Doug Loves Movies - Trey Galyon, Tim Brennan and Nick Stevens guest

Episode Date: June 19, 2017

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Starting point is 00:01:07 Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Love Movies. Yeah. Coming to you for the second time, two days in a row from Boston, Massachusetts! It's Sunday, June 18th, Father's Day. Where are the fathers at today? Good for you.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Let's hear it for the patriarchy. 2017 is the year. Name tags were great yesterday. Will today's be better? Yes. No, not really. I see a lot of the same ones. This one on the front row, two in the front row,
Starting point is 00:02:06 both have a lot of nice treats on the top. There's the Lego Mat Man. You put that on the internet today, right? On Twitter? And then what's yours say? Chloe and cigarettes. Chloe and cigarettes instead of coffee and cigarettes? And then you put some Kahlua and some candy cigarettes?
Starting point is 00:02:28 Bubble gum cigarettes? All right. Well, you know, oh, there's some donuts. I don't know if the word got out yesterday, but this venue does not allow throwing anything from the stage. One of the guests was terrible yesterday. I wanted to throw him off the stage but it's not allowed Manchester by the Casey is that in good taste there's the most depressing movie ever broke Mac Mountain. Very nice. P-Turn of the Jedi.
Starting point is 00:03:07 I like that. Benfire of the Vandies. Lots of good ones. Great job. Guardians of the Galilee. I like that. That one lights up in an effective way. Because it's the words that light up.
Starting point is 00:03:20 A lot of people put lights on the outsides of the sign. It doesn't help me and my stupid eyes. Okay, you can put them down now, but thank you very much for bringing those and good luck to everybody. People write to me on Twitter. You're like, pick my name tag. I'm like, I don't pick name tags. I stay the fuck out of it. Doug
Starting point is 00:03:37 plugs, tomorrow night I'm doing stand-up at the Comedy Connection in Providence, Rhode Island. Anybody road tripping for that? Nice. That's a great venue. You could just step outside after the show and be in a nice little area. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:03:55 You step outside here, you're in a valet at a massive hotel. They love when you fucking whip out a bong out there. Start doing dabs. Somebody takes out a torch. All the guys parking the cars are like, yes! You got to come tomorrow, especially if you want to get up on stage
Starting point is 00:04:15 and play Last Man Stanton. Saturday and Sunday, June 24th and 25th, Douglas Movies is on at 420 at Helium in Philly. Gas. Monday, June 26th, Douglas Movies returns to the Gramercy Theater in New York City. July 2nd, they improv in Kansas City. And I'm doing stand-up at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City on Wednesday, July 5th. I'm on the Cities with the Word City in the title tour.
Starting point is 00:04:42 All of my dates, deets, and links are at douglosmovies.com. That's douglosmovies.com. Yeah! There's somebody here yesterday that remembered to add that. I'm going to try to get that added in there. I brought a much nicer prize bag today because I knew that it was going to be a much bigger sacrifice for each of you to be here.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Either dragging your fathers or coming here without them. Just leaving them at home. Like, you like 60 minutes. It'll be fine. It's not even on until 7. Most dads are asleep
Starting point is 00:05:24 by then. Especially on Sunday. Or dads are asleep by then. So, especially on Sunday. Or no, I guess, anyway. Great weed here in Boston. So, I brought a very fancy bag today that I got from the lovely people at the Provincetown International Film Festival, a.k.a. PIF. And they give you a lovely bag on arrival with lots of cool stuff in it.
Starting point is 00:05:53 And I put some of the stuff in here, but mostly I just brought... Oh, yeah, this is neat. I stayed at a lovely inn out there called Crown Point, and I stole one of their mugs. I don't think you were supposed to take them, but'm like i'm gonna take that mug and then uh oh this is great here's a copy of uh imagine magazine whatever the hell that is oh this is also very cool this is a deluscious cookie
Starting point is 00:06:22 that didn't do so well on the trip from California. It's a real fucking broke-up cookie. Oh, this is cool. Some wet nap, a little individual wet nap. In case you just have some barbecue at a place that doesn't have wet naps. And a copy of my CD and of course a little Christmasy pipe from Peacemaker all of that stuff is in the bag but I think my guests have really outdone themselves you're gonna
Starting point is 00:06:58 be pleasantly you're gonna be happy about what they brought for the prize bag so let's get them out here. Please give a big, warm welcome to Nick Stephens, Tim Brennan, and Trey Gallion! Hey, guys. Hey, Doug. How's it going? Yeah. Yeah. That was my best, worst T.J. Miller.
Starting point is 00:07:38 It doesn't get any better or worse than him. Or was it me doing Pete Holmes doing T.J. Miller? Right? Yeah! Well, you know, I don't want to visualize them doing each other, but that's definitely one of the noises they'd be making if they did. Let's meet my guests
Starting point is 00:07:58 individually, starting with the gentleman I was just talking to. It's Nick Stevens, everybody! Wow! Wow! just talking to, it's Nick Stevens, everybody. Wow. Wow. What's up, Laugh Boston? We met for the first time, I believe, you know, yesterday. But we both...
Starting point is 00:08:20 We're way back. We both, our faces used to both appear regularly in those VH1 shows where we just talk shit about pop culture, things that were more successful than we were. Yep. And so I knew of you for a long time because I'd see you on the same shows I was on because I'd actually, you know, watch those shows. Yeah, if anyone here in this room either was hungover on a Saturday morning or went to the gym to get rid of their hangover and spent time on the treadmill or the elliptical, there's a good chance Doug or I or a couple of the other people on the show were like, the craziest thing about Lindsay Lohan is blank or celebrities.
Starting point is 00:08:55 They've got crazy names and faces, right? We're the worst. We are the worst. We actually spent years of our lives desperately trying to get on shows to one day get paid so we could be like chasen lee's kid name is pilot inspector what's up with that oh it's because he's a scientologist in the right bag and that's the real reason why yeah it was weird you know but like it was uh there were parts of it that i found satisfying like when tom cruise was really wigging out on scientology it was it was
Starting point is 00:09:31 very fun to make fun of that but i got tired of talking about paris hilton because i didn't think she was worthy of being talked about ever and so it was weird to be talking about her at all and what happened to her by the way way? Is she a thing anymore? Paris Hilton? Yeah. She was, didn't her dad get elected president last November? Wait a second. They do kind of have a similar.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Oh, what? Sorry. Too soon? I was told today's show wouldn't be political. So, yeah, just leave it in the green room there. It's not Doug Loves Politics. No, that podcast is really depressing. All of those ticks. So Nick is on, what are you on, like
Starting point is 00:10:13 3 to 7 here in Boston every weekday? That's right. I am on the new afternoon show, Matty and Nick, 3 to 7 on 107.3 WAF, the Rock of Boston. Wow. And judging by the tittering and the smattering of laughter there,
Starting point is 00:10:31 that's how many people still listen, which is great. So thanks, guys. Appreciate the support so much. Wow. I only uprooted my pregnant wife and child from Brooklyn to take a job in Boston to be the most hated guy on FM radio. So thanks so much. Take care, Doug. Yeah. I heard in honor of Tall Ships, the station is playing Gordon Lightfoot's Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald on repeat all weekend long. It's just
Starting point is 00:11:01 nothing. It's set. This is WAF and now 72 hours of Christopher Cross's Grammy winning song, Sailing. You guys don't play that song, do you? I tried to pick one the station might play. What's a good ship song that is classic rock?
Starting point is 00:11:19 I don't know, maybe Shipping Up to Boston? Yes! Let's say hi to him then. It's Tim Brennan, everybody! Hi. You know, the WAF giraffe didn't do the station any favors, I don't think.
Starting point is 00:11:38 No, not so much. That was their little... The WAF giraffe. That was the thing, yeah. That was their logo, the WAF giraffe that was the thing yeah that was their logo the waft giraffe really it was a giraffe yeah we don't know if they're kidding or not now yeah all right dead serious all right uh tim of course is a guitar player in uh dropkick murphy's uh thank you it's always nice when we run into each other somewhere, especially where you live,
Starting point is 00:12:08 and you're not out on the road somewhere else. Nope, just about to leave. How soon do you leave, and where are you going? Wednesday afternoon we leave. We're going to Europe for about three weeks to do, it's festival season over there, so we'll do a bunch of the big festival shows, which is cool.
Starting point is 00:12:24 We play with bands we would never play with ever. So like last, the last time we did it, we played like five shows with Metallica. So I can say we've played with Metallica and things like that. I think in some ways you're as heavy or heavier than Metallica. Well, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:12:38 I haven't heard much Metallica. More than Metallica for sure. Oh, thanks. Yeah, man. But yeah, we'll do that.
Starting point is 00:12:44 And then we have about a week off and then we're doing all of the U.S. with Rancid if you remember them. Yeah, that's a good lineup. And yeah, that'll be fun. It's like a co-headlining thing and that'll be a good time.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Gone for a long time though. All right. Well, maybe we'll run into you somewhere out there on the road. I was eyeballing maybe coming to the Milwaukee show. You got it, man. All right. Well, maybe we'll run into you somewhere out there on the road. I was eyeballing maybe coming to the Milwaukee show. You got it, man. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:09 See you there, brother. It's going to be fun to see you guys in Milwaukee. You've seen us in some weird places. You saw us in like Ybor City, Florida or something like that. Oh, yeah. Ybor City, the home of the 50 Cent Draft, where it smells like rape and sweat when you get off the airplane. Among others. the home of the 50 cent draft where it smells like rape and sweat when you get off the airplane? I really don't mind the sweat smell, but the rape smell
Starting point is 00:13:30 really ruins my day. Is there any chance we can make Tampa 75% less classy and easier to roof and all somebody? Ybor City. I like the roosters. They got a lot of roosters running around there.
Starting point is 00:13:45 That's it. I guess this is just as good a time as any to introduce you. Yeah. It's Trey Gallion, everybody. Killing it. What's up, Boston? Hey. Hey. Good to be here. I was born here, Doug. Did you know that? You were? Yeah. At St. Elizabeth's Hospital in Brighton.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Brighton, Massachusetts. Yep. That's where I work. We moved when I was two. It's good to be back, though. You've been here in between? No, just driven through. For reals?
Starting point is 00:14:22 Yeah, yeah. Wow. I haven't stopped. This is your first performance in Boston? Totally. Wow. Yep. Oh, thank you, guys.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Welcome home, buddy. Welcome home. Thank you for your service, Trey. You're welcome. Hey, wait a second. There's no fathers up here, are there? Oh, you got one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Nick's got kids? I have a four-year-old and a ten-day-old. I think you... Wow. He's fine. He's taking care of himself. It's fine. I put a Roomba next to him. He's just watching that all afternoon. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:14:57 But what about the ten-day-old? The cat looks after him. Yeah, I think you'd already mentioned having two kids, but I just suddenly liked the idea of a bunch of single dudes doing a show on Father's Day, so I need to ask you to leave. Well, it's been fun, everybody. But I can't, as we've already noted,
Starting point is 00:15:20 I cannot throw you off the stage, so if you choose to stay... Who am I, Ed Hesch? There's nothing I can do about it. Nice. The listeners of this show don't get a lot of callbacks to previous episodes from the guests because the guests never listen to the show. I've been toying with the idea of just playing an entire game where it's all the answers are exactly the same
Starting point is 00:15:45 with a new panel, so all the listeners will know all the answers, and the new panel will be just as dumb as the previous one. Oh, please do that. Please do that. And by dumb, I mean they don't know movie trivia. That does not make a person stupid. That makes them just someone I don't want to know. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:02 That would be great for Talking Doug, the after show for Doug Loves Movies. Oh, man, that's not a terrible idea. Doug Loves Minis is sort of that. Who listens to Doug Loves Minis? Alright. That's good to hear, because I always, it's just me talking to myself, so it feels like a
Starting point is 00:16:19 vast void. And I hope people enjoy it. Alright, you guys. We need to know about the prize bag stuff. And I think we should start with Trey. I'm going to go in order of who I think brought the best stuff. Starting with
Starting point is 00:16:36 Trey. I could be working up to it or down from it. We'll start with the little stuff. I brought a barf bag as usual. This is the delta one that says baby care and feel better i love to feel better uh makes me laugh don't you immediately feel better after you've hurled into a bag totally a bunch of people yeah and you're like oh thank you delta also i mean I've vomited quite a few times in my life. I think we all have. Can you imagine no splashback from that tiny fucking bag?
Starting point is 00:17:12 No. Or it just tearing straight through it? Oh, this one's kind of plasticky, so you're good. But there's definitely been a couple I've felt where it's like, no way. Oh, yeah, no. Like, the last time I puked on a plane, it was two bags worth. So you had to grab somebody else's bag? No, well, I grabbed the one next to me, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Yeah, that's sort of the same thing. Yeah. But they weren't using it at the time, so I felt like I was, like, you know, first come, first serve. It wasn't a mass barfing. The in-flight movie wasn't Stand By Me. No, no. Look at the bag. It's basically like the size of like
Starting point is 00:17:51 whenever you have like a carnival at school or something. That's like the courtesy popcorn they just, they give you. Yes. It's like there's no way that a human mouth
Starting point is 00:17:59 when it has five seconds to reversal a fortune seven miles up could aim, like unless you are a barf marksman, there's zero chance you're going to get anything in there. Well, I mean, I just put it right on the map, man.
Starting point is 00:18:10 That's how you do that. I'm definitely making barf marksman a hashtag for this episode. Mission accomplished. All right, so then I got a copy of my CD in there, and then a Gryffindor patch, and then I got a pair of drumsticks from Matt from the Dirty Heads. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:35 And then in my tradition of stealing something from whoever I'm staying with, I'm staying with my buddy Ryan, and he ain't there, so I swiped his softball trophy yeah yeah so yeah you can have that I marked it off and then just wrote DLM down it so and then this is why I was weirded out about the giraffe thing, is he had a book about giraffes that I brought. And so we all signed that on the inside, too. So there you go.
Starting point is 00:19:19 It's good to read these days. Put all that stuff into whatever you brought it in and pass it down. Oh, I just brought it in my hands, dude. Alright, well then come and place it at my feet. Just brought it in my hands. What did you... You were like in a cab with all that stuff?
Starting point is 00:19:40 Kneel before your dog and place the bounty. You're like, don't look look at me driver. I'm a recent winner of a drumming competition and I So excited. I mean they're gonna read or throw up. I Had it all hidden my jacket All right, Nick Stevens, it's your first time bringing stuff for the prize bag and I feel like you really Really stepped up. I am like you really stepped up.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I am not going to. You brought a bag that says mattress firm on it. That's right. Like, what are they selling at mattress firm that fits in a bag that small? As a resident of Swagistan, I am the Will Rogers of free goodies at a radio station. I have never met a swag that I did not like. They are an advertiser on the radio station, and this bag was hanging just next to
Starting point is 00:20:29 the diaper cloths on the way out the door, so I thought, well, why don't I just grab that and use this to bring the prizes today, which include, oh, you tell them I'm coming, and I'll kill them all. A John Wick Chapter 2 Funko. That's no softball trophy, you guys.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Come on, calm down. Funny thing is, John Wick, awesome fucking softball player. Prove it. Not a good team player. Great swing. Is that the new one? I mean, I love Keanu Reeves, but couldn't the one from John Wick 1 and John Wick 2 just be the same doll? Nope.
Starting point is 00:21:09 His personality has not changed that much from Wick 1 to Wick 2. Honey, I noticed another charge of $37 on PayPal. I do not have the second John Wick Funko Deer. You have to completely understand. It's Chapter 2. Things have changed. John Wick Funko Deer. You have to completely understand. It's chapter two. Things have changed. He's in Italy this time. Yeah, he probably is wearing a different suit.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Yeah. Totally. All right, what else you got? I got a book from a guy that appears on our radio show every now and again. It's called Monsterland. It's about UFOs and monsters and shit. I don't believe any of it either,
Starting point is 00:21:40 but I don't know. If you guys like to read about monsters, that's cool. And inside, we got a metallica bumper sticker and of course uh doug i thought maybe you might want this or anyone in the audience that's a bumper sticker that says gfy which stands for go fuck yourself uh which is the official native greeting of course of massachusetts up here it's a compliment i got a waf t-shirt for you guys. You guys can be on Team WAF if you want.
Starting point is 00:22:08 And last but not least, thank you, Doug. I love doing stuff for the New England Patriots. I'm a big Pats fan. Anyone else a Pats fan in the house? I love that I got the people that live in Boston and don't give a shit about the Pats. Come on. Contingent in the crowd.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Here's a T-shirt that I made with... NERDS. Little Bill Belichick, let's party. Because when you think having a good time, you think Bill Belichick. And now, we're on to Cincinnati. Thanks, Doug. All right, so yeah, throw that all back in your mattress firm bag.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yeah, I was going to say, in the coup de grace fucking mattress firm bag. Well, yeah, they gave me the Tom Brady mattress, which was kind of cool, actually. It's one of those black diamond ones, you know, when he looks like sexy. He looks like John Wick in a hotel. He's a good-looking man, I'll tell you. He's on everyone's hall pass list in this room and if you say otherwise you're full of shit. I'd make out with him. I wouldn't fuck him
Starting point is 00:23:09 though. Ah! Timmy flinched. Timmy flinched. You don't dig on guys who eat foods named after Angelina Jolie's kids like Spirulina and Quinoa and all that shit? Wait, is that for real?
Starting point is 00:23:30 Yeah. Tom Brady eats like angel wings and ghost feathers and stuff. He doesn't eat real human food. He eats Angelina Jolie's babies. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Yeah. You know those knitted hats he likes to wear? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:45 That's just his hair. What? Yeah, he's got a really cool stylist that really could turn his hair into anything. All right, stop, you guys. He doesn't even wear a helmet in games. That's just his hair. He's not a real person, I'm telling you. Tim, what do you got for the bag?
Starting point is 00:24:02 We met Tom Brady once. We did a charity event with Tom Brady and I got my picture with him and not only is that guy ultra handsome but in the picture he's standing there being Tom Brady handsome and I'm mid sentence like so it's it's on the fridge
Starting point is 00:24:20 is it cool if I just I am now one step closer to Tom Brady Thank you What do I have Okay so here I have a vinyl copy Of our newer album It's a limited edition
Starting point is 00:24:37 Beer bottle brown Vinyl and it says PB on it because this was supposed To go to my brother But he was too lazy to go to the post office to go pick it up after he missed the delivery so they sent it back to me.
Starting point is 00:24:54 So that's going to you guys. I took care of him. That's way cooler than a softball trophy. Your brother's name is peanut butter incidentally yeah it is there's a guy here that can confirm that actually i got uh a uh this is a another drop kicks thing this is a signed by everybody uh our last record um that came out
Starting point is 00:25:20 in 2014 uh with rose tattoo on it. Actually, when the Boston bombing happened, we released a charity single where Bruce Springsteen did the vocals for that song, and this is not that charity single. At one point in my life, I was born in Hartford, Connecticut. Thank you. At one point in my life, I was born in Hartford, Connecticut. Thank you. At one point in my life, I was
Starting point is 00:25:46 given this to commemorate our long-gone professional team, the Hartford Whalers. Yeah. I knew that would go over big. I look terrible in a hockey sweater. So somebody here is going to get it.
Starting point is 00:26:16 When is the last time a hockey franchise that couldn't sell out an 8,000-seat arena got a round of applause? Yeah, where were you back then? Yeah. Oh, no, they took fucking Hartford away. What am I going to do without the whale? Live, go on, just fine.
Starting point is 00:26:33 I love that at one point they were thinking about building the new Patriot Stadium in Hartford, essentially making them the Hartford Patriots, which is the worst-sounding thing ever. Luckily, it didn't happen. But, okay, I have the worst sounding thing ever. Luckily, it didn't happen. But, okay. I have just two more things here.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Now more than ever... Wait, that wasn't the last thing? No. Holy shit. Does your band close with the slowest song? I'm gonna... We do, actually. Why would you do shipping up to Boston in the middle of the set? No, two things. I'll blast through real quick. We do, actually. Why would you do shipping up to Boston in the middle of the night? It's a real long end of the night number.
Starting point is 00:27:08 No, two things I'll blast through real quick. Now more than ever, we need these stickers that promote Tom Hanks for president. Yes. David S. Pumpkins for president. Yeah, exactly. And then the final thing, the stupidest thing I've ever had in my hands in my life, this ridiculous piece of machinery. Shit. It's our first fidget widget spinner.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Get it out of here. Fidget widget. At least you did it in anger. In the true New England way. I've never even touched a fidget spinner. Good thing we're not in Germany. They just confiscated 35 million pounds of fidget spinners and destroyed them.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Maybe you'll get it. No joke. Maybe someone will give it to you. Here you go, Doug. Wait, so are you supposed to, you got to get good at it, or are you supposed to be able to do it immediately? As far as I can tell, it only does one goddamn thing, so. I'll take things I said the first time I had sex for 600, Alex.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Well, if you just go like that, that's easy. Professional fidget spinner, right there. Well, you know, I gotta give it credit that it's not like... I thought it was just you just put it on your finger and spun it and it would just balance because it's spinning. But no, you gotta
Starting point is 00:28:19 put some effort in. Nah, no need for that. That's a modern day yo-yo for the millennials there. It's true. No. No need for that. I really work out. That's a modern day yo-yo for the millennials there. Yeah, I don't, I just, it's so funny how ubiquitous they became
Starting point is 00:28:30 and, uh... I don't get it. I really don't get it. Oh, and it's broke. That's a thing they never break. They don't have this rule at this club.
Starting point is 00:28:39 You can't, you can fucking smash a fidget spinner if you want to. Smash it! Smash it! Smash... I don't even know. I think stomping on it wouldn't do anything to it. I'm telling you, they're indestructible You can fucking smash a fidget spinner if you want to. Smash it! Smash it! I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I think stomping on it wouldn't do anything to it. I'm telling you, they're indestructible, and they're going to be here forever. Yeah, wasn't the movie WALL-E just about all the fidget spinners that we live with in the future? If you go back and look at Idiocracy, everybody in the background is sitting there spinning. Yup.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Spinning a thing on there. Brando, it's got what plants need. There's a guy back here. There's a line from the movie. There's a guy with a poster that's so ready to hold it up. Yeah, he's ready. He's not putting it down until it's time. Yeah, I see it.
Starting point is 00:29:24 Sir, a lot of people suffer from premature post-herbatian. You may just want to... I just want to ask my panel a question before we get to that part. And, of course, that question is, what was the last movie you saw? Who wants to go first? Anyone? Anyway, this morning I saw... I haven't finished it yet.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I started watching Inception for the first time. Oh. I've actually never seen that all the way through, so no spoilers, people. Well, I will say that, you know, something to look for is whether or not the fidget spinner stops. I did read something about that in the end of the movie.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Ah! The words were literally like, elevator door is opening, step out words, and Doug nailed it. Oh, I set that one right up for you comedians. But I also really, truly
Starting point is 00:30:17 didn't want to spoil the movie for you. Yeah. I mean, you know. Yeah. I know what everyone knows. But you're liking what you've seen so far? Yeah, and actually, you know, it's funny, and I don't mean to bring up. I know what everyone knows. But you're liking what you've seen so far? Yeah, and actually, you know, it's funny,
Starting point is 00:30:29 and I don't mean to bring up how I think a man is handsome twice in one episode, but today is the first time I've ever seen Leonardo DiCaprio come on screen, and I've gone, well, well, now I get it. No, yeah, I'd fuck him, too. You know?
Starting point is 00:30:42 Yeah, I would straight fuck him. Before that, I was always like, he's too much of a little boy-looking guy to play an actual man. And then I tell you, he walked into a room in Inception and... Pow. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:54 In that movie, he's a real dreamboat. You saw that and you're like, now I'm kind of jealous of the bear. Yeah. The bear of wall street so um coming summer 2017 trey what was the last movie you saw because i've i've seen you for the last 24 hours i don't think i mean not all of it but anyway anyway answer the question where how'd you watch it on fucking ryan's uh dvr or whatever is the magic box the guy's place you're staying at right now now have you guys seen the green inferno green inferno it's an incredibly disturbing eli roth movie and it's really
Starting point is 00:31:43 funny actually trey thinks it's hilarious no home dude there thinks it's funny too Eli Roth movie. It's really funny, actually. Trey thinks it's hilarious. No, Home Dude there thinks it's funny, too. Lady in the Back thinks it's funny, too. Okay, did you see a pattern developing where everything you think is hilarious, two or three people agree with you? No, yeah, that's why I'm trying to get more people to agree with me,
Starting point is 00:32:00 but it's not working. It was so funny! Like the plane crashed. You really like awful things happening to people, I think. Yeah, well, it's a really cheesy horror, and it's very gory. You also like the Home Alone movies, I'm guessing. Yeah, I love it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Man. Yeah, anytime somebody gets smacked with something, or, yes. Yeah, it's all fucking slapstick shit. I love it. What was the one where they were all stuck in the house and the girl put the planks with the nails and the dude came through it yeah oh i love that cracks me up i seem to have to talk about the lobster again that's safe it's been who's seen the
Starting point is 00:32:36 lobster oh that's okay all right so this isn't gonna spoil anything that's been out long enough right what the what oh you're gonna say a part of it that you think is funny and see if they agree So this isn't going to spoil anything that's been out long enough, right? What? What? Oh, you're going to say a part of it that you think is funny and see if they agree? Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. The opening fucking scene, man. When it's just the car windshield in the rain, pulls up to the field with the Shetland ponies in it.
Starting point is 00:32:58 Homegirl just gets out of the car, walks straight up to a Shetland pony, shoots it in the fucking head without even thinking about it, and then just turns around and gets back in her car and drives off. Yeah, and he's laughing. Laugh my ass off. He's laughing at that. And I'm like, why did that woman just shoot a fucking cute pony in the head? Because ponies are bullshit. Exactly. Like, what the fuck did that pony do to her to make her that vindictive
Starting point is 00:33:21 that she just walked up without even thinking, not crying, didn't even blink, and just boom, and then turned around and got in her car it had to be something fucking worth me laughing at is how it broke down in my brain so weird thank you i'm not alone that's all i need to know that i'm not alone i That's all I need, to know that I'm not alone. I appreciate that. Yeah, all you need is one other weirdo to not be alone. Exactly, I guess. That two or three has dwindled down to one now, as far as people that understand what you're talking about. Yeah, you had everybody at the,
Starting point is 00:33:59 it's hilarious when some bizarre native tribe boils and eats humans, but you lost everyone at pony murder. Well, Green Inferno is so much more than that. I mean, there's really a lot of great movies in there. All right, who hasn't answered the question yet? Nick? I have not seen a ton of movies for the longest time
Starting point is 00:34:22 until the baby was born, and now all of a sudden all I do is watch movies. So this past week alone I've seen four movies. I'll tell those midnight feedings. Yesterday I saw because this is what exactly I wanted to see, Captain Underpants.
Starting point is 00:34:39 So yeah I'm a grown man in his 40s. You went to a movie theater? Is that in theaters? I did. I went to a... I took my four-year-old to go see Captain Underpants. And now I can proudly say that I have seen more movies with Nick Kroll as the voice of an animated creature thing than I have any other actor in the last five years.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Welcome to dad life, everybody. Yeah, Nick Kroll's killing it in the voice. And he's fantastic in it, too. Oh, yeah? Yeah, the movie's great. I hear it's good. I'll watch it on a plane. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:35:12 It's a perfect plane movie. I kind of wish I was high as a kite when I saw it. It probably would have been awesome because the word fart was used more than 10 times. And that's my prerequisite for excellent Saturday afternoon. I'm really high right now, and I didn't laugh at that one time. You just said it. Yeah, that's gross. Wait till you get to gross, man.
Starting point is 00:35:29 Yeah. Fart. Gross. Eating people. Pony murder. Hilarious, man. And the other night I saw during some two or three a.m. fever dream of feeding a tiny baby person.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Independence Day, what's it called, the new one? Resurgence. Holy shit. Wow. Yeah, it did not work out. No, I've never rooted for the aliens more in my life. What the fuck does Roland Emmerich have against Earth? He just wants to keep destroying places.
Starting point is 00:36:04 He's tried in five different movies. One day, I guess, he'll get it right, and then that'll be the end. Just like 75 minutes in, he'll finally destroy the Earth, and it'll be like, and here's 45 minutes of credits, because that's how long it took
Starting point is 00:36:15 all the CGI people to get it right. It's really not good. That's his jam. That's just what he does, and I've never liked it, and I never will. What's his best movie? What's the best role in Emmerich? Wow, that's like saying, what's your favorite Nickelback album?
Starting point is 00:36:32 All right, if you want to answer that question first. Yeah, I mean, you know, he does a good job with making things all get destroyed, but I'm just not a fan of that genre, really. Oh, and I saw about 80% the other night during like 3 in the morning of, Mike and Dave need wedding dates? No, they don't. They need a script writer. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Yeah, it did sort of feel like they were just like, hey, guys, be funny and loud and yell a lot and then punch each other. Yeah. Yeah, and I like both those guys a lot, then punch each other yeah uh yeah and i i like both those guys a lot but that movie was a little strenuous yeah no the zephyr the zephyron is almost too beautiful to look at like you can turn to stone when you see him and adam divine just like you can scream all you want man it's not gonna take away from the fact that this movie is all 13 reasons why. Oh, sorry. Holy shit, did that just happen? I was like, it's Father's Day.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Why hasn't suicide come up yet? Oh, it has? This is the second time? All right, well. I should pay better attention. I'm just distracted by things. What's this thing on the stage that's got the Doug Loves Movies logo on it?
Starting point is 00:37:48 It says, this is Doug Loves Movies very own trivia book. And it's by Screwy33. And what happens when I open it up? Don't! Don't!
Starting point is 00:38:05 It's just some trivia? Just some trivia. And it's just fun for me to do it? Yeah. All right. It's like a crossword on the plane. Oh, and then there's like a business-y card in here. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:23 Works, dude. Works. You're in. I will check it out. I will check it out. I will check it out. Trey and I are going to a concert tonight, and it'll be great to have something to just look at. I'm looking forward to that.
Starting point is 00:38:36 I feel like our set went great, except there are these two guys in the back just leafing through this trivia book. What happened? That'll tank it for you, man. I'll tell you what. I think it'll just be a great way to meet people. Like, this is the sign I'd hold up if I was picking myself up at the airport.
Starting point is 00:38:53 So thank you for that, Screwy. And I'll put it right here, and that's a great place to forget about it. So if I walk off the stage without it, somebody please remind me.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Alright, you guys. I gotta tell Bert Kreischer to turn the show off. This is when it gets dark for him and confusing and sad. Let the games begin! What? What? Lots of amazing name tags, you guys, to choose from.
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Starting point is 00:42:01 those but let's see see who got chosen ultimately. Trey, I believe he picked his more on personality than design. But you explain yourself. Totally. She was the one that said she laughed at Green Inferno. So I was like, I'm picking your poster, lady. All right. Now you have to defend it.
Starting point is 00:42:20 What does it say and why? Zombievers, they'll slam you to hell. And her face is totally in your girl crotch. Okay, so I like it. Yeah. I've got a... Oh, no! Did it break? Did the Tito's break? No, it hit his beer glass. Like the fidget spinner. Yes, thank you.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Look at that. Magical. Oh, here come some drinks. Thank you so much. He just snuggled up his duggies. Thanks, man. Your last name is Slammin'? Wait, no, your real last name, not your stripper last name. My last name is Slammin'. That's how awesome it is.
Starting point is 00:43:02 I'm not going to tell you what it is, but it's Slammin'. What? Brie Slammin'. Your name is Brie Slammin'? Brie Slammin'. I'm all Brie Slammin'. Radio show, stripper, seriously, what's going on with that name? Brie Slammin' sounds like a fish-based cheese.
Starting point is 00:43:26 What are you, a fish cheese? That's a sharp cheddar. The Omega 3s and this double cream are off the charts. Alright, well, it's good for you two that you worked it out. He's not going to win you the prize bag, so I hope you have a good shithead on there.
Starting point is 00:43:48 I mean, probably not, Bree, but you never know. You never know. Tim, what do you got? I got Nat Thing You Do. One, I'm a big fan of the flick, obviously. Hanks. That's not Hanks' face, obviously. But Mark Wahlberg
Starting point is 00:44:05 is all the guys in the band but I think my favorite part Doug is how well this picture of your face
Starting point is 00:44:11 fits on Liv Tyler's body oh that is nice it's weirdly perfect so that's what we got there. I like that. It's a good one.
Starting point is 00:44:26 It's an underrated movie, too. Really? It's pretty watchable. I mean, that poster is pretty pun-tastic, but that's a watchable movie. It's probably the best movie that has the same song in it over and over again. Certainly.
Starting point is 00:44:37 As somebody who's a musician himself, I appreciate the fact that he made the actors learn how to play the songs in order to do it. There's nothing worse. I was watching that Hendrix movie with Andre 3000 in it and he's like during Purple Haze and it's like
Starting point is 00:44:53 I can't do it. I'm going to let the listeners wonder what you did. I'm not playing to the listeners. It was weird how you held the mic and the poster and somehow tickled your butthole, but... See how fast I did it, too? All right, what do you got there, bottle dropper? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Last time I checked, I only had one butt. This is the Lego Mat Man name tag. I searched far and wide. There were some amazing name tags out there, but this movie is awesome, number one. I'll go with anything Batman. And as a Batman fan, RIP Adam West, look at this.
Starting point is 00:45:38 This is two tiny Batmobiles on top full of artisanal vodka. How does a Batman fan not pick a name tag that has two tiny Batmobiles full of artisanal vodka. How does a Batman fan not pick a name tag that has two tiny Batmobiles full of vodka? Now is not the time for vodka, Doctor. That comes later. I'm sorry, do you do the only main voice?
Starting point is 00:46:03 Did you do his voice in Lego Batman movie? It's definitely a name tag I would have chosen, because not only is it Lego Batman, but also the artisanal vodka you refer to is Tito's Handmade Vodka. And I'm a big fan and supporter and I think they support me as well.
Starting point is 00:46:29 I think you could say that my selection was on brand. Yeah, very much so. But, you know, I'm glad that worked out because usually the guests, you know, are looking for stuff that appeals to them, you know. You're not going to drink that vodka, are you? I'm driving, so yes.
Starting point is 00:46:41 You're not going to drink that vodka, are you? I'm driving, so yes. I shall offer it to you as tribute, Douglas. That's all I'm saying. Just give me the vodka. Okay, so... The first game we're going to play today is Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDb game. Ooh, all right. Today is Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDb game.
Starting point is 00:47:13 You have to buzz in with your own name when you think you know the actor or actress who's best known for, I am reading from, at the top of their IMDb page. Negative point if you buzz in and get it wrong. So, slow your roll. Any questions? About the game? No.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Life? Yes. Alright, here's the first round. Titanic. You guys are right There's a bunch of people in that There's a bunch of people in that movie But you said Trey? Yeah You're going for it?
Starting point is 00:47:55 Yeah Alright What do you got? Negative one point Leonardo DiCaprio What's that? Leonardo DiCaprio Incorrect Shit Yeah It was either that or Billy Zane One point. Leonardo DiCaprio. What's that? Leonardo DiCaprio.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Incorrect. Shit. Yeah. It was either that or Billy Zane. It could have been Billy Zane. All right, here's the next name. Trey, you're out for now. Back to the Future.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Tim. Tim. Billy Zane. That's correct Nailed it The best part Was when you just stepped over Trey's dead body to collect your Oscar Who's Billy Zane in Back to the Future He's one of the Shit head buddies of Biff Trey's dead body to collect your Oscar. Oh, dude. Fucking kidding. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Who's Billy Zane in Back to the Future? He's one of the shithead buddies of Biff. It's true. But hang on. Because before we muddy the waters with more talk of Billy Zane, we have to. That's a muddy water. Which makes the water very muddy.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Yeah, very muddy. Fucking talk about Billy Zane. But no, we got to see if Tim can guess two more Billy Zane titles that would be in his best known for on IMDb for bonus points. So give me two titles, two Billy Zane classics. Zoolander. And one more. And, oh, what's that one that he's the star of?
Starting point is 00:49:30 Son of a Gun. What are you doing, Nick? Yeah. I can't think of the name of the other one. All right. I can't think of the name of the other one. It's all right to pass. The Phantom? Wait, hang on the name. That's cool. It's all right to pass. The Phantom?
Starting point is 00:49:46 Wait, hang on a second. What's happening? I'll run the whole game. You don't have to. Slow your roll. He said it. Fucking radio guy. He said it right out of the gate.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Slow your roll. Worst contestant ever. Time for a commercial break. For the third slot, IMDb went with Back to the Future Part 2. Yeah, that would
Starting point is 00:50:12 kind of jump out at some people. And then, of course, for his fourth title, it is The Phantom. The Phantom. That's the one I was trying to think of. I didn't see. Hold up until the reveal on these so we can all have fun.
Starting point is 00:50:31 It's all about fun, you guys. I get angry in the name of fun. This is business. This isn't personal. I understand. But Nick, you're in second place right now because Tim has one point and you have no points
Starting point is 00:50:47 and Trey has negative one point. Fuck it, Billy Zane, man. It's cool. You know, there's a lot of reasons to be mad at Billy Zane, but it's not his fault that you did that. No. The first title of this person's top four?
Starting point is 00:51:05 Titanic. Fool me once. Nick. Okay, Nick is buzzing in, risking losing his no points. Bill Paxton. That is incorrect. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:51:21 I like this ballsy playing, though. Could be fun to see if you both get down into negative double digits. Here's the second title. Misery. Tim. Who is it, Tim? Her name... Her name...
Starting point is 00:51:40 Kathy Bates. That's right. Alright, we're back in the same spot again. Tim can get two more points for naming two more Kathy Bates movies. Wasn't she in Dolores Claiborne? Maybe. What else?
Starting point is 00:52:10 She's most famous for that's tough. I'll just throw About Schmidt in there. That was a tough one for Kathy Bates fans. Yeah, well, no, that's the third one. That's About Schmidt is correct. Dick.
Starting point is 00:52:29 Tim is killing it. But then the other one that immediately jumps to mind if you dislike annoying movies, Fried Green Tomatoes. Yeah. Oh, mixed reaction from the crowd on that. I thought the crowd would have my back more on Father's Day. Come on, you guys.
Starting point is 00:52:48 I'll hold the patriarchy. That was a rough scene for everybody. What one? About Schmidt. Oh, yeah. I know what you're talking about. The scene where somebody took her parking space and she got mad. Pissed. Oh, no, that's Fried Green Tomatoes. All right, so tim is just flying
Starting point is 00:53:07 way into the lead with the three so i guess you guys keep up your strategy of just swinging early and uh seeing what happens i even held out on that one i was like to try to catch up i was like was con and fucking titanic no way he was in titanic all right so trey and nick both have negative one. Here we go. Here's the next round. Titanic. Okay. I thought you'd go for it, but I'll go ahead and
Starting point is 00:53:44 I'll go ahead and say the next title, and then Tim will say Tim. Trey. Oh, Trey, what do you got, Trey? Oh, shit, man. It's weird under pressure. Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio. Incorrect. I'm not even going to say who I'm thinking next.
Starting point is 00:54:10 All right. Let me watch Tim's mouth. Apollo 13. Tim. He already said Tim. Bill Paxton. That's correct. R.I.P. R.I.P.
Starting point is 00:54:26 R.I.P. Alright, there's really no point in this, but if you want to name two more. I'll say Twister. Okay. And Weird Science. Oh, both popular choices, I think, but they went with Aliens and Edge of Tomorrow. All right.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Yeah, lived, I repeat. Thanks for nothing, IMDB. For real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But let me do one more. You won that game, Tim, but let me do one more Trey-only round. Fuck, really?
Starting point is 00:55:08 Okay, here we go. Titanic. Trey. Leonardo DiCaprio. It's only you. You could have listened to the next title. You could have let him go to ten titles if you wanted to. He would have been like Inception.
Starting point is 00:55:24 The Departed. We could have had Celine Dion come in and play the entirety of My Heart Will Go On and read all the credits and you still would have had a chance. So that's your answer? Yes. Please be Kate Winslet. Incorrect. Kate Winslet. Oh, fuck, man.
Starting point is 00:55:40 Do I get a point for that one, too? Oh, fuck, man. Do I get a point for that one, too? Killing it. And, of course, all of the rounds started with Titanic in tribute to tall ships. Tall ships. Wide ships. Boston's wide ships. Sail Boston, everybody.
Starting point is 00:56:03 Sail Boston. Now let's play Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? All right. I just got word that yesterday's episode that we taped right here at Laugh Boston is now available on the internet. Don't you people right here dare go and download and start listening to that now. That'd be awkward. Or
Starting point is 00:56:32 incredible. Could be like Wizard of Oz and Dark Side of the Moon. Yeah. Could be some real meta stuff. Could be some really interesting shit listening to yesterday and today at the same time. What if we just said exactly what they were saying yesterday? Every word of it.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Because who would remember that? The internet, apparently. I saw yesterday's show. I thought it was a fantastic DLM. Well, don't, you know. We weren't arguing the quality. Don't give it to these folks that are here now to just jump up and run out and listen to yesterday's show. That's what I was saying.
Starting point is 00:57:05 Yeah, man. Nick. Oh, wrong game. Sorry. Yeah, this one I'll just go to individually with a request to answer. Whose tagline is it anyway? The premise is there's lots of movies with taglines. Not very
Starting point is 00:57:26 easy to figure out which ones belong to which a lot of the times. And so since Tim won that game, we're going to go to him first, and then we'll go to Nick because, let's face it, Trey's just hanging out. Sorry, Bree.
Starting point is 00:57:44 I'll come tip you at work later. Does she... Do you accept cheese? Yeah! I'm a cheese tipper. I just put down a little... Oh, I got some aged cheddar back at Ryan's place. I just put down a little triangle of laughing cow cheese
Starting point is 00:58:05 after a nice table dance. Wait, where do you work? Brie Flamin loves fish cheese and dancing around her room in her underwear. Right, you're right. Mike Madonna, indeed. I remember that was my favorite part of avida all right so uh so we'll start with nick and then we'll uh i'm sorry start with tim
Starting point is 00:58:35 then we'll go to nick and then to trey just straight unless I'm asking you. Tim, what movie has a tagline? Her legend is just beginning. Siri just said to me, sorry, I didn't get that. Stupid Siri. I'm not talking to you. Her legend is just beginning. You know what I hate about... You know what Naomi Campbell hates about having Siri as an assistant?
Starting point is 00:59:13 What's that? You can't throw your phone at Siri. You could just throw Siri. Because she's like in your phone. That Naomi Campbell thing, how long ago did that happen, Nick? We talked about it on VH1, that Naomi Campbell throwing her phone. Oh, yeah, that's right. She threw her phone.
Starting point is 00:59:31 That was in the same episode that Russell Crowe threw a phone at someone at a hotel. Yeah, it was a whole thing going on with the throne phoeing. It was 40 wackiest celebrity phone throws. You said throne phoeing. Throne phoeing. I did. Hashtag throne phoeing. Throne phoeing. Wasn did. That was the second. Hashtag throne phoeing. Throne phoeing.
Starting point is 00:59:46 Wasn't that the second hit by Chumbawamba after tub thumping? Throne phoeing sounds like what happens if you eat too much pho. You throw up and you mispronounce it. All right. So. Okay. Let's start with Tim. I'm taking a wild stab on this one. mispronounce it. All right, so... Okay. Let's start with Tim. I'm taking a wild stab on this one.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Take a stab at it. I'm going to say Her Legend is Just Beginning. Her Legend is Just Beginning. I don't know. Laura Croft, Tomb Raider. Okay, that's incorrect. Thanks, everybody. But it's not a terrible guess.
Starting point is 01:00:20 What do you think there? Billy Zane. What do you think, Nick? I have two choices. One is a throwback and one is very contemporary. Well, I'm going to just be Captain Obvious and go with The Legend of Billie Jean. Okay. And I know it's very wrong.
Starting point is 01:00:37 Yes, you are dismissed, Captain. Trey? Trey? trey uh her legend is just beginning uh the new wonder woman wonder woman would be what it's called wonder woman they don't call it the new wonder woman you're gonna nitpick me now i am going to nitpick you always did i win though What's your answer?
Starting point is 01:01:06 Wonder Woman. No. Damn it. The answer is Supergirl. Played by the actress who starred in The Legend of Billie Jean. So it was as close as you could get without getting it right. Half a point. Helen Slater was hot.
Starting point is 01:01:24 She looked all right. She even had that silly shorty haircut in Billie Jean and I liked it. Yeah, rage. But then when she put on that Supergirl shit, I was in. She's a good Supergirl. The movie wasn't so good. Alright, so we start
Starting point is 01:01:39 back with Tim again. Oh. You're going to go first every time in this until somebody gets one right. Then all hell breaks loose. Blake's ruse. You're killing it. I'm really having trouble with
Starting point is 01:01:55 phone phoning. Lake Spruce. Born to fight, trained to kill. Starting with Tim. Born to fight, trained to kill. Oh, my God. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Enter the dragon. Okay. That guy was born to fight and trained to kill. Yeah, I mean, I wish I could give points for... We're saying just true statements. The tagline might apply to more than one movie. I thought that's how the
Starting point is 01:02:36 game went. So I've only got one movie written down, so that's incorrect. Well, I'm supposed to read your mind now? Yep, that's the idea. Nick? Got it. What is it? The fault in our stars. Trey? Trey what is it? Barf Marksman. Hashtag Barf Marksman. hashtag barf marksman hashtag barf marksman and the correct title of that is fault of our
Starting point is 01:03:11 stars the tagline for Electra what? for what? Electra starring Mrs. Ben Affleck whatever I thought we had collectively agreed to move on from that
Starting point is 01:03:40 I just didn't like the part where Jennifer Cameron is fighting somebody and turns to the camera and says, what's in your wallet? I'm like, come on, lady. How much money do you have to make, lady? All right, let's start with Tim again. I think you guys will get one of these. I feel good about this.
Starting point is 01:03:57 Really? Tim, the last thing she ever expected was to be a hero. Say Wonder Woman, dude. Yeah, that's where my brain's going now. Last thing she ever expected was to be a hero. Oh,
Starting point is 01:04:18 God, I don't know. Wonder Woman. No. I got it in your brain, dude. I got it in your head. You just gave me an easy way out of that one. Got it. What is it? The crying game. No.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Yes, but no. Trey. Mr. Mom. Yes, but no. Trey. Mr. Mom. So this is pretty interesting how little of a learning curve there is with you guys. The answer is The Legend of Billie Jean.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Oh, mother... Son of a bitch! Ah! We can't afford to be innocent! Stand up and face the enemy, Nick! It is a do-or-die situation. Would they still play that on your classic rock station? Does that count?
Starting point is 01:05:14 I request it every day. My program director always keeps coming back saying no. That's a very invigorating tune. All right, well, since everybody's got zero... Wow. We might as well do the tiebreaker, starting with Tim. So if anyone gets this one right, you win this game. Tim, the future of justice begins with her. Come on, Trey.
Starting point is 01:05:53 I thought you were going to hang out. There's no reason to leave. I'm not going to play. Just going to hang. Is it not the Legend of Billie Jean Part 2? Did they make a Part 2? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:06:08 That's your guess? Yeah, that's my guess. All right. Nick? Wonder Woman. That's correct. Oh, son of a gun! Fucking dick!
Starting point is 01:06:21 You're like, he couldn't mess with you that much that he would do that to you. But he would. The Trey walk-off easily is the highlight of today's show. I'm sorry, everyone at home could not get to see the second he heard that tagline come up. Just take his walk of shame down the hall. Yeah, and Tim didn't think he's upset because it's finally Wonder Woman.
Starting point is 01:06:43 If you think that I remembered at this point what he had been spouting off over there, I'm really trying to play the game. These two clowns are all messing around. I'm trying to win, goddammit. He talked you into saying Wonder Woman in an earlier round. Exactly. I didn't think either of you could be such
Starting point is 01:07:00 dicks. What? I... Alright. Sorry, Brie. You have underestimated me greatly. Stop doing that. That wasn't Bane voice. That was just terrible villain voice. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Now what are you trying to say about me? I saw a tweet today somebody uh watched lego batman with their nephew and then the the kid was uh i don't know let's say 37 and uh no it's like a kid i don't know how young because it would be too precocious to call him 8 or 10, I think. Let's say he's 12. He said, watching the movie, to his parental guider, is that Bane doing Bane? And, you know, he was kind of right. It was a Bane impression.
Starting point is 01:08:06 Anyway. When I go home and tell my four-year-old that I was on a show with the voice of Bane from Lego Batman, I will be the coolest dad of all time. To a four-year-old? Yep. Okay. But I forgot to mention he is easily impressible. Do you do your Bane impression for him?
Starting point is 01:08:31 Now is not the time for dinner. That comes later. I lurk in the shadows, young Thomas. Thomas has been praying to a false idol. Trey is out again. He is just making the best of the exit take. I finished you once. Now is the time for der bed.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Fucking radio guys, man. Come on now, get to the chopper. Come on, let's finish the show. Doug loves movies, man. Come on now, get to the chopper. Come on, let's finish the show. Doug loves movies, yeah. Now, does he say get to the chopper often or is it just in Predator? I think it's just in Predator. Yeah, okay. It's a quote from Predator.
Starting point is 01:09:17 I always saw when people say, like, get to the chopper, they were just genericizing his entire oeuvre by just saying that, you know, what movie is he not running towards a chopper and telling people that that's probably the best move at that point.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Was the grab my hand a legitimate one or is that another one that's only in one movie? Yeah, that's just in one movie. Why would you say grab my hand in every movie? I don't know. I'm just trying to break this down some more. I'll leave. No. What's the
Starting point is 01:09:47 most uttered line in movie history? Galio is French for I gotta take off. What was the question? The most uttered line in movie history? Oh, that would be... Oh, fuck. I think it's oh, fuck. I love you too.
Starting point is 01:10:04 Let's get out of here. Oh. That's what I say right. Let's get out of here. Oh. That's what I say right before let's get out of here. I love you, too. Let's get out of here. But that's very interesting. It's a trivia song. But we're on a tight schedule here at Laugh Boston
Starting point is 01:10:24 because they've got a performance of Shakespeare Shits Himself coming up. He literally shits himself on stage. It's awesome if you haven't seen it. It's shit-faced Shakespeare. That's what it's called. But anyway, so we've got to get through our final game of the day, and it is Last Man stanton all right all right lots of lovely bostonians reached out today to me and yesterday and for the last few months
Starting point is 01:10:59 to suggest that they have the perfect name for last man Stanton, and I can only select one person, and everybody tries in their own way to convince me, but I just felt bad for this person because I thought their Twitter name was unfortunate. Where is Welcome Tumors? Sheepishly raising her hand down front. It only me and brie laughing at that oh whoa whoa wait wait wait i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry welcome to mars is her name her name is not welcome tumors it's welcome to mars so i apologize for that. Easy mix-up. But you do have a suggestion for us?
Starting point is 01:11:47 Yes, I do. Steve Buscemi. Steve Buscemi. Ooh. That is a... I think I've played that one in the past, if not in Doug Lowe's movies, in a mini-episode.
Starting point is 01:12:01 But guys, who ended up saying Wonder Woman Nick all right so Nick you get to go first and then we'll go to Tim and Trey and then me I like to play along that's why I didn't know what the name would be ahead of time that's right we haven't talked before have we welcome tumors it's clear I do not know welcome tumors. I would stop calling her that. It's a family name. My father had welcome tumors, my mom, like his father's father. We brought the tumors over on a boat.
Starting point is 01:12:41 My brother welcomed tumors. We call him Sully. Yeah, say hello to my friends, 50, Sully, Murph, and Tumors. Let's get the fuck out of here, dude. Trey, that's your cue to get out of here. Bye. What do you want to do?
Starting point is 01:13:06 Shop me up and feed me to the tumors? It's not a tumors. It's to Mars, where I went in Total Recall. I'm having a baby. Dana. Come on, Cohagen, give the people their ale. I'm going to be on a cooking show. Get to chopped!
Starting point is 01:13:37 Who here's the chopper? Come on, what's in the basket? Get to chopped. Jesus. That is so funny. All right. Let's, you know, you get a lifeline. You get to go to the person whose name tag you chose.
Starting point is 01:13:53 You get to go to them once. And we don't have a lot of time here, so he seems cool and collected. He didn't drink any of the Tito's, I guess. All right, Nick, start us off. Films of Steve Buscemi. Billy Madison. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:14:13 Yeah, people are impressed. Fargo. Yes, of course. The Big Lebowski. They put him in a wood chopper. Shut the fuck up, Tommy. I'll try to do a quote from each of these films with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Starting point is 01:14:38 What if the dude was played by Schwarzenegger instead of Bridges? Hey, what the fuck, man? That's like your opinion. When he spills the beer on himself, just gah! My stupid pen's dying, so I'm just going to have to remember. I'm going to say Tree's Lounge, and a line from that movie is,
Starting point is 01:15:10 You can't stay in this lounge. Get to the chopper and out of the lounge. I have to name somebody else in Tree's Lounge. What? You don't understand this game. Oh, sorry. My bad. Sorry, sir.
Starting point is 01:15:28 He's all up to speed. No, but seriously, who else is in Tree's Lounge or you're out? New game. Another Steve Buscemi. He wrote it and directed Tree's Lounge, I think. Yes, he did. Yeah. Another Steve Buscemi movie.
Starting point is 01:15:40 Oh, God. Why am I freezing? You can do it. Steve Buscemi. Oh. Just get Boardwalk Empire out of your head. The greatest movie ever made, God. Why am I freezing? You can do it. Oh. Just get Boardwalk Empire out of your head. The greatest movie ever made. Con Air.
Starting point is 01:15:50 Oh, of course. That's right. He's good as a villain. Yeah, he's a good villain. Um. Uh. What was I going to say? Mr. Deeds.
Starting point is 01:16:05 Uh-hmm. Try. Big Daddy. Okay. I can't keep track of which ones he's in. He's in, like, a lot of Sandler movies. I forgot what we've already said already, honestly. No, it's cool.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Hey, are they allowed to throw donuts on stage? Oh, that's interesting. Now, you mentioned, are you hungry? Well, yeah, I've been staring at that huge box of Dunkin' Donuts. What flavor would you want? Oh, holy shit. But I want, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:16:40 Sit in your seat. Yeah, all right. Throw the donut at him. That is the price to pay. No, you did chocolate. Which one do you want, Trey? A chocolate. Which one do you want? Chocolate?
Starting point is 01:16:53 Yeah. Okay, throw something chocolate at him. And do not hit the, well you can have someone else, Jesus. Ah! Ah! I ain't gonna drop a donut that was yeah thank goodness you don't drop a donut because if it hit any well the white part of that backdrop
Starting point is 01:17:15 I would have probably put it come out of my check alright so I was gonna say before that happened the Steve Buscemi film, oh, how about Living in Oblivion? You don't have to clap for it. All right, I'm going to go Lifeline. What's that?
Starting point is 01:17:42 Oh, thank you very much, Lifeline. Ghost World. Yeah, that is a good one. Thank you. That's that? Oh. Thank you very much, Lifeline. Ghost World. Yeah, that is a good one. Thank you. That's a very good one. Thanks for buying me a minute. Reservoir Dogs. Oh, of course.
Starting point is 01:17:56 What the fuck is wrong with us? Thank you. I made it myself. Trey? The Water Boy. Okay. Trey The water boy Okay I'll go with Pulp Fiction
Starting point is 01:18:23 Happy Gilmore with Pulp Fiction. Happy Gilmore. I don't think he was in that one. He's not. Nice try though, Nick. Thank you for being here. Between grief and nothing, I'll take grief. Tim? Big Fish.
Starting point is 01:18:54 He really was just a big fish. I forgot we were doing that. Yeah. Let me do a line from Pulp Fiction. Yeah, it's a $5 shake. I have some of your tasty beverage to wash it down. Trey. Speed round Bree
Starting point is 01:19:28 Armageddon Armageddon Yeah but The next round you're going to be saying Armageddon out of here. Yup. I'm getting out of here. I'm getting out of here.
Starting point is 01:19:54 Out of here. That is kind of fun. I'm a pregnant man. I'm having a baby. I am versatile. All right. I got to go with Barton Fink. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 01:20:16 I'm going to use my lifeline. Monsters, Inc. Monsters, Inc. I like it. Monsters, Inc. Monsters, Inc. I like it. Monsters, Inc. Thank you. Trey. Oh, fuck, man.
Starting point is 01:20:32 Come on. Monster University. That's right. Yeah. Wow. Don't call it a comeback. Come back. Miller's Karasing.
Starting point is 01:20:48 What is all the ruckus? Come on, old Danny boy. Tim, have you used your lifeline yet? I did. I did on Monsters, Inc. I did, yeah. Okay. So you got anything else?
Starting point is 01:21:06 Wasn't he in Coffee and Cigarettes? It feels like he would have been. I'm pretty sure he was. All right. I'll take it. Okay, yeah, we're getting yups. Yeah, thank you. Get that shit out of your ass. And you used your lifeline, right, Trey? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:27 Yeah. What was that? Oh, man. She might be Armageddon. No, I know he was in another Sandler one. Oh, I'm sure he was. Oh, I thought of one I think he's in. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:21:41 Yeah, no problem. What was the He did two Hang on You've got ten seconds Yeah Three, two No, she's cheering you on For a second I thought
Starting point is 01:22:00 She was trying to yell an answer I was going to fly over there Blade Runner Blade Runner is a good guess, but no. I think he's in... He's got to be in Sandy Wexler, right? On Netflix? He's not?
Starting point is 01:22:15 Isn't he in Grown Ups? Hey, what are you doing? Whoa. Shit. Microphone down Blackjack hands But Tim It doesn't matter Because you're our winner
Starting point is 01:22:33 You did it I was going to say Grown up But thank you I came to represent The city of Boston And I believe I have done so
Starting point is 01:22:42 Right here tonight That close Dropkick Murphys dude Forever dude Austin, and I believe I have done so right here tonight. That closed. Drop kick Murphys, dude. Forever, dude. All right, where's that person you were playing for? What's the name again? Nat Thing You Do. Nat Thing You Do.
Starting point is 01:22:57 Where you at, Nat? Where you at, Nat? Right up the middle. Hey, Nat. Oh, it's Natalie. Natalie, come on down right here to the stage Hey if you don't want that Wait it's almost like she just realized
Starting point is 01:23:15 There's prizes involved Hey if you don't want that Whalers jersey Fuck Oh No I'm very excited about the softball trophy though Oh right on. Thanks for humoring me, I guess. Wait, but you really don't want the jersey?
Starting point is 01:23:31 No, she said she does want the jersey. She does want it. Yeah. Okay. All right, she's taking it. She's taking her prizes. No, that's smart. Why would you not?
Starting point is 01:23:38 I saw you, like, shove it into your jacket. I thought you were going to keep it. I was down. No, I was totally going to. I'm not going to do that to you. It's too cool. Oh, that's a great idea. Split the jersey. What the fuck are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:23:51 Splitting a jersey. Just take it away from her right now. She split it in half. Based on that thing where the mother and the kid, doesn't that mean that that jersey belongs to him now? He's the true owner of the jersey. Based on that terrible?
Starting point is 01:24:05 Wait, is that true? She wanted to rip it in half. No, yeah, I agree. I don't think she's going to be a good keeper of that jersey. You said, no, don't do that to the jersey. Well done. And what happened? What?
Starting point is 01:24:26 Oh, more Tito's? Can I get another donut? I like going on airplanes and then asking for, you know, can I have some soda water? And they're like, you sure? And I'm like, yeah, I'm sure. Brought my own tiny bottle. All right. What's happening with the donuts now, Trey?
Starting point is 01:24:44 You still having more donuts? Yeah, yeah. All right. What's happening with the donuts now, Trey? You're still having more donuts? Yeah, yeah. All right. I guess it's, you know, you got to... It's cheat day. He's going to hit it hard tomorrow. All right. So give me that one. Yes. Thank you. And Trey, what do you got to plug, buddy? Oh.
Starting point is 01:25:05 Let me come back to you because you're trying to eat a donut. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nick Stevens, weekdays 3 to 7 here in Boston. And you could probably also listen to it on the internet, I bet. Yes, sir. 3 to 7 every day, 107.3 WAFFM and WAAF.com. It's the Matty and Nick Show. Shower beers, everybody.
Starting point is 01:25:23 Thank you very much, Doug. Thank you very much, Doug. Got some really interesting shitheads this time. Tim, on tour with Dropkick Murphys. Yeah, we're going to Europe, so that doesn't concern you people. But then after that, we're out with Rancid. We're going to be in Brockton. I know that's a bit of a hike, but we're going to be in Brockton doing that. And our new record came out in January.
Starting point is 01:25:55 Go check it out if you haven't already. Thanks. What about you there, Trey, Donut Eater? We got this. Hashtag Donut Eater. You finished that whole donut in that time? Yeah, man. Okay, you're waiting for the last bite.
Starting point is 01:26:16 I'm a pro, dude. I got to get my plugs in. CDs on iTunes and all that stuff, all those services. And then I'm going to be at Skank Fest this weekend in New York, the Legion of Skanks Podcast Festival. So those are the most recent ones. Yeah, check it out.
Starting point is 01:26:34 Word. All right, well, thank you to Laugh Boston and for all you folks showing up on Father's Day. I hope you enjoy the rest of your Father's Day. One more time for all my guests, Trey Gallion, Tim Brennan, Nick Stevens. Thank you. And hang on.
Starting point is 01:27:03 Now it's time for Doug to watch another. Hang on. As always, there will be two of these and then the song. Toilets with the button on top of the tank to flush our shitheads. the button on top of the tank to flush our shitheads. You can come back and get that, Bree, if you need to hang on to that for the future. No, you're just going to leave it? Oh, you'll remember? You can make another one just like that? You just make them like that? Good for you. All right. And also, Elizabeth Banks' knowledge of the Steven Spielberg filmography
Starting point is 01:27:48 is a shame. Thank you. Gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies

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