Doug Loves Movies - Sleeper Agent and Graham Elwood Guest
Episode Date: March 30, 2012Doug is joined by the band Sleeper Agent and comedian Graham Elwood in a hotel room for seven-person rounds of Build-A-Title and the Leonard Maltin Game.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...m/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies,
coming to you from a hotel room in Minneapolis, Minnesota on Thursday, March 29th to Oceans 12.
Is that correct? Yes. Since last I spoke, you listened.
Graham Elwood and I. Say hi, Graham. Hi!
We flew to Minneapolis and the in-flight movie was The Tower Heist.
How much of that did you get through, Graham? I watched a good
20 to 23 minutes of that
before I either slept
or read something.
You slept. I was watching.
I was like, I can't wait to see
how long, because I didn't watch any of it,
but I could see him watching it
across the aisle, and I was
watching you to see how long
you'd be able to take it.
You know, Alan Alda is, I love Alan Alda.
The whole cast is good.
The whole cast is good.
It's just, it's just.
But Brett Ratner is the, is the, you know, he's the, he's the turd in the punch bowl.
I mean, he's just not a good director.
But if he's looking for comedic actors to be in his next film, you and I are available.
I'm totally available.
Yes.
We want to swim with those turds.
We want to swim with that turd.
Let's get in your punch bowl, Brett.
Yeah.
Last night, Graham and I went and saw a band that we like that we met on the Weezer Cruise
named Sleeper Agent.
That was a weird thing to do, Graham.
Sleeper Agent.
When you see these guys in concert, you to do that oh no that's that's unleashing a hell on them i don't think they want uh we saw them at the
fine line music cafe i think it's called and now we're hanging out in my hotel room the next day
hello yeah say hi sleeper agent sounds like we had some weird drug party last night and everyone
just woke up oh man what the fuck why are we talking into your phone how did i get here
i'm supposed to be in st louis right now no that's friday uh yeah friday you're going you're gonna
play in st louis but this won't be out by then. So they can just...
If people Google Sleeper Agent,
they'll be able to find you guys.
But what else?
What's the website?
Sleeperagent.com?
Sleeperagent music.
Oh, okay, yeah.
You were telling me last night
that Sleeper Agent would have cost you a lot of money.
$15,000.
Yeah, that sounds like a reasonable amount to pay.
For a domain name?
For a domain15,000. Yeah, that sounds like a reasonable amount to pay. For a domain name? For a domain name, sure.
So,
that domain name is held by
an actual sleeper agent? No, just some dude
who goes around buying
common phrases. Yeah, but that would be
the shittiest sleeper agent of all time
to have a website.
So, let's go around the room
and, because there are six of you
in the band, and let's start with Alex room, because there are six of you in the band.
And let's start with Alex, and everybody say your name and what you do in the band.
I'm Alex, and I sing.
I'm Tony, I sing and play guitar.
I'm Justin, I play drums.
I'm Scott, I play keyboards.
I'm Lee, I play bass.
I'm Josh, I play lead guitar.
Yeah, but you do it like from the back.
Sort of chill in the corner over there.
Well, BK's got that keyboard that sits there.
It really can't move once they get it on stage.
And I saw that it had some space.
I like to move around when I play.
I don't want to bump Lee in the head too much.
So I just hum back and forth.
That's super reasonable of you.
Yeah.
Yeah, Lee's.
I feel bad for Josh getting tucked behind the piano.
If I didn't need a vocal monitor,
I would take it.
I rocked out. If we got a bigger stage,
I like to just kind of roam around anyways.
Dancing by yourself, but rocking out
by yourself.
I just kind of go into my own little world.
I need some space.
You're a big dude.
I'm flinging it around and
stuff. It's just, it gets dangerous. You're tucking and flinging. The keyboard gets flung
around a little bit too. Yeah. Dropped to your knees at one point holding onto the keyboard.
He brought that shit up and held it up. He plays keyboard behind his head like Jimi Hendrix
does with a guitar. It's like, you didn't think that was possible like wasn't there a review recently that was like he was playing this complex part
yeah it's real easy i mean no no it's like four notes
we're gonna get him some monkey bars i mean i if it was hard i wouldn't be able to do
you know and then you you also in one song you started hitting a break drum
yeah that was rad with a hammer with a hammer hitting a break drum. Yeah. That was rad.
With a hammer.
With a hammer on a break drum.
Yeah, that's a nice sound.
That should be the name of the next album. Anyone in the audience is nodding off.
Wake up.
Yeah, that's their wake-up call.
Sleeper agents in the house.
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
You should make that.
Try to mic that thing, too.
We're like, no.
No, you don't.
It almost doesn't matter how big the room gets or how many people there are
or even how loud we are on stage
that thing will cut through any sound
the whole room will hear it
that is a god damn air raid siren
it's awesome
so when you guys are out on the road
do you
get the chance to see many movies,
or do you mostly watch them kind of like Graham and I tend to do,
which is like on a computer or an hotel room?
We do a lot of that.
I think Tony and I are the only ones that will, like, if we have a chance,
we'll try really hard to get to a theater.
Yeah, we tried so hard to go see Tony on Jump Street last week,
and it just didn't work out.
But what did you go see on the road?
Nothing.
I thought you made it to something.
No.
We usually just...
Not this one.
We'll find a way to stream it online.
Like we did the riff tracks for Breaking Dawn Part 1.
That was when we were home for a little bit.
We watched the riff tracks for that.
That was amazing.
I highly suggest you watch that.
That's a great movie to do.
I do movie interruption in L.A. and other places,
and I did that movie,
and it's so amazingly slow.
Yeah.
Like, there's so much room for comedy.
There's so much room to say shit while Bella and Edward play chess.
Right.
Well, they've got to make sure they have the nice sweeping shot of the dress that you want to buy and the bed that you want to buy.
Yeah, yeah yeah it's really
showing you things
and then there's these supposed people
in the story of the movie
but they're all like robots
it's all so weird
it's just bizarre
it's so funny that they let this wolf man
who is pretty much
always threatening to kill Edward.
It's funny that they're like, but he can, you know, stop by the wedding.
We'll come over and say hi.
And just keep being in our lives.
They're like the most white trash vampires and wolfmen.
There's this edit on YouTube of like the second one, I think,
made to look like Brokeback Mountain
and they edit
everything up
to make it look like
they're saying
these sweet nothings
to each other
and it's amazing.
It's so well done.
Yeah,
those guys both
they're so in love
with Bella
that if you
it's almost gay.
She could tell them
hey you guys need to
I want to watch you guys
have gay sex
and the best one
I'll be with.
They would.
Best technique.
Oh, yeah.
Furthest shooter.
Hit that tree over there.
It's so crazy.
I keep calling him a wolf man, but...
He is.
The wolf man, he's always to have like a nice set of clothes
out in the woods
for when he
changes back
from being a wolf
to put on
it's weird
yeah
well that's where
Urban Outfitters
has a lot of their stores
it's out in the middle
of the fucking
vampire woods
Justin what's the last movie
you saw in whatever format?
the last one I saw
in a theater
was definitely
Chronicle.
Yeah, we saw that too.
Oh, you did see that?
Which I thought was pretty cool.
Did you hear that they found that footage?
Yeah.
And then presented it
as if it was a real movie?
Yeah.
They're so lucky they got
all the security cameras.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Oh, yeah.
I'm a fan of that too.
Yeah.
There are a lot of security cameras
in the world.
Dude, that was the
only found footage movie
that was seriously
just like
I film everything now
like why are you
filming it
cause I just do it
you have to explain
they bring it up
so many times
in the movie
why somebody is filming
he's just like
it's for my blog
your blog about
just endless filming
of nothing happening
it's bizarre
but I like that
there's parts of it
that are pretty cool
for sure
it's definitely
worth seeing
I think
Tony and I saw
Project X
in theaters too
when we were home
because we saw
the trailer for that
before Chronicle
and we were like
let's keep this
footage thing going
let's keep finding
these
let's find these
FFs
and what did you think
of Project X?
I didn't think it was funny,
but I thought it was
like a spectacle.
Yeah, it was just
an excuse to shoot
an interesting party.
Yeah, the way it builds
and builds and builds
is pretty entertaining.
And the best part
of the whole thing, though,
is there's this one moment
where the party shifts
to that dark point
of the night,
where, you know
a girl's got a like a girl's bloodshot eye like just one's like messed up one's hunched in the
corner it's very brief but like it's like this weird turn that you feel at any party like that
anyway yeah there's a scene in that movie that really disturbed me it's when the kid breaks his
arm like they just wrap it up and they go along with the party. That's like the second
movie that's done that. Like, Get Into the Greek had a very similar scene where he just
like falls off into a pool. And if it's something about like having a broken arm, just being
like, it's okay, let's keep the party going.
That's me, yeah.
I'm gonna go play a show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it doesn't hurt that bad if you're fucked up enough.
Yeah, I guess not.
If you're all boozed up, then you can just stand around with a broken arm.
I'm going to eat one of these cookies and jump out this window
and test it.
What are you going to test?
The window?
I wonder if I can get through that window.
Because that is the thing.
There's not enough movies where someone gets
thrown at a window and then they just bounce
off of it.
Like they always go through it.
Like in Beverly Hills Cop, when they throw Eddie Murphy through the window,
and it's right next to a door, so that was excessive.
But they just throw him to clean through it.
I don't think that would happen.
Someone bounce off a window?
That'd be great.
I think it's happening something.
Somebody will contact me
and let me know
where that's happened.
And Tommy Boy,
Chris Farley,
always runs in the shit.
Thanks, Justin.
Thanks, Justin.
And then he says
all these shnikes.
Yeah.
That's the last movie
I saw.
He's so damn funny.
Most recent movie
I've seen
is Tommy Boy.
Oh, well, you gotta check out Beverly Hills Ninja.
Was that what it was called?
Yes.
Almost Heroes.
You guys remember...
Oh, I never even saw that one.
Him and Matthew Perry?
So bad.
They used the same shots over and over again because he died.
They just digitally put in a different background.
Yeah.
Yeah, isn't that weird?
That's brutal.
Creepy.
Just don't finish
that movie.
That was
Christopher Guest's
only non-mockumentary.
Yeah.
Huh.
Fascinating.
That's a good piece
of info.
That's a good piece of,
that's,
that's probably true.
I mean, it is true.
How much did it gross,
Tony?
Oh, no, that was
90s.
Probably nothing.
Yeah.
Tony,
his name,
movie gross numbers. He's really good at it. Oh, that's your savant? Yeah. Yeah, no, that was 90s. Probably nothing. Tony, he named movie gross numbers.
He's really good at it.
Oh, that's your savant?
Yeah, I guess so.
All right, well,
when we're playing
the games,
we'll just turn to you
randomly and say,
how much did that make?
I love it when you're
pretty sure you know
how much a movie made
and you say it to someone
and they go,
no, it made a lot more
than that or it made
a lot less than that
and they argue with you about it and it's like, it's such a weird thing to stand and they go, no, it made a lot more than that or it made a lot less than that. And they argue with you about it
and it's like, it's such a weird thing to
stand around arguing about, you know, like,
especially when you can just look it up on your phone
and say, in your face.
All this money you'll never have.
So we met
on the Weezer Cruise. Yeah.
That Graham and I, we did
the Douglas movies on there.
I'm sure your listeners are great to hear you talk about the Weezer Cruise again.
It does not come up enough on the show.
You're absolutely right.
You still got Weezer shit that you give away, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I still have.
They gave me.
There is endless swag from those guys.
Are you at a Pinkerton vinyl?
What's that? Are you at a Pinkerton vinyl? Super nice to us. What's that?
Are you at a Pinkerton vinyl?
No, I think I still have a few.
I have some singles on vinyl.
I have some of those, too.
Yeah, yeah.
And I got so much of it from them that Graham's got some, too.
Don't be gleeful.
Those are for winners of the show.
Those are for winners.
You had a pretty swanky deal on that show.
It was like, you only had like an hour of work and five days of partying.
Getting fucked up.
Well,
how much work
did you guys do?
We did two shows.
Three shows.
Three?
Yeah.
Those cruises are sweet.
I hosted karaoke.
Yeah, yeah.
He did karaoke,
he did bingo.
Yeah, yeah.
Bingo was great.
That was the most fun
I ever had playing bingo.
That was the drunkest karaoke.
Yeah, karaoke was
the messiest karaoke I think I've ever seen. That was a train wreck. It was the most fun I ever had playing bingo. That was the drunkest karaoke. That was the
messiest karaoke
ending I've ever seen.
That was a
train wreck.
It was so fun.
It was like,
MCD got a little
bit of a nightmare
because everyone
was like,
a mob on stage.
Everyone would
go,
come on,
you gotta put me
on.
I'd go,
carnivals,
close the list.
I can't.
Come on,
dude.
I dealt with that
guy a thousand times.
Come on,
bro.
I might have been
that guy.
Yeah,
I talked to all of you.
Were you really trying to get everyone to let you sing a song?
I could throw down some Marvin Gaye karaoke.
I've seen him do it.
Yeah.
What did Brendan do on the cruise other than that?
Wear a robe.
Get sunburned.
He got sunburned and wore a robe.
Covered his face with the sun
pollution in his hair
oh my god
are you guys in
if they do another one
oh yeah
oh yeah
hell yeah
so much fun
do a sleeper agent cruise
except it's only
going to be
in Lake Bay
yeah
12 people
well you know
if we get a
if we get a podcast cruise
you know
if we do a comedy film
there's Douglas movies and then whoever else we can get if we did a podcast cruise, you know, if we do a comedy film, there's Douglas Movies,
and then whoever else we can get.
If we did a podcast cruise, we would definitely ask you guys to do it.
Hell yeah.
Because we've got to have some other kind of entertainment on the boat.
It can't just be watching people sit around talking.
I'm going to go see Marc Maron and get all pissed off on a boat.
Get nervous.
Yeah.
Watch him freak out because he's stuck on a boat. Yeah nervous. Yeah. Watch him freak out because he's stuck
on a boat.
Yeah.
No.
If, you know,
if Gallagher gets better,
we're going to stage
a Mark Maron-Gallagher
reunion on a boat.
Let him walk.
Yeah.
That would be good.
Can't leave.
Can't walk off the boat
while I guess you could.
I smell Graham
wanting to do a plug
right here.
Yes, you do.
For the Los Angeles Podcast Festival, October 12th through 13th.
We're going to have 13 of your favorite podcasts.
Go to lapodfest.com.
The website is selling tickets and everything should be up probably late May.
Because that's another thing you guys do is listen to a lot of podcasts when you're traveling.
We get sick of music.
We have to hear our own as we play it.
So why do we want to listen to music?
That's an interesting point,
because I think comics would rather go see bands play
than watch comedy.
We'll do, like, two hours of music,
then we'll do two hours of stand-up or podcasts.
And that's not even comedy podcasts all the time.
We do, like, Radiolab a lot.
Those are really cool.
Radiolab's really awesome.
It's nice to hear somebody else talk.
I mean, you're in the van with the same six people.
Yeah, and everyone can sort of chill.
It doesn't feel awkward that you're not speaking to each other.
And hopefully you're laughing at the shit we're saying.
And as the driver, you'll find that listening to music puts you to sleep.
But what you really want to do is have a conversation.
That will keep you up, and a podcast will serve that purpose.
Yeah, you've saved our lives probably.
Very possible.
That's what we do.
That's what podcasting is about, saving lives, you guys.
It's like the CPR of entertainment.
All right.
Let me make sure I've got the order right here.
Do you guys hunger for games?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Katniss.
So, Tony and I read that book.
We read it in like three hours.
The quickest read because it was all triple-spaced
and really stupid prose.
It's a young adult novel.
But how does it stand?
People say to me,
when I say I didn't like
the Hunger Games movie
and didn't read the books,
they say,
well, how do you feel
about Harry Potter?
And I say,
I didn't read the books
and I like some of the movies.
Yeah.
It seems like the Harry Potter books
were, in their own way,
more adult than Hunger Games.
Right.
They were darker.
Yeah, they were pretty dark.
Hunger Games,
the premise is pretty dark. I mean, they just mull over it. They're darker. Yeah, they're pretty dark. Hunger Games, the premise is pretty dark.
I mean,
they just mull over it.
They're like,
ah, kids killing kids.
The end.
Yeah.
Really?
Love Triangle, over.
That's like pretty much the book.
Well, the Love Triangle
doesn't even get going
in this first movie.
Yeah, yeah.
The third part of the triangle,
he's not even around
during most of it.
Just in her head, I guess.
That's the thing about
talking about the movie, too, is I feel like the people that love it the most have read all the
books so i don't feel like it's you could spoil it for you know because who's who's sitting around
waiting to see that movie that didn't read the books you know yeah and then would get mad that
i say that you know also you going into it it's three books. You know that. It's not like Katniss is going to die in one of the first two movies.
Exactly.
Hopefully the third one.
But it's not going to trick me into reading the books.
Her name is Katniss?
Yeah.
The names are awful.
They're so bad.
Peeta is the kid's name.
And he's a baker's son.
It's like Harry Potter.
They're all magicians, so it's fun they have those silly names
dude the name Hermione
pissed me off
in that movie
I was like
what
Hermione
yeah
Hermione
he's like dude
what
Harry
why don't they just
call her Herm
yeah
Hermie
hey Hermie
but then she probably
this character
would be different
every time I read
the name
Peeta
Harry
it reminded me
of Lois Griffin in Family Guy.
Peeta!
Well, see, to me, it was like, as I was writing, it was like, oh, his dad's a baker, and his name is Peeta.
Yeah.
It's spelled like the food, not the...
Like bread.
No, it's spelled with two E's.
Two E's?
Yeah, but all the names are so dumb.
That's weird.
Withwick?
What?
Whichwick?
What's Woody Harrelson's name in it?
Hamish.
Hamish.
Woody Harrelson's in Hunger Games?
Yeah.
He's one of the better...
He gives one of the better performances,
but it's just...
It's all just...
It's very...
I don't know.
I thought the book would be more complex and, you know, go deeper, but people are telling,
some people are telling me that's not the case at all. It's just very simple, and they
just adapted it into a movie. I also thought that it was more violent than the, because
they, you know, they obviously had to get the PG-13. So whenever shit's going down,
the camera's shaking like crazy.
I was just grateful I wasn't watching it in IMAX.
It needs a better director.
I think it was the Harry Potter
second and third and fourth one
they changed the director.
Well, the third one was Alfonso Cuaron.
That's my favorite of all of them.
That's the best of all the movies.
And then at least the guy after him
kept it dark.
Because that was the problem with the first two movies,
is they were twinkly.
Yeah, well, they were so little.
The first one is the guy who wrote...
Took the first Star Wars.
Who's Christopher Columbus.
Christopher, he's from Columbus.
He's from Columbus.
Christopher Columbus.
He's apparently his last name after the time they did it.
He's from Champion, Ohio.
Where's he from?
I like Christopher Champion would be a good name for a director.
He did Gremlins, I think. He came up with that story.
Oh, really?
Well, sort of.
Spielberg produced that one.
And Joe Dante directed it
and Chris Columbus wrote it.
And it was crazy dark, the screenplay
for Gremlins. It was going to be like an R-rated
violent movie. And they turned it down
as much as they could, but
that contributed to
the invention of
PG-13 because
that and
Indiana Jones
and Temple
Hume.
You know your
shit.
What was the
first PG-13 movie?
Was it Temple
Hume?
Or was it...
There was some
weird movie about
that had, I think,
Dennis Quaid in it
that was an early
PG-13.
Great Balls of
Fire?
No.
It was about dreams,
and it was called Dreamscape or something.
Shit, now I'm going to have to look that up.
Okay, so let's play Build a Title,
and we'll start...
Who thinks they're going to be the worst at it?
Depends on what we start.
Okay, Alex.
We'll start with you, Alex.
And then we'll finish with Graham, since he's probably okay at it.
Red Dawn was the first PG-13 movie.
Man, way to look that shit up.
That's a great movie.
It is.
Patrick Swayze?
Come on, baby.
They're redoing it, you know.
Yeah, but they redid it, and it was supposed to be China,
and then, oh, well, China owns most of our debt,
so we're changing it to North Korea.
So I think it's going to be...
So it's no longer Soviets, but they're still calling it Red Dawn.
Well, they're making a modern...
They're making it to...
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
Korea probably has some red in their flag.
Yeah, they do.
It's kind of like...
Yeah.
The new karate kid where he wasn't doing karate. Yeah, he was in China in their flag. Yeah, they do. The new Karate Kid
where he wasn't doing karate.
Yeah, he was in China doing Kung Fu.
This was ridiculous.
Not a terrible movie, though.
I thought it was enjoyable enough.
You just love the first one so much.
If the first Karate Kid
was a dick, you would totally suck it.
I would suck it.
I would sweep that dick's leg because you waxed it suck it. I would suck it. I would sweep that dick's leg
because you waxed it on him.
I saw Scott Pilgrim
was on in the hotel room
in this room this morning, and I
that was
me paraphrasing when she says
if your life
was a face, I would punch it.
So I totally stole that
and changed it to dick and suck it.
Okay, Alex.
So filmed in Minneapolis and starring Natalie Portman and Rosie O'Donnell, amongst others,
a movie called Beautiful Girls.
So you need something that starts with girls or ends with beautiful.
Oh, God.
I'm so bad at this.
We could just eliminate you immediately.
Yeah, we should probably do that.
Tony's ready to go.
Who knows what's up?
Life is beautiful.
Life is beautiful.
Nice.
Nice call.
In my mind, I was thinking
somebody might go crazy slash beautiful.
Isn't it crazy stupid beautiful?
No, no, no.
Crazy stupid love.
Don't play out of turn.
All right, Justin.
It's a wonderful life is beautiful girls.
Nice.
Very good.
Next.
You have to end with it's or it
might be something
or
begin with girls.
Oh man.
I wish that on board
I wish to start
yeah
I have my keyboard
I'm playing Jeopardy
do you have a hammer
and a brake drum with you
okay
that's gnarly
I'm out
okay Scott's out
Nice
This show needs sound effects
We need to take this into the morning radio realm
Well there's no audience so
Yeah
Oh wait
Nice
Keep that one
Sold out in Doug's hotel room.
Keep that one at the ready.
All right, what do I need to do?
It needs to end.
You need to...
End in it or start in...
Girls.
Girls.
Yeah.
I could think of one.
The title starts with girls.
I'm blanking on it.
Bucket man.
Josh.
I need to get that app.
It's free.
It's a wonderful life.
It's beautiful.
Girls interrupted.
Oh. Oh. So close. Life is Beautiful Girls Interrupted oh so close
it can't be a plural
Girl Interrupted
that S totally ruins it
I almost said Girls on the Side
it's Boys on the Side
but you're just
it's like if it was from your perspective
yeah
sort of a prequel
alright so is that a movie? It's like if it was from your perspective. Sort of a prequel. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so...
Girls on Girls?
Is that a movie?
Probably.
I like it.
The Graham Elwood attempt.
That's my technique.
Yeah, that's what he does.
Pick out a phrase that sounds like it could be a movie.
It's a wonderful life is beautiful, Girls on Girls.
I'm going to have to say that.
I can't.
Who's in it?
You've got to name somebody that's in it.
Jenna James?
What movie is this?
If we did porn, then this would take all day.
I'd be disqualified.
You're out.
He was making a joke.
Graham, don't look at my cheat sheet.
Girls just want to have fun.
That's what I was thinking.
That's what I was thinking too.
That's right.
All right.
So Tony.
Okay.
Stick, it's a wonderful night.
Yeah.
Stick it.
What's stick?
Stick it is a...
Stick it was like bring it, but with gymnasts instead of cheerleaders.
Outstanding.
Nice.
Mm-hmm.
Justin?
What's the ending in now?
Fun.
Stick, it's a wonderful life.
Fun.
So you can end with fun.
Start with fun.
Start with fun.
An end of stick.
Yeah.
I can't think of anything
that ends in stick.
But I can think of something
that begins with fun.
Yeah, now we got something.
Fun is about to begin.
There's a...
All right, Justin, you're out.
Yeah.
Did you...
You were knocked out
of the first round?
Yeah.
So it's all the way back to, it's just between Graham and Tony?
Yeah.
Fun with Dick and James.
Oh.
That's what I was thinking.
I was thinking funny people.
Yeah, funny people would be good.
Okay, so you've got to start with Jane, Tony, or end with Stick.
Jane Ear.
Oh.
That's good, that's good
Jane Eyre
Stick or Eyre
Eyre
Eyre America
I gotta read the whole thing
because this is going to be a good one
Stick it's a wonderful life
it's beautiful girls just want to have fun with Dick and Jane
Eyre America
American Psycho yeah Is beautiful girls just want to have fun with Dick and Jane Air America?
American Psycho.
Yeah.
Oh.
So, Graham, it's Dick, It's a Wonderful Life. Is beautiful girls just want to have fun with Dick and Jane Air American Psych-O?
Psych.
You have three seconds.
Cyclone.
What's that? That's a movie about. Cyclone. What's that?
That's a movie about a cyclone.
No, actually, there is Cyclops.
It's a 50s sci-fi movie.
Just called Cyclops?
Yeah.
Psycholops?
Nice try.
I would have said... nice try nice try
I would have said
just admit defeat
no
I'm not losing
damn it
listening to you think is not very entertaining Damn it.
Listening to you think is not very entertaining.
Psycho.
You're out. Tony's the winner.
Oh!
Oh, brother, where art thou?
Oh, brother, where art thou?
Oh, motherfucker!
Oh, in Ohio.
Oh, dad, poor dad. Mom was hugging hugging you in the closet I'm feeling so sad
Which would create the longest build a title ever
Nice
Alright so Tony's the winner
Well done
Yeah yeah yeah
Okay so
That's the first only seven person
Build a title am I right
Have you ever done that?
We've never.
I don't believe...
There may have never even been seven guests on the show ever.
We might have topped out when we had like...
Aside from the 12 guests.
12 guests at Christmas, of course.
But the...
Of course.
But the Parks and Rec was a pretty big one.
That was like six of them, I think.
Or five of them.
But anyway.
Tony's our winner,
and I thought it'd be fun
at this point in the show,
before we play Len Moulton,
to play a song
by Sleeper Agent,
so you guys can,
you know,
hear how good they are,
and who the fuck
you're listening to.
We're actually gonna just
set up in your hotel room
and play full volume.
Yeah, well...
Put the drums down on the bed.
Let's do it, you know?
I kind of want to get thrown out of here
because they have a really strict smoking policy.
So the first one we're going to play is...
I wrote it down and forgot already.
Get Burned.
Get Burned.
So this is Get Burned by Sleeper Agent
out of Bowling Green, Kentucky.
And we'll be back with a very exciting round
of Leonard Maltin Game after this song. I'm gonna let go
I'm gonna waste some time
Oh my, my, my, oh
You were gonna say so
You were trying to say you're mine
Oh my, my, my, oh
I'm not gonna waste some time
Oh my, my, my, oh
Kiss me, I'll make it burn
I'll make it burn
I'm not gonna waste some time Oh my, my, my, oh Kiss me, I'ma get burned I'm not cold, I'm just a shaker
And a little funny love keeps me
I'ma get burned, I'ma get burned, burned, burned
Oh, you know you better come down
Leave it to you, I am dry
Oh my, my, my, oh
I'ma get a try to
You are gonna pay it in fine
Oh, time, time, time, oh
I'm not cold, I'm just a shaker
And I know I'm in love
Kiss me, I'm a second giver
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm a giver
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm not cold, I'm just a shaker
And I know I'm in love
Kiss me, I'm a second giver I'm a giver I'm not ashamed And I know I don't keep sleeping I'm gonna get burned
I'm gonna get burned, burned, burned
On and on and on
The light comes on
On and on and on
Yeah, I'm like a tool
That blows your head
When you come down, I'll be there When you come down, I'll be there
When I come down, we'll sleep in
Near, I can tell
To the door, I'm so near
When you come down, I'll be there
When I come down, we'll sleep in
I'm not cold, and I'm just a shaker
Never, never, I'll be loved
Keep me loving, I can't get enough
I'm not cold, and I'm just a shaker Never, never, I can get burned I can get burned
I'm not cold and I'm just a shaker Never, never, I'm in love
Keeps me up, I can get burned
I can get burned, burned, burned, burned
I can get burned
I can get burned
I can get burned Hey everybody, we're back with more.
Oh, so great.
Okay, I'm done.
I love, whenever there's a podcast that has a break in it,
I love that they act like it's radio
and people don't listen from the beginning,
like they would be just tuning in right now.
Yeah.
If you're just joining us, I'm here in a hotel room with Sleeper Agent and Graham Elwood.
Sleeper Agent, of course, comprised of Alex, Tony, Scott, Justin, Josh, Lee.
Did I get it in the right order that time?
And Tito.
And Graham and Tito.
So Tony won the Build-A-Title,
and also I looked at it during the break,
during that song.
Oh, what a great song.
We loved listening to it here in the studio.
During that, I looked up,
and the movie I was trying to think of
that was an early PG-13
is called Dreamscape with Dennis Quaid
and a weird...
I just can remember weird dreams
about being on a weird train
going through a weird dreamland.
Yeah, it was just like...
But it was kind of...
It had some kind of violent moments.
It was kind of intense, you know?
So I think that's why I got a PG-13.
If I got a PG-13,
I could be remembering it wrong.
But that being said,
let's play the Leonard Maltin game. Oh, I thought you
were going to have a crazy sound effect. Let's play the Leonard Maltin game. Nice, nice golf
applause. Nice golf clap. That's sort of what it's like. A lot of people are like,
that's sort of what it's like it's like a lot of people are like okay yeah that sounds good
and others are like
do we get to pick name tags?
no we don't
you will be playing for yourself
in terms of who you get to call a shithead
and
I have a little
I drew six spaces for six of you
to all write somebody down
at the end here and then yeah
um I gotta get for six of you to all write somebody down at the end here. And then, yeah.
I got to get the app fired up,
my Leonard Maltin app.
Got some new categories from some Twitter listeners.
Of course, it was someone's birthday today.
You'll see.
You'll see what happens.
Let's start with Tony and move this direction.
Man, I thought that was going to be a triumphant horn.
Yeah, that was a...
A triumphant horn.
A horn of victory.
All right.
I'm going to burn that thing.
I just got it.
I'm going to smash it and burn it
and then throw it away.
At I Am Paul Bauer
suggested this very morning,
because he made a lot of suggestions.
I was like, dude, your titles are too long.
I don't like to do categories where
it narrows it down too much
or it's too many movies.
You know, all this kind of conversation
goes back and forth.
And he came up with one that I liked, which is
Razzie Winners. That's movies
that have won the worst picture of the
year, according to the Razzies.
Or, Retro Rusher,
suggested on Twitter,
Peter Shrinklage.
That's movies
where a character is shrunk.
Or gets shrunkunk or maybe a shirt gets shrunk
no it's a person
a person gets shrunk
or AC Canon suggested
Requiem
I knew I'd fuck up that word
Requiem for a Bean
that's movies where
Sean Bean dies.
There's a
page on the internet dedicated to the fact that
he gets killed in a lot of the movies he's in.
And Graham's like, who's Sean Bean?
So that'll make it exciting.
If Tony knows who Sean Bean
is, he can... Don't say what he was in,
because that might be one of the movies.
Strategize.
Strategize.
Yeah, like,
people get really friendly
playing this game
and they say stuff like,
I have no idea
what this movie is.
So I'll say five names.
Then the next person goes,
well, name it then.
You just told me
you have no idea.
Five names is probably
not going to help.
Okay.
Tony, how many...
Oh, which category?
Oh, man, which category?
Oh, man, they're all so great.
He likes them all, folks.
Actually, let's do Peter Shrinklage.
Okay, nice.
You get to pick a year on this one,
because I thought of two different movies where one of the characters gets shrunk down
to a tiny, shrinked-up person.
This is not...
It doesn't have anything to do with taking a
cold shower.
This is not the
George Costanza category.
Would you like a movie
where somebody shrinks from 1965
or 2005?
He's really thinking about it.
Usually most people
would die for the one
that's more recent.
See, I'm thinking like
which movie will these
other cats not know?
Yeah.
1965.
Strategy.
Yeah.
I've ventured against
no one in this room
will know the 65 one
except for me.
But...
I'm going to go ahead
and say 1965.
Nice!
Someone gets drunk in this 1965 movie
that Leonard gives three and a half stars.
He calls it crazy
and funny
and the second film
from the people that are
in this movie.
And there are
nine names.
How many names can you get it in, Tony?
Start with six.
Then we go to Alex.
Name the movie.
Whoa!
Get this shit out of here.
Wait, let me see.
One, two, three, four, five.
I think he's going to get it.
That's my prediction. Wait, let me see. One, two, three, four, five. I think he's going to get it. Oh, no, really?
That's my prediction, but... Oh, God.
Yeah.
So Tony might be off to a fiery start.
I'm not even going to give you the clues again.
Okay.
That's how confident I am in you.
But you can ask for them again
if you don't know it from these six names.
Patrick Cargill,
Roy Kinnear,
Victor Spinetti,
Eleanor Braun,
Leo McCurne,
and Ringo Starr.
It's the second movie from these people.
And it's funny,
and it's crazy.
And Leonard gave it three and a half stars.
Oh, man.
Their first movie was Hard Day's Night.
Yeah.
Maybe.
What was the next one?
Here's the part.
Graham does know it.
But that Ringo Starr is a real giveaway name.
Yeah.
What were all the movies he's done?
I'm not familiar with the Beatles movies,
but I'm going to guess Help.
That's correct!
Yeah!
So much agony over so much accuracy.
The agony and the accuracy.
The third movie was Sgt. Pepper's.
No, it was Masked Mystery.
There was never a Sgt. Pepper's movie
that they were affiliated with.
There was a shitty Sgt. Pepper's. There was never a Sgt. Pepper's movie that they were affiliated with. There was a shitty Sgt. Pepper's movie
that happened.
What came first,
Magical Mystery Tour
or Yellow Submarine?
I think Yellow Submarine was three.
Well, they were, you know, like,
Magical Mystery Tour
was probably the third film
that they made
because, you know,
they didn't really have anything
to do with,
they liked Yellow Submarine
once it was finished,
but they don't even supply the voices.
They just have a cameo
at the very end.
That's pretty awesome,
but still.
I think that might have been
after Magical Mystery Tour,
because I think they needed
to be still pretty strong
as a group of four guys
when they did
Magical Mystery Tour.
I know, because they're
in it a lot together.
It's a lot of them
dancing around
doing stupid shit.
It's a weird-ass movie.
I like Yellow Submarine, though, personally.
Was the 2005, was that Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
Yeah, show-off.
What are you, the Sam Levine of singer-guitar players?
How much did that gross, Tony?
What?
What that movie?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Tony speaks my language.
Okay, so this is where we're at.
Tony has a point.
Alex challenged him.
Good challenge, though.
If it had been down to four, he probably would have been baffled.
Yeah.
So that means we're going to start with Graham and then go back
at you guys that way.
Cool.
Because that'll be
the other way around.
All right.
It's so hard
when there's this many guests.
Crazy.
But I like the challenge.
Alex was like,
some of us can stay home.
I'm like,
this isn't the Hunger Games.
Everyone gets to participate.
Don't leave someone at home in tribute.
Okay.
Would you like...
Who's this directed at?
Me.
Graham.
Okay, Graham.
Would you like...
Simone Sylvana, S-L-Y-V-A-N-A, suggested Rocky movies,
which is movies where there's an earthquake.
Yeah.
Eric Idle is
celebrating a birthday today, so
the films of Eric Idle.
And then your third option, Graham, is
the number one movie at the box office
in this country,
America, on
ten years ago to this very
day.
I'll go Rocky. I'll go earthquake movies. Earthquake movies.
Alright, would you like an earthquake movie
from 93 or 96?
Let's go
93.
Okay, this movie
has an earthquake in it.
That's all I'm saying from the category.
But, Leonard says it's worth two and a half stars,
and he calls it a mordant mosaic.
Nice alliteration.
And then he also says that it is a directorial achievement,
something to behold and admire,
but as entertainment, it's less rewarding.
And it has an earthquake in it.
Wow.
Oh, this is where it gets absolutely nuts.
27 names. 27 names.
27 names.
27 names,
Graham.
How many can you
get again?
Um,
I will go 15.
Okay.
You really
slashed it
practically in half.
I know math
works.
But,
uh,
Alex,
what do you
think of that?
Um,
I'll do 14 nice
Tony
good try
13
that was super nice
of you to not ask her
to name it
yeah thank you
cause that would've been
tough for her probably
uh
what's it down to
13
yeah
Justin
11
Scott
um yeah Justin Scott um
yeah
oh
oh
friend against friend
brother against brother
sleeper agent against sleeper agent
you just saw the really creepy slow
head movement towards Justin
he just looked very Hunger Games-y at him and said,
you're gonna die today.
Alright, Justin, drummer.
I'm sleeper agent.
More dant, mosaic, two and a half
stars, and then that whole big long thing
I said at the end, it's a directorial achievement,
something to behold and admire, but as
entertainment, it's less rewarding.
Oh, and also, let me just say that
Leonard Maltton loves the
hotel and road episodes of the show oh really and we'll probably hear this so don't talk shit
okay so uh i love your book and i think i've played this movie on the show before
because it's such because they have so many names it's crazy so your 11 names are
because they have so many names, it's crazy.
So your 11 names are Dirk Blocker, Charles Rocket,
Michael Beach,
Daryl Williams,
Robert Doquie,
Huey Lewis,
Buck Henry, Lyle Lovett,
Lori Singer,
Annie Ross,
and Peter Gallagher?
Is that 11?
What's that called?
93?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll read two of them again.
Two of the names again.
Huey Lewis and I'll Love It.
To me, that's...
Either you know it from that or you don't.
Yeah, yeah.
If that doesn't reveal...
I would think Back to the Future.
It doesn't matter what number you put on it.
Because it's wrong.
That's wrong, yeah.
And you know what it is, Graham?
Charles Altman Shortcuts.
Shortcuts. Charles Altman.cuts there's an earthquake at the end
yeah
there's an earthquake and it's funny
spoiler alert
earmuffs if you're
looking forward to watching Shortcuts
a more daunt mosaic
I would have given it three stars
Chris Penn
murders Jennifer Jason Leigh with a rock,
and then an earthquake happens, and he gets away with it
because everybody thinks the rock just fell on her head during the earthquake.
It's amazing.
You get to see Huey Lewis's dick.
He takes a piss in it.
Yeah, yeah, he takes a piss in his dick.
He takes a piss in his own dick.
He doesn't pick up with somebody else's piss.
Please, Graham.
Leonard is listening.
Please. Mr. Maltin, sir, Please, Graham. Leonard is listening. Please.
Mr. Maltin, sir, I am sorry.
These episodes are for him.
So that means Scott gets a point?
Yeah.
Nicely done, Scott.
You know whose favorite movie is?
That was a long time ago.
I'm just joking.
It's still a funny story.
All right.
We'll torture him about that some other time.
Okay, so...
This is where it gets really nuts.
So...
So we'll start with Lee,
and we're going that way,
so we'll come around this way.
So we'll go from Lee to then to Josh.
We'll play to two points?
Yes, sir.
And you have zero.
Everyone has zero
except for Tony with one
and Scott with one.
And we're starting with Lee
and he gets to pick
between four,
you've heard this category
on the show, I'm sure,
four-letter movies.
Movies with four letters
in the title.
You guys have probably
even sat there in the van
mulling over what movies
have four letters.
Yeah.
You also,
you don't get a chance
to go out to the movies,
but you're probably aware of movies that are in theaters now.
Very popular category.
I was going to use the soundboard.
I couldn't find it.
And then you've probably heard this category before, too.
Iron Lady, and that's movies that have a female robot.
One or more female robots in them.
And I'll tell you right now,
I don't know what sex the robots are
in the first three Star Wars movies.
Is there a female robot?
Yeah, there is one.
Stormtroopers are all dudes, I think.
Yeah, because they're all cloned off that one dude.
But isn't it,
does some nerd out there have an explanation
for why stormtroopers with outfits
replace robots?
You know the answer to that. What is it?
Of course they do. Oh, I'm just saying,
is there a nerd out there? So yeah,
they got some sort of explanation
of why they take such a leap back in technology
to have guys put on these weird
suits and run around when they have
robots that could just go do the killing for them.
What about the clones from the prequel trilogy?
They retconned all that shit.
I didn't know there would be
one in this room who had an answer to that.
Let's do I, Lady.
Sounds fun.
Cool.
This movie with a
lady robot in it is from
2003. Leonard
gives it three stars.
He calls it sleek and sexy.
And he says that
the robot creation in the film
is as impressive as robots have ever been.
Let's just say the robot's impressive.
There are seven names.
How many names do you think you can get in?
Lee on bass.
I'm going to say five names.
Strong, solid opening bid.
Sound like an experienced player.
Josh, what do you think of that?
I don't know what the movie is.
I'm going to say name it.
Nice.
Interesting.
All right.
I bet on Lee on this one, but let's see.
I hope I'm holding the phone so the speaker's picking your voices up.
Everything got really quiet during the Leonard Maltin game
because Doug had the phone right near his face.
Three stars from Leonard.
He calls this movie sleek and sexy.
And you get five names?, and you get five names.
Yeah.
Lee gets five names,
and you know about the robotic creations.
The five names are Christopher Lawford,
Mark Famiglietti,
doesn't matter,
Christina Loken,
David Andrews,
and Claire Danes from 2003
I'm a robot
those robots weren't chicks
I don't know
those are dude robots
Rise of the Machines
yeah that's right
I wouldn't have gotten that
I was so attached
yeah
Christina
Christina Loken.
He gave that movie three stars.
You didn't care for it?
No, my childhood got squashed when I saw that movie.
And even further with Salvation.
Well, Salvation's ridiculous.
There were parts of three that I liked,
like Chris Hardwick walking down a hallway with a tie on.
I have somehow missed the like the Terminator,
the whole thing.
Like Tony loves it,
everybody else in the band
I think loves it,
but I've only seen one.
I don't think I've seen
any of it either.
I've seen them.
Two is amazing for its time,
but I don't know
if it's still as much fun
as it was.
When it came out,
it was the most amazing
thing I ever saw.
And I hated,
from day one,
I hated Hasta La Vista Baby.
That's the thing
about James Cameron.
Until Avatar,
I've loved every one of his movies,
but with some
caveats.
There's always things about the writing
that bug me in all of his movies,
but I think the action
and the suspense and the filmmaking
is always amazing until Avatar.
I sat through Avatar.
I was never, like, excited during it.
I thought it looked cool, but I was never...
I hated it.
Still never seen it.
Hated it.
Hated what, Avatar?
Yeah, I went on rants about it.
I didn't hate it.
All right, well, don't...
I'm not going to tell people your Twitter address then,
because people will get all up in your shit.
Although people seem to mellow out about it, like people who love it, or, you know, they're living in the hills somewhere and don't have technology.
James Cameron's all into his DZC shit.
Yeah, is he still with the Bob in the Ocean?
Josh has a point.
Josh has a point.
Yeah.
Goodness.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is exciting.
Yeah, and Graham wasn't involved in that,
but he gets to pick, and then we'll go towards Alex.
And the options, Graham, are Sockblocker.
That's movies where some sort of footwear is in the title of the film.
Then there's Here's Johnny,
and that's a movie where one of the characters
does an impression of Jack Nicholson for some reason.
And then...
It's phenomenal. If you think about it, it happens so many times.
And then we'll go back to Razzie Winters.
I'm going to go Here's Johnny.
Okay.
This is a movie where somebody in it does a Jack Nicholson impression for whatever period of time.
It's not, let me just say right now, it's not any Christian Slater movie.
I wouldn't do that.
Somebody is intentionally doing an impression of Nicholson.
Three stars.
This movie is hilarious.
This movie is hilarious, and it was followed by several direct-to-video sequels and a TV series.
What year?
1992. Three stars. Nine names.
How many names do you think you can get it in, Graham? I mean, if I were you, if I may dare say,
I'd take all the names.
Because then you can't get into trouble.
He's still thinking about it.
I'll go eight
eight names he says
Alex
name it
eight out of nine names
is that right?
yeah
by the way this is the year it was born,
so I just had no chance. Alright.
Here's your
Here's your right name's ground.
This is hilarious. I'm probably not going to get it.
Is that why you're laughing?
I'm laughing because
it's great.
If you get it or don't get it, either way, it's funny how this played out.
Eight out of nine names are
Leo Salonga,
Brad Kane,
Douglas Seal,
Gilbert Gottfried,
Frank Welker,
Jonathan Freeman,
and Linda Larkin,
and Robin Williams.
1992, three stars,
and there's three direct-to-video sequels
that came out.
And a TV show.
What the fuck?
1992, I'm going to feel like an idiot.
Hilarious.
Everyone's screaming.
They know what it is,
and my brain is like...
That's why I knew this would be so funny.
Three stars, Robin.
Because the ninth name doesn't help at all.
So that's why...
I was trying to goad you into doing nine names, then she'd say eighth,
and he would smartly say, name it, for the win,
and she would have gotten those eight names that you just got,
and she probably knows the answer.
See, you're trying to help.
Yeah, I'm the game master.
I had it all worked out, but that's
where the players can, you know, take it where
they want to take it. Straight to
hell. Right turn, Johnny.
Yeah, your time is up. What is it?
The movie is...
Robin Williams in...
in... The Lion King.
It's an animated movie.
It's Aladdin.
Aladdin and Gilbert Gottfried is the bird.
Right, and it was an animated movie.
Anytime it's a bunch of actors and I'm like,
that makes no sense why they're all in a movie.
Yeah, and Aladdin was played by Scott Weinger.
Isn't that always horrible? He's the DJ's boyfriend.
Oh, you actually know who he is.
I thought that name would have no use to anyone.
You know that animated movies is my
total Achilles heel. I never know.
Well, the other thing is animated movies are a real cheat
in this show because your head is not
in the animation game.
You're hearing all these names and going,
what were Gilbert Gottfried and Robin Williams in together?
You're trying to picture a scene where they're together.
Some weird version of the birdcage.
Yeah.
Birdcage-ier.
Birdcage.
Alright, so that point goes to...
Alex.
Alex? Wait.
Oh, because she said name it.
Is this the longest
but then she also got the right answer so people can't
a lot of people bitch to me about people that make
other people name it and they never know it themselves
so you can't complain
about Alex
she would have got it she won that fair and square
by knowing something that everyone knows
except me
god damn it
just start watching cartoons bro I do I just need to watch them and pay attention Everyone knows. Except me. God damn it. Fucking handle me.
Just start watching cartoons, bro.
I do.
I just need to watch them and pay attention.
Well, they're on the goddamn planes now all the time. Like, if it's a Lorax, there's no reason for me to see it in the theater,
because I'll just kind of watch it in the background on a plane sometimes.
You've got to start paying attention.
I've got things to do on planes, like masturbate.
Did you guys hear Katniss Everdeen killed the Lorax and ate him
movie mashup joke
he's from district 2
that is such a shit district
okay
we got shit speaking of shit
I gotta move this thing along we've only got a couple minutes left.
So, we'll start with Tony, right?
I want to get, is that what we're supposed to do?
And then go that way.
Okay, start with Tony and then go to Justin.
Okay, let's go with one of these three categories.
You can do... What have we done already?
Oh, Razzies.
Razzies.
Or Black That Gas Up.
That's movies with either Kyle Gass or Jack Black or both.
And for a third one...
Oh, the Asparagus pea category,
that's called zero names.
That's where I just read the entire review,
and then you start the bidding,
since you picked it,
at zero or less names.
You have to go into negatives or stay at zero.
Okay, so I think that's two categories,
then say asparagus.
What?
No, no, no.
That's its own category.
That's its own category.
It's like, that's just what you do
yeah this guy
asparagus pea
yeah
who I initially called
asparagusp
he
and then he corrected me
it's asparagus pea
oh okay
now I get it
anyway
he invented this category
where I would
where I would
list all of the names
alright let's just do that
we're out of time
it's fun
I mean not whoa excuse me wow I thought I had silenced All of the names. All right, let's just do that. We're out of time. It's fun.
I mean, not... Whoa.
Excuse me.
Wow.
I thought I had silenced that.
Who was that?
I'm going to read the entire review
and then tell you how many names there are
and then the bidding begins.
And it's basically,
it's a game of everybody knows what the movie is,
but how many names
do you get it in
in the right order
reading from the top
it's the whole
negative names thing
so but zero
zero is
you picking the category
you can just say zero
and chances are
you're not gonna
you're not gonna
be in danger
or you know
it's not gonna
it's gonna end up
over here somewhere
okay
um
so Leonard gives this movie two stars and it's from 2001 It's going to end up over here somewhere. Okay.
So Leonard gives this movie two stars, and it's from 2001. He calls it remarkably lifeless caper film based in name only on the 1960 Rat Pack film
with X-Con masterminding a major Las Vegas heist and gathering ten other specialists to pull it off.
10 other specialists to pull it off.
It also turns out that his victim, Casino Mogul,
is keeping company with his ex-wife.
There's nothing in the script to elicit interest in any of these characters who succeed only in being
cool, in quotes.
The real standout is old pro so-and-so.
Cameos are included in the movie
and another actor appears on build
and it was followed by
Ocean's Twelve
how many names do you think you can get
the name of this movie
I can at least get it
I mean how many names
in addition to the name of this movie
does it have to be in order
yeah they have to be in the order
that either they were actually bill be in the order that either
they were actually
billed or the order
that Leonard has chosen
to list them.
If I say negative,
I can name three,
the top three billed?
Yeah,
yeah,
in order.
I think you can
probably get it
in negative three.
That's bold.
He's coming out
of the gate strong,
so that means
he's going to name
the top three performers
in order
from top to
one, two, three,
and the name of this film, the elusive name of this film.
And, Justin, what are you going to do with that?
Mine was going to be negative three, so I'll just name it.
Name it.
Okay. Now, this is tricky. For the win, too. Yeah, because this is. Name it. Okay.
Now this is tricky.
For the win, too.
Yeah, because this is for the win.
Yeah.
The film is called?
Ocean's Eleven.
What?
Man.
Okay.
And who's the very top billed performer in it?
I would say George Clooney.
And then who's second?
Brad Pitt.
And who's third?
Matt Damon. I'm sorry. It's Julia Roberts! who's second? Brad Pitt. And who's third? Matt Damon.
I'm sorry.
It's Julia Roberts!
It's Julia Roberts!
I'm sorry.
It's Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Casey Affleck, Scott Cahn, Elliot Gould,
Eddie Jameson, Bernie Mac, Shabadoo, and Carl Reiters.
Julia Roberts was in... She was in 11iters. She was in 11.
No, she was in 11.
She was a girl, but in 12 is where they
pulled the amazing stunt of her
pretending to be her to trick
Bruce Willis.
Fuck you, Ocean's 12.
This year's going pretty well.
But, so,
nicely done, then.
That means that the game rages on, right?
Yeah.
Because a point goes to Justin.
Top three were George Clooney, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia.
Weird.
Wow.
I thought it was Clooney, Pitt, Roberts.
Yeah, I'm sure all of them were above the title,
but, yeah, I don't know if that was you know
sometimes it could be a clerical error
I think Leonard has told me that he
puts it in the order that they are billed
according to the studio but the trouble is
like a lot of the billing works where
the opening title billing and the end title
billing are different because the end titles sometimes
go to alphabetical
or order of appearance
order of appearance is more likely, or just actual billing.
So it's all very tricky, and that's part of the weird fun.
So we've got a four-way tie with three other players here and ready to jump in.
We should probably, here's what we'll do.
We'll take another break.
We'll play the second song that you guys wanted me to play,
which is called...
That's My Baby.
That's My Baby.
That's My Baby.
It was.
We'll play that right now,
and then we'll come back with the exciting conclusion
of this Leonard Bolton game. Don't start your pants with cheap amounts And broadened slips don't come off on the fly
You'll never satisfy
No
Don't wait, I'm never gonna chase
Damn gay, I'm never gonna say
That's my baby there and he don't need to know
That's my baby there and he don't need to know
No he don't
Unleash your lock but don't you stray
Suck him down and let you run away
Tint your lips
With love of spitting
Throw your weight
I throw my boots away
Ain't it a shame
No
Don't wait
I'm never gonna chase
The tailgate I'm never gonna chase A tailgate, I'm never gonna save
That's my baby there and he don't need to know you at all
That's my baby there and he don't need to know
No he don't
That's my baby there and he don't. Thank you. Bye. I'm holding out for the juice, whoever had mine
Don't wait, I'm never gonna change
A tailgate, I'm never gonna save
That's my baby there and he don't need to know you at all
That's my baby there and he don't need to know
No, he don't
That's my baby there and he don't need to know you at all
That's my baby there and he don't need to know Hey, that was Hello My Baby by the Sleep Tones here on DLM Radio.
Anybody who doesn't like their music is a shithead.
We're here with Graham Elwood, Justin on sound effects,
and the rest of Sleeper Agent at underscore sleeper agent on twitter and let's continue the
leonard malton game hopefully i'll i'll press the buttons right on this thing so that uh
so that i can um get to the leonard malton app without stopping the recording
i already did it twice and now i can't do it? Okay, there, I did it right this time.
What an idiot.
That's like, I felt like John McClane.
Does he ever dismantle a bomb in any of the four Diehards?
I don't know.
He must have had to clip the blue wire or the red wire at some point.
He probably did, because they had the water jugs and stuff from him and Samuel L. Jackson.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he's been through that drill.
What's the thing about Ghost Protocol?
With a vengeance.
Ghost Protocol.
I want to start adding Ghost Protocol to every title that doesn't have, what are those called, subtitles?
Yeah.
So it would be like the Age of Innocence, Ghost Protocol.
We've got a Zubas
for this?
Schindler's List, Ghost Protocol.
The Deer Hunter, Ghost Protocol.
Harry Potter,
Ghost Protocol.
Then there's Ghost, Ghost Protocol.
There's Protocol, Ghost Protocol.
Okay.
The last person to get a point was Josh?
No.
Justin.
Justin.
Okay, so Justin got the last point.
And who made him name it?
Or who did he make name it? He made Tony name it. And Tony couldn't get the, oh, it Justin got the last point. And who made him name it? Or who did he make name it?
He made Tony name it.
And Tony couldn't get the O. It's the asparagus pea.
Finally, people are scared of that category.
Okay, so that means we'll start
with
Scott and move
towards Lee and
Josh and Graham, Alex,
Tony, and then back to
you, Justin.
You forgot your name.
Which category would you like?
Would you like the four-letter title category
or the 10 years ago anniversary to this very day
or in theaters now?
Let's go with 10 years ago today.
All right.
10 years ago today, this was the number one movie at the box office, according to my
sometimes
flawed research.
Sometimes I don't
get it right, or just once, but that was enough
to hurt my, you know,
Alex Trebek doesn't fuck things up.
And he's
totally high too.
Every show he's like, actually, if you watch it now,
every show he's like, um, we'll have to take away some points
because I was wrong in saying that you got it.
Oh, he's starting to lose his shit?
Yeah.
Oh, poor Alex Trebek.
Three stars from Leonard for this movie
that was number one at the box office ten years ago
to this very day.
He calls it a solid thriller,
the box office ten years ago to this very day.
He calls it a solid thriller,
and he also says that it has a disappointingly conventional finale.
Spoiler alert.
So, there are eight names.
How many names do you think you can get it in?
Scott on keyboards.
We're going to go with eight.
Nice.
Smart opening bid.
Then we go to Leon Bass.
Name it.
No way.
No.
You're giving him all eight names?
Yeah, because I don't know any.
You can do seven.
Okay, fine. I'll take seven, and then now he's going to go, and he's going to make me I don't know any. You can do seven. Okay, fine.
I'll take seven.
And then now he's going to go and he's going to make me do it.
We're going to go.
Well, maybe he'll make you do it.
You know, I still think maybe he thinks, if I dare think for Josh,
is that maybe, you know, six names might be enough for him.
Then he can force...
Yeah!
Stop telling him how to play!
You're going to let me win.
You're the worst host ever.
What do you think?
Do you want to go with that?
You want to bid seven?
Sure.
Nice.
Josh?
Six.
See, I told you.
I'm safe.
Name that movie.
Graham says name it.
So, if you can't name it,
Graham's going to have a point.
Did you get a point?
No, he doesn't have one yet.
He scared me.
Josh, who's running this thing?
Okay, six names.
Suspenseful music.
From the 80s.
The Michael Mann movie.
I think it might be from Running Man.
I'm running!
I'm a man!
Alright.
Three stars.
Solid.
Thriller.
Disappointingly conventional finale.
And your
six names are
Patrick Bajal,
Ian Buchanan,
Anne Magnuson,
Kristen Stewart,
Dwight
Yoakam,
and Jared Leto.
What?
Ten years ago,
this very day.
Jared Leto. Do you think you know what it day, Jared Leto.
Do you think you know what it is, Graham?
Maybe.
What are you thinking, Josh?
Requiem for a Dream.
Oh, that's an interesting guess.
Jared Leto was in that, right?
Was it?
Christian Stewart.
Christian Stewart is a younger girl 10 years ago
and
Forrest Whitaker
then Jodie Foster
Panic Room
doesn't Panic Room seem like longer than 10 years ago
yeah
and she's got really short hair
I was like she's going to grow up to be
real vampire bait.
All right.
So that means now Graham's on the board.
Graham's got a point.
Oh.
Backway time.
Someday werewolves are going to really dig this chick.
That was fun, though, right?
Yeah.
Good time.
Six-way tie.
Yeah, six-way tie out of seven players.
Lee, come on.
What an exciting conclusion we'd have
if you get in this mess.
All right, but we have to go the other way,
so that means we start with Alex
and go towards Graham.
And Alex gets to pick between
four-letter titles,
In Theaters Now,
or
Black That Gas Up.
Um,
I will do
I will do I will do
In Theaters Now
Okay
In Theaters Now
This is Motion Pictures
In Theaters Now
Leonard says about it
that it is far from a disaster
and he also says that it is
something in it is downright silly.
And there are
12 names.
It's in theaters now.
How many do you think you can get it in?
Alex, Singer,
Sleeper Agent.
I'll do
six names.
Six names. Good start.
Really?
Ram Elwood.
She really laid into it with the six names.
I'm going to say name that movie.
He says name it.
So apologies to Lee for walking out of here with a goose egg.
Because this is going to be a deciding thing.
If Alex can get this movie right in six names,
then she will be our winner with two points.
The ultimate underdog story.
She was talking a lot of,
I'm not good at this.
So we'll see.
We will see.
Would you like the clues again?
Yes.
Downright silly.
And something at the top top far from a disaster.
And your six names are
Willem Dafoe, Thomas Hayden Church,
Brian Cranston, Polly Walker,
Daryl Sabara, and
James Purifoy.
And it's in theaters now. So if you
guess something that's in theaters now, you have a chance of
winning this. Or Graham will take
it with two points.
Willem Dafoe.
Willem Dafoe. He is a shithead.
He was the original
shithead, but he was just joking around.
He was on Nerdist recently, and people were like,
why didn't he ask him how he feels about being called a shithead?
And I'm like, I don't want him to know.
There's no reason. He seems like a nice man.
I'm going to guess the Lorax.
The Lorax is a good guess,
but the answer is one of the greatest titles of all time,
John Carter. John time, John Carter.
John Carter.
John Carter.
What are we going to do tonight, honey?
Let's go see John Carter.
Oh, that's like a friend of yours?
We're going to go have a cocktail?
The original title is John Carter, Warrior of Mars.
Yeah.
Don't keep that in, which would explain what the movie's about.
I think they must have researched...
It's the oldest sci-fi...
They must have done research or something to prove that
women were turned off by the Of Mars part or something.
That was bad research.
People would think it's Warrior with Nick Nolte and Tom Hardy.
I think it's the wrong Warrior.
None of us won. I think it's the wrong warrior. None of us won.
I'm sad.
I think it's John.
Oh, yeah, Graham.
Fucking stepping all over his sleeper.
I was a little bit of a sleeper agent.
Come on.
Yeah.
Okay, so I'd like to ask you to leave now.
I got food.
Digitally.
And real.
Realistically.
No, it was more just a...
It's like
come on
fucking really
really
don't even do that
can you guys do me
a favor though
and the next show
you do
cause it happened
three times last night
and I laughed
the second and third time
uh
mentioning being
from Kentucky
during your show
yeah
like three of you
said it
yeah but at different points so do it so that everybody gets one mentioning being from Kentucky during your show. Yeah. Like, three of you said it. Yeah.
But at different points.
So do it so that
everybody gets one.
At every show.
Everybody at some point
just says some other statement
followed by
we're from Kentucky
and then go into the next song.
There was a show
I fucking love that.
We did that on purpose
so many times.
We'd be like,
we're in Canada.
Sleeper agent
from Kentucky. We're in Canada sleeper agent from Kentucky
we're in Canada
that's why we started
doing it
because someone yelled
fuck your KFC
after our first song
yeah
really
yeah
yeah
to which we responded
with like
fuck your poutine
because that shit's gross
you know what that is
I'm not a fan of it
but I'm also not
going to say bad things
about it
I'm not going to say
bad things about it
because people do like it
but it's not my thing
I mean it was it was an's not my thing. I mean,
it was an in the moment thing.
It was to a heckling.
You know.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I know about that.
I would,
I would,
say something much worse.
Fuck your beer.
I would really,
go after him.
Fuck your beer.
I'd be like,
I'd be like,
you guys are nice.
Because that's, that's an insult to Canadians, because they are nice.
And they're like, why do you have to go and fucking call us out on our shit?
Anyway, show's pretty much over.
Graham took it all down.
Bing bang.
Yeah, you got anything to plug, Graham?
Yeah, tour dates and everything else.
My podcast, my documentary
the Comedy Film Reds Guide to Movies
we've been taking pre-orders
at comedyfilmreds.com
you can get all my tour dates at
grahamelwood.com and my twitter handle is
at grahamelwood
and we've added a second show at Skyline Comedy
in Appleton, Wisconsin
on April 9th
yeah two shows now
and then we've also I am going to be doing the in Appleton, Wisconsin on April 9th. Yeah, two shows now.
And then we've also,
I am going to be doing the,
along with Graham,
the countdown to 420 in San Francisco
at 10.30 on 419.
So the idea is
at midnight we'll
countdown to 420.
And then go outside
and celebrate.
And then
Wow Hall in Eugene.
It's second annual.
It's now a tradition to play Eugene on 421
because the good people in Oregon
don't let the fact that it's the day after 420
stop them from enjoying some cannabis.
I think it's a year-round celebration in Oregon.
Yeah, Eugene, it's a...
Yeah, it's a pretty cool city for that.
And Josh
of Sleeper Agent suggested a
category for a future episode.
I'm going to install that
and use it soon.
And where
do we go to?
SleeperAgentMusic.com
And we're also on
Sleeper Agent Info.
And Twitter, underscore Sleeper Agent. And we will be meeting back up with Graham in Atlanta. sleeperagentmusic.com and we're also on sleeperagent.com and twitter underscore
sleeperagent
and we will be
meeting back up
with Graham
in Atlanta
on May 17th
yep
oh nice
yeah they got a
show on the 17th
and I'm at the
Laughing Skull
May 17th through 20th
yeah
followed by
we're doing
Hangout Fest
down there
we'll have a
rematch in a hotel room
and record it on
somebody's phone
and send it to
me.
We should.
Yeah, because
this is quite the
rivalry now.
We've got about
an hour and
15 minute hotel
room episode, so
be sure to
tweet at
underscore
sleeper agent,
all caps.
Doesn't matter,
but I like
seeing it that
way.
Sleeper agent! No one is sleeper, no one doesn't matter but I like seeing it that way sleeper agent
yeah
no one is sleeper
no one is agent
and uh
Graham Elwood
at Graham Elwood
and at Doug Benson
write to all of us
and say that you listened
to the whole hour
and 15 minutes of this
just let us know
that that happened
and just hashtag
ghost protocol
it'll make us feel good
yeah
always hashtag
everything ghost protocol
or GMER
which stands for
greatest movie ever rolled ghost protocol. Or GMER, which stands for greatest movie ever rolled.
Ghost protocol.
Let's do that. Let's call it
greatest movie ever rolled, ghost protocol.
I fucking love it.
You gotta do that. Wouldn't Paramount
sue, though? Fuck them. Maybe.
Spell it differently.
The protocol of a ghost.
That is ridiculous.
The greatest movie ever rolled,
semi-colon,
The Protocol of a Ghost.
That sounds like the sequel
to Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
Or something like that.
Something about...
Okay.
Thank you for listening.
Let's queue up the... Oh!
Quickly, everybody write
down somebody for me to call a shithead.
Each sleeper agent gets a shithead.
Ha ha ha!
Don't say that loud.
Yeah, just write it down.
And, uh...
Ha ha ha!
Get some exciting music in there.
And listen to the next episode of Comedy Film Nerds
because we're going to have all these game show sound effects on our next episode.
Oh, no.
I am addicted to this.
Justin created a monster.
Yes.
Well, Doug, you know I've hosted some game shows,
so it's fitting that I have these sound effects.
Yeah, Chris is going to love it.
so it's very good I have these sound effects.
Yeah, Chris is going to love it.
I can see him shaking his head and that long flowing hair of his
flapping around.
People are enjoying the shitheads
so far.
Who would you call a shithead, Graham, if you had the chance?
You don't, but if you could.
If I could.
If you could say something
that people will hear
about someone you think is a shithead.
I would say John Carter is a shithead.
I'd say...
That's a good one.
Riggins, though, man.
Riggins is great.
I love Riggins.
Riggins and Landry together again in Battleship.
I'm in.
Battleship?
Yeah, that's going to be awful.
Yeah, it's going to be...
What about those Ninja Turtles?
I'm looking forward to that.
I can't believe the outrage over what's happening to Ninja Turtles.
I really don't care what they do to it.
It was 1993 when that terrible movie came out, and that was just like...
For some reason, people love their Ninja Turtles, man.
And so they're really upset that...
Because what part is it they're going to take out that they're not going to be from outer space anymore?
Or they're not mutants?
They're not mutants, and they're not to take out that they're not going to be from outer space anymore? Yeah. Or they're not mutants? They're not mutants and they're not teenies.
They're writing so much about it that I actually know about it
because I don't care at all and I still have heard about it.
Wow, there's some names on here.
Okay, yeah, I remember that one.
That's good.
Okay.
All right.
I think I know which order to do these in.
Thanks again to Sleeper Agent,
Graham Elwood, and the great city
of Minneapolis and their wonderful hotel rooms.
And they're just a quiet place.
I like it.
As always, keep your
head on the ground and your feet up your ass.
As always,
Trevor Thomas is a shithead.
JJ is a shithead.
Adam Williams is a shithead.
Jordan Spear is a shithead.
Adele is a shithead.
And Mark Maron's
girlfriend is a shithead. Ha ha ha!