Doug Loves Movies - The Sklar Brothers, Graham Elwood, and Jon Hamm Guest

Episode Date: May 8, 2009

Doug delivers more movie talk with The Sklar Brothers ('Cheap Seats'), Graham Elwood ('Cram'), and Jon Hamm ('Mad Men').See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody! Hello! Wow! This is gonna be a good good one I can feel it

Wow this just in on Twitter I wrote to Jamie Kennedy I said you should be on my podcast I mean he doesn't even follow me I just wrote to at Jamie Kennedy And I said something like Do my podcast or I will Recommend the mask

To people But also give them your cell phone number. I don't know his cell phone number. But he wrote back. He's a nice guy. He wrote back, yo, I will. He's black but he's white, you know? He wrote back, yo, I will.

Just let me know when. No H in when. Fuck that. When. W-E-N. And then this is the best part. I love podcasts. I'm all about podcasts. I'm Jamie Kennedy. I do podcasts.

So guys, don't tell him any of what I just said, please. Listeners, don't say any of that. This is I Love Movies. We're at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles. Oh, yeah! We're right before Comedy Death Ray, which is every Tuesday night. You can learn more about

the lineups and when to buy tickets for Comedy Death Ray by going to at Comedy Death Ray on Twitter. So I went and saw Wolverine, or I tried to see Wolverine. There was a guy in the audience coughing, and I was like, I'm not getting fucking swine flu to see Wolverine. This is probably not going to be posted for a couple weeks, so I hope swine flu is still hilarious.

I hope it doesn't take a really ugly turn. What is it, 3,000 people a month die of regular flu? Swine flu? Six. Everybody put on masks! If we could all put on just Halloween masks or dead presidents or whatever, that'd be... If we could all look like we're about to rob a bank, then that would be the positive side to swine flu.

So I saw Wolverine, and I thought that for the next X-Men sequel there should be a character played by me whose mutant power is my character is called Contact High. And if I stare at someone long enough or touch them

even briefly they become incredibly high and they forget to do bad things. Alright. One more thing. Oh, speaking of Jamie Kennedy, I just want, someone, a listener pointed out to me that I was in the movie Heckler, the Jamie Kennedy

documentary. I was in that, and so was Joe Mantegna, and Joe Mantegna was in Queen's Logic with Kevin Bacon, so I didn't even know it, but I'm, bam, one degree away from Kevin Bacon. So I didn't even know it, but I'm, bam, one degree away from Kevin Bacon. That's right. Okay. You can applaud it if you want to.

Not really. It's not an accomplishment of any kind. It's just me babbling. Let's bring our guests out. As you can see, there's three other microphones set up out here because last time was so much fun with those three guys that I had on that time. I was like, I'm going to have three guests every week as long as I can get good ones.

And this is week two, and I'm holding strong. You know them from Entourage and ESPN. Let's hear it for my favorite comedians who share a brain. The Sklar brothers are here, everybody. Jason and Randy Sk brothers are here everybody jason and randy sklar are here randy no glasses jason glasses tonight am i right you are so right for the listening audience smart we gotta get you a t-shirt done i'm showing off for the listening audience by getting that right and knowing which one is which. You show off.

So, guest number three, you know, I wanted to make it like a whole all Midwest kind of people night, you know, for no real good reason. And so, guest number three was going to be the... All right. Oh, here we go. Fantastic. There he is. Hey, how are you? Good to see you hello st louis how are you sir good to see you better looking in person it's great to see you um he's a good friend of mine you may have seen him in uh super hymie uh please welcome everybody uh. Graham Elwood is here. Graham Elwood.

Oh. What the fuck is this shit? Yikes. Who the fuck's this asshole? That is one mad man. What? Why? Oh, wow.

Wow, did somebody lose their don drapes? I literally... Is that what happened? It was a carpet match. I actually got excited because I didn't realize that you would have Papa John on the show. Anyway, gang. Graham Elwood.

And that's... Graham Elwood. That's how we do it. Graham Elwood looks exactly like Papa John. St. Louis. Folks. Three. Oh.

Elsewhere. Boom. Right? Hey, more visual jokes, you guys. St. Louis. Three. Oh. Elsewhere. Boom. Hey, more visual jokes, you guys. Yeah. What else have we got? More visual. Here comes my hand puppets that are related to movies. Hey, Jason Unabomber Sklar is here, everybody.

Oh, look at Graham's got a necklace on. Why did you wedge your way in here? So I guess for the listeners at home, might as well tell them now what happened. I crashed your show. Jon Hamm, everybody. Jon Hamm just crashed in. Like, oh yeah, you had four guests last week. Let's notch it up a thing.

Let's notch it up a thing. Let's ratchet it up a round table Let's ratchet it up a round table. Let's notch it up a ratchet. It's not hard enough for me to interview one person. I keep adding more and more every week. Lady in the striped shirt, why don't you grab a seat up here? We're going to come on in. Honestly, if there were three left.

Hey, German gymnast, why don't you come on up here? More visual jokes. More visual jokes. More visual jokes. I just want to say, if there were three less of us on stage, we could start a Lady Smith Black Mon Bazo cover band. That's how many people are on stage right now. Yeah, but Jason, sometimes

you gotta just say, what the fuck? That's a very visual joke. I don't think a lot of people on the podcast are going to be able to do that. you gotta just say, what the fuck? Oh, ba-na-na-na-na-na-na. That's a very visual joke. I don't think a lot of people on the podcast are able to get that. It was so visual, the people here didn't like it. They were like, oh no, now you're really letting out the listeners and we feel bad for them. By the way, Doug was in his tighty-whities for the whole listener

when he did that. By the way, have you guys heard Carrot Top's podcast? Amazing. Amazing. It's just heard Carrot Top's podcast? Amazing. Amazing. It's just saying Carrot Top's podcast. It's hard enough. I've got to give him props for that podcast. It's not about comedy.

It's just him working out. So you're saying that you... It's just him doing props. But basically, you want to give him props for his podcast. That's what I said. It's brilliant. That's what I said. You said that already?

I said it, and it was... It's workout tips. He's like, okay, you're going to want to do this one. Probably 12 to 15 reps. Each time the scolars come out, I pick one and listen to them. I apologize. Because it's left brain, right brain. I only can handle one of you at a time. I agree. I kind of phase

the other one out like he's more like the voice that Jim Gaffigan does after every show. He's just like, that voice that Jim Gaffigan does after every show. Where he's just like, more like a ventriloquist dummy. I am peanut.

Whenever Gaffigan goes to that voice, I'm always at home going, why is he doing that? Why is he going to do the voice again? Really hope to get him on the podcast someday. Him and Jamie Kennedy are going to be on the next one together.

He does love podcasts. Oh, God. I love podcasts. That's my Jamie Kennedy impression. Wow, that's Jamie Kennedy. That's you now. So let's talk about movies, you guys.

Let's do it. Why the hell not? So far, this has been a fitting tribute to Dom DeLuise, and I really want to thank... So far. He passed away... Sometimes we don't get the episodes up right away, so let's just say he passed away several months ago,

and... Oh, how he has been missed. It takes a while to work up a tribute. It's like central casting. They go crazy when it's like, we need a fat chef. What are we going to do? What?

He wasn't fat and wearing a chef's hat in 90% of his roles? He wore a chef's hat when he was the doctor and smoking the bandage. Yeah, he walked in. I'm the doctor. Hey. Hey, I'm a doctor.

I'm going to fix the thing. Let me grab your meatballs while you cough. Hey. Somebody fucking stop me. You can't write that. You cannot write it down. Your own hand will kill yourself. You will jab the pen into your own eye.

There were points on Swogging the Bandit where there was no script written. They were like, are you talking about a movie now? Yeah, I'm sorry. Did I bring it back to movies all right, we'll put in Dom DeLuise. Are you talking about a movie now? Yeah, I'm sorry. Did I bring it back to movies? We're just going to give Dom DeLuise a chef's hat and just let him go. Let him rip.

And then Burt Reynolds would slap him. I just loved in the outtakes. And then Dom DeLuise would laugh it off. I was like, what kind of fucked up relationship is that? You know what I mean? And then like, ah, ha, ha, bam. Ah, stop it, Burt, you crazy. No, fat people, you can slap them as hard as you want.

Oh, sweet. And they don't even feel it. And you can also leave them outside in the cold. Yep. Oh. Do you know how he died? Does anyone know how he died? He re-watched his performance of the movie Fat.

Folks, I really... Fatso. Fatso. Oh Fatso Fatso Oh shit You know what I haven't been liking this The whole time Let's start over

Alright let's go over Let's go ahead I'm pretty sure Fat Was spelled P-H-A-T-O Yes it was A Monique vehicle It was It did be

Maybe I guess he was in Fatso But who directed it Do you remember I'll look it up to confirm That was No that was Sidney Lum was a sydney lumet no sophia coppola it was you know what you guys your silly guesses are just as silly as the actual

answer who is it it was either sydney lumet or one of the bad boys what movie we were talking about that's a that's a that's how it's directed by ann. No way! I swear to fucking God. What? Yeah, an elegant old actress. I need to cut my teeth on something here. The first cougar in the history of cinema was the director of Fatso. So she was sitting there like, okay, in this scene, you keep asking for more things to put in the tea, and then you guys eat everything in the kitchen.

Like, how did she direct that scene? Wow, we have a riff derailment. No! Over at 47th and 3rd. That was a lack of knowledge of the brilliant movie directed by the genius director Ann Bancroft. Are you talking about Fat?

Because that's not the one. Oh, yeah. I can't even find it alphabetically. Because that's not the one. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. I can't even find it alphabetically. Because it's such a complicated word. Fatso. Two stars. No! Director and fucking Bancroft.

Wow. Boom. They actually said that in there. And fucking Bancroft. They're that angry at her. Is there a question mark and an exclamation point behind it? Bancroft's first feature as angry at her. Is there a question mark and an exclamation point behind that? Bancroft's first feature as writer-director

is disappointing. Oh. Oh, because on paper it sounded perfect. She wrote... She wrote that? Oh. That movie really...

It fell apart in post. Writer-director, yeah. Here be my review. Here's not to you, Mrs. Robinson. It was from 1980 and of course... Oh! What? I'm fucking working up here! Shut up, you... Mrs. Robinson. It was from 1980, and of course...

Oh! What? I'm fucking working up here! Shut up, you lemonhead! Fat. Stop it. And then it even says here, Fat Man Deluise half-heartedly tries to reduce after the death of

his obese cousin. You know what, you guys? Let's rocket this to number one on Netflix. Let's do it. As a tribute to the genius of two people who have passed. Because of this podcast, Dom DeLuise's star meter on IMDb

is just shooting way up. It's going up. Oh my god. I need a little room. Meatballs 2, directed by Barbara Stanwyck. Here we go. Rift train ride on schedule, bitches!

Boom! Mannequin 3 by Sir Lawrence Olivier. I'll think of one. Give me a little time. It's easy. It's a shitty comedy and some elegant old Hollywood actress. Save it. There it is.

So what have you seen lately? What movies have you seen lately, guys? Donna Reed does Goonies 2. I would see that on both counts. I'm in and I'm in. Well, I saw Wolverines with you, and then I coughed and you left. Wolverines? Did you really call it Wolverines?

It's the history of the Michigan Wolverines football team. No, I'm referring to the mascot that motivated the kids in Red Dawn. Let's fucking get on board. And even in that, they said the singular Wolverine. I'm referring to the mascot that motivated the kids in Red Dawn. Let's fucking get on board. And even in that, they said the singular Wolverine. Even in that movie, they shouted Wolverine. Patrick Swayze, kids. You know what I mean? Like, if you don't think that could fucking happen, you're stupid.

The only time anybody says Wolverine is if you really need a rhyme for tangerines. Ben, that's the only excuse for it. What have you seen, Randy? Jason? Even on a podcast, that hurts. I have a new baby, so I... Why don't you guys just hyphenate each other's names, and one of you is

Randy Jason, the other one is Jason Randy. And then put your wives' names in there, and it'll be awesome. I would love that. It'll be the new wave in Hollywood. Because you know how for a while everyone had three names? Yes. Go four names.

Do it. And kick everybody else's asses. We're going to do it. I'm ready. We're going to make it happen. What have you guys seen? Have you seen any movies? I haven't seen shit.

On a plane? No. I actually saw a movie. I saw a Netflix movie. I saw Rachel Getting Married. That's the most recent movie. You Netflix that, put it into your home machine and then

watched it in its entirety when there was a window you could look out or a refrigerator you could go take a shit in. Why would you ever subject yourself? Was a wife involved in this selection?

No, no, no. I rented that solely based on the comedic acting of Bill Irwin in the video Don't Worry, Be Happy. Wow. Bill Irwin? Bill Irwin, James. He's the one who incidentally directed Son of Chucky.

I was trying to jump out, too! I knew you were going to! I was like, oh my god! I knew it! I saw to. I knew it. I saw it and I caught it. It was good. Okay, that movie had the woman from... Real quick, by the way, when you become a new parent,

you typically shit in your fridge. You do, and then watch that and it's better than Rachel getting married. No, I actually liked it, but the woman was in it who's in United States of Terror, which I, just a brief sidebar about that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rosemary DeWitt.

She plays the sister. The sister, Rachel. She is Rachel. She's the sister in both of those projects. Central casting, we need a sister. We need a sister. Let's go. And she, I was watching United States of Terror and this is why my brain is a baby. When you have a baby. Rosemary DeWitt, let's go. And she, I was watching United States of Terror, and this is why my brain, when you have a baby.

Rosemary DeWitt's going to star in, oh, fuck it. Go ahead. The other, other Bo Leone sister. I'll have it later, I'll have it later. No, that's good too, but I'm not going to have it. No, but so I was watching United States of Terror, and I saw, this is my brain is mush. I saw that it was written by Diablo Cody.

And I got so mad when I saw that. I went off. I'm like, fucking Diablo Cody is writing a show. A 14-year-old is writing a show about an adult with fucking multiple persons. I'm supposed to watch a 14-year-old's mind? And then I realized that with my baby brain, I thought Diablo Cody was Dakota Fanning. Right. And then you were still mad.

I'm still mad at Dakota Fanning for being so precocious to make that even possible. To make people leave. She could have her own show on Showtime. Yeah. So fuck her. Fuck her and her precociousness. Dakota Fanning in Sister Act 4, directed by... Oh, fuck.

I can't even get a whole one going. Directed by Lindsay Wagner. fuck. I can't even get a whole one going. Directed by Lindsay Wagner. Lindsay Wagner. Lindsay Wagner. I bought a bed for Lindsay Wagner. Yeah, and a car. I put that bed in the back of that car. I remember I was watching an old bionic woman

where one of the superpowers, the nin-nin-nin-nin-nin, she was at a barbecue and they used the nin-nin-nin-nin-nin for her to make hamburgers really fast. They were like, I just liked what you said. I was watching

an old bionic woman. I thought you saw an old woman who you suspected had bionics. She was listening through a wall. She was pretty sprightly. A still giddy. I was like, excuse me, mister. She was like, yes.

She didn't do this with her hand. I was like, there's got to be some sort of bionic. That's what always... I'm sure some comedians already talked about this, but the fucking ear, one arm, and both legs. There's always these random things on a bionic person. Any one of them would solve a lot of crimes. Exactly.

You'd get a lot of shit done, but they need these weird combinations. Yeah, she'd always have to move her. I know there's other comics who've done this joke, but she would always move her hair to use the fucking bionics. But also, when you're waving your arms and you're running, would you end up going in a circle if one was super bionic and the other was just a fucking lame dick arm? That'd be great.

Hey, what's up, lame dick arm? Hey, I heard you. I heard that. Oh, shit. But only if you're on this side, I heard that. Oh, god damn it. All those bad riffs and then finally one comes true. Do the bionics actually have conversations with one another?

Because that is... Yeah. That's a whole part of it I did not get. Fucking, that's right when, and then Skynet came online, and it fucking all went south. When you're on Craigslist, you think there's a lot of bisexuals, but they're mostly... Bionic. Bionics. Trying to hook up with other bionics.

Help me put this sofa in the back of the van. But what that guy did to people really actually needing help to put their sofas in the back of a van. Say you're just a person who needs fucking help and you're not going to molest anyone or put them in the basement or have a bucket down and there's no basement or like you just need help putting yourself in the back of your

room he did two things he did that and he also taught us how to give ourselves vaginas that's right that but also help with the out end yeah don't help with the in and that's right that's what they shove and shut. That's right. If you're on the out end, then they're just like, thanks for the help. I couldn't have done this without you. It's a sofa. Hey, God, do you like to sniff handkerchiefs? Can you follow me to Pier 1? Oh.

I've got a storage space. All right, since we have four players, We better get into the Len Maltin game Lenny Malt Already? Movies? John you want to talk about movies? What have you seen? I saw Adventureland

Nice That is the correct pronunciation A lot of people get it wrong That's the correct pronunciation A lot of people get it wrong That's the correct pronunciation of that Did you see that on a Tuesday? Drinking a glass of milk Having a boiled egg While resting on a pillow

And talking to your robot Good night, my name is Grant Mellon Yeah, you're not gonna do any better than that you might leave you're on fire there and it's and that was pretty good uh was it good you again kids i've just

jason jesus wow kids my my daughter only wants to watch like uh she only wants to watch like snow white over and over the same thing every sunday we have movie sunday she only wants to watch it and i and over. Same thing every Sunday. We have movie Sunday. She only wants to watch it. And I'm watching it and I'm kind of like... We just did a web series.

That was directed by Buddy Hackett. Which it was. You fucking idiot! You robot! My whole thing about Snow White... I told you to leave. I asked you nicely to leave and then you come up with that.

I don't know. Well, I can get into this if you want me to, or do you want to get into the mall? Let's get into the game. You want to get into the game? I'm ready to get into the game. Let's get into the game. That's something you want to share. No, it's okay.

That's good. You showed up with your Wolverine chops ready to go. I'm ready to go. My Wolverine. And you do have Wolverine hair, too. I do. The fucking Wolverine guy out in front of the Chinese theater. I saw him today.

Yeah. The Wolverine guy. He's got like two swatches of carpet pasted to the sides of his face. Oh, yes. He's like five foot four. Of course. And I didn't get to see the claws

because I didn't... I was going to say, claws, plastic, or tinfoil? I think they were plastic, but they were in. Chopsticks. They were in. Oh, sure.

You have to go up to him. You have to make him mad. You have to have the flash doesn't work when you're trying to take a him. You have to make him mad. You have to have the flash doesn't work when you're trying to take a picture. You have to make him mad, and then the claws come out. And then you can get another shot, but that really costs you.

And that man is hosting the Oscars next year. No, we've all... Actually, when Randy and I pass all those big-time stars in front of man's Chinese theater, we're like, that's amazing. I wonder if there's, at smaller, shittier theaters, like the one in Los Feliz if they have like

character actor impersonators just hanging out that'd be so great hey look at that Jeremy Irons is out here that's really great there's the bald principal from Back to the Future

that's amazing that guy's incredible hey there's Gary Sinise that's actually Gary Sinise that's actually him he lives in Los Feliz he lives in Los Feliz and he's eating atise. That's at the Vista. That's actually him. He lives in Los Feliz. He lives in Los Feliz and he's eating at Friends 62.

At three places, the Los Feliz, they just have extras from independent films standing outside. That's right. Wow. Sometimes just like a box. Yeah. The guy from the video store from walking and talking. Was there stuff in that box from the movie? No.

But it's here on display. You can take your picture with it. Yeah, take a goddamn picture. Let's play the Len Malton game, you guys. I am so excited. Graham is actively cheating right now. He's staring at the page. Why are you actively cheating? Passively cheating. I'm not.

St. Louis 3. Graham 0. St. Louis 3. Alright, we're going to start down the other end with Jason. And... Yeah, I can get it right. These are all...

Kevin Perera from Attack of the Show. I asked him to be on it tonight, and he said yes. And then he canceled like an hour ago. Yeah. Yeah, Jon Hamm was his fill-in. Yeah, we had to fucking scrape! So... Bottom of the barrel. Bottom of the barrel.

Doug was driving by the Vista, and I was hanging out in front of it. Is that Jon Hamm? Is that Jon Hamm? It's Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm, everybody. Jon Hamm. Jon Hamm. It's actually Jon.

Jon Hamm. Okay, so. Hambone. So, he said to me he goes I don't know much about movies all I know is

80s action films so I was like alright I'll set up the game tonight so it's all 80s action films great give him a chance against the

incredible two headed Sklar that's right only fair that should be in mythology the fucking incredible two headed Sklar we were in

Clash of the Titans we were in Clash of the Titans. We were in Clash of the Titans. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you. And also one of the movies. John Hamm, the Harry Hamlin of our day. Fair enough. Thank you.

Good looking guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. He's way better. Clash of the Titans directed by Jim Hamm. Thank you, Dutch. God damn it. Clash of the Titans directed by John Forsythe.

No, I don't know. Okay, so this first film is from 1986. Oh, beautiful. Freshman year. It's an 80s action movie as I stated before. Right.

Len Moulton gave it one and a half stars. That's amazing. You know it's a fucking great film. All right, if you want to be If you want to rip on the man. If you want to disagree with Len, that's fine. He know it's a fucking great film. All right, if you want to be... If you want to rip on the man. If you want to disagree with Len, that's fine.

He did give Taxi Driver three stars. Out of four? Yeah. Great. He gave Taxi Driver two. You're right. He gave the movie DC Cab four stars. So it's not a much-time taxi bias.

I'm going to look that up. Directed by Joanne Woodward. I've done it all night, baby. I've done it all night. So happy with himself. All back pocket. All right, here we go. Stop it.

We've got to play the game. Side pocket. There's ten names. Okay. Len gave it one and a half stars. It's from 1986. It's an 80s action movie. Do I start with it?

You can start How many names? Ten names? Nine? I can name it in four names And I know we go from the bottom up So this is obscure Yeah, it's going to be hard names

I go four names It's going to be tough names Obscure names Okay John, what do you think? I either go three or less Three or you tell him to name it Or you say name that movie

You get the point if he can't do it No way No way? Not a four of ten John, or you tell him to name that movie. Or you say, name that movie. You get the point if he can't do it. No way. No way? Not a bottom 40%. Four of ten, not the bottom 40%. Johnny, are you asking me to name that movie? I would like you to name that movie. Let's name that movie.

See, a lot of the clever players kind of already have an idea what it is, and then they play this kind of... You do? All right. 86 action movies. So can we jump in if he... No, you can shut the fuck up. Oh.

Wow, that's not a good rule description. Listen, I run an Alex Trebek-like ship. He says shut the fuck up with his eyes. That's right. I do it with my mouth. A lot. He says it with the double breast of his blazer. Oh my God. That's right. When I wear a hoodie,

I have to say it with my mouth. That's right. I can't. I don't demand the respect of the extra breast. Yeah. Somebody said recently, if someone's yelling at you, you should probably listen to what they're saying. I thought that was interesting. But what? If they're yelling at you, don't yell back at them.

That man was Mark Nani Jr. Don't yell back at them. Okay. You get four names. Okay. Let's hear them. Good goddamn luck. Okay.

From 1986. Mm-hmm. Blanche Baker was in this. Oh, God. Well, I didn't, yeah. Ed LaTerre, and I'm pronouncing it right. Ed LaTerre. Ed LaTerre was in it.

He's like the bald guy. He's always the janitor that turns out to have molested the thing. Okay. Yeah. I thought that was Scatman Carruthers.

You get... I thought that was Steve LaTerre. You also get... You get Robert Davi. Robert Davi. You get... I thought that was Steve LaTerre. You also get... You get Robert Davi. Robert Davi? Of the... Junior?

Tends to play FBI, always has bad skin. Robert? That's Robert Davi. Okay. Oh, yeah! Oh, that's right. You know who it is.

I painted a picture. Okay. And then, your fourth name is Joe Regalbuto, who, of course, we knew and loved from Murphy Brown. Right.

He was in all the great action movies in the 80s. I'm pretty sure this was the first pairing of Dobby Regalbuto. I'm not saying we're out of it. It's Jacey's to lose. It's Randy's to lose. What the fuck?

Benson? Alright. I'm going to have to say. You guys are doing that thing now where you switch on purpose. No, no, no. Just to make me look bad. As having the glasses. How high are you?

On a scale of one to ten? Yeah. I give this one and a half stars. It's from 1986. Give me an answer. Action movie. Yes. Yes, that has been firmly established.

Okay, fine. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please disregard the endless... You ready? Yes. The last action hero. Awesome guess. It was an action movie in the 80s, but Graham, go ahead and tell them what it was. Die Hard.

No. It was... I guess. Yeah. Blood Sport. John, do you want to get it wrong, too? Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. That was more of a romantic comedy, I thought.

It also stars... Five easy pieces. Paul Shinar, Sam Wanamaker, Darren McGavin, Catherine Harold, Arnold Schwarzenegger... Ooh, you were in the ball pit. ...in a suit, and it was called Raw Deal. Oh. Raw Deal. Guess what I feel like I just got.

Robert Davy was in Die Hard. So you... Robert Davy was indeed in Die Hard. So you're a genius. Right. But the fact that I... Joe Regal Butoh was not in Die Hard. so you're a genius. Right. Joe Regal Butoh was not in Die Hard.

Ever. He didn't play the Russian guy. The fact that I guessed a Schwarzenegger movie, which, by the way, can we just say this about Arnold Schwarzenegger? Please say it. Being in the country over 30 years, his accent has gotten worse. How does that happen? I don't know, Randy.

Okay, here we go Here's the next one Holy shit Since we are in fact keeping score I do get one point You get a point Jon Hamm gets the point That's right

Point to Jon Hamm Ladies and gentlemen You're absolutely right Alright, here we go Competitive This is from 1988 This is harder than it looks on a podcast. 88.

Len gave it two stars. A vast improvement over the last film. Oh, miles away. Not vast, but you know what I mean. One person in this movie goes... I'm giving you an extra clue. What? One person in this movie goes by a single name,

you know, like Cher or Madonna. But not necessarily either of them. Okay. All right, here we go. There are eight names, and we start with Jason Clarke. Don't you help me. What?

You're going to skip him? Okay. He just got the point. All right, fine. We start with Jason. Wow. It's like a pot circle. Six.

I can do it in six names. He can do it in six names. It's like a pot circle. Took a two-name jump there, Graham. Boom. Five. Finsky. Nickel.

Drop it. Graham says five. Wow. Name that freaking movie, Papa John. Oh, shit. Ring it, Mark. You guys are surrounded by Sklars. There's no hope.

Let's do it. Okay. How many names? Five. Okay, here we go. Surrounded by Sklars Was directed by Olympia Dukakis Thank you

Johnny Hamm everybody Boom Boom She wrote that movie too Okay this movie This movie featured a gentleman Named Jack Thibault T-Bow

Jack T-Bow T-Bird T-Boner Probably from New Orleans Chibidoo Quarterback Also Robert Davi. Again.

That motherfucker worked in the 80s. Bill Duke. Big, black, and bald. Bill Duke. Thomas F. Wilson. I don't know who that is. And one more.

And then you get one more name. Do you need that one more name? Yeah, lay it on me. 88. That other name is Miss Sharon Stone.

Oh, wow. Three names remain. What are those names? Those names are Fuck You, Suck It, and What Is Your Answer Please? Were those character actors? Fuck you, suck it And what is your answer please Were those character actors Yes

It takes place in Cambodia Terrible That's not true It's a killing field That threw me Sharon Stone Whatever you're going to go Do it now

Predator 2 Anybody else have a guess I'll tell you the rest of the names I was going to go Whatever you're going to go Do it now Predator 2 I know that's not it That's not it Anybody else have a guess? I'll tell you the rest of the names You can yell it out Vanity Craig T. Nelson

Carl Weathers Oh uh Action Jackson Action Jackson That's right But the point Wait wait wait That was not an action movie

You're right It was more of a Jackson movie That's right That's right It was more of an autobiography of the Jackson family Than it was in fact an action movie You're right 30% action, 70% action

And that was Maltin's knock on it Little Ice Jackson maybe gets another star Oh my god For the Maltese Falcon So you sir get a point That's right Little Ice Jackson maybe gets another star. Oh, my God. Paul Malty. You guys are great. From the Maltese Falcon. So you, sir, get a point. That's right.

Yes. Me and Hammer are one to one. Points are on one end of the table. One of the Sklars and one of the Hams have points. The Grams, oof, oof. Here we go. This is your chance. We're starting with Jon Hamm. This is an 80s action movie from 1985.

Len gave it two stars. Of course he did. I am in a crowd scene in this movie. That's the other clue. So it was shot in San Diego. No, I was already in L.A. Jingle all the way. 1985.

I don't get any of that. Why is it funny that Jingle All the Way was... Because it was a winter thing, but it was just in toy stores, wasn't it? Okay, here we go. Here we go. Nine names. How many can you do it in, Jon Hamm? From 1985?

Six. You can do it in six. I'm going to say name it. These are hard. Wow. Name it. Chance for another Sklar to pick up a point. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Get that points, Gary. Graham will be the only one with no points. Who to pick that? Six names he gets? Oh, wow. That's generous. I got to tell you now. All but the top three. It's generous. I think he's going to get wow, that's generous. I gotta tell you now, it's not worse.

It's generous. I think he's gonna get it. It's generous. 85. 85. Bill Paxton was in this one. Oh, God. He worked a lot.

He worked a lot. Settle down. All right. Bill Duke again. Big bald black. James Olsen. Always played studious types with glasses on. Alyssa Milano.

Oh. My favorite. That's kind of a giveaway if you ask me. David Patrick Kelly. Warriors come out to play. That's who that is. And then your last name is Vernon Wells Who of course was Dean Wormer

In Animal House Fantastic Also outfielder for the Toronto Blue Jays I thought I was locked in In the first two names And now I'm completely Now you got confused They confused you

Don't taunt him Graham Well now Aren't we in a different chair We're sitting in I don't know. It's hams on the other sandwich now, isn't it? Boom! Oh, boom!

Hams make the face. I don't even. Looks like the graham cracker tastes ever so sweet. So you don't know it. You're not going to pull it out. Malton gives it two sclars. Two? The most sclars you can give.

That is the most sclars you can give. That's when you really love a movie. That's the sad reality of our career. On a scale of one to two sclars. Oh, it was definitely two sclars. They were both there. I love that that's all that's required to get it to scholars. I love the hoity-toity voice, too.

Oh, the two scholars. Give me the deuce. That is a fact. They were, in fact, there, and indeed they were. Because two scholars only show up at high caliber events. So there was the names. You're going to guess. Take a guess.

He's got nothing. It's not Poison Ivy. So we get it. The other scholar gets a point, and the other names are Dan Hedaya, who, of course, was in the Tortellis. Nice. Ray Don Chong from the Quest for Fire. Yeah. And our governor, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

And it was called? Commando. Commando. Yeah. Wow. A lot of stumpers tonight. I know most of you were born in 87, so that's your excuse. Point.

Point. You were only three when the last of the 87s came out. Yeah, we need something. Almost everybody's tied. Almost everyone has a point. Almost everyone has a point. Everyone. Only one person has to sit this one out.

That's right. So I guess we all have points up here. This one should be worth five points. Oh, I like it. I like it. That's great. Make it worth two. That's a great plan.

So we all have points. Make it worth two. Then what will happen? Then we'll have to do some math. No. That's great. Make it worth two. That's a great plan. So we all have points. Make it worth two, then what'll happen? Then we'll have to do some math. No, everybody'll win. Make it worth five, winner gets it all. Fine. All right. Two would accomplish the same thing.

Ham is in. The extra three are useless. Oh, because you all just have one? Bingo. Okay. Wait, now we're playing bingo? Fuck. Enough with the games. I did not mean to get too? Fuck. Enough with the games.

I did not mean to get too mad. Enough with the games. Shut up, ham, with your fucking numbers. Stop having a monopoly on this conversation. Okay. I run a tight operation. Here we go. Starts with Graham.

This is... Oh, it does. 1997. Boom. Take this one down. 1997. Yeah, yeah. This one's not in this one down. 1997. All right. Yeah, yeah. This one's not in the 80s. That's the clue.

Wow. No, Len gave it two stars. It's a favorite of mine. Yeah. And the first name should give it away. Graham, how many? How many total names are there? Oh, sorry. There are 13 names. Oh, boy. how many can you do it in the

first name better go big gives it away can i guess it from 1997 no because he could say zero names if he wants if he says one name you could go zero names that's right and i'd like to see that happen that would put you in with the the likes of patten oswald dana g Gould, and Jerry O'Connell, of all guests, on zero names. I think I've got it. All right, Graham. I'll go, so you're going to do zero, huh? Is that what you're talking about? Well, you can't do it that way.

You can't do it that way. Two. I'll go two. I'll go two names. Two names. Wow. Oh, so now you're giving him, he can say one name and get the one that gives it away. No, but it goes the other way.

It goes this way. It goes from the bottom. Oh, I see what you're away. It goes the other way. It goes from the bottom. It goes this way. So the guy on the other side of you will know that. We're in a circle. We're at the UCB theater, Doug. I wanted to turn it around the other way just for this one.

Oh, to turn around? I just forgot to mention it. Turn around. I feel like Doug hosts a whole podcast in his head. There's like another one going on and then... All right. Zero names. No, no, no, no.

You got to go over here. You got to go to me. You're right. I said Jason. It's me. One name. I was joking again. All right, I got one name.

I can do it in one name. It's just a joke when I do that. Can you do it in no names? One name. No. All right, so you want me to name it? I would like you to name it. You can do it in one or zero.

One name. One name. Name that movie. Just tell me to name that movie. 97. 97. 97. The one name. One name. Name that movie. Just tell me the name of that movie. 97. 97. 97. The one name.

Two names out of 13. Your 97 was like the year of like the goatee. Like every dude you knew had like a goatee. That is not going to help you. Okay, fine. All right, here we go. Unless the one name is Louis Tiant. That wasn't the clue that I tossed aside.

All right. Let's hear it. It was the year of the goatee. All right. 1997. Flashback. The one name is Dave Chappelle. In an action movie.

Yes, in a small role. Small role. 1997. In an action movie. Do you know it? I was going to go in a different direction with the zero. Oh, shit. You might have known it if it was zero names.

That name threw you off? So if he gets this wrong, I get two points, right? You win. No, he does. It was his idea to give two points, so he does get them. No, but he called them. What the fuck?

He forced it. I called him on the movie. He forced it on. He told him to name it. Fuck, man. This is the most... Four guys I thought knew a lot about movies. I'm going to have to say Robin Hood Men in Tights.

That's a really good guess. Thank you. Not an action movie. That was an action movie? Not an action... Well, it certainly wasn't a comedy. It may have been the 80s. Anyway, I'm disappointed.

His corpse gets dropped from a plane and it crashes onto a car after the couple is like, you better go home, honey. They're having a stupid argument and then all of a sudden this black guy's corpse hits the car. The movie's called Con Air. I thought that was probably the only action movie Dave Chappelle's made. I thought you were going to say Margaret Cho and I was going to say Face Off.

Like I thought that that would work. Oh, you would have. It all worked out. I had it all. Or I thought I was going to say Anthony Clark and then I was going to say The Rock. Oh, was he The Rock? And also, can I confuse myself that way? Like you guys just ignored the fact that I just said what I thought it was.

Yeah. When I know what the fuck it was, I prepared this game. Weren't you surprised when it was Con Air? Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Jon Hamm, Graham Elwood. Thank you so much, guys. Stay tuned for Comedy Death Ray. Willem Dafoe is a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.

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