Doug Loves Movies - Tournament of Championships Continued...

Episode Date: January 24, 2015

Recorded live at the NerdMelt Showroom in Los Angeles, California on January 25, 2015. Scott Aukerman, Riki Lindhome, and Sean Sakimae compete.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy... and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, creamy babies, sticky seats with 50-as-a-top or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is God Loves Movies! All right, that was kind of a mix of singing and talking. That was kind of like watching the Peter Pan musical on NBC. Some sang, and Christopher Walken didn't.
Starting point is 00:00:46 I didn't even watch it. I'm making fun of it. Coming to you from the Nerd Melt showroom at Meltdown Comics in Hollywood in the year 2015 on January 25th hour. This is it, you guys. Finally, we're back into the tournament of championships.
Starting point is 00:01:05 It continues. Our winner today will move on to the Super Tournament of Championships and quite possibly the Super Duper Tournament of Championships, which will happen someday. Waiting for that person are Matt Myra and Jon Hamm. They will take on whoever wins the Super Tournament. So it's going to be very exciting. A lot of build-up.
Starting point is 00:01:31 This episode is a... Those of you who have purchased it and are listening to it now, you realize that it's a premium episode because you already paid for it. But the audience here today is hearing this for the first time. It'll be $1.99. audience here today is hearing this for the first time, it'll be $1.99.
Starting point is 00:01:49 It's going to cost $1.99 and it won't be available for about a week. So that's why I'm bringing it up at all, is to tell you guys sitting here today, please don't tweet about the outcome so that we can keep it a suspenseful episode for people to listen to for years to come. Yeah, never speak of what happened here today. This is just between us, you guys.
Starting point is 00:02:14 I love it when I listen to the Opie show and Bobby Lee is on there a lot because he's a maniac. It cracks me up how Bobby Lee will whisper things into the microphone when he's a maniac and it cracks me up how Bobby Lee will whisper things into the microphone when he's on a radio show. He's on satellite radio,
Starting point is 00:02:29 broadcasts everywhere, but when he says something that he doesn't want to say, he whispers it into the microphone. Where'd you go? What'd you do then, Bobby? What'd you do after that? I went to a brothel.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Alright, the prize bag has got lots of fun stuff in it. You're going to see a few of these for a while because they sent me a crate of them. It's the hilarious game of outlandish films. It's called Schmovie. And Rich Summers played it, and he says it's a good game, and I trust him because he's a game guy. And we also, I was kind of shocked that there wasn't, like,
Starting point is 00:03:11 a round of applause for the Shmovie. I mean, doesn't it look fun? It looks like fun. Yeah. Another thing that's fun is a company, I guess, called Auxiliary Buttons made these really cool buttons for me that I'll give away for a while.
Starting point is 00:03:31 I'm probably going to keep some for myself, too, because the packaging is so cool. It's got the... Fuck you, Schmovie! There's some buttons in town. Buttons have never gotten a better reaction in any setting ever.
Starting point is 00:03:53 But yeah, for the listeners, it's a Jaws parody, Doug Loves Movies logo, and then my face is coming up in the water to attack a naked swimming lady. But then there's the three buttons so that you can have my face, a heart, and a camera. Because you know Doug loves cameras.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Let's see. We also got, ooh, there's some gift certificate card things that are probably pretty cool. There's a couple of neat things. This is something I love. Got some shirts. Oh, do we have any Douglas movie shirts? Do we bring one? No?
Starting point is 00:04:31 Douglas movie shirt? He's going to check Let's just wait Gotta know if there's a shirt in the bag That really changes He didn't bring it Do you have a mic back there? Come on and say that Here's producer Ryan if there's a shirt in the bag. That really changes. What? I didn't bring it. He didn't bring it. Okay. Do you have a mic back there for when you come on and say,
Starting point is 00:04:48 here's producer Ryan? Sure. You do? Yeah. Okay, good. Because you just open the door and just talk to me. I like to keep it all
Starting point is 00:04:58 on the podcast. And I'd like to get three Leonard Maltin game tournament champions onto the stage. Please welcome Sean Sacamai, Ricky Lindholm, and Scott Aukerman. Hello, America. Hi, Doug.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Hello, Pete Holmes game winner. Hi. How's it going? Good to see you. Hi. Hello. There they are. Champions all.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Yeah. Yeah, right? It's pretty heavy. What did I win? You won a game at some point. I'll take your word for it. And you also won In the process of the game
Starting point is 00:05:47 You won correctly with negative names Yeah, okay There's a guy on Twitter that's got all the stats All laid out for this whole thing What a loser Crazy You just made him so happy He's so into it
Starting point is 00:06:04 But that's Scott Aukerman Everybody Hi everyone You just made him so happy. He's so into it. But that's Scott Aukerman, everybody. Hi, everyone. You know what we say on this show, ladies first. And you brought for the prize bag a couple of fun red shirts. Yes, they're holiday earwolf shirts, a small and a medium. So there you go. Hope you're one of those. I hope you are one or no one.
Starting point is 00:06:31 And Ricky Lindholm is here, everybody. Hi. What's up? Hello, America, as well. Let me actually throw a statistic out here at you. You're 100% high? Gee, I wish that were possible.
Starting point is 00:06:51 But it's been a few minutes since I smoked, so I couldn't possibly still be at 100%. I'm like an iPhone battery. I'm already down to 70. But according to our Twitter statistician, Ricky has won 42% of the time when she's on this show. Okay, is that good?
Starting point is 00:07:14 And yeah, and that's... Well, I guess 33 would be... You have eight career wins on the program. That's pretty good. Yeah. I felt pretty proud of that Christmas win. I felt pretty proud about taking Sam Levine down with, like, 13 names or whatever that was. Yeah, that's why you're here today, because the winner of the 12 Guests of Christmas automatically moves into the tournament, because that's quite a feat.
Starting point is 00:07:38 And speaking of people who have won that, Sean Sacamai is here, everybody. Winner of 12 Guests of Christmas 2013. Is that right? That is correct. One of the greatest, most dramatic achievements I've ever witnessed. Fantastic. It was really... Was it Pocahontas?
Starting point is 00:07:57 It was an exciting win, yes. You still remember that. Pocahontas. I loved it. Holy shit. Yeah, that was very exciting. And this year was exciting, too, when Ricky won. And, oh, so Scott, you also you've won the game eight times. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Yeah. I know. Doesn't feel like you maybe even been on that many times. Sometimes you win just by, you know, proxy. Do you know what that word means? I think it's when you get your HUD sucked. What did you bring for the prize bag, Sean?
Starting point is 00:08:39 A couple of gift cards, a $25 iTunes gift card, and then I had a $10 Baskin-Robbins gift card laying around. Oh, that's great. That $25 iTunes gift card, and then I had a $10 Baskin-Robbins gift card laying around. Oh, that's great. That $25 iTunes gift card, you could use that to buy this episode. Sean, how are you so rich? You bought your way onto the program initially. Oh, no. I'm just hugely in debt now.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Not rich. He spent money on being on this show instead of college. And Ricky bought copies of two Garfunkel and Oates CDs signed by both of the artists. Yep.
Starting point is 00:09:13 And speaking of artists, this is always a treat when Kate does this. She drew a very sweet picture of the three of us. Ricky and Kate and I. G and O loves D loves M. I'm not that much taller than Ricky though. That's what I said.
Starting point is 00:09:29 That's pretty generous. You're like on the Pat Sajak triple apple box there. We look like your children. Like, hey dad. When you started with you look like the Pat Sajak, pause.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I was like, where could this possibly be going? And then he does. He probably does stand on Apple boxes. Yeah. A different height one for each player, too. They get it so he's exactly this much higher than them. Every time? Really?
Starting point is 00:09:58 Every single player. Well, I'm going to tune in when they have NBA week. Let's see. Is there any other business we have to take care of before getting into this game? Because we're playing to five points. So, yeah. It could take a while. Because these are good players.
Starting point is 00:10:19 It could take a while. No one's just going to... I don't know that one. How's Kulop doing? Fuck you. What are you trying to say? I just thought you would say something about my wife is this or that. No, she's good.
Starting point is 00:10:40 My former girlfriend, she's fantastic. My former... Oh, that's not good. All right, so as I said at the beginning of the show, the winner today is going to advance to the Super Tournament of Championships. Is that held on Super Bowl Sunday? Yeah, I go right up against it. No, it's whenever we can make it happen.
Starting point is 00:11:04 You know how that goes. This tournament's been going on for five years now, I think. But I'm going to make it finish at some point. But now is the part where I say, let the games begin. And can we see your name tags, everybody? Look at that. It's amazing what happens when people pay to get in. There's so many good ones.
Starting point is 00:11:31 They all make name tags, and there's lots of amazing ones, lots of superheroes. Oh, they're so good. Yeah, so each of you get to pick who you're going to play for. Just go physically grab the name tag from that person. I don't know what that means. And bring it back to your seat. What's the matter, Scott?
Starting point is 00:11:50 He's holding up a very impressive toy car, and then I read a sign, and it just says, I am Iron Car. Doesn't make sense. Pick Danny for the letter ball game. Like, he's talking to you on Danny's behalf. I like this one. I'm going to sit here. All Alright, Ricky's got one already. I think that's funny. Went all the way to the front row
Starting point is 00:12:10 for that. Yeah. I like that one where my face is on it twice. Is that my face twice or are you the top one and I'm the bottom one? Someone's just holding up the TARDIS. I'm a little baby face and you got a big face. I still thought that was me though.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Come on. I face. I still thought that was me though. Come on. I cheated. I read the shithead. You can read it to yourself. Yeah. You just can't read it out loud. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:33 I just got scolded. And you got one already, Sean? I just kicked your son and then he scolded me. Scott's really being Scott's being very choosy. Oh, now he's got one. Who you playing for, Sean?
Starting point is 00:12:49 I am playing for Meganificent. It's Megan instead of Maleficent. And what drew you to that? Actually, I really do like Maleficent as a Disney villain. But, yeah, it was just really close, too. I saw there was another one back really do like Maleficent as a Disney villain. But, yeah, it was just really close too. I saw there was another one back there, but... Another Maleficent? There was another Maleficent. Same picture, I think. I bet you that one's better.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I mean, because yours is in some sort of, like, folder or something. Yeah, I don't think she wanted to get wet. It's on sheet music. Yeah, it's on sheet music. See? Oh, okay. She left a song in there for you.
Starting point is 00:13:28 She did. What song? Is there a shithead on the back? There is a shithead on the back. Is it the song? Did you mean to put a song in there? No, that's an accident, you guys. Cuckoo, roo, cuckoo.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Cuckoo, roo, cuckoo, paloma? Yeah. Is that a song? It is a song. Oh, okay. Well, maybe we should pass that part of it back to her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:47 First draft of I Am the Walrus. Cuckoo Paloma? Cuckoo Kajube. Ricky, who are you playing for? I'm playing for Sarah Ann Dippity, and she has a poster of her and Jon Hamm in the Serendipity poster she has a poster of her and John Hamm in the Sarah Ann Dippity poster. And a matchless
Starting point is 00:14:07 romantic comedy, John Hamm and Sarah Kleinschmidt. So I thought that was a... Ham. Kleinschmidt. Yeah. It's got whimsy. Dippity.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Yeah. I like Ham as a professional not looking at the camera. She's just, ah! Can you believe this? I'm in a movie! Yeah. With John Hamm! Yeah. camera. She's just ahhh! Can you believe this? I'm in a movie! Which I am!
Starting point is 00:14:30 Serendipity? Do it. Scott, who are you playing for? I'm playing for Heather and I initially didn't pick her because right here on the poster it says Heather Potter and I asked her is your name Heather Potter
Starting point is 00:14:43 and she said no. But Heather Potter. And I asked her, is your name Heather Potter? And she said, no. Is her name at least Heather? I didn't ask that. But it's a Harry Potter poster and instead of Daniel Radcliffe's face, it's a picture of four of the Heathers from the movie Heathers.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Like she's a four-headed Hydra. So... Did you not consider using a Heathers poster? What is your last name, if I may ask, young lady? Hooks. Hooks.
Starting point is 00:15:18 What about the movie Hook? Why do you have a Harry Potter poster? These are not excuses. To go with the tat. She showed me her guns as if to say, shut the fuck up. Why didn't you just make a poster that said Heather, two guns?
Starting point is 00:15:41 But why also is there no shithead on the back? Let's go ahead and trade this one in for another one. I'm kidding. Do you want to write a shithead on the back while we... I believe in you. Oh, she thinks you're going to win and then the
Starting point is 00:15:55 shithead will be moot. That means that Sarah doesn't believe in me. That's so mean. God, I'm so sad I picked you now. Alright, well, to determine who goes first in today's Tournament of Championships game, we're gonna...
Starting point is 00:16:14 You guys wanna do some lines? You guys wanna do some fucking lines or what? Oh my God. How you guys doing? You doing good? Hey, Mark. How's it going, Ricky? Hey.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Good to see you. Good to see you. I like your sweater. Thank you. I like the Wahlburgers. You do? Yeah. Half the time, we don't even put shit in the bag. People just pay to see you. I like your sweater. Thank you. I like the Wahlburgers. You do? Yeah. Half the time, we don't even put shit in the bag.
Starting point is 00:16:49 People just pay to be there. The SAG Awards start any minute now. Shouldn't you be at the SAG Awards? Why? What's wrong? There's only two fucking awards show that count, in my opinion. MTV Movie Awards, Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards. They fucking know what's up.
Starting point is 00:17:16 I've won more of those than anything. I can't even win a fucking Spike Guy Award. You know it's the guy's choice award. They don't just give it to a person who is a guy. Oh, well, fucking A then. Dudes are picking it? Yeah. Well, there's a choice involved.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Fuck, don't. What's the deal with that Asian dude you socked in the eye and blinded? Okay, I was trying to take something for free. We had a disagreement on whether or not I should do that. I won. Every argument has a loser. Usually it's Donnie. That's actually why I'm here right now.
Starting point is 00:17:53 I had to get out of the fucking house. Donnie and Jenny, someone's paying them in fucking lollipops to live tweet the SAG Awards, and Donnie's doing the whole thing on a typewriter. I can't... I can't fucking take itwriter. I can't. Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Ta-ta. I can't fucking take it. So I'm here.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Hanging with you people. Making fucking memories. You want to do a fucking line? Yes, that's what you're here for. I think I'm here to change the fucking world, but whatever you call it. You gotta get out of here to go not watch the SAG Awards and
Starting point is 00:18:25 listen to your brother Barton Fink tap away. He wishes. Alright. Oh, wait. Let me explain to the contestants what's gonna happen, just in case they don't know. I'm gonna do a fucking line, dude. It's not necessarily a line from one of Mark's films. It's from any
Starting point is 00:18:42 movie ever, and as soon as you know it, just say it out loud into your microphone. Okay. Okay, now we're ready. Look good, feel good. That's just something he says first every time.
Starting point is 00:18:53 All right, here we go. Because he really acts these. He doesn't just say them. He doesn't fucking phone them in except for the times when he phones it in. I want you to sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that?
Starting point is 00:19:06 Who fucking said it? Scott Aukerman said it. You win, fucking Scott Aukerman! It kind of sounded like all three of you said it at the same time to me. No, I fucking heard it. I'm going to go pick a fight. I just said, oh.
Starting point is 00:19:23 I didn't even say the word. I go, oh! I'm going to go pick a fight. All right, you get to decide. I just said, oh. I didn't even say the name. I go, oh. And then it was already. I heard you say something. All right, well, let's hear it for Mark Wahlberg, everybody. He never really actually leaves that quickly, so that was kind of a surprise. He must have something that's up.
Starting point is 00:19:46 Maybe he's got to be at the SAG Awards to be one of those ones that sits there and goes, when I was young, I was getting into a lot of trouble. And then I found acting.
Starting point is 00:19:55 I'm an actor. I'm Mark Wahlberg and I'm an actor. You know how they make those speeches from their seats? I've never watched the SAG Awards.
Starting point is 00:20:03 We're not going to watch it now because it starts in five minutes, four minutes, but they do this weird thing where they go around and the actors give little speeches to the camera
Starting point is 00:20:12 at the top of the show. Really? Yeah. Well, now I want to watch it. That's my favorite part because when they go to Cuba Gooding Jr., he can't wait.
Starting point is 00:20:21 You know what I mean? You can see how excited he is sitting at his seat ready for that camera to come over and talk about how he's an actor. When I was in radio, before I got into film,
Starting point is 00:20:35 alright, so, I gotta get my Little Molten Game app out. What am I doing? Just sitting here, enjoying myself. I know. Having fun. Scott gets to go first, and then we'll go to Ricky and then to Sean.
Starting point is 00:20:51 First player to five points is going to be our winner today. And we have to try to accomplish that within the next hour. Pick a category, Scott. I appreciate you trying to pick up the slack in that moment.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Maybe if I clap, something will happen. I was going more for quiet tension. And I can see one of the panelists' toes tension is kind of what I was going for. And it's not the girl. What's this? Have you seen Sean's feet? Who shows up to something like this? It's hot today. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:21:33 I don't know. You're going to be on stage, young man. Elevated. Just prove me I shouldn't be here. Cover those toes. Scott, films that end in the four letters Argo. Or Hack That Ass Up, which is slasher movies. And You Only Live 23 Times, which is one of the 23 Bond films, James Bond movies,
Starting point is 00:22:08 which one of those would you like to play? Start us off. This guy's going to clap if you stay quiet. Oh, no. Man. Let me go Bond films. Here we go. This one is from 1967.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Two and a half stars from Leonard. He says about this one that it's British. He says it's big and it has spectacular sets. He lists nine names. How many names can you get in? I think the year is a big clue when you're playing Bond films.
Starting point is 00:23:08 Nine names. How many do you think? I will say nine to start it off. Take all nine, Ricky. Eight. Sean. Ricky, name that movie. I do not know.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Can I just say right now? I have no idea I almost Sean gets the point Moving on Wait Okay I mean I'll try You can guess
Starting point is 00:23:30 The name of a James Bond movie Maybe right Well I have to think Of a James Bond movie Let me give you the names first These might help you Okay You know what I mean
Starting point is 00:23:38 Yes I've never seen A James Bond movie I've seen a poster Maybe this is the poster you've seen. Was Halle Berry in it? I saw the trailer for that one. Halle Berry was one of my favorite actors in 1967.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Because the way she just didn't exist yet was really compelling. You don't think she existed yet in 67? No, she's like 40, right? She's older than 40. really compelling. Okay. You don't think she existed yet in 67? No. She's like 40, right? No. She's older than 40. She is? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:13 I could look it up on this thing in my hand but we're trying to play a serious game here. Yeah. Are you talking about your dick? I gotta say. That's why I need the mic stand Gotta be hands free
Starting point is 00:24:29 Still trying to think of any James Bond movie Okay But your eight names Okay Are Donald Pleasence Uh huh Desmond Llewellyn Yep
Starting point is 00:24:37 Lois Maxwell Of course Bernard Lee Oh right Karen Dore Uh huh Mel Mel Harris Uh huhhuh. Mel Harris?
Starting point is 00:24:45 Mm-hmm. No. Mel Han? Doesn't matter. Tetsuro Tamba. Uh-huh. Third build. Tetsuro Tamba. Right. And is that it? Or one more? Aiko? Wakabayashi.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Oh, my God. Yeah. Let me think of any, James. Is there like you only live once or you only die twice or something like that? There's one of the. Is there is Octopussy? Is that a movie or is that a character? You know so much more about it than you thought you knew.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Is that real? Am I right? This is like one of those amnesia movies where it's all coming back. Goldfinger? Is that something? So would you like to pick one of those? Okay. Oh, they're all movies? Oh, I'm doing so much better than I thought. Okay, I'm going to say...
Starting point is 00:25:42 Octopussy. Because that's my favorite title of those three. It is a good title, but that also came much later, Octopussy. That was like 80 or something like that. This one was the early Sean Connery one. He's the top-billed actor, of course. And you've stumbled around it in your first instinct. It's called You Only Live Twice.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Oh, nice. I still wouldn't have gotten it, though, because I think I said you only live once and you only die twice. Yeah, but you were so close. Right. You were dancing around it, and that was fun to listen to. Being a person who knew the correct answer.
Starting point is 00:26:18 That means Sean Sacamay is on the board! Sean Sacamay! Thank you! He's got one point. We're going to start with you again, Scott. And then we're going to Sean. Hang out, Ricky. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Pardon the interruption. That's movies that I'm going to be interrupting soon. the interruption. That's movies that I'm going to be interrupting soon. Also, we're going to need a bigger moat. And that's films that have a castle in them.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Is this including things with the Castle Rock logo at the end? You know what? That's a rather thin loophole that I probably wouldn't use. What about people named Castle? It'd be fun. Keisha Castle Hughes. The floor is closed to questions for the entirety of the show.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Okay. Or we're going to need a bigger goat. That's movies that take place on a farm. So would you like a farm or a castle or a movie that I'm going to interrupt soon? I'll go... I think Sean knows too much about your schedule. I'll go castle.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Okay. This movie with a castle in it I'll go Castle Okay This movie with a castle in it Is from What does that say? 1959 Three stars from Leonard He says this movie is elaborate He says
Starting point is 00:28:03 If you watch it on TV, it's bound to lose something. He's kind of down on watching this one on TV. And the highlight is the final part of the movie. Pretty much where you want to try to put the highlight. If possible, Whenever possible. I'm a fan of a good denouement. Any names? Six names.
Starting point is 00:28:31 How many names can you get it in, Scott? I will... I think... I'll do it in six. Five. Wait, Ricky. Cool your jets. What?
Starting point is 00:28:42 We change the order each time. Oh. So it goes to Sean. I mean, I don't know it. It goes to Sean. Scott took all six. Yeah. It's got a castle in it.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Yeah. Labyrinth. That'll go zero. Well, now is it my turn? Yeah, it is. Name that movie. I figured this would be payback. What do you think it is'm gonna go with camelot oh dude i so thought you were totally locked in on this because you're such a big fan of maleficent it's called sleeping beauty i wasn't even thinking
Starting point is 00:29:17 animated i would have gone camelot too yeah yeah although feel like Camelot was in the 60s. Yeah, I'm thinking it, too. They said lavish. Elaborate. Oh. Whoops. Maybe I'm just thinking lavish all the time. I'm sure Camelot is elaborate in its own way. But, yeah, the highlight is the final fiery confrontation between Maleficent and Prince Philip.
Starting point is 00:29:41 So what names would they use for actors? Is it the voice actors? Or is it the dragon? It's the lady who did the Mercedes McCambridge is the voice of the dragon. No, I don't know who did that noise of the dragon. But yeah, these actors, I haven't even heard of any of them. So it would have been fun to say some of them. That's part of the fun sometimes, Scott. All right.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I lost my place here. Which category are we on? We did bigger, moat. All right. So it's one point for Ricky, one point for Sean. And since Ricky just challenged Sean, we're going to start with Scott again and then go to Ricky. And Scott, would you like, we're going to need a bigger coat?
Starting point is 00:30:42 That's movies where someone is frozen. And that's movies where someone is frozen. Rad underscore beard 033 suggested Jurassic Pork. And that, of course, is films where Jeff Goldblum has sex. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:31:04 And Bigger in BCN suggested Oh, God. Bigger in BCN suggested Dr. Manhattan murder mystery. And that is comic book movies where a scientist kills someone. Yeah, that's elaborate. Which one of those do you like, Scott? I'll go Dr. Manhattan. Okay. Scientists kill someone in this comic book movie from 2004.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Leonard gives it three and a half stars. He says the movie has a scientist in it. He says that it won an Oscar and it's 127 minutes long and he lists 13 names for the listeners I'm giggling because someone in the audience just went
Starting point is 00:32:04 wow with that exact amount of emotion For the listeners, I'm giggling because someone in the audience just went, Wow. With that exact amount of emotion. That wow could also be interpreted as, I've got other things to do right now. Wow, what am I doing here? These people are nerds. I think, I mean, I think I know it,
Starting point is 00:32:36 but at the same time, I'm first. Why not just say 13 names? Why not? All right, 12. 11. You're first again. 10? Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Name it. Oh, interesting. I don't know why. I don't think he knows it. He doesn't know it yet, but now he's going to get 10 whopping names. Yeah, that's true. So just say it as soon as you know it, Scott. Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Bruce Campbell, Cliff Robertson, Willem Dafoe, Bill Nunn, Dylan Baker, Daniel Gilles, Donna Murphy, J.K. Simmons, Rosemary Harris. Is that it yet? How many was it total? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. One more is Alfred Molina, and the movie's called Spider-Man 2. That's correct. And that was what I thought it was. What did you think it was?
Starting point is 00:33:32 I thought it was Spider-Man 2. Oh. But I was a little fuzzy on the year. I can't remember years anymore. Yeah. All right, well, we got a three-way tie. Everybody's got a point. All right.
Starting point is 00:33:45 Oh, and also, once we... I only have a certain number of categories loaded in, so once we get to the point where when we start to repeat categories, I'm just going to give you the next category. So, what you don't choose now is going to come back and haunt you anyway. And Sean
Starting point is 00:34:01 was left out of that, so we'll start with Sean and then go to Ricky at magic arc suggested big hero six feet under and that's movies where TJ Miller gets killed
Starting point is 00:34:16 oh my god are there that many? There only needs to be one. At Henson Furman suggested American Snapper and that's
Starting point is 00:34:40 football movies. So there's quite a few of those. And then at Jean underscore Helpman suggested say hello to my little friend and that's films where you see Harvey Keitel's penis. Which one of those
Starting point is 00:35:01 would you like to give a whirl, Sean? Oh boy, I'm so familiar with Harvey Keitel's penis. Clothed or unclothed? Yeah. Which one of those would you like to give a whirl, Sean? Oh, boy. I'm so familiar with Harvey Keitel's penis. Clothed or unclothed? Yeah. Let's go with the American Snapper. What?
Starting point is 00:35:14 Oh, yeah, football movies. Of course. What? Of course you'd pick the football movies. Sean's a very big football fan. I appreciate him coming out on a day when there are no games. Two stars from Leonard Maltin for this football fan. I appreciate him coming out on a day when there are no games. Two stars from Leonard Maltin for this football movie from the year
Starting point is 00:35:29 2000. He says this movie is a by-the-numbers sports movie. He says that tired and obvious. How dare he? It's so obvious. How dare he?
Starting point is 00:35:48 It's so obvious. They're just playing football for a whole movie. Are you sure he wasn't just watching a football game? That might be it. And then he lists 10 names. 10 names, Sean. What do you think about that? A football movie from 2000.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Who's it go to? Does it go to me? It goes to Ricky. Because she challenged you. I'll go ten. Nine. Eight. Seven.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Six. Name it. Shit. I don't know it either I totally don't These are really masculine categories We should just get a hot potato up here And get this over with
Starting point is 00:36:32 I mean Whoever holds this thing It was comic books Football It's all boy stuff Bond movies There's Archie comic books for girls I'm sure there's a girl movie in here somewhere Okay comic books for girls.
Starting point is 00:36:49 I'm sure there's a girl movie in here somewhere. Okay. But we'll see if, you know, this might be a girly football movie. Yeah. All right. So how many names do you have to get in? Five? Six.
Starting point is 00:36:59 Six. Okay. Two stars from Leonard. And he says it's by the numbers. Okay. Tired and obvious. And the year is 2000. stars from Leonard and he says it's by the numbers. Tired and obvious. And the year is 2000 and your six names are Brett Cullen,
Starting point is 00:37:12 Faison Love, Michael Jace, Reese Ephans, Jack Warden, and Johnny Favs, Jon Favreau. Okay, it sounds like a comedy, so it's not Rudy
Starting point is 00:37:27 or radio. It's not the one with the plane crash. Because what would that have to do with football? Oh, the football team in the crash. Yeah. Yikes. I know there's the jail one that football team in the crash. Yeah. Yikes. I know there's the jail one that I can't think of. That's probably it.
Starting point is 00:37:49 The one with Adam Sandler. Is there one called The Whole Nine Yards? Is it that one? That's what I'm saying. That is one of the best football movies of all time. The Whole Nine Yards. Because there's no football in it. Shit.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Well, I've gone with The Whole Nine Yards anyway. Not even in The Whole Ten Yards. They didn't get to football in that one either. Is that a movie going with the whole nine yards anyway. Not even in the whole ten yards they didn't get to football in that one either. Is that a movie too? Why didn't they just call that movie First Down? Because there's no football.
Starting point is 00:38:12 I'm going with the whole nine yards. Yeah. Huh? Yeah. I'm going to stick with that one even though there's no football in it. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Well, that, you know, for a girl, that was a tremendous guest. Thank you. Scott wants to say something. Is it Any Given Sunday? The Replacements. The Replacements. The Replacements.
Starting point is 00:38:25 The Replacements with Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman. That was a good one. That was one of my favorite football movies. You flipped by that on cable at some point, probably. Probably. Yeah. All right. So who challenged you to name it?
Starting point is 00:38:40 You're such a meanie. Sorry. Sorry. Scott is a meanie with two points, everybody. Yeah. This round we start with Sean and then go to Scott. And Sean gets to pick between at Asa underscore Davis suggested Glove, actually.
Starting point is 00:39:06 And of course, that's the films of O.J. Simpson. At bornwinner underscore J. You know you're born a winner when you need to put an underscore in there, in your Twitter name. Suggested Come With Me If You Want to Live. you know you're born a winner when you need to put an underscore in there in your twitter name suggested come with me if you want to live and that's films where Arnold Schwarzenegger has sex and the craziest twitter name I've come across in a while
Starting point is 00:39:42 at rocktober serpers s-u-r-p-r-z I don't even know what that's supposed to be And the craziest Twitter name I've come across in a while, at Rocktober Serpers. S-U-R-P-R-Z. I don't even know what that's supposed to be. Do you have an idea, Scott? Or Serpers? Like usurpers? Rocktober usurpers?
Starting point is 00:39:56 I don't know. Usurpers? Yeah, I don't know. I don't give a shit. Anyway, that person suggested Turner and Cooch. And then, of course... No, Turner and Cooch. And then, of course... Amy McCoochie? No, Turner and Cooch. Kathleen Turner has sex?
Starting point is 00:40:13 Appears naked, yes. Movies where Kathleen Turner appears naked. Which one of those would you like to play, Sean? Let's go with the Come with me if you want to live Okay Arnold Schwarzenegger had sex in this movie From 1982
Starting point is 00:40:33 Two and a half stars from Leonard He says about this movie That it was written by two dudes And He says He says it had a sequel and he says the movie has a vibrant score and he lists three four five six eleven names eleven names total how many names do you think you can get it in sean but? I'll take the 11.
Starting point is 00:41:06 He's taking the 11. This is a smart panel. You guys always start off with all the names. I'll take the 10. Does it go to me, though? I wouldn't at around 5, 6 o'clock, because there's a lot of traffic on the 10. It goes to Scott, doesn't it? At that time.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Yeah, but it was Scott's turn. That's right. Okay. So I won't do it. I will. One way to keep track, Ricky, is to wait for me to call on you. Listen. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:41:37 I'll say I'll do it in negative one. I don't know it. I doubt this is it Well you don't have to say it yet Okay Settle down Because we still have Ricky's turn He says negative one
Starting point is 00:41:54 Are you calling on me? Yes Okay name it Did you say name it? Yeah obviously Alright so you need to name the movie And the top billed person in this movie Conan the Barbarian?
Starting point is 00:42:08 Say the whole thing. Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's correct. Yeah, I wasn't sure if it was Barbarian or Destroyer. Who's number two? Will Chamberlain? Sandell Bergman. Sandell Bergman. Sandell Bergman.
Starting point is 00:42:28 And then James Earl Jones. Oh, yeah. And then the great Jerry Lopez. That's funny. There's a guy named Jerry Lopez. All right. So Scott has three points, and Sean and Ricky each have one. So Sean and Ricky have to step it up.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Who'd he fuck in that? He was just like always fucking things in that. Like he fucked a snake at one point. Fucked a wizard staff. Yeah. No, it's rated R And has sex in it Yeah I'm just wondering
Starting point is 00:43:07 I mean probably Does he have sex With Sandalbergman in it Yeah There you go I mean you got it right You shouldn't question I'm not asking you
Starting point is 00:43:17 Because I think You're lying to me I'm asking because I want to know Who he fucked Because I didn't go back And watch the movie again For this
Starting point is 00:43:23 It's just like It said movies Where Arnold Schwarzenegger has sex. I'm like, he had sex in Conan the Barbarian. I'm pretty sure he didn't in Kindergarten Cop. That was how I, that's my process. All right. So who challenged who there? Ricky challenged Scott?
Starting point is 00:43:42 Yes. Okay. So back to Sean again. And then we'll go to you next, Ricky. Okay. I'll wait to be called on. No. This time, you know ahead of time.
Starting point is 00:43:50 Okay. I'll just skip right in. After Sean. Sean gets to pick between USA Aussie suggested Ken... What? Ken Jennings. Oh, I get it. That's, uh, the category is Ken Jennings, and the, uh, the answers, the movies are, uh,
Starting point is 00:44:09 titles that are in the form of a question. Because Ken Jennings is a Jeopardy champion. So we're having fun with that. So much fun. The reviews are in. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Uh, this is a fun Twitter name. At Sagan Baggins suggested Apollo 86.
Starting point is 00:44:36 And that's movies where Carl Weathers dies. And at Jordan Cole sucks suggested Interstellar got her groove back and that's Matthew McConaughey romantic comedies. I know which one I'm not picking. Yeah, you meanie. Yeah, with only one point.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Yeah, I know. You got to catch up. What's it going to be? Title in the form of a question? Yeah, let's do that one. Carl Weathers, guys. Ken Jennings. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Would you like a title in the form of a question from 2007, 1989, 1987, or 1965? I'll go 2007. All right. This movie, that's a question in the title. Got one and a half stars from Leonard. Did not care for it. The year, as we already know, is 2007.
Starting point is 00:45:36 He says in this movie, predictably, crotches are pummeled. What? Gas is passed And stereotypes run amok How many Oscars did it win? I don't know for sure, but I'm going to guess zero Oscars. Zero Oscars.
Starting point is 00:46:11 And Leonard lists... One, two, three, four, five, six names. But I'll give you one more clue. The first name is strangely long. It's a terrible clue. Sean first name is strangely long. It's a terrible clue. Sean? Six. He's taken all six, Ricky.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Five. Scott. Okay, crotches or pummels. Think of all those movies. Hey, who pummeled my crotch while they farted? I think you just made me realize what the title is. Oh, ooh.
Starting point is 00:46:51 All right. How many names do you get? I don't remember. Five. You're on the honor system. We went six, five, and then name it. So five. Your five names.
Starting point is 00:47:01 You won't get to hear that really long name, but I'll tell it to you later. your five names. You won't get to hear that really long name, but I'll tell it to you later. Five names are Garrett Morris, Faison Love coming into the game again. Jesus. I'm going to keep losing on Faison Love. That guy's a working actor. Sherry Shepard.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Oh, no. Tamala Jones. Is that her name? Tamala? And speaking of Jones, but it was completely different Jones. Jeffrey Jones. Oh, was completely different Jones Jeffrey Jones Oh god Yeah Jeffrey Jones And the title is in the form of a question
Starting point is 00:47:31 It's not that Your answer needs to be in the form of a question The title Faison Love 2007 I don't know what he was doing Back then Probably jerking it. The first word's long, you said?
Starting point is 00:47:53 I don't know. What is the question? Whatever, maybe? The first name is long? The first word in the movie title, right? No, no. The first named person in the movie has a long name. That clue's not going to help you at all.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Oh, okay. Just walk away from that clue. But just think of a movie that has a question mark in the title and say it just in case. You know, like, say, Octopussy? Guess Who? I don't think that's ever been the name of a movie. Yes, it is! Wasn't it?
Starting point is 00:48:23 It was the remake. It was the Ashton Kutcher remake of Look Who's Coming to Dinner. Look Who's Coming to Dinner. Yeah, Look Who's Talking at Dinner. No guessing. Just look at him. Yeah. With Bernie Mac.
Starting point is 00:48:36 But I don't think that... For years when people said they were going to Burning Man, I thought they were going to Bernie Mac. I still don't know this movie. The movie's called Who's Your Caddy? Sean knew it. Who's Your Caddy?
Starting point is 00:48:50 I've never, ever, ever heard And the top billed person is Antoine Andre Big Boy Patton. Like he went by all of those names back then. Yeah. All right. Well, there's lots of movies
Starting point is 00:49:04 with questions. So that category is going to come back again Someday for sure Love it So much So fun Such a great time And did Scott
Starting point is 00:49:13 Just get his fourth point Yeah he did Yeah Scott you have run Amok with this With stereotypes And this Crotch pummeling.
Starting point is 00:49:28 But that means since Scott got the point, we're going to start this next one off with Sean and go to Scott. So, Sean, good luck. All right. If Scott gets another point, he is our winner. Yep. And we have an insanely short episode of this show. Given the amount of time we were given. So if that happens,
Starting point is 00:49:50 don't panic, everybody. Are we all going to have to do ten minutes? Sean, we need you. Garfunkel, get oats on the horn. Get Kate McEuchie's brain down here. No, we'll play another game.
Starting point is 00:50:07 All right. And I will participate. Ooh. Now I want Scott to win. No, but if one of you comes back and takes this, that'll be very, very impressive. That was my plan all along. I was just kidding about not knowing those sports movies.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Fair enough. Alright, we're back at the top of the order. You know what? I'll throw this one in. This is a fun one. Sean, would you like Streep Throat? And that's movies where Meryl Streep has an accent. Argo. That's movies that accent. Argo.
Starting point is 00:50:46 That's movies that end in Argo. Or Hack That Ass Up. Slasher films. Yeah, I want that one. Hack That Ass Up. All right. 1997 is the year. One and a half stars from Mr. Maltin
Starting point is 00:51:05 generally not a fan of asses getting hacked up he says this movie says it tries for profundity at the end and blows it and Says it tries for profundity at the end and blows it.
Starting point is 00:51:34 And he also says that there's a scenery devouring actor in the film. Not literally, right? We'll have to figure that out. We'll get into that a little later. And he lists seven names. How many names can you get in, Sean? It goes to Ricky next? It goes to me next. Ah, shit.
Starting point is 00:51:52 Hey. No, no, no, no, no. I've seen horror movies. I just don't like sports, okay? I'm trying to keep it to where he doesn't get the next point. Alright, fine. Ugh. No, because if it went to you, I was going to say zero, so one of us would get the point. Yeah, he's playing strategically. But Scott's been playing strategically this whole game, and he's killing it. Because I see the position you're in now.
Starting point is 00:52:23 I'll take five. I don't envy it. Scott Aukerman thinking it over. I'll take four. Oh, my God. How many names was it? Six? Four names. Oh, my God. How many names was it? Six? Four names. Oh, six total.
Starting point is 00:52:49 Total? Yeah. No, there's seven names total. Oh, he said four? Yeah, we started at five. He went to four. Name it. All right.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Someone goes, no, no, no. Listen, it's okay. It's going to be fine no matter what happens. Is oats on her way? Yeah, yeah. Your four names. I'll give you the clues again if you need it after the four names, but let's see if the four names help you at all.
Starting point is 00:53:23 John Harrison. Tyler Cohn. I want to say his name is Cohn. Lisa Neumeier. And Tori Perensky, who's in this film. Tori Perensky. 97.
Starting point is 00:53:50 Strives for profundity. At the end. Does it get the profundity? Blows it. Blows it? That's what I said earlier. Neither one of us remembered that. Tries for it and blows it.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Fucking gives a hummer to profundity. That's a profound back alley blowjob. I'll say this is not my decade for horror. That's a weird title for a film. So, you know, I'm just going to go with... Come on, Bugs. Bride of Chucky. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:54:44 It's a fun guess Because this one did This one did have Elements of comedy And the scenery Devouring actor Is a young gentleman Named Matthew McConaughey
Starting point is 00:54:53 And the film is called Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation Yeah See it was fine That's a rough one And Ricky got another point! All right!
Starting point is 00:55:16 All right, Sean, we start with you and then go to Ricky. Ricky, you're up next. Okay. I'll keep giving you three choices until it just gets ridiculous. Maybe it won't Pardon the interruption Movies I'm interrupting soon We're gonna need a bigger moat Films with a castle in them
Starting point is 00:55:37 Or We're gonna need a bigger Didn't we do the castle? We did castle? Castle's out Castle's been cancelled Sorry to break it to you We're gonna need a bigger didn't we do the castle castle yeah castles out Castles been cancelled. Sorry to break it to you. Not with the castle 159, please, huh? Okay, but like we can do pardon the interruption movies in interrupting soon We can do we going to need a bigger goat movie set on a farm
Starting point is 00:56:05 and we can do we're going to need a bigger coat movies where someone is frozen. Frozen farm upcoming interruption.
Starting point is 00:56:15 We'll do the upcoming interruption. All right. Scott Scott knows what's up there. I did this just to plug my upcoming interruptions, but, you know.
Starting point is 00:56:28 Three stars from Leonard, from this movie I'm going to be interrupting. The year is 1990. 1990. Surprisingly successful, Leonard calls this movie. And he also says that it is light and thoroughly entertaining.
Starting point is 00:56:52 And he lists six, nine, ten names. Ten names. How many can you get it in, Sean, knowing potentially my upcoming schedule of interruptions. Did that sound like something familiar to you? Whoa. Out of how many? Out of ten?
Starting point is 00:57:15 Huh? Out of ten? Yeah. Oh, geez. He says six, yeah. I think I know what I would do. Jerk it? Should I say name it so he gets the point and the game continues?
Starting point is 00:57:33 Is that what you would do? I'm not going to tell you what I would do, but I know what I would do. Jerking it is part of what I would do. Fine, I'll say name it. All right. Your six names are Jane Morris, Larry Miller, Eleanor Donahue,
Starting point is 00:57:50 Alex Hyde-White, Hector Elizondo, and Laura San Giacomo. Scott's worked with her. Yes, I did. She's very nice. This is a girl movie.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Yeah, that's kind of... Pretty Woman. Scott was on an episode of Just Shoot Me with... He guessed it. ...Loris on Jeopardy. That's correct! It's Pretty Woman! That Hector Elizondo, that... That was... That narrows it down to Gary Marshall films Right there, yeah
Starting point is 00:58:31 But I'm going to be interrupting Pretty Woman At the Traverse City Comedy Festival It's like at 11.30 at night on the 13th So while the movie's playing It'll become Valentine's Day And everyone can just get really angry I know what I'm doing with Cool Op this year the movie's playing, it'll become Valentine's Day and everyone can just get really angry. Aww. I know what I'm doing with Cool Op this year.
Starting point is 00:58:51 Who? Nice try. I don't want to get sent back to my dimension. Wait, so who got the point on that last one? Sean did it. Yeah, Sean got it. All right, so Sean has two. Ricky has two. Scott has four.
Starting point is 00:59:13 And who challenged who there? I challenged. You challenged Sean. So Scott gets to pick this next category, and we go to Ricky. Scott, would you like... I don't remember which ones have been done already. We didn't do Goldblum having sex yet, right?
Starting point is 00:59:30 Nope. Okay, so Jurassic Pork, Jeff Goldblum has sex. Or Big Hero, Six Feet Under, T.J. Miller gets killed. Or say hello to my little friend, Harvey Keitel's penis. I'll go Harvey Keitel's Penis. I'll go Harvey Keitel's Penis. Okay. H to the K to the P. Three and a half stars
Starting point is 00:59:55 from Leonard for this movie from 1993. He says about this movie that it is unpredictable. Oh shit shit there's a penis it's in 3d it's a face slap in good times uh he says that, oh, man, this is a tough one. It won at least three Oscars.
Starting point is 01:00:32 And you see Keitel's penis, and it's unpredictable. That's all I'm going to say. 1993, three and a half stars. And he lists nine people or eight. Eight names. Eight names. It goes to me? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:00:47 I'm going to say negative two. Whoa. That is something just happened there. Ricky? Is it my turn? Mm-hmm. Well, name it. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:01:03 No, no. Yeah, you should apologize to Sean do I say the top build first and then the second or the backwards way you say the name of the movie then the top build person then the second build person because you said negative two and this is for the win
Starting point is 01:01:22 and if you win this today and do this in negative names you will move on to the tournament of championships that you're already in. Here we go. Give me the clue again. It's unpredictable. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:46 And won at least three Oscars. Okay. I'm going to say The Piano, Holly Hunter, Harvey Keitel. We got a nope in the audience. No. But it's actually what? I love
Starting point is 01:02:02 the argument about that. Scott is correct. Scott has got the right answer. Thank you for your faith in me. Scott is moving on. To the next level, when we get two people to compete against you at your level, I'll give you a holler.
Starting point is 01:02:27 I'll let you know. Not until then, hopefully. No. You won't hear a word from me. Radio silence. You'll only hear from my proxy. Any little plugs you want to throw in? Big plugs, like website and stuff like that.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Ongoing things. Well, the TV show. Yes. Every Friday, Comedy Bang Bang. IFC. Every Friday, IFC. IFC the shit out of it. 11 p.m., 10 central.
Starting point is 01:02:59 We have some really, really good shows coming out. How many more this season? We've shown two, so we have 38 more this season. For reals? Yeah. Oh, my God. Nice. All right.
Starting point is 01:03:14 We've shown three. Sorry, 37. That was a close one. I almost turned my life upside down. Ricky? February 9th I'm going to be at Sketchfest We're playing the first two episodes of Another Period Which is my new Comedy Central show So if you're there you can see it
Starting point is 01:03:35 Or I don't know if it's the first two but we're playing two And we're doing a panel So it should be fun And Garfunkel knows he's playing Vegas in March At some point So go gamble and watch us. When does the show start on TV? Which one?
Starting point is 01:03:51 Oh, another period? Yeah. June 23rd, Comedy Central. Very nice. Not for a while. So it's a major sneak preview. Not for a while. Some people won't listen to this for a while.
Starting point is 01:04:01 So they'll just look up and be like, holy shit. It's June 22nd. And I guess I'll just have to forget tomorrow. So it's a major advanced screening. Yeah, cool. Nice. Congratulations. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Sean Sacamai always has tons of projects to plug. You can't get him to shut up sometimes with all of his projects. Do you have anything you want to say? No, just thanks. This has been a blast. It's been quite a ride. Does his ride end here?
Starting point is 01:04:34 You should write your suicide note on the back of that name tag. No, Sean will be back. We're going to have him back on the 12 Guests of Christmas and whatnot. But in terms of the turn and turn i can barely even say it turn turn of men of champions yeah he's not he doesn't get to go on any further yeah you just you just shot him down i'm sorry yeah yeah your win was one of Tell your face I don't have anything to plug other than Douglovesmovies.com
Starting point is 01:05:12 Oh, let me get the shitheads from the backs of your name tags here for the very end of the show But before that happens Let's, for fun, because we've got a few extra minutes Let's play a round of Last Man Stanton. Yes. I don't even know what that says.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Can you read that? I like how fancy this one is. It's like an advent calendar, but with a big old shithead in it instead of a candy. Oh, okay, got it. I got it now. I got it now.
Starting point is 01:05:54 Like mid-ronco? No, I said like bronco with no B. Oh. Sorry. Did I just spoil your shitheads? Oh, no Okay Thanks for checking
Starting point is 01:06:09 I mean, I think this shithead spoils itself But the other one's pretty good So it'll be a great ending But in the meantime, let's play Last Man Stanton There's a gentleman with his hand up over there And that means that he's got a suggestion for who we should play with. Chris Rock. Chris Rock.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Interesting. What is this game again? Sorry. We just have to take turns naming movies that have Chris Rock in them. And you can also do the ones he directed, but I believe he's in all the ones he directed. Okay. So you want to start us off, Sean? Top five.
Starting point is 01:06:50 Good work. Where's the person who won all the prizes? Whose name tag was it? Come get your schmovie. Congratulations. I got iced. I've seen him in so many movies. congratulations I got iced I haven't seen him in so many movies
Starting point is 01:07:09 oh wait what's happening she didn't win the polite contest it's the opposite of the Pete Holmes game Where did you come in from to win today? Torrance Is this part of the game? No, I'm stalling I can't think of another Chris Rock movie
Starting point is 01:07:41 No No, go ahead, Ricky I think I love my wife Just give us the name of the Chris Rock movie? No. No, go ahead. Ricky? I Think I Love My Wife. Just give us the name of the Chris Rock movie. I Love My Wife. Weird place to come out, though. Even though she had a wife. What's the title again?
Starting point is 01:07:58 I Think I Love My Wife. My Wife! Oh, thank God I didn't say that one. I'd be banished. I'll say New Jack City. All right, we have to sing them from now on. How about... Madagascar!
Starting point is 01:08:27 Sean? Grownups 2 Madagascar 2 Did that have a subtitle? Oh shoot Still grown? Madagascar 2 still grown? Sorry still born. It's just still born zoo animals.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Everywhere. Do you want to try again, Ricky? Grownups. You want to pick a different movie? You gave me a do-over. That's not my fault. Scott. Head of state.
Starting point is 01:09:14 Yes, indeed. Pootie Tang. That's the one I was sitting on. You're sitting on a pootie tank? Yep. Little known secret. CB4. Oh.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Oh my God. Very nice. This is so hard. I'm out, I guess. Oh, I got a good one. I can't think of anything else. Leave the weapon for? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:55 Hollywood Shuffle. Winky dinky dog. He comes in and he's like, can I just get one rib? I just want one rib And he tries to buy one rib Remember that scene I don't think that's from that movie It's not
Starting point is 01:10:11 Yeah Oh that's from Yeah But he was in the other one or no He might not have been in Hollywood Shuffle I might be out Let me look at his discography Filmography
Starting point is 01:10:21 Yeah you can't look it up Sean Beverly Hills Cop What You know he's not Eddie Murphy filmography. Yeah, you can't look it up. Sean? Beverly Hills Cop. What? You know he's not Eddie Murphy. Racist. What? No, he hands I feel like he is in it. That's right.
Starting point is 01:10:36 Yeah, he is. He's a valet in it? Yeah. Hey, Doug. It's Ryan in the booth. Hey, buddy. Glad you got a microphone. Yeah. Chris Rock was not in Hollywood shuffle. Okay. So I'm out. And uh,
Starting point is 01:10:48 he was not in Beverly Hills. One. He was in Beverly Hills. Two. So am I the winner? No. Yeah. No,
Starting point is 01:10:59 I let Ricky stay in on that grownups thing. Oh, right. Oh, but then I know she was out during one of my turns. Oh, you did? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:06 I lost for sure. Do you want to name one more just to rub it in? Fuck, I don't know that I can. What's another dumb Sandler movie? Yeah. That he would have been in. What's that football one? Oh, The Longest Yard?
Starting point is 01:11:22 Yeah. That's what I was thinking of. The Longest Yard. The Longest Yard. You finally That's what I was thinking of! Hold on, Yard! The Longest Yard. You finally got to say that. Doug, the movie you were going over, I think it was I'm Gonna Get You Sucker. I'm Gonna Get You Sucker. He comes in and does that.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Oh, man. Oh, man. That's terrible. And then what was the subtitle on Madagascar 2? Return... Escape to Africa. Running Amok. Oh, Escape to Africa?
Starting point is 01:11:42 Suck in a hood. And then Madagascar 3 was like... Europe's most wanted. You have kids? No. No. No, man, I don't. No, man.
Starting point is 01:11:57 He's got a dick and baggy shorts, Doug. Let's do another one Yeah I'm fired up Oh wait a second Face on love I wouldn't even be able to remember Which two movies he was in today But this guy in the front row Is very excited to suggest somebody
Starting point is 01:12:23 I'm very excited to shoot it down Have you guys ever done Kevin Bacon or no? I don't know if we've done Kevin Bacon, but we could do him again if we haven't. It's a new game. Let's do Kevin Bacon. I'll start this one off. I'll start this one off because on April, I want to say 12th or 13th, somewhere in there, I'm going to be interrupting Footloose at the Belcourt Theater in Nashville, Tennessee.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Footloose is my answer, Scott. Wild Things. A Few Good Men. What? A Few Good Men. A Few Good Men, okay. Tremors. That's a good one.
Starting point is 01:13:22 Tremors. I'm going to go with Hollow Man. Quicksilver? Yeah. Some Quicksilver enthusiasts. They were so mad when Maximum Rush came out or whatever that was called.
Starting point is 01:13:47 Premium Rush, dog. Premium Rush. And they were like, it's Quicksilver. Seen it already. Oh my God. I know he's in every movie, but my brain is full.
Starting point is 01:13:59 I can't think of anything. I know he's the, I can't do it. I'm out. Sorry. I just, I don't know. I'm done. Never know like he's the, I can't do it. I'm out. Sorry. I just, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:14:06 I'm done. Never knew you were a quitter. There's no reason to apologize, but this is, this game, this game is tough. It shouldn't be because it's Kevin Bacon, but I'm out.
Starting point is 01:14:16 Okay. Sean. X-Men first class. He gets a coin through his head. Someone mistake him for an arcade game. Does he have his mutant power in there? Magneto's old. He doesn't know. I'm going to go with...
Starting point is 01:14:41 She's having a baby. She's having a baby She's having a baby She's having a baby Scott Taps? Is he in Taps? No, you're out Okay Should have lasted much longer with fucking Kevin Bacon.
Starting point is 01:15:07 Go ahead, Sean. National Lampoon's Animal House. Mm-hmm, correct title. Friday the 13th. Yeah. My next one's going to blow your minds. You can do it. Pocahontas.
Starting point is 01:15:38 Pocahontas. Super. Super. Nice. He's super creepy in that planes trains and automobiles he's got a little cameo in there unbuild
Starting point is 01:15:53 damn it damn damn damn damn you Kevin Bacon. Footloose 2. Footlooser. Now he's amputated. They're really strict on that note dancing.
Starting point is 01:16:19 It was loose in the first movie. It finally came off. Nothing else? I got nothing else. My next one would be The River Wild. Oh, yeah. And then the audience has a ton of them.
Starting point is 01:16:39 Of course. Apollo 13. Apollo 13. Flatliners. Murder in the first. Crazy, stupid love. Yeah, Flatliners. Murder in the First, Crazy Stupid Love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. God.
Starting point is 01:16:51 That was a good one. Thanks, you guys. One more time for all of my guests, Sean Sacamai. Thank you. Ricky Lindholm Scott Aukerman Our winner and champion We'll see you all again soon And as always Alexandra Ronco is a shithead
Starting point is 01:17:23 We're all in agreement on that And as always, Alexandra Ronco is a shithead. We're all in agreement on that. And the person who made this particular poster wrote on the back, the movie Serendipity is a shithead. Now it's time for Joe to watch another talkie. He's a bold and viewing crowd with big-tip cockies. There's no room in his heart for you, because Doug loves movies!

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