Doug Loves Movies - Scott Aukerman, Moshe Kasher, David Wain, and Kevin Allison Guest

Episode Date: May 27, 2014

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, sweetie babies, sticky seeds with 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies! This is Doug Loves Movies! That was pretty tight. That was pretty tight. And I have a theory that you guys are the best Los Angeles audience members of Doug Loves Movies
Starting point is 00:00:37 because it's really nice out right now. Like, it's not too hot. It's not cold at all. You know, it's not cold, obviously. It's just, out right now. It's not too hot. It's not cold at all. It's not cold, obviously. It's beautiful out, but also just still a little too hot maybe to have to stand out on Franklin for an hour or so.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Hats off to Jordan and everybody else that gets here hella early despite how many other people might show up. We're coming to you from the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles on Tuesday May 27 2014 Wolf of Wall Street fight Terminator 2 Judgment Day of the Dead Men walking tall the president's men in black Fisher King Ralph a dog day afternoon delight King, Ralph, Dog Day Afternoon, Delight, Sleep Perfect, Murder by Death Wish 3
Starting point is 00:01:29 Amigos Yeah That one ends on Amigos Amigos And thank you guys for clapping at the end of it People listening might think that that is really weird,
Starting point is 00:01:48 that you would clap after I just read that off a piece of paper. Look at all the words Doug could say. He could string them together good. Since last I spoke and you listened, we did the Super Tournament of Championships 2 with Sam Levine, Ken Jennings, and Matt Myra. Very fun show with lots of twists and even a broken record, I think,
Starting point is 00:02:09 in the Leonard Maltin game. And it will plop soon for two bucks on iTunes and it's available now at douglovesmovies.com. So if you gotta have it now, then you gotta go through whatever it is you have to go through to get it off at douglovesmovies.com. I clicked on it once and it's like,
Starting point is 00:02:25 join up for... and I'm like, what? So, yeah. So I don't blame you if you don't do it. It's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. I tweeted. This one's from me. I'm so proud of it.
Starting point is 00:02:43 If the guy who played Gollum doesn't call his autobiography Three Ring Circus, then that's just stupid. This has been Tweet Relief Tweets by me. Providence, Rhode Island. See you Friday night at the Fett Ballroom. Stand up with special guest
Starting point is 00:02:59 and the Leonard Maltin game at the end. Boston. Douglas Movies is sold out on Saturday. Thank you. So we added a standup show Saturday night at eight o'clock and Yonkers. I'm interrupting Twilight part five Sunday night at the Alamo draft house. And yes, I know that's not the correct title.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Leave the corrections department alone. It's summer's here. The prize bag. Let's get into the prize bag for a loan. It's summer's here. The prize bag. Let's get into the prize bag for a second. Before I get the guests out here, there's a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt, available, of course, at douglovesshirts.com. There's a Gateway Doug CD,
Starting point is 00:03:38 Gateway Doug 2, Forced Fun will be, I almost said in theaters. It'll be on the internet on July 8th. Four free hot dogs from Pops Hot Dogs. Only can be used in one location. The 11711 National Boulevard location. So don't fuck up and go to the wrong Pops.
Starting point is 00:04:05 And what else is in here? Oh, this is neat. This is like a little, I got some Humboldt Hempwick and then also from the good folks at Humboldt Hempwick, this is like a little bottle you can put some weed in but then also there's some Hempwick so you can have a non-butane
Starting point is 00:04:22 hit of the whatever it is you put in there. Like someone who put tobacco in there. Let's give a big, warm welcome. We'll get the rest of the prizes. I left a poster backstage. I hope somebody comes out with that poster. Please give a big, warm welcome to Scott Ackerman,
Starting point is 00:04:38 Moshe Kasher, Kevin Allison, and David Wayne. It's very nice of you to keep applauding as they slowly trickle out. We got lost. It's crazy backstage back there. Did you say slowly tinkle out? Trickle? I think I said trickle out. We got lost. It's crazy backstage back there. Did you say slowly tinkle out? Trickle? I think I said trickle. Maybe I said tinkle. The first one to speak in the first one to speak game
Starting point is 00:05:13 was Kevin Allison, everybody. Kevin Allison is here with his Bud Light and something for the prize bag. There you go. It's a risk shirt. It's a risk shirt. Do you have furry animals? I have furry animals. It's covered in animal hair. It's covered in my cat's fur, and I think there's a
Starting point is 00:05:30 good deal of my own public hair. Oh, I'm allergic. Let me get some of that. Yeah. But it's a shirt from Risk, the podcast that you procure, curate, run, host, and it's people telling real-life stories about real-life shit. Yeah, it's people telling real life stories
Starting point is 00:05:45 about real life shit. Yeah, it's me telling my own perverted stories and everyone else telling about, you know. Yeah, we just met backstage and you're telling me a Toshiro Mifune lookalike or lickalike told you to tie your tennis shoe strings to your balls.
Starting point is 00:06:01 He did, he did. But we just met, Kevin. I've since moved on to Doc Martens. Oh, fair enough. David Wayne is here for the first time also. Two first time guests.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Mini state reunion. How long has it been since you guys have seen each other? A few months. Yes, this must be great. Plus these other guys. Look at those guys.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Forget about it. Alright. It's hard for me to forget about stuff, but I'll try. What's going on, man? You got a movie. I have a movie. I brought you a poster for that. Yeah, and I fucked up and didn't bring it out. It's okay. Maybe the staff will bring it out. The staff brought it out right away. poster for that. Yeah, and I fucked up and didn't bring it out here with me. Maybe the staff will bring it out.
Starting point is 00:06:46 The staff brought it out right away. Look at that. Look at this. Take a look at that. Look at this business. And guess who's in the movie? Yeah. The people who have been in a lot of your other movies.
Starting point is 00:06:59 You have a nice group of people that you work with all the time. One of whom is the owner of this theater. Yeah, that's right. Matt Bassert. No, Amy Poehler, Paul Rudd, Kobe Smulders. And all these people signed this? Yeah, for you. Max Greenfield from...
Starting point is 00:07:18 The New Girl. Hey, Jess. Yeah, and... That's what I call it. When I see it, I go, oh, hey, Jess. Bill Hader's on here it's a great movie Jason Mantzoukas what else do you want
Starting point is 00:07:29 it's a great movie that's all I want June 27th that's all I want for a movie is greatness what's the date June 27th
Starting point is 00:07:36 alright thank you awesome and then the quote at the top of the poster, Ed Helms will star opposite Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler. Deadline.com.
Starting point is 00:07:51 You got some good press quotes. That's fun. You might as well, while you're on the topic, you might as well look at the other press quotes in there because they're kind of worth seeing too. Really? Yeah. I didn't want to spoil all of them.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Okay, the bottom ones were David Wayne directed dot dot dot Wayne and Showalter wrote. That's also from Deadline.com. Yeah. You got all your quotes from the same source. Sort of good quotes. And then the film shoots in July. Deadline.com.
Starting point is 00:08:22 And they love you over Deadline. Yeah. All of those quotes may have been from the same piece. You know, it's just nice to get some nice notices like that. Moshe Kastner's here, everybody. Hi, everybody. You brought along a copy of your book that we've given away a few times. No, I've never brought one of those before. They're expensive.
Starting point is 00:08:48 You've never brought one? No, that's just born out of necessity. I didn't have anything else to give away. They're very expensive. But it does say on the back, this is a book, deadline.com. It's called Catcher in the Rye. And, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Sure. People are clapping. It's not Catcher in the Rye. It's Sure. People are clapping. It's not Catcher in the Rye. It's a completely different book. Oh, you think they all were just clapping for the fact that you wrote Catcher in the Rye? Yeah. That was a little tepid for that book.
Starting point is 00:09:18 It would be a nice gift, though. That happened to me once. I went into a Barnes & Noble to get a case of the books to go to a cell at a club that was next door where I was on the road. And the woman at the front was like, yeah, I'm here to pick up a box of Cashier and the Ryan. She's like, oh, I love that book.
Starting point is 00:09:33 And I was like, oh, I fucking wrote that book. And she's like, no, you didn't. But I just thought how awesome it would be if somebody like... He's a recluse that doesn't drop F-bombs in bookstores. Also awesome that a person who looks like me walks in and is like, Hi, J.D. Salinger, would you like to pick up my books, please? Okay, this isn't Doug Lowe's books.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Scott Aukerman is here, everybody. Hello, Doug! Please change the subject to movie, Scott. I am the last to talk. I brought a book as well. Newly in paperback, it's J.D. Robb's thriller, Thankless in Death.
Starting point is 00:10:10 And I also brought a mini can of Chunk Light Tuna. All right. That's like, they didn't sell both these things in the same store, I don't think. Oh no, I had to go to several stores. You had to do some shopping today.
Starting point is 00:10:27 You had to go to several 99-cent stores to get that. But, yeah, it might seem half-assed, but there's some effort there. Thank you. Certainly, no. And we're currently in a season of Comedy Bang Bang. Is it three? Season three of Comedy Bang Bang. You're currently in it.
Starting point is 00:10:42 We're currently airing it. We're a few apps in. Yes, we're currently airing it. Fred Armisen this week and Zach Galifianakis next week. I hear you and
Starting point is 00:10:50 Fred Armisen compete to host a late night talk show? Yeah, it's our late night talk show wars episode. Can't wait. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Very excited. This could be a shuffleboard situation right here. Oh, well, all right. For the listener at home, the tuna
Starting point is 00:11:04 can has been thrown across the table. Very considerate and thoughtful. It's like Shufflepuck Cafe. Did you go and sit there or over here somewhere and do that every week? Describe the physical activities that are going on? Oh, it's like... The guests don't care. The guests do stuff that's physical all the time.
Starting point is 00:11:20 It's like porn for the blind, right? Yeah. Which brings me to this exciting moment for the listeners. David Wayne is a magician, you guys. And he has a deck of cards with him. Here we go. Quick magic trick
Starting point is 00:11:36 for everybody. Okay, David is reaching into his pocket to grab... Yes, we need motion to describe it because David's going off mic. This will only work for audio. I'm going to do one that will work for audio somehow. Really? That's exciting. Okay, what I describe it? Because David's going off mic. This will only work for audio. I'm going to do one that will work for audio somehow. Really? That's exciting. Okay, what am I doing?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Oh, he's shuffling a deck of cards. Scott's very helpful. The dexterity is impressive. You almost think there's magic in those fingers. Okay, now. He's saying, okay, now. Okay. He said, okay. Kevin Allison's picking okay now. Okay. He said okay. Kevin Allison's
Starting point is 00:12:08 picking a card. It's a good thing you're not using the risk to make it quick. I predict the card is the two of spades. It's the two of spades! Wait, that was, you just made it quick for us? To the listener at
Starting point is 00:12:24 home, David never brought cards out at all. I thought I'd cut to the chase. What was the long version? Yeah. The two of spades. Three nuns go into a bar. There's a whole patter with it. Oh, what's happening now?
Starting point is 00:12:42 That was Matrix-y. He's doing the long version. That was super slow-mo. Well, that was an awesome trick. I especially like the part where you pull out your valet ticket. Just throw that down. I liked where you said okay three times in a row.
Starting point is 00:12:56 That's called a Jewish card trick where you pull out your valet ticket and hope somebody picks it up. It's a certain status symbol. I did not look for parking on my own. it up. It's a certain status symbol. I did not look for parking on my own. Have you guys been to the movies lately?
Starting point is 00:13:11 Yes. What'd you see, Moshe? I saw X-Men, the new one. Oh, that's what it's called? X-Men colon the new one. That's what every sequel should be called, just colon the new one. The latest. And then the third one would be the new new one.
Starting point is 00:13:26 The newest. No, it's called, I think, actually, X-Men colon I diddled the extras. I'm not positive. Oh, how dare you. I'm sorry. Why would you diddle the extras, Moshe? They did not like that. Why would you confess to it here? I expected a thunderous applause.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Diddle is such a cutesy word for an act of child molestation. And it's alleged. It's alleged. It was amazing. Knock on this thing. All I can say is it was great. Oh, you loved it. I loved it. You started with the director
Starting point is 00:13:57 saying that and then went into but you loved it. Even if he did it, it was worth it. It was that good of a film. That's all you can say? Are you under a gag order or something? Yeah. That's what Cate Blanchett
Starting point is 00:14:08 meant to say in her acceptance speech. I'm under a gag order. Even if he did everything they're saying about it, it was worth it. I loved it. I saw it with my girlfriend
Starting point is 00:14:17 and she described it as it was like staring at a blank wall for two hours. Hashtag yes all women. The takeaway. The takeaway is he's got a girlfriend. Weird way to tell us you're not gay.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Oh, yeah, and then after the movie, after the movie, I took her back to my hotel room and totally banged it out. Okay, sure, all right. I mean, it was just so much sex. I was like, you're such a chick and I'm totally fucking your chick.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Then you're okay, dude. Right on, guys. You can be part of this crew. Scott Aukerman, have you seen any movies lately? Oh, no. Perfect. David Wayne, what have you seen lately? Yesterday, I saw The Winter Soldier, and I loved it. That's interesting, because I saw A Winter's Tale on stage.
Starting point is 00:15:14 That's the difference between the two of us. Well, it's because maybe I'm not a stuck-up intellectual snob. And I'm a man among men, and I like what the people like. Like banging chicks, bro. Oh, yeah. I chose to spend my weekend reflecting upon our soldiers
Starting point is 00:15:35 and their service. If you saw the Winter Soldier, you'd know that there's... Yeah, he was a soldier. That's a good point. One with really bad PTSD. Very bad.
Starting point is 00:15:50 We don't want that to happen. And Bobby Redford's terrific. Bobby Redford, yes. Well, he was a good friend. Was? Are you delivering the news this way? Yep, the news is we're not friends anymore. Because he's dead.
Starting point is 00:16:07 He got lost in sea. Kevin, have you been to the movies? No, but I watched about 20 minutes of Gladiator and then fell asleep and watched
Starting point is 00:16:22 20 minutes of Moho and Drive and then fell asleep and watched 20 minutes of Moho and Drive and then fell asleep and then watched 58 seconds of Tokyo Story because it's got Asian guys in it. But I
Starting point is 00:16:35 fell asleep and then I was like, wow, that's the quickest I've ever fallen asleep watching a movie. And I went back. I was like, what's the last thing I remember? It was only 58 seconds in. So I think Tokyo Story wins. You remember the exact second you
Starting point is 00:16:52 fell asleep? No, I had to go back and check. I was like, what's the last thing I remember seeing before drifting off? Because that was a quickie. Yeah, you gotta check those things. It's important. He remembered seeing the title of the movie. Probably about 58 seconds in when that happens. In Raising Arizona,
Starting point is 00:17:10 it takes 12 minutes. He got as far as Tokyo ST. He thought the movie was Tokyo Street. That is a good one. Thank you, David. David, thank you. Alright, you guys. Here's the part of the show where I say, let the games begin.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Gentlemen. The audience has name tags, some of them. They were standing out in the hot sun with them, so thanks for that. And everybody on the panel gets to pick one that you want to play for and just go grab it from them. Just go take the name tag from them and bring it back to your seat. Remember not to say the shithead on the back.
Starting point is 00:17:51 And while they do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. We're back. Hey, guys. Who did you pick for your... Kevin, who are you playing for? What's that crazy collage of men? I can see why you picked it.
Starting point is 00:18:10 It is. It's a crazy collage of men. Who's your favorite man on there? Just pick one, because we don't have time for all of them. I guess this guy. Zachary Kinto? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why not?
Starting point is 00:18:23 Is that how it's pronounced, Scott? What? Zachary Kinto? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why not? Is that how it's pronounced, Scott? What? Zachary Kinto? Wait, who is that? Why are you asking me this? Who's the guy up top? Because then I'll say, gotcha, when you know how it's pronounced. Oh, they're all Zachs. Stupid joke. So that's Zach, um... They're all Zachs. You're playing for Zach.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Thank you, Kevin. That's Zachary Tyler. I've got to make a vine of this. David, who are you playing for? Well, I got a Mad Men DVD, but they changed it with a little tape that said Mad Michael. Okay, very clever wordplay.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Not Mad Men, but Mad Michael. That's a great pun. It's like the only thing he had in the house. I just picked it up because network TV is so bunk, so I'm only into cable. I gotta get a good shot of this. Who are you playing for, Motion?
Starting point is 00:19:18 Can I say your full name? Mitali Modi. Thank you very much. Mitali Modi? Mitali Modi thank you very much Mitali Modi Mitali Modi I'm playing for her and she is I don't know I don't know what she does she's a TV person
Starting point is 00:19:34 right but we said Zach I'm playing I'm assuming I'm playing for Johnny John Jesus sorry You gave me a thing that says Johnny on it Fucking cocksucker No disrespect Maybe Johnny
Starting point is 00:19:56 Can't read No disrespect Johnny That's what I'm going to call you for the rest of the show It's John It's John Scotty what were you saying That's what I'm going to call you for the rest of this show. It's John. It's John. Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, what were you saying? I'm really into comedy, so I picked this thing,
Starting point is 00:20:13 which is a record featuring ex-Saturday Night Live cast members Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Downey Jr. Johnny B. Goode, the original soundtrack album. Includes Johnny B. Goode performed by Judas Priest. I think those guys would have been great on SNL if they'd let him stay on for like 20 or 30 seasons. I agree. Judas Priest. They would have gotten the hang of it. Yeah, they would have gotten the hang of it, but at first it was rough.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Things have turned out okay for one of them. They're both doing alright. Alright, so Johnny, what was her name again? Motion. Matali Modi. Did he was her name again? Motion. Matali Modi. Did you get it right again?
Starting point is 00:20:48 Sort of. Sort of. Wait, I said it the same fucking way. Fuck you, cocksucker. Does it work twice? It's good. Oh, thanks. I borrow from the greats. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:21:01 I'm getting faint. To determine... Why don't you take off your incredibly thick leather jacket on the hottest day of the year? I don't know if it's incredibly thick or the hottest day of the year. But go ahead and ballpark it. To determine who goes first in the Lettermon game, we're going to do some lines with Mark.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Mark Wahlberg couldn't be here tonight, but he pre-recorded a line from a movie, and the first to guess that movie, the title of the movie, is going to be the winner. Mark, are you there? How are you guys doing? Want to do some lines?
Starting point is 00:21:36 Yes, sir. So he's going to say a line from a movie. He'll probably repeat it a few times if nobody jumps in, but just yell it out as soon as you know it. Andy, have you seen my swimming buddy? Because if I can't find him...
Starting point is 00:21:49 Wet Hot American Summer. That's correct. David Wayne, director of Wet Hot American Summer. No, this is a fix. Recognize a line from Wet Hot American Summer. Why didn't he do any lines from Casher and the Rye? It's not Doug Loves Books. Or Jack Be Good, his movie.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Jack. Oh, Jackie. So, David, yeah, you nailed it. I remember that, even though it was a long time ago. Right. No, that's good, because you had to watch that scene
Starting point is 00:22:17 over and over and over again. Yeah, because, like, sound amazing. Hey, dude, what's up with the Wet Hot American Summer TV show? I know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk about it. No, I know, I show? I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk about it.
Starting point is 00:22:26 No, I know, I know, I know. Yeah, talk about it. Can't talk about it? Can't talk about it. Oh, shit. I can talk about it. Me and Mitali Modi are working on a project. Was the news story factually inaccurate?
Starting point is 00:22:42 Do you have a part for Mad Michael? Yeah. Everybody in Mad Men is getting cast in it. Unfortunately, none of your friends are getting cast in it, David. It's just me and the cast of Mad Men. Oh, no. Our friend Nick Schwartzen threw out a really nice tweet about Wet Hot American Summer Out of Nowhere today. I thought it was a fun coincidence.
Starting point is 00:23:00 That's a nice guy. Yeah, super nice guy. But I was sitting there knowing that I was going to play that line from the movie for you and see if you got it before these guys did. I'm glad I did. My evil plan worked out. So you get to go first in the Leonard Maltin game. Do you think you have an idea how that works?
Starting point is 00:23:15 Yeah. Kevin, how are you on this? Are you shaky? I think I'm shaky. Alright, so we'll start with David and then we'll go to Moshe and Scott and then to you, Kevin. So you shaky? I think I'm shaky. All right, so we'll start with David, and then we'll go to Moshe and Scott, and then to you, Kevin. So I'll give you a little extra time to get your sea legs.
Starting point is 00:23:34 And you get to pick a category, David. I spent some time in Sea Org, so I'll be fine. That had a really weird hit ratio. I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. People really liked it, yeah. At Kyle E. El Guapo, Kyle El Guapo suggested... I'll be following him from now on.
Starting point is 00:23:54 He suggested, okay, you're going to make some friends tonight, romancing the bone. And that's movies where Michael Douglas has sex. Okay. It's a movie where you see an. Okay. Mm-hmm. Like in the movie? It's a movie where you see an old man have sex with a younger woman. At N. Eddie Nunn suggested post no bills,
Starting point is 00:24:14 and that's Bill Murray movies, sequels to Bill Murray movies where he's not in them. Mm-hmm. So post no bills. And then at air AI Richard comedy suggested Joe Black versus the volcano
Starting point is 00:24:29 and that's a movie where Brad Pitt smokes weed Joe Black versus the volcano another one that just hit with a few people yeah those are your
Starting point is 00:24:42 three options I'll do Mike with the sex okay it with a few people. Yeah, those are your three options. I'll do Mike with the sex. Okay. I had to really process Mike. The year is 1994. Leonard gives this movie three stars. He says it's entertaining.
Starting point is 00:24:57 He says his only complaint hasn't Douglas played this same kind of role a bit too often? Yeah, Leonard goes really up when he says things like that. And he names a whopping, we got ten names. How many names, reading from the bottom up of the list of actors on here, do you think you would need to determine the name of this movie? I actually know the movie, but I can't think of the name of it.
Starting point is 00:25:26 Oh, boy. That's a pickle. Fuck it. God damn it. All right, well, I guess... You might want to just bid a bunch of names, just to move it down the line. Yeah, okay. Or, you know, take a chance.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Maybe when you hear the names, it'll jog the name of the movie. All right, give me four. Oh, he only wants four. Give me four. That's from the bottom. I got it. Okay. I am prepared.
Starting point is 00:25:51 No, no, I appreciate it. I can tell you, I know two movies that he screwed in and I figured that was enough. All right. Moshe, what do you think?
Starting point is 00:26:00 Name that movie. All right, so you get four names, David Wayne, and they are Rosemary Forsythe, Nicholas Sadler, Alan Rich, and Dennis Miller is in this movie.
Starting point is 00:26:13 That could be a tipper. That could give it away. Also a former Sea Org guy. 94. Michael Douglas. It's entertaining. Only complaint. Hasn't he done this before? Why is he still doing this? I know this isn't it,
Starting point is 00:26:28 but I'll say disclosure. That's correct. Whoa! Wow! Oh, no! I'll give you an extra Sam Levine pretending you don't know it point.
Starting point is 00:26:45 That was great. That was great. That was awesome. Okay. Good job. You're on the board. You have one point. First person to two is our winner. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Yeah. It's crazy. We'll start with Scott and then come back at Moshe. Scott picks a category. Celebrating a birthday today. I think you're friends with this dude, Jack McBrayer. Yeah. Nice funny dude. It's his birthday today, so the films of Jack McBrayer
Starting point is 00:27:08 I counted them up and there's four So this is going to be one of those Hannah Wakes the Bears That's a movie where a bear attacks a human And at goneawall21 A-W-A-L
Starting point is 00:27:23 Suggested Bateman, suggested Bateman Rises. Bateman Rises. And that's the early films of Jason Bateman. Ooh. Yeah, talking first few films of Jason Bateman. First few. Mm-hmm. How many is few?
Starting point is 00:27:36 Wow. It's about, few is 50, right? Do you mind if I check my voicemail? First. No, but I'd like you to stop by IMDB while you're on there. Okay, sure. Gosh, I guess I would have to say... Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:27:55 I'm going to have to go with Jack McBrayer. You've got to pick one. Okay, Jack. All right, David. You hemmed and hawed, as I recall. Okay, okay, okay. Would you like one from 2008? Or 2010?
Starting point is 00:28:12 Give me that 2008. Okay, keep in mind it might be 2006. Okay. I'm just kidding, it's 2008. Three stars. It's a fucking eight, I swear uh three stars for this movie um uh he says about this movie that uh it's a great star vehicle but there's plenty of room for other cast members to shine yeah he says that about this movie. It's a nice compliment. Yeah. He also says that one of the characters in this movie is self-pitying.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Yeah, and he lists 12 names. How many names can you get in Scott Ackerman? Well, I'll go negative one. Okay. The hell is that? This is some shit. Moshe understands what it means. It means that now Scott has to name the movie
Starting point is 00:29:10 and the top-billed person in the movie. And if Moshe wants to bid deeper, if he goes negative two, then he'd have to name the top. Is it Moshe or is it Kevin? It goes to Moshe. Oh. He's the last to challenge. Can it go to Kevin?
Starting point is 00:29:21 It comes back at you and you challenge. Oh, wow. I don't know who Jack McBrayer is. What's the right move here? That's like, to say that at UCB, a lightning bolt should fly in and kill your face. Is this going to fuck my career up in some way? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:29:40 He's probably the last person that would fuck up anybody's career. No matter what you said about him. I mean, I guess... But that's okay. There's still other clues. All right, you basically have to hope that Scott gets it wrong. All right.
Starting point is 00:29:59 But you've done that in the past. It didn't work with David, but hopefully it'll work. My only strategy will work with Scott. But he'll only have one point and we'll still be going. Name that movie. Is it Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Who would be the lead person
Starting point is 00:30:15 in the movie you think it is? Jason Segel. Both of those are correct. Thank you. You're welcome. Scott Aukerman has a point. Can I just mention as a point of order Jack McBrayer is also in the upcoming movie They Came Together
Starting point is 00:30:30 Ah nice So there should be extra points Alright that gives you two points And you're our winner Yeah I could change the rules. He's kidding. For those at home, he's kidding. Yeah, totally joking around. We got plenty of time to fight this out.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Does it make sense to you yet? A little. All right, we'll start with David and then we'll go to motion. We'll give you a little bit more time. He's going to win just from never playing. He's still trying to figure out what everybody's name on this is. Actually, Scott, he's not going to win or come in last.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Or maybe he might come in last, but we'll see. We'll see if Moshe picks up a point. But David, pick a category between East Side Llama. On Twitter, suggested Chevy Chase, and that's movies with a chase scene with a Chevrolet. It's an actual Chevy chasing in a movie. Did he give you suggestions, or did you have to track this? What?
Starting point is 00:31:36 Did you have to watch all movies and determine if there was a Chevrolet in them? Sometimes I ask back, like, which movies are you talking about, and sometimes they lead me a little astray. Man, if it was a Chrysler, I'd be in, but this is going to be tough. Chevy, yeah, it's a Chevy. I try to confirm it with my mind. Like, oh, that seemed like a Chevy. And that's why I thought that the chase scene in The French Connection
Starting point is 00:32:01 took place in Chicago and not Brooklyn. Because I just thought, yeah, that was in Chicago. Scott Baio Wolf. That's movies with Scott Baio. Werewolves are both. And Winds and Scrabble. And that's movies that begin with the letter Q. I'll go with letters beginning with Q
Starting point is 00:32:20 for 200. Okay, there's one point or no points. But you get three options. Would you like a movie that begins with the letter Q from 1981,
Starting point is 00:32:31 1990, or 2006? I don't know what the letter Q is. I guess I'll go with 1981. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:43 That was a time when I was more paying attention. Oh, I like that. Can I guess the Okay. That was a time when I was more paying attention. Oh, I like that strategy. Can I guess the 91? That's a good strategy. Hang on, let me look. Okay, go. Quick change?
Starting point is 00:32:53 No. Fine. What am I doing? 1981, three and a half stars. This movie is French Canadian yeah it was filmed partially
Starting point is 00:33:11 in Scotland and Iceland good and it's funny tense and touching
Starting point is 00:33:21 funny tense and touching yeah and Leonard lists four names a mere four names Funny, tense, and touching. Funny, tense, and touching. Yeah. And Leonard lists four names. A mere four names. Oh, it's Why Not Visit Rechevec.
Starting point is 00:33:35 What? Don't count this, but it's not Quaker Oats, right? No. Okay. You can limit it to a few more Q words if you want, but you can only let that go on for so long.
Starting point is 00:33:50 What do you think it's called? Oh, wait. I know the 91. Oh, I don't know. I can't even get any of the names. No, no. We have to bid now, actually. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Okay. There's four names. Was that Quiz Show? Hang on a second. But there wasn't a 91 one 91 oh the 91 the movie that came out in 90 the 91
Starting point is 00:34:12 the 91 is not quiz show that must have been so confusing back then I will four names you want all four names I'm gonna need the four names I will Four names You want all four names? I'm gonna need the four names Okay he's taking four names Moshe
Starting point is 00:34:28 Oh it's on me again? Yeah I'll do it in three names Alright No you won't Scott Moshe Name
Starting point is 00:34:35 That Movie Alright Moshe Moshe Sit down You have a chance You have a chance Alright
Starting point is 00:34:39 You have a chance It begins with 1981 It begins with Q Okay Three and a half stars from Leonard. And it's definitely not Why Not Visit Reykjavik, right?
Starting point is 00:34:47 It's definitely not. Stop even thinking of that. Put your brain somewhere else. It's filmed partially in Scotland and Iceland. And your three out of four names are Namir El-Kadi. Ha ha ha. I know, because that's three names. What do you think it is? Your next name is Ron Perlman. And your third name, which will give it away to a lot of people,
Starting point is 00:35:21 lot of people is Ray Don Chong. Not to me. David Wayne does not know what movie from 1981 has a second It's the Qualler Purple? Let's just agree that it is. She was in that.
Starting point is 00:35:47 I wish we could agree that it was. You got no idea? Is it with... I can't ask you any further questions. I'd rather you didn't. Okay. The floor is closed for questions. Question is a Q word.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Good call, Scott. Question is a Q word. No, I got nothing. Should I just guess a word? Yes. Love that. Quicksilver. Oh, so close. What was it? This also begins with Q. Quacky Malloy.
Starting point is 00:36:24 Do you know it, David? Quacky Malloy? No, it's not Quacky Malloy. That was just the working title of Howard the Duck. They changed it. Quest for Fire. Quest for Fire. Yeah, Ray Don Chong. Her big debut
Starting point is 00:36:40 is a naked cave woman. She's terrific. Yeah, so good. She's great in that. People are laughing. She's great with clothes. She's terrific. Yeah, so good. She's great in that. People are laughing. She's great with clothes. She's great without. I'll take her either way. I win the game. Scott wins, everybody.
Starting point is 00:37:01 I got this game show shit down. Really good at it. John wins the game, I mean. Yeah, John, come get your prizes, man. Congratulations. As a winner, we're saying your name correctly. Wait, he already won? You get this awesome poster?
Starting point is 00:37:16 God damn it. Hey, dude, can you tweet about that poster and all the great names that are on it, and then I'll retweet it, and we'll all retweet it? Can you do that? Thanks, John. Thanks, John. What's your Twitter handle, John? John Bear. B-A-R-R.
Starting point is 00:37:31 John Bear, B-A-R-R. No, B-A-R-R. B-A-R-R. A-B. Is the B before the A? B-A. John B-E-A-R-R-R. John B-E-A-R-R-R John B-E-A-R-T-H-U-R I got it.
Starting point is 00:37:53 I want this to go on for a while. Why don't you give some just to Kevin? He never got to play. Give him what? Give him some clues. He never even got to play. Let's see how he does. Let's see how he does.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Just give him all the names. Let's see how I do. Let's have him pick a category, and then we'll go to Dave. Just give him all the names. Yeah. See what happens. I'll tell you what'll happen, Scott. People will inundate me with, that's a better game.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Just list all the names. Just fucking get to it. But let's do it. At Rusty Ma, M-A-H suggested, and they're always glad you came, and that's movies with actors from Cheers. All right, Kevin.
Starting point is 00:38:35 All right, Kevin. All right. So I'll just start reading from the top except for the name, and first person who knows it yells it out. Oh, okay. That's not really giving Kevin a chance to play. I mean, it is giving him a chance to play. He's got a chance. He's got more of a
Starting point is 00:38:52 chance than he had before, but I doubt that he's going to be the first one to jump in. You never know. So maybe... Do you give us a year or no? Yeah, I could give you a year. Okay. We're trying to figure this out. It's a weird game, Scott. Because I think if I just give you a year. We're trying to figure this out. It's a weird game, Scott. Because I think if I just give you the stars and the year and then start reading, someone's
Starting point is 00:39:12 going to know it right away. SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI. OK, so no, no. SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI. But exact title only answers. SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI. OK, no year or no? Yes.
Starting point is 00:39:18 SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI. Yeah, I'll give you the year. I'll even give you the country and how long it is. SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI. To Jillian on her 37th birthday. SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI. I'll give you everything. David Wayne is out.
Starting point is 00:39:26 Fuck. Okay, so if we guess wrong, we're out. Yeah, you are. That wasn't a guess. I was talking to a friend of mine. He was talking to your friend Jillian? He took a call on his earpiece that he has hidden in his ear. My friend and I want to know what to write later.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Okay, so everybody's eligible. Directed by Nicholas Meyer. And the category is people who are in Cheers to the People Who Are in Films. Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan. That's correct. Wow. Next time I'm on Comedy Bang Bang,
Starting point is 00:40:04 I'm going to suggest a game I'm good at. Instead of those games you play that I'm like, meh. The director. Meh. The director just gave it away to me. Yeah, Nicholas Meyer. He did it. I guess he hasn't been so busy since then.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Kirstie Alley from Cheers, of course, played a... What's her name? Yeah, what's her name, lady? Oh, pointy ears. A Vulcan. She's a Vulcan. She's Sp name, lady? Oh, pointy ears. A Vulcan. She's a Vulcan. She's Spock. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:40:28 So, Scott, you win a chance to plug something. What do you got to plug? Oh, gosh. You know, sure, I could plug Comedy Bang Bang on IFC Thursdays at 10.30, but I would rather just plug You Talkin' U2 to me. My new podcast with Adam Scott every Wednesday. Got a very special episode coming out tonight that people are going to me. My new podcast with Adam Scott every Wednesday. Got a very special episode coming out tonight that people are going to enjoy.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Yeah? Stained Glass episode with Todd Glass where we discuss the music of Stained. Track by track. Oh, God. Where's your name tag thingy?
Starting point is 00:41:12 He didn't write it on... Well, how did you have... What happened? I gave it back to him. Oh, I... He didn't write the shit. Oh, we need him to come write one down. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Oh, no, he won. He won, he won. Yeah, yeah. The Conan name tag I'm not giving you my phone Give me that phone That doesn't have anything on the back So she's got to come down and write a shithead down for me
Starting point is 00:41:32 Do you know what I'm talking about? Nope Well it's just someone you want me to call a shithead It could be anybody from real life Could be Conan himself Yeah, I could call Conan a shithead Just anybody you want. Just write it down right here.
Starting point is 00:41:48 And there's probably a shithead on the Mad Michael thing. Am I right, Michael? The front thing. The front. Okay, so just pass that down to me, David. He's returning some texts. Oh, I get it. I get it. And then this one's got something on the back?
Starting point is 00:42:04 Yes, it does. Very good. What do you got to plug, Moshe? You got the book still out there, Catcher in the Rye. Oh, yeah. By J.D. Salinger. Pick it up.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Pick up Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. They got a lot of hot deals at your local Barnes & Noble on that book. I'll be at the Fort Lauderdale Improv this weekend and then Johnny Brenda's on June the 3rd in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. And then comics the weekend after in Connecticut. So go see me. You know your stuff. Yeah. I know my schedule.
Starting point is 00:42:32 David Wayne, your movie comes out on the 22nd? 27th of June. Please. TheyCameTogether.com. Read all the reviews. I don't know. AllTheDeadline.com reviews? Are you proud of this movie?
Starting point is 00:42:47 I'll say one thing about it. Yes, I'm proud, but the other thing is that New York City is almost like another character in it. So how many characters are in the film? Three?
Starting point is 00:43:04 Paul Rudd plays the guy. Amy Poehler is the girl. And then New York City. New York City is almost kind of like another character in the movie. So Jack McBrayer, does he play a building in it? He plays the Chrysler building. By the way, I don't want to further this Jack McBrayer thing with me, but for the longest time until we got into the way, I don't want to further this Jack McBrayer thing with me, but for the longest time until we got into the game,
Starting point is 00:43:26 I was thinking it was the character, Keith O'Sullivan's character in 24. Right. Jack McBower. He's in movies? Jack McBower, yeah. Did you see... People love him so much in the TV show,
Starting point is 00:43:40 he should go star in movies as well. Jack McBrayer in... 48 hours. Except for current. Have you ever seen 30 Rock? Yes. He's the page. Yes, he's wonderful. He's a wonderful actor.
Starting point is 00:43:56 I didn't say that during the game. We love him. We think he's wonderful. Yeah, he's great. Kevin, Risk podcast? Yes, it's at risk-show.com or, of course, on iTunes. And what else you got going on? Anything else we need to know about? The state's going to be at Festival Supreme.
Starting point is 00:44:15 That's right. In October in a parking lot in Los Angeles. Is that a company bang-bang? And me? Moshe? No. Oh, shit. Me and Jack McBray will be getting a cup of coffee
Starting point is 00:44:26 on the east side of LA. Is that everybody in the state? Or is that minus a few people? The whole group of the state will be performing a new material live at the... Love it. That's awesome. Festival Supreme.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Festival Supreme. Go online. I think tickets are on sale or about to be. Go to www.google.com. You can look it up there. Festival Supreme go online I think tickets are on sale or about to be go to www.google.com you can look it up there and that's where
Starting point is 00:44:50 you can get information on that if you go to coachella.com I'm also not performing there this year it's another place
Starting point is 00:44:56 you can't see me thank you to all my guests Moshe Kasher Scott Aukerman David Wayne Kevin Allison so is this like a person you know David Wayne, Kevin Allison.
Starting point is 00:45:07 So is this like a person you know? Wait, who wrote? I thought she wrote this. Huh? What happened? This is the weirdest thing. Somebody else answered for me. It's a trap. About what she wrote down on this piece of paper.
Starting point is 00:45:22 All right, well, whatever it is, as always, Jennifer Anderson is a shithead. Okay? Tanya Vaughn is a shithead. And... The second... The season split of Mad Men.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Fuck the season split, because it's a shithead. Now it's time shithead.

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