Doug Loves Movies - Steve Rannizzisi, Clare Kramer and Sean Jordan guest
Episode Date: April 6, 2016Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in Los Angees, Doug welcomes Steve Rannizzisi, Clare Kramer and Sean Jordan to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...y Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 azotop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not more that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Coming to you from the nicely orchestrated
Nerd Melt showroom in the back of Meltdown Comics
on Tuesday, April 5th, 2016.
Based on just the singing alone
of the thing at the top of the show,
I'm going to guess that this audience
does have name tags
and that I don't even need to look at them.
Okay.
I'll take a look.
Oh, okay.
That's enough.
Some more.
What is that in the front row?
There's booze taped to something?
It's a movie?
It's the British Mad Max.
The British Mad Max, and your name
is Max?
But you stuck
my face on there?
Yeah.
And a little bottle of kettle
wine and a bottle of
Makers? There's a little bottle of kettle wine and a bottle of Makers?
There's a little glass there, too?
Nope.
Okay, it was just the way the light was shining off it.
Or just my dream that, oh, there's a little glass?
Why don't you crack that open and pour it into that little glass and hand it up here?
But no.
All right.
Well, that's an interesting name tag.
So I guess my instincts were right about not bothering to ask about
the name tags
what is this thing you're holding up right in front of me
some sort of
marijuana joint
jammed into your work name tag
are you allowed to say what your work is
I'm a waiter
you're a waiter.
Okay.
I meant what the name of the place was, but let's not drag IHOP into this.
Oh, my God.
Can you imagine?
IHOP would be like, oh, that was great.
Free advertising.
Because who isn't?
Pancakes.
Pancakes are best when you're high and they're
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That's not right.
For more that you need to know.
Oh, and also I'm doing a movie interruption next Tuesday at CineFamily here in Los Angeles
that I cannot talk about, but let's just say it's my reaction to a certain
superhero movie
that's in theaters now.
No, I'm
not going to show BVS.
I'm showing something
better. I've said too much.
What's in the prize bag, you guys?
Not this bottle of water. That's just for me
when I get cotton mouth.
A Doug Loves Movies t-shirt
is in the prize bag, you guys.
Yeah.
A Roku
is in the prize bag.
Yeah, I maybe should
have put that at the bottom.
Prizes are not
going to get better now.
But there's still
some cool things I'm proud of
that's in here. I found this recently
in my recent move. I found
just a little postcard, but it's still pretty
cool and somewhat vintage.
A postcard for the movie
Superman 3.
It says, coming June 17th.
And Christopher Reeve is
flying over the, maybe not
the Grand Canyon, but certainly a canyon.
And Richard Pryor is in his arms with a scared look on his face.
It's like a sketch from a comedy show, but that was really a whole Superman movie.
Richard Pryor had a major role.
This is some weird things.
Adult Swim has a special coming up or a series.
I don't understand how Adult Swim works.
But it's about golf.
Oh, there's a Jash Fest koozie.
It's about golf.
Let me just read the fucking press release why why even try to
uh adult swim presents uh the adult swim golf classic and it features uh friends of the show
john daly and adam scott and they uh they're going to be playing in a televised charity golf championship set
in 1966.
So there's just a bunch of swag that's from that and associated with that special that
Adult Swim was nice enough to send me.
But the most interesting items, I think, are this thing, like a golf towel this is adult swim
golf classic and then they sent me just a patch of turf like a patch of grass
it's very hard to get in and out of a bag.
That's what they sent me.
That's part of promotion.
Try to get people to watch our show.
Here's this square of AstroTurf.
I guess you could just put it down somewhere and put a golf ball in the middle of it
and you're good to go.
Like off of a parking garage or something.
So yeah, all that stuff is going into this
bag and also some uh pipes that i got that are called peacemaker and i got a couple extra ones
too here so let's just uh get them out give them out to people that want one who wants one of these
things they're like check them out they're like rubbery and you don't have to say rubbery. I'm not going to use an air horn.
It's this patent pending on them?
You guys are so polite, it's freaking me out.
What a nice crowd.
And I think you're going to enjoy my guests today.
So please give a big, warm welcome to Sean Jordan, Claire Kramer, and Steve Renazizi.
Renazizi!
Renazizi!
Hey, you guys.
What up?
Nothing much.
We're doing the show.
And I feel bad that we don't have the space on the stage that's not allowed for it.
I'm the only person that has somewhere I can put my drink.
And so I feel bad for you guys with your water bottles.
No, I like it.
It looks cool.
It's fine.
We're going to be all right. Let it hang. Don't I like it. It looks cool. We're going to be alright. Let it hang.
Don't worry about us.
You know what? I am going to worry about you because
the next part of the show is
focused entirely on you.
Let's meet the guests.
Starting with first time
guests on the show.
Totally fuck up his name all the time
whenever I try to say it.
Steve Ranazzisi is here, everybody.
Very excited.
First time.
Yeah, and you're going up against some heavy hitters in terms of gameplay on this show.
Sean's throwing signals, and Claire's just being Claire.
And what do you think today?
Are you, in addition to the star of the league
and a stand-up comedian,
are you a movie trivia person?
No, I'm not great at it.
All right, well, thank you for coming by.
But you're competitive?
Yes, I'm ultra competitive.
Oh, that's all you need.
That's all Sean gets by on, I'm ultra competitive. Oh, that's all you need. That's all Sean gets by on.
I'm just kidding.
He looks at me so sad like I meant it.
I look like I'm sad.
I kind of did.
You're a good competitor, but let's meet you in a second
because we're going to go first timers, ladies, animals,
and then Sean.
Claire Kramer is here, everybody.
Used to be like, she won like five, six weeks in a row.
It was more than that.
When you could come more than five or six.
How soon, you forget.
How many was it?
I don't know, but it was more than that.
Because I kept getting more and more.
It was a lot.
Closer to having the baby.
The statistics are eight, says the gentleman in the front row.
And then I won at House of Blues in San Diego, but we don't count that one, right?
Why doesn't that count?
Because I didn't come back next week.
I don't know, that was like a one-off.
It's still a win.
It should still go in the win column.
Especially considering who it was against. Yeah-off. It's still a win. It should still go in the win column. Especially considering
who it was against.
You were up against some tough competition.
Leonard Maltin himself.
Was he there? Yes.
I'm just guessing. He was.
I've done a lot of these.
This is the millionth show I forgot to mention.
I forgot to get the confetti.
I was going to stop off. This is my first. I'm going to get the confetti. I was going to stop off. This is my first.
And get the confetti.
Yeah.
We like confetti for Steve's first.
And yeah, so thank you for being back
and being so good at the games.
The games have evolved.
There's new games.
Ooh, I'm nervous.
Yeah.
And yeah, so it's going to be.
From when you were on last time, I think.
How long do you think it's been?
I don't know.
Since I saw you last.
I think the last was House of Blues in San Diego.
That doesn't count, though.
I heard.
That's last year.
So that's probably about a year and a half to two years ago.
Yeah, or last year.
Last July.
No, last July we did it at American. Yeah. Or last year. Last July. No, last July
we did it at
American Comedy Company.
Oh, yeah.
Or maybe it was there.
I don't know.
Then if it was,
then it was last July.
It was last July, I think.
There's people listening
to this that know the answer.
And they are just
dying for us to move on.
As are all the people
who don't know the answer.
I don't know why I singled them out.
Sean Jordan is here, everybody.
Portland comedy phenom
now taking the L.A. basin by storm.
Just really tearing it up.
How long you been here now?
We're in double digits, dog.
Like 11 days.
11 days. I think I got it figured out. In the haze. You long you been here now? We're in double digits, dog. Like 11 days. 11 days. I think I gotta
figure it out. In the haze.
You got it all figured out?
Yeah. 34-year-old white guy. That's what
they need, right? Just a couple more of me?
They might as well put up a sign.
Needed.
34-year-old white guy.
You'll get some action. That's special, yeah.
I'm excited for the action.
Of course you will. It'll be fun. Well, thank, yeah. I'm excited for the action. Yeah, of course you will.
It's going to be fun.
Well, thank you for being here now that you live here.
We'll hope to see you more often.
Thanks for having me, man.
Yeah, good luck.
I don't fucking need it.
No, I'm kidding, I do.
I sent, you know, Claire and Sean,
they're totally on top of it. I sent them a text today.
Don't forget something for the prize bag.
And Steve, who's never been on before,
I send him no such text.
Just leave him dangling in the wind.
But he came through.
But he came through like a champ.
What did you come up with, Steve?
I got some graphic novels that these two lovely people outside
said that people would like.
Do I just
give it to you?
So you went out onto Sunset Boulevard and found some
homeless people and said,
which of these books should I
purchase? No, there were two people that seemed to be really
excited about these graphic novels
and they said that these are the ones that most people would like.
Which ones? How many did you get? Three of them.
Can you give us the titles or are they long-winded?
You can see that one.
I can't read Japanese.
I think that is.
You can see the one on top.
It's in Japanese?
Yep, Japanese.
Okay.
That's exciting.
And this one, the Praetorians.
The Praetorians?
I guess so.
Nobody made us peep.
Visual fun.
There it is.
He's excited.
That one people seem
excited about.
You got him with
Visual Funk, dude.
That's usually how it goes.
Thank you.
There we go.
All right.
Claire, what about you?
What do you have
for me?
The old bag.
I think you brought
a bag yourself.
I did.
It's part of the gift,
really.
Okay.
It's a wine bag that I've
cut the dividers out of to recycle as either a lunch bag for your kids or a
handy little purse and I have a little potpourri of stuff in here today we I
did an homage to the classic horror industry. So we have The Exorcist with special
features.
You want me to hold on to the bag?
Hellraiser.
And the
25th anniversary edition of
Halloween.
Keep clapping
because I got one more thing in here.
Oh, great. I can definitely help out.
You guys be professionals. My first one was in Japanese, so that's. I can definitely help out. Yeah, fill the space, you guys. Be professionals.
My first one was in Japanese,
so that's why I didn't really make a big deal about it.
The last thing is a butterscotch dum-dum,
which my kids say is the best.
So there you go.
I got so much applause.
It's one of the smallest candies I've ever seen.
Especially on a stick.
It's so small.
It's very petite.
But thank you for bringing all of that.
And now we got, maybe with Sean,
we might have a triple bagger situation.
Can we consolidate and get on the plane?
Or are you going to have to...
What do you got for us?
I'll just pull this stuff out and you can put it in one of two
of the bags that you have. This one's pretty full, buddy.
Alright. I've bought Crazy Stupid Love. I love romantic comedies. Oh, and you can put it in one of two of the bags that you have. This one's pretty full, buddy. All right.
I've bought Crazy Stupid Love.
I love romantic comedies, so I got Crazy Stupid Love. Oh, that's a good one.
And then I was kind of feeling the horror tip, so I got a double disc of Scream and Scream 2.
I realized that they are on Netflix.
I tried to get stuff that wasn't on Netflix, but, you know, fucking throw it back.
Watch a DVD.
It's fun.
Yeah, and for a little extra thrill, I reckon this is a life hack.
Watch Scream 2 first and then Scream.
Sure.
You really want to record that.
It really shakes it up.
You won't believe the things you'll notice
when you watch them in that order.
Sour Patch Kids, because they're the best.
You always bring a lot of candy.
This is no exception.
And then this, I was really happy about this.
So I was in South Dakota recently.
It's the best state in the union.
And I stopped at the Corn Palace.
And I got some popcorn from the Corn Palace.
Does everybody know what the Corn Palace is?
I do.
I want to win your bag.
It's fantastic.
It says, yeah, world's only Corn Palace.
Microwave popcorn, artificial butter flavor, South Dakota.
Grown.
There we go.
So that's the, and then there's some South Dakota postcards in there, too,
for anyone who's feeling crazy.
But also I got a fun new bumper sticker
and t-shirt idea for Doug Loves Movies.
It's just going to say on it, I want to win
your bag.
And then exclamation point.
I think it should just say nice bag.
Nice bags we
have for the winner
today.
Beautiful bags. And good luck to everybody. Oh no, it today. Beautiful bags.
And good luck to everybody.
Oh, no, it's just two bags.
I mean, there's a third one.
We're getting on the plane.
Steve, one question I asked
before we get to the game portion of the show.
What was the last movie that you saw?
In a theater?
It could be in any format
where you just watched
a motion picture.
E.T.
Okay.
That was the last movie you saw?
Full title,
somebody wants to know.
Well, today.
You watched it today?
Well, it came on Netflix
and my seven-year-old loves it.
Oh, okay.
So he was watching it
so I watched like half of it.
So that's like the last,
but the last movie I went.
You watched some of E.T.
Some of E.T. today.
With your seven- seven year old boy?
Yes. And
why is that funny Sean?
It took you a lot of effort for you
to get that out.
Just processing it. Don't want to ruin
don't want to make any mistakes.
And he likes it like
it was made today.
It's just completely charming to him.
It's very exciting when E.T. goes away.
The music, it's right in his wheelhouse.
Yeah, it's just timeless.
Loves it.
Just any child can appreciate it.
You don't know what it is.
It could be the music.
It could be E.T.
It could be the story.
But it's perfect for him.
Yeah, I've been meaning to revisit that movie and just sort of see what's up.
Because I thought it was pretty amazing
when I was young, you know.
Does it hold up? It's on Netflix now.
It just put it on.
I think so, yeah. I think it holds up too.
Absolutely right. E.T. tonight, right after the O.J. show.
That's what's happening.
You're going to finish off the O.J. show
and then
watch that. Yep.
I live in L.A. now. I can do what I want.
Oh no, that sounds like you came
here to live a rich, full life.
What decadence. Am I buying
some milk at the grocery store? It is. You're
already down with the program
because it's Tuesday night. Nobody's
out past 10 on Tuesday night here.
We're out past 10 on Monday night.
I tell you that. Were we talking about Monday night?
No, we weren't. I apologize.
Why were people out after 10 on Monday night? I'll tell you that. Were we talking about Monday night or were we talking about Tuesday night? I was out of line.
Why were people out
after 10 on Monday night?
I don't know.
What was going on?
We had a night
at the Red Lion.
It was fantastic.
Everybody got hammered.
Oh, that was all your friends.
Comedy friends?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They can stay up late
every night.
They're your comedy friends.
That doesn't count.
I'm talking about
this whole shitty
such as...
Claire,
what about you?
What was the last movie
you saw?
Two nights ago,
I went to the
El Capitan
and saw an early screening
of Jungle Book.
Oh,
I saw you
tweeting about that
and I was like,
I wish I could remember
to ask her about it
on the podcast.
So,
here I am
reading your mind.
Maybe it'll just come up naturally.
And Dax Shepard tweeted that it's the best thing he's seen since Avatar,
which is a weird statement.
But did you find it transformative and wonderful?
I thought it was fabulously done.
I was surprised when I first heard
they were doing the remake. Jon Favreau was directing it.
But
he did a great job. They stuck very close
to the original. If anyone's familiar with
the
animation, they really
stayed pretty true to it. Made a few
character changes. The snake
is a female and a couple other things.
But I thought it was fantastic
completely blew me away and all my you know all my peeps loved it so it was it was amazing i'll
see it again and again and again it's right it's even like created pg i think it's not even pg-13
because nowadays you know when something's pg-13 you know it's going to be the hardest stuff you could possibly get into
a movie and still get a PG-13.
The body count
can be huge, but as long as there's no bloodshed,
they get away with it. It's crazy.
Sean, what about you?
What was the last thing you saw?
I watched Nightcrawler today. That was pretty dope.
I'd never seen it.
I liked it. It was fun.
Talk about a snubbery.
It wasn't Jake Gyllenhaal great in that movie?
It was fantastic.
Yeah.
Didn't even get nominated for that one.
My son and I are going to watch that tomorrow night.
Yeah, it's a seven.
It's on Netflix.
Got seven-year-olds written all over it, Doug.
We watch every movie together, Doug.
Did I tell you that, by the way?
I was at Goodfellas all the hits.
So you just let him see anything?
You really don't censor it really?
No, we do.
Yes.
What we watch
like Walking Dead
like you have to
pause that before
like if they come out
have to go to the bathroom
in the middle of the night
you're watching Walking Dead
you have to pause that.
Yeah.
But Goodfellas I'll let run
and Gladiator
my six year old at the time
Life lessons.
Watched like 30 minutes of
and I know
it's his favorite thing he's ever seen.
He doesn't know what it is.
He doesn't know what it is or how to describe it, but it's his favorite thing he's ever seen in his life.
And I won't tell him what it is.
So someday, like, do you have a birth date or something?
You're going to spring it on him?
Yeah, he'll figure it out, and he'll land on the wall.
Okay, now I remember it.
Oh, he'll figure it out when they show it in school?
Yeah. And he'll land a little, oh, okay, now I remember it. Oh, he'll figure it out when they show it in school? Yeah, it was like someone, like,
Russell Crowe lops someone's head off with a knife,
and he was like, what is this magic that I'm staring at?
On prom night, just have his date lean into his ear at midnight
and be, it was gladiator.
It was gladiator the whole time.
That'd be fun.
Sip of the water.
I was at Daredevil, and there was, like, a nine-year-old, like, making memories watching Darede water. I was at Daredevil and there was like a nine year old
in there like
making memories
watching Daredevil.
Has everybody seen Daredevil?
Not fucking
not for a nine year old.
That's what I'm telling you dog.
You mean Deadpool?
Deadpool.
What'd I say?
Daredevil?
He was watching Daredevil
on his Netflix
and there was a nine year old.
So weird.
What are you doing in my car?
Why are you in my bathroom stall?
I had to go outside
of a Starbucks
and poach their internet watch Daredevil in my car
and there was a nine-year-old in there.
Kicked him right out.
You gotta kick him out because he's gonna get heat exhaustion
if you leave him in the car.
Proud father over there, probably.
Always remembers the baby.
Daredevil.
Yeah, that's tricky stuff.
All right, so what was I going to say was my movie that I saw?
Doug, have you been to the movies lately?
A little bit.
I haven't been going much.
Last year sort of burned me out a little bit,
so I've been taking it easy, trying to see things that look interesting.
And, yeah.
Oh, I saw the Bad News Bears again,
the Walter Matthau one.
Sure.
As part of the Wayne Fetterman International Film Festival.
And really holds up.
Really, really funny.
Great movie.
Yeah.
Very entertaining.
Good guy, that Walter Matthau.
I mean, a little racist, but that's also kind of...
Yeah.
Yes.
Kind of the point.
It's kind of the point of it.
It's the child that's being racist.
So, you know, he grows out of it by breaking training
or at the very least go to Japan.
Yeah, they kept making the Bad News Bears movie.
They just pivoted on his racism.
Each one, they'd lose another actor that made them great
and have to settle for somebody else.
I don't know if I've ever seen a Bad News Bears.
What?
Even the newer?
Well, like I said, start at three and then watch two,
then watch one.
It really changes the experience.
Yeah, you don't want to watch Japan before the first one.
It's pretty amazing.
I'll watch it after E.T.
Tonight. What a night you have tonight. I'll watch it after E.T. Tonight.
What a night you have tonight.
I know, it's going to be fun.
So exciting.
Welcome to LA, home of so many dreams on a TV in your home.
Not going to bed, dude.
Don't let those nine-year-olds keep you up.
They won't.
Not at all.
All right, then.
This is the part of the show where I say,
let the games begin!
Woo!
Woo!
We got a very polite crowd thus far.
Because they know I'm about to say
that each of my guests needs to select a name tag
from someone in the crowd,
and that's who you'll be playing for today,
so that one of them can win these nice bags.
So just grab the one you like
and go back to your seat.
You forgot the M&Ms.
Okay, you were kind of inspecting it like you were... grab the one you like and go back to your seat. You forgot the M&M's.
Okay, you were kind of inspecting it like you were looking for some sort of...
I would never dare hand it back.
Oh, that's nice.
I was worried she was about to get a hand back.
You know, like,
if you asked to see the menu
just outside the restaurant,
do you feel like
even looking at it, you just committed and have to go into
the restaurant? Like if I'm
looking at the menu on the door
am I committed? Or like if you ask
them to bring you one and they bring it to you and you stand
there and you look at it for a few minutes. I've never done
that and I never will do that.
I couldn't imagine myself being like
could you bring me a menu real quick so I can look at it
I definitely. You just go in.
Restaurant go.
Food time.
Alright, so
what did you pick for your name tag?
I think I like this one as well.
Oh, yeah. Batman vs. Superman
and I Can't Visit Veronica.
It's just a fun drawing. It's got
I'm guessing Metropolis or is it
Gotham or is it both?
It's Metropolis. Alright.
Oh there's the Daily Planet.
It's got the Daily Planet and Batman's outlining glitter
and it's just fun.
A lot of care went into that.
Yeah that's what I'm saying.
It's some good colored pencil work if I'm not mistaken.
It's just fun stuff.
You know I got a nice
folder, a little plastic folder
with a three hole punch on it.
It's like homework.
So I can put it right inside my binder with all the other ones. It's a nice, it's in a folder, a little plastic folder with a three-hole punch on it. It's like homework.
So I can put it right inside my binder with all the other ones.
It's got a shithead on a little piece of paper that's slid in there. So I can't read it.
I can't mess it up.
Reading it's not even an option.
And yeah, total thumbs up for that.
Is that Van Halen or Weezer, the V?
The Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman.
There I go. Sexist Doug. It's a V. Wonder Woman. There I go.
Sexist Doug.
It's a V.
At it again.
It's a V, though.
Is that two male pop groups?
No, it's Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman, though.
It's a V.
Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman.
Viva waiting for you.
God, we're funny.
Anyway, Claire.
Yes.
Thoughts about this other woman being cast as Wonder Woman
when you were perfectly available?
Not happy about it.
Yeah, right?
Did you campaign for the part?
She was probably the best part of the movie, though.
Yeah, you were in Big Ass Spider,
and my question is, what's an ass spider?
An ass spider is something...
You don't want.
Nobody wants it. It's rare dropping i dropped my phone oh
no out of my pocket oh there he goes there goes the gentleman there's as you mentioned there's
not a lot of place to put things on these chairs so i know really we need little tables yeah ass
spiders so uh we need little ass spiders to put our stuff on. I imagine they're pretty big.
That's like the Ant-Man sequel.
Ass spiders.
Ass spiders?
Yeah.
It's going to be a gnarly sequel.
You can just like mind control them to do whatever you want.
Watch that first and then watch Ant-Man, obviously.
Right, yeah.
Keep the theme going.
Keep going down that rabbit hole.
Yeah.
You went right for the booze on the name tags.
And my boy Max, who had me covered with the facts.
So I got to, you know, I got to do right by him.
Got to hit him, Max.
Yeah, I got to hit him, Max.
All right.
So you're playing for Max with the VHS tape.
Yeah, which he bought, obviously, in customs,
along with the mini bottles.
No?
Yes?
No?
You're from the UK?
You bought them there.
Got it.
Sweet.
All this stuff traveled. I like that I like
it he had to fill out a form he's a world traveler yeah ah awesome
all right Steve I'm well Doug I'm a sucker for Photoshop so you got Gabe pig
in the city huh right I see right Right? I assume that's you, Gabe, right?
And then it looks like right over there, is that you?
That's me.
There it is. Look at that.
Hanging out.
Look at that little guy smoking a blunt.
Like falling out of his suitcase or something?
Hans Zimmer score for Batman versus Superman.
Oh, no.
We have an early nominee for shit head.
Fuck, fuck.
We've got an early nominee.
We'll see if it gets chosen.
Well, he got snuck in there.
We'll see if he's going to be the lucky one.
I hope I didn't ruin your chances.
Yeah.
It was great.
I think it's great, Gabe.
I was like, this guy's doing a great job describing this thing.
Whoa, there it went.
I'll take the blame for it.
We'll blame it on me.
Yeah, it's Sean's fault.
Why?
I'll hop on the grenade.
I'm in a good mood, man.
I live in LA now.
Did you guys hear that?
About 11 days I've been here.
I think I got it figured out.
So yeah.
I can take it.
Well, I think Veronica's
enjoying your positive energy.
Feels like she has a shot
at this thing.
Damn right.
Yeah.
I can read you notes, dog.
I won't.
I won't.
Just don't look.
I won't.
You can do it.
You guys are going to love these games.
I'm not kidding around.
Yeah, it's electric in here.
Let's go.
Come on.
People can't. I feel like I've already ruined it, to be honest with you.
No, you haven't ruined it.
No, no, no.
I've only ruined one third of it.
No, not even that percentage.
You haven't ruined shit.
It would be contingent on other things.
Oh, you really know this game, don't you?
But no, the rules change. I don't know. I'm nervous now.
There's no way to keep track of
rules. I'm making up
a lot. But Steve,
this first game we're going to play is
pretty new to the show, so
the other two haven't played yet, but they're both
great at these games. It's called Jason and Deb's imdb game and see look at that nice little round of golf applause
that it gets because i think it's pretty fun so far and i think you guys are gonna be good at it
on the imdb page of every performer they'll say known for and list four things totally
they'll say known for and list four things.
Totally.
So that's what this game is based around,
is guessing and knowing what four things somebody might be known for according to IMDB.
Not according to me, even though I am DB.
Doug Benson, you guys, you see it?
I am.
Yeah, so I'll give you an example.
Let's say
the answer
is Claire Kramer.
Let's say that's what happens as an answer.
What
four examples
do you think
would pop up?
Claire, I'm asking Claire.
Oh, me?
I think Bring It On, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Bring It On is in there.
Buffy did not make the cut.
Did it?
It's an odd selection.
Grave Dancers?
No Grave Dancers.
Rules of Attraction.
Yes.
Big Ass Spider.
No Big Ass Spider. No Big Ass Spider.
Okay, so it says known for Buffy the...
Wait, known for Bring It On, Rules of Attraction.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, there's two more things.
You'll never get them.
Okay.
One has a three in the title.
Oh, that movie I did. Okay. One has a three in the title. Uh,
Oh,
that movie I did.
Yeah.
Uh,
skulls three skulls three.
Um,
it was good,
man.
Another one is something that I was a guest on that you,
uh,
are involved in a producing way.
Yeah.
Film pigs.
The,
uh,
do you call it a podcast?
No,
it's like a,
it's like a comedy show,
you know,
but it's on the, they put on, they post it on the internet.
Yes, on Geek Nation.
And I was a guest for a couple episodes.
Because you're hilarious.
Oh, thanks.
And it's a comedy.
I had a good time over there at Film Pigs.
So that's the four things they list.
They don't always go off and list,
like for me, for some reason,
in my top four right now,
is Bridgetown Comedy Festival,
which I performed at once or twice, but it's not the biggest feather in my cap four right now is a bridgetown comedy festival which i like
performed at once or twice but it's not the biggest feather in my cap it's not even on
wax how can it be it's like yeah it's just just mentioning a festival i don't know what's going
on they take like two really good credits and then they just smear them all up yeah it's weird
i don't have to worry about that because i don't have an imdb page so we're all good it's hard to
follow so here's what's going to happen. I'm going to just name a movie.
And at that point, you can buzz in by saying your own name.
That's how you buzz in.
And take a guess at what actor's IMDb page this is.
But keep in mind that there's three more movies to be named.
Sure.
And if you buzz in on the first one and miss it,
you get a negative point, negative one point.
Okay.
Okay.
But if you get it right...
You get four?
No.
You get to guess what the other three remaining titles are.
If you get it after two titles, you get to guess the other two, et cetera.
First person to five points is the winner.
All right.
And then, yeah, then you'll find out what happens next after that.
Then we start chopping fingers off.
I think I described it pretty well.
And all decisions are final by me, I should say.
Because maybe there's an actor somewhere in IMDb that has the same four credits.
You know what I mean?
It could be. I do know what know what I mean? It could be.
I do know what you mean, yeah.
It could be.
Seems very unlikely.
Could be.
All right.
Here we go.
Say your own name when you think you know the actor or actress that was in these four things.
Bridget Jones's Diary.
If we guess it right.
Jerry Maguire.
Claire.
Who is it, Claire?
Renee Zellweger.
That's correct.
And what are the other two films?
Yeah, that's worth one point.
And some clapping.
What are the other two films?
On her IMDb would be
What was the movie?
Just go to the Zellweger classics.
Open up the vault.
The Curios.
The early ones.
What's the cancer movie with Meryl Streep and William Hurt?
That's not going to be enough information.
Okay, give me a second.
I wish movies were just titled like that.
It's not something I should have laughed at, is what that movie is.
It was...
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Yeah.
Okay, give me a thing.
Do you give up?
The other...
Isn't there Bridget Jones 2?
Yeah.
That one would be on there.
Okay, what else?
And...
What is that fucking movie's name?
What's that one where she's all eee?
Yeah, she's all cry, cry.
And Meryl Streep's all die, dying, dying.
Harsh.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
That's it?
Okay, it's Bridget Jones 2 and...
It's Walk Something.
Okay, just tell me.
They went with Chicago and Cinderella Man.
Cinderella.
Oh, Cinderella Man, yeah.
Yeah, what are you going to do? Russell Crow. Oh, Cinderella Man. Yeah. Yeah.
What are you going to do?
Like Russell Crowe things.
Weird choices.
I don't know why.
So did I get how many points?
You got a point.
Okay.
Yeah.
You're on the board.
You're on the board with one point.
I'm going to do you right, Max.
Something to catch up to.
All right.
Here's the next round of movies.
Who was in these four things?
The House of Yes.
Party girl.
Claire.
Who is it, Claire?
Parker Posey.
That's correct.
That's correct.
Never heard of those movies.
What are...
Dude, I was going to say Madonna.
I'm not kidding you.
What are the other...
That's not a terrible guess.
What are the other...
Those didn't come out in South Dakota.
Two Parker Posey motion pictures
or projects that they would list.
Okay.
What was the one...
See, this is going to be my night.
I'm going to be trying to think of the other things
what was the one that was after
you're good with the names
but then the titles
I know then I'm like
you know just name two things that she was in
it's probably the quickest way to
the one that came out around
Party Girl but wasn't Party Girl
again that'd be a terrific title for a movie that came out around Party Girl but wasn't Party Girl.
Again, that'd be a terrific title for a movie.
It did take place in New York
as well. I don't know.
Tell me.
You give up? Yeah.
You got a point. You're inching along.
Can I guess?
I'm just going to tell you guys.
Fine.
I know I'm going to be so mad at myself. I'm just going to tell you guys. Fine. Fine.
I know I'm going to kill,
I'm going to be so mad at myself. I don't want to get confused
and give you points
for guessing when it's too late.
Henry Fool and Superman Returns.
That's not either
the ones I was thinking.
What's the other one
that took place
around the Party Girl time
that was really famous?
What about Days to Confuse?
Best in Show?
Days to Confuse?
Not Best in Show either.
It wasn't a Christopher guest.
It was a...
I like how you said,
I'm going to be so mad I'm going to kill. And then you
stopped. You go, I'm going to be so mad at myself.
Like you didn't want everyone to think that you were seriously
going to kill yourself if you got that wrong.
I mean, she's kind of a tough one as
it is. So... Well, she is.
She's like... But now you got two points, Claire.
Okay. Playing to five. On our way.
Playing to five
or Claire, whichever comes
first. Wait wait that was
weird okay good Argo goodwill hunting Claire Sean Sean got it first on that one who Who is it, Sean? B-Lo, dude. Ben Affleck. B-Lo?
No more B-Lo.
If it makes sense.
Well, I was going to say,
J-Lo, you call him B-Lo, right?
Yeah, okay.
What other two projects do you think they listed for him?
For B-Lo,
boy, I don't know, man. What's popular?
I know. I got the point right
It's the same advice
I always give
I can just blow it out
Alright
Two movies that have
Ben Affleck in them
I just can't think of
Any Ben Affleck movies
On a fucking movie podcast
Just say Argo
And Good Will Hunting again
What
Batman vs. Superman,
which is not on there.
Okay, what else?
And Dazed and Confused,
the aforementioned
Dazed and Confused.
Sure, sure.
That came up earlier.
They went with
Gone Girl and The Town.
Of course they did.
Why the fuck
wouldn't they go with those?
Those seem like
logical choices.
What a...
But Sean's got a point.
Sean's on the board.
Good job.
God, I was in the pressure cooker.
I freaked out.
I completely blacked out on names.
I said his name.
I wanted to say.
I screamed it into the microphone.
I felt like I was almost there.
Gabe, this is not good for you, buddy.
It's a long uphill battle from here, Gabe.
Normally I have a couple cocktails when I'm on here,
but I got the drive.
I live in LA now, so I got to drive everywhere.
I don't know where the cocktails are.
I miss them.
Actually, that's why I picked Max's thing.
So just in case nothing came about later.
Just a couple movie trivia enhancers on there.
Yeah.
Fucking shots.
All right.
I'm locking in.
Here we go.
Look good, feel good.
Saving Private Ryan.
Claire.
Whatever.
I like what's happening here.
This is interesting.
Claire has only got the one title.
She's going to get a negative one point
if she doesn't say this.
Based on the IMDB page you were on prior to this.
I'm going to say Matt Damon.
Interesting.
I thought it was a Matt Damon connection there,
but I'm sorry that is wrong.
So now you're knocked back to,
now you're only as good as Sean.
It was worth a risk.
It was a tactical play.
Steve, I think you're great.
Thanks, man. I'm doing the best I can here. Can I guess again Steve, I think you're great. Thanks, man.
I'm doing the best I can here.
Can I guess again?
Can I wait?
Can I ring in?
No, you're out.
You're out.
No, you guys get to keep going.
All right.
So far, we just have Saving Private Ryan.
I think I should be able to earn back my point.
Does anybody else want to?
No.
You're going to have plenty of opportunities.
I need another one.
To a beautiful mind. No, you're gonna have plenty of opportunities. I need another one. To
A Beautiful Mind.
I don't know what the fuck was in that.
I know this.
Saving Private Ryan
at A Beautiful Mind
and your third movie
Deja Vu.
Can I do it now? This person was, Deja Vu. Can I do it now?
This person was in Deja Vu.
And finally, you don't have to buzz in.
It's going to bum me out if I can't do it.
You don't have to buzz in.
I wouldn't want to have negative one, Steve.
Dude, I've never been this nervous in my life.
That's not the legacy that I would want to leave. I don't even know what I'm looking at on the ground. By the way, I have never even this nervous in my life. That's not the legacy that I would want to leave.
I don't even know what I'm looking at.
By the way, I have never even heard of Deja Vu.
So I'm working on two here.
It was, I don't think I'm giving away too much to say
that it was a Denzel Washington classic.
Classic.
Classic.
I had to say that after Denzel Washington.
And the final one.
So nobody gets a crack at this one,
but it was a tough one, admittedly.
So How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
I love that movie.
Vincent D'Onofrio?
Yeah.
And the actor's name, great character actors
and a ton of shit.
Adam Goldberg.
Yeah, Adam Goldberg.
Yeah.
Yeah. So so far we got Renee Zellweger, Parker Posey, Ben Affleck. Adam Goldberg. Adam Goldberg. Yeah.
Yeah.
So, so far we got Renee Zellweger,
Parker Posey,
Ben Affleck,
Adam Goldberg.
Let's play another round.
You guys ready?
Yeah.
Born on a green light.
Did you know it was Adam Goldberg?
Yeah.
After the second one.
Wow.
The first one I was just
taking a shot based on
prior Doug trolling
IMDB habits.
Yeah, yeah.
You should put those
bottles down and not take a shot.
What?
Alcohol joke.
I get it.
I really just want to guess right now.
Are you ready? You want to pre-guess?
No, no, no. I don't want to pre-guess.
Give me one.
Here we go.
Let's see. We got Zellweger Posey Affleck
All right
That's my nickname in college
Interstellar
The Wolf of Wall Street
Steve
Steve got it
Steve got in
Steve got in
Who is it?
Hold on
You said the Interstellar And the wolf of Wall Street, right?
You're that guy.
Interstellar and the wolf of Wall Street.
It is Tom Hardy.
That's not, though, because he wasn't in the wolf of Wall Street.
Sorry.
People are really sad now.
That was such a big moment.
But sorry, that's incorrect.
Oh, man.
You're in negative one.
Bad news, Gabe.
Can I say Sean?
Can I guess?
What's that?
Oh, yeah.
You can jump in.
Is it Matthew McConaughey?
Yes. Yeah. Sean can I guess what's that oh yeah you can jump in is it Matthew McConaughey yes
yeah
and see that works
on the previous
IMDB
clicking knowledge
I know
I wanted to hop in
right away with that
they are
he's
there's a
there's a
system
two names Sean
for the win
oh
because we're not
playing a five
because I ran out
of
thought people would do better.
Wait, but he didn't even...
I got to figure it out.
I got to protest.
What happened?
He didn't say that it was still going on.
What was still going on?
The win.
Huh?
Now you're getting a chance to win.
Yeah, yeah.
And he just goes, oh, can I say it?
Been planning this all day.
I'm not going to get the movies.
I'm not going to get them.
Lincoln Lawyer
and Dazed and Confused.
Bam.
Oh, man.
Got it.
I like how fast you did it.
I think Dazed and Confused
definitely is on there.
It probably is on there, right?
He won the Oscar
for Dallas Myers Club,
so they went with that.
Fuck, man.
And then also
another movie
that everybody raved about him in,
I never saw it, Mud. Oh, so good. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't, another movie that everybody raved about him in, I never saw it,
Mud.
Oh, so good.
Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't have picked that to be on there.
Jeff Nichols, the guy who did...
Certainly didn't think Lincoln Lawyer was going to make it.
I liked Lincoln Lawyer.
I liked the book, too.
So I won?
But Sean got another point there.
And so with two points,
he wins the whole thing.
Ah!
I just got rewarded for being bad at something can i ask a question it was competitive yes sir do the points carry out like will i start
the next game with negative next game everybody's back to zero all right just first game meant
absolutely nothing really nice warm-up session it's almost like a coin toss this first game
because basically all we did was determine
who goes first in the real game.
Okay, cool.
It's really going to matter.
The game where you don't have to look for clues
and wonder what's going on here.
What do Parker Posey and Ben Affleck
and Zellweger and Goldberg and McConaughey,
what do they have in common?
They are all in days of confused.
And that's the pattern I was hoping
somebody would notice early on
and then start tearing it up from there.
But there's not always going to be
a pattern in this game.
I don't know for sure yet.
Okay.
We'll see.
It's like the Easter egg
when you uncover it.
Yeah.
I like the pattern idea.
We'll see.
It can be fun. Yeah. Yeah. But now the pattern idea. We'll see. Yeah. It can be fun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But now we're going to play Last Man Stanton because it's time to get serious.
And these days when we have the time, and tonight we do, we play it tournament style,
which means that we're playing to two points.
So the first person who can win two rounds of Last Man Stanton
is tonight's winner,
and the prize bag will go home with that person,
and then we will, the two losing contestants,
on the behalf of who they're playing for,
I will read out a shithead,
one of which we all know already.
Good news, Gabe.
The stuff's already out there.
He got his message out regardless.
It's already in the world.
And mission accomplished.
Stuffing up that content game.
This is a game where we take
a suggestion for an actor or actress
and take turns naming movies that person's in.
You can't think of one you're out.
But the name tag you chose, that person's your lifeline.
So every round you've got one lifeline that you can use and go to them.
In the spirit of the game,
they will sit there and not cheat.
They will not look at their phones.
But you never know what they're going to do.
Or maybe they'll run in the back
and figure it out back there
and then come back up front.
I drank a lot of water.
It seems like that would really,
I would notice if the person
that's their lifeline ran to the back of the room suddenly
and came back.
But I hear what you're saying.
I have a hologram of me.
I'll put it right here. You won't even know.
I'd know.
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm just hoping that Steve being a hologram
is the excuse for his poor game plan this evening.
The answers are already pre-recorded.
My hologram doesn't know shit.
I got to get up there.
I got to play for myself.
Yeah, this game,
I don't know if it's easier or harder,
but it's definitely a real brain twister
because you do run out of titles
even for some of the biggest actors ever.
I didn't notice anybody on Twitter today
pestering me about it.
So we're going to...
You seem excited that I don't have one
already.
So in a minute he'll suggest
the first one that we're going to
play. And I like to play along too on this
game just because
it's fun.
Alright. I enjoy it.
Lifeline,
playing to two points. Alright, go.
What do you got for us?
Jeff Goldblum. That's a fantastic
one. I'm very
excited about Jeff Goldblum.
I'm not. Sean's not
happy about it, but you never know,
Sean. You never know what's going to happen.
Yeah, I never know.
So that means we're going to start with who'd I say won that last game Sean did so Sean you get to us start us off and then we'll go to Claire
Steven and me go around like that okay so go and use your lifeline whenever you
want you don't have to wait until you're absolutely out of names.
All right.
Jeff Goldblum, go.
The Fly.
Good job.
Yeah.
That's a great one.
Go.
Claire.
Claire.
Yeah.
Doug.
Wait a second.
You used your lifeline.
That's an interesting strategy.
Claire used your lifeline. I wanted him interesting strategy. Claire used your lifeline.
I'm going to stick to myself on this one.
She got Buckaroo Banzai.
Okay.
He said the whole title and everything.
I'm going to go Independence Day.
Steve's going Independence Day.
Saying it like it's wrong
or weird.
But perfectly acceptable
answer.
All right, I'm going to just go
super deep and say Annie Hall.
I forgot my mantra.
Jurassic Park.
The smattering of applause for that.
I hate when we get into these ones because I don't...
You'll see why.
All right.
Is he in Independence Day 2?
No.
Listen here.
I don't know.
It's a tricky area because I never say out loud it It's got to be something that's already been out.
But it's coming out this summer.
And Independence Day 2, I don't think is the full title.
So if we're going to take it, you've got to say the whole title correctly.
Oh, but let me tell you, Claire, great news.
Yeah? oh but let me tell you claire great news yeah the person who gets knocked out first in any given round uh gets to name any actor or actress they want to play in the next round yeah uh there it
is i shamble on that shit is it is it independence day two resurrection day is that the what is the
i like the way you're going with that.
That was definitely probably pitched.
But I don't know what it really is.
I just know that you're wrong.
What is it?
It's not the heretics.
Quit joking around, you guys.
Sorry for joking around.
She said it exactly right?
I don't think it's Resurrection Day.
That's Easter.
So nobody knows the title?
It's Reservation Day.
I know I have plenty of reservations
about making a sequel
so long after the original.
Without the spark plug that is
Will Smith.
Did you see Concussion, though?
Now tell the truth on this.
Did you like it?
Yeah.
I'm going to need you to tell the truth if you saw it or not.
You guys, you haven't heard that enough?
Heard what?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Tell the truth!
Oh, okay.
I get it.
Steve is over there going, what is happening?
I'm still thinking of Jeff Goldblum movies.
Should I be doing that?
Yes.
That's the way to win.
I'm out.
Stay in the game.
Yeah, stay focused.
So you're out this round.
But like I said, you'll be back.
You get to pick the next actor or actress.
Okay, so now my only question is
if I don't name it exactly the way it is,
I'm out too then, right?
We like an exact title around here.
Okay, all right.
I'm going to go to my lifeline.
All right.
The Big Chill.
Yeah.
God damn it.
Good job.
God damn it.
Yeah, very good.
Too early, buddy?
I'm going to go with... Oh, shit, you're still playing. Don't take early buddy I'm gonna go with Oh shit you're still playing
Don't take mine
I'm gonna say
Don't take
Don't take it
I don't think
This is gonna be yours
Alright
I have a good feeling
It's not gonna be yours
Nine months
Wasn't mine
I didn't think so
That's what I told her
It wasn't mine
Huh
Was that a kid joke
It was a joke About that a kid joke?
It was a joke about having a kid.
All right.
Earth Girls are easy.
Yeah.
Pitter patter and I didn't know for sure.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Jurassic Park 2.
Oh, here we go.
This is trouble.
This is troubling.
A Whole New World. That's troubling. A whole new world.
That's all that kept coming to me.
Over and over and over in my head, Doug.
A whole new world. That's why I kicked it to Gabe just to prolong that moment.
Oh, well.
Did you drive far, Gabe?
I feel awful.
It was a good try. No, you're still, you know, we're going to have? I feel awful. It was a good try.
No, you're still, you know, we're going to have another round.
Okay.
It's not over.
You can't do TV shows, right?
No, no, no.
TV shows.
He was on The League.
I was going to say that.
That was some confidence right there.
Before the whole new world came out.
I'm going to go with...
How about...
Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Indeed.
Oh, boy.
I don't...
Okay.
Lifeline, you got one?
Silverado. Silverado, dog. What's't... Okay. Lifeline, you got one? Silverado, dog.
What's up?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Silverado.
I will go with...
Oh, no.
All right.
It's just you and me now, buddy.
It's down to us.
And I'm going to say...
You're going to win.
I don't know.
I do.
He's a...
I do.
He's a squirrely one, that Jeff Golbo.
Well, if you have one more.
You got to really focus and pull it out.
There's one that I want to say that I'm just not absolutely sure about the title,
and also no one's going to believe me.
But it might be worth just laying it down just to get this over with.
Mr. North.
You could be making it up, man.
That's what I'm saying.
Who can verify?
It's so quiet.
It's a real thing.
I don't know, man.
I'm telling you, man.
It sounds like if I were you
and a guest said that,
I'd be like, nope, you're out.
That's what I would say.
Because none of us know for sure.
What do you got? That wasn't the original issue what i have i don't
know was he i still want to know was he in the abyss no he's not an asshole damn it is he the
audience is saying mr north is a movie this is jeff goldblum the star of it it? Anthony Edwards,
Robert McKinnon.
Yeah, I don't know. I fucked it up.
I'm thinking of something
though. It's not just North because that
was Elijah Wood was a little kid.
But anyway,
we
still missed a bunch of titles. Sean won that round.
Thanks, guys.
Yes, bravo. I can't think of titles. Sean won that round. Thanks, guys. Bravo.
I can't think of any Jeff Goldblum movies.
Like, any more.
There's still some more.
Tell us.
Five.
Five.
Pennsylvania 65,000 that he did with Geena Davis.
The Lost World.
The Lost World, Jurassic Park.
That's why I was like, oh, no.
The world is so close.
Even closer than I thought it would be.
I would have given it to you.
Thanks.
Holy cow.
For sure.
What was that one?
Keep going.
Life Aquatic.
The Life Aquatic.
Oh, sure.
Igby Goes Down.
These are all hard.
What else?
Bring it.
You were thinking of Mr. Frost.
Mr. Frost.
God damn it.
Mr. North.
Shit.
It's because it's cold up there.
So close.
I get it.
It's cold up north.
So, Mr.
Okay.
I was also picturing the poster and he just looked like somebody would be called Mr. North.
But, I mean mean Mr. Frost same
thing I guess sort of
anyway great job
everybody I think we cleaned up on
we named every
thanks Doug
thanks for including me
in everybody I know I was including
the audience in that one
because they helped us out at the end as they always do
and let's
do another round and Claire
Sean's got one point you're all struggling
to get to two what's an actor
actress that you'd like to play
and maybe get Sean off
his game and get you on the board
I think that I've you know I've been thinking about
this I've been throwing around names in my head
sure I think I've picked one that may give me the advantage.
Anne Hathaway.
I think a smart advantage would be going Hathaway is a pretty slick move.
I think I got like two deep cuts on Anne Hathaway.
Yeah.
I'm excited about attempting Hathaway.
Do I go first?
No.
I'm excited about attempting Hathaway.
Do I go first?
No, Claire's going to go first, and then which way did we go last time?
This way.
Yeah, so go the other way.
It'll go Sean, me, then Steve.
Terrible news.
That was like a tetanus shot. Easy. All right. That was Steve. Terrible news. That was like a tetanus shot.
Alright.
Okay, so Claire?
I'm going to start with Les Miserables.
They treated her.
I just did not get why they were so mean to her
in the sweatshop.
Poor Fantine.
They were like, she's got a kid at home.
Some guy put it in there.
Yeah, okay.
What's your problem?
Yeah, they were...
Leave her alone.
When I was getting my tattoo, I ran out of money,
so it just says Les Mis,
but I wanted to get the whole thing.
Yeah.
Eventually.
Now you're in LA.
Yeah, double digits.
I live here now.
I moved here recently.
We're going to say...
What?
I had one.
Oh, yeah.
Devil Wears Prada.
We'll say.
Yeah, okay. what I had one oh yeah Devil Wears Prada we'll say yeah okay
I'll just go ahead
and pull from the same genre
and say
The Intern
nobody cared for that
I will say
Interstellar
interesting
I will say Anne Hathaway likes movies Interstellar. Interesting.
I will say... Anne Hathaway likes movies with inter
as part of the title.
I'll say Brokeback Mountain.
Forgot about that.
Havoc.
You guys seen Havoc?
That was one of my deep cuts.
Somebody's weirdly excited about it over there. Havoc. You guys seen Havoc? That was one of my deep cuts, though.
I blew it.
Somebody's weirdly excited about it over there.
Oh, this is a good one.
Get smart.
Not a good one.
I meant good one to say in this game, not a good movie.
My turn?
Yes.
I'm in big trouble.
We're falling into Claire's trap.
It's like she said, a big ass spider web.
We're all stuck
in it.
I don't know.
Here, I just wrote a song about her.
I'll sing it to you. Maybe it'll help you.
Anne Hathaway
she'll
brighten your... I didn't write a song
about her. Oh, I thought that was a hint.
I just wanted to give you time.
I was like, what could I do?
She did Les Mis. What's the other musical she did?
Oh, that's an interesting approach to it.
I don't think she did another one.
No, she didn't.
I was going to say.
Very interesting approach indeed.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought of one.
And I already went to Gabe, right?
I can't go back?
Or is it Once Around?
It's Once Around, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Gabe.
The Dark Knight Rises.
The Dark Knight Rises. The Dark Knight Rises.
Oh.
Gabe!
Are you kidding me?
We had them all set up, Gabe.
I played the Rube for this long.
Hang on.
You can fix it if you can figure
it out, if you can say it right.
Oh. That's it.
He's helping you.
Wait. Oh, no, no, no. He's helping you. Wait.
He's got to decide if he wants
to go with you or not.
I would like to say
yes.
I'll stick with my man Gabe.
The Dark Knight Rises.
Yeah, what's wrong
with that?
Why are people saying that's not
the right answer?
I said it was no.
I mean, I think it's just Dark Knight Rises.
It's just Dark Knight Rises.
It's the.
Also, there's a Batman in there, but isn't there?
No.
No?
Oh, that's where I was afraid.
I thought when you kicked it to me, I had to add the Batman.
The Dark Knight Rises, a.k.a. Batman.
Oh, lifting.
Nailed it, buddy.
I'm sorry I yelled at you. Yeah, yeah. So quickly, I got anger issues. Gabe, I got kids andailed it, buddy. I'm sorry I yelled at you so quickly.
I got kids and
anger issues, buddy. I'm sorry I yelled at you right away.
I was with the audience immediately like, yeah, that's not right.
I know. Everyone jumped on poor Gabe.
I tried to play fairly, you know.
Not cool, guys. Give you another chance.
I'm moving back to Portland. That scared me.
You're going to write it down.
I'm shocked I survived another turn.
Yeah, that was thrilling.
Bless you.
Thrilling twist.
Whose turn is it now?
It's mine.
Okay, oh, you don't sound happy about it.
The Prince's Diaries.
Oh, okay.
Damn it.
I got several more, so let's go.
All right, now I'm gonna talk it out,
but nobody say anything.
There's a movie. She's got...
What are you doing?
Thinking of what?
Huh?
She's got the camera, and it's like a...
She's filming the whole thing, and I shut it off because I got sick.
Not because it was a bad movie.
I just got sick watching it because it was so jittery.
And it's not...
Oh, she's not good with the camera?
I'm mixing it up with the one that Katie Holmes is in
because I'm mixing those two movies up.
Can we...
Sounds like you've got to...
Now you're encouraging audience members
to help you inappropriately.
I don't recall saying somebody yell out.
So stop talking us through it
and just give us your answer.
I don't know, man.
It's...
Do you know?
Lifeline?
Do you got one?
Oh, Lifeline.
Bride Wars?
Tight.
Bride Wars. Bride Wars bride wars nicely done no lifeline
fucking bride wars
it's a good pull bride wars yeah i'll give you a good pull
sure one of those hand jobs i've been hearing about I mean you know
what I'm all about
you guys
is I'm just on this planet
just trying to find myself
some love
and other drugs
that was the movie
with Jake Gyllenhaal
right
that I was just
gonna talk out
till I
yeah
but
talk out
till you squawk out
with that being said
uh huh what about powder Talk out till you squawk out With that being said What about
Powder was she in Powder
She played his sister
I feel like Kevin Bacon and her
We get along real well so
Was she in Powder
Was Kevin Bacon in Powder
Wasn't he Powder
I think Jeff Goldblum was in powder.
No way.
Somebody said powder earlier.
I guarantee Kevin Bacon wasn't in powder. That's where it got me hooked into powder.
All right.
Don't put powder on your vaginas, ladies.
It's just a new thing they found out.
It's bad for it.
Thanks, Doug.
Cool.
Yeah, cancer.
You get cancer.
More you know
but I heard it's also
still cool to put it
on the balls
whose turn is it
I think I'm out right
so
are you out
oh yeah you're out
negative points
Ella Enchanted
yeah so I'm gonna say it's You out. Oh, yeah, you're out. Negative points. Ella Enchanted.
Yeah.
So I'm going to say it's, fuck, man, is it Pieces of April?
Was that?
No.
That was Katie Holmes.
Son of a gun.
You think you're out?
I am out.
Was she the voice of Little Red Riding Hood in Hoodwinked?
We got a yes.
See, now, if I were you again and somebody did what you just did,
I'd be like, that doesn't count.
Why?
Because you asked a question and the crowd said yeah.
Let me try it again, Sean.
I'm going to go with Hoodwinked?
You're right, I handled it wrong wrong I'll let it ride
Yeah thanks
Claire's got more anyway
She's the big winner
Let's see
Lifeline
No
Hmm
Now you
You really are out
I'm running out of
There was a Hoodway 2
But I forget what the subtitle is
Well there's gonna be a
Princess Diaries 2
There is an Ellen Channing 2 There is a Princess Diaries 2 And an Ellen Channing 2 But is there a subtitle is. Well, there's going to be a Princess Diaries 2. There is an Ellen Channing 2.
There is a Princess Diaries 2.
And an Ellen Channing 2.
But is there a subtitle on PD2?
And what is it?
Royal Engagement.
I'm going to banish you from my shows.
Grown man knows the answer to that.
Yeah.
It's all right.
There's plenty of reasons for him to know that.
I should know it, too.
Hitch is one of my favorite movies, so yeah, whatever.
So Princess Diaries 2 or Ella Enchanted 2.
Oh, because they really are making an Ella Enchanted 2?
Yes.
Too fastball for that.
It's on her DieMDB, if you look.
DieMDB?
Yeah.
That's what it's like after they pass away?
The DieMDB pitch?
All right.
All right.
So yeah, so I think I'm out but Claire wins the round
Any other Hathaway joints?
Who got knocked out first that time?
Oh that'd be your friend right over here
Mr. Useless at the end
Wait Till the next time I come on this podcast Oh yeah? right over here. Mr. Useless at the end.
Wait until the next time I come on this podcast.
Oh, yeah?
I will win.
You're going to know
so much more
about Renee Zellweger
and Adam Goldberg.
Goldberg.
Yeah.
He's had it.
You changed the games, though.
I like the new games.
Right?
These games are fun.
They're fun.
I think it's a good time.
They're tough, too.
We all agree. So Steve
gets to pick. Cool. So anybody
that you think you can wipe
the floor with the rest of us
in naming movies that that person
was in. Anybody you want.
Anyone in the world. Vince Vaughn.
Okay.
Fun stuff. That's an interesting
one. I wish we had enough time. Load up
a deep Vince Vaughn cut. Here we go.
So you get to start us
off and then we switch the order again.
The opposite direction would mean
that I would go next.
Okay. Clay Pigeons.
Dog. That's such a dope movie.
That's a really interesting pull. That movie is fantastic.
The only person I could think of that would say
that first would be Psycho.
Yeah, yeah.
By saying that first, you really had it made.
Made.
That was almost hidden in there.
Trying to keep the theme going.
I'm not playing that game.
Swingers.
Wait, which game are you not playing?
Old school.
Yeah.
I like it.
How about...
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
I was going to say it.
There's more, but, you know, just letting you know that I was going to say that. Wed Mrs. Smith. That was mine. I was going to say it. There's more, but, you know,
just letting you know
that I was going to say that.
Wedding Crashers.
Only one person
goes a good movie.
Everybody hates Wedding Crashers.
Not a very popular movie.
Can I say True Detective,
season two?
No.
Okay, go, go, Max.
Wait.
Rudy.
Oh, he was.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Everybody was younger in that movie
he was just a little guy
Sean Astin was the same age
I love Sean
return to paradise
I heard the real Rudy
is kind of a dick
don't burst my bubble
Sean's really nice
I'm going to say The Lost World Jurassic Park
Is he in it?
Yeah he's in it
It's Vince Vaughn
Alright
Yeah
Alright
I have no idea
I'm so excited
that came up again
Unfinished Business That new one? With Dave Franco I'm so excited that came up again.
Unfinished business?
That new one?
With Dave Franco?
Yeah, all right.
Okay.
Unfinished business.
I'm having trouble on this.
Yeah, it's a tough one. I got one in the chamber, but I don't know the...
Well, we'll see.
Everybody on pins and needles.
Everybody get out your needles.
Find your pins. Find your pins.
Line them up.
Was he in...
Was he one of the voices of Megamind?
No.
I'm sorry.
You're out, Claire.
Dodgeball.
Dodgeball.
Full final. Oh. Another good one.
Full title.
Oh, no, no.
You got it.
You got it.
Come on.
You know it.
It's in there.
Oh, no.
Can I pull it back and go with another one?
Pull it back and go all the way around. Pull it back.
Yeah.
Hold your horses.
Okay. Hold it. Hold your horses. OK.
Anchorman, the legend of Ron Burgundy.
Yes.
Pulled it back, Gabe.
I did it for you, buddy.
I don't know if I just want to take that
or if I want to, you know,
play respectably.
I'm going to give it a shot if you don't, so.
You are?
Yeah.
I remember it now.
Damn it.
All right.
I might as well take it then.
Now I'm worried I'm going to fuck up one of the words.
Go for it, dude.
Dodgeball, a true underdog story.
Yeah.
Yes.
The internship.
Yeah, that's it.
It's the internship.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
My hair looked out.
Yeah.
Steve.
Oh, she's out.
I'm out.
I'm sorry.
I am too.
All right.
It's different when someone else is out.
Yeah.
I know it really is.
I was like, what?
Wait.
I'm usually the first person out.
What? Wait. I'm usually the first person out.
Anchorman 2.
You're already fucking... Rolling up the windows. Crank it out, Doug.
The legend still continues?
I don't know it.
I don't know it.
Hang on. Don't say it. I'll scoop it up. I'll know it. I don't know it. Or don't say it. Hang on, don't say it.
I'll scoop it up.
I'll take it.
I might be wrong, though, but don't let me know.
Anchorman 2, the legend continues.
All right.
You got one?
What do you got?
The breakup. The breakup.
The breakup.
Oh, very nice.
The lifeline's killing shit.
Yeah, the breakup.
That was good.
Just me and you?
Huh?
Oh, it is?
Just you and me?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm still out.
He was in a motion picture.
I got a dope one.
Oh, you do?
Mm-hmm.
Shit.
Yeah, it's a fun one. Shit dope.
That movie Deep Breath?
Pensive.
Into the Woods.
No, fucked it up.
What is it?
End of the Wild.
The one I was going to say is Zoolander,
and he doesn't even talk.
He's just one of Zoolander's brothers.
Yeah, his brother.
When they're just chilling in the baroolander's brothers. It's so goddamn
funny because he's just sitting there looking
longingly at his model brother.
That is pretty sneaky.
And that means that Sean is our
winner and he's our overall
he got to two points
so the prize bag goes to
Jessica.
Veronica.
What?
The only reason we have name tags
is so I can, you know,
get the name right.
And it's sitting right there
and I go Jessica.
Thunderwoman.
Congratulations, Veronica.
Here's all,
grab all your stuff.
You can get somebody to help you if you want with it.
You can have your name tag back.
Good job.
Where are you from?
Huntington.
Huntington?
Okay.
Thanks for driving up.
Good skate park in Huntington.
Traffic must have been terrible.
Are you a native?
Huh?
No, I just moved here about 11 days ago.
I just recently moved to Los Angeles.
I got a car.
Yeah, okay.
There's something about the intimacy of this particular theater that just leads to like a front row casual conversation with the guests.
It's like a, especially right there
in the middle where you're sitting
where if you
stick around later, I think you could probably win there
having a Tom Arnold from 15 years
ago
look-alike contest.
If you were a car, you'd be parked like a total asshole, by the way.
You're sitting...
I see two seats.
Just kidding.
No, the man's comfortable.
He's relaxed.
I like his spirit.
Sorry about the Tom Arnold thing.
It's mostly the glasses.
Yeah, let's say that.
Nothing's stopping people from rushing the stage either,
so I gotta...
Scared the shit out of me.
Yeah, he just did the psych move.
I know.
And it psyched me out.
Now I gotta move.
Don't give him his booze back, Claire.
White knuckle grip on it.
It was a gift.
All right, pass me the shithead on the back of there.
And also...
Oops, sorry.
And then tell us what you'd like to plug here tonight.
What do you got coming up?
Well, let's see.
I just filmed an independent pilot called Strange Ones.
So we'll see if that gets picked up.
But also, check out Geek Nation, my website.
And you can follow them on Twitter and Instagram
and me too, Claire Kramer.
Woo! Thank you,
Claire.
The sound of him tearing the
booze bottles off of that... I'm
loving. Thank you.
And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I couldn't
think of Vince Vaughn movies.
Very intense.
You played well for him.
I had a brain fart.
I'm sorry.
Steve, what do you got coming up?
Pass your name tag down to us here.
I forgot what it said on the back.
It's worth a second reading.
I think it is.
What's going on, Steve?
This is going to be a shock.
What did you say that?
Oh, what am I?
I'm doing stand-up, so I'm on tour right now.
SteveRenazizi.com.
I'm in Indy and Buffalo in the next two weeks.
So that's what's going on with me.
Nice, dude.
Thanks for being on the show.
Thank you.
Thanks for having me.
Great first-time appearance.
Real fun watching your gameplay.
Got some good strategies.
And like you said, you can train and come back.
I will.
Yeah.
Yes, I will do better next time.
Hit the books, hit the flicks.
You have to get into the positive.
Yeah.
Just a point.
We don't, yeah, we're not going to dwell on that you're the only person
to finish that game with negative points.
In the history of the...
We've only played it three times, that game.
It's pretty new.
Oh, okay.
Maybe four.
All right.
But thank you for playing it with us tonight.
Well, thank you, man.
And Sean, what do you got to plug, buddy?
You're a big winner tonight.
Welcome to LA.
They say that in Swingers in a Vince Vaughn movie.
You're a big winner tonight, Mike. They say that?
Well, you are money.
I'll be, thank you
for welcoming me to Los Angeles. I'll be in
Madison, Wisconsin next week.
I thought it was the week after, but anyway, it's next week.
And then I'll be in Everett, Washington on
Sunday. If you guys go to the website,
SeanJordanComedy.com or
SeanSJordan on Twitter and SeanCougarMillanJordan
on Instagram.
It works with anyone's name by the way anybody can be cougar melon just throw in the middle
it's dope it's good social bit it's fun it's fun it's always fun
doug cougar melon benson it's it works with everyone yeah you gotta it has a real
fun ring to it when you just but don't out. But don't use it on Instagram.
Why?
Because I used it on Instagram.
But they're not,
they're gonna be using their own name
and then the
Cougar Mellow camp part.
Inserting in the middle.
Yeah, everybody do it.
Everybody do it tonight.
Change your Instagram names
to Cougar Mellow.
That'd be fun, yeah.
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Get your following built up
with fun Instagram names.
Let's get it trending.
Totes.
All right, we're gonna have to edit some of this out.
You were looking so cool until you said totes.
I'm still figuring it out.
I just moved here about 11 days ago.
You'll totes figure it out.
I'll get it.
I am going to be doing the next Douglas Movies here in L.A.
on Thursday, April 14th,
over at the UCB Theater on Franklin.
That's not the right date.
Is it 17th?
It's the 17th, I think.
Anyway, you guys will figure it out. Is it 17th it's the 17th I think anyway you guys will figure out is
it 14 okay it's 14 through the 17th good luck everybody one more time for all of
my guests Steve Rannazzisi Claire Kramer and Shawn Jordan champion of the world
Champion of the world.
And as always,
ACLU lawyers are a shithead.
Boo!
And
what is this?
Oh, this is interesting.
Hans Simmers Oh, this is interesting. Hans
Simmers
score.
I can't quite make out the rest of it.
For
Batman
versus
Superman is a shithead.
Thank you. Superman. Superman is a shithead.