Doug Loves Movies - Steve Kazee, Dan St. Germain and Josh Wolf guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds
With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth
They're still not warm, then he won't sleep
But Doug loves movies
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
You're hired.
Coming to you from the Nerd Melt showroom
at Meltdown Comics on Monday, November 7th, 2016.
Who is not going to sleep tonight?
Or possibly for the rest of our lives.
No, a better question is, who's got name tags?
Where are my name tags at tonight?
We've got a few.
I love that this election doesn't have you,
you know, so bent out of shape
that you can't make a name tag or two.
I mean, they're not the most creative ones I've seen in a while.
But I like the big Captain America comic,
but what's all over it?
What are those things on it?
Candy.
They're all different candies?
Yeah.
All right.
Just in time for Halloween.
Leftover Halloween shit.
And then we got Sean's Labyrinth.
That's fun.
Set of pans.
What's this thing up front here?
Yeah, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
Mr. Smith Goes to Doug Loves Movies.
And your last name is Smith?
Yes, sir.
There you go. Way to go loves movies. And your last name is Smith? Yes, sir. There you go.
Way to go, champ.
You did it.
There's a Dirty Rotten Scoundrels thing over there, right?
What'd you change it to?
Laura Rotten Scoundrels?
Lata?
Oh, okay.
Where are you from, Lata?
Sweden!
Are you visiting?
Live here now?
Okay.
I don't know why I got so much less interested
in Lata when she admitted that she lives here.
Lives here for good?
Who knows?
Okay.
You like it, though? Okay. You like it though?
Can't beat this weather tonight.
There's a guy fucking fanning
himself over there.
That's how hot it is in California on this
election eve.
And I gotta give props real
quick to Alonzo
who wrote Alonzo
on a
piece of paper.
You're in the fight, man.
I think you have a shot.
Don't you worry about it.
All right, well, thank you to everybody
for bringing name tags.
I know you live in a busy world right now.
Doug plugs,
if the world doesn't end, I'll be doing
Doug Loves Movies at
the Punchline in Sacramento
this weekend on Saturday.
No reason to say all my
upcoming dates today of all days.
We'll see in a
week or two if it's going to matter.
A bunch of guys are getting together,
Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan
and a few other people, I think,
are doing like an end-of-the-world podcast tomorrow night.
I don't know how you find it.
I'm sorry I brought it up.
So for all of my upcoming dates,
go to douglosemovies.com.
That's douglosemovies.com. Time for tweet relief tweets about movies.
Grottum01 tweeted,
I want a director to say
the box office numbers are a lie
and their movie really won the weekend.
This has been Tweet Relief Decision 2016 Edition.
You got the best numbers of all the movies out there.
I've been hearing from a lot of people that it's a very popular movie.
The prize bag is, you know, it gets more and more ridiculous as the show goes on.
Ten years in, the winners are walking out of here like if they had a shopping cart they would definitely make some change on their way home
because they just look crazy
homeless with all the bags
and
inside this bag
is a couple of
things from our friends over at Loot Crate
there's some something
from Loot
what's it called? Loot Clothes?
Loot Wear? That's catch called? Loot clothes? Loot wear.
That's catchier than loot clothes.
Loot wear gave me a bag of shirts that I'm passing along to you guys.
And then there's also a whole box
from loot pets.
They got loot practically anything.
Like loot toenails are my favorite.
They'll just send you a small jar of toenail clippings every month but yeah so all
that's in the bag plus I brought I brought from my home today a DVD of a
movie called Japanese story yeah it had a lot of dust on it. I had to wipe it off with my
shirt sleeve. A
koozie.
A t-shirt.
Oh no, this isn't a t-shirt. This is like
this is also loot wear.
Maybe I'll get a double on this. It'll be good
for a couple.
It's some sort of shorts or
underwear.
It's got
what does that symbol on it mean? It's a sort of shorts or underwear. It's got... What does that symbol on it mean?
It's a Harley Quinn underwear?
There you go.
See?
You guys know this shit.
What is this?
What does this mean?
Douglas movie shirt.
That's correct.
And a pipe from our friends at peacemaker gear and so we've
transferred now we're down to one bag but my guests brought some stuff too and
let's get these three gentlemen out here please give a big warm welcome to Steve Jermaine and Josh Wolf.
Hello, hello, hello.
Oh, fuck.
What happened?
Honestly?
Are you too close to the edge there?
No, I sat on my nuts.
Oh.
Jesus.
Just as long as we're... Finally, there's some heat off of Mr. Belvedere.
Really sorry, everybody.
The younger person sat on his nuts.
Yeesh.
All right.
Well, that's always a great way to start things off.
You asked.
Are you crazy high right now?
Are you...
I'm a little bit high.
Tell everybody where you just came from i was just at the fonda theater oh yeah what was going on over there uh uh there was like a prop 64 thing and wiz khalifa was a wiz khalifa you
went to a wiz khalifa event yeah uh so you might be a little high right now uh yeah um i will tell
you that um it's funny that they were preaching
everybody you know for the legalization of it but at a whiz concert it seems like you're preaching
to the choir a little bit you know what i mean it's like they're already fucking high yeah you
know you don't have to tell them do you like weed yeah i'm pretty high too so i'm not sure if i
answered your question it would be fun if he explained like
he explained NAFTA halfway
through that would have blown everybody's minds you know
the whole
crowd is like am I gonna stop right
after this
I'm gonna be against weed
right after I finish this one off
so that's Josh
Wolf everybody a regular
regular participant in the proceedings that are Doug
Lowe's movies.
And we also got two newbies, as I like to say, on the show tonight.
And I don't know what order to introduce you guys in, so I'll just start with the bushiest.
with the bushiest.
I was saying backstage,
it'd be funny if this episode was sponsored by Harry's Shaving...
Harry's Shave Co.
This is a real beardy
mountain man kind of group.
The bushiest?
This is the beard commercial.
This is the guy who actually buys the product
that's Dan St. Germain
everybody
hi
here for the first time
but you might know him from
best week ever
and not safe with
Nikki Glaser
at midnight you been on that program?
Yeah, I have.
Did you win that program?
I did not.
It's tough to win.
Yeah, it's not easy.
Yeah, you kill it on there.
I do okay. I win about 50% of the time.
That's huge.
I'll take that.
That's batting 500, if I'm not mistaken.
No, you totally got that right.
I'm so into sports.
mistaken no you totally got that right i'm so into sports i i was thinking today it'd be funny like anytime you have a friend you know is super
into sports and you don't give a shit about the sport they're watching uh but you know that the
game is on and they're watching it just text them can you believe this horse shit
because they'll write back that they're mad about something that happened.
Even as just a casual observer, when I'm watching a football game
and I think the call was wrong or something,
I can't believe how emotional I get about it, how worked up I get.
You just start screaming at your TV.
Hey, Dan.
Thanks for having me,
man.
Thanks for doing it. And yeah,
are you good with the movie trivia?
Yeah,
I think I,
I think I could do it.
I mean,
I was,
I was prepping for the show today.
And I don't,
I don't,
I don't think you do.
You listen to the podcast.
Yeah.
There's no way to prep for it.
But like,
I was listening to one of the games.
I'm like,
what if you ask about Jim Belushi?
And I just went through all of Jim Belushi's IMDb.
I'm like, this is worthless.
What am I doing?
If it comes up, you're going to kill it.
Yeah, I mean, he will.
Let me do a quick check.
Just out of curiosity, what was the highlight of Jim Belushi's IMDb page?
Well, he did this one, which was called Tugger, the Jeep that wanted to be a plane.
It was like an animated movie.
It was really good.
It was him and Diane Weiss, like we said.
Tugger is also a club in West Hollywood.
I can almost guarantee.
Can't all be winners.
I can almost guarantee that John Belushi will not come up again.
Oh, fuck. Damn it. can't all be winners okay i almost guarantee that john blushi will not come up again damn it uh in the in the games today but you know that's i i'm the same way whenever i'm
listening or to a game show or watching a game show uh i'm always uh kind of even though the
categories are going to be different when you're on yeah you still treat it as studying when you're
checking out the thing it's like this isn't helpful
they're not going to have the same answer again
at midnight it's not going to do the same
hashtag war but let's say hi
to our third guest
another new guest to the show
and I'm thrilled to have him
it's Steve Kazee everybody
hey everybody
thank you thank you
how many people in the audience tonight are broadway fans like the
broadway music house so you know for sure who this guy is there's other people and you could
know you from other stuff yeah but i just am excited to have a goddamn tony winner on doug
loves movies someday i'll drag you into one of my Doug Loves Musicals episodes.
I also have a Grammy.
You have a Grammy?
Yeah, Tony and a Grammy.
So I just want to check that for the record.
All right.
You don't need to list off all of your living relatives.
Yeah.
I've got an Oscar for fuck's sake.
I love my Grammy.
If you have to bring it up, it takes it away.
It's true.
It's true.
But that's cool that you also have a Grammy.
Well, I didn't know if you'd ever had a Grammy Award winner.
I don't.
Maybe.
I don't think so.
Let me think about this for a second.
A fucking Shooter Jennings has to have won some Grammys.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
Do you want to do a little bit from your Grammy award winning number?
I don't know.
Do you want to do a little bit of your stand up set?
I didn't win a fucking Grammy.
I think you might have already.
I think we might have already heard his Wiz Khalifa show.
Let me tell you something.
If I had won a Grammy for my stand-up,
I'd be doing it right fucking now.
No, I'm good.
I didn't bring a guitar.
Okay.
I got to see Steve in Broadway in the show that he won the Tony for once,
which is an awesome show based on an awesome movie.
I like them both equally, yet they're different.
They have different vibes to them.
He's just nodding his head for
the listeners but uh but also in the uh show while you were doing it was uh the great character actor
david patrick kelly yes who uh for you to refresh your memories he's the one clicking the bottles
together and saying
oh he's in it.
Steve was on stage with that lunatic every night and playing his father.
He played my dad every night.
It was amazing.
He's kind of an interesting dude, right?
But you know what got me?
In the 80s, he was like a really standard prick bad guy go-to.
He was in Commando.
He played like a bad guy in Commando.
48 Hours.
48 Hours.
He played, what was that character's name?
It's the one that's like Eddie Murphy's
busting his balls at the beginning of the movie.
His slick back hair.
Anyways, he was just like such a good actor
who never really like,
never broke through to that next level.
But he's fucking, he was great.
He's a great dude too.
He died like a couple months ago.
Yeah, rest in peace, DP.
Oh my God, I really became that.
Did he really? No, he didn't die. Yeah, rest in peace, DP. Oh my God, I really became that. Sorry, I just brought the ring down.
Did he really?
No, he didn't. Oh, okay.
He didn't die?
Jesus, Josh.
But then I realized what I said was weird
because they don't know him well enough.
They're like, yeah, it's sad he died.
That's why, I mean.
I wasn't making it.
He could have died.
Actually, yeah.
I was the wrong one there.
For sure he could have died
and that would have slipped through the cracks for me,
for sure.
So that's why I wanted to know.
And then my reaction was like, you fucking assholes.
I think I just saw his name associated with something that he's in.
Yeah, he's working a lot.
He's either playing Thug or Stooge.
But he's great.
He's really a really good actor.
What did you guys bring me?
Or should I say, what did you bring for the prize bag
uh well start us off steve i'll start you off uh last night i had the pleasure of seeing
dr strange oh how was it how was it how was it how was it it was pretty strange
hey uh it was uh i thought the script was I thought it was also very doctor
It was
The script was okay
But like the visual effects
Was maybe the best visual effects
I've ever seen in a film
What?
I saw it at the big IMAX
At the TCL
Sounds like you got incepted
It makes Inception look like a 1950s
Like Godzilla movie
That's like
Put it in context
I'm not kidding.
You remember the first time you saw The Matrix in a theater?
Yeah.
And you walked out of there like, what the fuck was that?
Is that the same kind of thing?
It was, yeah.
I mean, I was really fucking high.
But there was a moment where I thought, oh, God, this is the part of the movie where we all come out of our seats and like float through the multiverse it was really fucked it was bad so i brought that souvenir cup
and then i brought some movies it's not the same experience as the movie the cup isn't
doesn't really make you i actually drank the multiverse i drank orange fanta out of this
cup for all of you that's good to know in advance before you stick your nose in there. And then I brought three movies.
I brought Night Watch,
which is a great Russian sci-fi film.
Day Watch,
so now you have the companion piece.
Do you have Afternoon Watch?
No, that's not out yet.
Oh, okay.
Do you have Neighborhood Watch?
Yeah, I already got that one.
And Inglourious Bastards.
Day Watch.
Oh, yeah.
I'll murder you.
That's a pretty good gift bag, right?
Yeah, you did good.
There you go.
I don't know what,
it became a thing
where my guests are like
trying to compete
to bring the best stuff
and the most stuff.
But, you know,
that's cool.
Truth is,
that was just in my
post-breakup box
and other than the cup,
the other shit
I just had to get rid of
because I don't want
to look at it anymore.
That'd be funny
if the Doctor Strange cup
was in your breakup box.
We broke up because she thought it was a C-
and I thought it was a B+.
It was a...
Thank you, fucking Doctor Strange!
Fuck you, Doctor!
I don't want to see this fucking thing again It's great too
Because it's plastic
So you can throw it across the room
It was a rough night
It was a rough night
Dan St. Germain
What do you got for the bag?
Yeah this is
Jesus Christ.
I got
this is the
Walker Texas Ranger Warzone movie.
So
it's actually, yeah, he's a
photographer for the UN in Aleppo.
No, he fights people.
And
I have a Carl's Jr.
gift certificate.
Oh, shit! And this
gas station hat that says hot stuff.
So be excited, guys.
That hat
is choice, actually. That's really nice.
It was actually meant for a chick, ironically, on a date,
but then she blew me off.
So I just had this hat that said hot stuff
in my car, reminding me of the girl who never blew me off. So I just had this hat that said hot stuff in my car,
reminding me of the girl who never called me back.
Oh, she's great.
Wait, you bought it.
I thought it would be funny to be like, hey, oh, isn't this,
but then she never showed up.
So I just looked at this fucking hot stuff hat.
Jill, if you're listening, I'm still around.
You know who you are.
She's in the business.
Yes.
Hey, can I ask a question?
So were you in the gas station on the way to the date,
and you're like, I'll get the hat?
Or were you like, you know what?
This was the day after our first date.
It was going to be a second date.
OK.
And I was like, this is going to really help me seal the deal.
This hot stuff hat. I bought it
a Sunoco.
Anyway, she's doing good. I hear
she's got a she said
she's dating women now. That's what she said
in the text.
Anyway, I keep waiting for
some community to bring gift cards that have
been that are maxed out like they're
not worth anything
because it sounds like a good gift
that it's just a funny, you know,
when they get burn on that person like
you're already assuming
it's got five bucks on it or something.
They go. Nope,
especially if it's a Carl's Jr. And your
card doesn't clear
the saddest place now
you have to buy your carl's jr that you ordered because you thought it was free
uh what did you bring some sort of fake book or something john i have i maybe have a couple of these in my garage um this is a copy of my book
and um so yeah and by the way hey guys guys and just in case you like you're on a plane you're
like you've I've already read the book but you just want to get lost for a little while
oh yeah that was not my idea I was hoping for I had picked out a funny picture to put on the back of the book
and the editor was like,
no, I think it'd be,
they printed that without me knowing.
And they were like,
we thought this was better.
It's startling how big that fucking face is.
It's not a good one.
Those sideburns are a real 9021 no.
Yeah.
9021 no yeah are we on a roller coaster
well we already know your answer steve but you can say
you can add and thank you for bringing all this stuff for the bag but uh
you can uh just repeat you could talk more about Doctor Strange,
but the question is,
what was the last movie that you saw?
The last movie that I saw was Doctor Strange.
It's a great film.
You got to see it,
but see it in IMAX 3D
because otherwise I have a feeling
it's like really shitty.
It was that kind of movie
where I was like,
I don't ever want to see it on pay cable ever again.
I don't need to see it ever again.
You know, Rolling Stone Magazine ranked, ranked you know some guy rolling stone magazine ranked uh the uh marvel movies
and uh he gave uh dr strange number two of all of them really yeah what did he give number one
uh which i agree with guardians of the galaxy yeah absolutely yeah i i gotta say i thought
the acting in the film is like a little heavy-handed everything is like way too
serious Chiwetel Ejiofor who's a great actor is just being a great actor in a
Marvel movie so it doesn't really fit the world so everything's like Steven
you gotta know what's going on we gotta go fight the magic wizard and it's just
like every every line is like some like the scroll of
and you're like oh dude just fucking bring it down a notch can we fly through the multiverse
see it in imax 3d
dude could you not be 10 stories high
and maybe a little controversial to say,
I don't think Benedict Cumberbatch
is a sexy man at all.
And I feel like he's trying really
hard to be like tough guy.
I'm like the best
surgeon in the world. And it just feels a little
put on. Oh, crumple
scratch.
Fast, fast benders.
Brenda Dirk, crumple Scratch.
Fast Bender's better at that sort of thing.
Absolutely.
Intimidating, scary guy.
Absolutely.
For sure.
Great Sherlock.
Not that they should be lumped together.
I don't even know if they both have giant cocks,
but the point is.
Oh, I know they do.
Did you see the Cumberbatch hosted SNL?
Yes.
They did a sketch. So why is Cumberbatch hosted SNL? Yes. They did a sketch.
So why is Cumberbatch so hot?
Where the host Beck Bennett was just upset that everybody thinks that Cumberbatch is hot.
I'm so in with Beck Bennett.
And you were like, yeah, you totally related to that.
Yeah, 100%.
The more you say yours is last name, the more it doesn't sound like a name at all.
Cumberbatch.
Cumberbatch.
Brenda Dirk Crumple Scratch.
Yeah, exactly.
Dan, what was the last movie you saw?
I saw Doctor Strange 2.
Oh, the sequel's out already?
Yes, the second one.
What's the... What's after the colon?
What's after the colon
in this sequel title? Doctor Strange 2
colon. Still strange in after all
these years?
That doesn't make any sense.
I think it's
Tokyo Drift actually.
Doctor Strange 2.
Doctor Strange 2. the residence of years.
Did you say Tokyo Drift?
Yeah.
Dr. Strange 2, Tokyo Drift.
They have one of those,
one of their magic stations is in Tokyo, right?
Fits perfectly.
Hong Kong, I think.
Oh, we're at the same thing.
They're all the same to you.
Racist.
Racism.
Thank you guys so much josh i saw keanu on the plane
that movie fucking cracked me up you didn't like you well you're a kitten lover first yeah
yeah big fan of the kitten he kitten. Did you see the movie?
Yes, I thought it was really funny. Yeah
Okay good
Well
On this I mean I think if people generally liked it. Yeah. Yeah, I thought I was surprised I was super high on the plane and
Thanks for explaining how planes work.
Yeah.
No, we didn't.
Boy, that took me like
30 seconds to get that.
Khalifa.
Yeah, instead of Hail Hydra,
stoners would just whisper
Khalifa in each other's ears.
Okay, so you were on the plane,
you were high,
and you enjoyed it.
Yeah, that's basically it.
Embarrassing laughter?
Like people were looking at you?
I hate laughing on planes.
That's super super i feel super
self-conscious but so you do that that you know the heavy shoulder oh no he's having a seizure
but you know what else i was also so i was vaping on the plane but i blow it into my shirt oh you
but the guy rascal the guy behind me goes, it was a red eye and not the guy,
but the flight.
And the guy said,
you,
yeah,
but he said to me,
he goes a couple of times there.
I thought you were on fire.
He didn't tell the flight attendant.
Let's just see how this plays out.
He didn't say anything to me. Let's just see how this plays out. He didn't say anything to me either.
The guy next to me might be on fire.
I'm going to finish my in-flight movie.
Feel this out.
That's the ultimate white privilege.
He's probably fine.
He was just joshing with you.
Hey-o.
But seriously though, right?
Yeah.
He was kidding around.
Okay.
Wait, how do you get away with vaping on a plane?
I thought you were on fire.
Do you vape on a plane, too?
No, but I did sit next to a guy who was doing the same thing,
but I think his might have been even nicotine
because he was really sucking on it quite a bit.
Like, he really needed it.
How do you, how do you, do you get high before you get on a plane?
Yeah.
Or edibles.
Yeah.
Or, you know, I got to get through a flight.
Not being really high is also an option.
Like it's not, this doesn't bother me that much.
Huh?
I can still go to sleep when I'm not high.
Must be nice.
Well, aren't you a hero?
But you know what I mean?
I'm just like, you know, I get high all day, every day.
But like when I can't or don't, you know, don't for a while, it's not a big deal usually.
Yeah.
I usually don't get high on red eyes.
I get high during the day.
And because of red eye, I'm don't get high on red eyes. I get high during the day.
And because of red eye, I'm going to sleep anyways.
But I, for whatever reason, I thought I'd give myself a little treat.
Turn on Keanu and light myself on fire.
And why don't you just go in the bathroom and do it?
Because it won't, the vape won't set off the smoke detector, right?
Yeah, but like,
were you in a middle seat?
No, but opening up the bathroom and having a bunch of smoke
follow you out is like,
it's almost like that scene.
I wouldn't let it follow me out.
What's the woman say?
Flush that toilet a few times,
that massive suction.
Oh, will it suck the smoke down?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's why it never smells like farts in there.
Well, that's not true.
Oh, did I mention
I have no sense of smell?
Yeah.
I'm colorblind and have no sense of smell bathrooms are delightful
but I just think that if a stewardess
or a flight attendant as they prefer to be called
saw you
with any kind of smoking thing going on
they'd like arrest you
off of the plane
I generally eat edibles for my flights.
Yeah.
But I had forgotten the edible,
and I traveled with the vape,
and I was not in first class,
and so I was back far enough when it was a red eye.
And red eyes, they generally turn out the lights
and leave people alone.
Sure, that's true.
So I figured I was okay.
You were okay.
You got through it.
And here I am.
Yeah.
Yeah. But I'm glad was okay. You were okay. You got through it. And here I am. Yeah. Yeah.
But I'm glad to get it all on tape as part of my bizarre sting operation.
That'd be crazy if this was all one big hoax.
Trying to catch a guy doing something that's not bothering anybody.
Except for the guy next to him.
It'd be funny if he just threw his cocktail on you.
Thought you were on fire
um all right fellas this is a part of the show where uh burt kreischer can turn the program off
because i'm about to say let the games begin
The games begin.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
We got some name tags.
You guys might have to fight over some of the better ones because I wasn't kidding when I said some name tags.
Maybe about 50% of the crowd.
It's got candy.
Wow, this lady's getting her name tags getting married. She's getting married. Wow, this lady's getting, her name tag's getting married.
She's getting married.
What does it say on it?
Feather of the Bride.
Feather of the Bride.
And I'm playing
the Steve Martin role.
You're giving me
a daughterly kiss.
Trump family kiss.
Oh, that's not you.
Oh, that's the regular.
That's the actress, Kimberly Williams.
Boom.
All right.
So go ahead and pick your name tags, guys.
And while you do that, we're going to go to a brief commercial message.
We'll be right back.
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all right we're back today. Back to the show.
All right, we're back.
Yeah, all of that part's not on the podcast. That's just for the live
audience, Scott, to enjoy that part.
Steve, you put away
your name tag like we're not going to talk about it.
Of course we're going to talk about it. Who are you playing for?
I'm playing for Sean, I believe.
Yeah, Sean's Labyrinth.
Did you draw this? You'm playing for Sean, I believe. Yeah. Sean's Labyrinth. Sean's Labyrinth.
Did you draw this?
Yeah.
You made a nice drawing, yeah.
That's really fucking impressive.
That's really great. Good job, Sean.
Nice job, Sean.
And then, of course, the one I talked about at the top of the show,
the Captain America.
What's your name? Eric? Yeahic yeah eric is in there and he put a bunch of candy on it why did you pick it dan uh because there was a lot of it
seemed like you really needed this honestly there's a lot of candy on it i don't know he
was just holding it it seems like eric's been through a lot and I'm going to
help him through this. What's your favorite
of all those candies?
I'm a big Twizzler guy
to. I also never wanted
to. Yeah, those
are good.
You never want to be. You
never want to say that about candy when you're over 30
like I'm a big Reese's guy like oh
my God, you are saying I love a
butterfinger. I just love a butterfinger
so crunchy. Are you just give me
a gobstopper and my day is complete
kind of gay sounding
but
anyway, good for you. You got
all that candy. You only got
one Twix bar though. There's doubles on some of them, but just one Twix.
This looks a little...
So it's hard to know which of the two factories that one came from.
I think it was a Reese's Cup that got smashed.
Yeah, that looks a little run over.
Take your fucking sign back.
Yeah.
How dare you?
You fucked up, Eric.
Sorry.
Oh, I hope people listening heard that i hope you just heard this quiet little sorry oh josh what you got the bride i have have the Feather of the Bride.
And what's your name?
Feather.
Feather.
Oh, your name is Feather.
Is that your L.A. name or your real name?
Really?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I'm playing for Feather.
There you go.
Yeah.
There you go.
You a fan of that movie, father of the bride i am not
no yeah i do i like the movie the bride too i like father of the bride more than father
okay is martin short in both of them or just the first one he's in both
sorry i just love martin is he yeah he's in both yeah the whole fucking second one is all about him
they like literally just kept the best thing from the first in both the whole fucking second one is all about him they like literally
just kept the best
thing from the first
one and just made
the second one all
about him
with the cock
Steve is so mad
about this
yeah
upsets me
Martin Short's
better than that
you guys
he's better than
that
Martin Short is
amazing I want to
go see he and
Steve Martin are
doing a bunch of
dates together
live shows where
the you know
Steve Martin is
bluegrass band
and Martin Short.
That'd be awesome.
Are they going to do stand-up?
Yeah, they sort of stand together
and tell stories
and then I think they maybe do
some separate stuff too.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Yeah, who knows?
Who knows what happens?
You know, Don Rickles and Regis
are playing at the Canyon Club.
No.
November 18th, I think.
Do the wild things thing where you're like the Matt Dillon,
you push their heads together, you know?
All right, well, I guess that's just my fantasy.
All right.
I'm sorry
I thought there was
gonna be more to that
but
I'm happy
I'm happy to move on
all right
the first thing
we're gonna play tonight
is
it's just a fan favorite
it's called
live die repeat
I'm gonna say
the name of a motion picture
first person that says it back is the winner
have you played this before Josh?
I haven't
you seem really ready
I think this might be the one I can do
that's why
usually people question this game
you guys are just
all ready to do it.
Usually get a lot more pushback. All right,
a face in the crowd.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
so close. Let's do more. Let's do until we have a winner.
Three days. What's that? You hear me? Three days in the valley. Three days.
Three days in the valley. Three days in the condor. Three days in the valley. Three days in the valley. Three days in the condor. Three days in the valley.
Three days in the valley.
In the condor?
On the condor.
I think on the condor.
On the condor?
Yeah.
My honor, condor don't want none.
I don't.
Three days of rain.
Three days of satisfaction.
Condor. On the condor. In the condor. You're so close. Let's of condor.
In the condor.
You're so close. Let's do another one.
Malcolm X.
Steve got that one.
Steve killed that one.
All right, Steve wins, but let's do more.
The Manchurian. The Manchurian.
Manchurian. The Manchurian cannon. Manchurian cannon.
Manchurian cannon.
Manchurian cannon.
Honey, you seemed to be up late last night.
What were you watching?
Manchurian cannon.
I still have this strategy of like wait Wait
Bob Roberts
Fuck
Okay now guess what the next one's gonna be
Okay
Doctor Strange
To Kill a Mockingbird
So close to Doctor Strange love
Or how I learned to stop worrying about the bomb
What'd you say? I said To Kill a Mockingbird I was way off No that's not so close to Dr. Strangelove or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.
What'd you say? I said to kill a mockingbird.
I was way off. No, that's not political per se.
Wag the dog. Wag the dog.
Oh, I got that one. I got that one.
Steve didn't even try.
You're just resting
on your laurels over there.
It's far more interesting to listen to that.
Hey, this particular game,
there's way more physical exertion than the other games.
Right?
It is kind of exhausting.
I'm going to sit this one out, I think.
Primary colors.
Primary colors.
I can't help myself.
I knew you couldn't sit it out.
All the presidents.
All the presidents.
All the presidents.
Why am I screaming?
You're literally just yelling
nonsense fucking syllables.
And I can't.
Okay, last one.
Last one.
This was. That's not a movie
This one was on one of the name tags
In the audience tonight
Ready?
Mr. Smith goes to Washington
That sounded like you were taking an oath I, Mr. Smith goes to Washington. That sounded like you were taking an oath.
Mr. Smith goes to Washington.
All right, you guys.
So Steve won that game, and he gets to go first in the next game.
Which is, you know, that probably was your time to shine, Josh.
Yeah, I really feel like that's why I put 100% of that.
But we'll see.
We'll see.
Okay.
Anything can happen.
We got some time.
We got some games.
This one's called Last Man Stanton.
And in this game, I normally pick somebody from the audience, bless you,
somebody who tweeted at me,
I've got a name for Last Man Stanton tonight.
That's normally how it's done, because I don't want to know the name.
I like to play along.
But a guy came up to me in Minneapolis and handed me a sealed envelope.
Holy shit.
And he says, inside this envelope is the perfect name for last man Stanton
so I flew back
to Los Angeles
with it
good thing it wasn't
a bomb
and
by the way
you just announced
to everybody
how trusting you are
you can just give
Doug an envelope
give me
give me something
that's wrapped up
and said right
do not open on it
and I will take it there'm some fucking cartel in
mexico that was just like we need to talk to this benson dude so yes this guy i gave it to me
his name is ynst cast on twitter which stands for some sort of podcast the you know stupid The You Know Stupid... Titties.
Tacos.
Titties.
Yeah, the You Know Stupid Titties podcast.
You Know Stupid Titties.
Come on.
Come on, you know.
You Know Stupid Titties.
It's pretty exciting.
Oh, I think it's a picture of the person.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my lord.
Fuck.
Ice Cube. Fuck. Ice Cube.
It's Ice Cube, strangely, between thumbs up and shooting someone.
I'm not sure which one that's supposed to be.
I think it's both.
It is.
That's right.
You're dead. All right. so that's his killer suggestion for the game so we have to name movies that have
ice cube in them and uh you get one lifeline guys you get to go to the person whose name tag you
pick sean or eric or feather uh you get to go to them once I recommend going
to them early but do what you got to do Steve start us off boys in the hood ice
cube was in fact in boys of the hood dope boy this motion picture debut I think I believe that's correct yeah all right
I'll say
22 Jump Street
Josh
are we there yet
Dan Dan Anaconda
Oh fuck that's right
Steve
21 Jump Street
I was hoping that would get back around to me
Um He was in a motion picture called
Trespass.
Unless that was
iced tea.
I'm a horrible racist person.
Josh? Ride Along. Oh racist person. Josh?
Ride Along.
Oh, yeah.
Dan?
Boys in the Hood.
Boys in the Hood already came up.
It was the first one we said.
Oh, shit.
Ride Along 2.
Give me another one.
Ride Along 2.
Okay.
There's already been a second one of those?
Yeah.
There's a third one coming. I i am hey yo uh oh don't blink out right now uh friday oh you son of a mother fucker
i'm gonna go with what was the name of that one where he was like...
I'm tough.
Three Kings.
Well, this is where...
Come on, Josh.
You can use your lifeline. Hey, Feather? Feather, you is where... Come on, Josh. You can use your lifeline.
Hey, Feather?
Feather, you got any...
You got any juice on the cube?
Tank Girl.
Tank Girl?
She says that he was in Tank Girl.
What do you think, Josh?
I'm gonna agree with that.
I have to agree with it,
because I don't know.
Seems like something that would happen in tank girl i i i don't have any idea what that movie's about i know it's laurie petty is tank girl and uh i didn't enjoy it what what it's about a girl
who rides around a tank i guess so there's like a kangaroo in it too, I think.
I can't imagine why.
I hadn't heard of that movie before.
It's kooky.
Tanks and Gangaroos.
Yeah, it's great.
Dan?
Barbershop 2.
Oh, I like it,
but there's probably more to that title.
Oh, fuck.
Barbershop 2, the next cut. The next cut.
Tokyo Drift, of course. Still barbershop 2, the next cut. The next cut. Tokyo Drift, of course.
Still barbershopping?
Yeah, that's really, that's real drift.
You got anything else?
Barbershop.
You want to go to your lifeline?
Oh, yeah, barbershop.
That'll work.
Good job.
Steve?
Next Friday.
Ooh.
I think that's not right that's the second one next Friday
okay alright
after that did they make a straight to video
one that Ice Cube is not in
oh shit sorry
sorry
is that one of your next ones
I know this collection very well I am a fucking stoner after all I'm going to get one of my next ones, so don't blow it. Oh, shit. Sorry, sorry. All right. Is that one of your next ones? Yeah.
I know this collection very well.
I am a fucking stoner after all.
Okay.
What's it called?
Friday Afternoon.
I'm going to go with- Josh.
Why are you saying the answer?
I can't imagine that that's real.
Is that true?
Is that what it's called?
God damn it.
Be quiet.
It's my turn.
Oh.
Friday Afternoon. can't imagine that that's real is that true that's what it's called be quiet it's my turn oh Friday afternoon well shit on a stick
that's what I thought next
Friday was called
that's why I thought next
Friday was wrong
so me
I you know what?
I have no idea.
Well, every other movie he's done has had a sequel.
So I'm going to say, are we there yet, too?
I wish that was the, yeah, I wish that was the title.
And I've been sitting here driving myself crazy
trying to think of what the title is.
It's not it?
But it's not that.
No.
And you already used your lifeline, so you're out.
Well, that was pretty unceremonious.
Next time you're on, I'll try to whip up a ceremony.
Get you some sort of participation
prize. Yeah, something like a
sound effect or something.
There's still more games to come anyway.
Dan? Jingle
All the Way 2?
What? Did I just make that movie?
I think so. Okay, but
he will do that in the next year
if... You say jiggle all
the way? No, no.
I'll do that though the next year. If you say jiggle all the way. No, no, I'll do that, though.
No shit.
Wait, you guess something, and now you want to guess again.
Oh, I'm done.
Yeah, that's it.
Steve, I'm going to ask my lifeline if he's got anything. You got Sean.
God damn.
Yes.
Sean, that came up in a big way. God damn Triple X State of the Union Wow
Sean
That came up in a big way
Sam
Sean
I knew this was for real
I felt this shit with you man
Damn
Fuck yes
He's in a football movie
Directed by Fred Durst
Yeah right
Yes he is
What the fuck was that called
It was the one with the girl plays football right yeah
yeah yeah it's called the believables or the the undeniables the impossibles the girls can
play football two of bulls yeah but uh what other Ice Cube movies did we miss? Players Club. Players Club says it's loud white man right up front.
All about the Benjamins.
This guy's a fan.
Oh, Are We Home Yet?
That's what it was.
Are We Home Yet?
You really have a vast knowledge of Ice Cube films.
Yeah, he's a killer.
Are We Home Yet?
That's it.
I bet you.
I think that might be it.
I bet you he is buddies with the guy who gave me the envelope.
Yeah.
And he said, I will sit there knowing everyone that they missed,
and I will show off at the end and get some pussy.
I'm going to include the Ice cube photograph in the prize bag.
And I'm going to go wash my hands after touching that stranger envelope.
But thank you to the YNST cast or whatever his name was on Twitter.
Let's play.
Who won that?
Me.
Steve won again.
Killing it.
What the?
Got to step up our game.
You've seen my game.
That's about as much as I got.
We got to watch Steve win.
One of the producers of the show, Matt Belknap,
just texted me.
Do you want corrections?
What did we fuck up on, Matt?
He's not in Tank Girl.
He's not in Tank Girl.
That's great that you slipped that by me.
And it's are we done yet?
Are we done yet?
Not are we home yet?
Oh, shit. So my theory about this guy was off.
Unless he didn't want to sound perfect,
but he wanted to seem knowledgeable,
but not ridiculous.
Somebody's got an Are We Home Yet spec script.
Yeah, he's looking for the...
Who said take girl?
Feather.
Nice work, Feather. You picked a movie that no one here take girl feather nice work feather
you picked a movie that no one here
can stand up and say anything
verifiable about
great idea
yeah that was a good one
oh ice tea is in it so you are
you're the racist now
did you figure out trespass
was I right about trespass cube is out trespass? Was I right about trespass?
Cube is in trespass?
Yeah, he is.
Okay, good.
Who was in Jingle All the Way 2?
Sinbad, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, he's in the first one.
He's in the, yeah.
I don't know.
Jingle All the Way, who's in Jingle All the Way 1?
Sinbad and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Why are you saying it like I'm an asshole?
What the fuck are you saying like I'm an asshole?
The fuck are you doing here?
Josh, who's in
kindergarten cop?
Now I do.
Who's the Terminator?
Well, thank you.
I'm glad the corrections
department got you got
to jump on that already
because I would have
got a lot of text
tweets about Tank Girl.
Let's play Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
This is a game where I say the tagline
from a motion picture,
and you have to guess.
Just one shot at it each,
one at a time.
Steve's our big winner at this point,
so we'll start with Steve,
then we'll go to Dan,
then we'll go to Josh.
Steve.
I'm sorry, I just spaced on that entire thing.
What are we doing?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
This game is called Khalifa?
Spell it, go.
K-H-A-L-I-F-A, Khalifa.
That's what they should do with those little smart kids
in the spelling bee.
They should all go at the same time.
Like spell it the fastest.
That would make it way more interesting.
I would watch that in a heartbeat.
Oh, me too.
It's like must-see TV.
All right.
I'm going to say a tagline from a movie.
We're starting with Steve,
so you're going to hear it three times before it gets to you.
You just have to guess what movie it's from.
On the poster or in the advertisements,
on TV, wherever,
somewhere that IMDb found it
or someone wrote it on IMDb
that might have made it up.
Okay. IMDB found it or someone wrote it on IMDB that might have made it up.
Okay.
Steve, what movie has a tagline where nothing can possibly go wrong?
Oh, it's got to be a babysitting movie.
Do I get any more information than that?
Like the year?
Nothing?
Just the tagline.
That's it yeah okay
how often people get these right could you use that in a sentence
pretty much is a sentence where nothing where nothing yeah i think you just did go wrong where
nothing can possibly go wrong no period i don't think but sometimes i don't i'm not a stickler on that god
um mrs peregrine's home for peculiar children i don't know i just think calling it a home for
the peculiar why would anyone say nothing's gonna go wrong yeah one of those children's
gonna float away yeah I don't know.
Okay, Dan.
Where nothing can possibly go wrong.
National Lampoon's Vacation.
Okay, yeah.
Vacation is where nothing can possibly go wrong.
That makes sense.
I mean, most comedies could have the tagline where nothing could possibly go wrong.
Right, yeah.
Because shit's going to go wrong.
That's where the comedy comes from.
Josh, do you have a guess?
Home Alone 2.
All right, that's officially a stupid guess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And not the full title.
It's not?
No, it's Home Alone 2, Lost in New York.
Where nothing could possibly go wrong.
Now it's not that stupid,
now that you say it out loud.
Yeah, it's still pretty stupid.
The correct answer
has now been turned into a polarizing miniseries or series on HBO,
and it's Westworld.
The motion picture Westworld from 1973.
Good call.
Yeah.
You knew that?
Yeah.
There was a guy in the audience who knew it.
Yeah.
It was kind of...
Yeah, I knew it after he said the answer.
It's kind of a...
Yeah, I know.
I knew it.
It's kind of a famous tagline,
you know, if you're around at that time.
You know, you guys are all just too young.
It's a good movie.
I liked it.
Yeah, well, that's what's frustrating to me
about the Westworld TV series
is that the movie was just about
what if the robots just fucking went berserk
and started actually killing people and then that's the movie.
And it's an exciting, fun movie.
I'm sure if you watch it now, you get back to me and say that it's dated and slow.
But at the time, it was really cool.
You know, Yul Brynner was kind of a famous, very iconic actor from King and I
and Westerns and such.
And so him in the black hat in what's know what's now the ed harris role him
just chasing after james brolin through this through this amusement park where everybody's
gone or dead uh it's very it was exciting at the time and this series i just don't know how they're
going to sustain it they say they've got five years where the story's figured out already they
actually took a break in production to make sure they had the rest of the seasons lined up yeah and it's just like i this story seems like it could wrap up at any
minute yeah like any days everyone could end up dead and it's over well i have a theory in the
movie there's like other worlds right yeah there's so i have a feeling each season is going to be
show the other world show the other world why would everybody that's in charge
of Westworld be acting like Westworld
is the only thing why wouldn't they ever
mention casually I know but how are you
going to cover five seasons of just Westworld
that's what I'm saying it's got to be something to it
season three is just Epcot yeah
or each year
they could each year open a new park
but it seems like such bad things are happening
there that they're ongoing.
It didn't stop Jurassic World.
No, it didn't.
But at least it took a few years.
And when they were making each Jurassic movie,
they're not sitting around plotting the next three.
The season finale this year is Anthony Hopkins saying,
next year, boom.
And it gives us another world.
I'll tell you one thing about Anthony Hopkins is
I have trouble keeping up with him when he's on screen
because he's such a fast talker
his scenes I just turn the sound up really loud
so I can hear it while I'm taking a shit
that's the only way I can take a shit
that's all I'm going to think about when I watch his scenes now
now why is he walking around out in the middle of nowhere That's the only way I can think of shit. That's all I'm going to think about when I watch his scenes now.
Now, why is he walking around out in the middle of nowhere with some boy?
This is fucking, I don't get it.
All right.
I don't know, but now I'm watching.
Right?
Oh, all right. Now I'm interested.
Now I'm intrigued.
Okay, yeah.
Start with you again, Steve.
Here's the next one.
Sometimes I'll just tell you guys, instead of trying to pull a fast one on you,
sometimes themes emerge in these games.
It kind of gives you a clue.
Kind of also doesn't.
Could just make things more confusing.
What movie has the tagline,
is this you or are you you
maybe I should read it a little less aggressive
is this you or are you you
oh now here's the perfect read
is this you
or are you you
alright
somebody fell down in the back.
Steve, any idea?
I'm cloning something,
cloning multiplicity.
Oh.
No.
Dan?
AI.
Oh.
Full title?
Artificial intelligence.
Very rarely when somebody says the title,
do they get to just actually say the words
that those initials stand for.
No.
Damn.
Good guess, though.
That's a great guess.
Jesus.
What is it again?
Is this you or are you you?
Does Smarty Pants who knew Westworld, does he know it? No, I already tried to cheat and he doesn't know. is it again? Is this you or are you you?
Does Smarty Pants who knew Westworld, does he know it? No, I
already tried to cheat and he doesn't know.
It sounds like a Dr. Seuss book.
I was hoping it was going to be really
like, alright, maybe next one's Waterworld.
It's just going to be all world ones.
Is this you? What was that
movie
with
Jude Law and the little boy.
What was that?
The one you said?
It's AI.
AI artificial intelligence.
I'm really sorry.
Can I point something out?
Earlier this afternoon, I
texted Josh
because I know Josh from way back, and I
texted Josh and said, hey, I'm going on
Doug's Love Movies for the first time, and I'm
really nervous. Do you have any advice?
And now I realize that was the
worst fucking call I could have
made.
You're terrible at this fucking game.
I think that's why he has
me. I literally
like... No, I have you on the show because I'm hoarding why he has me. I literally like...
Is this you?
No, I have you on the show
because I'm hoarding copies of this book.
Please have Josh on the show
until he runs out of those books.
Sign Josh's mother.
I have no... I wouldn't even know where...
I don't know.
Terminator. I don't know.
No, not Terminator.
Okay.
It was kind of a tough one.
It was from the sequel to Westworld called Future World from 1976.
Yeah.
But you were right about that it might be another world.
Yeah.
I should have gone with my instinct and gotten it wrong in a different way.
But I think you guys just don't even know about the movie Future World,
so why would you guess it if you don't even know that it's a thing
starred Peter Fonda
and a popular
lady actress of the time
Steve what movie had the tagline
the park is open
Jurassic Park
that is correct
listen is correct. Damn.
Listen.
You're winning all the games.
Shit.
I tried too hard.
I'm sorry.
I want to do this last one just for the hell of it.
It's a tiebreaker,
but there's no tie to break
at this point.
It's not just
another day in the park.
Jurassic Park 2, The Lost World.
No.
Damn.
Fuck.
Throw Mama from the train.
It's just,
yes,
this is popular scatting movie.
Just a scat train spotting.
What were you?
Build it up and then as an I had to lose a guy in 10 days.
There's nothing to do with that.'ll just go with fucking Curious George
And the
Lost National Treasure map
Just Curious George I think
Just Curious George
I don't think the title had a bunch of words in it
Josh
What's that movie with
Jude Law?
You know, when he's got the monkey with the yellow hat.
Oh, the talented Mr. Ripley.
Yeah, that's the one.
Yeah.
Jurassic Park 3D. What's the third one? 3D.
What's the third one?
3D?
No, that was for South Park.
Bigger, longer, and uncut.
Yeah.
Jurassic Park 3 wasn't 3D.
It wasn't?
There wasn't a 3D Jurassic Park?
Oh, the Joe Johnston one?
Well, the last one was 3D, right?
We weren't really doing 3D at that point.
Remember, 3D didn't really come back until Avatar. Avatar. Right. That was sort of when we got back into 3D Jurassic Park? Oh, the Joe Johnston one? The last one was 3D. We weren't really doing 3D at that point. Remember, 3D didn't really come
back until Avatar. Avatar.
Right. That was sort of when we got back into 3D land.
They tried to 3D everything.
Now they only do it some... The imitation
game, 3D IMAX.
Well, that's
how you get sexy Cumberbatch
when
he's in 3D.
But you're really recommending the 3D
wearing the glasses for the Doctor Strange.
The only way to see it.
Okay.
Well, that's the only way you have seen it,
so I don't think you're a fair judge.
That's a great point, but I'll...
All right, let's play to decide our winner this evening.
Let's play a little round of...
Steve is pretty cocky.
I hope he loses.
Yeah.
Fucking take your fucking Tony,
your Emmy, your Cable Ace Award.
Good Lord, I hope Jim Belushi is the name here.
Come on, Jim Belushi.
Normally for winning the prior
game to this game I
give you one point
in this game but I'm going to go ahead and level
the playing field and not
give you that point
okay yeah
because that's how confident I am
that Steve's going to win
and we need a horse race I'm the media and I am Steve's gonna win.
And we need a horse race.
I'm the media and I need to rig these things
so that everyone's engaged.
Everyone can't sleep over who wins.
So here's the game.
It's called Jason and Deb's IMDB game.
You buzz in with your own name when you think you know the answer.
I'm going to read the top four on somebody's IMDb page.
Four most known for, they call it.
And if you buzz in and get it wrong, it's negative one point,
but you get a bonus point for each additional title you can name in the top four
if you buzz in before all four have been read,
which might happen.
Josh, do you want me to run through it again?
No, I think I got it.
It's honestly just a waste of time.
Yeah, I mean.
No, I actually...
I think he's right.
Can't believe I asked you for advice today.
I know.
He was like, any advice?
I'm like, don't ask me.
That's not bad advice.
Josh.
Donnie.
When you think you know the answer.
I'm going to say my name.
No, you're going to say Josh.
Right.
My name. You can actually, you're going to say Josh, right? My name.
You can actually in previous installments. I've
let people decide what they want to yell. Are
you good with Josh? You could
want to yell something else.
We're going to keep it
okay. Dan, you want to go with Dan?
Yeah, let's do it. Okay. And Steve.
Yeah, champ. If you wanted
you'd say what champ champ. If you want, I do it. Okay. And Steve? Yeah. Champ, if you wanted.
You'd say what?
Champ?
Champ, if you want.
I love it.
Are you going with champ?
I'm going to go with champ.
You know, then I'm going to go with Kazikiller.
Oh.
No, I'm going to go with Josh.
I won't remember that one.
You have your hand up like you're buzzing on something. I know. He's got his hand up like you're buzzing.
I know.
He's got his hand up like... Are you going to buzz something?
He's going to smash that Twix bar.
The sad thing is Josh is high off his ass.
I'm just like, I need this.
I'm dead sober.
Just thinking about that chick who gave me that hat earlier.
He's got his hand hovering over the Twizzlers.
Yeah.
When's someone going to tell Dan it's not real?
All right.
real.
All right.
Don't forget, Feather, that you're eligible to bring that back and get picked again
on another show
when you lose tonight.
You already got picked before?
There you go. So she's a perennial.
Did you win before? She knows what she's doing.
No, I had another stoner pick mine.
Oh, so stoners are no good at these games, according to Feather.
Oh, okay.
You just brought up that point for no reason.
Which stoner was it?
Dave Stoner.
Dave Waite.
Okay.
Well, so maybe
make name tags that appeal to straight
people.
Although Steve's the highest one on the
panel right now, I think. Very true.
And he's killing it, so
yeah, vote yes.
Vote yes.
Vote yes on marijuana.
Find it on the ballot and vote yes.
There's none of those tricky ones where
you go in there and do i vote
no if i want this to happen who's imdb top four begins with butch cassidy and the sundance kid
steve what do you think steve
there's a few people in that movie.
This is not going to be right.
God damn it.
George Wallace.
First of all,
first of all,
George Wallace.
Oh,
no,
not George.
George Kennedy.
No,
he said George.
He said George Wallace.
I heard.
Hey,
hold on.
Hey, champ.
Hey,
champ.
Hey, champ.
I don't think George Wallace was in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, champ.
In fairness.
Yeah.
You'd want to see that movie.
I would.
Because I'm curious which one of those guys he'd be.
Butch Cassidy, clearly.
I've already got it cast.
Incorrect.
I'm confused with the movie.
Steve has negative one.
Fuck.
Damn.
Whoa, you'd want to jump in that soon? I was going to name another movie. I can't wait for you Steve has negative one. Fuck. Dan. Whoa, you want to jump in that soon?
I was going to name another movie.
I can't wait for you to get this wrong.
Fuck.
Robert Redford.
That is correct.
Wait.
Now you and you alone get to name for three additional points,
three more Robert Redford movies.
Just name three and I'll let you know how many of them are correct after.
All is Lost,
The Natural, Captain America,
Civil Soldier,
Winter Soldier.
No Jeremiah.
Civil Soldier just works
at the MTA.
Yeah, I guess.
So I took my civil soldier
Hands out parking tickets and shit
There you go
Civil soldier
That guy is
My dad knew somebody
Meters expired
Sorry
Are you
Jeremiah Johnson's not on there?
Well I'm
I was confused about the game
I thought
Because IMDB ranks it
In order of year
I thought
So
No at the very top of the page
It'll say best known for
Like known for four
fucking things that the metric for how they choose it is very complicated yeah no you're
gonna be good at this game once you get it yeah it's you just don't want to jump in first
sometimes because like i said there's lots of people in butch cassidy and sundance kid
but uh none of your three guesses were correct, Dan.
For Robert Redford?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, Robert Redford, he's worked a lot.
And three that you didn't say were The Sting, All the President's Men, and Out of Africa.
Oh, wait.
Oh, the three best known for.
I thought it was just three movies in general.
Well, it is best known for, but it's not based on any specific person's opinion.
It's not based solely on box office or solely on awards.
It's weird.
Now actors can go in and change it to whatever they want it to be.
So that'll be another fun aspect of the game is thinking like,
what would Robert Redford want in his top four?
I would think Milagro
Beanfield War would be in there.
He directed
it. Yes, we know he directed Ordinary People.
I was being weird.
I was being weird
on purpose. Alright.
So that means that
Steve has negative one.
Josh is holding steady at
nothing. And Dan has one point. I'm not going to lie to you. I is holding steady at nothing.
And Dan has one point.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I feel pretty good about that.
Yeah, no, it's a great place to be.
If you just sit there and don't say anything,
you have a good chance.
You have a good chance of standing on the... You're going to be on the Olympic podium, my friend.
Because there's only three of you in the game
no that's not gonna happen but he can he can take second place yeah he can do thank you
uh okay so uh here goes the next round. I was going to say that there's going to be three rounds,
but I have one tiebreaker ready to go if need be.
Who's top four most known for on IMDb starts with Donnie Brasco.
See, now you're smart to be cautious,
unless you have a strong feeling
About something
Dan
Okay Dan
I don't like this move
No
Michael Madsen
Was he
No
Zero
That's right thank you for reminding me.
Josh, you got company.
Yeah.
You're tied for first now.
Yeah!
Flew too close to the sun.
Now that you mention it, there is a path to victory for Josh.
There really is.
Josh might get to 270.
Oh, God, I hope not.
I am Ohio.
All right, so the first movie is Donnie Brasco.
The second one is Wag the Dog.
Oh, Josh.
No, this is wrong. I can't believe this is happening. Oh, Josh Oh, shit
No, this is wrong
I can't believe this is happening
Donnie Brasco and Wag the Dog
Al Pacino
No
He's the only person that I know that's in one of those movies, so
He could have shown up in Wag the Dog He's the only person that I know that's in one of those movies.
He could have shown up and wagged the dog.
Yeah, that's not out of the realm.
That's not out of the realm of possibility.
All right, but the third film in this four best known for is... Six Days, Seven Nights.
Stop pretending. Coming in at number four
you have no
you have no idea
and he gave like a
I just
you have no
I just have breathing problems.
I have sleep apnea.
Okay, so the fourth title.
Let me recap. Donnie Brasco, Wag the Dog title. Let me recap.
Donnie Brasco, Wag the Dog, Six Days, Seven Nights.
People are yelling at their devices listening to this.
And there's a few people yelling in their own brains in this audience.
The fourth title is Volcano.
Who is in Donnie Brasco, Wag the Dog, seven nights and volcano volcano you can't go again right now it's done right josh is out yeah for this round
but dan or steve could jump in for one point you're out too it's just i just know it's just
yeah holy shit and you don't know it no i have no fucking ideas
and haish ah and fucking haish did anybody in here know that yeah of course they did that's
like four big movies that she was in she was like the female lead in all those movies couldn't pick
her out of a lineup that's true yeah i don't think i could yeah so short hair ellen's first
oh yeah i know that she
just cocked her head hard on that glass ceiling everybody
dudes with beards are holding her down here's the next round uh i'll recap the scores dan has zero josh has negative one and steve has
minus one as well wait don't i win though for not oh no i guess not i didn't say anything
never mind move on apologies apologies you should have got a point there if you'd have known yeah would it help if I said
the jury
no
I've never
Alec Baldwin murders sex murders
her he sexes her and murders
her
in that movie the jury with Demi Moore
all right In that movie, The Jury with Demi Moore. All right. All right.
Who's top four starts with Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb?
Josh.
Peter Sellers.
Incorrect.
Josh Peter Sellers
Incorrect
The second film
Is called
Pat
Steve
That was so close
I feel like Steve was just
A slight bit ahead of Dan Although I mean if I can chime in so close. I feel like Steve was just a slight
bit ahead of Dan. Although
I mean, if I can chime in, he didn't
say champ. He said Steve.
That's a good point.
It's a fair point.
All right, Dan.
George C. Scott. That's correct.
Sorry,
champ. I had to give him a
I can't hear you from all the way down there. Sorry, champ. I had to give him a...
Can't hear you from all the way down there, Paul.
Copy that.
For a potential two more points,
do you want to guess two more movies with George C. Scott?
And this is in the top, the things he's known for, right?
That's what they claim, yes.
I don't know if I can even name two other George.
That's the shit.
No, I don't want to do that.
So, I mean, if you name any other George C. Scott movies, you have a shot.
I know.
There's that one where his daughter got into porn
Yeah he shakes his daughter
He's walking the streets all sad about it
Yeah I don't know the name of that
Hardcore
That's not in there
I don't think so
No the remaining two are
Steve wants to guess
12 Angry Men
8 Angry Men 12 Angry Men? No.
Oh, shit.
Eight Angry Men.
Seven Angry Men.
The Hustler and The Changeling.
Oh, yes. The Changeling, which is a very creepy movie.
That's a weird movie.
I liked that movie when I was a youngin'.
All right, so Dan is our winner then.
Dan pulled it off.
Holy shit.
Wow.
So you.
With one point, Steve with negative one, and Josh?
Tied for second.
Nope, nope, you had negative two, so you're dead last.
Way to count there, champ. I fucking asked you for advice today.
I know.
I forgot to tell you I'm terrible at this.
All right.
Let's play one more round just for fun.
Yeah.
First title is
Dr. Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying
and Learned a Lot.
Peter Sellers, Josh.
I mean, I don't want to be a dick,
but technically he said Peter Sellers
before he said Josh.
So it's true.
It's true.
Anybody else?
Steve.
Champ.
Oh, he said Steve.
He didn't say champ.
Damn.
Damn.
Peter Sellers.
Oh!
Yeah! That was fantastic.
Oh, God, I'm high.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
Now, Eric, do you want your sign back and all your candy?
No.
You want it.
I mean, I like it. It's cool.
But if you want it back for some mental reason... He definitely wants the sign back, but do you want to tear off your favorite candies?
I'm going to take a Twizzler right here
and you take the rest.
Thank you, sir.
Come get your prize bag here, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Congratulations. No, i'm good on gobstoppers because i i think they have sugar in them um so josh what do you got to plug buddy where are you going to be uh where can people
come see you um i'm taking most of november off uh So I would say in December, I'm going to be in Kansas City at Stanford's.
And then on New Year's Eve, I'm going to be in Pittsburgh at the Improv.
And then Josh Wolfe Comedy on social media.
Fair enough.
There you go.
Thank you, Josh Wolfe.
Thank you for having me again, man.
Loosen up.
Learn to laugh a little.
Huh?
Dan St. Germain,
what do you got?
December 28th,
I'll be at the
Stand Comedy Club
recording an hour
in New York City.
Oh, that's cool.
So if you're there,
check that out.
And I'm writing
on a show called
Superior Donuts,
which should be out
in February on CBS.
So check that out. Superior Donuts? Yeah be out in February on CBS so check that out.
Superior Donuts? Yeah.
If it's around then. February, March.
I don't know why I made it sound ominous. It'll be around. And then
danstjermain.net
at dstjermain is my Twitter.
Alright, thank you Dan St. Germain.
Thank you sir. Congratulations
on first time on this show and he won.
I know. Well done. Against the champ over here this show, and he won. I know.
Well done.
Against the champ over here.
I blew it.
Yeah.
It's all right.
I'm excited to have you back.
You did a great job.
Oh, man.
Thanks.
I'd love to come back sometime.
Yeah.
Call somebody else next time.
I will.
I will.
Call Dan St. Germain.
You got it.
I think I gave him pretty good advice. You did.
You gave him perfect advice.
Yeah.
You did really good. Steve, what's going on? You did. You gave him perfect advice. Yeah. He did really good.
Steve, what's going on?
You were on Shameless for a while.
I enjoyed your arc on Shameless.
I was on Shameless for a little while.
Very entertaining program where people are very mean to each other regularly.
Yeah.
For comedic effect, sometimes drama.
Yeah.
And what else is going on?
Well, I'll be up in Portland at Slappy's Laugh Shack, December 18th.
I don't know.
I got nothing going on.
Comedy is so depressing.
They were like, oh, who books that?
I was like, I've never done Slappy's before.
That's amazing.
Is it a door deal?
Is that like a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or just like a Wednesday night?
No, I'm fucking unemployed.
I have nothing going on.
I sit around and watch wrestling and like take my dogs on hikes all day.
So check me out.
Check you out where you're hiking.
Look at Mike.
Oh, that's the saddest.
He went from I want a Tommy and a Grammy to i have nothing in my life yeah they mean nothing
what does that say it says dormammu is a shithead dormammu can i tell you that last night all we did
dormammu dormammu is the bad guy in dr strange and for the whole night last night my buddies
and i just sat around making dormammu jokes jokes like Dormammu is so vast.
I just went on and that question is that Thanos is that supposed to be Thanos or is he kind
of looked like him?
But now everyone got really good.
No, it's that Marvel magic world.
Wait, are you insinuating that Thanos has an L.A. name?
Thanos's name Feather
as soon as you get to L.A.
Dormammu.
Okay, fair enough.
One more time for all of my guests,
Josh Wolfe, Dan St. Germain,
and Steve Kazee.
I thought we'd get really political tonight
with the election tomorrow,
but instead, as always, Dormammu is a shithead.
And Scott Adams, and then in parentheses, Dilbert is a shithead.
For sure.
For sure. Thanks you guys.