Doug Loves Movies - The Sklar Brothers and Scott Aukerman Guest

Episode Date: September 8, 2010

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug Loves Movies! Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. Welcome to Doug Loves Movies. It's September 2nd, 2010, but we got kicked out of the UCB theater on the date that we normally tape the ep that plops on September 10th. So we're doing it at Earwolf Studios, and I'll be talking to the gentleman behind the podcast known as Comedy Death Ray Radio and Sklarbro Country, Scott Aukerman and Jason and Randy Sklar. Hello, guys. Hello. Hi.

How are you? You took me off guard. You said you were going to wait a while before you... Well, the first announcements ended up being quicker than they normally are, but I just wanted the listeners to know... They were lightning fast. ...that they're hearing this about eight days after we record it. So if any major things happen in pop culture that we accidentally step in.

Yeah, if there's like a presidential change over the next eight days, we'll look so stupid. We're just sitting around talking about Obama the whole time without mentioning that he's been. The Venezuelan missile crisis. Remember iPhones, you guys? God, these guys, they love movies so much they miss the presidential coup. They have no idea what's going on in the world. So we're in the Earwolf studio, so tell me, let's have Scott Aukerman answer your question, because he's at the top of the food chain at Earwolf.

Yeah, that's right. He is the ear. I'm the piranha. You're the ear. You're the actual ear. No, he's the wolf. It's your brainchild. Well, me and this other guy.

I don't want to mention him, though. Isn't it his birthday today? It is. Well, it's his birthday on September 10th. Well, this is September 10th. We don't need to mention his birthday. With any luck at all. No, it's Jeff Ulrich and me started this podcasting network.

So, yay! And the Sklarbros came on as our first show. Yay! And we really actually were very excited. Yeah, so Earwolf.com. Earwolf.com is where you can get Comedy Death Ray Radio, Sklarbro Country. It's fun. One-stop shopping for two great podcasts.

Thank you. Two very different podcasts. Yeah, very different podcasts. More coming up in September, I believe. Nice. Can you give us any hints? No! All right.

Are they going to be coming up between September 3rd and September 10th? Yeah, they'll all be up there. Oh, God. We should know what they are at this point. We have President Obama doing a podcast. An alternative comedy podcast. Former President Obama. Former President Obama.

And he'll be doing it. His co-host will be Lynn Cheneyy i think that's really nice uh and kate goslin i i have to say though like we were looking to do a podcast but we we were going to do it on our own but then these guys approached us and we were like this is a good place to connect up with and we felt like our thing would fit well with what they were doing even though it was very different it's sports and comedy but it's it sports, but with the same comedic point of view as the comedy you would find on Comedy Death Ray or on, you know, Doug Love's movies.

Scott mentioned to me, he's like, for our first show, we'd really like to snag something about sports that is delivered by two guys with the same voice. That's right. That's right. It's always good to do a podcast when you can't just... I would scratch my head and couldn't come up with anybody,

and then he thought of you guys. It was us or the Polish brothers I don't know Twin Falls I don't know anyone yeah it's a movie reference I'm glad you brought it

back to movies I feel like I'm to answer that question I feel like I'm way more nasally you are so much more nasally than me Randy

I don't think I could do a sound I couldn't tell the difference though if you played both and then I had to say which was which we constantly are saying like anyway jay yeah we try to address each other a lot in our podcast to make it easy for good call randy yeah thanks doug oh wait i don't think we need to do that i don't need to do that people aren't saying like god i really can't

tell jay and doug are really starting to sound alike um Alright, so we did that. Oh, I wanted to ask you, why did you call it Sklarbro Country? Why not Sklarterial Artery? Oh, I like Sklarterial Artery. Sklarbro Fair? You could just talk about medicine. Sklarterial Artery.

Sklarbro Fair was one where we just talked about county fairs. Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Wait, that's going to cost me a lot of money. That's the great thing about podcasting. You don't have to pay for shit. Sklar Tissue. Sklar Tissue.

We only talk about the Red Hot Chili Peppers slow songs. Yeah. Which all sound the same. What about Sklarts and Entertainment? No, that's rude. It's a Sklarty. I don't know don't know we were you know we love a good pun but it was like what can we do that would somehow not like be sports in your face balls in your nose something not that something that kind of represented us and the nation because we care about america as opposed to scott who hates

america um yeah it's just something where we just sort of like is it kind of funny yes does it make fun of uh sclar or scarborough country yes can it be a reference to marlboro country yes so you guys talk a lot about smoking and smoking horses and the political right political right exactly horses yes that sounds great i listened to the glenn howerton episode he was great did i pronounce his name right yes yes from it's always sunny in philadelphia he was great yeah that was a fun episode to listen to and i'll listen to more maybe someday thank you i appreciate that it's not you know how it is we sure we only have time to make podcasts. When you're making art, you can't be out there. You can't consume it.

Yeah, when you're making Sklart. Making Sklart. We take our Sklart very seriously. Yeah, we're Sklartists. So have you guys had time to go to the movies lately? Has that been an option in your lives? A little bit. I mean, I saw-

You've got kids, not with each other, separately, right? Separately. Thankfully, the ones that we had with each other didn't take. I mean, but that's another story. But I saw Inception recently, and I really am confused. You didn't get it? I got it. Sexually.

I'm confused sexually. It made you question your orientation. Well, it puts you on a continuum. No, I loved it. I actually thought it was great. And I feel like I... See, this is the problem. When you have kids

and then you don't see movies a lot, you want to like movies. I think my critical eye is kind of going away because it's like our night out to go see a movie.

Yeah, you have to enjoy it. You have to enjoy it. Even if it sucks, you're like, oh, wasn't that great? Well, the first movie we saw out of, you know, the prison of parenthood

was Precious. And that was not that funny. Yeah, that's not a fun night out. It wasn't that funny, yeah. And then it probably also made you worry about how you were going to raise your own black daughter. Yeah, exactly. Really difficult. The fact that I was raped and that's how we got the baby, it was really weird.

I mean, it hit too close to home. The best moment in Precious or the hardest moment to watch was when the baby fell on the floor. That was just so... As a new parent of a baby. But I was thinking what would have made it worse is if just like... They do the scene

and it's really emotional and then there's like a sound guy in the corner who's like, I need one more for me. Is that okay? Really, Dave? I thought I heard a siren outside.

They live in the ghetto. I just want to get one more. Is that okay, guys? Get the baby. Can we reset the baby to one? I think there might be more sirens. We should probably just be happy with what we got. sit guys look you brought me on here to do sound and uh it's like if i'm not happy i don't want to move on thank god monique won though because she really

needed the boost in her in her ego yeah if you thought she was difficult to work with before the oscar wait what was your tweet on monique during the oscars oh it's terrible don't make me say it again. Please say it. Get more hate tweets. You got hate tweets from that? Yeah, people were upset. Okay. I don't blame them.

I'm fat, and I don't like being fat. It was something about that the rumors that she killed a trainer at SeaWorld aren't true. But that has nothing to do with her being fat. It just has to do with it. No, she got angry at SeaWorld. She got angry at SeaWorld. This is something else. Don't you dare disrespect me!

It's about Monique's hostility in general. And when I told Sapphire... I killed that trainer based on a novel by Push. If you thought she was hard to work with before that movie... That's what I said, just wait now. Yeah, she was bad enough to work with on Soul Plane. But then once she made precious precious into a whole new level i mean like she she won the oscar for precious and she like still

wouldn't fly to like toronto unless they like put her up at a five-star hotel to go to the festival where that played like there was that whole thing that was going yeah well then then when she won the award she said thank you for choosing me because of art instead of politics implying that that she almost lost the award because she didn't go to the to those events sure which she chose not to do but she's kind of but that was what she said in the speech is like but you got it right you picked the best instead of the one that went to the most parties that's humble humble and i'm sure the other nominees appreciated that that is like a nod to the other parties. Humble. Humble. And I'm sure the other nominees appreciated that. That is like a nod to the other nominees.

That's a silent nod to them. You do really want to thank the other people. Wait, you know what movie I... If Al Pacino can go to everything and then win the Oscar and the Golden Globe for Scent of a Woman, then you should clearly... How about Al Pacino on the Emmys? And I tweeted this, but I really believe that I wish Jack Kevorkian would have gotten up and put his hair out of its misery. That thing was like...

His hair was higher than Doug Benson at Burning Man. Yeah, his hair was like... Oh, man. And he was talking so soft, and he just didn't remember anything. It's like, Al Pacino. And they don't cut him off because he's Al Pacino. Right. And like, if you're Al Pacino, like, you have to think that there's probably a good chance you're going to win.

I mean, like, you're there. You're Pacino. Kevorkian's there, too. You're going to win. Yeah. It's like, you think Tom Hanks didn't think he was going to win, like, get up there once? Like, Tom Hanks at the Emmys, it's like, to get him to the Emmys, it's like, you know he's going to win something. So Pacino, just prepare a speech.

Yeah, he was really, he just, he got up there with such confidence that it felt like, oh, he's going to drop some real knowledge. And then he was, like, not afraid of being cut off by the orchestra. And then he was like, not afraid of being cut off by the orchestra. Because when you're really famous, they just say, please wrap up on the teleprompter. As opposed to the creator of Mad Men, who gets rushed off with the stupid music. He had to win another award just to finish his speech. Yeah, well, that's what they should have said when he walked off. We know you're going to win again.

We know you're going to win again. You'll have to finish it up at the end. You're involved in a very popular show. Do they really console people as they get off stage like that yes well at least that can you know that girl that hands in the award drapes an arm around and that's still some rap is that someone famous his daughter that's always at the Golden Globes you think Larry Fisher yeah Larry Fishburne's daughter I want to see her she's gonna get a burgeoning film career that's right I want to see her. She's going to get a burgeoning film career. That's right. I'd like to see her golden.

Golden Brown. Has anybody... Which, by the way, is my favorite new restaurant next to Golden Brown. That's my favorite breakfast, sir. It is. Golden Brown. Golden Brown. Golden Brown is just really dark golden grams.

Whenever I think of something to say when I'm talking to you guys i lose it after two or three i'm sorry as you band her back and forth i'm just like i don't i have no idea what i was gonna say i was we've gone off in so many different directions so quickly yeah exactly yeah it's hard to keep up when are you guys gonna be on entourage again god i don't know who knows that was i actually like doing it i really did oh I'm sure it's super fun to be on. When I'm watching it the whole time, I'm like, there's a lot of quality things about this, but it might have gone on for a couple more seasons than necessary.

Oh, yeah. For them to finally think, hey, what if he has a drug problem? Why didn't that happen season one? Why did it take so long for a drug problem to be an issue for a big star? I was just happy the Murphy Group got acquired. I know, that was... Pins and needles about the Murphy Group. That was keeping you up at night. That was keeping you up at night.

Well, that Murphy Group acquisition was definitely... It was big. Now he's going to take over the whole company, though. Oh, I can't wait. Just wait. Easy. He's got to...

I was like, they got to get that guy off the show so he can do Hawaii Five hawaii 50 so i would love it if they just retitled that show failing upwards it bugs me exactly but that's very true hollywood isn't that true that's good that couldn't be more true of hollywood i'm gonna forget bugs you it bugs me that um that queen latifah and yeah well scott khan play characters but the level of of cameos that they get to play themselves. She's not playing a character. Her name is Dana. Her name is Dana. Oh, in real life?

Yeah, in real life. He's not going to call her queen. But he ran into her on the street. He said, hey, Dana. Yeah, and then they had to talk about business that didn't sound like he represents her. Yeah, he was going to represent her. Okay, because here's where I was really driving at. Okay.

he was going to represent her. Okay, because here's where I was really driving at. Okay. That Jessica Simpson and Mike Tyson were the two clients that Ari Gold was desperately worried that he was going to lose. And Sorkin. Yeah, Aaron Sorkin. Aaron Sorkin.

Those were his three... He's the biggest talent agency in town. The biggest in the world. Those are the three biggest names. He's as concerned with them as he is about Vince, who's been the star of a hundred million dollar movie right and mike tyson who hasn't fought in 15 years and was just like did a small thing had a thing in hangover but that's not why hangover was a success right but

yeah it is a weird alternate universe where george george siegel doesn't exist but he is his murray yeah no yeah i don't like the mix like hire hire all unrecognizable actors to play the suits because you're living in a world where Just Shoot Me did not exist which I cannot imagine that world don't even just what it would do to Brian Posehn alone would be so tragic

I would be about $3,000 poorer you would my episode is still in syndication hello I would be about $3,000 poorer. You would. My episode is still in syndication. Hello. Those checks for $13 must really make your day. I honestly got a two-cent check the other day.

A two-cent check. Yeah, well, they were just telling you what they thought about you. They were just putting in those two cents. I was almost there. And you know what? I didn't like it. i didn't like it i didn't like it it's anytime it's lower than like three bucks i'm like why can you just throw this to some charity or something yes why why are we going through all this like because sometimes it'll be you'll get one tiny check like that from somewhere that's a whole nother page on your tax return at the end of the

year that's so interesting that you guys still take care of all your money. You don't have people to do it for you. No. That doesn't work out. I was thinking about hiring Dane Cook's brother to do it, but he ran off with all his money, so that was a warning sign. Wait a second. I met with him a few more times. Because he just had a really good

personality. Now you're with Billy Joel's people. It's going well. Yeah, who else got ripped off by their people? Now you're with Billy Joel's people. It's going well. Who else got ripped off by their people? Billy Joel's people. It just seems like it happens. That's why I don't have one. I should, though, because I can't keep track of anything.

It does. Have you seen The Expendables? Have you seen The Expendables? Yes, let's talk about movies. I have not seen The Expendables yet. I keep seeing the ad for the machete or for my show you see what did you call the sheddy the sheddy the sheddy the sheddy guys have you checked out the sheddy is it's like when radio shack seagull is in the sheddy

is that correct yes surprisingly absent though from the from the Expendables. Well, you know, I saw Sylvester Stallone at Comic-Con, and he mentioned that he tried to get Van Damme and Seagal, but he said that mental health problems stood in the way. I thought Seagal would just be... Mental health problems stood in the way. What does that mean? He's just saying they're crazy? They're crazy, yeah. Well, I feel like he's in Dolph Lundgren. That's hard to believe.

I feel like Seagal... No, Dolph is a genius. Do you know that about him? Is he really? He's just saying they're crazy? They're crazy. Right. Yeah. Well, I feel like he's in Dolph Lundgren. That's hard to believe. I feel like Seagal. Well, Dolph Lundgren. No, Dolph is a genius. Do you know that about him? Is he really? He's literally. Acting? No, he's literally like a genius.

He has PhDs. Yeah. And he's like a fascinating dude. Yeah, he was too busy to learn how to act because they gave him like the most interesting part and he was still terrible. No, he sucks. But he's like, if you read up on him, he's like got this crazy career where he has phds and he's a film director oh my god and these guys were trying to rip him off recently like recently uh these uh who goes after long you know you're gonna get hit yeah these thieves went

to his house what thieves thieves actually went to his house got a bunch of stuff and then passed went through the hall and saw a huge uh picture of dolph lundgren realized they were in his house put all the stuff down and got the fuck out that's right nice like even his picture inspires fear nice i feel like seagal was probably too busy ironing like one of his 50 kimonos because he'll like go he'll iron that thing out and he was like i just can't be there for like rehearsals or any of the read-throughs or anything like that lawman i've watched lawman have you watched lawman his show his show on a and e or whatever yeah i was still thinking about lungard go don't think too long on lungard what do you have on lungard i didn't have much okay

i was gonna throw it out there anyway did he date uh brigitte nielsen too or no i don't think that was just alone just alone but nobody here's seen expendables yeah i saw it oh you saw it no i i love like without giving too much away lundgren is hilarious at the very end of the movie because there's no reason for him to be in the last scene of the movie no it's just like they just wanted to do like a cannonball run style like almost like just jam session at the end and all the characters just like dropping by and like we'll all be back, too. Hey, we all had fun. That would be the most amazing shocking thing that ever happened. It did well. It did really well.

I want Rourke to get out there on the mission. Stallone said Mickey Rourke wanted six hours of rehearsal or something like that. Oh, boy. And they said, you have five minutes. And he went, okay. All right. So wait. I guess I'll have to do this scene.

It's like, remember when you were just doing movies with like little dogs and stuff in the way yeah late 80s early 90s because you fucked it up so he has the he you get five minutes he gives the most real performance out of that i thought his monologue was actually really good it's good but his shots are weird like oh yeah no stallone is just still is a terrible director well well rambo's great though i don't know rambo or First Blood no the most recent because it's mostly action

and that seems to be something he can handle no but Expendables the action is not as good as Rambo I don't know well no he said that all the action

they did all of it they did all of their stunts all the stars in the movie and they insisted on doing that stuff so it's not going to be as crazy no I just mean the way

he shoots the action the way he shot it he shoots it really great in Rambo and it's super violent and clear and great and then in expendable the car chase is kind of confusing to watch but man when uh terry cruz pulls out that gun that makes people explode that's pretty awesome yeah how about when todd berry kicks everyone's ass oh that's the wrestler i'm sorry i i forgot finger in a meat cutter. Wow. Wow. Weird. Finger in a meat cutter.

Finger in a meat cutter. Wow. Can we talk about Lawman just for one second? Is that a movie? No, it's Seagal's TV show. Yeah, yeah. I remember from earlier. In between doing Machete. In between doing Machete?

Is Machete a movie? Not before or after? Machete is a movie. In between doing Machete and The Sheddy. Okay, so Lawmanman i turn on to watch it basically you know at the end of cops when they make that one statement like over the word cops when the cops kind of wraps up the whole situation like that's why the birds are in the bushes or whatever he says and it makes it i feel like seagal watched that and then

thought that that's how he has to speak throughout the entire show. So every time he talks, he delivers the line that should be ending the show. You have to watch it. For instance? For instance. I don't know. He's like, that's why, you know, when you run from a cop, you ain't going to be running too long. I'm like, we're in the middle of the chase.

Like, you can't say that now. You have to say that once you catch the guy. You might not get him. You might not get him. He's putting a button on the end of it right in the middle. It was just weird. You can't button the middle. You have to say that once you catch the guy. You might not get him. You might not get him. He's putting a button on the end of it right in the middle. It was just weird. You can't button the middle. Don't button it.

That's the way the cookie crumbles. Don't tell my shirt that. That's the way the cookie crumbles. And he's eating a lot of cookies. He's fattened up some, speaking of money. Yeah, they show him fighting around in that other movie that's coming out that has lots of action. I was always amazed by him in whatever movie he was in and how how like he would literally destroy someone with like the most nonchalant move ever you know what i mean like he would look like he wasn't fighting hard so what you guys shot the rehearsal

here like literally he's not fighting that hard and then people half speed steven let's go half speed on this like going down like literally like terry cruz shot them with an explosive gun do you think they could get howie Long in the next Expendables? Howie Long and Terry Hatcher? Yeah. Because they're great together. Yeah, they're such a good team. They're so funny.

Those commercials for The Shack? Maybe they could be in the new Sheddy. The Sheddy. The Shack. The Shack Sheddy. Jet Li's part was so dumb. Use these people wisely. That's what I say.

Yeah. What about Jackie Chan? He talks more than he fights in the movie and his acting is terrible. The reason we all went to see The Expendables is because we want to see him fucking kung fu some motherfuckers.

That's right. Maybe that's what's hard for Stallone to direct, maybe. It's like too much fight choreography. Well, also, Jet Li is probably too old

to kung fu some motherfuckers. He can kung him, but he can't fu. He can hong kong Is that what Seagal said at the end of the first act of the show?

If you can only kung and you can't fu, you shouldn't be doing it. Come on sagal said at the end of the first act of the show if you can if you can only kong and you can't foo you shouldn't be doing it come on we're in the middle of this he's fighting you right now he just karate chopped you in the head just chopped you wait until he's laying over the barrel don't put a button on it what barrel the barrel of explosives that he just kicked him over i love the picture in your head they're in a warehouse there's a barrel leaking fuel he kicked him over it okay thank you uh do you i know that the sklar brothers uh have been in some motion pictures on occasion one called wild hogs if i'm not mistaken most of the people who watch or listen to your show definitely have probably seen us well you know it plays on basic

cable or whatever and i i happen to, you know, it plays on basic cable or whatever. I happen to be flipping around when it was on what I believe was your first of maybe two scenes. You're like around for a little bit, right?

You kind of greet them and then show up a little later. Yeah, we actually had three or four scenes. You were there when the whole bull thing goes down.

Yeah, the bull fighting scene which was a blast. Was that bull from Night Court? It was. It was Richard Maul tied to a stake in the center of a ring. You don't want Night Court? It was. It was just us, Richard Maul tied to a stake in the center of a ring. You don't want to,

it's like if he doesn't eat craft services, he gets very angry. Did you get the call for Wild Hogs 2? We did not. We did not get the call for Wild Hogs 2.

It was going in Europe, I think. Oh, okay. That'd be funny to run into you again. You know, that's the charm of sequels. We were like,

we see the same shit all over again. Exactly. I would love that. We were ready to go. If you don't cast the scolar brothers and wild hogs too they're gonna spoil that it's in europe for you i just did it's like those uh wasn't there there's a james bond movie live and let die where the sheriff is chasing him and then and it's in the swamp somewhere and he goes over the alligators yeah yeah. But the sheriff in that movie shows up in another, he gets moved to another place,

and he shows up in another James Bond movie, and he's mad again because, you know, James Bond runs by and wrecks his car. Because when you have that kind of chemistry, like the Howie Long, Terry Hatcher-style chemistry. Which is like our chemistry. You've got to bring it back. No, honestly, working on Wild Hogs was pretty amazing. I mean, yes, it is what it is, but we...

Those four guys are as famous as they are for a reason. Four guys. More than that. It was more than that. Well, then there's other people like Ray Liotta. Ray Liotta, Marissa Tomei. Oscar award-winning Marissa Tomei, who's adorable and could not be cool. Yeah, she was in one of the scenes.

She could not be cool? Did she ever hang out in your hotel room and smoke weed and stuff? She did not smoke weed with us, but she was incredibly nice was incredibly cool who's the most famous person you guys have ever smoked weed with never smoked weed with do you guys smoke weed or do you not want your kids to hear this yeah maybe you shouldn't kids love podcasts okay yeah they look why don't you call your thing a podcast because i think it's been done already and also because i think it's been done already like it's just it I think it's been done already. It's right there for the taking.

That's right. Ray Liotta was a, who else is a? And this isn't about pot. This is about movies. This is about movies. But I mean, to walk into a scene, and it's Tim Allen and John Travolta and Martin Lawrence and William H. Macy. And it's kind of crazy to see all that. And the moments that we had to carry

the comedy of those scenes when they're there and 90 extras and 70 crew is, for us, were like, it was a lot of math on the get-go.

Do you know who has a great chemistry? Do you tell the story again with letters? Do you know who has great chemistry? Who, Terry Hatcher and Harry Long?

The actors on Breaking Bad. Just the two that work in the chemistry lab. Right. The rest of them, they don't go well together at all. Yeah. The chemistry teacher has gone bad. That's my favorite movie TV show, which is my way of saying that it's a better movie than most movies. And it's on TV.

And it's a TV show. Yeah. It's Breaking Bad. Yeah, I love it. Are you just such a Breaking Bad fan? I love it. You know what I became a fan of? I know this is Doug Love Movies, but I can't believe, because it's just not in my nature

to love this, but now I'm like super, super obsessed. It's True Blood. I'm like such a true, and I'm not a vampire person or a werewolf person. You're a people fucking person? Yeah. I'm a two dudes kissing person. That show's too sexy for me. That show is like- I don't like things that are crazy sexy

and then constantly blood is being spurted everywhere. It is like... And yet you're going to see Machete. Well, that could be awesome. I'm just saying you have to spread it out a little bit better. Like Piranha 3D, did you guys see that? I have not seen that, but I want to. It's so violent that there should be

a little bit of nudity maybe at the beginning, but once it's gotten really violent, i don't need more nudity okay now i'm in violent mode it's like i said on twitter i didn't know whether to masturbate or masturbate watching that movie well if almost like if it's violence all the way all right i know you love roller coasters too doug i do uh we someone invited us for espn to when we were they had like or he worked for Six Flags. He used to work for ESPN, then he worked for Six Flags. There was a night at Six Flags for employees only. Wow, network, amusement park, and event dropper. Keep going.

Okay, so, and you go to the park. Magic Mountain. So, zero lines. You just walked onto every single, zero lines. You walked onto every single roller coaster. It isn't as awesome as you would think, because... Oh, I would think. I love roller coasters. I know you do.

I'll go on any one ten times in a row. Even the upside down one? Because I smoke first. Oh, okay. Well, okay, I get that. That X thing. No, there was one the upside down started with a T. X2 where you flip over?

No, no, you're upside down the whole time. Tatsu is uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. Tatsu was like... It's uncomfortable. You're strapped in like you're on a gurney. That's right. You're facing downward. They flip're on a gurney. You're facing downward. But you go through those

non-stop, one after the other, and you realize the lines kind of help your head recollect after it's been rattled around so much. Yes, if your head is a pussy, that is correct. Well, I do, but I think it's the same thing. I'm with you on that, though. I do understand that syndrome.

But with violence in movies, also, a little goes a long way. If it's violent, violent, violent, violent, it all the same thing with violence. I'm with you on that, though. I do understand that syndrome. But with violence in movies, also. Like, a little goes a long way. If it's like violent, violent, violent, violent, it all starts to lose its, like, power. I'm, like, always, like, when the violence is more real, like, when the guy gets curbed in American History X. Oh, Jesus. Why'd you mention that? Sorry. I work so hard to forget that ever happened.

That was one of my least favorite violent moments in a movie. When I see a curb, I can't not think about it. I didn't even watch Larry David's show because I was afraid to talk about that. I'm a fan of wordplay.

That's our show. No Leonard Maltin game. It's over. The show's over. No Leonard Maltin game. Oh, no. Please. Listeners are going,

what are you fucking doing? Why? It's my decision whether there's no Leonard Maltin game because I either listen to it or I turn it off. How do you think people like it without the audience? Why? It's my decision whether there's no Leonard Maltin game, because I either listen to it or I turn it off. That's right.

How do you think people like it without the audience? I've only done one show without the audience, and I got a couple of complaints. You're going to get it. We didn't like that, the sound of that. We prefer when there's an audience laughing. I can just laugh at everything you guys say. Most people appreciated. There was appreciation for the fact that I did an episode instead of taking the week off.

That's what this is. So when they write to me and say, the Sklars and Scott Ackerman are the most unfunny people we've ever heard, I can say, would you prefer we take a week off? And we'll see what they say. We'll see what they say. I'll conduct a poll. I'll just ask that question out of the gate. Should I have taken a week off?

No, but this has been super fun for me so i i can only imagine the listeners are enjoying it as well thank you so much and uh and it's also not that irritating uh radio thing of weird drops being thrown in everywhere yeah which sometimes i'm amused by but other times i'm like i'd rather just hear the person talk sure and then and then the music bed drives me crazy like when you're doing an interview and they have underneath it, it's like why is this happening? It's like a ticking time bomb.

It's like a violence thing. There's too much stuff going on there. A little goes a long way. Play music in and out of stuff, but then actually that sounded great. More house music? For my description of why I didn't like music underneath it, we put a bed underneath that. And then if I were in a studio, I'd hit a button,

and Will Ferrell would go, shut up! Or something, you know, some sound bite that I can't think of any of the specific ones. Just like the Three Stooges. We're trying to broadcast here, numbskulls. Stay classy, San Diego. They just dropped that in out of nowhere. No one's talking about being classy or San Diego. Or Will Ferrell.

Or Philip Rivers. Yeah. They're talking to Anchorman, too, maybe. But let's play the Leonard Mullen game. Let's San Diego. Or Will Ferrell. Or Philip Rivers. Yeah. They're talking to Anchorman, too, maybe. But let's play the Leonard Mullen game. Let's do it. Let's play it. Let's do it. But who's they?

You know, Adam McKay, I think. I don't know. I'm sure they should. Because it's certainly, I think it's their most popular one in terms of catchphrases It's their cult. It's the biggest cult following. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's ridiculous.

Great character. Hilarious. Hilarious. They would have a big opening weekend for sure. Ooh, yep. They would do quite well. Okay, so let's start with Scott. Let's go around this way.

Okay. So let's start with Scott. Oh. And then we'll go Randy, then Jason. Cool. So earlier when I did the joke of getting the names wrong, you guys are so used to that you didn't even indicate that that you that i felt like maybe i was trying to get it wrong on purpose and uh got it right on purpose because you guys

don't even don't even care anymore i don't know i care i mean i do care but i know we and we also know you know who we are so i mean nodding nodding. Nodding is great on the podcast. Nodding. Silence. Silence from you. More facial expressions. Okay, Randy. It's going to go Scott, Randy, Jason. Okay. I am not good at this game. Got some exciting categories. Oh.

So, Scott, you'll pick the first category. Would you like Ice Cube's top five favorite movies of all time? He has really ballooned. According to Rotten Tomatoes. He has really ballooned up, by the way. Oh, is he big? And our joke that, again, I said on Twitter is- I haven't seen lottery tickets.

You know that Ice Cube has gotten fat when he goes out and sees the lights of the Goodyear blimp and it says, Ice Cube's a blimp. I get it. Who wrote that? Ice Cube. I wrote that on Twitter. He's more of a tray lately.

Way funnier. Ice maker. Ice box. He's more of a Trey. He's like the Snoopy snow cone machine. Okay, so Ice Cube's top five, or I have Twitter people suggest categories now. Okay. This was a good one from MCS212.

Suggested movies that take place in one day. Oh, interesting. Yeah, it's a fun category. And then another. MCS212 suggested movies that take place in one day. Oh, interesting. Yeah, it's a fun category. Is that not to be confused with movies that take place in real time? There are very few movies that take place within one day. Well, yeah, of course. Otherwise, you're watching

a two-day movie. When this category came up with T.J. Miller, I had to say, I beg you not to guess 24. That's a TV show that takes place in London. Okay, so then the other category. Somebody submitted this, but I lost their name, but I remembered it and liked it. So pat yourself on the back if you're listening.

The IMDb Bottom 100. They list the bottom 100 movies, like the most hated 100 movies. I've got to go out and pay my parking. Oh! I didn't think about that. I'm a Prius outside. I bet I have a ticket. I parked in a lot. But let's just stop and then go right back into it.

Can he do it for you? Alright, great. Here we go. That was a close one. I try not to edit. In the Elizabeth close one. We almost had to have an edit. I try not to edit. In the Elizabeth Shue episode, we had to bleep something that she said. I hope that you bleep everything I say, by the way.

That would be awesome. And just don't explain it. Just bleep a whole. Just bleep a whole. People got so mad about the Elizabeth Shue bleeping because it's really, it's kind of a long statement that she makes that the whole thing got bleeped out. Why? Because she was very forthcoming about everything and loose and open.

And then halfway through the show, I found out it's a podcast. I don't know how she didn't know that. Because Adam said, will you come do this podcast? He didn't come say, will you come do this, sit in a theater and talk into a microphone? I think she thought it was like, come do this thing at UCB. And she was like, oh, okay. So it's a theater. So yeah, let's go.

She didn't realize it was going out to the world. She was very open and said a lot of things that were awesome. She's hot. She is silky. She looks great. She's 42 and she looks great. She is gorgeous. 42, not old.

Yeah. My friend David Huntsberger was, for days, could not stop talking about how happy he was to get to hug her. He asked her for a hug. He says, hi, Elizabeth. I'm David. Can I hug you? Oh, God.

I'm sure she did. And then she said yes and gave him a good one according to him. He had a boner that lasted a month. Jeez. That's like drinking a bottle of slow gin. Boner for a month. All right. Yeah.

So anyway, the point is, after the show was over, she was like, oh, I said so many things. And I was like, I tell you what, pick one thing and I will bleep it out. And so you bleeped it. And she picked one thing and i bleeped it but through context you can figure out essentially what she said why didn't you just but still people just like as soon as they hear the bleeps they would write to me what's with the censorship on that was crazy a man coming down on you doug yeah exactly but basically she just was you know she just said that she wouldn't do nudity for paul verhoeven because he's a creep. All right.

That's essentially what she says, but some people couldn't figure that out. But we can't say that on this show. But why would we reveal that? No, no, there's going to be a big bleep over that. Okay. She basically said that. Oh, my God. She basically said, beep. Yeah, that's what's going to happen.

Oh, my God. People will kill me. People will kill you. They'll gang up with torches and stuff. All right, so IMDb bottom 100 is the third category. Which one do you want? I feel like I would be better at Ice Cubes. Good.

All right. Yeah, these are his five favorite movies of all time. His favorite? Or our favorite of his? No, his favorite. His favorite. Is he one of those guys who picks his own movies because he's so self-centered? I'll give you that clue. No. Okay, thank you. He didn't pick who picks his own movies because he's so self-centered? I'll give you that clue.

No. Okay, thank you. He didn't pick any of his own movies. Great. Good. And he picked movies from, you get to pick from these three years, Scott. All right, here we go. 1941.

Really? 1972. Is it the movie 1941? 1972. I hate pre-guessing. 1972 or 19... Come on, you know I know that it's not 1941. All right, you're out.

Okay. Go. Go. 41, 72... We move to Randy. Thank you. No, 41, 72, or 75. Favorite movies of Ice Cube. I'll go with 72.

Okay. Leonard Maltin gives us four stars. So Len and Ice are on the same tray. Out of... Wait, is it out of... How many stars? Four out of... I think it's out of four.

Is it four? Okay. Yeah, I think Len's one to four with Bomb for the really bad ones. Okay. 1972. So it's pretty much a five-star system. He just disguises one star as bomb. I know it.

Exactly. That's exactly what he does. It's like when a building doesn't have a 13th floor, but it has a 13th floor. I know it. 72. 1972. The bidding's going to start with Scott, but let me give you a couple of clues. Okay.

He calls it Pulp Fiction, and he also calls it pulp fiction. And he also calls it absolutely irresistible. And it's from 72, four stars. And there are 15 names. Scott Aukerman, how many names? Negative one. Says negative one names. Now, if you guys, are you familiar with the negative concept?

No, give me the name what he has to do is if you guys say if randy says name that movie then scott has to name that movie and he also has to name the top build actor one person he has to name wait a second no he has to name the top bill actor but you could go negative two names if you think you can name the top number one and number two do you have a feel for what the movie might be i do have a feel for what it might i know what the movie is i think yeah see so if you could go negative two and then do you Do you have a feel for what the movie might be? I do have a feel for what it might be. I know what the movie is. I think I do. Yeah, see, so you could go negative two and then do you think you can get negative three? Do you think you can name the three top cast members in order? I mean... The top-billed

person, second-billed person, third-billed person. You have to do it in the right order. Yeah. That's what they may not say. That's what he's attempting to do. He'll name the person who got top billing and the name of the movie. I'll do negative two. Bam! What do you think? Jason, want to go? I to go i'll try negative three why not i mean what do we have to lose i feel like i'm in cash cab there are no stakes here no you think they win money when they win oh i know but here but you don't yeah but they get a free cab ride regardless even less

stakes we're not going anywhere i'll drop them off wherever I am. They never drop them off somewhere shitty. It's a great show. Exactly. It's a great show. Exactly. Gosh, can I go four? It'll be really hard if you go four. I'll tell you. I'll give you that clue. I know.

I would not be able to do it. I'd be able to do two. I don't think I would be able to do three. I don't think I'd be able to do three. I'll say name that movie. Scott says name that movie and the three top-billed people. Okay. What's the movie, first of all?

Godfather. Godfather. Correct, it is the Godfather. Okay. So Marlon Brando, top? You can't do it that way. You've got to just name them. Okay, so Marlon Brando, James Caan, Robert Duvall.

So close. Marlon Brando, Al Pacino. The aforementioned Al Pacino, James Caan. Father of the aforementioned Scott Caan. That actually was the three I was going to guess. Really? In that order? In that order. Because, yeah, I mean, Brando's smart money because he stopped building movies when he's only in for ten minutes. The reason I was saying one, the reason I didn't come out with three, though,

is because I started psyching myself out about do they do an introducing Al Pacino at the very end. Right, which would give him a much lower credit. I actually thought that he would be lower because I thought the other guys had done... I was going to say taxi driver, and I would have said... I mean, he is the main character. I know. Robert De Niro. I know, I know.

I don't know why. Jodie Foster. It was similar to... And a taxi. It was similar to Marlon main character. I know. Robert De Niro. I know, but I don't know why Jodie Foster was similar to Marlon Brando. And a gun that slides on your arm. Who wins that point, then? You do. Because I said name the movie? Yeah, you said you made a name. Well played. And he failed, so we're going to start

on this next one with Randy. Okay. Would you like... I love how many things you have to deal with here a lot of logistical paperwork things would you like uh the category in theaters now or takes place in one day or let's throw this one in the mix movies with colors in the title that was submitted by iSupado on Twitter. AtSupado? I'm going with it. Let's Super Do It. Let's Super Do It. Excuse me.

Supa Do It. Would you like a movie that has a color in the title from 81, 2002, or 2007? 81. Okay, nice. You guys are going deep. Three stars from Len. Kind of strange. I'd imagine it's more. I haven't seen it in a long time, deep. Three stars from Len. Kind of strange.

I'd imagine it's more. I haven't seen it in a long time, though. It's from 1981. And Leonard Moulton calls it ambitious. I no longer know what it is. He also says often sappy. Ambitious and often sappy. So those clues are going to really confuse you. Yeah, that's very common. Three stars

and there are 17 names. Wow. We'll start the bidding with Randy Sklar. I could do it in, if I had two names. What? I could do it in two. Two names from the bottom of the cast list? The bottom of the cast list? We're back to the bottom. No, you're back to the bottom.

You're back to the hard names. Oh, back to the hard names. I can do it in ten names. That's better. I mean, I don back to the bottom. You're back to the hard names. Oh, back to the hard names. I can do it in ten names. That's better. I mean, I don't even know it. Well, you don't have to know it ahead of time. Sometimes the names are hard. All right, I'll do it. You can say name that movie and make him do it.

Yeah, but he said ten names. That's a lot of names. You think he'd get it if he had ten names? I think he'd have a pretty reasonable shot at it. All right, I'll say nine names. I can name that movie. It'd be funny if you said name that movie right then without hesitating. Right, right.

Like you tricked him into doing that. Yeah. All right. Let's edit this. Name that movie. Nice. All right. Ready?

Yeah. All right. Okay. So what do you get? Nine names? Nine names. All right. Joseph Somer.

Somner. There you go. Got it. Somer. I got the movie. I. All right. Joseph Somer. Somner? There you go. Got it. I got the movie. I'm just kidding. Dolph Sweet, who we all remember from Facts of Life. He was the dad on Facts of Life. Was he really?

Uh-huh. George Plimpton. Bessie Love. Ian Wolfe. M. Emmett Walsh. Classic character, actually. Sure, sure. Killed himself.

Max Wright, who I believe is the father on ALF. William Daniels, voice of Kit. There you go. Oh, yeah, that guy. He was also on Magnum P.I. And you get one more name. And St. Alphys. One more name.

Gene Hackman. Gene Hackman. Yes. It's from 1981, and it's ambitious and often sappy. And it's got a color in it. And the title has a color in it. Wow. First, think about all the colors in the book.

Think of colors. I know. Let's get the Roy G. Big in here. I mean, it's not going to be any crazy colors like chartreuse or anything. No. So think of some colors and then a title. But we're going to need an answer soon.

I don't even know. Red Dawn? I don't know. That's what I was thinking originally. I was thinking 81. That's the closest wrong guess in the history of this show. Are you serious?

Because the title is Reds. It's actually Red Dong? Reds. The title's Reds. Red Dong is funny. It wasn't at Red Dong. Gene Hackman was in a movie called Red Dong. It's all about the plight of the Native American.

Yeah, but at the top of the list are Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton, everyone. Ah, Reds. Maureen Stapleton won an Oscar. That's a great category. I enjoyed that one. That is a good one. That's fun, right? Wow.

Because he got so close with Red Dawn. Just keep pushing J. Yeah, push me to get close and lose. All right, so is that the second time you won? Yes. So Scott's the winner. There you go. You want to do one more just for fun? We can do one more round for fun. The listeners are all saying, yes, more!

Or they've turned it off. For funsies. Let's do funsies. Okay, so this one's for funsies. Nothing serious, you guys. But anybody that does a zero or negative name answer does automatically qualify for the next tournament of championships okay so it's not like uh you know yeah exactly it's not like nothing's there's something at stake all right um and you guys love the color thing you want to just do that again

yeah let's do another one it's a good one that was fun because at least you got some sort of a chance somehow. Yeah. Oh, he really almost pulled it out of his ass. He really did. He did. So we've got either 2002 or 2007. Randy Swarovski. It's me. You just did. Wait, didn't he just win?

Yeah, he just won. So I get it again. He just won the point and then starts here because he challenged you and you failed. Let's see. 2007. 2007. Okay. two and a half stars from leonard malton can't can't disagree uh let's see some things um oh he really describes the plot right out of the gate he describes the whole plot and then he goes honest like you might

think he was lying about the plot yeah you are a filthy liar. By just giving plot points. That's how crazy the plot sounds is that he has to go honest. This is what it's really about. And I don't think he says that very often. And then he also says at the end, exceptionally well shot. Oh, boy. So he loved the cinematography. Yeah.

And again, terrible clues. This is 2007, two and a half stars, has a color in the title, and there are seven names. Start the bidding, Randy's Clark. Do it in six names. Oh, nice. Name it. Whoa. Whoa, that was crazy.

All right. So he's going to get everyone except the star. He's going to get it except for the very top name. I don't think he will. I don't think he will. I had my kid in 2005, so I'm like off the map. That's true. All right.

Kim Richards. Oh, let me give you the clues again. 2007. Yeah. Two and a half stars. Honest. Honest description of the plot. Yeah.

Yeah. And exceptionally well shot. Six names. Kim Richards. Yep. David Banner. Yeah. Dr. David Banner?

Yeah. Yeah. From Incredible Hulk. I was going to say, no relation. He turns into someone later. Yeah. But he does wear purple pants. Yeah. Dr. David Banner? Yeah, from Incredible Hulk. I was going to say, no relation. He turns into someone later. Yeah, but he does wear purple pants. Yeah. John Coltrane?

What if that was the Coltrane title of the Hulk? He wears purple pants. It's not John Coltrane. It's like John Coltrane, whoever that is. Esopathomercoson, the great Esa Pathomerkison from Law & Order. Justin Timberlake. You're getting somewhere now, aren't you? It's got a color in the title, Justin Timberlake.

And if this one doesn't sell it, then I'm going to kick you out of the show, and then it's also the show's going to end anyway. Yeah. Christina Ricci. Dude, I knew you wouldn't know it. You knew I wasn't going to know it. I Ricci. Dude, you're not... I knew you wouldn't know it. You knew I wasn't going to know it. I knew it. Oh, my God.

Mentioned in a song by Ludacris recently. Hey, why do you have to... Oh, her? No, no, the title of the movie. Oh, wow. You know, do all hip-hop artists have to meet people in lobbies? That's been coming up a lot lately. I think it's they don't want them coming up to the room.

Yeah. Honestly, I don't know. It seems like they spend a lot of time in clubs. Clubs and lobbies. I think it's they don't want them coming up to the room. Honestly, I don't know. It seems like they spend a lot of time in clubs. Clubs and lobbies. Maybe in the lobby of the club. Any idea? No.

What if I told you the color? Pumpkin. You think that would help? Yeah. The color is black. Sort of an anti-color. Yeah. The absence of color, one would say. No.

No. Doesn't do it for me. Okay. Let me give you the second word. Sure. Do it. Snake. Snake. Oh me give you the second word. Sure, do it. Snake. Oh.

I don't know. Black. This is really... Snake, moan. There you go. Oh, look who's smarter than a fifth grader. Jesus. Oh, man. That was awesome.

That was just heartening. This is a hard game. That was just heartening. You guys have been on the show before. We've sucked before. You do a good job. No, we don't. No, we're terrible. You were all over The Godfather. You guys have been on the show before. You do a good job. No, we don't. You were all over The Godfather.

You were all about that. Do you guys, for fun, want to know Ice Cube's other favorite movies? Yeah, I know them. Let me guess. Oh, that's a fun game. Okay, hang on a second. Let me find him. 75?

Where are you, Cube? Oh, I'll give you the year, and you guys, the first person to guess gets nothing. Do it. Okay, 1941. Citizen Kane. Correct. You guys are like twins. Moreets nothing. Do it. Okay. 1941. Citizen Kane. Correct. You guys are like twins. That's right.

More than me. 1975. The car wash. Or car wash. No. No, not Jaws. 75. 75.

Yes, Jaws. Oh, it is Jaws? Oh, okay. Yes, Jaws. I thought that was 76. 77. Star Wars. Star Wars.

Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. This is my favorite have you seen star wash

you can't yell car wash anymore because we're going into the 80s 76 the last one so that's his first four sissie kane godfather jaws of star wars

he picks movies that are the best movies ever made they're basically the same movie all of those yeah they're all great and they're all about

yeah they're all about a problem and somebody has to solve it okay and then this one's like off the chart away from it's not it's not a bad movie but it's just an interesting choice after those four right citizen kane godfather jaws star wars and from 1983 five easy pieces enough 1983 83 not et tootsie no but. E.T. was like 81.

E.T. was too much of a classic. Yeah. It's not really a classic. It's just, I like it a lot. I think it's a great movie. Mr. Mom. It introduced us

to one of the best pair of boobs on camera in the history of movies. All the right boobs. Not the biggest pair of boobs. The best pair. Not the floppiest. Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

Fast Times at Ridgemont High. No, it was Jamie jamie lee curtis that boob shot how happy does that make you when she takes her boobs out i want to see him and then there they are by the way in like the least sexy moment ever yeah it's just she had just taken her groceries yeah it was like yeah it was nothing happening and he's sick and he's sick in bed he can't do anything about it you know what's weird though is i just saw weird al yankovic and she was sitting in front of me and she did the same thing hello just went well that was because she

was eating activia it was all the activity the boob thing was something else uh so congratulations to scott for winning thank you for all of us for having so much fun playing it. This was a blast. And do you guys have anything you want to plug coming up? This drops on, plops on September 10th. Definitely listen, you guys, if you'll enjoy Sklarbro Country. You think that'll still be going after September 10th? I don't know.

As long as the president's still in place. I have some plans for September 11th, so it may not. And then we have a website. You and your mosque building. You and your mosque building plans. What do you got to plug, Scott? Earwolf.com, and we have some shows coming up in September. And then look for my screenplay, Rocky vs. Rambo.

Look for that. You'll hear more about it. I love it already. Yeah. And we have a... When I say my screenplay, I mean it's me and five other people. We all wrote it together. Five people wrote Rocky vs. Rambo? Yeah. And we have... When I say my screenplay, I mean it's me and five other people. We all wrote it together. Five people wrote Rocky vs. Rambo?

Yeah. That's amazing. That's awesome. Yeah, we all did 20 pages at a time without looking at each other's work. That's so funny. That's going to be great. Awesome. Yeah, it's really funny.

And there should be a visible real change added in between each section so that people know, oh, now this is a different writer. Who wrote what? We have big plans for it, so I just want to hype it. It's out there now. That's awesome. Yeah, just get the hype started. Hype is so much more important than the product.

Way more. But the product will exceed the hype, even if the hype is astronomical. Four words, snakes on a plane. Wow, so we're talking about like this is a masterpiece. This is like kick-ass. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, good. I love it.

Ours, we also have a web series that's out on crackle.com it's kind of like a movie uh it's 16 five minute uh webisodes that create like a feature and that's on crackle.com coming out three days ago september 7th yeah it's called it's been out for three days it's now it's called held everybody's held up everybody's already seen it six episodes already up there yeah yeah so three days they've already seen it. Exactly. So check that out. Check out the rest of it. Check out my plugs. Monday night, September 13th, I'm going to be at Largo doing a combination, two shows in one.

We're going to do the Doug Loves Movies. We're finally going to finish the Tournament of Championships. Nice. And so the three people that are the winners of that will compete. I was, by the way, really upset that I lost last time. And genuinely. It's a bummer. I was sitting there with Paula Tompkins, and I was having a hard time with it.

And I said to him, I really am having a hard time with the fact that I just lost. And he said, I know. It's tough. You get caught up in it, and you're good at it. So you get mad at yourself, and you don't succeed. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. It surprised me.

Shouldn't surprise you anymore. Maybe you have an anecdote about this. The other half of the show on Monday night, September 13th at Largo in L.A. is going to be the Benson Interruption. Oh, yeah. I hate that show. My last chance to practice doing the Benson Interruption in front of an audience before we start taping them for television. In front of an audience. In front of an audience.

So we're going to try to practice the same format or whatever, but you don't care about that. Just come out for lots of great comics, and it'll be a fun show. If you follow me on MySpace, I'll probably put out a two-for-one offer because it's so sad that you're on MySpace. Exactly.

And that I am, too. That's also the sad part. What are you doing on it? Because I still get friend requests every day. If the friend request stopped, I'd go, fuck this, and leave. But they keep coming, and I can't do that. They want to be my friend. You're a Hispanic

man in a band. Yeah, well that's the thing. It's all like... Latinos and bands. It's a wasteland. I think the stoners have sort of taken over over there. Because everybody that sends me a request is wearing something with a pot leaf on it or an affliction shirt. And I love it.

I love it. So keep doing it, you guys. September 16th through the 18th, I'll be at the Comedy Attic, formerly Funny Bone, in Bloomington, Indiana. Cool. I've heard that club is great. It's really fun. It's a comedy attic.

You described it perfectly. Everyone's all hunched over. And then September 24th, he'll be so mad if we say anything negative about an addict and he hears this. And Frank was running the sound. The guy that runs the club, he'll be like, why do you have to say that? It's a really nice club, if you like beer and wine. And September 24th through 25th, I'll be at the Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas. And September 26th, I'll be doing a 420 matinee show at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City.

Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Pot Show in Utah. Hello. Yeehaw. Bring your wives. And I had a great time last weekend at Bumbershoot in Seattle, I'm guessing. Because I haven't actually gone yet, but I had a really good time there. Thank you to my guest, Scott Aukerman,

the winner. You can be happy this time and not distraught. I'm now going to be distraught. And Randy and Jason Sklar, thanks you guys. Always a pleasure. I want to come on all three of you. Yes, you are officially invited. The three of you is two podcasts. I would like to participate in.

I'll try to participate soon. I'll get a picture of the three of you to send out on my Twitter. And as always, Martin is a shit shithead. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!