Doug Loves Movies - Tournament of Championships

Episode Date: September 14, 2010

Doug Loves Movies presents The Leonard Maltin Game Tournament of Championships, recorded at Largo in Los Angeles, CA on Monday, September 13, 2010. It's an exciting conclusion that's been years in the making! Jimmy Pardo, Riki Lindhome and Matt Braunger compete.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, skinny seats with Mickey as a pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody I can see Melanie and Eric and Kyle is here and Damon and somebody in a dark shirt with no name tag

Thank you so much for coming to Largo at the Coronet on La Cienega in Los Angeles. We're here for a taping of the Tournament of Championships episode of Doug Loves Movies. Let's do it! Let's cheer for no reason! I like yelling. Yelling is fun.

I didn't really plan anything else other than the Tournament of Championships for this recording. And of course, after we're done recording this and the end theme plays, the audience that's here tonight is going to continue to stay for what will be the last for a little while

Benson interruptions at Largo. What do you mean, aw? Because we're moving to the Music Box Theater for Comedy Central TV show where you can go to the tapings for absolutely for free. So, yeah. Yeah. So listen to the next regular episode of this podcast to get more details.

Because I can't remember that shit right now. No, that's the plan. I don't know when this one is going to plop. It may plop after. Let's not worry about it. My life has become so complicated. Like the schedule of the Betson Interruption, I'll tell you this, the first one

tapes on Monday, October 11th and then it airs on Thursday, October 28th. And then there's a weird schedule like that the whole time. Each episode will air like a week about ten to two weeks after we tape it. So looking at when we tape them and when they're going to air, it confuses the shit out of me.

And I'm going to try not to worry about it. And they'll just tell me where to go, and I'll sit there and say stupid shit. And hopefully it'll be a fun show to watch. And so we'll get one last practice in tonight uh later on and that'll be in the for the privacy of all of us that are here and uh paid to be here tonight no no it won't be recorded for anything and don't sit there and record it on some sort of bootleg situation don't have some sort of bootleg situation. Don't have some sort of bootleg machine near your balls

because I don't appreciate that one bit. Alright, let's get going on the Tournament of Championships. It's been a long time coming. There's been a lot of competitors have fallen by the wayside, but three people have managed to last until this very event.

And Anthony Jeselnik, of course, has just been in New York and refuses to come out to California to do this. So that's why he got eliminated. And he's a great player, and I hope to get him involved in the next round. But let's bring out the three Tournament of Championships, one at a time. Some of you, I've already been talking about who they are, so it's not going to be a huge surprise, but it's still fun to see all three of these folks.

The first one I'd like to bring out right now is my friend Jimmy Pardo. Let's grab one of those microphones, whichever one you'd like. I'm going to choose this one. Are we not sitting for this? We're going to stand up. This is a tournament of championships for the live audience. Why does it have to be... Come stand right up here.

Forward. Let's move that stool of mics back then. It's like you're contestants on a real game show if you're standing. Oh, sure. I have all those game shows with handheld mics. Come on down! That part is different.

We are podium free here. All right. So you have to hold the microphone. Ready to go. But you can pull the stool up If you want to have a place to put your water That doesn't seem like, oh this one Yeah right there, that'll work Alright, I'm ready to go

Champion Now first of all, have you done anything to train for tonight? I've seen movies Oh okay I've seen movies, I called Malton on the phone today Lenny gave me some great advice And I'm ready to go man You got his number?

All I got is his Twitter name We do correspond He's a nice man He told me that being on my podcast gave him street cred That's not comfortable How much shit did you buy? Yo man I love you on that podcast And who would you like to Looking out into the sea of

The lighting at Largo is very bright On stage So I could barely see I didn't pass the eye test I could only see the front row Oh there we go Who will I go with? Who will it be? Who would you like to pick?

Who will it be? You know what? Whose name tag is jumping out at you? I've got to go with that young man in the Clay Aiken shirt. Right? What's your name, young man? Shane. I'm going to go with this young man, Shane. Does he have a name tag on? No, that's why I asked him his name. Oh, is he not allowed to play if he doesn't have a name tag?

Well, the idea is that you should favor the people that went to the trouble. You know what? Fuck that noise. I go with this guy. Alright. I like that. I like your rebel attitude. I gotta go with a guy that wore a costume like a captain? Forget it. I go with the guy in the Clay Aiken shirt.

I think you just sit there. Yeah, I don't know what the captain hat is about. I think that's like a regular affectation. And the name tag is just something he did for today. You know what? I'm not going to lie. Under normal circumstances, it would be the Captain. But the Clay Aiken shirt caught my eye, young man.

I apologize. At ease. It's a Captain. You can't talk to a Captain that way. That's disrespectful. Aye, aye. Aye, aye. that way.

That's disrespectful. Aye, aye. All right, so Jimmy's going to be playing for Shane. Playing for Shane. So we've already established that the audience is against

Jimmy and Shane. They applauded when I said fuck that noise. They're on board. They like. Deep down they know that that's a hurtful thing you did.

And you only picked him to make fun of him for looking like Clay Aiken. No, no, no. He's got a Clay Aiken shirt on. Oh, okay. I commend it. I take it back. You look nothing like Clay Aiken at all. He's got empty seats on both sides of him.

I like a guy with a wide berth. Leave those two guys in the Aiken shirts alone. They're on an island right there in the middle. Love it. Let's win, Shane. Let's do this for daddy. I don't know what that means. Yeah, that's creepy.

You know what? Let's do it for Rudy. That's a movie reference. All right, that's a movie. Yeah, speaking of movies. Rudy Ruediger. This next competitor in the Tournament of Championships also loves movies.

Everyone, please welcome, from Garfunkel and Oates, Ricky Lindholm, a.k.a. Garfunkel. Grab yourself a microphone,ever one you'd like Hello I'm glad I wore heels Yeah, thank you It's a very nice thing to do to Jimmy He doesn't have a complex at all

Hello What's happening? Hello Jimmy, have you met Ricky's tits? There's a wolf on them in case you missed it. I didn't see that. But I want to howl. Welcome.

Thank you. Thank you for coming. Is it weird being on stage here without oats? Yeah, it is kind of. It's the first time. Because you guys do a lot of shows here at Largo. You got another one coming up this month? 22nd.

Of September? Yeah. coming up this month? 22nd. Of September? Yeah. That's this month. We're playing with the Gay Man's Orchestra of Cincinnati. Is that a real thing? Yes, it is. It's like, yuck, and where do I sign up? It really is?

How many people are there in that chorus? There's nine of them. Oh, nine, okay. The Gay Men's Orchestra of Cincinnati. Oh, okay. Oh, so they're just going to play instruments. Yes. I don't know why I made them a chorus.

Orchestra, chorus, same thing. Okay, well, thank you for coming. Would you like to pick someone, hopefully with a name tag on, that you would like to play for tonight? Oh, you, thank you for coming. Would you like to pick someone, hopefully, with a name tag on that you would like to play for tonight? Oh, you, Hillary. Hillary, yay. Now, see, that's what I would have gone with Hillary. Yeah, Hillary has blonde hair.

All right, you can bring the lights back down. So, yay. I voted for Hillary once and lost. This is such a fun... I like the lights coming up to look at the contestants and then going back down again. It makes me feel like I'm really involved in an actual thing. You can only see there.

It's too bright. You can only see the front row anyway, even when the lights go off. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was saying. I can only see Damon. All right. Let's bring out our third competitor. A funny, funny young man, fresh on the scene.

I don't know why I said that. Please welcome my friend, Matt Bronger, everybody. Matt Bronger's here. Thanks, bud. Can we get it? Is this not, is it on? Oh, there we go. Thanks, Rick. Nope, that did nothing. What's happening? Well, you know, we don't have a lot of slack on these. We got a microphone cord situation. Yeah. I bet you the one nobody picked was the longest. I picked the dark one, so I think I changed the whole thing.

I think we got it. I think we're good. It's pretty good. Okay. You could stand anywhere. You don't have to be in any particular... Yeah. Can we sit?

Let's just all wander around like we're at a party. I'm just annoying guy at the party who tries to get everybody to play games when you're just trying to have conversations. Hey guys, Leonard Maltin time! I know this is a great party and everything. Everyone's having fun just talking. But let's play the Leonard Maltin game.

Hi Matt. Hey buddy, how are you? I'm good. What have you been up to? Did I hear that you did a part in a motion picture? No, Matt. Hey, buddy. How are you? I'm good. What have you been up to? Did I hear that you did a part in a motion picture? No, sadly. No? I wish.

You were on some sort of set recently. It wasn't. No, well, you know, we've been shooting for this special for Comedy Central called Mashup. Oh, okay. I'm in that. With T.J. Miller and Hannibal Buress. Yeah, I'm in that, too Central called Mashup. Oh, okay. I'm in that. With T.J. Miller and Hannibal Buress. Yeah, I'm in that, too. You play a couple parts in it.

I'm in that. You're in it. Ricky's in it. Hey, Jimmy. Hi, guys. Jimmy, Jimmy. Hey, guys. I act.

You're already at a disadvantage height-wise without having to sit down on the floor. I gave up. I went down low. I went fire height. Yeah, you're going to survive. If the place burns down, Jimmy's going to be the one to tell the tale. You got to go low. Keep down low. I went fire height. Yeah, you're going to survive. If the place burns down, Jimmy's going to be the one to tell the tale. You got to go low.

Keep it low. I'm not going to stand next to these monsters and feel bad. I sit down and I take the edge off. She's wearing heels. Right? And you're an animal. I'll give you that.

What did you say? I said I'll give you that. All right. You were in United States of Terror. Yeah. What? Yeah, that's said, I'll give you that. Alright. You were in United States of Terror. Yeah. What? Yeah. That's a TV show that's almost like a movie. Yeah, exactly. It's almost like a movie. Funny. It's got a movie actress in it

as the lead. That other guy was in a movie once. Yep. I don't have cable. Would you have a two episodeepisode arc on that? Yes. Two episodes. Yep.

All right. So give me a call when you get into a movie. I know it's going to happen for you. Thanks very much. I think you will. And when's that mashup thing going to be on? We just are turning it in this week. So it's up to them

Should be by the end of the year though Okay, alright, cool Look for that also on Comedy Central And let's play Oh, you have to pick someone to play for Oh yeah, pick somebody Matt Broderick, pick somebody You, since you right ahead did the double thumbs

Confidence Ashley? Ashley, let's do it She's got names on both sides too Yep That's, I like that Yeah Alright, so Matt's playing for Ashley She's got names on both sides, too. Yep. I like that. Yeah.

All right, so Matt's playing for Ashley. Ricky is playing for Hillary. And then there's somebody playing for somebody else, but let's not dwell on that. That's hurtful. My guy is just as important as the rest. He didn't know there was a costume party. Shane. Well, he did because he wore a Clay Aiken shirt. Yada.

Yeah, but okay, so Jimmy DeParo's playing for... Shane. Shane. Nice young man. Shane Aiken. Shaken. Shaken! Whole lot of it going on. Eddie Money song.

Yeah. You sure you don't... You could sit in the chair if you'd like. Seems inappropriate. Okay. I recommend we all sit. We all go Indian style. I mean, you have heels on.

All right. I'll sit in the chair. Yeah, use the chair. Come on. I'm not afraid to use the chair. All right. Well, then you can sit on that thing. Okay, I'll sit back here behind everybody.

No, I meant bring it forward. No, yeah, don't move. Guys, don't move the stool. Sit where they are. Sit where they are? Yeah. This isn't bolted down? Why would you still sit up there?

There you go. Got a piano bench, a stool. Nice. Ass on floor, and a chair. I feel like me and Jimmy should sing you a song or something. The people of our town woke up that day like they do every day. Seems like we're about to do the corniest play. This is very our town-ish.

Very our town. It is. Okay. I'll start all the way there on the other end and move this way. So I'll go Jimmy, Ricky, Matt, and then back to Jimmy. That's a new addition lyric, isn't it? Huh? Jimmy, Ricky, Doug, and Matt.

If I like a girl, who cares who you bat? Who cares? Right? You hit ladies with bats. That's what that means. Big new edition crowd here. They were bored when that song came out. I don't know if you're a man or a woman. I can't see that far.

But thank you, human. All right, Jimmy, we'll let you pick the category. I'd like to hear the choices. You know, I am a champion at this. I've won in the past. We have In Theaters Now. Oh, boy. Popular category.

All right. Those will be motion pictures that are currently in the theater. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What are my other options? Then we have from someone tweeted to me by the name of Define321, the suggestion of the IMDb Bottom 100. These are movies from the 100 worst rated movies on IM, Doug Benson.

And then your third choice is, just came back from the nation's capital where I was performing across the river at Arlington, Virginia, Arlington Draft House. And so in tribute to those nice folks, there are a lot of name tags at the shows. Let's do movies that take place in Washington, D.C. Okay, my options are in movies, in theaters now. This thing from Deanna Fine and Washington, Deanna C. I'm going to go in theaters now, Doug. Okay. As you know, the year is 2010. Heads up.

Heads up. I didn't know that. I've given him hints. Seems unfair. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. No, normally you get to pick the year, but when you say in theaters now, that narrows it down. Right.

And just to cover it now. These are all going to be talkies? That's why I said you're giving him hints. Can you think of a silent film in theaters now? I went to a movie and didn't listen. I don't know. You're a belligerent delight. Okay.

When Len reviews a current movie, he doesn't go with the star system right away. He likes to really think it over before committing. So he just writes a long review. I'll pick out a couple things from the review that don't give it away. He says

his admiration for someone in this film is boundless. Admiration is boundless. It's always fun to skip to the very end because usually there's some sort of insulting line at the end. If the mass

movie going public prefers something more routine, it's their loss. Okay, so he's making it sound like it's not routine, I think is what he's trying to say. It's in theaters

now and there are to say. Okay. And it's in theaters now, and there are... nine names. Seven. Matt Bronger? Yeah, I'll do it in six. Ricky Lindholm. Name that movie. Wow.

Whoa. Look out. Wow. Interesting play. Lindholm, six. That's a lot. That's a lot of names. Out of nine a lot. That's a lot of names. Out of nine?

Yep. That's a lot of names. It's in theaters now. This is how you win. It's in theaters now. Leonard Maltin's admiration for someone in this movie is boundless. That's why I figure there's only one famous person in it. So good luck with the six.

And the mass movie going public, if they routine then that's that's that's up to them don't go this movie if you prefer things that are routine okay and the six names are anna foglietta flippo timi johan lason bjorn garons ganons i know i knowna Bjorklund, and Apollo Bonicelli. I know it. Well. Damn it. I'm going to have to go. I think Jimmy knows what it is.

Just with those names. Right? Yeah. I'm going to have to go. The Girl Who Played With Fire? No. No, because there were names from several different. Nationalities. I'm going to have to go The Girl Who Played With Fire. No. No, because there were names from several different

nationalities. Yeah, places. So that one person that Leonard Maltin Can I guess? Boundless is Who's the one person? George Clooney.

George Clooney. Oh, yeah, it's American. The movie is called The American. Damn it. Yeah. Nice going, Ricky. One point. Yeah. Nice going, Ricky. One point.

Strategy. Nice. No, that's how I won my last two. We just talked about this today. Yeah, no. I'm falling on my sword for all of us. Don't you get it? I didn't get it.

I'm full of shit. That's all it is. I know. I played along. Hey, I screwed up. Is anybody backstage? Can they bring out the bag of prizes? I think I left the bag of prizes backstage somewhere.

Oh, my God. Graham. Jesus. Graham. Holy shit. It's a guy in marching boots. You know, marching boots. I wonder if the listeners of the podcast are going to hear that stomping.

Oh, they will. It was pretty impressive here. Here we go. Here he is, folks. There's Stompy. Thank you, Stompy. Thank you, Graham. Graham Elwood stomping his way around the beautiful Largo at the Coronet on La Cienega.

Oh, more stomping. Do I win for guessing it was Graham? It's not an episode of Doug Loves Movies if something doesn't happen That the listeners don't get to enjoy There's always something just for the live audience And that's how I like it And you get a point Ricky Lindholm Nicely played

Six names It's a ballsy move The only way I'd get up the nerve To do that is if I was wearing a wolf shirt. Like she is. All right. So, Jimmy, you weren't the winner or the loser in that particular one. So you get to start off again. Very good.

And let me give you some new categories. Thank you, sir. Let's go with movies that Len Moulton gave the bomb. Meaning they're horrible. Yeah, not the bomb as it's used more now today. Meaning that it was a bomb. It was a terrible movie. On a scale of bomb to four stars, these are his bombs.

And he doesn't give them out too liberally, so it's pretty especially bad movies that get bombed. And then a gentleman by the name of Kevin in Chains on Twitter suggested... It's Alice's brother. Kevin in Chains suggested a category called Trips, which is the third in a franchise. I see. Part three, Trips, which is the third in a franchise. I see. Part three, Trips.

And then another one is someone named IVMogg, M-O-G-G, wrote, Movies Doug hasn't seen. Which is really weird. There aren't too many I haven't seen, but I've thought of a few famous movies that I have not seen. I like the... Which category would you like? You know what?

I'll go with that Trips one. That sounds fun. Yeah, I think so. I think that all sounds fun. Kevin's got a good idea. I think it's a fun game. We're all here? Yeah.

Whatever the fuck you pick, it's going to be fun. Jimmy, would you like a movie from 1982 1983 Or 1990 Just so I'm clear again This would be

The third in a series 82 Interesting Is that one of the choices Or did I just randomly pick a date? I wasn't listening. 82. Leonard gives this three-parter, third-parter, third-part.

He gives it two stars. Love it. Go. It's from 1982. Yeah. Strictly amateur night, says Len. Strictly amateur night, says Len. And he also says...

As if on cue for amateur night. Was that a hint? Interesting, he also says the movie has too much stomping. No, he says strictly amateur night and he says... And he also says that it's 96 minutes long. Okay. Len very rarely

gives out the time. So that's helpful. He always gives the time. I just don't. But in this case, it's a pretty good clue, especially considering everything else he says about the movie gives away what the movie is.

I don't know how many. Two stars, and you've got six names. I'll go nickel. Five. Five names. Don't yell out when you guys know it, because people in the audience are going to know it after the first name I say. Oh, is that true? I think so.

You guys, I'm not so sure. No, because they don't listen to the podcast. They just appear on it. Correct? Yes. Very correct. That's accurate. Yeah. So that's sort of a clue too. So six names to you, Matt. Please?

How is that a clue? I'm going to say name it. What? Yeah. You're giving him all six names? No, I was at a clue. I'm going to say name it. What? Yeah. You're giving him all six names? No, I said five. Oh, five. I'm sorry. Five names?

So I get five names. You're saying name it with five names? Yeah. All right. Thank you, man. You can do it. I don't know.

You know what? Everything he just said makes it harder for me, I think. You know, he doesn't listen to the podcast. Yeah, those aren't

great clues. All right, so go ahead. Let me hear these five names. The first name of the five is Larry Zerner. Then Catherine Parks. I told you they would know. Then Catherine Parks. Wait, what was the next one?

Catherine Parks, the great Catherine Parks. CRCP. Jeffrey Rogers. Oh, Christ. Tracy Savage. And Paul, I hope I'm pronouncing this right Cracka A guy none of us know or have heard of

Hey what would have happened if you gave me the six names You still wouldn't have got it I know I'll even give it to you the six name is Dana Kimmel Got it love it You know what I have no idea I will say Halloween 3 season of the witch You know what? I have no idea. I will say Halloween 3, Season of the Witch. You know what? Fantastic guess,

because you're in the right genre. But, of course, Larry Zerner has been a guest on the podcast. Last year, he was the top bidder in the L.A. Food Bank drive that Comedy Death Ray did. And so he won a spot on the show, and we've become fast friends. And he, of course he of course plays the annoying character, the annoying

kid that's in every one of them in Friday the 13th Part 3 Ah, damn it. I was close. So Matt Bronger gets a point everybody. Thanks. I knew that would be fun. Zurner! Zurner. Hang on you guys, I'm getting a text. I knew that would be fun. Cerner! Cerner.

Hang on, you guys. I'm getting a text. Hey, I hear you guys are talking about me. No, but it's something I do have to deal with. Really? There's a very special guest, a very funny person that wanted to come by for the interruption part of the show later tonight.

And he said, what time should I be there? And I said, 10. And now he writes, does the show start at 10? Or is that when I go on? And I'm gonna write, get the fuck over here. And hopefully he'll show up Hopefully he won't be offended by that And be like

I'm not going at all now Alright, oh, I need the phone still I put the phone away Like, now what are we going to do? If you had that whole book memorized That'd be amazing I got it i got this okay so who challenged you on that last one matt challenged me and he won so ricky was out of the loop on that so let's start with her on this one okay she gets

to pick the category would you like to do the bottom 100 on imdb, Washington, D.C., or movies Doug hasn't seen? Movies Doug hasn't seen. Oh, great. Well, I know I don't know the other two, so. The years are 1957.

You got this one, man. Most people in the room probably haven't seen that one. But it's a movie I should have seen. It's a movie I should have seen. But then, more likely to get picked, 2004 or 2008. Our movies... 1957. Yeah, right?

You got to. Balls. Good for you. Ricky will totally throw you off with her crazy moves. I think that's a smart move. Leonard Maltin gives this movie four stars, which is his way of saying it's a goddamn classic. It's a classic.

From 1957. Seven Oscars were won by this motion picture. In 57? And I have never seen it. And then he also says that it... The writers of this movie were blacklisted. I don't know why me and one person in the audience laughed at that. But we have a special bond forever.

They lost their homes. I was laughing because it was a terrible clue. Why were you laughing? Because I hate the Jews. I did it for... That wasn't him, you guys. That was me did his voice. That wasn't him, you guys. That was me doing his voice. Okay.

So it's not funny that people were blacklisted, but it's a terrible clue. Four stars. Writers were blacklisted. 1957. And what else did I say about it? Seven Oscars it won. And you get did I say about it? Seven Oscars it won.

And you get eight names, Ricky. Seven? Seven names. Jimmy Pardo. I'll go six. You know, it's true. You're never not funny.

Matt? That's hurtful. No, it was a plug. You're never not funny. Matt? That's hurtful. No, it was a plug. I was plugging your podcast. I understand what you're doing. It came off hurtful. I said six, Matt. Yeah, yeah.

I'll do... What? Yeah, I'll do... No, Jimmy, you have no points at this point. I understand. They're both one away from winning. Wait, you only get two to win? First person to two.

What am I supposed to do? I should have challenged her? No, I'm just saying. I'm just recapping. Just making sure everybody knew that this was an exciting moment. So I'm clear. So if Matt says five and she says challenge, one of them will win and this thing's over. That's right.

This is a good time. Okay. Really? Yeah. And the person that... I'll give you a shot right now. Yeah, right? You kind of have to, don't you?

Yeah, yeah, I do. I do. All right, give me the... Name it. All right. What happened? He's I do. Name it. What happened? He's challenging me. You have a shot at it now.

You'd give me a bunch of names I would never recognize. I'm going to see if you can do it. Six names from a 1957 seven-time Oscar. God, I wish it was seven names. You'd really have a crack at this if it was seven names. At five, I don't have a shot. I said six right

What did I say Yeah six You're at six Alright six Let me hear it Yeah I don't think you're going to get it Seriously Yeah

The seventh name would have Put it over the top I think so Oh good Alright 1957 It would help The seventh name would help I don't know if it would do it for you

Well let's find out what the six are And we'll see where we go Yeah we'll see where we go We'll see what happens But No matter what it is No matter what happens You guys are'm going to say Friday the 3rd. No matter what happens, you guys are great competitors,

and congratulations, Matt. Oh, thank you. 57. Seven Oscars. Who's Matt playing for? Someone with a name tag. That's right. I'm sorry.

I feel like he could still get this. He might. Seven Oscars. He's so cocksure I'm not going to. Let's see what happens. I'm more sure than... Stop speculating. Here we go.

Let me hear them. You want all the clues again? Just to make it exciting? We got names. Okay. The Great Ann Sears. Got it. The Immortal Andre Morel.

Dead. The Showstopping James Donald. The Incredible Jeffrey Horn. Oh, this is a good one. I always liked saying this name when I was younger. Sezu Hayakawa. And Jack Hawkins would be name number six. Matt, congratulations.

Seven Oscars from 1957. Big Top. The writers were blacklisted. I'm going to say Big Top. I don't think a movie named Big Top ever won seven Oscars. Well, didn't Big Top win Movie of the Year whenever it came out?

Greatest Show on Earth? That's what I'm thinking of. Yes. I call it Big Top win movie of the year whenever it came out? Greatest Show on Earth? That's what I'm thinking of. Yes. I call it Big Top because I was involved with the production. Is it Elephants and Clowns? Wait, all right. Okay, so. Give me the seventh name.

Matt's already got it. I'm going to say the seventh name now just for fun and see if anybody here knows it. Because no one knows it from what we've done so far, right? No, those are no names. You could have said seven names from this audience. Says you, Hayakawa. Okay. You're right. No names. Sir Alec Guinness.

Bridge over the River Kwai. I knew that! You knew it! I almost did. Yeah, I knew it. Bridge over the River Kwai, yeah. I knew it. Yeah, but that was the crux of it right there. That name. That was the crux of it right there. That was the giveaway

name. Thank you so much for coming and playing. Matt, congratulations. I'll show your item first. Matt has brought a vinyl edition of his CD. Yeah, the full-length vinyl edition

of Soak Up the Night. So you win that. And then from Garfunkel and Oates, you win a t-shirt that says, what does it say, Ricky? I love heart, Garfunkel and Oates. Yeah. I love heart, Garfunkel

and Oates. So if you wear it, you look like a total goon that made a shirt wrong. And a copy of some of their songs. What would you call this? An EP? An EP, yes. Yeah, an EP on CD, not on vinyl.

And then you also get copies of a Never Night Funny CD that is available at astrecords.com as well as Doug Benson, Professional Humor Idiot, and my CD DVD, Hypocritical Oaf, that just is out in stores right now.

You get that, and then, dude, I found this lying around. I'm not going to use this. Ashley, I mean, not dude. You win an adorable, cute little tiny digital camera that comes on a keychain, and you can put it with your keys,

and you know, like girls like to do, they have a bunch of bullshit on their keychain. So, Ashley, could you come up and get your prizes? Congratulations. Because you deserve them. For being a good, loyal... And then, also there's a kazoo in there. A kazoo from Garfunkel and Oates.

They both kissed it. They both put their lips on it. And really quickly, Shane, who should I call a shithead? Who's a shithead? Who's a shithead? Just pick anybody And Hillary, who else? Good reach, Shane

Hillary? Oh, okay, alright Thanks once again to Ricky Lindholm, Jimmy Pardo and Matt Bronger This is the tournament of championships People will have to pay 99 cents This is the tournament of championships. People will have to pay 99 cents to listen to this.

And they'll have to know how to use iTunes. Congratulations if you just listened to this and paid the 99 cents. And as always, Clay Aiken and the Captain are shitheads. Thank you.