottish alphabetizing system
of last names.
Welcome back to Letter Talk.
Mike, you're a man
of how many voices
at this point?
About seven.
Do you keep track?
You've got seven
great impressions
under your belt.
Yeah, a lot of people, they want to hit that thousand.
And I just like to focus in on a few.
I say just be really great at a handful.
Like, you know, if they die, you can replace them.
They're starting to die.
I'm getting a little worried about some of them.
Yeah.
What's your latest list?
When Rip Torn, he's getting old.
When Rip Torn goes, I'm going to have to develop a whole new voice.
You could just do that character for people's
amusement without even giving him credit.
Yeah.
I'll just act like
that's how I talk. Come on, sweetie.
Why the fuck wouldn't I?
Let it happen, baby.
We're going to talk about movies that I was fucking
in tonight. I'll tell you that much.
Oh my god. that's so good.
That's so good.
I would love to see you show up at a bank in a bathrobe with a pistol.
It's three in the fucking morning.
Top shot.
Get some work done here.
I've got some plastic dots to deposit.
I'm drunk.
If you could tell, I'm hammered.
He is so funny that I swear to you
there's people here that are laughing. They have no idea
who you're talking about.
That is such a great character.
Apparently,
they've never seen Defending Your Life.
Oh, great movie.
Fantastic, buddy.
I don't want to
chew up too much of your time
because my question for you
was, what's your latest...
I knew you
were going to ask that.
I've been a little slow with the gears lately.
What was the last one?
I don't even care if it's one I've heard
before. I just love them all.
You know what I mean? Like, when
Jeff Dunham, you know, brings Peanut out,
you're kind of like, oh, I wish it was Grandpa.
But Peanut's got some good things to say.
You know, when Jeff
Dunham brings Peanut out, and you're like,
no, I kind of wish he had died in a car fire.
I wish that...
This includes racist
characters I get to make up, too.
Alright, well, you should have said that.
I don't know why they're saving the dead terrorist for the end.
This is really frustrating.
I think it should be 100% dead terrorist.
All right, what do you got?
What was the last one?
Well, I mean, like, I do voices for the Jimmy Dore Show, which is a political, I know this
isn't political stuff, but, you know, it's a political comedy podcast.
But they keep, like, I was trying to keep up with the Trump administration,
but they keep getting fired all the time.
So I'd get someone down, like Reince Priebus,
like, I got this fucker, and he gets fired, and he's gone forever.
And Scaramucci was the one.
I want to hear some Reince Priebus.
All right, fucking do it then.
We're having some problems at the Republican Party
and it's not going too fucking well.
But fuck it. I gave my best.
No one fucking knows what he sounds like.
I don't know what I'm saying.
No one knows who fucking Rance Priebus is.
I worked my entire life
for him. Hang on. Hang on. I worked my entire life for a sex center in Wisconsin
and no one fucking gives a shit.
I'm going to do a great impression of my uncle.
Hang on. Check this out, you guys.
I honestly thought Rance Rivas spoke parcel tongue,
so I had no idea.
I thought that's what he sounded like.
Well, some of these guys, we gave up.
Like, this Scaramucci guy was there for 10 days.
And like, I didn't even, I'm like, fuck it.
So we just did the whole voice, like the voiceover from Goodfellas.
That was the entire fucking thing.
It didn't matter.
I was there for 10 days.
We were on the top of the world.
We could do anything we wanted in the Trump White House.
If the media didn't like it, who cares?
Fuck the media.
Here's how it worked.
He was a well-oiled machine. Bannon was
at the top, right? He was the one in charge
of setting the agenda for the day.
Steve Bannon, or Steve Miller
ran a crew under Bannon. He
recorded only to Bannon. But then
there was the family. There was the
kids and Jared and Blondie.
They were in charge.
They were in charge. They were in charge
of working on policy
in the executive branch
away from Congress.
Very cloak and dagger shit.
Very off the books type shit.
And then there was the crew
that was in charge
of working on the legislative agenda.
We didn't know those guys that well.
We were told not to talk to them.
But I was in charge
of communications
and that's where he fucking shined
We can do anything we want
We went in there and fired Reince Priebus
Who gives a shit? We called him Reince Bean
It's hey hey hey
We told him to stick it
That's how we got rid of that
So if you only got a fruit fly
You just take a fucking famous character
And give them to more political guys
So I guess that's the
That was great, dude.
That was great.
Just reminded me
how Ray Liotta,
like, when he plays
an evil character
and he laughs,
it's a fucking evil laugh.
And when he plays
a nice character
and laughs,
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Oh, shit. Okay.
Sorry it took so long to get to your name
so deep in the alphabet, but Scoot McNary
is here, everybody!
Thank you, everybody!
Is there a whole bunch of new people here tonight for their first show?
In the back, there is.
I noticed that when I was at the back.
How'd you figure that out?
Well, investigating.
I noticed that this group right here in this little pie chart had posters.
And then I thought, man, these guys all look new back here.
And then I started thinking, did they come in on a bus or
something? And they're like, it's like a
company trip. And then
I noticed when everybody yelled out
this, they didn't
yell anything.
There was a section that didn't know to yell
out Douglowsmovies.com
Yeah. Yeah.
But they know now
And might remember the next time
Are y'all on a company trip?
No they just came out to see me
They don't necessarily listen to the podcast
But they like you know trust that whatever I'm up to
Will be entertaining
They know there's a damn good chance
They're going to smoke with me outside after the show
Even if they sit here for 90 minutes going What are they? What? they know there's a damn good chance they're going to smoke with me outside after the show.
Even if they sit here for 90 minutes going,
what are they, what?
I haven't seen this movie.
People say to me sometimes,
what movie are you going to talk about on Douglas Movies?
I'm like, I don't know.
I plan some stuff,
but I don't decide what movies we're going to talk about.
But let's talk about TV for a second.
Did I already tell you how awesome you were in Fargo?
So good.
Thank you.
So great.
And that's what's so great about those fucking cable shows, especially FX, is they're like, let's bring in great character actors,
get you really psyched about their character,
and then just fucking kill them.
Drop an AC on them.
You know, like, Justified
had a million great people would come in
and the second they came in, you're like,
they might die immediately!
This is a great actor! They might just fucking kill him right now!
So great.
But yeah,
you were really funny, and
then, yeah, I guess we just gave it away if you haven't seen it. so great but yeah you were really funny and then
yeah
I guess we just
gave it away
if you haven't seen
if you haven't seen
season three yet
but
yeah I die
in episode nine
it feels
you're gonna be
so surprised
what else you got going on have you I know you like They're going to be so surprised.
What else you got going on?
I know you like to spend time in Austin.
That's why you're here.
The TV show Halt and Catch Fire, I think, is airing right now.
You think it is?
I'm pretty sure it is.
I don't know what episode they're on, but they're around episode seven or eight?
Seven or eight, yeah, and then they're dropping nine and ten.
So that's your plug as you're off the grid.
What?
I don't know what's going on with your own show.
Well, no, I know what's going on. I just don't know if it's the six or the seven or the eight that's airing.
Okay.
How many did you do?
To be fair, and I don't want to blow up your spot,
but he does have 4.15 and 8 o'clock written on his hands.
So I'm assuming you had something to do with 4.15.
He had a couple appointments today.
This and the 4.15 one.
No, the 4.15 is tomorrow.
Wow, that is...
Seems confusing.
That's some memento shit Where you gotta
You gotta remember why
You put that on there
In what order
But
Have you shot another movie though
That it's not
Hasn't quite come out yet?
I got a
What's in the can?
Netflix
Western miniseries
That Scott Frank directed
And he wrote as well. It comes out
around Thanksgiving, maybe.
So that's going to have an Elmore
Leonard kind of thing going on,
right? Sure.
Yeah, Scott
Frank wrote...
Minority Report.
Get Shorty,
maybe? Yep.
Yeah.
Get Shorty.
That's where I was going with that.
I started thinking, I'm going to fuck this up right in front of Scoot.
It's going to be embarrassing.
But I got it.
I figured it out.
So, yeah, that and that's it.
So, should we put out an alert that you're looking for something?
Sure.
I mean, you're one of Hollywood's best-kept secrets
because you're so different in every part you play.
Like, how great you are is also what makes you,
like, you probably don't get bothered on the street much.
Never.
You were scary as shit in that Jamie Foxx movie.
I saw that on a plane.
I was on my laptop.
I paid for it.
I just saw it.
I watched it on a plane.
But you were scary as shit in that movie.
Oh, thanks.
And it's weird.
Do you think either of you know what it's called?
No.
Unlawful.
Something that's got like a one word, is it?
What happens in the movie?
So you've taken his kid hostage because he's like a dirty cop and you're trying to force him to do whatever.
Sleepless.
Sleepless.
Or sleepless nights or sleepless.
Sleepless in Seattle. That's part two. Sleepless. Sleepless? Or Sleepless Nights. Or Sleepless. Sleepless is Seattle.
That's part two.
Sleepless.
It's just...
No, I say that because it was called, I think, Sleepless Nights.
And then when they narrowed it down.
Yeah, now it's just Sleepless.
Like Limitless was so successful.
They're like, what else can we be less?
Limit.
Season two.
Limit. 2 Limit
Love
Alright, that was a fun game
I hope that happens again
Yeah, are we going to have to name it like
Last Man McMeary-ing or something?
How do your relatives handle all this?
Are they confused by your career?
No, my mom
doesn't really have any idea.
She doesn't follow it at all.
She doesn't watch it like...
You've been killed a few times, right?
She watches NCIS.
Okay.
She loves NCIS, and she loves the MacGyver?
MacGyver?
MacGyver.
She loves the MacGyver.
The brand new MacGyver?
Yes, the new one.
Not the old one.
Oh, they reboot.
I thought you meant
the new, the successful actor
who has seen
no entertainment
somehow.
She loves that.
And then my dad,
yeah, he doesn't.
But no, I mean,
there's not much
to talk about it.
Yeah, well, that's like,
you know, that's why
you're such a good actor.
You're not an observer
of pop culture.
You're an observer
of people and humanity and behavior.
Sure.
Have you ever played a person that was famous?
Depends on what you call famous.
Well, I mean not a true historical character,
but I just mean a person who's famous in the story.
Well, in Argo,
Joe Stafford, to me, is famous.
He certainly becomes very famous.
But you were watching him
become famous. Yeah.
Because I bet you'd be good at...
You've been around a lot of famous people.
So I bet you'd be good at playing that personality.
I almost played Hunter S.
Thompson, but like before
he became Gonzo. You know, as like the shaved head in Colorado.
And I was really close and interested to that, but that's the closest thing I've been close to being interested in.
What else are you not going to be in?
What are the other narrow misses?
I almost played Superman.
That's not true.
No.
Look at me.
That's like, I mean, I thought I was going to go into the NFL.
That clearly wasn't happening.
Yeah, I almost played Florence Foster Jenkins.
You'd have been great.
Oh, yeah.
I also did.
Yeah, you lost it on your singing ability.
It was too good.
Too good.
Too good.
Way too good.
All right.
So let's see what we got prize-wise from you guys.
We'll start with Mike there on the other end.
What do you got for the prize bag?
All right.
Let's see here.
We have candy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Either to keep or to give away this lovely Halloween season. This is a good mix. I like it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Either to keep or to give away this
lovely Halloween season.
This is a good mix.
Oh yeah, no, there's all the good,
all the Milky Way musketeers.
Spring for the midnight.
Mace Windu, whatever these things are.
Pop vinyl.
Yeah.
Someone went to Walgreens today.
Did you do a
Sam Jackson impression at all?
I think I can if I need to.
Is it close?
Mic stop.
It's a little Cosby.
What's a little?
It's the same thing, right?
I mean, one's nice and one's angry.
It's the same voice.
That is way more Cosby than Sam Jackson.
Well, yeah, the second half I lean towards the Cosby because he said it.
You put too many drops of Cosby in that drink.
Yeah.
Well, it would have been better if they said, can you do Samuel Jackson?
I just said, no.
And then kept going into the
shitty bag.
A DVD, American, the Bill Hicks
story.
This was, and this is from,
this DVD is from when this film
premiered at South by Southwest here in Austin
a few years ago.
It's a lot of great stuff, thanks.
Thank you.
Alex, that Alex D, what do you got for me?
I brought a handful of VHS tapes that my dad said he's no longer going to keep in the attic.
But I pick and chose from those. What's the anxious to clear that out for?
I went fucking shopping.
Yeah.
You fucked up.
I know.
Yeah.
I picked some relatively good ones out of that.
They're all kids movies.
I got Disney's Pocahontas.
That's a good one.
I got 101 Dalmatians.
It's a classic in racism.
I got... I'm usually pretty good's a classic in racism.
I'm usually pretty good at pointing out the racism.
Where in... There's a song called We Are Siamese, if you please.
Oh, right.
That's Lady and the Tramp.
All dog movies look the same to me.
Wow, so that's
racists
against dogs.
Well, here we go.
Okay, maybe Chris just saw into the bag
and saw that.
Oh, Aladdin?
Aladdin?
Yeah, that's got some racist parts for sure.
Song of the South?
Disney's Birth of a Nation?
Why do you have...
I can't even believe they made that.
Got Little Giants.
The Brave Little Toaster.
I'm sad to part with that.
That's a good one.
That is a good one.
Seriously?
The biggest cheer from anybody.
I was approached in the lobby by a guy who said,
are you a guest?
And I said, I guess.
And he said, put this in the prize bag.
And I said, do you want me to say who it's from?
And he said, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So I have a giant Peacemaker pipe.
Real big.
That he said has never been used.
And I have my doubts.
Uh,
no,
that's clean.
Uh,
finally,
I have,
uh,
something that I actually made today,
especially for the podcast.
I,
uh,
been,
uh,
turd.
Don't get excited.
Yeah.
I made this today.
It's something itd. Don't get excited. Yeah. It made this today. It has glitter on it. I mean, it's something.
It's personalized.
I have been doing recently this stupid kid's craft called Perler beads,
which are these tiny beads you put on a board and then you melt them,
and then they make shapes together.
I know what you're talking about.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
So I did it when I was a kid kid and I've recently started doing it again.
And so I made little
ducks.
How many did you make?
I
made one for the winner
and one for you.
Yeah, I'd like one of those, please.
I ran out of Doug's skin
color, so one's in black and white.
I'll take the black and white one.
We'll give the skin to the people.
That's all you, buddy.
That's solid.
That's it.
Oh, shit, sorry.
Yeah, it's kind of like a black and white cookie.
It did.
You wrote your name on it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, well.
Thank you, Alex.
You mean you took time out of your day,
you sat down at your crafts table
and you decided to make something nice
for Doug and the people out with your bare hands?
That's the sweetest fucking thing I've ever heard.
Why are you doing Rance Priebus again?
There's Rance Priebus in 30 years.
Okay, where are we at?
Who else?
I, too, have VHS vintage technology.
It is The Breakfast Club and Pretty in Pink,
both autographed by the whole cast of this show.
You're welcome.
Pass those over here.
Mine definitely lowers the value of that.
Am I getting everybody's stuff?
Oh, we suppose.
Passing it all down?
Sure.
And what do you got for us, Scoot?
I got...
You went crazy, I think.
No, I didn't.
This is a big prize.
Crap from the garage.
It's Final Cut Studio 2 from 2008.
So if you have a movie
that you made
and you never edited it
and it's been sitting around
for 10 years,
you can now edit it.
Do you think you can get
that back in the bag?
Well, I have more stuff.
Oh, okay.
And then...
Final draft?
I love these socks.
These socks that just say,
this meeting is bullshit.
So for a colleague,
you reach down
and pull your pant leg up
and send them the message.
I like it.
Yeah, on the desk at the conference
table.
That might be a little too much.
I ordered some arsenic
on the dark web
just to see if it
would show up.
This took a real turn.
And it did. And then I'm like,
I don't know what to do with it.
This season, I better call Saul.
Vial to give to somebody.
No, I'm just kidding.
This is dirt from the Western that I did in New Mexico
from all the different locations.
And I don't know why I viled up a whole bunch of it, but I did.
And then now I have all these vials of dirt,
and I'm like, what am I doing with all these?
So I was walking out the door, and I grabbed one to give away.
That is a very special prize.
Okay, yeah, I'll put it in this bag because it's so small.
And my cigarettes.
I hope the winner doesn't get drunk
and think that's just some sort of brown cocaine
It's totally safe if they do
Try to dump that in there
Now you need to take the mic out
It's really heavy
That's some good foley
Why is that so fucking heavy?
It's 2008.
Now they just send you like an email.
You know?
Oh my god, the handle came off in my hand.
So good luck with that, winner.
There's going to be one loser here tonight.
That's whoever walks out of here with this thing.
Can I get a Stella, please?
Thank you.
Oh, we're ordering drinks.
Tito's and soda, please.
There you go.
Worth doing this.
I'll take a Stella and a Jameson.
Jack and diet, please.
Coffee. Coffee. A and diet, please. Coffee.
A little bit of cream.
No sugar.
That's so weird.
Leave it on the edge.
Well, I'm doing water,
but I'm not drinking it too fast,
so I don't need a refill right now.
So I'm really,
I think I'm leading the pack here.
All right.
Well, that was great that you guys filled that time
because I was just sitting here texting a friend.
He just writes to me, how's it going?
So I was like, good, I'm doing a podcast right now.
So he won't worry about me.
I put my phone back in my pocket.
I took it out in the first place to figure out what time it was
and how we're doing on...
All right, we've got to speed this up.
Mike McRae, last movie you saw?
Oh, shoot.
Alex Diamond, last movie you saw?
Yesterday I finally saw Atomic Blonde.
And unpopular opinion
Did not like it
Well what do you mean
It wasn't a huge hit
Or anything
So it's not like
Your pilot
I looked it up
On Rotten Tomatoes
Afterward
It had like 75%
From critics
You know that means
That a fourth of the critics
Hated it
You know
It felt like
I would say
It's an unpopular opinion
Everybody talked about How awkward I think it's fun.
I think Charlize Theron should be in another movie where she gets to beat
people up.
I just think that this particular one didn't work entirely,
but I,
I liked the,
you know,
the scenes where it's just her fighting dudes,
uh,
are pretty spectacular.
And I saw it twice just for that.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
But there's a lot of two people talking to each other
in that movie. Yeah, you're right.
That's what I didn't like about
John Wick 2. I love John Wick 2, but
it had a lot more talking than the first one.
I'm like, you know, let's just do what we
came here to do.
But, you know, Scoot loves to talk.
I'm going to have you out of a job
if that's what everyone likes. We just want people to
kick ass and run around. We don't want to hear
them talk. Yeah, just show up and not say anything, dude.
Alright. Thanks.
Thank you. Tell the rest
of Hollywood that that's my message.
No, I, you know, that's the thing
is sometimes the dialogue
scenes can be as exciting as the
fighting, you know, but
every actor can't be Scoot.
Stop it.
I will always
come back to you with a compliment.
Who's next, Chris?
I watched
this probably doesn't count,
but I watched the original It
miniseries from 90-whatever.
What did you think of It?
Tim Curry is fantastic
and the rest of that shit
is terrible.
It's stupid, right?
It's childish.
I watched it
because my girlfriend's
not great at watching
scary movies
and I was trying to get her
to watch the new It.
So I was like,
well, watch this
and it'll be just like that.
But even that,
she has this thing
where when she watches
a scary movie
and the scary part starts,
she goes, no!
She yells at the TV
like the dog
is going to piss on the carpet she's like no
no i could see yeah it's great uh and then i double featured that and the mist uh with my
girlfriend so did you go so you still haven't seen the theatrical she was uh too scared yeah
well you're just gonna have to go yeah i'm gonna have to go by myself, you're just going to have to go. Yeah, I'm going to have to go by myself. Yeah, you're going to have to go see it
because it's definitely worth seeing
and she definitely
does not need to see it.
If the TV movie bummed her out,
this is way worse.
She'll die for certain. Way worse, yeah.
It's bad, but good.
Like, that's one of my favorite things about it
is how violent it is. Right, yeah.
Because I was sitting there thinking, oh, here we go again.
PG-13.
Let's see what they got.
Is it PG-13?
No, it's R.
Oh, okay.
I was like, what?
But I somehow got it in my head that they did that because they do it so often now.
It's a disappointing rate to me.
You know, things that look like they're going to be great.
They go PG-13.
You know, okay.
Yeah.
There's already artistic compromise in the mix as soon as you
decide to make a PG-13.
Yeah, you can't put the
child orgy
in it.
Am I the only one who read the book?
Yeah, and the only one
who hasn't seen the movie.
That shit's creepy. Do you not know about the
end of the book? No, it's definitely in the book.
Maybe they shot it, but it just didn't make the cut.
It's on the cutting room floor.
Deleted scenes, fuck yeah.
It was a time issue, it was.
The deleted scenes.
The deleted scenes are.
It just didn't flow right with the.
The scenes are exclusively on MrSkin.com.
Yeah, no, that's one area where the movie went for discretion
because times have changed a little bit since that book came out.
Yeah, since 1985 or whenever that book came out,
when it was perfectly okay for a bunch of children.
I mean, even then, it was probably very shocking,
but you had to read 900 pages to get to it.
Also, I was like 12 when I read that book, so I was like, tight.
It was age appropriate for me.
I was like, this is dope.
Not anymore, but when I
was 12.
Alright.
Now your monocle falls out when you read it.
How dare
he?
Scoot, have you seen a movie lately?
I don't know I'll probably pronounce it wrong
Icarus
I don't know what movie that is
Icarus
The documentary about
The athletic doping
And it goes all the way to
The Russian government Who has been doping, and it goes all the way to the Russian government
who has been doping their athletes since
1978.
This is fake news.
Stop
doing Rens Priebus.
I'm sorry, it's the only boy I got.
Rens Priebus.
I think you could do...
Hang on a second, Scoot.
Mike, you're on the verge of a great
Liev Schreiber with that voice.
Just take out the accent
and just keep going in your Liev Schreiber.
Right there.
Wait, with the Russian accent.
He's Ray Donovan, right?
Yeah.
But she probably has an accent in that
I'll work on that
No
I don't watch it
What were you going to say, Scoot?
I don't remember
Good, I'll keep that in mind
Every time I don't want to hear what you have to say
Just put you off for ten seconds
4.15
I need to write it on my arm
So I don't remember what I was talking about
4.15 tomorrow he's going to be like, Icarus!
Did you like Icarus?
I loved it.
But it obviously made you heated about the subject.
It started out as this thing and then it totally went a totally different direction
and it was a really well done documentary.
And an interesting story.
I did not know that information.
How did you see it?
On the television?
Yeah, I think it's on Netflix.
I don't remember. Netflix or the
Apple TV? Okay.
Alright. Just wanted to point people in the
right direction. Yeah, Netflix.
Sounds like an important film. Yeah.
Yeah. It's Netflix.
It comes up on your... Well, never mind. Those are
my suggested movies
I was about to say it comes right in front of your face
when you turn on your Netflix
but only in front of my face
Scoot is the voice
that narrates the movie
War Machine
on Netflix and you don't
see him for deep into the movie so it was driving and you don't see him for
deep into the movie so it was driving me crazy
where I knew that voice from.
It wasn't even dawning on me.
It could be somebody I've sat next to
and spoken to.
Which famous actor do they get to do this and when is he
going to show up in the movie?
But that must have been
a weird experience.
That was a great experience.
Yeah.
I mean,
making the movie,
yeah,
it was fun,
but doesn't it kind of feel like you're in the military when you're,
I guess you didn't have to wear a uniform,
but yeah,
no,
being around that all day.
Isn't it weird?
Like Anthony Michael Hall over there acting all scary.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Did you ever make fun of him? Like shut up, shut up. 16 candles. Yeah. Did you ever make fun of him?
Shut up, 16 Candles.
Never.
I would never.
He was great.
Quiet, you nerd.
We're working with him.
Go break another elephant lamp, you fucking nerd.
He's got to be 6'3".
Yeah, he's massive.
He's a scary dude.
Yeah, wouldn't want to mess with that guy.
Yeah, I liked his Dead Zone TV show,
speaking of Stephen King.
It was actually not bad.
Yeah, it was a good show.
What show?
He had a TV version of the Dead Zone.
You know, the walk-in movie.
It's not, I mean,
I hear it, but it's not coming together up here.
Did you
see the director's cut and the regular
cut of
Batman v Superman?
Like, are you in the longer
version more? I don't know.
I saw it. I kind of figured you would.
I saw it.
I saw it at the premiere. You didn't see the extended cut? No. Yeah. I haven't. I kind of figured you would know. I know I saw it. I saw it at the premiere.
No.
You didn't see the extended cut?
No.
Yeah.
I haven't.
You might be in it more.
Oh, well, I'll check it out.
They figured out a way to add an hour to it,
and somehow they also, people say it's faster paced.
Yeah.
I must be all over that.
I'm not falling for it.
Yeah, I must be all over that cut, because not falling for it. I must be all over that cut because I was a lead
when I shot the movie
and it was a smaller role when I saw it.
On that whole other hour.
Maybe.
Okay.
I think we all answered that question
sufficiently and thank you for that.
Do you want to come back to me?
I think I just said obviously he doesn't.
I think I just said we all answered sufficiently.
You know, the detail.
This isn't Doug Lowe's movies all night.
I'm ready to play a game.
The all-night long edition.
No, Mike, what do you got?
The Founder.
Yes.
With Michael Keaton, the Ray Kroc story.
Finally, that show came up.
I mean, that show came up I mean that movie came up
I've talked to many guests about how
it's
not compelling
I liked it
and I also like the fact that
and I love Michael Keaton but I love the fact that his character
in this movie and Spider-Man Homecoming
is essentially the same person
it's like hey come on
just trying to make a buck here, right?
Let's just make a buck.
He's just like this captain.
Let's get nuts. You want to get nuts?
Let's get nuts. Come on.
Don't fuck with me. Wait, now you're just doing
Beetlejuice.
Yeah, do Batman.
Michael Keaton Batman.
Oh, yeah.
He didn't do that. Do Michael Keaton Birdman Oh, yeah. He didn't do that.
Do Michael Keaton Birdman.
Get those pants off.
Get those pants off, Mike.
Hey, come on.
I'm going to make a play.
Come on.
This is a big play.
Come on.
Come on.
Don't turn the camera off.
Keep the camera going while I walk around the backstates.
Come on.
It's a genius movie.
Come on.
I'm going to fly.
What happens at the end?
You know.
He's kind of like the new Burt Reynolds.
Anytime he shows up anywhere, he's chewing gum.
That's how little shit I give about all this.
I'm just going to chew gum, really gnaw on it on the red carpet.
Come on, it's your business.
Turn it off, Burt.
Let the games begin!
Name tags, come out of the shadows.
There's lots of good ones.
Lots of, yeah, turn that up.
Right side up, Matthew over the cuckoo's nest.
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there's one that jingles
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Who are you playing for, Mike?
I am playing for Becca here.
Becca Laura Party.
That's got your... Oh, it's me instead of Tom Hanks.
I like that.
Exactly.
We all like that.
So we'll be playing for them.
Giant leg on there.
Legs were popular in the 80s.
A lot of leg-based pop culture.
It was a different time.
It was, yeah.
Legs were new in the 80s.
Leg was sort of a new concept that people were into
and we kind of
went whole hog with it.
There's a little song.
ZZ Top.
You go ahead.
Alex?
I believe I'm playing
for Ken.
I have American Beauty.
Whoa, that's beautiful.
Instead of roses,
it's pot leaves.
Instead of that lady
from that movie,
it's me. Yeah. Yeah, it's pot leaves. Instead of that lady from that movie, it's me.
Yeah, I mostly did it for the beautiful, beautiful dog on this.
What's her name?
Mina Savari. I was thinking Mira Sovino.
Similar, but not the same.
Who do you got, Chris?
Instead of the girl with the dragon tattoo,
I am playing for the Ian with the Chris Cubis tattoo.
Whoa!
That's pretty good.
It's legit amazing.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
You got to keep that.
That's really good.
Somebody take a picture of that.
We'll do that.
It'll last longer.
I've never thought of saying that phrase
in a place where it's not being sarcastic
it's like I really like a picture of that
so we'll have it for later
scoot
I got the Brian King
because I've seen the Lion King
probably 300 times
in the last couple months
my daughter
I hope you have children.
I have a daughter, but she hates the movie.
It's just me down there.
You're one of the animals.
Yeah, I'm Rafiki, but
Timon and Pumbaa and the lady lion,
they got left alone, and then Brian
put his face on the lion king.
But he left his hat on in the picture, which makes it look weird.
That lion over there with the baseball hat on, let's shoot it first.
Okay, my brother, Eric Trump.
Hey, shoehorn that in at the end.
All right, so that's how you guys are playing for.
I got some games lined up for us to do,
and I hope everybody understands them.
Oh, that's fine.
We're going to start with, because Alex is sitting right here,
we have to play Alex's IMDb game.
Does feel like an unfair advantage.
Yeah, you think?
If we were playing the Chris Cubis fried food game or whatever,
you'd be like, oh, he's probably going to win.
All right, can we do that immediately?
Yes.
I want to do that.
How much fried food can we get?
Yeah, but I never play the thing.
For the radio show that I work for,
I'm always the person asking the questions.
So I kind of read it,
and it immediately goes out of my head.
And I believe the last time we played it up here,
you weren't a high scorer either.
Thanks.
I'm just even in the playing field.
Yeah, you won last time.
We can just say, you won last time, Scoot.
Yeah, I don't remember.
Okay.
Okay.
So just to refresh your memories, you buzz in with your own name
when I start listing the top four, the best
known four in somebody's
IMDB page.
Negative one point if you
guess incorrectly, so you
don't want to buzz in too early.
Bonus points for each additional name you can
get in the top four.
And we're going to play four rounds, and I've got
a tiebreaker ready
if needed.
Hotel Penn, let's do this.
Do you guys want to practice buzzing in real quick?
Scoot!
Nailed it.
What happened, guys?
Rats.
Mike's going to say rats.
Rites.
Oh, rites.
Sorry.
Alex, shit.
So close.
Damn it.
What are you going to say, Alex?
I'm probably going to say Alex.
So I think it would be confusing if we both did.
I've played in this game against people
that think having more than one silver in your name
makes it harder,
but it's whoever starts making a noise first.
So you can just, ah!
Exactly.
I have to position myself so I can sort of see you guys,
see your mouths.
I need to look at your filthy mouths.
Who's best known for an IMDb starts with The Martian?
Could you repeat the question?
IMDb, IMDb, top four, The Martian, and then the second title, this is going to give it away. Bridesmaids.
Chris.
Chris, who is it?
Kristen Wiig. That's correct.
Name two more movies that have Kristen Wiig in them. Sometimes it's TV, but
not always.
Not
in order.
Doesn't matter what order.
Ghostbusters and Saturday Night Live Yeah no those are both not correct
Fair enough
As much as people love one or both of them
They went with
Despicable Me
Oh I didn't even know
And The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Oh
That what
It's a very confusing algorithm over there.
Your face.
She's best known for a movie no one saw and a cartoon.
Yeah.
Okay.
Best known for.
Because she could go in and change it herself.
Maybe she likes her performance.
She's got IMDb Pro.
She can do whatever she wants.
Yeah.
All right.
So that means Chris has a point. be pro. She can do whatever she wants. Yep. Alright.
So that means Chris has a point. Everybody else
is tied for
goose egg.
Are you cheering that he has a point or that
we don't have a point? I'm fine either
way, honestly.
Woo!
That woo did seem pro-Chris
because he's the only one with any points at all.
Who's best known for starts with Scarface.
Don't say whatever it was you were saying.
Can I just say it?
It's a game just between these people up here.
Can I just...
I think I have it.
So say Scoot?
Scoot?
Well, if I make a guess...
Yes, Scoot.
It's going to be negative one if you're wrong.
I don't want to guess.
He doesn't want to guess.
To be fair, he has not said Scoot.
Scoot has withdrawn his Scoot.
I'm going to have to need another title.
Okay.
Here it comes.
Batman Returns.
Chris!
Chris got in before Scoot.
Michelle Pfeiffer.
That is correct. Michelle Pfeiffer.
That's what I was going to guess
when I said Scoot
the first time.
I'm sure you were.
Just to be clear.
Yeah, that's not worth anything.
Two more titles, Chris.
Dangerous Minds.
Wow.
And I can't think of another movie with her,
so I'm going to say One Fine Day.
That is another movie with her.
I know it is, and it makes as much sense as fucking Walter Mitty.
So let's see what you got.
Yeah, these aren't great.
They went with Dark Shadows and Hairspray.
Yeah.
Hairspray.
Okay, but.
No, Married to the Mob.
Oh, Married to the Mob.
Yeah, that was a good one.
She's been in some good ones.
Into the Night.
All right, so Chris has two and everybody else has zero,
but there's still two more rounds you guys can catch up.
Anybody's game.
It's anybody's, really.
But this one starts with...
Chris, you still worried about his advantage?
No, I'm mostly concerned about why you put a bunch of yellow shit
in my beard on your tattoo.
You can't see it, but it's like all skin tone.
Ask the question now while he's distracted
Sorry
He just got tan in that one area
On his back
You know, maybe
He knows more about you than you do
You haven't seen your back
Valid point
I've barely seen my front You could be all jaundiced back there You haven't seen your back. It's an out of point.
I've barely seen my front.
You could be all jaundiced back there.
Top four begins with A Beautiful Mind.
Nope.
Not gonna do it.
I don't know who's in that movie.
Really?
I mean, one person, but I don't think it's it.
Okay.
The next title.
Gravity.
Mike?
What is it, Mike?
Paul Bettany?
No.
I don't think.
You know there's three people in gravity, right?
Right.
And none of them are Paul Battening.
Isn't he the voice?
Oh, that's the Avengers.
Never mind.
I'm not even the voice of the spaceship in gravity.
I'm going to risk it.
Chris?
Who is it, Chris?
It just can't be.
Sandra Bullock?
No.
Yeah. That's negative one. Sandra Bullock? No. Yeah.
That's negative one.
She's not in a beautiful mind.
I still have more points to you.
Well, then I'm just going to go for gold.
Wait, wait, wait.
Slow down, slow down.
I've got to keep track of this shit, because Mike's got a negative one also.
You want to buzz in, Scoot?
No, I'm not now, because now we're almost even again.
Hello, I'm the voice of the spaceship, isn't
it? Here's the third title. We're still
playing, Mike.
The third title.
I'm sorry, guys.
The Abyss.
Oh, Alex.
Who is it, Alex?
Ed Harris?
Ed Harris is correct.
There you go.
It's Ed Harris.
I was trying to work on a theme, and I didn't have the right theme.
Guys, I think it's Paul Bettany.
I think you guys know him.
Yeah, Ed Harris is the voice in Gravity.
And he's also on the ground in Apollo 13.
And I've said before that it's just nice to see the same
actor working for
NASA for all that time.
So, Alex has a point,
so he's way out in the lead with one point.
No, we're tied. What?
Me and him are tied. I had two points, and I lost one.
He got minus one, but he was at two.
Yeah, so we both have a point.
Alright, I'm trying to swing this for the white guy, but that's cool.
I get a chance to guess one? Did we say three or four?
Three.
Yeah, we're still going.
But we said, yeah, you get one more guess for Ed Harris.
I'm going to say
A History of Violence.
That would be...
I don't think that that's it.
No, that's not it.
Scoot's really making
a lot of gestures over here.
Pollock.
Oh, he thinks it's Pollock.
He was nominated
for an Oscar for that, I think.
Oh, The Truman Show.
They went with The People's Choice, I think. Oh, the Truman Show. They went with a people's choice, I think, in this case.
The Rock.
Hopefully.
Yeah, he's pretty intense in that one.
All right, so that means that Chris has won, Alex has won,
Scoot is in third with zero, and Mike has also joined us this evening.
He is a participant.
This is your last chance, you guys, to try to tie this shit up.
I mean, Alex and Chris are tied already, so who knows what's going to happen.
Who's best known for begins with Ex Machina.
Oh, boy.
I'm going to be there.
I'm just going to say Chris.
Chris.
Oscar Isaac.
Incorrect.
Fuck me.
I'm going to go for it.
Do it.
All right.
Scoot.
Donald Gleeson.
That is correct.
Yeah.
Good call.
Good call.
Now you've got to try to name three more movies featuring Donald Gleeson.
Oh, boy.
You can run away with this.
True Grit.
Frank.
And
let's be the main one.
Oh, the
the Star Wars.
Yes.
Yes. Star Wars. I would say the Star Wars. The Star Wars Yes The Star Wars
I would say the Star Wars
The Harry Potter's probably kicking around in there
Yep
Do you want to be more specific?
I only know one of the titles
That's fine it doesn't matter
It's the Star Wars
No it's not
It's the Force Awakens
Rogue One Now that it's not. It's The Force Awakens. It's not. Oh, you wrote one. Now that it's
too late.
They went with
The Revenant.
He was great in that. Yeah, so good.
About Time.
He was great in that.
Uh-huh.
And...
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
He should have been nominated for that
You sound sarcastic
But About Time is a beautiful film
Oh you like that one?
I like that movie a lot
Do you like time travel in general though?
No I like Bill Nye being in a sweet bed.
I literally just like the love of that movie.
It's not fair that Bill Nye and Bill Nye are basically the exact same thing.
Because you're like, man, I love Bill Nye in that movie.
Yeah.
The science guy?
Who are we talking about?
If I ever meet Bill Nye, I'm going to go, hey, the science guy.
guy? Who are we talking about?
If I ever meet Bill Nighy, I'm going to go,
hey, the science guy.
And he'll be like,
love is in your fingers.
Yes.
Alright.
What's happening?
I think we have a tie.
Is it correct that Alex and Scoot both have one point?
That is correct.
Yes.
Grudge match.
Tie breaker.
Tie breaker.
That's just between them, yeah?
Yeah, Chris and Mike are on moot.
Moot.
Your answers are moot.
Your buzzer mute, yeah.
There's no reason to answer.
Alright, so it's just between Alex the designer
Of the game and me
Yeah the guy who beat the designer
At the game last time
Plus the designer of the game
Has been a non-starter until the very end here
Chris has begun the fried food challenge
Yeah
Is that the only way you can be on mute
Is if you've got some fucking hush puppies going?
Hey, Chris, these chips over here look pretty good.
I think these are fried mac and cheese.
I'm just going to stick with that.
Oh, those are great.
Let's get an order of those for the stage.
I just almost, I was so close to saying, where's my drink?
But I haven't finished the last one I asked
for. Jason's food arrived.
We just got it delivered.
Yeah, a box of donuts just landed on
the stage. We'll throw those later.
Yeah, maybe at the very end
so the listeners can turn it off.
Instead of having to listen
to donuts being thrown.
Alex or Scoot?
Who's best known for donuts being thrown. Alex or Scoot?
Who's best known for starts with the Hunger Games?
Alex.
Who is it, Alex?
Jennifer Lawrence.
That is correct.
Kristen Wiig,
Michelle Pfeiffer,
Ed Harris,
Jennifer Lawrence,
and Donald Gleeson
are all in Mother.
Mother!
Very disappointing if you're going
for some Danzig.
Oh, I thought he did the score for that.
A little bit of Austin trivia.
Danzig played Fun Fun Fun Festy a few
years back. Oh, my. A ditty, though?
And refused to go on stage until someone brought
him French onion soup. Yep.
Stone cold fact.
I get that. He's metal.
Yeah, you need that melty
provolone to loosen up the vocal cords.
For the incredible range that
My voice is too clear. Can't you
hear how clearly I speak?
Get me the soup I need.
Mother!
Mother!
Alright. I need a soggy piece of bread. Mother! All right.
I need a soggy piece of bread.
I guess I...
Luckily there was a little Madeline
right down the street.
It was fine.
Okay, guys.
Okay, guys.
This game is serious.
Then let's seriously get a Stella
to the stage, please.
What game are we playing
now?
ABCD's Notes!
Yes!
It's a
spelling game.
It's been a minute.
And kind of.
And in honor of the success of our friend
Kumail Nanjiani's motion picture that he wrote
with Emily Gordon stars in,
I think it should get Oscar
nominations. It's so good.
It's so good.
Halfway through that movie, I was like,
are they gonna make it?
I know they're gonna make it.
You were concerned. I was very concerned
that they weren't gonna get together. And you know how the story ends.
I know them personally. I very much know they get together. Yeah, very concerned and you know how the story ends very i know them personally
i very much know they get together yeah yeah it's it's uh i you know obviously the rotten
tomato score was great but i i called it out loud uh to me it's like a near perfect movie
yeah it's great it's it's just so well done so and it's their real story so it's all it's all great we're gonna spell the big sick
starting with
Alex who won the last game
and then we'll go
to the counts we'll start with the
yeah you can use the if it's
the letter T
I don't think that's what you're asking me but
no no no no I mean like we're spelling the
yeah yeah yeah well there's only
it's not a very long title i need the the to get this thing
okay sorry yeah um if you match the movie that i wrote down ahead of time uh you win automatically
but the idea is to mostly just survive and the first letter for alex and then we'll go to chris
is uh t so i just say anything that starts with T.
So even if it starts with
the, you could use it. Right.
I'm going to go with train wreck. Okay.
That's a fun guess.
I went with the Andromeda
strain.
Alright. I see.
I think I see what's happening here.
Maybe you do. Maybe you don't.
Anything could be happening.
Chris, the next letter is H.
Harry and the Hendersons.
That's a great guess.
But I decided to check out Scoot's IMDB page.
Son of a bitch.
And he is in a gem called Herbie Fully Loaded.
Ooh. and he is in a gem called Herbie Fully Loaded. Would have been much more satisfying if we got to H,
and you said something else, and then I got to say that,
because I know you probably don't think of it often.
He plays the car. He's tremendous.
Didn't even recognize him.
That's the only movie
I did that I watch over
and over
it's your favorite
the next letter is E
elephant? any movie
that begins with E? elephant
elephant oh that was a bummer
I mean this is a
bummer too I went with epidemic
kind of similar.
Yeah.
B is your letter, Mike.
Big.
The Tom Hanks movie?
Yeah.
Okay.
I went with birdemic.
Thank you.
I was thinking the server that brought me some
deep fried cheese
oh
well done
oh yeah the fried cheese
really showed up hey it looks like they're hot let's throw
them into the crowd
dip them in ranch first
where are we?
Who's up?
I think I am.
B, I.
I, robot.
Which I know is not what you picked.
No.
I went with a movie called Infected.
See, I couldn't quite get there because I wasn't sure that was a real movie.
I was so close to a theme, Herbie's really throwing me off.
G is your letter, Chris.
Yeah.
I don't have a disease.
A gamer.
No.
I went with motion picture.
I looked up Scoot on IMDb.
If he doesn't know what movies he's in,
how am I supposed to?
He's in a motion picture called Gone Girl.
Pretty popular.
S is your letter, though, Scoot.
Oh, God damn it.
Well, I mean, I'm going to have to go with Sleepless.
Yeah, I didn't.
I picked...
I went with a movie called Slither.
They're similar.
Sure.
Hi, Mike.
Were you in Invictus?
You can't ask him that.
I mean, I guess you can.
I can ask you anything I want.
I'm starting to think,
is that the documentary?
Oh, Icarus.
Oh, yeah, I go with Icarus.
That's what you're going with?
I don't even know the game, really.
That'd be pretty wild if I figured out there'd be a lot of Icarus talk tonight.
I don't think Icarus was a movie or was a documentary.
Let's go with Invictus.
I'd be a regular Nostradicarus.
What'd you go with?
I don't understand this game exactly.
He said Invictus. He said Invictus.
He said Invictus.
Okay, no.
Uh, I am Legend.
C, Alex.
Congo?
Congo?
That's a movie.
That starts with C.
It's a great movie.
But Scoot isn't in it, and it's not about an epidemic, is it?
I'm standing by it.
Okay.
I went with Contagion.
And finally, Chris.
Do we have a double theme going on?
I know I understand what we're doing here, but the game's over.
It's over.
That's when you figure it out when it's over.
It's too late.
Well, I definitely don't.
Invictus is about the disease of apartheid.
I'm glad you told me that,
because I thought Invictus was about Roman rent control.
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Chris, K is your letter.
All right, give me one of these.
I can't fucking handle of these I don't know
I was going to say knocked up
So I have a movie
You can also have these
You can take them I'm not eating them
Put them back over there
Get it away from me
They really are still hot
Somebody open your mouth.
No.
Somebody.
That's how I keep it not sexist.
Instead of knocked up, I put a motion picture that features Scoot McNary that I found on IMDb.
Killing them softly.
Oh, yeah.
Dude's been in some movies.
You've worked with Brad Pitt a few times now.
Yeah, I have.
How's Brad? What's he like?
Is he cool? He seems cool.
Sure.
Sure.
Thus ended Chris Cubis' interview career.
He really wanted to get into the game,
thought he had the perfect question.
He's all right. You want to work with him again?
Absolutely
Alright
That's all we need to know
Sure
Oh the show's still going on
Hey
That is some good
Deep fried cheese
Macaroni and cheese
I'm not mad at it
Ball
Yeah It's alright So what happens when Nobody wins? Yeah this game was That is some good deep fried cheese, macaroni and cheese. I'm not mad at it. Ball. Yeah.
It's all right.
So what happens when nobody wins?
Yeah, this game was a bit anticlimactic.
And climactic.
I am going to move on to the next game in which, because he won the first game, Alex
still gets to go first.
Sounds right.
But this one is for all
the deep
fried cheese. Okay.
What a prize.
We'll switch the order around. Chris is like
another beverage. I think she got the signal.
Very subtle,
Chris.
I mean, it would be subtle for the listeners if you didn't
point it out.
That's true. You're a professional when it comes to The listeners but I'm all about the live audience
Yeah
The listeners don't scream like that when I
Raise my glass
I'm about both I'll take a jack and
Die it thanks baby
Baby
Oh shit Thanks, baby. Baby! Baby! Hoo-ha!
Oh, shit.
That's a whole other different fucking guy.
Yeah, right?
There's that one. Okay.
I don't want to continue until everybody has
their proper beverage.
No, I'm going to continue.
Last Man Stanton.
Let's play it
Rest in peace
Hey Scoot, real quick
Did you ever work with the late great Harry Dean Stanton?
Yes
What was that in?
A movie called
Chris, do you know it?
Before you
Everything will happen to you
Before you
Everything what happens
In Vegas
Everything will happen before you die
I forget
Is that legit
No
Yeah no it is
Does somebody know the name
Okay well then whoever said no Should go fuck himself No? Yeah, no, it is. Does somebody know the name?
No.
Okay, well then whoever said no should go fuck himself.
He just knows what it's not called.
Everything will happen to you before you die.
There you go.
See?
See?
This guy was right. There was like a fucking missing participle or what?
It was pretty close, dude.
I mean, that may be a real movie, but that's a fucking lie of a title.
I mean, I could see why there's dissension about that.
Well, we're going to play Last Man Stanton.
And as we always do from now on, we'll always be in honor of him.
And where is someone on Twitter that calls themselves Big Hips No Tits?
Is that you over there?
The whistler?
Really?
Who are you? That's big tits, no lips. Don't you recognize him? Big hips, no tits. And whoever it is, is in the back.
What's your name?
Tyler.
Tyler.
See, that's what I mean.
It didn't feel like a guy's name.
Get up here and let's see those hips.
Let's see those hips. Keep those tits covered, though.
Absolutely no tits.
Won't be very difficult with your tiny man tits.
But you wrote to me on Twitter suggesting that you have a great name for us to play with,
Last Man Stanton.
Who is it, Tyler?
Jeff Goldblum.
Jeff Goldblum.
That is actually pretty good.
That is a good one.
Let me look at the panel.
Do they seem positive and confident
about Jeff Goldblum?
I don't really know.
I got two right now,
but I feel like I can keep them going.
There seems to be
some concern, so what I like to do to
make it fair and
a challenge at the
same time, I like to add
in a second name.
Where is the JFTW?
What does that stand for?
FTW is for the win?
Yeah.
Cool.
You've got to be awesome if you're just like FTW.
Right there in your name.
Always winning. What's in your name. Always winning.
What's your real name?
Jay?
Jason.
Jason, okay.
And Jason, what do you got for us?
Are these your donuts?
Yeah.
Oh, Jason put the donuts on the stage.
Oh, we're bringing it.
Yeah.
A winner.
Anne Hathaway.
Anne Hathaway.
It's an interesting mix
Now are we naming either
Like we can name either
Only movies that have both of them
Only
The great Goldblum Hathaway
Team ups
Can be named
So just musicals
Now it's films
With either of those actors
And if you want
At any point while you're still in
You've got one lifeline
The person whose name tag you chose
You can go to them one time
And we will eliminate everybody
And declare a winner
And then someone's going to have
The burden of carrying
All these items home
somehow
Alex starts us off
and then we'll go
to Chris
and Scoot and me and then
Mike that's right I'm gonna play too
just to make it even harder on you guys we gotta wrap this shit up and Scoot and me and then Mike. That's right. I'm going to play too.
Just to make it even harder on you guys.
We've got to wrap this shit up.
I heard before the show
started around 8 o'clock, I heard that
there would be weed available for me to smoke
at 9.30.
It's 9.30, so I really
want to be on time. I feel like that weed will be
there like 9.45. I don't know, man.
It's on WPT. It's fine.
I don't know what that means, but okay.
Weed people time. Weed people
time. Okay.
You gotta know
CPT and then follow. There's a whole
structure.
You gotta have racist
grandparents and then just go from there.
Or black friends. Either way, it's fine.
Weed time for the win.
See, I just put that together
in my head. Nailed it.
I feel like the listeners think I'm okay with what's
happening right now, but I'm
ready to play this game. Alex. I'm okay with what's happening right now, but I'm... You're waiting for me. I'm ready to play this game.
Alex.
Aha.
Aha.
I'm going to go with Jurassic Park.
Oh, wow.
Daring.
Welcome to Jurassic Park.
Hang on to your butts.
That's my Sam Jackson impression.
Hang on to your butts. That's my Sam Jackson impression. Hang on to your butts.
Goldmer Pyle.
I don't know who that was.
Which way do we go?
To you.
Chris.
Chris.
It goes to me?
Yeah.
The Fly.
Anne Hathaway's in The Fly?
I love her in that.
Disgusting.
Scoot. Disgusting. Scoot.
Rachel getting married.
Whoa.
I would have fucking saved that one.
Whose favorite movie person to write?
Some guy yelled that.
I don't care for it.
It's my turn. i'm gonna take i gotta take it i gotta say the dark night rises yeah sorry scoot she's definitely in my like top five cat women
she was a great cat woman.
The Lost World.
Mike, don't fuck around.
Jurassic Park, The Lost World.
Mike, don't do this to me, Mike.
Change your answer or go to your lifeline.
Annie Hall.
Wow.
I forgot my mantra.
That's all he says in it.
I'm going to say the Lost World Jurassic Park.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Hold on.
Is there a colon in that?
Yeah, but you don't have to say it out loud.
I need a dick.
I need a dick.
We have to pronounce all punctuation.
Yeah.
You just have to be, you know,
you got to know what's there and what order it is.
That movie's messed up.
That comes to me, yes?
Yes.
The Princess Diaries.
Man.
That opens up a scary hole.
That's a weird review of that movie.
Do not talk about Anne Hathaway that way.
You just, you know, make somebody a princess out of nowhere.
It's going to open up a scary hole.
Scoot.
Silverado.
Whoa.
It's another one I would have holstered if I was you.
I got so many of these ones.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he's being cocky.
I'll maybe take one away from you right now
when I say
the big chill.
Nope.
Nope, hadn't thought of it.
Independence Day colon resurgence.
Oh.
Did I say that right?
Yeah, and totally worth the risk
and helped out the person sitting to your right, Alex.
I'm going to say independence.
Yeah, of course you are. Hey, one would have done the other the to your right, Alex. I'm going to say Independence. Yeah, of course you are.
One would have done the other
the other way. Right.
I've got some deep cuts coming.
Chris.
The Princess Diaries 2.
Oh, here we go.
It's a full title? Oh, yeah, it is.
Okay, sorry.
I'm changing it back. I'm going to go Devil Wears Prada.
The Devil Wears Prada.
Yes.
Took one away from Scoot.
Yeah.
But you got more.
Yeah.
Let's hear it.
The Intern.
Yep.
Good.
It's that movie where she fucks the shit out of De Niro.
No, it's not.
Don't say it.
I don't know. I don't, no.
I don't like it.
The Intern.
She fucks the shit out of De Niro in like 2015.
That movie's real recent.
She doesn't fuck De Niro in the movie.
I've never seen it.
I just took Doug's work.
I was having fun.
She's a nice young lady.
What are you talking about?
Wait, who's here?
That's my Reince Priebus.
Reince Priebus wouldn't have been Dan Hathaway.
She's a nice young lady.
Who would be talking about a fucking Rice Beavis.
Right?
You lost me.
Liam Schreiber.
Okay, so
out for Anne Hathaway.
Oh, shit.
I feel so dumb right now.
You know what I need to do?
I need to get smart.
Nice.
Nice.
Mikey.
Into the night.
Yeah.
Goldblum.
John Landis.
Michelle Pfeiffer.
I'm going to say You mentioned it earlier
Nope
Brokeback Mountain
Oh very good
Bully
Anne Hathaway's in Bully
That's right
Bully Good one Yeah It's's in Bully. That's right. Bully?
Good one.
It's maybe Brad Renfro, I think.
Like one of his last movies.
Yeah.
They kill, is he Phillips maybe?
Bijou.
Bijou, maybe.
I don't know.
Whatever.
They kill a bully in Florida.
I think it's based on a true story.
Larry Clark film.
Yeah, yeah.
I think, yeah, it's a good fucked up Larry Clark movie, but I don't remember her in it. She's in it.
As long as no one's objecting. She's in it, and
so are her boobies.
Well, hey, let's not think about her like that.
I'm staying gross, but she gets naked in that movie.
Yeah, it's happened. It's happened
a few times. Scoot? Not like
she gets naked in Havoc.
Woo! Yes, that's what I
thought you were maybe confusing it with.
No, no, I'm pretty sure about my...
Or the Princess Diaries.
Princess Diaries 2, Havoc.
Princess Diaries 3, Fully.
She fucked the shit out of Hector Elizondo.
He's in Havoc, right?
Yeah.
Hector Elizondo's in the Princess Diaries?
One of them?
Yeah.
That was a never mind
um
I have to go with it
because Doug loves
musicals
Mike Death Wish oh Mike.
Death Wish.
Oh.
Deep cut.
Deep shit.
I'm actually going to go to my lifeline.
I have something, but help me out, Ken.
Interstellar.
Interstellar.
That's good.
All right.
Interstellar.
Who's in it?
Anne Hathaway. She was in it. Okay. I believe you. That's good. All right. Interstellar. Who's in it? Anne Hathaway.
She was in it.
Okay.
I believe you.
I just haven't seen it.
That's fair.
She's in there.
That goes to me.
Doing her thing.
Yeah.
I'm going to keep...
I have one in my pocket that I'm pretty sure about, but I'm going to go to my lifeline.
Cool.
Sneaky.
Earth Girls are easy.
Earth Girls are easy.
He's going Earth Girls are easy.
He has Jeff Goldblum.
Early Jeff Goldblum.
Gina Davis.
Oh, good cut.
After the show, I'm tattooing my face on your back.
Win or lose.
Scoot.
I got to go to Brian.
Brian.
Valentine's go. I got to go to Brian. Brian. Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day.
Very good.
Great one.
One of those big cast movies.
She's got to be in there.
It's all people with nice teeth.
They all do have nice teeth.
You know why I've come to Austin, you guys, right?
I come here looking for love and other drugs.
Mike.
The tall guy.
Oh, very good.
That is a good one.
Made me, helped me think of a good one.
So thank you for that.
What did you say?
Nothing.
Mind your own business.
I'm just a prospector, Trav, passing through.
I like how you think, sweetie. I like what I'm just a prospector passing through. I like how you think, sweetie.
Sweetie.
What the fuck, right?
I want to drink with you.
You are right now.
Alex.
Colossal?
Yes.
God damn it.
Yes.
Good one. I like that movie. God damn it. Yes. Good one.
I like that movie. God damn it. I like that movie
a lot, actually. Yeah, it's good stuff.
Chris?
I'm probably not going to do it.
There's a movie, and I'm not 100%
sure on the name. Oh, no.
But I'm going to go with it, because it's
all I got.
Good luck,
everybody.
It's like...
The Hitchhiker?
The Jeff Goldblum horror movie
where he comes back,
somebody almost dies,
and they bring back an evil...
What's it called?
Don't ask them what it's called.
Never mind.
I'm a dickhead.
It's something like that, though.
It's close.
All right.
Well, nice try. Okay. If it turns out I'm right...head. It's something like that, though. It's close. All right. Well, nice try.
Okay.
If it turns out I'm right.
Turns out you're right with that words that were wrong.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Okay.
Do you know the movie I'm talking about?
Just a question.
I might.
Should I guess Hitchhiker?
No, you probably shouldn't.
Since I said it, you probably shouldn't guess it.
I have one.
Okay.
It's your turn.
Cinderella.
Tim Burton's.
Is it Cinderella?
You said it with so much confidence.
Sorry, Alice in Wonderland.
Okay.
You saved yourself there.
Cinderella, bitch.
Wait a minute.
That was a fucking close one, man.
That was so fucking close, man. You almost got knocked out.
I don't know what voice this is.
Still in it.
Mr. Goldblum was in a movie
called Invasion of the Body
Snatchers. That is not the movie I'm thinking
of, but good work.
God!
And Mike
died.
That was the end.
I'm going to have to go Lifeline on this round.
Life Aquatic with Steve Sissou.
Life Aquatic with Steve Sissou.
Life Aquatic with Steve Sissou.
Very good.
Oh, god damn it.
That opens up a bunch.
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
That's a real opener.
Oh, God damn it.
That opens up a bunch.
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
That's a real opener.
Alex.
I have a risky one, but I also have solid ones.
Go solid.
Why not?
Why are you even talking about it? Yeah.
I might be wrong, but I have one for sure, so.
talking about yeah i might be wrong but i have one for sure so or i have five for sure but i have a risky one all right jeff goldblum plays a small role in tim and eric's billion dollar movie
all right people seem to think so especially the more stony part of the crowd
So I'm going to go with that
That seems legit
Scoot
I don't have one
But I have a guess
Because I think maybe she might have been in this one.
Coffee and cigarettes?
200 cigarettes?
Some cigarette based.
I'm going to go with that one.
I don't know if she's in it. 200 cigarettes.
No.
I'm way off. I'm out.
Sorry, dude. Do you want me, brother?
Great play, though.
I did well, though. Very inspirational. I'm out Sorry dude Do you want me brother? Great play though Very
Yeah
I did well though
Very inspirational
Six or seven guesses
Yeah
No you're good
I'm gonna go with
And I might fuck this up,
but we're running out of time,
so it's okay.
Don't feel bad for me.
Oh, no, I'm not going to fuck it up.
Because he was in a movie about a little underground newspaper
called Between the Lines.
Nice.
I believe you.
Yeah.
It's the problem being Doug. You can just make up shit. Nice. I believe you. Yeah. The problem being, Doug, you can just make up
shit. Yes. He was in a movie
called Look Out for That
Curb.
Doug says so.
My decision. My game.
But one of
you still has to win.
Mike?
of you still has to win.
Mike?
Oh, think about your last answer, man.
Have you used your lifeline yet? I did, yeah.
I did use it. Okay.
I would have lied and said I hadn't used it yet if I were you.
There's a new drink here, appeared magically.
Thank you
Cap City Comedy Club
I think I might be tapped out
Don't let me inside
I've
Does that just leave Alex?
Yeah
Alex is left
Yeah
He's got to name one
And then that's it
He's got five more
He's got a
Several sitting in the pocket
How do we feel about
Movies that aren't out yet?
We don't
Those don't count
Yeah
They don't count at all.
Okay, then I'm going to say that because Jeff Goldblum is dancing in the credits of Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
Sure.
Volume 2, excuse me.
Wow, that is some shifty maneuvering.
No, that counts.
But also like Grand Budapest Hotel.
You open up so many once I...
Hey, we're still playing over here.
No, you're not.
Yeah. What? I'm still, we're still playing over here. No, you're not. Yeah.
I'm still in. It's me and Doug.
So I'm going to go with the Grand Budapest
Hotel.
No, no, no. I'll change it up.
I don't mind. Mr. Frost.
Oh, yeah.
Goldblum's got
some tricky ones. Alex?
I'm pretty sure he's one of the voices in Fantastic Mr. Fox.
Yes, he is.
He sure should be if he's not.
He was in a motion picture
as the buddy to Hugh Grant
and it was called
Nine Months.
I seriously couldn't
understand what you just said.
Nine Months.
And
I think that's it for me.
Yay!
I win!
I am the winner.
I am Red Sprebus.
Was Mr. Frost the movie I was thinking about
No
Hideaway
Okay yeah I remember that kinda
Alright what other ones did we miss
Princess Diaries Royal Engagement
What's it called
The Royal Engagement Princess Diaries 2
You son of a bitch
He was so excited.
Why do you know that?
Transylvania 6500.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Igby goes down.
Oh.
Morning Glory.
Which one?
This is going to be so frustrating for you guys to know all these names.
Orbit.
Buckaroo Bonsai.
Buckaroo Banzai.
Buckaroo Banzai.
I didn't say that because I was worried about the rest of it across the eighth dimension.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Adventures in the eighth dimension.
That's a tricky one.
But great job, everybody.
But that means Alex won the prizes this time.
We're going to have to...
Well, I didn't win shit.
What?
You didn't win? I don't get anything. Oh, you don't get the prizes. No, you're going to have to... Well, I didn't win shit. What? You didn't win?
I don't get anything.
Oh, you don't get the prizes. No, you're right about that.
You won on behalf of someone who's stuck with
all this stuff. American.
Yeah, come on up here and get your stuff,
dude.
Congratulations.
Hey, man.
So I hope that's all. Yeah, just
be careful with the... That's really heavy. Yeah. Careful with that arsenic. Good job, man. So I hope that's all. Yeah, just be careful with the... That's really heavy.
Yeah.
Careful with that arsenic.
Pull that from the bottom.
Good job, dude.
Wow.
And you get all these...
If he doesn't have a job, he should get one as a guy who cleans shit up off of a stage
because that was very efficient.
You get all these cold fried things as well.
Yeah.
And some cheese balls.
Let's do some plugs before we go, starting with Mike McRae.
What's up?
Where can people see you?
What's going on?
Well, I'll be doing some shows here in town and in Houston.
You can see it on my Facebook page, but I will be starting a new podcast with my friend
Ali Khan, who has a show on the Cooking Channel called Cheap Eats.
He and I will be doing a podcast
here that'll be starting
coming out in the next few weeks. It's called
Welcome to Jollyville. Keep an eye out for that.
All right, cool.
Thank you.
Scoot, did you get him to write
something on the back of it? No, I didn't.
You just got it back from him for no reason?
No, I left it in the back.
Is that what this is?
That's mine.
Oh, that's yours?
Yeah, that's me.
Oh, okay, cool.
Yeah, we still need to get him to write a shithead on there.
Sorry.
Thanks, Mike.
There's a lot of distracting things going on during your plug.
Alex Diamond, what's up with you?
You can hear me on The Morning X with Jason and Deb every day, 6 to 10 here in Austin on 101X or anytime at 101X.com.
I also write a short story every day that is exactly 365 words long.
And I have posted a whole bunch of them to the website 365x365.com.
Times all spelled out because the X was taken by a guy
from Russia.
Grince Priebus.
Hey, quit
bringing me up, baby.
And not with the
Reince Priebus jokes, for fuck's sake.
Chris Cubas.
Check out my podcast,
Canceled. We watch TV shows that only lasted one season. Thank you. Chris Cubas. Check out my podcast, Canceled.
We watch TV shows that only lasted one season.
Thank you.
We're currently in the middle of NBC's Kings, which is very strange, but Ian McShane is on it.
Yeah.
It's assisting on a diet of pure scenery.
He's the best.
If you're in Austin, I run a show first Wednesday of the month called To the Sting at King B.
It's going to be super fun.
So that's October 4th is the next one.
If you're out of Austin, chriskewes.com for tour dates.
Great show.
Do all that stuff.
Did Pushing Daisies only last one season?
Two.
Oh, shit.
I love that show.
What about Wonderfalls?
Wonderfalls is one.
Have you done it yet?
I have not.
I think you'll like it.
No, I've seen it.
I just haven't done it for the podcast, so I'm excited.
All right, cool.
Scoot McNary, who knows what he's going to be in or when it's going to come out.
Some of it might be on AMC right now, Sunday nights, called Halton Gets Fire.
Sunday nights, episode eight.
He's not here to plug his career.
He's here for the fun.
And then I'll plug a little
the godless thing that drops on Netflix
sometime around Thanksgiving
do you know the name of that miniseries?
godless
which episode do you die in?
I don't even want to tell you
how many episodes go on
but you got to write a shit head on that thing.
You don't have to say it.
Just pass it over to me.
Thank you.
I've got two of them.
Where's the third one?
Do you have one down there, Mike?
Yeah.
Yeah, just pass me your name tag so we can wrap this thing up officially.
Thank you to Cap City.
Thank you to all of you guys for coming out on a
Wednesday night.
Not yelling out too many
answers.
It's a fun place
to play. And
come see me Friday afternoon
if you can make it
happen. What are you doing Friday afternoon, Alex?
You're the reigning champion.
Am I invited back? Do you want to come back?
Yeah, I'll do it. Do you want to come back and try to hold up your...
Wait, this doesn't have
a shithead on it either.
No shithead
writing epidemic in this town?
Becca, think of someone
you want to call a shithead. Yeah, who does this...
This is Becca.
Why didn't you put a shithead on it?
She's going to whisper it.
It's too easy.
Don't leave it. It's hard to whisper.
Go ahead and whisper it to me, Chris.
Donald Trump. Okay, thanks for keeping it down.
Alright.
One more time for all
my guests, Mike McCray, Alex Diamond,
Chris Cubis, and Scoot McNary.
As always, Donald Trump
is a shithead.
Sharding is a shithead. Sharding is a shithead.
And Reince Priebus is a shithead!
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of old, his viewing prowess makes it potty.
There's no room in his heart for you.
Because Doug loves movies! Crow is big, sit potty, there's no room in his heart for you Cause the Bugs movies