Doug Loves Movies - T.J. Miller vs. the World

Episode Date: September 1, 2010

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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth They're still not warm, then he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. It's August 31st, 2010. Yeah. Dates are awesome.

Woo! Okay. yeah dates are awesome okay and we're coming to you from the UCB theater in LA in front of a live audience a live audience that is

more randomly yelling than they normally are and I'm not sure what led to that but I would also appreciate it if it stopped that's like four things you've yelled out sir and it's not really about a person in the audience yelling out constantly so lock it up and uh we got some name tags in the audience you know it's such a great idea for the name tags and I can never read them anyway because of the lighting, but I think we have Tom and Crystal and Rav.

Did I pronounce that right? That's a Y. Oh, Ray. Thanks for coming, Rav Ray. Are you in that new show, Outsourced? Gritch is just corn. I mean, how many times did you see that okay

shout out to everybody who came to see my shows at Dr. Grin's in Grand Rapids last weekend including Aziz Ansari

and Nick Swartzen who were there shooting a movie called 30 Minutes or Less and Danny McBride was there too and none of them

will listen to this okay so there was a lot of controversy over last week's guest Elizabeth Shue possibly the greatest guest we've ever had yeah and some of you were here to see it in person and can probably vouch for the fact that what she asked us to take out was really

not that big of a deal. I've gotten my Twitter blew up with people asking and to this day it keeps happening, you know, what was Elizabeth Shue saying? How dare you bleeping censor Elizabeth Shue? And she basically just said a lot

of candid things through the whole episode. One of my favorites being, my films are all terrible or something to that effect. My body of work is not impressive or something like that. Okay, Oscar nominee. And super hot at 42. Yeah, very hot.

Thanks for the correction. It's very more than super? think they're uh analogous is that the right word so um she didn't realize during the show that it's a podcast that people i think she thought it was just a thing where you come down and sit in front of a hundred people in a tiny theater in los angeles and um just sort of of say whatever the fuck you want, and then no one else will hear it or talk about it ever again. So she was surprised mid-show to find out, and so she asked after the show,

can you cut some of that stuff out? And I said, I will happily bleep any one thing that you name. And for some reason, the thing she picked, I just don't see what the big deal is with that. But, you know, basically she refused to do nudity for a certain director

who, if you listen to the conversation again, you'll know who it is. I mean, Adam Scott practically repeats what she said. He just says it over again and we left that in.

So it's the strangest bleeping in the history of everything. It's even stranger than Jimmy Kimmel's unnecessary censorship bit. But also people were really fascinated by it. So I thought that might happen and I was right and I'm happy that it brought more attention

to the show. All right. So since my new CD, DVD, Hypocritical Oath, plopped today, the day that we were taping this, I brought copies to give away. And in honor of my current favorite movie, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for T.J. Miller versus the world. Please welcome T.J. Miller to the stage. T.J. Miller is here. There he is. That must have sounded weird to listen to because they didn't really kick in until you actually walked out. So it's like they were defying me by not applauding for you. But sit over there.

On the other end there. Okay. Hi. All right. Now everyone's wondering, what does T.J. Miller versus the world mean? Yeah, I think they didn't get that. And why is there an empty seat in the middle? It's because T.J. Miller, after we talk for a little bit, is going to go up against seven evil audience members.

I'm obsessed with Scott Pilgrim. It's all Scott Pilgrim. I know. And each person that can beat TJ Miller in one round of the Leonard Maltin game will win a copy of my CD DVD. Nice. And I was like, I don't need any other guests of T.J. Miller, arguably

the worst player of the Leonard Maltin game in the history of it, even before the history of it. You were bad at it before I thought of it. That's very true. Are you going to autograph all those? Oh, I guess we could. He did not want to.

You gotta take the I just made it look like he would be a complete asshole if he did. If I'd have thought of it ahead of time, I would have taken the plastic off of everyone.

I bet we can get the plastic off pretty quickly. It takes... No, it's a pain in the ass. Like, it's a merch table at my shows. Like, if I don't

pre-take the tape off... Look at you. That's a fast... Fast, manly way to do it. Thank you. Thank you. For those of you at home... But look at how mang's a fast fast manly way to do it thank you thank you for those of you at home

but look at how mangled it is for those of you his face is all smashed up for those of you at home okay keep doing it

then why don't you just sit there and wrap these I like raw I like the way you do it though I'm gonna

see this is this is special like this isn't what a normal CD comes in. These wrappers are awesome. I didn't even notice. I haven't even been making that selling point

to become a wrapper that's easy to take off. And they all say Ralph's Groceries on them. Look how fast you can take that shit off. That is not how... Doug. Usually you have to get one of those razor things and slide it across the top. It's a double.

That makes it easier when it's a double? I like that Rav added a little bit of a line at the bottom of his name to make it a normal name. Ray. I like that you think that Rav and Ray are normal and abnormal names. Rav's not a very normal name.

And I also like the guy that corrected you when you said she's super hot and he's like very hot. But I think like the guy that corrected you when you said she's super hot, and he's like, very hot. But I think it's interesting that he's one of the only people that secretly wants your film, Super Jaime, to be called Very Jaime. That just makes it even more

of a movie about a Mexican or Jewish guy who is into himself. Or yeah, everyone says that guy is very Jaime. guy who he's very high made he's into himself or yeah everyone says that guy is very high made

racist but that's probably why I won't say it but um right oh and then

we bleeped me saying I later said that same name's director and then I said he's a

cunt and we bleeped that also on last week's show so you know what I said too but you don't know specifically what director but you know that she's female and you know that Adam Scott he pretty much

says it I don't know why anyone would go back and listen to it again but people really thought people were like what did Kevin Bacon do to her and I love that it's like, it's some weird people, like in the Midwest, who's like, I swear to God, if he did something terrible, I'm going to find him somehow.

And I'm going to yell at him from very far away. Because that's all you can do to Kevin Bacon. You know? You can't get that close to him. Most of us are six degrees away from him, you know? So what did you bring those metal tumblers out here for?

Oh, these? Yeah, what are you going to do with them? I thought it would be fun in the podcast to do a little bit of live entertainment. So I hope the listeners at home enjoy these quick tricks that I learned while I was on the road. Okay, let's do it.

Right? Alright, so that's just an easy one. Here's a couple a little bit more difficult. Well, that was the same one in reverse. That wasn't more difficult at all Alright here we go This could be an ongoing thing Like reasons to see the podcast live

Every week we could do something To fuck with the listeners. We've seen this. Yeah, talk and juggle off mic. That's awesome. Now they're just listening to random cheering. It's just very faint

descriptions of it. And then this one's all one hand. it's just very faint descriptions of it mother why did you get us such terrible seats at the circus man is a mile away Nana I think you mean thimble because you mean thimbles. Thumbles. I meant thimbles. Yeah. No. Some people laughed like they knew what I meant. Because you combined thimbles and what they actually came from, which are tumblers. Yeah. Thumblers. Glasses that are tumblers.

You're the best tumbler in the world. And I like these two girls being like, I agree with that logic. So you were staying in a hotel on the road that had like thumblers just laying around? No. That you learned to jumble with? Why did you say you a hotel on the road that had, like, tumblers just laying around? No, but I want to go back. Why did you say you learned that on the road? You really learned that while you were?

I want to go back to you saying that somebody's nana is trying to pretend your podcast is the circus. Like, I like a nana being like, time to go to the circus. Gather around the laptop. And then she just plays your podcast. And some kid's like, why'd you get me such horrible seats? I'm still in your apartment.

I could never be stoned enough to follow that. I'm an accomplice. But it was more fun than Inception. Oh! Now, I haven't seen Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, okay? Yet, and I want to. You're going to love it. I don't know why you're not into it. I have seen The Expendables.

Have you seen it? Yes, I did. And? It's, uh... And that's all I needed to hear. Yeah, it's extremely entertaining, but not necessarily because it's good. There's only one good thing about it. Dolph Lundgren has a gun, and then later

somebody else has a gun, that doesn't shoot you. It just blows off your upper torso. Yeah, and I believe, I probably have mentioned this already on a podcast or in a tweet, why do they bust that gun out at the end? Why don't they use that gun all the time, everywhere

they go? I know. Well, they should. It's like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. If he can do a mask that makes him look entirely like a different person, why would he ever look like himself if he's a spy? And a lot of people don't know this. I know the answer to that.

A lot of people don't know this. Those masks are not very breathable. So you end up sweating a lot underneath. Can't wear them all the time. Yeah. No, that's why Drew Barrymore in Charlie's Angels can look like LL Cool J in the opening sequence. But then later in the movie when she dresses like a man,

she looks like Drew Barry dressing up like a, Drew Barrymore dressed like a man with a fake mustache. Drew Carey, Drew Barry. Drew Fleury, Flaire. Drew Barrymore. Drew Marity. I have some questions for you, and then we have to get to the... Gotta get to this competition now.

It's going to be amazing. I've really been practicing the Leonard Merle game. You have not been practicing. By that, I mean I've been learning this on the road. I'm looking forward to seeing you in Yogi Bear 3D. Okay, now hold on. Even though I haven't seen Yogi one or two.

Before I continue, I don't think when somebody says I'm looking forward to seeing you in Yogi Bear 3D, we need like a few people in the audience to just laugh at that. I get that it's a joke

that I'm in it. I did it as a joke. I auditioned as a joke. I made a fake audition tape. And then to complete the joke, I went and did the movie. Yeah, because that's the best way to... What is funnier than auditioning

for fun, making a fake bear video, and then actually being in the movie. And then later having brain surgery. We'll talk about that another time. Yeah, just in general. Did you come back on Doug Loves Brain Surgery? Yeah, that would be awesome.

That would be a funny one, kind of. Doug hates... How would that go? Oh, people have examples. There's a couple of medical students who are like, now's my time to shine. Doug loves parietal lobe and occipital lobe and frontal lobe and rear lobes

I don't think they're rear lobes Andy Daly is in Yogi Bear yes as is Nate Corddry, Anna Faris, Tom Cavanaugh, Dan Aykroyd and Jesse Tickley wait slow down funny funny those are all really funny people.

I don't know why the ads are like, Dan Aykroyd is Yogi Bear. No, he's doing an impression of the guy that's probably dead that used to do Yogi Bear, and they could have hired a much better voice guy to do it, and no kid is going to go, Mommy, Daddy, Dan Aykroyd is the voice of Yogi Bear. That's how they're going to get the parents to go.

No, it is. Parents don't give a shit about Dan Aykroyd. No, absolutely they do. What's the last movie he was in that made any money How about instead of Answering that I ask you a question And that's

How many friends of yours Are parents Zero So you don't know shit About what motherfucking Parents think about Dan Aykroyd Motherfucker

I have a lot of friends That have kids What's that What I won't be put on trial here I have a lot of friends that have kids. What's that? What? I won't be put on trial here! Oh, yeah, you will! I know lots of people have kids,

but I also, I just, I know certain things about how show business works. I'd say people being excited that Dan Aykroyd is the voice of Yogi Bear 3D are a very small group of people. Tell you what, you keep thinking that and I'll keep being... Those are the same people who buy tickets to see the Blues Brothers with John Belushi. You're mixing up two very

important people. And you keep thinking that about Dan Aykroyd not being appealing to parents and I'll keep being able to open your CDs faster than lightning. Okay? That's how much I know about show business. I can feel you guys kind of being like, I don't like it when he sticks it to Doug.

This is Doug's podcast. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's just a weird guy. No, they don't like it when you stick it with something that's not a punchline, per se. They've been laughing when you stick it to me sometimes and not laughing other times. I rest my case.

Have you seen that? Now, I won't be put on trial here. I won't be put on trial. Well, you're going to be in a competition. I know. That's going to be a toughie. Have you seen the ad campaign that got a really big and bad response with Yogi? Do you guys know about this?

Something got a bad response? They released a... I know, it's amazing. They released... Because also, they've changed the essence of Yogi Bear. Like, Yogi Bear's a bumbling idiot who falls down a lot in this new thing, and he used to be the guy that would always outwit the humans in the first movie. Sometimes.

He would fail a lot. In the shorts. Well, yeah, he'd fail because he has to try to steal... If he could get the picnic baskets and keep them and replenish them without failure, then there wouldn't have been a show.

This podcast is called Doug Loves the Intricacies of the 1960s Cartoon Bear Yogi. It's like Hogan's Heroes. Sometimes they got caught trying to sneak out, because if they didn't get caught, they'd be snuck out, and that'd be the end of the shit. That's true.

You're right. Gilligan's Island would be great if they got rescued real quick. But so there's a poster. It's Yogi. Okay, we gotta play the game. Wait, let me, people should look this up. It's Yogi Bear with, like, dead eyes looking at you. And then Boo Boo, who's shorter than him, is in Yogi Bear with like dead eyes looking at you.

And then Boo Boo, who's shorter than him, is in front of him with even deader eyes. And then underneath of it, the tagline is, good things come in bears. That's true. This is a real thing. So the marketing department. Wait, who complained? Who complained? Just everybody who doesn't know the phrase, good things come in pairs. so the marketing department wait who complained who complained just everybody

who doesn't know the phrase good things come in pairs which is most people I'd say a much the same proportion

of people who are parents and love Dan Aykroyd also have never heard of good things come in pairs so the marketing people

at Warner Brothers are like yeah okay so what is it don't be scared. Don't be bear. That doesn't work. Okay. What about, okay, it's going to be a berry good Christmas.

No, that doesn't quite work. Okay, what about good things come in pairs? There's two. Good things come in bears. Put it on the poster. And then just millions of people in the United States are like, why are they talking about ejaculating in bears? I don't have time to argue with you.

There's a lot of people out there in the world that would just see that sentence and not read sex into it at all. They would just read, what does that even mean? Like, what do you mean? That's what I thought. I saw it and I was like, I don't really totally get this. Is it a play on words? They've got the food from the picnic basket in them.

And that's a good thing in a bear. Come into the bears. Good things come inside of the bears. That's a better one. Good things come into the mouths of the bears. And's a better one. Good things come into the mouths of the bears. And the bears swallow if they're good, but they spit if they're bad. Bad bears spit cum.

I'm disappointed in myself for that one. First of all, it was a huge controversy because no one has heard of this controversy, but also... Those are the biggest ones. First of all, it was a huge controversy because no one has heard of this controversy, but also... Those are the biggest ones. Check the internet, bro. It was on Yahoo News, bro. I'm on the internet all day, every day,

and no one's ever mentioned it. Yeah, but you're never on news sites. You're on, like, kink.com, and you're Googling your own name and stuff. Every site has entertainment news on it, pretty much, but at school, never. Not kink pretty much. But at school, whatever. Not kid.com. But my point is this.

My point is that it's time to play the game. Let's do it. That we came here to play. Oh, it's exciting. And also, what's the new slogan for Yogi Bear? What did they change it to? They kept it. They did. They said,

you know what? Fuck them. Isn't it coming out at Christmas? Actually, they're thinking about coming out with a new one, a new poster in November that says, if you didn't get the coming in bears thing, fuck yourself. So that's the deal.

I love it. Let's get Rob Ray to come up here first. Rob Ray! This is so exciting. There he is, Rob Ray. Now, I had intended to spend a little time chatting with each person, but... Oh, thanks, man. Sorry, hold on a second.

He's complimenting me about my body of work. Just complimenting you. He said he loved me in... Big fan of Cloverfield. In Leaving Lost... Oh, different movie. Oh. It was great how little you were in Cloverfield.

That's what I liked about your performance in that. That's what I liked about their part. That's why. He's like, this guy's always holding the camera, so he's making me nauseous with all the shakiness. Thank you for eliminating the subtext of my compliment. Oh, okay. This is going to be real weird.

I love subtextual compliments. I'm excited about it. All right, now lean forward here, Ray Rav, so that we can... I made him scoot in, but he didn't really need to. But he's like, okay, I guess I better do this. Yeah, you manhandled his chair while he did it. but he didn't really need to. But he's like, okay, I guess I better do this. Yeah, you manhandled his chair while he did it.

Do physical microphone jokes play well at home for listeners? Not only don't they, it's been discussed on practically every episode. So... Well, I feel stupid.

The brilliant's coming. All right, here we go. Okay. Bye, Sarah. And also, now that I've done a little bleeping out of stuff, I'm going to bleep out a lot of things that TJ said today. Like, the whole thing. It's just... Play the Joker.

Was that... What's that? I heard he was going to play the Joker. Is that not... No, that was a rumor. Who did you hear that from? That was a weird rumor that I started. From Doug?

From Doug. I tried to start the rumor because now they're talking about... What are they talking about? Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the Riddler? Oh, God. Sorry, guys. I'm not into it.

In fairness to him, I was really reticent when I first heard about Heath Ledger. I was kind of like, what? That guy? But then he turned out to be amazing, which this guy will not. I think he's a good actor, but he's still, you know, he's going to have

Leonardo DiCaprio syndrome. Does Inception look like two 17-year-olds running around in people's dreams. That's why DiCaprio usually has facial hair, because he still looks like a kid. It's amazingly... He ages like a good-looking black man.

That's true. Have you noticed that? I worked with Denzel Washington in this movie that's coming out in November, and I looked at him in person and I was like how did you do it? and he was like what? and I was like nothing I love every what?

oh nothing that's always such a great confrontation okay so we've got what? Oh, nothing. That's always such a great confrontation. Okay, so, we've got... I asked people on Twitter to submit category ideas. Are you really going to interrupt me?

I want you guys to know... Are you really that loose? I thought people would get up here and be really shy and speak what's spoken to. I want you guys to know that backstage, Doug was like, so you're going to play a bunch of different people in the game, and we've got to get it moving, and we've got to get through this.

And I was like, okay, and Doug, you're not going to snap on anybody, are you? Because you snap on me sometimes. First of all, you didn't say that. He's doing it right now. First of all, I said we need to move through this. Do you see what's happening? This is what I talked about earlier. It's happening right now. Shut off his microphone. I need to move you guys watching this do you see what's happening this is what i talked about earlier right now shut off his microphone i'm not kidding shut off his microphone i'm not kidding i can't god damn it tj this will be hilarious to listen to but i honestly

want to play this game with a bunch of people from the audience and we do not have time especially when you stop to talk about how i told you not to stop things to a dead halt because we've got to get through this game. Well, they did it. They shut off the microphone. The weirdest way. I can't believe they didn't shut off your microphone when I asked them to.

That's going to be another thing that gets taken care of later. Doug's got a real tear. People are getting fired. But it's kind of fun listening to someone's last appearance on my podcast because I never make it official during the podcast that it's the last time. Don't be so hard on Ray.

I'm sorry, Ray. You're never coming back, man. You interrupt me once, you're gone. It's like Twitter. I blocked your ass. Let's play. Okay, here we go. Here, let's seriously play.

And TJ, honestly, I beg you, no tangents whatsoever. Just play the game like you're on a game show and you're not allowed to talk. I am nervous about you because you talk about Twitter like a gangster. I block you, motherfucker. Let's do it. Alright.

I ask people on Twitter to send in suggestions and someone named at Supadoo to send in suggestions. And someone named at SupaDoo, S-U-P-A-D-O-O, suggested

colors. Movies where a color is in the title of the movie. And I said, SupaDoo, you're on. Another category, you get to pick from three. In theaters now,

or, courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes, Ice Cube's top five movies of all time. Oh, how did they choose? He choosed. Oh, okay. Then that's easy. It's his favorite. It's his top five movies. So which category would you like?

Ice Cube's personal favorites. Yeah, yeah. But not of movies that he's been in. He's been in some successful movies. That's not so funny. I think it's funnier that we were going to find out what movies he thinks are the best of all time. Let's go with In Theaters Now.

Okay. Don't say it like you're lost already. He's pretty formal. Alright, here we go. Leonard did not give this movie stars because it's new, and he doesn't do that for some reason. I forgot to ask him why when he was on.

It's from 2010, obviously. And let me give you a couple of clues from it. In theaters now from 2007. Avatar. Three day. 2007. Avatar. 3D. I don't even know what to say to that. Let's see. It's hard to find little things.

It was adapted by the director and his frequent co-collaborator. I guess I don't need that co in front of it. the director and his frequent co-collaborator. I guess I don't need that co in front of it. The director and his collaborator wrote the screenplay together. And it's probably based on something, but I don't

see that here. I'll read the last thing here. Jesus, this is hard. Oh, he calls it low-key and likable. Okay, it's in theaters now. He calls it low-key and likable. The director co-wrote it with his collaborator. It's from 2010.

And there are ten names. How many names do you think you can get it in? Rav Ray. Seven names. Nice opening bid. TJ? I can do it in six. Yeah. I'll go

there. I can do it in five. Nice. I'll have you on the podcast again. Four. Thanks, Doug. Can you do it in three? He can go even lower than three if he wants

Yeah, he can do it lower You can go negative You can't Doug explained it He explained it to me backstage He said, TJ, you can go negative Don't fucking talk about it out there, okay? Don't be like, oh can you go negative? I didn't, you can go negative. Don't fucking talk about it out there, okay? Don't be like, oh, can you go negative?

I didn't know you could go negative. Don't talk about it. I told you to not act like you didn't know because I just told you. Yeah, I'll try it in three. Ooh. All right. Name that movie.

All right, here we go. Three names. The great Ryan Ketzner is in this. Of course. The amazing Morgan Lilly. And the delightful, I actually know who this guy is, Kevin Wiseman.

Do you want me to tell you who Kevin Wiseman is? Sure, if you feel like it. He's that guy, he was the gadget guy on Alias. Didn't watch Alias. Yeah, I was going to say great hit. Dang. He kind of looks like a tall Oompa Loompa. It's about as helpful as he was the principal on iCarly.

Oh, you mean Benjamin Stratton? Oh! Is that true? No, I made it up. Fuck you! Unreal! You did. You got me, too. I was like, are you serious? I think we have one of those, like, every week on this show. Rob Hubel had a really good one on me, too. I was like, are you serious? I think we have one of those every week on this show.

Rob Hubel had a really good one on me, one we taped live in the Pacific Northwest. Oh, do you have a guess, Rob Ray? I'm just going to go with E-Pray Love. Because it's in theaters now. That's an awesome way to go, and that's why it's a good category for someone who's not confident.

But the movie is called Flipped. Directed by Rob Reiner. And his collaborator on the project. Co-collaborator. I can't find his name now. Screw that guy. Sounds like you're stuttering.

Anyway, thanks for playing. Before you go, go ahead and keep talking, TJ. I just whisper in my ear, Rob Ray, who I should call a shithead at the end of the show, and I will write it down for posterity. Say some stuff. I thought Rob Ray was really good up here, guys, and I think we should give him a big round of applause.

Got it. All right, thanks, Rob Ray, for playing our game. It was a valiant effort. I think that's the first time I've won the game. That's the first time you've ever won a point ever, I think. No, you probably won at some point. You probably said name that movie to someone who couldn't name it. Because that's part of the strategy.

You don't have to know. You can just get the numbers down and then bam. All right, let's get in the catbird seat, I like to call it, the seat where that person always gets picked first. Let's have Casey come over. He very cleverly made a name tag out of the posters I gave out for my new album, Hypocritical Oath,

which I have heard, because I got it early from Comedy Central Records, and one time on set, I fell asleep listening to it, and that was real fucking weird. Did you bolt upright when it got to the end of the thing and I went, bonus tracks? No, I just kind of twitched a little bit

and then kept dreaming about you. Went back to dreaming. What was the dream about? Now, seriously, Casey, did you learn nothing? Did you learn nothing from Rav Ray? I'm just being courteous, Doug. I want to know what his dream is about.

About the two of you. Let me run my own podcast. Or podcast. We got to play the game, dude. Don't you want the nice young lady that was sitting next to you to have a chance to play? Yeah, of course. Okay, here we go. Would you like, let's do In Theaters Now again, because that was killer. Ice Cube's top five, of course. Okay, here we go. Would you like, let's do in theaters now again, because that was killer.

Ice Cube's top five, of course. And from another Twitter follower, I got at, his name's at, or her name, at MCS212. Yeah, write it down, everybody. You've got to follow that person. The account is just as funny as the name.

I haven't read the tweets. Doug Benson, Twitter gangster. It was a dude. It was a dude. And he had a good suggestion. Movies that take place in one day. Like the whole narrative takes place in one day. Yeah.

And TJ, please do not guess 24. Okay, let's do it in theaters. We get to let Casey pick the category which one of those would you like to play I'm going to pick that one day category yeah it's kind of funny

and it narrows it down quickly in your minds everyone's thinking oh that was only one day and that was only one day I hope this is one of the ones that he's going to say people write to me

on social networking and say I guessed it in no names and I'm just like that is awesome and you could have said that whether you did or didn't. Because I was not there listening to it with you. Okay.

Nineteen Ninety-three Ninety-five or ninety-eight movies that take place in one day. Let's go with ninety-eight. Casey says ninety-eight. And gets cheers from the audience. Thank you.

I appreciate the support. Larry Maltin gives this movie from 1998. Did I say 98? Okay, good. Two and a half stars. It's 88 minutes long. We've already established it takes place in one day. And Leonard also says,

style definitely outranks substance. Two and a half stars takes place in one day, 1998. Style over substance, 88 minutes long. And there are six names. Wow. I'll start with six. Nice beginning bit. TJ Miller.

I'm going to go with, what did you say? Six. I'll go with five. I'll go with four. I'm sorry. Somebody in the back just went, somebody in the back just went Somebody in the back just went Which either was like

What's gonna happen next Or a ninja killed him A ninja cause we didn't hear anyone Come or go We just heard the death. The death noise. Or an organ. I'll say name that movie.

Let's see what you got. Okay. All right, what do you get? Four names? Four names. Oh, Jesus. Four names. I think TJ's going to go undefeated.

Unless you kind of have an idea what it is. Do you want the clues again? Two and a half stars. 1998. Style of a substance. 88 minutes long. Do you want the clues again? Two and a half stars, 1998, style of a substance, 88 minutes long, took place in one day.

Okay. Nina Petri was in this movie. Joachim Kroll, I want to say. Is that how you pronounce that last name? Armin Rode and Herbert Kraup. What? Oh my God. By the way, that's your favorite thing in the podcast.

Doug lost it over Herbert Kraup. They liked other things more. You're terrible. You're like a politician. You tell people what they just did. Oh, you guys loved it when I did that. Yeah.

Or a hypnosis-tist. You really should, seriously, play the Joker in the next Batman. Please, just do it for me. Make a video online. Do it just like you did Yogi Bear, but this time mean it. I'll do it.

I'll do it if you promise to one day do the podcast where you're like, today I'm not going to combine any words at all. Hypnosis test. I wasn't really combining as much as mispronouncing it. Casey, do you have a guess?

I'll go with go. I have no clue. Oh, that's not a bad guess, but yes. I'm glad it's run, lola, run. Yeah, it's called run, lola, run. clue. Oh, that's not a bad guess. But yeah, some guy does Run Lola Run. Yeah, it's called Run Lola Run. I'll think that's a good one. And two and a half stars. I don't think that's fair. I like it better than that. I think it's a pretty cool movie. But, you know, he just thought it was...

He said it's wearying after a while. Oh, is she just going to keep running? I'm Leonard Walton. He's like, I wish it was just Run Lola. All right. Keep riffing on that, TJ, for a second. Tell me who you want me

to call shit in. So I saw that movie and I was just about to lose my virginity. No problem. Okay, we're done. Thanks for playing our game, Casey.

Good job, Casey. I wouldn't have gotten that. Okay, let's get... You know what? I'm going to skip your lady friend because you guys came together and we want to spread it around a little bit more. Crystal, would you like to play? Here comes Crystal, everybody.

Crystal? Okay, Crystal, it's Richard Gere's birthday today. So that's a category, Richard Gere movies. Then another category, we've already mentioned, movies with a color in the title. And the classic and probably going to be avoided, Ice Cube's top five. I'll go with color.

Okay, colors in movies. Would you like one from 1981 1989 or 2007 1989 I like that Leonard many people disagree with Leonard I'm not sure where I stand on it maybe I need to watch it again or something but he gives it two and a half stars

and he says there's an elderly man in it and that the central conceit of the movie isn't easy to buy. The what conceit of it? The central conceit. Okay. Like Yogi Bear. No, I know his central conceit.

Like Yogi Bear is inept now. That would be the central conceit of your version of Yogi Bear. That you wrote and directed, by the way. I think you should revisit the cartoon because he was inapt at times. Well, because Boo Boo would drag him down. You got Justin Timberlake by your side. Really, right now.

I love that also. Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo. That motherfucker's going to dance. Is he cute in person as he is gonna dance. Is he cute in person, as he is on screen? Is he cute in person? Yes. Tell me about it, sister.

All right, we're three for three. He's a dreamboat. I'm excited that three for three guests have decided to start a conversation when I have begged them not to. Sorry. This would not happen in New York, I'm just saying.

Well, let's talk. I am just saying. Okay. Do you think happen in New York, I'm just saying. Let's talk. I am just saying. Okay. Do you think you know what the movie is? You're that confident? I have a movie in mind, but it's probably not it. Okay. Okay, good. Well, I like that you're... Maybe she's

having a conversation to try to give her more time to think. That's smart. Can you give me more hints? No. Okay. Those are your hints, right? I said that the central conceit is fucking bullshit. Leonard, oh my. And there's an elderly man in it. Two and a half stars, 1999. And there are...

Oh, 99 or 89? Because it makes a difference. It does. 99. I like that she's like, hold on. Have I been saying 89 this whole time? Yeah. The color movie that I'm thinking of

is an 89. 16 names. How many can you get it in? 13. 11. 10. 9. I'm going with 10.

Get it? All right. I'm going to go with 11. Okay. I know how the game works. In fact, I'm going to skip your turn right now, and I'm going to say I can name it in 25 names. Doug, if you give me all the names from this movie... I'll get on IMDb and get all the names.

Get all the names. If you can give me the names of everyone with one to two lines in it. Like shopkeeper and woman who's eating a sandwich. Okay, so TJ bid ten and you, I mean nine, so you have to bid less. Okay, eight.

That's kind of the cutest thing ever. she's like okay eight I don't want to do it I'm going to say name that movie oh wow here we go I know a lot of you at home are like Gary Sinise is in this movie Eve Brent

Debs Greer sorry I haven't heard of any of these Yeah, of course you're not going to know them They're at the bottom of the list But Gary Sinise, you don't know? You've never heard of him? Uh-uh

He was in Forrest Gump Nobody saw that I'm better with faces If you give me a picture He looks kind of like this For those of you at home Doug just give me a picture. He looks kind of like this. Yeah. For those of you at home, Doug just held up a picture of Gary Sinise he carries in his wallet.

He did. He held up his own album. I love him. I love him. I eat, pray, love him. Harry Dean Stanton Patricia Clarkson Jeffrey DeMunn Barry Pepper

people in the audience know it Sam Rockwell well the movie I was thinking of that I hoped you would that it might be is Hunt for Red October that was definitely in 98 when that came out

well I remember being in 7th grade. No, not 98. 89. And then I thought that maybe it had, you know, just a long shot. Okay. Gary Sinise was definitely not in Hunt for Red October.

The rest of the names are Doug Hutchison, Graham Green, Michael Jeter, James Cromwell, Michael Clark Duncan, Bonnie Hunt, Graham Green, Michael Jeter, James Cromwell, Michael Clark Duncan, Bonnie Hunt, David Morris, and Tom Hanks. The Green Mile. Has an elderly man in it. He tells the story. I was just going to start naming colors.

Yeah, yeah. Well, that was a fun experiment. I'm glad to have an episode of this show that I can just throw in the garbage. Because we barely got through anything that I wanted to get through. Can I do another one? What? No, no. You're done. You're done. You don't even get a name of shithead.

Yeah. Oh wait, I'm going to write your name down. I'm going to say Crystal's a shithead. Can I name Doug Benson? Yes. That's perfect. It's a little too late to whisper it, but I'll definitely say it at the end.

A lot of people listen to parts of the podcast, so it might be a surprise when I say it at the end. But thank you, Crystal, for playing. Appreciate it. Thank you for coming.

Can we do one with Ice-T? Don't you guys want to hear what Ice-T's favorite things are? Also, do you know this? Ice-T is on Twitter, and he says that he's part of a Twitter gang. Right? What are they called?

Like the Fallen Angels or something crazy? So he's really representing on Twitter, Ice-T. I was saying we should do one with those five names whatever you can do to drag this out and make it difficult

for me to end on time no no we can stop now we can stop now okay ready set plugs what do you got

plugging it yeah I am going to be in Unstoppable with Denzel Washington who ages very well November and that should be a lot of fun I did ADR for that today Unstoppable with Denzel Washington who ages very well. November.

That should be a lot of fun. I did ADR for that today. Is Dan Aykroyd in it? No, but all the parents that like him are in it, strangely. I'm going to be in Yogi Bear and then Gulliver's Travels, back-to-back weekends over

Christmas. I just finished filming My Edited Brother with Paul Rudd, where I say about seven things. Most of them have the word man in it, and I'm wearing a big beard. Okay, well, I can't wait to not have you back to talk about those projects.

And I'm also doing the comic strip in Edmonton starting tomorrow. Okay, this yeah, yeah. Starting tomorrow. Okay, this podcast comes out three days from now. Okay, so then. But you'll be there all weekend, right?

I will, I'll be there all weekend. What's the name of the club? The comic strip. Comic strip in Edmonton. Canada. Canada. Don't they also

throw Alberta in there? What's that? Edmonton and Alberta, Canada, do they say that? Yeah, I think it's in Canada. Yeah. Speaking of Canada, I'm going to be in Baltimore at the Comedy Factory on September 9th, 2010. I will be at the Arlington Drafthouse in Virginia on September 10th and 11th.

And I'll be at the Comedy Attic in Bloomington, Indiana, September 16th through the 18th. And at the Benson Interruption on September 13th in Los Angeles at Largo, we're going to do a combination of the Tournament of Championships from the podcast. We're going to tape a podcast at Largo, and that will be followed by a live Benson Interruption with three super awesome guests to help me practice for the Benson Interruption that's going to start airing on Comedy Central in October. How about that, guys? How about that?

So, the three people who played the game tonight go huddle around TJ, because I want to get a picture of the three of you with TJ and to send that out for people to see who the guests are on this week's show. And as always,

Matt Dill? Hill? Oh yeah, you said Hill like Dill, so I wrote down Dill. Do I need to stand with him? Matt Hill. Anything to get you away from a microphone. Matt Dill. Karen

who? Marshall? Karen Marshall? It got really personal this week, you guys. Matt Dill, Karen Marshall, and Doug Benson are shitheads. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, because Doug loves movies.