Doug Loves Movies - Vanessa Gonzalez, Kelly McInerney, John McPhail and Taylor Rizzo guest
Episode Date: February 26, 2020Back at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Vanessa Gonzalez, Kelly McInerney, John McPhail and Taylor Rizzo to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. ...For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds
With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Oh, it's good to be back.
Coming to you from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
in Los Angeles, California.
theater in Los Angeles, California.
It's Tuesday, February 25th, 2020.
And I'm happy to say that Doug Loves Movies will be taping at the UCB in New York, Hell's Kitchen location on Saturday, April 4th at 1030 p.m.
And I'd also be happy to see some name tags.
Sprung it on you guys, I know, but holy shit.
There's at least four.
There's somebody with a bag of something over there.
Like sunflower seeds or some shit?
All right, well, I guess it qualifies.
Sometime I'm just going to shut the games down
if there's not enough name tags.
You guys don't have name tags?
All right.
I know you're busy with other things.
Thanks for trying, everybody.
Doug plugs.
Thursday night, I'm doing I guess it's funnier that you guys
don't bring name tags
you know
it's like a cult where everybody's
constantly rebelling
Thursday night I'm doing stand up in
Tampa at the improv
and there I want people to
bring name tags because then they'll have a shot at being a guest
on Doug Loves Movies in Orlando
this Sunday night
also at the Improv.
I'm doing stand-up on Saturday, March
7th at 420 at DNA's
Comedy Lab in Santa Cruz,
California. My first time
at that club. I've heard good
things about it. And
DLM returns to the Improv in Tempe, Arizona
on Saturday, April 11th
at
420.
I knew you guys could do it.
For all my dates, go to
DougLovesMovies.com
That's DougLovesMovies.com
Yeah!
Go! Wall it! movies.com i thought of something recently to add to that at the very end but i forgot it already
which is probably for the best let's look in the prize bag there's some weird stuff in here that
i've had sitting around i'm just like i gotta give this away on the best. Let's look in the prize bag. There's some weird stuff in here that I've had sitting around.
I'm just like, I've got to give this away on the show.
It's a bottle of pink cannabis infused, now get this, beverage.
Oh, my God, you guys.
Did you get a bottle of beverage from Doug?
And it says 30 milligrams of THC in this whole bottle so that's not really a lot
7.5 uh per serving but it also says just i don't know why they would list this but zero cbd
so people that are into cbd are just gonna pass on this shit but uh it's called stone bush so you know if that
sounded good to you check it out and then uh oh i got a little money pouch that says high times
on it from some high times magazine event i must have gone to a shirt from a company called mav they make some cool pipes that i enjoy smoking
from of course a doug benson pin from rockin pins that'll be sitting over there as possibly going in
the prize bag it might go to someone in the audience tonight who matches me for last woman
stanton and finally probably not the best thing,
well, some stickers, but also,
I was in San Antonio at the LOL Comedy Club,
and so I brought, I took it from my hotel room,
a book called San Antonio.
And they lead on the front with the Alamo,
so I have no idea what else they have,
what else they're going to show you inside.
Oh, it looks cool, though.
All right, so all that's in the prize bag, plus stuff brought by my four guests, three of whom I believe have been on the program before,
and one newbie who I'm very excited to have out here. Please give it up for Taylor Rizzo, Kelly McInerney,
John McPhail, and Vanessa
Gonzalez.
Come on out.
Come on out.
Come on out.
Thought I could get a chant
going.
Really thought they had this.
Yay.
Oh, they're coming. Yeah, it's
pretty tricky back there.
It's really like an escape room.
And I'm always
delighted when my guests manage to figure out
how to get here from right back there.
Hello.
Let's meet them individually, shall we?
Starting with our first-time guest, all the way there on the other end, and all the way visiting us from Glasgow,
it's John McPhail, everybody.
Hiya, how you doing?
everybody.
Hi, how you doing?
And as you may know already,
because I talk about it so much,
director of one of my favorite,
it's my favorite Christmas movie,
Step Aside, Die Hard.
Anna and the Apocalypse.
Yeah.
This is how people feel about your movie here does that feel alright?
it's really nice, it's quite heartwarming
you know
and you're having a good time here
in California, visiting
for a little bit?
I'm here for 10 days.
Actually, the producer,
Vanna and the Apocalypse,
and the two composers,
they're here tonight as well.
Filling out the crowd, yeah.
They're like,
what's this name tag stuff
he's talking about?
You'll find out in a little bit.
Or I guess you kind of did already.
We went to Disneyland.
Nice.
So your prize bag
is a bag from Disney Parks.
No, it's got stuff in it,
but I just thought I'd bring it
to show all my tourists.
You know,
when I'm walking down
Sunset Boulevard,
like that.
Hey!
Don't jump me.
That's so nice of you
to let everybody know.
I'm always out there.
Which one of these
are the goddamn tourists?
Well, that guy
waving the bag around.
And you've got something lined up, something
coming up that we can look for
as a director, another
film? Well, that's why
we're out here, Doug.
Trying to raise finance.
Get it going. Speak to talent.
Just the usual.
Yeah. No, this is amazing.
Like, genuinely,
like, I never get out of the house.
So to get into, like, L.A.
and, like, to be, you know,
going about pitching a movie,
it's good fun.
I'm sorry if I made you feel bad
when the first thing I said
when you said that you went to Disneyland
was did you go on
the Rise of the Resistance,
the Star Wars attraction. See, now I'm making you sad again. Like, I go on the Rise of the Resistance, the Star Wars attraction?
See, now I'm making you sad again.
Like, I didn't mean to rub it in.
I just was more like excited
that you probably went on it
because why wouldn't they
just take you right
to the front of the line?
They don't know who I am.
You are a treasure.
You got to walk around
telling people who you are.
I'm John. See, I think that people who you are. I'm John.
See? I think that would get you in.
Go to the complaints department.
And Taylor, how often have you been on this show?
Like four times.
Four times so far? Okay.
I don't know.
It feels fresh.
Is this my introduction?
Okay. I don't know. It feels fresh. Is this my introduction?
I'm also getting lost in your sweater. It is so, it looks like so plush and so comfy.
It's Taylor Rizzo, everybody. What's up, guys? Here I am. The plush and comfy Taylor Rizzo.
We had a great time at Disneyland the other day, John.
I'm not going to continue to rub this in your face.
Road rise of the resistance.
But Taylor knows the tricks.
He knew all of the steps. And all I had to do was stand next to him and learn.
It almost felt like some sort of Jedi training.
That's true.
I'm big Yoda.
Big hairy Yoda.
Yeah.
The opposite of Baby Yoda.
Yeah, we dabbed out like crazy in the hotel room,
and then we went and did the 8 a.m. thing
where you stand in Disneyland wondering
if you're going to get a boarding pass or not.
For the whole day, you only have that one shot right at 8 a.m.
Yeah.
And people are cheering.
It's just a weird celebration.
Yeah, when you hear people cheering
while your phone is just loading,
it's a nerve wracker.
Yeah, but near the castle is where you get the best reception.
That's right.
There's a cell tower over there, everybody.
Yeah, so that's a little tip from Doug Loves Movies.
And if you're such a colossal nerd that you have to do this,
because I don't know how long this will go on for,
like how long they can make people do this. But the airlines make to do this because i i don't know how long this will go on for like how long they can keep people uh make people do this but the airlines make people do this every
day so yeah so i guess it's no big deal but the idea is then you spend our number was 71 so we
knew we had a boarding group we knew they'd put us on the ride probably if it didn't break down
too much throughout the day and uh we went we finally got our call at about five six o'clock yeah which it broke
down a couple times during the day and pushed it back but yeah but we were basically there all day
and but but the thing is unlike the airport you can go on cool rides while you're waiting
but you're still just checking in all the time like you you know left the kids on without a
sitter or something exactly you can't stop checking it because you just want it so bad.
when do I get to go
on that fucking ride?
And he had done it
several times before
and was still amped enough
to go through all that
to go on it again.
So I was like,
this is going to be
the best thing
that ever happened to me.
And it wasn't.
He loved it.
Don't let him fool you.
I did.
I did love a lot about it.
But it did remind me of how i've lost interest in
in star wars kind of yeah that's true i mean i like the the ride more than the movies maybe i
shouldn't have said that in this crowd no but i think it's uh i think that's a valid thing to say
is because it's it's way more exciting to be like zipping around on those sets and stuff.
Like the sets are incredible.
Like it is a fucking wet dream.
If star Wars is your thing.
Cause you,
they just put you in star Wars.
Like you're in star Wars scenes.
The trouble is it's all Kylo Ren shit.
Yeah.
Is,
is,
I mean,
I love Kylo Ren,
but it's like,
you know,
it's what's his name?
Hawk. The guy that's, you know, it's what's his name? Hawk.
The guy that's, you know, spoiler.
He's dead in the movies.
So it's weird that he's alive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That guy.
Yeah.
It's weird that he's alive and yelling at us on the ride.
It's kind of like, dude, you're already dead.
Yeah, we know his future.
So fuck off.
But still, it's pretty pretty good some of the things
in it like that's the other thing is i feel the colder you go in the better you know so it's kind
of sucks because i love talking about it but but i don't want to you know i know taylor had to go
through that the entire day you wanted to tell me stuff about it. He's just like, no, I'll just let you experience it. Yeah, it was hard.
How many times have you ridden it before?
Four times? Dang, dude.
Yeah.
His girlfriend goes with him and everything. It's crazy.
That's right. She has a faster
phone than I do, so it helps out.
You make her go then.
That's right. I'm using her for those cell
numbers.
Alright, well enough to talk about that. I also using her for those cell numbers. All right, well, enough of the talk about that.
I also didn't get in on Saturday.
It's Kelly McInerney, everybody!
Yeah, that was fun to get a message from her the day I was at Disneyland saying,
I was there yesterday.
It's like, okay, yeah.
We both like it. We both
went there. I mean, you know
what I mean? Like, when I post
pictures of food, you don't go, I ate food
yesterday.
It's just funny because it's like, ah,
Disney's different than a hamburger,
you know? It's very different than
a hamburger. I was thinking
recently, like 10 minutes ago,
about how everything's all about mickey mouse
but nobody really likes mickey mouse nobody gives really gives a about mickey
man i could do a good mickey he's cute enough oh save that for the impressions portion
thank you for being here and vanessa gonzalez is here too everybody
too everybody this might just be
your third time or so
second
second
yeah
oh I'm so good at this
where was that
was that here in LA
in Austin
oh yeah
yeah remember
you were there
no
oh now I'm seeing it
now I'm seeing it
I love doing the show there
at the
Cap City Comedy Club.
I'll be there doing some during
South By. Are you going to South By
at all this year? No. Why not?
They didn't call me. Waiting for Moon Tower?
No.
They didn't call me.
Just wait for a miserable hot day
in the summer? Yeah. Then you'll go
in there and say, hey Cap City,
can I come in and get some shade
um yeah what else is going on um i didn't go to disneyland um sorry sorry what'd you say
disney world they're mad um i'm going to disney world this very weekend. Oh, you are? It's true. You can't get enough of the mouse.
But I will resist the rise of the resistance because I can wait a few months before I do it again.
But y'all said that it kept telling you the rides shut down.
The rides broke down.
We're fixing it.
And you still wanted to ride it?
It's more like computer things.
to ride it? It's not as much.
It's more like computer things. Plus, once you go on the
ride, you'll be like, oh shit, that is a complicated
thing to put groups of
people through.
If any one thing is
not working right, then the
ride is kind of fucked.
Because it's storytelling and whatnot.
So, you know, they really
are on top of their shit and make sure
everything is working perfectly. Like one of the shit and make sure everything's working perfectly like
one of the chewbacca's not talking yeah or just getting uh you know over overheated oh they get
overheated they do need lots of water yeah robots love water
well thank you for being here van Vanessa and thank you to all
of you I've just got a few quick
questions for each of you
and we'll start with John on the
end
what's inside that bag that you
brought to put in the prize
bag tonight? Well I didn't
want to do any like self promotion or anything
like that so I brought along
a signed Blu-ray of Anna and the Apocalypse.
I also brought over a signed
vinyl
of Anna and the Apocalypse.
Vinyl.
And
I mean, it gets, you really did this right
because the last thing's the best thing.
Oh, that's really cool. Yeah, that's cool.
And I got a Scottish tea cake.
There was actual gas in the audience.
So excited.
These are really delicate.
So actually bringing this from Scotland was a nightmare.
So just the actual effort alone is actually the best.
What is it?
This is not making it off
of the table. Yeah. Right?
I kind of want to... There's no way.
It's delicate.
Looks like a ding-dong, but fancier.
It's got a biscuit base,
a mallow inside, covered
in chocolate.
Can we split it five
ways?
Good old Scottish
tea cake.
I bet we could, but I think the prize bag winner should get it.
Is it like a Malomar?
Well, I don't know.
You Americans, the amount of diabetes that you sell in shops is just incredible,
and I love it so much. It tastes good.
Honestly, every single time I come here, I think I'm going to leave
with diabetes
and it's just like,
I'm going to lose a foot
just from like eating
Sour Patch Kids.
You'll get it on the way out.
They give it to you at customs.
Yeah, so there's like
a Scottish tea,
tea, what do you call it? Cake? Tea cake. It's a tea cake. Shops. yeah so there's like a Scottish tea tea
what do you call it
cake
tea cake
shops
well
it's made by
Tunnocks
which is like
the shit
it is the crack
of Scotland
so like
it's
the biscuit
the biscuit
place to go
but again
I don't know
if it's a biscuit
or a cake you know because it's called a tea I don't know if it's a biscuit or a cake,
because it's called a tea cake,
but still we classify it as a biscuit.
Okay.
So you don't really know what it actually is,
but it's a biscuit, but it's a tea cake.
A biscuit's like a cookie, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, oh, I forgot.
Cookie.
Sorry, I speak not only with an accent,
but with slang, and it's just different.
So when I say I, it means yes.
Okay.
And when I say I, I mean I.
So I like you, Doug.
It's kind of like pirate talk.
Yeah.
I, that's really good, Doug.
Just sounds like we're on a ship.
I lost me foot to diabetes.
Would you like to join me, crew?
But even being told that you're not exactly sure
how to compare it to anything we have,
I've still learned more about the tea cake
than I've ever known before.
So I appreciate that.
Taylor, what are we going to learn from what you brought?
Less.
To the table.
Less than that.
I brought a Getting Doug with High mug.
No one wants it.
You have one, don't you?
No.
Why didn't we give you one when you were on the show?
That's what I've sent many emails about.
Just take that one.
Just seriously.
You deserve one.
You were on the damn show.
I don't have one either
just give it to the right you guys share it you guys get move in together and share it
yeah somebody gets monday tuesday wednesday we'll divide it
and then i want it for summers what else did you bring magazines yeah some Hollywood Reporter did some like special
once upon a time
in Hollywood
magazines
that I
still in the bag
like they're collectibles
I don't know
they seem cool though
I was looking at them
I was like
yeah I like these
and then I figured
you know
maybe let's give it
to somebody else
yeah you didn't even
crack the bags open
nope
yeah it was probably
worth a lot
still smells new
in there I I bet.
All right.
It's true.
We didn't learn anything.
But, oh, here's something.
Getting Doug with High, as you may have heard, is on a hiatus.
It's been a couple months now.
But it looks like we're going to get back on track very soon but we are switching production
companies and so there's like you know paperwork and lawyers and stuff but i think it's going to
happen soon so yeah so look at my twitter and my twitter look at my twitter you'll be the first to know when there's information. Okay, so Kelly, what do you got?
I got some American candy called Snow Caps.
Okay.
They're just chocolate chips with sprinkles on them.
So Diabetes City, baby.
Have you had something like that ever, John?
No.
Yeah, that's a big movie theater snack,
and also it's kind of wintery themed,
so it kind of goes with,
it'd be kind of a perfect anti-apocalypse snack.
You thought about that, see?
Sure, yeah, yeah, I did.
Yeah, she really planned for that.
What else?
On Amazon Prime.
I just watched it beforehand.
I just want to say, you guys,
fucking keep up.
Sorry for yelling at you.
Immediately. Anyways, here's. Sorry for yelling at you. Immediately.
Anyways, here's more stuff I'll give you.
Cookie.
It says Whirlpool on it.
I don't know.
I got it somewhere.
It says Whirlpool.
I got it at the Onward movie premiere.
It's really hard, and I was like, this is not a good cookie.
But maybe you guys figured that
out without unwrapping it yeah pretty cool some fun play-doh yeah pranks in a tin it's got some
fun whoopee cushion all that and then my friend um oh i i also have like merch stuff and then i'll
tell you the big thing.
Internet bully's a pin of mine, and then everyone is out there getting laid.
I'm just laying down.
It's a koozie, and it's me lying down.
And then my friend got me this for Christmas, but I have one already.
It's Will Smith dressed up.
Yeah.
Wearing a a I already have
the exact one that my
cousin gave me
so I had to give it. So if you love Will Smith
like me, hey, there you go.
I took that Play-Doh and put
my thumb over the
H-saw and it says Doug.
You can't keep
your thumb there.
I took a picture of it.
Yeah, that's what happens when you dab
before the show
I saw him do it
thank you for bringing all of that stuff Kelly
can you follow that Vanessa
yeah um so
I brought Mardi Gras
stuff
oh it's Fat Tuesday
I forgot
this is a wig of streamers oh that's bad I hope you guys are going out Oh, it's Fat Tuesday. I forgot.
This is a wig of streamers.
Oh, that's bad.
I hope you guys are going out later.
Yeah, because y'all are partying after this, right?
I guess so.
I didn't even know.
This is balloons with glow sticks in them.
What?
Rich.
Can we try one?
If you want.
This is a wig.
It's like a whole outfit, if you're ready.
Yeah, put it on, Doug.
Put it on.
Some sunglasses.
Ooh, those are nice ones. Those are nice.
And then this is expensive, probably.
Probably not.
But my mom sent me...
Oh, it fell out of the box.
So I have a boxer dog. Her name's Bugs, and she's the cutest out of the box. So I have a boxer dog.
Her name's Bugs, and she's the cutest dog in the world.
But my mom sends me things with bulldogs on it.
And that's a different dog.
So this is a little charm bracelet with, like, very deformed bulldogs.
And it's for a child.
So if anybody wins that,
they can go pawn it or give it to a baby
who likes bulldogs.
And that's it.
Oh, look.
See, we're partying now.
That's good.
So you're welcome.
You can see the light
I didn't think they would work
those are good these are top quality
do you have to turn the light on
or it just went
you just have to believe
why are you doing that
I'm so scared it's gonna pop
I think people listening will be like
oh shit
this is about to go bad.
Like, I hope I didn't hurt anybody's ears with their earbuds inside their heads.
But that's a great contribution.
Yeah.
You got four more of these balloons.
You got one pre-blown.
Maybe you can sign that one.
I don't know if I...
I was scared to go much bigger,
but I think it can be a bigger balloon,
but I gave up early.
Plus, I like a lot of nipple to tie up at the end.
Okay, hang on.
I got a Sharpie right here.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Just throw my name on there.
It was a great idea, Vanessa,
and fun for people to listen to.
And watch.
The audience here is captivated.
Yeah, it was a good show.
All right, so all of that's going in the prize bag.
Whoa.
Like magic. Well, be careful. You're going to pop it if you just shove in the prize bag. Whoa. Like magic.
Well, be careful.
You're going to pop it if you just shove it into a bag.
I handle many balloons.
Okay.
Somebody's going to win all that stuff and maybe this pin.
And, oh, yeah, pass everything down, you guys. And also, if you've got a bag yourself, we can consolidate.
Do we get the Disneyland bag, John,
or do you want to save that as a souvenir?
I'll give that away. I've got a sharpie in it as well, but, like John, or do you want to save that as a souvenir? I'll give that away.
I've got a sharpie in it as well,
but I don't really want to give that away.
Yeah, you can hang on to that.
It's just because I don't get my pens.
Look at that damn
tea cake. It's so shiny.
So beautiful.
I'll put those stuff in mine.
Alright, we're good.
I'm going to start with
Vanessa because you know what's coming.
Okay. I think. No.
What was
the last movie you saw?
Oh, yeah.
What did I see? Oh, Knives
Out. Again, I re-watched Knives Out.
Hell yeah.
I just re-watched it.
Yeah, this crowd loves Knives Out.
Is that it?
Yeah, I mean, I assume you liked it.
If you're saying you watched it again.
I did.
I liked it.
It's fun.
You excited that they're going to make another one?
They're not.
They are.
They are?
Yeah, they're going to make a sequel.
Breaking news. I almost said squeak-quel.
Just out of habit,
but I actually respect this
choice. Like they're making Knives
Out 2 with the chickpunks?
Chickpunks? No.
This is going to be regular style. I think it's going to be
the character played by Daniel Craig.
I wouldn't mind
Lakeith Stanfield's character. They could
both come back and solve a crime, but who knows?
Oh, they're solving a different crime.
Schedule's permitting, but it'll be a new crime.
That's exciting. Would you like to see
the murder of the same old guy again?
Yeah, I want to see the same, but just
a little different. Let's just do it, yeah.
Like the movie Clue, but the whole movie's
got a different storyline.
Same story, but all
different things happen.
Or just edited differently.
Did you think Knives Out
was edited too choppy?
No, I liked it.
That's a stupid knife joke.
Alright, Kelly.
Get it.
It was so good, no one got it.
Kelly, what is the last movie you saw besides watching
Anna and the Apocalypse today to get ready?
It's good.
I watched Downhill.
Oh.
How did that work out for you?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus thing.
It makes you feel a lot.
It does?
Angry.
But then at the end, you're like,
Julia rules in it.
She's great.
She's a very good actress.
Yeah, at first you hate her,
and then you're like, I get it.
He's a dick.
But Will Ferrell is, like, you can't hate him,
but you do in the movie.
I see.
I've only seen that, Downhill. I never saw Force Majeure, the movie i see i saw i've only seen that downhill i never saw force
majeure the movie that it was a remake of i didn't know that movie apparently is like more subtle and
more interesting and uh and uh so now i want to definitely want to go back and check it out but
i'm a little frustrated that i'm gonna know the whole story already. Yeah. But I think, you know,
your assessment, and like I said,
I haven't seen it either, but people who've seen
Force Majeure think it's much better.
That's in French, right?
Swedish, I think.
Oh, my bad. I thought it was a French movie.
Never mind.
European is pretty good.
Close.
You know, in a darts game,
you're not too far off.
We're throwing darts at a map.
Taylor, what about you?
What was the last movie you saw?
I just watched Parasite today for the first time.
Oh.
Yeah.
And then I watched Thor Ragnarok for like the 16th time after that.
But Parasite is.
That's why you don't get to some of the new ones
is you're a guy that enjoys
seeing a movie over and over again.
If it makes me feel good when I watch it
I'm just going to keep watching it.
Yeah, I get that. I go through phases
with movies sometimes where I'll watch one
kind of on a loop or
every time I go on a plane or something.
But
it's been a minute now because they're making so many movies
that I'm so excited about seeing new stuff.
I know, I need to be better about that.
I'm not here to try to change you.
He's not seen my film, by the way.
He did do his research.
I defy anyone to watch Ant and the Apocalypse just once.
It's the kind of movie you do look forward
to seeing again as you're watching it the first time.
I look forward to watching it.
It's like I could watch this every Christmas.
And listen to the music. It's catchy, man.
Yeah, and the songs are not
so Christmassy that they bother
you in other times of year.
All of these things need to go on the box.
When you make the deluxe.
Extra quotes.
Such a dumb thing Doug said.
But good job, Taylor.
You saw a movie.
I sure did.
That's the important thing.
You saw Parasite.
Late, but it happened.
And you liked it.
I did.
I loved it.
It's good stuff, right?
It's the first time in a long time
that I've read for two hours straight,
but I did. I loved it. It's good stuff, right? It's the first time in a long time that I've read for two hours straight, but I did okay.
John, what about you?
Do you have a recent motion picture experience
that you can share?
Well, I watched Guardians of the Galaxy 2
the other night.
I've seen it before,
but I tried some of this California Delect
that you seem to have, this green herb. It's like you guys are really trying to cure cancer
with that. It's like wet the bed stuff. So I just needed colours and nice things and
I was like Guardians of the Galaxy seems like a good option
So yeah
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Yeah you like the
Father son dynamic in that movie
I never got that far
Because I fell asleep
Because you guys are really trying to cure cancer
Alright Okay now the tougher one alright
okay now the tougher one
where's my water
is this my water
I moved it because you almost spilled it on me
still my
okay
I'm gonna throw it in my face
only if you get an answer wrong.
Okay.
What kinds of impressions can you share with us tonight?
Do you have any impressions that you can do?
It doesn't have to be from a movie, but, you know, extra points if it is.
Who do I do?
Oh, yeah, I thought of this after I did the first one.
Okay, this is perfect.
I think that I do Audrey from
Little Shop of Horrors really good.
Okay, as played by Ellen Green in the
film version? Yeah.
Who are they going to put in the new one? Me.
You're going to play that role
in the new version? After this.
I had a rumor
that Chris Evans was going to be the dentist. I enjoy that idea. I heard a rumor that Chris Evans
was going to be
the dentist.
I enjoy that idea.
I think it's going
to be Lady Gaga.
Right?
They said.
That's what they're saying.
I heard Rick Moranis
came out of retirement
to play Seymour again.
No.
Wouldn't that be weird?
Yeah.
Nobody is going to be
in a new Honey,
I Did Something
to the Kids.
They're really updating the franchise, capitalizing on today's headlines.
That sounds so bad.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Honey, I Blew Up the Kid still sounded terrible the day that they said it.
I was like, what?
He blew up, blew the kid up?
What?
The kid exploded?
No, he's just bigger.
Oh, well, why not?
I made the kid bigger.
And then shrunk ourselves.
What?
Did both those things happen in that one?
No, it was a different one.
Okay.
Familiar with the French.
But anyway, he's coming back and he's going to something to somebody that's good yeah okay wait where's the impression that you forgot
i was like i did i was like i saw that dab he forgot i did forget but i'm on it
on it.
Okay.
Doctor! Doctor!
Whoa!
That was pretty solid.
I'm sorry, Mr. Mushnuck.
I'm sorry.
I'll keep going.
That's great.
Thank you.
To look for me in the movie.
Kelly?
Do you want to hear Mickey Mouse or I could do the snapping turtle
from Teenage Mutant Ninja 2,
Secret of the Ooze?
Do that one.
Definitely that one, yeah.
But both somebody says,
hey, listen, pal,
we're tight on time
Make them have a conversation
Both are fast
Mickey's like
See that one's over already
We're still on schedule
And then the snapping turtle's like
Mama
Mama
Wow
Okay
The bar just keeps getting higher On these Wow. Babies. That's it. Okay.
The bar just keeps getting higher on these.
Yeah. Do you have one, Taylor?
I don't.
What's an impression that you do?
I don't really do impressions.
Have you memorized any of the announcements they make at Disneyland?
No.
No, I haven't.
Last time I was on, I did the judge for My Cousin Vinny.
I could just try to do another My Cousin Vinny one.
Okay.
Do Marissa Tomei.
All right.
Do the part where she stabs her foot.
Now, here we go.
A doe-eyed deer?
Remember when she's talking about him shooting a doe-eyed deer in the face while he's drinking water?
A doe-eyed deer?
That was good, too.
That was embarrassing.
We should do the rest of this.
Well, it won an Oscar, so good job.
Let's all be Marissa Tomei for the rest of the time.
I don't think I could do it.
Good job.
That's all be Marissa Tomey for the rest of the time.
I don't think I could do it.
I'd have to hear the voice for a second before I could do it.
I don't think I could do an impression of her right now without really embarrassing myself. Is she from New Jersey or something in it?
Yeah, she's got like a New York accent and all that business, but I'm terrible at it.
What about you, John?
Do you have an impression that you like to do?
Um...
Am I over here?
I know.
What is that?
Am I over here?
Or am I over here?
Man, I was in the bathroom the whole time.
No, I don't know.
The family guy? Hey, look, Lois, I'm't know. The family guy?
Hey, look, Lois, I'm Jesus.
Oh!
I knew it. I didn't know.
That's good.
Nice switcheroo. He loves TV.
That was great.
I was trying to think if I
had any new ones,
but I don't think I do.
So let's say this.
Let the games begin!
Ladies and gentlemen,
people have
a few name tags for you to choose from.
Please no
physical fighting over these.
This center has like four.
We've got one over there on the side.
Well, a couple over on the side.
The one that's on your shirt count is a name tag.
She's got an actual sticker on her shirt.
Chelsea's holding up just a pre-roll, Taylor, so you might want to just go grab that.
Wait, where's the pre-roll?
Kelly, you can get over to it first.
You get it.
Do we just go?
Yeah, just go pick the name tag you like the best.
The one that's got the best China.
Next time, do something triumphant before you do a mic drop.
And we'll be right back after these messages.
Maybe messages?
Probably just me talking. We'll be right back after these messages. Maybe messages? Probably just me talking.
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Yeah.
I hope you guys do whatever I told you to do in that ad break.
Do what I say unconditionally.
Who are you going to play for
tonight, Vanessa? You got
an ID. I got an ID
from Austin, Texas.
Nice.
I was like, I got a hometown.
It's not really, but I'm from
Texas. Oh, Pleasant
Valley. I used to live there.
You know what's up.
How much of her info are you going to give out? All of it. Texas. Oh, Pleasant Valley. I used to live there. You know what's up. Yeah.
How much of her info are you going to give out?
All of it.
All of it.
This is kind of a new...
This is a fun wrinkle
for people out there listening.
If you're ever coming
to a Doug Loves Movies,
you all have IDs.
If you don't want
to make a name tag,
just hold up your ID.
And then know that you're handing it to
a drunk and stoned comedian
who will then
proceed to share whatever it is they
feel like sharing so if you want to
take the risk I think it's a
bold move but
it worked tonight. You can trust me.
Yeah you did a great job.
Her face looks great like it's like a
glamour shot.
That's good lighting.
See now,
I don't know. I can't see. Let me see
because I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not.
No, she looks good.
I know your eyes are closed.
Open your goddamn eyes.
There's so many movies
I say I didn't see, but it was just because I was there,
but, you know, just didn't open my eyes.
Just hanging out with my eyes closed.
Who are you playing on behalf of, Kelly?
Chelsea, because she had a pre-roll.
Oh, Chelsea just held up a pre-roll.
That worked.
That's the way to my heart.
I was going to go for the candy,
but I'm not a gummy person, to be honest.
Do you want to go to Reese's Cup?
I mean, maybe.
You got a Reese's Cup?
You're just going to give her?
Share it for all of us.
That's so nice of you. Oh, yeah, there's three of them.
Oh, it's big ones.
Two big ones.
King size.
Well, Taylor gets one because he's the dab
king and they're king sized yeah
sorry i was excited is this something you would ever actually eat john oh totally no like like
reese's cups reese's pieces i like peanut butter and chocolate they're good right like everybody
diabetes but yeah even the big, thick one, though?
I know.
We don't go that far.
Yeah, I know.
I would mess with that.
Like, your portions are just massive.
Oh, yeah.
If you order nachos, like, as a starter,
you're gubbed for dinner.
Like, actually, you're just, like, wiped out.
I got a tiramisu the other night
that was the size of a tombstone.
Alright, so...
Hey, but dug out to Chelsea
even though she's actually in the room for
recovering, I assume, well?
Yeah. Yeah, okay. I assume, well? Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, you're out here waving around pre-rolls,
so I think you're probably doing all right.
This is my first day out.
Yeah, first day out.
See, there you go.
She's back.
Could be anywhere in the world, but you're here with us.
We appreciate that.
Thanks, Cornball.
We, um...
You getting ready to do a show in Branson?
What was I talking about?
Oh we were discussing on Twitter Who's been to the most Doug Loves Movies tapings
And I think Chelsea might be
Might be the winner of that
But you're not on Twitter though right?
You are?
What's your name on Twitter?
You don't want to give it out?
No, that's cool.
You don't have to give it out.
Or you just don't remember?
Doesn't remember. Okay.
You know,
look into it if you're ever near a computer.
Everybody else, just go for it. Just type in Chelsea and see what happens
say things to whoever you get
that you would say to this Chelsea
what's that?
you get football
soccer
Chelsea
now you're talking
the medication's wearing off.
Did they give you good stuff going out of the hospital?
Did they insist on the chair?
Are you going to go to Disneyland while you have that chair?
What do you mean you wish?
Let's make it happen.
We'll start a GoFundMe are we still doing a show
who are you playing for Taylor
I'm playing for
Jost World
but I assume his name is Josh.
Yeah.
In a rendition of Ghost World.
It looks beautiful.
It's like hand drawn
or some shit.
Is this you
and your significant other
on there?
They're both me.
They're both his face on there.
So I wasn't wrong.
All right.
Yeah.
I like Ghost World
so I picked this name tag. Yeah, I like it World so I picked this
yeah I like it too
I don't know how I feel
about Josh yet but
you might be winning
some stuff for him
we'll see
I can still take it back
John who you got there
so I
it's
Bran
Don of the
planet of the apes
I'm assuming his name is
Bran but he's went to like a really good effort like that's oh yeah that's really good Don of the Planet of the Apes I'm assuming his name's Bran
but he's went to
like a really good effort
like
that's
oh yeah
that's a really good
that's some nice
a nice font
that he drew on there
on an actual name tag
and
would you call it
like I heard
somebody was
firing about a pre-roll
and I went
oh
I could try and
half in on that
and
and bribe them
with potato chips
it's salt and vinegar you want to split
yeah you guys could share both of those things so we call these crisps back in scotland like not
chips that's fries right so you're going to get really complicated for me it is every day
For me, it is every day.
But that's not,
you don't have that brand.
We don't have brand either.
See how I segwayed?
See how I segwayed,
didn't you, Brian? Is that real?
Oh, Brian, I see.
Brandon.
See, Brian did.
Brandon.
There's a D in there,
we can just skip some.
Brandon.
Oh, because it's a movie.
But your friends call you Bran.
There we go.
I'm still winning.
I'm still winning, Bran.
We're all right.
Everybody needs some Bran in their lives.
All Bran keeps you regular.
Sure does. That's what I'm saying. All right, we're going to start with a game. all Brian keeps you regular sure does
that's what I'm saying
alright we're going to start with a game
this is going to be
these first two games are just for fun
don't put any pressure on yourself
we're going to start with live die repeat
yeah
I will say
very slowly the name of an actual movie
the first person on stage
to repeat it back completely
incorrectly wins
the chance to go
first in the next game
so it's no big deal
some people just sit there and look at me when we play this game
they don't even dignify
it with a response
or an effort.
You said repeat it back incorrectly?
Yes.
If you repeat it back incorrectly, you win.
It's so easy, yet somehow
people always want to
say it correctly.
It's the first correct...
You can get it wrong.
You just won't win.
I don't know the point of that.
But you'll see.
The titles are fucked up.
Here we go.
The Prince
and
The Pauper? The prince and...
The pauper?
I start over after every guess.
Do I have to keep saying...
The frog.
The prince and...
And say the whole thing.
I.
I.
Oh, the prince and I?
No.
The prince and...
The prince and Egypt?
The prince and me.
Three.
A. Yes? Nope. Three A
Yes?
Nope
The Prince and Me 3A Prince Tale
The Prince and Me 3A
Looking at me, I don't know
Well, because you just made a really good guess
All you gotta do is change the the to a
Sorry The Prince and Me 3A at me. I don't know. Well, because you just made a really good guess. All you gotta do is change the the to a... Sorry.
The prince and me
three a
prince's tale?
A prince's tale. The prince and me
three a royal
Oh, the prince and me
three a royal wedding.
The prince and me three
a royal engagement? The prince and me three a royal wedding. The Prince and Me 3 a royal engagement?
The Prince and Me 3
a royal rumble.
The Prince...
You gotta say the whole thing, Taylor.
The Prince and Me 3 a royal rumble.
The Prince and Me 3 a royal
honey...
The Prince and Me 3 a royal honeymoon.
That is correct. You did it.
It's a real movie. I couldn't tell you anything
about it.
Well, I know that it's a sequel. I hope it is.
It would be a funny
title if it wasn't. If it was the first one
out of the gate.
Throw a 3 on there. Let's make people think
it's been around a while.
Must be good. They made two previously.
I don't know what
that voice was.
That was your
Marissa Tomei?
That was Marissa
Tomei doing Marvin the Martian.
Yes, that's what that was.
Alright, so that means
you did that, Vanessa. Good job.
And you're going to go first in our next game.
It's time for ABCD's Nuts.
It's an easy spelling game.
Yeah, we'll start with you, Vanessa.
I'll give you a letter.
You name any movie that begins with that letter,
and you remain in the game.
But if you match the one that I've written down in advance then you win automatically I
know I don't know why I made that so dramatic a theme will emerge in these
answers in honor of my debut on April 4th at the UCB
New York Hell's Kitchen
location.
Let's spell
Hell's Kitchen.
First letter's an H.
So all you gotta do, Vanessa,
is name a movie that begins with H.
Horse Girl.
Okay, recently
released on Netflix. Yeah, that counts, right yeah did you see it yeah i did
how did you what'd you think i liked it i was like am i crazy i think i'm crazy because it's
about she's crazy oh i don't know i don't want to give it away exactly no i hear what you're saying he's crazy great answer
did not match me
but of course you don't know the theme yet
people still might not after this first answer
but I went with
hot dog the movie
that's my letter H
E goes to you, Kelly.
Any movie begins with E.
E.T.?
The extraterrestrial.
Do I have to say the whole thing?
You were so close.
The extraterrestrial?
You finished that last syllable.
Yeah, so I'm like to say
End is Adventures on Earth,
but those some are mostly just me.
But excellent answer.
I went with Eat, Drink, Man, Woman.
Yeah.
Not familiar.
It's a motion picture that I believe Billy Crystal referenced in a joke
when he said on the Oscars one year,
Eat, Drink, Man, Woman is a lovely movie from China,
not Arnold Schwarzenegger's description of a date.
Pretty good.
I don't know if any of that is accurate,
but that's how I remember it.
L is your letter, Taylor, one of two L's.
Little Nicky.
In Hell's Kitchen.
Oh, that's good.
You went with the hell theme
there. I went with a
movie called Le Chef.
Okay. Yeah.
I know. It's hard to match.
John, what do you think for another
L movie? Lost in Space?
That's a terrific
answer.
What is this game?
Not a terrific movie.
All right.
So, Vanessa, so far we got hot dog to movie, eat, drink, man, woman, le chef.
And for the second L I went with, of course, like water for chocolate.
Okay.
Yeah.
So now we're back to you with the letter S.
So I think you have a sense of what the theme could be.
Snakes on a plane?
Great answer, but I did not write that down.
I wrote down supersize me.
Yeah.
Kelly, K.
I feel like you're going to say something with kitchen, but I don't
know one. K is for Kelly.
So, kids.
That's it, right?
That's one? That's a movie. Or the kid?
No, kids was a good answer.
The T's are, you know,
the starts with T.
I went with
a movie called Kung Fu Chefs.
Which I now want to check out.
Over to you, Taylor, with the letter I.
Oh, really?
I don't know.
Thought something else was going to happen?
Yeah, it was, you know, Inception.
Oh, good answer.
Shout out to Jeff Garland.
I went with I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With.
A film he made. I didn't shout him out
because he likes cheese, but
it was a title that he put on the name
of his own movie that he made.
So I assume that, I think
by the end he does find someone to eat cheese with.
Or maybe he doesn't.
Maybe he's okay with eating cheese by himself.
Have you watched any of the movies that you wrote down?
I saw Super Size Me.
Okay.
I saw Hot Dog the movie.
And looking ahead I saw a couple of these ones coming up.
T for John. Keeping it Scottish, I'll go couple of these ones coming up. T for John.
Keeping it Scottish,
I'll go with train spotting.
Oh, I like that. I like that very much.
I went with
the kitchen.
Vanessa,
the letter
is a C. Vanessa Letters to C
Cats
What's the theme?
Totally on theme
Do you know?
Oh
For C I went with
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
That's a good answer
H to Kelly
Hot dog
No that's
There was a hot dog too
There's a hot tub time machine
I can't think of a food one
It's tough
Harry and the Hendersons
Can you eat him?
No but that would be an interesting ending
to that movie.
They're all sad that he has to go
get in the oven.
I went with Hamburger Hill.
Great war movie.
I don't know why I called it great.
It was a more recent war than that.
Taylor? Taylor? The letter is what? It was a more recent war than that, Taylor.
The letter is what?
E?
Kitchen.
Yeah, E.
I don't know.
I can't figure it out.
E.
Anything?
I mean, not as food related. It doesn't matter if you get thrown out of the game.
Ever after.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, that movie was scrumptious.
Eat, pray, love.
I was going to say.
Right?
Because you did the E thing.
Such a long E.
I thought he'd catch on.
No, I don't catch on to things.
Dabs, dude.
Dabs.
And then, John,
if you can really bring this thing
home, if you come up with the
end title. I really
don't have a clue what's going on.
I don't think
any of us do. Thank
God. I'm sure there's a really
crappy movie called No Way Out,
so I'll just fire out with that. You were so
close. I'm going gonna call you the winner
because you said one of the right words yeah i didn't say no way out i went no reservations
yeah that cooking movie with uh this is michael douglas and mr aaron brockovich
didn't mean to make you jump And Mr. Aaron Brockovich.
Didn't mean to make you jump.
I just thought it was a very exciting time to just slap down my notes like I'm seen in a lawyer movie, legal movie.
Do we have time for this?
Yes, we do.
John won that game.
Yeah. Aye, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes. John won that game yeah aye
yeah
yes
yes
yes
yes
do you ever go into a casino
and just gamble
at a game
you have no idea
what the rules are
and somehow you win
has that ever happened to you
I've been drunk
in a casino
so yes
and it happens right
that's what's happening
here tonight
I'm very excited to be a part of it.
I'm just going to put some money on the table then.
So you get to go first.
You already does chips.
Those crisps is plenty of money for us on the table from you.
Oh, my God.
They're in a green bag.
I mean, I do.
I'm really in a trying something mood.
What flavor are they?
Just salt and vinegar.
Let's go.
Which is classic. Is this the next game?
Yeah, everybody eat one and then I'll tell you a song to whistle.
No, for real?
What? No, no. I mean, eat one, sure.
Okay, here we go. Andy Griffith theme.
It's not going to happen.
Okay, where are we? It's not going to happen. Camp.
Okay, where are we?
UCB, Franklin location.
Apologies to anyone over at the Sunset location.
Didn't get the message.
John, we're going to play a game called Last Woman Stanton.
John, we're going to play a game called Last Woman Stanton.
I'm going to get the name of an actress or two from pre-selected audience members.
And I like to play along on this game because it's fun.
So people will tell me the names of a couple of actresses.
And then we'll go around naming movies that they've been in. If you can't think of one you can go to your lifeline. The person
whose name tag you chose, you can go to them once
and check in with
them and see if they have an answer for you.
And whoever lasts the longest
is the winner. Taylor, what are you
pointing at? I was making sure
my guy is ready to give me an answer.
Yeah, that's the worst when this comes
up and the person whose name tag you chose is left already.
No, he's there.
He's ready.
He's wearing glasses.
He knows a couple answers.
That's not how that works.
It's not?
This isn't the 80s?
It's such a cliche.
You can have shitty eyes and be stupid as fuck.
I prove it every day.
Which reminds me, I've I gotta find my glasses are they in my fucking head?
no
alright let's see if these ones work
nope
hang on I got another pair
you just go up to the
Lost and Found at anything
And just say did anybody leave some glasses
But then you gotta
You just gotta keep trying until you find your prescription
Is that what you did at Disneyland
Yeah
These are all Disney-themed
glasses. Oh, this is beautiful.
Alright. Now I can see.
Now this thing's
going to get back on track. Where is the
cartoon show?
Hey, Front Row Cartoon Show.
Thank you for being here.
And what's your suggestion?
Have you ever suggested a name before?
I didn't recognize Cartoon Show.
Are you from out of town visiting?
I come every week.
You've been here every week?
I won last time.
Oh, you won last time?
Yeah.
Damn.
You gotta open those eyes.
It's like he doesn't even know me when he's saying that.
I should remember that he won.
But congratulations. Good luck
right now. I mean, you won a pin last time, didn't you?
I got two.
Yeah, he's already got two of the fucking things. He's just got so many pins. Now he's
going to win another one if he matches me. Name an actress.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
He's going Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Dude.
Dude.
There's an amazing t-shirt, but Mary Elizabeth Winstead?
Yeah.
Winstead.
Oh, right.
Winstead.
Who's that?
Yeah.
See?
I mean, what if the game was just repeat her name back correctly?
Somebody would already be out.
All right, so Mary Elizabeth.
I know of a few.
Can I Google?
I'm a big fan.
Yeah, that's how games work is you look it up and you go home victorious.
Okay, Winstead.
So we definitely are going to get a second name.
And we're going to go, let's make this a game. Where is
NJESUP8998?
Did you win last week?
Okay, see?
That's what I thought.
John's getting a fun phone call.
My manager.
Take it. Speakerphone.
Sounds like he's got a pretty cool song.
Magnum PI? Magnum P.I.
Yeah,
Magnum P.I. theme.
Oh.
Stories.
Well,
you're blowing him off
for this.
This could be big news.
Totally.
I'll just mute that.
Yeah.
Why doesn't he
text you?
Does he know
you're in the middle
of a show?
Like,
I guess he doesn't
need to know.
Where was the...
Oh, there you are.
You already said a name, but I wasn't listening.
What is it?
Emily Blunt.
Okay.
No match.
So this is going in the bag.
Don't be sad.
What's happening?
That's it.
What?
Did you get any more names?
That's it, man.
Emily Blunt.
Are you worried?
Yeah.
I'm sorry,
Kristen, Nicole.
Yeah, we're almost
out of time anyway.
Okay.
You know.
Two great actresses,
but newer to the scene.
She's in
Emily Blunt? Yeah, I know Emily Blunt.
I almost just said Emma Stone.
I was already thinking Emma Stone titles.
You could pick one of
both of them. I was so excited to go, Easy A!
What? You could pick a movie
One or both. I mean not both
because I don't think they're even together.
But one or the other. each time it comes to you.
Normally I would write it down, but I think this will be a quick one.
Yep.
It's a challenge.
But, you know, lifelines will come into play,
and it doesn't matter if I win, because I cannot win.
But I'm going to win.
John, start us off.
A movie that's got Emily Blunt
or Mary Elizabeth
Winstone
Mary Poppins
yes which one
the new one what does she do
she has an umbrella
she came back from somewhere didn't she
the sky no
no that's right she died
she was in the sky and then she came back.
Right, but when she got... And it was a kite.
Well, what did people say when she
came back? They were like,
Oh, hello, Mary Poppins.
How are we? Here she is.
She's getting everything right.
Except for the title
of the movie.
What does Mary Poppins do in the title
of the movie?
She was gone. Mary Poppins do in the title of the movie? She was
gone.
Mary Poppins
spinning round.
Using her
elbows.
I'm saying
give them
the points.
I want
Kelly to
get him
to say
it.
I don't know.
It's like when you leave and then you come back.
Sure.
Yeah.
The return of Mary Poppins.
Mary Poppins strikes back.
Yeah, I will.
God, Mary Poppins strikes back.
I would see the shit out of that.
No, but she just returns.
Spoonful of arsenic, bitch.
Much like the Star Wars films.
She just returns and it's less exciting
than it would have been if she struck back.
Okay, so
John's still in this. Taylor,
are you going to your lifeline?
Yeah, Josh.
And I need you to give me all the information about the movie
so that I can use context for maybe future answers.
Go.
Oh, just give him an answer.
I don't know what that was about.
But you can give him one that's had sequels or something like that
if that's going to maybe help.
What else are you looking for, Taylor?
An answer.
Okay. Scott Pilgrim versus the world. He's going Scott Pilgrim vs.
the World. Good one to get out of the way early.
Starting Mary
Elizabeth Winstead as
the title role.
You're not going to help me at all.
I mean, she's the reason for the season.
She's the reason the
battle is happening between... Because she's dated the world the season. She's the reason the battle is happening between...
Because she's dated the world, apparently.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
Yeah, yeah.
I forgot the movie.
Yeah, she got around.
But then you find out her idea of dating is like she kissed a guy and then they punched some people.
Sounds like a fun date.
Yeah, so it's not all sex.
That's dating.
My turn?
Yes.
Okay.
I'll do the other one.
The Devil Wears Prada.
Emily Blunt.
The other one?
That's the other Emily Blunt one?
No, because he did Mary.
I did Emily.
You get it?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Vanessa?
Damn.
Quiet Place.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Quiet Place.
Yeah.
Is it The Quiet Place? The Quiet Place. Or is it A Quiet Place. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Quiet Place. Yeah.
Is it The Quiet Place?
The Quiet Place.
Or is it A Quiet Place?
Uh, The Quiet Place.
I like it when you cover your bases.
We'll pretend I'm Alex Trebek.
I gave everybody one round where we fuck around,
but now it's about to get serious.
First, I'm going to say... I wish a quiet place 2 was out because it's just a quiet place 2 you don't have to remember anything after the colon
it's not like still quiet so it doesn't count if it's not out yet
do you have another one that's not out yet yeah Yeah, for Emily. Yeah, that's what I was talking about.
The new Quiet Place movie.
No, no, she has another one.
What's the other one?
Jungle Cruise.
Oh, that's not coming out for a long time.
Yeah, I know.
But the trailer's out.
Oh, it is?
Yeah.
Oh, so it's probably coming out in the summer.
But movies that aren't out yet don't count.
I'm mostly just stalling right now.
I don't know whether at this point to say hello or goodbye,
so I'm just going to say,
oh, fuck, that's Emma Stone again.
Hang on.
That's going to be a great aloha joke.
Oh, Emily Blunt.
Oh, I got a good one that no one will probably say.
Dan in real life.
Mm-hmm.
John, we're back to you again.
About time.
Who's in that?
Emily Blunt.
She is?
Yeah.
There's a wee ginger guy, and he's going through time with his dad.
And does she play the part that's normally played by that other lady?
The what?
The Amanda Seyfried?
No, I don't think so. I think I've got it right.
I don't think it's Emily Blunt. Oh no, it's, what's her name?
It's Rachel McAdams. It's Mrs. Married
to Time Travelers
Lady. Hold on, hold on.
Bran, we're fucked.
He's going to Bran. What's Bran got?
A quiet place for two.
You can't say a quiet place for two
right when I just sat here disqualifying it from...
I don't pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
I don't pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
Just getting to hear you say that was worth it.
Larry, Larry, Larry.
Purple Berkeley alarm.
Yeah.
Which one of them Was in that?
Emily Blunt
Emily Blunt's in that?
No
I don't think she is
That was a good bluff dude
Which lady's in that one?
Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel
Nice try
Brun
Brun
Right Okay Taylor Oh, nice try. Run. Run.
Right.
Okay.
Taylor?
Does that mean that technically I'm not the first person out?
Don't be a dank. Yeah, it does.
Yeah, no, he's just, you know, trying to better himself.
I need it.
That's why I watch Ragnarok 17 times in a row.
He needs a small win.
Yeah, I'm not going to get one this time. I did it. That's why I watch Ragnarok 17 times in a row. He needs a small win. Yeah.
I'm not going to get one this time.
I did okay.
I got one answer from Josh.
You did better than the acclaimed director of Anna and the Apocalypse.
That's true.
I feel good about it.
He's probably got some hot offer in his pants right now.
That phone call was probably big.
What?
I know, right?
For me?
No, no. You're not getting shit from this.
Hot offer in his pants is...
Yeah, that wasn't the best wording.
Kelly?
Can I...
So this movie changed the name in theaters
because it was too long and nobody liked the whole name,
and now it's officially Birds of Prey Harley Quinn.
Interesting.
Never encountered this before.
Got one guy up there, yep.
It's true.
But yeah, I guess I do have to accept it because that really did happen.
That first title was so dumb.
I was looking forward to making people say that full title.
I avoided it, baby.
And the Birds of Prey and the Emancipation
and
wait, Fantabulous.
The Fantabulous Emancipation
of one Harley
Quinn. They would have made so much money
if they just had Birds of Prey
Harley Quinn, I feel like.
That's how dumb people are. Yeah, people are stupid.
Yeah, they're like, I can't read seven or eight more words
to get to the words Harley Quinn.
Plus this picture of her. Who's that?
I recognize her.
Vanessa.
Sunshine Cleaning.
Yeah.
Sunshine Cleaning. Yeah, you were there.
You did it.
Oh, that was very good.
Still in it.
Oh, that was
very nice. Very nice. Still in it. Oh, that was very nice.
Very nice.
Oh, I'm going to go with, I'm going to say it two different ways.
Because she's in both, technically.
Grindhouse.
Right?
And Death Tramp. No, that's not it. Death Farts. Death Death Trap
No, that's not it
Death Farts
No, no
Death
Oh, cool, I could sing that
Not Death Race
Death something
Kelly?
Should I do it?
If you want
I said Grindhouse
She's in Grindhouse
But that's two movies
to be technical
Right, you could argue
she's in both so go ahead Is she? What? She's in Grindhouse. But that's two movies to be technical. You could argue she's in both, so go
ahead. Is she?
She's not in the Planet Terror.
The whole thing is called Grindhouse.
Oh, okay.
That was a theatrical release name.
So can I say Death Proof?
Proof, that's it.
Vanessa?
Can I use the lifeline? Yeah.
What you got?
10 Cloverfield Lane.
Ooh, nice!
That's a good one!
10 Cloverfield Lane.
Very good.
10 Cloverfield Lane.
Yes.
Well, apologies to the next show after this,
because we're going long.
Kelly, have you used your lifeline yet?
No, not yet.
I got one, though, in my pocket.
Pocket.
Should I say it?
Let's do it.
Final Destination 3.
Whoa.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, dude.
Does that have more words after that?
I don't think so.
Okay.
I don't know the Final Destination movies that well to know.
It started after the third one.
They started making The Final Destination and stuff like that.
Well, that's still the same words.
You just really laid into the the.
No, they made that five or whatever.
I don't know.
Vanessa, got anything?
It's been great having you here.
Ah, I can't.
I love that. I love that.
I wish that would happen on Jeopardy.
Maybe if you give me 10 minutes.
Yeah, I mean, I'm the same way.
They're both terrific actresses,
and I'm sure we're missing something.
Oh, I just thought of one.
God damn it.
Tell me.
I'm still in.
Okay, she was in.
Wait a second.
All right, so Kelly is our winner.
Congratulations to Kelly
she was in
Live Free or Die Hard
right?
no
which one?
Live Dark
End of Tomorrow
no but she was in
Live
she was in
a Die Hard movie
she plays
Bruce Willis' daughter
oh the
Mary does
fuck around
yeah
she was in
the Justin Long one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Had a lot of debate
right away on that one.
I was like, what?
What the fuck?
All right.
So anyway,
congratulations to Kelly.
Come on up,
the person that Kelly
was playing for.
Should I give it to him?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Chelsea gets all this shit.
I guess, yeah.
Can you come get it for her?
Yes. On her behalf?
Are you still going to be able to push the chair and everything?
This is
intense.
I can't believe you guys are going home
with a balloon with my name on it.
What a wonderful occasion.
I wouldn't be mad
at you if you just popped the balloon.
But it does have a glow stick inside of it.
Which is a weird thing.
Vanessa, what do you got to plug? We got to get going.
Apologies to the show after mine.
My album, comedy debut album
comes out March 6th.
It's called My Birthday's Tomorrow.
Woo!
I got...
Kelly McInerney.
I got my podcast, I Am D.O.E.,
and then I'm going to be at Go Bananas
in Cincinnati
opening for Jeff Tate
another friend
of this thing
yeah
in April
yeah
hey me
follow my Instagram
at Rizzo Rizzo
and check out my podcast
What's Wrong With Me
where I talk about
the things that are
wrong with me
thanks guys I've got a film out it's on Hulu it's called Anna and the Apocalypse me where I talk about the things that are wrong with me. Thanks, guys.
I've got a film out. It's on Hulu.
It's called Anna and the Apocalypse.
I'm going to watch it tonight, I promise.
Picked me after that.
John McPhail, I hope you enjoyed this.
Was this a pleasurable experience for you?
This was a dream come true, Doug.
Oh, that's awesome. I'm so glad
you had a good time.
One more time
for all of my guests,
Vanessa Gonzalez,
Kelly McInerney,
Taylor Rizzo,
John McPhail.
I will be...
My annual countdown
to 420 show
on April 19th
is at the Punchline
in San Francisco.
You can ring in
for 420.
420 with me.
And I'll be back here
at UCB Franklin,
in front of you guys
in two weeks.
As always, positive energy!
Now it's time for Doug
to watch another talkie.
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makes him cocky.
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