Doug Loves Movies - Tournament of Championships Continued...
Episode Date: January 24, 2015Recorded live at the NerdMelt Showroom in Los Angeles, California on January 25, 2015. Scott Aukerman, Riki Lindhome, and Sean Sakimae compete.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy... and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, creamy babies, sticky seats with 50-as-a-top or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug loves movies.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is God Loves Movies!
All right, that was kind of a mix of singing and talking.
That was kind of like watching the Peter Pan musical on NBC.
Some sang, and Christopher Walken didn't.
I didn't even watch it.
I'm making fun of it.
Coming to you from the Nerd Melt showroom at Meltdown Comics in Hollywood
in the year 2015
on January 25th hour.
This is it, you guys.
Finally, we're back into the tournament
of championships.
It continues.
Our winner today will move on to the Super Tournament of Championships
and quite possibly the Super Duper Tournament of Championships,
which will happen someday.
Waiting for that person are Matt Myra and Jon Hamm.
They will take on whoever wins the Super Tournament.
So it's going to be very exciting.
A lot of build-up.
This episode is a...
Those of you who have purchased it and are listening to it now,
you realize that it's a premium episode
because you already paid for it.
But the audience here today is hearing this for the first time.
It'll be $1.99.
audience here today is hearing this for the first time,
it'll be $1.99.
It's going to cost $1.99 and it won't be available for about a week.
So that's why I'm bringing it up at all,
is to tell you guys sitting here today,
please don't tweet about the outcome
so that we can keep it a suspenseful episode
for people to listen to for years to come.
Yeah, never speak of what happened here today.
This is just between us, you guys.
I love it when I listen
to the Opie show
and Bobby Lee is on there
a lot because he's a maniac.
It cracks me up how
Bobby Lee will whisper things into the microphone when he's a maniac and it cracks me up how Bobby Lee will whisper things
into the microphone when he's on a radio show.
He's on satellite radio,
broadcasts everywhere, but when he
says something that he doesn't want to say,
he whispers it
into the microphone.
Where'd you go?
What'd you do then, Bobby?
What'd you do after that?
I went to a brothel.
Alright, the prize bag has got lots of fun stuff in it.
You're going to see a few of these for a while
because they sent me a crate of them.
It's the hilarious game of outlandish films.
It's called Schmovie.
And Rich Summers played it, and he says it's a good game,
and I trust him because he's a game guy.
And we also, I was kind of shocked that there wasn't, like,
a round of applause for the Shmovie.
I mean, doesn't it look fun?
It looks like fun.
Yeah.
Another thing that's fun is a company, I guess,
called Auxiliary Buttons
made these really cool buttons
for me that I'll give away for a while.
I'm probably going to keep some for myself, too, because
the packaging is so cool.
It's got the...
Fuck you, Schmovie!
There's some
buttons in town.
Buttons have never gotten a better reaction
in any setting ever.
But yeah, for the listeners,
it's a Jaws parody,
Doug Loves Movies logo,
and then my face is coming up
in the water
to attack a naked swimming lady.
But then there's the three buttons so that you can have my face, a heart, and a camera.
Because you know Doug loves cameras.
Let's see.
We also got, ooh, there's some gift certificate card things that are probably pretty cool.
There's a couple of neat things.
This is something I love.
Got some shirts.
Oh, do we have any Douglas movie shirts?
Do we bring one?
No?
Douglas movie shirt?
He's going to check Let's just wait
Gotta know if there's a shirt in the bag
That really changes
He didn't bring it
Do you have a mic back there? Come on and say that Here's producer Ryan if there's a shirt in the bag. That really changes. What? I didn't bring it. He didn't bring it. Okay.
Do you have a mic back there for when you come on
and say,
here's producer Ryan?
Sure.
You do?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
Because you just open the door
and just talk to me.
I like to keep it all
on the podcast.
And I'd like to get
three Leonard Maltin game
tournament champions
onto the stage.
Please welcome Sean Sacamai, Ricky Lindholm, and Scott Aukerman.
Hello, America.
Hi, Doug.
Hello, Pete Holmes game winner.
Hi.
How's it going?
Good to see you.
Hi.
Hello.
There they are.
Champions all.
Yeah.
Yeah, right?
It's pretty heavy.
What did I win?
You won a game at some point.
I'll take your word for it.
And you also won
In the process of the game
You won correctly with negative names
Yeah, okay
There's a guy on Twitter that's got all the stats
All laid out for this whole thing
What a loser
Crazy
You just made him so happy
He's so into it
But that's Scott Aukerman Everybody Hi everyone You just made him so happy. He's so into it.
But that's Scott Aukerman, everybody.
Hi, everyone.
You know what we say on this show, ladies first.
And you brought for the prize bag a couple of fun red shirts.
Yes, they're holiday earwolf shirts, a small and a medium.
So there you go. Hope you're one of those.
I hope you are one or no one.
And Ricky Lindholm is here, everybody.
Hi.
What's up?
Hello,
America, as well. Let me actually throw
a statistic out here
at you. You're 100% high?
Gee, I wish that were possible.
But it's been a few minutes since I smoked,
so I couldn't possibly still be at 100%.
I'm like an iPhone battery.
I'm already down to 70.
But according to our Twitter statistician,
Ricky has won 42% of the time
when she's on this show.
Okay, is that good?
And yeah, and that's...
Well, I guess 33 would be...
You have eight career wins on the program.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
I felt pretty proud of that Christmas win.
I felt pretty proud about taking Sam Levine down with, like, 13 names or whatever that was.
Yeah, that's why you're here today, because the winner of the 12 Guests of Christmas automatically moves into the tournament, because that's quite a feat.
And speaking of people who have won that, Sean Sacamai is here, everybody.
Winner of
12 Guests of Christmas
2013. Is that right? That is correct.
One of the greatest, most
dramatic achievements I've ever witnessed.
Fantastic.
It was really... Was it Pocahontas?
It was an exciting win, yes.
You still remember that. Pocahontas.
I loved it.
Holy shit. Yeah, that was very exciting.
And this year was exciting, too, when Ricky won.
And, oh, so Scott, you also
you've won
the game eight times. Okay.
Yeah.
I know. Doesn't feel like you
maybe even been on that many times.
Sometimes you win just by,
you know, proxy.
Do you know what that word means?
I think it's when you get your HUD sucked.
What did you bring for the prize bag, Sean?
A couple of gift cards, a $25 iTunes gift card,
and then I had a $10 Baskin-Robbins gift card laying around.
Oh, that's great. That $25 iTunes gift card, and then I had a $10 Baskin-Robbins gift card laying around. Oh, that's great. That $25
iTunes gift card, you could use that
to buy this episode.
Sean, how are you so rich?
You bought your way onto the program initially.
Oh, no. I'm just hugely in debt now.
Not rich.
He spent money on being on this show
instead of college.
And Ricky bought
copies of two Garfunkel
and Oates CDs signed by
both of the artists.
Yep.
And speaking of artists, this is always a treat
when Kate does this. She drew a very
sweet picture of the three of us.
Ricky and Kate and I.
G and O loves D
loves M.
I'm not that much taller than Ricky
though. That's what I said.
That's pretty generous.
You're like on the
Pat Sajak
triple apple box there.
We look like your children.
Like, hey dad.
When you started with you look like the Pat
Sajak, pause.
I was like, where could this possibly be going?
And then he does.
He probably does stand on Apple boxes.
Yeah.
A different height one for each player, too.
They get it so he's exactly this much higher than them.
Every time?
Really?
Every single player.
Well, I'm going to tune in when they have NBA week.
Let's see. Is there any other business
we have to take care of before getting into this game?
Because we're playing to five points.
So, yeah.
It could take a while.
Because these are good players.
It could take a while.
No one's just going to...
I don't know that one.
How's Kulop doing?
Fuck you.
What are you trying to say?
I just thought you would say something about my wife is this or that.
No, she's good.
My former girlfriend, she's fantastic.
My former...
Oh, that's not good.
All right, so as I said at the beginning of the show,
the winner today is going to advance to the Super Tournament of Championships.
Is that held on Super Bowl Sunday?
Yeah, I go right up against it.
No, it's whenever we can make it happen.
You know how that goes.
This tournament's been going on for five years now, I think.
But I'm going to make it finish at some point.
But now is the part where I say, let the games begin.
And can we see your name tags, everybody?
Look at that.
It's amazing what happens when people pay to get in.
There's so many good ones.
They all make name tags, and there's lots of amazing ones,
lots of superheroes.
Oh, they're so good.
Yeah, so each of you get to pick who you're going to play for.
Just go physically grab the name tag from that person.
I don't know what that means.
And bring it back to your seat.
What's the matter, Scott?
He's holding up a very impressive toy car, and then I read a sign, and it just says,
I am Iron Car.
Doesn't make sense.
Pick Danny for the letter ball game.
Like, he's talking to you on Danny's behalf.
I like this one.
I'm going to sit here. All Alright, Ricky's got one already.
I think that's funny. Went all the way to the front row
for that. Yeah. I like that
one where my face is on it twice.
Is that my face twice or are you the top one
and I'm the bottom one?
Someone's just holding up the TARDIS.
I'm a little baby face and you got a big
face. I still thought that was me
though.
Come on. I face. I still thought that was me though. Come on.
I cheated.
I read the shithead.
You can read it to yourself.
Yeah.
You just can't read it out loud.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just got scolded.
And you got one already, Sean?
I just kicked your son
and then he scolded me.
Scott's really being
Scott's being very choosy.
Oh, now he's got one.
Who you playing for, Sean?
I am playing for Meganificent.
It's Megan instead of Maleficent.
And what drew you to that?
Actually, I really do like Maleficent as a Disney villain.
But, yeah, it was just really close, too. I saw there was another one back really do like Maleficent as a Disney villain. But, yeah, it was just really close
too. I saw there was another one back there, but...
Another Maleficent? There was another Maleficent.
Same picture, I think. I bet you that one's better.
I mean, because yours is in
some sort of, like, folder
or something. Yeah, I don't think she wanted
to get wet. It's on sheet music.
Yeah, it's on sheet music.
See?
Oh, okay.
She left a song in there for you.
She did.
What song?
Is there a shithead on the back?
There is a shithead on the back.
Is it the song?
Did you mean to put a song in there?
No, that's an accident, you guys.
Cuckoo, roo, cuckoo.
Cuckoo, roo, cuckoo, paloma?
Yeah.
Is that a song?
It is a song.
Oh, okay.
Well, maybe we should pass
that part of it back to her.
Yeah.
First draft of I Am the Walrus.
Cuckoo Paloma?
Cuckoo Kajube.
Ricky, who are you playing for?
I'm playing for Sarah Ann Dippity,
and she has a poster of her and Jon Hamm
in the Serendipity poster she has a poster of her and John Hamm in the Sarah Ann Dippity poster.
And a matchless
romantic comedy,
John Hamm and Sarah Kleinschmidt.
So I thought that was a...
Ham.
Kleinschmidt.
Yeah.
It's got whimsy.
Dippity.
Yeah.
I like Ham as a professional
not looking at the camera.
She's just,
ah!
Can you believe this?
I'm in a movie!
Yeah. With John Hamm! Yeah. camera. She's just ahhh! Can you believe this? I'm in a movie! Which I am!
Serendipity?
Do it.
Scott, who are you playing for?
I'm playing for Heather
and I initially didn't pick her because
right here on the poster it says
Heather Potter and I asked her
is your name Heather Potter
and she said no.
But Heather Potter. And I asked her, is your name Heather Potter? And she said, no. Is her name at least Heather?
I didn't ask that.
But it's a Harry Potter poster
and instead of Daniel Radcliffe's
face, it's a picture
of four of the Heathers from the movie
Heathers.
Like she's a four-headed Hydra.
So...
Did you not consider
using a Heathers poster?
What is your last name,
if I may ask, young lady?
Hooks.
Hooks.
What about the movie Hook?
Why do you have
a Harry Potter poster?
These are not excuses.
To go with the tat.
She showed me her guns as if to say, shut the fuck up.
Why didn't you just make a poster that said
Heather, two guns?
But why also is there no
shithead on the back?
Let's go ahead and trade this one in
for another one. I'm kidding.
Do you want to write a
shithead on the back while we...
I believe in you.
Oh, she thinks you're going to win and then the
shithead will be moot.
That means that Sarah doesn't believe in me.
That's so mean.
God, I'm so sad I picked you now.
Alright, well, to determine
who goes first in today's
Tournament of Championships game,
we're gonna...
You guys wanna do some lines? You guys wanna do some
fucking lines or what?
Oh my God.
How you guys doing?
You doing good?
Hey, Mark.
How's it going, Ricky?
Hey.
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
I like your sweater.
Thank you.
I like the Wahlburgers.
You do?
Yeah. Half the time, we don't even put shit in the bag. People just pay to see you. I like your sweater. Thank you. I like the Wahlburgers. You do? Yeah.
Half the time, we don't even put shit in the bag.
People just pay to be there.
The SAG Awards start any minute now.
Shouldn't you be at the SAG Awards?
Why?
What's wrong?
There's only two fucking awards show that count, in my opinion.
MTV Movie Awards, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards.
They fucking know what's up.
I've won more of those than anything.
I can't even win a fucking Spike Guy Award.
You know it's the guy's choice award.
They don't just give it to a person who is a guy.
Oh, well, fucking A then.
Dudes are picking it?
Yeah.
Well, there's a choice involved.
Fuck, don't.
What's the deal with that Asian dude you socked in the eye and blinded?
Okay, I was trying to take something for free.
We had a disagreement on whether or not I should do that.
I won.
Every argument has a loser.
Usually it's Donnie.
That's actually why I'm here right now.
I had to get out of the fucking house.
Donnie and Jenny,
someone's paying them in fucking lollipops to live tweet the SAG Awards,
and Donnie's doing the whole thing on a typewriter.
I can't...
I can't fucking take itwriter. I can't. Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
Ta-ta. I can't fucking take it.
So I'm here.
Hanging with you people. Making fucking memories.
You want to do a fucking
line? Yes, that's what
you're here for.
I think I'm here to change
the fucking world, but whatever you call it.
You gotta get out of here to go not
watch the SAG Awards and
listen to your brother Barton Fink tap
away.
He wishes. Alright.
Oh, wait.
Let me explain to the contestants
what's gonna happen, just in case they don't know. I'm gonna do a fucking line,
dude. It's not necessarily a line
from one of Mark's films. It's from any
movie ever, and as soon as you know
it, just say it out loud
into your microphone.
Okay.
Okay, now we're ready.
Look good, feel good.
That's just something
he says first every time.
All right, here we go.
Because he really acts these.
He doesn't just say them.
He doesn't fucking phone them in
except for the times
when he phones it in.
I want you to sweep the leg.
Do you have a problem with that?
Who fucking said it?
Scott Aukerman said it.
You win, fucking Scott Aukerman!
It kind of sounded like
all three of you said it at the same time to me.
No, I fucking heard it.
I'm going to go pick a fight.
I just said, oh.
I didn't even say the word.
I go, oh! I'm going to go pick a fight. All right, you get to decide. I just said, oh. I didn't even say the name. I go, oh.
And then it was already.
I heard you say something.
All right, well, let's hear it for Mark Wahlberg, everybody.
He never really actually leaves that quickly,
so that was kind of a surprise.
He must have something that's up.
Maybe he's got to be
at the SAG Awards
to be one of those ones
that sits there and goes,
when I was young,
I was getting into
a lot of trouble.
And then I found acting.
I'm an actor.
I'm Mark Wahlberg
and I'm an actor.
You know how they make
those speeches
from their seats?
I've never watched
the SAG Awards.
We're not going to
watch it now
because it starts in five minutes,
four minutes,
but they do this weird thing
where they go around
and the actors give little speeches
to the camera
at the top of the show.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, now I want to watch it.
That's my favorite part
because when they go
to Cuba Gooding Jr.,
he can't wait.
You know what I mean?
You can see how excited
he is sitting at his seat
ready for that camera to come over
and talk about how he's an actor.
When I was in
radio,
before I got into film,
alright, so,
I gotta
get my Little Molten Game app out.
What am I doing? Just sitting here, enjoying
myself. I know. Having fun.
Scott gets to go first,
and then we'll go to
Ricky and then to Sean.
First player to
five points is going to be our winner
today.
And we have to try to accomplish that
within the next hour.
Pick a
category, Scott.
I appreciate you trying to pick up the slack in that moment.
Maybe if I clap, something will happen.
I was going more for quiet tension.
And I can see one of the panelists' toes tension is kind of what I was going for.
And it's not the girl.
What's this? Have you seen
Sean's feet? Who shows
up to something like this?
It's hot today. Yeah, that's true.
I don't know.
You're going to be on stage, young man. Elevated.
Just prove me I shouldn't be here. Cover those toes.
Scott,
films that end in the four letters Argo.
Or Hack That Ass Up, which is slasher movies.
And You Only Live 23 Times, which is one of the 23 Bond films,
James Bond movies,
which one of those would you like to play?
Start us off.
This guy's going to clap if you stay quiet.
Oh, no.
Man.
Let me go Bond films.
Here we go.
This one is from 1967.
Two and a half stars from Leonard.
He says about this one that it's British.
He says it's big
and it has spectacular sets.
He lists
nine names.
How many names can you get in?
I think the year is a big clue when you're playing Bond films.
Nine names.
How many do you think?
I will say nine to start it off.
Take all nine, Ricky.
Eight.
Sean.
Ricky, name that movie.
I do not know.
Can I just say right now?
I have no idea
I almost
Sean gets the point
Moving on
Wait
Okay I mean I'll try
You can guess
The name of a James Bond movie
Maybe right
Well I have to think
Of a James Bond movie
Let me give you the names first
These might help you
Okay
You know what I mean
Yes
I've never seen
A James Bond movie
I've seen a poster
Maybe this is the poster you've seen.
Was Halle Berry in it?
I saw the trailer for that one.
Halle Berry was one of my favorite actors in 1967.
Because the way she just didn't exist yet was really compelling.
You don't think she existed yet in 67?
No, she's like 40, right? She's older than 40. really compelling. Okay. You don't think she existed yet in 67? No.
She's like 40, right?
No.
She's older than 40.
She is?
I don't know.
I could look it up
on this thing in my hand
but we're trying to play
a serious game here.
Yeah.
Are you talking about your dick?
I gotta say.
That's why I need the mic stand Gotta be hands free
Still trying to think of any James Bond movie
Okay
But your eight names
Okay
Are Donald Pleasence
Uh huh
Desmond Llewellyn
Yep
Lois Maxwell
Of course
Bernard Lee
Oh right
Karen Dore
Uh huh
Mel
Mel Harris Uh huhhuh. Mel Harris?
Mm-hmm. No.
Mel Han? Doesn't matter.
Tetsuro Tamba. Uh-huh.
Third build. Tetsuro Tamba.
Right.
And is that it? Or one more?
Aiko?
Wakabayashi.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Let me think of any, James.
Is there like you only live once or you only die twice or something like that?
There's one of the.
Is there is Octopussy?
Is that a movie or is that a character?
You know so much more about it than you thought you knew.
Is that real? Am I right?
This is like one of those amnesia movies where it's all coming back.
Goldfinger? Is that something?
So would you like to pick one of those?
Okay.
Oh, they're all movies?
Oh, I'm doing so much better than I thought.
Okay, I'm going to say...
Octopussy.
Because that's my favorite title of those three.
It is a good title, but that also came much later, Octopussy.
That was like 80 or something like that.
This one was the early Sean Connery one.
He's the top-billed actor, of course.
And you've stumbled around it in your first instinct.
It's called You Only Live Twice.
Oh, nice.
I still wouldn't have gotten it, though, because I think I said
you only live once and you only die
twice. Yeah, but you were so
close. Right. You were dancing
around it, and that was fun to listen to.
Being a person
who knew the correct answer.
That means Sean Sacamay is on
the board! Sean Sacamay!
Thank you!
He's got one point.
We're going to start with you again, Scott.
And then we're going to Sean.
Hang out, Ricky.
All right.
Pardon the interruption.
That's movies that I'm going to be interrupting soon.
the interruption.
That's movies that I'm going to be interrupting soon.
Also,
we're going to need a bigger moat.
And that's
films that have a castle in them.
Is this including
things with the Castle Rock logo
at the end?
You know what? That's a rather thin loophole that I probably wouldn't use.
What about people named Castle?
It'd be fun.
Keisha Castle Hughes.
The floor is closed to questions for the entirety of the show.
Okay.
Or we're going to need a bigger goat.
That's movies that take place on a farm.
So would you like a farm or a castle
or a movie that I'm going to interrupt soon?
I'll go...
I think Sean knows too much about your schedule.
I'll go castle.
Okay. This movie with a castle in it I'll go Castle Okay
This movie with a castle in it
Is from
What does that say?
1959
Three stars from Leonard
He says this movie is elaborate
He says
If you watch it on TV, it's bound to lose something.
He's kind of down on watching this one on TV.
And the highlight is the final part of the movie.
Pretty much where you want to try to put the highlight.
If possible, Whenever possible.
I'm a fan of a good denouement.
Any names?
Six names.
How many names can you get it in, Scott?
I will...
I think...
I'll do it in six.
Five.
Wait, Ricky.
Cool your jets.
What?
We change the order each time.
Oh.
So it goes to Sean.
I mean, I don't know it.
It goes to Sean.
Scott took all six.
Yeah.
It's got a castle in it.
Yeah.
Labyrinth.
That'll go zero.
Well, now is it my turn?
Yeah, it is.
Name that movie.
I figured this would be payback. What do you think it is'm gonna go with camelot oh dude i so thought you were totally locked in on this
because you're such a big fan of maleficent it's called sleeping beauty i wasn't even thinking
animated i would have gone camelot too yeah yeah although feel like Camelot was in the 60s. Yeah, I'm thinking it, too.
They said lavish.
Elaborate.
Oh.
Whoops.
Maybe I'm just thinking lavish all the time.
I'm sure Camelot is elaborate in its own way.
But, yeah, the highlight is the final fiery confrontation between Maleficent and Prince Philip.
So what names would they use for actors?
Is it the voice actors?
Or is it the dragon?
It's the lady who did the Mercedes McCambridge is the voice of the dragon.
No, I don't know who did that noise of the dragon.
But yeah, these actors, I haven't even heard of any of them.
So it would have been fun to say some of them. That's part of the fun sometimes, Scott.
All right.
I lost my place here.
Which category are we on?
We did bigger, moat.
All right.
So it's one point for Ricky, one point for Sean.
And since Ricky just challenged Sean,
we're going to start with Scott again and then go to Ricky.
And Scott, would you like, we're going to need a bigger coat?
That's movies where someone is frozen.
And that's movies where someone is frozen.
Rad underscore beard
033 suggested
Jurassic Pork.
And that, of course, is films where Jeff Goldblum
has sex.
Oh, God.
And Bigger in BCN suggested Oh, God.
Bigger in BCN suggested Dr. Manhattan murder mystery.
And that is comic book movies where a scientist kills someone.
Yeah, that's elaborate.
Which one of those do you like, Scott?
I'll go Dr. Manhattan.
Okay.
Scientists kill someone in this comic book movie from 2004.
Leonard gives it three and a half stars.
He says the movie has a scientist in it.
He says that it won an Oscar and
it's 127 minutes long
and he lists
13 names
for the listeners I'm giggling
because someone in the audience just went
wow with that exact amount of emotion For the listeners, I'm giggling because someone in the audience just went,
Wow.
With that exact amount of emotion.
That wow could also be interpreted as,
I've got other things to do right now.
Wow, what am I doing here?
These people are nerds.
I think, I mean, I think I know it,
but at the same time, I'm first.
Why not just say 13 names?
Why not?
All right, 12.
11.
You're first again.
10?
Okay.
Name it.
Oh, interesting.
I don't know why.
I don't think he knows it.
He doesn't know it yet, but now he's going to get 10 whopping names.
Yeah, that's true. So just say it as soon as you know it, Scott.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, here we go.
Bruce Campbell, Cliff Robertson, Willem Dafoe, Bill Nunn, Dylan Baker, Daniel Gilles, Donna Murphy, J.K. Simmons, Rosemary Harris.
Is that it yet?
How many was it total?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. One more is Alfred Molina,
and the movie's called Spider-Man 2.
That's correct.
And that was what I thought it was.
What did you think it was?
I thought it was Spider-Man 2.
Oh.
But I was a little fuzzy on the year.
I can't remember years anymore.
Yeah.
All right, well, we got a three-way tie.
Everybody's got a point.
All right.
Oh, and also, once we...
I only have a certain number of categories loaded in, so
once we get to the point where
when we start to repeat categories, I'm just
going to give you the next category.
So, what you
don't choose now is going to come back and haunt you anyway.
And Sean
was left out of that, so we'll start with Sean
and then go
to Ricky
at
magic arc suggested
big hero six feet
under and that's
movies where TJ Miller gets killed
oh my god
are there that many?
There only needs to be one.
At
Henson Furman
suggested
American Snapper
and that's
football movies.
So there's quite a few of those.
And then at
Jean underscore Helpman
suggested say hello to my little friend
and that's films where you see
Harvey Keitel's penis.
Which one of those
would you like to
give a whirl, Sean?
Oh boy, I'm so familiar with Harvey Keitel's penis. Clothed or unclothed? Yeah. Which one of those would you like to give a whirl, Sean? Oh, boy.
I'm so familiar with Harvey Keitel's penis.
Clothed or unclothed?
Yeah.
Let's go with the American Snapper.
What?
Oh, yeah, football movies.
Of course. What?
Of course you'd pick the football movies.
Sean's a very big football fan.
I appreciate him coming out on a day when there are no games.
Two stars from Leonard Maltin for this football fan. I appreciate him coming out on a day when there are no games.
Two stars from Leonard Maltin for this
football movie from the year
2000.
He says this movie
is a by-the-numbers sports movie.
He
says that
tired
and obvious.
How dare he? It's so obvious. How dare he?
It's so obvious.
They're just playing football for a whole movie.
Are you sure he wasn't just watching a football game?
That might be it.
And then he lists 10 names.
10 names, Sean.
What do you think about that?
A football movie from 2000.
Who's it go to?
Does it go to me?
It goes to Ricky.
Because she challenged you.
I'll go ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Name it.
Shit.
I don't know it either
I totally don't
These are really masculine categories
We should just get a hot potato up here
And get this over with
I mean
Whoever holds this thing
It was comic books
Football
It's all boy stuff
Bond movies
There's Archie comic books for girls
I'm sure there's a girl movie in here somewhere Okay comic books for girls.
I'm sure there's a girl movie in here somewhere.
Okay.
But we'll see if, you know, this might be a girly football movie.
Yeah.
All right.
So how many names do you have to get in?
Five?
Six.
Six.
Okay.
Two stars from Leonard.
And he says it's by the numbers. Okay.
Tired and obvious.
And the year is 2000. stars from Leonard and he says it's by the numbers. Tired and obvious. And
the year is 2000 and your six
names are Brett Cullen,
Faison Love,
Michael Jace,
Reese Ephans,
Jack Warden,
and
Johnny Favs, Jon Favreau.
Okay, it sounds like a comedy,
so it's not Rudy
or radio.
It's not the one with the plane crash.
Because what would that have to do with football?
Oh, the football team in the crash.
Yeah.
Yikes. I know there's the jail one that football team in the crash. Yeah. Yikes.
I know there's the jail one that I can't think of.
That's probably it.
The one with Adam Sandler.
Is there one called The Whole Nine Yards?
Is it that one?
That's what I'm saying.
That is one of the best football movies of all time.
The Whole Nine Yards.
Because there's no football in it.
Shit.
Well, I've gone with The Whole Nine Yards anyway.
Not even in The Whole Ten Yards. They didn't get to football in that one either. Is that a movie going with the whole nine yards anyway. Not even in the whole ten yards
they didn't get to football
in that one either.
Is that a movie too?
Why didn't they just call
that movie First Down?
Because there's no football.
I'm going with
the whole nine yards.
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
I'm going to stick with that one
even though there's no football in it.
All right.
Well, that, you know,
for a girl,
that was a tremendous guest.
Thank you.
Scott wants to say something.
Is it Any Given Sunday?
The Replacements.
The Replacements. The Replacements.
The Replacements with Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman.
That was a good one.
That was one of my favorite football movies.
You flipped by that on cable at some point, probably.
Probably.
Yeah.
All right.
So who challenged you to name it?
You're such a meanie.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Scott is a meanie with two points, everybody.
Yeah.
This round we start with Sean and then go to Scott.
And Sean gets to pick between
at Asa underscore Davis suggested Glove, actually.
And of course, that's the films of O.J. Simpson.
At bornwinner underscore J.
You know you're born a winner when you need to put an underscore in there,
in your Twitter name.
Suggested Come With Me If You Want to Live. you know you're born a winner when you need to put an underscore in there in your twitter name suggested come with me if you want to live
and that's films where Arnold Schwarzenegger
has sex
and the craziest twitter name I've come across in a while
at rocktober serpers
s-u-r-p-r-z I don't even know what that's supposed to be And the craziest Twitter name I've come across in a while, at Rocktober Serpers.
S-U-R-P-R-Z.
I don't even know what that's supposed to be.
Do you have an idea, Scott?
Or Serpers?
Like usurpers?
Rocktober usurpers?
I don't know.
Usurpers?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't give a shit.
Anyway, that person suggested Turner and Cooch. And then, of course... No, Turner and Cooch.
And then, of course... Amy McCoochie?
No, Turner and Cooch.
Kathleen Turner has sex?
Appears naked, yes.
Movies where Kathleen Turner appears naked.
Which one of those would you like to play, Sean?
Let's go with the
Come with me if you want to live
Okay
Arnold Schwarzenegger had sex in this movie
From 1982
Two and a half stars from Leonard
He says about this movie
That it was written by two dudes
And
He says
He says it had a sequel and he says the movie has a vibrant score
and he lists three four five six eleven names eleven names total how many names do you think
you can get it in sean but? I'll take the 11.
He's taking the 11.
This is a smart panel.
You guys always start off with all the names.
I'll take the 10.
Does it go to me, though?
I wouldn't at around 5, 6 o'clock, because there's a lot of traffic on the 10.
It goes to Scott, doesn't it?
At that time.
Yeah, but it was Scott's turn.
That's right.
Okay.
So I won't do it.
I will.
One way to keep track, Ricky, is to wait for me to call on you.
Listen.
I don't know.
I'll say I'll do it in negative one.
I don't know it.
I doubt this is it
Well you don't have to say it yet
Okay
Settle down
Because we still have Ricky's turn
He says negative one
Are you calling on me?
Yes
Okay name it
Did you say name it?
Yeah obviously
Alright so you need to name the movie
And the top billed person in this movie
Conan the Barbarian?
Say the whole thing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
That's correct.
Yeah, I wasn't sure if it was Barbarian or Destroyer.
Who's number two?
Will Chamberlain?
Sandell Bergman. Sandell Bergman.
Sandell Bergman.
And then James Earl Jones.
Oh, yeah.
And then the great Jerry Lopez.
That's funny.
There's a guy named Jerry Lopez.
All right.
So Scott has three points, and Sean and Ricky each have one.
So Sean and Ricky have to step it up.
Who'd he fuck in that?
He was just like always fucking things in that.
Like he fucked a snake at one point.
Fucked a wizard staff.
Yeah.
No, it's rated R And has sex in it
Yeah
I'm just wondering
I mean probably
Does he have sex
With Sandalbergman in it
Yeah
There you go
I mean you got it right
You shouldn't question
I'm not asking you
Because I think
You're lying to me
I'm asking because
I want to know
Who he fucked
Because I didn't go back
And watch the movie again
For this
It's just like
It said movies Where Arnold Schwarzenegger has sex.
I'm like, he had sex in Conan the Barbarian.
I'm pretty sure he didn't in Kindergarten Cop.
That was how I, that's my process.
All right.
So who challenged who there?
Ricky challenged Scott?
Yes.
Okay.
So back to Sean again.
And then we'll go to you next, Ricky.
Okay.
I'll wait to be called on.
No.
This time, you know ahead of time.
Okay.
I'll just skip right in.
After Sean.
Sean gets to pick between USA Aussie suggested Ken...
What?
Ken Jennings.
Oh, I get it. That's, uh, the category is Ken Jennings,
and the, uh, the answers, the movies are, uh,
titles that are in the form of a question.
Because Ken Jennings is a Jeopardy champion.
So we're having fun with that.
So much fun.
The reviews are in.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha. Uh, this is a fun Twitter name.
At Sagan Baggins suggested Apollo 86.
And that's movies where Carl Weathers dies.
And at Jordan Cole sucks suggested Interstellar
got her groove back
and that's Matthew McConaughey
romantic comedies.
I know which one I'm not picking.
Yeah, you meanie.
Yeah, with only one point.
Yeah, I know.
You got to catch up.
What's it going to be?
Title in the form of a question?
Yeah, let's do that one.
Carl Weathers, guys.
Ken Jennings.
All right.
Would you like a title in the form of a question from 2007, 1989, 1987, or 1965?
I'll go 2007.
All right.
This movie, that's a question in the title.
Got one and a half stars
from Leonard.
Did not care for it.
The year, as we already know, is 2007.
He says in this movie,
predictably, crotches are pummeled.
What?
Gas is passed And stereotypes run amok
How many Oscars did it win?
I don't know for sure,
but I'm going to guess zero Oscars.
Zero Oscars.
And Leonard lists...
One, two, three, four, five, six names.
But I'll give you one more clue.
The first name is strangely long.
It's a terrible clue. Sean first name is strangely long. It's a terrible
clue.
Sean? Six.
He's taken all six, Ricky.
Five.
Scott.
Okay, crotches or pummels.
Think of all those movies.
Hey, who pummeled my crotch
while they farted?
I think you just made me realize what the title is.
Oh, ooh.
All right.
How many names do you get?
I don't remember.
Five.
You're on the honor system.
We went six, five, and then name it.
So five.
Your five names.
You won't get to hear that really long name, but I'll tell it to you later.
your five names. You won't get to hear that really long name,
but I'll tell it to you later.
Five names are Garrett Morris,
Faison Love coming into the game again.
Jesus. I'm going to keep losing on Faison Love.
That guy's a working actor.
Sherry Shepard.
Oh, no. Tamala Jones.
Is that her name? Tamala?
And speaking of
Jones, but it was completely different Jones.
Jeffrey Jones. Oh, was completely different Jones Jeffrey Jones
Oh god
Yeah Jeffrey Jones
And the title is in the form of a question
It's not that
Your answer needs to be in the form of a question
The title
Faison Love 2007
I don't know what he was doing
Back then
Probably jerking it.
The first word's long, you said?
I don't know.
What is the question?
Whatever, maybe?
The first name is long?
The first word in the movie title, right?
No, no.
The first named person in the movie has a long name.
That clue's not going to help you at all.
Oh, okay.
Just walk away from that clue.
But just think of a movie that has a question mark in the title and say it just in case.
You know, like, say, Octopussy?
Guess Who?
I don't think that's ever been the name of a movie.
Yes, it is!
Wasn't it?
It was the remake.
It was the Ashton Kutcher remake of Look Who's Coming to Dinner.
Look Who's Coming to Dinner.
Yeah, Look Who's Talking at Dinner.
No guessing.
Just look at him.
Yeah.
With Bernie Mac.
But I don't think that...
For years when people said they were going to Burning Man,
I thought they were going to Bernie Mac.
I still don't know this movie.
The movie's called
Who's Your Caddy?
Sean knew it.
Who's Your Caddy?
I've never, ever, ever heard
And the top billed person
is Antoine Andre Big Boy Patton.
Like he went by
all of those names back then.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, there's lots of movies
with questions.
So that category is going to come back again
Someday for sure
Love it
So much
So fun
Such a great time
And did Scott
Just get his fourth point
Yeah he did
Yeah
Scott you have run
Amok with this
With stereotypes
And this
Crotch pummeling.
But that means since Scott got the point, we're going to start this next one off with Sean and go to Scott.
So, Sean, good luck.
All right.
If Scott gets another point, he is our winner.
Yep.
And we have an insanely short episode of this show.
Given the amount of time we were given.
So if that happens,
don't panic, everybody. Are we all
going to have to do ten minutes?
Sean,
we need you. Garfunkel,
get oats on the horn.
Get
Kate McEuchie's brain down here.
No, we'll play another game.
All right.
And I will participate.
Ooh.
Now I want Scott to win.
No, but if one of you comes back and takes this,
that'll be very, very impressive.
That was my plan all along.
I was just kidding about not knowing those sports movies.
Fair enough.
Alright, we're back at the top of the order.
You know what?
I'll throw this one in.
This is a fun one.
Sean, would you like Streep Throat?
And that's movies where Meryl Streep has an accent.
Argo. That's movies that accent. Argo.
That's movies that end in Argo.
Or Hack That Ass Up.
Slasher films.
Yeah, I want that one.
Hack That Ass Up.
All right.
1997 is the year.
One and a half stars from Mr. Maltin
generally not a fan of
asses getting hacked up
he says
this movie
says it tries for profundity
at the end and blows
it
and Says it tries for profundity at the end and blows it.
And he also says that there's a scenery devouring actor in the film.
Not literally, right?
We'll have to figure that out.
We'll get into that a little later.
And he lists seven names.
How many names can you get in,
Sean? It goes to Ricky next?
It goes to me next. Ah, shit.
Hey.
No, no, no, no, no. I've seen horror movies.
I just don't like sports, okay? I'm trying to keep it to where he doesn't get the next point. Alright, fine.
Ugh.
No, because if it went to you, I was going to say zero, so one of us would get the point.
Yeah, he's playing strategically.
But Scott's been playing strategically this whole game, and he's killing it.
Because I see the position you're in now.
I'll take five.
I don't envy it. Scott Aukerman thinking it over.
I'll take four.
Oh, my God.
How many names was it? Six? Four names. Oh, my God. How many names was it?
Six?
Four names.
Oh, six total.
Total?
Yeah.
No, there's seven names total.
Oh, he said four?
Yeah, we started at five.
He went to four.
Name it.
All right.
Someone goes, no, no, no.
Listen, it's okay.
It's going to be fine no matter what happens.
Is oats on her way?
Yeah, yeah.
Your four names.
I'll give you the clues again if you need it after the four names,
but let's see if the four names help you at all.
John Harrison.
Tyler Cohn.
I want to say his name is Cohn.
Lisa Neumeier.
And Tori Perensky,
who's in this film.
Tori Perensky.
97.
Strives for profundity.
At the end.
Does it get the profundity?
Blows it.
Blows it?
That's what I said earlier.
Neither one of us remembered that.
Tries for it and blows it.
Fucking gives a hummer to profundity.
That's a profound back alley blowjob.
I'll say this is not my decade for horror.
That's a weird title for a film.
So, you know, I'm just going to go with...
Come on, Bugs.
Bride of Chucky.
Oh, okay.
It's a fun guess
Because this one did
This one did have
Elements of comedy
And the scenery
Devouring actor
Is a young gentleman
Named Matthew McConaughey
And the film is called
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Next Generation
Yeah
See it was fine
That's a rough one
And Ricky got another point!
All right!
All right, Sean, we start with you and then go to Ricky.
Ricky, you're up next.
Okay.
I'll keep giving you three choices until it just gets ridiculous.
Maybe it won't Pardon the interruption
Movies I'm interrupting soon
We're gonna need a bigger moat
Films with a castle in them
Or
We're gonna need a bigger
Didn't we do the castle?
We did castle?
Castle's out
Castle's been cancelled Sorry to break it to you We're gonna need a bigger didn't we do the castle castle yeah castles out
Castles been cancelled. Sorry to break it to you. Not with the castle 159, please, huh?
Okay, but like we can do pardon the interruption movies in interrupting soon We can do we going to need a bigger goat movie set on a farm
and we can do
we're going to need
a bigger coat
movies where someone
is frozen.
Frozen
farm
upcoming interruption.
We'll do the upcoming
interruption.
All right.
Scott
Scott knows
what's up there.
I did this just to plug my upcoming interruptions,
but, you know.
Three stars from Leonard,
from this movie I'm going to be interrupting.
The year is 1990.
1990.
Surprisingly successful,
Leonard calls this movie.
And he also says that it is light
and thoroughly entertaining.
And he lists six, nine, ten names.
Ten names. How many can you get it in, Sean,
knowing potentially my upcoming schedule of
interruptions.
Did that sound like something familiar to you?
Whoa.
Out of how many?
Out of ten?
Huh?
Out of ten?
Yeah.
Oh, geez.
He says six, yeah.
I think I know what I would do.
Jerk it?
Should I say name it so he gets the point and the game continues?
Is that what you would do?
I'm not going to tell you what I would do, but I know what I would do.
Jerking it is part of what I would do.
Fine, I'll say name it.
All right.
Your six names are Jane Morris,
Larry Miller,
Eleanor Donahue,
Alex Hyde-White,
Hector Elizondo,
and
Laura San Giacomo.
Scott's worked with her.
Yes, I did.
She's very nice.
This is a girl movie.
Yeah, that's kind of...
Pretty Woman. Scott was on an episode of Just Shoot
Me with... He guessed it.
...Loris on Jeopardy.
That's correct!
It's Pretty Woman!
That Hector Elizondo, that... That was... That narrows it down to Gary Marshall films
Right there, yeah
But I'm going to be interrupting Pretty Woman
At the Traverse City Comedy Festival
It's like at 11.30 at night on the 13th
So while the movie's playing
It'll become Valentine's Day
And everyone can just get really angry
I know what I'm doing with Cool Op this year the movie's playing, it'll become Valentine's Day and everyone can just get really angry. Aww.
I know what I'm doing with Cool Op this year.
Who?
Nice try.
I don't want to get sent back to my dimension.
Wait, so who got the point on that last one?
Sean did it. Yeah, Sean got it.
All right, so Sean has two.
Ricky has two.
Scott has four.
And who challenged who there?
I challenged.
You challenged Sean.
So Scott gets to pick this next category,
and we go to Ricky.
Scott, would you like...
I don't remember which ones have been done already.
We didn't do Goldblum having sex yet, right?
Nope.
Okay, so Jurassic Pork, Jeff Goldblum has sex.
Or Big Hero, Six Feet Under, T.J. Miller gets killed.
Or say hello to my little friend, Harvey Keitel's penis. I'll go Harvey Keitel's Penis.
I'll go Harvey Keitel's Penis.
Okay.
H to the K to the P.
Three and a half stars
from Leonard for this movie
from 1993.
He says about this movie that it
is unpredictable. Oh shit shit there's a penis
it's in 3d
it's a face slap in good times
uh he says that, oh, man, this is a tough one.
It won at least three Oscars.
And you see Keitel's penis, and it's unpredictable.
That's all I'm going to say.
1993, three and a half stars.
And he lists nine people or eight.
Eight names.
Eight names.
It goes to me?
Mm-hmm.
I'm going to say negative two.
Whoa.
That is something just happened there.
Ricky?
Is it my turn?
Mm-hmm.
Well, name it.
Sorry.
No, no.
Yeah, you should apologize to Sean
do I say the top build first and then the second
or the backwards way
you say the name of the
movie then the top build person then the second
build person because you said negative two
and this is for the win
and if you win this today
and do this in negative
names you will move
on to the tournament of championships
that you're already in.
Here we go.
Give me the clue again.
It's unpredictable. Yeah.
And won at least three Oscars.
Okay. I'm going to say
The Piano, Holly Hunter,
Harvey Keitel.
We got a nope in the audience.
No. But it's actually
what?
I love
the argument about that. Scott
is correct. Scott has got the right answer.
Thank you for your faith in me.
Scott is moving on.
To the next level,
when we get two people to compete against you
at your level,
I'll give you a holler.
I'll let you know.
Not until then, hopefully.
No.
You won't hear a word from me.
Radio silence.
You'll only hear from my proxy.
Any little plugs you want to throw in?
Big plugs, like website and stuff like that.
Ongoing things.
Well, the TV show.
Yes.
Every Friday, Comedy Bang Bang.
IFC.
Every Friday, IFC.
IFC the shit out of it.
11 p.m., 10 central.
We have some really, really good shows coming out.
How many more this season?
We've shown two, so we have 38 more this season.
For reals?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Nice.
All right.
We've shown three.
Sorry, 37.
That was a close one.
I almost turned my life upside down.
Ricky?
February 9th I'm going to be at Sketchfest We're playing the first two episodes of Another Period
Which is my new Comedy Central show
So if you're there you can see it
Or I don't know if it's the first two but we're playing two
And we're doing a panel
So it should be fun
And Garfunkel knows he's playing Vegas in March
At some point
So go gamble and watch us.
When does the show start on TV?
Which one?
Oh, another period?
Yeah.
June 23rd, Comedy Central.
Very nice.
Not for a while.
So it's a major sneak preview.
Not for a while.
Some people won't listen to this for a while.
So they'll just look up and be like, holy shit.
It's June 22nd.
And I guess I'll just have to forget tomorrow.
So it's a major advanced screening.
Yeah, cool.
Nice.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Sean Sacamai always has tons of projects to plug.
You can't get him to shut up sometimes
with all of his projects.
Do you have anything you want to say?
No, just thanks.
This has been a blast.
It's been quite a ride.
Does his ride end here?
You should write your suicide note on the back of that name tag.
No, Sean will be back.
We're going to have him back on the 12 Guests of Christmas and whatnot.
But in terms of the
turn and turn i can barely even say it turn turn of men of champions yeah he's not he doesn't get
to go on any further yeah you just you just shot him down i'm sorry yeah yeah your win was one of Tell your face
I don't have anything to plug other than
Douglovesmovies.com
Oh, let me get the shitheads
from the backs of your name tags here
for the very end of the show
But before that happens
Let's, for fun, because we've got a few extra minutes
Let's play a round of Last Man Stanton.
Yes.
I don't even know what that says.
Can you read that?
I like how fancy this one is.
It's like an advent calendar, but
with a big old shithead in it
instead of a candy.
Oh, okay, got it.
I got it now.
I got it now.
Like mid-ronco?
No, I said like bronco with no B.
Oh.
Sorry. Did I just spoil
your shitheads?
Oh, no
Okay
Thanks for checking
I mean, I think this shithead spoils itself
But the other one's pretty good
So it'll be a great ending
But in the meantime, let's play Last Man Stanton
There's a gentleman with his hand up over there
And that means that he's got a suggestion for who we should play with.
Chris Rock.
Chris Rock.
Interesting.
What is this game again?
Sorry.
We just have to take turns naming movies that have Chris Rock in them.
And you can also do the ones he directed, but I believe he's in all the ones he directed.
Okay.
So you want to start us off, Sean?
Top five.
Good work.
Where's the person
who won all the prizes?
Whose name tag was it?
Come get your schmovie.
Congratulations. I got iced. I've seen him in so many movies. congratulations
I got iced
I haven't seen him in so many movies
oh wait what's happening
she didn't win the polite contest
it's the opposite of the Pete Holmes game
Where did you come in from to win today?
Torrance
Is this part of the game?
No, I'm stalling
I can't think of another Chris Rock movie
No
No, go ahead, Ricky
I think I love my wife Just give us the name of the Chris Rock movie? No. No, go ahead. Ricky? I Think I Love My Wife.
Just give us the name of the Chris Rock movie.
I Love My Wife.
Weird place to come out, though.
Even though she had a wife.
What's the title again?
I Think I Love My Wife.
My Wife!
Oh, thank God I didn't say that one.
I'd be banished.
I'll say New Jack City.
All right, we have to sing them from now on.
How about...
Madagascar!
Sean? Grownups 2
Madagascar 2
Did that have a subtitle?
Oh shoot
Still grown?
Madagascar 2 still grown?
Sorry still born.
It's just still born zoo animals.
Everywhere.
Do you want to try again, Ricky?
Grownups.
You want to pick a different movie?
You gave me a do-over.
That's not my fault.
Scott.
Head of state.
Yes, indeed.
Pootie Tang.
That's the one I was sitting on.
You're sitting on a pootie tank?
Yep.
Little known secret.
CB4.
Oh.
Oh my God.
Very nice.
This is so hard.
I'm out, I guess.
Oh, I got a good one.
I can't think of anything else.
Leave the weapon for?
Yeah.
Hollywood Shuffle.
Winky dinky dog.
He comes in and he's like, can I just get one rib?
I just want one rib
And he tries to buy one rib
Remember that scene
I don't think that's from that movie
It's not
Yeah
Oh that's from
Yeah
But he was in the other one or no
He might not have been in Hollywood Shuffle
I might be out
Let me look at his discography
Filmography
Yeah you can't look it up
Sean
Beverly Hills Cop
What You know he's not Eddie Murphy filmography. Yeah, you can't look it up. Sean? Beverly Hills Cop.
What?
You know he's not Eddie Murphy.
Racist. What?
No, he hands I feel like he is in it. That's right.
Yeah, he is. He's a valet
in it? Yeah.
Hey, Doug. It's Ryan in the booth.
Hey, buddy. Glad you got a microphone.
Yeah. Chris Rock was not in Hollywood shuffle.
Okay.
So I'm out.
And uh,
he was not in Beverly Hills.
One.
He was in Beverly Hills.
Two.
So am I the winner?
No.
Yeah.
No,
I let Ricky stay in on that grownups thing.
Oh,
right.
Oh,
but then I know she was out during one of my turns.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Okay.
I lost for sure.
Do you want to name one more just to rub it in?
Fuck, I don't know that I can.
What's another dumb Sandler movie?
Yeah.
That he would have been in.
What's that football one?
Oh, The Longest Yard?
Yeah.
That's what I was thinking of.
The Longest Yard. The Longest Yard. You finally That's what I was thinking of! Hold on, Yard!
The Longest Yard.
You finally got to say that.
Doug, the movie you were going over, I think it was I'm Gonna Get You Sucker.
I'm Gonna Get You Sucker.
He comes in and does that.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
That's terrible.
And then what was the subtitle on Madagascar 2?
Return...
Escape to Africa.
Running Amok.
Oh, Escape to Africa?
Suck in a hood.
And then Madagascar 3 was like...
Europe's most wanted.
You have kids?
No.
No.
No, man, I don't.
No, man.
He's got a dick and baggy shorts, Doug.
Let's do another one Yeah I'm fired up
Oh wait a second
Face on love
I wouldn't even be able to remember
Which two movies he was in today
But this guy in the front row
Is very excited to suggest somebody
I'm very excited to shoot it down
Have you guys ever done Kevin Bacon or no?
I don't know if we've done Kevin Bacon, but we could do him again if we haven't.
It's a new game.
Let's do Kevin Bacon.
I'll start this one off.
I'll start this one off because on April, I want to say 12th or 13th, somewhere in there,
I'm going to be interrupting Footloose at the Belcourt Theater in Nashville, Tennessee.
Footloose is my answer, Scott.
Wild Things.
A Few Good Men.
What?
A Few Good Men.
A Few Good Men, okay.
Tremors.
That's a good one.
Tremors.
I'm going to go with Hollow Man.
Quicksilver?
Yeah.
Some Quicksilver enthusiasts.
They were so mad when
Maximum Rush came out
or whatever that was called.
Premium Rush, dog.
Premium Rush.
And they were like,
it's Quicksilver.
Seen it already.
Oh my God.
I know he's in every movie,
but my brain is full.
I can't think of anything.
I know he's the,
I can't do it.
I'm out.
Sorry.
I just, I don't know. I'm done. Never know like he's the, I can't do it. I'm out. Sorry.
I just,
I don't know.
I'm done.
Never knew you were a quitter.
There's no reason to apologize,
but this is,
this game,
this game is tough.
It shouldn't be because it's Kevin Bacon,
but I'm out.
Okay.
Sean.
X-Men first class.
He gets a coin through his head.
Someone mistake him for an arcade game.
Does he have his mutant power in there? Magneto's old.
He doesn't know.
I'm going to go with...
She's having a baby. She's having a baby
She's having a baby
She's having a baby
Scott
Taps? Is he in Taps?
No, you're out
Okay
Should have lasted much longer with fucking Kevin Bacon.
Go ahead, Sean.
National Lampoon's Animal House.
Mm-hmm, correct title.
Friday the 13th.
Yeah.
My next one's going to blow your minds.
You can do it.
Pocahontas.
Pocahontas.
Super.
Super.
Nice.
He's super creepy in that planes trains
and automobiles
he's got a little cameo in there
unbuild
damn it
damn damn damn
damn you
Kevin Bacon.
Footloose 2.
Footlooser.
Now he's amputated.
They're really strict on that note dancing.
It was loose in the first movie.
It finally came off.
Nothing else?
I got nothing else.
My next one would be The River Wild.
Oh, yeah.
And then the audience
has a ton of them.
Of course.
Apollo 13.
Apollo 13.
Flatliners.
Murder in the first. Crazy, stupid love. Yeah, Flatliners. Murder in the First, Crazy Stupid Love.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
God.
That was a good one.
Thanks, you guys.
One more time for all of my guests, Sean Sacamai.
Thank you. Ricky Lindholm Scott Aukerman
Our winner and champion
We'll see you all again soon
And as always
Alexandra Ronco is a shithead
We're all in agreement on that And as always, Alexandra Ronco is a shithead.
We're all in agreement on that.
And the person who made this particular poster wrote on the back,
the movie Serendipity is a shithead.
Now it's time for Joe to watch another talkie. He's a bold and viewing crowd with big-tip cockies.
There's no room in his heart for you,
because Doug loves movies!