Doug Loves Movies - T.J. Miller, Brendon Walsh, and Tim Stack Guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, greedy babies, sticky seats with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth.
They're still not warm, then he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody
My name is Doug and I love movies
Yeah I do
Hell yeah I do
This is Doug Loves Movies
Coming to you from Comedy Works
In Denver, yeah
On Sunday
August 12th
Two Oceans 12
At 420-ish.
Thank you to all of you for coming to this first ever Douglas Movies TV in the state of Denver.
Yeah.
And, uh, yeah. And on June 27th, we did a stand-up show here at Comedy Works,
and we played the Leonard Maltin game with audience members,
and the winner of that showdown won a guest slot today on the show.
But who will be joining him?
Let's look in the prize bag, you guys.
Let's see what's going on in the bag see if there's any clues a couple of
Criterion Collection
Akira Kurosawa movies
yes
Seven Samurai and High and Low
so that may be someone
that would participate in one of those
we'll be here a t-shirt that says and low, so that may be someone that would participate in one of those.
We'll be here.
A t-shirt that says Sunset Junction
Organic Medicine.
It's the dispensary
that one of my guests visits in California.
So give them
a nice plug and congratulations
on still being open.
Because they're cracking down out in L.A.,
and it sucks.
We also got maybe
the final Freak Dance sticker,
my CD, Smug Life,
Professional Humor Idiot, a pair of
sunglasses. Those look
nice, right?
They say Comedy Network
on them.
So somebody was at Just for Laughs
in Montreal and got that in his
swag bag or whatever.
And then a DVD. I'm not going to
show you until this person gets out here
because it will totally spoil the
surprise I'm about to spoil anyway.
Please welcome
Denver. Please welcome to the stage your own
Tim Stack and also Brendan Walsh and Denver's also very own T.J. Miller.
It didn't happen. It really didn't happen. It happened.
It really did happen.
It happened.
It happened.
I tried as I could, and I came back home.
And we have a copy of your No Real Reason
Extended, Uncensored Comedy Central DVD.
And that is two and a half minutes longer than the original.
And it's got all the greatest hits.
Me going, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Me going, wait, oh yeah, okay.
It's just all my stutters in between the jokes.
They love it according to one person
I don't
unfortunately
I don't even think
she said we want it
or she loved it
I think she said
she loved it yeah
no she said
I want it
it was a big difference
between love
and wanting
it's like when you
walk across the street
and see a hobo
that's like, please, let's have intercourse.
And you're like, I want it.
I wonder how she feels about
Kurosawa movies.
Yeah, exactly.
Silence.
So that's everything that's in the prize bag
and thank you to you three gentlemen
for being here let's start with
Tim Stack audience winner everybody
yeah
thank you Doug
you came from within
you came from within
it's perfect it's like the Olympic fever
in here
it's all people that have a fever
because they're sick of the Olympics.
And we came here
to not hear about it,
so I'm sorry I brought it up.
But please listen to my spinoff show,
Doug Loves Olympics,
that is going to run
only when Olympics aren't happening.
It's going to be about how much I miss the Olympics
when they're not going on.
It's a very complicated program.
How long? Is it a full two years?
Is it less because the next one's going to be in winter?
I don't know how it works.
You're Manny Interests on Twitter. That's right.
And it's good to see you again.
Good to see you, Doug. What's going on with your shirt
here? It's The Roots. Oh, okay. I love The Roots.
It's all the different records.
It's just a list of all the
records they put out? Yeah, it's like
a food label. Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
She wants it.
She wants it.
The lady wants her shirt. For. Yay. She wants it. She wants it. That lady again. That lady wants her shirt.
Give her your shirt for food labels.
Yay.
We need them to know what's inside.
Nutritional information.
What, what?
So have you been training for this Olympic-like event today?
All these games you're going to have to play against these veterans?
Veterans.
Look into my eyes
and see me defeating you
at building title.
He's got extra crazy hair today, too.
Scary.
I told myself
I was going to train,
but then it just went
by the wayside.
Yeah, but you listen to the show.
And that's a massive amount of training.
Because these guys do not listen to the show ever.
I have not heard one episode.
They barely listen when they're on it.
And that brings me to
Brendan Walsh is here, everybody.
Hi, everybody.
Brendan, Brendan, Brendan,
Brendan, Brendan, Brendan, Brendan, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon
Thank you, thank you
White power, I mean, what's up?
I mean, hey, how's it going?
You've been out in the sun, it should be red power
Red power
And you, uh
You were there yesterday.
We went to the UFC fights, courtesy of our friend Joe Rogan.
Yeah, and it was a lot of fun.
But the title card, the main fight, was a guy named Benson Henderson.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He was fighting.
And when the crowd started chanting, Benson, Benson, I took out my phone.
I was fumbling with it. and Brandon's like, you're gonna
tape them yelling Benson.
Oh no!
Did you really catch him? Oh yeah, he really caught me
about to do it, and then they stopped chanting
it, and then every time, and then he kept
trying to start it up again.
And it was one of those fights
where it was hard to get a chant going
because it was two guys just dancing around for five rounds.
And everybody thought
the other guy should have won.
I like that you put that as your ringtone.
I didn't know what I was going to do with it.
You put it as your ringtone
and then when you're on the subway,
I don't know why you would ever be on the subway.
I ride the subway once in a while.
Your phone starts ringing.
It's like, Ben said, Ben said.
You just look over to a stranger and's like, Benson, Benson, Benson.
You just look over to a stranger.
You go, yeah, I do very well.
That's actually not my ringtone.
It's on speakerphone.
I think your ringtone is just that Benson chant.
And then when you do it on the subway, it's like, Benson, Benson.
And then you look at a stranger and you go, they're saying Brendan.
We also did, I don't know if anybody...
The recording came out really shitty, too, so...
It's just vague enough,
you know? It just sounds like people just
yelling, just making noise. Did anybody
see us photobombing the
fighters as they entered the octagon?
Yeah, every time they would enter to their song
and they'd go down that one hallway, we would just get on the rail and try to touch them as they entered the octagon. Yeah, every time they would enter to their song and they'd go down that one hallway,
we would just get on the rail
and try to touch them as they walked by.
We touched a bunch, yeah.
We tried to get them to touch us.
That was the other fun thing, trying to get the ring girls to wave at us.
Two of them did.
Just because we'd be...
If she would look out into the crowd,
we'd just be out there.
Unbelievable. Two beautiful overgrown idiots. If she would look out into the crowd, we'd just be out there. There you go.
Unbelievable.
Two beautiful, overgrown idiots.
Just two ring girls.
But we were on a tear.
Every fighter we touched and that touched us
won the fight.
Yeah, they won their fight,
the ones that were willing to touch us.
What kind of little girls are you
that you're like, we touched him.
We touched him.
He made it more exciting.
We got a real big piece of.
Oh, I touched a neck sweat all the way back around his head.
I like to get to know someone before I root for them.
Yeah.
Even if it's just a really quick touch.
TJ Miller's here, everybody.
Yeah.
I'm sorry I'm such a...
No, no, no.
I loved your scene
in Rock of Ages,
or as Jeff Garlin refers to it,
Grandma's Cock of Ages.
I mean, when will it end, right?
He just won't stop leaving voicemails.
Keep going.
The rematch is going to happen, though.
You and Pete and Jeff Garlin
are going to
be together on the same stage.
But we've got some new contenders
that I've got to work in.
Pete's ego was so damaged
that I don't know if he can ever come back on podcast.
He only scream laughs
at half the decibel he used to.
I'm having a good time.
Have fun with me too.
I'm afraid of dying.
I bet you Pete Holmes is the least popular podcast
in the hungover people demographic.
Oh my God.
It's a bit rough.
It's just all, his entire demographic is hard of hearing.
They're like, I love how he softly is excited about things.
They're like, I love how he softly is excited about things.
And if you didn't like that, then it's my fault.
Do you have any movies in the can, TJ?
And by that, I mean films with you in the bathroom? Well, recently, I took apart She's Out My League.
I cut it up into pieces, and I mashed it into a tuna can.
So I've got that.
There are no movies,
but I'm in The Good One Games,
which is coming out on Fox.
It's a new situation comedy.
I'll be playing an ex-con
with a heart of gold
who's got a daughter
but also can't stop stealing.
Anywho
Is that how he got the heart of gold?
He lifted it from somewhere?
He just always looks paraplegic
He
No
No but seriously
What are you up to?
What are you working on?
The Goodwin Games is a new situation comedy
On Fox
It's about three siblings
How different
How much
Do you think it got greenlit
Because people think it might be like the Hunger Games?
It's enough like it, yes.
The working title was
The Twilight of the Games Hungry.
I did think it passed the first round.
That could not have tested well.
A focus testing.
Point being.
Yeah, so the Goodwin Games,
and then also there's a show
Mashup
on Comedy Central
that I'm hosting
and made up
and it's
we'll see what happens
with it
please enjoy it
I hope you do
there's amazing
comedians on it
and we want to
get a second season
and get it to be
more focused
yeah no one knew
how to respond to that and neither do I.
I don't.
There's one girl over there that said she's
going to do it. She's the same girl every time.
She's going to take care of it. I'm so excited.
She's all about positive energy.
She's so excited.
Yes! Enjoy it!
Tarzana! 818
till I die!
I played baseball. Female Pete Holmes.
Roasting Brody Stevens, he's not even here.
But hopefully you all feel connected.
I just said that to alienate as many people as possible.
I just said that to alienate as many people as possible We'll be getting to the games portion in a second
But let me just quickly go through and talk about recent movies
Brendan and I, it was you right?
Yeah that was us
I did recently have on a beard.
I was wearing a false beard.
We saw the campaign yesterday.
Yeah.
And we enjoyed that together.
I thought it was very funny.
Yeah.
Did you guys see it?
Saw it this morning.
It's good, right?
It's kind of an unfortunate, it's a hard subject to laugh at,
how fucked up and stupid American politics are right now.
Yeah.
It's kind of hard to be like, ha ha ha, they hit the nail on the head,
everything is corrupt.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
There's not a real...
I've never seen it like this before.
But it's really got silly and dirty parts in it
that were very, very funny.
There's some really funny parts.
And the funniest thing, though,
before we went in there,
I wanted to get...
I was hungry before we went there, so I was like, I'll get a taco and just bring it in with me. And the funniest thing, though, before we went in there, I wanted to get, I was hungry before we went there, so I was like,
I'll get a taco and just bring it
in with me. And Doug was like, you won't be able to
get that in there. They wouldn't let us
bring Jamba Juice in when I saw Sex
in the City here.
No way. Really?
And I went, really? And I said, oh,
you're fucking with me.
You thought that's just something I said to be funny.
Yeah.
I didn't know it was a factual thing. you're fucking with me. No. And then when we're getting there... You thought that's just something I said to be funny. Yeah, I...
I didn't know
it was a factual thing.
It is a funny sentence.
I knew it
as I was saying it.
That's why I included
all the information.
I could have just said
one time I couldn't
get a juice in there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta cut it off
after sex in the,
you know?
Don't finish that even.
But there's so many movies that make a juice in off after sex in the, you know? Don't finish that even. But there's so many movies that are confusing.
Hey, look, a bird.
Exactly.
We saw a lot of trailers yesterday, too, before the movie.
I can't remember which one.
The Bradley Cooper movie looks insane.
Oh, Lord, yeah.
Directed by David O. Russell, who I normally like quite a bit.
Is that hit and run?
No, it's called
Silver Playbook
Linings.
Silver Linings Playbook.
Silver Linings Playbook is what it's
fucking called.
And it turns from like
they should just put a camera at
every box office, every theater
in North America and find the person
who says the right name when they go to buy a ticket
out of the dozen or so that show up to see Bradley Cooper,
handsomest man alive, according to People magazine,
as a guy who's got mental problems.
Yeah, living with his parents,
and then meet some lady who wants to fix him,
and then all of a sudden, you remember the part where she's like,
well, I'm in this big dance contest later, and I need a partner.
And he's like, I can help you with that. like, well, I'm in this big dance contest later and I need a partner. And he's like,
I can help you with that.
By the way,
this movie's about a dance contest.
You don't know
until like halfway
through the trailer.
playbook?
Yeah, and it's all about
they fight together.
Jennifer Lawrence
from Hunger Games,
they work together
to try to win
a dance contest
and cure their
mental illness.
Yeah, yeah.
And Robert De Niro plays his dad. Really? Yeah, illness. Robert De Niro plays his dad.
Really?
Yeah, Robert De Niro
do anything.
How does dancing
cure mental illness?
They decided to drop the...
They decided not to go
with the working title
that they had
of Rain Man 2012.
Dancing.
Step up 3D.
I am also Sam, they were going to call it for a while.
I hope the local news got that part,
because when they told me they might be filming in here today,
I was like, oh shit, I'm going to say something.
I'm going to talk about how I want to stab Tracy Morgan's son with
my pecker.
My dick.
I'm going to describe Silver Lining Playbook
as retard breakdancing.
That's too far.
No, no, no.
Too much.
Because that's an actual movie coming out.
It's starring the Wayan brothers.
Here's the deal. Just listen to me. It's a actual movie coming out. It's starring the Weyand brothers. Here's the deal.
Just listen to me.
It's a great story of love.
TJ, have you been to the cinema?
You know, I haven't been able to go to the cinema.
Here we go.
Here we go.
He's going gonna answer.
But I saw
Deer Hunter. Have you seen Deer Hunter
recently? The Robert
the Chimani film?
The Chi-Chi Chimani film?
I saw it once when it came out, and then
every once in a while I revisit parts
of it, but it's kind of hard. I watch it every
hour on the hour, Doug.
Morning to night, every other month.
But do you still enjoy the beginning
where you watch a wedding in real time?
Did you enjoy that?
Where you see the whole reception?
I like that the first hour of the film
is the director going,
well, these are all the things we could choose from.
So those were all our options.
Now here's the rest of the movie.
Like he just doesn't edit at all.
Or they just, the first night
of shooting, they just had
a wedding and that was so everyone in the cast
could get to know each other.
And then later they, later came
the uglier parts.
Very ugly.
I don't understand, because there's a lot of controversy
about the veracity of the film.
Controversy now?
Yeah, currently.
It's a new controversy
30 years later?
Or back in 1978?
Doug, there is a comment board
that is afire with threads
that I started.
It's at geocities.tjfiller.com.
Listen to me, Doug.
People are going nuts over it.
And there are five or six different usernames
that are anagrams of T.J. Miller
that are losing their shit
over whether or not Russian roulette
was ever a betting sport.
But I also saw...
I also saw I also saw
The Long Goodbye, a Robert Altman
film. Have you seen that?
I don't think I ever saw that.
It's a good one. Barbara Streisand in that?
You know, she should have been.
You know, as I watched it
I was like, this is missing something.
She didn't always just act in musicals
Like she could have walked in and just talked
Doug, that's just how I wish for things
When I wish for something, I sing it
She showed her tits in Yentl
She showed her lentils at beaches That doesn't even make sense
She's still alive
She's still alive
I don't think she's in beaches
You know she isn't
But like I was saying before
She seems like she should have been
That's the core of what I was saying before, she seems like she should have been.
That's the core of what I'm saying about Barbara Streisand.
Some performers, you feel like they should be in things, you know?
Like Paul Newman in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Don't laugh till you've tried it.
Let's get that going.
Yeah, so I saw it, And then my lady friend made me watch
The other Robert Allman
Your lake friend?
Yeah my lake friend
She's a lady friend that I only see in the lake
She's my lady in the lake friend
Who played that part in the movie?
In Lady in the Lake?
Oh wait Lady in the Water I think Lady and the Lake? Oh, wait.
Lady in the Water, I think it was called.
Shyamalan.
M. Night Shyamalan.
Some guy in the back that's like,
I have a piece of information today.
Shyamalan! Shyamalan!
That you don't expect I'd need to use.
He was walking down the street going,
I know I'm going to have to yell Shyamalan at some point.
Shyamalan!
Shyamalan!
When it comes up, I'm going to have to yell Shyamalan at some point. Shyamalan, ding dong!
When it comes up, I'm going to be ready.
So I saw Three Women, which was another Robert Altman film.
That is... That's got to be rough, right?
It's pretty difficult.
Shelley Duvall at her most gorgeous.
Hey, who are you to judge?
Probably hot off of being
chased around, or about to get
chased around by an axe
wielder.
I almost said an axe-mielding weirderer.
Which is what
they should all be called.
An axe-mielding weirder.
Have you been to the movies, Tim?
I saw the campaign this morning.
Yeah, you said that.
And did you like it?
Yeah, I thought it was a lot of fun.
Before that, Dark Knight three times.
Three times?
Holy shit.
Good for you.
Good for you.
Part-time job.
I'm still, I haven't done number two yet.
Oh, well, maybe take a laxative.
Race to the poop joke.
Brendan Walsh breasted the tape
in the race to the shit joke.
Almost broke his leg getting there.
Hey, pal, ironically, he did not shit himself.
Only pissed.
All right, well, yeah, did not shit himself. Only pissed. All right.
Well, yeah, we saw a campaign.
I'm trying to remember what other trailers we saw, though.
There was something that looked really awesome.
There was another weird one.
Oh, there was that one.
But they all show too much.
Yeah, yeah.
There was that one.
It was based on a book.
The pie one?
The pie one.
That was a pretty entertaining trailer.
Oh, Life of Pie.
That trailer is nuts.
Yeah.
It's, I kept thinking that
because they didn't say
the name of the movie
until the end
and so I guessed
that the movie
might be called
Tiger Boat.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's just in a boat
with a tiger.
He's in a boat
with a tiger.
It looks like
when the trailer
first starts,
it looks like
it's a story
of a little boy
in a boat
with a tiger
and the tiger
wants to eat him.
Go.
That is what this movie's gonna be
about. Get some fancy cameras.
Lots of other stuff seems to go on.
It's quite
an interesting trailer. I hope
it's a good movie.
Does anybody here hungy for games?
Oh, that Ben Affleck one looked good.
That's the one that we thought. Oh, yeah, yeah. Another one that's hard to remember. It's called Argo. Argo, yeah. Yeah, and that does look good. I think Ben Affleck one looked good. That's the one that we thought. Oh, yeah, yeah. Another one that's hard to remember.
It's called Argo.
Argo, yeah.
Yeah, and that does look good.
I think Ben Affleck knows how to make movies.
He knows what he's doing, I think.
Yeah.
He's in the line for the Justice League movie.
He's going to direct it, the Justice League movie.
That's the rumor right now.
Yeah.
Tim Stack, everybody.
Tim Stack hitting it from the backside.
Hollywood insider.
Stack it, rock it, and then attacking it.
You did train for this.
You've been listening to the show going,
well, I'm going to go in there
and actually say some stuff about movies
that people might want to hear.
I like his style.
Have you seen Celeste and Jesse forever?
I have not, no.
Neither have I.
Your move, Tim Stack.
Is that another Robert Altman? What. Is that another Robert Altman?
What?
Is that another Robert Altman?
It isn't, but I've got three or four more I want to talk about.
McCabe and Mrs. Miller, ladies and gentlemen.
What's going on?
McCabe's the loneliest gambler.
There's less over-talking in that Altman movie
because they're just in a cabin in the woods, right? Just a couple people. there's less over-talking in that Altman movie because of
they're just in a cabin in the woods, right?
Just a couple people.
That's what he's notorious for, right? Over-talking?
Yeah, yeah.
Tim, stop nodding. Get on the mic,
motherfucker.
There he is.
He has a lot of overlapping dialogue
and people often refer to the T.J. Miller,
Pete Holmes, and Jeff Garlin episode of this show
as an Altman podcast.
What a great group of people that are very effective
in hurting people's feelings.
Oh, I blocked them all.
I write back, ha ha, blocked.
Stack, are you an Altman fan?
Yeah, I dig him. Just kidding.
The player?
The player is very good.
The player is a great one.
Shortcuts is all right.
I appreciate it.
Especially if you, you know, like,
movies about a guy who uses an earthquake
as an alibi for beating his wife with a rock.
I prefer Tremors.
I like Tremors.
Tremors was not an Allman movie, but...
But in terms of earthquakes...
I like the way your mind works.
I prefer it, yeah.
I like the way your mind doesn't work.
Are you good, though?
Are you good?
Can we move on to the game section?
You know what?
I'd like to...
You have an announcement to make.
What?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, Brendan, I hope you, the audience,
will sort of chant Brendan's chant,
which is...
Well, yeah.
And there's definitely a guy who
just the fucking night before Christmas
just tears open his presents.
Nobody on that one?
Okay, good.
An announcement to make.
Excuse me? Okay, good. I have an announcement to make. Excuse me?
Okay.
I have an announcement to make. Hey, this show doesn't need two hosts.
Do you mind doing it so I can leave?
Thank you.
I'd like to say I'm divorcing
my wife, Karen, at 37 years,
who is always supportive
when it comes to shows, but when I'm not ready to say something, she 37 years, who is always supportive when it comes to shows.
But when I'm not ready to say something,
she yells out, say it!
So that's my announcement.
We're having a party on Tuesday.
37 years, you got married when you were probably negative years?
Doug, it's B-Y-O-D.
Bring your own dip.
The party.
So basically, we'll have plenty of chips,
but if you don't bring the dip, go fuck yourself.
Dry chips.
Sick of these dip seekers.
All they want is dip no you'll bring a bag of chips
but fuck you
where's the dip
I'm no dip skipper
smug life
available now
that was a
callback across other media
yeah
let's play how did Did This Shit Make?
Yeah, it's a new game where you guys have to bid.
We'll start with Tim, and then we'll let Brendan go at it,
and then we'll let TJ have a crack.
And you get to bid, Price is Right style,
on how much you think a certain movie made
at the domestic box office here in the United
States. That's what domestic means.
And it will
not be domestic in the Philippines.
And
you have to guess the right
amount without going over, of course.
Guam and
Puerto Rico count?
What's the stance on territories?
U.S. territories. You know what I'm talking about, Doug? Puerto Rico count? So what? Guam and Puerto Rico? What's the stance on territories? U.S. territories.
You know what I'm talking about, Doug?
Puerto Rico.
What is it?
Well, that's a question for boxofficemojo.com
because I don't know the answer, but...
Boxofficemojo.com, are you here tonight?
If you are, stand up.
Nope.
We're good on that then?
I had three more things,
but let's move on.
The film in question
is a motion picture
called Yogi Bear.
Well, it looks like you guys just entered the Thunderdome.
Fuck you guys.
How much do you think?
All you had to do was cheer for that.
I know the exact amount of money that Yogi Bear 3D made.
All right, well, you have to wait.
You've got to let the other guys bid first.
Tim, what do you think?
I'd say $120 million.
$120 million?
What?
What?
Tim!
Are you a box office analyst?
Brendan? Brendan This is just theatrical
Release right
Okay
What did you say
140
And also the times
Where TJ
Showed it to people
In their homes
Oh
Which cost
850
That's a steal
I'll say
Boy I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Should I go $1?
Can I do that?
Hey, audience,
do not help.
Hey, Dan,
shut your mouth.
That's my father
in the back.
You don't know
a goddamn thing about it.
It made $25.
Leave me alone, Dan.
I'll say, you go back to Glendale.
I'll say $89 million.
All right, so we go to TJ.
We've got $120.
We've got $89.
We like sugar.
What did you say?
This young lady wants to say $121.
$121. $121.
Million. Yeah, she said million.
Million.
Just in case all of us were like, $121.
What the hell are you thinking, lady?
At least $1,210.
Come on, we're going to run out of time for Plinko.
Come on, we're going to run out of time for Plinko 100
100.402 million dollars
Domestic
So, Brendan is our winner with the bid
The bid of
89 million
Because you went over
It's 100.2 million
According to Box Office Mojo Because you went over. It's 100.2 million.
According to Box Office Mojo.
Hey, Doug, did you count the times that I screened it in my own fucking house?
Looks like I won this round, Benson.
Benson! Benson! Benson!
Wait, let me record it.
Ben said, Ben said, Ben said, Ben said, Ben said.
You don't want to do it.
That's how this show is going to open from now on.
We're going to play that for 30 seconds before the theme song comes on.
Because the theme song startles people.
Dog hates.
You're eased into it
more of it.
It's like,
bad thing.
You gotta
slowly maintain it.
And what I love tonight,
I love it,
every time I go on the road,
you guys are probably
sitting there thinking,
we could clap along
to this theme song.
And,
until I play
for an all black crowd,
it's never gonna,
it's never gonna happen.
I gotta say though,
you do,
you're,
you know,
the theme song
is startling
I think there's gotta
been at least a few
people in their
cubicles
every year
that are drinking
coffee like
well I'll start my
day with some
Doug loves
movies
can't wait to start
it I'll have a
sip of coffee
as I press play
what the hell
is that Pete Holmes
at his fucking job?
Where does Pete Holmes work?
Works writing for me.
That Benson chant,
that's how Robert Guillaume's
podcast starts.
What is that, Tim?
You don't have to.
What do you mean?
Robert Guillaume, Benson.
Robert Guillaume.
Didn't he just die?
No, but he's thinking about it.
Just a lot of paperwork.
Okay, let's play some build a title.
Let's play one round of build a title, because people love it.
Now, because we're in Denver, we're going to start with...
Brendan won the last round, so he's going to go first.
And then we'll go to
Tim and then to TJ.
And the first title...
Okay.
Did you think you were supposed to do something already?
I already have a Denver-titled movie in my head.
Oh, I don't think that's how it works.
I don't think you movie in my head. I thought it was... Oh, I don't think that's how it works. I don't think you get... I don't think you get...
What if there was the first person to imagine it?
No, I'm saying because we're in Denver,
I've chosen as the starting title
a movie that starred John Denver.
And it's called Oh God.
Okay.
Oh God.
So you need something that ends in O
or begins with God.
Not some crazy made-up thing. Oh, God. So you need something that ends in O or begins with God. Not some crazy made-up thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
God.
Oh, wait.
Ends with O.
God-O?
God-O.
You want to go with God-O?
It's a musical.
The title theme is amazing.
Gato.
Gato.
All right, you're out.
I don't know what's happening.
I can't think.
I was thinking, oh, God, you devil. You look so stunned.
Yeah.
I just, I can't think of any.
Oh, God.
Oh, Gods and Monsters.
Okay.
It's a movie.
All right, I'll allow it.
That's a movie?
It is.
It is a movie.
Fuck yeah.
You know what, Doug?
It is a movie.
It starts getting checked on box office bullshit.
I'm just happy that
Brendan's alarm worked today.
He was able to make it.
So,
Oh Gods and Monsters
comes to Tim now.
Go to Tim.
What?
Yeah.
Switch the order around.
Monsters Inc. Okay, so we Switch the order around. Monsters, Inc.
Okay, so we've got Oh Gods and Monsters, Inc.
So
that's not that hard, you guys.
Something that starts with Inc?
Think about it. Oh,
Think has Inc in it.
Does it help me at all?
Oh, that's a red herring. I'm confusing you. That's a red herring. I'm confusing you.
That's a red herring.
Cloverfield!
That was a terrible impression.
Don't feel bad about that impression.
Anything?
Oh Gods and...
What is it again?
Oh Gods and Monsters Inc.
Oh Gods and Monsters
Inception.
Now,
if that don't stick in Colorado,
I don't know what do.
Okay, so you're out, and we go to...
Wait a second! Hold on!
Doug?
We go back to Brendan.
Doug, certain people pronounce things differently.
Can I say hustle and flow God?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, yeah, I'll do that.
That's correct.
Let's start the game from the beginning.
Now you get it.
Hustle and flow, gods and monsters, ink...
Except him.
No-ception, no-ception.
Ink-ception.
No-ception.
I'm not making an exception for ink-ception.
What if you're eating popcorn and you're about to say,
I can't wait to see Inception, and you go, I can't wait to see ink-ception. What if you're eating popcorn and you're about to say, I can't wait to see Inception.
And you go, I can't wait to see Inception.
It's just a little kernel in your throat, Doug.
It's like a milk bubble.
It's a little what?
Milk bubble.
A little milk bubble.
Because you're eating milk duds.
Tim.
I'm out.
You don't have anything?
No
For ink?
Ink?
No
Ink?
Why do you think it's so easy?
Haven't you ever seen
Haven't you ever seen
Incredibles?
That's the same as
Inkception
You can fuck yourself
Doug Benson
I won't let you do this
To me on my soil
Not on my soil
Doug Benson I thought that was weird I thought that was weird You put all the dirt me on my soil. On my soil.
Doug Benson.
I thought that was weird you put all the dirt on the stage before we started.
Why are we on this soil?
Whose soil
is this?
It should be a place of play.
Can we do it on your mulch?
Soil
and green as people.
I challenge that. I challenge that. Can we do it on your mulch? Soil and green as people.
I challenge that.
I challenge that.
Well, this podcast is going to be up for protest.
They're going to have to delay the release of it.
It really doesn't matter. Send it to the podcast administration.
It's like pissing in the wind while you're yelling
and your urine stream jumps back up.
Well, that does matter.
Not to me.
Not after all these years.
There could be bystanders.
Let's play another game.
So I won that one, too.
Yeah, you're cleaning up.
Tearing it up.
Yeah, yeah.
It must be all those winning fighters that you touched.
That's right.
They touched me too.
You've got
competitive luck now on your side.
You're going to need it for this next
game.
Those were warm-ups
that you guys were thinking about
so hard. This is going to get real
real fast.
ABC, these nuts.
I've never heard of that one.
Have you ever heard of this, Brennan?
Nope.
Neither of us have ever heard of it.
This is where Tim knows it, of course.
Yep.
Tim from the three-point line.
Swish.
Laser accuracy.
That was a good impression.
So, Brendan, since you won that one, we'll let you go first, and then we'll go to TJ.
And how does it work?
I'll tell you right now.
All right.
It's called ABCD's Nuts because we...
Oh, my God.
You pulled your nuts out.
Jesus, Tim.
Leave them in the pants.
Christ Almighty, Tim. Leave them in the pants. Christ almighty, Tim.
I know you're excited.
It's a game where you go through
the alphabet and name movies
with the next letter in the alphabet.
It goes almost famous.
Then the next guy says Batman.
The next guy says Catwoman.
The next guy says Dick.
That kind of thing.
But we're not going straight through the alphabet this time.
I like to now use different phrases.
Okay.
So today we're going to spell out the phrase Denver, yeah.
Yeah!
That's right.
And as an additional bonus
and an inconsequential coincidence that might happen,
if you say the movie that I've pre-written down that begins with that letter,
like Match Game, then you automatically win the game.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, but that's out of all movies that begin with that letter.
What's that?
Start with D.
Do I continue each one?
No, no.
Next we'll go to TJ. You just have to name a movie that begins Start with D Do I continue each one? No, no Next we'll go to TJ You just have to name a movie
that begins with letter D
Audience, please don't help out
Dr. Doolittle
Correct
I wrote down Deep Impact
Okay
We go to TJ with letter E
East of Eden
East of Eden's good
I wrote down Extract
Ah, you're in Fuck Yeah That wrote down extract. You're in?
Fuck.
Yeah.
That worked out funny
because you're in extract.
Well, I know my strategy
for the next round.
We go to Tim with the letter N.
Never ending story.
Never ending story.
I said nobody's fool.
Brendan.
Oh, V. You get the letter V.
Isn't there a movie called V?
Please, no audience.
No audience judging.
I'll say Vendetta.
Oh.
Well, I mean... You're out.
Oh, V for Vendetta.
The movie's called V for Vendetta. This time you're out.
I'm not going to let you back in.
V for Vendetta. The movie's called V for Vendetta. This time you're out. I'm not going to let you back in. Well, wait.
V for Vendetta.
Oh, I said...
That was your third guess.
No, I said V.
V?
I thought you were giving me a funny look.
And then just Vendetta.
All right, fine.
Fine.
Okay.
Which one did you write down?
Oh, V for Van Damme.
I'm kidding.
I wrote down
Vegas Vacation.
So E to
you again. Can't say extract
again.
Extrasist.
Extrasist?
The Extrasist. We wantist? The Extrasist.
We want you to put more devil in our daughter.
We gotta call the Extrasist.
It's where an extra in the film is waiting for so long his head starts spinning.
The Extrasist is the sequel to The Cyst.
Also, it's the exorcist.
That begins with a T, so that doesn't count.
Is that really the T is in there?
What's that?
It's called exorcist.
All right.
But it's still wrong.
Or is it called inception?
Inception.
Inception.
Yo quiero ver
Inception.
Monsters Inc.
Monsters
Increibles.
You know, you should have learned something
from those Olympic gymnasts, those girls.
They didn't complain about the last event
while playing the next one.
They just, right?
This crowd really does not care about the Olympics.
Okay, I'll give you another chance, though.
The movie begins with a he.
What? What?
This is his soil.
All right, Tug.
I'll take it here.
End game.
What's that?
It's a movie.
Somebody look up.
Who's in that one?
What's that?
Who's in that one?
Well, it's a very obscure film, Tug. Somebody look it up Who's in that one? What's that? Who's in that one? Well, it's a very obscure film, Doug.
Somebody looking up on their phones.
Okay, you're definitely out now.
Not if there's a movie called Endgame.
Oh, no, it's called E for Endgame.
No, Brendan, it's called E for V.
The movie V.
Yeah, you're out.
Is there a movie?
What?
Called Endgame?
Oh, I didn't look it up.
I was just making some calls.
You're just texting me like,
rules don't matter here, mama.
No, but you'd have to know
something about Endgame
to make it legit.
Doug, I saw it when I was very young.
And then immediately after the film,
a terrible thing happened to me
and I'm not able to look back on that
with any recollection
You got anything, Tim?
For E?
Yeah
East of Eden
Who said that?
Guys, everybody chill
Who said that last time?
We're gonna to figure out
whatever the fuck happens next.
It's going to be okay.
Exit to eat. Oh, exit to eat.
Okay, I'll accept that.
I told him to say that.
I told him to say that.
I told him to say that.
Let's go through the rest of the letters just for fun, though,
because Tim's our winner.
Under protest., protest.
Under protest. Under protest.
Oh, Brandon's protest. Just for the hell of it, do another
E movie. You got another one.
Begins with E. Ernest Goes to
Camp. Bam.
You would.
You would cheer for that.
I put Easy
Money, and then we have
Rock of Ages,
Yellow Submarine,
Eat, Pray, Love.
All the President's Men
and Harry and the Hendersons
was my age.
I just masturbated
to Eat, Pray, Love
last night.
Let me guess which part.
It was the pray.
I just can't.
You went at it when she had the most on.
I don't love hope, but I want hope.
All right, that was fun.
Right?
I thought it was.
It's time for the granddaddy.
And it'll probably take us a while to get through it
so I'm glad we're ahead of schedule
this is the big game
the reason we're all here, the reason we brought name tags
let's play the Leonard
Malton game and let's see those name tags
I see Joe
and I see, oh it's the
she's out of my league but
he changed it to Dylan
oh that old ploy.
Oh, wow.
Wow, there's a lot of them.
Yeah, geez Louise.
There's a really big titted woman with my face on it.
I'm looking into a sea of craftsmanship.
Except one woman is holding up a Toblerone and she just changed the B to an M.
Tom Lerone.
Which sounds like a guy who molests you in the B to an M. Tom Lerone. Which sounds like a guy
who molests you in the back of an Italian restaurant.
Nobody on that one?
You really know Tom Lerone?
What's that?
You know Tom Lerone too?
Yeah, I've been out back a couple times
for some garlic knots.
Oh, you reached the end of your rope there.
God damn it!
I told them to make
the mic cords really short so you couldn't do that.
He was going to walk through the whole
crowd with a microphone.
TJ's going
deep. People in the
back have a shot.
Oh!
No one
really went for it. It's always the people
up front that really did it.
Congratulations, Sarah Sarah.
And she made a big sign that's got lights
on it. Wait a minute. Did Graham Elwood sign this
already?
Yeah, I guess he brought that the last time.
In fact, he signed his name
Doug Benson.
Yeah, she must have
been here when we were here a few months ago.
And yeah, I
kind of remember that sign.
I love this sign. What a beautiful
blue hue. What is that, foam core?
You know, I was thinking
that, but now I'm looking at it, I think it might be
tack board.
Shit, I don't know.
But it's, yeah, Sarah, and it just says, yeah, Denver,
which I guess it's supposed to be Denver, yeah,
but I don't know because I'm not a part of it
in the weirdest way.
What do you got, Brendan?
Coal.
Same thing, I get my stocking every year.
Coal.
It says the name coal, and it's a sun
with a smiley face on it.
It's coming up over a city.
I think that's probably Denver, right?
Denver.
It's Denver, but there's a weird
Asian sun attacking it.
It looks like a South Park character,
blown up real big and then attacked the city.
Can I say that on the back?
Brendan, did you see this?
No, no, no.
I thought it was a note.
I'm sorry.
Is there a shithead on the back of yours?
There's a shithead on the back of mine.
Nope.
Okay, good.
We're safe.
I think they wrote it on the front. We won't accidentally read it.
And what do you have, Tim?
It says Kel Bell, like Kill Bill.
Kel Bell, yeah. Volume.
Kel Bill. Ghost Protocol.
Volume. Ghost Protocol.
Yep. And so
Kel
is the person? Over there. In the middle.
It's Bill? Bill. So why did you
write Kel Bill?
What does that mean?
Maybe that's just what he thought it was called.
That's a much better title.
He's only heard people with weird accents say it.
He just thought everybody in the movie just referred to Mr. Bill by just his last name.
And his first name is Kel.
And what does it say in the back?
Nothing?
Okay, so we'll get shitheads from them later if need be.
And who won that last game?
I won the last one.
Oh, Tim won the last one.
Very good.
I did.
Good for you, Tim.
We're going to play to two points.
Cheated.
And thank you to everyone who brought
festive name tags for the proceedings.
And I apologize
that my guests picked the worst ones.
I didn't think...
We tried.
No, they're great.
Thank you.
I want to take the side of all the people That are feeling disappointment right now
Yeah
That's the weirdest guy
They're so good about disappointment in Denver
Yeah, yeah
Disappointed, yeah
Sadness, yeah
Let's have a disappointment party, my place.
Wear that shoe with the hole in it.
Wear those underpants with that thing that sticks in you.
What? I don't know.
Wait, what?
I got a gag at my place in Emerson poems.
I tried also.
I don't know.
It's good, you guys.
We're doing good.
There has been no drunken, you know,
disturbance, like throwouts.
Throwouts? Is that what we call them in the business?
When someone has to leave
a club, we call them a throwout?
Throwouts and put-ins.
Let all the wealthy-behaved people
put in the... Put-ins is when you grab somebody walking
to another event and you're like, come in here.
You're an audience member. You look well-behaved.
Sit in the front row. Get on in here.
Congratulations. You're a put-in.
You, you're a throwout.
Yeah, the throwout's like, thank you.
Well, I always
theorize that there was like something about
this club that it's like people, it's a really fun club, so there's always oneized that there was, like, something about this club that it's, like, people...
It's a really fun club,
so there's always one person that drinks too much.
And I thought, well, I'll do my shows at 4.20.
That won't be a problem,
because it's too early in the day.
Then I had to be reminded that this is Denver,
and it's fucking Sunday afternoon, and so...
Denver's a drinking culture.
People are going to be culture. Sunday, Sunday!
Shut the fuck up day!
Hold on, Doug.
Hold on, Doug.
Sunday, Funday is a
national holiday in Denver.
Every single week
we celebrate Sunday.
In the state of Denver, yes.
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. That was really rude,
but I was laughing inside as I said it.
Denver, it's part of the culture.
If you wake up at 10 a.m. and you're like,
I'm going to have a beer,
no one really judges that.
They just go, what a fun guy.
I'd like to be fun too.
I'd like to be fun too.
All the math.
I dropped my pen.
I don't need it.
I don't really need it,
but I'm going to pick it up anyway.
Make sure to have it.
Mark Maron.
All right, Tim.
Lock the gates.
Ah, everything's shit. Brandon's doing an impeccable impression of our man right now.
Just hunched over, angry forward.
Fucking shit.
What the fuck?
Ah, sometimes it's what the fuck.
Oh, hey, what the fuck.
Hey, fuckatinos, fuckateers, fuck nuts.
Tim gets to pick a category.
Because we're playing the Leonard Moulton game, I think.
Yeah.
At Teach AK, which I think stands for Alaska maybe,
he suggested Fred Hot Summer,
which is movies that have Freddie Prinze Jr.
and the word summer in the title.
Oh, Freddie. Yeah, there's three of them.
Or...
And no one's ever seen any of them.
Celebrating a birthday today
is the actor
George Hamilton.
And yeah, so the films
of George Hamilton.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
And then...
I like that one that he did. I don't remember the name.
Where the
older fellow was his father.
I like that one.
The older fellow was his father.
I like that one.
And at Hulkarino suggested the Bjorn Legacy.
And that's movies that have ABBA songs in them.
Wow.
Which one of those do you like, Tim?
I think I've got to go with Freddie Prinze.
Freddie Prinze Jr. is in this movie that also has the word summer in the title.
Narrows it down to three by my estimation.
One and a half stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie.
Didn't care for it much.
That's it, and then he signed it in blood.
He says about this movie that it is a plotless mess.
And he also says that Jack Black appears unbilled.
That's the end of his review.
Also, a famous guy was there, but no one talked about it.
Never see it ever. He throws in little factoids like that in there,
in case you're a Jack Black completist and didn't realize.
And there's ten names.
How many names do you think you can get it in, Tim?
I'm going to go big and go ten.
Ten names.
That is big.
I'll say nine.
It's probably more like going small
Nine is also a lot of names
Feeling good about eight, Doug
Wanting to do eight
TJ says eight
Do we still get the year?
Oh, I didn't say the year?
Gotta say the year
Let's say the year
This is very important in this case
All three of these movies were made in the same year probably
They were actually made in the same year, probably. Probably.
They were actually made in the span of two and a half weeks
in Freddie Prinze's father's backyard.
What a crazy schedule he must have had
to make three movies that are about summer
at the same time.
There was an A unit,
a B unit, and a C unit.
The year is 1998.
What?
Yeah.
1998?
I say name that movie, Tim.
It's gonna be,
Tim, take it to the judge.
I'm trying to generate new catchphrases.
You don't think
you don't do that?
Because you never know what's going to catch on.
Yeah, Denver doesn't
mean anything. People love it.
I invented talk to the hand.
So take it to the judge. Could totally work.
1989, I invented talk to the hand.
That's true. I started it. You're collecting
residuals on that, yeah? Every time someone
says it, I get a check for a nickel.
It's so weird they
send you a check and not just a nickel.
Costs more
to cash those checks than
a nickel.
Alright. Costs $20
in gas.
My bank's in Boulder.
And I live in Los Angeles.
It's crazy.
It's a bank slash dispensary.
It's a good credit union.
Your seven names.
Tim.
Oh, Tim, hey, let us have it.
Stack.
Manny Interest
on Twitter
are John Hawks
Jennifer Esposito
Jeffrey Combs
Bill Cobbs
Matthew Settle
Muse Watson
and
Mekhi Pfeiffer
who we all know from
one of those Eminem songs.
We couldn't get Michelle Pfeiffer.
Alright, I'll go Summer of Sam.
Oh!
That's a fun guess.
Nope, wrong.
Tim was sure he had it, Doug.
The next name,
maybe more names would help.
The next name is Brandy.
You're a fine girl.
What a good wife you would be.
I know what you did last summer.
But my life, my love, and the lady
still know what you did last summer
with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
So my friend Brendan gets a point.
Congratulations, sir.
The point goes to my friend
Brendan.
I'll take it.
Yeah, take it any way you can get it.
Yeah, I know. I'm running out of friends.
And once you've got it, you know what to do with it.
Take it to
the judge.
Oh my god, it's catching on.
Because I'm not doing it.
Let's have this be a catchphrase
that Pete Holmes isn't a part of.
Let's do a show where every time we say it,
it gets a big laugh and he doesn't know why.
Guys, here's what everybody listening and everyone in the audience
has to promise us. If Pete Holmes ever says
take it to the judge,
you guys all have to go,
Boo!
Boo!
Your mother doesn't love you!
Die, Pete.
This hinges on
someone in this audience
ever seeing Pete Holmes live
and him saying a phrase that nobody says.
Probably 0%.
Well, we could fly out next time he's going to be here
and hand out little flyers secretly to all the audience.
How about we use the internet?
No, we still want to do it by hand with flyers.
We're grassroots style.
Me and TJ pass out lots of flyers.
Lots of stuff.
Tons of stuff, man.
Mostly sayings that we're trying to get to catch on.
Ton of them.
Brendan, be my friendin'.
That's one of them.
I like taking to the judge.
Too long to fit on the flyers that we print.
Take it to the judge.
Let's play the next round.
You get to pick a category, TJ.
Okay.
You get to choose between,
and then we'll go to
Brendan Challenge last time, right?
Yeah, go to Brendan next
At Buda Cosby
On Twitter
Wrote the category
Yabba Dabba Don't
I thought his name was the category
I know, right?
Buda Cosby, movies where Cosby
Touches his belly.
No, it's Yabba Dabba Don't.
That's cartoons
turned into live action movies.
Because it doesn't
ever work out.
I think it's the point
that Buddha Cosby's making.
He's such a wise, funny soul, that Buddha Cosby.
It has worked out, and even a little more than one would even imagine,
counting my personal home screenings.
Next option, sent in by...
Who?
ElioTCM?
That's a complicated Twitter name.
Change it
Suggested West Side Story
And that's movies
That have either sharks or jets
In them
Oh that's good
That's amazing
That's really creative
And then
Finally your third choice TJ
Is at Joel Bong Suggested a great app. And then, finally, your third choice, TJ, is
suggested
since the Olympics
are ending today,
movies that either have bronze, silver,
or gold in the title.
So, bronze, silver, gold.
I mean, this has really been an Olympic...
Sharks or jets, or yabba-dabba-don't.
This has really been an Olympic
crowd. You know, you guys have really gotten into the Olympics.
So I think bronze, silver, gold.
There they are again.
Super into it.
Losing their minds over this category.
Can't get enough of it.
All right, TJ.
Three stars from Leonard for this movie that has
silver, gold or bronze in the title
or gold, bronze or silver
this movie is from
1985
and Leonard calls this movie
sprawling
and well made
and he also calls this movie sprawling and well-made.
And he also says this movie, about this movie,
he's telling you at the end of the review,
just don't think about it too hard.
Don't hurt your widow brains.
No, don't think about it too hard, but it's sprawling and well-made. Three stars, 85, has gold, bronze, or silver
in the title, and
he lists
13 names.
How many
names do you think you can get in?
Brendan, my friend, has one point.
Ten names.
Tim has zero. What?
Ten names. Okay.
We go to Brendan, my friend.
It's me? Yeah. I'll say nine.
Name it.
Wait a second.
Let me talk you
through this.
Right now, welcome to Thunder 13.
He's into it.
Okay. I'll go eight.
He
says eight, TJ.
Name that movie
Food Shirt.
Name it.
But that's your
grandma's way
I'm just saying
nine names
would have been a lot.
It would have been?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, always.
It's too late now.
Nine.
Yeah, because most
movies have like one or two people at the mean, always. It's too late now. Nine, yeah. Yeah, because most movies have like, you know,
one or two people at the top
that are pretty well known
for that movie, so.
That's my suggestion.
But I've been wrong, you know.
T.J. Miller,
what was it one time
you just said,
name it when somebody
had all the names?
And then I listed
all the names
and they didn't know.
It was Pete Holmes didn't know
Devil Loves Prada.
Devil Loves Prada.
Doug, that's called tactical warfare.
Have you also seen
Devil's Favorite is Gucci?
Have you seen...
Devil on my arm body
Alright so you get
Eight names
Yeah
Eight names Tim
This movie has
Silver, gold or bronze
In the title
It's sprawling and well made
And just don't think
Too much about it
And your eight names
Are
Jeff Fahey
Lynn Whitfield
Joe Seneca
Ray Baker
Jeff Goldblum,
Linda Hunt,
Brian Dennehy,
Rosanna Arquette,
John Cleese,
Danny Glover,
Kevin Costner.
Those are your eight out of ten names.
It's gotta be Lethal Weapon.
I'm too old for your shit.
Any idea?
No.
Name a movie that has gold or bronze or...
Maybe silver in the title.
I don't get nothing from that time frame.
The motion picture also starred
two gentlemen named
Scott Glenn and Kevin Kline.
It's called...
Can I say it?
Gold Ink Eye.
Gold Ink Eye.
It's a James Bond film.
And it's a great one.
You'll love it when you pronounce it
correctly.
Silverado is the
name of the movie. Silverado.
Come on. So TJ
is on the board. TJ has a point
everybody.
You don't have to pretend to be excited.
I thought it was
a bronze tail.
That's terrible.
Yeah!
A bronze tail, right?
Goldito's way, right?
Corolitos.
Silver and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
It's an Al Pacinco movie.
I liked, uh...
I liked that movie.
I liked that Gregory Peck movie, Gold Gringo.
No? Okay.
I love that film.
There's a silver lining to every playbook.
Oh, yeah, that would be a good one.
The playbook silver lining.
Yeah, it's not reviewed yet, but...
And also this category, you know, it's done, this category.
Today's the last day of the Olympics.
Shit.
Yeah, so that's over with.
The fever is gone.
We have a very hot game going here
One point for TJ
One point for Brendan
Tim still needs to get on the board
And since the challenge was
TJ to you
It will start with Brendan
And then go to TJ
And you get to pick
Between the following categories
Would you like
Ten years ago
to this very day
the King of Pancakes
category.
That's the movie
that was the number
one movie
at the box office.
Domestic.
Don't know about
the territories.
Wash that ass
in Rhode Island.
Don't know about
TJ's private showings
either.
Wash that ass
in Rhode Island.
We might work out. either. Wash that ass in Rhode Island. It might work out.
You better wash that ass in Rhode Island.
That's just good common.
That's a nice thing to tell people
before they go to Rhode Island.
You gotta wash that ass.
But not until you get there.
Don't worry about that ass
until you enter Rhode Island.
Or would you like
In Theaters Ciao
and that's films that take place in Italy
or
I'm So Thor
movies where someone has a lisp.
So what's it supposed to be?
I'm so sore?
That one's been on the show before.
It gets a big laugh every time.
What is it?
It's I'm so sore?
I'm so Thor.
But why is that the sentence they choose?
Like, we all know when someone says,
I'm so sore, right?
I'm so Thor.
And why isn't it, I'm so Thor?
Huh, Doug?
Why not that?
Why not I'm so Thor?
Or when it's a comic book character.
Wash your ass in Rhode Island.
I'm so Thor. Which, Which one, TJ?
Just pick one.
Oh, wait.
I'm picking.
I want TJ to pick it. Okay, good.
Because he's going to do all the talking either way.
It's not true.
No, but Brendan gets to pick.
I'm sorry.
So, real quick.
I'm so Thor.
There's no reason to be angry. Just play the game.
The one in Italy one?
The lisping one?
Ten years ago this very day.
Which would have been the year 2002.
Are you one of them smart types?
I'm one of those.
I'd be August 12th.
Can't believe you could pull that off, even at this altitude.
I'll go with, I'll do I'm Thothor.
You're going to regret it.
But that's cool.
Okay, this is a movie where someone has a lisp
and
it's from the year 1962.
It's a Robert Altman film.
I don't think he was making films yet.
Called So Many Ladies.
So much over talking.
Three and a half stars from Leonard for this movie
from 1962.
Someone has a lisp in it.
He says about this movie
that it was remade for television
in 2003.
And he also says
that this movie
is
an affectionate slice of Americana.
Yeah.
From 1962.
And he only lists
seven names.
You mean?
Seven names.
He only lists seven names.
How many names do you think you can get
it in, Brendan Walsh?
Seven.
He said seven names.
Who with the last
challenger? TJ.
We go to TJ.
I say
name that
movie.
Six would be so much more fun to say with a lisp. I say name that movie. Oh, come on.
Six would be so much more fun to say with a lisp.
Not as fun as The Sweet Victory of Brennan.
Alright.
You're giving him all seven names.
Every single one.
And that's
about good.
All right.
Your seven names.
You want the clues again?
It's Americana.
Slice of Americana remade in 2003.
For television.
For television.
Not remade for theaters.
62.
Three and a half stars.
And your seven names don't
help him if you know it
cause
I'll be impressed
if you do
and you will probably
be so impressed
with yourself
that you will have
to tell us
you're just in your mind
like the only useful
piece of information
I've ever had
it's totally not useful
so if you but if you do if you do think you know it,
raise your hand and we'll ask you after.
Brendan doesn't know it.
There are no hands risen.
No, no, I mean, once I start saying the names,
somebody's going to know it, I think.
Because I'm saying all seven names.
And they are
Ron Howard,
Pert Kelton
Paul Ford
Hermione Gingold
Buddy Hackett
Shirley Jones
And Robert Preston
Raise your hand if you know it
See if people know it
I think I know it
So raise your hand
Can't believe you never got that deodorant commercial.
It'll be our secret.
I don't know why they were able to get the rights to that.
That laughing.
What's it called, Brendan?
TJ's going to be our winner if you can't name it.
Listen.
Ron Howard directed it, right? No, no, no, no, Brendan. TJ's gonna be our winner if you can't name it. Listen. Ron Howard directed it, right? No, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Robert Altman
directed it.
Buddy Hackett and... Fuck.
Is it that one about Abbott and Costello?
I don't know. I mean,
I've heard that phrase a lot.
Isn't that one with...
The well Fargo wagon
in the...
Hey.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm making fun of a child
pretending to have a lisp.
Because that's what Ron Howard did in
the classic motion picture,
The Music Man.
Oh, you're fucking kidding me.
Yeah!
I almost sang a song to that
earlier in the podcast.
Which, Doug,
when I was in East High School
in Denver, Colorado,
we put on a production
of The Music Man
and I sang Shapoopy
because I was Marcellus Washburn.
The part that Buddy Hackett played
and I was fucking terrible.
I don't remember. Shapoopy, sh was fucking terrible I don't remember I don't remember
I can never tell what they're saying
But it's a fun number
That's where the song
It's T that rhymes with
Trouble with a capital T
You almost started singing that?
I almost started singing that earlier
For some other reason
Were you getting in trouble? No you guys were doing something You almost started singing that? I almost started singing that earlier for some other reason.
So crazy. Were you getting in trouble?
No, you guys were doing something about something.
I almost started singing.
Well, and I always thought Dick Van Dyke
was in that fucking movie, so...
I lost, fair and square.
Shaboopy, shaboopy,
that girl is hard to meet.
You're thinking of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
But they got like a Dick Van Dyke
knockoff for the music man though, right?
Who's the head guy on that?
Robert Preston?
Robert Preston played it in the movie
It was like a poor man's Dick Van Dyke, right?
I guess so
He'd done it on Broadway and whatnot
He's been in a bunch of stuff, Robert Preston.
He was in, oh, what's that movie?
80, Starfighter.
No, Last Starfighter.
Last Starfighter.
Oh, right.
Yeah, he's good in that.
All right, well, that's the podcast, everybody.
Shapoopy, shapoopy, the girl who's hard to get.
Oh, oh, the Wells Fargo wagon is a company.
Wow.
Something special.
Just for me.
And everyone's like,
why is that kid singing words
that he can't say right?
He's spitting all over the town.
Okay, so TJ's our winner, so...
You guys, thank you so much.
It's so fun to come back.
I hope you enjoyed it.
And just because the winner got...
I brought a bunch of DVDs
of my mediocre comedy special
that I'd like to...
Did you sign that for her?
What's that?
Did you write TJ Miller on the back of that?
No, I mean, no.
Why did it say TJ Miller on the back of that?
Was that who you wanted me to call a shithead?
There was no shithead, so I mean, no. Why did it say T.J. Miller on the back of that? Was that who you wanted me to call a shithead? There was no shithead, so I wrote my own.
You wrote his own name on the back.
Yeah, just get her to write it down on the back of that.
That would be good if both you guys could do that.
I'll ask T.J. while they're doing that.
Have you got any specific things to plug?
I think you plugged some things earlier in the show.
I have a podcast called Cashing In with T.J. Miller.
If you like it, please listen toJ. Miller. If you like it,
please listen to it. If you don't like it,
don't listen to it. It's not worth it.
There's a little to shy shy.
Yours is the most
democratic podcast.
You don't force anyone to listen to it.
You know what? You don't have to if it's not for you.
And then, yeah, the Goodwin
games on Fox. Mashup is coming out.
I really hope you guys enjoy that. Check
it out. It's in October on Comedy
Central. We've got eight episodes of
really great comedians, and we want to do more
seasons to get more great comedians.
So check that stuff out.
Put that in your wheel well and spike it
into a football stadium.
No?
It's a little wordy.
Yeah, it's kind of... Somebody said that.
I think it was comedian Hugh Fink
talks about how he did a stand-up show
and the review said that his stand-up was too wordy.
That's all we have.
That's all...
Yeah, right?
He plays violin a little bit.
Maybe that's what they were saying.
Too wordy.
More violin.
Yeah.
And anything to plug, Brendan?
Yeah, I'll be touring with Todd Barry and Neil Hamburger
starting on Wednesday.
We'll be touring all through the South.
Both amazing comedians.
It's going to be a fun show.
Go to my website, breWalsh.com.
It has all the dates on there.
And then after that, I believe
August 29th through the 1st,
I'll be in Portland at Helium.
So get tickets for all those things.
Yeah, especially you guys here in Denver.
Well, other people listening.
Get on that. Yeah, it is a podcast.
Have you been to Portland lately?
It's a cheap flight. Now you have a
reason to go. You can crash with me.
That and so you don't feel as weird about
your beard.
So I don't
feel weird about it? No, not about you. Just when you're in
Portland, it's very hard to feel insecure about your beard
because everyone has it. Everybody has a beard, yeah.
I love it.
I quickly dodged that poll.
Tim, thank you so much for being here Tim you do a good job everybody
Thank you
And
What projects do you have coming up?
Oh me and Scorsese
You're working on something
Jim Scorsese
He works with them at a pizza place.
It's actually this guy named Gregory Smith.
I just call him Scorsese.
That's his nickname.
We call him Scorsese.
Everyone else in their friendship group
is like, we never call him that.
Also, it's weird that you guys
call it a friendship group.
You don't want to tell anybody anything about your actual life?
You want to keep it on the QT?
People can write to you at Manny Interests.
That's right.
And, yeah.
Thank you.
So meet up with him on Twitter and say, good job, Manny.
I mean, Tim.
Scorsese.
Or Scorsese. Or Scorsese.
I'm going to be
at shows in Virginia Beach, Seattle,
San Jose, and San Diego. They're all listed
at douglosemovies.com.
Thank you, everybody here.
I thought of another catchphrase.
Hang on, he's got another catchphrase,
everybody. He shoots his Scorseses.
It was worth it it was worth it
he shoots his Scorseses
ink-ception
ink-ception
alright can I thank the audience now
yeah yeah
thank you audience you guys were awesome
nobody got thrown out
stick around cause I'm gonna take a picture of you guys
to put on the internet
and uh I'm glad I've
been planning to do this here for a few
months and I'm glad it actually
finally happened and we'll be back again.
I'll be back again for sure.
And probably all these guys as well.
And
as always...
I don't know which one to do first.
The Chinese Olympic diving team is a shithead.
Those poor girls.
Thanks.
This is the weirdest coincidence.
People that yell nice hat at T.J. Miller is a shithead.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Stop the song.
Thank you, Doug,
for doing this in Denver.
Yeah.
You don't have to do that.
And as always,
cash only dispensaries
are a shithead.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Heisman's world is you and Coward's face in hockey.
There's no room in his heart for you.
Because Doug loves movies.