Doug Loves Movies - Scott Aukerman, Moshe Kasher, David Wain, and Kevin Allison Guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, sweetie babies, sticky seeds with 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey everybody!
My name is Doug and I love movies!
This is Doug Loves Movies!
That was pretty tight.
That was pretty tight.
And I have a theory that you guys are the best Los Angeles audience members of Doug Loves Movies
because it's really nice out right now.
Like, it's not too hot.
It's not cold at all. You know, it's not cold, obviously. It's just, out right now. It's not too hot. It's not cold at all.
It's not cold, obviously.
It's beautiful out,
but also just still a little too hot
maybe to have to stand out on Franklin
for an hour or so.
Hats off to Jordan and everybody else
that gets here hella early
despite how many other people might show up.
We're coming to you from the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles on Tuesday May 27 2014
Wolf of Wall Street fight Terminator 2 Judgment Day of the Dead Men walking
tall the president's men in black Fisher King Ralph a dog day afternoon delight King, Ralph, Dog Day Afternoon, Delight, Sleep Perfect, Murder
by
Death Wish 3
Amigos
Yeah
That one ends on
Amigos
Amigos
And
thank you guys for clapping at the end of it
People listening might think that that is really weird,
that you would clap after I just read that off a piece of paper.
Look at all the words Doug could say.
He could string them together good.
Since last I spoke and you listened,
we did the Super Tournament of Championships 2
with Sam Levine, Ken Jennings, and Matt Myra.
Very fun show with lots of twists
and even a broken record, I think,
in the Leonard Maltin game.
And it will plop soon for two bucks on iTunes
and it's available now at douglovesmovies.com.
So if you gotta have it now,
then you gotta go through whatever it is
you have to go through to get it off
at douglovesmovies.com.
I clicked on it once and it's like,
join up for... and I'm like, what?
So, yeah. So I don't blame
you if you don't do it.
It's time
for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies.
I tweeted.
This one's from me.
I'm so proud of it.
If the guy who played Gollum
doesn't call his autobiography
Three Ring Circus, then that's just stupid.
This has been
Tweet Relief Tweets by me.
Providence, Rhode Island.
See you Friday night at the Fett Ballroom.
Stand up with special guest
and the Leonard Maltin game at the end.
Boston.
Douglas Movies is sold out on Saturday.
Thank you.
So we added a standup show Saturday night at eight o'clock and Yonkers.
I'm interrupting Twilight part five Sunday night at the Alamo draft house.
And yes,
I know that's not the correct title.
Leave the corrections department alone.
It's summer's here.
The prize bag. Let's get into the prize bag for a loan. It's summer's here. The prize bag.
Let's get into the prize bag for a second.
Before I get the guests out here,
there's a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt,
available, of course, at douglovesshirts.com.
There's a Gateway Doug CD,
Gateway Doug 2,
Forced Fun will be,
I almost said in theaters.
It'll be on the internet on July 8th.
Four free hot dogs from Pops Hot Dogs.
Only can be used in one location.
The 11711 National Boulevard location.
So don't fuck up and go to the wrong Pops.
And what else is in here? Oh, this is neat.
This is like a little, I got some
Humboldt Hempwick
and then also
from the good folks at Humboldt Hempwick,
this is like a little bottle you can put some weed in
but then also there's some Hempwick
so you can have a non-butane
hit of the
whatever it is you put in there.
Like someone who put tobacco in there.
Let's give a big, warm welcome.
We'll get the rest of the prizes.
I left a poster backstage.
I hope somebody comes out with that poster.
Please give a big, warm welcome to Scott Ackerman,
Moshe Kasher, Kevin Allison, and David Wayne.
It's very nice of you to keep applauding as they slowly trickle out.
We got lost.
It's crazy backstage back there. Did you say slowly tinkle out? Trickle? I think I said trickle out. We got lost. It's crazy backstage back there.
Did you say slowly tinkle out?
Trickle? I think I said trickle.
Maybe I said tinkle.
The first one to speak in the first one to speak game
was Kevin Allison, everybody.
Kevin Allison is here
with his Bud Light and something for the prize bag.
There you go. It's a risk shirt.
It's a risk shirt. Do you have furry animals?
I have furry animals. It's covered in animal
hair. It's covered in
my cat's fur, and I think there's a
good deal of my own public hair. Oh, I'm allergic. Let me get
some of that. Yeah.
But it's a shirt from Risk, the podcast that you
procure,
curate, run,
host,
and it's people telling
real-life stories about real-life shit. Yeah, it's people telling real life stories
about real life shit. Yeah, it's
me telling my own perverted
stories and everyone else telling about, you know.
Yeah, we just met backstage and you're telling me
a Toshiro Mifune lookalike
or lickalike
told you to tie your
tennis shoe strings to your balls.
He did, he did. But we just met,
Kevin.
I've since moved on
to Doc Martens.
Oh, fair enough.
David Wayne is here
for the first time also.
Two first time guests.
Mini state reunion.
How long has it been
since you guys
have seen each other?
A few months.
Yes, this must be great.
Plus these other guys.
Look at those guys.
Forget about it.
Alright.
It's hard for me to forget about stuff, but I'll try.
What's going on, man? You got a movie.
I have a movie. I brought you a poster
for that.
Yeah, and I fucked up and didn't bring it out.
It's okay. Maybe the staff will bring it out. The staff brought it out right away. poster for that. Yeah, and I fucked up and didn't bring it out here with me. Maybe the staff will bring it out.
The staff brought it out right away.
Look at that.
Look at this.
Take a look at that.
Look at this business.
And guess who's in the movie?
Yeah.
The people who have been in a lot of your other movies.
You have a nice group of people that you work with all the time.
One of whom is the owner of this theater.
Yeah, that's right.
Matt Bassert.
No, Amy Poehler, Paul Rudd, Kobe Smulders.
And all these people signed this?
Yeah, for you.
Max Greenfield from...
The New Girl.
Hey, Jess.
Yeah, and...
That's what I call it.
When I see it, I go, oh, hey, Jess.
Bill Hader's on here it's a great movie
Jason Mantzoukas
what else do you want
it's a great movie
that's all I want
June 27th
that's all I want
for a movie
is greatness
what's the date
June 27th
alright
thank you
awesome
and then the
quote at the top
of the poster,
Ed Helms will star opposite Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler.
Deadline.com.
You got some good press quotes.
That's fun.
You might as well, while you're on the topic,
you might as well look at the other press quotes in there
because they're kind of worth seeing too.
Really?
Yeah.
I didn't want to spoil all of them.
Okay, the bottom ones were
David Wayne directed dot dot dot
Wayne and Showalter
wrote. That's also
from Deadline.com. Yeah.
You got all your quotes from the same source. Sort of good quotes.
And then the film shoots in July.
Deadline.com.
And they love you over
Deadline. Yeah. All of those quotes may have been from the same piece.
You know, it's just nice to get some nice notices like that.
Moshe Kastner's here, everybody.
Hi, everybody.
You brought along a copy of your book that we've given away a few times.
No, I've never brought one of those before.
They're expensive.
You've never brought one?
No, that's just born out of necessity.
I didn't have anything else to give away.
They're very expensive.
But it does say on the back,
this is a book, deadline.com.
It's called Catcher in the Rye.
And, yeah.
Sure.
People are clapping. It's not Catcher in the Rye. It's Sure. People are clapping.
It's not Catcher in the Rye.
It's a completely different book.
Oh, you think they all were just clapping
for the fact that you wrote Catcher in the Rye?
Yeah.
That was a little tepid for that book.
It would be a nice gift, though.
That happened to me once. I went into a Barnes & Noble
to get a case of the books
to go to a cell at a club that was next door
where I was on the road.
And the woman at the front was like,
yeah, I'm here to pick up a box of Cashier and the Ryan.
She's like, oh, I love that book.
And I was like, oh, I fucking wrote that book.
And she's like, no, you didn't.
But I just thought how awesome it would be
if somebody like...
He's a recluse that doesn't drop F-bombs in bookstores.
Also awesome that a person who looks like me walks in and is like,
Hi, J.D. Salinger, would you like to pick up my books, please?
Okay, this isn't Doug Lowe's books.
Scott Aukerman is here, everybody.
Hello, Doug!
Please change the subject to movie, Scott.
I am the last to talk.
I brought a book as well.
Newly in paperback,
it's J.D. Robb's thriller,
Thankless in Death.
And I also brought a
mini can of Chunk Light Tuna.
All right.
That's like,
they didn't sell both these things
in the same store, I don't think.
Oh no, I had to go to several stores.
You had to do some shopping today.
You had to go to several 99-cent stores to get that.
But, yeah, it might seem half-assed, but there's some effort there.
Thank you.
Certainly, no.
And we're currently in a season of Comedy Bang Bang.
Is it three?
Season three of Comedy Bang Bang.
You're currently in it.
We're currently airing it.
We're a few apps in.
Yes, we're currently airing it.
Fred Armisen this
week and Zach
Galifianakis next
week.
I hear you and
Fred Armisen compete
to host a late
night talk show?
Yeah, it's our
late night talk show
wars episode.
Can't wait.
Yeah.
Very excited.
This could be a
shuffleboard situation
right here.
Oh, well, all
right.
For the listener
at home, the tuna
can has been thrown across the table.
Very considerate and thoughtful.
It's like Shufflepuck Cafe.
Did you go and sit there or over here somewhere and do that every week?
Describe the physical activities that are going on?
Oh, it's like...
The guests don't care.
The guests do stuff that's physical all the time.
It's like porn for the blind, right?
Yeah.
Which brings me to this exciting moment
for the listeners. David Wayne
is a magician, you guys.
And he has
a deck of cards with him.
Here we go. Quick magic trick
for everybody. Okay, David is
reaching into his pocket to grab...
Yes, we need motion to describe it because David's going off mic.
This will only work for audio.
I'm going to do one that will work for audio somehow. Really? That's exciting. Okay, what I describe it? Because David's going off mic. This will only work for audio. I'm going to do one that will work for audio somehow.
Really?
That's exciting.
Okay, what am I doing?
Oh, he's shuffling a deck of cards.
Scott's very helpful.
The dexterity is impressive.
You almost think there's magic in those fingers.
Okay, now.
He's saying, okay, now.
Okay. He said, okay. Kevin Allison's picking okay now. Okay.
He said okay. Kevin Allison's
picking a card.
It's a good thing you're not using the risk
to make it quick. I predict the
card is the two of
spades.
It's the two of spades!
Wait, that was, you just made it quick
for us? To the listener at
home, David never brought cards out at all.
I thought I'd cut to the chase.
What was the long version?
Yeah.
The two of spades.
Three nuns go into a bar.
There's a whole patter with it.
Oh, what's happening now?
That was Matrix-y.
He's doing the long version.
That was super slow-mo.
Well, that was an awesome trick.
I especially like the part
where you pull out your valet ticket.
Just throw that down.
I liked where you said okay three times in a row.
That's called a Jewish card trick
where you pull out your valet ticket
and hope somebody picks it up.
It's a certain status symbol.
I did not look for parking on my own.
it up.
It's a certain status symbol. I did not look for parking on my own.
Have you guys been to the movies lately?
Yes.
What'd you see, Moshe? I saw
X-Men, the new one.
Oh, that's what it's called? X-Men
colon the new one.
That's what every sequel
should be called, just colon the new one.
The latest. And then the third one would be the new new one.
The newest. No, it's called, I think,
actually, X-Men colon I diddled
the extras. I'm not positive.
Oh, how dare you. I'm sorry.
Why would you diddle the extras, Moshe?
They did not like that. Why would you confess to it here?
I expected a thunderous
applause.
Diddle is such a cutesy word for
an act of child molestation.
And it's alleged.
It's alleged.
It was amazing. Knock on this thing.
All I can say is it was great.
Oh, you loved it. I loved it.
You started with the director
saying that and then went into
but you loved it. Even if he did it,
it was worth it. It was that good of a film.
That's all you can say?
Are you under a gag order
or something?
Yeah.
That's what Cate Blanchett
meant to say
in her acceptance speech.
I'm under a gag order.
Even if he did everything
they're saying about it,
it was worth it.
I loved it.
I saw it with my girlfriend
and she described it as
it was like staring
at a blank wall
for two hours.
Hashtag yes all women.
The takeaway.
The takeaway is he's got a girlfriend.
Weird way to tell us you're not gay.
Oh, yeah, and then after the movie,
after the movie,
I took her back to my hotel room
and totally banged it out.
Okay, sure, all right.
I mean, it was just so much sex.
I was like, you're such a chick
and I'm totally fucking your chick.
Then you're okay, dude.
Right on, guys.
You can be part of this crew.
Scott Aukerman, have you seen any movies lately?
Oh, no.
Perfect. David Wayne, what have you seen lately?
Yesterday, I saw The Winter Soldier, and I loved it.
That's interesting, because I saw A Winter's Tale on stage.
That's the difference between the two of us.
Well, it's because maybe I'm not a stuck-up intellectual snob.
And I'm a man among men, and I like
what the people like.
Like banging chicks, bro.
Oh, yeah.
I chose to spend my weekend
reflecting upon our soldiers
and their service.
If you saw
the Winter Soldier, you'd know that there's...
Yeah, he was a soldier.
That's a good point.
One with really bad
PTSD.
Very bad.
We don't want that to happen.
And Bobby Redford's terrific.
Bobby Redford, yes.
Well, he was a good friend.
Was?
Are you delivering the news this way?
Yep, the news is we're not friends anymore.
Because he's dead.
He got lost in sea.
Kevin,
have you been to the movies?
No, but I watched
about 20 minutes
of Gladiator
and then fell asleep
and watched
20 minutes of Moho
and Drive
and then fell asleep and watched 20 minutes of Moho and Drive and then fell asleep
and then watched 58
seconds of
Tokyo Story
because it's got Asian guys in it.
But I
fell asleep and then I was like,
wow, that's the quickest I've ever
fallen asleep watching
a movie. And I went back. I was like, what's the
last thing I remember? It was only 58
seconds in. So I think
Tokyo Story wins.
You remember the exact second you
fell asleep? No, I had to go back and check.
I was like, what's the last thing I remember
seeing before drifting off?
Because that was a quickie. Yeah, you gotta check
those things. It's important.
He remembered seeing the title of the movie.
Probably about 58 seconds in when that happens.
In Raising Arizona,
it takes 12 minutes.
He got as far as Tokyo ST.
He thought the movie was Tokyo Street.
That is a good one.
Thank you, David.
David, thank you.
Alright, you guys. Here's the part of the show
where I say, let the games begin.
Gentlemen.
The audience has name tags, some of them.
They were standing out in the hot sun with them,
so thanks for that.
And everybody on the panel gets to pick one
that you want to play for and just go grab it from them.
Just go take the name tag from them and bring it back to your seat.
Remember not to say the shithead on the back.
And while they do that, we'll do this.
We'll be right back.
We're back.
Hey, guys.
Who did you pick for your...
Kevin, who are you playing for?
What's that crazy collage of men?
I can see why you picked it.
It is.
It's a crazy collage of men.
Who's your favorite man on there?
Just pick one, because we don't have time for all of them.
I guess this guy.
Zachary Kinto?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why not?
Is that how it's pronounced, Scott?
What? Zachary Kinto? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why not? Is that how it's pronounced, Scott? What? Zachary
Kinto? Wait, who is that?
Why are you asking me this? Who's the guy up top?
Because then I'll say, gotcha, when you know how it's pronounced.
Oh, they're all Zachs. Stupid joke.
So that's Zach, um...
They're all Zachs. You're playing for Zach.
Thank you, Kevin.
That's Zachary Tyler.
I've got to make a vine of this.
David, who are you playing for?
Well, I got a Mad Men DVD,
but they changed it with a little tape
that said Mad Michael.
Okay, very clever wordplay.
Not Mad Men, but Mad Michael.
That's a great pun.
It's like the only thing he had in the house.
I just picked it up because
network TV is so bunk, so I'm only into
cable.
I gotta get a good shot of this.
Who are you playing for, Motion?
Can I say your full name?
Mitali Modi.
Thank you very much. Mitali Modi? Mitali Modi thank you very much
Mitali Modi
Mitali Modi I'm playing for her
and she is I don't know
I don't know what she does
she's a TV person
right but we said Zach
I'm playing I'm assuming
I'm playing for Johnny
John Jesus sorry
You gave me a thing that says Johnny on it
Fucking cocksucker
No disrespect
Maybe Johnny
Can't read
No disrespect Johnny
That's what I'm going to call you for the rest of the show
It's John
It's John
Scotty what were you saying That's what I'm going to call you for the rest of this show. It's John. It's John.
Scotty, Scotty, Scotty, what were you saying?
I'm really into comedy, so I picked this thing,
which is a record featuring ex-Saturday Night Live cast members Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Downey Jr.
Johnny B. Goode, the original soundtrack album.
Includes Johnny B. Goode performed by Judas Priest.
I think those guys would have been great on SNL if they'd let him stay
on for like 20 or 30 seasons. I agree.
Judas Priest. They would have gotten the hang of it.
Yeah, they would have gotten the hang of it, but at first
it was rough.
Things have turned out okay
for one of them.
They're both doing alright.
Alright, so Johnny,
what was her name again?
Motion. Matali Modi. Did he was her name again? Motion.
Matali Modi.
Did you get it right again?
Sort of.
Sort of. Wait, I said it the same fucking way.
Fuck you, cocksucker.
Does it work twice?
It's good.
Oh, thanks.
I borrow from the greats.
Oh, my God.
I'm getting faint.
To determine...
Why don't you take off your incredibly thick leather jacket
on the hottest day of the year?
I don't know if it's incredibly thick or the hottest day of the year.
But go ahead and ballpark it.
To determine who goes first in the Lettermon game,
we're going to do some lines with Mark.
Mark Wahlberg couldn't be here tonight,
but he pre-recorded a line from a movie,
and the first to guess that movie,
the title of the movie,
is going to be the winner.
Mark, are you there?
How are you guys doing?
Want to do some lines?
Yes, sir.
So he's going to say a line from a movie.
He'll probably repeat it a few times
if nobody jumps in,
but just yell it out as soon as you know it.
Andy,
have you seen my swimming buddy?
Because if I can't find him...
Wet Hot American Summer. That's correct.
David Wayne, director
of Wet Hot American Summer.
No, this is a fix. Recognize a line
from Wet Hot American Summer. Why didn't he
do any lines from Casher and the Rye?
It's not Doug Loves Books.
Or Jack Be Good, his movie.
Jack.
Oh, Jackie.
So, David, yeah, you nailed it.
I remember that,
even though it was a long time ago.
Right.
No, that's good,
because you had to watch that scene
over and over and over again.
Yeah, because, like, sound amazing.
Hey, dude, what's up
with the Wet Hot American Summer TV show?
I know.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Talk about it. No, I know, I show? I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk about it.
No, I know, I know, I know.
Yeah, talk about it.
Can't talk about it?
Can't talk about it.
Oh, shit.
I can talk about it.
Me and Mitali Modi are working on a project.
Was the news story factually inaccurate?
Do you have a part for Mad Michael?
Yeah.
Everybody in Mad Men is getting cast in it.
Unfortunately, none of your friends are getting cast in it, David.
It's just me and the cast of Mad Men.
Oh, no.
Our friend Nick Schwartzen threw out a really nice tweet about Wet Hot American Summer Out of Nowhere today.
I thought it was a fun coincidence.
That's a nice guy.
Yeah, super nice guy.
But I was sitting there knowing that I was going to play that line
from the movie for you and see if you got it
before these guys did.
I'm glad I did. My evil plan worked out.
So you get to go first in the Leonard Maltin game.
Do you think you have an idea how that works?
Yeah.
Kevin, how are you on this? Are you shaky?
I think I'm shaky. Alright, so we'll
start with David and then we'll go to Moshe and Scott and then to you, Kevin. So you shaky? I think I'm shaky. All right, so we'll start with David,
and then we'll go to Moshe and Scott,
and then to you, Kevin.
So I'll give you a little extra time
to get your sea legs.
And you get to pick a category, David.
I spent some time in Sea Org, so I'll be fine.
That had a really weird hit ratio.
I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it.
People really liked it, yeah.
At Kyle E. El Guapo,
Kyle El Guapo suggested...
I'll be following him from now on.
He suggested, okay,
you're going to make some friends tonight,
romancing the bone.
And that's movies where Michael Douglas has sex.
Okay.
It's a movie where you see an. Okay. Mm-hmm. Like in the movie?
It's a movie where you see an old man have sex with a younger woman.
At N. Eddie Nunn suggested post no bills,
and that's Bill Murray movies,
sequels to Bill Murray movies where he's not in them.
Mm-hmm.
So post no bills.
And then at air AI Richard comedy
suggested
Joe Black
versus the volcano
and that's a movie
where Brad Pitt
smokes weed
Joe Black
versus the volcano
another one that just
hit with a few people
yeah those are your
three options
I'll do Mike with the sex
okay it with a few people. Yeah, those are your three options. I'll do Mike with the sex.
Okay.
I had to really process Mike.
The year is 1994. Leonard gives this
movie three stars. He says
it's entertaining.
He says his only complaint
hasn't Douglas played this same
kind of role a bit too often?
Yeah, Leonard goes really up when he says things like that.
And he names a whopping, we got ten names.
How many names, reading from the bottom up of the list of actors on here,
do you think you would need to determine the name of this movie?
I actually know the movie, but I can't think of the name of it.
Oh, boy.
That's a pickle.
Fuck it.
God damn it.
All right, well, I guess...
You might want to just bid a bunch of names, just to move it down the line.
Yeah, okay.
Or, you know, take a chance.
Maybe when you hear the names, it'll jog the name of the movie.
All right, give me four.
Oh, he only wants four.
Give me four.
That's from the bottom.
I got it.
Okay.
I am prepared.
No, no, I appreciate it.
I can tell you,
I know two movies
that he screwed in
and I figured
that was enough.
All right.
Moshe, what do you think?
Name that movie.
All right,
so you get four names,
David Wayne,
and they are Rosemary Forsythe,
Nicholas Sadler,
Alan Rich, and Dennis Miller
is in this movie.
That could be a tipper.
That could give it away.
Also a former Sea Org guy.
94.
Michael Douglas. It's entertaining.
Only complaint.
Hasn't he done this before?
Why is he still doing this? I know this isn't it,
but I'll say
disclosure. That's correct.
Whoa!
Wow!
Oh, no!
I'll give you an extra
Sam Levine
pretending you don't know it point.
That was great. That was great.
That was awesome.
Okay.
Good job.
You're on the board.
You have one point.
First person to two is our winner.
Whoa.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
We'll start with Scott and then come back at Moshe.
Scott picks a category.
Celebrating a birthday today.
I think you're friends with this dude, Jack McBrayer.
Yeah.
Nice funny dude. It's his birthday today, so the films of Jack McBrayer
I counted them up and there's four
So this is
going to be one of those
Hannah Wakes the Bears
That's a movie where a bear attacks a human
And at
goneawall21
A-W-A-L
Suggested Bateman, suggested Bateman Rises.
Bateman Rises.
And that's the early films of Jason Bateman.
Ooh.
Yeah, talking first few films of Jason Bateman.
First few.
Mm-hmm.
How many is few?
Wow.
It's about, few is 50, right?
Do you mind if I check my voicemail?
First.
No, but I'd like you to stop by IMDB while you're on there.
Okay, sure.
Gosh, I guess I would have to say...
Oh, my gosh.
I'm going to have to go with Jack McBrayer.
You've got to pick one.
Okay, Jack.
All right, David.
You hemmed and hawed, as I recall.
Okay, okay, okay.
Would you like one from 2008?
Or 2010?
Give me that 2008.
Okay, keep in mind it might be 2006.
Okay.
I'm just kidding, it's 2008.
Three stars.
It's a fucking eight, I swear uh three stars for this movie um
uh he says about this movie that uh it's a great star vehicle but there's plenty of room for other
cast members to shine yeah he says that about this movie. It's a nice compliment. Yeah. He also says that one of the characters in this movie is self-pitying.
Yeah, and he lists 12 names.
How many names can you get in Scott Ackerman?
Well, I'll go negative one.
Okay.
The hell is that?
This is some shit.
Moshe understands what it means.
It means that now Scott has to name the movie
and the top-billed person in the movie.
And if Moshe wants to bid deeper,
if he goes negative two, then he'd have to name the top.
Is it Moshe or is it Kevin?
It goes to Moshe.
Oh.
He's the last to challenge.
Can it go to Kevin?
It comes back at you and you challenge.
Oh, wow.
I don't know who Jack McBrayer is.
What's the right move here?
That's like, to say that at UCB,
a lightning bolt should fly in
and kill your face. Is this going to fuck
my career up in some way? No, no, no.
He's probably the last person
that would fuck up anybody's career.
No matter what you said about him.
I mean, I guess...
But that's okay.
There's still other clues.
All right, you basically have to hope that Scott gets it wrong.
All right.
But you've done that in the past.
It didn't work with David, but hopefully it'll work.
My only strategy will work with Scott.
But he'll only have one point
and we'll still be going.
Name that movie.
Is it Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
Who would be the lead person
in the movie you think it is?
Jason Segel.
Both of those are correct.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Scott Aukerman has a point.
Can I just mention as a point of order Jack McBrayer is also in the upcoming movie
They Came Together
Ah nice
So there should be extra points
Alright that gives you two points
And you're our winner
Yeah I could change the rules.
He's kidding. For those at home, he's kidding.
Yeah, totally joking around.
We got plenty of time to fight this out.
Does it make sense to you yet?
A little.
All right, we'll start with David and then we'll go to motion.
We'll give you a little bit more time.
He's going to win just from
never playing.
He's still trying to figure out what everybody's name on this is.
Actually, Scott, he's not going to win or come in last.
Or maybe he might come in last, but we'll see.
We'll see if Moshe picks up a point.
But David, pick a category between East Side Llama.
On Twitter,
suggested Chevy Chase, and that's movies with a chase scene with a Chevrolet.
It's an actual Chevy chasing in a movie.
Did he give you suggestions, or did you have to track this?
What?
Did you have to watch all movies and determine if there was a Chevrolet in them?
Sometimes I ask back, like, which movies are you talking about,
and sometimes they lead me a little astray.
Man, if it was a Chrysler, I'd be in, but this is going to be tough.
Chevy, yeah, it's a Chevy.
I try to confirm it with my mind.
Like, oh, that seemed like a Chevy.
And that's why I thought that the chase scene in The French Connection
took place in Chicago and not Brooklyn.
Because I just thought, yeah, that was in Chicago.
Scott Baio Wolf.
That's movies with Scott Baio. Werewolves are both.
And Winds and Scrabble.
And that's movies that begin with the letter Q.
I'll go
with letters beginning with Q
for 200.
Okay, there's one point or no points.
But you get
three options.
Would you like a movie
that begins with
the letter Q
from 1981,
1990,
or
2006?
I don't know
what the letter Q is.
I guess I'll go
with 1981.
Okay.
That was a time
when I was more paying attention. Oh, I like that. Can I guess the Okay. That was a time when I was more paying attention.
Oh, I like that strategy.
Can I guess the 91?
That's a good strategy.
Hang on, let me look.
Okay, go.
Quick change?
No.
Fine.
What am I doing?
1981, three and a half stars.
This movie is
French Canadian
yeah
it was filmed partially
in Scotland
and Iceland
good
and
it's
funny
tense
and touching
funny
tense
and touching
yeah and Leonard lists four names a mere four names Funny, tense, and touching. Funny, tense, and touching.
Yeah.
And Leonard lists four names.
A mere four names.
Oh, it's Why Not Visit Rechevec.
What?
Don't count this,
but it's not Quaker Oats, right?
No.
Okay.
You can limit it
to a few more Q words if you want, but you can only let that go on
for so long.
What do you think it's called?
Oh, wait.
I know the 91.
Oh, I don't know.
I can't even get any of the names.
No, no.
We have to bid now, actually.
Yeah.
Okay.
There's four names.
Was that Quiz Show?
Hang on a second.
But there wasn't a 91 one 91
oh the 91
the movie that came out in 90
the 91
the 91 is not quiz show
that must have been so confusing
back then
I will
four names you want all four names I'm gonna need the four names I will Four names
You want all four names?
I'm gonna need the four names
Okay he's taking four names Moshe
Oh it's on me again?
Yeah
I'll do it in three names
Alright
No you won't
Scott
Moshe
Name
That
Movie
Alright Moshe
Moshe
Sit down
You have a chance
You have a chance
Alright
You have a chance
It begins with
1981
It begins with Q
Okay
Three and a half stars from Leonard.
And it's definitely not
Why Not Visit Reykjavik, right?
It's definitely not.
Stop even thinking of that.
Put your brain somewhere else.
It's filmed partially in Scotland and Iceland.
And your three out of four names are
Namir El-Kadi.
Ha ha ha.
I know, because that's three names. What do you think it is? Your next name is Ron Perlman. And your third name, which will give it away to a lot of people,
lot of people is Ray Don Chong.
Not to me.
David Wayne does not know
what movie from 1981
has a second
It's the
Qualler Purple?
Let's just agree that it is. She was in that.
I wish we could agree that it was.
You got no idea?
Is it with...
I can't ask you any further questions.
I'd rather you didn't.
Okay.
The floor is closed for questions.
Question is a Q word.
Good call, Scott.
Question is a Q word.
No, I got nothing. Should I just guess a word?
Yes. Love that.
Quicksilver. Oh, so close.
What was it? This also begins
with Q.
Quacky Malloy.
Do you know it, David?
Quacky Malloy? No, it's not
Quacky Malloy. That was
just the working title of
Howard the Duck. They changed
it. Quest for Fire.
Quest for Fire.
Yeah, Ray Don Chong. Her big debut
is a naked cave
woman. She's terrific. Yeah, so good.
She's great in that. People are laughing. She's great with clothes. She's terrific. Yeah, so good. She's great in that.
People are laughing.
She's great with clothes. She's great without.
I'll take her either way.
I win the game.
Scott wins, everybody.
I got this game show shit down.
Really good at it.
John wins the game, I mean.
Yeah, John, come get your prizes, man.
Congratulations.
As a winner, we're saying your name correctly.
Wait, he already won?
You get this awesome poster?
God damn it.
Hey, dude, can you tweet about that poster
and all the great names that are on it,
and then I'll retweet it, and we'll all retweet it?
Can you do that? Thanks, John.
Thanks, John. What's your Twitter handle, John?
John Bear.
B-A-R-R.
John Bear, B-A-R-R.
No, B-A-R-R.
B-A-R-R.
A-B.
Is the B before the A?
B-A.
John B-E-A-R-R-R.
John B-E-A-R-R-R John B-E-A-R-T-H-U-R I got it.
I want this to go on for a while.
Why don't you give some just to Kevin?
He never got to play.
Give him what?
Give him some clues.
He never even got to play.
Let's see how he does.
Let's see how he does.
Just give him all the names.
Let's see how I do.
Let's have him pick a category, and then we'll go to Dave.
Just give him all the names.
Yeah.
See what happens.
I'll tell you what'll happen, Scott.
People will inundate me with, that's a better game.
Just list all the names.
Just fucking get to it.
But let's do it.
At Rusty Ma,
M-A-H suggested,
and they're always glad you came,
and that's movies with actors from Cheers.
All right, Kevin.
All right, Kevin.
All right.
So I'll just start reading from the top
except for the name,
and first person who knows it yells it out. Oh, okay. That's not really giving
Kevin a chance to play.
I mean, it is giving him a chance to play.
He's got a chance. He's got more of a
chance than he had before, but I
doubt that he's going to be the first one to jump
in. You never know. So maybe...
Do you give us a year or no? Yeah, I could give you a year.
Okay. We're trying to figure this out.
It's a weird game, Scott.
Because I think if I just give you a year. We're trying to figure this out. It's a weird game, Scott. Because I think if I just give you the stars and the year
and then start reading, someone's
going to know it right away.
SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI.
OK, so no, no.
SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI.
But exact title only answers.
SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI.
OK, no year or no?
Yes.
SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI.
Yeah, I'll give you the year.
I'll even give you the country and how long it is.
SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI.
To Jillian on her 37th birthday.
SCOTT WOLTERSKIYI.
I'll give you everything.
David Wayne is out.
Fuck.
Okay, so if we guess wrong, we're out.
Yeah, you are.
That wasn't a guess.
I was talking to a friend of mine.
He was talking to your friend Jillian?
He took a call on his earpiece that he has hidden in his ear.
My friend and I want to know what to write later.
Okay, so everybody's eligible.
Directed by Nicholas Meyer.
And the category is people who are in
Cheers to the People Who Are in Films.
Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan.
That's correct.
Wow.
Next time I'm on Comedy Bang Bang,
I'm going to suggest a game I'm good at.
Instead of those games you play that I'm like, meh.
The director.
Meh.
The director just gave it away to me.
Yeah, Nicholas Meyer.
He did it.
I guess he hasn't been so busy since then.
Kirstie Alley from Cheers, of course, played a...
What's her name?
Yeah, what's her name, lady?
Oh, pointy ears.
A Vulcan.
She's a Vulcan. She's Sp name, lady? Oh, pointy ears. A Vulcan. She's a Vulcan.
She's Spock.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
So, Scott, you win a chance to plug something.
What do you got to plug?
Oh, gosh.
You know, sure, I could plug Comedy Bang Bang on IFC Thursdays at 10.30,
but I would rather just plug You Talkin' U2 to me.
My new podcast with Adam Scott every Wednesday. Got a very special episode coming out tonight that people are going to me. My new podcast with Adam Scott every Wednesday.
Got a very special episode coming out tonight
that people are going to enjoy.
Yeah?
Stained Glass
episode
with Todd Glass where we discuss
the music of Stained.
Track by track.
Oh, God.
Where's your name tag thingy?
He didn't write it on...
Well, how did you have...
What happened?
I gave it back to him.
Oh, I...
He didn't write the shit.
Oh, we need him to come write one down.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, he won.
He won, he won.
Yeah, yeah.
The Conan name tag
I'm not giving you my phone
Give me that phone
That doesn't have anything on the back
So she's got to come down and write a shithead down for me
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Nope
Well it's just someone you want me to call a shithead
It could be anybody from real life
Could be Conan himself
Yeah, I could call Conan a shithead
Just anybody you want.
Just write it down right here.
And there's probably a shithead on the
Mad Michael thing. Am I right, Michael?
The front thing.
The front. Okay, so just pass that down
to me, David. He's returning some
texts.
Oh, I get it. I get it.
And then this one's got something on the back?
Yes, it does.
Very good.
What do you got to plug, Moshe?
You got the book still out there,
Catcher in the Rye.
Oh, yeah.
By J.D. Salinger.
Pick it up.
Pick up Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger.
They got a lot of hot deals at your local Barnes & Noble on that book.
I'll be at the Fort Lauderdale Improv this weekend
and then Johnny Brenda's on June the 3rd
in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
And then comics the weekend after in Connecticut. So go see me.
You know your stuff.
Yeah. I know my schedule.
David Wayne, your movie comes out
on the 22nd?
27th of June.
Please.
TheyCameTogether.com. Read all the reviews.
I don't know.
AllTheDeadline.com reviews?
Are you proud of this movie?
I'll say one thing about it.
Yes, I'm proud,
but the other thing is that
New York City is almost like
another character in it.
So how many characters
are in the film?
Three?
Paul Rudd plays the guy.
Amy Poehler is the girl.
And then New York City.
New York City is almost kind of like another character in the movie.
So Jack McBrayer, does he play a building in it?
He plays the Chrysler building.
By the way, I don't want to further this Jack McBrayer thing with me,
but for the longest time until we got into the way, I don't want to further this Jack McBrayer thing with me, but for the longest time until we got into the game,
I was thinking it was the character,
Keith O'Sullivan's character in 24.
Right.
Jack McBower.
He's in movies?
Jack McBower, yeah.
Did you see...
People love him so much in the TV show,
he should go star in movies as well.
Jack McBrayer in...
48 hours.
Except for current.
Have you ever seen 30 Rock?
Yes. He's the page.
Yes, he's wonderful.
He's a wonderful actor.
I didn't say that during the game.
We love him. We think he's wonderful.
Yeah, he's great.
Kevin, Risk podcast?
Yes, it's at risk-show.com or, of course, on iTunes.
And what else you got going on?
Anything else we need to know about?
The state's going to be at Festival Supreme.
That's right.
In October in a parking lot in Los Angeles.
Is that a company bang-bang?
And me?
Moshe?
No.
Oh, shit.
Me and Jack McBray will be getting a cup of coffee
on the east side of LA.
Is that everybody in the state?
Or is that minus a few people?
The whole group of the state will be performing
a new material live at the...
Love it.
That's awesome.
Festival Supreme.
Festival Supreme.
Go online.
I think tickets are on sale or about to be.
Go to www.google.com. You can look it up there. Festival Supreme go online I think tickets are on sale or about to be
go to
www.google.com
you can look it up there
and that's where
you can get
information on that
if you go to
coachella.com
I'm also not
performing there
this year
it's another place
you can't see me
thank you to all
my guests
Moshe Kasher
Scott Aukerman
David Wayne
Kevin Allison
so is this like a person you know David Wayne, Kevin Allison.
So is this like a person you know?
Wait, who wrote?
I thought she wrote this.
Huh?
What happened?
This is the weirdest thing.
Somebody else answered for me. It's a trap.
About what she wrote down on this piece of paper.
All right, well, whatever it is,
as always,
Jennifer Anderson is a shithead.
Okay?
Tanya Vaughn is a shithead.
And...
The second...
The season split of Mad Men.
Fuck the season split,
because it's a shithead.
Now it's time shithead.