Doug Loves Movies - Stephen Falk, Aya Cash, Kether Donahue, Todd Robert Anderson and Janet Varney guest
Episode Date: December 10, 2015Live from the UCB Franklin in LA, Doug welcomes the cast and creator of "You're the Worst," Stephen Falk, Aya Cash, Kether Donahue, Todd Robert Anderson and Janet Varney. See Privacy Policy ...at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seats
With 50 azimuth corn kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess
Hey, hey, hey everybody! Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes unfold, his viewing prowess.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is I Love Movies.
Coming to you once again from the UCB Theater.
Excuse me.
In Los Angeles. I didn't bring out a beverage.
That was a mistake.
The UCB Theater in Los Angeles
on Wednesday, December 9th,
right? Does that sound good?
2015?
Let me see your name tags, LA.
I know you brought some.
You got
Nick Follows instead of It Follows.
I don't even know what that
is other than a series of lights.
Oh, wait.
John?
John-er?
John-earth?
John-er.
What does that mean?
John-er?
Okay.
You're the John-er-iest person I know There's a Douglas Movies logo on an iPad
It says pick me on it
And there's a hand jumping around
And what's your name?
Divine Loves Movies
And it's your face instead of mine
You worked hard, good luck to you
The Gabe Escape instead of the Great Escape.
See, I figured that one out quickly.
I don't know what this Armageddon thing's about.
A.K. Margeddon, Mar, Maran.
What's your name?
Brandon.
Brandon?
You put Brandon into Armageddon?
That's a good slogan.
It's not Armageddon without Brandon's a good slogan.
It's not Armageddon without Brandon.
Well, thank you to everybody who brought name tags
and good luck being chosen.
As you can see, I've got five guests tonight.
And I was even confused and startled
by the number of chairs out here.
When I walked out here, I was like,
was that many people backstage?
Oh, I guess so.
Doug's plugs! I'm doing stand-up
at the Irvine Improv on Monday, December
28th, and the
Punchline in Sacramento on
Tuesday, December 29th.
Join me during the holiday
taint, and
get info about these dates
and more at douglosmovies.com.
That's douglosmovies.com. That's douglovesmovies.com.
Apologies for anyone who wants the 12 Guests of Christmas East Coast edition.
Hasn't shown up on iTunes yet.
And what can I say?
They're slow over at iTunes.
If you want it right now, if you cannot wait, it's at douglovesmovies.com i'm not going to say it
twice.com from the corrections department amy miller was right uh you've never seen
santa quite like this before is a tagline for santa claus the santa claus and not jingle all the way. Yeah.
The department that writes out my questions and answers
has been fired.
They've all been sacked.
The prize bag tonight, I brought a bunch of stuff,
and we've got five guests, so I'm excited to see what they bring.
I brought a Douglas Movies t-shirt from North Carolina.
A dude gave me this hoodie
that I regret giving away
already. It says
Laugh Local
on the back of it and has the
outline of the state of North
Carolina.
And it's a blue, super
comfy hoodie that
whoever wins it
is going to have to explain what Laugh Local means
and why there's an upside-down Tennessee.
I got this button when I saw Our Brand is Crisis.
They had Our Brand is Crisis buttons in the lobby,
so who wouldn't want to wear that?
I've got a warm hat.
A warm head hat.
That says Chiba Chews on it.
Chibachews.com
This was given to me when I was on AM Northwest in Portland.
It's a cacciatore.
It's just sausage that apparently you can just wrap up in brown paper
and it's going to be good for a while.
That seems sketchy to me.
And then I've been giving these out constantly.
House at the end of the street.
Wrist slappy thingy.
I fucking love these things.
I don't know.
I haven't seen House at the End of the Street,
but I love these wrist slappy thingies.
All of that,
plus what my guests bring,
please welcome the creator and cast
of You're the Worst,
Stephen Falk,
Aya Cash,
Kether Donahue,
Todd Robert Anderson,
and Janet Varney.
Thank you.
I was like, let's do a show to promote the season finale of You're the Worst on FXX.
And then we all settled on the night where the finale is tonight.
So when this is posted tomorrow on the internet, it's going to be perfect timing.
No help whatsoever.
Yes, that's right.
And that's the creator of You're the Worst, Stephen Falk, everybody.
creator of You're the Worst, Stephen Falk, everybody.
I met him because I was a fan of the program Weeds,
and not for reasons that you guys would assume.
It was a really strong character comedy.
But I followed you over to You're the Worst, and it's a hilarious program.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Not as much marijuana, but thank you.
Yeah, but some.
Some.
And definitely some drugs.
Yes, a lot of drugs.
Yeah, harder drugs than I'm used to.
Oh, yeah. So I can't relate to these characters.
No, no, they're unrelatable.
Yeah.
No, not to everybody.
Just to me, Steven. So,
but the news,
the good news is, and it's already been released
a week ago, is that you are
coming back for a third season.
Yes. Yes.
And
everybody look forward to that in
2018. Yeah, exactly.
No, no, it'll be sooner than that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like next,
next,
next year.
Fall-ish you think?
Sure.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's do it.
Sounds good.
Yeah.
You guys ready?
Totally do it.
All right.
Janet,
hold on to your microphone.
Janet.
When you make noises,
we want to hear them.
My laugh is so loud.
No microphone needed.
Well,
you know,
you're professional.
You can work it. You can work it.
You can work it out.
But let's start down on this end since we already have.
It's Janet Varney, everybody.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What did you, first of all, bring for the prize bag tonight?
Do you have an item for us?
I did.
I only have two left.
One is my own,
but if you don't care about this,
you can sell it
because someone will,
but this is a sign.
I just signed
a Legend of Korra
season one DVD,
which is the one.
Yeah, book one.
Are you in that?
Air.
Yes.
I thought it had to be something
that we were,
I don't know, listen.
No, that's good.
So you want to promote something
yeah
and it's
sure
no I'm saying
promote the thing
that is no longer on the air
for sure
I want to promote it
just your participation of it
you're proud about it
and you signed it somewhere
I signed it on the cover
I didn't know
where's your signature
it's in a magical
oh my god
it's right across that
is that a lady it's her beautiful breasts it's right across that. Is that a lady?
It's her beautiful breasts.
It's right across her breasts.
Beautiful, ample breasts.
You wrote J-V-A.
Pretty much.
Yeah, okay.
They're not that ample.
All right.
All right, J-V-A.
And your character on the program is called...
What's your name?
Becca?
Mm-hmm.
And I'm going to ask this of everybody, so get ready. called, what's your name, Becca?
I'm going to ask this of everybody, so get ready.
What kind of movies do you think
Becca likes?
What would be Becca's favorite movie
if she had one?
I think that
she probably thinks that she can relate to
the gravitas of Steel Magnolias.
Somebody that's Shelby the Juice. She thinks that she can relate to the gravitas of Steel Magnolias. Somebody that's Shelby the Juice.
She thinks that.
But she also probably really likes Magic Mike.
But not for the Soderbergh reasons.
I don't think she gets anything other than it's Channing Tatum.
No, not for the indie film.
Any additions, Steven?
Dancing. Oh, that's interesting. No, not for the indie film. Any additions, Stephen?
Dancing.
Oh, that's interesting.
We'll go to Stephen after each of the actors to get the actual story.
Yeah, those are all wrong.
How fired am I?
All wrong.
Wonderful.
Not at all.
Wonderful.
Godard.
Oh, Becca's into Godard.
Breathless.
All right, well, I would never want her on this program.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
Todd Robert Anderson,
everybody.
Hi, everybody.
Hi, Doug.
Vernon is the name
of your character
on the show.
Yep.
My name is Vernon
Do you already have
an answer for what movie
Vernon would be into?
Well, I think
Vernon's number one movie
is National Lampoon's
Animal House.
His number two movie
is Roadhouse.
Oh, these are great choices.
These are American classics.
These are also just
Todd's choices.
Side note.
They're also my favorite movies.
Is he right, Stephen?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
Okay, you nailed it.
Good job. He likes Van Oh yeah, absolutely. Okay, you nailed it. Good job.
He likes Van Wilder too.
Yeah.
Our friend Bert Kreischer
who's been on this show
was the inspiration
for Van Wilder,
I'm told.
But he just looks
nowhere good
as Ryan Reynolds.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I don't think even Bert
would be offended by that.
What did you bring
for the prize bag, sir?
I brought a bunch of stuff in this Sephora bag.
I wrote a book called Don't Act, 101 Reasons Why You Shouldn't.
I brought that.
I brought an indie movie that I'm in called Fuzz Track City.
Sounds like a Vernon movie.
What do you play in that?
I play an alcoholic detective. You're like the Vernon movie. What do you play in that? I play an alcoholic detective.
You're like the lead character.
Yeah, I bed Dee Wallace.
Take her to bed.
Oh, I glanced at it.
I thought Eli Wallach was in the movie,
but it's Dee Wallace.
Yeah, Eli Wallach.
She's not Dee Wallace Stone anymore?
She dropped the stone?
She dropped the stone.
Yeah, good for her.
I know how bad,
I know how hard it is to have a kidney stone
and not be able to.
Right.
I also brought,
because it's Christmas,
a copy of National Lampoon's
Christmas Vacation.
Well, you're really,
you're out doing yourself now.
This is crazy.
And, well,
I'm a huge fan of this show.
I'm a little starstruck right now.
Oh, really?
Yes, it's super.
I'm freaking out.
And this is a collection
of Van Damme pictures.
Yeah.
We got Hog Target.
We got Lion Hog.
We got Sudden Death.
And The Quest.
There it is.
Yeah, all of those are on one.
All great.
Yeah.
Three of which are rated R.
One's PG-13.
The Quest.
Yeah, he tried to go a different route on The Quest and
that didn't work out either.
Nope.
Well, those are terrific gifts.
That's fantastic.
Thank you very much and thanks for
being a fan of the show. So does that
mean you think you're going to be great at the games today?
No, I mean, I feel like when I
listen at home, I'm really good
at the games, but now that I'm here, nope.
Yep, you're already feeling the pressure.
You already feel like you don't know anything about movies.
I don't know movies.
People really blank out.
But I wish you good luck.
Thank you.
And let's hear it for Kether Donahue, everybody.
Hi.
Hi.
everybody Lindsay Lindsay on the show why are you reacting to your microphone like it did something crazy I thought it didn't work okay it's working thank you
for being here and what do you have for the prize bag after that amazing
amazing stuff from everyone
in front of you. You are?
This is a vintage piece.
A vintage piece?
I'll tell you why.
A few weeks ago I was doing
Steven and Todd have a
sketch show they do called Film Pigs
and they were all talking about a movie called Highlander.
What's the line in Highlander that's famous that you told me about?
There Can Be Only One?
There Can Be Only One, yeah.
There, yeah, that one.
They were all quoting.
Yeah, Douglas movies.
Well done.
So they were talking about this, and I was like, what are you talking about?
I didn't know. So Todd was like, you haven't seen Highlander? and I was like, what are you talking about? I didn't know.
So Todd was like, you haven't seen Highlander?
And I'm like, no.
So he's like, all right, we're going to make a night out of this.
So I went to Todd's house and watched it, and I fell asleep.
Yeah, she didn't even get to the good stuff.
It was like 40 minutes in.
And then he tried to put on another movie after,
and I was like, what's going on?
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
That sounds weird.
He's like Cosby but with movies.
He just shows you movies
that you won't like
until you fall asleep and then the real magic
happens.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I mean,
Highland is a real
dude flick.
That's a weird one
to invite a lady
over and go,
Well, she really
wanted to see.
I explained to her
the weird casting
where the French guy
is playing a Scotsman
and the Scottish guy
There's so much
to wrap your head around.
She really was
interested at that point.
So I said,
okay,
you should watch it.
So cut to,
we get asked
to do your show
and we're all very excited
and I called Todd
and I'm like,
oh my God,
I have to bring
the copy of Highlander
that I fell asleep to.
So that's why
it's vintage.
There it is.
The sleepiest,
the most sleep-inducing copy of
Highlander.
And I even called him, I called him this morning
and I was like, listen, Todd,
I was like, I understand if you say no,
if it's a sentimental piece,
like, because, you know, people get touchy
about this stuff. It was difficult.
I was very polite about it. So I was like,
if you give me your copy and I give it as a prize,
I'll reimburse you a Highlander copy later.
Don't worry, dude.
Within a few years, you're going to be able to download a copy of that movie
into your brain directly.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you don't need a physical copy anymore.
No, it's a waste.
It wastes space.
Also, one last thing.
Me and Aya went skydiving recently and tripled our fundraising goal
to raise money to end
human sex trafficking and this is the
top we wore when we jumped out of a plane.
What does it say? Keep the girls
safe. Keep the girls safe.
I love it. So that's special.
That's sentimental. And I just
heard today, I saw just now
breaking news,
sex trafficking has ended. Wow. I just heard that, I saw just now, breaking news, sex trafficking has ended.
Wow.
Wow.
I just heard.
Good work.
Completely done.
Well done.
They totally wrapped it up.
Good job, Heather.
Yeah.
They did the martini shot and then closed their doors.
I know, that's a super awesome cause,
and thank you for bringing that.
And part of that cause with you,
sitting next to you on your right,
it's Aya Cash, everybody.
Yay!
And, oh, wait, we gotta ask,
Heather, really quick,
what movies is Lindsay like?
I was so happy I thought you forgot.
All right, moving on.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
I feel like Lindsay is self-involved
and just watches reality shows.
I do think she watches hentai.
I feel like she watches porn and, like, studies it and, like and tries to copy the actresses in the porn.
Steven, is that accurate?
Accurate.
Very good.
Aya, what do you got for us?
All right, I have, so I listened to a show,
and Jon Hamm bought a GoPro,
and I was like, well shit, I need to bring it.
And then I didn't.
I brought a shitty cup that says you're the worst on it.
It's a trash juice cup.
So the one of you that watches our show, that's probably my husband in the audience, you'll know what that is.
And then I ran into Todd out in front of the theater.
Todd's just hanging out with everybody.
I loiter a lot.
Well, I saw him and I was like, what'd you bring?
And then he showed me all his cool gifts
and I was like, motherfucker, I don't have anything.
I have a shitty plastic cup.
So I went to the bookstore slash DVD store
slash record store that's next door.
What you get
bought
in honor
of my lovely
co-star
Kether Donahue
who is in
Grease Live
I brought
John Travolta
and Olivia Newton-John
this Christmas
don't
don't all scream
with delight
I'm a little bit Scientology I'm a little bit Scientology.
I'm a little bit leaving this CD.
Would be a lyric.
The guy in front of me was actually buying Going Clear,
so it was a perfect sort of interaction for the clerk.
I love that we're right across the street from Scientology.
Wait, you got something else?
One more, one more.
Just because I was like, well, these are actually very lame,
so I'm going to bring one cool thing, which is
Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special.
On a dying format.
Called DVD.
Well, pass all that stuff down here,
you guys, so I can put it into the bag.
I have an additional tab.
Oh, it's Stephen.
But first,
what's a movie that
your character on the show would like, enjoy?
I feel like Gretchen does not watch movies, so I feel like the last movie she was into was probably Cruel Intentions,
because every 90s girl was into Cruel Intentions.
Thank you, the three of you.
That's a good answer. Stephen, can you back that up? Yeah, no you that's a good answer
Stephen
can you back that up
yeah
no that's totally true
so
I also heard
John Hamm bought
a fucking GoPro
so I brought a drone
oh fuck you
a drone
it's a little drone
a real live drone
well so
yeah our lead actor
Chris Gere
gave me two
so I'm re-gifting one.
Yeah, Chris couldn't be here
because he's British.
Yeah.
And this is almost
exactly as good,
but it's a screenplay
to Wild,
starring Reese Witherspoon.
Oh, that's a commercial
for Backpacks.
It's a commercial
for Backpacks.
Wait, hold on,
there's more.
So, Ride With the Devil,
starring Jewel.
Yeah!
I think there were some other people in there, but...
Nah, doesn't matter.
Since she breastfeeds, I'll give it to her.
And then, I actually like this movie a lot,
but the central performance is horrible.
Eric Bogosian in Talk Radio.
Oliver Stone.
It's a really good movie.
Enjoy the Bogos?
You just took down Eric Bagogian.
Look, his final monologue with
the 360 circuit, it's
horrible. It's horrible.
It's bad acting. I love him.
And then there's a
season two cast and crew, You're the Worst
bag. Oh!
Well, let's put everything in that bag. I will never use.
Put everything back in that bag.
Yeah, when you're the creator of a show,
you can't walk around with a bag with the name of it on there.
Oh, why does it say you're the worst in my bag?
I created it.
I'm the mastermind.
Well, that's still amazing stuff.
A drone.
It's a little one, but still.
That's a first.
Let's just go down the line, starting with you, Stephen.
Last movie that you saw.
My fiance and I took our
ten-week-old baby daughter
to a drive-in this past weekend.
There's one in City of Industry,
if you don't know.
To see Creed.
What was the...
Was it a double feature or just the Creed?
There was another movie, but we could
only, you know, she's ten weeks,
so she can only watch their one movie.
Through Creed? She only likes
boxing movies.
Oh, they didn't double it up with Southpaw?
No, they should have.
They should have.
Yeah, no, it's great.
You can bring beer.
We snuck our dog in, but as we were driving in,
I noticed that it said no pets allowed.
So my fancier was in the backseat with the baby,
so she threw a blanket over the dog,
but the dog refused to sit down,
so there was just a dog
with a blanket over its head,
and the lady was like,
just looked at the dog going like this,
and said, 1950, I don't care.
Whatever.
She cited a specific year?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is something that would happen in 1950.
Yeah.
I don't care. What about Creed did you like it I did yeah the the quality of picture is not
great at the drive-in but getting past that I liked it a lot yeah I thought it
was to make a a really good standalone movie from a seventh movie in a series is unheard of.
I mean, Halloween did it.
Yeah, that's not true at all.
No.
Not true.
Aya, what about you?
Have you been to the movies?
The last movie I saw was on Netflix, and it was about, I think, I just watched this movie.
I can't remember his name.
Seymour Hersh. Josh?
Nope.
My husband disowned me.
He's like, you're on your fucking own.
Don't bring me into this.
But he's a P, what?
What was it? Nope, still signed.
What'd you guys watch?
Oh, he doesn't know.
He's disowning your comments.
We listened to the podcast where you made someone leave when they called out,
so he's just afraid of you.
Yeah, he's trying to be a good audience member,
but I think when someone's name-checked, they can talk.
Right.
I think that's how it should work.
Anyway.
But what was it?
He's a piano teacher.
He was, like, a pianist.
It's never not funny.
This is a documentary?
It's a documentary, yes.
And it's fantastic. Ethan Hawke
created it. Ethan Hawke was like a
producer on it? Yeah, and he's sort of in the
movie introducing it. Does anybody know what this is?
Seymour and Introduction.
What?
Seymour and Introduction.
Seymour and Introduction. Seymour and Introduction.
What a terrible title to have to yell out
and get people to understand.
But it was a good movie?
Very, very good movie.
All right.
Where can people see it?
On Netflix.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Next.
I'm Netflixing like crazy right now,
so I'll check that out.
Heather? So right now I'm Netflixing like crazy right now, so I'll check that out. Kether?
So right now I'm in rehearsals for Grease Live, and the director of our show.
Wait, that's why you quoted Grease to me when I saw you tonight?
Oh, yeah, because literally all day I'm like, rama, lama, lama.
When I come home, I'm like singing and dancing.
So when I came in, I came in with whiskey because I can't do an interview without drinking.
And I went in and I was like, you want a little sneaky peek to get the party going?
I was like, that's Rizzo from Grease that she's quoting because she knows I love musicals.
But no, you're just living and breathing that entire show.
Yeah.
So we're in rehearsal and the director um cracked a joke and no one laughed
which was weird because he's funny and people usually laugh at his jokes and the reason um
we no one laughed is because he was quoting something from waiting for guffman and no one
had seen it what yeah yeah so there's young people out there. So we're like, wait, today is Wednesday.
So two nights ago, we're like, he's like,
this is unacceptable behavior that you have not seen waiting for Guffman.
So we all watched it, and that's the last movie I saw.
You liked it, right?
I did.
I love Catherine O'Hara.
Doesn't Fred Willard at some point say,
do you want me to strike this stool?
Because that's what I remember
and it made me laugh so hard
because it was so stupid.
I missed that.
To offer to strike the stool.
But yeah, it's a super fun movie
and as are all of the Christopher Guest joints.
I enjoyed it.
I want to see it again.
It was one of those
movies where I was like
when it was done
I was like
I want to watch that again.
There's a lot of
subtle jokes that you
missed the first time around.
It's true about Guffman.
Repeated watchings.
I love that
you picked that up Todd.
I was just
why
because now we're
moving to you.
Okay. And asking the same question now we're moving to you. Okay.
And asking the same question.
All right, so...
Last movie you saw.
Literally the last movie.
It was...
I got in the mail yesterday
my brand new, just released
Blu-ray copy of Blue City
with Judd Nelson and Ally Sheedy.
You ordered that through the mail?
I'm an Amazon Prime member. You ordered that through the mail? I'm an Amazon
Prime member.
It comes in two days.
Free shipping.
Why were you so...
Why did you have such urgent...
Why was it so important
you see that movie within two days?
It was nostalgic, I guess.
I remember really liking Blue City
because I thought Jed Nelson was the shit in the 80s,
and I hadn't seen it since then.
Yeah, you were like eight at the time.
Yeah, yeah.
And it was R-rated, and I wasn't supposed to look at it,
but I did anyway.
And so I really wanted to see it again.
Does it stand up?
Yep.
That doesn't sound very confident.
I mean, it's still not very good.
So even the first time, you had qualms.
No, it was a disappointment,
but I remember the excitement,
and then I wanted to recapture the excitement.
I know the excitement.
Two-fifths of Breakfast Club!
I can't fucking believe it!
Yeah.
But then, no, it's not good. And it's all
Judd Nelson the whole time. And he blows up
a car. She's barely in it.
She doesn't have a lot to do. Is it better than From the Hip?
Way better than From the Hip.
What? Yeah, it's better than
From the Hip. He gets some good speeches in From the Hip.
And he holds up a dildo one time
in a court of law. In Blue City,
the first thing he does is he walks into a bar
and he starts a fist fight.
And then like 10 minutes later, he blows up a car.
And then he gets in gunfights and he punches people.
It's way better than from the hip.
Speeches.
This is really intimidating
because I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
It's just white noise.
It's funny that anyone would not know about Blue City
with Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson. It's funny that anyone would not know about Blue City with Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson.
It's weird.
Yeah.
A film that kind of torpedoed both of their careers.
Yeah, that's the one.
Kind of sputtered after that.
But thank you for that.
And Janet, finally to you.
The last movie you saw.
For reals, can't lie about it.
Last movie I saw.
Yeah, you can.
I wish that I would have not watched.
I wish I wouldn't have watched
the movie I watched last night because I
had seen Song of the Sea before
that, which I
loved. Do you guys know this movie?
This animated, beautiful Irish movie?
Somehow I missed it.
Guys, get out there and see it. Your heart
will expand five sizes.
What did you watch that you feel badly about?
Sinister, starring Ethan Hawke.
Ethan Hawke's having quite a show.
Aren't they already up to Sinister 2?
Yeah, I felt I needed to.
You're just getting into it?
I did.
I really felt I needed to get a sense of the backstory
before I indulged in Sinister 2.
I have a completely unfounded hatred of
Ethan Hawke. There's no reason
for me to dislike him.
I don't think you're the only one, though.
But there's something about
the movies he's in.
I'll watch something and I'm like,
God damn it. How about Training Day?
He's alright. He got the Academy
Award nomination, but I think Denzel
kind of sweeped him up into that.
I think it's hard to not be good opposite Denzel
when he's yelling at you.
It's not going to be that hard
to act intimidated.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But what was the one you just saw?
Sinister.
Oh, Sinister.
And like every 10 or 15 minutes
something jumps out at you?
For sure.
That kind of scary?
For sure.
PG-13?
Check it off the list
scorpion check coral snake check dead children check oh extra dead children check
surprise scream rip-off mask in bushes check uh can you can go into scary slides that you're or
the scary old super 8 movies you can actually go into them slides or scary old Super 8 movies.
You can actually go into them and have horrible things happen.
It's very sinister, Doug.
Very sinister.
Hence the name.
It stretches beyond sinister.
I feel like sinister is the suggestion of maybe something bad's going to happen.
And this was just an out and out blood fest.
It was R, though, not PG-13.
Oh, it is R?
Oh, definitely not PG-13.
Well, that's good.
I like that. I'm more likely to be scared by that,
like by the actual violence, rather than just a ghost going, hey.
Yeah.
No, the ghosts are bloody in this one, for sure.
I don't get too scared by that.
All right.
That's a great answer.
But will you see Sinister 2?
It's a follow-up question.
I say unlikely.
Okay. So it didn't grab you enough to follow through the series.
What if the third chapter comes out and they say it's the best of them all?
I'll see it.
I'll see it.
I'll be fooled.
Because that's the oldest trick in the book.
It is.
It's the best one in the series.
Can be said about any shitty series of movies.
All right, you guys uh before we
get into the games that matter we're going to play a quick round of tell the truth uh this is a game
where i just go down the line ask each of you the same question and i want you to give me an honest
answer we'll start with the creator of you're the worst steven fogg uh what's your favorite Will Smith movie?
I am legend
tell the truth
Aya Cash
do you have a favorite
six degrees of separation
Will Smith movie
tell the truth
thank you
six degrees of separation
it's six degrees of
really?
I could only
think of Hitch
which I haven't actually seen, but he's in that.
I have no idea what movie.
Doug, can I do an impression from Hitch?
Sure, you can.
I love this.
Security guard at Ellis Island.
Anything for Hitch.
That's exactly what he sounds like.
Whoa, even the security guard at Ellis Island is up for helping out Hitch. That's exactly what he sounds like. Whoa! Even the security guard at Ellis Island
is up for helping out Hitch in any way.
Like, Hitch knows something about him
and has him over a barrel.
What about you, Kether?
Do you have a favorite Will Smith movie?
I like The Pursuit of Happiness.
Tell the truth!
I do!
I like that scene where they're in the bathroom.
Oh, Jesus.
They live in a bathroom.
And I like the scene where he's at the fence
and he tells the son to, like, follow his dreams.
Through a fence.
They're at a fence.
They're at a fence.
They're playing basketball.
They're next to each other at a fence.
There's a fence.
Oh, okay.
Todd?
Independence Day. Tell the truth!. Oh, okay. Todd? Independence Day.
Tell the truth!
That was the truth.
Why?
Because the aliens come and he says,
welcome to Earth, and he punches out an alien.
It's a good movie.
You're right.
Janet?
Here come the men in black.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Oh, she sang her answer.
Because, and I'm sure he raps at the end of every movie,
including Pursuit of Happiness.
My favorite rap that he does is at the end of
The Legend of Bagger Vance.
He raps Getting Baggy With It.
I know the Wild Wild West rap,
but I won't do it.
Oh, you know it?
You can do it?
Yeah.
Please.
West, James West,
Desperado, Rough Rider,
No, You Don't Want Nada,
None of This,
Runnin' This,
Brother Gunnin' This,
Artemis,
Ah, Shit.
I forgot that.
That is crazy.
But anyone knows that.
That is crazy that anyone knows that.
I don't know the Pythagorean theorem, but I know that.
All I know is Amar is, was, were, be, being, been, do, does, did, have, has, had, can, could, shall, should, may, might, must.
And I don't even know what those are.
What Will Smith movie is that from?
Yeah, it's from Hitch 2 in theaters soon.
Wonderful.
So what was your favorite?
MIB?
Yeah, MIB.
Men in Black, the first chapter.
Yeah.
What did you think of the second and third one?
I thought it was all right.
Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
Now it's the part of the show where I say,
let the games begin
Ladies and gentlemen
Of my distinguished
You're the worst panel
You guys really are
You're the worst panel
You get to choose
What name tag you'd like to play for
In the game portion of the show tonight
There's lots of Exciting ones what name tag you'd like to play for in the game portion of the show tonight.
There's lots of exciting ones.
And just get up and physically go choose the name tag you'd like to play for and bring it back to your seat.
And while you do that, we'll do this.
We'll be right back.
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Anything that you purchase is very much appreciated.
And all I have to say right now is back to the show.
All right, we're back. that was uh i think you guys did
a good job we'll start with janet who's who's this here's the thing this one's really crinkled up
yeah no this is this is like this is this is what happens when you try to be a nice person
uh and why you never should be uh i'll do respect to you guys. I'm excited about this.
Just in the sort of front of the theater with the light, hot lights shining
on all these super fancy ones.
Listen, you're going to see a lot of glitter and glamour.
You know, a lot of people
who are trying to hide their talent.
They're trying to show that they have talent
that they may not necessarily have.
These are people who are unafraid
to print out a shitty
piece of paper
with some shoddy
photoshopping that
they then folded repeatedly
over and over with sweaty hands.
I think they folded it the maximum amount of times.
But they were back there
and I was like, oh, no one's gonna pick them
because they're all the way back there. And so I walked back up there and I was like oh no one's gonna pick them because they're all the way back there
and so I walked back up there
and I looked at it
and I looked around
and I was like
I can't turn around
and not take it
it's the only one
around this area
and so I said
fuck it
and I brought it up
and that's what happened
and it's Freddy
versus Jason
two guys made this
well it's Freddy Prince Jr.
and that's me
oh it's Freddy Prince Jr. he changed it me. Oh, it's Freddie Prinze Jr.
He changed it to. And then
Jason, that's him.
Jason, I love you, buddy.
Alright. The less we say about it,
the better.
I'm excited to move on to this
next one because I recently gave away
a lot of stuff that I owned because I
had to move and
I wanted less stuff. And two of the things I gave away have was had to move and I wanted less stuff and two
of the things I gave away or have come back to haunt me this this Cuisinart
total touch electronic toaster I gave away and I even wrote eat exclamation
point and my name on it and then and then I this little figurine up here was
made by a gentleman named Ping.
And that's supposed to be me.
And they were like, are you sure you want to give this away?
Won't Ping be mad?
And I went, he's going to hear about it on the podcast and be so excited.
And so now here it is.
That day has come.
But then the poster inside of the toaster says Brave Little Toaster.
Tommy.
So your name is Tommy?
Tommy.
And you came by my apartment and got this toaster?
All right.
Well, your name is crossed out.
So it was formerly Doug's Brave Little Toaster.
It's not my little toaster anymore.
It's his.
Does it work as a toaster?
Oh, it's great.
All right.
Do you get to keep it? Does Todd get to keep the toaster? No, I don't get to keep the toaster. Todd's going work as a toaster? Oh, it's great. Do you get to keep it?
Does Todd get to keep the toaster?
No, I don't get to keep the toaster.
I don't think that's what Tommy intended.
I think Tommy wants that back
because he's got some
plain bagels
tomorrow morning.
He doesn't want to eat cold.
Alright,
so there's that.
Who are you playing for, Heather?
Oh, what's your name?
Jean.
It should be on there.
Oh, where's your name?
Jingle.
Jingle all the way.
But it says Jingle.
I didn't know her name was Jean.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Did you think the movie was really called Jingle?
No.
All the way?
No, I just didn't know which part of it was her name.
Anyway, I chose the...
Her name is Gul.
Her name is Ungle.
Yeah, play it for Ungle.
Are you a fan of the Jingle All the Way movie?
No, but I...
Why did you pick this damn name tag?
Because I can impersonate Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Oh, here we go.
You already sound quite a bit like him,
so it's not much of a leap,
but go ahead and let us hear your Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I'm getting the chopper.
I'm a kindergarten cop.
I like that.
I don't believe he ever said,
I'm a kindergarten cop.
Even in kindergarten cop.
In my impersonation.
It would blow his cover if he said, I'm a kindergarten cop.
Well, in my impersonation, he says it.
There you go.
I love that impersonation.
And if at any point during the show you think of any other things that Arnold might say,
we'd love to hear them.
Aya, who are you playing for?
I am playing for Jonner.
I noticed that one.
I didn't know it was in a three-ring binder when I noticed it earlier.
It's a really complicated device that probably couldn't get through most airports.
No, I picked him
not only because it was flashy
and looked like it took some work,
but also because he was in the front row, and I respect
people who get here early, because I was
an hour early, and I just have a lot
of respect for people who are waiting in line.
That wasn't even a joke.
That was just me giving back.
That's terrific
and congratulations
Johnner
I was teasing him earlier
and he was making a
it's gonna work face
and his face was right
Stephen who you got?
oh so
I'm a fan of like shitty movies
that are super obscure and should not have been made.
And this is a Phil Collins starring vehicle buster.
I'm also a fan of people who bring dogs to places they probably shouldn't be.
But this guy has a dog.
It's a service dog.
It's allowed.
I know, I know.
And it also says, dog loves movies.
and it also says dog loves movies.
But that's,
none of those
are the reasons
I picked it.
There's free candy
on it.
Yeah,
what is that candy?
M&M mint.
Oh,
I don't think
I've had that.
Well,
you will,
sir.
You will force me
to have some?
Yep.
All right,
well,
not congratulations, but good job picking your name tags, you guys,
because I've got a few games that I'm going to put you through here
that's going to determine who in the audience wins the entirety of the prize bags.
It's two bags now because of the year of the worst bag.
I'm very excited.
This first game is going to determine
who goes first in the next game.
And that's all
it determines, so don't
tense up too much.
Gene, you're going to lose.
I already
lost the game.
Sorry, Gene, go all the way.
She's not going all the way for you tonight.
Doug Loves Musicals is the first game we're going to play.
I love musicals.
I try not to be ashamed of it.
I'm going to name songs from a movie musical.
And the first person on this stage,
the first creator or cast member of You're the Worst,
who can guess the correct title into your microphone,
is the winner.
Does anybody on the panel feel confident
about their knowledge of songs in musicals?
Nope, no.
Absolutely not.
All right, good.
That's how I like it.
Because then we play a game at the end,
because every musical has a song in it
that's the title of the musical.
So at the very end, we're going to play a game
where you just have to be the first one to repeat
the title.
But somebody might get it before then.
This is a movie musical
with the songs
Suspended in Time.
Break a Dune.
Great guess.
Back to the Future, the musical?
Is that a thing?
Not a great guess.
I don't know.
I just guessed Break a Dune
because it's the only musical I can think of.
The Fall.
You Made Me Love You.
Whenever You're Away From Me.
Somebody out there knows it.
But don't say it.
All Over the World.
Is there a song?
Around the World in 80 Days.
Is that a musical?
One movie musical.
If they made a musical of Around the World in 80 Days,
that could be a song.
Good question.
Could it be a cartoon musical?
It could, but it's not.
Don't Walk Away is a song from this musical.
Dancing.
Very generic title for a song in a musical.
B.G.'s musical.
Yes.
No.
Suddenly is a song in this musical.
Stephen Falk looks like he's either going to answer or sneeze.
I'm alive.
Oh, that really perked him up.
Little Shop of Horrors?
No.
Magic. Magic.
Magic.
Oh, that'd be a great name.
Xanadu.
It is Xanadu.
Wow.
Xanadu is the next fucking song on the list.
Wow.
Janet Varney knowing too much about Xanadu.
That's got to be embarrassing. Wow. Shannon Varney knowing too much about Xanadu. That's got to be embarrassing.
Wow.
How many songs did that take?
That's got to be bad news to the whole Varney clan.
I've never seen Xanadu.
Yeah, you've never seen it, but how'd that come into your head then?
Because I know that song.
Olivia Newton-John.
That was the biggest hit single probably from Xanadu's Magic.
I know that song word for word.
Yeah, you got to believe we are magic.
Nothing can stand in our way, Doug.
Nothing can stand in our way.
Got to believe we are magic.
Don't let your aim overstray.
That's really the words?
Don't let your aim overstray?
I think it's ever stray.
Ever stray.
But either way, don't let your aim stray?
I think so. Shoot it on
my face.
It's hard to do when you're wearing roller skates.
Come on, aim it at me.
Not over there.
Friendly fire's not good.
Holy, wow.
Alright, well, good job. Janet
Varney is our winner of that game.
That means she gets to go first in a very difficult game that intimidates a lot of people.
Todd, you've heard it.
Yeah, probably.
Last Man Stanton.
Oh, Last Man Stanton.
Oh, yeah.
It's a good game.
It's a good game.
This is where we're going to all participate, too, for fun.
We'll take turns starting with Janet, and then we'll going to all participate too for fun. We'll take turns starting with Janet
and then we'll go to Todd. Naming
movies that one particular
actor or actress was in. I'm going to get a
suggestion from the crowd. People tweet me
pretty relentlessly
that they have the perfect name
for Last Man Standing.
Where is at Liz
underscore
I was going to say pretty unlikely there'd be more than one Liz underscore I was going to say
pretty unlikely there'd be
more than one Liz underscore
quick. Yeah, that's you.
What is the name
that you have for us to play with?
I'm asking Russell Crowe.
Okay, but what will you
give us a serious answer?
No, I like it.
I like it.
Russell fucking Crow
is what Liz Quick
thinks we should play with.
So Janet,
all you gotta do
is name any movie
that has Russell Crowe in it.
Gladiator.
Yeah.
You went right to the
biggest one.
Let's get it out of the way.
Yeah.
He won the Academy Award for that one, didn't he?
Or did he win for Todd?
Romper Stomper?
No, he did not win for that.
But good answer.
I think I would have held on to that one.
Yeah, but like I said, I'm freaking out.
There's no
strategy happening at all.
I'm just like, a robber's number!
Thank you, Doug.
You're welcome, Todd.
Heather,
any Russell Crowe movie?
Les Mis. Les Miserables.
Sure, I'd take either.
Les Miserables. Bl, I'd take either. Les Miserables.
God, it's so funny when he jumps off that building.
You're mean.
I was going to say, you're a meanie here in my solitude
alright
Aya
what do you got for Russell Crowe
The Insider
okay that's a
that's a tremendous movie
I won't be mean about that
good
fucking whistleblower Stephen tremendous movie. I won't be mean about that. Good.
Fucking whistleblower.
Steven?
L.A. Confidential.
Keep it to yourself.
I'll go with...
I'll go with... You did that joke
in Kansas City Confidential
in another episode.
I did?
I just listened to it today.
That's why I'm laughing.
The word confidential comes up.
I say keep it to yourself.
You're like, don't say anything about it.
It's just a knee jerk.
It's just like what happens if somebody says,
my wife.
My wife!
My wife!
I'm going to go with
a beautiful mind.
Aw.
Which that might have been
he won the Oscar for that, right?
I think so. He was nominated
for Gladiator. Janet?
Master and Commander.
Full title, please.
To the Far Side of the World.
Okay.
Even if that's wrong, I'll take it.
That was pretty much it. It was close enough.
That was what I was thinking, so I'm fucked.
Oh, no. Really?
Yeah.
Just take a second.
Give me a sec.
Take a deep breath.
I really don't remember any other Russell Crowe movies
he's been in so many
I know
there was that one where he was like
hey I'm gonna catch you
and then there was another one where he was like I'm gonna write about that
I'm gonna write about that
was he a writer in one of them?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm really...
All right, well, that's okay.
You'll be back for the next game.
Yeah, sorry.
All right, tots out.
Heather?
Ah, shit.
Wow, I don't know why I can't think of another movie in this man.
It's because you're sitting up here and they're all watching
and you have to come up with a movie.
Everyone in this audience can think of another Russell Crowe movie.
Because they're in the audience.
And they want to tackle us.
The audience is the place where the brains work.
These lights, they fry your brain.
You can't think of a fucking Russell Crowe movie.
Even though he puts out like two or three a year.
I just saw one on a plane.
I can't remember what it's called though.
Are you out?
I think I'm out.
All right.
There's no shame in that.
No shame at all.
All right.
I'm going to say Proof of Life.
Yes!
I was trying to think of what that was.
Yeah, broke up the marriage.
The sexy Meg Ryan fiasco.
Yes, that movie got a lot of attention
on People Magazine.
Us covered that movie a great deal.
Steven?
A Good Year.
Oh, okay.
Wine. Yeah. Yeah, Year. Oh, okay. Wine.
Yeah.
It was this wine movie.
I never saw it because it looked
boring.
Alright. I'm stalling a little bit
because it really is hard to remember the
exact titles of these things,
but I'm going to say The Water Diviner.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
That's it.
He directed it.
Good.
Oh, he directed it.
Good for him.
Big hit.
Big hit.
Everybody loves it.
Did you hear the way everybody thought about applauding when I said it?
Janet, do you have another one?
Noah?
That's got more words
in it though, doesn't it?
Really?
Is it just Noah?
I thought it was like Noah.
Just Noah.
No, I think it's just
Noah way.
Yeah.
How'd that dude do that?
All right, just Noah. Yeah, you're right. I think it's just Noah. Good way. How'd that dude do that?
Alright, just Noah. Yeah, you're right. I think it's just Noah. Good for you.
We could skip a couple people. Did Aya
have one last round?
I had one last round. I do not
have one. Oh yeah, you went proof of life last time.
That was a good pull.
Nope. Nope. I don't have it. I'm not dragging
it out. We can move on. Don't drag it's a good pull. Nope, nope. I don't have it. I'm not dragging it out. We can move on.
Don't drag it.
Whatever you do.
Oh, I just thought of a good one.
No pressure, Steven.
Thought of a real good one.
I'm so proud of it I hope it's not the one I've been holding on to just think yourself does he did some that were domestic some that were foreign sure I'm going to say Throwing a phone
at the Mercer concierge
Oh
That is a good one
I want to say
The Quick and the Dead
Ah
Good one
Nice
Yeah
Wow
And audience members
know some more ones too
I bet
Cinderella Man
Wait
Cinderella Man We haven. Cinderella Man.
We haven't.
What happened?
Oh, you haven't watched it?
I'm not out.
I apologize.
You can say Cinderella Man if you want.
I was going to say that.
Go ahead and say it.
That feels like cheating though.
Okay.
But I for sure was going to say Cinderella Man.
Yeah.
I know.
It's not cheating.
Sorry.
It's not cheating.
I apologize for cutting the game short.
I was going to say that before when I went blank as well. Okay. I was going to say it too. All right. So everybody's not cheating. Sorry. It's not cheating. I apologize for cutting the game short. I was going to say that before when I went blank as well.
Okay, so you're back in.
I was going to say it too.
All right.
So everybody's back in.
Heather, do you have another one?
Heather, I have.
Russell Crowe?
Yeah.
So I can be back in the game?
Yeah, everyone's back in.
Oh.
All right.
I just made the decision that everyone's back in.
All right. If you have another one. All right. I just made the decision that everyone's back in. Alright.
If you have another one.
Alright, let me think for one sec.
Okay, I tried to
open it up to the audience, but
all we got was Cinderella.
I have one more.
Oh, you have one more.
Oh, I just thought of another one.
I'm going to probably tap out after this one. Don't say it yet, though. Let's wait until it gets around to you. Oh, I just thought of another one. Okay, well, I'm going to probably tap out after this one.
Don't say it yet, though.
Okay.
Let's wait until it gets around to you.
Anything else, Catherine?
I'm just picturing him like, I feel like his hair is always messy,
and he looks like an egg face.
Yeah, just picture that egg face.
What else is that egg face, Dom?
What other egg face business has he gotten into?
Which one did he look at?
It was like saliva.
I think that's helping me to come up with another one,
thinking of that egg face.
I don't know.
I give up.
I'm out.
All right.
Again.
Good try, though.
Aya, did you come up with a new one?
No, I did not.
Steven?
No, no, no, it's you, it's you.
It's you and Janet.
All right, I just wanted to let you back in if you wanted.
I appreciate it.
Let's see if this is the one you have, Janet.
But you're going to be our winner regardless.
You killed it.
American Gangster.
What do you have?
Doug, I don't know why I remember this.
It was the first movie I ever saw him in,
and it was before anyone gave a shit about who he was.
I'm pretty sure he was the villain
in a little movie called Virtuosity.
Holy shit.
That's correct.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Wow.
Now I have to think of one more.
Give her the toaster.
Oh, I'm good.
I have this.
What was that one that he was in that was so boring and nobody went to see it?
The Ridley Scott one?
That wasn't Gladiator?
Oh, he did a Ridley Scott one that wasn't Gladiator?
Yeah, I just remembered it, but I don't know the full title
so I would have been screwed anyway
it's about an archer
a famous archer
who steals from the rich
and gives to the poor
it's just called Robin Hood
is that it
straight up
yeah
it's not like
thieves in tights or something
alright so Janet's our winner
but what
what titles did we miss?
Man of Steel.
That's right.
East Jor-El in Man of Steel.
Nice.
There's one where he's an Australian guy
where he's gay. There's one where he's a gay
Australian? Gay Australia guy.
What was that called? The Some of Us?
Okay, The Some of Us. The Some of Us? Okay, The Some of Us.
Mystery Alaska, the hockey thing.
Whoa, nice.
Mystery Alaska.
310 to Yuma, I love that movie.
Oh, it's a great remake.
Quick and the Dead was a sweet pull, though.
Yeah, I was happy I came up with that.
Quick and the Dead's a pretty amazing cast.
Like Gene Hackman at his hammiest.
He quit doing movies, a few movies after that.
Let's play another game.
Yes.
Yeah, but Janet won that one.
Way to go, Janet.
Janet's dominating tonight,
but it all comes down to the reverse Malton game.
Anyone here can win
at this point.
But we'll start with Janet.
She gets to pick between three
motion pictures.
And Janet, pick the one that you think has the most
actors
in it that you can name.
Actor, of course, meaning actors
or actresses.
The one word encompasses both.
of course meaning actors or actresses.
The one word encompasses both.
It do, you guys.
And then we'll,
which direction were we going in that last game?
We were going that way?
So we'll go to Stephen next
after Janet picks.
So be ready, Stephen.
Janet, which one of these movies
do you think you know more actors from?
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion,
Election,
or High School Musical 3?
Oh, my God.
Senior year.
This is the one.
I was like, if we play that game,
and it's three movies that I don't know or care about, really,
all due respect to all three.
Especially to their election.
The election is classic.
No, no, no, that's a great movie.
Great movie.
Can I name more than two actors in it?
I don't think so.
Well, you could pick it and bid two names
and hope that Stephen can't top that.
No, he's really good.
He's good at stuff.
No, I got nothing.
Which one of those?
You got to pick one of them.
Name at least two.
I know.
Romance.
Yeah, I know.
I know. That's kind of where I'm stuck, I guess. I know. Yeah, I know. I know.
That's kind of where I'm stuck, I guess.
I guess.
I mean, you might as well do it.
Yeah.
And then maybe your, I don't know,
Falk will probably kill it.
I know, he will kill it.
But, I don't know.
You got a shot.
Yeah.
Thanks for the pep talk.
Yeah, I like this, Todd,
that you're talking her through it,
so I don't have to.
He has to do this with all our scenes,
like right before we shoot.
I'm like, I don't think I can.
I don't got this.
You can do it.
You know your lines.
Honestly, I don't know.
I really don't know.
I will say Romy and Michelle, but I can name two people.
All right.
She says she can name two people out of Leonard List's eight people.
So how many of those eight do you think you can name, Stephen?
Three.
You have to top her.
He says three, Aya.
So you have to bid more or challenge Stephen to name the three.
Romy and Michelle's high school reunion from 1997.
I want you to know.
And you know she'll challenge.
Because you know she's not going to.
She won't know the rules.
She just asked if she could look it up on IMDB. No, she won't know the rules. She just asked if she could look it up on IMDB.
No, she won't know the rules.
I don't trust her.
I know three.
We have to stop it here.
I know three, so you have to say four.
And hope she doesn't know the rules.
I challenge you, Stephen Falk.
Don't do that.
It's done.
I've already said the words.
I know three.
I'm telling you.
No backseats.
She insists.
So Stephen has to name three people from Romeo and Michelle.
In any order.
There just have to be three of them.
Miroslavino, Lisa Kudrow, Alan Cumming.
All correct.
Yes.
coming. All correct.
Yes.
Sinead Garofalo,
Mia Campbell, Mia Collette,
Kristen Bauer, and Cameron Mannheim.
I guess she was in there.
I don't remember. There was no
shame in what happened. No.
No shame in anyone's game.
But Stephen has
a point. Yay, Stephen!
Yeah, Buster, I'm giving you a high five right here
in front of you. Boom.
Janet, you know we have to let him win
or else you're out of season three.
The network told us that.
I don't know.
We'll start with Janet
and head towards
Todd and Kether.
Yeah, so you guys have to get ready.
Wait, why do I have to go first again?
Janet gets to pick.
You love picking.
I do?
Gives you an advantage.
Okay, I love it.
Gives you a chance to tell everybody you don't know.
Sure.
First.
First.
Thor, Iron Man 3, or Thor the Dark World?
Which one are those?
I guess Iron Man 3.
Okay.
That's respectable.
Leonard lists
one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight people from Iron Man 3. Leonard lists 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 8
people
from Iron Man 3
how many can you name
you're going to be able to name more than me no matter what for sure
yeah
you shouldn't say anything at this point
yeah
I'll settle for that
what do you got maybe 2 point. I'll settle for that.
What do you got? Maybe two?
The guy and the other person?
They all seem the same.
Does the suit count as a person?
Yes, if you just say Iron Man suit.
This is so embarrassing.
I feel like I should know a time.
No, don't feel bad.
Three.
Three?
She says three, Todd.
I'll challenge you.
You're gonna challenge me?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, do three.
For three?
Yeah.
You gotta name three people.
Robert Downey Jr.,
Gwyneth Paltrow,
Don Cheadle.
Whoa!
Damn!
Those are the only three I could name.
She didn't even fall into the Terrence Howard trap.
No.
Because he dropped out after one, and Cheadle stepped in.
Did he drop out?
He dropped out?
Well, he had money negotiation issues, I think.
There was tension.
Really? That's what I heard. You don't think. There was tension. Really?
You don't think he got along with
our DJ?
I don't know. Who that is?
No.
Alright, wait. So...
So Janet just got a point.
Yes. Right?
Shit. I gotta Right? Shit.
I've got to move this along.
Apologies to whatever's next.
This might not happen.
I've got to recycle some of these titles because I've only got enough for... I'm used to having three guests, so I'm not used to this game being protracted in such a way.
But we'll see what happens.
Oh, we will see.
It's going to happen right now.
All right, so since...
Who challenged who there?
All right, so we'll start with Kether
and then go towards Aya and Steven.
So get ready down there on that end.
You get to pick between three movies, Kether.
All right, which one of these do you think you know
the most actors from?
The world's greatest
athlete, the world's
greatest lover, or the
world's greatest dad?
I challenge you.
It's tough.
It's a tough...
I apologize. I didn't even know these were movies
They are movies
Two of them are from the 70s
Doug those are just mugs
And World's Greatest Dad
Is from 2009
You're not familiar with that movie?
I don't know any of these
So just pick one That sounds you're not familiar with that movie? I don't know any of these. I am. I am. Yeah, yeah.
So just pick one
that sounds the best to you
and we'll see how vicious Aya is
in her strategy.
World's greatest athlete?
World's greatest lover?
Or world's greatest dad?
World's greatest lover.
All right.
Leonard lists
nine names nine people in this movie.
How many can you name, Heather?
Zero.
Okay.
We need you to bid. Hey, it's the first time for everything. We need you to bid
hey it's the first time
for everything
we need you to bid
at least one name
one
and see what happens
okay Aya
you can challenge
Kether to name
one person
from World's Greatest Lover
which would be
I mean I know
she accused me
of being mean
but
it would be a mean thing
for you to do.
But you would also probably score a point.
Unless you just randomly guessed somebody
that was in this movie.
It's a game, I understand.
From 1977.
Just throw me under the bus.
I challenge you.
So I have to say who I think just one person is.
Just guess one person that might be in this movie.
If you guess a really famous actor that was around in 1977.
I don't know.
1977.
Yeah, who do you think was around then
and would be in a movie called The World's Greatest Lover?
Farrah Fawcett.
Because if it was in the later times, would have said Antonia Banderas of course
but we all know that who would be a lover in the 70s Ron Jeremy oh that's a terrific guess Terrific guess. Incorrect. I know I'm going to lose anyway, so we might as well...
It was a Gene Wilder film.
The great Gene Wilder.
Oh, you knew that, Jack?
Co-starred with a lot of funny people.
Carol Kane, Dom DeLuise.
Danny DeVito was in this movie.
Yeah.
But that means that Aya gets a point.
Yay for Aya.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm. And... Point! Yay, Mariah! Yeah. That means we're going to start.
Start with Todd and move towards Janet.
And Todd, apologies, but we've run out of movie titles.
Apologies, but we've run out of movie titles. So you get to pick between all the titles we've mentioned so far.
World's Greatest Athlete, World's Greatest Dad, Election, Thor, or Thor the Dark World.
High School Musical 3.
Settle down, High School Musical 3 fans.
But yes, that is also
High School Musical 3.
That is the movie in the mix
that will not be chosen
by any of these adults.
I'll go
Thor The Dark World.
Alright, most recent Thor.
Leonard lists a lot of names.
We're talking...
I hate when people have three names.
Makes it difficult to add it up.
14 names.
14 names.
Whoa.
I'll do 6
whoa
Janet
he says 6
I don't
I can think of 1
so I guess
I have to challenge him
right
of yeah
I guess you have to
Thor the Dark World
he's got 6 names
from the
2013
Thor movie.
Are you panicking now?
No, I think I can do it.
Alright, don't say whether he's right
or wrong on each one. We'll just hear all six
and then we'll tell you if you succeeded.
Chris Hemsworth,
Anthony Hopkins,
Rene Russo,
Idris Elba,
Tom Hiddleston, and Natalie Portman.
No.
No.
I'm afraid I have to make you stay with what you said the first time around.
Okay.
And that was correct!
Show off!
But the
whole reason I picked it is I wanted to say
Stellan Skarsgård and his fucking
name went out of my head.
I just wanted to say Skarsgård. You were excited to say Skarsgård?
Yeah, you fucking nailed it
man. That was good.
Who'd you miss?
Kat Dennings?
I auditioned for that role.
I like her.
You did?
Yeah, I really want those residuals.
Ray Stevenson.
Zachary Levi is in there.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't know that.
All right.
Great job.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I feel good.
I feel good.
It's a great night. Thank you. Wow. I feel good. I feel good. It's a great night.
All right, we'll start with Stephen,
then we'll move towards Aya,
and Stephen gets to pick
between all the remaining movies,
the first Thor,
World's Greatest Dad,
High School Musical 3,
Election,
or World's Greatest Athlete.
Todd, you've wasted your life.
Yes.
World's greatest dad. I know one.
Okay.
So he starts with a one as his opening bid.
And Leonard
lists eight.
Aya, what do you think? Can you name two
or more people from world's greatest dad?
No, I cannot.
He seems pretty confident that he knows one.
Well, I could say two, but I know what's about to happen.
So, actually, no, you need a point.
Two.
Thank you for mine.
Wonderful strategy
Heather you could challenge Aya
To name two people from World's Greatest Dad
Feels like she can't
I don't know if she's bluffing for the win
But yeah you gotta challenge her I think
Challenge
I love you but I'm gonna challenge you
I love you too And you can have a point.
Yay!
Because you don't know anybody from World's Greatest Dad?
Not a one.
Robin Williams, Daryl Sabara, Jeff Pearson, Mitzi McCall, Tom Kenny, Toby Huss.
Great movie if you get a chance to check it out.
Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait.
And that means that Kether's got a point.
Everybody has a point! Everybody
has a point.
Holy shit. Yeah, so we're
going tiebreaker. I've selected
a movie ahead of time.
Feels good to have a point.
It does.
I feel like I'm part of this now.
You are. You're so in it
now. And
Todd gets to start us off,
and then we'll head in Janet's direction.
And that's the way we were going last time, right?
I think so.
Yeah.
And, dude, I prick these things.
I pick these things in advance, so I apologize.
Okay.
But the movie is Dreamgirls.
Splashy and savvy, according to Leonard Maltin. So I apologize. Okay. But the movie is Dreamgirls.
Splashy and savvy, according to Leonard Maltin from 2006.
He lists nine, 12, 14 names from the motion picture Dreamgirls. How many can you name, Todd?
One.
Strong opening bid.
Janet?
Two.
She says two, Stephen.
Three.
Stephen says three, Aya.
Three, two?
Three as well?
Three also?
You got to go deeper or you gotta challenge him.
That was me going deeper.
Shit.
We need people
to be able to get home
in time to watch
the season finale
if you're the worst.
Yes, I challenge you.
I challenge you.
She challenges you.
Three names, and this is all yours, Steven.
Showgirls.
No, no.
Showgirls!
Dreamgirls.
Showgirls!
Dreamgirls.
What?
Dreamgirls.
Eddie Murphy Murphy Jennifer Hudson
Can I get a hint? Can I get a hint?
It's not your turn.
No hints.
Listen.
Can I call a clock on this?
Yeah.
Yeah, you can.
You really can't come up with a third one?
Who do you have so far?
Just start listing showgirls.
Eddie Murphy and Jennifer Hudson.
Okay, one more.
Yeah.
Come on, man. God damn it.
You got this.
Five seconds.
Gina Gershon.
Kyle McLaughlin.
Wrong movie.
Stop it, Todd.
Dummy.
I don't know, Doug.
I have one. Oh my God. That's so... I thought you were going to pull it off. I don't know, Doug.
Aya won.
Oh my god, that's so... I thought you were going to pull it off.
Well, yeah, you can knock the nail in the coffin,
but you're the winner.
Beyonce!
Beyonce Knowles!
Aya Cash is our winner, everybody!
See, getting her early counts.
Where's Johnner?
Where you at?
There you are.
Come get your stuff, man.
And you want your name tag back?
Yeah, he'll get it.
He'll get it eventually.
Everybody else pass your name tags down to me
because people have written stuff on the back
that they want me to say.
Here's your toaster, Doug.
Does the brave toaster have something on the back?
Oh, it's in there.
It's inside the toaster.
It's in that part.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's pretty cool how people do it.
I appreciate it.
Steven, can I get yours?
I already got yours, did I?
No, here it is. Whose did I take already? Oh, it's a Johnner one, can I get yours? I already got yours, did I?
No, here it is.
Whose did I take already?
Oh, it's a Johnner one, which I don't need.
Sorry, jingle.
Who wants the... You don't want the M&Ms?
I do.
Okay, there you go.
You can have those.
Oh, here's the shithead.
Wow, it's really tucked in here.
So, Steven, the season finale of your show,
You're the Worst, is
happening this evening. Like now.
But people can catch up on the show.
Where does it live?
FXX.
And it's on Hulu
and iTunes.
And it airs in an hour
if you get home.
By 1045. You have an hour and a if you get home by 1045.
You have an hour and a half.
Go home.
Watch it.
These 100 people have that option, but everyone else will hear this tomorrow and You're the
Worst is a terrific show to binge watch and catch up from the very beginning through Hulu
and whatever means necessary.
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
And thank you to all of you for being here.
Aya Cash,
Kether Donahue.
Janet Varney.
It's like long pause there
because I dropped my shit.
And Todd Robert Anderson, everybody.
Yes.
Robert, you don't care about that so much.
That's just a SAG thing.
It's a SAG thing.
Because there's already a Todd Anderson.
There are like 18 of them.
What have they ever done?
What are they in?
I don't know.
Stuff, I guess.
Todd has a really cool podcast called Toncast.
You should check it out.
Thank you, Heather.
Well, that's nice.
Any other plugs you want to get in, Janet?
Anything else you want to...
Obviously, you're behind SF Sketch Fest,
which has lots of great shows in January.
We have a Waiting for Guffman reunion up there,
and Chris Guest is going to be there,
and Parker Posey and Bob Balaban.
That's kind of cool.
So drive up to San Francisco
and come hang out with us.
San Francisco Sketch Fest in January.
And anybody else?
Anything else to add?
I have a question for you.
Sure.
What number on your 365 movies are you on?
I just watched today,
I watched movie number 300.
And what was it?
So it was... Oh, that's a a tough question it was called The Little Death and it's on Netflix and
I enjoyed it it's five couples, it's about orgasm, vignettes, it's about sexual issues with
couples each couple has a sexual problem and so one of the one of them is that
the woman in the couple can only orgasm if her husband is crying and so there's
a funny scene where she for movie night she brings home she wants him to watch
Sophie's Choice or Philadelphia yeah so the little death and the guy that played Philadelphia. What? It sounds amazing.
Yeah.
So The Little Death.
And the guy that played
Dewey Crow on Justified
is an amazing actor.
It turns out,
because this movie's from Australia,
he's an Australian actor.
So that always trips me out
when you get to hear somebody
in their actual tongue
after thinking they're amazing
on something like Justified.
And yeah, so check that out.
The Little Death. Have you seen Blue City
yet?
I saw Blue City
probably the first weekend
it was out, and I was disappointed
for life. Sorry.
Like I will never revisit Blue City.
I think you're being close.
Have you seen the movie The Apartment?
I'm seeing that next week with
the Grease cast.
The Apartment. Yeah, that's a good movie.
I think you're going to like it.
You know, the
morals in it aren't so
great because it
was filmed in a time before
and took place in a time where
there was a lot of sexism.
Of course, there's none now.
It's all gone.
Doug Lowe's Movies is coming to
Sweet Home San Diego
on Sunday, December 27th
at 420.
DougLowe'sMovies.com.
Thank you again to everyone involved
except for the ones that aren't here. You're the worst on FXX.
And as always, non-toastable products are a shithead.
David Kosak is a shithead.
Yep, that's a personal vendetta
Not being able to think of a clever shithead
Is a shithead
And pretty much any Republican
Is a shithead
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky
There's no room in his heart for you
Cause Doug loves movies