Doug Loves Movies - Tone Bell, John Erler, Mary Santora and Chris Tellez guest
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Doug hates candy raspberries, creamy babies, sticky seeds with 50-ounce of apple pretzels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey everybody! My is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Coming to you once again for the first time ever
from the new Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas!
Yes!
Oh, my goodness, it is, what is the date?
Wednesday, October 25th, 2023.
Deep breath.
2023, Kingsman, the golden circle of friends
with benefits, a wonderful life
as we know it could happen to you only.
Live twice in a lifetime
cop and a half nelson of rambo first blood part two for the roadhouse terminator two judgment
days they could used cars nick and old lace in the old school
of rock and roll High School Ties
without a face off.
So I'm going to finally say this
because I've been adding a title every week
since I started doing that
because it's a thing I used to do many years ago and somebody told
me to bring it back and I was like, that sounds
fun. Now as I write it out each week
I'm like, oh, that's not as much fun as I thought
it was going to be. But no, I do enjoy doing
it. But also it's fun because I just
remember it. I kind of can do it
without even looking at it because of the way
each title rolls into
the next one and it's all
movies that I know and have seen.
But I'm going to keep adding one until January 31st, I think my last, or December 31st, I
think my last show of the year is December 30th, so I'll wrap this thing up on that date
and start thinking of something new to do in the new year.
It's time for doug plugs
oh what okay people are into it i can't believe it all right
let's get this out of the way i'm doing d Douglas Movies at 420 at Dunlaps in Cleveland
on Saturday, November 4th.
And I also do stand-up that night at 7 o'clock.
Separate admission required.
On Tuesday, November 16th,
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to Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles.
All my dates and deets are at DouglasMovies.com.
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come
for it
take dancing
thank you very much for
being so great at that
following me around all over town Thank you very much for being so great at that.
Following me around all over town,
I brought the prize bag full of stuff
that I thought I could get from California to Texas without any issues.
It starts with a bag from Fantastic Fest,
the aptly named film fest that happens every year over at Alamo Drafthouse Lamar here in Austin.
I'm a huge fan of that festival.
I go every year.
Maybe I'll see you there one day.
In the bag, a T-shirt that doesn't fit me.
That's for a movie called Satanic Hispanics.
When I say it doesn't fit me,
I mean my personality.
Yeah, I don't think I could walk around in that, really.
I don't think it would really go over too great.
Save for a Satananic Hispanic's hat.
Somebody could really lean into it and wear both
and just walk around going, I'm so white.
What am I doing?
And then this is a nice handkerchief kind of thing
that I got because they were trying to support that movie remember the movie the
outfit that came out a while back so it says the outfit on it it's confusing for something that
could be worn as part of an outfit to say the outfit here's a fun uh like uh what do you call
it uh a tablecloth I guess I guess it's a tablecloth? But if you're serving dessert or something, because it says upside down, it says something else.
But this way, wait a second.
Anyway, it says make the mess over and over again.
That's from a popular desertery out in Beverly Hills
called Flower Shop
and then
I mean this is like
oh wait
I was going to say this is the best thing
but holy shit there's still so many good things
there's a refrigerator
magnet that says
Austin Zoo on it
I mean let's face it, you're probably not going to Austin Zoo.
And if you did, you wouldn't buy a magnet. So this is sort of, you know, meeting halfway.
I don't know what this is. Something to do with fantasy football and you it's a mobile a mobile wallet something anyway you're gonna if you know anything about
anything you're gonna love it some some company sent me a little box of crayons
and it says for your creativity like what the fuck you could an artist you
think I am and then this is so great still in the rapper Oh rapper I get it the
soundtrack to the motion picture beat Street on cassette yes I just held that
the for the listeners I just held that up I didn't encourage that applause that's how excited people were and finally a thing that I got
that is
I don't know what the point of it is
it's all about
it's like this leaflet booklet thing
but I figure the season's coming up
might as well
it's all about the movie
Love Actually
okay
I should have finished with The Beat Street out the movie Love Actually. Okay.
I should have finished with The Beat Street.
But somebody's going to win all of this crap, and
the way to win this crap
is to impress my
guests with your
name tag that some people have
crafted and brought with them tonight.
And we'll get into that in a little bit.
But let's get my guests out here.
What do you say, everybody?
These are all great, exceptional entertainers
who all happen to be right here in Austin, Texas tonight.
Give it up, everybody, for Tone Bell, John Erler,
Mary Santora, and Chris Tellez. Thank you.
All right, let's meet everybody individually
and alphabetically by first name.
Here we go.
Can I do it?
I think I can figure it out.
He just was on my podcast
Getting Doug with High
and has made numerous
appearances on this show
and is a local comedy phenom.
Give it up, everybody,
for Chris Telles!
What's up?
What's up, everyone? Thanks for for having me man hey man what's up dude how you doing really good you said that the last episode of
this show inspired you to watch something what did you watch because of it oh no i was gonna
watch it today oh you inspired you to to do something that you didn't do.
I saw the trailer.
Oh, okay.
It inspired me to think about it.
That's enough, I think.
Well, I'm watching, you know,
trying to watch 31 horror movies this month,
either, you know, old ones that I just want to revisit
or new ones.
And so I watched the original blob recently
and talked about it on the last episode.
And it just made my heart feel
good that you at least were going to attempt to maybe watch something because i talked about it
yeah it is a blob that is very interesting and you're still on board with uh you're still going
to try to check it out yeah yeah i was thinking about i just didn't have time today that's why
we watched the trailer yeah this happens to me all the time you're probably never gonna watch it but i'll text you yeah yeah i'll pressure you i'll put pressure on you you don't need to it's the blob
i feel like but don't watch the more recent one with uh you know uh kevin dylan yeah that was
done in the 80s right yeah i think so yeah i saw with the the trailer for the one in the 50s as well that looks like it sucks
so yeah 80s yeah the 50s one at least it's like fun that it's so old-fashioned and lame
yeah you know the blob technology 80s they should have had it they should have had it together
they even had a good director in my opinion but it just didn't work out so good anyway reboot would
do pretty well today i don't know why they would do pretty well today? I don't know why
they aren't making blobs constantly.
I don't know why there isn't a blob
TV series.
Is there a blob Halloween costume?
I don't know.
There's also that animated movie, Aliens and Monsters,
where it saw...
What's his name?
Seth Rogen.
He played a blob-like character who was just like, I'm Seth Rogen, but a blob like character who's just like I'm Seth Rogen but I'm a glob of
blob I don't do a good Seth Rogen impression this is Nicolas Cage if he was I'm a blob of slob
all right so moving on to next alphabetically by first name it's John earlier everybody hello thank you
thank you top pancake of the master pancake theater franchise here in Texas
and we're all equal no thank you oh that's too kind your world wide now it's
off banking your will you're on you I've had pancakes and the top one is the best
one and then there's some soccer your ones as you go down you're the top
pancake in my eye thank you but please don't put pancake in my eye what were we
talking about oh so me You are also worldwide now
because you don't just do these...
You do them with an audience frequently here in town,
but you also do them over the Internet.
We do them on Twitch.
Does anybody follow us on Twitch?
Any Twitch heads?
We got some Twitchers in the house.
Not enough. Not enough.
Okay, everybody.
Open up your phones right now. Let's make the plan.
Let's do it.
Follow, subscribe, whatever you do
on Twitch. I don't know. But yeah, we have a Twitch channel
and
three or four days a week we do
Twitch shows. Sometimes we
show old recordings of
movies that we've done a long time ago and
sometimes we do
live right there on
Twitch new movies. I love it. You're really getting out there. Are you proud of us Doug?
I am proud of you guys. We're gonna do on Halloween we're gonna do a double feature
of Halloween the John Carpenter in 1978 one and then we're gonna do we're gonna show Halloween for which we recorded in May for Owens going away party oh and
Edgerton who's going away to where Boston Massachusetts do you know why
he's going away I think he was like like the people chased him out of town
they did?
the people being the Republican government
oh yeah yeah yeah
that's what I meant
yeah exactly
we're not the people
we're not the people
but he had no he has a trans daughter
and he just he and his
why live here yeah that's a good point
that's right so he felt like he couldn't
he couldn't live here anymore
because everyday life was being persecuted by our government.
And so he went to Boston. And they love him in Boston now. Everybody loves him in Boston.
He's lovable.
Of course.
Wherever he goes.
He is.
And we miss him.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah.
So that's the bad news. The good news is you can smoke legal weed in Texas now sort of
are you trying to cheer me up I typically I try I don't fit legally sort
of smoking weed in Texas my whole life
just go around that corner over there and remain white and it's not a problem.
That's true.
Except you haven't been doing it legally because as I understand it,
it's still illegal to do,
but we have a substance now
that you can buy legally.
You're here to sell a product.
I would love it if they gave me
free Delta 8, 9, and 10
as a result of this,
but no, this is just out of the goodness of
my heart uh delta eight is now available and i and i i was about to say i want you to try it but
i don't want you to try it i don't care if you try it or not but i am curious if you have tried
delta eight i have i might have you know because you never know what's in things but um i don't
you know if somebody passes you a joint it could be made out of that, right?
They don't tell you what they're giving you?
What?
Well, you know, a lot of people don't, you know,
give you the whole rundown.
He's playing a numbers game.
He's like, probably, yeah.
Yeah, it might have happened.
Or are you just pretending so the cops don't get you?
You're just, like, assuming everything you smoke.
Oh, that's what I'm yelling from now on.
Yeah.
Whenever they hassle me.
Still to eight, man.
Okay, maybe it's nine, but relax.
I didn't do ten.
Does it get stronger with each number?
It gets different with each number.
Or it gets hotter?
It gets sexier.
It gets sexier.
Ten is sexier than eight.
Ten is the sexiest.
It really is.
How many people have gone all the way up to Delta 10 here tonight?
Nobody.
It's legal. You can admit it.
You don't have to hide anymore.
That part's legal.
Okay, one person came out of the closet for Delta 10.
Who are you?
Who are you?
We need all your information.
How many people have done Delta 8?
How many people did Delta 9? How many people did Delta 9?
How many people did Delta 10?
Just the one.
Is there a Delta 11?
I don't know.
I'm taking up too much time.
Let's keep going.
But anyway.
That was interesting though.
What?
She wants to know if what you're talking about is real.
I mean, I've been wondering that this whole time.
I thought when people said nine and eight,
they was mixing them up,
and I had no idea there was three numbers.
It's real.
It was just the eight.
It's real.
Yeah, if you do all three at once,
it's like doing Delta 27.
There he is.
All right, also joining us thank you john for that was great there was a real roller coaster of the
opening interview segment between you and i have more good news and bad news if you want to hear
it but we got to keep moving i wish i was like if it was jeopardy i would have cut you off before
you got to the sad story or the weird story uh but it's all enriching, ultimately,
to everyone.
You never said if you tried Delta 9 or 10, though, did you?
I'm saying I don't think I have.
Okay.
But you never know.
You want to try it after the show?
I would definitely try it.
Okay.
But do you think being high already would affect it?
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Don't I have to really find out if it works?
Don't I have to do it like not high?
Let's start fresh tomorrow.
Maybe in the morning.
Let's do it tomorrow morning.
Yeah, let's get together in the morning at around 4 p.m.
Okay.
Also joining us for, and this is interesting,
Chris and our next guest and John have all competed together in Austin before on the same episode.
So this is like that plus it's like a rematch plus a bonus interloper.
That's not the right word.
You're welcome.
Anyway, we'll get to that gentleman in a second.
But first it's Mary Santora.
Yeah!
No one in my family is oppressed. that gentleman in a second, but first it's Mary Santora!
No one in my family is oppressed.
They didn't have to move across the country. I'm from Ohio where all drugs are illegal,
so I don't know anything about the deltas or.
Hey, but Ohio is on the verge of, I think,
Tuesday. Who?
Ohio. Oh, what about?
I think on the verge of, I think, Tuesday, Ohio. I think on Tuesday, November 3, 4, 5, 6.
6.
Tuesday.
It's a Tuesday.
I think 7th.
I think they're going to vote to legalize.
Yes.
There's two important ones.
Issue 1 is the abortion ban, and then issue 2 is legalized weed.
Well, let's leave the abortion talk to John when it's his turn to speak again.
I didn't mean to step on your toes.
Let's not get into his area.
Yeah.
John, could you explain what abortion is to everybody in the audience?
I'm glad you asked.
I'm glad you brought me here.
I have some good news and some bad news for you.
Okay, so that's going to be on the
ballot, but what was the second thing?
We. Yeah, which is
amazing. I'm so happy for it, but the
other thing's much more important.
You know, so yeah, that's
true. Yeah, amazing.
Alright, good. So everybody vote for
those two things. In Ohio.
In Ohio. From Austin.
People in Ohio listen to this.
Send in your ballots.
It's true.
And I'm going to be there.
I'm going to be in Cleveland
just a few days before this happens.
I'm going to be there
doing two shows on November 4th
at Dunlap's.
Well, Mary, thank you for being here.
Are you enjoying the weather in Austin?
No.
This feels like you're walking around
inside somebody's mouth.
This is terrible.
It's disgusting.
It's 80 degrees with 100% humidity,
and no one here knows how to drive in the rain
because you guys don't understand weather,
and that sucks a lot.
Well, when it's not raining,
it feels like rain that you don't feel.
Like, it's just the rain air.
It's just heavy.
Like, you're just walking around in the heavy
rain like you're just wet just from walking a couple of blocks and it's funny because i feel
like people in austin are normally super upbeat and happy and everybody's sad and i'm like this
is what people in the midwest talk about with seasonal depression well it's been a brutal summer
like it's been one of the hottest summers on record here i believe and then at the end of that
now finally it's finally getting there at the end of October
and uh they said on the news today that next week one day it's gonna be 40 degrees
like what the shit hell yeah keeps you on your toes but also doesn't stay cold which is why
it's one of my favorite climates in the country and our next guest is on a streamer I'm not going to mention
because we're striking the streamers,
but he's on two programs on that goddamn streamer
that are so delightful.
Me and my girlfriend love both of the shows you're on.
His name, everybody, is Tone Bell.
Tone Bell.
It's Netflix.
Survival of the Thickest
with Michelle Buteau.
You didn't say. You're not here to promote it.
You're right. What's the show I can't promote?
What? Huh?
And
Drinkmasters.
Fantastic shows. I've actually gone
to bars to find the bartenders
from that show. They're good, man.
And I haven't found any yet.
Because the first
bartender I meet ruins the plan.
Because, you know,
I'm not just meeting bartenders and not getting
a drink. And then next
thing you know, it's too much.
But thank you for all
the survival of the thickest
was like, we binged the shit out of that. Hey, man, thank you. It the survival of the thickest was like we binge the shit out of that.
Hey, man, thank you.
It's just fun to watch episode to episode.
It's such it's such a solid show and you're great on it.
And you're not promoting it.
Is that a show where everyone gains as much weight as possible and tries to not get diabetes?
So you have seen.
It's not a competition show
it's a sitcom
oh
it's a single camera sitcom
as we say
and
it's very good
if you haven't seen it yet
you can figure out
that's the great thing
is we don't have to promote
the specific place it is
because everybody can figure out
where it is
quite easily
and I hope they do
but thank you for joining us
for this is his first time on
Doug Lowe's Movies.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
And I hope you
want to do it a second time.
That's all I'm going to say at this point.
There's no reason to get ahead of
ourselves, but I'm hoping
that you have a real good time and that you have a lot of fun with competition.
And first, before we play some games, I'd like to ask each of you one question.
It's the same question for each, and we start with Chris.
Please, could you recommend a horror film?
Finishing off
our month of scary movie
talk on Douglas Movies.
Okay, yeah.
The blob.
He hasn't seen it yet.
Oh, I'm going to knock out
the blob tonight, you best believe it.
It's short, too.
I think it's like a tight 78, 80 minutes, something like that.
Oh, perfect.
All right.
Then the blob it shall be.
All right.
I'm going to say I brought it up last night.
The last Texas Chainsaw Massacre that was on Netflix.
I know a lot of people hated it, but I thought it was great.
So, yeah, I would recommend it.
You're going to throw all your support behind
a movie you know everybody hates.
Yeah.
But you liked it.
I like that strategy, because it'll be interesting
to see if anybody watches it
and chases you down.
Like, what the hell were you thinking?
Everybody was right.
Except for you.
All right, so,
what's the accurate title of that last one?
Man, I don't remember.
I thought it was just called Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Oh, like it was sort of like a reboot?
Yeah.
It wasn't a continuation?
No, it was a continuation.
It was the first...
A continuation of the reboot?
Yeah. Well, they bring back the first girl who survived the first movie uh she's uh yeah she's in this one so okay i guess that gets so
confusing when they do that shit like scream stop numbering the screams and then but but scream six
was they just called it scream but it was still Neve Campbell, right? Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck was that?
But it wasn't starting from the beginning.
And then Neve didn't, you know,
they didn't want to pay her for the next one after that.
So now she's gone.
And I'm out.
I know.
I mean, I didn't even watch the last one she was in.
So you really think I'm going to bother with the one she's not in?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I'll say watch that.
Okay.
I like the screen movies.
All right.
So, but Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
I'll figure out what the most recent one's called, because they always put some dumb extra wording in there or something.
And we love accuracy around here.
Did anybody here see that shit besides me?
Anyone?
One guy.
Fuck no, we got over here.
You didn't like it?
Yeah.
No. He didn't even want to raise his hand. Don no, we got over here. You didn't like it? Yeah.
He didn't even want to raise his hand.
Don't ask the audience questions. Wish I didn't.
You don't want to know the answer. That was rough.
Alright, let's go to Mary.
Please recommend a scary
movie. Mary, scary.
I'm going to go with the
original Saw.
Oh, you love the fucking Saw movies.
You said that last night,
and I left the conversation.
I love them.
I think that they teach a lesson.
It's just gory enough,
and I like to call them figure amounts.
You got to figure out who done it
and where it was and how it happened,
and it's a brain teaser for all.
So I say the original Saw.
And
did I catch this correctly? There are
several Saws you haven't seen?
My boyfriend and I are working our way through
them right now. So we just watched
one through four. So we're on five.
So you saw Saw 1, you saw Saw 2, you saw
Saw 3, and you saw Saw 4.
Yes.
All while seesawing.
Set down to seesaw, you know?
How many, how many, I'm sorry,
how many saws?
There's 10.
I think they just came out with Saw X.
Yeah, that's the 10th one.
Yeah, that's the new lazy way
of titling a 10th of anything.
And Chris Rock had a spin-off
a couple years ago
that was called Jigsaw, or Spiral.
Spiral. And I don'taw or Spiral. Spiral.
And I don't think anybody saw it.
Spiral colon from the Files of the Saw universe or whatever the fuck.
Something like that.
Yeah.
The original one.
It was some bullshit.
Just be a Saw movie or don't be a Saw movie.
I'm not going to see your Saw anyway.
I'm an adult. No seesaw for me.
Okay. Can we rewind and go back to what you call the genre of movie that Saw is? Because
I find that so wonderful. Figure amounts? Figure amounts. Is it the same as a whodunit?
Or is it different? No. No, because you know who... In Saw, you know whodunit Or is it different No It's all you know whodunit
You gotta figure out how to get out of the traps
Well anytime you have to figure out
Whodunit
It's a figure amount
Well why not call it a whodunit then
Because they're stupid
I think figure amounts is great
I think a figure amount is really good
It's better.
Because nobody in the whodunit has their foot locked in a bear trap.
Right.
Yeah, we know it's Jigsaw.
Or someone pretending to be Jigsaw.
That narrows it down incredibly.
No, but you know whodunit.
You don't know how to get your foot out.
You don't know how to figure him out.
That's the figure him out.
That's what I'm saying.
So we agree.
We all agree.
I figured this out immediately.
Well,
Mary likes
to figure out why someone's being tortured.
Yes. Why did that person
John likes to know who done it when
somebody's dead.
Different strokes.
All right.
So we're giving you saw one.
Yeah. O.G. saw just called saw. Yeah. Alright, so we're giving you Saw 1 OG Saw
Just called Saw
Okay, John Earler
Doug Benson
Please recommend a scary movie
I just watched
Fright Night for the first time
Have you seen Fright Night?
OG Fright Night?
OG Fright Night 1985 or 60 Yeah, that's a pretty good movie night for the first time have you seen fright night uh og fright night og fright night wow
1985 or 60 yeah that's a pretty good movie it's a pretty good movie yeah they botched it with the
remake did they yeah with uh 2011 re-made colin farrell you look the cast is stacked like it
looked like a great cast what did they mess up just you know the movie yeah
they just did it they just did it all wrong you know they just didn't they didn't
capture the spirit of what made the first one good you know yeah that classic mistake
did you have to figure anything out did you have to figure m out
uh i don't know now you're quizzing me about the movie you're recommending.
I am.
That I haven't seen for a minute.
Roddy McDowell?
Roddy McDowell plays the washed up television terror host.
That'll be his reason to check it out.
He's great. He's so good.
I was just watching Overboard the other day.
He was the ship butler.
Which I'm sure there's a steward.
That's the word?
He's the steward.
He was a ship butler. You know, a steward. That's the word. He's the steward. He's the ship butler.
You know, a shittler.
Shittler.
Shittler.
The shittler.
I was actually going,
I was like, man,
ship butler sound right.
All right, so Fright Night,
the OG Fright Night
is probably in the 80s-ish.
Yeah, 85 or 86, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
Chris Sarandon plays the head vampire. Very charismatic. Soish. Yeah, 85 or 86. Yeah, yeah. Chris Sarandon plays the head vampire.
Very charismatic. So sexy.
Yeah. Just preparing for his
role as Jack Skellington, essentially.
That's right. And dealing
with his sister, Susan Sarandon.
Okay, so
what's it called again?
Come on.
Figure it out. Yeah, it's a
figure them out. I did. I figured it out. Yeah, it's a figure them out. I did.
I figured it out.
All right.
First time on the show, Tone Bell, please recommend.
I'm going to disappoint a lot of you.
I know it.
Because I don't get a chance to watch a lot of horror films in my house because my lady does not allow me to.
So I got to do it when she's not there. So the last one, I know, it's even worse because she white.
But it can only be the sound, you know what I mean?
It's like Jesus Christ, ladies.
This lady just goes, oh.
It's just jokes. Jesus Christ, ladies. This lady just goes, oh. It's just jokes.
She's not that large.
I could take her.
I just watched, because I just saw it,
I just watched Nope for the first time.
Oh, that movie's not good.
Sorry.
So you saw Get Out, and then Us. I and then jump oh wait oh oh okay and then nope
so you're just late on nope because nope was the third i was i was super late on nope yeah
but i just watched it and i watched it during the day because she was gone
and um oh you said recommend yeah oh i thought you said recommend. Yeah. Oh, I thought you said watched.
Oh, because you can't recommend it?
Did I like it?
That's not the point.
Well, you're supposed to recommend something.
Usually you recommend things you like.
Except Chris.
I don't have to.
Actually, did I like it?
Yes, I did like it.
Would I say it was good?
I don't know. I don't know.
I can separate that.
I can separate that.
I can separate whether I liked it or if I think it's good.
She just said, nope.
You get me, right?
This dude gets me right here.
This guy, your hair is awesome.
I can't really see you, but your hair is telling me that you understand what I'm saying.
It's just kind of just a silhouette to me.
I know you're white.
I can tell you're white.
With that hair, I know you're white.
Yeah.
Can't really see you.
He's got a good bounce, that hair.
It's a great bounce.
It's real Mike Myers hair.
But you know what I mean, right?
He's going to be a very Muppet.
Yeah.
Very Muppet, but I would recommend, I don't know.
You guys are going to cheat with that system during the games.
When you're hovering around the right answer, his hair is going to start flopping around.
But yeah, just one that you stand behind if somebody
went, hey man, that sucked. You'd be like, what are you talking
about? I loved it.
I would stand behind
only because I've seen it once and I remember it
is scaring the shit out of me in high school. I would go
Halloween H20.
I was 17. Sorry. I love it.
Halloween H20. I remember being
very frightened. Also, Busta Rhymes is great.
It's a fun wrinkle in the series
that they added those numbers and letters at the
end.
And that meant
the 2-0 was because it was 20 years
after the first one? Correct.
And do you know that yesterday is 45 years
since the release of the first
Halloween? Wow.
I know.
That sucks.
That was a long time ago.
But it still holds up, despite the fact that they do like to show clips on the Internet
of, you know, it takes place in Haddonfield, Illinois, but it was shot in Los Angeles.
So there's a scene of Jamie Lee Curtis crossing a street, and there's like, you know, it takes place in Haddonfield, Illinois, but it was shot in Los Angeles. So there's a scene of Jamie Lee Curtis
crossing a street, and there's like,
you know,
palm trees in the background.
There was like to point that out, like,
oh, now everyone involved in Halloween feels
like shit, because they
accidentally let one palm tree show up in the
background. There's also a bunch of
succulent plants in the same shot you're talking about, too.
Yeah, see, this guy, he knows the plants.
He knows all the plants.
You can't have the wrong plant in a sequence.
He'll be like, that's not New York, that's Toronto,
just based on some ivy there crawling up the side.
I feel like John's just going to be the Eeyore of this episode.
Every time he says anything,
Eeyore.
I don't want to play.
I want to talk about...
It's actually a succulent.
I'm glad y'all said so, because I was about to
really try to make a real bad horror
decoder, like a horror...
I can't say horror, by the way. Horror?
Horror.
Horticulture. Horror deculture joke.
Oh, that's good. I was trying to get that out, but I was like,
you'll never be able to say that. And then I tried it.
And then I tried it anyway.
Sorry, Doug. Go ahead.
Horticulture.
Horticulture.
Horticulture.
See why I stopped?
Yeah, you're right. That was a good call.
I got nothing out of that.
It was really not worth it.
Horror to culture.
Horror to culture.
Horror to culture.
Horror to culture.
With a T.
Horror to culturist.
Are you guys saying horse to culture?
I'm like zoned out.
We're talking about horse culture right now.
Sounds like where we're going.
Which do you like better, prostitute paddle
or horror?
Horror.
I like the horror.
Alright, we'll let everybody chew on that
while we go to our first break.
We'll be right back.
We're back.
Yeah, we did it.
Let me do a quick recap Of the name tags that were selected
During the break
Chris chose our good friend
Dead Air Dennis
And John went with
Andy Man
Everyone knows what that's a pun on
I'm sure
Mary chose Vanessa Saw,
because Mary loves those movies
so much she's seen four of them,
and...
And
Toebell went with Snakes
Anna, A-N-N-A?
One N.
Snakes Anna Plain.
Congratulations to all who were chosen
and apologies to those who weren't.
Better luck in the future.
Let's play some games
and figure out who wins this stuff tonight.
Oh, thank you so much.
I love that signal that it was there, too.
He tapped the table and I noticed it.
And let's hear it for the staff here at
Depp City Comedy Club.
All right, so this first game we're gonna play
is something that I call Live, Die, Repeat.
Give, die, repeat.
All right, this is the dumbest of all the games you could imagine we would play.
I'm going to say the title of an actual motion picture,
ladies and gentlemen, Budweiser Zero.
Yeah, buddy! Be careful with that.
Thank you.
I thought you were lying.
I'm not lying.
Don't drop that,
otherwise there'll be
an explosion of taste.
Keep it up.
I'll turn this shit
into a meeting real fast.
Who asked for the water?
Johnny. There you go.
All right.
Here's how Live, Die, Repeat works.
I'll say the title of a motion picture,
and then the first person on stage with me tonight
who repeats back the full title
accurately and correctly
wins the game.
Okay.
Yeah, it's weird.
Oh, that's it?
That's it.
It's going to be hard.
It's going to be horde of hordes.
It sounds easy,
but only one of you can win.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
It's like if I had four people up here
and then we flipped a coin,
who would be the winner?
Okay.
Sounds like a great premise you're not teams you're
all playing as individuals for people in the audience who care and made effort to
make those great signs it's like saw it really is like premeditated you mean no
we're each trying to get out of a trap
that individually we have to get out of by ourselves.
I thought she's the one that was going to turn it into a meeting.
I'm drinking water for a reason.
I'm drinking water for a reason.
If I can't have my Delta 9,
I'll have my water.
I feel like this conversation
is a trap I want to get out of.
So guess as often as you like,
but it has to be the full title
to be a correct answer.
And every time somebody guesses wrong,
I'll start back at the beginning of the title
until somebody gets it.
So you're going to say it and we just have to repeat it?
Basically, but you can't wait until the end
because everyone will have heard it.
Oh, okay.
You have to figure out what the next word's going to be
and then say the whole thing.
I would be surprised if Chris Tellez
has seen this motion picture.
If it's the blob I have.
It's not really.
That's tonight.
I was counting on you watching it, man.
That was not enough time of the day.
It was so important to me.
All right, here we go.
Ginger.
Dead. Man. Ginger. Man.
Ginger Dead Man.
Versus?
Ginger Dead Man 2.
Ginger Dead Man 2.
Great guess.
Ginger Dead Man 2 Great guess Ginger
Dead
Man
2
Attack
Ginger
Dead
Man
2
Ginger Man
No, you're out
Ginger
Dead
Man
2
Passion
The Passion Dead Man 2 Passion Of
The
Passion
Of the Crust
Passion of the Crust
Full title
Ginger Dead Man 2 Passion of the Crust
That is correct
Thank you.
Thank you the most.
The third one, Ginger Dead Man 3,
I did it on the last episode.
That one is called Saturday Night Cleaver.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, they really have fun with those Ginger Dead Man titles.
Passion of the crust, I mean, wow.
What a weird movie to make fun of in a title.
But congratulations, Mary, you won!
You know what that means?
That means Mary gets to go first in our next game.
Yay! No one else is excited, but that's not where you're at.
The excitement is such that there's a hush. Like, people are quiet with excitement. That's
how exciting it is.
All right. This game is called Olivia Rodrigo to Hell.
Here's how it works.
I said Olivia Rodrigo to Hell!
That's what I should have done the first time.
I sort of sprung it on you, thinking you'd be so excited by that pun.
But it is a really fun game, because I'm going to say a title,
and then the contestants on stage have to guess if that title is a Olivia Rodrigo song,
a movie,
or both.
Okay.
Are any of you
Olivia Rodrigo fans?
I know as many Olivia
Rodrigo songs as Saw movies I've seen.
Oh, so you have four of them?
Yeah.
That could be helpful.
Just knowing the kind of titles she has could be helpful
Because that's what gave me the idea for this game
Is they all sound like horror movies to me
Except for Driver's License
That sounds like a reasonable
Chris, are you familiar with her work at all?
I'm not, but
I don't know, I'll check her out later
I count on that, I count on it
He's going to put Olivia Rodrigo
on to the blob later.
Match it up. Dark Side of the Moon.
Night at the old Teller's house tonight.
I count on my guests not being
familiar with Olivia
Rodrigo to the point where they could
run away with this thing.
We'll start with Mary.
I'll say the title.
You say Rodrigo movie movie, or both.
I should have made this Rodrigo or Rodrigno.
But there's three choices.
Rodrigo, movie, or both.
Okay.
On a recent episode, one of the guests said,
isn't everything a movie title?
And the answer to that is, no, not everything is a movie title.
For instance, everything is a movie title
is not a movie title.
There's plenty of phrases and words
that are not movie titles.
Which is, I think, what I said to him last week,
but I'm just jumping ahead of the possibility
of that happening again.
That's a good strategy.
All right, so we go, it goes Mary then Tone then John then Chris and oh so if Mary misses it then Tone gets to guess from
the two remaining options. If he misses then John gets to guess and if he misses
then well Chris he won't miss. But then Chris will get to go first on the next one
Alright, here we go, Mary
Ready
Bad idea right
Is that a
Rodrigo song, a movie, or both?
Bad idea right
R-I-G-H-T or W-R-I-T-E
You know, I never
Would go on a bad idea ride.
Oh, ride.
No, it's right.
Which one is it?
I'm saying it's right.
With a T.
With a T, like.
With a T.
With a T.
Like right.
It's got a T at the end.
Like right.
Ride.
Ride.
Like dentist or dentist. Who knows which one it the end. Like right. Right. Like dentist or dentist.
Who knows which one it might be.
All right.
I'm going to go with Rodrigo.
It's like Dudley do ride.
You're not helping.
Your answer is Rodrigo?
Yes.
That is correct.
Mary Santora is on the board.
We now go to Tone Bell.
Wait, hold on.
I got a question.
Okay.
So that means you thought it was a what?
Olivia Rodrigo song.
A song.
Okay.
I'm with you.
Yeah.
She's got a song called Bad Idea Ride.
But this is the next one for you, Tone.
Is this a movie, a Rodrigo song or both antisocial
oh boy
doug i'm gonna go with both. Ouch. No. No.
I'm sorry, that is incorrect.
It's all right, I'm here for the people.
Is it a song or a movie, John?
I'm gonna say it's a song.
Chris, what do you think it is?
It's looking good, Dennis.
I'm gonna say it's a movie.
That is correct, it is a movie.
This one will blow your mind.
It's been three movies in the last 10 years.
One in 2013 and two different films in 2015
were named Antisocial.
All right, so Chris is on the board,
but now we're back to Mary.
This is your chance to win it all, Mary,
if you get this one right.
I'm ready.
You win this game, and you know what that means.
That's another game I win.
Yeah.
Doesn't mean much at all.
Just means you get to go first in our last game Which may or may not be beneficial
You never know
Song, movie, or both
Victim
Victim
Victim
I need you to evict Tim
Fucking Tim.
Always late on rent.
Victim is both.
Let me just check here.
That is correct.
You did it.
Unbelievable.
Mary, you just ran away with that game.
I mean, I would have said that.
That's a good guess.
That would have been a good guess.
Just for fun, Tone, let's do the next one.
Is this a movie, a song, or both?
Strange.
Both?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because you know Olivia Rodrigo sings about getting that.
She's super energetic, some strange.
All of her songs really do have a real horror movie thing to it.
Vampire is one.
And John, here's one.
Yeah, Vampire is in there.
And John, Rodrigo and movie are both crawl.
Hmm.
Not crawl, crawl.
Could it be neither?
No.
Okay.
I wouldn't put that kind of twist into this game.
I'm going to say song.
You've not heard of the movie Crawl?
Damn it.
It's good.
It's a good horror movie.
Is that an alligator movie?
Yeah.
Alligator, yeah yeah he knows it
yeah but on apple itunes like five yeah a lot of people okay let's not promote that but uh
but yeah there's a movie that would be actually fun movie for you to watch with an audience
crawl um that people aren't going to hear this in time for the next uh choose your own pancake
where people bring their own but they will hear this in time for the next Choose Your Own Pancake, where people
bring their own, but they will hear this in time for the next Benson movie interruption,
Your Choice in Los Angeles.
So if you're listening, Crawl would be a good movie to bring.
I would throw my weight behind Crawl.
Interesting.
So when you do the Choose Your Own Movie format, you try to influence the outcome.
I do.
I'm like, it's absolutely your choice,
but I would prefer this, this, and this.
No, I let all the guests on stage,
all the people that interrupt the movie with me,
they all say which movie they like out of all the movies that the audience members brought.
And then from those four, we have the audience vote.
But I feel like everybody's feelings
about all four movies
kind of comes forth in the discussion
and so that's why I always win.
Or I always get like
my preference tends to happen
because there's a groundswell of support for it
because I'm excited about it.
But the audience gets to choose in theory.
But they choose, yeah. It's like a weird
dictatorship sort of thing. Yeah.
It's basically a card
trick where
you know they're going to take the ace of hearts.
They just think they're picking a card.
And you know exactly which one they're going
to pick. No, it's not that specific.
I could see myself getting burned by it
and having to interrupt something
that I would rather not
just because the audience thought it was funny yeah let's uh let's all yell stuff while we're
watching manhattan you know like let's just yell at woody allen for two hours that would actually
be kind of fun now that i think about it could be kind of cathartic for some people that's right
uh all right so congratulations, Mary.
Like you said, it means you get to go first
in our final game that we will play after this break.
We'll be right back.
We're back!
We're back! Woo!
All right, we are going to play a game
to determine our winner today.
Mary's going to go first,
and we're going to flip the order around.
Then Chris, then me,
because I like to play along on this one,
then John, then Tone,
and we're going to take turns in a game
called Super Last Person Standing
Scream Queens Edition.
So we're going to get four names from four audience members whose name tags were chosen
tonight, and those four actresses are going, we're going to name movies that they were in
in that order I said earlier
and when you can't think of one you're out
but you do have a lifeline you can go
to your person whose name tag
you picked you can go to that person
once for help with
an answer maybe last for another round
and you know think of another movie by
the time it comes back to you it's
happened before.
Some people have come back and won after using their lifeline.
Let's start with Dennis.
Wait, Doug.
I got a question.
Okay.
These don't have to be horror movies,
but these actresses have had to be in a horror film.
Yeah.
You don't have to worry about the horror film part
as much as the people suggesting the names of the actors just check it but yeah it'll
be their entire filmography that's why I want to have get a little horny and if
possible of course because we all love saying horror so much Dennis oh okay I Amiga, okay. I like it. I like it. I've never heard that.
That's the guy
I'm playing for, and I think...
You just fucked us,
man. I don't know what the hell that means.
You know what you did?
You trusted a stranger with candy
in this story.
God damn it.
Rule number one.
Oh, you'll figure it out.
Maybe.
We'll see.
I mean, you know, TV doesn't count,
so I don't think it's cheating for me to say she was on Bates Motel.
All right, Mary?
Wait, we're playing?
What?
Oh, who's your person?
Vanessa.
Oh, yeah, Vanessa.
What do you got for us?
Wasn't Renee Zellweger in the original Texas Chainsaw?
Zellweger was in a Texas Chainsaw
I think it might have been the second one but it was one of
her first roles. Great choice
Renee Zellweger.
Let's go to Tone's
selection which was
On a Plane. Oh yeah.
Angelina Jolie.
Angelina Jolie.
Her to her.
Right.
First one.
First one.
Her to her.
I saw it in your eyes.
She was in a horror movie?
Or a thriller.
I mean, hadn't she?
Thriller.
Yeah, I guess maybe a thriller. Oh, yeah.
Oh, I got one. You're right.
I'm wrong.
Apologies.
Okay, so...
Wait, who was it? Oh, yeah.
Angelina
Jolie.
Angelina Jolie.
Alright, and where's John's lifeline?
The Andy Man. Andy Man. Whatolie. All right, and where's John's lifeline? The Andy man.
Andy man.
What do you got, Andy man?
Naomi Watts.
Naomi Watts.
Dude, I don't know what these people look like.
She's been, she's running around screaming a little bit.
Wow, this is going to, I'm glad we've got,
I hope we have enough time for this.
Because this is huge.
All right. And and you know anytime
you want me to remind you of any of the four actresses
because this is like it's a big
lots of containing in your head
but like I said we'll start
with Mary first she's going to name a
movie that's got either
Vera Farmiga, Naomi Watts
Renee Zellweger
or Angelina Jolie in it.
It's all of them.
It's all of them.
Okay.
And you can take from any.
You don't have to.
Chris doesn't have to name Vera Farmiga movies because he doesn't know any.
Okay.
Nobody does.
That's what I thought what the situation was.
I'm glad you cleared that up.
Yeah.
But you know Naomi Watts and Renee Zellweger, and Angelina
Jolie movies, right? Oh yeah, love
them. Okay.
The last time you played against Mary and John,
you won. I know, by accident,
but I'll take it.
I'm hoping that's what happens here tonight. Okay.
And like I said, I'm going to play too,
but even if I last to the end,
I can't win. It's whoever lasts longest.
View four. Mary, what have you got? win. It's whoever lasts longest. View four.
Mary, what have you got?
Angelina Jolie was in Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
She sure was.
And that's all I got.
All right.
You played valiantly.
It goes to the next person, right?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
No, you have to do until you can't think of one. That's not a bad concept. And then you go, you have to do it until you can't think of one.
That's not a bad concept.
And then you go, you're out!
And then you have to watch everybody else try.
Okay, okay.
No, now we go two-tone.
Oh, I said we were going to Chris.
Sorry, go to Chris.
Jerry Maguire.
Who?
Reese.
Renee.
Renee Zellweger. I wish Reese Witherspoon
was in Jerry Maguire
Do we have to say
their name too
in the movie?
No you don't have to
I mean we'll figure it out
I think
I think it'll be obvious
I don't know what
three of these people
look like
Wait till you see
him now
I'll just go ahead
and get it out of the way
now
the Angelina Jolie movie
that I think is a horror movie
is directed by Mr. Clint Eastwood,
and it's called The Changeling.
It's not that scary.
That was going to be one of my Angelinas.
Thanks.
Really?
No, I'd never heard of it.
But maybe I'll check it out tonight after the blob.
Double feature.
It'll put you to sleep.
It's sleepy.
There's an old movie called The Changeling with George C. Scott that is quite good.
It's a quite good older horror movie, especially if you're scared by a ball bouncing down the stairs.
Right?
Yeah.
It's the scariest ball bouncing down the stairs I think I Yeah. It's the scariest ball
bouncing down the stairs
I think I've ever seen.
All right, John Erler.
Hello.
Hi.
Let's go with
Lara Croft Tomb Raider.
That is an Angelina Jolie movie
with a brief appearance
by Renee Zellweger.
No.
Oh.
That's not true. That's not true.
I was about to say, I do not remember that, but
man. I was gonna say she played
her travel agent.
That was a great fake out.
Right? Okay, Tone?
I'm gonna go with Hackers.
Hackers, Angelina Jolie.
Very early, early Jolie.
Mary.
If I'm wrong, do I then get to...
Yeah, you don't want to say something wrong.
I'll try to guide you off of it
if you're about to say something wrong.
Well, I think she was in this movie,
but is it smarter to just go to my person?
I'd say out of those four
actresses, you're already just
done. Yeah, dude.
I told you, I don't know. I have no
idea what Naomi Watts or the
whatever he said. I don't know what that is.
You don't know any Naomi Watts movies? I don't even know what she looks
like. She's blonde, usually.
And
monkeys think she's funny okay all right no but
yeah you go to your lifeline if that you know if you really need it I know one
but then if I'm wrong I'm out right right but you stay say it slowly I'll
stop you if you're wrong okay I think Angelina Jolie was in Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
Oh.
Is that wrong?
I don't think so.
She's not the main girl?
I don't think she was.
I don't think so.
She's not the main girl in that?
I don't think so.
I want to go to my lifeline.
Doug, if you try to stop me.
Okay, let's show you your lifeline.
I really didn't know which Once Upon a Time where.
I didn't know where it was going.
I thought it might end up in Melissa,
Blue Maleficent's kingdom somehow.
I also thought that I could say Maleficent.
All right, let's go to the lifeline.
That was a saw-style jigsaw trap.
It really was.
She got her legs sawed off.
She did not succeed at getting out of that trap
Somebody did not figure it out
I did not
So can I go to my guy
Vanessa help me please
Let's go to Vanessa she's got a good one
Chicago
For
Renee Zellweger
Oh okay
Was in Chicago
Yeah But maybe listen up Mary was in Chicago. Yeah.
But maybe listen up, Mary,
because maybe one of us will say a movie that has a sequel.
It'll be an easy grab when it gets back around to you.
Chris?
Gia with Angelina Jolie.
Now, what I like to say at this point
is that movies made for television do not count.
Oh!
That was made for HBO back in the day,
and I don't support them because I'm on strike.
So that point don't count then?
I have to, because every other time we play Angelina Jolie,
I don't accept it, so I wish I could do it for you, Chris,
because you need it.
I do.
That was the last one I know.
Go to your lifeline.
See what happens.
See what happens.
Oh, man.
I feel.
Keep thinking about it.
Like, yeah, you know.
Oh, I know one, but I don't want you to know more.
Okay, well, you may.
Yeah, you were really hoping he'd do better for you.
I think I know one more.
Okay, go for it.
Name one with the chick you said.
The Departed.
Which one is she in that?
The Departed is.
The Departed. Vera Farmiga is in The Departed. Yeah, I trust him. Farmiga. Which one is she in that the departed is the departing is in the departed yeah i trust them
she's the lady that's like here i am all the time oh that's who it is the only the only female role
of any importance or i didn't think magnitude because it's a mark walbert there were no women
in that movie from what i remember that movie got like 19 stars in it. Right. Yeah, it had a big
cast, but she was the lady.
She was pretty much the woman in it.
But, you know, maybe it'll be...
I'll say something that might help you.
Let's wait and see what happens. Oh, it's my turn.
Yeah.
Wait, what did you end up saying, Chris?
The Departed. Okay.
So I'm gonna say
The Conjuring.
Oh, is she the main chick in that?
She sure is.
Okay.
I know who that is.
I know her.
John?
I'll say Conjuring 2.
Conjuring 2.
too.
Too con, too during?
She doesn't even notice what you just did to her.
She doesn't even care.
Tone's explaining it to her now. Alright, back to you, Tone.
You know what?
This is embarrassing.
I know, it's difficult.
I know all, well, not your choice.
You know those actresses.
I'm going to throw this out there because I think I'm right and I'm okay being wrong.
But I'm coming to you if I am wrong.
I'm going to go with Stigmata.
Which one's in that?
Is that not Naomi Watts?
No, but I think you're ballparking it.
I think you're thinking of like that Naomi Watts was in a popular horror film.
I can't reguess, but.
But yeah, go to your lifeline.
I'm going to my lifeline, because I do have one now.
The Bone Collector.
The Bone Collector, that's another kind of creepy one.
That's Angelina Jolie's in The Bone Collector.
There we go, we'll take it.
Good job, good job.
Ana, thank you.
Now we're back to Mary,
and I'm sad to say there's no Bone Collector 2.
Still boning.
More bones.
No, no, I know one.
I know one.
Oh, shit.
Gone in 60 Seconds.
Yes.
Oh, fuck.
What we riffed last time we were in Austin.
I was dreading no one would bring up her role
in Gone in 60 Seconds as the lady with the dreadlocks.
All right.
That was Angelina Jolie, by the way.
Yeah.
Correct.
Chris, it's back to you.
Any revelations?
Well, I know there's a few of them but I'm hoping it's just
called Tomb Raider 2
Rise of the Tombs
Raiders of the Lost Tombs
John you got a few more in you
a few more
Laura Croft movies yeah I got a few more
okay alright then I'm just gonna give him this one hell yeah a few more in you? A few more Laura Croft movies? Yeah, I got a few more. Okay, all right.
Then I'm just going to
give him this one.
Hell yeah.
Cradle of Life
is the subtitle of...
Cradle of Life?
Cradle of Life, yeah.
I'll be over here
trying to remember
some of the names.
She's a big life baby.
And she needs to find
a cradle and...
Oh, I thought you said
dreidel.
Have a nice... Like a dreidel. Oh, I thought you said dreidel. Have a nice...
Like a dreidel.
Oh, you thought I said dreidel?
Like the Jewish toy.
Yeah, dreidel of life would be...
Dreidel of life.
The title of something, I'm sure.
Probably an Olivia Rodrigo song.
Dreidel of life.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel.
If I had to guess.
All right.
Oh, so it's back to me.
Great job, Chris.
Thank you.
You nailed it.
Here's another one
that should spring to mind
for people for Angelina Jolie.
Girl Interrupted.
Shoot.
That's who won the Oscar
for that one.
God damn it.
I hate it.
John?
Gonna go with an
Austin movie called
Dazed and Confused.
Who is that?
Zellweger.
Renee Zellweger.
Zellweger.
Who?
Renee Zellweger appears briefly
in Dazed and Confused.
Fry like bacon, freshman bitches. There youused. Fry like bacon, freshman bitches.
There you go. Fry like bacon, freshman bitches.
I'm just quoting this gentleman who's quoting the motion picture.
Not going after anybody.
Tone?
Rolling these dice, baby.
Contagion.
Is that not Naomi Watts either?
Gwyneth Paltrow dies at the beginning of Contagion.
And then I think, isn't it like Kate Winslet,
the person running around trying to save everybody?
I don't think any of those actresses.
Is that when he whispered to me,
what's the virus with the birds?
Is that what you were trying to get at with Contagion?
I was like
the avian flu. I go what's that? What is that called?
What's that one? I said the avian flu.
What's the bird with the lady, the white lady,
the blonde with the birds?
Tippi Hedren was in the birds
and Naomi Watts
is kind of like Tippi Hedren.
You must want to tell people, Mary.
Yeah.
Covered my microphone.
Is that your final answer?
No, man, we got an answer.
What do you got?
What do you got?
That's it?
Chris, do you have anything more?
Wait, why don't we skip?
Sorry, Mary.
I forgot
about your triumphant return to the game.
What's gone in 60 seconds?
Let's go
over it again. Naomi Watts,
star of, just finish
the sentence, or
Angelina Jolie.
She's
an action chick. She kind of is,
yeah.
So that means that she was probably in one of the Fast and Furious. Oh, that's not going to work like that.
Oh.
I'm out.
I got nothing.
She's not Fast and Furious cheap.
I got nothing.
Especially these days.
She makes important movies these days.
But nice try.
Chris Tellez?
My Hail Mary was going to be Ocean's Eleven.
Right, because that's just what you always say when you're not sure.
Yeah, I haven't seen it yet.
Let me help you out here.
If it's all actresses, maybe don't go with a movie that only has one actress in it.
I know, I know. I was like, they might have a cameo in it.
Probably lowers your chances.
Maybe pick one that had a lot of actresses in it, like Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross.
Or Moon.
So none of them were in it.
Got it.
Are you out? Yeah, I'm out.
Okay.
Oh, what you doing?
Are you out?
I'm looking up.
He's so upset.
He's really rallying for you like you're Rudy or something.
For a guy named Dead Air Dennis,
you are the loudest motherfucker I've ever seen.
It's Tomb Raider 3.
I'm out, Dead Air Dennis.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Okay, I guess it's my turn, but I really, really want...
What?
I'm talking to him.
I'm talking to Anna.
Oh, you're going to your lifeline?
No, no, I've already been to my lifeline.
Oh, okay, you're just having a chat with her, apologizing?
I'm apologizing.
Okay.
Does that sound like what you're...
I just wanted to say that I wanted Chris to stay in the game.
Oh, man.
Starring Angelina Jolie.
John?
Let's do Mulholland Drive.
Let's do it.
I thought you winning today
would be the impossible.
Oh, interesting.
Well, you were wrong,
and I feel like King Kong
is standing to the top
of the Empire State Building.
People tonight have been sitting here thinking you're the ring-er.
Do you really have to rub salt in my wounds?
Oh, shit.
Who is it again?
Oh, we haven't done any Zellwegers, really,
and I don't want to be left alone and sad on a cold mountain.
Damn it, I was just about to do that one.
Well, you know what they say?
Well, you know what they say?
They say that you are Maleficent.
The suspense is making me sick.
I think I'm getting Bridget Jones' diarrhea.
That's the one I was trying to remember, yeah.
Nice.
I didn't see either Um
Fuck
Um
Fuck
I can't play this game anymore
I mean a couple of those have sequels even
Yeah well I don't want to just
Say Bridget Jones' Diarrhea Part 2
The baby is coming
It's called
I think it's called like Age of Reason or something.
It's not a great subtitle.
Is the third one the baby on the way?
I think so.
And baby makes three or something like that.
And there's the ring too.
I think she's in both of those.
Can't believe you got Cold Mountain.
I really snagged that one for me. She won the Oscar for that, I think. Okay. Yeah. Then I can believe you got Cold Mountain. I really snagged that one for me.
She won the Oscar for that, I think.
Okay. Then I can believe you got it.
And then she won again for
what's her name?
Liza Minnelli's
mom. Judy.
Judy.
Judy Minnelli. So good.
That's it. Alright, now this is a really fun part.
John Erler's our winner, by the way.
Congratulations to John.
But now here's the part where everybody in the audience gets to yell at us the movies we missed.
Me, Myself, and I.
That Irene.
Gattaca?
Annabelle.
Was she in the first one?
Empire Records.
Empire Records.
I was going to say that.
That's good.
Empire Records.
That is good.
Four Weddings and a Funeral.
Which one was that?
What?
No, that's Andy McDowell.
By the way, Once Upon a Time in Mexico was Salma Hayek.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, okay.
Now I understand.
Simple mistake.
I Googled it.
Happens all the time.
I was sitting here thinking,
is she about to say Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?
Because I was like, none of them are in that.
And so I was pleasantly surprised by Mexico.
As I often am
and
any other ones we missed?
Up in the air
Up in the air is
Oh yeah, Farmiga
Farmiga's a tough one
The Nun, yeah
She has a small part in The Nun
The Nun
Yeah, she really is a scream queen
She's been in a few of those things.
And Bates Motel on TV.
But anyway, John, who are you playing for again?
Remind me, Andy Man?
Andy Man.
Come up and get your prize bag, Andy Man.
Andy Man.
Congratulations.
Use it all in good health.
Whatever it is that you can do with that stuff.
You got a cassette player, Andy, man?
You do?
Oh.
You fucking yes-anded my ass.
All right.
Speaking of improvisation,
John Erler, you get to do your plugs first.
What would you like to promote?
We got shows this weekend if you're in town,
like these fine folks here.
Tomorrow night we're doing Choose Your Own Pancake
at South Lamar Drafthouse,
and then Friday and Saturday we're doing The Craft.
And if you're out of town,
our next Twitch show is on Halloween, Tuesday.
We're going to do that double feature
I was talking about, Halloween 1 and Halloween 4.
And then I'm thinking at the end of November,
instead of the usual Hank's Giving,
Tom Hanks celebration,
instead of doing a clip show like we always do,
which I know you've seen.
Yeah, I loved it.
Think about doing a full movie this time.
And I put a short poll
out on Twitter. I'm curious what the audience
here thinks we should do for a full Tom
Hanks movie. These are the choices of movies we
can do. They are
Da Vinci Code,
League of Their Own,
Sleepless in Seattle,
and Captain Phillips.
Oh!
Captain Phillips would be so weird to be making
jokes during it.
You'd just be doing
I'm the Captain Now jokes the whole time.
That could be fun.
Who's the captain now? I can't keep
track who the captain is. This is a real
figure it out.
But Sleep is in Seattle,
I think that sounds
like the most fun
because it's probably
pretty corny,
but also, you know,
still kind of holds up
because those two
are so appealing.
That would have been
my vote,
but the Twitter poll
audience chose
Da Vinci Code
by a mile.
I love that movie.
Because they want
to torture you.
Yeah, and it's
two and a half hours long.
Very fun.
It's a long ass
figure it out.
It's a great figure
amount, second only to National Treasure.
What's the sequel to Da Vinci Code called?
Angels and Demons. Oh, I was asking Barry.
I knew it. Angels and Demons.
What's the third
one called? Oh, yeah. The Illuminati.
No.
Dan Brown. No. The third one called? Oh, yeah. The Illuminati. No. No.
The, uh... Dan Brown.
No.
It's, uh...
The third one is, uh...
You said Angels and Demons is number two, right?
Yeah.
It's short.
It's like one word, right?
Dante's Inferno.
No, that's a restaurant.
I think it's just Inferno, maybe.
Inferno, yeah.
That's it.
But it was derived from...
That's what I was going for.
Yeah, that's right.
Thank you for being here,
Tone Bell. What would you like to...
Do you have any stand-up shows?
Are there places people can see your stand-up?
In like two weeks, I'm in
Dynasty Typewriter in LA.
Week after that, I'm in Zany's in Chicago
for a weekend. Then I'm at
Boxcar in Park City, Utah.
So that's where I'm at.
And I'm around here now. Actually, I moved from L.A.
to Austin, so if you see me around, come in.
Would you do this again?
Oh, of course, man. This is so much fun.
Okay, good. Good.
This is a great time. Some people walk away bad at not
knowing the answers, but, you know,
we can't all be
John Earler, can we?
Mary Santora,
what would you like to promote?
You guys can check me out on socials. It's
Mary Santora Comedy on TikTok
or Instagram. I'm trying to beef up
my YouTube. I have two full specials
out on YouTube, and then
a couple other smaller ones that came out
with different, you with different organizations.
So if you guys want to check that out, it's all
Mary Santora Comedy, TikTok, Instagram.
Santora, how do you spell something like that?
S-A-N-T-O-R-A.
Oh, right.
Look at that.
Right.
Did you say D, Sandora?
Sandora.
Santora.
Santora Cultures that what you say? Santora. Santora. Sambora. Santora culture.
Sankara.
Chris, tell us, what would you like to plug?
Yeah, I'll be in Houston this Saturday, if you're listening.
Hey, they're not. This hasn't come out until...
Oh, damn.
Okay, well, I would just say...
Until late Sunday.
Fuck you, Sam.
Follow my Instagram, at HiChrisTeles.
I have a link in the bio with all my upcoming shows. And you, Sunday. Follow my Instagram at HiChrisTeles. I have a link in the bio
with all my upcoming shows.
And Shit's Golden,
it's the longest running
stand-up show in Austin.
First Monday of every month
at the ballroom.
Nice.
Yeah, this...
Sometimes when we're doing
these shows out on the road
and stuff,
we get a little ahead
of ourselves,
so this episode
doesn't come out
until Sunday.
But I want to plug
something's coming up in November
O'Douglas Movies is back at the Improv
Lab at the Hollywood Improv
on Tuesday November 21st
and I always end every
episode lately with the
last line from a movie but I didn't
think of one today
does anybody on stage have
a favorite last line
from a motion picture? The last line in
Saw is game over. Oh.
I don't know if I've ever done
Saw before and it's perfect for this time of year.
The last line in the first three.
Saw one.
Saw two.
Saw three.
I think it actually might be the last one in Saw 4 too
I'm not even lying
Really? Well now you gotta see the rest of them
To see if they always just say game over at the end
Or if there's a wild twist
You know what I'll do? I'll record it
Every time I tweet it at you
Oh I love it
It's just gonna look like a psychotic
Breakup message
Game over Game over.
Game over, game over, game over.
All work and no play makes game over.
All right.
Thank you very much to Cap City Comedy,
to everyone who came out tonight.
Appreciate the support.
Keep on listening and leave a review and rate.
Is that what they say on the podcast
all the time now I never bother you
with that shit but I'll say it
review and rate us why not
probably have already
and one more time
for Chris Tellez, Mary Santora
Tone Bell, John
Erler
as always say it with me.
Game over.