Doug Loves Movies - Sean Jordan, Kirsten “Coop” Kuppenbender and Shane Torres guest

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

Live from the Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Doug welcomes Sean Jordan, Kirsten “Coop” Kuppenbender and Shane Torres to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on S...titcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:51 to donate that's 370s 707070 and i would like to personally thank comedy gives back for looking out for comedians enjoy the show gives back for looking out for comedians. Enjoy the show! Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby stinky seeds. With 50 ads and popcorn journals in his teeth, there's still not one that he won't see. Hey, hey, hey everybody My name is Doug And I love movies This is I Loves Movies I hope that guy's alright Movies!
Starting point is 00:01:54 Coming to you once again, finally From Helium Comedy Club, it's a gas in Portland, Oregon Oh boy, I'm so excited Morgan! Oh, boy, I'm so excited. This is going to be so much fun. Thank you, everybody, for being here. Like I said, it's good to be back. It's Saturday, December 4th, 2021.
Starting point is 00:02:25 And here's some words I'm sure you're dying to hear. Doug plugs! Yeah, there's nothing an audience likes more than listening to artists talk about the next place they're going to go. One week from today, I will be participating in a show called Down in Front with my friend
Starting point is 00:02:44 Matt Fernandez at the Straz Center in Tampa, Florida. What we're going to do is we're going to make jokes during a screening of the classic Roadhouse. A polar bear fell on me. For deets about that show and everything else I've got coming up. More Doug Loves Movies lives are coming up this month and into 2022. For all the deets, go to DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:03:17 Come on! Call it! Shh! Ted Danson? It almost felt like the Ted Danson was not gonna come everyone spaced that out so nicely very very dramatic reading i really uh i really enjoyed that uh i brought a prize bag of stuff and uh you know how it is i had to fly here so uh you know i didn't bring huge stuff or insanely valuable stuff but still it's pretty cool a hat from a company called 22 red it's a nice hat right it's got a little 22 it's subtle i stole this from the hotel room
Starting point is 00:04:08 too it's subtle i stole this from the hotel room it's called portlandness a cultural atlas yeah so whoever wins this will probably never pick it up and then a poster for a comedy festival i just did and a uh a little plastic thingy that to this, it's a waterproof phone case. So if you want to take your phone underwater, you can do it with this. And I say, good luck. Doesn't seem like the smartest thing to do. A rubber peacemaker pipe that's only been used once. You might want to wipe it down or something. And then some stickers and a Doug Benson pin.
Starting point is 00:04:46 But here's the most exciting thing. I got to meet Cesar Millan, the dog whisperer guy. And he has a book. And this copy of the book is signed by, yeah. It doesn't say Dear Doug on it either. It's just generic enough that you could do with it whatever you want. Cesar Millan's Lessons from the Pack, Stories of the Dogs Who Changed My Life. I hear one of his dogs was his divorce attorney.
Starting point is 00:05:18 I don't know how these dogs changed his life, other than for the better. I think you probably noticed Muggsy earlier. That's not my dog, but I enjoy that dog very much. We have a backstage dog, and I think I'm going to start asking for that when I travel. You know what I mean? Because I don't have my own dog, but it'd be kind of neat to have just a dog waiting for me to hang out with in the green room backstage and just bring me comfort. So that's all the stuff that's going in the prize bag. Would you like to meet our guests today? Please welcome two new, two old bees and one newbie. Almost fucked that up.
Starting point is 00:06:09 I also somehow misplaced my reading glasses, so this is going to be interesting. And by misplaced them, I mean like 10 seconds before I came out on stage, I did something with them. Maybe they fell in the toilet. Please welcome Sean Jordan Jordan Kirsten Coop and Bender and Shane Torres Wow and everybody sat exactly where I thought they would in my mind's eye. And we're going to beat them alphabetically and individually, starting with the man on the opposite end,
Starting point is 00:06:56 my longtime friend and a longtime friend of the show. It's Sean Jordan! What up Hi Hey Doug I was trying to wave at you But Shane's in the way Get the fuck out of the way Shane
Starting point is 00:07:11 Alright Hey buddy Hey I trust that you're over there I'm not too worried about it How's it going buddy It's going great I'm in a really good mood
Starting point is 00:07:21 I love a rainy day I want to talk about movies It's all just This is just the best. All of it. A few hours away from your screaming child. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:30 This is the big, it's like they could see it in my eyes. I asked for a double Jameson and boy, if they didn't give me like a quadruple. And it's going down. It's going to go right down into the good times tank. So maybe we should do the show in the opposite order. Maybe we should play the games first and then just chit-chat at the end when you're super drunk. Instead of expecting you to be able to come up with movies that some actresses... I'll handle myself.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Okay, well, please don't, but yeah, I get what you mean. I get what you're driving at. And thanks for driving here to the show today. Also joining us is a first-time guest whose name I was really worried I would mispronounce, but I think I nailed it. Mm-mm. I missed it? You got my last name right, which is the most important part.
Starting point is 00:08:20 I said Kirsten Kupenbender. Now you're saying, you said Kirsten. Oh, Kirsten. People do that? Yeah, you said Kirsten. Oh, Kirsten. People do that? Yeah, you did it. Let's hear it for Kirsten Koopabender. Koopabender. I'm never going to get this right.
Starting point is 00:08:41 So henceforth, she's known as Koop. Koop, yeah. and it works out great how you doing today i'm good other than having your name mangled we even discussed it backstage i'm the worst it's it's a lot of pressure it's it's great to for you to be here i'm happy that you're here and uh how do you feel about uh you know going up against these fellas in movie trivia? I feel like I'm going to crush it. Really? Yeah. Oh, I'm very excited for that.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Yeah, I do. A little cocky rookie here. Coop. It's Coop. No, it's good. Sorry, cocky coffin lender. I'm going to destroy these guys. Sean's already wasted.
Starting point is 00:09:23 Shane's got things on his mind. I will be. Not yet. I'm going to destroy these guys. Sean's already wasted. Shane's got things on his mind. I will be. Not yet. I'm excited. And as you said, I'm glad to be here. I think, yeah, just look out is what I'm going to say. Okay. I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Challenge accepted. I mean, I don't have to accept it. But also joining us, has been on the show a have to accept it, but also joining us has been on the show a few times in town doing a show later tonight somewhere that we probably shouldn't mention. Probably not. It's sold out, so I don't know. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:09:56 He's doing it at a Trump rally. We should... I finally found my base. It's pretty much the same. I just got on a few Reddit threads, and here I am. Yeah, it's not the steel, whatever. If you're disappointed you can't see Shane tonight, just come back here and see Dan Soder.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Yeah, or count your blessings that you're seeing me now. Yeah, I said it. You're lucky to have me. You just called Coop cocky, and then you came out with that statement. I'm insecure. I'm overcompensating. Yeah. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 00:10:34 You cocky-blocked me. Well, you know, that's the thing, is I get people together now and quiz them about movies that just came out in the past two years. Only theatrical releases, so good luck. This will be great. Sean, you were telling me you've only been to the movies once so far since the initial
Starting point is 00:10:54 lockdown. The one movie that you had to see in the last two years was Mortal Kombat, so we rented a theater and watched that. But other than that, I haven't actually been to the cinema in a gentleman's two years. Because I have a daughter now. Oh. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Trying to be safe. But they're coming back, you know. The theaters are coming back and people aren't coming back. So you can go and have that private screening without having to rent out the whole theater. Right. It's surprisingly affordable. Oh, they're renting it out? Yeah. It was. I doubt that that rate is going to remain.
Starting point is 00:11:26 That's probably true. Now that all the big releases are starting to come out. Yeah, car rentals are expensive again and all that. If I want to go to the theaters, I'm going to have to get vaccinated, and I don't think so. I don't want an arm growing out of my forehead. You're kidding. It's been fun seeing you, Sean, but I'd like security to escort you from the building. Don't worry. You can still come to my show.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Shaniacs know the truth. Open your mind's eye, dude. Get your ivermectin, here we go. I'm slapping my knee. Jesus. Now that we've met everybody, it's time for the part of the show, the pregame part of the show,
Starting point is 00:12:13 where I ask everybody to recommend a movie. And in this particular case, I would like it to be, if possible, recommend any movie you want. But if it's like a holiday movie, it's certainly the time of year for that. So wouldn't be bad to go that route if you have a good holiday movie.
Starting point is 00:12:36 But anything goes. Sean Jordan, recommend one movie, please. It's not a holiday movie. I'm going to recommend North Hollywood. please? It's not a holiday movie. I'm going to recommend North Hollywood. It's a new movie about skateboarding that actually got it right, which
Starting point is 00:12:49 we've been trying for years and years as skateboarders, as a community, to get one that fucking did it. Shut up! Probably get a director to make a movie not a skateboarder. Just my two cents. You know, a bandana
Starting point is 00:13:05 doesn't count as a mask. North Hollywood is really... That's what I want to know. Oh, no, this is to cover my face when I storm another building. Jesus Christ. North Hollywood is the film I recommended. Left my cell phone at home January 6th.
Starting point is 00:13:21 That's why I'm still out. North Hollywood is a movie about skateboarding. It's why I'm still out. North Hollywood. There's a movie about skateboarding. It's got Vince Vaughn in it. It's very good. Very fun. If you like skateboarding, if you've ever skated. Vince Vaughn is probably one of the top gigantic skateboarders out there. Let's make him a little taller.
Starting point is 00:13:40 A little taller, a little broader. Put him on a little tiny thing. Let's put that guy who looks sleepy all the time on something with wheels. Giant sleepy man just rolled by. What does Vince Vaughn play in it? The dad. Yeah, that makes sense. What about, did you see mid-90s?
Starting point is 00:14:02 Yeah, it's, I mean, call me crazy, it's a little better than mid-90s. Okay, but you like mid-90s too? Yeah, it was... It was less about skateboarding and more about the characters. And it tried just a little bit too hard. Like, it shoehorned a couple extra words that didn't need to be in there. Like, I understand that's just how it was happening, but it just was a little bit too much of that for me.
Starting point is 00:14:25 And this is more skating. Well, I know I don't understand what that critique meant. As someone who... Too many words were spoken. Just two. It was only a couple, but too many. And as a comedian who's infamous
Starting point is 00:14:44 for inserting extra slang into his act, and you're like,, but too many. And as a comedian who's infamous for inserting extra slang into his act, and you're like, there are too many words in this. Too many problematic words. How about that? I left the word problematic out. It tried to paint the picture a little too aggressively of what skateboarding was like in the 90s. Kind of got it right.
Starting point is 00:14:58 But I think North Hollywood. Oh, in the 90s, you're saying that too many problematic words. Yeah, I think North Hollywood does a little bit better job of getting the point across. And it's a little bit more about skating, less about a bummer home life. Ah, okay. So it's a little more lighthearted,
Starting point is 00:15:10 more about skateboarding and more fun. God damn it. Sounds fun. Pick my shit apart, go. Sounds like a real rock. Can't wait to see what shit you spew out, Tori. I'll tell you this, it'll be a holiday movie at the very least.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Not something in liberal California, either. Every day is a holiday when you can kickflip, asshole. It's also a really good song by William Bell. Also, we're talking about North Hollywood here. We're not talking about Hollywood. North Hollywood is a conservative hotbed. It is different. Compared to Hollywood. Yeah, I'm sure it looks just like Alabama.
Starting point is 00:15:52 North Hollywood, conservative hotbed of Los Angeles. Where they only have Starbucks. It's not really Los Angeles out there. Sounds nice. Coop? What would you like to recommend?
Starting point is 00:16:11 The only holiday movie I can think of is Trading Places, which isn't really necessarily a holiday movie. That's the only holiday movie you can think of? You didn't even think of a holiday movie. That's a holiday movie. No, not you, him. I'm on your side.
Starting point is 00:16:23 I was like, no, no. He's like, that's the only one you could think of. He thought of one. That's a good point. I mean, North Hollywood probably has zero Santa costumes. That's true. Trading Places not only has one, it's very filthy. It's a dirty
Starting point is 00:16:40 Santa costume that Dan Aykroyd wears when he's out on the street, down on his luck. Yeah, I'd call that movie Christmassy. It's got kind of a Christmas thing going on. It takes place around the holidays, which is why
Starting point is 00:16:55 everyone calls Die Hard a Christmas movie. So, might as well lump in Trading Places as well. I think that movie's worth a look. I enjoy the cameo of those two old guys in trading places when they showed up in coming to America that was fun yeah oh yeah yeah I got about that yeah little connection the trading places also has that weird moment at the end
Starting point is 00:17:19 where Paul Gleason the principal from Breakfast Club, basically gets raped by a gorilla. Yes. Yeah, and it turns out when you're being raped by a gorilla, the expression on your face is hilarious. That's the same thing in The Revenant with Leo and that bear. Animal sex is funny. It is. Well, I don't get a vote,
Starting point is 00:17:43 but so far I like Your Choice Better Coop than the previous choice. But who knows what Shane's going to bring to the table. Shane Torres, recommend one movie, please. It's an old holiday movie, but I liked it a lot, and it's probably going to get booze, but The Family Stone.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Oh, yeah! I love that movie. It's really good. No, that's good. The only part I don't like in it is when they do a flash forward at the end, like a year after the Christmas. And Dermot Mulroney's girlfriend that he brings is now dating his brother, played by Luke Wilson. You're just like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:19 So you just have sex with two people from the same family. He's having sex with her sister. Yeah, it's gross. Or fun. Open your mind's eye, dude. I told you earlier. It might be. That's the only part of it I really... It just seemed like a very, like, so we're all okay with this now?
Starting point is 00:18:38 I guess so. I don't know. That's how families can be sometimes. I think it's fun to say Dermot Mulrooney. Applaud if you've dated two members of the same family. Yeah, see? Okay. See, I told you, it happens.
Starting point is 00:18:55 It happens. That's one person out of a hundred or so, and then you extrapolate that, and the whole country's full of them. Yeah. And here's the thing. At my show, everybody thinks we're already doing that because we were at the Capitol.
Starting point is 00:19:09 I thought there was going to be way more people clapping. Yeah. The force with that clap, you're like, fuck yeah. I mean, I understand if you're like on an island or something. But other than that, no thanks. The family Stone. Yeah, The Family Stone. Did you ever see Meet the Coopers?
Starting point is 00:19:32 No, I did not. Same movie. Yeah? Is it early? Yeah, Diane Keaton even has the big C in that one too, I think. Oh, shit. Jesus. Because her name is Cooper.
Starting point is 00:19:42 But yeah, I think so. I get them confused. That's why I think so. I get them confused. That's why I asked you. I might not even have the title of that other one right. But Family Stone is Sarah Jessica Parker plays a very uptight, unpleasant character. Yes. And Luke Wilson loosens her up with some good dicking. Yep.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Threw it around the way his brother couldn't, I guess. George Loose's sense of humor he got tired of the what's his name, Mulroney Baloney yeah got some of that Luke puke now I don't know that Wilson wiener alright
Starting point is 00:20:21 well that's the round up for this week this episode. North Hollywood Trading Places or the Family Stone. Thanks to all of you for your recommendations. And we're going to start playing some games right after this break. We'll be right back. We're back. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:40 We did it. Sean is playing for Devil's Advocate. And Kirsten is playing for Better Off Dead Letter. And Sean Shane is playing for... Sean Shane. That's fucked up when I say that one name wrong. Because we've already got another Shane on the panel. He's playing for Brian the Puppet Master.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Thunderlips. Yeah, he brought Rocky Balboa and Thunderlips puppets. Okay. That's how we all feel about it. He caught me with the flash. I was like, these are fun. Yeah. No, it was a fun choice.
Starting point is 00:21:24 You didn't do anything wrong, Shane. Not yet. I was going to say that, too. But some wrong answers might be in your future. I'm sure. This first game we're going to play is a fan favorite. I met a fan, and it was his favorite. It's called Live, Die, Repeat.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Here's how this works i'll slowly say the title of an actual motion picture uh each of you on stage has to it's just the first person who says the full correct title figures out what the title is first person who fills it all in says the whole thing wins and I will start over again each time when when anybody's guesses I'll acknowledge your guess is whether they're right or wrong and then I'll go back to the beginning of the I have done it. I'm just like... Yeah, you're ready. But still, nobody said it, so that was just a test run. Santa Claus...
Starting point is 00:22:41 Santa Claus is coming to town? That's a TV special. Santa Claus. Santa Claus is coming to town? That's a TV special. Santa Claus. Santa Claus 2? Full title? The second coming of Santa. Oh no, here comes Santa again. Right down Santa Claus Lane.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Santa's back. Watch your step over there. That's Santa Claus Lane. He left a little something. No. I think that is, the full title I think is just Santa Claus 2. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:24 And there's no duh at the beginning of this one. Santa Claus conquers. Santa Claus conquers the North Pole? Santa Claus conquers the. Liberal media? You got to say the whole thing. media? You gotta say the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Santa Claus conquers the liberal media part two. Oh, sorry. That's how it is. Santa Claus conquers the Martians of Eastwick? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:10 The game isn't complete, the title. The game is just saying... Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. That is correct. Oh. It seems too easy. That's why you wouldn't just say it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:26 But I was like, it could be any word after this. I mean, yeah, that's the thing. After Martians, it could have been, I don't know, Santa Claus conquers the Martians who don't care for being conquered? Yeah, I don't know where else it would have gone exactly. Yeah, it was already kind of a real on the head title. Right, well, that's the fun thing about Christmas titles is finding odd ones. There is a movie called Santa Paws, and then Santa Paws 2, and then Pups on the Loose or something like that.
Starting point is 00:25:03 But I've already forgotten about those movies. And I chose Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, which starred a young... Somebody famous was in it. I think maybe Linda Blair when she, you know... Maybe. You should check out North Hollywood. Somebody like that.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Linda Blair is in North Hollywood? I don't know. Vince Vaughn sure is, though. Plays a vert ramp. Shut up! Because he's so tall. Because he's so tall. I watched Fred Claus today, and that movie's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Is that the Paul Giamatti one? Yeah, Paul Giamatti is Santa, and he has issues with his brother, Fred, because... Somebody over here goes, ugh. Yeah. No, Fred has to go to an encounter group to discuss
Starting point is 00:25:56 his problems with his brother, and it's other people who have problems with their brothers, and one of them is Frank Stallone, and another one is Stephen Baldwin. So there's all this dialogue about how much better Alec Baldwin is than Stephen Baldwin, and I'm like, this shouldn't be
Starting point is 00:26:11 Fred Claus at all, but now it's particularly upsetting. Yeah, like, and now, in hindsight, Stephen might be the better one. That's what I'm saying! I'm saying it's just... It's so funny that they didn't have the Easter Bunny talking about his sister or something in it. I thought they should have done...
Starting point is 00:26:29 And in the same movie, Kevin Spacey, of all fucking people, cancels the Easter Bunny. It is messed up. It's not crazy to see how some conspiracy theories get out there when people take these things. Jesus Christ. Kevin Spacey. Remember when we loved him?
Starting point is 00:26:53 Let's play another game. It's another game called another one. It's called ABCD's Nuts. Not for any sexual reasons or anything, just because it's a spelling game, so
Starting point is 00:27:09 you gotta know your ABCs and know how to spell things, but also, I help you out, because I'll tell you which letter we're on, because we're going to spell something in honor of Doug Love's movies coming to Orlando at the Improv on Tuesday,cember 14th
Starting point is 00:27:26 we're going to spell orlando florida so the first letter will go to sean because he won that last game and that'll be the letter o then we go to if he gets names any movie that begins with the letter o he's still in the game and then we go to Coop and the letter is R, etc. Until we get through the whole thing. But at each letter, I've written down a themed answer. You know, a title
Starting point is 00:27:56 that fits the theme that I've already determined. So you have to try to figure out the theme as it goes and then say the correct answer when you get your next letter oh boy yeah I'll talk you through it okay thanks okay Sean's up first first letter in Orlando's Oh name any movie Sean and obviously you don't know the theme yet but don't tell me why I don't you might
Starting point is 00:28:20 you might have some ideas of what kind of theme I'd come up with. So what would you like to say for the letter O? O, brother, where art thou? Yeah, that is correct. That was real tough. I mean, it is a movie that begins with the letter O. Now, a lot of my guests... Trying to figure out the theme, Shane. A lot of my guests, Sean, get disappointed
Starting point is 00:28:45 if the audience doesn't clap for their answer. But what they're not understanding is they tend to clap for movies they like, and it's not about you. You know what I mean? So, of course, Oh Brother, Where Out Thou, where cows get machine gunned, a lot of people
Starting point is 00:29:01 aren't enthusiastic about that movie. Feels like it's about me, though. No, it wasn't. It was just, you know, yeah, we like that movie. It's alright. Was it about me? We're good? Yeah. It's great. It's a great movie if you love lip-syncing. Because George Clooney doesn't sing a word of his own songs.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Well, the world would explode if he could sing like that. We don't need somebody that dope singing that dope. Oh, I can introduce you to a lot of handsome fellas who can fucking sing. You're sitting next to one. Yeah. Shane was the front man in a band, and he will not let me listen to it for obvious reasons, but I want to listen to it so bad. It's real bad.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Somebody get your hands on it. Let me listen. Are you at all curious about what movie I picked? I am. Old Yeller. See? They clap for that, because people love to? I am. Old Yeller. See, they clap for that because people love to see. You like Old Yeller? People love it when dogs get put down.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Yeah, you know how people love cows and not dogs in this country. Old Yeller is so sad. It's so sad. All right, moving on. Next letter in Orlando is an R. So all you got to do, Coop, is name any movie that begins with the letter R. Movies that begin with the word the
Starting point is 00:30:09 of course begin with the letter T. Oh. They sure do. Raising Arizona. Oh, great movie. Better than Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? What the fuck? Come on.
Starting point is 00:30:27 But not what I wrote down. I wrote down Ratatouille. Yeah, so so far we got Old Yeller and Ratatouille, and we're back to Shane's first play in this game, and the letter is L. I think I know the theme, but I can't. It's me too. When do we guess the theme?
Starting point is 00:30:46 You have to guess the title. You can say it out loud if you want the other players to know what you think the theme is, but it's more like for your own personal, you know, to figure out what the next title might be. Is the next title Lady Bird? No.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Love that movie, though. Yeah, never saw it. Really awesome. Yeah. It's really good. It's a really good movie. It's like, I don't think there's a scene in it that's longer than two or three minutes long. Yeah? Some moves pretty quick. Yeah, I love it. I could watch it over and over again.
Starting point is 00:31:18 I should give it a watch. I can't say that, her name, though. Saoirse? Saoirse. Saoirse? Saoirse. She's from the same part of Ireland as my mom. I can't say that, her name, though. Saoirse? Saoirse. Saoirse. Saoirse. Saoirse. She's from the same part of Ireland as my mom. Shashu. Shashank.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Her name is pronounced Shashank. Shashank Ronan. I chose Luca. L-U-C-A. We'll probably get nominated for an Oscar for Animated Picture when that comes around. We're back to Sean Jordan. The next letter is A. Ants?
Starting point is 00:31:52 I like that guess. It's really good. I prefer Bugs Life. Are you serious? You picked a Bugs Life? No, I didn't. I'm just saying. That would have been perfect if I did.
Starting point is 00:32:05 A B's life. Why is it a ant's life? I guess it would have to be an ant's life. Also, I think ants were spelled with a Z. Yeah, they were cool. So cool. So cool. Not for your parents, you know?
Starting point is 00:32:23 Also with a Z. But ants was a great guess. I went with a wrinkle in time. Well, now, why'd you do that? That fucks up my whole idea of what the theme was. Yeah, it might mess it up for you. I don't know. I guarantee it fucks up Shane's idea, too.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Nah, I pretty much got it. Yeah, right? After Coop's, I'll probably have it perfect. All right. All right. Coop N is the next letter. Never Ending Story. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:32:52 That's fun. Talk about dogs. That's a big-ass dog in that movie. Big-ass flying dog. Stop it. That would take dogs to the next level if they were that cute and they flew. And you could ride them. I mean, but damn, you need to do more drugs, man.
Starting point is 00:33:12 You can do all that. I'm not doing the right drugs. You don't hallucinate. Can I tell you something? I have a falcor. I have my own luck dragon dog. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:25 She doesn't fly, but she, one time I was in a coffee shop. Then I don't think you have one. No, I do. I'll show you a picture. This guy took a picture of my dog and said, that looks like the luck dragon. And I was like, you're so stoned. But she's beautiful. I'll show you after. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:37 Yeah, it's cool. No big deal. If you can stand by the door and show everybody as they leave, that'd be great. Good point. That's a be great. Everyone's intrigued. That's a good point. Also, most people remember that dog for flying and yours doesn't. What a couple of wet blankets over there.
Starting point is 00:33:56 I think it sounds great. Thanks, Sean. I can't wait to see the picture. Shut up. Just you. Frigging jerks. I'll skip it. I chose for the end title, National Treasure 2, Book of Secrets.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Which I don't think has a 2 in there. I think it's just National Treasure, Book of Secrets. But anyway, D is the next letter for you, Shane. Please tell me what you think the theme is. Please. It got blown up a little while ago. Tell me what you thought it was. I thought it was animals. Tell me what you thought it was. I thought it was animals.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Tell me what you thought it was. I thought it was animals too. All right. Okay. I thought it was kids movies. Still might be. Next letter is D. The next letter is D.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Is that what we're on? I'm going to say Devil's Advocate. Nice. Oof. Was that one V and you took the thee off? No. No? It really is just devil's...
Starting point is 00:34:49 Nice. I know. That's not what I wrote down, though. I know. I mean, you would have never said this. I wrote down Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier. Well, you're right, I wouldn't. Back to Sean with the letter
Starting point is 00:35:08 O. Oblivion. Yes. That is a movie that begins with the letter O. And excited that one guy. That one guy has watched every Tom Cruise movie
Starting point is 00:35:23 thinking, if there's just one with only him, that's what I want. I don't like all these other dumb actors. I just want Tom Cruise on a planet out in oblivion. I want Castaway on Mars. Yeah, and I don't want him to even have
Starting point is 00:35:39 a fucking Wilson. Just alone. But there are other actors in it, you're right. That's the trouble with some of those movies where somebody's out there alone and it's like, oh yeah, but somebody else will show up at some point. For O, I went
Starting point is 00:35:56 with Oliver and Company. That's an animated dog movie. I hear you with the dog. Yeah. It's all Billy Joel songs, I think. Or he wrote all the songs or something. Or he sings them all.
Starting point is 00:36:11 I don't know. Cheech Marin's in it. That's all I need to know. You really threw me off with the rest of the Billy Joel talk. So dogs is what we're focusing on. I'm so confused as to what the theme of this is. How many times can we guess the theme? You don't ever have to guess the theme. That's never a
Starting point is 00:36:28 part of the game. You just have to figure out the theme in order to guess the correct title that I wrote down. And the next letter is F. So a movie that begins with F that would fit in with Old Yeller, Ratatouille, Luca, Wrinkle in
Starting point is 00:36:44 Time, National Treasure, and Davy Crockett, and Oliver and Company. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It's a good F, but I picked Fantasia. The next letter is L. Shane. We got another L movie. Yeah. I got another L movie.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Yeah. I got another O coming at me? You might, yeah. You can say O, brother again if you like it so much. Can I say Luca? Can you say what? Luca. Sometimes that happens.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Sometimes I can't think of another one for a letter, and then you would luck into a win. Did I just do that? Are you saying it? Yeah. It's your official answer, Luca? Yeah. You're really going for that? Yes. Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:37:31 You know, for a second there, I was about to show you guys a picture of my dog. I was going to give you a clue and share a string of spaghetti with you. It's Lady and the Tramp. Oh, yeah. Back to you with the O, Sean.
Starting point is 00:37:52 I can't even think of another O movie. I bet you open your brain and fucking say one. Office Space. Holy buckets. Thank you. I seriously couldn't think of an O movie. Office Space. Sometimes the brain just says no thank you in these pressure cooker situations. I'm not nervous though. I think I'm just stupid. I couldn't think of one. Yeah, just go. Yeah, Office Space.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I don't know. I can't think of one with a dog. That's incorrect. Thank you. I went with Operation Dumbo Drop. That's incorrect. Thank you. Preach. Preach, bro. I went with Operation Dumbo Drop. That was what I was thinking of. All right, so Coop, you got the letter R.
Starting point is 00:38:39 I feel like you might have a shot here. Rin Tin Tin. The dog who saved Hollywood? Yeah. No. North Hollywood. The only good part of Hollywood. You know, Vince Vaughn's in that movie. Check it out. That was dope.
Starting point is 00:39:02 I went with Robin Hood. Yeah, the animated one where Robin Hood's a fox who gets along enough with other animals to work as a team and steal from rich animals who are other types of animals. It's really an interspecies melee going on there in Robin Hood.
Starting point is 00:39:28 There's even a cock in it. There's a singing cock. Oh, yeah. They all sing. Yeah. What do you mean by that? Sex stuff. You know.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Are you talking about boners? Yeah, talking about little readies. Little readies? Yeah. Like, ready to go? Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought you were like, R-E-D-D-Y. So specific. So informative. What's the next letter?
Starting point is 00:40:04 You don't know the next letter in Florida? I don't know what one we're on. Don't act like you're a fucking great speller. You know how dog penises are red? Red? Yeah. What color is the big red dog, Clifford?
Starting point is 00:40:21 What color is his? If he's all red, do they go a different color with that? Does it shoot out purple or something? What if it's just like, it's just an expression? Like, that thing's redder than the devil's dick. I don't know. These are questions to ponder.
Starting point is 00:40:39 It's a high thinking on this. Yeah. I haven't seen this Clifford movie, but it just looks like the whole movie's going to be like, that dog's too big. That seems like the only conflict that can possibly take place. And then eventually they're like, well, we'll just put up with how big he is. Because I don't think it ends like Old Yellow.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Take him out to the shed and shoot him. I'm going to take him to the barn and shoot him. He doesn't fit in the fucking shed. And you know there's going to be a joke about how big his poop must be in it? Oh, no. There has to be. Somebody's going to get, like the bad guy, if there's a bad guy in it, he's going to get buried in that poop. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:18 In a big red shit. Yeah. I is the next letter Floor Ida Yeah I Ishtar Nice Yes these are all
Starting point is 00:41:32 Massive bombs These all flopped No that's not the theme But I went with Incredibles 2 Yeah Most of the audience Knows what's going on I'll tell you None of the audience knows what's going on.
Starting point is 00:41:46 I'll tell you, none of the panel. Back to you, Sean. The letter, again, is a D. Dog Day Afternoon. A great movie worth mentioning. And if the theme were animals, that might have been. I might have went there. You kept saying dog earlier.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Yeah. Well, you know, because I love dogs and also my name is one letter off. And there's a dog in the green room. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:12 So it just comes up a lot. All right. Yeah. I picked Davy Crockett and the River Pirates. I have no idea what this theme is. Is the theme frustrating?
Starting point is 00:42:33 Yes. Or movies Doug could think of. It certainly is. Obviously don't say anything, but do you know that? Clap if you know the theme. No, don't. Don't say anything. I feel like an asshole.
Starting point is 00:42:44 I feel like I should know it. This is insane. I didn't bring you here I feel like an asshole. I feel like I should know it. This is insane. I didn't bring you here to feel like an asshole. I don't really. I'm being dramatic, but I feel like I should know. We're just having a nice time. Believe me, people out there that know it, if they were up here, they wouldn't know it.
Starting point is 00:42:58 It's a different space. It's a different head space. All right, all right. They're not like a school board meeting crowd. They're having like a school board meeting crowd. They're having a good time. So yeah, so who do I leave off on? Oh, Coop, this is the last letter.
Starting point is 00:43:15 This is your big chance. Would you like a recap of all the titles thus far? Yes. Because I think you could take this thing home. In fact, I'm going to recap the most pertinent titles and see if that helps you. Okay, thank you. Ratatouille, Luca, Oliver and Company, Fantasia, Lady and the Tramp,
Starting point is 00:43:36 Robin Hood, Incredibles 2. Give me an A. Avatar. Avatar. The confidence. That is an A word But I went with Alice in Wonderland Oh man Because these are all Disney movies
Starting point is 00:43:58 Get ready for them Sean You have a child You're telling me Dog Day Afternoon Isn't a kids movie Get ready for them, Sean. You have a child. You're telling me Dog Day Afternoon isn't a kid's movie? I'm raising Max. Maxine's got Dog Day Afternoon playing every night when she goes to bed. I just thought of
Starting point is 00:44:19 Doggy Day Afternoon would be a fun remake. It's like maybe a child robs a bank. Yeah. And it's a doggy day afternoon. Give me all your fake money. Or a dog robs a bank. Or a doggy day afternoon.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Well, there's one dog that could do it, but he's pretty big and red. So they would know who did it. He's got a purple dick from what I hear. Put all the money in the bag or this big dog's going to shit on you. Exactly. So what did the assailant look like? Well, officer, it was a big red dog
Starting point is 00:44:54 with a huge purple cock. We're going to need more details, sir. 6'2", 6'3". Congratulations to no one. There was no winner on that one. 6-2, 6-3. Congratulations to no one. There was no winner on that one. Man. Just the listeners,
Starting point is 00:45:17 because they got to hear the exquisite torture. It's frustrating. Yeah. I don't know if I would have got it listening, though, either. I never get it when I listen. I never it when I listen I never really saw Disney movies I mean I saw those Lady and the Tramp and a couple ones And then all the big ones came out when I was in my 20s And I was busy
Starting point is 00:45:32 Too cool for school I certainly threw some obscure ones in there Yeah That was good The Davy Crockett ones were a real curveball I was so sure it was animal themed And then you said said a few, and I was like, well, then I have no idea. And I couldn't get the animal theme out of my head. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:52 That's why I said issue. That was my goal. That was my evil plan. It worked. Thanks. Yeah. Thank you, Doug. I'm going to make some more evil plans during this next break, and then we're going to play our big final game of the day.
Starting point is 00:46:07 So we'll be right back. And we're back. Thank you. Time to play. Last person standing. Coop and Sean and Shane. Sean gets to go first again. But we will flip the order around this time.
Starting point is 00:46:38 No, we'll keep going the same order. So it goes Sean, Coop, Shane. I play along on this one just to be kind of a spoiler. Make it tougher. But I don't get a lif just to be kind of a spoiler, make it tougher. But I don't get a lifeline. Each one of you gets a lifeline. You can go to an audience member once to try to get an answer. We're going to get the name of an actress from an audience member and then take turns naming movies that that actress was in.
Starting point is 00:47:04 And whoever lasts the longest, whoever's the last person standing, they win today. And the prizes go to the person you were playing for, who might help you as your lifeline. Galen? No? Uh-huh. So here's the other thing about this game that's weird.
Starting point is 00:47:23 I thought you were going to pull the thing. Before, you know, before we, I'm not going to pull the purple thing out. Before we went into lockdown, I had started this thing where I said, if anybody names the actress that I've written down and put in my wallet, and it's still there in my wallet, I'll give you some money. And I've been adding $20 to the pot every time no one names the actress whose name has been in my wallet for now pushing two years.
Starting point is 00:48:00 It's been there, but we've only had live shows for a little while. But at $20 a show, the prize is up to $340. So that's what someone could win today. But I'm not counting on it. That's why people keep saying obscure. I was just listening the other week, and who was the girl from Harry Potter? Oh, somebody said Imel Mulda Staunton. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:26 I bet you that's why people are saying shit like that, because they think it's going to be... I just put that together. Sorry, you all had to listen to me figure that out. I like to say it's a good name for this game. In other words, like this person is in enough known movies. Yeah, yeah. But for some reason, nobody said it.
Starting point is 00:48:44 And today just might be the day. Please raise your hand if you have a name you'd like to suggest. I like to go to a woman at least once. And that's usually first. What's your name? Aaron.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Aaron, what is your suggestion? If it's in my wallet you win 340 bucks. Not only is Sally Field not in my wallet you didn't listen to the last episode.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Get her! Boo Aaron! No! Boo, Aaron, boo! But I'm just saying, I'm sorry that it didn't work out for you. And also, since we just played her, I'm not even going to mess with it today. I'm going to get another name. And Devil's Advocate,
Starting point is 00:49:42 the gentleman sitting next to her, aren't you, you're already in a position to possibly win the prize bag. Sean is currently the leader, so please don't be greedy. Be greedy. Don't listen to him. I do want to know what name you're going to say, but later. Later we'll find out. But let's get another woman who got here early and is sitting up front, sitting next to the man who also has his hand up. I like it.
Starting point is 00:50:09 You both are going for it. What's your name? Megan. Megan? Okay, Megan. What's your suggestion? Audrey Hepburn. Audrey Hepburn.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Let me look at my guests and see if they can name any Audrey Hepburn movies. You can name one? Okay. Yeah. All right. I'm going to write down Audrey Hepburn because I You can name one? Okay. Yeah. All right, I'm going to write down Audrey Hepburn because... We can all name one. Because I can name a few. And so maybe I'll...
Starting point is 00:50:32 On my turns, I'll say Hepburn movies. So that means, as listeners of the show know, we might play this game with multiple names, where you have to name movies from more than one actress. Oh, so we get two options. You get to decide. At least two at this point. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:50:48 It goes as high as four. All right. So we need to thank you, Megan, for that guess. And let's go. Let's see. Another woman in the second row. Is there a woman in the second row? What about besides that? Left over here.
Starting point is 00:51:02 We got one. I think. Where, where, where? There's one over there, too, back there. She's. Yeah, yeah. That's not the second row, Sean. Shane. Shane, we got one, I think. Where, where, where? There's one over there, too, back there. She's... Yeah, yeah. That's not the second row, Sean. Shane. Shane, Sean. Sean, Shane.
Starting point is 00:51:11 That's the second row right there. Shane, Sean. It's kind of a weird... It's kind of a weird... It's kind of a weird row in general. That's the double family. Hang on a second. Nice. Yeah, see, I was trying to say out loud that I'll get the name from you in a second. Then you blurted out a name that's not in my wallet.
Starting point is 00:51:29 I don't want to play that name, so we're going to move on. So please, everyone just wait for me, not these other gentlemen and nice lady on stage. Wait for me to instruct you. And also, if everyone on stage could not talk while I'm talking, that'll also help. Because that's what just happened.
Starting point is 00:51:46 All right. It looks like we're going to have to go to a man. Is there a woman over there? Yes, yes. Waving. Yes, yes. What's your name? Nicole.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Nicole. All right, Nicole. Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is a great name. I didn't write it down, but I think everybody knows some Anne Hathaway movies. Maybe not enough to make this exciting. What do the faces of my guests look like? I got a few, Anne.
Starting point is 00:52:13 I got a few Anne's Hathaway. All right. All right. All right. Well, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to ask a man. I'm going to give a man a chance.
Starting point is 00:52:21 Yeah. Not you. Over here. What's your name, sir? Bill. Bill? Bill. Phil?
Starting point is 00:52:30 Bill. Okay. Take a pill and chill. Phil. Phil. Did I ask you to say the name yet. Another name we're not going to play. Alright.
Starting point is 00:52:59 I just got to, you know, we have this comfort mode up front so everybody's further away from me than I'm used to and I appreciate that, but I want to just get in there. What about you? What's your name? Graham. Graham? Yeah. And what would you like to suggest Graham? Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney Weaver is another great one that's not in my wallet but that is a really good one. So I'll write that down. really good one so I'll write that down I'm just worried that you actually have the right name and that you're gonna be extra pissed at me for not picking you but then what you know then you probably you don't so I'm gonna go deeper this dude's been holding up a picture of Kumail.
Starting point is 00:53:48 And he changed it to, instead of Eternals, it's Brett-ternals. Good job, Brett. Your name is Brett? Yep. Okay, and what's your suggestion? Helena Bonham Carter. It's like you were saying, Sean. For some reason, Helena Bonham Carter has come up a dozen times
Starting point is 00:54:07 since I've been playing this game for money. But I'm going to include her today because we don't have that much more time. So the four names, and nobody won today, I'm sorry. The four names are Audrey Hepburn, Anne Hathaway, Sigourney Weaver, and... Wait, what was the last one? Helena Bonham Carter.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Helena Bonham Carter. Which, you know, I'll just give my competitors a little trivia boost, a little hint, that with Helena Bonham Carter, just say Tim Burton movies. All right, so... But not every one of them! Okay. It's Audrey Hepburn, Anne Hathaway, Sigourney Weaver,
Starting point is 00:54:54 and Helena Bottom Carter, and Sean, you're up first. Helena Bottom Carter in Fight Club. Heh heh heh. Now that is some proper playing right there, followed by polite golf applause. Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Yes. Indeed. She is Zool. Yeah, I'm over here at Dana's. Shane? Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's. Sure. There you go. There's the one.
Starting point is 00:55:38 I mean, strategically, if I were you, I would have said Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters 2, but that's just me. Well, I play to win. I play to not lose. Sean? I don't play to not lose. Sean? I don't know what that means. I'm sorry. I was watching football earlier. I got all caught up. Sigourney Weaver in Working Girl.
Starting point is 00:55:56 Yes. Coop. Sigourney Weaver in Alien. Okay, just real quick. Please don't go, uh-huh, after somebody says an answer, because I need to confirm it
Starting point is 00:56:12 before the audience does. You know how, like, Ken Jennings doesn't turn to the audience in Jeopardy and go, what? Okay. But that's the fucked up thing, is at some point I might ask you something, and then everyone's like, well, do you want us to talk, or don't you? So it does become a fucked up thing, is at some point I might ask you something, and then everyone's like, well, do you want us to talk, or don't you? So it does become a fucked up Simon Says game.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Shane? Anne Hathaway in Brokeback Mountain. Correct. What are you... No applause for Brokeback Mountain. Because he went out of order again. He did the fucking... I do what I want.
Starting point is 00:56:44 All right. All right, my turn. So I'm going to say Anne Hathaway in The Intern. Ooh. I like that movie. It's cute. It's a cute movie.
Starting point is 00:56:59 It's cute. De Niro's so cute. He is. He's just, you know. Yeah. What's he like? What's De Niro like in this movie? is. He's just, you know. Yeah. What's he like? What's De Niro like in there? He's just like all squinty.
Starting point is 00:57:08 I'll drive you around. He's a friendly guy in that movie. I love workaholics. Lunch. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's in it, too. Sean?
Starting point is 00:57:19 Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Which recentlyhmm. Mm-hmm. Which recently someone floated something that I heard, that I agree with. In Devil Wears Prada, her friends are the villains of the piece.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Yeah, totally. Not the lady she works for. Because she wants to. Because the lady she works for wants to take her to Paris and her friends want her to stay there, stay there and sit around and drink with them. Her friends are so shitty to her that
Starting point is 00:57:45 her partner maybe sure feels neglected, but her friends just suck so bad for her wanting to follow her dreams. Yeah, thank you. Doug's going to get mad. I liked him. I didn't say I disliked the movie. I'm just saying that the friends are the villains.
Starting point is 00:58:03 No, I agree. I think anybody who wants to take someone to Paris is a villain because my conservative stance thing I was doing earlier. I left it too far behind. It's fine. I tried. That's okay. Anne Hathaway, Batman.
Starting point is 00:58:22 What? Okay, let's think about this for a second. Would you like to change your answer or go to your lifeline to tell you what that movie is called? You can just switch to something else if you want. Anne Hathaway, The Dark Knight.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Now, when the Dark Knight gets up in the morning, what does he do? Stretches. Stretches. Stretches. He stretches and shines. He rises. Dark Knight rises. That is correct. That is correct.
Starting point is 00:59:18 The Dark Knight stretches. I think that was the working title. Because he really does broaden his range during that movie. I need to stretch. I'm stretching, leave me alone. Stretching killed my dad. I'm trying to downward dog. Shane? I'm trying to downward dog Shane Anne Hathaway in the Princess Diaries
Starting point is 00:59:50 Anne Hathaway in the Princess Diaries 2 A Royal Engagement That's really what it's called? I feel so sad inside that I know that. Back to you, Shawnee, DA. Anne Hathaway in Pieces of April. Oh, what is that about? Why would you confuse her with that other actress?
Starting point is 01:00:22 Oh, wait, did I fucking wait? It's not like you. Shh. I know what other actress he confuse her with that other actress? Oh, wait, did I fucking wait? That's not like you. I know what other actress he confused her with. Oh! You're an idiot. Anne Hathaway in Havoc. How about that?
Starting point is 01:00:38 In what? Havoc. Oh, Havoc. Havoc. H-A-V-O-C. Oh, Havoc. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:44 I was going to accept Havoc. But yeah, Havoc was that movie. Oh, Havoc. Yeah. I was going to accept Habit. But yeah, Havoc was that movie. That movie's crazy. My heart's beating fast now. I fucked up. I don't know what I did. It's terrible. Alright, we're going to Coop. Helena Bonham Carter in Finding Neverland. That sounds about right. With Johnny Depp? Yeah. Yeah, she's in that?
Starting point is 01:01:04 They're doing it. They're doing it. Yeah. They're doing it. Are they even married? Are you? Oh. No, and I have a daughter. I'm going to burn in hell.
Starting point is 01:01:20 She's worth it, though. We might have to get the corrections department involved. I forgot to mention the corrections department wants to put out there that Michael Clayton and Mary Riley and, for that matter,
Starting point is 01:01:36 Michael Collins are three different movies. But two of them star Julia Roberts and are where she attempts an Irish accent, I think. So anyway, that's from the corrections department. Whose turn is it? It's mine, and I forgot my pick.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Oh, okay. But I got it now. Okay. Anne Hathaway in Ocean's Eight. Yeah. She was very good. That lady works a lot. I was just going to say, real busy.
Starting point is 01:02:02 I'm going to say Anne Hathaway in La Miserable. Sean? Sigourney Weaver in Aliens. We didn't say that yet, right?
Starting point is 01:02:20 Yeah, we were leaving those on the table. Well, we're taking them off now, baby. Yeah. Sigourney Weaver in Ice Storm. That's a fancy poll. Digging in the crates. Are you sure it's not called the Ice Stretch? Shane? Oh, God damn it I wish that was the name of a movie
Starting point is 01:02:51 Anne Hathaway in Oh god damn it Do you want to go to your lifeline? Yeah Let's do it Where's your lifeline at? Is it the person I picked? Yeah the person you picked.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Who was it again? Brian from The Dolls. Does Sigourney Weaver have a cameo in the new Ghostbusters? I love that you're asking us. I should not have picked the guy with dolls. You're his lifeline, not his question what's going on in the world line. That's like if I got shot and you were like,
Starting point is 01:03:29 tell me how to fix you. You really fucked me. You've been shot? Can I get you an aspirin? Because I got a pocket one, but I'm saving it. What? Oh, you're trying to save one? Well, I think he needs some time to think it over. Yeah. So maybe you should
Starting point is 01:03:48 use that one. You also might think of another by the time it comes around to you. Have you ever seen a Harry Potter movie? No. Doug. Alright, I take it back. Maybe that won't help you. Sigourney Weaver and Heartbreakers.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Yeah. That's a fun movie. Gene Hackman. See, that's how you do it. Gene Hackman, Ray Liotta. That's how you do it, Lifeline. Think of a movie that any four of those actresses are in that we haven't said yet.
Starting point is 01:04:24 Like, when it's your turn, don't say hoodwinked, because I just did. With Anne Hathaway, Sean. Anne Hathaway in April Getting Married? Why? Pieces of April. Which one did I say? Because I'm so obsessed with April.
Starting point is 01:04:40 It's December. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Let's never mention April in this game again. Rachel getting married. Yes. Ooh, yeah. I knew it was Rachel. Old time.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Yeah. Trying to make it fun. Rachel getting married. Are we not having fun? What are we doing? Can I have like another half glass of fun? What are we doing? Can I have another half glass of fun? No! It's not helping you.
Starting point is 01:05:10 It is. This is fun. I'll say fun a few more times. Okay. Coop? Helena Bonham Carter or whatever. Yeah. Sherlock Holmes. Oh. I don't think
Starting point is 01:05:28 Yes she's in Swear at him get your point across She is She fucking is What is she doing it She's like a lover of somebody Obviously she's She's like I feel like She's like a lover of somebody, obviously. She's like, I feel like she's like doping up Sherlock.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Oh. No, what's Robert Downey Jr. do in that movie? He's the lead, right? But he's all doped up. Sounds like you're backpedaling a little bit. He does drugs and she gives them to him? Yeah, they do drugs together. So Rachel McAdams, maybe?
Starting point is 01:06:07 And let me save you the trouble. In the sequel, it's Noomi Rapace. Yeah, so... Want to go to your lifeline? Yeah, please. Lifeline. Where is it? Who is it?
Starting point is 01:06:20 Dead Letter. Oh, yeah, Dead Letter. Sigourney Weaver in District 9. Sigourney Weaver in District 9. Sigourney Weaver in District 9? Seriously? What is she playing that? Is that animated? Hang on, Sean.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Oh, the company. Oh, Chappie. Sorry, Chappie. Ah, that was a close one. Last minute switch to Chappie. Everybody love Chappie. Chappie. Chappie. Everybody loves Chappie. Chappie. Chappie.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Shane? Helena Bonham Conner and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. She's in the new one. Yeah, but hang on. Hang on, everybody. Don't get shitty. You're all rooting for Coop, and then I get, fuck off.
Starting point is 01:07:06 Thank you. They're all like, It's just, people were saying no, which they shouldn't be doing, but they were saying no because you just need to tweak the title. Willy Wonka? That's what you said. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Yes, that was what you kept saying wrong.
Starting point is 01:07:23 Thank you. Yes, because Tim Burton came along and went, Willy Wonka's not what's interesting here. It's that boring kid that gets the factory in the end. Gene Wilder has never been an entertaining No, he's boring. talent of a generation and those beyond.
Starting point is 01:07:39 Yeah. Okay, so it's back to me. Thank you. Very good. I had a good one. That's what's happened is you think of one and then it slips out of your brain. Okay, so it's back to me. Thank you. Very good. I had a good one. That's what happens is you think of one, and then it slips out of your brain. Oh, but it's back.
Starting point is 01:07:54 Cabin in the Woods. Scorty Weaver. That's right. Got to watch the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. They don't even mention her in the opening credits because she's a surprise. Sean? Helena Bonham Carter in Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix.
Starting point is 01:08:17 I think yes. Yeah? Yes. All right. Yeah? It's tricky to know exactly which one she's in, so you might get away with something here. Let me get away with it, be quiet. Coop, you got anything else?
Starting point is 01:08:34 Sigourney Weaver in Alien Resurrection? Yeah! Yeah! Rising! Coop rises. Shane. Brian. Oh, he's going to his lifeline.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Audrey Hepburn and Roman Holiday. Audrey Hepburn and Roman Holiday. Now Brian came to play. Wow. Wow. That was way better than, isn't she dead? What do you want?
Starting point is 01:09:13 That's basically what he said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, we've been totally skipping Audrey Hepburn movies, so I might as well knock one of those out and say she co-starred with Sean Connery as old Robin Hood and
Starting point is 01:09:29 Marion, fair Marion in Robin and Marion. Nice. Yeah. What indeed. What? What? Those people used to make movies that I don't know about.
Starting point is 01:09:46 John? Helena Bonham? Caitlin, what do you got? I don't want to... Caitlin? Alien cubed. What? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Alien cubed. Sigourney Weaver. Yeah, she was bald and running around in tunnels, remember? Audrey, it's not Audrey Hep Alien Cubed. Sigourney Weaver. Yeah, she was bald and running around in tunnels, remember? Audrey, it's not Audrey Hepburn. It's Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney Weaver. Sigourney Weaver in Alien Cubed. Ripley, believe it or not, was in Alien Cubed.
Starting point is 01:10:18 All 78 pounds of Audrey Hepburn driving a tank into the Alien movie. Fuck aliens! Suck my gun. Suck my purple dick. All right. Just a quick note to the producer to cut that one out. Okay, so. Good call, good call.
Starting point is 01:10:38 Coop, what do you think? Helena Bonham Carter. In the Edward Scissorhands? No. Helena Bonham Carter in the Edward Scissorhands? No. I don't think she was in that one. I don't think they started doing movies together yet at that point. Her and Timmy B.
Starting point is 01:10:56 I think she's in it. I think there's a little later on that she joined his troupe. Hmm. Yeah. Okay. troop. Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. We're running out of time. Getting down
Starting point is 01:11:12 to it. Has everybody used their lifeline? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well. Ten seconds, Coop. Okay. You got it. Audrey Hepburn and Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter, or Sigourney Weaver. You can do this.
Starting point is 01:11:35 Sigourney Weaver and the Big Chill. Thank you for playing, Coop. Kirsten It's okay You did a great job You were great Great first time guest Thanks guys My favorite of the three guests today
Starting point is 01:12:02 Shane you got anything? My favorite of the three guests today. Shane, you got anything? This is going to be a stretch. I know she's in the movie, but I can't think of the title. Cool. That's the part that we're going to need. That's really cool. We don't take acting out of the film
Starting point is 01:12:26 or naming of the story. Tina Fey movie, goddammit. What's it called? It's Sigourney Weaver in Doom Date? You got an ice cream headache? Doom Date? Do Date. Do, like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:39 Do Date. Do Date. Yeah. That Downey Jr. We need to check, because I think that's it, but I'm not 100% but it's a Tina Fey. Oh, it's a Tina Fey movie?
Starting point is 01:12:49 Oh, no, no, no. I got it. Okay, so Shane's out. Wow, crazy how that worked out for you. I mean, I don't have to say that movie. I got lots of movies
Starting point is 01:12:59 I could say. Okay, say a different movie then. Yeah, yeah, I'll save that one. Save that one. Yeah, but I know what movie you're talking about, as do a lot of people, but that's not what it's called.
Starting point is 01:13:08 Due Date was Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis. Oh, right, and Jamie Foxx. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally different movie. I get Jamie Foxx and Sigourney Weaver mixed up all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're both like handsome women. You know, it's amusing to me that Audrey Hepburn's been on the table all this time and no one has said breakfast at Tiffany's.
Starting point is 01:13:28 I did. Oh, you did say that one. Very personal. Well, then I'm not amused. Tell you what you are is wrong. Because now I have to call you a funny face. Because that's another Audrey Hepburn movie. Sean?
Starting point is 01:13:43 Yeah. Oh. Sigourney Weaver in Cedar Rapids. Yacht Silla. Does she have like a small part in that? Ed Helms is their lovers in the beginning. She's like a teacher. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:13:58 That's actually pretty cool. Sigourney Weaver? Yeah. Okay. All right. That's a sex scene with Ed Helms? No. I said they're lovers.
Starting point is 01:14:05 No, he leaves town right away, and I guess his new love interest is Anne Heche. They talk on the phone a bunch, though. Like, in the beginning, they're having close-knit sex. No, you're clearly a Cedar Rapids scholar. I'm not going to argue with you. It's been a minute since I've seen Cedar Rapids. Tom Lennon's in it, too, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Yeah. Okay. He's a Cedar Rabbit scholar With an emphasis in South Dakota clap Shut up, loser Oh wait, so it's just you and me now, Sean? Well, I thought I won I won, right?
Starting point is 01:14:39 Well You did beat me Shit, I wouldn't have pulled that out if I thought we were done after this what? I thought we were done playing after the
Starting point is 01:14:49 well I mean we could keep going cause I've got I've got more titles but let's keep going do you have more? I can
Starting point is 01:14:54 I can give it a shot yeah alright love and other drugs that's the one Anne Hathaway was in that I'll appreciate you to save the person who was in the movie
Starting point is 01:15:02 what else you got? Helena Bonham Carter in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Okay. I don't even care if she's in it because I'm still going to win. I'm still going to win. Shane, I just wanted to
Starting point is 01:15:18 tell you that Baby Mama is what you were looking for. Thank you. Earlier. Sean? So it doesn't matter if they're in the movie or not, right? Oh, it'll matter when I'm tired of playing like when I've run out of tiles. Harry Potter.
Starting point is 01:15:37 Sean Jordan is our winner! Alright. Where is that name tag you picked? All right. Where is that name tag you picked? Where is it at? Oh, yeah, of course, Devil's Advocate. There you go. Caitlin, congratulations.
Starting point is 01:15:55 You did it. Sean Jordan, you win the opportunity to do your plugs first. What do you got to plug? I will be headlining this very comedy club December 12th with the one Mike Malloy. I hate his guts. Everybody should. But it'll be a very, very fun show. So come to that.
Starting point is 01:16:12 And then January 6th, I'll be at the Crocodile Room, I believe, in Seattle. Crocodile Room or Crocodile Club. But two shows there. So it's got crocodile in it. Yeah. Crocodile's like that's where like Pearl Jam and Nirvana and all sorts of people play there. I'm their first stand-up weekend. So we'll see. Please come.
Starting point is 01:16:30 Yeah, it'll be fun. It's a great clip. You're gonna do great. I got a, Kirsten Kubenbender, I've got a show it's called Pussyfoot that's gonna be at the Siren Theater like a New Year's end of this month thing
Starting point is 01:16:45 and I don't have an album I'm also doing that show oh yeah and little Sean here is going to be on my show that's right you can catch two of us yeah and if you check Spotify not a lot of comedians have albums right now
Starting point is 01:17:02 aww Shane Torres that That's me. Yes, what would you like to plug? I will be at the Laughing Tap in Milwaukee this coming Friday and Saturday, the December 10th and 11th. Yes. Shaneiscomedian.com will be on the road
Starting point is 01:17:18 pretty much till May. Nice. So, till I get married. Yep, the only day off I have is Sean's wedding actually. The only invite that's not going to make it to the mail is Shane's, so it'll be fun. That makes me feel good.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Sean, have you told me the date yet? No, I will. You're going to get an invite. Okay, well you told me I have to be there and then you're withholding the date. I don't want to make other plans that weekend. Alright. No, you're right. I forget I should tell people that work months in advance. Yeah, but it's a destination wedding
Starting point is 01:17:51 so you really gotta give me a heads up. We're getting married in Russia. I'll come here. What? Those people that helped us win? I'll come here. People that helped us win. I'll, I'll come,
Starting point is 01:18:09 I'll come, I'll come. Can I talk? I'll come here. Never mind. So anyway, we got to go. I had a plug.
Starting point is 01:18:18 What is it? Let's find it. I'll be doing Douglas movies in Miami at the improv there in Doral Florida on December 18th at 420 like I like to do one more time for all my guests Sean Jordan Kirsten
Starting point is 01:18:37 Cooper Bender and Shane Torres please remain in your seats I only have one more thing to say. Okay, sorry. You don't need to cross in front of me while I say it. As always, I love you too! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Starting point is 01:18:57 Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies!

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