Doug Loves Movies - Taylor Tomlinson, Rasta Jeff and Geoff Tate guest

Episode Date: May 13, 2019

Live from Comedy Works in Denver, Doug welcomes Taylor Tomlinson, Rasta Jeff and Geoff Tate to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free mo...nth of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not more that he won't see Because Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies! Ka-chow! That is not where that goes, sir.
Starting point is 00:00:52 That's what he said. We're back at Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado! It's Mother's Day. Do we have any fucking mothers here in the house? Nice, nice. We couldn't do it without you moms. Without moms, we're nothing. But I do a show every year on Mother's Day here in Denver because I feel like a lot of people that live here,
Starting point is 00:01:29 their moms are somewhere uncool. Yeah, so you can't hang with mom today except for maybe a little FaceTime. I say that it's May 12th, 2019. If I didn't, I apologize for that. Date lovers. But since it's Mother's Day, I wanna see some motherfucking name tags.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Oh my goodness. You guys never, never disappoint me. Jay and Silent, Jason and Silent Doug strike back. You're Jason, right? October Skyley, your name's Skye? Kylie? I don't know. People are named Skye, right? October Skylee. Your name's Skye? Kylie? I don't know. People are named Skye, right?
Starting point is 00:02:31 I don't know. What? What? Star Wars, Last Jodi. I like it, Jodi. Star Wars, Episode 2. Matt Tack of the clones Yeah
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Starting point is 00:03:29 Well, there's just too many to mention. You guys really did a great job. Thank you for bringing those. Let's bring the house lights back down to, yeah, go a little lower than normal. I like it nice and dark down here. Down here in the basement. The Comedy Works dungeon.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Doug plugs. Doug Loves Movies is back in Los Angeles Tuesday night at the UCB Theater Franklin location. Next Sunday, a week from today, May 19th, I'll be at the Brea Improv in Brea, California. And it's a podcast crossover event as the dudes from All Fantasy Everything guest all together on my show for the first time.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Yeah, people love that show. And DLM returns to comedy on state in Madison, Wisconsin on Saturday. Hey, see, I told you you guys were from somewhere else. Saturday, May 25th at 420. Boston, Providence, Philly, and more coming up for all my dates and deets
Starting point is 00:04:35 and links. Go to DougLovesMovies.com Go to DougLovesMovies.com Go to DougLovesMovies.com Yeah! Boys! Boys! This is getting so weird. Oh, goodness. Let's look at the prize bag, you guys. I brought some neat stuff.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Ralph's? Yeah, it's in a Ralph's grocery store bag because I'm all about recycling. I got a fortune cookie at lunch today. I put that in the bag. Yeah, unopened, uneaten, the whole deal. Got a Douglas movie sticker, a Stormtrooper sticker that I meant to give out on the show
Starting point is 00:05:26 I did on May 4th, but I forgot. Forgot to do that, so somebody's getting it today. Somebody's getting it. Just did Malton Fest out in Los Angeles. So I grabbed you guys a copy of Los Angeles magazine. Learn all about that city you probably never want to go to because you live here. Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. A Doug Benson pin from Rockin' Pins. Available for $10 in the alley outside the show. After the show. If you only have a 20, we don't make change, so just buy two.
Starting point is 00:06:17 And then, I've gotten a few of these over the years, because I've been on a few 311 cruises. So I decided to give one away to you guys. Denver deserves this. It's a 311 Cozumel Cruise Beach Towel. Yeah, it's real nice. It's a real nice beach towel. I don't go to the beach enough anymore to need one. I'm too old for the beach.
Starting point is 00:06:57 So all that's in the prize bag. A couple of quick dugouts. Dugout to everyone who came out to Malton Fest in LA. I hope it gets bigger and better next year. It was so much fun this year. It was just the first time out of the gate. The audio was a little crappy. Did anybody listen to the audio? Did you get through it okay?
Starting point is 00:07:15 Yeah, a lot of popping sounds on the mics and stuff that we couldn't do anything about. Hot mics, exactly. And then another dugout, this is exciting uh a new business just opened here in denver called wise choice tattoo removal yeah i think they're gonna do all right but i'm just hearing that they got a really really cool laser there that's less painful than previous tattoo removal places. And supposedly, I hear it does a really good job. And so I'm thinking about getting a tattoo just to go in there and get one removed.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Because the removal process sounds like it's not so bad. Because the removal process sounds like it's not so bad. Oh, and so I also got a sticker from them, from that company. It's in the old prize bag somewhere. It's in here somewhere. All that. Oh, here it is. I'll show it to you guys.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Wise Choice Tattoo Removal. There you go. Yeah, they just opened. They've already got a sticker. That's how great that place is. And I'm very excited about the guests I was able to assemble for you guys here today. Please give it up for Rasta
Starting point is 00:08:40 Jeff Taylor Tomlinson and Jeff Tate. Yeah! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate!
Starting point is 00:09:01 Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Tate! Excitement. Uh-oh. excitement get a little feedback off of something somebody's too close to something yeah Jeff you want to take off Jeff
Starting point is 00:09:17 I was afraid it was me go stand around the corner we don't have to move that far I don't think also we don't know if it was me. Go stand around the corner. Well, you don't have to move that far, I don't think. Also, we don't know if it was you. It stopped. Let's meet them individually, starting with the lady in the middle, headlining here all weekend at Comedy Works.
Starting point is 00:09:43 This is Taylor Tomlinson. So happy to have you back. Oh, thank you. Good to be back. You were on the show last year sometime in San Jose. San Jose Improv. Yeah. That was super fun. And now you're going up against
Starting point is 00:10:06 a man with a lot of hair. Very, very... Are the dreads intimidating to you at all, Taylor? I like it. You're like stoner Tarzan. Like, this is fun. I'm called worse.
Starting point is 00:10:23 That was meant as a compliment. Thank you. But he can't swing through the jungle anymore because he smoked all the vines. So he moved to Boulder. Started a podcast. That's right. It's Rasta Jeff, everybody.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Legendary, legendary figure here at Comedy Works and Doug Loves Movies because you come to every show. Every show. And you drive all the way from Boulder. I come from Pueblo, Doug. I hate to correct you on stage, but I come from Pueblo. I've got to represent my hometown. You know, I get boulders and pebbles mixed up all the time.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Thanks for having me. The weed impairs my judgment. But yeah, you always say, like, you drove a couple hours. And so I always just assume that that's Boulder.
Starting point is 00:11:22 That's not right. There's Boulder and there's Denver. That's all there is. But it's, you not right that's not right and there's Denver that's all there is but it's uh you know it's pretty bold I mean Pueblo has always been a name Pueblo Colorado has always been in my life uh because back in the day it used to come up all the time as the place that would just have lots of information pamphlets that they would send out to people about things i don't know why they all came from pueblo i'm sure you don't either the town motto is welcome to pueblo colorado the place that knows everything so maybe that's got something to do with it
Starting point is 00:12:03 So maybe that's got something to do with it. Jeff likes to make up things. And let's go. And so today on the show, I'm going to have to, you know, to differentiate, we've got Rasta Jeff, and then we'll call the other Jeff regular Jeff. Or wait, what did you say you wanted to be called backstage? I said something? He's Rasta Jeff, and you're like, I'm... Oh? I said something? Yeah. He's Rasta Jeff, and you're like, I'm... Oh, I'm Ganja Jeff.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Yeah, there you go. Right, but if we're really doing nicknames, then I don't want to be called Doonesberry. All right, it's harder to chant, but everybody, give it up for Doonesbury. What's up, guys? Right? I'm just like Doonesbury. I'm not for everybody, but the ones that get it will try to tell you about it. Oh, that's good stuff.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Oh, that's good stuff. Jeff is here, of course, fresh off of his win in Kentucky against his own kin. I lost. Wait, you lost? I lost. Anna the Hammer Mazza took me down. Hammer! Hammer!
Starting point is 00:13:41 Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! That's right. Hammer! That's right. I forgot. Because I'm just so used to you winning all the time. Yeah, I wish... But she took you and your brother down.
Starting point is 00:13:53 She pitted you against each other. Yeah. I mean, yeah, my brother forgot that the Mission Impossible, some didn't have names and some did. They all have names, Jeff. But some of them don't have subtitles. Yeah. The subtitling started
Starting point is 00:14:12 the subtitling started around didn't it start around Ghost Protocol? Yeah, I mean it started exactly at Ghost Protocol, I think. I mean, all the movies are captioned. Is that what you mean? No, that's not what I mean. The subtitle is the words after the colon.
Starting point is 00:14:28 The words after the colon. But that's the weird part. That's the weird thing about Mission Impossible is that there's a colon, and then they have to do a dash later because there's always a colon after mission because each mission is impossible. So it's actually mission, colon, impossible, dash,
Starting point is 00:14:49 or whatever you call that thing. Subheading A. A lost, a lost, a confused, a confused umlaut is sitting there. And then, and then, Oh man, you gotta use that another couple of words
Starting point is 00:15:06 over and over they're always doing indentations right it just keeps going over I mean just once just once as much as I love those movies
Starting point is 00:15:19 just once he's gotta not do it so we believe it's at least difficult I just know I just know that I don't want to live in a rogue nation
Starting point is 00:15:34 where we have to turn to ghost protocol and then deal with the fallout and I second that are we doing games already? to the second one. Mission Impossible 2.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Anyway, it's great to be here in Denver. I went to the Nuggets Blazers game and turns out it was basketball. You just wanted to get some nuggets and blaze? When they said, you want to go to the Nuggets Blazers game, I thought it was going to be like a cool donut place or something. Like a place where they're like, we make our own donuts and you can buy weed here. And then play cornhole.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Yeah, cornhole. Cornhole. They originally wanted to call it butt fucking. That's fine. Right? You look horrified, ma'am. That's why they changed it. That's why they changed it.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Too many people were like, no, thank you. It's a kid's game. That's why they changed it to the extremely genteel cornhole. Which in some ways is worse, I think. I mean, it's all bad. All right, well, let's get into the particulars here,
Starting point is 00:16:58 starting with the old prize bag. This is your first time, Ross to Jeff, bringing something for the prize bag. Oh, real quick quick though, tell us the name of your podcast. I've got a podcast called the Grow From Your Heart Podcast. It's all about cannabis news, education, and conversation. It's available on iTunes, Stitcher,
Starting point is 00:17:14 and YouTube. Thank you, Doug. Said like a true podcaster. Very professional. We'll mention that again at the end for those of you that didn't get your pens out. I heard some of these comedy clubs are not letting people have pens. You have to put your pen in a bag.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Because you might write down some of the jokes. Listen, Doug, it is distracting being sketched. Yeah, that's why you never want to go on trial. You never want to go on an un-televised trial because then you're all day long being sketched. Oh, man, it's so hard to remember your story to keep your story straight while you're being sketched. Dude, the way you dress, you are asking to be sketched.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Wait, wait, wait. Wait a second. She burns him and you chant his name? I think I warned you. Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Taylor! Say it's fun. Right? I don't begrudge. Everyone should get their name changed every time.
Starting point is 00:18:35 It's a real treat. I love you. What's your name, ma'am? Jody? Oh yeah, I saw your poster earlier. Jody! Jody! Jodi! Jodi! Jodi! Right? How's that feel? Does that make up for a cornhole? She loved it.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Right? Sorry I said butt-fucking. And that's to you and all the listeners. Worst Mother's Day ever. to you and all the listeners. Worst Mother's Day ever. So what do you got for us, Rasta Jeff? Well, I breed high-quality,
Starting point is 00:19:14 high-THC cannabis strains, and I brought some super dank seeds. I've got a pack of Arise, and I've also got a pack of Sonic Boom, so hopefully someone grows some dank weed. Yeah. That's funny that you brought some seeds seeds because I brought some uncooked meats. I really think we should put people to work
Starting point is 00:19:31 with the prizes that we give them. Is it a prize or a project when you give out seeds? That's pretty awesome. That's great. Thank you. I have a bag we can use once all that grows. I'm just trying to help. Taylor, what do you have for the prize bag?
Starting point is 00:19:56 I figured if you're here today, you probably shat the bed on Mother's Day. So I got your mom a massive mug that says Mom Fuel, and then inside I got a little candle called Goddess Petals, which is what your cool mom calls her vagina. And then, you know, after she gets remarried
Starting point is 00:20:26 to someone like this she finds herself and then I got a cookie that says Happy Mother's Day and it is store bought, it's in a package but if you take it out and plate it right it might look like you made it the writing on it is that shitty so you're welcome
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Starting point is 00:21:14 This bag comes with it. Well, you might as well tell us about all of the stuff that's in your bag, Jeff. Okay, hang on. I got to make... No, go on. Okay, hang on, I gotta make No more Okay, wait, first of all First of all, I have The, when I saw
Starting point is 00:21:32 The Lego Movie 2 They gave me a set of Legos to build a thing And I gave one away On the podcast and I thought Oh, I want to keep one, and then I realized Nah, I don't want to keep one It's still kind of It's just a dumb thing I got this, it's a wristband oh, I want to keep one. And then I realized, nah, I don't want to keep one. It's still kind of,
Starting point is 00:21:47 it's just a dumb thing. I got this. It's a wristband. During the game earlier, it would light up. But now it doesn't. I mean, it's from the game seven just a minute ago. Right?
Starting point is 00:22:00 I mean, I don't know why you're laughing. This is how you can remember that the Nuggets lost. No, no, no, listen. It was, both teams played great, so I feel like the fan, the fan was the real winner. The fan, we're not here to talk about it. Don't be, you didn't fucking care about the Nuggets
Starting point is 00:22:22 until three weeks ago anyway. you didn't fucking care about the Nuggets until three weeks ago anyway. I got this for the real unsung heroes. I mean, Jeff, let's face it. This crowd doesn't really care that much about the Nuggets. I know. They were in here waiting for the show to start while that exciting game was finishing.
Starting point is 00:22:41 They didn't even have their phones. Yeah, yeah. I mean, also, I don't know. I had to leave early because I had this show. So, I don't know. Who cares? The real unsung heroes of Mother's Day are all the dads who have to give up focus for once and pretend to care. And so I got this for you to give them. It's the most recent Jack Reacher paperback.
Starting point is 00:23:11 Right? Dads everywhere will love it. I bought it for the flight here and then I read the first two pages and realized I read it already. I got a Nuggets enamel pen. This is a real hard day for me, guys. It was my first day as a Nuggets fan.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Did you find it going out of business sale somewhere? No, I took one of them off and put it on my hat. I took another one off for my brother. I gave another one to my friend Andy. Who? Andy Jewett. He was a producer on Super Troopers 2. And so I have this double DVD,
Starting point is 00:23:50 both Super Troopers movies, digital, DVD, and Blu-ray. All three are in there. Oh, there's no excuse now. Now you gotta do your homework. And I got One of my albums For the prize bag And like five of them
Starting point is 00:24:11 Left with you know Yeah okay Thank you Wait you brought five of them to sell? I brought What I like to say is Instead of saying five of them to sell? I brought, what I like to say is, instead of saying five of them, which sounds like I'm stupid,
Starting point is 00:24:29 I like to phrase it, I brought the rest of them. I brought the ones I could find right before I left. You're welcome, Denver. How much are those going for out in the alley after the show? Whatever you got, interesting trades considered. You've recently decriminalized something else, and, uh...
Starting point is 00:24:56 I mean, if you're willing to trade, I... Somebody wants some sherooms. Interesting trades considered. I want to know what, uh... I wanna know what it's like to be on shrooms while struggling to breathe. Really. It really drives home how fragile this whole life thing is.
Starting point is 00:25:33 I got a text from Josh Blue. What's up, dude? Are you in Denver? Oh, wow. His spider sense kicked in. I just wrote back, yep. He's always great to have on the show. I wish I had known he was around.
Starting point is 00:25:54 That's a weird thing to say to your current guests. Wish I'd known someone better was around. Thanks, Doug. I can have four guests. Yeah. This guy thinks
Starting point is 00:26:11 we should have seven guests. I think he was merely saying that in sort of a hyperbolic you could do whatever you want. I do. And can. I don't think he meant seven specifically. I hope not. That's too many. It's too many for this stage
Starting point is 00:26:30 unless we like have, you know, brought out shorter chairs and had like a tiered... I guess we could do it. Okay, next time, seven guests. I should remind you right now
Starting point is 00:26:43 to see if Josh Blue's in town. Should I also write to him, how fast can you get down here? He's doing it. All right, here. I'm going to say, we'll be out in the alley at six. Right on the dot-ish. Six-ish on the fucking nose. Stoner six.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Yeah. I didn't hear what you said, but you just seem delightful. Delightful roster, Jeff. What was the last movie you saw? I fell asleep watching a movie called The Grass is Greener. Oh, is that a weed movie? It's a weed documentary. And you fell asleep? Go figure, right? I might have had too many
Starting point is 00:27:49 dabs. Yeah, you can't do a lot of dabs and then watch an informative documentary. Well, you can. You can. It might not work out. But you liked what you saw of it? I think. I fell asleep, so I mean...
Starting point is 00:28:05 Like immediately? Well, halfway through. Was it about indica weed? It had to have been. It had to have been. See, it didn't really work. I heard this guy say it. Jeff, stop doing jokes from the audience.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Hey, the look on his face... Your hit sticks on your own thoughts are bad enough Taylor what was the last movie you saw? I saw Longshot yesterday Oh Could you believe she fucked an ugly guy? He's a movie star. Of course he could have sex with a nice pretty lady.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Are people super mad about that? I think some are. Yeah, those, what do they call them? Those cis dudes? No, that's not it. The sisters brothers. Yeah, the incels. There we go. That's probably it. Yeah, brothers. The incels. Yeah, the incels. There we go.
Starting point is 00:29:05 That's probably it. Yeah, that was totally a different thing. Yeah, those fucking incels. What's an incel? I mean, that's the thing is I can't even remember the expression because it's so silly to me. They claim to be celibate intentionally. Voluntarily. But they're volunteering
Starting point is 00:29:28 because they're not getting anywhere sexually. So they're like, I'm going to sign up for this thing where... It's like boycotting something you never bought in the first place. It's like boycotting Coca-Cola if every time you tried to buy Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola was like, no, thank you.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Have you seen Pepsi? Yeah, try Pepsi. You should go, my cousin Pepsi's nice. You should try Coke. Coke keeps talking about you. RC will give you a fucking handy I'm sorry that guy said that one too He's been doing a lot of Jack off material
Starting point is 00:30:16 My stool is damp That sounds like one of those comedy My stool is damp. I know, it's gross. That sounds like one of those comedy quotes from the Catskills when they're like, if something needs to happen in the room, my stool is damp. And then everyone working is like, oh, fuck, we're...
Starting point is 00:30:40 Who's the problem? God, you are just not doing well. Stop. Listen, stop being Jeff's head writer. So Taylor, did you enjoy Longshot? I did, yeah, yeah. I wasn't mad at it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I relate more to Seth Rogen than Charlize Theron, so I was like, fucking get it! Like I was happy for him. Yeah, he's so funny. Of course he's going to get it. I've got a joke I want to say about it. But it's one where to get it, you have to have seen it. If you haven't seen it, it might be a little bit of a spoiler.
Starting point is 00:31:24 So I'm just warning you guys. In a week or two, you're going to hear a great joke. I'll probably tweet it. Jeff, what was the last movie you saw? Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. Why did you sigh before you said it? I'm super high. My mouth was a little drier than I thought it was going to be.
Starting point is 00:32:01 I'd been just listening for a little bit and I needed a minute. Need to get that voice back up to speed. Uh huh. Right. I practiced in my head. Say Spider-Verse into the Spider-Man. Oh shit. You can't say it without sighing first. Really helps you get it out there right. Spider-Man. Into the Spider-Verse. Taylor! Taylor!
Starting point is 00:32:31 That would be... That would be a great way to play Jeopardy! Before every answer, just sigh. What a Spider-Man. what is spider-man it's not a little title spider-man they're like that's what would happen to me none of these are going to be spider-man dude do you see one category where it even might be spider-man anyway i love that movie what'd you watch it on? I watched it on a TV, like a big TV. I saw it in the theater a couple of times.
Starting point is 00:33:09 I bought it on iTunes. There's a fucking Spider Pig short. Oh, God, that's so funny. Spider Ham, whatever. Oh, my God, that movie is amazing. Wow. Gives you a lot to work with Doesn't it Jeff? Yeah
Starting point is 00:33:29 A lot to see A lot to think about But then they put words up So You know Sometimes I Get a little Confused
Starting point is 00:33:37 Right? I get a little lost Sometimes I can't hear What they're saying all the time But then boom The words are up It looks like a comic book It looks like a comic book Yeah it looks like a comic hear what they're saying all the time, but then boom, the words are up. It looks like a comic book.
Starting point is 00:33:48 It looks like a comic book. Yeah, it looks like a comic book, so there'd be words on the screen. Yeah. Don't panic. It's not, like, subtitled and foreign and shit. That's what puts me to sleep, is reading subtitles. You better be a damn good movie
Starting point is 00:34:03 if you're going to make me read it. What was the last movie you read? Hmm, that is a good one. Maybe Roma? One of the Academy Award nominated foreign films was probably the last foreign film I saw and read. What was that one about the kids? Oh, fuck. Shoplifters.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Neverland. I feel like that's a word you're always anxious to say. When you pull up to some children in your van. Ever been to Neverland? I could take you there, but we'll never arrive. That's the name, you guys. That wasn't it. I guess it was.
Starting point is 00:35:11 All right, so... Thank you for that roundup of current movies that people can go and see themselves. I know you guys love this podcast, but you can also check out the movies we talk about. Yeah. Fuck, I just assumed that they were watching them already. No?
Starting point is 00:35:39 Anyway, you should see that Spider-Man movie. It's funny. It's funny. Turn it off, Bird. Let the games begin! We got name tags right here in Denver City. Got lots of name tags.
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Starting point is 00:37:36 called Choc-a- Choc-a-rooms. They're like chocolate mushrooms? And do they have real mushroom power or is it just a snack? It's a candy, yeah. Only one way to find out. I'm not taking mushrooms
Starting point is 00:37:53 in the middle of my show even if they're fake candy mushrooms. It does make sense though. You know candy cigarettes? Anything that children shouldn't have? Make a candy version. Make a candy version. Make a candy version to get them hooked early.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Who are you playing for there, Cheater? Well. Rasta Jeff picked his own girlfriend's name tag. It's really dividing the crowd. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not a show with booing. Like you wouldn't pick your own girlfriends or you at least don't understand why he did.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Everyone that was booing is just a bunch of incels. I don't have a girlfriend whose name tag I can pick. My choice. My choice. I'm alone. I've got Jeff and Amy Make a Porno. It is a really good poster. She did a very good job.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Good job. She somehow, I mean, just seeing you without dreads is worth the price of admission alone. That's really interesting. Yeah, yeah, that's great. Alright, so good luck. That's you. From when? From Photoshop, dude.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Oh, okay. That's pretty amazing. Alright, good job. What do you got there, Taylor? I got Avengers End Paige. I'm guessing your name's Paige. I've never seen this woman before. It's not my girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Everybody chill the fuck out. And I picked it because three of us are on here and also just randomly a lock of my hair in the middle. Some went wrong at the printing. There's just a disembodied bit of my hair over Black Widow. So that's fun. But this is great. I love this.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I love when people put different faces on Avengers posters. I don't know how to do it, so I'm very impressed. Look, it's you. I know, I know. Which one am I? Now we're all on a poster. I'm Doctor Strange. Yeah, you are.
Starting point is 00:40:19 What do you got there, Jeff? Looks like you got yourself a nice toy. I'm playing for some weed that was on this thing. It's just some weed. I assume your name is Weed. He taped some weed to whatever, to this anchor thing. His name's Patrick.
Starting point is 00:40:43 It's a Matrix toy. But, you know, I love the Matrix. But mostly it was the weed. I can't lie. They sell candy where I live. Weed is legal in Cincinnati. What? I mean, candy is legal in Cincinnati
Starting point is 00:41:06 What? I mean candy is legal We decriminalized candy Three years ago And having a good time Is just a ticket now. A ticket to King's Island. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:36 I like roller coasters. Okay. There's a gentleman over there that hates chili. He said, fuck Cincinnati. Alright, so that's you're playing for Patrick. Playing for Patrick. Patrick, Paige, and Amy are who you guys are playing for.
Starting point is 00:41:54 And again, thank you to everyone for bringing all your name tags. But now we're going to get serious and compete. Let's start with characters. Welcome. I'm just going to list off
Starting point is 00:42:13 the characters listed in the end credits of a motion picture according to IMDB. And then you guys can guess as often as you'd like what the title of the movie is
Starting point is 00:42:27 first person to get it right wins only people on stage are eligible no matter how excited you are about knowing the answer don't yell it out yeah especially you Amy you guys aren't a team
Starting point is 00:42:44 I mean you are in life. But not in this game. You ready, Jeff? Yeah. I wasn't talking to you. Here it goes. There's someone in this movie Whose credit is police officer Lethal weapon
Starting point is 00:43:14 No there's a Lethal weapon 2 No Police academy Lethal weapon 3 No One more Robocop
Starting point is 00:43:23 Don't help at all No I'll save you the trouble It's not Robocop 2 It's not the reboot of Robocop There's a character in this movie Called Tow Truck Driver Sister Mary Mary
Starting point is 00:43:41 There's someone named Jade East. Someone else called Strawberry. And Hair of Ice. No, but that's a good guess. Nice Dreams. Up in Smoke. Up in Smoke is correct. Don't say Strawberry.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Rasta. Rasta. Rasta. Rasta! Rasta! Rasta! Rasta! Yeah, it goes on to freak with basketball. Leave the weapon for. There's a character named... I don't think Jeff understands what happened. There's a character named Mr. Stoner. Sergeant Stadenko. that's a real giveaway one right there, and then Cheech and Chong
Starting point is 00:44:30 are called Man and Pedro. Pedro and the Man. Yeah, so that's Up and Smoke from 1978. Yeah, great job, Rasta Jeff. Thank you, thank you. Would you like to, I was going to say
Starting point is 00:44:53 throw a donut into the crowd, but what's with that Reese's right there? What's going on with that? That's what's going on. That's going to be a mess. No, I want to be invited back. Let's not throw that. Why not? If you want me to throw that, I will, but I want to be invited back. Let's not throw that. Why not?
Starting point is 00:45:05 If you want me to throw that, I will, but I want to be invited back. No, you'll be invited back. It's packaged. Just chuck it into the crowd. Yeah. Can't see? Watch your eyes.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Oh, wow. That guy snagged that shit like he's never eaten. Did the Easter Bunny not bring you a Reese's egg this year? We got more. What's that whole fucking bag of candy? All right, so yeah, so whenever somebody wins a game, they could chuck some candy into the crowd. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:45:47 This next game... I'm stoned, bro. Don't do that shit. Don't throw stuff at stoned people. Oh, yeah. Some beef jerky. Oh, I'll take that. Laura's lean grass-fed beef. Wow.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Yeah, I'm keeping this. That fresh duct tape seal on there. It says gluten-free. I hate that beef jerky where they jam a bunch of gluten into it. That's actually, that's called meat jerky. All right, this next game we're going to play. Jeff's having fun.
Starting point is 00:46:40 I'm not going to tell you which one. I think they both are. I made a porno. Yeah, according to your girlfriend's poster. Yes, that's interesting. The verb is make a porno. It means it's currently happening.
Starting point is 00:47:02 Which means you're involved. No, I'm a background player right maybe a featured extra it's not SAG atmosphere alright now we're gonna play ABCD's Nuts I don't know if Taylor's A, B, C, D's nuts!
Starting point is 00:47:30 I don't know if Taylor's played this before. I have not. It's a game. It's a spelling game, sort of. We're going to spell something. And by spell something, I mean I'm going to tell you a phrase. And then we're going to take turns, the three of you, naming movies that begin with the next letter in that phrase.
Starting point is 00:47:48 Since Ross to Jeff won that last game he gets to go first. Then we'll go to Jeff Tate and then we'll go to you, Taylor. You should have an idea how it works by then. And if you match what I've written down then ahead of time I pick a movie that begins
Starting point is 00:48:04 with that letter. If you match it you just win this game automatically and the show gets over really early left to spend a lot of time throwing candy but here's an interesting wrinkle on a few of these and I'll tell you ahead of time when it's hat when it happens I've written down more than one answer. So you got twice the chance of matching me. It's still out of all the movies ever made. So the thing to pay attention for, and it's tough to do when you have to go first,
Starting point is 00:48:40 but there will be a theme to all of the, hopefully all the answers. I feel like you don't know what I was talking about. I've listened to a lot of episodes. It sounds very complicated. It's so much easier than you currently think it is.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Like, once he does one, and then I do the other, you'll be like, oh, I can't believe there was one second where I thought I wouldn't get it. It is weird. It's like, live, die, repeat, end this game. When I'm explaining it to the guests who've never played it before, they're just like,
Starting point is 00:49:22 what are you even... Are you kidding me? Name any movie that begins with that letter and that's success? And some people panic. They're like, I'm not gonna be able to think of a movie that begins with M. I'm like, well, get off the goddamn
Starting point is 00:49:38 stage there. Because that's gonna be the first letter. We are spelling Mother's Day. Mother's Yay! So Ross to Jeff, start us off. The letter is M. Name any movie that begins with M. And this is a double.
Starting point is 00:50:01 I wrote down two. So if you get either of the two I wrote down, you win this whole thing. Keep teaching us about it, because I go blank when I get in front of a crowd. I wrote down two. So if you get either of the two I wrote down, you win this whole thing. Keep teaching us about it, because I go blank when I get in front of a crowd. Oh, okay. So M is a letter in the alphabet. Doug, what if I went first?
Starting point is 00:50:16 Yeah, that would help me out. What if you just gave me a letter? Like, we'll do a practice frame, all right? Let's say it's a Z. Right? And then I got to name a movie that starts with the letter z so i would say zodiac and doug would say i was thinking something else and i'd be like oh dang it they'd be like all right tape tape i got it
Starting point is 00:50:36 right like it's really it's that simple man, man. All right, so Ross to Jeff. You need to have him explain the games. Yeah, yeah. That was so much clearer. Well, I mean, he just, without asking me first, just started playing the game out loud with a made-up scenario. If I did that, then we'd started playing the game out loud with a made up scenario. If I did that, then
Starting point is 00:51:08 we'd be playing the game before playing the game. So I hope that you understand it. Did you take a one? Marvel's The Avengers. Yeah, I'll take that. Cheated. I went with you could have said
Starting point is 00:51:24 Mommy Dearest, or Mother! Mother! Mother, that's Mother with an exclamation mark. Not the other Mother without one that was made by Albert Brooks. That was just Mother? That was just Mother.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Jennifer Lawrence was in Mother! And Albert Brooks directed mother. Mother. Oh my God. Jeff, are you going to be okay? I'm going to be okay. Okay, so the next letter is O because we're spelling Mother's Day.
Starting point is 00:52:10 So unless Jeff fails, your letter coming to you, Taylor, will be the T in mother. What do you think for O, Jeff? For Mother's Day, I'm going to say other people's money. That does begin with the letter O. But it's not the one that I wrote down.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Right? It's like a half win. I wrote down one that no one in a million years would guess, but it's so perfect for today. There's an actual movie, starred Jonathan Winters, called Oh Dad, Poor Dad Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad
Starting point is 00:52:48 Yeah, shit's fucking real. We played that once on Live, Die, Repeat. It was very funny. Because nobody's ever heard of it. So it's funny? Huh? Jonathan Winters is funny. It's a comedy.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Yeah. About a lady who hangs her... I think it's based on a play of the same name, I think. Oh, yeah. Those are funny. Can I ask a question really quick? Mm-hmm. So there's a theme to all the ones you picked? Yeah. Yeah, those are fun. Can I ask a question really quick? So there's a theme to all the ones you picked?
Starting point is 00:53:28 Yeah. Okay, all right. Okay. Yeah. See, that's why I wanted you to go third because I knew you'd figure this all out by the time it got to you. So the letter is T. I don't know the theme yet,
Starting point is 00:53:40 so this probably won't be the one you wrote. I'm going to say Toy Story. That's a great answer. Could have said Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3. Toy Story 4 is out soon. I went with Throw Mama from the Train. H is the next letter.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Hellraiser. Yes! I have never seen a Hellraiser movie. You're better off for that, probably. Well, you know, horror enthusiasts like them, but as soon as I saw a fucking pinhead face, pinface man, I was just like... And he's the bad guy, right? Isn't it? Sort of? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:25 He's a little prick. He, uh... I just, even though he's the bad guy, I still worry that he'll fall down. Or, like, open up a cabinet into his face. I just don't, you know, somebody I'll miss with a high five. People walk by...
Starting point is 00:54:44 Just plow a bunch of needles into his face. People walk by and hang up like, do you want me to teach you guitar? And then just like stick it to one of his
Starting point is 00:54:52 fucking needles. Bulletin board head. Yeah. Yeah, he should definitely should say post no bills. Post no bills. On that pinhead guy. Hellraiser,
Starting point is 00:55:02 colon, post no bills. I went with a motion picture where Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt played mother and daughter con artists called Heartbreakers.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Yeah, so E is the next letter for you, Jeff. Evil Dead 2. Yes! That's a good one. There is actually a movie called Ed and His Dead Mother. R is your letter, Taylor.
Starting point is 00:55:46 Rain Man. Oh, so close. Really? No, you said a movie that begins with R, so... So you did get that much right. It's in the R area. And it's one of the more... If I wasn't here, this would be a fun movie to watch on Mother's Day.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Room. Yeah, not fun at all, that movie. That movie is not fun. Now, John, you have your letter as an apostrophe? Apostrophe? Good luck. It's called red. There's got to be one that begins with an apostrophe.
Starting point is 00:56:33 Right? Yeah. I'm going to look it up on my phone that I get to use. The hillbilly version called Round the World in 80 Days. The hillbilly version called Round the World in 80 Days. What's IMDB going to do if I just type in an apostrophe first?
Starting point is 00:56:53 No results. But then I'll do another letter. Maybe apostrophe A. L. No. A. This is fun. O. No. A. This is fun. O. Oh.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Oh. No. So I guess there aren't any. You're out. We'll move on. We'll move on to the next letter, which of course is S. Stop or my mom will shoot. That is the answer.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Rasta! Rasta! Rasta! Rasta! Rasta! Rasta! Rasta! Holy shit. Nobody saw that coming. I didn't saw that coming. I didn't see that coming. Yeah, just for fun, Jeff, do you want to guess what the D was? No thanks. Don't stop or my mom will shoot. Why did you say that?
Starting point is 00:58:15 Because he's dumb. I'm sorry. I'm just guessing based on what I know about you already. Don't stop or my mom will shoot you. Sounds dirty. Keep going. You better fuck me or my mom will shoot you.
Starting point is 00:58:37 Finally, the incel movie we've all been waiting for. When those guys leave the church, they fucking, they go all the way. Never mind. All the way home? They're fired. I fired them, Doug.
Starting point is 00:58:57 It's too bad those earlier chants for you can't be taken back. They're out there forever. But that was a good guess, sir, on the D, but the actual what I wrote down was Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
Starting point is 00:59:13 And then for A, I wrote down Angela and the B. Because that's her, you know, this whole thing with her mother and the spelling bee. Akilah and the B? Oh, yeah. I really did write Angela. I thought she needed a wider name.
Starting point is 00:59:36 And then there's something called it just fit perfectly for why I don't know what this movie is but it's called You'll Like My Mother. Which also sounds like an incel movie it's the uh it's the one psycho uh sequel that was like tried to be a rom-com okay you guys could take you guys could take those chants back now. I can't believe it. The streak that Rasta Jeff is on here today. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:14 You get to go first in the next game, but before we do that, do you want to throw some candy at people? I love throwing candy at people. Here he goes. Look at him go. Look at him go. That's exciting.
Starting point is 01:00:36 What? The longest dread do you have hanging off of your head? How long is it? Do you know? I don't have a number, but to my knees, does that count? Does that count, is that a thing? I'm 6'5", it goes to my knees.
Starting point is 01:00:52 Interesting, how much do you have left after your knees? How long is your knee to foot area? It's probably a measure of that. I'm obviously not good at this. I'm obviously not good at this game. Do you ever buy socks? I bet it's about 5 feet Do you have numbers on them? No, you're just like
Starting point is 01:01:10 Give me some knee highs I need them to go to my knees The ones with weed leaves on them Yeah So you got a How tall did you say you were? I'm 6'5 Okay, so these are probably about
Starting point is 01:01:21 Your hair is probably about 5'5", 5'8 Sure, yeah Officially Good job Cool, out of how many? Would you like to count? No, like 5 feet out of how many feet? When does this stop?
Starting point is 01:01:41 Like out of 6? When you get to 6? Or are you like, I'm just going to keep it at 6? No You're going to let it go You're going to walk on them Yeah well no Get them caught up
Starting point is 01:01:48 Under the back of your shoes Yeah we'll see what happens I'll hire someone To carry them That seems dangerous It's a good thing Pinhead doesn't have Long dreads
Starting point is 01:01:59 Because he'd trip on it That guy can't hang out with me Smash those pins into his Exactly yeah You can't be out with me. Smash those pins into his... Exactly, yeah. You can't be friends. You don't want him around. Let's play Last Man Stanton. Woo! Now, even though
Starting point is 01:02:19 Anna did eventually win against Jeff, it still was very exciting and competitive. And so I really enjoyed playing the game that way. Stacking it all up against Jeff and then seeing how he does. Okay.
Starting point is 01:02:36 So this is a game, Taylor and Jeff, where we take turns naming movies that a person has been in. And if you can't think of one, you're out. But you have a lifeline, which is, you know, you can go to Amy once, Ross to Jeff. And you can go to Paige once, Taylor, if you need Paige. But just the one time.
Starting point is 01:03:02 And then if you can't answer correctly after that you're out make sense yes okay wait I have a question what if you go to your lifeline and they don't know one either you are fucked your lifeline is an a-hole and you should never have picked that name tag. There's a lot of shame sort of falls on their family. Let's say you guys did have your phones. Is it possible to make calls from down here? Can you get a line out?
Starting point is 01:03:37 Or are we too underground? Can you call us? All right, Jeff, I'm going to call you. Let's see if it works. Shit. I just met from in the past, if you remembered from before the phone ban here at the... Before the phone ban of 2018. Do you really have that many emails?
Starting point is 01:04:07 Yeah. Reply to somebody. Oh shit, somebody's calling me right now. What are the odds? It's Brant Tobler. He's a comedian. He's been on this show. Let's talk to him.
Starting point is 01:04:20 What's up, dude? He hung up. Oh, that's you over there? Hey dude good to see you. Here he is. Hey can you hear me? Yeah. Where does the sound come out? Put it...
Starting point is 01:04:53 You gotta put it on speaker. It worked. So it doesn't work for very long. But it does work, so if your lifeline fails you, Taylor, same with you, Rousted Jeff, you can call somebody. You can do a lifeline on your phone to try to get the answer.
Starting point is 01:05:15 How long can we spend explaining to the person we call what we're doing? You know, it's like how to be a millionaire. We'll put you on a clock. The whole room will start chanting. Make it hard for you to hear. What we'll do is I'll eat two Reese's Cups
Starting point is 01:05:37 and then whenever I finally get, whenever I can finally whistle again, you're out of time. Whenever I can finally whistle again. It's going to take a while, I guess. You got to get two Reese's Cups all the way gone. Why don't you throw some saltines in there, too?
Starting point is 01:06:04 Why don't we? Why don't we just give her all the way gone. Why don't you throw some saltines in there, too? Why don't we? Why don't we just give her all the time in the world? Why don't you go have a whole meal? And then come back. Listen, if you can... I'm going to eat a Monte Cristo. And if you're still on the phone when I'm done with that entire Monte Cristo,
Starting point is 01:06:24 you're out on the phone when I'm done with that entire Monte Cristo, you're out of time. How many of those do you think you've had in your life? Monte Cristo? Probably seven. It should be more. It should be more, but the places that serve them always have like a cutoff time. I can't believe you had an actual answer. I can't believe that you actually know your Count of Monte Cristo. They couldn't decide between Channing Dogg or Benson. So it was a mix.
Starting point is 01:07:07 It was a nice mix. They all decided. It was that guy that got it wrong. He's mad because I fired him. But here's the wrinkle today, Taylor. And Rasta Jeff. You both have to think for a second. Because normally we just get some random actor's name.
Starting point is 01:07:28 You know, it's Tom Cruise or The Rock or whoever. And that's great. But, you know, we like to use actresses as well. And also not necessarily people that are in a million movies. So each of you today gets to pick the name of an actor or actress that you think you would do well at this, and Jeff might not do so well.
Starting point is 01:07:52 All in an effort to take down the powerful Tate. Don't let my looks not deceive you. There's one guy out there that wants to chant every time he hears your last name
Starting point is 01:08:07 So I'm not going to say it anymore It's always fun to know Who's going to murder you Okay so Taylor and Jeff are thinking about it Do either one of you have one that you'd like to do? I'm trying so hard to think of somebody that you guys wouldn't know. Like you know all of their movies.
Starting point is 01:08:32 You know? Somebody. I'm going to. Don't try to curveball Rouse to Jeff. You two should work together against me. He's going to know everything I'm thinking is part of my problem. Right. Well, you've been doing so well.
Starting point is 01:08:47 Like, I met you backstage, and you're like, I haven't seen no movies, and now we're out here, and I'm like, this guy's been hustling me. That is the first thing he said. He's like, I don't even watch movies. Yeah, right. Don't tell them that.
Starting point is 01:09:00 He's hustling all of us. He pretended he couldn't think of a movie that begins with M. Yeah! He's hustling all of us. He pretended he couldn't think of a movie that begins with M. Yeah. I can't believe you didn't say Mother's Day.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Oh, yeah. It was right there. I would have said Mother's Day because I'm lazy. I'm going to get brave and I'm going to go with Adam Sandler. Oh, Sandman. Very cool. Okay. That's goingman. Very cool. Okay. That's going to take a while.
Starting point is 01:09:30 He's been in a few movies. What do you think, Taylor? I'm going to say Jennifer Lopez. Ooh. J-Lo and the Sandman. I'm banking on they may not be able to name any. That's what I'm hoping for. Because I don't know that many.
Starting point is 01:09:47 Because I don't think there are that many. This is my strategy. I'm going to be real transparent about it. You know, J-Lo alternates between movies and TV and music. But we can't say TV, right? No, we can't. Okay. But she's in 30 movies or more. Is she really?
Starting point is 01:10:01 Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Well. Alex! Alex! Shh, shh, shh. Oh yeah, is she really? Oh yeah. Oh shit. Alright, so I play along in this game, but Jeff gets to go first. Rasta Jeff. And then we'll go to Taylor,
Starting point is 01:10:17 other Jeff, and then me, and good luck to everybody. It's a movie that either one of those people have been in. Either one of those people, yeah. Doug, it's Regular Jeff. Yeah. Not Other Jeff, it's Regular Jeff.
Starting point is 01:10:30 Or Ganja Jeff. Ganja Jeff, Doonesberry, that's what it is. And Doonesberry. You're a man of many nicknames, but just one face. All right, I'm going to kick it off with Money Train. Oh, look at you. He's doing a J-Lo out of the gate. Taylor.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Made in Manhattan. Mm-hmm. Jeff. Enough. Yes. Good answer, angel eyes. Selena. Selena. Look at you.
Starting point is 01:11:12 I'm so glad there wasn't Taking all the J-Lo's. I know, wow. 50 First Dates. Sandman. The Wedding Singer. We might as well do all the Barrymores The Drew Barrymore trilogy And say blended
Starting point is 01:11:30 Oh That was a trilogy? Billy Madison I fucked that one up on a previous show Taylor Click Jeff Happy Gilmore Taylor? Click. Mm-hmm. Jeff?
Starting point is 01:11:49 Happy Gilmore. Yeah, I said, on the show in Nashville, I said, happy Madison. Oh, man. I thought you felt stupid. Yeah. But that's his production company. It says it at the beginning of all his movies, including
Starting point is 01:12:06 The Do-Over. Little Nicky. Anger Management. Yeah. The Water Boy. The Water Boy. Okay, this is my impression of Jeff. The longest yard.
Starting point is 01:12:39 Do you want me to say it how I would say it? Here it goes. Hold on, Colby. The longest yard. Yard. Yard. Jeff. Big Daddy.
Starting point is 01:12:53 Jack and Jill. Yes. This is intense. That's my boy. I don't know if I can beat Jeff today. I feel like he's going to reign over me. I think I'm done. What?
Starting point is 01:13:20 It's way harder up here. It's easier in the car. You're right, it's harder up here. Because also some of these movies begin with M. But go to Amy and see what she's got. Spanglish. Spanglish. There you go.
Starting point is 01:13:36 Spanglish. All right, so now you might get triggered to think of some more as we go around. Taylor? Bedtime stories? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. get triggered to think of some more as we uh you know go around taylor uh bedtime stories anaconda i like the hand thing i'm gonna do that before all of my answers jeff jeff really puts these he really puts it all together well in his head. That's why my nickname for him is the cobbler.
Starting point is 01:14:14 That movie was about shoes. It wasn't about cobbler at all. Fucking bullshit movie. I thought it was gonna be about Cobbler. Ross to Jeff. Grownups. Yes! See? See that? I knew you'd figure it out.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Taylor? There's a grownups too, right? Thank God. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 01:14:39 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Yes, see? See that? I knew you'd figure it out. Taylor? There's a grown-ups, too, right? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 01:14:48 Thank God. There sure is. There sure is. Jeff? I mean, it's cool that y'all are still in the game, but I'm feeling pretty bulletproof. Yeah! Jeff, if you win today, I'm going to buy you a snack.
Starting point is 01:15:17 Do you know what it's going to be? I don't, but I can. Mixed nuts. Wait, did you say what? What did you say? I said bulletproof. Oh, goddammit. I didn't know that was a movie.
Starting point is 01:15:36 I was just like, he's doing really well. I'm like, you are bulletproof. Yes. Can we be less cutesy about the answers so that I don't get lost? My God. Thank you. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.
Starting point is 01:16:01 I didn't know we had to work it into a sentence. Well, you don't have to. But you can. My shows are like pro-wrestling. The audience, the allegiances just change. Just based on whoever's talking enough shit. It's a big tent, Doug. There's room for everybody.
Starting point is 01:16:27 All right, we're back to you. I've been stalling long enough. I'm going to say Black Sheep, and maybe he showed up with his friends. Oh, I like that strategy, but I don't believe he appears in that one. It's worth a shot. Wait a second, though.
Starting point is 01:16:38 No. Wait a second, though. Maybe. He does show up in that one Rob Schneider movie where Rob Schneider, what is he, a giant baby? Is it called Black Sheep? No, he's a girl. Is it called Black Sheep?
Starting point is 01:16:54 White Chicks. Because if it wasn't Black Sheep, I'm wrong. White Chicks. White Chicks might be what you're saying over there. No, it's not called White Chicks. It's called Hot Chicks. The what you're saying over there. It's not called White Chicks. It's called... Hot Chicks. Wait, what was the one with the Wayans Brothers where they were white? White Chicks.
Starting point is 01:17:12 But that's the Wayans Brothers. Yeah. It was kind of a sequel to Hot Chick. That's probably why I didn't get it. I never saw the first one. Whose turn is it now? Me or Taylor? Taylor.
Starting point is 01:17:33 Is it me? Second act. Second act, yeah. That was the recent one. She just did that, yeah. Yeah. I saw it. It was good.
Starting point is 01:17:45 Let's see how cutesy you can get with this one. You saw a second act? I saw a second act. Calm down. Don't go overboard. I didn't know anyone saw a second act. What? Oh, did you? I'm sorry. Did you just say going overboard? Yeah. That was
Starting point is 01:18:02 a very early Adam Sandler movie. I said calm down, don't go overboard. It's not a real sentence, but whatever. It's Adam Sandler movie. I said, calm down, don't go in overboard. It's not a real sentence, but whatever. It's a Sandler thing. I'm still in it. Taylor. I'm looking forward to
Starting point is 01:18:15 when you leave today, Jeff. You want to know why? Why is that? Because you'll be out of sight. This is like when your two friends start flirting and you don't know if you should leave. It's like, you guys are doing a different thing than I'm doing. It's like when you all go out for milkshakes
Starting point is 01:18:42 but they share one and you're kind of like, should I go? I mean, I'm just glad to know we're friends. She said it right at the beginning. I did, yeah. Is it my turn? The boy next door. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:19:01 See, that J-Lo, she really cranked that shit out. Yes, see that J-Lo, she really cranked that shit out. I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Do you know what my favorite character was in that movie? What was that? The wedding planner. Is he a planner or a singer? No, planner was J-Lo and McConaughey. We already said the wedding singer, right?
Starting point is 01:19:42 Yeah, that's what I thought. Don't mess with the Zohan. Zohan. Don't mess with the Zohan. You can't just say the same one that she just said. Don't? Don't say it. You gotta say it. Don't mess.
Starting point is 01:20:02 A new one. Don't mess. Well, Doug, that is just the Ridiculous Six. We're getting low on titles. It's hard to make them flow. We're getting there, but there's still a few. Adam was in Shakes the Clown. Ooh. See, that Shakes the Clown. Oh.
Starting point is 01:20:27 See, that wasn't cutesy. No, that wasn't. I appreciated it. Paige, do you have one for me? Oh, she's going to Paige. Eight Crazy Nights. Eight Crazy Nights! Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige! Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige, Paige.
Starting point is 01:20:48 That might be the first chant for an audience member. Oh, man. Jeff. I feel punch drunk, love. You know where I'm staying here in town? Where's that, Doug? Hotel Transylvania. Boy, I walked right into that one.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Okay, I think this is a movie, if I'm wrong. I just remember watching this and being like, oh my God. I said Hotel Transylvania. Yeah, but I'm saying one and I'm prefacing in case I'm wrong the Meyerowitz stories was that a movie? yeah does that count even though it's on Netflix? it's a Netflix movie with Ben Stiller and Adam and yeah okay so it counts awesome Jeff? I mean it doesn't. You guys should argue about it more. Are you out of titles, Jeff? No.
Starting point is 01:21:55 I just need a minute to do some dirty work. Ah! You guys are both working so hard over there, both of you could have said Hotel Transylvania 2. Oh, God! Taylor? There's a movie that I can't think of the title of. And it's driving me crazy. I think it's a movie it's the one where
Starting point is 01:22:25 Emma Thompson's like narrating it and there's a part where Adam Sandler's like jerking off right? I don't know I didn't finish it
Starting point is 01:22:34 so I don't know oh my god there's like what'd you say again Jeff? I don't remember what was your last answer? Dirty Word Dirty Word
Starting point is 01:22:43 my last answer was Hotel Transylvania 2. Taylor, do you have anything? It's not going to be like hotel work or something. Like, what are you... What kind of hint are you giving me? I don't know what it is. I don't think I do got this. I cannot think of what it is.
Starting point is 01:23:08 I'm so sorry. That's okay. I didn't think of my own. You did great. I'm so sorry, Paige. You really did great for her. But now, fighting it out are me and Jeff. What do you got, Jeff?
Starting point is 01:23:25 Like, I don't trust that that's not a setup. Like, you've done that to me before where you've really put it in my head that there was a third one and then I say it and there's no third one. All I did was fall off my fucking high horse.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Whatever. So I'm going to say Did anybody say the hot chick? What? No, but we were just talking about it. Yeah, we just talked about it. Yeah, so you can say it.
Starting point is 01:23:56 Are you kidding me? The hot chick. My turn. Hotel Transylvania 3. Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Dracula loves summer I'm pretty sure it didn't have a subtitle It did? What is it? Summer vacation I was so close I hope the next one is Hotel Transylvania goes to jail And I'm gonna say
Starting point is 01:24:47 The Week Of what's that? it's that Netflix movie with Chris Rock that he made where I don't know he churns out a lot of garbage now and one of the things he churned out was called The Week Of
Starting point is 01:25:04 another thing I mean if you don't listen just go with it And one of the things he churned out was called The Week Of. Another thing, I mean, if you don't, listen, just go with it. Yay, that's my boy! When I first saw a poster for That's My Boy, I thought it was a movie where Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg switched heads. The poster made it look like they switched heads somehow. Well, you guys did great.
Starting point is 01:25:31 You're amazing, funny people. And, uh... But Jeff Tate pulled it off. He's the winner. He's the winner. But Jeff Tate pulled it off. He's the winner. He's the winner.
Starting point is 01:25:53 Where's Patrick to come get the stuff? It's right there. Here's all your stuff right here, Patrick. Congratulations, dude. Be really careful with that giant mug. That one's heavy. I tried to consolidate for you, but I'm not an official, I'm not a bagger.
Starting point is 01:26:10 I got seeds. Not a bagger by trade. Yeah, you won the seeds. You won the seeds and a towel and a big cup. You could move out. See you later, family. Patrick's got some stuff. Oh, and he wants you to sign it? I did, I did already.
Starting point is 01:26:33 We'll all sign it out in the alley. Let's do some plugs real quick. Your podcast. Great job, Rasta Jeff. Thank you. Rasta! Rasta! Rasta! Rasta! Don't stop. I think you're used to that.
Starting point is 01:26:58 The podcast is called? The podcast is the Grow From Your Heart podcast. It's on iTunes and Stitcher and YouTube. It's all about cannabis. If you're a new grower, a long-time a pro grower a new smoker you will learn something from my show even if you're not into cannabis you may learn something and i'm kind of funny sometimes so it might be worth it yeah and no trivia games no games yeah you don't play any games uh but thank you for for being here and taylor tomlinson what's going on with you?
Starting point is 01:27:25 what have you got to plug? oh thank you three people I have I also have a podcast with a couple comics called Self Helpless I'm at Taylor Tomlinson thank you
Starting point is 01:27:34 I'm at Taylor Tomlinson on everything and ttomcomedy.com for any road dates Taylor Taylor Taylor Taylor Taylor Taylor Taylor how to return to normal life after that it's Denver it's not good it's not normal Jeff what do you got to plug getting winded when you walk up the stairs? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:09 It's a podcast I delete almost every day. I make it as I gasp for breath. I have a podcast called Altered Tates. I make it with my brother. And we're back on track. I got new fucking gear. Don't sweat it. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 01:28:23 Right? Next, on Thursday, this coming up Thursday, the 16th, I think, or whatever. Maybe. This Thursday, Knoxville. I'm at the Pilot Light. So just show up there. We'll get it started. Once people show up, you'll do a show?
Starting point is 01:28:42 Yeah, yeah. I like it. I like that. It's a good approach. And then on Friday, I'm in Asheville, North Carolina at a place called the LeZoom Room. That sounds fun. That sounds goddamn delightful. It's gonna be, so if you're in those places, come to my
Starting point is 01:29:01 shows. Yeah! Here, everybody. Here you go. All three of you look at me. Get a nice, I know it's really close for you, Ross or Jeff, but this is beautiful. Because, you know, normally I use pictures taken from the audience,
Starting point is 01:29:18 but they have a no phones rule here at Comedy Works. So I had to do it. But thank you to Comedy Works, and thank you to do it. But thank you to Comedy Works and thank you to you guys for being here. For keeping the Mother's Day tradition alive. We'll do it again next year if that's alright with you guys. I'll be at
Starting point is 01:29:40 McGoobie's outside of Baltimore in the first week of June. There goes Jeff. He doesn't understand that I'm just trying to wrap it up. He's only been on the show a hundred times. That's right.
Starting point is 01:29:59 It's Jeff Tate, Taylor Tomlinson, Rasta Jeff. I'm Doug Benson. As always, as always what? Play that theme song. Enjoy it. Get extra confidence in bed with BlueChew.com,
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Starting point is 01:30:57 Yeah. Bye. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!

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